August 2, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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starring Eve Arden.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm let her come.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
We ever thought of all this.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Brooks Rickmand directed by al Lewis.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Many teachers returning from their vacations, well tanned and rested,
are looking forward to resuming their duties tomorrow morning. But
our Miss Brooks, who spent most of her vacation time
teaching English at Madison High summer School, doesn't share their enthusiasm.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
For getting back into harness.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
Now I've been wearing the thing so long I'm saddled sore.
Of course, when summer school.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
Ended in August, I did make up my mind to.
Speaker 8 (00:52):
Get a complete change of scenery. So I took the
money I received, added it to my savings.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
From the regular school term, and by careful budgeting, was
able to spend three glorious weeks in the furnished.
Speaker 8 (01:04):
Room I rent all year round.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
But last Thursday morning, at breakfast, my Landlady missus Davis,
and I were discussing my plans for a Friday picnic.
Speaker 9 (01:16):
But if I muster picnic be tomorrow, Connie, why not
set it here Sunday.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Because Missus Davis, tomorrow is the last weekday I'll have
off until Thanksgiving. And if our beloved Principle could get
away with it, he'd changed that to a Sunday.
Speaker 9 (01:31):
Oh, mister Contlon isn't bad bad toneye. He likes a
good time as well as the next fellow.
Speaker 8 (01:36):
He likes a good time better than the next fellow.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
So if the next fellow happens to be a teacher,
mister Conklin will stop having a good time to give
the teacher who's having a good time a bad time.
Speaker 8 (01:48):
A song by Rudy Valley.
Speaker 9 (01:53):
Ah, he is mister Boynton taking you to the picnic, honey.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yes, Missus Davis, I accepted my invitation on the phone
last night.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
It'll be good to see Madison's bashful biologists again.
Speaker 8 (02:05):
He just got back from a three week vacation.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
You know who will All is going on this Setney Tunny,
Harriet Conklin and Walter Denton Hall.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
It was really Walder's idea. The poor kid can't spend
any time with Harriet without.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Mister Conkland constantly barking at him.
Speaker 9 (02:22):
Mister Conklin isn't very fond of Walter.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Rec Oh, it's not that. Mister Conklin isn't fond of Walter.
He hates him. Had it ought to be a nice
outing for all of us. Oh that's the door, isn't it.
Speaker 9 (02:36):
No, that's the bell. The door makes more of a
creaking sound.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Well, i'll answer it. I need the exercise.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
If you want me, I'll be in the backyard. Connie,
I've got to prom the pet street.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
Why it's mister Boyton.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Come in.
Speaker 10 (03:00):
Good morning, miss Brooks. I brought this basket over for
the picnic tomorrow. Do you think it's big enough for us?
Speaker 7 (03:04):
I don't know, but it might be fun trying it on.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Oh you mean the sandwiches. Well it seems sort of small,
but the basket can wait. I want to know all
about your vacation. Where you went, what you did.
Speaker 10 (03:18):
Well. I just went up to Eagle Springs, had a
beautiful cabin, did a little fishing, played some golf and tennis.
I did a little rolling too, And at night they
had a campfire and when we broiled our barbecue steaks.
And after that there was usually a movie or some
entertainment at the casino. That's all I was to it.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
You should have asked for your money back.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Did you do any dancing at the casino?
Speaker 10 (03:41):
Mitter Borneo dancing? Yes, I did dance a little with whom.
I didn't dance with anyone, just just by myself, you know.
I'd get off in a I'd get off in a
dark corner of the casino and sort of walks around
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in time to the music.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
It's nice that way. Lord, you can always cut in
on yourself. Tell me how was your trip back to town?
Speaker 10 (04:14):
Oh? Very pleasant? All of the train was quite crowded.
Guess who came into town on the same train with me?
Speaker 8 (04:20):
Who?
Speaker 10 (04:21):
I'll take a guess.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Edgar Bergan and Charlie McCarthy. No, Charlie McCarthy alone.
Speaker 10 (04:28):
No, Miss Brooks, No, it was Wallace t Hewitt.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
It was, yes, ma'am, Wallace t Hewitt himself.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
That's right, Jehaus Who was Wallace t HEWITTT.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
I was surprised to you, Miss Brooks. I thought every
teacher knew the chairman of the State Board of Education.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Oh, it was that Wallace t Hewett.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Did you ask him for a raise?
Speaker 10 (04:52):
Mister Burton, I know you're joking, Miss Brooks. I didn't
speak to mister Hewitt at all. As soon as we
landed in the depot, he was surrounded by reporters. Well,
he's a power in educational circles in this state. Is
all I could do to get a glimpse of him.
What does he look like, Oh, he's quite sure it
almost completely balled, with a little wispy mustache and small
beady eyes behind thick glasses.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Good looking boy.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
And although he's very stouty, he moves along rather briskly,
like like a penguin. I wonder what he's doing in town.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Maybe shopping around for a new textedo. But let's not
talk about the Board of education, mister Barhen. Time enough
for that when school opens next Monday.
Speaker 10 (05:29):
You're right, miss Brooks. You'll haven't had a real vacation
this summer. This picnic tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
To be Oh it's the phone. Excuse me, mister Barhan.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Hello, hello, Miss Brooks, mister Conklin, Oh how are you,
mister Spens.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Miss Brooks, I'm calling to inform you that Madison High
School will open tomorrow morning at.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
The usual time tomorrow, but school doesn't start so Monday
I said.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Miss Brooks, that our school opens.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Tomorrow, But mister Conklin, Monday is September twelve.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
All schools open on the twelve.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Into feel as if I were talking into a thermost bottle,
Miss Brooks. Just a short time ago, I received a
telephone call from mister Wallace T. Hewitt, Chairman of the
State Board of Education. Although I've never met mister Hewitt,
he notified me of his intention to visit my office
in the morning. Naturally, I expect a one hundred.
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Percent turnout from faculty and.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Student body alike to help me welcome this most distinguished
visitor from mister Conkline.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
We've got a picnic plan for tomorrow. In a few minutes,
Walter Dentmon's going to take me shot.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Walter Denton.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Please, Miss Brooks, I've asked you before, and.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I beseech you again.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
Don't mention that name so soon after breakfast.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
What my daughter sees in that lame brain dunce is more.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Than I can.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
But there's no time for that.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
Now to tomorrow morning, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
It's all revoir, oh revoir to you, mister Conklin.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Well, there goes our picnic. Mister Boyne down the drain.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I'm afraid your precious mister Hewett has decided to honor
our fair school with a visit tomorrow morning. So mister
Conklin's ordered us all back to.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Greet him tomorrow, but school doesn't open officially until Monday.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Believe me, mister Boyn, I delivered that message with all
the feeling my parched little throat could must.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
But the answer is the same.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
It's the best deal i'd gone.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Coming. Well, it can't be, Walter Denton, why not?
Speaker 11 (07:40):
I am Miss Brooks.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
I just saw mister Boyton on the corner.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
I know he just left.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Walter.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I've got some sterling news for you.
Speaker 12 (07:50):
Your news will have to wait, miss Brooks. I've got
the bullet in the all time. Oh, you have sure
listen to this. You know how mister Conklin's me.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Well, I wouldn't call him a fan, Walter, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
But even so, when he hears about anybody having a
good time, even me, he sometimes tries to muscle in.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
So I thought of a way.
Speaker 12 (08:15):
To keep him from ruining our picnic tomorrow if he
dislikes to horn in at the last minute. But Walter,
about tomorrow, please miss Brooks let me finish. About an
hour ago, I called old marble head on the phone,
I mean mister Cole, and I put a handkerchief over
the mouthpiece and disguised my voice.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh you should have been there with a.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Load, did you say, Walter? I said, sticking a load
of this? Missus Brooks? I said, Helload Cocklin and he said, yes,
this is a good Conklin.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Who is this?
Speaker 12 (08:47):
And then I said kill him, miss brook.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Well, let's not make it such a slow dad.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
Who did you say it was?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I said, Coughlin, this is war Hewett Wallace Tea.
Speaker 12 (09:02):
Oh no, And then I said, I'm inspecting some of
the schools.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
In this area and I'll expect to see you in
your office.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
At nine o'clock tomorrow morning. And then while he was
falling all over himself to be nice to me?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Is that a river?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Is that a rib?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
That water is the greatest rib that's been pulled since
Adam was a bachelor.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
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Speaker 1 (09:39):
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Speaker 4 (10:49):
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Speaker 6 (11:04):
Well, I spent most of Thursday night, trying to figure
how to keep Walter Denham from being excelled and still
go on our picnic Friday instead of waiting around school
for a mister.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Hewitt who had never arrived.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
About four in the morning, an idea was born, and
a thoroughbred infant it was out of desperation by panic.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
A half hours before school was due.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
To convene, found me heading for Marty's malt Shop, a
student hangout across.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
The street from Madison.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
As I entered, I noticed stretched Nodgrass, known to his
chums as athlete's foot of the brain, seated to the
table by himself. Good morning, Stretch, am I intruding.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Enormous Brooks. You don't look no different to me than
you always.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Do, I think, might I I sit down, have a
cup of coffee?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Not at all here, I'll take this off the seat
for you. That's what football.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yes, I know that's the only thing you've passed all year.
But Stretch, there's something you've just got to understand.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yes, there must be something.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Now I'm not so sure, but it seems that a
very dear mutual friend of ours engineered a rather foolish
crank yesterday and if the facts ever leak out, he'll
be expelled from Madison. You and I, Stretch hold his
scholastic future in our hands. Now, how good are you
at keeping a secret?
Speaker 13 (12:31):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I'm very good, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Like yesterday when my pell Walter Dent imitated mister Hewitt's
voice on the phone and told Old Marble had of
mister conflict. He bet her high tailed over to school today.
After Walter done it, he made me promise to keep
it a secret. So that's why I won't tell nobody, not.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
A word of what. Stretch.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
But Paul Walter Tuller, Oh no, you don't. You can't
pick me in a spill and anything. You couldn't get
it out, I mean with a rubber hole.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Stout, fella.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
But Stretch, the entire faculty and student body has to
be in school this morning, only because Walter imitated mister
Hewitt's voice on the phone and told old Marblehead mister
Conklin to high tail.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
It over to school today.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Gosh, but if you know that, missus Brooks, there must.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Have been a leak. But I got an idea that
can get us all out of here. Now, will you
help me? Stretch?
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Miss Brooks put to a due.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Well, you can see to it that mister Hewett arrives
nice and early, so we can all leave the same way.
But I don't know mister Hewett, and mister Conklin doesn't either.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Now listen closely, Stretched. You know the little park right
across from the school.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Library library where all the books are kept books.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
It's on the way to the football field.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Oh that little park, Sure, I know where that is.
There's always a bunch of old belarics sitting around there,
old what cellars you know, bum sort of.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Oh, now we're getting somewhere, Stretch. I want you to
get one of those men and bring him to me.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
But be sure you.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Get a fat one with glasses who has a little mustache.
Mister Conkline might have seen a picture of mister hewittt somewhere.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Well that should be too tough. A lot of them
look like that.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Miss Brooks supposedly don't want to come.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
He's got to come.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Tell him we'll be helping a human being in distress.
Tell him anything, but bring him directly to me.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I don't get him, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Quiet, Stretch, Harriet conference coming over now, whatever you do,
don't mention a word of this good morning, Miss brook Well,
shut stretch his mouth if it isn't Harriet Conklin, Harriet Well, I.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Feel wonderful, Miss Brooks. Hi, mister wretch, what do you know?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You couldn't beat it out of me with a rubber
holes with.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
A drench Miss Brooks, he ain't talking. Tell Frech, you better.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
Go over to the park and do what I told you.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
I'll explain to Harriet and get her oath of allegiance.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
On our way over to school. Oh, miss Brooks, remember,
now get a small ch, be one with glasses.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I remember your letter, Harry.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
What's this all about, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Why did your friends that chapter a penguin?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Harriet?
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (15:09):
The penguin's entitled to see where he's going, isn't he.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I don't understand this. Boy, of all the people in
the park, why did you have to pick on me?
Because you are so nice and round?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I mean, like I told you, mister, it's a matter
of helping out a human being. Besides, he wasn't doing
nothing in the park.
Speaker 14 (15:36):
I wasn't doing nothing. Who teaches you English boy?
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Well?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Lest she is waiting on the steps fall introduce her
to you in a minute.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
But what's your name?
Speaker 14 (15:46):
My name is Hewitt Wallace t Hewett Cammon of the
State Board of Education.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Excuse me a minute?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Where you go it?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I better go back to the park and get another
one Morell's my curiosity now, and I'm going to see
this thing through.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Hello, stretch, miss Brooks, this is mister Hewitt.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
It certainly is. Oh he's perfect stretched, Yes, perfy, what.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Miss Brooks, this really is mister Hewitt, I'll say, from
the top of his shiny skull to the tips of
his waddly little toe.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
See here, young woman, I demand to know what this
is all about. First, I'm sitting in the park reading
the want Ads.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Can wait, Chubby, I've got a job for you.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
Tell me.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
It'll only take a few minutes, and I'll see that
you get a dollar for your trouble.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
A dollar.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
It is really anxious. We could probably have swung it
for a quarter.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Now we can't carefully, Hewett, I'll be calling you by
that name from here in so we might as well get.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
Used to it.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
All you've got to do is convince mister Conklin, our principal,
that you're mister Hewitt. Chairman of the State Board of Education.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
I see if you think my card might help to
convince him, I've got some in my wallet.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Here there we are, The cords are right, cards are writing.
This little compartment you see where my name is printed
in gold letters.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Wallace t. Hewitt, Quick, stretch, call a cop. This bum
has just murdered. Mister Hewitt.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Now look here, young woman, this has gone far enough.
Speaker 14 (17:26):
Fortunately, I've just proud enough of my position to carry
with me a newspaper photo which appeared last month.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
Here look at it.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Wallace t. Hewitt, Chairman of the State Board of Education. Stretch.
Speaker 14 (17:38):
It's him, a coach, it's him in men awful one.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
This is Hewett. We knew it was you all the time.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
You did.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
But you said I waddled and that I murdered myself.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Well that was all part of a joke, mister Hewitt.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
You see, one of our teachers came back on the
same train with you from Eagle Springs. You didn't see him,
of course, but he couldn't help observing what a jovial,
good natured jollies are the person you are.
Speaker 13 (18:04):
Well, I do have quite a good chance of humor
about something. But another explanation seems in order, Miss Brooks,
Why are so many students roaming about the campus?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
School doesn't start until next Monday.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Well that's because our principal, mister Contlon, want us to
get a head start.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Really well, that is unusual. I'd like to meet mister
Compton while I'm here.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Oh no, you wouldn't. He's not in on the rib.
I mean that is with such a distinguished visitor, I'd.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Like to tell him you're here first, you know, give
him a chance to run a.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
Comb through his tie and fix the knot in his hair.
Miss Brooks, Please, mister Hewitt, take.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
A little stroll around the grounds and I'll.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Meet you at mister Conklin's office in a few minutes.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Well, if it'll make you feel more comfortable to announce me.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
But yeah, how will I find mister Conklin's office.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
You can't miss it.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
When you come back to the main building, you'll see
a door with a gray haired English teacher in a
straight jacket in front of it. Just push me aside
and walk right there.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
Daddy told me he'd be right over here giving me
Athlet me feel the last minute check. Have you seen
him more than no? Harriet, but he might be in
the gym. Gosh, I'm nervous as a kitten. If your
dad finds out we're hiring a hobo to impersonate mister HEWITTT,
who'll be boiling oil.
Speaker 14 (19:22):
He won't find out.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
We'll just have to be real cagy about it. I
wonder where Daddy could be.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
I'm right here behind the handball caught my dear, So
I'm to be duped?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Am I by an impersonator?
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Eh?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Oh boy?
Speaker 10 (19:51):
But miss Brooks, I don't understand why am I sitting
behind mister Cougland's desk.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Because mister Brington, with the real mister Hewittt on our hands,
we've got to have a face. Mister car and outside
of mister Conchlan, you're the best sake I could find.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
He might come back to his office.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Well, we just got to take that chance.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
If mister Hewett talks to mister Contlin and the truth
about that phone call comes out, Walter then will be expelled.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
See I wouldn't want that.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
Well, then we've got to see this thing through. Mister
Hewitt should be finishing his tour.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
Of come in.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Will miss Brooks come back? Good?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Mister Conklin here has just been perishing to meet you.
Mister Conklin. May I present mister Hewitt, how.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
Do you do, sir?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
So your mister Conklin, it kill me. How long have
you been the principal of Madison High School?
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Not long at all.
Speaker 10 (20:36):
I imagined as much.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
You're a very young man to be holding this high office, Misconkline.
And I might add a very handsome young man.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Isn't he a doll?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
And then he's so industrious, mister Hewett, you won't catch
many principles jumping the gun like this, coming to school
ahead of.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Time, that's very true, Miss Brooks. I'll certainly mention this
in my report.
Speaker 14 (20:59):
To the board turning to the state Capitol in a
couple of hours.
Speaker 10 (21:02):
You know, really, then we wouldn't want you to miss
your train, sir. Now that we've met you, maybe we're
gonna let you get out.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Sad butt line. If you were just telling me out this.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Door going somewhere, miss Rue, not me.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
I'm rooted to the spot.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
And this, I presume is mister Hewitt.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
That's right, mister Wallace t Ewan, Yeah, Chairman of the
State Board of Education.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
That is correct.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
You this of it you findl and hit the row.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
This is gone far enough, mister cof. Did you hear
what I just heard?
Speaker 10 (21:45):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
What's the meaning of this?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Something wrong?
Speaker 9 (21:54):
You hear it?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
You're wrong?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
This This hobo called me a hobo?
Speaker 14 (22:01):
Do I have to show everyone in town my picture
in the paper to prove I'm not a vagrant?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Here? Take a look at this issue.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Wal tw Chairman of the state.
Speaker 14 (22:14):
Yeah, it's you, it's me, and I'm going to see
that the board here's of this outrageous affair.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Now, what's your name?
Speaker 8 (22:26):
My name? Yes, your name?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
My name is Dent, Walter Denton.
Speaker 14 (22:38):
Whom you're a member of the Medicine High faculty faculty.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
No, no, no time as a student here?
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Student?
Speaker 8 (22:51):
You g I bill of right?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
He's making up some credits so he can get into
grade school.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Lascrooks.
Speaker 11 (23:01):
The door was open, so I just oh, yes, this
is mister Hewitt, mister Wallace t Ewitt.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
It's no use the jigs have Miss Brooks.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
Mister Cocklin knows he's just a hobo again, hobo, what
is your name?
Speaker 10 (23:19):
Young man?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Me?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
That's my power, mister Hewitt, one of my dearest butters
here at school stretch Nodgrass.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
May hands with mister Hewitt.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Stretch, stretch much in my name. Not yet, but we
will in the minute.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Mister Hewitt, this is the boy who asked you to
join us while you were sitting in the park.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
Meet Philip Boynton.
Speaker 14 (23:49):
I don't think I'm quite following the goings on here today,
but I've just got to make that train. Let me
tell you one thing, though, mister Coan, yes, please stop
butting in.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
Sorry, mister.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Glee Club too long.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
I just want you to know that, in spite of
my sense of humor, I consider this incident a grievous
insult to a man in my position, and I'm going
to take action immediately.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
But mister Hewart, what action are you going to take?
Speaker 14 (24:24):
I'm going to see to it that a certain Walter
Denton is expelled from the school.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Expelled, expel, expelled.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
Why I'm glad I'm not in their shoes.
Speaker 14 (24:34):
As the instigator of this degrading practical joke. You shall
be as severely penalized as a state board permits.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
And I shall take great pleasure.
Speaker 14 (24:42):
In recommending your immediate suspension without pay.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Now, miss Brooks, what do you say to that?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Well?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Miss Brooks, missus Brooks. Who's Miss Brooks? Well, if you're
not Miss.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Brooks, then who are you?
Speaker 8 (25:01):
I's the urroit Shake hands with Sam the janitor.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Eva.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
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Speaker 6 (26:34):
Well, what started out as a pretty dangerous practical joke
soon proved to be nothing more than a clean cut,
wholesome shambles. But by mass cleading and a pint of
quickly generated tears, we finally prevailed upon mister Hewitt to
sustain sentence, and at long last we were off on
our picnic.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
In less than an hour. Mister Boynton had driven us
about thirty miles from town.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Well, it took us a little while, but we can
still have some fun.
Speaker 11 (27:01):
Sure we can.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
It's a beautiful day in the rights.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Just swell, don't you think so, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
I certainly do, Walter.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Your car drives beautifully, mister Barton, so much smoother than mine.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
Oh thanks, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
But you know something I can't help wishing we had
taken my car instead.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Why, Miss Brooks, Because that's where.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I left the picnic basket.
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Speaker 10 (28:14):
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Speaker 4 (28:43):
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Speaker 1 (28:44):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm let her come.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
We ever thought of all this.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Brooks Rickmand directed by al Lewis.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Many teachers returning from their vacations, well tanned and rested,
are looking forward to resuming their duties tomorrow morning. But
our Miss Brooks, who spent most of her vacation time
teaching English at Madison High summer School, doesn't share their enthusiasm.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
For getting back into harness.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
Now I've been wearing the thing so long I'm saddled sore.
Of course, when summer school.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
Ended in August, I did make up my mind to.
Speaker 8 (00:52):
Get a complete change of scenery. So I took the
money I received, added it to my savings.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
From the regular school term, and by careful budgeting, was
able to spend three glorious weeks in the furnished.
Speaker 8 (01:04):
Room I rent all year round.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
But last Thursday morning, at breakfast, my Landlady missus Davis,
and I were discussing my plans for a Friday picnic.
Speaker 9 (01:16):
But if I muster picnic be tomorrow, Connie, why not
set it here Sunday.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Because Missus Davis, tomorrow is the last weekday I'll have
off until Thanksgiving. And if our beloved Principle could get
away with it, he'd changed that to a Sunday.
Speaker 9 (01:31):
Oh, mister Contlon isn't bad bad toneye. He likes a
good time as well as the next fellow.
Speaker 8 (01:36):
He likes a good time better than the next fellow.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
So if the next fellow happens to be a teacher,
mister Conklin will stop having a good time to give
the teacher who's having a good time a bad time.
Speaker 8 (01:48):
A song by Rudy Valley.
Speaker 9 (01:53):
Ah, he is mister Boynton taking you to the picnic, honey.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yes, Missus Davis, I accepted my invitation on the phone
last night.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
It'll be good to see Madison's bashful biologists again.
Speaker 8 (02:05):
He just got back from a three week vacation.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
You know who will All is going on this Setney Tunny,
Harriet Conklin and Walter Denton Hall.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
It was really Walder's idea. The poor kid can't spend
any time with Harriet without.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Mister Conkland constantly barking at him.
Speaker 9 (02:22):
Mister Conklin isn't very fond of Walter.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Rec Oh, it's not that. Mister Conklin isn't fond of Walter.
He hates him. Had it ought to be a nice
outing for all of us. Oh that's the door, isn't it.
Speaker 9 (02:36):
No, that's the bell. The door makes more of a
creaking sound.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Well, i'll answer it. I need the exercise.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
If you want me, I'll be in the backyard. Connie,
I've got to prom the pet street.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
Why it's mister Boyton.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Come in.
Speaker 10 (03:00):
Good morning, miss Brooks. I brought this basket over for
the picnic tomorrow. Do you think it's big enough for us?
Speaker 7 (03:04):
I don't know, but it might be fun trying it on.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Oh you mean the sandwiches. Well it seems sort of small,
but the basket can wait. I want to know all
about your vacation. Where you went, what you did.
Speaker 10 (03:18):
Well. I just went up to Eagle Springs, had a
beautiful cabin, did a little fishing, played some golf and tennis.
I did a little rolling too, And at night they
had a campfire and when we broiled our barbecue steaks.
And after that there was usually a movie or some
entertainment at the casino. That's all I was to it.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
You should have asked for your money back.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Did you do any dancing at the casino?
Speaker 10 (03:41):
Mitter Borneo dancing? Yes, I did dance a little with whom.
I didn't dance with anyone, just just by myself, you know.
I'd get off in a I'd get off in a
dark corner of the casino and sort of walks around
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in time to the music.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
It's nice that way. Lord, you can always cut in
on yourself. Tell me how was your trip back to town?
Speaker 10 (04:14):
Oh? Very pleasant? All of the train was quite crowded.
Guess who came into town on the same train with me?
Speaker 8 (04:20):
Who?
Speaker 10 (04:21):
I'll take a guess.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Edgar Bergan and Charlie McCarthy. No, Charlie McCarthy alone.
Speaker 10 (04:28):
No, Miss Brooks, No, it was Wallace t Hewitt.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
It was, yes, ma'am, Wallace t Hewitt himself.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
That's right, Jehaus Who was Wallace t HEWITTT.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
I was surprised to you, Miss Brooks. I thought every
teacher knew the chairman of the State Board of Education.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Oh, it was that Wallace t Hewett.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Did you ask him for a raise?
Speaker 10 (04:52):
Mister Burton, I know you're joking, Miss Brooks. I didn't
speak to mister Hewitt at all. As soon as we
landed in the depot, he was surrounded by reporters. Well,
he's a power in educational circles in this state. Is
all I could do to get a glimpse of him.
What does he look like, Oh, he's quite sure it
almost completely balled, with a little wispy mustache and small
beady eyes behind thick glasses.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Good looking boy.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
And although he's very stouty, he moves along rather briskly,
like like a penguin. I wonder what he's doing in town.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Maybe shopping around for a new textedo. But let's not
talk about the Board of education, mister Barhen. Time enough
for that when school opens next Monday.
Speaker 10 (05:29):
You're right, miss Brooks. You'll haven't had a real vacation
this summer. This picnic tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
To be Oh it's the phone. Excuse me, mister Barhan.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Hello, hello, Miss Brooks, mister Conklin, Oh how are you,
mister Spens.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Miss Brooks, I'm calling to inform you that Madison High
School will open tomorrow morning at.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
The usual time tomorrow, but school doesn't start so Monday
I said.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Miss Brooks, that our school opens.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Tomorrow, But mister Conklin, Monday is September twelve.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
All schools open on the twelve.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Into feel as if I were talking into a thermost bottle,
Miss Brooks. Just a short time ago, I received a
telephone call from mister Wallace T. Hewitt, Chairman of the
State Board of Education. Although I've never met mister Hewitt,
he notified me of his intention to visit my office
in the morning. Naturally, I expect a one hundred.
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Percent turnout from faculty and.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Student body alike to help me welcome this most distinguished
visitor from mister Conkline.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
We've got a picnic plan for tomorrow. In a few minutes,
Walter Dentmon's going to take me shot.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Walter Denton.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Please, Miss Brooks, I've asked you before, and.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I beseech you again.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
Don't mention that name so soon after breakfast.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
What my daughter sees in that lame brain dunce is more.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Than I can.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
But there's no time for that.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
Now to tomorrow morning, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
It's all revoir, oh revoir to you, mister Conklin.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Well, there goes our picnic. Mister Boyne down the drain.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I'm afraid your precious mister Hewett has decided to honor
our fair school with a visit tomorrow morning. So mister
Conklin's ordered us all back to.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Greet him tomorrow, but school doesn't open officially until Monday.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Believe me, mister Boyn, I delivered that message with all
the feeling my parched little throat could must.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
But the answer is the same.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
It's the best deal i'd gone.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Coming. Well, it can't be, Walter Denton, why not?
Speaker 11 (07:40):
I am Miss Brooks.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
I just saw mister Boyton on the corner.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
I know he just left.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Walter.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I've got some sterling news for you.
Speaker 12 (07:50):
Your news will have to wait, miss Brooks. I've got
the bullet in the all time. Oh, you have sure
listen to this. You know how mister Conklin's me.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Well, I wouldn't call him a fan, Walter, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
But even so, when he hears about anybody having a
good time, even me, he sometimes tries to muscle in.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
So I thought of a way.
Speaker 12 (08:15):
To keep him from ruining our picnic tomorrow if he
dislikes to horn in at the last minute. But Walter,
about tomorrow, please miss Brooks let me finish. About an
hour ago, I called old marble head on the phone,
I mean mister Cole, and I put a handkerchief over
the mouthpiece and disguised my voice.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh you should have been there with a.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Load, did you say, Walter? I said, sticking a load
of this? Missus Brooks? I said, Helload Cocklin and he said, yes,
this is a good Conklin.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Who is this?
Speaker 12 (08:47):
And then I said kill him, miss brook.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Well, let's not make it such a slow dad.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
Who did you say it was?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I said, Coughlin, this is war Hewett Wallace Tea.
Speaker 12 (09:02):
Oh no, And then I said, I'm inspecting some of
the schools.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
In this area and I'll expect to see you in
your office.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
At nine o'clock tomorrow morning. And then while he was
falling all over himself to be nice to me?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Is that a river?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Is that a rib?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
That water is the greatest rib that's been pulled since
Adam was a bachelor.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
All this book.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
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Speaker 4 (10:49):
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Speaker 6 (11:04):
Well, I spent most of Thursday night, trying to figure
how to keep Walter Denham from being excelled and still
go on our picnic Friday instead of waiting around school
for a mister.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Hewitt who had never arrived.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
About four in the morning, an idea was born, and
a thoroughbred infant it was out of desperation by panic.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
A half hours before school was due.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
To convene, found me heading for Marty's malt Shop, a
student hangout across.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
The street from Madison.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
As I entered, I noticed stretched Nodgrass, known to his
chums as athlete's foot of the brain, seated to the
table by himself. Good morning, Stretch, am I intruding.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Enormous Brooks. You don't look no different to me than
you always.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Do, I think, might I I sit down, have a
cup of coffee?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Not at all here, I'll take this off the seat
for you. That's what football.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yes, I know that's the only thing you've passed all year.
But Stretch, there's something you've just got to understand.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yes, there must be something.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Now I'm not so sure, but it seems that a
very dear mutual friend of ours engineered a rather foolish
crank yesterday and if the facts ever leak out, he'll
be expelled from Madison. You and I, Stretch hold his
scholastic future in our hands. Now, how good are you
at keeping a secret?
Speaker 13 (12:31):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I'm very good, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Like yesterday when my pell Walter Dent imitated mister Hewitt's
voice on the phone and told Old Marble had of
mister conflict. He bet her high tailed over to school today.
After Walter done it, he made me promise to keep
it a secret. So that's why I won't tell nobody, not.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
A word of what. Stretch.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
But Paul Walter Tuller, Oh no, you don't. You can't
pick me in a spill and anything. You couldn't get
it out, I mean with a rubber hole.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Stout, fella.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
But Stretch, the entire faculty and student body has to
be in school this morning, only because Walter imitated mister
Hewitt's voice on the phone and told old Marblehead mister
Conklin to high tail.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
It over to school today.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Gosh, but if you know that, missus Brooks, there must.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Have been a leak. But I got an idea that
can get us all out of here. Now, will you
help me? Stretch?
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Miss Brooks put to a due.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Well, you can see to it that mister Hewett arrives
nice and early, so we can all leave the same way.
But I don't know mister Hewett, and mister Conklin doesn't either.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Now listen closely, Stretched. You know the little park right
across from the school.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Library library where all the books are kept books.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
It's on the way to the football field.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Oh that little park, Sure, I know where that is.
There's always a bunch of old belarics sitting around there,
old what cellars you know, bum sort of.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Oh, now we're getting somewhere, Stretch. I want you to
get one of those men and bring him to me.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
But be sure you.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Get a fat one with glasses who has a little mustache.
Mister Conkline might have seen a picture of mister hewittt somewhere.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Well that should be too tough. A lot of them
look like that.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Miss Brooks supposedly don't want to come.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
He's got to come.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Tell him we'll be helping a human being in distress.
Tell him anything, but bring him directly to me.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I don't get him, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Quiet, Stretch, Harriet conference coming over now, whatever you do,
don't mention a word of this good morning, Miss brook Well,
shut stretch his mouth if it isn't Harriet Conklin, Harriet Well, I.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Feel wonderful, Miss Brooks. Hi, mister wretch, what do you know?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You couldn't beat it out of me with a rubber
holes with.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
A drench Miss Brooks, he ain't talking. Tell Frech, you better.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
Go over to the park and do what I told you.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
I'll explain to Harriet and get her oath of allegiance.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
On our way over to school. Oh, miss Brooks, remember,
now get a small ch, be one with glasses.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I remember your letter, Harry.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
What's this all about, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Why did your friends that chapter a penguin?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Harriet?
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (15:09):
The penguin's entitled to see where he's going, isn't he.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I don't understand this. Boy, of all the people in
the park, why did you have to pick on me?
Because you are so nice and round?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I mean, like I told you, mister, it's a matter
of helping out a human being. Besides, he wasn't doing
nothing in the park.
Speaker 14 (15:36):
I wasn't doing nothing. Who teaches you English boy?
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Well?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Lest she is waiting on the steps fall introduce her
to you in a minute.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
But what's your name?
Speaker 14 (15:46):
My name is Hewitt Wallace t Hewett Cammon of the
State Board of Education.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Excuse me a minute?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Where you go it?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I better go back to the park and get another
one Morell's my curiosity now, and I'm going to see
this thing through.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Hello, stretch, miss Brooks, this is mister Hewitt.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
It certainly is. Oh he's perfect stretched, Yes, perfy, what.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Miss Brooks, this really is mister Hewitt, I'll say, from
the top of his shiny skull to the tips of
his waddly little toe.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
See here, young woman, I demand to know what this
is all about. First, I'm sitting in the park reading
the want Ads.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Can wait, Chubby, I've got a job for you.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
Tell me.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
It'll only take a few minutes, and I'll see that
you get a dollar for your trouble.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
A dollar.
Speaker 8 (16:44):
It is really anxious. We could probably have swung it
for a quarter.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Now we can't carefully, Hewett, I'll be calling you by
that name from here in so we might as well get.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
Used to it.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
All you've got to do is convince mister Conklin, our principal,
that you're mister Hewitt. Chairman of the State Board of Education.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
I see if you think my card might help to
convince him, I've got some in my wallet.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Here there we are, The cords are right, cards are writing.
This little compartment you see where my name is printed
in gold letters.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
Wallace t. Hewitt, Quick, stretch, call a cop. This bum
has just murdered. Mister Hewitt.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Now look here, young woman, this has gone far enough.
Speaker 14 (17:26):
Fortunately, I've just proud enough of my position to carry
with me a newspaper photo which appeared last month.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
Here look at it.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Wallace t. Hewitt, Chairman of the State Board of Education. Stretch.
Speaker 14 (17:38):
It's him, a coach, it's him in men awful one.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
This is Hewett. We knew it was you all the time.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
You did.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
But you said I waddled and that I murdered myself.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Well that was all part of a joke, mister Hewitt.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
You see, one of our teachers came back on the
same train with you from Eagle Springs. You didn't see him,
of course, but he couldn't help observing what a jovial,
good natured jollies are the person you are.
Speaker 13 (18:04):
Well, I do have quite a good chance of humor
about something. But another explanation seems in order, Miss Brooks,
Why are so many students roaming about the campus?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
School doesn't start until next Monday.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Well that's because our principal, mister Contlon, want us to
get a head start.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Really well, that is unusual. I'd like to meet mister
Compton while I'm here.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Oh no, you wouldn't. He's not in on the rib.
I mean that is with such a distinguished visitor, I'd.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Like to tell him you're here first, you know, give
him a chance to run a.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
Comb through his tie and fix the knot in his hair.
Miss Brooks, Please, mister Hewitt, take.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
A little stroll around the grounds and I'll.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Meet you at mister Conklin's office in a few minutes.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Well, if it'll make you feel more comfortable to announce me.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
But yeah, how will I find mister Conklin's office.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
You can't miss it.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
When you come back to the main building, you'll see
a door with a gray haired English teacher in a
straight jacket in front of it. Just push me aside
and walk right there.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
Daddy told me he'd be right over here giving me
Athlet me feel the last minute check. Have you seen
him more than no? Harriet, but he might be in
the gym. Gosh, I'm nervous as a kitten. If your
dad finds out we're hiring a hobo to impersonate mister HEWITTT,
who'll be boiling oil.
Speaker 14 (19:22):
He won't find out.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
We'll just have to be real cagy about it. I
wonder where Daddy could be.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
I'm right here behind the handball caught my dear, So
I'm to be duped?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Am I by an impersonator?
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Eh?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Oh boy?
Speaker 10 (19:51):
But miss Brooks, I don't understand why am I sitting
behind mister Cougland's desk.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Because mister Brington, with the real mister Hewittt on our hands,
we've got to have a face. Mister car and outside
of mister Conchlan, you're the best sake I could find.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
He might come back to his office.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Well, we just got to take that chance.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
If mister Hewett talks to mister Contlin and the truth
about that phone call comes out, Walter then will be expelled.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
See I wouldn't want that.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
Well, then we've got to see this thing through. Mister
Hewitt should be finishing his tour.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
Of come in.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Will miss Brooks come back? Good?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Mister Conklin here has just been perishing to meet you.
Mister Conklin. May I present mister Hewitt, how.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
Do you do, sir?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
So your mister Conklin, it kill me. How long have
you been the principal of Madison High School?
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Not long at all.
Speaker 10 (20:36):
I imagined as much.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
You're a very young man to be holding this high office, Misconkline.
And I might add a very handsome young man.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Isn't he a doll?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
And then he's so industrious, mister Hewett, you won't catch
many principles jumping the gun like this, coming to school
ahead of.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Time, that's very true, Miss Brooks. I'll certainly mention this
in my report.
Speaker 14 (20:59):
To the board turning to the state Capitol in a
couple of hours.
Speaker 10 (21:02):
You know, really, then we wouldn't want you to miss
your train, sir. Now that we've met you, maybe we're
gonna let you get out.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Sad butt line. If you were just telling me out this.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Door going somewhere, miss Rue, not me.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
I'm rooted to the spot.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
And this, I presume is mister Hewitt.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
That's right, mister Wallace t Ewan, Yeah, Chairman of the
State Board of Education.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
That is correct.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
You this of it you findl and hit the row.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
This is gone far enough, mister cof. Did you hear
what I just heard?
Speaker 10 (21:45):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
What's the meaning of this?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Something wrong?
Speaker 9 (21:54):
You hear it?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
You're wrong?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
This This hobo called me a hobo?
Speaker 14 (22:01):
Do I have to show everyone in town my picture
in the paper to prove I'm not a vagrant?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Here? Take a look at this issue.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Wal tw Chairman of the state.
Speaker 14 (22:14):
Yeah, it's you, it's me, and I'm going to see
that the board here's of this outrageous affair.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Now, what's your name?
Speaker 8 (22:26):
My name? Yes, your name?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
My name is Dent, Walter Denton.
Speaker 14 (22:38):
Whom you're a member of the Medicine High faculty faculty.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
No, no, no time as a student here?
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Student?
Speaker 8 (22:51):
You g I bill of right?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
He's making up some credits so he can get into
grade school.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Lascrooks.
Speaker 11 (23:01):
The door was open, so I just oh, yes, this
is mister Hewitt, mister Wallace t Ewitt.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
It's no use the jigs have Miss Brooks.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
Mister Cocklin knows he's just a hobo again, hobo, what
is your name?
Speaker 10 (23:19):
Young man?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Me?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
That's my power, mister Hewitt, one of my dearest butters
here at school stretch Nodgrass.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
May hands with mister Hewitt.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Stretch, stretch much in my name. Not yet, but we
will in the minute.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Mister Hewitt, this is the boy who asked you to
join us while you were sitting in the park.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
Meet Philip Boynton.
Speaker 14 (23:49):
I don't think I'm quite following the goings on here today,
but I've just got to make that train. Let me
tell you one thing, though, mister Coan, yes, please stop
butting in.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
Sorry, mister.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Glee Club too long.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
I just want you to know that, in spite of
my sense of humor, I consider this incident a grievous
insult to a man in my position, and I'm going
to take action immediately.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
But mister Hewart, what action are you going to take?
Speaker 14 (24:24):
I'm going to see to it that a certain Walter
Denton is expelled from the school.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Expelled, expel, expelled.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
Why I'm glad I'm not in their shoes.
Speaker 14 (24:34):
As the instigator of this degrading practical joke. You shall
be as severely penalized as a state board permits.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
And I shall take great pleasure.
Speaker 14 (24:42):
In recommending your immediate suspension without pay.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Now, miss Brooks, what do you say to that?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Well?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Miss Brooks, missus Brooks. Who's Miss Brooks? Well, if you're
not Miss.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Brooks, then who are you?
Speaker 8 (25:01):
I's the urroit Shake hands with Sam the janitor.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Eva.
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And now once again here is our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Well, what started out as a pretty dangerous practical joke
soon proved to be nothing more than a clean cut,
wholesome shambles. But by mass cleading and a pint of
quickly generated tears, we finally prevailed upon mister Hewitt to
sustain sentence, and at long last we were off on
our picnic.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
In less than an hour. Mister Boynton had driven us
about thirty miles from town.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Well, it took us a little while, but we can
still have some fun.
Speaker 11 (27:01):
Sure we can.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
It's a beautiful day in the rights.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Just swell, don't you think so, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
I certainly do, Walter.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Your car drives beautifully, mister Barton, so much smoother than mine.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
Oh thanks, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
But you know something I can't help wishing we had
taken my car instead.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Why, Miss Brooks, Because that's where.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I left the picnic basket.
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