August 6, 2025 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Now it's Armiss Brooks, Storry Eve Arden. Well, some people
are just naturally shy and retiring. But according to Armist Brooks,
who teaches English at Madison High School, mister Boynton overdoes it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes, we don't even hold hands when we go to
the movies, except, of course, when I surreptitiously slip him
the sixty five cents for my ticket. Even that slight
contact could be more romantic if it lasted a bit longer.
But the minute he feels a half dollar, a dime
and the nickel, he lets go. I remember one night
(00:48):
I was fifteen cents short. That's the hottest time I've
had with him in six years. After brooding about this
stalemate all week, I decided last Thirdnesday night to give
him up once and for all, to put him completely
out of my mind. It was difficult to do, but
once I had arrived at the decision, I stretched out
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on my bed, turned out the light, and in no
time at all I was peacefully writhing around shredding my sheets.
Friday morning, my landlady had an even rougher time than usual,
trying to wake me up.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Connie, Wake up, Connie, Connie. Time to get up dear,
rise and shine. Connie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hmmm, oh, good morning, Missus Davis. Thanks for waking me.
I've got to get to school. What's this? What am
I doing with my clothes on?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You put them on ten minutes ago when I woke
you the first time.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I should have slept in them. They could use a
good pressing.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'll straighten your bed while you'll get your shoes on.
And goodness, what made you take all those face towels
to bed with you?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Those aren't face towels. That's what's left of the sheet.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I'm afraid I had.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
A very restless night, Missus Davis. I tossed and turned
for hours.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Worrying about mister Boynton. Connie not anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I decided to call it quits. But Connie, oh, I
know I've said that before, but this time I mean it.
I'm going to forget all about him.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
When did you arrive at that decision?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yesterday? After another one of our amorous dates in the
park Zoo. It was terribly disappointing, Missus Davis. The more
so since four or five minutes seemed genuinely romantic, and
mister Boynton breathed down the back of my neck.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Intinded you do that.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Molly was looking over my shoulder at the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
He's a strange man in many ways, Connie. But I'm
sure you can patch it up.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, there's nothing to patch up, Missus Davis. I'm just
going to put him out of my mind completely.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Whatever you say, dear. Now, please put on your shoe.
Who can come into the dinet? Breakfast will be ready
in a jiffy.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You go on ahead, I'll be right in. Oh gosh,
I'm sleepy.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh don't take too long, dear. I don't want your
grapefruit to get cold.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'll be there in a minute.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh, Connie, Connie, would you like some toast?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Hmm?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh yes, Missus Davis, I'd love some toast. Where is it?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Just lift your head, dear, it's under your cheek.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But I can't remember when I've been so knocked out.
It was those dreams. I guess I must have dreamt
of a hundred people, and every one of them looked
like mister Boynon.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, that's the way it goes, dear. The minute you
try to forget someone, he takes over your thoughts completely.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And maybe if I read the morning paper, I can
get him out of my mind. Let's see what the headlines,
Missus Davis. Look on the front page, a picture of
mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Let me see why, Connie, what's the matter with you?
This is the Indian ambassador. What I should say, the
American ambassador to India?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What is the image of mister Boynton? The hair, the eyes. Well,
I'm closest study. This seems to be a much older
man than mister Boyton. Still as a remarkable resemblance.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You only imagine there is because of your mental conflict,
don't you see, Connie. One side of your mind is
trying to boot mister Boynton out, while the other side
is trying to lock him in.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I wonder it's so noisy in there, say, my head
is just spinning.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I'll take it easy, dear. Remember the one thing most
difficult to forget is what you're trying to forget. If
you cooperate with me, Connie, I'll show you just what
I mean with a simple little experiment. Just try to
forget an object on this table, anything at all, well,
the coffee pot, for example, This coffee pot, any coffee pot.
(05:06):
Now close your eyes and clear your mind. Close them tightly,
that's it now, Connie Brooks, I command you not to
think of a coffee pot. There's no such thing as
a coffee pot, no coffee pot at all. Just keep
telling yourself you must not think of a coffee pot.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No coffee pot. I must not think of a coffee pot.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's right, No coffee pot, No coffee pot. Coptally, Connie,
what are you thinking of a coffee pot? I can't understand.
If something must have gone wrong. Try again. Now, are
you still thinking of a coffee pot?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yes, but it looks like mister Boynton. The handle is
the same shape as his nose, the lid is the
same shape as his heads. In fact, the whole thing
is no. No, I'm wrong. It couldn't possibly be mister Boynton.
Why not it's percolating. Oh well, I'll have some coffee.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Somebody's at the front door.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
There's the phone.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
We'd a big hit this morning, as you's at the
door and you answer the phone.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Room, Hello, good morning, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
This is mister Boynton.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh just what do you want? Mister Biden?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I called to ask if you'd care to join me
this afternoon where at the Museum of Natural History.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
They're going to exhibit for the first time. A red
tailed field mouse from France.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Should be very exciting. A French field mouse, that's right, Well,
kiss him on both cheeks for me. I can't make it.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I don't quite understand your attitude, Miss Brooks. You sound
rather unfriendly this morning.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Excuse me, Connie, but there's five cents postage you on
this cookbook that just arrived, and I haven't a bit
of change. Would you pay the postman for me? He's
waiting at the door.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh certainly, missus Davis hold the phone a minute, will you,
mister Biden? All right, I understand missus Davis Owes you yp.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
What seems to be the trouble ma'am mister Boyton.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What are you doing in that postman's outfit? And how
did you get off the phone and over here so quickly?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Did you say? Boyton? Ma'am?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
My name is McDonald. I'm the new postman in this district. Now,
if you'll kindly give me a nickel.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Let's do.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Here's your nickel, mister McDonald, But please do me a favor.
Wait here, just one minute. It's very important. Okay, Hello,
are you still there? Mister Boyton? That's all I wanted
to know. Bye mister McDonald. Oh yes, ma'am, Bye missus Davis.
(08:01):
Why didn't you tell me that our new postman is
the image of mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
What are you saying, Connie? Mister McDonald doesn't look any
more like mister Boynton than I do. And he's got
a thick Scottish burr burr.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He doesn't have any more Scottish bir than a French
field mouse. And you're an Indian ambassador.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Now, now, dear, pull yourself together. You see, Connie, when
my sister Angela was being treated for her absent mindedness,
I learned quite a bit about psychiatry.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Or what does that got to do with me?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Just this, dear, As a result of your decision to
break things off with mister Boynton, you are suffering from
a combination of visual and auricular hallucinations. You see mister
Boynton's face on other people because you want to see it.
You hear his voice because you want to hear it.
All this may be lightened to a mirage. You see
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what I'm driving at exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You're trying to tell me that I'm perceiving objects which
have no foundation. In fact, I'm experiencing sensations which have
no actual external cause, and that I am in general
blowing my cork.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh it's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Years not that bad. When everybody I see looks like,
wait a minute, why don't you look like mister Boynton
to me, it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Doesn't work that way, Connie. Familiar faces don't change. It's
new ones that assume his identity most readily. But don't
you worry, dear. I've got the best remedy in the
world for your trouble. What is it, diversion. I'm going
to give a big party here tonight. We'll invite the conklents,
some of your students, and by all means invite mister Boynton.
(09:41):
He should help you forget him best of all.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh no, you don't, missus Davis. I appreciate your giving
me a party, but if it's just one of your
schemes to bring mister Boynton and.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Me together, now, don't be silly, Connie. If you don't
want him to come, that lettles it.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Thanks Missus Davis.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Well, of course, if the party doesn't do the trick
for you, you can all see doctor Friedkins. He's a
hand list who took care of Angela.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well, I finally got to school, but spent the whole
morning like someone in a dream. Reality seemed to return
when I stood in front of the steam table in
the school cafeteria and set some lunch on my tray.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Hello, miss Brooks, Hello mister McDonald.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I was just about mister McDonald, how are you doing
at school? Shouldn't you be delivering the US male?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Miss Brooks? I'm mister Boyton. What have I got to
do with the US male or the.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
US female for that matter. How's the field mouse from France?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Well, now that you mention it, I heard this morning
that the exhibits been called off. The French field mouse
never got here. Seemed there was a strike and the
boat he was on couldn't leave port.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He was too chicken to swim. If you'll excuse me,
I promise I'd join Walter Dentman as his tape.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Am.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
I really don't understand why you're giving me the cold
shoulder today.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
If my shoulder is cold, mister Boynton, it's only because
somebody blew a big chance to warm it up.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
I don't quite understand that either.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well, maybe some of your companions that the zoo could
explain it to you.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Now, look, if there's something I've done that I why
are you staring at me so strangely, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Oh? I was just wondering, mister Boyton, do you have
a twin brother who's a postman or an Indian ambassador?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Of course not.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Do you have a twin brother who's a coffee pot?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Never mind?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You really must excuse me now about miss Brooks by.
Mister hello, Walter, how's everything?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
My cup of happiness is slopping over.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Here? Let me set your trade out for you. Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
If I may make an observation, you don't seem in
a very good mood for your party. I haven't seen
you smile all day.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh, don't let that fool you. The only reason I'm
not smiling is because I'm miserable. Don't ask me why, Walter.
It's extremely personal.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Well.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
As a matter of fact, while I was changing classes,
I saw missus Davis driving by, and she stopped to
tell me that I should try to cheer you up
because you feel so miserable over mister Boyton that she's
throwing a party tonight to help you forget him.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's what I say. It's personal, least my trying to
forget mister Boynton should be personal, Walter. Now that you're
in on it, I hope you'll keep it to yourself. Oh,
don't you worry, miss Brooks.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Only a blabber mouth would spread around.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
A thing like that. Say there's Harriet Conklin.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh you don't mind if she joins us for lunch?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Do you well? Over here? Harriet? Hi Walder? Hello, Harriet, Behi,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
What's this I hear about your trying to forget mister Boyton?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Where did you hear that? Harriet? I said, where did
you hear that? Blabbermouth?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Correct, miss Brooks. But Harryt'll keep your secret.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
You can depend on that. Oh, you certainly can, this Brooks. Gosh,
the cafeteria is awfully crowded today. Do you mind if
Daddy and I have lunch with you?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Are you here? Daddy?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Hello, mister Conson, Hi, mister Colin.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
It's always a great honor to share our festive board
with the beloved principle of our beloved school. In fact,
no other personage on earth would be more welcome to
our beloveds.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Shut up.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
On order my lunch, Harry.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
All right, Daddy, I see you finished your lunch, Denton,
And so is the Latin saying those omnium dariosum NIHI discussandum.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Meaning more get love.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
So sure, see you later, So long wider now.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Then, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Yes, what's this I hear about you trying to forget
mister Boynton?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I don't know what's this you hear about me trying
to forget mister Boynton.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I don't know what's this I hear about you trying
to forget.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
We're in the rut, sir, Frankly, I don't care to
discuss my personal life. As my principle, you are empowered
to question me only on those matters which are pertinent
to school business.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
This does concern school business. You're supposed to spend six
hours of every day in your classroom, Miss Brooks, and
yet most of that time I see you in the
hallway galloping after mister Boynton like a hopped up gazelle.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
If you really intend.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
To forget him, therefore, I can look for an improvement
in your work.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I can only assure you, Miss Conklin, that not only
is there absolutely nothing between mister Boynton and me, but
there's going to be less good. Well later that evening
they helped me forget mister Boynton. Party was about to
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begin with some strange people whose names Missus Davis was
trying to help me remember. Some of the guests had
already arrived. I'll go set the table.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Missus Dale. Thank you, Harriet. Now it's going to be
a wonderful party, Tommy. Let me see. Mister Conklin is
bringing mister Abernathy. Walter Denton is bringing a peal from
clay City High. Mister Pruett I believe his name is.
Then there's Missus Foster. Missus Foster a friend of mine
who works at the beauty shop. I've been wanting you
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to meet her for months. Now is there anyone special
that you forgot to invite?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Just the postman? I can't get over how closely he
resembled mister Boynton when I met him this morning. Even
his voice was the same.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I told you, Connie, you created such a violent mental
conflict when you decided to forget mister Boyton that your
eyes and ears played tricks on you. If you're called
doctor Freakin, my sister's analyst, he'll explain it to you
in a minute.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Well, I'm hoping this party will be all the medicine
I need to make me forget that mister Boyton ever existed.
This fut daddy is so hungry. He said he could
eat his weight in cold cuts. Well, I'm not going
to cook a moose just for him. He'll have to
be patient, Harriet. Is mister Abernathy with him?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
He stopped at the store for something. But Walter and
is Palchester Pruder here?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Cute boy?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
They're playing marbles on the rug that.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
But you ought to go in and chat with your guest, Connie.
I'll finished preparing dinner, all.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Right, missus Davis. Hello, mister content. When we eat, you'll
probably eat while I'm carrying dinner to the table. It'll
just be a few minutes, sir.
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Oh, I suppose that's mister Abnathlete at the door.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'll get it, yes, sir, how are you tonight? Wal
They're no, just fine, Miss Brooks. Pick up your.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Marbles, Chester, Miss Brooks, this is Chester Prewitt's please to
meet you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Whips.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh come now, what sort of a gag is this,
mister Blinton, mister Boyton, No, No, this is Chester Prewitt,
Miss Brooks. But he's the image of mister Boynton. That
is to me, he resembles them very much.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
But then, would you move your feet a little, miss Brooks,
I want to look around the floor.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Wait a minute, I've got to get this straight.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Please, Miss Brooks. I haven't got all my marbles.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
You haven't got all your marbles in.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
The army, i'd be out on section eight. Look, mister
boyn Chester, how old are you?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
I'm fourteen, but I'm going on fifteen. I think it
was real peachy keen of you. Let me come over tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I think I'll go lie down if you boys will
excuse me.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Oh, hold on there, miss Brooks. I want you to
meet a friend of mine. This is mister Abernathy. Oh
I'm delighted to meet you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Wait a minute. You can't be mister Abernethy. You're mister Boynton.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Mister Boyden, well, that's quite a compliment to pay a
seventy year old man. Boyden is a young biology teacher
at Madison Fred Well, bless you, miss Brooks. If I
had my new dentures with me, i'd bite you.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Excuse me a minute, will you get the coffee commy?
Not now, Missus Davis, Walter, take a good look at
mister Abernathy. Okay, now take a good look at Chester prewittt.
Now give it to me straight. Does either of them
resemble mister Boyn? Not in the least Uh huh, Missus Davis,
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what is it?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Gun?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
What's doctor Friedkin's phone number? I'm ready for the couch.
Never mind, I'll look it up. Come on, miss Brooks,
I'll help you get the coffee.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
You know you've seen kind of unsteady on your feet,
miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
But don't worry. You'll feel better after you eat. Yeah, sure, sure, yeah,
I'd better take this coffee pot here. And oh, not
that one, that's the one that looks like mister Boyne.
Come again. There's no time to explain now, Walter. I've
got to look up doctor Freakin's number in this phone book.
The E F F f A F E F L
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f R FRI.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
The living room, Walter, The kitchen is just for us girls,
all right, Missus Davis, just trying to help. Oh, h'm
missus Foster. Good to see you. F R I E
D F R I E d k I honey. And
I want you to meet an old friend. Oh, this
is missus Foster.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
How do you do it? Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:19):
No, I'm happy to know you, my dear.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Missus Davis has told me and my husband so much
about you.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I leave you two alone and let you get acquainted.
See you later.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Oh you'll forgive me for staring, Missus Foster. But there's
something about your face.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Yes, I know, but it can't be helped.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
UTII or no, beautician, I'm not the girl I used
to be.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
That you can say louder. I mean, you look so
very much like someone and yet as you stand here
in that off the shoulder dress.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Oh, I'm so glad you like it, my dear, I
made it myself. Of course, I don't do quite as
much sewing lately as I used to.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You're down, no, not since the baby came. You have
a baby. Well, what is it a girl or a boyton?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Said the boy?
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Well, my last born as a boy, I have seven,
all told heavens, I don't know what I'd do without
the deity service.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
With miss Brooks. You look rather pale.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Naturally, my blood just left for doctor Friedkin. You have
to excuse me now, Missus Foster. I've got to make
a very important phone call. Did you step into the
living But.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
I don't know any of your guests aside from the
Conklins and Walter Danton. Miss Brooks, could the phone call
possibly wait until you've introduced me to the others.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Well, all right, follow me, Missus Foster. This is Chester
prut Hello, Chester Chester.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Missus Foster, Hello, Missus Foster.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Missus Foster. Mister Abernathy, Hello, mister Abernathy, mister Abernathy, Missus Foster.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Hello, Missus Foster.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Well, now that you've all met yourself, just a minute,
there's one you haven't met, Miss Brooks, in the baby
carriage right behind.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You, baby carriage.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
I took the liberty of bringing the baby with me.
He's only six months old, and the other children are
a little rough with him. The little dog playing with
his rattles. I'll lift the hood back and let you
see him, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Here we are.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh what a beautiful little beer.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Goo goo.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, doctor Freedi, doctor freed Kin after doctor freakan.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Connie freaking Connie. Wake up, dear h Connie.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Who what do you want? Missus Davis, Missus Davis.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
You'll never get to school if you keep dozing off
in that chair. Connie, it's almost quarter to.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Wait, Missus Davis. Has mister McDonald been here yet? The
new postman?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
What are you talking about? Our postman is still on,
mister Fitzgerald. He's been with us for years.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
For the party, Missus Davis, what about the party you
were throwing to help me forget mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I don't know anything about a party. Connie. You must
be ah you've been dreaming. Of course now I remember,
after you've gotten dressed, you told me that you were
sick of mister Boyton taking you to the zoo so often.
Then when I went to the front door to let
mister Boynton and you must have dozed off again. He's
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waiting for you in the living room.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Mister Finness, excuse me a minute, mister bon I'm mister.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Here, I am Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Mister Brighton, do you have any plans for this afternoon?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
No?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Then will you take me to the zoo please?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
But miss Brooks, we've been to the zoo practically every
day this week.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I like it, our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Darling E Bart and Fransscribe. What's the Guilty?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Directed by Larry Burns, Listened by Joe Cleman and Now
Lewis with the music of Wilbur Hatch. Mister Conklin was
played by Gail Gordon. I listen to night's cast. We're
Jane Morgan, Dick Crenner, Bob Rockwell and Gloria McMillan.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Be sure to be with us.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Next week for another comedy episode of Our Miss Brooks.
This is the United States Armed Forces Radio and Television
Sir
Now it's Armiss Brooks, Storry Eve Arden. Well, some people
are just naturally shy and retiring. But according to Armist Brooks,
who teaches English at Madison High School, mister Boynton overdoes it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes, we don't even hold hands when we go to
the movies, except, of course, when I surreptitiously slip him
the sixty five cents for my ticket. Even that slight
contact could be more romantic if it lasted a bit longer.
But the minute he feels a half dollar, a dime
and the nickel, he lets go. I remember one night
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I was fifteen cents short. That's the hottest time I've
had with him in six years. After brooding about this
stalemate all week, I decided last Thirdnesday night to give
him up once and for all, to put him completely
out of my mind. It was difficult to do, but
once I had arrived at the decision, I stretched out
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on my bed, turned out the light, and in no
time at all I was peacefully writhing around shredding my sheets.
Friday morning, my landlady had an even rougher time than usual,
trying to wake me up.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Connie, Wake up, Connie, Connie. Time to get up dear,
rise and shine. Connie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hmmm, oh, good morning, Missus Davis. Thanks for waking me.
I've got to get to school. What's this? What am
I doing with my clothes on?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You put them on ten minutes ago when I woke
you the first time.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I should have slept in them. They could use a
good pressing.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'll straighten your bed while you'll get your shoes on.
And goodness, what made you take all those face towels
to bed with you?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Those aren't face towels. That's what's left of the sheet.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I'm afraid I had.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
A very restless night, Missus Davis. I tossed and turned
for hours.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Worrying about mister Boynton. Connie not anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I decided to call it quits. But Connie, oh, I
know I've said that before, but this time I mean it.
I'm going to forget all about him.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
When did you arrive at that decision?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yesterday? After another one of our amorous dates in the
park Zoo. It was terribly disappointing, Missus Davis. The more
so since four or five minutes seemed genuinely romantic, and
mister Boynton breathed down the back of my neck.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Intinded you do that.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Molly was looking over my shoulder at the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
He's a strange man in many ways, Connie. But I'm
sure you can patch it up.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, there's nothing to patch up, Missus Davis. I'm just
going to put him out of my mind completely.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Whatever you say, dear. Now, please put on your shoe.
Who can come into the dinet? Breakfast will be ready
in a jiffy.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You go on ahead, I'll be right in. Oh gosh,
I'm sleepy.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh don't take too long, dear. I don't want your
grapefruit to get cold.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'll be there in a minute.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh, Connie, Connie, would you like some toast?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Hmm?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh yes, Missus Davis, I'd love some toast. Where is it?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Just lift your head, dear, it's under your cheek.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But I can't remember when I've been so knocked out.
It was those dreams. I guess I must have dreamt
of a hundred people, and every one of them looked
like mister Boynon.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, that's the way it goes, dear. The minute you
try to forget someone, he takes over your thoughts completely.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And maybe if I read the morning paper, I can
get him out of my mind. Let's see what the headlines,
Missus Davis. Look on the front page, a picture of
mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Let me see why, Connie, what's the matter with you?
This is the Indian ambassador. What I should say, the
American ambassador to India?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What is the image of mister Boynton? The hair, the eyes. Well,
I'm closest study. This seems to be a much older
man than mister Boyton. Still as a remarkable resemblance.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You only imagine there is because of your mental conflict,
don't you see, Connie. One side of your mind is
trying to boot mister Boynton out, while the other side
is trying to lock him in.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I wonder it's so noisy in there, say, my head
is just spinning.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I'll take it easy, dear. Remember the one thing most
difficult to forget is what you're trying to forget. If
you cooperate with me, Connie, I'll show you just what
I mean with a simple little experiment. Just try to
forget an object on this table, anything at all, well,
the coffee pot, for example, This coffee pot, any coffee pot.
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Now close your eyes and clear your mind. Close them tightly,
that's it now, Connie Brooks, I command you not to
think of a coffee pot. There's no such thing as
a coffee pot, no coffee pot at all. Just keep
telling yourself you must not think of a coffee pot.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No coffee pot. I must not think of a coffee pot.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's right, No coffee pot, No coffee pot. Coptally, Connie,
what are you thinking of a coffee pot? I can't understand.
If something must have gone wrong. Try again. Now, are
you still thinking of a coffee pot?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yes, but it looks like mister Boynton. The handle is
the same shape as his nose, the lid is the
same shape as his heads. In fact, the whole thing
is no. No, I'm wrong. It couldn't possibly be mister Boynton.
Why not it's percolating. Oh well, I'll have some coffee.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Somebody's at the front door.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
There's the phone.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
We'd a big hit this morning, as you's at the
door and you answer the phone.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Room, Hello, good morning, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
This is mister Boynton.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh just what do you want? Mister Biden?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I called to ask if you'd care to join me
this afternoon where at the Museum of Natural History.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
They're going to exhibit for the first time. A red
tailed field mouse from France.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Should be very exciting. A French field mouse, that's right, Well,
kiss him on both cheeks for me. I can't make it.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I don't quite understand your attitude, Miss Brooks. You sound
rather unfriendly this morning.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Excuse me, Connie, but there's five cents postage you on
this cookbook that just arrived, and I haven't a bit
of change. Would you pay the postman for me? He's
waiting at the door.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh certainly, missus Davis hold the phone a minute, will you,
mister Biden? All right, I understand missus Davis Owes you yp.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
What seems to be the trouble ma'am mister Boyton.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What are you doing in that postman's outfit? And how
did you get off the phone and over here so quickly?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Did you say? Boyton? Ma'am?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
My name is McDonald. I'm the new postman in this district. Now,
if you'll kindly give me a nickel.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Let's do.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Here's your nickel, mister McDonald, But please do me a favor.
Wait here, just one minute. It's very important. Okay, Hello,
are you still there? Mister Boyton? That's all I wanted
to know. Bye mister McDonald. Oh yes, ma'am, Bye missus Davis.
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Why didn't you tell me that our new postman is
the image of mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
What are you saying, Connie? Mister McDonald doesn't look any
more like mister Boynton than I do. And he's got
a thick Scottish burr burr.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He doesn't have any more Scottish bir than a French
field mouse. And you're an Indian ambassador.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Now, now, dear, pull yourself together. You see, Connie, when
my sister Angela was being treated for her absent mindedness,
I learned quite a bit about psychiatry.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Or what does that got to do with me?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Just this, dear, As a result of your decision to
break things off with mister Boynton, you are suffering from
a combination of visual and auricular hallucinations. You see mister
Boynton's face on other people because you want to see it.
You hear his voice because you want to hear it.
All this may be lightened to a mirage. You see
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what I'm driving at exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You're trying to tell me that I'm perceiving objects which
have no foundation. In fact, I'm experiencing sensations which have
no actual external cause, and that I am in general
blowing my cork.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh it's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Years not that bad. When everybody I see looks like,
wait a minute, why don't you look like mister Boynton
to me, it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Doesn't work that way, Connie. Familiar faces don't change. It's
new ones that assume his identity most readily. But don't
you worry, dear. I've got the best remedy in the
world for your trouble. What is it, diversion. I'm going
to give a big party here tonight. We'll invite the conklents,
some of your students, and by all means invite mister Boynton.
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He should help you forget him best of all.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh no, you don't, missus Davis. I appreciate your giving
me a party, but if it's just one of your
schemes to bring mister Boynton and.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Me together, now, don't be silly, Connie. If you don't
want him to come, that lettles it.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Thanks Missus Davis.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Well, of course, if the party doesn't do the trick
for you, you can all see doctor Friedkins. He's a
hand list who took care of Angela.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well, I finally got to school, but spent the whole
morning like someone in a dream. Reality seemed to return
when I stood in front of the steam table in
the school cafeteria and set some lunch on my tray.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Hello, miss Brooks, Hello mister McDonald.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I was just about mister McDonald, how are you doing
at school? Shouldn't you be delivering the US male?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Miss Brooks? I'm mister Boyton. What have I got to
do with the US male or the.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
US female for that matter. How's the field mouse from France?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Well, now that you mention it, I heard this morning
that the exhibits been called off. The French field mouse
never got here. Seemed there was a strike and the
boat he was on couldn't leave port.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He was too chicken to swim. If you'll excuse me,
I promise I'd join Walter Dentman as his tape.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Am.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
I really don't understand why you're giving me the cold
shoulder today.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
If my shoulder is cold, mister Boynton, it's only because
somebody blew a big chance to warm it up.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
I don't quite understand that either.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well, maybe some of your companions that the zoo could
explain it to you.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Now, look, if there's something I've done that I why
are you staring at me so strangely, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Oh? I was just wondering, mister Boyton, do you have
a twin brother who's a postman or an Indian ambassador?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Of course not.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Do you have a twin brother who's a coffee pot?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Never mind?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You really must excuse me now about miss Brooks by.
Mister hello, Walter, how's everything?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
My cup of happiness is slopping over.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Here? Let me set your trade out for you. Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
If I may make an observation, you don't seem in
a very good mood for your party. I haven't seen
you smile all day.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh, don't let that fool you. The only reason I'm
not smiling is because I'm miserable. Don't ask me why, Walter.
It's extremely personal.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Well.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
As a matter of fact, while I was changing classes,
I saw missus Davis driving by, and she stopped to
tell me that I should try to cheer you up
because you feel so miserable over mister Boyton that she's
throwing a party tonight to help you forget him.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's what I say. It's personal, least my trying to
forget mister Boynton should be personal, Walter. Now that you're
in on it, I hope you'll keep it to yourself. Oh,
don't you worry, miss Brooks.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Only a blabber mouth would spread around.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
A thing like that. Say there's Harriet Conklin.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh you don't mind if she joins us for lunch?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Do you well? Over here? Harriet? Hi Walder? Hello, Harriet, Behi,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
What's this I hear about your trying to forget mister Boyton?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Where did you hear that? Harriet? I said, where did
you hear that? Blabbermouth?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Correct, miss Brooks. But Harryt'll keep your secret.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
You can depend on that. Oh, you certainly can, this Brooks. Gosh,
the cafeteria is awfully crowded today. Do you mind if
Daddy and I have lunch with you?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Are you here? Daddy?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Hello, mister Conson, Hi, mister Colin.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
It's always a great honor to share our festive board
with the beloved principle of our beloved school. In fact,
no other personage on earth would be more welcome to
our beloveds.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Shut up.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
On order my lunch, Harry.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
All right, Daddy, I see you finished your lunch, Denton,
And so is the Latin saying those omnium dariosum NIHI discussandum.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Meaning more get love.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
So sure, see you later, So long wider now.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Then, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Yes, what's this I hear about you trying to forget
mister Boynton?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I don't know what's this you hear about me trying
to forget mister Boynton.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I don't know what's this I hear about you trying
to forget.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
We're in the rut, sir, Frankly, I don't care to
discuss my personal life. As my principle, you are empowered
to question me only on those matters which are pertinent
to school business.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
This does concern school business. You're supposed to spend six
hours of every day in your classroom, Miss Brooks, and
yet most of that time I see you in the
hallway galloping after mister Boynton like a hopped up gazelle.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
If you really intend.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
To forget him, therefore, I can look for an improvement
in your work.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I can only assure you, Miss Conklin, that not only
is there absolutely nothing between mister Boynton and me, but
there's going to be less good. Well later that evening
they helped me forget mister Boynton. Party was about to
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begin with some strange people whose names Missus Davis was
trying to help me remember. Some of the guests had
already arrived. I'll go set the table.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Missus Dale. Thank you, Harriet. Now it's going to be
a wonderful party, Tommy. Let me see. Mister Conklin is
bringing mister Abernathy. Walter Denton is bringing a peal from
clay City High. Mister Pruett I believe his name is.
Then there's Missus Foster. Missus Foster a friend of mine
who works at the beauty shop. I've been wanting you
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to meet her for months. Now is there anyone special
that you forgot to invite?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Just the postman? I can't get over how closely he
resembled mister Boynton when I met him this morning. Even
his voice was the same.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I told you, Connie, you created such a violent mental
conflict when you decided to forget mister Boyton that your
eyes and ears played tricks on you. If you're called
doctor Freakin, my sister's analyst, he'll explain it to you
in a minute.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Well, I'm hoping this party will be all the medicine
I need to make me forget that mister Boyton ever existed.
This fut daddy is so hungry. He said he could
eat his weight in cold cuts. Well, I'm not going
to cook a moose just for him. He'll have to
be patient, Harriet. Is mister Abernathy with him?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
He stopped at the store for something. But Walter and
is Palchester Pruder here?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Cute boy?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
They're playing marbles on the rug that.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
But you ought to go in and chat with your guest, Connie.
I'll finished preparing dinner, all.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Right, missus Davis. Hello, mister content. When we eat, you'll
probably eat while I'm carrying dinner to the table. It'll
just be a few minutes, sir.
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Oh, I suppose that's mister Abnathlete at the door.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'll get it, yes, sir, how are you tonight? Wal
They're no, just fine, Miss Brooks. Pick up your.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Marbles, Chester, Miss Brooks, this is Chester Prewitt's please to
meet you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Whips.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh come now, what sort of a gag is this,
mister Blinton, mister Boyton, No, No, this is Chester Prewitt,
Miss Brooks. But he's the image of mister Boynton. That
is to me, he resembles them very much.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
But then, would you move your feet a little, miss Brooks,
I want to look around the floor.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Wait a minute, I've got to get this straight.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Please, Miss Brooks. I haven't got all my marbles.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
You haven't got all your marbles in.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
The army, i'd be out on section eight. Look, mister
boyn Chester, how old are you?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
I'm fourteen, but I'm going on fifteen. I think it
was real peachy keen of you. Let me come over tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I think I'll go lie down if you boys will
excuse me.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Oh, hold on there, miss Brooks. I want you to
meet a friend of mine. This is mister Abernathy. Oh
I'm delighted to meet you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Wait a minute. You can't be mister Abernethy. You're mister Boynton.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Mister Boyden, well, that's quite a compliment to pay a
seventy year old man. Boyden is a young biology teacher
at Madison Fred Well, bless you, miss Brooks. If I
had my new dentures with me, i'd bite you.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Excuse me a minute, will you get the coffee commy?
Not now, Missus Davis, Walter, take a good look at
mister Abernathy. Okay, now take a good look at Chester prewittt.
Now give it to me straight. Does either of them
resemble mister Boyn? Not in the least Uh huh, Missus Davis,
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what is it?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Gun?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
What's doctor Friedkin's phone number? I'm ready for the couch.
Never mind, I'll look it up. Come on, miss Brooks,
I'll help you get the coffee.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
You know you've seen kind of unsteady on your feet,
miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
But don't worry. You'll feel better after you eat. Yeah, sure, sure, yeah,
I'd better take this coffee pot here. And oh, not
that one, that's the one that looks like mister Boyne.
Come again. There's no time to explain now, Walter. I've
got to look up doctor Freakin's number in this phone book.
The E F F f A F E F L
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f R FRI.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
The living room, Walter, The kitchen is just for us girls,
all right, Missus Davis, just trying to help. Oh, h'm
missus Foster. Good to see you. F R I E
D F R I E d k I honey. And
I want you to meet an old friend. Oh, this
is missus Foster.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
How do you do it? Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:19):
No, I'm happy to know you, my dear.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Missus Davis has told me and my husband so much
about you.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I leave you two alone and let you get acquainted.
See you later.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Oh you'll forgive me for staring, Missus Foster. But there's
something about your face.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Yes, I know, but it can't be helped.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
UTII or no, beautician, I'm not the girl I used
to be.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
That you can say louder. I mean, you look so
very much like someone and yet as you stand here
in that off the shoulder dress.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Oh, I'm so glad you like it, my dear, I
made it myself. Of course, I don't do quite as
much sewing lately as I used to.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You're down, no, not since the baby came. You have
a baby. Well, what is it a girl or a boyton?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Said the boy?
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Well, my last born as a boy, I have seven,
all told heavens, I don't know what I'd do without
the deity service.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
With miss Brooks. You look rather pale.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Naturally, my blood just left for doctor Friedkin. You have
to excuse me now, Missus Foster. I've got to make
a very important phone call. Did you step into the
living But.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
I don't know any of your guests aside from the
Conklins and Walter Danton. Miss Brooks, could the phone call
possibly wait until you've introduced me to the others.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Well, all right, follow me, Missus Foster. This is Chester
prut Hello, Chester Chester.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Missus Foster, Hello, Missus Foster.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Missus Foster. Mister Abernathy, Hello, mister Abernathy, mister Abernathy, Missus Foster.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Hello, Missus Foster.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Well, now that you've all met yourself, just a minute,
there's one you haven't met, Miss Brooks, in the baby
carriage right behind.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You, baby carriage.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
I took the liberty of bringing the baby with me.
He's only six months old, and the other children are
a little rough with him. The little dog playing with
his rattles. I'll lift the hood back and let you
see him, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Here we are.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh what a beautiful little beer.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Goo goo.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, doctor Freedi, doctor freed Kin after doctor freakan.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Connie freaking Connie. Wake up, dear h Connie.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Who what do you want? Missus Davis, Missus Davis.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
You'll never get to school if you keep dozing off
in that chair. Connie, it's almost quarter to.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Wait, Missus Davis. Has mister McDonald been here yet? The
new postman?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
What are you talking about? Our postman is still on,
mister Fitzgerald. He's been with us for years.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
For the party, Missus Davis, what about the party you
were throwing to help me forget mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I don't know anything about a party. Connie. You must
be ah you've been dreaming. Of course now I remember,
after you've gotten dressed, you told me that you were
sick of mister Boyton taking you to the zoo so often.
Then when I went to the front door to let
mister Boynton and you must have dozed off again. He's
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waiting for you in the living room.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Mister Finness, excuse me a minute, mister bon I'm mister.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Here, I am Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Mister Brighton, do you have any plans for this afternoon?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
No?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Then will you take me to the zoo please?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
But miss Brooks, we've been to the zoo practically every
day this week.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I like it, our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Darling E Bart and Fransscribe. What's the Guilty?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Directed by Larry Burns, Listened by Joe Cleman and Now
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