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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden. It's time once again for
another comedy episode of Our Miss Brooks under the direction
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of al lewis Well. Many schools hold various popularity polls
from time to time, and Madison High School, where our
Miss Brooks teaches English, is no exception.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
No, and I felt extremely honored last week because I
had been voted faculty Queen of the football team, although
I can't help thinking that they could have dreamed up
a more glamorous title for me than Miss Pigskin of
nineteen fifty. Anyway, Friday morning, Walter Denton picked me up
in his broken down, hopped up gelope or as the
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girls call it, the Devil's Playground, to drive me down
to dear old Madison, or as I call it the
Devil's playground. Well, Walter, you seem quite chipper this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm more than chipper. I'm a bird on the wing
story like an eagle in the blue.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I don't like to bring you down, but you just
flew through a red light. What's the cause of this
pre dawn gaiety?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Our football team, Miss Brooks, Wait, do you see him
in action?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
We're gonna amaze the entire gridirn world this year.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I thought we amazed the grid iron world last year, Walter,
as I recall, in the fifteen games we played, we
had a perfect record, unblemished by a single victory.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It's coaching that makes a difference. And this year things
are gonna be a lot different.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
We got Bronco You mean we're gonna buck our players
into the end?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I mean Bronco Dawson. He's one of the greatest X
players alive. Hah. With him coaching Madison or a Cinch.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It seems to me I have read his name somewhere.
Wasn't he voted to pure American or something.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's all American? He made for three years too.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, I hope he does well for our team, if
only for mister Boynton's sake. It's amazing how the success
or failure of our football team affects his spirits.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, what's amazing about it?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Mister Boynton's always been a fan and just because he's
a little on the square side, maybe he doesn't mean that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Underneath he isn't regular.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Is that what you really think of, mister Boynton?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Walder, Sure what if he is a cornball on the surface,
con below he's pure gold.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You just got a big a little.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Frankly, my shovel is bent by now. I mean he
is a fine teacher, Walter.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Sure he is.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
He may not be much of a spender, but he
sure likes to celebrate when the team does.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay, you're right about that. At the risk of sounding
like an elephant, remember a game that they did win.
It was three years ago, and after it we went
out to dinner, and then a show and then to
a cafe. The dance sounds terrific. Oh it was. Mister
Boynton was like a man in a dream. In fact,
it wasn't until two days later that he realized we
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didn't go Dutch.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Old Bronco will add to your store of happy memories
this season, miss Brooks, especially with stretched Snodgrass in the backfield.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh, what an.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Athlete that kid is. He's got a great pair of legs,
a great.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Pair of arms, and a real head on his shoulders.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
That's the best kind. You only get something into that head.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I know Stretch isn't Anny Einstein in the classroom, but
on that field he's a genius and he's sure crazy
about Bronco, especially after what happened yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Did you hear about it?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I Stretch was pushing a.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Wheelbarrow full of football equipment across the field seat when
three hoodle him sneaked up on him. Yes, and while
two of them held Stretch down, the other guy made
off with the stuff. Well, Bronco came along about then
he saw what was going on, and boy.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Did he light into those two guys.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yes, I heard about it. Well, then why did.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
You make me repeat the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
High adventure story?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
What an athlete that Bronco is used to be heavyweight
boxing champion of the Navy?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah? He was telling mister Boynton the other day he's.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Gonna give him some tips on the manleyard a self defense.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You better not. Mister Boynton's defense is tough enough as
it is.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Here's a girl school.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Say, there's Stretch locking up his bike.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I Stretch out fund Wilmas Brooks.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Good morning Stretch.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
No, ma'am Walter and I were.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Just what do you mean? No, ma'am it's.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Not a good morning. Not only is it not a
good morning, it's a rotten morning.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
What's wrong?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I got a good mind to quit this old school,
That's what I got a good mind to quit.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
But he can't do that, Stretch, Not after all the
time you've put in.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, there's right, stretch, one more year and you're eligible
for a pension.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Well, this ain't no time to be whismical, miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm not being whismical, Stretch. I was trying to be realistic.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Well, I thought we was gonna have a swell football
team this year because we had old Bronco Dawson coaching us.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
But now we ain't.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
We ain't.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We haven't.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
That's right, we ain't.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Why ain't.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Mister Conklin seen him fighting those roughnecks on the school
grounds yesterday without giving him any chance to explain, snitch
to the board of education and had him fired.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
But we can't do something that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Are you sure you've got the fact straight? Stretch, Did
mister Conkland just arbitrarily dismiss Bronco?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Exactly? He just art of bellery. Some of the guys
in the team are so sore they're talking about not
showing up for practice after school.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
But they shouldn't do that. They need the practice.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
That's what I said. I told him they just be
spiting their own noses.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Spiting their own noses.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Sure there must be some other way to get Bronco back.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Wait a minute, I've got an idea, Miss Brooks, who
was just voted queen of football at Madison, I was correct. Now,
who is the logical candidate to step into mister Concklan's
office and demand Bronco's reinstatement?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Would you repeat the question?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Please?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Waller's white. Miss Brooks, you gotta talk to mister Concord.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh but boys, I don't carry anyway.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
You're built as just as good.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I just don't get along with mister concor.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
You've got to do it, Miss Brooks. Think of mister Boynton.
You said yourself, mister Boynton's a new man when the
team's going good, Well he is. But I can see
it all now. Bronco puts a winning team on the field,
you and mister Boyton watch their glorious victory. Mister Boyton
takes you out to dinner and then to a movie,
and after that you go to a nightclub and your dance.
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The music is soft and dreamy, and as mister Boynton
holds you in his arms, the.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Air is charged with excitement.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
No, he holds you tighter and tighter, And as you
glide over the smooth floor with your face pressed close
to his, your ecstasy knows no bounds. You're filled with
a delicious sense of well being. You're no longer hungry
for romance, starved for affection.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, Miss Brooks, don't wrap those words up. I'll eat
them right here.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Time, Harden, We'll continuing just a moment. But first, here
is Vern Smith.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
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So always use Colgates to clean your breath while you
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Speaker 6 (09:22):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Waltern's stretch convinced me that without Bronco Dawson Madison couldn't
have a winning football team. And I knew that without
a winning football team I couldn't have a winning evening
with mister Boynton. So I let them aim me in
the direction of mister Conklin's office and wish me good luck.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Do the best you can, Miss Brooks. Remember we're rooting
for you.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
We sure are, Miss Brooks. Please try your uttermost to
get old Bronco reinstrated.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I'll do whatever I craon stretch, sal arm Miss Brooks.
Now there it goes a great cow. I only hope
mister Conklin's in his pleasant mood.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Which one is that when.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
He doesn't bite you on site.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Don't worry about his being too rough on anybody today, Walter.
I think I softened him up for a while. When
I've done what i'd done this morning, he's probably scared,
stiff stretch.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
What did you do?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I thought i'd make him sweadle it on, a kind
of when he'd done to Bronco. So I phoned him
up and put a handkerchief over the mouth. Feature this
guy's my voice?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
What did you say to him?
Speaker 6 (10:22):
I just said, why am mister conk And this is
Bronco Dawson. I'm coming to school today and beat your
big fat head in.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hi, Missus Brooks, Hello, Harriet, I was just going to
drop into your dad's office. Is he busy? Do you know?
Speaker 8 (10:43):
I don't think so, But he's awfully nervous. Every time
he hears a sound, he practically jumps under his desk,
and he's had the custodian put a big lock and
chain on his door.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Sounds like he's expecting me.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Maybe you can find out what's bothering him.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
He wouldn't tell me a thing, all right, Harry, and
I'll see you in play bye?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Who goes there?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
It's a friend, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Are you alone, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yes, sir, I am.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
One moment please, I'll let you in.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Good morning, mister. Do I get any time off for
good behavior?
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Somehow you're devastating bombs? Just don't tweak me this morning.
I'll get to the point. What do you want of me?
Speaker 11 (11:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Nothing for myself, mister Conklin. I wanted to talk to
you about somebody else, Bronco Dogs. Oh but he isn't,
mister Conkland. He hasn't had a fair chance.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
To act their chance.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
You realize that since he heard that I recommended his dismissal.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
To the board, he has threatened me with bodily Ronco
threatened you.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
On the telephone.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
In Dawson's own words, Miss Brooks, he is coming to
school today to beat my big fat head.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
In That's ridiculous, mister Conklin. He wouldn't dare to beat
your big fat head in.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
My big fat what he wouldn't beat in.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Your big fat anything? I please, sir, But actually your
head is neither big nor fat. Well, thank you, It's
just pleasingly plump.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
You have made me very happy, my dear, Now get out.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
You've just got to listen to reason. Ronco was only
fighting to protect school property from some hoodlums. Stretch Nodgrass
told me so himself.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
A cock and bull story born of hero worsh cases
closed in a few days, the board will provide us
with a new coach.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I wish you'd reconsider this matter, mister Conklind. It means
it's a great deal, not only to me, but to
the entire student point a student body. You see, the
team has just voted me faculty queen.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
The congratulations, your majesty, With your permission, I'd like to
back away from the royal presence.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I've got things to do, yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
One moment, just before you came in, the custodian told
me that some of the players he spoke with are
planning to cut football practice after school today.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yes, I know, but that can all be changed.
Speaker 10 (13:31):
I think so too, And since you're so popular with
the boys, it seems entirely possible that you could have
a hand.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
In changing it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
What are you getting at, mister Conklin.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I have another crown for your head.
Speaker 10 (13:43):
Queenie, you are hereby appointed temporary football coach.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Vote with mister Conklin. There's no need for that. If
you'll only give Bronco a chance to explain the mere
fact that he was an All American fullback heavyweight Champion
of the Navy is no reason for you to be
afraid of him.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
Afraid of him? Who said I was afraid of him?
Osgod conquerin fears. No, man, you forget, miss Brooks, that
you are speaking to the former captain of the Rutgers tug.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Of war team.
Speaker 10 (14:16):
Three years I was anchor man on that team Atlas.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
They used to call me.
Speaker 10 (14:21):
No matter how tenacious our adversary, I could always be
depended upon to see heavyweight champion of the Navy.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Who it's just the phone. You can come out from
under the desk, catalyst.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Oh, oh yeah, there's the phone.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
One moment.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Please, this may be another threatening call from Bronco, Miss Brooks,
I'll have to ask you to wait in the hall.
But mister con if I lose my temper with him,
I may forget to use the King's English.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Come, I'll let you out.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yes, sir, Hello Zimmerman's butcher Shop.
Speaker 12 (15:17):
But your clowning are good conkling. This is missus Davis,
Margaret Davis, Miss brooks Land Lady.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
Oh oh well, Margaret, I'm very happy to hear from you,
very happy.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Indeed, well, you may not.
Speaker 12 (15:30):
Be so happy when I tell you why I called.
Your wife just dropped over and told me that you
had poor Bronco Dawson fired. Well, do you ought to
be ashamed of yourself? Bronco was the best football coach
that Madison ever had.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
Now, please Margaret, my actions in this matter were completely justified.
Speaker 12 (15:47):
I said you had to be if I were a man,
I come over there and beat your big fat head in.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
And I'll see here, Margaret.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
Bronco Dawson engaged in a common brawl on my campus yesterday.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
He's nothing but a ruffian.
Speaker 12 (16:02):
He's a perfect gentleman. I happen to witness part of
that encounter, and the moment Bronco saw me, he stopped
hitting those bullys. What that's how much of a gentleman
he is. He told me himself he would never hit
anyone in the presence.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Of a woman.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
He wouldn't.
Speaker 10 (16:24):
Well, perhaps we'd better discuss this another time, Margaret, But
I'll told you later.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
I've been suddenly taken busy good they come in, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I don't want to see him insistent, mister count Come
me and.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
You wonderful woman.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
You sit down, my dear, take my chair.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
I'll squat on the floor.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Go on, go on, sit in that swivel chair. Lean
back on. Take a nap if you like a nap.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You mean I'm awake now. Oh, there's the bell, mister Conklin.
I've got a class starting.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
You mean we've got a class, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
I have long been of the opinion that a man
in my position should occasionally refurbish his education. And where
can I better acquire additional knowledge than by kneeling at.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
The feet of wisdom?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Your feet, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
If I knew you were coming, how to shine my shoes?
All right, all you backfield men, take a few turns
on those parallel bars.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I've got the lineman working on the heavyweights, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh, thanks, mister Boynton. It was very nice of you
to offer your assistance this afternoon. I don't know much
about football.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
That's all right, Miss Brooks. Of course, I can't help
feeling that mister Conkland should never have let Bronco Dawson go.
If it's not too late, I'd like to talk to
him about it. Do you know where I could find
mister Conklin nowmus Brooks.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Probably in the bottom drawer of his desk. He's afraid
that Bronco is going to beat him up for getting
him fired.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh, but that's absurd. Bronco is a very peaceful sort
of chap. You know. I got to know him pretty
well in recent days. He told me he liked everything
about Madison, even mister Conklin. In fact, he was planning
on bringing his wife here from Millsborough.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I didn't know Bronco was married. He never mentioned having
a wife.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, I know, he's an odd one when it comes
to women.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
He's an odd one.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
By that, I meant he keeps his private life pretty
much to himself. He sort of confided in me though,
even told me he had a baby a couple of
years ago. Never mentioned it to a soul.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Must have been quite a surprise to his wife. I
guess it's too late to do anything about Bronco now.
He hasn't even come back to school for his.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Uniform and pardon miss Brooks, we got the blackboard all
set up for skull practice.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Good, get the skulls together and we'll.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Practice where support set up water.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Right near the tackling pit. Of course, those hudlums stole
are tackling dum me yesterday. So I had to borrow
a big laundry bag from the cafeteria. I told Kenny
Patterson to get it stuffed with sawdust or something.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I hope you didn't forget.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Get a load of meat, folks.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I borrowed Bronco Dawson's uniform for today. It's the old
number ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
You were in college, Good old ninety nine. And that
yellow jersey is hot stuff? All right?
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Why do you like it?
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 10 (19:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I know how mustard looks when it's happy.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
The stretch?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Where's your own uniform?
Speaker 7 (19:35):
That showed up? Miss him?
Speaker 6 (19:36):
One of those hoods climbed on it yesterday while Bronco
was clobber on the other two.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
How does that go again?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I'll translate mister Barton stretch means his uniform was pilfered
by one brigand while our football coach was taking punitive
measures against his confederates.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
What does that go again?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Well, you better get going. I want to see if
that laundry sack has been stuffed.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You honor me have an old Bronco's uniform on Miss Brooks.
Don't you think God, I get the first shot at
tackle practice.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Now, don't look at me stretch, You'll have to settle
for the sack, Hi.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Daddy, what are you doing on the athletic field.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
I was on my way home. Harriet left the building
through the side entrance today.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
But why, Daddy, just for kicks.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
You know, for a minute, I thought you might be
looking for Old ninety nine. I was hoping you might
have changed your mind about letting him go.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Old ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Yes, that's what a lot of the kids call Bronco Dawson.
Those are the numerals he wore on his college uniform.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
He's kept them to this day.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
I hope I've seen the last of Bronco Dawson and
his numerals.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
I'm afraid you're not going to get your hope, Daddy.
It looks like Old ninety nine is coming out of
the gym.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Now where, oh there, oh there.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
I'd like to stay and watch some practice, but I've
got a date with Susie Prentice at three fifteen, and
Golly I'm late later, daddy, I've got to run.
Speaker 14 (21:01):
You've got to run, old, No, no, I better not
nailed me in a minute on this open field.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
Hide, got to hide this laundry bag. I just hop
in here and pull the string. Champion of the Navy yet,
all right, all.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Right, now, fellas, let's line up for the tackle. Crack.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Give me a handle this dummy, will you, folks?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'll help too.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I'm glad Kenny didn't forget to stuff it.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
From the way it feels it must have stuffed it
with blubber, just hoisted up between these upright.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah, I remember, Fellas. Hit it low and hit it hard.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Come on straight, you started off?
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Okay, you're golos.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
That's a pretty nice tackle stretch, but a little too low.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
What do you mean too low, mister Boyton? I thought
I hit it just right.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Why don't you show him what you mean? Mister Boynton?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Maybe I haven't played football in years.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Oh go ahead, mister Boyton, with your physique, you will
grind that old sack.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
In a powder well. I'll try it if you want
me to. I'll get a good running start.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Now I'll stretch. Mister Boyton can probably teach you plenty,
so stop that groaning fool me. Oh wonderful, mister Boynton.
But why so hard you knocked the wind out of yourself?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Nor I didn't I feel great?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Gosh, look at that sack.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
It's all lopsided.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Well, there's only one way to fix that. Hit it
from both sides at once.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
It's often necessary for two men to bring down the ball. Carry,
not stretch. You hit him high and I'll hit him.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Long, right, mister Poynton. This time I'll make that old
sack uncle uncle.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Did you say something stretching?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
No, sir, didn't you say something?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
No, Well it was that you, not me, was it you?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Miss Brooks? It wasn't me.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Isn't anyone going to ask me.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
The sack the talked?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Well, it sounds like mister Conklin's in there.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Oh heavens, quick release those pulleys. I'll get the draw strings.
Oh it is mister Conklin.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Yes, Miss Brooks, it is, And I blame you for
this entire outbreak.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Me.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
You knew I was threatened by Bronco DAWs.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
You knew I was trying to hide from it.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
And what more logical place for me to hide than
here in this laundry bag.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
But that's not mister Conklin.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I should have known I was in there when you
help hoist me up.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I'm sorry, mister Conklin, I have an ironclad alibi, an alibi, yes, sir,
just take a look at the size of that bag.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
What has that got to do with it?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I couldn't possibly think that even you were that big.
A dummy.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
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Speaker 7 (25:43):
And now once again here is our miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Well, by dint of some fast talking, I convinced mister
Conklin that I wasn't the one responsible for his bruised condition.
Of course, Walter's stretch and the rest of the team
showed amazing loyalty. As soon as the bag was opened.
They ran giggling into the hills. Then mister Boynton went
to the gym for some iodine, and I tried to
soothe mister Conklin. He certainly was banged up. There was
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a big lump here, small lump there, Here, a lump there,
a lump. Very well, Osgod, Conklin was a mess. E
I E.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
I, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
You know what I'll do if I ever get my
hands on that Bronco Dawson.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yes, sir, you'll hold his arms now. I still, mister Conklin, Hi,
Miss Brooks, Why is daddy stretched out on Daddy? When
did it happen? Take it easy, Harriet. Your daddy's been
helping the football team, But the way he looks, he's worried, Harriet.
He's a little concerned over Bronco's possible reaction to being fired.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
But Bronco doesn't even know he's been fired.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
What's that The board wasn't.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
To notify him until this morning, and he left town
last night. I just stopped home for a minute, Daddy
and found this wire for you'll.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Let me see that.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Where are my glasses?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
They were in my best pocket.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
You read it, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
All right, dear mister Conklin called home to Millsborough last night.
Wife presented me with seven pound fullback. Have taken job
coaching Millsborough High. No, you'll understand. Thanks for everything, Bronco Dawson. Well,
all's well, that ends well.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Ends well.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I'm nothing but a mass of welts and bruises.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
But you're just thinking of yourself, mister Conklin. What about
poor Bronco, Poor Bronco. Yes, now he'll never get a
chance to beat your big fat head in.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Cling one of the arms.
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of al lewis Well. Many schools hold various popularity polls
from time to time, and Madison High School, where our
Miss Brooks teaches English, is no exception.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
No, and I felt extremely honored last week because I
had been voted faculty Queen of the football team, although
I can't help thinking that they could have dreamed up
a more glamorous title for me than Miss Pigskin of
nineteen fifty. Anyway, Friday morning, Walter Denton picked me up
in his broken down, hopped up gelope or as the
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girls call it, the Devil's Playground, to drive me down
to dear old Madison, or as I call it the
Devil's playground. Well, Walter, you seem quite chipper this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm more than chipper. I'm a bird on the wing
story like an eagle in the blue.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I don't like to bring you down, but you just
flew through a red light. What's the cause of this
pre dawn gaiety?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Our football team, Miss Brooks, Wait, do you see him
in action?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
We're gonna amaze the entire gridirn world this year.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I thought we amazed the grid iron world last year, Walter,
as I recall, in the fifteen games we played, we
had a perfect record, unblemished by a single victory.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It's coaching that makes a difference. And this year things
are gonna be a lot different.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
We got Bronco You mean we're gonna buck our players
into the end?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I mean Bronco Dawson. He's one of the greatest X
players alive. Hah. With him coaching Madison or a Cinch.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It seems to me I have read his name somewhere.
Wasn't he voted to pure American or something.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's all American? He made for three years too.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, I hope he does well for our team, if
only for mister Boynton's sake. It's amazing how the success
or failure of our football team affects his spirits.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, what's amazing about it?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Mister Boynton's always been a fan and just because he's
a little on the square side, maybe he doesn't mean that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Underneath he isn't regular.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Is that what you really think of, mister Boynton?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Walder, Sure what if he is a cornball on the surface,
con below he's pure gold.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You just got a big a little.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Frankly, my shovel is bent by now. I mean he
is a fine teacher, Walter.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Sure he is.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
He may not be much of a spender, but he
sure likes to celebrate when the team does.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay, you're right about that. At the risk of sounding
like an elephant, remember a game that they did win.
It was three years ago, and after it we went
out to dinner, and then a show and then to
a cafe. The dance sounds terrific. Oh it was. Mister
Boynton was like a man in a dream. In fact,
it wasn't until two days later that he realized we
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didn't go Dutch.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Old Bronco will add to your store of happy memories
this season, miss Brooks, especially with stretched Snodgrass in the backfield.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh, what an.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Athlete that kid is. He's got a great pair of legs,
a great.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Pair of arms, and a real head on his shoulders.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
That's the best kind. You only get something into that head.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I know Stretch isn't Anny Einstein in the classroom, but
on that field he's a genius and he's sure crazy
about Bronco, especially after what happened yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Did you hear about it?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I Stretch was pushing a.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Wheelbarrow full of football equipment across the field seat when
three hoodle him sneaked up on him. Yes, and while
two of them held Stretch down, the other guy made
off with the stuff. Well, Bronco came along about then
he saw what was going on, and boy.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Did he light into those two guys.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yes, I heard about it. Well, then why did.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
You make me repeat the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
High adventure story?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
What an athlete that Bronco is used to be heavyweight
boxing champion of the Navy?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah? He was telling mister Boynton the other day he's.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Gonna give him some tips on the manleyard a self defense.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You better not. Mister Boynton's defense is tough enough as
it is.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Here's a girl school.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Say, there's Stretch locking up his bike.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I Stretch out fund Wilmas Brooks.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Good morning Stretch.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
No, ma'am Walter and I were.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Just what do you mean? No, ma'am it's.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Not a good morning. Not only is it not a
good morning, it's a rotten morning.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
What's wrong?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I got a good mind to quit this old school,
That's what I got a good mind to quit.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
But he can't do that, Stretch, Not after all the
time you've put in.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, there's right, stretch, one more year and you're eligible
for a pension.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Well, this ain't no time to be whismical, miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm not being whismical, Stretch. I was trying to be realistic.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Well, I thought we was gonna have a swell football
team this year because we had old Bronco Dawson coaching us.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
But now we ain't.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
We ain't.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We haven't.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
That's right, we ain't.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Why ain't.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Mister Conklin seen him fighting those roughnecks on the school
grounds yesterday without giving him any chance to explain, snitch
to the board of education and had him fired.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
But we can't do something that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Are you sure you've got the fact straight? Stretch, Did
mister Conkland just arbitrarily dismiss Bronco?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Exactly? He just art of bellery. Some of the guys
in the team are so sore they're talking about not
showing up for practice after school.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
But they shouldn't do that. They need the practice.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
That's what I said. I told him they just be
spiting their own noses.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Spiting their own noses.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Sure there must be some other way to get Bronco back.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Wait a minute, I've got an idea, Miss Brooks, who
was just voted queen of football at Madison, I was correct. Now,
who is the logical candidate to step into mister Concklan's
office and demand Bronco's reinstatement?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Would you repeat the question?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Please?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Waller's white. Miss Brooks, you gotta talk to mister Concord.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh but boys, I don't carry anyway.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
You're built as just as good.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I just don't get along with mister concor.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
You've got to do it, Miss Brooks. Think of mister Boynton.
You said yourself, mister Boynton's a new man when the
team's going good, Well he is. But I can see
it all now. Bronco puts a winning team on the field,
you and mister Boyton watch their glorious victory. Mister Boyton
takes you out to dinner and then to a movie,
and after that you go to a nightclub and your dance.
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The music is soft and dreamy, and as mister Boynton
holds you in his arms, the.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Air is charged with excitement.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
No, he holds you tighter and tighter, And as you
glide over the smooth floor with your face pressed close
to his, your ecstasy knows no bounds. You're filled with
a delicious sense of well being. You're no longer hungry
for romance, starved for affection.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, Miss Brooks, don't wrap those words up. I'll eat
them right here.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
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Speaker 6 (09:22):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Waltern's stretch convinced me that without Bronco Dawson Madison couldn't
have a winning football team. And I knew that without
a winning football team I couldn't have a winning evening
with mister Boynton. So I let them aim me in
the direction of mister Conklin's office and wish me good luck.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Do the best you can, Miss Brooks. Remember we're rooting
for you.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
We sure are, Miss Brooks. Please try your uttermost to
get old Bronco reinstrated.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I'll do whatever I craon stretch, sal arm Miss Brooks.
Now there it goes a great cow. I only hope
mister Conklin's in his pleasant mood.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Which one is that when.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
He doesn't bite you on site.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Don't worry about his being too rough on anybody today, Walter.
I think I softened him up for a while. When
I've done what i'd done this morning, he's probably scared,
stiff stretch.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
What did you do?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I thought i'd make him sweadle it on, a kind
of when he'd done to Bronco. So I phoned him
up and put a handkerchief over the mouth. Feature this
guy's my voice?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
What did you say to him?
Speaker 6 (10:22):
I just said, why am mister conk And this is
Bronco Dawson. I'm coming to school today and beat your
big fat head in.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hi, Missus Brooks, Hello, Harriet, I was just going to
drop into your dad's office. Is he busy? Do you know?
Speaker 8 (10:43):
I don't think so, But he's awfully nervous. Every time
he hears a sound, he practically jumps under his desk,
and he's had the custodian put a big lock and
chain on his door.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Sounds like he's expecting me.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Maybe you can find out what's bothering him.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
He wouldn't tell me a thing, all right, Harry, and
I'll see you in play bye?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Who goes there?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
It's a friend, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Are you alone, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yes, sir, I am.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
One moment please, I'll let you in.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Good morning, mister. Do I get any time off for
good behavior?
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Somehow you're devastating bombs? Just don't tweak me this morning.
I'll get to the point. What do you want of me?
Speaker 11 (11:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Nothing for myself, mister Conklin. I wanted to talk to
you about somebody else, Bronco Dogs. Oh but he isn't,
mister Conkland. He hasn't had a fair chance.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
To act their chance.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
You realize that since he heard that I recommended his dismissal.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
To the board, he has threatened me with bodily Ronco
threatened you.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
On the telephone.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
In Dawson's own words, Miss Brooks, he is coming to
school today to beat my big fat head.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
In That's ridiculous, mister Conklin. He wouldn't dare to beat
your big fat head in.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
My big fat what he wouldn't beat in.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Your big fat anything? I please, sir, But actually your
head is neither big nor fat. Well, thank you, It's
just pleasingly plump.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
You have made me very happy, my dear, Now get out.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
You've just got to listen to reason. Ronco was only
fighting to protect school property from some hoodlums. Stretch Nodgrass
told me so himself.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
A cock and bull story born of hero worsh cases
closed in a few days, the board will provide us
with a new coach.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I wish you'd reconsider this matter, mister Conklind. It means
it's a great deal, not only to me, but to
the entire student point a student body. You see, the
team has just voted me faculty queen.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
The congratulations, your majesty, With your permission, I'd like to
back away from the royal presence.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I've got things to do, yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
One moment, just before you came in, the custodian told
me that some of the players he spoke with are
planning to cut football practice after school today.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yes, I know, but that can all be changed.
Speaker 10 (13:31):
I think so too, And since you're so popular with
the boys, it seems entirely possible that you could have
a hand.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
In changing it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
What are you getting at, mister Conklin.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I have another crown for your head.
Speaker 10 (13:43):
Queenie, you are hereby appointed temporary football coach.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Vote with mister Conklin. There's no need for that. If
you'll only give Bronco a chance to explain the mere
fact that he was an All American fullback heavyweight Champion
of the Navy is no reason for you to be
afraid of him.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
Afraid of him? Who said I was afraid of him?
Osgod conquerin fears. No, man, you forget, miss Brooks, that
you are speaking to the former captain of the Rutgers tug.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Of war team.
Speaker 10 (14:16):
Three years I was anchor man on that team Atlas.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
They used to call me.
Speaker 10 (14:21):
No matter how tenacious our adversary, I could always be
depended upon to see heavyweight champion of the Navy.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Who it's just the phone. You can come out from
under the desk, catalyst.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Oh, oh yeah, there's the phone.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
One moment.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Please, this may be another threatening call from Bronco, Miss Brooks,
I'll have to ask you to wait in the hall.
But mister con if I lose my temper with him,
I may forget to use the King's English.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Come, I'll let you out.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yes, sir, Hello Zimmerman's butcher Shop.
Speaker 12 (15:17):
But your clowning are good conkling. This is missus Davis,
Margaret Davis, Miss brooks Land Lady.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
Oh oh well, Margaret, I'm very happy to hear from you,
very happy.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Indeed, well, you may not.
Speaker 12 (15:30):
Be so happy when I tell you why I called.
Your wife just dropped over and told me that you
had poor Bronco Dawson fired. Well, do you ought to
be ashamed of yourself? Bronco was the best football coach
that Madison ever had.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
Now, please Margaret, my actions in this matter were completely justified.
Speaker 12 (15:47):
I said you had to be if I were a man,
I come over there and beat your big fat head in.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
And I'll see here, Margaret.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
Bronco Dawson engaged in a common brawl on my campus yesterday.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
He's nothing but a ruffian.
Speaker 12 (16:02):
He's a perfect gentleman. I happen to witness part of
that encounter, and the moment Bronco saw me, he stopped
hitting those bullys. What that's how much of a gentleman
he is. He told me himself he would never hit
anyone in the presence.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Of a woman.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
He wouldn't.
Speaker 10 (16:24):
Well, perhaps we'd better discuss this another time, Margaret, But
I'll told you later.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
I've been suddenly taken busy good they come in, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I don't want to see him insistent, mister count Come
me and.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
You wonderful woman.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
You sit down, my dear, take my chair.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
I'll squat on the floor.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Go on, go on, sit in that swivel chair. Lean
back on. Take a nap if you like a nap.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You mean I'm awake now. Oh, there's the bell, mister Conklin.
I've got a class starting.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
You mean we've got a class, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
I have long been of the opinion that a man
in my position should occasionally refurbish his education. And where
can I better acquire additional knowledge than by kneeling at.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
The feet of wisdom?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Your feet, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
If I knew you were coming, how to shine my shoes?
All right, all you backfield men, take a few turns
on those parallel bars.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I've got the lineman working on the heavyweights, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh, thanks, mister Boynton. It was very nice of you
to offer your assistance this afternoon. I don't know much
about football.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
That's all right, Miss Brooks. Of course, I can't help
feeling that mister Conkland should never have let Bronco Dawson go.
If it's not too late, I'd like to talk to
him about it. Do you know where I could find
mister Conklin nowmus Brooks.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Probably in the bottom drawer of his desk. He's afraid
that Bronco is going to beat him up for getting
him fired.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh, but that's absurd. Bronco is a very peaceful sort
of chap. You know. I got to know him pretty
well in recent days. He told me he liked everything
about Madison, even mister Conklin. In fact, he was planning
on bringing his wife here from Millsborough.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I didn't know Bronco was married. He never mentioned having
a wife.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, I know, he's an odd one when it comes
to women.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
He's an odd one.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
By that, I meant he keeps his private life pretty
much to himself. He sort of confided in me though,
even told me he had a baby a couple of
years ago. Never mentioned it to a soul.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Must have been quite a surprise to his wife. I
guess it's too late to do anything about Bronco now.
He hasn't even come back to school for his.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Uniform and pardon miss Brooks, we got the blackboard all
set up for skull practice.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Good, get the skulls together and we'll.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Practice where support set up water.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Right near the tackling pit. Of course, those hudlums stole
are tackling dum me yesterday. So I had to borrow
a big laundry bag from the cafeteria. I told Kenny
Patterson to get it stuffed with sawdust or something.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I hope you didn't forget.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Get a load of meat, folks.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I borrowed Bronco Dawson's uniform for today. It's the old
number ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
You were in college, Good old ninety nine. And that
yellow jersey is hot stuff? All right?
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Why do you like it?
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 10 (19:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I know how mustard looks when it's happy.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
The stretch?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Where's your own uniform?
Speaker 7 (19:35):
That showed up? Miss him?
Speaker 6 (19:36):
One of those hoods climbed on it yesterday while Bronco
was clobber on the other two.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
How does that go again?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I'll translate mister Barton stretch means his uniform was pilfered
by one brigand while our football coach was taking punitive
measures against his confederates.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
What does that go again?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Well, you better get going. I want to see if
that laundry sack has been stuffed.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You honor me have an old Bronco's uniform on Miss Brooks.
Don't you think God, I get the first shot at
tackle practice.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Now, don't look at me stretch, You'll have to settle
for the sack, Hi.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Daddy, what are you doing on the athletic field.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
I was on my way home. Harriet left the building
through the side entrance today.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
But why, Daddy, just for kicks.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
You know, for a minute, I thought you might be
looking for Old ninety nine. I was hoping you might
have changed your mind about letting him go.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Old ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Yes, that's what a lot of the kids call Bronco Dawson.
Those are the numerals he wore on his college uniform.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
He's kept them to this day.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
I hope I've seen the last of Bronco Dawson and
his numerals.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
I'm afraid you're not going to get your hope, Daddy.
It looks like Old ninety nine is coming out of
the gym.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Now where, oh there, oh there.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
I'd like to stay and watch some practice, but I've
got a date with Susie Prentice at three fifteen, and
Golly I'm late later, daddy, I've got to run.
Speaker 14 (21:01):
You've got to run, old, No, no, I better not
nailed me in a minute on this open field.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
Hide, got to hide this laundry bag. I just hop
in here and pull the string. Champion of the Navy yet,
all right, all.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Right, now, fellas, let's line up for the tackle. Crack.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Give me a handle this dummy, will you, folks?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'll help too.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I'm glad Kenny didn't forget to stuff it.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
From the way it feels it must have stuffed it
with blubber, just hoisted up between these upright.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah, I remember, Fellas. Hit it low and hit it hard.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Come on straight, you started off?
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Okay, you're golos.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
That's a pretty nice tackle stretch, but a little too low.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
What do you mean too low, mister Boyton? I thought
I hit it just right.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Why don't you show him what you mean? Mister Boynton?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Maybe I haven't played football in years.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Oh go ahead, mister Boyton, with your physique, you will
grind that old sack.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
In a powder well. I'll try it if you want
me to. I'll get a good running start.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Now I'll stretch. Mister Boyton can probably teach you plenty,
so stop that groaning fool me. Oh wonderful, mister Boynton.
But why so hard you knocked the wind out of yourself?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Nor I didn't I feel great?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Gosh, look at that sack.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
It's all lopsided.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Well, there's only one way to fix that. Hit it
from both sides at once.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
It's often necessary for two men to bring down the ball. Carry,
not stretch. You hit him high and I'll hit him.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Long, right, mister Poynton. This time I'll make that old
sack uncle uncle.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Did you say something stretching?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
No, sir, didn't you say something?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
No, Well it was that you, not me, was it you?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Miss Brooks? It wasn't me.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Isn't anyone going to ask me.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
The sack the talked?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Well, it sounds like mister Conklin's in there.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Oh heavens, quick release those pulleys. I'll get the draw strings.
Oh it is mister Conklin.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Yes, Miss Brooks, it is, And I blame you for
this entire outbreak.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Me.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
You knew I was threatened by Bronco DAWs.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
You knew I was trying to hide from it.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
And what more logical place for me to hide than
here in this laundry bag.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
But that's not mister Conklin.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I should have known I was in there when you
help hoist me up.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I'm sorry, mister Conklin, I have an ironclad alibi, an alibi, yes, sir,
just take a look at the size of that bag.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
What has that got to do with it?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I couldn't possibly think that even you were that big.
A dummy.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
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Speaker 7 (25:43):
And now once again here is our miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Well, by dint of some fast talking, I convinced mister
Conklin that I wasn't the one responsible for his bruised condition.
Of course, Walter's stretch and the rest of the team
showed amazing loyalty. As soon as the bag was opened.
They ran giggling into the hills. Then mister Boynton went
to the gym for some iodine, and I tried to
soothe mister Conklin. He certainly was banged up. There was
(26:08):
a big lump here, small lump there, Here, a lump there,
a lump. Very well, Osgod, Conklin was a mess. E
I E.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
I, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
You know what I'll do if I ever get my
hands on that Bronco Dawson.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yes, sir, you'll hold his arms now. I still, mister Conklin, Hi,
Miss Brooks, Why is daddy stretched out on Daddy? When
did it happen? Take it easy, Harriet. Your daddy's been
helping the football team, But the way he looks, he's worried, Harriet.
He's a little concerned over Bronco's possible reaction to being fired.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
But Bronco doesn't even know he's been fired.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
What's that The board wasn't.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
To notify him until this morning, and he left town
last night. I just stopped home for a minute, Daddy
and found this wire for you'll.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Let me see that.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Where are my glasses?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
They were in my best pocket.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
You read it, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
All right, dear mister Conklin called home to Millsborough last night.
Wife presented me with seven pound fullback. Have taken job
coaching Millsborough High. No, you'll understand. Thanks for everything, Bronco Dawson. Well,
all's well, that ends well.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Ends well.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I'm nothing but a mass of welts and bruises.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
But you're just thinking of yourself, mister Conklin. What about
poor Bronco, Poor Bronco. Yes, now he'll never get a
chance to beat your big fat head in.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Cling one of the arms.
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Our Miss Brooks, starring Eve Arden is produced by Larry Burns,
written by Al Lewis and Joe Quillan, with music by
Wilbur Hatch. Mister Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler, Mister
Conklin by Gail Gordon others in the Night's Asked, where
(28:00):
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