August 9, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bring you Are, Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Our.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, is
as sociable as the next teacher, especially if the next
teacher happens to be mister Philip Boynton. But unfortunately, mister Boynton,
who teaches Biology at Madison, is a rather shy individual.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yes, Indeed, for a fellow who spends so much time
studying life, he certainly manages to get very little on him.
Because there are rumors around the school and I'm that
way about mister Bornton.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Now I don't know exactly what.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That way means, but a feeling that way means feeling
this way, then I guess I'm that way about mister Way. Anyway,
last week he accepted my invitation to invite me to
the faculty dance Saturday night, and so bright and early
Saturday morning, I asked one of my pupils, Walter Denthon,
to drive me down to the beauty parlor in his jealoppe.
(01:11):
Unlike the New Hudson, Walter's car isn't one you step
down into his car. Most people back away from It's
a very streamlined little job. No windows, no top, and
no windshield. All in all, it's the coldest hot rod
in town.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
If it's too cool for you, Miss Brooks, I can
put up the top.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
The top.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Where is that in the back on the floor?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
No thanks, Walter.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It doesn't matter how my hair looks now, Antoaden will
change me into something believable. I appreciate your giving me
this lift today, Walter.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Oh, it's a pleasure, miss Brooks, a pleasure and a privilege,
because I'm so fond of you, both as a person
and a teacher. You know, that's one thing about Madison High.
They sure got some wonderful tea. Now take mister Boynton.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Granted, he sure is tops.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
I ran into him the other night at the movies.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Incidentally, he was with another member of the faculty, Miss Enright.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Please, Walter, not so soon after breakfast.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I forgot you and miss Enright aren't exactly stuck on
each other.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Lad Walter, is an understatement. Now let's just forget about her,
shall we.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Sure I'll be happy to forget about her.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
I never think about her much anyway, Fine, Walter, yeah,
or she sitting close to mister Boyton, the lady we
decided to forget about.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Well, I can practically.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Give you a blow by blow because I sat right
behind him in the movie.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
And what's your report?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
G two?
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Nothing.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
They were so dull I spent half my time watching
the picture.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You should have asked for your money back.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
Of course, she did whisper a couple of things into
his ear, but I couldn't hear what they were very well.
She has a funny way of purring when she talks.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
There's nothing funny about it.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
To her.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Purring comes naturally.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
She tried to hold mister Boyton's hand once or twice,
but she didn't quite make it.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Why not most of the time he had it in
a bag of popcorn.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Well, would curve right if she got salt all over
her manicure. Here's the beauty parlor, Waller. Would it be
convenient for you to pick me up in a couple
of hours?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Oh sure, sure.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I gotta get a haircut anyhow, and I usually go
to Barney's barbershop right down the street. I was thinking
of getting a butcher haircut this time.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
From what I've seen of the kids, who get their
haircut at Barney's. He can butcher up any kind of
a haircut.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Hello, Antoine, Well if it isn't miss Brooks, A long time,
no see like the man says?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
What man?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh, there you go. You're not in my shop two minutes.
You're pulling my leg. But I don't care. I'm delighted
to see you at any time. You're such a challenge
to a beautician. Yes, you see. You come into my
shop so infrequently I have to start from scratch each time.
Of course, you do have a load of natural beauty,
(04:11):
thanks loads, But then so does a rose buds, and
even it, with all its natural loveliness, must be properly
and frequently cared for. In order to retain that beauty,
its soil must be irrigated, It's roots watered, its leafy
branches gently sprinkled.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Well, don't stand there. Turn the hose on me.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Before I assign you to a booth. Tell me, miss Brookes,
what prompted you to come in this morning?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh it's very simple, Antron.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
There's a faculty dance at Madison High tonight, and I
thought it would be nice to look like a human being.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
All the big jobs they bring to antoine Well, no matter,
it's a feeble artist, indeed, who cannot rise above his subject.
I shall make you my masterpiece. All I ask in
is that you promised to visit Antoinees once a week.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Aren't you forgetting something? I'm a school teacher, you know.
It isn't an accident that we of the faculty have
a faculty for always looking like the faculty, beauty for hers,
or a luxury we can rarely afford.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, apparently that doesn't apply to all teachers.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
One of my best.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Customers is a teacher. In fact, she has an appointment
here in a few minutes, a miss Enright.
Speaker 10 (05:22):
Do you know her? Yes?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
We both teach English at Madison.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh, then you and miss Enright have something in common.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I suppose you could call in that.
Speaker 10 (05:31):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh, she's a wonderful person, very active in the Parent
Teachers Association and in all sorts of civic functions. What
do you think of her?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
She's fine, good teacher.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It confidentially I don't like her either. Then, even though
I should be grateful for the new customers I get
through her connections, I can't help feeling that she's very overbearing.
That's my honest opinion, and when it comes to people,
I believe that honesty is the best policy.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
Well here I am Antoine missing right, How wonderful to
see you.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Policy? Just laugh, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 11 (06:09):
What are you doing in a beauty parlor?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh? I just thought i'd let Antoine do a little
lil a guilding.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I haven't started yet. I'm going to make miss Brooks
look like a thing of beauty.
Speaker 11 (06:19):
Is there time.
Speaker 12 (06:23):
Saturday?
Speaker 11 (06:24):
You know we have to be back at school by Monday.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Antoine's going to put more men on the job.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Well, if you'll excuse me for a moment, I'll arrange
boot three for.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You, Missa.
Speaker 11 (06:39):
Oh do that, Antoine, Miss Brooks, Now that we're alone,
there's something I think you should know.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
That you were at the movies with mister Boyn last night. Well,
how did you were there too? No, just my emissary,
I must.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
Admit, Miss Brooks. I thought you'd be a little more
upset about it.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Upset me because mister Boynt, who is to go out
with another English teacher?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Of course I'm not upset. In fact, I had quite
a laugh over it, alas I thought i'd split my infinitive.
You see, I happen to know that mister Boynton once
heard the expression let's.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Live a little.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yes, so that's what he does. He lives as little
as possible.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
No, I'm not worried about what mister Boynton does when
he's not with me.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
Look, miss Brooks, I like to do things in an
open and above board manner. I'm going to lay my
cards on the table.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Good, take them out of your sleeve and deal. What's
the first card?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Just this.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
I know you've booked mister Boynton for the faculty dance tonight,
but remember there's always tomorrow, and I don't give up easily.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Well, good for you, salty nails.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Don't underestimate me, my dear.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
The next time mister Boynton.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
And I walk down the middle aisle, it may not.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Be in a theater, be sure to invite me to
the wedding. And this end right.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
If you ever become a mother, remember i'd love one
of the kittens.
Speaker 11 (08:12):
Coming, Antoine, I'll see you and mister Boynton.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
It's the dance, Miss Brooks. I'll be looking forward to
it with considerable revulsions.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh oh for three, here it is, Sit right down here,
miss heinright, Antoine, before you do anything for me.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
I want you to take care of Miss Brooks, but
you're will Wait, there's a certain way I want you
to take care of Miss Brooks. First of all, I
want you to comb her hair up in back and
give her bangs in front, but.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That wouldn't suit her face at all exactly.
Speaker 11 (08:45):
Then I want you to be sure and see that
she's got pounds of makeup on, telling you of rouge
eyeshadow everything.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
But you won't like that.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Neither will mister Boynton.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
I know the type, and whatever you do, don't let
Miss Brooks look into a mirror. Tell her, Tell her
to wait for her first reaction from a member of
the opposite sex.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Put miss in right. Suppose she doesn't.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Want me, she'll agree to anything you suggest.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
She knows you're an expert beautician.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well then how can I betray her faith in me?
Speaker 10 (09:10):
I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Traitor, a despicable traitor.
Speaker 11 (09:13):
Andron dozens of women patronize this shop at my suggestion,
and at my suggestion they go elsewhere. Now are you
going to give Miss Brooks the works or not?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, Benedict Arnold made a nice living for years.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
There.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
We are all Phinney's. Remember now no mirrors, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
All right andern if you say so, I'll leave it
up to the public. There's Walter parked as usual, right
in front of a fire plug. Well here I am.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Let's go a sorry lady, I'm waiting for Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Take another look, Walter, it's me.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Holy cow, get in quick.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
I'll take you to the receiving hospital for better Yet,
I'll give you first aid. I'm the Red Cross chairman
of our crash.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
You know, well, why do I need first aid?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Your mouth it's all cut.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Oh yeah, you're just not used to seeing me with
lipstick on.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
Start the car, Walter.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I didn't intend to take so long. Missus Davis will
be wondering what happened to me When she sees you.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
She'll still be wondering. Gosh, that hair comb? Those bangs?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
What's wrong with these bangs? Are they too long?
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Or In all the time you've known me, Miss Brooks,
have I ever consciously been fresher tried to hurt your feelings?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
No, Walter, never, And.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
I can answer your question.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Honestly, they're not long enough. They're frustrating, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
But you're talking about Walter.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
When they start out all right, but just when they
really get going boom, they.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Stop right at a tip of your nose.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Oh that's just a few hairs that were blown out
of place in the hopped up pipelate of yours.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
How do I look otherwise?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Or?
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Frankly, Miss Brooks, I thought you were more beautiful without
all that stuff. I mean, well, gosh, with your natural beauty,
you could have been a famous stage actress, or even
a model or a big movie star.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
I've often wondered what made you become a school teacher.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Anyway, I couldn't resist the money, our miss Brooks.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
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Speaker 3 (11:44):
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Speaker 1 (11:53):
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Speaker 2 (12:08):
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Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oily skin looked less oily, dull, drab skin wonderfully brighter.
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Speaker 3 (12:18):
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Speaker 1 (12:31):
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(12:53):
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Speaker 2 (12:54):
Rules from your dealer.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now you may win a fortune in cash.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Well Walter took me home from Antoine and as my
new bangs and I entered the front door my Landlady
Missus Davis came out of the living room.
Speaker 13 (13:13):
Call Missus Davis or how do you do madam? If
you're looking for Miss Brooks, she isn't in I'm her landlady.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Or maybe I can refresh your memory. Good morning, missus Davis.
I can't pay the rent till next week.
Speaker 11 (13:26):
Connie Brooks, where in the world did you get that make.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Up Antoine's beauty parlor?
Speaker 13 (13:31):
You didn't leave much there, did you, although I suppose
it is attractive to a mail By the way, has
he called mister boyt K You mean not this morning, Connie,
and I know why you didn't get any calls last
night either. Far I discovered our phone wasn't working, but
I fixed it about an hour ago.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
You fixed it years.
Speaker 13 (13:51):
I went downtown and paid the bill. You know, Connie,
as one gets used to your new look, it's not
half dead.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Or I should hope not. After spending three hours in
a hot boots. At least I can expect i'll get it.
Speaker 14 (14:05):
Hello, Well, hello, miss Brooks, this is mister Boynton. I
thought i'd better call to ask what time I can
pick you up tonight. I wouldn't want to barge in
without giving you ample time to get ready.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Oh, you can come over anytime, mister Borton. It never
takes me more than a few minutes to fix up.
Speaker 14 (14:18):
Well, then I'll be over about seven. You know I
tried to reach you several times last night, but your
phone was out of order.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yes, I just heard about it.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
I was quite disappointed when you didn't answer.
Speaker 14 (14:26):
But while I was combing some new white mice I've acquired,
Miss Enright dropped by and asked me if I wanted
to go to the movies?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
What did you do with the other mice?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Where did you go after the movie? Ice Cream Parlot?
Speaker 10 (14:39):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (14:39):
No, I was full of Popcorn's very good at the Paramount?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Don't they have a slogan that Joe's If it's Paramount picture,
it's the best popcorn in town.
Speaker 14 (14:50):
I don't know about that, Miss Brooks. But this wasn't
a Paramount picture. It's an independent. It was about some
girl with a lot of money who wants a sweetheart
to quit being a poor songwriter and work in her
father's doorknob factory.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
No, but he writes a big hit song after they separate.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
And when he's got as much money as her father,
he asks her to marry him again, and this time
she says yes.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I can't understand it.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Me either, sure to see the girl this fellow proposes to.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
She's got two inches of makeup on, and she wears bangs, bangs,
the most ridiculous looking get up you ever saw. How
any man in his right mind could fall for anybody
like that one? Well, I won't keep you any longer,
mis Brooks. I'll pick you up at seven.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Oh I wish I hadn't let Roller go home. He
could have taken me back to Antron's. I did hit Tony.
Speaker 13 (15:40):
Will asked Wood Conklin, how is Madison handsome principle today?
Speaker 15 (15:45):
Fine, margaret, I, as you know, my wife's preparing all
the refreshments for the dancer tonight, and she wondered if
you'd be kind enough to help her out with a
few sandwiches.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Why, of course?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
How good?
Speaker 13 (15:53):
Shall I make the same kind of sandwich as I
did last time? White seas and peanut butter.
Speaker 15 (16:01):
No, no, thank you, I've brought hello, mister Conklin.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Missus Brooks has been to the hairdressers. How good? Don't
she looks interesting?
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Well? I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's hard to tell.
Speaker 15 (16:13):
I can see you all right, miss Brooks, But how
in the world can you see me.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Oh it's easy, mister Concklin. I just blow a little
and there you are. As a matter of fact, I've
got to get back to the beauty parlor right away.
Do you think you could give me a list?
Speaker 15 (16:28):
I suppose, Oh, Miss Brooks and missus Davis, you will
find the ingredients for the sandwiches in this package right here.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
All right, that's good. I'll get started right away.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
See you need a push to buy, Missus Davis.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Well, come along, miss Brooks. I'll drop you off whitefish
and peanut butter.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
As I recall, mister Conklin, the beauty parlor is only
a couple of blocks past your house, so I won't
be taking you too far out of your way.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
That's perfectly all right, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 15 (17:00):
You'll forgive me for seeming so taken aback when you
first came in, But well you did look quite unlike
a school teacher.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Is that bad on Saturdays?
Speaker 10 (17:09):
No?
Speaker 15 (17:10):
In fact, I rather admire a woman who takes the
time to enhance her charms. Confidentially, I've been trying to
stampede missus Conklin into a beauty salon for years, but
she just can't see it doesn't believe in powder, rouge, lipstick,
none of the refinements.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
What does she want with refinements. She's got you, that is,
she's got you.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Excuse me, we're just passing my house.
Speaker 15 (17:36):
I always hank the horn when I'm in the neighborhood.
Gives my wife and.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Daughter a feeling of security. But as you just said,
Miss Brooks, she's got me.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
That's the trouble.
Speaker 15 (17:53):
She doesn't have to patronize beauty shops to hold on
to me, and she knows it. Of course, if she
had some reason to be jealous of me, she jealous,
Miss Brooks. Do you think that if Martha were jealous?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh pardon me, missus Conklin, But if you'll just pull
up here, this is Antron's.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Well, it's that little building with a dimple in the door.
Thanks for the lift, mister Conklin.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
You're welcome, Miss Brooks, and we can pursue the topic
of my wife's peccadillos at the dance tonight.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh definitely, I'm one of the best peccadillo dancers in town.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Well that does it, miss Brooks?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Am I completely playing again? Aron.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
If you were any planer, you'd plade right into the woodwork.
Speaker 13 (18:41):
You.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
I'm home, Missus Davis.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
He should be zack any Oh wait a minute, she's
a Alian.
Speaker 13 (18:46):
Come to the phone town.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
It's mister Boynton again.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
I wonder what he wants now, Thanks, missus Davis.
Speaker 14 (18:52):
Hello, hello, Miss Brooks. Missus Davis told me you were
at the beauty shop. I was delighted to hear that.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Delighted, mister Boynton.
Speaker 14 (18:58):
Yes, you see, I was afraid you might misc It's
true my remarks about the girl in the movie and
think that I dislike all spectacular hairdressings. Actually, the new
styles fascinate me.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
They do. Yes, what sort of hair do did you get?
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Well, what I got was more of a hair don't
but I'm sure you like what I'm going to get again,
mister boynhe.
Speaker 14 (19:18):
Oh mine, when we walk into that dance tonight, I
want those other teachers to really notice you.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
I've even bought a brand new blue Seirch suit.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
You think it'll fit me?
Speaker 14 (19:30):
That's a hot one. I'll see you at seven. Good Bye,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Good buy, mister Boynhe Well, back to the beauty parlor.
You know something, Missus Davis. What canny in moments like
these I almost wish I was missus Conklin.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
What am I saying?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I'll have to be going down to the gym now, moth.
I want to see if it's picked up properly for
the dance tonight.
Speaker 16 (19:58):
Very well, dance, Oh get the keys to your car.
They're on the table in the hall and osgood. I
must say. The car took a lovely polish. I got
a glance at her when you were driving past the
house with some woman.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yes, well, I was just you saw me driving with
some woman.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Matha, Yes, dear, I did well.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
There's no need to be jealous, of course, but she
was quite pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Don't you think I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
I was good. I didn't get a very good look
at her. I was carrying some cold cuts at the.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Time, if you must know, she was gorgeous.
Speaker 16 (20:29):
The cold cuts were quite popular last.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Year, don't do they the issue?
Speaker 10 (20:33):
Martha?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Who was that woman you saw me with this morning?
I repeat, who was that woman?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
Martha?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
What woman?
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
In the car with you?
Speaker 9 (20:45):
Well?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Really I was good.
Speaker 16 (20:46):
You drive so many women from the Board of education.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
This one wasn't from the Board of Education.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
PI from it.
Speaker 16 (20:52):
Oh, please, dear, you're leaning against the potato sounds.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Why don't you admit it, Martha, you're jealous.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Five loves of white.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
That should be enough.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Mother, I said you were jealous.
Speaker 16 (21:02):
Yes, Dad, Now Clare, did I put the rye bread?
Speaker 10 (21:05):
Mother?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
You're not even listening to me?
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Mee hello, Hello, all right? I mean hello, Harry.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Harry, as you've been cry?
Speaker 16 (21:15):
Is something wrong, dear?
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Everything's wrong?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Roller dain to me he had to pick up miss
Brooks before I saw he was riding.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Around with some creature Insang.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I'm going up to my room now, Mother, just tell
him I've taken a slow boat to China Mall.
Speaker 16 (21:33):
But after you brutal a file, please come down and
help me find the rye bread.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Mother, Now there's a girl who will make some man
a fine wife. Insanely jealous?
Speaker 16 (21:43):
Oh, I do hope I win the door prize this year.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Don't think I'm past noticing polkertude math. I'm still just
a boy at heart. Do you know why I gave
that other woman a lift in my.
Speaker 15 (21:56):
Car because she'd just come from the beauty shop. You
hear me, my, I was bedazzled. If it hadn't been
for all the powder and that starboard hair.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
That man of mine one the bone nowhere, nowhere.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
O, what's the use? Hello again, Miss Brooks, It Tilly,
prepare booth number four. And now then, miss Brooks, you
said on the phone you wanted something fascinating, So I've
decided to give you the famous Anton Marcel.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Is it really exciting? Antine exciting?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
This is the very same popure I copied hair by
hair from gorgeous George.
Speaker 12 (22:41):
Just give it to me and then I'll wrestle you
for the bill.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
It's ought to be a very successful dance, Miss Brooks.
Quite a few people in the.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Gym, Yes, indeed, mister b And at the sound of
the next voice, there will be one people too many.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
Good evening, mister Boynton.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Good evening, Miss Nwright.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
The next number is the World's.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Mister Boynton, is it yes? And I'm just dying to walk.
Well you do that, mister Boynton, and I will be
right behind you.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
Look who just came in.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
It's missus Conklin, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (23:23):
But in a back this evening gown and an upswept.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Here doo, and I thought I was overdone. Alongside of
missus Conklin, I looked like Carrie Nation.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
After a bad night.
Speaker 16 (23:34):
Hello everyone, Oh, good evening, Missus Connor, Missus Conson, don't
let me scare you. I got myself up like this
to teach os good a lesson. I wonder what he'll
say when he sees me.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Well, you won't have to wait long to find out.
He's coming over now.
Speaker 15 (23:46):
Hello, folks, I oh, I see we have a newcomer
in on'm it's standing charming, one of that os good
Conlin at your service, mister miss it's missus a missy,
it's well.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I'm delighted to make your cruit missus conflict.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Hello, i's good.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
What in the world your hair?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Well?
Speaker 15 (24:12):
If that is your faces a bold you?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You look lovely, my dear. I'm going to have every
dance with you tonight.
Speaker 15 (24:26):
Ohbiden, Oh yes, mister Conklin, I'd like you to take
over my duties's host at the front door, if you please.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh but sir, Miss Brooks and I were the door boyden.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
Yes, sir, I'm a long.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
Martha if it hadn't been for powder and that storeboard hair.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh, miss enright, yes, Miss Brooks, shall we dance?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Miss Brooks returns in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
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Speaker 5 (25:04):
Luster cream girl, to.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
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after a luster cream shampoo.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Only.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
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You owe your crowning glorious too, our last two cream champs,
and now once again here is our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Well, mister Boynton got away from the door just in
time to ask me for the last half of the
last dance.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You look lovely tonight, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
I feel I put you into a lot of trouble today.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Oh it was nothing, of course, I did lose about
five pounds, but it was mostly around.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
The scalp.
Speaker 15 (26:28):
At attention, Please, ladies and gentlemen of the faculty. It
is my pleasure at this time to announce the winner
of the door prize.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
He is none other than our Miss Brook.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
Congratulations, Miss Brook.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Thank you, mister Conklin.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I know you're all anxious to find out what the
door prize is.
Speaker 15 (26:46):
Well, I have here a ticket, Miss Brooks, entitling you
to one free treatment at ant One's Beauty Pology.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Mister Conklin, would you tell me one thing?
Speaker 10 (26:56):
What's that? Miss Brook?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Is this for putting on or taking off?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Next week?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Turning to another.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Hour, Miss bookshoe brought you by Pamala Kauf your Beauty
Hawk and Roster Cream Campoo for soft, glamorous, caressible hair our.
Miss Brooks, starring Eve Arden, is produced by Larry Burns,
written and directed by Al Lewis, with music by Wilbur Hatch.
Mister Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler, Mister Conklin by
Gail Gordon. Others in the Knight's cast were Jane Morgan,
Dick Crenna, Lauria McMillan, Mary Jane Croft, Frank Nelson and Margaret.
Speaker 17 (27:29):
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Speaker 1 (28:06):
Or Mystery liberally sprinkled with laughs. Listen to Mystery and
Missus North, the exciting, fun packed adventures of an amateur
detective and his beautiful wife.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Tune in Tuesday evenings.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Over most of these same stations and be with us
again next week at the same time for another comedy
episode of our Miss.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Brooks bob Lemann speaking.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
This week marks the thirty seventh anniversary of the Girl
Scouts and the Colgate prom Mollipede Company takes this opportunity
to wish a very happy birthday to all Girl Scouts
of America, whose fine program trains the girls of today
to be better citizens in the world of tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bring you Are, Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Our.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, is
as sociable as the next teacher, especially if the next
teacher happens to be mister Philip Boynton. But unfortunately, mister Boynton,
who teaches Biology at Madison, is a rather shy individual.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yes, Indeed, for a fellow who spends so much time
studying life, he certainly manages to get very little on him.
Because there are rumors around the school and I'm that
way about mister Bornton.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Now I don't know exactly what.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That way means, but a feeling that way means feeling
this way, then I guess I'm that way about mister Way. Anyway,
last week he accepted my invitation to invite me to
the faculty dance Saturday night, and so bright and early
Saturday morning, I asked one of my pupils, Walter Denthon,
to drive me down to the beauty parlor in his jealoppe.
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Unlike the New Hudson, Walter's car isn't one you step
down into his car. Most people back away from It's
a very streamlined little job. No windows, no top, and
no windshield. All in all, it's the coldest hot rod
in town.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
If it's too cool for you, Miss Brooks, I can
put up the top.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
The top.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Where is that in the back on the floor?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
No thanks, Walter.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It doesn't matter how my hair looks now, Antoaden will
change me into something believable. I appreciate your giving me
this lift today, Walter.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Oh, it's a pleasure, miss Brooks, a pleasure and a privilege,
because I'm so fond of you, both as a person
and a teacher. You know, that's one thing about Madison High.
They sure got some wonderful tea. Now take mister Boynton.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Granted, he sure is tops.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
I ran into him the other night at the movies.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Incidentally, he was with another member of the faculty, Miss Enright.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Please, Walter, not so soon after breakfast.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I forgot you and miss Enright aren't exactly stuck on
each other.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Lad Walter, is an understatement. Now let's just forget about her,
shall we.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Sure I'll be happy to forget about her.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
I never think about her much anyway, Fine, Walter, yeah,
or she sitting close to mister Boyton, the lady we
decided to forget about.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Well, I can practically.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Give you a blow by blow because I sat right
behind him in the movie.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
And what's your report?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
G two?
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Nothing.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
They were so dull I spent half my time watching
the picture.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You should have asked for your money back.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
Of course, she did whisper a couple of things into
his ear, but I couldn't hear what they were very well.
She has a funny way of purring when she talks.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
There's nothing funny about it.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
To her.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Purring comes naturally.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
She tried to hold mister Boyton's hand once or twice,
but she didn't quite make it.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Why not most of the time he had it in
a bag of popcorn.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Well, would curve right if she got salt all over
her manicure. Here's the beauty parlor, Waller. Would it be
convenient for you to pick me up in a couple
of hours?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Oh sure, sure.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I gotta get a haircut anyhow, and I usually go
to Barney's barbershop right down the street. I was thinking
of getting a butcher haircut this time.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
From what I've seen of the kids, who get their
haircut at Barney's. He can butcher up any kind of
a haircut.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Hello, Antoine, Well if it isn't miss Brooks, A long time,
no see like the man says?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
What man?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh, there you go. You're not in my shop two minutes.
You're pulling my leg. But I don't care. I'm delighted
to see you at any time. You're such a challenge
to a beautician. Yes, you see. You come into my
shop so infrequently I have to start from scratch each time.
Of course, you do have a load of natural beauty,
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thanks loads, But then so does a rose buds, and
even it, with all its natural loveliness, must be properly
and frequently cared for. In order to retain that beauty,
its soil must be irrigated, It's roots watered, its leafy
branches gently sprinkled.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Well, don't stand there. Turn the hose on me.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Before I assign you to a booth. Tell me, miss Brookes,
what prompted you to come in this morning?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh it's very simple, Antron.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
There's a faculty dance at Madison High tonight, and I
thought it would be nice to look like a human being.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
All the big jobs they bring to antoine Well, no matter,
it's a feeble artist, indeed, who cannot rise above his subject.
I shall make you my masterpiece. All I ask in
is that you promised to visit Antoinees once a week.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Aren't you forgetting something? I'm a school teacher, you know.
It isn't an accident that we of the faculty have
a faculty for always looking like the faculty, beauty for hers,
or a luxury we can rarely afford.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, apparently that doesn't apply to all teachers.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
One of my best.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Customers is a teacher. In fact, she has an appointment
here in a few minutes, a miss Enright.
Speaker 10 (05:22):
Do you know her? Yes?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
We both teach English at Madison.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh, then you and miss Enright have something in common.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I suppose you could call in that.
Speaker 10 (05:31):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh, she's a wonderful person, very active in the Parent
Teachers Association and in all sorts of civic functions. What
do you think of her?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
She's fine, good teacher.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It confidentially I don't like her either. Then, even though
I should be grateful for the new customers I get
through her connections, I can't help feeling that she's very overbearing.
That's my honest opinion, and when it comes to people,
I believe that honesty is the best policy.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
Well here I am Antoine missing right, How wonderful to
see you.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Policy? Just laugh, Miss Brooks?
Speaker 11 (06:09):
What are you doing in a beauty parlor?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh? I just thought i'd let Antoine do a little
lil a guilding.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I haven't started yet. I'm going to make miss Brooks
look like a thing of beauty.
Speaker 11 (06:19):
Is there time.
Speaker 12 (06:23):
Saturday?
Speaker 11 (06:24):
You know we have to be back at school by Monday.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Antoine's going to put more men on the job.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Well, if you'll excuse me for a moment, I'll arrange
boot three for.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You, Missa.
Speaker 11 (06:39):
Oh do that, Antoine, Miss Brooks, Now that we're alone,
there's something I think you should know.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
That you were at the movies with mister Boyn last night. Well,
how did you were there too? No, just my emissary,
I must.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
Admit, Miss Brooks. I thought you'd be a little more
upset about it.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Upset me because mister Boynt, who is to go out
with another English teacher?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Of course I'm not upset. In fact, I had quite
a laugh over it, alas I thought i'd split my infinitive.
You see, I happen to know that mister Boynton once
heard the expression let's.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Live a little.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yes, so that's what he does. He lives as little
as possible.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
No, I'm not worried about what mister Boynton does when
he's not with me.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
Look, miss Brooks, I like to do things in an
open and above board manner. I'm going to lay my
cards on the table.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Good, take them out of your sleeve and deal. What's
the first card?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Just this.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
I know you've booked mister Boynton for the faculty dance tonight,
but remember there's always tomorrow, and I don't give up easily.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Well, good for you, salty nails.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Don't underestimate me, my dear.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
The next time mister Boynton.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
And I walk down the middle aisle, it may not.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Be in a theater, be sure to invite me to
the wedding. And this end right.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
If you ever become a mother, remember i'd love one
of the kittens.
Speaker 11 (08:12):
Coming, Antoine, I'll see you and mister Boynton.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
It's the dance, Miss Brooks. I'll be looking forward to
it with considerable revulsions.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh oh for three, here it is, Sit right down here,
miss heinright, Antoine, before you do anything for me.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
I want you to take care of Miss Brooks, but
you're will Wait, there's a certain way I want you
to take care of Miss Brooks. First of all, I
want you to comb her hair up in back and
give her bangs in front, but.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That wouldn't suit her face at all exactly.
Speaker 11 (08:45):
Then I want you to be sure and see that
she's got pounds of makeup on, telling you of rouge
eyeshadow everything.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
But you won't like that.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Neither will mister Boynton.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
I know the type, and whatever you do, don't let
Miss Brooks look into a mirror. Tell her, Tell her
to wait for her first reaction from a member of
the opposite sex.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Put miss in right. Suppose she doesn't.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
Want me, she'll agree to anything you suggest.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
She knows you're an expert beautician.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well then how can I betray her faith in me?
Speaker 10 (09:10):
I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Traitor, a despicable traitor.
Speaker 11 (09:13):
Andron dozens of women patronize this shop at my suggestion,
and at my suggestion they go elsewhere. Now are you
going to give Miss Brooks the works or not?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, Benedict Arnold made a nice living for years.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
There.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
We are all Phinney's. Remember now no mirrors, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
All right andern if you say so, I'll leave it
up to the public. There's Walter parked as usual, right
in front of a fire plug. Well here I am.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Let's go a sorry lady, I'm waiting for Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Take another look, Walter, it's me.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Holy cow, get in quick.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
I'll take you to the receiving hospital for better Yet,
I'll give you first aid. I'm the Red Cross chairman
of our crash.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
You know, well, why do I need first aid?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Your mouth it's all cut.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Oh yeah, you're just not used to seeing me with
lipstick on.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
Start the car, Walter.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I didn't intend to take so long. Missus Davis will
be wondering what happened to me When she sees you.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
She'll still be wondering. Gosh, that hair comb? Those bangs?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
What's wrong with these bangs? Are they too long?
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Or In all the time you've known me, Miss Brooks,
have I ever consciously been fresher tried to hurt your feelings?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
No, Walter, never, And.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
I can answer your question.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Honestly, they're not long enough. They're frustrating, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
But you're talking about Walter.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
When they start out all right, but just when they
really get going boom, they.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Stop right at a tip of your nose.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Oh that's just a few hairs that were blown out
of place in the hopped up pipelate of yours.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
How do I look otherwise?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Or?
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Frankly, Miss Brooks, I thought you were more beautiful without
all that stuff. I mean, well, gosh, with your natural beauty,
you could have been a famous stage actress, or even
a model or a big movie star.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
I've often wondered what made you become a school teacher.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Anyway, I couldn't resist the money, our miss Brooks.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Sorry, Neve Mardin will continue in just a moment, but
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Speaker 3 (11:44):
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Instead use pal mally the way doctors advised.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
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this way for one two hundred eight twenty five women
with all types of skin young, old, dry, oily, normal,
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Speaker 2 (12:08):
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Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oily skin looked less oily, dull, drab skin wonderfully brighter.
Coarse looking skin appeared finer. Here's what the doctor's advised.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
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Massage with pal Molly's Wonderful Beauty ladder to sixty seconds
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Speaker 1 (12:31):
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Speaker 2 (12:54):
Rules from your dealer.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now you may win a fortune in cash.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Well Walter took me home from Antoine and as my
new bangs and I entered the front door my Landlady
Missus Davis came out of the living room.
Speaker 13 (13:13):
Call Missus Davis or how do you do madam? If
you're looking for Miss Brooks, she isn't in I'm her landlady.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Or maybe I can refresh your memory. Good morning, missus Davis.
I can't pay the rent till next week.
Speaker 11 (13:26):
Connie Brooks, where in the world did you get that make.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Up Antoine's beauty parlor?
Speaker 13 (13:31):
You didn't leave much there, did you, although I suppose
it is attractive to a mail By the way, has
he called mister boyt K You mean not this morning, Connie,
and I know why you didn't get any calls last
night either. Far I discovered our phone wasn't working, but
I fixed it about an hour ago.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
You fixed it years.
Speaker 13 (13:51):
I went downtown and paid the bill. You know, Connie,
as one gets used to your new look, it's not
half dead.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Or I should hope not. After spending three hours in
a hot boots. At least I can expect i'll get it.
Speaker 14 (14:05):
Hello, Well, hello, miss Brooks, this is mister Boynton. I
thought i'd better call to ask what time I can
pick you up tonight. I wouldn't want to barge in
without giving you ample time to get ready.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Oh, you can come over anytime, mister Borton. It never
takes me more than a few minutes to fix up.
Speaker 14 (14:18):
Well, then I'll be over about seven. You know I
tried to reach you several times last night, but your
phone was out of order.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yes, I just heard about it.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
I was quite disappointed when you didn't answer.
Speaker 14 (14:26):
But while I was combing some new white mice I've acquired,
Miss Enright dropped by and asked me if I wanted
to go to the movies?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
What did you do with the other mice?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Where did you go after the movie? Ice Cream Parlot?
Speaker 10 (14:39):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (14:39):
No, I was full of Popcorn's very good at the Paramount?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Don't they have a slogan that Joe's If it's Paramount picture,
it's the best popcorn in town.
Speaker 14 (14:50):
I don't know about that, Miss Brooks. But this wasn't
a Paramount picture. It's an independent. It was about some
girl with a lot of money who wants a sweetheart
to quit being a poor songwriter and work in her
father's doorknob factory.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
No, but he writes a big hit song after they separate.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
And when he's got as much money as her father,
he asks her to marry him again, and this time
she says yes.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I can't understand it.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Me either, sure to see the girl this fellow proposes to.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
She's got two inches of makeup on, and she wears bangs, bangs,
the most ridiculous looking get up you ever saw. How
any man in his right mind could fall for anybody
like that one? Well, I won't keep you any longer,
mis Brooks. I'll pick you up at seven.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Oh I wish I hadn't let Roller go home. He
could have taken me back to Antron's. I did hit Tony.
Speaker 13 (15:40):
Will asked Wood Conklin, how is Madison handsome principle today?
Speaker 15 (15:45):
Fine, margaret, I, as you know, my wife's preparing all
the refreshments for the dancer tonight, and she wondered if
you'd be kind enough to help her out with a
few sandwiches.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Why, of course?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
How good?
Speaker 13 (15:53):
Shall I make the same kind of sandwich as I
did last time? White seas and peanut butter.
Speaker 15 (16:01):
No, no, thank you, I've brought hello, mister Conklin.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Missus Brooks has been to the hairdressers. How good? Don't
she looks interesting?
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Well? I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's hard to tell.
Speaker 15 (16:13):
I can see you all right, miss Brooks, But how
in the world can you see me.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Oh it's easy, mister Concklin. I just blow a little
and there you are. As a matter of fact, I've
got to get back to the beauty parlor right away.
Do you think you could give me a list?
Speaker 15 (16:28):
I suppose, Oh, Miss Brooks and missus Davis, you will
find the ingredients for the sandwiches in this package right here.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
All right, that's good. I'll get started right away.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
See you need a push to buy, Missus Davis.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Well, come along, miss Brooks. I'll drop you off whitefish
and peanut butter.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
As I recall, mister Conklin, the beauty parlor is only
a couple of blocks past your house, so I won't
be taking you too far out of your way.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
That's perfectly all right, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 15 (17:00):
You'll forgive me for seeming so taken aback when you
first came in, But well you did look quite unlike
a school teacher.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Is that bad on Saturdays?
Speaker 10 (17:09):
No?
Speaker 15 (17:10):
In fact, I rather admire a woman who takes the
time to enhance her charms. Confidentially, I've been trying to
stampede missus Conklin into a beauty salon for years, but
she just can't see it doesn't believe in powder, rouge, lipstick,
none of the refinements.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
What does she want with refinements. She's got you, that is,
she's got you.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Excuse me, we're just passing my house.
Speaker 15 (17:36):
I always hank the horn when I'm in the neighborhood.
Gives my wife and.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Daughter a feeling of security. But as you just said,
Miss Brooks, she's got me.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
That's the trouble.
Speaker 15 (17:53):
She doesn't have to patronize beauty shops to hold on
to me, and she knows it. Of course, if she
had some reason to be jealous of me, she jealous,
Miss Brooks. Do you think that if Martha were jealous?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh pardon me, missus Conklin, But if you'll just pull
up here, this is Antron's.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Well, it's that little building with a dimple in the door.
Thanks for the lift, mister Conklin.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
You're welcome, Miss Brooks, and we can pursue the topic
of my wife's peccadillos at the dance tonight.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh definitely, I'm one of the best peccadillo dancers in town.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Well that does it, miss Brooks?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Am I completely playing again? Aron.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
If you were any planer, you'd plade right into the woodwork.
Speaker 13 (18:41):
You.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
I'm home, Missus Davis.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
He should be zack any Oh wait a minute, she's
a Alian.
Speaker 13 (18:46):
Come to the phone town.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
It's mister Boynton again.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
I wonder what he wants now, Thanks, missus Davis.
Speaker 14 (18:52):
Hello, hello, Miss Brooks. Missus Davis told me you were
at the beauty shop. I was delighted to hear that.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Delighted, mister Boynton.
Speaker 14 (18:58):
Yes, you see, I was afraid you might misc It's
true my remarks about the girl in the movie and
think that I dislike all spectacular hairdressings. Actually, the new
styles fascinate me.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
They do. Yes, what sort of hair do did you get?
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Well, what I got was more of a hair don't
but I'm sure you like what I'm going to get again,
mister boynhe.
Speaker 14 (19:18):
Oh mine, when we walk into that dance tonight, I
want those other teachers to really notice you.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
I've even bought a brand new blue Seirch suit.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
You think it'll fit me?
Speaker 14 (19:30):
That's a hot one. I'll see you at seven. Good Bye,
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Good buy, mister Boynhe Well, back to the beauty parlor.
You know something, Missus Davis. What canny in moments like
these I almost wish I was missus Conklin.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
What am I saying?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I'll have to be going down to the gym now, moth.
I want to see if it's picked up properly for
the dance tonight.
Speaker 16 (19:58):
Very well, dance, Oh get the keys to your car.
They're on the table in the hall and osgood. I
must say. The car took a lovely polish. I got
a glance at her when you were driving past the
house with some woman.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yes, well, I was just you saw me driving with
some woman.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Matha, Yes, dear, I did well.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
There's no need to be jealous, of course, but she
was quite pretty.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Don't you think I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
I was good. I didn't get a very good look
at her. I was carrying some cold cuts at the.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Time, if you must know, she was gorgeous.
Speaker 16 (20:29):
The cold cuts were quite popular last.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Year, don't do they the issue?
Speaker 10 (20:33):
Martha?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Who was that woman you saw me with this morning?
I repeat, who was that woman?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
Martha?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
What woman?
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
In the car with you?
Speaker 9 (20:45):
Well?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Really I was good.
Speaker 16 (20:46):
You drive so many women from the Board of education.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
This one wasn't from the Board of Education.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
PI from it.
Speaker 16 (20:52):
Oh, please, dear, you're leaning against the potato sounds.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Why don't you admit it, Martha, you're jealous.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Five loves of white.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
That should be enough.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Mother, I said you were jealous.
Speaker 16 (21:02):
Yes, Dad, Now Clare, did I put the rye bread?
Speaker 10 (21:05):
Mother?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
You're not even listening to me?
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Mee hello, Hello, all right? I mean hello, Harry.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Harry, as you've been cry?
Speaker 16 (21:15):
Is something wrong, dear?
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Everything's wrong?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Roller dain to me he had to pick up miss
Brooks before I saw he was riding.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Around with some creature Insang.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I'm going up to my room now, Mother, just tell
him I've taken a slow boat to China Mall.
Speaker 16 (21:33):
But after you brutal a file, please come down and
help me find the rye bread.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Mother, Now there's a girl who will make some man
a fine wife. Insanely jealous?
Speaker 16 (21:43):
Oh, I do hope I win the door prize this year.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Don't think I'm past noticing polkertude math. I'm still just
a boy at heart. Do you know why I gave
that other woman a lift in my.
Speaker 15 (21:56):
Car because she'd just come from the beauty shop. You
hear me, my, I was bedazzled. If it hadn't been
for all the powder and that starboard hair.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
That man of mine one the bone nowhere, nowhere.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
O, what's the use? Hello again, Miss Brooks, It Tilly,
prepare booth number four. And now then, miss Brooks, you
said on the phone you wanted something fascinating, So I've
decided to give you the famous Anton Marcel.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Is it really exciting? Antine exciting?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
This is the very same popure I copied hair by
hair from gorgeous George.
Speaker 12 (22:41):
Just give it to me and then I'll wrestle you
for the bill.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
It's ought to be a very successful dance, Miss Brooks.
Quite a few people in the.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Gym, Yes, indeed, mister b And at the sound of
the next voice, there will be one people too many.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
Good evening, mister Boynton.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Good evening, Miss Nwright.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
The next number is the World's.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Mister Boynton, is it yes? And I'm just dying to walk.
Well you do that, mister Boynton, and I will be
right behind you.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
Look who just came in.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
It's missus Conklin, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (23:23):
But in a back this evening gown and an upswept.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Here doo, and I thought I was overdone. Alongside of
missus Conklin, I looked like Carrie Nation.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
After a bad night.
Speaker 16 (23:34):
Hello everyone, Oh, good evening, Missus Connor, Missus Conson, don't
let me scare you. I got myself up like this
to teach os good a lesson. I wonder what he'll
say when he sees me.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Well, you won't have to wait long to find out.
He's coming over now.
Speaker 15 (23:46):
Hello, folks, I oh, I see we have a newcomer
in on'm it's standing charming, one of that os good
Conlin at your service, mister miss it's missus a missy,
it's well.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I'm delighted to make your cruit missus conflict.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Hello, i's good.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
What in the world your hair?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Well?
Speaker 15 (24:12):
If that is your faces a bold you?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You look lovely, my dear. I'm going to have every
dance with you tonight.
Speaker 15 (24:26):
Ohbiden, Oh yes, mister Conklin, I'd like you to take
over my duties's host at the front door, if you please.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh but sir, Miss Brooks and I were the door boyden.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
Yes, sir, I'm a long.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
Martha if it hadn't been for powder and that storeboard hair.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh, miss enright, yes, Miss Brooks, shall we dance?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Miss Brooks returns in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
But first, cream Girl Dream girl, Beautiful.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Luster cream girl, to.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Night show him how much lovelier your hair can look
after a luster cream shampoo.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Only.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
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secret ingredients plus gentle lanelun gives loveliness, lather even in
hardest water, glamorizes your hair as you wash it. Luster
Cream not a soap, not a liquid, but a dainty
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(25:33):
glistening with sheen, soft, manageable, give new beauty to all
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and be a dream girl. Dreamy girl, Beautiful luster cream Girl.
(25:56):
You owe your crowning glorious too, our last two cream champs,
and now once again here is our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Well, mister Boynton got away from the door just in
time to ask me for the last half of the
last dance.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
You look lovely tonight, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
I feel I put you into a lot of trouble today.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Oh it was nothing, of course, I did lose about
five pounds, but it was mostly around.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
The scalp.
Speaker 15 (26:28):
At attention, Please, ladies and gentlemen of the faculty. It
is my pleasure at this time to announce the winner
of the door prize.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
He is none other than our Miss Brook.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
Congratulations, Miss Brook.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Thank you, mister Conklin.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I know you're all anxious to find out what the
door prize is.
Speaker 15 (26:46):
Well, I have here a ticket, Miss Brooks, entitling you
to one free treatment at ant One's Beauty Pology.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Mister Conklin, would you tell me one thing?
Speaker 10 (26:56):
What's that? Miss Brook?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Is this for putting on or taking off?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Next week?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Turning to another.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Hour, Miss bookshoe brought you by Pamala Kauf your Beauty
Hawk and Roster Cream Campoo for soft, glamorous, caressible hair our.
Miss Brooks, starring Eve Arden, is produced by Larry Burns,
written and directed by Al Lewis, with music by Wilbur Hatch.
Mister Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler, Mister Conklin by
Gail Gordon. Others in the Knight's cast were Jane Morgan,
Dick Crenna, Lauria McMillan, Mary Jane Croft, Frank Nelson and Margaret.
Speaker 17 (27:29):
McDonald's men here is actual, factual proof of more comfortable,
actually smoother shaves by using palmlive rather shaving cream. Twelve
hundred and fifty one men tried the palmalave rather waiter
shave described on the tube, and no matter how they
(27:50):
shaved before, three out of four got more comfortable, actually
smoother shaves. Tried pamalave rather shaving cream. See if you
don't get more comfortable actually the smoother shave. The promo
of lather Shaving Preme Way.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Or Mystery liberally sprinkled with laughs. Listen to Mystery and
Missus North, the exciting, fun packed adventures of an amateur
detective and his beautiful wife.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Tune in Tuesday evenings.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Over most of these same stations and be with us
again next week at the same time for another comedy
episode of our Miss.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Brooks bob Lemann speaking.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
This week marks the thirty seventh anniversary of the Girl
Scouts and the Colgate prom Mollipede Company takes this opportunity
to wish a very happy birthday to all Girl Scouts
of America, whose fine program trains the girls of today
to be better citizens in the world of tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
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