Lesbian Laws

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Episode Transcript

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How long is the break from now? We haven't decided it. We just
started, just say it. Wenever know how long the break it.
We just we just picked when thebreak happens. Okay, and you got
you gotta do it. You gottado a louder woman. Oh you want
me to clap for your camera?My camera? You're happy? Get every

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single episode, last video and talkto us in the comments and daughterpod dot
com. Ahead. We don't everybodydoes? Why not? Everyone should?
Because it's one recording? Go ahead, Todd, would you like to clap?

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You gotta do it with the backthere were because you had to hear
it. This is a thud weneeded. I misheard those instructions. I
was gonna go the back here inhand. I heard back of the hand.
Okay, are we ready? That'swhat I thought? Are we ready?
Are you ready? I'm ready?Did you hit recording? Pretty sure?

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I did? Okay? Recording ready? No ye. Welcome to Daughter
Issues. This one's gonna be aspecial one because we have two daughters and
two dads as a part of thisone. I'm here with the one and
only very funny comedian Todd Rex.What's up? Man? His mic doesn't
work? He's miming all day today. Still a great guy to be

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around to listen. Smolly of courseis here um and then I'll let you
introduce this is so we rex asalso my girlfriend. Also, I'm gonna

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be playing Mind the Gap today.Uh, Dad's Dad's versus daughters, das
versus daughters and us. And theway we're gonna do it, rather than
doing the board game portion, wehave just the questions out because you can
buy like the boxes is just thequestions, So we have just the questions.
The way we're gonna do it,the way we've set it up is
we're gonna have around for each generation. It's gonna be a boom around a

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Gen X, a millennial, anda Gen Z. And by the way,
did you know there are challenges here? You can hum. You have
to like hum something to see ifyour partner can figure out what it is.
And they are also dances. Iwant to avoid those because we don't
really have room to dance on camera. But I think we'll do the humming
A terrible hummer, you're you're Iwas trying to hum. Everything was weird.

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I couldn't hum to say no.I also have some allergy sign of
stuff. So I think that wasanything to do it. Probably not.
I was trying to give myself allThese are just all the excuses of how
terrible this is gonna be. Tryto really stoped up. You can't hear
it ready, Okay, nobody wantsto nobody. Nobody wants to hear that.
I don't think honest with them.So let's let's do the generations first,

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and then we'll get to the humminground as a bonus round. Okay,
because it's possible for us to betied through four rounds, tied,
you think, so let's let's discussthat. Let's discuss that first. He's
actually old gen X, older genX, senior gen X. How would
you like to be referred to seasonKing Rex? Oh, there's nothing to

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do with generations. I am,om Omnia, You're all generations wrapped up
into one. I am. Butyou're not setting the bar too high.
I'm a baby gen X like Iwas born in eighty, so I'm right
on the cusp of like millennial.But Zoe. But Zoe knows a lot

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about the older stuff, mostly becauseof Keen Rex. Here, I think
I don't know. I'm uncocked Idon't know what uncooked just a raw baby
baby egg sunnyside up chicken. Youseen her from time to time, No,
I just don't. I don't knowstuff like this. I mean very

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specific things I'll know about. Butlike it's really rare for me to just
be like I know specific things thatI know about. I'll know about exactly.
I'm glad things that I'm aware of. I want to give people a
little bit of background of like likehow we know each other in the history.
Yeah, yeah, this is kindof a cool story. A sitcom
waiting to happen. It really is. It really is a sit comedy to

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happen. So, so I wasdoing a comedy show and Telissa was there,
and there was a mutual friend thatbrought Zoe to the show, and
I was I was on stage makingjokes about my daughter coming out as straight.
That was the whole It was like, she had to come out as
not being gay, and it wasa joke. And then they were all

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at the table together and I madesome joke about men being horrible. I
was like, guys are terrible.I was like, oh, I just
wish my daughter would try gay.And it got a joke and everybody laughed
whatever. And then afterwards I realizedthe people you were at the table with
were all gay, and they werelike, it's really funny, it's good
stuffs like gay. Nice to meeteverybody, high five whatever, and everybody
leaves. And then I guess afew days go by and you're like,

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Dad, you're gonna be really happy. Guess what what trying out gay?
And I was like, awesome,I'm glad you're happy. And it was
really cool. It's a really fun, cute moment. And then you just
casually mentioned, oh, Zoey's dad. Actually, Zoey's a musician and a
singer, very crazy talented, andshe actually came up during the comedy show

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at some point You're the show andsang for everybody, and that's what made
her try a gay. I waslike, oh my gosh, this changes
everything up. Singing, won't yousinging? Led Zeppelin? I said Zeppelin
anyway, and so um oh.And then so Telissa mentioned later that she's

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like, oh, it's always dad'sa comedian, yeah, and I was
like, I was like, ah, he's probably pretty cool. I'll give
him a shot. I'll put himup on one of my shows. Turns
out he's been touring with Bill Burr, with Craig Robinson. The Guy's up,
The Guy's up, boss, who'sbeen doing it. We got a
special on on Amazon called Beautiful BeautifulMess. Yeah, and um, just

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crazy funny dude. So I waslike, man and then and then we
met and then immediately hit it off. And now we're laws. Hey,
lesbian laws, lesbian laws, sowe are. That's a sitcom waiting to
happen, it is. And nowthen we both deaf only both have daughter

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issues. We do for sure.No, we're daughters with lots of issues.
You know, these two right hereget nothing done, nothing, not
together together, not together, Nope, nope, y'all. I'm gonna now
this is Sludge and Syrup. That'swhat y'all are. That's that's your group
name, Sludge and Syrup, becauseyou know what, I don't even want

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to say that out loud. Ithink it's just everything moves slow where I'm
fine with that. I would assumethat because I've never seen like clear molass.
All right, we're talking about movements, not appearance, guys. We're
talking about We're talking about movement ingeneral of things getting done y'all are so
close. Look at this craziness it'shappening right now. All right, you

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guys trying to start the game.I'm going to start the game. Let's
do um. Should we start youngand then go older? Like? How
how are we gonna do it?Let's do uh old, start are older?
All right, We're gonna have aboom around the last Hurrah. It's
not going to work. No,I'm trying to get the boring things out
of out of wow way, Okay, let me what'll he doubles out of?

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Kid? Those old stuff that isnot boring? I didn't say all
old stuff was born boom around toget boom around? So should we ask
all the questions first? Let themanswer all the questions and then we flip
it and they take the box andask the questions. Or should we both
do boomer? Both do millennia?Both do boomer? Like that? Okay,
boom are you saying it like that? You sound funny? Boom boom

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boom boom? Should we both dobooms? We both do bounds boom around
Boomer boomer Boomer has it? Boomhas it? It was a play on
words, Dave, Okay, allright, I'm gonna pick the question for
this one. Wait do you thinkI know I can't see that? Right?

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Do you have your glasses? Thisis exactly what You're gonna have to
get your glasses because he does youjust him look at his phone? Us.
All right, this is one Ithink most people will know. This
is one I think most people willknow for sure. Wait wait, wait,
so you're gonna ask the question andthen me and Zoe are going to
discuss about it? Should we discussabout it out loud? Yes? For

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sure? All right? I mean, unless you think you know silence would
be good for you? Can Iadd something? If you automatically know it?
Can you give me a second?Because I think we both know I'm
gonna be bad at this game.It's okay, So I just kind of
want to give myself a second tobe like because if you automatically no,
I'm just gonna be like, yougot the answer, that's all right?

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You understand? Okay? That'll work? Are you getting irritated to it that
way? No? Okay is legend, Sirrup Brady. For the first questions,
here we continue. Name the nineteenfifties bespectacled raw Idol who had hits
with That'll be the Day, AndPeggy sue, he had glasses be spectacled.

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Yeah, he's dead. Classes sayit again. I thought of an
album nineteen fifties be Spectacled rock Idolwho had hits with That'll be the Day?
And Peggy sue question, do youboth know this? Yes? Oh
yeah, I know this? Yeaboomer. I'm just trying to think of
an old guy with glasses. It'sone guy, one guy with glasses,

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and probably most known for the glasses. Wait, white easily, I don't
see anywhere to give you. Youhave to give an answer together. You
have to communicate and give an answertogether. You can talk about it out
loud, just don't tell us whatyour answer is gonna like. You could
talk openly about who you think youranswer is gonna be without locking it in.

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It's not locked up. He saidglasses. I don't know if this
person wears glasses all the time,but I've seen glasses on them all right?
Could it be Elton John? Imean, okay, were they prescription
or were they like flamboyant? Becauseyou have to I mean the questions,

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okay, okay, okay, Ium spectacle, Peggy, I know that.
I know that I thought of Beatlesat first because just because one guy,
one guy, one guy. Whenyou sing the song no d Um

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super stop Elvis, I knew eithergonna. I knew she was gonna say
that. I was gonna try tostop it. That's not it's it's not
they're not locking that in I.Um man, people are losing their minds.
One singing what were the names ofone guy? Peggy Sue and that'll
be the day. Yeah, PeggySue and that'll be the day. That'll
be either day done? Oh?Um, what's his name? You didn't

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sound like Elvis when you do?He's um similar the same time, but
he's white, brown hair, blueeyes, Roy Orbison very close. I
don't know who that is. Um. No. Remember when we were in
other Day and someone was playing theguitar. We were in guitarson to the

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other Day as I was playing guitarand I was like, thank so,
um, we're saying it. Idon't know what's does he is? He
a brown hair, blue eyes andhe's white. I don't know about blue
eyes. And he's still alive.No, I don't know. I believe

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he died in a plane crash.He did die in a plane crash.
Oldest reading, Oldest Redding is definitelynot white. Did you say that's my
favorite? Okay, give us ananswer. Lock something in royal orbis on
us. Okay, they already saidno to that. Why that's like he
said that crash I was riding diein a plane crash, right, mm

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hmmm, I think so. Yeah. I don't think he wears glasses.
And he said he was white.This person is white. But we're not
doing hands. Remember, we betterget a million chances. I know that.
Yeah, I don't know for theanswer. Yeah, Buddy Holly,
that is like the whitest name evertoo pretty white Buddy, Buddy, Holly,

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Buddy Holly, Buddy Holly, BuddyHolly. Seems like you do not
get your way. It is Buddy, it is buddy, Buddy Holiday.
Oh that's what I was saying toIt's a very Christmas name, Buddy.
I'm gonna put it over here sowe don't get it mixed up. I
don't think we should spend that muchtime on them. I think we needed

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well, we gotta give me.Yeah, I mean we're just working out
the bus, right. The episodeis almost over, so let's get you
pull a boomer card for us andask us a boomer question. Boom,
don't look at it, y'all areold. There's pressure on us to get

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these old questions. Between Dave andI. We know every answer in this
boy. You sure we just can'tremember when? Yeah, we know it.
We just might forget a lot ofthem, right, are you guys
ready ready? Mickey Dolan's, DavyJones, Mike Nez Smith and Peter Twart

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comprised what television made band the Monkeys? Yep, I second that we are.
I just can't hear you, becausecould you guys hear me? Okay,
yeah, good job. Wow,I mean boomer boomer, boom er,

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crushing it, crushing it. Althoughwe are the favorites in the beginning,
you realize that this is our thisis our jam. We're going gen
X. You want to read it? You want me to do the reading?
Okay, I just want to makesure. Uh all right, Hey,
here we go. Who famously toldhis wife, Honey, I forgot

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to duck after an assassination attempt onhis life. So what was the first
words, Honey, I forgot toduck. Who famously told his wife,
Honey, I forgot to duck afteran assassination attempt on his life. The
iceman from Incredibles, what's his name? That's honey, where's my super suit?

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And no one tried to assassinate Iknow, honey, I shrunk the
kids. It was all Samuel L. Jackson, every bit of it.
Honey. No one tried to assassinateFrozone. Other people start sentence us with
honey, time was another sentence?Okay, okay, No, it definitely

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wasn't. I didn't know. Therewere terrible answers. Um I knew the
okay, like a legit assassination asan actual assassin. It's actually on video
too. Oh is it a president? No, not a president. I
wasn't going to answer that question.But okay, we all at least three

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of us, he said, Honey, I forgot the duck. It was
a president. Yeah, Honey,I'm gonna sound stupid. Well, then
let Zoe answer. Let me mightsound a little stupid or what's okay,
wait till we get to the genz stuff. We don't know any of
this quote, Honey, I forgotthe duck. Forgot the duck, the

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one that the one that got shotat um. Yeah, that one he
actually went on. He actually wentup again, and I said, Richard
next time. That is incorrect.So, um, there was an assassination
attempt on Richard Nixon? Was there? Not that I know? There was
a character assassination because um, RonaldReagan was the answer. Ronald Reagan.

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Yeah, yeah, I heard aboutthat. I went to the Yeah,
and shortly after he was giving atalk, his very next speech, a
balloon popped. I remember. Isaw he didn't flinch, He just goes.
You missed. I saw that,Yeah, you missed. It was
so cool. Yeah, So,uh, you don't get that. I

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don't. Was he I didn't.Was he a good president? Um?
You know when he was president?He was a president. We'll leave that
for another podcast. We will leavethat for a different podcasting. Yeah,
doing gen X next? Now thatwas a gen X question, by the
way, definitely happened in our lifetimes. Stuck in my head too. All

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right, are you guys ready ready? Ready? You know you are you
picking it? Like? Are didyou read the answer? All right?
Cool? Got it? All right? Link An elf like hero protected his
homeland of High Rule and saved thePrincess in this video game series, first
introduced in nineteen eighty six. Answeron the count of three, Ready,
one, two, three, Zelda, the legend of Zelo. I mean,

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come up, Zelda. Half,No, it's our point. We're
putting our points right here. Letdown, gosh, what's going on my
broad shoulder? Mind? I actuallydid that when it was my fault.
You gotta mind the gap crushing itso far. But although we're supposed to
be though, you know what Imean. It is. It's a brand

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new box with the whole game init. All right, ready for your
millennial question. Millennial question, millenialdarlin, Are you ready millennial? Let
me let's see yes always um,all right, all right, this is

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a this is a real thing,okay, and it's a it's I'm not
going to know about monster it correct, We get another card. Here we
go. In the in the earlynineties, an abused wife castrated her husband
with a carving knife. What washer names? Calm down down, um

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castrated? Literally, she took aknife from and you cut didn't he didn't?
She she cut off She cut offa portion of the man's penis.
I believe, uh, they say, although they say castrated, which I
think I think technically is like testicles. But I don't think she didn't know.

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I remember this because she threw itout the window over out the window.
They found it and reattached it.That's the question. On the car
made a movie and then a movie. Yeah he did. There's video of
him. To know her name?What's her name? It actually kind of
became a verb for what for whatshe did? Her last name is like
what she did too. I don'tknow about this. Sounds like Amanda,

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an Amanda. She sounds like awe're just gonna we're just gonna throw all
Amanda's under the bus. You know, you know, you know, what's
her name? Miranda? No funny, it's not Miranda. It's yes,
he baby, You're just gonna keepguessing names. She's hoping that she's stumble
across the name. I'm gonna gorandom name. I remember this, I

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know, I know exactly what itis. I just can't what does this
start with? What does it feellike? What color does the name feel
like? Does it what color doesit feel like? The color feels like
like maroon? Oh because of bloodlike Veronica situation. Yeah, it's in
the Veronica field. I think it'sin that. It's that it's that color.

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Yeah, it's that brownish gray.Brittany uh, Brittany Uh. Look
if you don't know the answer,I think the answer is I don't know.
Okay, we don't know how wedon't know, Bob Lorena because I'm
like, oh, I get it, But all right, you gotta ask

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us a millennial question. It's okay, we're about to listen. It was
supposed to be this way because westarted old we need like we need alpha
cards or something. I think it'sthis. I think we keep yeah,
yeah, millennial. Look at theanswer. I'm about ready for another drink

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refresh, and we probably need tocheck the cameras. This one's still running
after we crossed this question right here? All right, gen Z, I
hardly know any of the gen Zquestions ever. Oh yeah, probably you're
talking to your microphone. I'm probablynot gonna do grade at it either.
Okay, this one. When youdo stand up, do you normally hold

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it up tighter? Some people keepit really low? That's right here.
Yeah, yeah, I'm kind ofin the middle. You don't think all
right, all right, are youready? If you don't think they would
be good, just pick a differentcard. Now you're right, we got
oh they wanted. Okay, whatcountry crooner of songs? When I call

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your name and whenever you come around, when a record fourteen Grammy's during the
nineteen nineties, country crooner, countrycrooner? Yeah, so this is a
read it again. Sometimes they gettricky with how they ask the question,
what country country crooner of songs?When I call your name and whenever you

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come around, when a record fourteenGrammys during the nineteen nineties, whenever you
come around, I should know this. It is my It is my jam
uh country crooner. But why wouldthey say country and croner? That kind
of makes me think of like FrankSinatra's vibe. But what's going on over
there? We're just on our synchronizations. Whenever I come around, whenever you

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know I'm around, whenever you comearound, and when I call your name,
when I call your name, holdon. We're not thinking Randy Travis,
you know, hold on? Holdon? I wonder if it's Vince
Gill. Yes, yes, youshould, Wow, I was on it.
I was on it. Whenever youcome around is what got me.

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Yeah, baby, being a redneckpaid off. I need chocolate, all
right, you're getting some z canwe do a round of just gen Z,
gen Z, I need some chocolateright now, you have some chocolate.
It's impossible for them to win unlessthey unless they get the unless they
get the bonus. Let's see,like, I need some chocolate, pit.

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I was like, you have somechocolate. Bit um, he's dark
chocolate. That's milk chocolate chocolate.I'm gonna pick a different because I don't
think winning because they're too busy goofingaround, finger around. That's why they're
sludging off. All right, allright, listen, okay, we're listening.

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I'm actually gonna give you what Ithink is the easiest question on this
card. I'm trying to throw youa little gen z bone. I am
just throat because I think you shouldknow. I think you should know this
ready, And it's in music.Both of you are music. Ke's all
right, here we go. Whatwas the name of the rapper who had
a twenty four million dollars pink diamondimplanted in his hand? It is a

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little easy, okay, bow allright? Three to one. I was
I was trying because I didn't reallyhave a twenty dollars right here, and
I'm like, that's twenty four milliondollars. That's very dumb. All you
gotta do is get curb stomped andthen you're robbed. Gen Z, you
gotta ask Z question bus one point. I'm gonna get it implanted into try

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to be easy ones. I waseasy on you for gen Z. They're
not gonna be easy. Hon.No, I was too nice. I
shouldn't have done that. Oh,this is they're not going to get that
fascinating. I think you should dothis one just because it most people are

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going to know that, but Idon't know that they're going to be specific
to them. All right, Okay, let's get it. Here we go
in this twenty eighteen. In twentyeighteen, this celebrity helped secure a presidential
commutation for Alice Marie Johnson, anon violent drug offender serving a life sentence.
Kim Kardashian Kardashie, let's go,let's go. Did we just did

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we just get a queen? Sweetnickname use on our blogos and we're gonna
know that? What was it?What nickname did Red Drummond use on her
blog cooking shows and lifestyle brand?Who re Drummond? Yeah? Yeah,
I never heard of that little drummer. Fine, I'll just be my own

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pioneer woman. Yeah, great,my own team. Boo boo bo oh.
We're causing division over there on theother side, she's about to go
back to guys, let me stop. Um, I think we need to

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check the cameras, check the gates, refresh the drinks, and then do
the challenges challenges to see if youcan come back. That sounds like all
right, because we got who goodwatch out good catch situation. Okay,
so this is a commercial break andcommercial whole time. No I she has

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to. She's very particular about it. Put away podcast, rex the commercial
the commercial let her speak, David, go ahead, bad thanks man,
You're welcome. I hope no oneelse uses this. Mike, I'm a
little sick. The commercial break usofficially started the commercial break. All right,

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so we're on the sorry welcome backto the podcast. Um, we're
we moved on to the challenge portion. What we need to do, though,
is figure out how many of thesehow many of these are gonna give
them because this is their only shotto come back? WHOA why five?
And why did you do it?This? Who does that? So let
me ask this? We humming thesong and they have to guess what it

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is because no, no, no, no, no no, we have
to do between us, like Ihave to look at the card and hump
for you, or you have tohump for me, um and then the
other way around. But but howmany chances are were they gonna get?
Because right now, crush five,five, four, take it or leave
it? We only have one point. We're not giving you the game three

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tries, right, tries three,but that only adds up to four cars,
right, so you can tie itand we only got to win one
and you have to win all ofyour challenges. Okay, but next round,
we're going from gen Z to Boomer. Why do you think that matters?
Well, is there gonna be anotherround? This is a we're already
forty minutes into this podcast. We'reforty minutes. Well probably not because we

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took a break, so you're gonnacut a lot of this out. Yes,
I think we need to do anothergame like this anyway, he's very
distracted. Maybe I'm listening. Okay, I need I think we do another
game. I think we need todo another game. I care about what

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you have to say. To listen, clearly, I do as not as
well, okay, you do.Your father and I are about a face
off. I'm having fun with thegame out. Yeah, it's only six
forties. I think we got sometime to play, plenty of time to
order food and do it. Yeah, yeah, we can do our thing.
Let's get we have a chance tojust tie. I mean, I'm
gonna get with five challenges. Five, let's five five five would be five

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each. That's ten challenges. That'sa lot of more time. I'm cool
with getting five chances because even evenif we get them wrong, we'll just
consider it a tie or we lost. We don't get a chance to win
because you guys clearly we have.So you want to do all five of
your challenges first to see if youeven give us get a shot. Yeah,
let's do it that when we mighteven well, but I kind of
want to do this, Okay,all right, I just I pulled a

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random one, but I don't haven't. I don't know. I mean,
I I glanced down, but Idon't know if I call what was that?
It was the telepathy? Don't worryabout it, okay, all right?
So um, all right, Idon't think it's fair that I already
looked at it I was gonna giveit to you, and I glanced down
at it. I don't think it'sfair. What I mean I'm gonna give
Do you want to shoot? Shouldlet them act? What do you have

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to do with it? Uh?Well, just because you know it?
Okay, get your team to guessthe song or the jingle. Oh if
you don't know oh it? Ohyou would know that. You would know
this, but I don't know it. I don't know it. So give
it. You're on a team.Give it to him, but I already
know the answer. Oh, ifyou give it a guess this bro um,

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choose any player. Choose any playerfrom another team to perform the challenge
if they get it right. Okay, now we can't do that. Um,
if you could do this, Iwould give you double points. But
I don't think either one of youknow it. Can I try to get
him to say it in a differentway? Okay? Yeah? Oh do

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you mind about um? Wally?Wally? Leave it to Beaver. Yeah.
See that's what happened. I justsaid Wally, and he got it.

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Give us a card too much?All right? There's there's act,
there's act, hum and dance.We could try the dance if you want,
but it's gonna be hard for thecameras. I love this game.
This is so okay. There's nota lot of things you can do.
I didn't see anything. I didn'tknow, Wow, new card. I

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didn't see anything. You don't reallydidn't see it. I swear to god,
it was a bunch of jobs.Right now, all right, okay,
right now, UM, don't letus pull the car back. I
look, I can't. This isn'tact out. This isn't act out.
But can I do a hum ofof of of something? You can either
act at home whatever way you thinkyou can get hurt of Sin's to know
the answer? Mmmmmmm that's all shegets. No more can I can?

(32:54):
I? I'm it's a meme kindof okay, and this is this is
what it is? Who who alreadyknow what it is? Lebron? Oh
can we steal it? I thinkwe just all the points? Wow,
familiar. I was like, whatdoes it say you're supposed to do?

(33:15):
What were you supposed to do?Um? It just says your team.
It just says to act it outright. I mean you can you can
run when your feet out. Youguys get this because we didn't discuss that
you could steal a car. Idon't nobody did it? Okay, fine
taking a card. From now hereon, you can steal you can steal

(33:37):
cars, but give them an opportunityto answer. Yeah, well we'll say
you you get your opportunities. Thisis the beauty of making up your own
rules. I heard you both teamsyou you both so we can't just shout
it out. You both keep melike, now you get opportunity to figure
it out because we don't know.All right, we're gonna do the same,
all right, all right, Idon't know who that is, said,
are exactly the same dad? That'sthe dad? Shut up, all

(34:00):
right, I don't know who thatis. Oh baby, do you want
me to do? You want meto pick a card? I don't.
If I don't know who it is, how are you going to get me
to say it? No, lether pick a different card, because you've
already gone through two. You havegone I've gone through one. That's your
second card. I don't know whothis is, so this doesn't count.
I'm gonna put it to the side, right And she said, do you
want me to pick a card?You were like, but if I don't

(34:21):
know, it would be a differentcard the same card. Yeah, if
I pick a card, I'm gonnagrab one. Well, I thought you
meant like you know what to takeyour el? Just take the elk Okay,
okay, I don't trust blame on, all right, darling. You'd
also just get me to say it. Okay, Yeah, this is gonna
be easy. Is it an act? Or does it say dance at the

(34:45):
top? Were an act? Oh? Oh no, how well I could
hit this? No? Hold on, let me let me see if you
got some room. Oh you havea little bit of room to move.
Okay, okay, okay, theygot dug All right, you dig one

(35:14):
of these and then try to findone that said, let's act or hum
unless you know the dance? Imean, we could try the dance.
Are you sure you got I thinkyou got the wrong one. Oh you
got, Boomer? Sorry, Flipit challenges are right there. Smack it,
flip it, rub it down,reverse, hang down, flip it

(35:37):
and reverse it. Start. We'reready have to act us out, all
right, you go. It's funnyto me him. Look maneuver, Boomer,
is this kindergarten? It's easy?Pound wow? Wow? All right?

(36:10):
One hunchy Heimlich Maneuverhead's return. Wouldyou have known the Heimlich maneuver to
listen? Yeah, I know you'reCPR certified. I am. I'd just
been three hours learning about it.She's like, trauma, Yes, trauma.

(36:32):
All right, here we go.I don't know this, but I
can probably get you to say it. Okay? Is it? Does it
say act, dance or hum?It says hum? Oh? All right,
all right, so put the cardown. Oh wait, maybe I
just don't know if I'm gonna doit right. Okay, that's it's the
point of the game. No,I'm gonna try and get you to say

(36:53):
the words separately, okay, tryingto hum first mm hmmmm mm hmmmm,
joula all the way. Yeah,but no, just let me let me
do this. Okay, it's it'sthree words. Um, littles does what
all the time? Messes with ghosts? No? What does he do all

(37:16):
the time? Little? Yeah?Pas on boxes? And we're like,
shut up, littles, Why thisis too much? This is like too
open. It doesn't stop talking.What does a cat make? Okay?
And what what is? What doesthis look like I'm doing? Now?

(37:37):
We were playing raids instead of mindthe gap? Come on, I'm gonna
make I have this flower eggs andI'm doing what mixing? Yeah, so
take this that word and no,no cato food, no almost m m

(38:00):
m m. But what type ofthing is that? A jingle? Jingo?
No, that was terrible. No, you don't get that. Absolutely,
it's a matter of fact. Youget a minus point. She put
it up there like, yeah,I told you I didn't know it.
Yeah, that was too much.So I think the option would have been
to take another card. You'll Idon't know what to tell you. I'll

(38:29):
get that. Oh she's said,Okay, okay, supposed to be our
turn. But that's a fine,that's fine. Don't you don't get it
turn. You don't care about turns. I care about turns. Oh.
I just don't think that was fair. It was okay, what'll you give
you? We'll give you a mulligan. We need more clear rules and well

(38:49):
they so so just so you know, hold on, so you so you
know actually in this package right here, there's a whole like it's a board
game with like very specific rules.We were just trying to break the rules
for the podcast to just make itour own easier because and also because because
honestly, to do it correctly,we would need like the board out right

(39:10):
here, and there's a mixer hereinstead, So we're trying to do like
audio and video a little more difficult. But when people get it at home,
there's like a literal board, theycan get it and it's got very
specific its daughter has an issue withthat. I think you are playing with
the just the cards of which people, the questions, questions of of which

(39:31):
people, it's half years of whichpeople. Matter of fact that we talked
to from Solid Roots who did thegame, by the way, they were
even like, make up your ownlittle situation if you need to live the
cards. We're we're not playing.No. But I'm saying is is you're
like, it's actually very specific withrules, like we can do it that
way. Even said on top ofthat, you can make up your own

(39:53):
rules, so right, I don'tbecause you're like just for the podcast at
home, you can make up yourown rules tool too. It matter affect.
Solid Roots were even like sure,but I was just sparking to her,
being like, like, it's it'sconfusing. I wanted people to know
it's not all confusing. It's confusingbecause we are ignoring the rules. I
have a card. You do havea click down. Thank you. Let's

(40:13):
move on and look down down sothat it's a dance. Oh, thank
you. You're not supposed to guessyet. I knew she was gonna get
that. She was like that.I don't think how many is that?
How many is that? Two toa bunch? There's my turn to do
a challenge for you. Five?Oh no, horses, Ope, it's

(40:37):
still recording one. Five do weOkay? Here we go, get your
team to guess the answer on thecard by acting it out. All right,
let's see it. Clearing your throat, Calm down, allergies, baby

(41:01):
Tarzan the monkey man swinging from arubber band. No no, no,
no, no, no, notill this has no idea. Watch for
that. Look. I know it'syeah. I mixed them up. That's

(41:22):
why I stopped singing. Look outfor that tree. I mixed them up
quick looking. I think this isa this is I'm so proud of a
demolition slow. We said we'd givethem five, but I don't know how
many we give them? Not enough? Three? What is this? Is

(41:43):
this? Number? Three? Number? Three? Okay, okay, okay,
okay. I think I can actuallydo this one. I don't know.
I don't know if this is thestart. But no, no,
no, no, no, nono no? Uh uh did it again?
Don't say any words like you're almostsaying a word. It sounds like

(42:05):
when did you become a ref?Do you want to fix my tie?
The other way? It was offensive? The only part that I can recall,
right now, that can I?I know, I know, hold

(42:27):
on, don't steal yet, don'tsteal yet. It's up to them.
I'm on the no no, no, no, no no. Are you
guessing? You get us in troubleover there? But you're trying to steal
the points less it's less music,it's more m Is it a television show?

(42:50):
Is it like a like a likea show or a jingle for like
a product? It's a show.I can't believe. That's the only part
that I can remember. We wewe watched the the other day. We
watched it Tuesday morning. Remember Iwoke up. I don't think man camp
Rock Remember musical we're watching the movie. Rock has one of the characters.
And remember how about just give hima car? Just gan them a car?

(43:19):
Just widow wait, wizards, way, get all right? You got
a point an challenges right here.Pick a challenge. Pick a challenge,
Jenny challenge, pick a challenge,any challenge. Ladies, gentlemen of the
Todd Rex very funny comedian, gowatch his special on Amazon, Beautiful Mass.

(43:45):
I'm in Actually I made him atiketok. I actually made actually made
him a TikTok where you're throwing thepillow at him. Oh yeah, I
cut that into a TikTok up.I am up. All right, So
try to get this is an actdancer hum that says act. Okay,

(44:08):
what are you gonna do? DoI have to? No? I mean
if you can hum, you canhum? But all right, well can
I hum? Sure you're gonna getit as soon as I start humming it,
don't don't the bar too high,Wizard of Oz. We are we

(44:28):
are good at this. No,I think we're good. I would have
got that one as well. Iprobably wouldn't have. Okay, all right,
you need a new part, justso hold on. Can we stop
for a second. Listen to whathe just hummed. He said he was
gonna do this. You know thatthat's his worst fear. What flying monkeys?

(44:58):
No, the lady on the biin that tornado. I'd get you
a dog too. Listen, I'mnot scared of ghosts. You don't believe
in ghosts, I don't. Idon't believe in ghosts or demons or any

(45:19):
of that stuff. Would you believein that old bag on the bike.
But people aren't supposed to ride thebike in the air? So what do
you think about you? And thatfreaks me out. I think Daniel Sandoval
would have that sound. That soundanything, it gives me chills. I
don't know. I was like fivewhen I saw the first time. It

(45:39):
messed me up, like and thenI'll get you my pretty and your little
dog too. No, stop it, close the window, locket. What
are we doing? A school teacher? I know she's a very sweet person,
and I know she actually that greenpaint caused her a lot of like
poisoning and made her sick. Itactually was a lot, it was.

(46:00):
It was a big deal, likeshe she went through a lot with that.
But but I gotta tell you thatthat that sounds still to this day,
I'm forty two years old. Tothis day, that sound triggers me
as like a deep seated fear forsome reason, like that's just I don't
think. I don't think there's anyreason for that whatsoever. But I would

(46:24):
have known it, but I don'tlike it. You wouldn't have been happy.
I wouldn't have been happy about it, but I would have got the
right answer either way. Zoe.Hey, guys, we don't have to
continue that, okay, because I'mgonna I'm gonna have nightmares. You're gonna
give me nightmares. He all right, dance you know this one? I

(46:51):
know it, I know it.You we can steal it. Let us
steal it, Zoe. Yes,y'all, that's Superman. That wall's me.
You see. That's the thing.We're not just gen X. We're
cool gen X. I be Sothat's very unbecoming, not the worst.

(47:16):
Let's get our thirty seventh point.You don't want to mind the gap.
About to crush this one too,all right? The one? All right?
Here we go sing so so thisis the jingle to a uh to
a business. Okay, I'm ready. No no no no, no,

(47:40):
no no no, You're gonna crushthis one. Tong no no no no
no no no no no no nono. Yeah, we go toys,
r rus Kid. I don't wantto grow up. I'm a toys,
r rust kid, what's up withit? Potna? Potna? Same with

(48:04):
your chest, Potna. I thinkwe need to get a game fan.
I think that was five looking atit. So we have to make this
a regular thing. Wait a minute, I think I know who this is.
Okay, all right, we'll right, we'll find out. All right,

(48:27):
let's go. Is it act danceor hum? It's act? But
I'm gonna look at na, lookat Nila bears, give me your nyla.
Do you want to come here?Do you want to come here?
All right? How much you stayover there? Oh? Princess La from
Star Wars? Yeah, what happened? She said? Her m she did

(48:55):
this first? I tried, andI was like, brain and y'all are
too busy, goof off. Soso I'll let you be the judge.
We didn't see what was happening.I was trying to call my dog over
that apparently didn't want to come over. So I'll let you be the judge
in the comments. Whether or notshe got that correctly, she did,
Okay, all right, last one, right? How many we've gotten all
of these, haven't we? So? One, two, three, four,

(49:21):
we've done five, we've done fivealready we have We've gotten all of
them one, two, three,four, five. I don't know how
many we have. We have fivejust yeah, okay, wait we got
these two. You get a secondshe said, you get a second chance

(49:42):
on That's the one I didn't knowwas Roy. We checked these videos not
this one is right as well.Y'all know Roy Rogers, Yes, and
like personally like personally you know Roryand his horse Trigger. Yeah, he
used to come over all the time. Trigger. He used to come over
to the house where you get ahamburger and a whole store of fries.

(50:02):
Huh. The Roy Rogers Colosseum isin Fort Worth, Texas. It was
right down the street from where Igrew up in Texas. Remember when I
wasn't allowed to go on the fieldtrip I told you about, Yeah,
that was at the Roy Rogers Colosseumcalled Colin Powell was coming to speak and
I wasn't allowed to go. Whatdid you do that? You really want

(50:23):
to hear the answer to that.I'll tell you the answer. It's not
really for this podcast, but I'lltell you all right. It's a true
story. So the school I wasat was ninety two black. I was
one of the only white kids inthe school. Okay, they bust him
in, bust me in for thediversity. No. I lived down the
street and and the principal was black, the vice principal was black, all

(50:47):
the administration was black. Nine percentof the school was black. And um,
they said it was a minority fieldtrip and it wasn't for white people.
And that was true, It's reallytrue. And I went to the
vice principal's office and I was like, I've been following politics. I love
Colin Powell. I would love tosee him speak. And he was like,

(51:07):
it's not for you. It's aminority field trip. And I was
like, I was like, Igo, I go. And what I
said in this office was maybe youneed to look up the word minority.
And he was like, get thehell out of my office. And they
literally sent me to detention. AndI wasn't allowed to go on the field
trip. It was just like meand five white kids and detentions. And
they put like five or six peopleon busses, and there was it was

(51:28):
a big school, like you know, there were a few hundred people.
Could have just put you on theback of the bus. I would have
been fine. With it. Iwould have been everything up. Listen,
I understand, I get the reference. I would have been fine with it.
Put me on the back. Iwant to see Colin Powell speak.
I wasn't allowed to go, literallybecause it wasn't for white people. And
that that was at the Roy RogersColiseum right down the street, and it
was only probably twelve minutes from whereI lived. What do who do?

(51:51):
Y y y y? Roy Rogerscowboy, famous cowboys. It's a long
story. He's white, Oh yeah, extra white. His name is le
Roy Rogers. He was extra whitewith white sprinkles on top. He was
very white. Is a famous cowboyactor. He did a lot of stuff.

(52:15):
How old was he thirty six atthe time or this question doesn't make
any dead. Absolutely, he onlylived in black and white. I just
think it's interesting that they would imaginegoing your whole life and never seeing color
black and white his whole life.Why would they want to go see Roy?
No? No, it was thatthe colosseum was named after him.

(52:37):
It was called the Roy Rogers Colosseum. Colin Powell from our federal government.
Well, he's mixed, I think, but he was coming by racial team
Bage's team. Uh, and theythey were coming. Do you have a
dance? Does Team Beage have adance? Right there? Well, then
we slow it down, Yeah,go ahead, Colin. No, it

(53:02):
was the roy Rogers. This hasbeen so far off the rails. It
was a Roy Rogers coliseum where ColinPowell was coming to speak. I wanted
to see him speak. I wasinto politics. I wasn't allowed to go,
literally because I was white. Itwas the true, true thing happened
Everman High School nineteen ninety ninety seven, maybe ninety eight, ninety six,

(53:23):
ninety seven, some somewhere between ninetysix ninety eight. I was not allowed
to go. It's a real thingto happen. Good thing. They might
have auctioned you off. How much. Let's stop, please you, Let's
get onto the let's get out ofthe challenge. Come on, I think
this is your last chief. Mypeople wouldn't have been able to afford years

(53:44):
getting uncomfortable. Let's move on.Let's move on. It's an act out
that I have to do for you. Dave, What what for you?
I thought we were Oh, youalready pulled the card. Oh he pulled
the car. But he doesn't goahead all right. Oh, he's right,
he's right. You guys just didNow we have to do all right,
go ahead. It's an action.It's not a commercial or anything like

(54:07):
this. It's just an action.It's not a commercial, it's not a
television show. It's not a songor anything like that. So you just
have to figure out what I'm doing. Sounds um, I mean he's breaking?
What am doing? First? You'restruggling to break up snap and then

(54:30):
it breaks snap into a slim gymcommercial. I got it, steel baby,
you're bending break. I feel likeit's I feel like it's so obvious
when you did it. Hold on, we're not ready for that. What

(54:52):
he said? What give us asecond? Yes? Oh you said both
of us have to give me onemore shot. Bend until a break,
bender, don't give me a timer. We didn't even discuss timers. Bend
and break, snap, ben snap, I've been snapping, said breaking snap.

(55:27):
You already said bendon snaps. It'sbend and snap. That's what I
said. You did say, That'swhat I said. I said benden snap
a long time ago. Didn't Isaid bend and break, and then I
went bend and snap snap. Iwasn't confident. Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. Didyou say bend and snap to her?

(55:49):
I have to do it. Yousaid I got you whispered something?
You mean, I got it?I got it. Did you say bend
and snap? No? Okay,what did you say? What did you
say don't worry about it? Didyou say snap to a slim jim?
No? No, oh. Whatwe're talking about. All we're trying to
determine now is how many we wonby. So I don't really care about
this, but I technically got it. I said bend and snap. Okay,
all right? Can I can Isee this for a second? Can

(56:12):
let me see this? Hold on? Bendon snap? Is it a name
of a TV show or something?It's just an action to bend and snap.
If you don't know what, chooseanother player from. Yeah, it
just says bendon snap. I thinkwe got it, all right? Yeah
you got it? If you saidit. But he didn't. He was
He didn't confirm, be like yougot it. Yes he did. Y'all

(56:34):
were talking to each other as usual, you guys in the comments Bendon snap.
It was like I was like yes, and then we were supposed to
stop at we said we would dofive and I think this is this is
the seventh one you're doing? Allright? Here we go. I'm any

(57:00):
cards? Do you have? Howmany points do you have right now?
Three? I think it's four.I'm going three. I'm going for how
many of you? Now she's gettingcards? Sick? There's six six,
six cards there? Those don't count. I'm looking ones you got wrong,

(57:23):
babe, you put it in.You know what if we if we included
the ones they got wrong, theywouldn't be winning. That got the dance?
We have six cars? Don't youhave six? Wait? But where's
our where's our? Like? Whatare we have? Oh? My goodness?

(57:45):
Did you mind the box? Ihanded it to you? And then
you just kind of like did youmake eye confort for me? And make
sure? I thought I was gonnawe're gonna have this argument? Really yeah,
I said hold this and you hadit in your hand, and I
like, look, no matter happensbetween these No matter what happens between these
two, we're still doing comedy.Okay, I have to dance. Wait
a minute, are we not goingto acknowledge the cards on the ground?

(58:06):
Do you guys want to take acommercial? Do you have a card in
your hand. Let's just let themdo the card and then we'll wrap it
up, because you're not gonna winwith this card. But I'm curious.
This is our points. That's allyour points are. There's no way that
we only have four more points.You only got one question right during the
gen Z period. All right,go ahead, challenges. You've been doing

(58:29):
pretty good. I think we've gotevery question right we have. There's no
way we're only winning by four points. Right, yeah, oh I know
that. Yes, dang it,I was gonna steal it, Milli Rock,
I can't. You know what's funny. I've never been able to do
the Milli Rock. I've been adecent danswer in my life. For whatever
reason, when I try to dothis, my body doesn't go the right

(58:51):
direction. How do I? Yeah? Yeah, I'm trying to get it.
No, you got because, okay, teach me, teach me.
No, it's not it's not ateaching. You just get into the I'm
either already Millie rocking or all right, all right, all right down,
put them right down in New York. I'm Millie. No. I think

(59:15):
we're gonna go on a commercial breaknow, okay, pick it up,
pick it up, scoopid underneath andthen you like transfer it. It's like,
oh kind of hit. It lookslike a dog trying to get away
from something, girl like, I'mscared. Well, that's this is for

(59:37):
after the podcast. It's gonna takea little bit longer than all right,
we officially either are we done?Three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten. I think I think we got every
single question correct? Correct? Whatwhat? Thanks so much for tuning in.

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(01:01:04):
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x right O E R e xone x two x two x x so

(01:02:20):
if your daughter, if your fatherand daughter, why do you spell your
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even and that's actually and that's whyI do. That's actually the reason why
you did it because t O DD E X right, So are Oe?

(01:02:42):
Why? Then I would add theextra x because it would look so
if you had put the why iscorny? Sorry, Zoey's with why?
But two is a way to go. Come on? Yeah. That means
that your name needs to be small. Mine makes sense because to listend smally
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small, David small small because wow, team, are you on bro do

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(01:03:30):
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(01:03:52):
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