August 3, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So your beauty hoop and poster cream campoo for thought,
glamorous caressible hair, bring you our Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden.
When most people a warm may Day suggests survive in
the country or leisurely pick me.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But to our Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison
High School, it has a far different significance.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yes, indeed, to me, a warm May Day means just
one thing. Mister Conklin, our beloved principle, is putting the
heat on. Some people feel that mister Conklin makes his
teachers miserable because of his fosslessness. I don't agree. You
can't make so many so miserable so often without giving
it plenty of thought. Now's the traps on being too
(00:51):
harsh in my judgments. A principal's life can't be all
a bed of roses either. There must be many nights
which he spends tossing and turning in his bed until
the wee small hours, hoping, planning, thinking, saying to himself,
what can I do to them this week? Well, during
(01:12):
the free period life Friday morning, his nocturnal efforts seemed
to have borne fruit. He started an impromptu quiz without prizes,
miss Brooks. Uh huh oh, yes, mister conquence.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Conjugate the verbstrive.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Please strive, strive strove striven now thrive thrive, thrive, throw
thriven Oh no, thrilling as the concent These sudden little
tests are quite disconcerting.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I don't know, silence, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We're not finished, yes, sir, more Verbs five five five
foe riven five.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Isn't a verb?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Thank you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I knew my visit to your room would produce some
valuable bit of information, So my main reason for dropping in, however,
was to ask you to do me a favor, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
As you know, Sunday is Mother's Day. Yes, I know,
mister Conklin. Thanks to a special savings plan I started
in February, I was able to send my mother a
card this morning. But what did you want me to
do for you?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I'd like you to take this package home with you
and keep it until Sunday morning. It's a little Mother's
Day remembrance for missus Conklin, and I don't want her
to stumble upon it before time. Wonderful woman, missus Conklin,
and she's trained our daughter Harriet to be a duplicate
of herself. Really, yes, yes, between them they are the
two biggest snoopers in the county.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
That makes it unanimous. I mean, I'll be happy to
keep the package calling.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Thank you, Miss Brooks. I hope my daughter Harriet remembers
Mother's Day.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Lately, she's had her mind on nothing but that moronic
manager of the baseball team, Walter Denton.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Walter isn't so bad, mister Conklin. Of course, he's not.
A brilliant student's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Walter Denton is Madison's gift for subnormality.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
The thing that annoys me most is the way he bounces.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He never goes anywhere, He always bounces There, I.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Am, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
I just thought I bounce him for a minute.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Well, if it isn't the human handball, if I'm interrupting anything,
I'll just bounce along.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Know Walter, Mister Conklin was about to dribble back to
his office. That is, you were finished with me, weren't you,
mister Conklin. Right, Good morning, Miss Brooks. Goodbye, mister Conklin.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I still exist in mister Conklin. I learned that in
Spanish it means to see you later.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh well, no, s love, I'll sted premero.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh does that mean, Miss Brooks? That means not as
I see you first? What can I do for you? Walter? Well,
I need some.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Advice, Miss Brooks, And as is my won't. When I
want advice, I've hide myself to my favorite English teacher,
for that matter, my favorite any kind of teacher.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Are you sure it's only advice you want? Oh sure,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
It's about a mother's day gift, but a very special type.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Of mother, Miss Brooks. That is.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
I know it's impossible right now, but just for supposition's sake,
suppose you woke up one day and found yourself a mother.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I have a mother, so she's miles away. No, Miss Brooks,
I didn't mean it that way.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
I mean if you awoke to find that you were
a mother, Now, what would your first question be?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Weigh? Doc are? I certainly wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Say how is my husband?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Not me?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I might say who is my und.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
I'm serious, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
My dad told me that was my mother's first concern.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
After she knew that I was all right. You know,
she thinks of us constant Willa, never of herself, but
me what do I do in return? I don't get
out of bed when she wakes me, and I leave
my clothes.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
All over the house.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
Sunday's Mother's damis Brooks, and I've got to make it
up to her.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, i's pretty short notice, Walter, But I have a
suggestion for you. You have yes Sunday morning, Wait till
your mother starts to make breakfast. When you're sure she's
in the kitchen, close the door quietly behind her. Then
then gather up all the clothes that you've scattered around
the house. Then then put them in a big suit cave.
Then then run away from home. I'm just teasing you, Walter.
(05:35):
There's only one way you can make your mother happy,
and that's by turning over a new leaf. Well, I'll
try this, Brooks.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
But meanwhile, that's just supposing again. Oh, what kind of
a present would you like if you were a mother?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh, I wouldn't care much about President Walter. I'll just
be happy if I had all my beloved children around
me shee.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Oh, of course, my mother only has this one beloved child, Melymate. However,
I'd still like to figure out a little gift of
some sort. Oh, what would make a young.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Mother like yourself, happy a young father like mister Boynman.
It always reminds me, Walter, it's time for me to
get down to his laboratory and pick him up for lunch.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Oh did he invite her for lunch today?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Of course he did, about ten minutes from now.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Not tell me, Walter.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Were you able to find out what kind of a
gift she got?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
I couldn't find out a thing, Harriet.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
But we've got to get her something. What's the good
of naming miss Brooks are mother away from.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Mother if we can't surprise her with something she wants.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
I'm sorry, Harriet, but all she'd say was that she'd
be happy with all her beloved children around her as
she is kidding.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Of course, I hope kidding.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
She wasn't kidding she met us.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Now, let's see, we'll organize a committee to pick out
a gift and.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Give it to miss Brooke.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Great Harriet, Then tonight will officially come mother away from
Mother's Day night.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Now that we're finished with lunch, Miss Brookside, I've got
a surprise for you.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Surprise. What is it, mister Borton, I guess you're picking
up both checks. No, I'm picking up both checks.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
No, then I give up, Miss Brooks. I want you
to meet my folks.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Why, mister Barton, you've only known me for five years.
This is so sudden.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I just found out they were coming to town myself.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You see.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
They usually spend Mother's Day with my married brother, but
Mom decided that this year it's my turn to do what.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh, you're turning to stand Mother's Day?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
You'll love my mother, Miss Brooks. She used to be
a school teacher too.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
You know.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
As a matter of fact, she worked herself up until
she was a principal.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You've got to get pretty worked up to be a principal. Oh,
I'm sure we'll get along splendid.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
And you'll be crazy about my dad. Oh, what a
sense of humor he's got. He's the one who told
me to joke about the quiz master who called out,
I've got a lady doctor.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
But before he could.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Ask her any questions, she stuck a thermometer in his
mouth and took his poats.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
It'sn't that his stream?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Your father sounds like more fun than a barrel of nothing.
May I ask you a rather personal question about your folks?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Oh, certainly, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
How long did they go around together before they were married?
Nine years? I see, I'll plead in long engagements in
those days, I guess.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Or they weren't engaged until six weeks before the wedding,
six weeks once Dad makes up his mind about something,
he's greasedlightly.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
He could have used a little grief in the first
eight years. I'll certainly be looking forward to seeing them,
mister boy. When are they arriving in.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Town this afternoon? Miss Brooks, I'll have to check them
into a hotel for the week. I've just got a
small bachelor apartment.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yes, I know you've told me about it. Maybe you
like to drop over to my place tonight. I'm sure
my landlady, missus Davis wouldn't mind my dusting the living
room a little.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Oh, it's just fine with me, Miss Brooks. I don't
get my folks a chance to rest up from the
trip and have some dinner before they before they meet
the girl about whom I've well, they've heard so much.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Why, mister Barton, you mean you actually wrote to.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Your folks about me and how Miss Brooks. I've written
them many times about how gay and youthful and exuberant.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You are I am? I mean, do you have.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Going right?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I remember in one of my most recient letters to them,
I said you were more like a pupil than a teacher.
In fact, I think that was a letter in which
I described you as a great, big, overgrown kid.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Maybe I better take something.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
You should have seen the answer I got from Dad.
He said, whatever you do, son, don't write there's the cradle.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
He leave it to dead or he's jesting, of course
he loves youngsters.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Mister Boyne, you've given me an idea.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
What kind of an ideas?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Books?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
If your father turns me down when I ask him
for your hand, maybe he'll adopt me.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
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Speaker 3 (10:33):
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Speaker 1 (10:36):
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Speaker 3 (11:55):
Well. I hurried home right after school and put mister
Conklin's gift to his wife on my dresser, and I
started to make myself from the house as presentable as
possible before mister Boyton's parents came over. That evening. First
of all, I shampooed my hair and set it in
pin curls. Then I put on an old, oversized house dress,
which I borrowed from Missus Davis. This intriguing combination achieved
(12:16):
the happy effect of making me look like a pack
rack bumping in a quantant hub. Then I went into
the living room to get things in order. When I
got there, Missus Davis ad justinish vacuuming.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Oh, Connie, will you pull the plug out from me?
My beck been bothering me lately.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh, certainly, Missus Davis. There. Hey, this vacuum cleaner's pretty old,
isn't it?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Yes, indeed, but it's held up remarkably well. I bought
it in nineteen thirty two.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Nineteen thirty two, Yes, yes, Hoover.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Came in and the other one went out.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I'll just how the place looks nice and meat for tonight.
You know, I've never met mister Boyton's parents before.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
I know you haven't, Connie, And first impressions are so important.
That's why I send our sofa and all the chairs
out to be recovered. What the new chair in the
house is That the upholster is Connie, but don't worry,
Stretch Snodgrass took them down for me, and he promised
to bring them back by six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Stretch Snodgrass. Look, Missus Davis, Stretch may be a fine athlete,
but when it comes to mentality, he's strictly a third strike.
Why he's liable to forget where he took the chairs?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Oh, I don't think so, Connie. You know how absent
minded I am, and even.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I couldn't forget the name of this upholsterer.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Why not because he has a very odd name.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
What is what.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
You name?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Who's name?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
The upholsterer? Upholster? Yes, look, Missus Davis, the sofa and
all our chairs are being recovered today.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Well, they can certainly use it.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Way did you send them?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Connie Hella with a very odd name. I never can
remember it.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
I'm sure it'll come back to you later. Now, if
you'll excuse me, I've got to get out in deck
and look for our flat.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Minerva. Is she missing?
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Against mm hmm.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
She had a date this morning, a date, Yes, I
heard your making it last night. But she should be
back fine now. She knows how I worry about her. Well,
you let me know she comes in the frontway, Connie
and I'll take a look back here, all.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Right, Missus Davis, that's funny. Minerva never bothered to ring before.
How do you do, my dear, how do you do?
Speaker 11 (14:41):
I'm Philip's mother, Philip, Yes, Philip Boyton, I'm Missus Boynton.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
But that's impossible. You won't be here till tonight. Oh, Carol,
I sing, come in, Missus Boynton.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
You don't have to tell me who you are, my dear.
Philip has written so much about you. He has, Yes,
he says, Missus Brooks wouldn't know what to do without you.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Missus Davis, Missus Davis, Missus Davis's honey, that's Missus Davis,
Missus Boyton, I'm Missus Brooks, such as I am. We've
got company, Missus Davis.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Or she came into front raggyches.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, she's right here in the living room.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Tell her she's a wicked cat and put her under
the pier.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yes, Missus Davis, you're a wicked cat, and get under
the Oh no, oh, you'll have to forgive me, Missus Boynton.
I didn't expect you until after dinner. Well, that's perfectly
all right, Missus Brooks.
Speaker 11 (15:32):
As a matter of fact, I owe you an apology
for not recognizing you.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But it was rather dim in here, not dim enough players,
mister Boynton, or should I say, where are mister Boynton
or miss Boydan.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
Well, they had a little trouble parking the car, and
I wanted to meet you myself first. Anyway, Philip's written
so much about you, you must see an awful lot
of each other.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Well, we do teach at the same school. I understand
you were a teacher at one time, missus Barney. Yes,
indeed for many years. It's remarkable you still look so well,
said you.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Oh it's the boys, Hello.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Philip, my dear, Hello Mom. Well I see you too
have met.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Yes, indeed we're all friends by now.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Well, here's he is, Dad.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
It's slippy five, my dear five? What oh fingers?
Speaker 8 (16:27):
How do you do?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Mister Barne? I do pretty well for an old codd
old codge. It cant you that time, did night? I
told you what I sense the humor? He talk stuff
all right, phil slitting this all about you, my dear.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
I hear you're just like a mother to miss Brooks,
Missus Davis.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
This house dress has got to go. This isn't missus
Davis Harvey.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
It is, of course not Dad.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
This is miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Why are we all standing out here in the hall.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yes, let's all go in and stand in the living room.
Well here we are now, then, Missus Boyne, if you
just come over to this lance, that's a very comfortable
place to stand stand over there by the piano.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
I don't understand this. Books were all the chairs.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
They're out being recovered. I didn't expect you for hours yet,
mister Boyne. This is a terrible thing to do to anybody.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
I'm sorry, miss Books, but it couldn't be helped us either.
It was a convention in tom I couldn't get folks
accommodations anywhere. You know how big my room is, and well,
I wondered if you and missus Davis could put the
folks up for.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
The weekend I've set up.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
I'm surprised that you You know better than to whisper
in front of others.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Oh, I'm sorry, mother, I was just explaining our predicament
to this books. She was saying how delighted she'd be
to have you stayed for.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
A couple of days.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
Will Now, that's what I call whopping hospitality.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
It's a whopper, all right.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
I think you give me a hand with the god
it Connie, I just can't.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh, I dig your time, mister and missus Boyton. And
this contrary to popular opinion, as Missus Davis, how do
you do this? Hello, missus Davis.
Speaker 10 (18:07):
A good afternoon, Missus d nice little place.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You've got here. I just invited the folks to spend
the weekend with us. Missus Davis, if you don't mind
my doubling up with you. I figured they could have
my room.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
That's physically all right. Oh dear the upholster. You folks
must be tired after your trip.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Pray, don't you go to dead.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
It's only four thirty in the afternoon. Oh, missus Davis
was only kidding Missus Barton. She's got quite a sense
of humor too. I just remember one.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Saying, Missus Davis, you can't kid a kidder?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Kidd o?
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Does?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Did he get off some cracks? Missus Davis?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Who is?
Speaker 8 (18:52):
He's a Jim Dandy. Now, if you folks you'll just
follow me, I'll show you to your room. Oh God,
the miss Brooks is room.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Well I could do. It's a bit of freshioning up
at that.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Oh nonsense, mother, you're as fresh as today I got you.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Cut it out, yes, cut it out? There, have his stop.
I don't know how he gets some of his ideas.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
He's terribly original, don't you think, miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Oh second Oscar Hammersteinn, missus Barney. Or to put it
another way, the corn is as high as the elephant's eye. Well,
miss brook certainly has a comfortable room hovey.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
Yes, indeed that's showing the little tap naps, just what
the doctor ordered.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Tell me, honey, what do you think of miss Brooks? Hell,
it's hard to tell. Man, I'll put your head on.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
But once she combs her hair and climbs out of
that gunny sack, I'll bet.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
She's a looker.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Yes, but what is she looking for?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (19:56):
Now, mother, you think that every girl who meets him immediately.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Said her cap for Phillips.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Hey, what's his peckage?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I undress her? Here, says you for mother must be
for you. Oh wasn't that thoughtful of missus Brooks.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
She got a Mother's Day gift on me when you
said I was coming.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I'm going to open it right now. Oh, but Mother's
Day isn't until sunway.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
You know I never have the patience to wait, because
let's see.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Why what's this? A black sheer negligent real.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
For me?
Speaker 10 (20:31):
You look, his card fell out when you opened the package.
It says for baby from her Goodie.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
So it belongs to miss Brooks. You don't think it's
still oppo?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Certainly not.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
You wouldn't have nerve enough to ask.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
For that in the door.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I'm going to find out just where this came from.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Oh, missus brook Yes, missus Baron, would you can hear
a moment?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Please? Mart me?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Missus Barton, what can I do for you? Well? I
opened the package for mistake and found it inside of
it a black sheer neglage. There was a card with
us that said Bob baby from Goodie Goodie. Oh that
must be short for us good Why? Of course that
was mister Conklin's gif, mister Tomplin the principle of Madison High. Yes,
(21:17):
isn't he a devil? He has to keep it for
him so his wife wouldn't discover it before Mother's Day? Oh,
it's for his wife. Yes, who did you think it
was for? Don't answer that, I can tell from the
position of your eyebrows. My eyebrows. Yes, missus Varney, you
better drop them the notch you're pushing back your hair net.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
H it certainly what's nice of you to invite us
all to dinner mistake.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yes, indeed it's delicious. Good, thank you both of you.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
But miss Brooks is the one who deserves the credit.
She prepared it all.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Oh come now, missus Davis, you opened every bit as
much as I did. Beef. Soo is this there's beef
represented in it? Yes, he hits slowly. Philip.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Yes, mother, they say your stomach has no teeth, but
maybe it's just as well. If it got too hungry,
it can chew off your suspender button.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
He always gets me when I've got a mouth. Will
He's such a baby. Yeah, he's nothing but a great, big,
overgrown kid. Now that's funny. That's the same phrase it's
Philippus in describing you in one of his letters.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Well she is mother. You ought to see her around
the school where the students, says Peter, like one of themselves.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Oh, yes, indeed, we kids have some great old times together.
Oh I'm glad I like some up to have lots
of youthful friends.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
The younger the better.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Well, they don't come much younger or better than miss
Brook's mother.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Well, thank you, mister Barney.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Call me Philip tonight.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I excuse me, I wonder who that could be?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Well, tell me.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Who is it, Missus Davis. We didn't mean to disturb you,
Miss Brooks. Oh that's all right, Walter. I was just
telling the folks how informal we are at Madison. Mister
missus Boynton, may I present Walter Denon and Harriet conquered.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
And now, miss Brooks, we would like to present something
to you that expresses the devotion and reverence fell towards
you by the entire student bodies.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
What is it, Walter?
Speaker 7 (23:37):
It's a shawl. A shawl and a handsome pair of
knitting needles to go with the rocking shirt of which
you're so attached. But oh, I'm not finished, Missus Poynton,
Miss Brooks, you have been chosen our mother away from mother.
Oh no, I'll go to the piano water and you've
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seen the song we've written. Okay, Harriet, why do you
hear this?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Folks?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
The B stands for the books she held such studying.
The R is for she's righteous, also pure for the
fact that she's our buddy. The second OH is likewise,
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I am sure. The KA is for okay.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
She rates a bow.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
The X is for her sadly wrinkled brow. She's motherly just.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Like lc co.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
Smith Brooks, We love you, dearly mith Brooks.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
That me mee, I'll always be.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Mispers our miss work returns and guest the moment.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
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Speaker 1 (25:29):
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after a luster cream shampoo.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
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leaves hair fragrantly clean, free of loose dandrus, glistening with sheen.
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Four ounce jar, one dollar smaller sizes either tubes or jars. Tonight,
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Speaker 4 (26:16):
Dream girl, dream Girl, Beautiful Luster cream Girl. You You're
crowning gloriot, a loster cream shampoo.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
And now once again here is our Miss Brooks. Well.
Several days later, Friday night came to an end. As
I escorted mister Boyan to the front door, he was
in a strangely mellow mood.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
You know, Miss Brooks, I'm a man of many dreams,
but more often than that, I find I'm shooting too high.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Shooting too high, mister Boynan.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Yes, in trying to find the right girl, for instance,
it seems it subconsciously I'm always looking for a girl
who's just like my mother, attractive, get sweet, non selfish.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Well, don't give up the search, mister Bourton. Someday you're
liable to find and touch a girl right under your nose,
and I think that's a very nice location.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
What I mean is, when you gave up your room
for mother, I suddenly realized that you're not only attractive,
but also sweet and nonselfish. So, Miss Books, instead of
just shaking hands like we usually do, yes, mister b
I'd like to say good night to you the way
I do that my mother, with a kiss.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
A kiss, mister Boton, Yes, on the forehead. There you go,
shooting too high? Again next week.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
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and what's the cream Tamboos? There's a Flamorous plessible hair Arms.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Book, starring Eve Harden, is produced by Larry Burns, written
and directed by Al Lewis, with music by Over Hatch.
Mister Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler, Mister Conklin.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
By Gail Gordon.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Others in the night's cast were Jane Morgan, Dick Clenard,
Lauria macmillan, Frank Nelson and Myra Marsh.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
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Just parmalid brushless or Parmalive lather shaving cream today.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Or mystery liberally sprinkled with labs.
Speaker 13 (28:51):
Listen to Mister and Missus North, the exciting fun fact
adventures of an amateur detective and his beautiful wife. Tune
infuse the evenings over most of these same stations, and
be with us again next week at the same time
for another comedy.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Episode of Oro and This books bob Leaman's.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Speaking Thank tune now for Life with Luigi, which follows immediately.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Over most of these stations. That's the CBS if
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It want to be a horn talking
So your beauty hoop and poster cream campoo for thought,
glamorous caressible hair, bring you our Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden.
When most people a warm may Day suggests survive in
the country or leisurely pick me.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But to our Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison
High School, it has a far different significance.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yes, indeed, to me, a warm May Day means just
one thing. Mister Conklin, our beloved principle, is putting the
heat on. Some people feel that mister Conklin makes his
teachers miserable because of his fosslessness. I don't agree. You
can't make so many so miserable so often without giving
it plenty of thought. Now's the traps on being too
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harsh in my judgments. A principal's life can't be all
a bed of roses either. There must be many nights
which he spends tossing and turning in his bed until
the wee small hours, hoping, planning, thinking, saying to himself,
what can I do to them this week? Well, during
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the free period life Friday morning, his nocturnal efforts seemed
to have borne fruit. He started an impromptu quiz without prizes,
miss Brooks. Uh huh oh, yes, mister conquence.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Conjugate the verbstrive.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Please strive, strive strove striven now thrive thrive, thrive, throw
thriven Oh no, thrilling as the concent These sudden little
tests are quite disconcerting.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I don't know, silence, miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We're not finished, yes, sir, more Verbs five five five
foe riven five.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Isn't a verb?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Thank you, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I knew my visit to your room would produce some
valuable bit of information, So my main reason for dropping in, however,
was to ask you to do me a favor, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
As you know, Sunday is Mother's Day. Yes, I know,
mister Conklin. Thanks to a special savings plan I started
in February, I was able to send my mother a
card this morning. But what did you want me to
do for you?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I'd like you to take this package home with you
and keep it until Sunday morning. It's a little Mother's
Day remembrance for missus Conklin, and I don't want her
to stumble upon it before time. Wonderful woman, missus Conklin,
and she's trained our daughter Harriet to be a duplicate
of herself. Really, yes, yes, between them they are the
two biggest snoopers in the county.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
That makes it unanimous. I mean, I'll be happy to
keep the package calling.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Thank you, Miss Brooks. I hope my daughter Harriet remembers
Mother's Day.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Lately, she's had her mind on nothing but that moronic
manager of the baseball team, Walter Denton.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Walter isn't so bad, mister Conklin. Of course, he's not.
A brilliant student's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Walter Denton is Madison's gift for subnormality.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
The thing that annoys me most is the way he bounces.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He never goes anywhere, He always bounces There, I.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Am, miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
I just thought I bounce him for a minute.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Well, if it isn't the human handball, if I'm interrupting anything,
I'll just bounce along.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Know Walter, Mister Conklin was about to dribble back to
his office. That is, you were finished with me, weren't you,
mister Conklin. Right, Good morning, Miss Brooks. Goodbye, mister Conklin.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I still exist in mister Conklin. I learned that in
Spanish it means to see you later.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh well, no, s love, I'll sted premero.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh does that mean, Miss Brooks? That means not as
I see you first? What can I do for you? Walter? Well,
I need some.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Advice, Miss Brooks, And as is my won't. When I
want advice, I've hide myself to my favorite English teacher,
for that matter, my favorite any kind of teacher.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Are you sure it's only advice you want? Oh sure,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
It's about a mother's day gift, but a very special type.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Of mother, Miss Brooks. That is.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
I know it's impossible right now, but just for supposition's sake,
suppose you woke up one day and found yourself a mother.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I have a mother, so she's miles away. No, Miss Brooks,
I didn't mean it that way.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
I mean if you awoke to find that you were
a mother, Now, what would your first question be?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Weigh? Doc are? I certainly wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Say how is my husband?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Not me?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I might say who is my und.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
I'm serious, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
My dad told me that was my mother's first concern.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
After she knew that I was all right. You know,
she thinks of us constant Willa, never of herself, but
me what do I do in return? I don't get
out of bed when she wakes me, and I leave
my clothes.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
All over the house.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
Sunday's Mother's damis Brooks, and I've got to make it
up to her.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, i's pretty short notice, Walter, But I have a
suggestion for you. You have yes Sunday morning, Wait till
your mother starts to make breakfast. When you're sure she's
in the kitchen, close the door quietly behind her. Then
then gather up all the clothes that you've scattered around
the house. Then then put them in a big suit cave.
Then then run away from home. I'm just teasing you, Walter.
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There's only one way you can make your mother happy,
and that's by turning over a new leaf. Well, I'll
try this, Brooks.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
But meanwhile, that's just supposing again. Oh, what kind of
a present would you like if you were a mother?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh, I wouldn't care much about President Walter. I'll just
be happy if I had all my beloved children around
me shee.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Oh, of course, my mother only has this one beloved child, Melymate. However,
I'd still like to figure out a little gift of
some sort. Oh, what would make a young.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Mother like yourself, happy a young father like mister Boynman.
It always reminds me, Walter, it's time for me to
get down to his laboratory and pick him up for lunch.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Oh did he invite her for lunch today?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Of course he did, about ten minutes from now.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Not tell me, Walter.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Were you able to find out what kind of a
gift she got?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
I couldn't find out a thing, Harriet.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
But we've got to get her something. What's the good
of naming miss Brooks are mother away from.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Mother if we can't surprise her with something she wants.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
I'm sorry, Harriet, but all she'd say was that she'd
be happy with all her beloved children around her as
she is kidding.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Of course, I hope kidding.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
She wasn't kidding she met us.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Now, let's see, we'll organize a committee to pick out
a gift and.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Give it to miss Brooke.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Great Harriet, Then tonight will officially come mother away from
Mother's Day night.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Now that we're finished with lunch, Miss Brookside, I've got
a surprise for you.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Surprise. What is it, mister Borton, I guess you're picking
up both checks. No, I'm picking up both checks.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
No, then I give up, Miss Brooks. I want you
to meet my folks.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Why, mister Barton, you've only known me for five years.
This is so sudden.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I just found out they were coming to town myself.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You see.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
They usually spend Mother's Day with my married brother, but
Mom decided that this year it's my turn to do what.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh, you're turning to stand Mother's Day?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
You'll love my mother, Miss Brooks. She used to be
a school teacher too.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
You know.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
As a matter of fact, she worked herself up until
she was a principal.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You've got to get pretty worked up to be a principal. Oh,
I'm sure we'll get along splendid.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
And you'll be crazy about my dad. Oh, what a
sense of humor he's got. He's the one who told
me to joke about the quiz master who called out,
I've got a lady doctor.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
But before he could.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Ask her any questions, she stuck a thermometer in his
mouth and took his poats.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
It'sn't that his stream?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Your father sounds like more fun than a barrel of nothing.
May I ask you a rather personal question about your folks?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Oh, certainly, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
How long did they go around together before they were married?
Nine years? I see, I'll plead in long engagements in
those days, I guess.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Or they weren't engaged until six weeks before the wedding,
six weeks once Dad makes up his mind about something,
he's greasedlightly.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
He could have used a little grief in the first
eight years. I'll certainly be looking forward to seeing them,
mister boy. When are they arriving in.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Town this afternoon? Miss Brooks, I'll have to check them
into a hotel for the week. I've just got a
small bachelor apartment.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yes, I know you've told me about it. Maybe you
like to drop over to my place tonight. I'm sure
my landlady, missus Davis wouldn't mind my dusting the living
room a little.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Oh, it's just fine with me, Miss Brooks. I don't
get my folks a chance to rest up from the
trip and have some dinner before they before they meet
the girl about whom I've well, they've heard so much.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Why, mister Barton, you mean you actually wrote to.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Your folks about me and how Miss Brooks. I've written
them many times about how gay and youthful and exuberant.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You are I am? I mean, do you have.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Going right?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I remember in one of my most recient letters to them,
I said you were more like a pupil than a teacher.
In fact, I think that was a letter in which
I described you as a great, big, overgrown kid.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Maybe I better take something.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
You should have seen the answer I got from Dad.
He said, whatever you do, son, don't write there's the cradle.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
He leave it to dead or he's jesting, of course
he loves youngsters.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Mister Boyne, you've given me an idea.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
What kind of an ideas?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Books?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
If your father turns me down when I ask him
for your hand, maybe he'll adopt me.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
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Speaker 3 (11:55):
Well. I hurried home right after school and put mister
Conklin's gift to his wife on my dresser, and I
started to make myself from the house as presentable as
possible before mister Boyton's parents came over. That evening. First
of all, I shampooed my hair and set it in
pin curls. Then I put on an old, oversized house dress,
which I borrowed from Missus Davis. This intriguing combination achieved
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the happy effect of making me look like a pack
rack bumping in a quantant hub. Then I went into
the living room to get things in order. When I
got there, Missus Davis ad justinish vacuuming.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Oh, Connie, will you pull the plug out from me?
My beck been bothering me lately.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh, certainly, Missus Davis. There. Hey, this vacuum cleaner's pretty old,
isn't it?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Yes, indeed, but it's held up remarkably well. I bought
it in nineteen thirty two.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Nineteen thirty two, Yes, yes, Hoover.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Came in and the other one went out.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I'll just how the place looks nice and meat for tonight.
You know, I've never met mister Boyton's parents before.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
I know you haven't, Connie, And first impressions are so important.
That's why I send our sofa and all the chairs
out to be recovered. What the new chair in the
house is That the upholster is Connie, but don't worry,
Stretch Snodgrass took them down for me, and he promised
to bring them back by six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Stretch Snodgrass. Look, Missus Davis, Stretch may be a fine athlete,
but when it comes to mentality, he's strictly a third strike.
Why he's liable to forget where he took the chairs?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Oh, I don't think so, Connie. You know how absent
minded I am, and even.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I couldn't forget the name of this upholsterer.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Why not because he has a very odd name.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
What is what.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
You name?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Who's name?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
The upholsterer? Upholster? Yes, look, Missus Davis, the sofa and
all our chairs are being recovered today.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Well, they can certainly use it.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Way did you send them?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Connie Hella with a very odd name. I never can
remember it.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
I'm sure it'll come back to you later. Now, if
you'll excuse me, I've got to get out in deck
and look for our flat.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Minerva. Is she missing?
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Against mm hmm.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
She had a date this morning, a date, Yes, I
heard your making it last night. But she should be
back fine now. She knows how I worry about her. Well,
you let me know she comes in the frontway, Connie
and I'll take a look back here, all.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Right, Missus Davis, that's funny. Minerva never bothered to ring before.
How do you do, my dear, how do you do?
Speaker 11 (14:41):
I'm Philip's mother, Philip, Yes, Philip Boyton, I'm Missus Boynton.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
But that's impossible. You won't be here till tonight. Oh, Carol,
I sing, come in, Missus Boynton.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
You don't have to tell me who you are, my dear.
Philip has written so much about you. He has, Yes,
he says, Missus Brooks wouldn't know what to do without you.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Missus Davis, Missus Davis, Missus Davis's honey, that's Missus Davis,
Missus Boyton, I'm Missus Brooks, such as I am. We've
got company, Missus Davis.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Or she came into front raggyches.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, she's right here in the living room.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Tell her she's a wicked cat and put her under
the pier.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yes, Missus Davis, you're a wicked cat, and get under
the Oh no, oh, you'll have to forgive me, Missus Boynton.
I didn't expect you until after dinner. Well, that's perfectly
all right, Missus Brooks.
Speaker 11 (15:32):
As a matter of fact, I owe you an apology
for not recognizing you.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But it was rather dim in here, not dim enough players,
mister Boynton, or should I say, where are mister Boynton
or miss Boydan.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
Well, they had a little trouble parking the car, and
I wanted to meet you myself first. Anyway, Philip's written
so much about you, you must see an awful lot
of each other.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Well, we do teach at the same school. I understand
you were a teacher at one time, missus Barney. Yes,
indeed for many years. It's remarkable you still look so well,
said you.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Oh it's the boys, Hello.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Philip, my dear, Hello Mom. Well I see you too
have met.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Yes, indeed we're all friends by now.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Well, here's he is, Dad.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
It's slippy five, my dear five? What oh fingers?
Speaker 8 (16:27):
How do you do?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Mister Barne? I do pretty well for an old codd
old codge. It cant you that time, did night? I
told you what I sense the humor? He talk stuff
all right, phil slitting this all about you, my dear.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
I hear you're just like a mother to miss Brooks,
Missus Davis.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
This house dress has got to go. This isn't missus
Davis Harvey.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
It is, of course not Dad.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
This is miss Brooks.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Why are we all standing out here in the hall.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yes, let's all go in and stand in the living room.
Well here we are now, then, Missus Boyne, if you
just come over to this lance, that's a very comfortable
place to stand stand over there by the piano.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
I don't understand this. Books were all the chairs.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
They're out being recovered. I didn't expect you for hours yet,
mister Boyne. This is a terrible thing to do to anybody.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
I'm sorry, miss Books, but it couldn't be helped us either.
It was a convention in tom I couldn't get folks
accommodations anywhere. You know how big my room is, and well,
I wondered if you and missus Davis could put the
folks up for.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
The weekend I've set up.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
I'm surprised that you You know better than to whisper
in front of others.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Oh, I'm sorry, mother, I was just explaining our predicament
to this books. She was saying how delighted she'd be
to have you stayed for.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
A couple of days.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
Will Now, that's what I call whopping hospitality.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
It's a whopper, all right.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
I think you give me a hand with the god
it Connie, I just can't.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh, I dig your time, mister and missus Boyton. And
this contrary to popular opinion, as Missus Davis, how do
you do this? Hello, missus Davis.
Speaker 10 (18:07):
A good afternoon, Missus d nice little place.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You've got here. I just invited the folks to spend
the weekend with us. Missus Davis, if you don't mind
my doubling up with you. I figured they could have
my room.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
That's physically all right. Oh dear the upholster. You folks
must be tired after your trip.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Pray, don't you go to dead.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
It's only four thirty in the afternoon. Oh, missus Davis
was only kidding Missus Barton. She's got quite a sense
of humor too. I just remember one.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Saying, Missus Davis, you can't kid a kidder?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Kidd o?
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Does?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Did he get off some cracks? Missus Davis?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Who is?
Speaker 8 (18:52):
He's a Jim Dandy. Now, if you folks you'll just
follow me, I'll show you to your room. Oh God,
the miss Brooks is room.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Well I could do. It's a bit of freshioning up
at that.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Oh nonsense, mother, you're as fresh as today I got you.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Cut it out, yes, cut it out? There, have his stop.
I don't know how he gets some of his ideas.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
He's terribly original, don't you think, miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Oh second Oscar Hammersteinn, missus Barney. Or to put it
another way, the corn is as high as the elephant's eye. Well,
miss brook certainly has a comfortable room hovey.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
Yes, indeed that's showing the little tap naps, just what
the doctor ordered.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Tell me, honey, what do you think of miss Brooks? Hell,
it's hard to tell. Man, I'll put your head on.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
But once she combs her hair and climbs out of
that gunny sack, I'll bet.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
She's a looker.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Yes, but what is she looking for?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (19:56):
Now, mother, you think that every girl who meets him immediately.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Said her cap for Phillips.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Hey, what's his peckage?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I undress her? Here, says you for mother must be
for you. Oh wasn't that thoughtful of missus Brooks.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
She got a Mother's Day gift on me when you
said I was coming.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I'm going to open it right now. Oh, but Mother's
Day isn't until sunway.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
You know I never have the patience to wait, because
let's see.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Why what's this? A black sheer negligent real.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
For me?
Speaker 10 (20:31):
You look, his card fell out when you opened the package.
It says for baby from her Goodie.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
So it belongs to miss Brooks. You don't think it's
still oppo?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Certainly not.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
You wouldn't have nerve enough to ask.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
For that in the door.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I'm going to find out just where this came from.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Oh, missus brook Yes, missus Baron, would you can hear
a moment?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Please? Mart me?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Missus Barton, what can I do for you? Well? I
opened the package for mistake and found it inside of
it a black sheer neglage. There was a card with
us that said Bob baby from Goodie Goodie. Oh that
must be short for us good Why? Of course that
was mister Conklin's gif, mister Tomplin the principle of Madison High. Yes,
(21:17):
isn't he a devil? He has to keep it for
him so his wife wouldn't discover it before Mother's Day? Oh,
it's for his wife. Yes, who did you think it
was for? Don't answer that, I can tell from the
position of your eyebrows. My eyebrows. Yes, missus Varney, you
better drop them the notch you're pushing back your hair net.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
H it certainly what's nice of you to invite us
all to dinner mistake.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yes, indeed it's delicious. Good, thank you both of you.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
But miss Brooks is the one who deserves the credit.
She prepared it all.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Oh come now, missus Davis, you opened every bit as
much as I did. Beef. Soo is this there's beef
represented in it? Yes, he hits slowly. Philip.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Yes, mother, they say your stomach has no teeth, but
maybe it's just as well. If it got too hungry,
it can chew off your suspender button.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
He always gets me when I've got a mouth. Will
He's such a baby. Yeah, he's nothing but a great, big,
overgrown kid. Now that's funny. That's the same phrase it's
Philippus in describing you in one of his letters.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Well she is mother. You ought to see her around
the school where the students, says Peter, like one of themselves.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Oh, yes, indeed, we kids have some great old times together.
Oh I'm glad I like some up to have lots
of youthful friends.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
The younger the better.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Well, they don't come much younger or better than miss
Brook's mother.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Well, thank you, mister Barney.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Call me Philip tonight.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I excuse me, I wonder who that could be?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Well, tell me.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Who is it, Missus Davis. We didn't mean to disturb you,
Miss Brooks. Oh that's all right, Walter. I was just
telling the folks how informal we are at Madison. Mister
missus Boynton, may I present Walter Denon and Harriet conquered.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
And now, miss Brooks, we would like to present something
to you that expresses the devotion and reverence fell towards
you by the entire student bodies.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
What is it, Walter?
Speaker 7 (23:37):
It's a shawl. A shawl and a handsome pair of
knitting needles to go with the rocking shirt of which
you're so attached. But oh, I'm not finished, Missus Poynton,
Miss Brooks, you have been chosen our mother away from mother.
Oh no, I'll go to the piano water and you've
(23:57):
seen the song we've written. Okay, Harriet, why do you
hear this?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Folks?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
The B stands for the books she held such studying.
The R is for she's righteous, also pure for the
fact that she's our buddy. The second OH is likewise,
(24:28):
I am sure. The KA is for okay.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
She rates a bow.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
The X is for her sadly wrinkled brow. She's motherly just.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Like lc co.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
Smith Brooks, We love you, dearly mith Brooks.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
That me mee, I'll always be.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Mispers our miss work returns and guest the moment.
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Speaker 3 (26:32):
And now once again here is our Miss Brooks. Well.
Several days later, Friday night came to an end. As
I escorted mister Boyan to the front door, he was
in a strangely mellow mood.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
You know, Miss Brooks, I'm a man of many dreams,
but more often than that, I find I'm shooting too high.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Shooting too high, mister Boynan.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Yes, in trying to find the right girl, for instance,
it seems it subconsciously I'm always looking for a girl
who's just like my mother, attractive, get sweet, non selfish.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Well, don't give up the search, mister Bourton. Someday you're
liable to find and touch a girl right under your nose,
and I think that's a very nice location.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
What I mean is, when you gave up your room
for mother, I suddenly realized that you're not only attractive,
but also sweet and nonselfish. So, Miss Books, instead of
just shaking hands like we usually do, yes, mister b
I'd like to say good night to you the way
I do that my mother, with a kiss.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
A kiss, mister Boton, Yes, on the forehead. There you go,
shooting too high? Again next week.
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