Y2K, Phonebooks, & Dewey's Decimal

A new puppy? Why are there so many pages? And "Find Arnold!"

Episode Transcript

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Boom. All right, here wego back. I'm trying to start the
show a little bit of silence.Get every single episode lust video and talk
to us in the comments and daughterpoddot com today on daughter issues, things

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that were normal for me and weirdfor Telissa. So we had a thing
where I don't mouth everything that I'msaying. Why not aspect? Oh no,
it would not add a cool aspect. It's irritating. And by the
way you me, the people stop. I'm trying to do an intro and

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everything I'm saying, you're repeating it. So the last show we did had
no video. Um yeah, itwas my phone's fault. My fault because
I own the phone. But um, it recorded and then and then went
away. It did not because butit did. But then it was like

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and so we only got your video? Who wants to see you? So
we went straight to um, justaudio only on that show. So that's
the one episode no video is goingto exist of it. Easy to edit
though technical difficulties, easy peasy.Yeah. But if you if you're able
to watch the video that we do, okay, you do your show and

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I'll do mine. Kind of hungry, okay, So let's go eat after
this. I don't know. Idon't know, and I need to get
to the comedy store. We'll see. Okay. The point is, if
you get to watch these videos,you'll see how she treats me. There's
a lot of there's a lot ofvisuals that happen, and if you're just
listening, you're going by, ishe so angry at her? Then you

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watched the video and you're like,oh, yeah, i'd throw something in
her head? What did I do? Nobody is going to agree with youthing
mouthing every word that I'm saying asI'm trying to do an intro that is,
I was adding a cool aspect andtrying out a new annoyance factory.
Yeah, that's exactly what it wasfactor to. Why two K would they

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see that I have to deal withat home? Okay? I asked you
what y two K? Man?You said money? Yeah, and then
you read the comments of the videoand what does it mean? Year two
thousand, right, and why doyou think we would I wasn't even born
yet, right, this is fouryears before you were alive. Yeah,

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what was the question? What?Why do you think we would even say
that? Like? Why? Likewe didn't have something for nineteen ninety eight.
We would have something for ninety six, We would have something for two
thousand and two. Why did wehave something for why two k for the
year two thousand? Why would weeven shortened that? Why would it be
a thing? People were scared ofwhat I know that they were scared.

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They're like, I don't know what'sgoing to happen. We made up this
year thing, and the thing thatwe made up, the universe is going
to follow it and it's going toend. That's what I remember people saying.
But you can't think of anything thatwould cause it to be an issue,
Like what do you mean? Like, you can't think of a reason
why it would be an issue foranybody? What would be an issue the

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year changing to two thousand? No, it wouldn't be an issue. Okay,
this this dog situation, No,just let her. She brought home
a puppy, puppy and because thislady didn't want it, and if I
wanted it, and I said,she wants attention. She likes him and

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he doesn't like her. It's notthat I don't like her. She's cute.
She's just a puppy like she sheshits and pisces on everything all the
time, and we're not even Ihope our landlord doesn't see this. We're
not supposed to have a dog,and we don't have a dog. But
this it came. It came overbecause it was in a bag by a

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homeless lady, and the homeless ladywas like, take this. At least
that's the story I got. Maybeyou bought the damn thing. I don't
know what really happened to the bottomof it something, because you don't know
what people would do when they're justlike I don't want it, So what
does that mean? Dumpster is somethinglike I'm gonna take her air and like,
hello, my name is Let mejust say this, you did the
right thing I did. You saveda dog that had a very rough life

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or whatever, and now you dothe right thing by let me keep her.
No. Oh no, it's noteven up to me. Yeah.
First of all, I'm allergic.Yeah. Second of all, it sheds
everywhere a third of all. I'vesigned a least saying I won't have a
dog, and I'm putting it outthere that their dog is temporarily staying here,
which could get me kicked out ofthis place. In Hollywood, and
I don't want to rest risk that. So we are temporarily housing this thing

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until we can find a home forthis creature. For now, you don't
have a dog. It's not evenup to me. People are like,
let your dad, your dad shouldlet you keep it. It's not even
up to me that you keep it. It's it's not like we own a
house. And I'm just an asshole. I'm allergic to dog. I mean,
I'm a little bit of an asshole. Yeah, but it's not just
that I'm an asshole. Allergic todogs is and and I'm I'm the other

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dog that I'm around sometimes has ishypoallergenic. It's a poodle mix and it
doesn't bother me near as much aslike a short haired dog. So yeah,
I just can't do these dogs.So it's not going to stay here.
As cute as it is, itcan't stay here. And it's out
of my it's out of my paygrade. So, um, my hair
is getting stuck to the mic.Okay, we don't have to say with

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the vocal. Well, I'm alittle nervous because I don't want to choot
on cores or anything. Where isshe She's under you. She's fine.
Just leave her alone. I don'tthink she is Toast. Why two K?
No, just leave her alone.I also have puppy issues to come

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here. Toast is a dumb namefor a dog. It looks like a
biscuit. Anyway, Hey, clearlyshe wants to be with me. Just
let her relax. Fine, I'llvisit it. But if I were to
leave right now, she'd be haulingbooty. Okay, can you just hey,
okay, but if she's you're gonnablame me. You're just gonna replace

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it. That's all it's gonna happen. I'm not gonna be mad, all
right. You're just gonna take youa little happy as to guitar Center and
buy me a new cable deal.What's it? But what if she gets
electrocuted? Well, the nets onher. No, that's between her and
Jesus. That's not my fault,Jesus whatever, whatever, whatever God she
believes in, it's between her andGod, God, God, dumb.

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She's fine, she's why two Kwe have to Lissa focus t Lissa up
here? Hey, what hey,she's fine. I think you should just
hold her. She's fine. I'mgonna look one more time looking her own

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ass. She doesn't care to chewup. She's laying down. Leave her
alone. I just want to doa show. Why can't we get through
the podcast because I want to seeher. Just whook you at her?
She has very important things to say. I mean she's cute. I mean

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I'm not gonna so stink and cute. Look over here, say hi to
her friends. All right, I'llput her down. So there she is,
all right. So it was neverabout the dog. It was about
you showing her to the listeners.Want to stay over here because she's not
gonna okay, in thirteen seconds,she's gonna be moving around again. Lyssa,

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Lyssa, We're in the middle ofan actual show, and there she
is again. Just relax because she'sokay, Just relax right here. Why
two K? Why would we needto name the year? Well, I
just think it was like a slangbecause they was scared. I thought it

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was like why two k's coming uptype situation, but scared for what reason?
That the world was gonna like justdip like goodbye, the world was
gonna dip. Yeah. Yeah,But that's that's what I'm saying, is
we made up these years. Wemade up chas in fourteen ninety eighteen seventeen,

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we made this up. Why wouldthe world just be like, you
know what, I agree, Yeah, that's not what it was that.
I mean, there were some peoplewho had predicted the world would end in
two thousand, but well, whyyou could go back? Why would that
be toss So you can go backthrough time and see that someone has predicted
the world is going to end everyyear or every couple of years. Since
the sixteen hundreds or fifteen hundreds,there's always been somebody that says, some

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random year is going to end.I think the Mayan calendar ended around the
year two thousand, or the Mayan, the ancient Mayans. Oh, they
said that. They ain't that theMayan calendar were just like stopped around the
year two thousand or something. Idon't know the details behind that, but
that's not even what it was reallyabout. There were there were some people
who were like worried about it.But the real reason, and this is

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an it thing, it's a technicalthing. What would happen is you would
go fill out an application or you'dbe entering data entry for like a company.
Let's say you were entering in medicalrecords. You never had to type
nineteen ninety four. The nineteen wasjust pre programmed. You only had two
blanks for the year, so youwould put ninety four inner because everyone knew

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it was nineteen right. Two thousandwasn't here yet, and we had used
this system since the sixties or seven. These are eighties, so we're entering
in systems that were ninety nine eightninety seven, and then somewhere around I'm
not sure when it started, butI guess around the mid nineties, people
started going, what's going to happenwhen those two digits have to be both

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zeros? Because zeros computer systems works. Computer systems work on ones and zeros,
and one is on. Zero isoff at the most base level.
So double zero could just turn thingsoff. Double zero could reset something,
and we're talking everything is digital now, traffic lights open, closed, signs.

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At the society that we grew upand was going to like that,
you would go to an ATM.So like ATMs were like set to do
software updates, for example, everymonth for the next what every year and
then But it was like it wasprogrammed in ninety three and it had worked

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for ninety four and worked for ninetyfive and ninety six, and so people
were like, oh shit, it'sgonna get to ninety nine. And when
those two numbers are double zero,is it going to update? Does it
know zero zero is a year?Is it just gonna shut down? What
the hell is going to happen?And so people thought that bad things were
going to happen. And by theway, there are tiktoks out there of

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people going, oh, we wereall scared of what you carry and nothing
happened because of it. People whosaved our asses. They went into the
code and made it to where itwouldn't be an issue. They told it
to be. Yes, it wasdefinitely going to be an issue, but
for a couple of years leading upto it it professionals and coders went in

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and fixed a lot of stuff andmade it so that things didn't shut down.
I don't know that everything would havebroken, but there are definitely things
that they used every day that wouldhave shut down that did not shut down.
PEP. Why would someone ever createsomething that counted and not only counted,
but was keeping track of something andonly went zero eight nine, Like,

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there's gonna be more than that,and there's gonna be zero's used.
Why would it be why would itbe a creation of where that is a
problem. Well, because you gotto remember that we've made such crazy technological
advancements in the last thirty years,forty years. I mean, computers weren't
even a thing until the sixties,right, So then it was like she

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barking at you. Hey, oh, she's sneezing. She's allergic to me
too. That's good. Hey,you don't have to pick her up to
listen this. This doesn't need tobe a thing right now, I have

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dougie issues. You're good. Continue, Okay, Um, so she's smelling
your hair. Yeah, I know. I showered today. Okay, I
just didn't brush it. She justseems to be checking on you. Okay.

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Anybody want a dog? Hey,I gotta tickle him out thro Every
time she's around me, my eyeswater. I have to take pills.
No, I think you just areallergic to the air. No, no,
no, no. I cough andI sneeze and my eyes get red
and I have to take eye dropsand have to take pills. People are

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like I saw people in the commentsof the video. They're like, his
face didn't even turning red. Yeah, because I'm on drugs so that I
can breathe and don't say that intoa microphone. Hey quick, Zurtec is
saving my life right now. Generichashtag not a sponsor. So anyway,

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to Lizza, Hey, they're notgonna want to listen to you yell out
to a dog. Can we havea conversation. I've given her her a
bone. Okay, she has herbone now. Yeah. Anyway, So
anyway, people have the roles init. So that's good that it.
Guys saved it, but it isweld. I'm answering your question, be
like, why would anybody make that? Yeah, we just started making computers

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in the sixties and seventies, andthen it became and then it became available
for like everybody in the nineties,Like you didn't even have stuff. I
didn't have a computer as a kid. I didn't have a computer in my
home until nineteen ninety eight. Iwas eighteen years old. I was literally
your age the first time I sawa computer screen. So well, not
true. I think I did typingclass in ninety six, so I was

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sixteen with black screen with green letters. Members yes, I think ours were
blue blue. But yeah, advancementsover here in the nineties shows, so
it was okay, are you justgonna have your own show? And then
I have my show ahead. There'sbe about screen and I'll just talk about
Y two k yes, trying tostay focused so that they have something.

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It's very focused, right. Good. So, yeah, we used to
do typing classes on typewriters. Yeah, and I did that for my first
year typing class. I was ona typewriter really, and then they shifted
to computers. You're a typewriter.Yeah, that's kind of funny. I
mean, for I think in ninetyfour, ninety five. Wow, it's
fourteen or fifteen. I don't thinkI've ever used a typewriter in my entire

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life. Yeah, those are theones that click, right, What do
you mean that click? Yeah,and it goes and you hit the return
key and it would go and itwould slide back. I don't know how
it works. I'd never used one. Well, so, as you're typing,
it's just to think about. There'sjust paper in a roller. You

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put the paper in and you type, and it starts on the left side
and you go and it's literally stampinga letter on the paper. It's like
writing. So yeah, it waswet ink and it was stamping stuff.
And then we get to the end. Because the little ribbon or the I
think it was a ribbon, itwould be like moving along the paper.

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You would hit return to make thelittle stamper thing go back to the other
side. Look at your keyboard.Do you have a little return symbol?
You give a little arrow on yournot an arrow? Oh most inner keys
have a little arrow. Oh yeah, minds. I don't have one either.
It used to be to where therewas a little a little arrow.
It was like down and over.That's what it meant. It was to
return to the beginning of the line, because that's what the little the carriage

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carriage returned. The carriage would goand go to the back. You could
type on the second line. Yeah, well kind of there's a ribbon that
had ink on it. A ribbon, yeah, listen before my time too,
but we used one, and wehad problems with it and we would
have to switch stuff out. Butthen like the literally the next year or

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halfway through that year, they broughtin computer screens and then I didn't know
it was ink. I think apart of we thought it was like burned
and do it. Yeah, No, it was ink, but it would
make any sense because if you burnedthe paper it would just feel like it
would make a hole. Maybe,oh you could burn it without you could
Yeah, but no, it wasink. It was I don't know why
I thought that you could straight pullit out and smear it if you wanted
to. Do you know something?I think me and even like kids nowadays

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in general, are used to justnot knowing how things work. That when
we think about stuff like that,that's when my mind goes judge go,
I don't know. I don't knowwhy. I don't need to know why.
It's not in my life anymore.But I never thought of it to
be ink for some reason. Iknow, I know about the feather in
the ink and the fancy writing.Yeah, so so typewriters came after that,
so they just use ink to stampale up. Makes sense. I've
just never sat down and been like, what did they use in it?

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Typewriter? I remember they were usingthem in printing presses, so you would
have like a sign like a press, a printing press where you could like
take something, copy an image ofit in ink, and then press it
onto another paper and you had acopy instantly. Oh, like that was
something that was so unheard of inminute years. You can let me get

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this straight. You can put inkon a paper whatever letters and then flip
it onto a blank one. Notjust paper you would have to print.
You'd have to press it onto adie like a cut, a die cut
of what was going on, andthen press that into another piece of paper.

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You just swished the paper together.The paper just gonna just gonna be
a smudge. That's so like alike a die, like a like a
you're an artist, like a sculptureof letters. It's like raised a little
bit off of the woods. OkSo, so that there's space in between

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the letters, I could tell thedifference. You press ink on that and
then push that onto paper like astamp, A stamp, a printing press
took your letter. Well, youcould have just said, stamp exactly what.
It's kind of like raised and thenthere's ink and then you put it
onto something in it magic just dothe same thing. Okay, stamp would

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have been perfect, But you couldstamp with a whole sheet of paper.
You could stamp with a newspaper.And then printing presses started doing pressing out
copies of stuff, and that wasthe first time that ever happened. That
was never a thing before stamp,so you could find stamp things out.
Yeah. So then it was like, what if I want to create things
with a stamp from scratch typewriter,I can type into a stamp. Oh,

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no, baby stamps, little littlebaby stamps. That's what a typewriter
is. A little baby stamps likelittle letters. Yep, that's cute.
So where are we going with this? Oh? Then computers were around like
for everybody to access. Around thenineties, she's fine. So around the

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nineties, everybody finally, Tissa,I can't let her do it all.
Run the what is she doing?Can we look? This is not this
is not gonna work. We can'thave a show that we can't do because
you're on puppy duty. Okay,I understand, Okay, get out of

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my hair. Continue. When Icalled this podcast daughter issues, this is
what I was talking about. This, this is my life. I think
I'm gonna go get the sling makeher sleep. No, we don't have
time for that. So, um, she's listening to you. Hey,

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biscuit, No toast biscuit. Shelooked at me when I said biscuits,
listen should her name be Biscuit orToast? Please vote in the comments.
Um, well, we're not keepingher, so why don't we just let
the owners name her? Um?Okay, moving on? So, Uh,
computers were just so new. Idon't think people had thought about that

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because it went from the sixty like, it's only forty years, just forty
years less than my lifetime. Wentfrom the idea of a computer existing to
everyone having them and then traffic lightsusing them and banks using them to process,
you know, thousands of dollars andwhat typewriters? Nope, did you

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stop listening to me a typewriter becauseI've said other stuff after you? Wait,
what are you talking about right now? The two digit code being ninety
seven turned to zero zero, We'restill on Y two K. So that
was the idea behind that, Andyou're like, why would they make it
that way? They didn't make itthat way on purpose. That's just as
things were invented. Some things wereonly designed to hold a two letter or

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two number or two it makes senseto character a year. So and I'm
sure there are other parts of otherproblems with Y TWOK that I didn't know
about because I wasn't an it yetI didn't get an it until two thousand
and five, so it was allover by the time I got there.
So I'm sure there are other issueswith it too, But um, your

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group, your age seems to beimpatient with technology. Well you like when
you said, we're just used tonot knowing how things work. I feel
like gen X and some older millennialshave the I guess advantage of knowing like
how things are so like why theywork the way they do, and then
seeing the outcome. Gen Z isjust like working like I want, Like

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you tap shit over and over andI'm like, yeah, give it a
second. You're like, why doesit need a second? And you're just
like poking it and I'm like,what do you mean let it breathe?
Yeah, I will say that issomething that even I like, I have
to say my friends, like youneed to like reload a page, you
need to wait a second. Butthere's a lot of stuff now, like
with apps or my phone or evenmy computer that like normally automatically works.

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When it doesn't, I'm like,why is it not just going? So
I click click click, click click, and you're like, give it a
second. I'm like, there isno second to be given. It's supposed
to work like this, it alwayshas. Why is it different now?
It's understand you're not knowing what's happening. So when I was younger, you
had to wait on everything. Imean, you would click a web page
and the ship would be like you'rejust waiting. You're like, what am

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I gonna get to the good stuff? This one would send you an image.
They send you a picture of themwith their dog. Though here's me
and my dog. You're like,all right, cool, and he'd open
it and you'd just see the topof their head and like their eyes.
You have the way to call seconds. It was just taking that long to
load the picture because the internet wasso slow. The computers were so slow.

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The picture was do you just seeportions of it until what? Yeah?
Or a girl would send you likea hot picture of her, like
in a bikini, and you're like, I can't wait forty seven seconds you're
at the neck and shoulders, likecome on, Like you had to wait
for it to load. It wasso slow. I didn't think those were

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At the same time, I wasthinking you could send pictures it's going to
be there, or you just can'tsend pictures at there's an in between.
If you waiting on the picture toload, you would click on stuff and
go make coffee. Oh, youclick on typical make a glass. You
come back and it only halfway done. You haven't even seen the dog yet,
the dogs on the floor. Youwait on the dog, come back
in a second. Yeah, Andif it was high quality, it took

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a long time to look at it. There's low quality. It would load
pretty quickly, but it would justbe a little blurry square. You could
really see detail. It's pretty bad. But I noticed that. You guys
remember that too. I don't youwant them to answer you now? Or
yeah, I want answers right now? Answer? Can't hear you louder?

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Yeah, I think you're I betmost of them remember that a time where
you would click on a or aweb page. The webpages were the worst,
so you'd go to like Yahoo tocheck your mail or to do Yahoo
chat, like we've talked about.Yeah, you'd go to Yahoo and it
would take I mean if you wereon dial up internet, like that sound
I played for you in that TikTokwhere you didn't understand what the sound was,
Oh your friend in the floor.Yeah, like maybe people a little

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so we're dialing into the phone line. The phone line was calling to some
server and allowing its access to theinternet. That ship was so slow.
Someone would email a photo of likedid you get the images? The email
would say it's got images, andyou're like, yeah, give me a
little bit. I'm gonna click onthem and see what they are, and
you'd have to click and just waitfor it to load. In some areas

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spoiled. My worst, like petpeeves, is being on public and people
walking slow in front of me,or they purposely like I'm walking clearly on
a mission to go somewhere and someonecuts me off. I'm like, that's
fine, you need to cut meoff. Just walk go faster, don't
slow down. Or or if someone'slike if it's clearly like a busy area

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like Magic Mountain or Disneyland or something, it's clearly a busy area and someone's
in the middle of it just ontheir phone just or like decides to open
their entire bag, I'm like,what is it actually wrong with you?
Like I'm very like, oh,you need to help, like compassionate when
it comes to that, I'm like, I'm kicking your stuff I'm kicking you.
You need to move. Yeah,it makes me mad. Yeah,

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well I noticed you're that way withtechnology. You'll you'll click something and be
like, well, what's wrong withit? Taptop tap tap tap, yeah,
and I will give it like youdon't even understand what it's doing.
Like, we grew up at atime where stuff had to go to a
server, talk to them, hadto make sure they had to come back
through the lines, and then ithad to load into the processor, and
then it had to come on thescreen, and it took time to see

(26:47):
stuff. M Louis c K hasthis funny bit. He did it on
some TV show. He's like,I think there was a guy who had
his phone or a laptop or someof these things on an airplane and they
came they came out of the intercom. They're like, hey, we have
Wi Fi on the airplane. He'slike, and then and then about five

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minutes into the flight, the WiFistopped working and this guy was like sort
of a bitch, a piece ofshit, and he was so angry,
and Louie's like, how are youso angry about something that you didn't know
existed five minutes? And like,let it go, and then he talks
about people getting mad at their phones, and he's like, they get mad
when stuff doesn't load, and hegoes, will you give it a second?

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It's going to space, like it'sgoing all over the space yea,
and all the way back. Justgive it a second because things that's what's
really happening. And you're traveling sometimesthey're going, you know, under the
ocean through the cables. Did youknow what did that? Did you know
the Internet goes to the ocean.It's not all satellites all no no,

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no, no, no no no. They didn't teach me that. It
didn't happen. No. Yeah,it's some of the brainwashed, some of
it through the ocean to the ocean. So you just did. Yeah,
some of it. It's in theocean, right in the ocean, right
up there. The Bible says,in the waters above and the waters below
firmament read bro. So therefore it'sgot to be true. Hashtag Jesus mentioned

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twice in this podcast. Yeah whatare we doing? I don't know?
So um yeah, so you're youneed to chill out. You having a
basic understanding of like what it takesto make something I think will help you
understand that it's it will, butI'm still going to be impatient because that's
just I don't have to tell you. To be honest, it's better than
having like like you have it sogood, like you don't have to deal

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with yellow pages or and you knowwhat yellow pages are? Yellow pages?
You've heard of yellow pages like andand like just like a yellow page like
notebooks. Okay pages, Nope,yellow pages. You've heard of this pages

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like the app phone books. Okay, yellow pages. There were yellow pages.
They were yellow, they were literallyyellow. Okay, this is why
I did the TikTok asking you aboutblue pages. You never told me what

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that was. I didn't on purposefor this moment. Why are there so
many pages? The only pages Iknow about? Why are the pages orange?
Pages? Green? Pea next?Yeah, the only thing I could
think about that was a color relatedto a paper was like a pink slip

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like in school when I was inpublic school, Mike and walk around be
like, oh you got you gotyou got a pink slip. But yeah,
I can see that. So theyou could hold the book and like
half of it would be white,half it would be blue, and if
you want, like if you wantedto look me up. Look up,
David Smalley. You could find mein the white pages and find my phone

(30:06):
number. But if I don't wantyou to have it, well you would
have to. Um, you'd haveto you have to tell them I want
an unlisted number. And I thinkyou had to pay extra to not be
in the book. What but almosteverybody was just in the book. Well

(30:26):
you specifically wanted to find it,Like if you can't, you just can't
go to someone's Instagram. Internet didnot exist. Yeah, so I guess
that makes a little bit of sense. Nowadays we're more like I do only
give information if you want it.But I guess back then it was like,
do you remember if you're gonna die, here's my phone number. Have
you heard of um? But peoplewould like in older movies, would go,
hey, if you ever in town, look me up. Nope,

(30:48):
that's what they meant. I've heardhooked me up. M have you ever
in town hooked me up? No, if you ever in town looked me
up, look me up, lookme up. Nope, it's not hooked
me. I don't know that anyone'sever said look me up. A lot
of people have said looked me up. The idea was, should you I'm
in the book. Some people evensay that if you're ever in Denver,

(31:11):
I'm in the book. That meanslike look me up, find my last
name. It would even give youraddress. Oh not fam, that's I'm
good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would give your address and your
phone. Keep me out of theseyellow pages. Yeah, or the orange
pages pages and the purple pages,and the brown pages, and and the

(31:33):
tan pages, and the rainbow pagesand in the green pages. I don't
want any of the pages. Mystuff is my stuff. Now it's like
social media. I'm gonna keep itat that, okay. Yeah. And
now social media, even now youcan look up information. They shouldn't really
be able to look up I feellike like that's dangerous. People would just

(31:53):
like, well, and now it'sactually less dangerous. I think to give
someone your phone number, because yourphone number is tied to an address.
Back then it was tied to ahome. Yeah, so if you had
someone's phone number, you could probablyfind their address pretty quickly. Now you
can have a phone number in Texas. Moved to Los Angeles and have a
Texas phone number. It's so youknow what I mean, we should switch

(32:14):
to shapes what in colors? Maybenot colors, but shapes shapes. Too
many numbers, so it's too many, like so security number, phone number,
address numbers. People to be like, what's your number? Like triangle
square? Yeah, that'd be likemuch easier. Like I know, like

(32:37):
that's most of our system is innumbers. But it's just like I think
we start integrating some shapes in thereso that we can so we find each
other. Like a Dewey decimal system. I don't know who that is.
You don't know who that is.You don't know Dewey. No do his

(32:59):
decimal am I supposed to decimals?I mean we did. We had to
know Dewey. We couldn't find shitwithout Dewey and his decimal system. What's
that one guy called find Arnold?Where's Waldo? There's Waldo? That's what
I find Arnold? What is happening? Find Arnold? Where's Waldo? In

(33:22):
the red and white stripe? Sure? Yea, the same thing? Yeah?
Same guy? Not same guy?Yeah his nickname was Dewey. No,
not same guy. I mean,like is it isn't it the same?
Like no, not even close,dude. We couldn't find anything without
Dewey decimal. Is that like,hey, Arnold in a library? Where's

(33:42):
waldo? Do you know? HeyArnold, that's not good? Do you
want the library? Is? Yeah? Okay? I had libraries and't that
okay? Okay? So when youwalked into a library, how would you
find the book you were looking for? I didn't like books very much.
Okay, I'd find the ones withthe pictures in it, okay. But
how would you? Did you have? You never walked into a library to

(34:04):
find a specific mook? Yeah?I did. I had to read a
lot in school, right, Sowhen you walked into the library and you
were like, I want to reada book about animals, would you did?
You just thought? Know? Togo you find a and then you
wait, WHOA hold on? Theyjust ordered them by a for animal for
you? It was yeah, allthe aisles had like ABC, D,
E F G and no, it'sfive hundred, five hundred is where the

(34:34):
animals are? The five hundreds becauseof Dewey decimal five hundred, five eight
eight, three hundred and four todayso much about that. You just reminded
me of that um and four yousaid, and five on the TikTok it
is But you told me that waswrong, So I said four, Um,

(34:54):
yeah, no, yeah, SoI remember if I was looking for
something like a book or a novelor like like whatever, I would go
Let's say I'm looking for animal Iwould go to the A section, or
if it was even about like asteroids, I would go to A and then
within that entire area it would bescience fiction animals. What great are we

(35:15):
talking? Like? Third? Ohokay, so they made us learn a
whole ass decimal system, like youhad to know library. Yeah, you
had to know numbers, like therewas a whole breakdown of like what categories
and certain numbers, like like scienceand mathematics was five hundred, and then

(35:38):
you would go to the five hundredsand be like, okay, I don't
need math, I need the scienceportion. And then you would be able
to find what number because on theback of every book there was a little
label with a number on it,and the number would be like five twenty
one dot seven six two, andthat specific book would be only that number,
and so you tracked your catories byby those numbers. Well you know

(36:01):
something we had, um, youjust brought back a memory for me.
Let go of Massock. We hadum little dots on the back of each
book. Yeah, okay, wehad dots of colors, but this meant
what your reading level was, Soat every point in school you would have
a certain So I had twenty classmates, I was either at a kundergarten reading

(36:24):
level or I was the sixth gradereading level in third grade. But different
dots meant different things. So ifyou were picking out books with green dots,
you were smart. But if youhad books with yellow dots, you
were you were like you were likeme. You wanted pictures, right,
So I didn't. It's not eventhat I didn't. It's not that I
was stupid either. I just reallyliked pictures and visuals. Sometimes you would

(36:49):
you would turn in math homework withthree of the questions answered in a beautiful
puppy drawn in the middle of theI would have never thought in my life,
I have to color over a mathproblem. But you would use your
map pencils and create a puppy unicornanimals, That's what I'm saying. And
you would answer three of the questionsand the teacher would send at home with
like beautiful artwork. You get afour because you can't do any of the

(37:15):
ship we asked you to do.Please have your father sign This'd be like,
okay, we gotta do math ontop of That's what I'm saying.
I didn't want to be get agood reading level because at the reading level
that I liked, the books werethis big and had a bunch of pictures
in it. The smart kids werelike, here's your novel of of words.
You got to your stamps you gottalook at and I was just not

(37:36):
having it. So like we know, so like the teacher would tell us
like go to the library and geta book on history, or let's say
they were like find a book onAfrica that was nine hundred. Geography and
history were in the nine hunds.Had you had to go to the nine
hundreds, and that drastically reduced thenumber of books you had. Books were

(37:58):
numbered. I remember seeing like five, two, six written on some on
some of the doc I don't thinkthat was we didn't then it was still
there from when last time when youwere there. Yeah, these are fossils,
but or or I think the Ithink they were numbered to make sure

(38:20):
we did steal them or take themhome because whatever, well because whenever,
whenever they realized they were done.They were When they realized they were,
they were gone. They would chargeyou for it. I don't know why
the numbers were there, but Iremember going through looking for the alphabet.
So if you're looking for a,you know, something with an A,

(38:40):
you would go to the a's andthen within there there were different sections.
There's science fiction, there's asteroids,animals, there is um whatever it might
have been, but it was allWhat was wrong with my speaking today?
Alpha bet alphabetical? What's wrong withmy speaking today? Are you high?

(39:01):
No? I'm never high. Ihave a TikTok that might suggest otherwise what
I was going to bed? Youwere sleepy, yeah, very and you
had taken mein mellowed and you askedme questions. That's what happened, um,

(39:22):
but I think that's how that's that'swhat happened. Okay, okay,
toasties, you fall, come inyour biscuit, toast biscuit, toast biscuit,
toast Bists look good. Now youknow about the Dewey decimal system.
Now you know about why two K, you know why it was an Actually

(39:43):
I think we saved the world mostlygen X saved the world. A little
bit of boomers too, save theworld from Why two K millennials weren't there
yet? Um, maybe some.I think the millennials did it. They're
were pretty young. Millennials were stillI'm team millennial, okay, but you're
gen Z. I'm allowed. Therewere some millennials there. I mean there

(40:07):
were millennials born. Team I wentthere were millennials born two eighty three,
stuff like that, So yeah,there were sure there were some millennials involved
in that, mostly gen X andboomers, though I don't know, man
real well, it's good they fixwhat they messed up. That would make
a lot of sense. And Ithink I think they weren't the ones that
wrote the code. They were bornin eighty the computers existed for twenty years

(40:30):
before they did. Boomers messed itup. Boomers Message Next fixed it,
like most things, like how genZ's fixing those registration bullcrap and all the
other bullcrap that gen X created.Gen X didn't create registration. They didn't
create That was the thing when Iwas born, right, But they didn't
do anything to fix it. Sotherefore their boomers also made registrations. They
didn't do anything to fix it.Therefore they're still part of the problem.

(40:52):
Maybe so, but we can fixeverything. It's gonna fix. They didn't
fix anything. Okay, we madeit pretty easy on your Hey stop it.
Those are my headphones. Stop.No, let's hold on a second.
I have move I used to focus. She's chewing my toes. That's

(41:13):
a little bit different, just existing. I think she's telling us something to
end this. Yeah, all right, the podcast, no excuse you.
I'm gonna need you to back upto listen. Back, listen back.
Did we cover? What do wecover on this one? We covered a
great amount of things well over atforty two minutes right now. Okay,

(41:37):
well, the first couple. Heystop, this isn't gonna work. She's
chewing. I tried, didn't Itry telling him? Nope, I tried
telling him. If I were toget my little sling, she'd be asleep
right now. I'm just sleeping.Okay, she's mine in her business.
Um um. Oh, there aresome toys. I want to talk to
you about. Toys. Yeah,I'm gonna say it for the next episode.

(41:58):
Like I'm gonna put this in yourlike like Stretch Armstrong, Popeye,
Okay, cartoon characters and toys.Next Daughter Issues episode. I do want
to talk to you some pot aboutwhich is the first thing that came into

(42:19):
my brain. Wow, it wasold whatever and that and that was old
and then gesture towards my face.That's yeah, okay, yeah, pretty
much good. But I do wantto talk to you at some point about
Snapchat, which you know nothing aboutand a lot of people, even millennials
know about, and some Gen xersknow about too. I'll say Snapchat is
one thing that separates old gen Xfrom young gen X, or there's not

(42:44):
really young gen X. I'm theyoungest gen X there is that separates gen
X from millennials. I think so. I think the only another reason you
should ever know about Snapchat is ifyou are nineteen or cheating on your spouse.
M That's where I stand with it. If you're thirty eight years old
and you have Snapchat, you're notfaithful. That's my that's my estimation,

(43:07):
all right, So we'll get intoSnapchat. Yeah, well maybe not,
it depends. Yeah, we canprobably do that in the same unless the
toys run along, which there areso many people offended right now. I
don't see what an awful for thefilter hashtag canceled. I know that's what
they're saying, right now, you'recanceled. All right, let's wrap it
up. I'm good. WHOA,what's bumping? I think we had an

(43:30):
earthquake? Was it? I felta little bit of an earthquake. I
think you're just cracked up on coke. Oh, coke's dangerous. I should
probably go back to the old faction. Oh yeah, that was me.
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