Fun and Nonsense

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Introduction funny nonsense are a pair of merry little twins,
and when they come to visit us, they bring their
friends the grins. They're coming now to visit you. This
page will call the door to open wide. Just turn
the leaf. Why we'd have met before? The barber said,

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chocolate dropped the barber, Why bless my ugly soul. I'll
ask that stick of peppermint to be my barber. Paul
the refusal, Dear sweet lady Cracker, my passions you know,
and I scorn them. Judge Wafer, as you're locking in

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dow a hopeless case, What is the use quoth the
whitewash brush. I'll comb my hair no more for try
as I will to make it lie, it still stays pompadour.
The greenhorn a lettuce walking out one day lost its head,
so lost its way. A pumpkin happened on the scene

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and said it came from being green. Old mister match.
Old mister Match gave his head a good scratch, and
his face lighted up with a smile. It is getting
quite dark, but with my cheery spark, I will lighten
the day for a while. Thoughts unshrunk alas I fear

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my mind doth wander, and o'er this narrative I ponder.
I usually know what I have read, but this time
I have lost the thread. The miser the pocket book
has money on that subject. He has daffed, but when

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one strikes him for a loan, he answers, I am strapped.
Doctor Key's answer, shine inquired the monkey wrench of stately.
Doctor Key, No, replied the haughty soul. No monkey shines
for me. The chase mister Brush, on his steed, dashing

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with speed, was asked if he had time to spare,
said he with a smile. I'll be back in a while,
but at present I'm hunting the hare. A rising doctor,
doctor yeast cake, it's hard for me to speak, as
I haven't risen for more than a week. Take this, mister, ral,

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and never you fear you'll rise before morning, So be
of good cheer. The sailor bowled Pilot von Pretzels, a
crusty old salt who wears a rich shade of tan,
which he did not acquire at sea, by the way,
but in a warm baking pan overheard in the cornfield,

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said young mister Pumpkin to old mister Squash. Do you
think mister corn overhears what we say when we talk
of his self conscious stalk, and is moving Miss melinto tears.
I cannot decide, mister Squash then replied, but I've had
my suspicion for years because he's so tall he can

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lean over all. Then look at the size of his ears. Twins,
there go the scissor twins, cutting as ever. Some think
them sharp, but few think them clever. A sharp lover,
I dread you much, my little miss. You're such a

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dainty thing I fear, Although quite sharp myself, You've got
me on the string the greedy little pictures. Now, my
pretty little DearS little pitchers have big ears. But never
let me hear it said that your mouse are big.
Instead obliging mister Hammer. Old mister Hammer was so very

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very good that he gave mister shingle Nail a drive
through the wood the malicious brush. When poor little hand
Glass was loudly berated for casting reflections, the brush was elated.
The wise pen. There was a pen in our town,

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and he was wondrous size, for he knew just when
to cross his tees and went to Darty's eyes. But
one small thing he did not know, a simple thing
at that he did not know. Twas nice to wipe
his feet off on the mat. And of fun and
nonsense by Willard Bunty