August 23, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's time once again for another comedy episode of Our
Miss Brooks under the direction of our Lewis Well. Most
school teachers have to get up around seven in the morning,
but our Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School,
received the call last Thursday night from her principal, Osgod Conklin.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And as usual, mister Conklin had an extremely cheerful bulletin
for me. I was to be in his office for
a meeting on the following day At seven point thirty.
Friday morning therefore found me sitting down to breakfast with
my landlady at six thirty. Am.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Ooh, Connie, who day, Russ.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It is terribly early to be up in the road.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
I wondered if you're a sleepier.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Time, Connie, I said, I wonder if you're as sleepy
as I am.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Ah, Connie, wake up matter who came in.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I didn't mean to upset you, dear, It's just that
your head while slowly falling into your plate.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh so maybe nice headline teacher found face down and
bowl of oatmeal?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
How did you know that was oatmeal? I wanted to
surprise you. That's why I covered it with.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Cream and sugar.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Why I even sprayed a half bottle of sweet air
on it so you couldn't tell that A snail.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Me up just the way I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What's this meeting in mister Contlan's office about Tunning?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Well, as far as I did either. On the phone,
mister Conklin found out that the mayor of our fair
city is going to the opening of the Civic Symphony
Orchestra season in the park today, and we'll be driving
past Madison with his entire entourage.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But what has that got to do with you?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Our beloved principal has decided that we ought to think
up some stunts that might impress his honor. His suggestion
was that students and faculty members all line up on
the school steps.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Well that isn't a very original plan, is this?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's what I thought? I have a much more spectacular.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
One, but's yours, Kelly?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Well, when the men should be found sitting on top
of our seventy five foot flag pole, that does sound spectaculous.
But we're with all the teachers and students teams where
else shaking the pole.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The meeting is poiled water.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I'll call the role of this committee. First, Miss Brooks,
I said, Miss Brooke, wake up, leapy.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
His Miss brook.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
I'm taking the role.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'll go ahead. I've had breakfast. Here's her wide away
can where and go?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Yes, sir, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt
and mark you, president, Miss Brookes. Next, the chairman of
our entertainment committee.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Mister Philip Boyden here, Miss Congress.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Next, the editor of our school paper, invited to this
meeting through the insistence of his class, President Harriet Confort
Walter's Dendon.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
Tre almighty ruler of Madison's destiny. Should you decree that
I am to contribute my meager wisdom.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
To this august body.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
You have but to say the words, and I shall
make available my every resource.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That's the way out, springs.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Have you now to proceed with the business at hand.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
He didn't call my name, Daddy, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
That goes without saying my child.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Now, then, as you know, Mayor Duff and Sunday other
city officials will pass Madison High approximately two Bety this afternoon.
Our problem is to show them that we at Madison
are civic minded. I'm proud of their approximity. Any suggestions,
I have one?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Why don't we have the gym team line up on
the campus and as the mayor drives past, they could
start a series of.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Flip flops the gym team. No, no, it doesn't tweak me.
Not arresting enough.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I could put on my bathing suits and do some handsprings.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
With them, Please, Miss Brookes.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
I want something that will make his honor sit up
and take notice.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
He didn't let me sinners, Mister Conklin. After my last handspring,
I'd hurl myself under his car.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Oh no, we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
Anyone else have any lucid thoughts on the subject.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Well, I have the tiniest glimmer of a germ of
an idea, mister Conklin.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Fine Denton, boil it down to a half hour and
let's have it.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
I don't think Mary Joff will really appreciate anything we
try to do.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
If he's just driving by, what we should do is
make him stop and get out of his car.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
And how do you propose to accomplish this feat?
Speaker 8 (05:34):
Easy?
Speaker 9 (05:35):
Roadblocks, since when his car has stopped, we simply yank
open his door and then one of us can reach
in and grab him bikes.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
And I have another idea that might be better.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
You have your quota, Denton, Sit down.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
I've got a super idea, Daddy.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Why don't we.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
All line up on the casa and then when the
Mayor's car approaches, you and Miss.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Brooks can join him and lead us in a monster
square dance.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
And to think that below these sixteen years, I've showered
nought but love upon you, down girl, As is my
wont I shall have to put forth the only feasible plans.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I want the entire student body.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
In factulty, to assemble at two twenty this afternoon under
the flag pole. When the Mayor's card draws nigh, our
entire school band will step to the curbs and strike
up a stirring melody.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Oh frankly, mister, I think miss Brook's idea to have
a gymnastic exhibition is much more colorful than just having
the van.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Play oh you do well.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
This meeting is still governed by democratic procedure. Entence, he'll
simply put it to a vote all in.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Favor of Miss Brooks idea, say I ah, All opposts
say no no.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
All in favor of my idea say I I all
the pose.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
They know no. My ideas unanimously carried.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That was the closest election since alf Landon.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Meeting to journey.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
If you say so, John, good day, sir.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yes, before you go, Miss Brooks, I would like to
remind duds of Mayor Dove has quite a recitation as
a music level, and if our band is going to
salute him, their musical instruments must be in perfect condition. Yes, sir,
you will assign someone in your past to see that
each instrument is cleaned and polished until it's gleaming.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
That's all, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Christmas, Yes sir, how farewell, mister Conqulin. Should you ever
again be in need of an unbiased opinion from the
editor of the Madison Monitors, please.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
See you.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Who can I get the policies instruments? And he volunteers
in my immediate vicinity.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Well, I'd like to help you out, Miss Brooks, but frankly,
I got a little history homework to do in.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
My first class history homework. But your first class is English.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Yeah, I know, but when I sit behind set Snodgrass
with my English book propped up in the history notes
underneath it. So my English teacher would have to be
a cock.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'd wander to be able to tell whether I was.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Hey, you're my English teacher? Yes I am.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Or's the pity if you give me an idea. Walter
Stretts nod Dress would probably do a very good job.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
On those instruments.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
But isn't stretch a little behind in his work?
Speaker 11 (08:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I don't know, just a few terms. Maybe he's did
a very good job of washing my windows last month.
And even if he isn't a mental giant, at least
he's industrious. And even if he is an industrious at
least he's adjacent.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
That's Tretch taking a drink at the water fountain.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh good, I'll talk to him right now. You go
on into class, Walter. You'll need a little time to
set up your history note that's strapped half for you later.
Our good morning, stress.
Speaker 12 (09:03):
Well, i'm as book getting ready to smart enough for
our little brain starter stress.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
But you can have a little holiday from studying if
you will do something else for me this morning.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Sureman's Brook.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What is this other job in trail it's entailed cleaning.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Up all the musical instruments so.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The school band will make a nice shiny appearance this afternoon.
Mister Tonklin wants the job done in a hurry.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Sureman's books, I'd be happy to help up. I've been
studying pretty hard lately. Anyway.
Speaker 12 (09:33):
My girlfriend Tuesday Prentis helped me with my homework last night.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Boy, she's a wizard English.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yes, I know. She's the first person named Prentice I
ever met who spelled her name with three.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Essa's yuh USI's siffron. All right, be sure learn me
plenty about our mother's tongue.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Well, that should come in very handy if you're going
to open the delicatessens, but stretch. If you will take
the instruments down to the basement for a good clean,
I'll pick them up during lunch hour.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
You better not wait till lunch hour, miss Brooks.
Speaker 12 (10:04):
You see, between twelve and one, I got to take
care of mister Fisher's pawn shop across the street so
that E can go out and grab a bike.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
You better come down right after your first class.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
All right, Dred, But what's this about the pawn shop?
I thought you worked in your father's tach store.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Oh it's dead, and I had a little running. He
said I wasn't worth the money he was giving me,
And I.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Said I was What was he giving you?
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Eighty cents a week? Anyway? He said, until I could
prove I could earn some money someplace. Olf I was
on prohibition.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Prohibition.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Well, I thought, I get those instruments.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Now you do that and thank you. Andrew Vall said, well.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Here they are, Miss Brook's all cleaned up.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Let's see, stretch. These drumheads are all warped and stretched
and slide. Trombones doesn't even slide, and these trumpets are
all rusty, grussy, stretch. How did you clean these instruments?
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Where I clean the windows, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Soap and water, soap and water.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Sure, I just dumped all my instruments in this big
tub and scrub like mad. Then I hung them over
this electric heater till I was dry. Here feel the saxophone,
Miss Brook.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It couldn't dry in its dry Yes, but good, it ain't.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
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Speaker 8 (11:38):
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Speaker 2 (12:05):
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Speaker 1 (12:38):
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Speaker 5 (12:49):
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Speaker 3 (13:03):
Well, I didn't know quite how to break the news
about the instruments mister Conklin, for while he had been
very fond of shep Field's and his rippling rhythms, I
wasn't quite sure how he'd reacts as stretched nodgrass and
his soggy symphonies. When my spirit arrived, I determined to
share my dilemma with mister Boynton for two very good reasons. One,
(13:26):
if we could just put our heads together for a
few minutes, I felt the plot problem would be solved.
And two, if we could just put our heads together,
I didn't care whether the problem was solved or not.
On my way to the biology lab, however, I was
intercepted by stretched girlfriend Susie Prandiss, a cute little redhead
with a baby face and a brained match.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Excuse me, miss Bucks, but if it isn't too discommoding,
could I commune with you.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
For a diffy Well? I, how did that go? Again?
Speaker 11 (13:57):
I'd like to commune with you, and that for communicate
and you know I have a little check.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Or is the French say tota toe tota toe?
Speaker 11 (14:09):
Isn't that the way they stay in France?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Only in Southern France. Tota tote that barge list, the
list that bail.
Speaker 11 (14:21):
Finding your advice about something. I'm in quite a prediclament.
It's about Stretch.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Stretch, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
When I first started to feel the way I felt
about him, when we first started dating, I thought it
was just an.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Inflatuation, an inflatuation.
Speaker 10 (14:38):
But as the weeks went by, I was very surprised to.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
See that he didn't begin to plaw on me, to
plaw on you.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
What do you see?
Speaker 11 (14:46):
I know that Stretch is a good athlete and all that,
but it's mentally I'm worried about SMIs Brooks. What do
you think of Stretch?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Mentally? Mentally I think Stretch is.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
A little Pusian.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Put another L on that word.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
There's enough else and little pollution.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Now he did it.
Speaker 11 (15:15):
You know, I'll never forget the first time we missed.
Do you believe in love at first sound.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
At first sound? Don't give me love at first sight, Susie.
We were in a dark room, a.
Speaker 11 (15:27):
Bunch of us, and honestly, the first time I heard
Stretch's voice.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
It gave me goose pimples, Susie, It gave me goose pimples. Guys,
when did you play post office with stress? I was
just correcting you, Susie, And I'll be more helpful another time. Dear. Right, now,
I've got my own problem to solve.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I've got to get some new musical instruments by the
time Mayor Dust drives by the school with his entourage?
Speaker 11 (15:58):
Is that what Mayor Dust is.
Speaker 13 (15:59):
Driving by the school with?
Speaker 8 (16:01):
At least so you don't have to.
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Worry about musical instruments, Miss Brook. Stretch's working in Fisher's
corn shop across the street during line, I'm she'll just
a fish. You won't mind if we borrow a couple
of the instruments he's gotten there.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Say that's not a bad idea, Susie. Will you ask
him about it?
Speaker 6 (16:17):
For sure?
Speaker 7 (16:18):
But what do we have to borrow the instruments?
Speaker 11 (16:20):
What becomes of the ones the school used to.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Have, used to head used used to have some, well,
we used to, but we aren't have them now hardly.
Now you got to hurry over and talk to Stretch
about those instruments. I've got to see mister Bornton. All right,
Miss Brook, Toodle Poodle, I'd like to join that girl
(16:44):
seems like an awfully nice world she's living in. It's me,
mister Boynton. Are you busy?
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Well, not a bit.
Speaker 14 (16:54):
Miss Brook's gone in. I hope the ceremonies go well today.
I'm quite fond of Mayor Duff. You know I voted
for him in the last election against Adrian Himmelstadt.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Me too, I didn't think himmel Stas was anything.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
In which the Conklin's a great fan of the mayors too.
Speaker 14 (17:12):
In fact, he told me a little while ago he'd
give anything if he could be riding in the Mayor's cars.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
They don't pass the school.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I'd like to be in it too. Then I wouldn't
have to explain to mister Conklin about Stretch and the instruments,
or what happened to the instruments. All I can tell you,
mister Gorton, is that whatever you play on them outcomes.
I'm forever blowing bubbles with real bubbles.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Stretch washed them all and soap and water. They're useless.
His girlfriend, Susie Pran has said he was going over
to the pawn shop and borrow some others. But I
don't trust Susie's memory, especially when stretch is around, we'd
got to go over there and check on those instruments.
Mister Conklin wants the band to make a big impression
on the mayor.
Speaker 14 (17:53):
I can't quite follow this, Miss Brooks, but I'll be
happy to help out in whatever way I can.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
First, though, I'd like to add askew something, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yes, I mean, what is it?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Do you think it'd be all right if I played
with the band this afternoon?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You, but mister Boyton, we may not have enough instruments
to go around as it is.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Oh, I have my own instrument. It's right here in
the desk. See a ukulele?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Well Joe College.
Speaker 14 (18:23):
I used to play it quite a bit back in college,
he did. There was one song I was particularly fond of.
Let's see how did that go again? I know somebody
loves me.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
I wonder who. I wonder who it can If you
go for kissing cutie, you could be my sweet petuti.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Mister Boyson, did that come out of you?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
For sure? Somebody loves me? I wish I knew.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
Who it can be?
Speaker 14 (19:18):
Worries if I had a girl to squeeze, I would
burn my BBDs.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Oh this can't be true, the alarms going off any minute.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
For every girl who passes by. I shout, hay, maybe
come on, let's join in.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Okay, you are to be my love. We would make
a lovely pair. I'm so round and you're so squared.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Loves me?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
I wonder who.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Navery?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's no more pencils, no more books, pretty soon, no
more miss Brook. What is the meaning of this candalous conduct?
Speaker 15 (20:33):
Well, mister Conson, we were just It's Brook who you
was entrusted the task of presenting our school orchestra at
its best to impress upon the mayor the seriousness of
purpose of Madison's musical aggregation.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
And what do I find? A jam session in the
biology lab? Is my fault? Mister Conran, I who should
be ashamed of yourself?
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Point and a grown man fiddling with this this cheese box.
Speaker 14 (20:57):
A ukulele is a musical instrument, sir, it's a cheese box.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
And what have you to save yourself?
Speaker 8 (21:02):
Miss brooks?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Past the crackers? I mean we were just leaving. Mister comslan.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Perhaps you'd better, yes, sir, goodbye, mister musical instrument. Indeed,
mm hmmm, boom boom boom boom, I said r A.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
R A P.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
R A T T M mo pp ragmup.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
Yes, ma'am, what can I do for you?
Speaker 11 (21:56):
Oh it's you, Studie h Stretch geez, just like a
regular salesman, real siplisticated.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Thanks jusy.
Speaker 12 (22:06):
Of course, it's kind of tough to be Supphirst created
in this place, Tronda, by nothing but secondhand junk.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Oh it ain't all Johns. Those musical instruments in the
window look brand new, and that reminds me.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Stretch I Thomas Brooks that we try to borrow them
for the school orchestra this afternoon.
Speaker 12 (22:22):
We couldn't use those instruments. They were hawked by Daffy Delaney.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Daffy Delaney the bandleader.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
He had kind of a Spike Jones orchestra, only louder.
But that's why they went broke. The music was too noisy.
Speaker 10 (22:33):
Well, what's the way they played?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Got to do with that?
Speaker 8 (22:36):
Don't you see? Those are all trick instruments.
Speaker 12 (22:38):
When you press certain keys on them, all kinds of
screwing noises come out.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Gosh, well, that wouldn't be any good for the mayor.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
He likes simplonic music. I'm going to do now, gee.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
I don't know. Wait a minute, maybe we could borrow
some instruments from Hurley's music st around the corner.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I wouldn't hurt to ask.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
Come on, mister Fisher will be back from lunch any minute.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Won't do no hard to let the store alone for
a few seconds. We can go out the back way
as quicker through the alleys.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Well, if you think it's all right to leave the
story stress, Oh, Stretch, Stretch, not grass. That's funny. The
place is empty. I wonder where Stretch is.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
He probably took some instruments down to the laundro mat.
But we can't wait for him, mister Boynton. We'll just
take whatever instruments we find in the window. I'll tell
mister Fisher about it later.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Boh, he's only got about five or six instruments here.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yes, but one of them's a tuba, and there's a
trombone and a trumpet. You'd be surprised what a good
brass section can do. Come on, mister Boynton, we're gonna
serenade the mayor like he's never been serenaded before.
Speaker 15 (23:54):
Well, miss Brooks, mister Boydon, I see you got the
students all lined up, Yes, mister content according to the schedule,
the Mayor's car should be only three or four blocks away.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Get how I wish I could be riding in it,
great man mayd of it. Oh yes, indeed, mister conquer.
I'm going to get the band together and lead them
right up here to the curb. Get everyone quiet, mister.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
Boyden, yes, sir, now now quiet down, boys and girls quiet?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Do you have a looking over for you? Miss Brooks.
Speaker 12 (24:16):
I try to borrow some instruments from Hurley's music store,
but he wouldn't give it to me without no deposit.
Speaker 8 (24:20):
Susi's still over there arguing with him, or she.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Doesn't have to bother. Stretch, mister Barton and I took
all the instruments we need out of mister Fisher's window.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
What but those are trick instruments. They were hawked by
Daffy De Lady.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Stretch, you mean those instruments can't be played well.
Speaker 12 (24:36):
They can be played all right, but I don't guarantee
what'll come out, especially the tuba.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
When you press the middle valve down, a charge of
explosive goes off inside the horn.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
Oh no, I've got to get to that band before
mister Bion places everybody step back, trumpet, You and tombone
get a little closer to mister Conklin.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I've got to talk to you right away, sir. It's
about what are you doing with that tuba.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I'm going to play it, miss Brooke.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Oh, but sir, you can't.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Oh, I can't try your information, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 15 (25:06):
I have been playing the two ver since before you have,
since you were in your early twenties.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh you have, yes, I have.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well play it in good health.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
And here comes the Mayor's card.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Jain, Oh, thank you, dear, thank you.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
Now remember orchestra, I'm the last four bars. You all
drop out for my solo, your honor.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Wait a moment, your honor. Look look the crisis lying down.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Ready everyone remember, now play softly and with great dignity.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
A one, A two, quick, Daddy, the Mayor's car is
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starting to go again.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Better take your.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Solos, all right, Harry.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
Oh, look's what happened.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Your daddy got his wish, Harriet. He's now riding in
the Mayor's car.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Ebony. All this book returns in just a moment.
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Speaker 1 (28:11):
And now once again here is our miss Brooks. Well.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
The explosion during mister Conkland's solo was nothing compared to
the one after the Mayor had passed by the three
of us, mister Conklin, myself and the Tuba had just
entered his office.
Speaker 15 (28:26):
I hold you completely responsible for this disgraceful exhibitionist, Brooks.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Mister Conklin, the culprit who set.
Speaker 15 (28:31):
Off that giant firecracker when I began to play the
tuba must be apprehended and punished.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
But sir, there was no culprit. You did it yourself.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Oh I did?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
And how may I ask?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Did I accomplish this miracle by pressing this little valve here?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
No, sir, not that one.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Then was it this one here?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, sir, not that one?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Well, then it must have been this one.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yes, sir, that's the one.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's time once again for another comedy episode of Our
Miss Brooks under the direction of our Lewis Well. Most
school teachers have to get up around seven in the morning,
but our Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School,
received the call last Thursday night from her principal, Osgod Conklin.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And as usual, mister Conklin had an extremely cheerful bulletin
for me. I was to be in his office for
a meeting on the following day At seven point thirty.
Friday morning therefore found me sitting down to breakfast with
my landlady at six thirty. Am.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Ooh, Connie, who day, Russ.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It is terribly early to be up in the road.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
I wondered if you're a sleepier.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Time, Connie, I said, I wonder if you're as sleepy
as I am.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Ah, Connie, wake up matter who came in.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I didn't mean to upset you, dear, It's just that
your head while slowly falling into your plate.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh so maybe nice headline teacher found face down and
bowl of oatmeal?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
How did you know that was oatmeal? I wanted to
surprise you. That's why I covered it with.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Cream and sugar.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Why I even sprayed a half bottle of sweet air
on it so you couldn't tell that A snail.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Me up just the way I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What's this meeting in mister Contlan's office about Tunning?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Well, as far as I did either. On the phone,
mister Conklin found out that the mayor of our fair
city is going to the opening of the Civic Symphony
Orchestra season in the park today, and we'll be driving
past Madison with his entire entourage.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But what has that got to do with you?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Our beloved principal has decided that we ought to think
up some stunts that might impress his honor. His suggestion
was that students and faculty members all line up on
the school steps.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Well that isn't a very original plan, is this?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's what I thought? I have a much more spectacular.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
One, but's yours, Kelly?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Well, when the men should be found sitting on top
of our seventy five foot flag pole, that does sound spectaculous.
But we're with all the teachers and students teams where
else shaking the pole.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The meeting is poiled water.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I'll call the role of this committee. First, Miss Brooks,
I said, Miss Brooke, wake up, leapy.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
His Miss brook.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
I'm taking the role.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'll go ahead. I've had breakfast. Here's her wide away
can where and go?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Yes, sir, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt
and mark you, president, Miss Brookes. Next, the chairman of
our entertainment committee.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Mister Philip Boyden here, Miss Congress.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Next, the editor of our school paper, invited to this
meeting through the insistence of his class, President Harriet Confort
Walter's Dendon.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
Tre almighty ruler of Madison's destiny. Should you decree that
I am to contribute my meager wisdom.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
To this august body.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
You have but to say the words, and I shall
make available my every resource.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That's the way out, springs.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Have you now to proceed with the business at hand.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
He didn't call my name, Daddy, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
That goes without saying my child.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Now, then, as you know, Mayor Duff and Sunday other
city officials will pass Madison High approximately two Bety this afternoon.
Our problem is to show them that we at Madison
are civic minded. I'm proud of their approximity. Any suggestions,
I have one?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Why don't we have the gym team line up on
the campus and as the mayor drives past, they could
start a series of.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Flip flops the gym team. No, no, it doesn't tweak me.
Not arresting enough.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I could put on my bathing suits and do some handsprings.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
With them, Please, Miss Brookes.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
I want something that will make his honor sit up
and take notice.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
He didn't let me sinners, Mister Conklin. After my last handspring,
I'd hurl myself under his car.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Oh no, we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
Anyone else have any lucid thoughts on the subject.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Well, I have the tiniest glimmer of a germ of
an idea, mister Conklin.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Fine Denton, boil it down to a half hour and
let's have it.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
I don't think Mary Joff will really appreciate anything we
try to do.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
If he's just driving by, what we should do is
make him stop and get out of his car.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
And how do you propose to accomplish this feat?
Speaker 8 (05:34):
Easy?
Speaker 9 (05:35):
Roadblocks, since when his car has stopped, we simply yank
open his door and then one of us can reach
in and grab him bikes.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
And I have another idea that might be better.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
You have your quota, Denton, Sit down.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
I've got a super idea, Daddy.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Why don't we.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
All line up on the casa and then when the
Mayor's car approaches, you and Miss.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Brooks can join him and lead us in a monster
square dance.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
And to think that below these sixteen years, I've showered
nought but love upon you, down girl, As is my
wont I shall have to put forth the only feasible plans.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I want the entire student body.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
In factulty, to assemble at two twenty this afternoon under
the flag pole. When the Mayor's card draws nigh, our
entire school band will step to the curbs and strike
up a stirring melody.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Oh frankly, mister, I think miss Brook's idea to have
a gymnastic exhibition is much more colorful than just having
the van.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Play oh you do well.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
This meeting is still governed by democratic procedure. Entence, he'll
simply put it to a vote all in.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Favor of Miss Brooks idea, say I ah, All opposts
say no no.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
All in favor of my idea say I I all
the pose.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
They know no. My ideas unanimously carried.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That was the closest election since alf Landon.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Meeting to journey.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
If you say so, John, good day, sir.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yes, before you go, Miss Brooks, I would like to
remind duds of Mayor Dove has quite a recitation as
a music level, and if our band is going to
salute him, their musical instruments must be in perfect condition. Yes, sir,
you will assign someone in your past to see that
each instrument is cleaned and polished until it's gleaming.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
That's all, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Christmas, Yes sir, how farewell, mister Conqulin. Should you ever
again be in need of an unbiased opinion from the
editor of the Madison Monitors, please.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
See you.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Who can I get the policies instruments? And he volunteers
in my immediate vicinity.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Well, I'd like to help you out, Miss Brooks, but frankly,
I got a little history homework to do in.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
My first class history homework. But your first class is English.
Speaker 9 (08:11):
Yeah, I know, but when I sit behind set Snodgrass
with my English book propped up in the history notes
underneath it. So my English teacher would have to be
a cock.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'd wander to be able to tell whether I was.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Hey, you're my English teacher? Yes I am.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Or's the pity if you give me an idea. Walter
Stretts nod Dress would probably do a very good job.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
On those instruments.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
But isn't stretch a little behind in his work?
Speaker 11 (08:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I don't know, just a few terms. Maybe he's did
a very good job of washing my windows last month.
And even if he isn't a mental giant, at least
he's industrious. And even if he is an industrious at
least he's adjacent.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
That's Tretch taking a drink at the water fountain.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh good, I'll talk to him right now. You go
on into class, Walter. You'll need a little time to
set up your history note that's strapped half for you later.
Our good morning, stress.
Speaker 12 (09:03):
Well, i'm as book getting ready to smart enough for
our little brain starter stress.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
But you can have a little holiday from studying if
you will do something else for me this morning.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Sureman's Brook.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What is this other job in trail it's entailed cleaning.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Up all the musical instruments so.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The school band will make a nice shiny appearance this afternoon.
Mister Tonklin wants the job done in a hurry.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Sureman's books, I'd be happy to help up. I've been
studying pretty hard lately. Anyway.
Speaker 12 (09:33):
My girlfriend Tuesday Prentis helped me with my homework last night.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Boy, she's a wizard English.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yes, I know. She's the first person named Prentice I
ever met who spelled her name with three.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Essa's yuh USI's siffron. All right, be sure learn me
plenty about our mother's tongue.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Well, that should come in very handy if you're going
to open the delicatessens, but stretch. If you will take
the instruments down to the basement for a good clean,
I'll pick them up during lunch hour.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
You better not wait till lunch hour, miss Brooks.
Speaker 12 (10:04):
You see, between twelve and one, I got to take
care of mister Fisher's pawn shop across the street so
that E can go out and grab a bike.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
You better come down right after your first class.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
All right, Dred, But what's this about the pawn shop?
I thought you worked in your father's tach store.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Oh it's dead, and I had a little running. He
said I wasn't worth the money he was giving me,
And I.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Said I was What was he giving you?
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Eighty cents a week? Anyway? He said, until I could
prove I could earn some money someplace. Olf I was
on prohibition.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Prohibition.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Well, I thought, I get those instruments.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Now you do that and thank you. Andrew Vall said, well.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Here they are, Miss Brook's all cleaned up.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Let's see, stretch. These drumheads are all warped and stretched
and slide. Trombones doesn't even slide, and these trumpets are
all rusty, grussy, stretch. How did you clean these instruments?
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Where I clean the windows, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Soap and water, soap and water.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Sure, I just dumped all my instruments in this big
tub and scrub like mad. Then I hung them over
this electric heater till I was dry. Here feel the saxophone,
Miss Brook.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It couldn't dry in its dry Yes, but good, it ain't.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
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Speaker 8 (11:38):
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Speaker 3 (13:03):
Well, I didn't know quite how to break the news
about the instruments mister Conklin, for while he had been
very fond of shep Field's and his rippling rhythms, I
wasn't quite sure how he'd reacts as stretched nodgrass and
his soggy symphonies. When my spirit arrived, I determined to
share my dilemma with mister Boynton for two very good reasons. One,
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if we could just put our heads together for a
few minutes, I felt the plot problem would be solved.
And two, if we could just put our heads together,
I didn't care whether the problem was solved or not.
On my way to the biology lab, however, I was
intercepted by stretched girlfriend Susie Prandiss, a cute little redhead
with a baby face and a brained match.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Excuse me, miss Bucks, but if it isn't too discommoding,
could I commune with you.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
For a diffy Well? I, how did that go? Again?
Speaker 11 (13:57):
I'd like to commune with you, and that for communicate
and you know I have a little check.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Or is the French say tota toe tota toe?
Speaker 11 (14:09):
Isn't that the way they stay in France?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Only in Southern France. Tota tote that barge list, the
list that bail.
Speaker 11 (14:21):
Finding your advice about something. I'm in quite a prediclament.
It's about Stretch.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Stretch, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
When I first started to feel the way I felt
about him, when we first started dating, I thought it
was just an.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Inflatuation, an inflatuation.
Speaker 10 (14:38):
But as the weeks went by, I was very surprised to.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
See that he didn't begin to plaw on me, to
plaw on you.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
What do you see?
Speaker 11 (14:46):
I know that Stretch is a good athlete and all that,
but it's mentally I'm worried about SMIs Brooks. What do
you think of Stretch?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Mentally? Mentally I think Stretch is.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
A little Pusian.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Put another L on that word.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
There's enough else and little pollution.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Now he did it.
Speaker 11 (15:15):
You know, I'll never forget the first time we missed.
Do you believe in love at first sound.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
At first sound? Don't give me love at first sight, Susie.
We were in a dark room, a.
Speaker 11 (15:27):
Bunch of us, and honestly, the first time I heard
Stretch's voice.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
It gave me goose pimples, Susie, It gave me goose pimples. Guys,
when did you play post office with stress? I was
just correcting you, Susie, And I'll be more helpful another time. Dear. Right, now,
I've got my own problem to solve.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I've got to get some new musical instruments by the
time Mayor Dust drives by the school with his entourage?
Speaker 11 (15:58):
Is that what Mayor Dust is.
Speaker 13 (15:59):
Driving by the school with?
Speaker 8 (16:01):
At least so you don't have to.
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Worry about musical instruments, Miss Brook. Stretch's working in Fisher's
corn shop across the street during line, I'm she'll just
a fish. You won't mind if we borrow a couple
of the instruments he's gotten there.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Say that's not a bad idea, Susie. Will you ask
him about it?
Speaker 6 (16:17):
For sure?
Speaker 7 (16:18):
But what do we have to borrow the instruments?
Speaker 11 (16:20):
What becomes of the ones the school used to.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Have, used to head used used to have some, well,
we used to, but we aren't have them now hardly.
Now you got to hurry over and talk to Stretch
about those instruments. I've got to see mister Bornton. All right,
Miss Brook, Toodle Poodle, I'd like to join that girl
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seems like an awfully nice world she's living in. It's me,
mister Boynton. Are you busy?
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Well, not a bit.
Speaker 14 (16:54):
Miss Brook's gone in. I hope the ceremonies go well today.
I'm quite fond of Mayor Duff. You know I voted
for him in the last election against Adrian Himmelstadt.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Me too, I didn't think himmel Stas was anything.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
In which the Conklin's a great fan of the mayors too.
Speaker 14 (17:12):
In fact, he told me a little while ago he'd
give anything if he could be riding in the Mayor's cars.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
They don't pass the school.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I'd like to be in it too. Then I wouldn't
have to explain to mister Conklin about Stretch and the instruments,
or what happened to the instruments. All I can tell you,
mister Gorton, is that whatever you play on them outcomes.
I'm forever blowing bubbles with real bubbles.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Stretch washed them all and soap and water. They're useless.
His girlfriend, Susie Pran has said he was going over
to the pawn shop and borrow some others. But I
don't trust Susie's memory, especially when stretch is around, we'd
got to go over there and check on those instruments.
Mister Conklin wants the band to make a big impression
on the mayor.
Speaker 14 (17:53):
I can't quite follow this, Miss Brooks, but I'll be
happy to help out in whatever way I can.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
First, though, I'd like to add askew something, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yes, I mean, what is it?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Do you think it'd be all right if I played
with the band this afternoon?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You, but mister Boyton, we may not have enough instruments
to go around as it is.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Oh, I have my own instrument. It's right here in
the desk. See a ukulele?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Well Joe College.
Speaker 14 (18:23):
I used to play it quite a bit back in college,
he did. There was one song I was particularly fond of.
Let's see how did that go again? I know somebody
loves me.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
I wonder who. I wonder who it can If you
go for kissing cutie, you could be my sweet petuti.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Mister Boyson, did that come out of you?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
For sure? Somebody loves me? I wish I knew.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
Who it can be?
Speaker 14 (19:18):
Worries if I had a girl to squeeze, I would
burn my BBDs.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Oh this can't be true, the alarms going off any minute.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
For every girl who passes by. I shout, hay, maybe
come on, let's join in.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Okay, you are to be my love. We would make
a lovely pair. I'm so round and you're so squared.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Loves me?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
I wonder who.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Navery?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's no more pencils, no more books, pretty soon, no
more miss Brook. What is the meaning of this candalous conduct?
Speaker 15 (20:33):
Well, mister Conson, we were just It's Brook who you
was entrusted the task of presenting our school orchestra at
its best to impress upon the mayor the seriousness of
purpose of Madison's musical aggregation.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
And what do I find? A jam session in the
biology lab? Is my fault? Mister Conran, I who should
be ashamed of yourself?
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Point and a grown man fiddling with this this cheese box.
Speaker 14 (20:57):
A ukulele is a musical instrument, sir, it's a cheese box.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
And what have you to save yourself?
Speaker 8 (21:02):
Miss brooks?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Past the crackers? I mean we were just leaving. Mister comslan.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Perhaps you'd better, yes, sir, goodbye, mister musical instrument. Indeed,
mm hmmm, boom boom boom boom, I said r A.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
R A P.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
R A T T M mo pp ragmup.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
Yes, ma'am, what can I do for you?
Speaker 11 (21:56):
Oh it's you, Studie h Stretch geez, just like a
regular salesman, real siplisticated.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Thanks jusy.
Speaker 12 (22:06):
Of course, it's kind of tough to be Supphirst created
in this place, Tronda, by nothing but secondhand junk.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Oh it ain't all Johns. Those musical instruments in the
window look brand new, and that reminds me.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Stretch I Thomas Brooks that we try to borrow them
for the school orchestra this afternoon.
Speaker 12 (22:22):
We couldn't use those instruments. They were hawked by Daffy Delaney.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Daffy Delaney the bandleader.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
He had kind of a Spike Jones orchestra, only louder.
But that's why they went broke. The music was too noisy.
Speaker 10 (22:33):
Well, what's the way they played?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Got to do with that?
Speaker 8 (22:36):
Don't you see? Those are all trick instruments.
Speaker 12 (22:38):
When you press certain keys on them, all kinds of
screwing noises come out.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Gosh, well, that wouldn't be any good for the mayor.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
He likes simplonic music. I'm going to do now, gee.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
I don't know. Wait a minute, maybe we could borrow
some instruments from Hurley's music st around the corner.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I wouldn't hurt to ask.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
Come on, mister Fisher will be back from lunch any minute.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Won't do no hard to let the store alone for
a few seconds. We can go out the back way
as quicker through the alleys.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Well, if you think it's all right to leave the
story stress, Oh, Stretch, Stretch, not grass. That's funny. The
place is empty. I wonder where Stretch is.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
He probably took some instruments down to the laundro mat.
But we can't wait for him, mister Boynton. We'll just
take whatever instruments we find in the window. I'll tell
mister Fisher about it later.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Boh, he's only got about five or six instruments here.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yes, but one of them's a tuba, and there's a
trombone and a trumpet. You'd be surprised what a good
brass section can do. Come on, mister Boynton, we're gonna
serenade the mayor like he's never been serenaded before.
Speaker 15 (23:54):
Well, miss Brooks, mister Boydon, I see you got the
students all lined up, Yes, mister content according to the schedule,
the Mayor's car should be only three or four blocks away.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Get how I wish I could be riding in it,
great man mayd of it. Oh yes, indeed, mister conquer.
I'm going to get the band together and lead them
right up here to the curb. Get everyone quiet, mister.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
Boyden, yes, sir, now now quiet down, boys and girls quiet?
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Do you have a looking over for you? Miss Brooks.
Speaker 12 (24:16):
I try to borrow some instruments from Hurley's music store,
but he wouldn't give it to me without no deposit.
Speaker 8 (24:20):
Susi's still over there arguing with him, or she.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Doesn't have to bother. Stretch, mister Barton and I took
all the instruments we need out of mister Fisher's window.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
What but those are trick instruments. They were hawked by
Daffy De Lady.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Stretch, you mean those instruments can't be played well.
Speaker 12 (24:36):
They can be played all right, but I don't guarantee
what'll come out, especially the tuba.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
When you press the middle valve down, a charge of
explosive goes off inside the horn.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
Oh no, I've got to get to that band before
mister Bion places everybody step back, trumpet, You and tombone
get a little closer to mister Conklin.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I've got to talk to you right away, sir. It's
about what are you doing with that tuba.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I'm going to play it, miss Brooke.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Oh, but sir, you can't.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Oh, I can't try your information, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 15 (25:06):
I have been playing the two ver since before you have,
since you were in your early twenties.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh you have, yes, I have.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well play it in good health.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
And here comes the Mayor's card.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Jain, Oh, thank you, dear, thank you.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
Now remember orchestra, I'm the last four bars. You all
drop out for my solo, your honor.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Wait a moment, your honor. Look look the crisis lying down.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Ready everyone remember, now play softly and with great dignity.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
A one, A two, quick, Daddy, the Mayor's car is
(26:14):
starting to go again.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Better take your.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Solos, all right, Harry.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
Oh, look's what happened.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Your daddy got his wish, Harriet. He's now riding in
the Mayor's car.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Ebony. All this book returns in just a moment.
Speaker 12 (26:55):
But first, dream Girl, dream Girl, beautiful Luster cream Girl.
Speaker 16 (27:05):
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Speaker 12 (27:53):
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Speaker 8 (28:01):
You oh your crowning glory.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
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Speaker 1 (28:11):
And now once again here is our miss Brooks. Well.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
The explosion during mister Conkland's solo was nothing compared to
the one after the Mayor had passed by the three
of us, mister Conklin, myself and the Tuba had just
entered his office.
Speaker 15 (28:26):
I hold you completely responsible for this disgraceful exhibitionist, Brooks.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Mister Conklin, the culprit who set.
Speaker 15 (28:31):
Off that giant firecracker when I began to play the
tuba must be apprehended and punished.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
But sir, there was no culprit. You did it yourself.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Oh I did?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
And how may I ask?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Did I accomplish this miracle by pressing this little valve here?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
No, sir, not that one.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Then was it this one here?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, sir, not that one?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Well, then it must have been this one.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yes, sir, that's the one.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
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Speaker 8 (30:02):
His beautiful wife. Tune in Tuesday evening.
Speaker 17 (30:04):
Over most of these same stations, and be with us
again next week at the same time, or another comedy
episode of our Miss Brooks bab Lemon speaking.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
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