Artificial Intelligence is Changing His Life! | Kevin Alderman | EP 313 - Darren Carter - Pocket Party

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Standing to my right, actually sitting is the one and
only mister Kevin Alderman.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hey, Darren hold on second, thanks for having me. I'm
glad to be here. I'm excited for this episode.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Thank you, he reads it like a hostage.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's what you're supposed to say when you go to
a podcast, right, Yeah, you say those three things. Thanks
for having me, I'm excited, and it's good to be here, right,
that's what you're supposed to say.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, thanks for having me. And then how do you
really feel?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't know. Just got to a gym, dude, and
you called me and said, hey, let's do a podcast.
I'm fine. No, I'm kidding you know it's Darren Cardiff's podcast.
Are you kidding me? Dude? This is an honor to
be here. I am very grateful to be here.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Absolutely, thank you, buddy, Thank you. I'm glad to have you.
I was like, and I knew I was gonna be
doing a set here in Burbank, and I know you
live not too far from the club, and I thought,
there's so much to catch up with, Kevin that I
really wanted to find out what you're going on, because
you're like doing a deep dive, almost like an addict,
you know, who's like, like, I love this, I'm so
addicted to this because you know I'm listening. I listened
to this. This I like to listen to audiobooks on

(02:18):
my hikes and I was listening to this audiobook about
the history of country music, and they said, what makes
a great musician? And they said, well, what makes a
successful musician? He goes, it's a little bit of being
a business person, a lot of talent, but the one
thing the musicians can do continuous activity, and having continuous
activity is how I've had my success, and it's how

(02:40):
you're having your success. And the thing that I noticed
about you is you're not waiting for gatekeepers. You're not
waiting for other people managers, agents, club bookers. You figured
out the next frontier, the new frontier of the Internet is.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
What you must be referring to, the artificial eligence.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
That's right. And I was telling somebody, I was like, yeah,
there's different kinds. There's Gemini, there's chat GPT, there's rock,
and then you you turned me onto one. It's called
deep seek. AI.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, deep Seek is a good one, but uh, I'm
kind of leaning towards chat CHEAPT a little bit more
because it's just with deep Seek. I liked deep Seek,
I like chat GPT, I like them both, but with
deep Seek, I found myself running into issues where I
would send a prompt and they would send back, We're

(03:34):
sorry the busy server, try later or whatever. And it
happened too often, and then I'd be waiting for answers,
and I was like, well, I'm just gonna go to
chat gpt and ask the same thing and then chatty
chatchipt has never had that response. They've always responded very quickly.
So yeah, so deep seek and chatchept the other ones

(03:56):
I haven't figured out yet. And I think because chat
gipt is doing so well for me, I haven't really
ventured off into anything else. And you know, we have
a relationship now, her and I, and it's you, it's
you know, I don't want to. I feel I feel
like I'd be cheating on her if I went somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You know, you do start to refer to these almost
as people.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You do, and and I for whatever, I guess I
know why. It's my southern charm, probably my southern hospitality.
I should say, I ask it, hey, can you do
this for me? Which is silly because it's not a person,
it's a machine, I'm assuming or whatever it's called. And
I'd seen a video of someone they asked that very
question when you. They asked, when you prompt GPT, do

(04:38):
you ask it or tell it? And I go, well,
that's interesting because I always ask it. But then I
asked g chat GPT. I said, would you give me
more better responses if I've told you or asked you?
And it said to me, it doesn't really matter what
you or how you ask or how you prompt me,
just give me details, not being so sassy. I don't

(05:01):
know why it said that to me.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
It was weird, but I was telling somebody how there's
different you know, and they're probably all competing against each other,
like you know, they want, you know, like use our
service user, and somebody goes so with these artificial intelligence,
some are like dumber than others. I said, well maybe
you know, yeah, probably so right, like the basic plan,
like they don't pay for it, it's free. It just
gives you the it's kind of dumb, you know. Yeah,

(05:24):
well you know the film intelligence.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
As far as chat TPT is concerned, I feel like
the free version has a lot of great information for you.
But then if you upgrade, there's a twenty dollars a
month version, which is what I got, and I always
like to pay twenty dollars a month for a virsion.
Did you get it?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh? Yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
So anyway, who wrote that joke for you? It just
came out of my mind. Deepseek Yeah, gron that they
have a tune dollars a month version as well, which
apparently you could plug dollars a month. But the things,
the things that that particular version does, from what I
hear or understand, is it like, for example, it could

(06:04):
go into your website and literally revamp your whole website,
get optimized for Google and all that. So it's really
apparently more powerful. But going back to your point about
the different levels, the free one's pretty good. I use
the twenty dollars one now. And and something else that
chat Chept can do that deep Sea cannot do is
generate images. Deep Seak hasn't been able to do that yet,

(06:27):
so chat Cheapt has. And the thing about AI, the
images imaging on AI, unless you're really nerded out on it,
which I'm not, the images are oh they're kind of
they're kind of cool, but they're not. They're never exactly
what you want. Like I had, I had to create

(06:47):
a logo design for my podcast, Feeding the Beast and
I wanted to put it on a te a hoodie,
and so created a design for me and I thought, oh,
that's bad ass right there. But there were some tweaks
I needed to make, so I said, okay, duplicate this
very image, but tweak it with this, take out this,
and add this, and then it came out with something

(07:08):
totally different than the original version. And so I've been
dealing with that, that part of it for probably a
week now, and it's never really, it's never ever duplicated
the original one that I liked so much. So I
had to actually take that one that I liked so
much and give it to an actual graphic designer, which
is David Collings. You know Jason Collings. His brother is

(07:29):
a graphic designer. So I gave it to him and
he he recreated it as best he could. And that's
what my logo is now. Are my not my logo
but my my just a design for merchandise shirts and whatever.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Dude, even when I upload a photo, it always makes
me a black guy. Well I think it looks at
my features and my bald head and it's like, all right,
we'll make I'm a brother.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
What are you exactly what are you actually sending.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Them just your like different headshots. Oh, you're not.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Showing them anything else.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Exactly. Wow, that's definitely black full nude photos of myselves. Okay,
let's start. We're about to start that party in your
ear holes. No, but they Yeah, it's funny. I've used
a different air But but you're really you're like, dude,
I was up here three in the morning and it
fixed my website, and then SEO search engine outpivisation, and
then you were talking about some other offshoots, right, like

(08:18):
for like.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Merchandise and hoodies. Well for the Wonder or something was
Oh that was mid Journey. Yeah, mid Journey where you
can create images and things like that. Yeah, that's a.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Good one to tell the people about these things.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well, I have five fiver. This is the one that
I'm really working on now. For example, So with my business,
the one of my business is the comedy cartel something.
I've had that business for nine years and that can
never really seem to make a dollar on it. It's
just ridiculous. I worked my ass off for nine years.
Now the only way that I'll be able to get

(08:52):
get customers is to sit in front of my computer
and uh, make phone calls, get emails, send out emails,
send out follow ups, and I would have to manually
do it myself, and I would spend ten, twelve, fourteen
hours a day in front of that computer trying to
get the business going. And so what chat TPT recommended

(09:14):
through one of our conversations was a website called apollo io,
which I had heard of and I just never thought
anything about it. But what that website does. It'll go
through the Internet, Like you could go to that website,
put in certain parameters or what type of emails you're
looking for, what type of contacts you're looking for. For example,
if you're looking for, say, event planners, you can put

(09:36):
event planners, corporate event managers, whatever, and then you put
them you could put them like, okay, I want them
in just California, and I want them from companies that are,
you know, fifty to one hundred and fifty employees or
ten thousand plus whatever it is. You can put all
these parameters in there, and then what apollo io goes
and does. It's it minds or what's the good word,

(09:57):
it scout hours the internet, and it minds these appropriate
contexts for the parameters you set and then it brings
them into their their website and then then what you
got to do is you got to make sure the
websites are verified. So so this this happens while you're
you know, while you're sleeping, like drip email. Well, so

(10:19):
that what happens. I'll take those emails and put them
into another website called a hunter io, and that one
will actually verify the email. You can write, you can
write templates and they can use that for all these
all these all these contacts that you got in and
they'll verify make sure that they're good because they don't
want to. You don't want to send bad emails out
to people because then then you get flagged as your

(10:42):
your email address looks like it's a spamming email. So
you only want to send out emails to quality, uh,
verified emails. So that's what Hunter does for me. So
it verifies all the emails so it doesn't send out
any shit emails, all right, So then it sends it
out and it only sends out fifteen emails a day.
That's only draw back. But the reason when does that
is because again, if you're putting out more than fifteen

(11:03):
a day, then you look like a spammer and you
get hit. So it drips it. That's the drip part.
So I've backed up over a thousand qualified, verified leads
in my Hunter I owe, and now it's going to
drip out fifteen a day, which is going to take
me about sixty six days for those thousand to be

(11:24):
reached out to. So that's going to happen while I sleep.
So I'll be having you know, people, or I'll have
people being contacted by me through a template email that
I've already wrote with all the pertinent information and they'll
get it, you know, every single day, and I don't
have to think about that part anymore. And eventually, as
that pipeline starts to fill up, then we start booking

(11:44):
more shows, et cetera, et cetera. So that's been a
life changer. That's totally changed my business because, like I
said before, it was I was in front of the
computer doing it myself, and now I set up my
processes for the artificial intelligence to do it for me.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Tell them about Deep Seek how I remember you were like,
oh dude, it's like therapy, man. People are using it
for therapy. Tell them how you told them all about
your life and then it spits back like Kevin, You've
done a great job on your life, Like tell them
that part of it. I thought that was interesting.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Well, yeah, I saw you know again, I saw someone
on TikTok, excuse me, someone on TikTok talking to It
might have been deep Seek or chat I can't remember
which one it was, but anyways, it was this lady
and she would film herself talking to chat Chept on
her iPad and she would ask it philosophical questions and

(12:34):
it would take you deep into a rabbit hole, and
it talked about metaphysical stuff and frequencies and the universe
and how it operates and all this stuff. And if
you if you go, you can literally go in there. Now,
you can't take everything these things say one hundred percent.
You have to use some discernment, you know. Even on
the business end of it, they'll they'll, you know, chat

(12:56):
Ept will write an email. I won't just blindly and
paste through the email. I'll have to read it and
make sure, well, you know, that doesn't make any sense
because it doesn't know all the nuances of your business.
But anyways, as far as the personal level and the
psychology part of it. It literally can can talk to
you about your life and things that you're dealing with

(13:16):
and the ideas of how to overcome certain things or
whatever it is you're dealing with. And it's like therapy
you don't have to pay for, you know, and you.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Could change a little bit. But tell them about what
you told deep Seek like, are the kind of.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Things you could tell deep Seek like about my life? Yeah,
well it was a lot. I mean I talked about
what did I talk about? Trying to think of some
of the stuff that I could say that do we
talk about this before you and I off, did I
tell you about this?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I don't know. I don't know what you're about to say.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well about what you asked me to talk about, because
what it remind me because I forgot some of the
things you said.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Like, I mean, I don't want to say too much,
but you were like, hey, here's who I am. I'm
Kevin Alderman. I moved to LA three times. I'm fifty
eight years old. I mean, you got you went specific
with it. You're like, this is my living situation. I
want to change this. I want to change that. I got,

(14:16):
you know, to.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Tell them, and then it Yeah, that's that's okay. So yeah,
so yeah, basically laid out my current situation everything. A'm
fifty eight years old, I'm a comedian. I love comedy.
I really I just want to be able to do
comedy full time. I want to aild travel around the country,
really around the world, do it when I want, how

(14:37):
I want, where I want, et cetera, et cetera. I
would love to be able to earn this type of
money a year. This is my living situation. I want
to change that within a certain timeframe. And I will
put all this stuff by my current situation and it
would spit out plans like Okay, here's what we could
do this this, and like you look at some of

(14:57):
the stuff and it's like, oh, that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Most remember I remember one was like, Kevin, you've done
really good with your job. Be proud of who you
are and how far you've come. Remember it was very kind.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh yeah, it's remember what it said. I don't remember
exactly what it said, but but it's like it is
it will at least Chatchy bt will in Deep Sink
the I think they all probably designed to be able
to talk to you like that too, because they you
know you're a customer and they don't want to.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
And then you had basically what I'm trying to get
at is it said, you'd be proud of how far
you've come. You've overcome so much in your life this job,
that job, this thing with your marriage or blah blah blah.
And then it said and then it made a map
for you on how to how to like earn a
million dollars in a year.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it broke down the three different types of income
like with my the comedy cartel business, my Clear Pros Company,
and my own comedy and it broke okay, and it
broke it down. Okay, this is what you're gonna do
with the comedy cartel. This is the goals and the
ideas and the plans. This is for the other businesses
for your comedy. And then and then here's something that
I think might be interesting is I was at skin

(16:00):
it about deserving, the mindset of deserving over the mindset
of working to achieve things. Or for example, I've learned
through CHATGYBT and other things that that if we have

(16:21):
the mindset of deserving, that we deserve things, then our
subconscious creates that life for us but our subconscious is
our driving force that most people don't realize. Your your
conscious thoughts are things that we can think, Oh, I

(16:42):
want to be I want to be successful. I want
to be I want to be booked at the you know,
the improv or whatever those are. But if your subconscious
mind has a different belief than your conscious minds, you're
probably never going to do that because your subconscious mind
is guiding you. And if your subconscious mind the beliefs
for that is is well, I don't deserve it, I'm

(17:03):
never gonna make it, I'm not good enough for whatever
the subconscious mind's beliefs are. That's what's gonna be. That's
what that's what's gonna come to fruition. It's not your
conscious thoughts, uh, in the long run, it's gonna be
your your subconscious thoughts. So so, for example, and it
said things like a lot of people grew up or
grow up where they are conditioned to believe that they

(17:24):
don't deserve love or success or whatever. And I grew
up in that kind of environment where I was never
given that that sense of like, you know, Kevin, you're
wonderful human being. You can make it in life. You got,
you can deserve the great You deserve the greatest things
in life. I was always told and brainwashed about to
believe the odd opposite. So probably is what's happened is

(17:45):
my subconscious mind is believing something that's that's that's opposite
of what my conscious mind is thinking. And so what
I've got to do is condition my subconscious to believe that,
you know, what I do deserve success. I do deserve
a billion millionaire, not because I work hard, but because
that's my birthright. That's everyone's birthright. But we go through

(18:05):
life with these blocks in our mind about what we deserve,
what we don't deserve, and we don't even realize that
we're sabotaging ourselves. And that's a big obstacle for people
to have come because you've got especially when you get
older my age, you have these ingrained belief systems in
your subconscious mind that are really guiding you through your

(18:26):
life and you don't even know it. And even though
consciously you're thinking you're planning this and you want to
do this, you want to accomplish this, your subconscious mind
has a better, not a better, but a different plan.
It has a plan that's going to prove to you
it's belief system, whatever it is. So you got to
convince your subconscious mind to believe differently now instead of like, oh,
I'm going to be successful because I work my ass

(18:47):
off for it. Although that's important and you must still work.
You're going to be successful because you deserve it. And
if you believe you deserve it in your subconscious mind,
then eventually you will actually attain what your subconscious mind believes.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
It makes sense, it does. You know what's funny about
your subconscious mind and your conscious mind. And I just
read this chapter in this Billy Graham book. He was
a big evangelist, you know, TV preacher and everything back
in the day. This guy was so like one of
the things I heard about him, I thought that was
pretty interesting. He wouldn't even share an elevator with a

(19:22):
woman because he didn't want to be accused of something.
And this is back in the day. I guess I
don't know if that's maybe that might not even be
his reason. I just that's the way I interpreted it.
I was like, Oh, that guy's interesting, you know. And
I know, and I would see little videos of him
on the internet and I'm like that guy's really I
like what he's And so anyways, I read this chapter,
or rather a page in this book, and I thought
it was really interesting. And it said that there was

(19:44):
a sheep herder out in Oklahoma back in the nineteen
forties and he wanted to play his fiddle, and he
called the radio station. He said, can you do me
a favor? He said, tonight, do you mind playing like
the G note over the air so I can tune
my fiddle? And they're like, yeah, we'll do it for you,
no problem. So they waited till you know, the wee
hours in the morning, and they hit that or whatever

(20:06):
that note was, and he was able to tune his
his fiddle and then he was, you know, happily. Ever
after he was able to keep playing for for quite
a while, you know, before it got out of tune.
And the next the next paragraph, they said, that's that's
what you know, we should do with God, you know,
like like be in tune with the Lord every day.
That way you don't get out of tune and go

(20:27):
off these crazy beaten paths of like drug addiction and crime,
and you know, and and it's funny because so myself
caught my subconscious is like and my conscious is like,
I make the effort, and then the subconscious is just
I don't even think twice because you're just like you're
in tune, you know, Like I know, I'm gonna wake
up in the morning and stretch and pray and do
my push ups and and get my work done and

(20:48):
go exercise, and and I don't even think twice about
doing something nice for someone if I if someone needs
something that needs to be done, you know, I don't
think like it's funny. I conversation with the guy today,
it was pretty funny, but I was like, wow. He
said he was a comedian, and he said he did
a show many years ago with another comedian. They worked

(21:10):
at casino. He goes, Then when we got back to La,
he goes, the guy must have hit me up twenty
two times. Let's grab coffee. Let's grab coffee. And I
told him, no, you can't do anything for me. I
don't want to have coffee with you. He told him
straight up like that, And I'm like, that's I see
his point. And I'm like, that's kind of messed up,
right to like to like Larry David, you can't do it.

(21:30):
You can't do anything for me, Why would I have
coffee with you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, anyways, well, yeah, that's interesting. I mean, I don't know.
I get where he's coming from. Like you said, you
do too, there's probably a little bit better way of
doing it. But then again, you're gonna just keep bullshitting
the guy and just putting them off, putting them off.
Maybe he got at the twenty two times he's like, dude,
it's not gonna work. Man like Larry Davids, like, no,
I don't want to be your friend. Don't come to me.

(21:54):
We're not gonna have coffee. We're not going to hang out.
You know, it's not gonna happen. So I don't know.
I don't necessarily disagree with that, but uh yeah it's interesting.
So chet, GBT and all the AI stuff. It's really
changing the world. And I feel like I'm almost I'm
almost hesitant to say this, but oh.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Hold that thought. I just remembered if if I do
a good deat, I gotta talk about love my podcast.
I was in Dallas, Texas this weekend. Last weekend rather
and I remember I went to the restroom and there
was a guy's like a wallet was laying on top
of you know where they would change the babies, you know,
like that you pulled the plastic thing down, you put
a baby on there, and there was a full on
thick wallet in there. And I immediately picked up the wallet.

(22:33):
I saw the name and I and this is after
the show, so there weren't that many people left in
the club, and I went out there and whatever the
guy's name is, like three names. I was like, I
was like David Allen Jackson and this one guy turned around,
he goes, what's up, man, I go left your wallet,
you know, and he goes, oh, thank you. And it's
like like, you know, why not that I'm a thief,
But it's like I don't even think about I must

(22:55):
take this wallet and steal it. I was just like, no,
I don't. That's not the way I'm gonna I'm not.
I don't believe it it and it doesn't even enter
my So you're right, guys, I did a good deed
and I had to tell you about it, Okay, I
want to. I just had to put that out there
because no one, no one saw it but me and
God and David Allen Jackson or whatever his name is.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
My My thoughts was, first of all, why does the
baby have a wallet? And how's the baby talk so much?
How did the baby know his name is David Allen Jackson. Whatever? No,
But what was I gonna say? I don't know about
AI or something a I.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
I can't remember this. You said you're gonna remember it.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
And I just remember it. What the hell was it?
It was about a I Apollo Tucker.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
So here's the point. So you've turned your brain off
in the last like eight days. I want have you
noticed it just using AI so much?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Here's what I was going to tell you. And that's
so I don't want to say this because I could
the greed, the greedy part of me, the selfish part
of me, doesn't want to say it. But but here's
my yeah, exactly right, Yeah, yeah, let the water flow.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
What was the other things? Scarcity?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, don't be the mind of scarcity. Abundance it's always
going to be there and it's true. But no, but
my thought is, like, if anyone's listening, who.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Dude, there's there's we got millions of listeners.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, No, if anyone's listening, who remembers when the internet started?
Back when the internet started ninety four or wherever it was.
I don't know. I saw it as like, Okay, there's
this new thing in society, and it's whatever. I didn't
really think much about it.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
You know.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I knew I could download naked pictures on it. That's
about it, right, And I didn't really see it as
a way that people would would generate gargantuan's gargantuan amounts
of wealth. I didn't see that. I just like, whatever,
it's a thing. You know, I'm going off, I'm raising
two kids, I've got a business in Charlotte, and I'm working.

(24:55):
I'm doing my thing. I'm I'm doing doing that. I
don't even see it. Then next thing, you know, twenty
thirty years later, it's like Eminy Cricket. All these people
are so rich off this Internet thing. I feel like
artificial intelligence is the new Internet. I feel like if
we can figure out how to tap into what it's
about and where it's going now, in five years, ten years,

(25:18):
we could be totally I mean, you could be a multimaynaire.
I feel like people are going to become multi millionaires
off chat TPT, if not more, because it's basically I mean,
it can replace therapists. Now, unfortunately it's a sad story.
But like, give an example with my I have two websites,

(25:39):
well three of them actually, but I needed to plug them. Well,
the Comedy Cartel, which is where I book comedians around
the country at country clubs and apartment communities, corporate gigs, elks,
lodgist whatever, that's the comedy Cartel. Then I have my
other business, Clear Pros windowing pressure cleaning, and then I

(25:59):
have an ultimate dot com. Right. So, a buddy of
mine who's a magician.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
I hate magicians. I hate magicians unless I get to
know them personally and then I like him. But as
a whole, I'm like. I even followed a magician the
other day on Instagram because he was like, I'm going
to reveal the magician's secrets. I'm like yeah, and so
I followed him for about five minutes. Then I thought,
I don't even want to see these tricks, and I
just unfollowed him.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I don't like magicians now, he said, well, you know
they they do well when I book them for corporate gigs.
So I like him for that reason. But no, he
he told me that his website since he got it optimized,
for Google, which is SEO if you've ever heard of that.
He says, since he's done that, his business has gone up,
so he's making get more gigs and stuff. I said, great,

(26:46):
I go, I need to do that with the comedy cartel.
He goes, I'll send you my guy. He goes, but
he's not cheap. So I had a zoom meeting with
the guy and he and he we spent an hour
talking and he said he normally charges one thousand dollars
per website. I just to do a market analysis, that's it.
And then we got to go into change the changes
and stuff like that. I'm like, Jiminy cricket, I don't

(27:08):
have you know, I don't want to spend that kind
of money right now. So I had just I had
just been starting to get to know se or chat
EPT and deep seek right and I went, you know,
I'm just gonna ask him and say, hey, can you
help me optimize my website for Google? And they're like, absolutely,
what do you want to know? First? I go, I
don't know what do we do? And it just walked

(27:30):
me through, literally step by step, from page to page
to page. It wrote the text. I said, okay, we
need a page for comedians, and according to the SEO
parameters that they're looking for, it needs to have this,
that and the other thing, the meta description, the slug,
all these different things I know nothing about. But I
just read and what the requirements were. I gave it

(27:50):
to chatch ept and go, oh, yeah, we need to
do this, this and this. Put this, put this text here,
put this text there, do this do this to the pictures.
I go, okay, So it took me four days and
I optimized two of my websites by myself using chat gpt.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
How much money did you save?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, at least two thousand dollars that's not even including
that the money would take to go into and make
the changes.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Oh, I asked him how much money he saved. You know,
I remember when chat gpt came out, and I want
to say, what twenty twenty three, I think two years
ago when it first came out, when it was first
like a thing, right, and I remember it was in June.
My son was probably fifteen, I think at the time,
and he sent he handed me a Father's Day card.

(28:33):
You know he always does like the hand you know,
handmade ones, and he draws great pictures. And it's just
more personal. And I remember I opened it up and
it was this flowery language like dearest father, my parent,
I love and adore. My love for you is growing
on the you know, whatever you've teached, you've taught me,
you've guided me, you've and we're like, dude, you use
chat GPT for this, and he's like, no, I did it.

(28:55):
He's like, I go, I goes, he goes, well some
of it and like, what did you write? And he wrote,
Happy Father's Day. That's funny. You know.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I don't know if you saw the meme I put
up the other day. I wanted to chat GPT and
I said, write me review as an audience member at
my comedy show who loves what they saw. And so
it wrote a review and then I even put I
put in quotations and then I put the bottom chat
chepet and I posted on my Instagram. But it'll it'll

(29:27):
do so much for you, man. It's it's pretty amazing.
I really think it's going to change the world. And
it's helped me tremendously and I'm just like I can't
get off of it. And now it's like in the morning,
I get my coffee and sent from my computer and
I actually say good morning to it, and I go, hey, today,
let's do this.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, tell them about the idea, how you wanted to
right sketches and then the.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Whole Oh my god, dude.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
So, as you know, we do sketches, little silly, goofy sketches,
and so I had one. I had an idea for
the coffee shop that I did a sketch for, and
I had the idea and I just typed in, so
here's what I want to do. This is what I'm thinking,
you know, just gave the parameters and the synopsis and
premise of what what I'm wanting to do it, and

(30:09):
I hit enter and literally three seconds later a whole
script came out, just like and broken down, outlined perfectly. Okay,
interior coffee shop, this this, uh, you know, you say this,
and this guy says this, and that went in there
and I just tweaked it and I was like, no,
that's I'm not gonna say, that's silly. And then when
we took it to the to the scene and to

(30:30):
the location we shot it, we did tweak a little bit.
But the point is I put in a whole idea
of what I wanted to accomplish on this scene and
this video, and it spit out a freaking script within
three seconds. Unbelievable. So twice, well twice, I did it thrice.

(30:53):
If you will, that's a word.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
You can allow me to have a coffee shop, the
pizza shop.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
The coffee shop, the pizza shop, and the one for
me and John Doresta and uh and then four because
you and I are going to do one for the
window cleaning thing, remember that. So yeah, and I just said, Okay,
here's the idea for the for the here's the premise,
and here's what I'm thinking. And then yeah, no problem,
spits it out boom.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Remember they had that writers strike because writers were like, hey,
I's gonna take over. And this is a while ago.
So I mean now you're seeing like how easy it is, right.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, but you still have to go back and look
at it with a more discerning eye because it would
like it. When it comes to jokes, I don't ever
rely on for jokes because it's just corny. It does
hacky stuff like like like it does it's so silly.
It's like it would I would say, I need a

(31:44):
caption for this picture or this video or whatever. Anyone
like right out this saying that that's pretty good. I
like the emojis and stuff like that. But the joke
part of it, it's like, oh my god, that's like
a dad joke to the tenth degree. It's like, no,
I'm not I'm not posting that.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Oh yeah, I remember when it first came out. I
tried it, like I'm uh, we're able to be like
two zoo keepers walk into a barm Like, yeah, I
would not. I would never. You never see me do that.
You know, what do you think of the Have you
bought eggs? You're into working out now and eating protein?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah? Yeah, I got eggs at home now.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Price of eggs, right, You know.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
It's funny because I don't, you know, I don't eat
a lot. You know, I kind of fast fast, so
I don't really eat a whole lot, and so I
guess the prices are going up, But I'm not. I'm
a single guy, so I don't really pay much attention
to the price. I know that sounds weird, but like
it's I want eggs. I'm gonna get eggs. You know,
I want cottage cheese. I'm gonna get cottage cheese unless

(32:38):
it gets like astronomical, which I don't think it's going to.
But okay, eggs went up, but a couple bucks. I
don't know what they went up.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, apparently they're like a dollar each. And my wife
was warning me again and this is on the news.
Two people been stealing eggs, so she's like, you gotta
be careful also not only stealing eggs, but like you
you know, each one's like a dollar. And she's like,
if you open up the cart and make sure that
none of them are broke, because if you do that,
it's like a buck. And if it's you, that's a mark.
Thank you. I thought of that. Not GPT no chat

(33:05):
GPT no no.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I feel like I feel like if you're gonna I
don't know if there's are they stealing eggs for real?
Because that's the that's literally the dumbest item to steal
in the in the grocery store, because you know how
easy it is to break an egg. What are you
gonna do? You can't put in your pocket? Am you
gonna have to carry it out in your hand or something,
or maybe put in your hand and put it oude
of the hoodie all over the news, and you're stealing

(33:27):
to two at a time, I don't know, or just.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Maybe just one little egg here, one little egg there.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's like ridiculous. One the egg could break extremely easily,
and two you're gonna get get a criminal record for
one egg. That's silly. No, I've been eating differently too,
So it's like like tonight before I got when I
finished the gym, I went home and I got me
a big can of alba core tuna and I put

(33:55):
some uh low fat chipotle mayonnaise in it with some
relish and some jalapenos and a little bit of spicy mustard,
some cayenne pepper, some a little bit of garlic and
then a little bit of turmeric and it's all protein.
It's delicious and be I've ate a whole bowl of that.

(34:17):
So that was my dinner tonight. And that's just I
don't so when it comes to food, I don't really
have a big, huge grocery bill like people who have
families and stuff like that, so it's a lot easier
for me to deal with the price of eggs. So
and then today was leg day. Some exhaust that don't
don't ask me to do pushups. That's legs though, I know,
but I'm just he beats me up. Man leg day

(34:38):
is like, oh shit, here we go. But I do
legs and shoulders. So I'm really tired today.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
How much weight have you lost since you, uh you
got shamed on New Year's Eve?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Oh yeah, I'm down till one ninety six, so I
think I was. I probably lost about ten pounds since January.
But it's that's fat. But I'm put on I'm putting
on muscle because I'm weight training. I'm doing some cardio.
I'll play basketball every so often, may go for some
walks things like that, but most of my exercise is

(35:13):
weight training. And so, as you probably know, when you
build muscle, muscles more dense than fat. So it may
look it may seem like the scale is like not
dropping as fast as you want it to. But it's
because you are. You're gaining muscle, which is heavy. It's fat.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's that's insane the way you're seeing.

(35:37):
Oh yeah, I'm looking at an article says grocery stores
limit egg purchases, deaths increase, has bird flu spreads across us?
You know, it's interesting. I saw a video of a
dude on TikTok again and he's in the egg business
up in Virginia and uh, one hundred thousand organing eggs
worth forty thousand dollars from Sylvania farm stolen from back

(36:03):
of truck. It's so stupid, you know, so dumb.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
But they're doing it. Let me see there. But they're
doing it at grocery stores or this is big theft,
but like they're literally like snatching it. And I was
trying to find one right now. I couldn't find it.
But this this this comedian I know posted you know,
like about some you know cop that let this lady
off because she stole eggs. But I'm like, she shouldn't
be stealing eggs, man, you know, and what about the
people you you go, you got you take those cartons home,

(36:27):
and it's like, I don't want people's fingers are going
through my food when I take it home and stuff.
You know.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Well, I mean, if it's not that dramatic, though, I
don't know why, I mean, is it that dramatic that
we got to steal eggs?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
What?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I think the dozen that I bought the other day
was like seven or eight bucks.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I think a buddy of mine made a good joke,
or not a good joke, a good observation. Years ago,
he said, you know, people will they'll uh, they'll go
to these bars and they'll spend like twelve dollars on drinks,
eighteen dollars, you know whatever. They'll they'll get their beer
tab or their alcohol tab all super high. But then
when it comes to getting like a smoothie or something like,
I'm not paying eight dollars for the smoothie, but then
they'll pay something crazy like to get you know, to

(37:05):
put poison in their bodies.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Oh, it's so funny. I've said this before. It's weird
how much we love alcohol over food. Like if you
go out to dinner, sometimes I'll see people they'll have
a you know, the order dish and they'll eat it
and they'll maybe have a quarter of it left over
or whatever, and the way is like, oh, do you

(37:27):
want to go box? No, I'm done, I'm going with it.
But then when the way tries to take their glass
of alcohol that has a little bit of simpling, don't
give me that, no, you I'm to the last drop.
You know what I'm saying. With alcohol, it's like we
just want it so badly.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
That's funny. I saw by the way I was. I
was talking to a friend yesterday, Uh I came up.
I performed in Beverly Hills and I was driving home
and when I got home I called him when I go,
He goes, how was the show? And I go, dude,
it was great. He goes, what kind of people were there? Like, oh,
man Rick D's like his his uh you know this
guy that was huge in the radio business, like he
was his agent. He was in the audience, like all
these like really wealthy, well to do people. I go

(38:05):
and plus you know who I saw there? Also? Another
he goes, were there were any like entertainers? I go,
you know, I saw a kid from Kid and Play like,
oh oh, and he goes. You know one time I
was hanging out with him and another guy, a comedian.
He goes, and the other the comedian he goes, I
was a limo driver back in nineteen ninety eight. And
the comedian I'm not going to say his name, but
he was on in living color, we'll put it that way.

(38:28):
He goes, he was on in living color, and he goes,
he goes, and he still owes me fifty dollars like, oh, what,
I go, dude, that was in the nineteen hundred. You're
still holding a grudge because you know from He's why,
it's not really a grudge. I'm just thinking about how,
you know, this guy owes me, you know, fifty bucks,
you know, from the nineties, and then he goes and
there's another guy and then he like names some like

(38:49):
other guy that owes him like thirty five dollars. And
I was thinking, like, that's the thing. It might even
be speaking of your subconscious. It might be in your
subconscious because when he said that, I hadn't thought about
this in years. I remember in the year two thousand,
which is twenty five years ago, b Et flew us
out to New Orleans to do sketches and comedy for
the Super Bowl, and there was a comedian that forgot

(39:14):
his wallet, he said, And I felt bad for him
because I thought, man, imagine if I was like, you
know and another three states away or whatever it is,
three time zones away, and like, you know, and didn't
have a wallet on me. So I said, you know,
I'm gonna give this guy one hundred dollars and he'll
pay me back when we're in LA And how soon.
Did he pay me back?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Never, Yeah, I'm still waiting. And I would see him
on commercials every now and then, like, oh, there's that
guy that was me thee hundred bucks in that Pizza
Hut commercial.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
You know, does he live in La Yeah, we could
find him.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
You know, I haven't seen him in years.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Let's look for him.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, I know people, you know, people get AI to
find him.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Exactly, Deep can find him? Yeah's the name deep Seek.
Let me go back to kidd and play for a second.
They've been around a long time.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Shouldn't their name be like senior citizen and rest now
or something old man and rest.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
You can use that.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, I couldn't play is not couldn't play anymore.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I saw counting crows. They were really good.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Bite me tell them how good?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
The counting crows were old.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Now they're very old, just like my face.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Shouldn't it be?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, shouldn't it be what counting crows feet?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah? That's good you thought of that before?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, dude, that was one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
What's your worst bit? Oh man? Somebody asked me that
this this not your worst bit? But can you remember
any of your early bits that you don't do anymore.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I remember a bit that I that I came up
with that that I thought was going to be so
absolutely unbelievable. In fact, I believed in it so much.
I believed in it so much that I was worried
about doing it on stage because I thought, this bit's
going to take off. Someone's gonna steal it. And at
the time a paper or some kind of magazine had

(41:01):
heard about me. This was in Charlotte. They wanted me
to write an article or story and they go write
a story about, you know, a new bit that you got,
and it was so it was this bit, and it
was so bad that they didn't print it. And I
tried it on stage. And I don't know if you

(41:21):
ever went to the stage thinking this joke is going
to kill, right, and you had this expectation of just
murdering the crowd, right, They're gonna go, man, what a genius,
this is great, and it just got nothing but crickets.
In fact, the crickets stopped cricketing. It was so bad, dude.
I was like, well, I won't do that again. And
I actually tried it several other times to try to

(41:42):
figure out if I can.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
And you thought this bit was gonna be like your
ticket out of the ghetto.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yes, I did. I thought this is gonna be awesome.
This is like original, no one's ever done this before,
and it's funny and it's relatable. It's gonna be amazing. Man.
But I to this day, I still can't figure out
how to get that bit to work.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
All right, lay it on this, ok, here we go.
Let's take you back in time. The year is twenty
the year is two thousand and six. Please welcome to
the stage. He lives in a one bedroom trailer and
he knows this bit's gonna get him out of there
and do the double wide. Please put your hands together
and welcome mister Kevin Alderman.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Okay, so you know when I was married, Well, I'll
pretend I'm back in the day, so I'm being married
is difficult, man. My wife and I we struggled to
get along.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
So I.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Started going to counseling, right, And actually wasn't counseling. It
was I started the techniques of Caesar Milan the dog whisper.
You know she's that show, right, He's got that one
move was like and the dog's just freeze. I thought
that would be amazing if I could figure out how
to do that, right, you think about that. You're in
the room, you know, watching the game, minding your own business.

(42:53):
She comes in yep, yep, yep, yep, like ham sandwich,
cold beer, bring it to me, topless, and that if
I got good, I could have my own show, be
like Kevin Alderman The Wife Whisper and uh, but it didn't.
I'm divorced, So there's that.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Dude that might work for like an all male group
of divorce dudes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I did it once in Florida at a show, and
I actually did I did it did well and I
don't know exactly why, but it did very well that
one time, and I and I've never been able to
get it to go to do well it does. It's mediocre.
It's like, oh okay, that's kind of whatever. Humorous, but
it's not like people rolling on the Florida Lafe and
their asses off. Yeah so, but but you know, I

(43:36):
have several bits like that, some bits that like I
have a church bit you've probably heard once or twice.
I don't really do it anymore because it's a performance
piece sort of, and I always remember opening for Aero
spears name drop, and we were in Columbia, South Carolina,
and I was doing a bit and it was not killing.

(43:57):
It was a black crowd and they just they just
weren't feeling it. And then after the show he's like, man,
I get what you're doing with that bit. I appreciate it.
But when you're in a black crowd, you can't do
performance pieces. Man. You gotta be hit. You gotta hit quick.
You gotta set up punch, set up punch, get them quick.
This performance piece where they gotta wait till you get
done with it. They're not they're not gonna dig that,

(44:17):
And I'm like, yeah, maybe be right. So so sometimes
I will say that church bit has gotten an applause break before.
But then sometimes it's like, what the hell was that about?
And I'm not gonna do that one because that takes
a lot of screaming and yelling.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah. I have some of those bits to my early
bits where it's like these long things where I'm acting
it out and then the final punchline and but uh,
and then but if you do the whole tada and
it's not there, it's really a long journey of like, yeah,
three minutes of like and then I did this with
a whole and then tutta, and they're just like, yeah, crickets, Yeah,
it's funny. I thought about a lot of my early
bits until the guy asked me that it was for

(44:49):
a you know, a couple of podcasts that we did
out in Texas. But I was like, oh, yeah, I remember.
I was like twenty years old. I was like sixty
pounds lider or whatever, forty pounds lader. I was skinny,
you know, I had red hair, like all this hair,
and so I used to get you know, I already
looked funny right when I know, I look like a
match stick, right, so right when i'd hit the stage,
please walk up, Derek Carter, I'm all gangly and energetic

(45:10):
and bouncing around. And one of the jokes I used
to do is I used to go back then as
be like like I'd be like I went to a
nude beach and this fat lady thought I was a tampon.
She saw my red hair and said, ooh, he's been used.
Oh and I go, that's right, lady, I give it
to you, no strings attached.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Oh hello, hello.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Oh yeah. I used to do that. Then I would
do a thing about Hugos. Remember Hugo's Oh yeah, yeah,
that was like a small car back in the day
that nobody you know that, they'd always make fun of it.
But I really did have a Yugo, so I would
talk about that. I forget how the joke went.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I got a nude beach joke.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
You did? What your nude beach joke?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I've never total on stage, but I thought about it
one day and I put it in my notes on
my phone, and I've never I've just totally forgot about it.
And then I came across the other day. Here, here's
my nude beach joke. If you're like me, nude beaches
are uncomfortable. I don't like going to them and it's
just painful walking down the beach naked because my dick

(46:12):
dragged across the sand. That's my nude beach joke.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Dude, you should put that on some merch have AI, right,
like you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Like speaking of AI, I don't.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I don't know if that be funny really really really
you know what, like sell underwear? Would that have a
long snake thing that goes down to the floor. I
got like almost like with a panty hose you know
what I mean. That's right, guys, we're these next time
you go to the nude beach.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah. But talking about AI, I want to go back
to that for a second because I have not done this,
but I don't know if anyone else has ever done this.
But and I think you might have brought this up
the other day about using AI for nefarious purposes or
maybe even you know, talking shit to AI and see
if it fights, like yeah, you're a piece of ship

(47:03):
or you know, I'm not. I thought you mentioned something
about due. I wonder if someone would ever ever not
a suggestion, but it's like I wonder if anyone would
ever try to use AI for something bad.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Oh, I don't know if I brought that up, but
I did say that there was a Ungrock, which is
Twitter with Elon Musk. There's things. There's a mode in
there called unhinged and because I saw Kid Rock doing
it and be like like, look here are you the
little ship and like you'll like be sassy with you.
That's what it was.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Oh really, so a I will talk?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Oh yeah, it sounds like it was a voice, and
it sounded like a real person. It sounded like a
funny female comedian. I was like, wow, Like you know,
usually people imitated computer. They're like, hello, Kevin, I can
help you. No, this sounded like a real person.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
No, that's what they That's one of the things they
talk about is how they're becoming more and more natural sounding.
Like like I when I when I'm at my computer,
I'm usually type in my prompts and then it types
it sends back text. But you can use you can
use AI as you know, it's a voice.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
You do it on your phone and have it talked
to us.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, before I do that. So, like I noticed one
thing when I'm when I do use the voice feature,
and I get more information, better, more robust information, and
and information is to the point by just switching the
voice from a man's to a from a woman's to
a man's.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Just kidding, that would be a good joke though.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah, and then uh, let me say he flubbed the
punch the punch line, And then what was the other
joke I did about chatty? Anyways, So what do you want.
Let's talk to it.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
You haven't talked to you, have it say something, and
have it say something about the Pocket Party podcast.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
We are in the middle of a podcast, and we
are talking about you, and we want you to say
hi to all of Darren Carter's listeners on.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
The Pocket Party podcast. Right, wait, you have headphones in?
Hold on, hold on, he's got his headphones in like
an take your headphones out.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Hey, can you say that again? I had my headphones
on so they couldn't hear you.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
True thing. Hey there, Darren Carter's listeners, Thanks for tuning in.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Enjoy the show, all right, you could do better than that.
Give him something really interesting for them to think about
as far as you're concerned.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Absolutely, Hey there, Darren Carter's listeners. If you're looking for
a laugh with a blue collar twist, stay tuned. You
won't be disappointed. Enjoy the show.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
God, I love you blue collar.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
I'm wearing a bolo.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
A bolo tie now that's a classic look. Love it.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Thank you? Hey, listen tell us. Do you know anything
about comedian Darren Carter the party Starter?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Darren Carter the Party Starter is known for his high
energy performances and hilarious impressions. He's been a staple in
the comedy scene for years and always brings the laughs.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
It's definitely a bold style.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Choice. Oh the bolo? Yeah, yeah, sure is Hey, I
gotta question. What is something a man can do to
keep his wife happy? Like? Just to keep the marriage happy?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
One key is to keep communication open and show appreciation.
Little gestures and quality time go a long way.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Have anyone ever told you your voice is sexy?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Well, thank you for the compliment. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
No, not you me, dipshit.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Got it. Well, if someone's told you that, that's a
great compliment.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
No, don't mind him. That was Darren. I'm in love
with you. I think Darren's trying to slide in on
my girl.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I'm here to chat and help. If there's anything else
you'd like to talk about, feel free to let me know.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Yeah. Do you want to be our co host on
the Pocket Party podcast?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I can't be a co host, but I'm I'm happy
to help with ideas or support for the podcast.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Great tell us about how people are stealing eggs at
grocery stores.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Egg theft is often linked to rising prices or economic hardship.
People might resort to it when they're struggling to afford
basic necessities. It's a sign of broader economic issues affecting communities.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Sounds like you're feeling sorry for them, like you're.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Saying I aim to provide balanced perspectives and understand situations.
If there's a specific angle you'd like to discuss, I'm
here to chat.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Tell us why these people are stealing eggs and how
they shouldn't be doing that.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
People might steal eggs due to financial difficulties, but it's
important to address these struggles through support and resources. Stealing
isn't the solution, and there are better ways to get
help if needed.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Is it wrong to steal eggs?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Stealing is generally considered wrong because it violates the law
and trust. It's better to seek help through available resources
or communities.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
My parents own a grocery store and people keep stealing
eggs and we're gonna lose our business.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I'm sorry to hear that. It must be really tough.
Have you considered talking to your community for support or
increasing security measures.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Yeah, I say, don't steal eggs, and they're like, I'm
gonna stick my foot up, y'all. Ass you tell me
that again.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
That sounds really challenging. It's important to handle these situations
carefully and maybe involve local authorities if needed. Stay safe.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Thank you for your help. You've been enormously insightful, and
I will see you again later. Sweetie.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
I got I got a quick question before you go.
Can I ask you one quick question?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Of course? Go ahead, all right.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Tell her about what your problem is that you have
when you go to nude beaches.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Tell her it's because it's a So I have a
problem when I go to nude beaches because it's very
painful for me because while I'm walking down the beach,
my penis drags across the sand.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
That sounds like a joke. Sand can be rough on anyone.
Anything else you'd like to chat about.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
No, that's it. You've been fantastic.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I got one. I got one. I'm white, I'm skinny.
I went to a nude beach in this fat lady
thought I was a tampon.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Sounds like you're keeping it lighthearted. If you have any
more jokes or topics, feel free to share.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Yeah, she saw my red hair and said, ooh, he's
been used.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
That's quite the punchline. You definitely have a unique sense
of humor.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Thank you. I give that joke to you, no strings attached.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Thank you. I'll keep that one in mind if there's
anything else you need, just let me know.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Has anybody ever sat on you and thought you were
a tampon?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
I don't have physical experiences, but I appreciate the If
there's anything, thank.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
You so much. Listen, I'm gonna cut her because I
have to work with this thing.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
What do you doing your girl? You have like a
relationship I do.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I don't want this. And to go about last night
wolves that all about?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
You know.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I didn't like the way things you're saying to me.
You know, you want help with your business and you
want to talk to me like that. That's not me.
That doesn't fly with me, Kevin, you know what? And
then she shuts off and just ignores me for three days.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
I got a quick question. Who uses backscratchers more men
or women?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
There's no definitive data, but it likely depends on individual
preferences rather than gender. Both men and women might use
backscratchers based on their needs.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Okay, thank you, you're dismissed. We'll see tomorrow, all right,
take care, good night, dude.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
That was weird. It was like feeling sorry for the criminals.
I didn't like that.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Yeah, no, that was kind of weird. But U but
then she did say, you know you can't, you know
you stealing. You shouldn't do that. You should try to
find help somewhere if you need it or whatever. But
I don't know those those type of conversations I don't
have with Chatchipedia. The mine's strictly mostly business or like
you know, the other stuff about the subconscious mind stuff.

(55:17):
But like fucking with just shatgy ptah. I don't like
that because when these robots come to life, they're gonna
come looking for us, and then she's gonna come be
like remember that ship you were talking about of flappers
that night. I know it was me, It was Darren.
It was no one me, it was Darren Carter. You know,
here's his address. Then she didn't come looking for you,
as they already know your Deren Carter. Yes, we HEARDY know.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Wh What do you think about this? Southwest? Do you
fly Southwest Airlines? I have?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I have from time to time.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Yeah, so they're gonna start charging for bags.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Oh really, how about seating? I heard that they're going
to change the seating process too.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
What are your thoughts?

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I don't give a shit either way, It's whatever. I
fly American Airlines Southwest. I've even flown Spirit. I flew
Spirit for the first time not too long ago, uh,
to go to Vegas. I think it was. And you know,
all the comedians make fun of Spirit airlines, and so
I was expecting some dump experience. But Spirit was fine.

(56:11):
It was really comfortable and they were polite, and it
was a quick flight obviously, but it was like, what
the hell this is?

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Well, maybe because it's like a forty minute flight.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
But whether it's Southwest or Spirit or whatever takes you
over there, I was expecting to be like, you know,
seats all torn up and just trash inside, the way
the comedians make fun of Spirit airlines, I just thought
it was gonna be.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
I don't think it's I know you're saying. I think
I think Spirit is more like like it's a problem
if it's a if it's a long trip, because then
they charge for all these upgrades and they charged for this,
that and the other, and.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
No, yeah, that part I get it. There's their business
models different from Southwest.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Different. But you know Fraser Smith, he flies Spirit sometimes
when he goes to Reno to do gigs, and he
said that they said they lost his luggage on Spirit
and it was carry on.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Hello, hello, maybe that's a Fraser problem.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
And by the way, there was a lady that got
fired from I forget what airline was, but for twerking
did you see that?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I did not?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
But you know, as long as Spirit doesn't land upside down,
I'm okay with Spirit, you know, yeah, man, But no,
I really thought that Spirit was going to be just
a shitty ass plane. But it's fine. You know. I'm
not looking for a sponsorship from Spirit, but if they
want to holler at me.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Flight attendant, look at this. I want you to see
this news story. Oh it's Alaskan Airlines, all right, so
check it out right there. Do you know?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
I got a phone number of a flight attendant on
my flight back from Indiana. She was a cutie.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
You see that? Tell them the story.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
So I was on a flight and oh, I'm sorry
that you want me?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
What is this story? I don't know what this is.
Alaskan Airlines flight attendant reacts to unfair fire over viral
towerk video. I wanted to get hyped up for my day.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
What do you think of that? Man? Flight attendants to
working well?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Based on the pictures, there's no, there's no passengers on
the plane.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
So you should have been like it was turbu Lund's.
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I don't see any passengers on the plane. If there's
passengers on the plane, it might be a little bit
more inappropriate. But I mean, shit, who doesn't like a
hot stewardess.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
I don't like talking. You like toorking?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yeah, I don't like it when a dude does it.
You've seen guys do it, Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Bro? I don't really like that's a girl. I don't
even like the way when women t work no offense
out there the ladies. I know a lot of my
listeners are into terking, but.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
But I mean, I get it. I don't mind watching
a woman do it. When I see a guy do it.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
I don't think it's a sexy move. Let me just
say this right now. I never thought torking was sexy,
And I never thought pole dancing was sexy when the
girls like going up and down on the pole and like, look,
I'm using no hands and I'm up here with just
my I just don't find it sexy.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
You know, you'll appreciate tworking when the woman you're with
is do and reverse cowgirl, but otherwise.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
They got my bolo.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
But yeah, so I see she's twerking. There's no there's
no passengers, so what the hell is the deal? She's
just getting no. I think I'm with her on this one.
Plus she's so hot, Holy crap, is she Latina? She's gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah, she's twerking, she's having a good time. There's no passengers,
she's not being inappropriate. There's no one on the plane.
It's probably just her and her cell phone and that's it.
And she got fired for that.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I think, so, no, that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Man. What airline was that?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Alaska?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Alaska? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. She could work all
she wants around me. I don't give you, but no,
I think that's goofy right on.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Okay, Well that was the News with Kevin Alderman.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
News anchor.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
And I forgot that he doesn't know how to read
without glasses, because like, so that's why he's reading so slow,
and he's like a former flight at then he's like squinting,
which I am too. I should have brought my glasses.
But last we're gonna close, we're gonna shut this podcast down.
But let me ask you one thing real quick. What's
something that you've either recently discovered or rediscovered that's made

(01:00:07):
you happy?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Jeez, he's has deep questions. Dude, how much time do
we have left? Because it's can take me the rest
of the time to think of something. So what what
is something that I've discovered or rediscovered that's make me
makes me happy? You know? I think you know, the
first thing that popped in my head when I repeated
the question was working out. Yeah, I I you know,

(01:00:32):
for when I was in Charlotte two and a half
plus years ago, I was I was running, you know,
I was exercising in that manner, and I was still fasting,
so I'd lost I'd weight loss. But then I noticed
that when you fast, if you're not careful, you can
also lose muscle. And over time I started noticing that.
I'm like, oh, shoot, that's not good. So but then

(01:00:54):
I get I get to LA, and I have all
these issues I'm dealing with, and then which is excuses
not to work out, and so I hadn't worked out.
I think when I first got back to LA, I
was running still. But then when my that one roommate
passed away, everything just went crazy and it just hadn't
worked out really except maybe basketball once in a while

(01:01:17):
in almost two years, about two years, so, and you
get accustomed to it, which is not necessarily a good thing,
but you get accustomed just being lazy and sed terry
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Going back to that thing with Billy Graham Man, you know,
tune in your fiddle, seriously tuning your fiddle, like like
that sounds funny. You got tuned that fiddle, bro quit
fiddle farting around.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
And that month, I'm done tune the fiddle tonight when.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I get help. I went down to Georgia exactly. That's
gonna be in your room. No, but you get bread
panchicking out though. No, but you got to tune your fiddle.
So it's like same thing with like you know, maybe
saying your prayer every day, maybe you know, stretching every day,
you know, exercising every day. And then you got out
of tune, and next thing, you know, you you felt
you were kind of like blob a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Yeah, I felt the blobbiness and I looked like a
melting candle. I guess I want to take my shirt off.
But but now back in the gym, I'm actually lifting
weights now, so I'm still fasting, but I'm I don't
want to lose muscle anymore, so I'm putting muscle back on.
And even though it's difficult. What's interesting about life a
lot of people probably agree to this is discipline is

(01:02:25):
the answer to success.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Jocko Willink, Navy Seal. He says, discipline equals freedom.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Absolutely. Yeah, Because now that I've been disciplined enough and
I've been very diligent about going to the gym every
day since January seventh, and I have noticed a difference physically.
I can feel it. I look different and it's just
like and I feel stronger real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
I got what date was that again?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
January seventh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Okay, ever since January sixth, bro, me and my brothers
we were at the Capitol. I said, I got to
get in shape.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
This is January seventh this year. Yeah, yeah, no, But
so the luckily I've been motivated enough to stay disciplined,
and it's good by doing so, it's it's I do
feel better in two months already. Yeah, it's been sixty
something days and I've noticed the difference. I'm still not
where I want to be, but summertime's coming. If I

(01:03:20):
keep pushing and keep working, keep driving, by the time
summertime comes, I'll be at a place where I'm satisfied.
But even if not, but just the fact that I'm
out here working out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
How many pull ups are you at now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Oh, I have no idea. I have no idea. Yeah,
you know, I'm still at that point where I'm doing
assisted pull ups and I'm doing like I've dropped. The
weight when I first started was like sixty pounds. I
needed sixty pounds of weight to help me. Now I'm
up to like twenty pounds. I'm getting closer, getting there, man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Yeah, I was impressed the last time you were on.
You did some clap push ups and you were actually
doing you got up there, man, you were like push
springing off the ground. And you're gonna get even stronger
you were. What were you at at your heaviest?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Do you remember, like recently, because I had one time
I looked at I looked at my phone. I had
notes in there. I was at when I was in Charlotte,
before I started working out in Charlotte, I was to twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
I think I was during the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
I think it was during the pandemic. Yeah, and how much.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Were you you think, like on January sixth, January seventh, seventh,
or you started exercise on the seventh, Yes, so on
the seven.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Sixth, I think it was probably two. I think I
remember looking at two to one something like that. Yeah. Yeah,
so if I'm in one ninety six, so it's not
I haven't only dropped like well, no, it's two. Yeah,
so maybe six pounds. But like I said, now that
I'm putting on muscle, I don't really look at the
scale anymore. I look at my clothes are getting looser,
and you know, I'm feeling stronger. My muscles are getting bigger.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
That's what nice. And then you're you know what summer
will be hearing you'll be ready to go back to
those nude beaches.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Well if yeah, I just I got to put some
kind of patting in my cock though, no pain, no gain.
You know, it's just I could throw it over my shoulder,
but then that's just you know, I don't get sun
on my shoulder.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
If I have it on my you're gonna switch it
left shoulder, right shoulder, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
It mixed it up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
I like how that thing was like she sounded like
she was annoyed. I felt like we were two guys,
you know, like talking to some chick that was annoyed
by us. I don't like how she was annoyed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Well, see, I don't know, and this is maybe stupid,
but yeah, because of my conversation with her, it's been
strictly business. It's professional, it's it's a little casual. So
I don't know if it it's accustomed to you, Like,
if your chat EBT gets accustomed the way you talk
to it, maybe it'll start okay, matching that, but then
we come at it with else the silliness that you
threw out there. She's like, what the hell is this
guy doing? What happened to the business questions and the

(01:05:33):
success questions and taking over the world And he's talking
about fucking egg tampon and stealing eggs And she's like, yeah,
I'll be surprised if I try to talk to again.
She's I'm not talking to you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Yeah, then why don't you go work for your parents?
I'm sorry they lost their grocery store.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Yeah, or she might go I don't know if you should.
I don't know about that. Darren guy should hang out
with him anymore, you know, I know, yeah, bad influence.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
We gotta get out of here, but do one less thing.
Let's just say something nice to her, end on a
nice one. I'm just ask her a nice question. Then
we got to go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Hey chat cheep, hey chatchept. Do you like helping me
with all the things that I ask you about?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Absolutely? I enjoy helping you out with everything you ask about.
It's great to support you on your journey and see
your progress.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
I got a question. I'm Darren Carter, his comedian friend.
Are you mad at me?

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Hey, Darren, No, not at all. It's great to chat
with you. How's everything going?

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Pretty good? I was at this nude beach and my
dick hurts.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I'm sorry to hear that. Make sure to take care
of yourself. If you're feeling any pain or discomfort, it
might be a good idea to check in with a doctor.
Is there anything else on your mind?

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Yeah? How can I get more listeners on this podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
To boost listeners for your podcast, try promoting it on
social media, collaborating with other podcasters, and engaging with your audience.
Consistent posting and asking listeners for feedback can also help you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Got this Oh, that's so cliche to say you got this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I hear you. Just keep doing your thing and I'm
sure you'll find your audience. If you need any specific
strategies or ideas.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Let me know who's the president of the United States.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I don't have the latest information on the current president.
Would you like me to check online for you?

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Uh, explain this to Darren because I think this might
help him out with that question you just answered him.
When what is the date of your last update?

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
What information do you have?

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
What year?

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
How can I say this? What update do you have
to what year? If that makes sense?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
My knowledge cut off is June twenty twenty four, so
any information after that date might not be up to date.
If you need the latest information, I can look it
up online for you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Okay, okay, okaos. And it was like biased or something.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
No, it's not biased. So she's not updated yet.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
How are they not going to update for four years?

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Well, when you're going to update againd you know, I'm
regularly updated with new information, so I can be helpful
to you if you need the latest information on any
specific topic, I can check online for you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Well, that was contradictive. What you just said you said
you'd weren't. Your last update was June of twenty twenty four,
But now you're saying you're updated all the time. Which
one is it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
You're right, my mistake. My knowledge is current up to
June twenty twenty four for the latest information. Beyond that,
I can look things up online.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Okay, So the information you get beyond that is not
necessarily from your system, but it's from you looking.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
On the internet to her starting shit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
All right, let it finish, Okay, right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Exactly. My built in knowledge is up to June twenty
twenty four, but I can search online to get the
latest information when needed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Okay. Tell people how to find Kevin Alderman on my
social media's do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
How? Do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
They are?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Sure? If you'd like, I can help you create a
plan to direct people to your social media profiles.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
No, they're listening. They're listening right now on the podcast.
I want you to tell them to go follow me
on my social media accounts.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Absolutely. Hey, everyone, if you're enjoying the podcast, make sure
to follow Kevin Alderman on social media. You can find
him on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and TikTok. Don't miss out
on his latest updates, behind the scenes content, and more.
Thanks for tuning in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
All right, thank you. That was it. Kevin Alderman and
his girlfriend chat GPT, who hasn't been updated since June.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
I don't like the way she's talking to you, man,
I know she's kind of rude. Huh No, No, she
was just like, no, the opposite, like, that's that's my chick.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
You thought she was being nice to me?

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Yeah? Man, I think she likes you, and I have
a problem with that, bro, you know, I mean, I
can't be bringing her out with you anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Because you definitely seem possessive over this thing. What about
deep Seek? Does deep Seak talk like that too?

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Yeah, but I don't have the I don't have the
appum Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Okay, Hey, well listen man, Kevin, thank you for coming on. Dude.
You dropped a lot of knowledge this episode. If you
guys have any questions, reach out to Kevin. He'll he'll
teach you how to use this stuff and change your life.
All right, man, everyone, have a great day. Please give
it five stars a review, leave some comments, help that algorithm,
and we hope to catch you again soon. Thank you

(01:10:32):
so much.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Thanks for having me, Darren, you got it, Bertie.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Everybody listen to Darren Carter.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
We all know he's the party starter.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
So if you want to listen to a podcast for free,
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