2000s Words

From Carrot Top to Korn, does Talissa know the 2000's?

Episode Transcript

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patrons only August twelfth at four pmwhere Telissa gets to learn about Polaroid cameras.
Please turn it off. Oh itwon't go off. Are you being
serious? I have to take apicture of you or it won't go I'm
just getting a turn off. OhI thought I thought you were doing serious.

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I was like, I'm gonna makesense. You have one go.
That's what everything from the nineties oreighties is. You have one chance,
one go. You have one chance, and if you miss it, that's
it. Nothing more. Yep.You just dealt with stuff broken or sideways
or cricket or blurry or blinking.Yeah look, no back button, no
back button, no undo, nocommand Z wouldn't be able to do it.

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Rough life. Seriously, what areyou showing me? You still haven't
told me what we're doing. Getevery single episode plus video and talk to
us in the comments and daughterpod dotcom today on daughter issues two thousands words,

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I'll know this well to listen,No two thousand's words. I hope
let's throw down, because remember theseare things that teenagers said in the two
thousands, and you weren't born untiltwo thousand and four, so even if
you were alive, but wouldn't reallycarry over a lot of times they did.

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And some of the stuff is evencoming back already. It's been so
long. I bet you I knowmore two thousands stuff than you do because
you were already stressing out and anadult at work and doing your own things,
not being a teenager, so thatyou'll know sling In two thousand,
I was the lead singer of aband. Oh I thought you were doing
like airplane stuff. No, thatwasn't until two ten. Oh that's when

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I was thirty. I had that. That not the same thing. Two
thousands is like two thousand and tenand below, or two two thousand and
nine. Two thousand and nine totwo thousand is the two thousands? Oh
yeah, this would be the twentytens, would be two thousand and ten
to two thousand nineteen. That makessense because well, whenever I tell my
phone twousand and tens music or thousands, that makes right, right, right?

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Okay, So yeah, I wasin a band. I was living
my best life. We were touring, you know most of them. I
mean, this is this is whatI was on stage with an eyebrow ring
and no shirt and a beanie wrappingstuff that would make you cringe. Today
twelve hundred people were cringe. Ohyeah, wait till you see some of
the videos if you did it today. Oh you mean to show you no

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park it don't. Let's just showyou something my songs. No, I
can't wrap unless my shirts off.Sounds like the eighties, the what's eighties?
When I was nine, when Iwas born, When I was ten,
When was rap invented? I don'tknow what are you showing me?
Late seventies early eighties is when rapwas invented. Okay? So I was

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right, okay, but that's notwhen I was performing it. I was
performing it in two thousand to twothousand and two. I was doing like
Limp Biscuit Lincoln Park, like thatstyle corn heavy metal corn, you know,
corn, carrots, carrot top.Isn't that one of them Tulisa,

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what why are you living in thatface at me? Yeah? Sometimes I
pull out the old acoustic guitar andI do my carrot cover songs. Is
that not as Oh? Wait,what are you talking about right now?

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Is that that's maybe you're confused becauseI am a stand up comedian. Is
that not a band? I wasin a band, but I have never
been carrot Top. That's a that'sa very unique brand. Is that only
for gingers? Yeah, that's nota band name. Carrot Top is only

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for gingers? Is that is thatyou can't even get in if you're not?
No? I mean I thought thecart the carrot is closed. I'm
confused. Okay, I thought CarrotTop was a name of a band.
I was joking about the carriage obviously, right, But that when I said
corn, you went carrot Top.You thought it was You thought that like

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Carrot Top opened for corn just becausethey're all vegetables. Is it is Carrot
Top a band? Yes? Orno? No? Oh? Okay.
Carrot Top is a hilarious comedian.I believe he has a residency in Vegas.
He does all the prop comedy wherehe pulls out props. He has
red hair, very funny comedian.We should look him up. We should

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look him up. I'd love tomeet him. I'd love to perform with
him. Okay, but he's nota band. Okay, Okay, maybe
I got it confused. You definitelygot it confused. Okay, you know
Corn. You know who Cord is? Right, We've I've meant you've mentioned
it before. Corn with a K? I know that? Yes, and
the rs backwards? How would youpronounce that? Yeah? That's Corn?

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Okay, Carrot Top, it soundslike a band. Is there a band
with Carrot? And there's a bandwith Carrot? You've seen this guy before?
It looks like Chucky. I'm sorry, mister Topp. She's not she's
not. She's not wrong. Justin that picture he's got eyeliner and his

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hair's all crazy. He's Chucky.Oh, I'm sure he's heard that before.
Probably my apologies, mister Topp.I'm just saying this on my mind.
Man, Maybe he's Chucky's dad orhopefully brother, not a snowflake as
well, because I'm being brutally honestwith my thoughts. After this, I'm
gonna show you some Carrot Top videosand I think you would love his shows.

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I'm down to see he seems Ohno, his props are insane.
He pulls the stuff out of abox, looks like he's weird. Yeah,
he's a little crazy. And that'sthe fun part. He pulls stuff
out and you're like, what thehell is that? And then he just
says like a little one liner ofwhat this thing is and it's immediately funny.
I'll show you, man, Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm down
to watch it. I'll show youall right. Ready. There's no carrots

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with the band name. Drop it, you guys tell me because if you
guys know of a band is it? I know there's a pumpkin one,
but smashing pumpkins that one. Yes, there's no smashing carrots. Something with
carrots in band names, and someone'sgot to figure it out for me before.

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So if you know what I'm talkingabout, please comment. There's no
smashing carrots. No, no smashingcarrots. Well, carrot Top might smash
carrots. He might also smash pumpkins. This is too many vegetables. We
all looked up to Gallagher. Soif Carrot Top wants to smash pumpkins,
he would probably be paying homage.Homage, Yeah, homage what did you

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say? You can't say yeah toboth, I'm asking you a question.
I'm gonna say it again. Weall looked up to Gallagher. So if
Carrot Top wanted to smash pumpkins,he would probably be playing paying homage.
We looked up to homage. I'mgonna need some more other words words in

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your life. Here we go.Here's a word from the two thousands.
See if you know what it is. Bling. We just talked about hot
lying bling in the last episode Bling. What is bling? Jewelry? M
I got blink? I can't blingingthem? I had bling my name.
Bling would also be um. Youcould have like something to be jeweled,

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or like like stuff on a shirt. I had my nails blink Yeah yeah,
or sweaters or whatever. Yeah.Uh dime dime like a girl as
a dime at ten. Yeah,very good. Krunking krunk. I use
that word all the time. Firsttime I said that, you didn't know
what it was a long time ago. This was several years. Really,

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Yeah, it was we were seeingalong with Little John and you were like,
cronk, that's all, Oh yeah, maybe I might. I don't
know. I use correct now thistime, as I've just used it.
I'll be having like caffeine and man, I'm getting correct some caffeine. Okay,
what about um tipsy? Tipsy?Yep? What is it? Um?

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Tipsy is when you want to getdrunk, but you have work in
the morning, so you just getYeah. Yeah, he comes to the
floor. Everybody want more? Seea group and I ain't even know are

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maybe yeah Jake one did I?Okay? Right, Yeah, that's tipsy
means strong, trashed, trashed likeblacked out drunk. Yeah. Um,
that's hot, like so far ifyou're five or five trend it's hot.

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Yeah, very good. Do youknow who started that's hot? That's hot.
They're yelling at you right now.I could feel them who started.
Yeah, there's a single person thatstarted going that's hot. Okay, he's
gay. She she Oh, Iwas just being feminine when I said it.

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Just that's hot. Maybe you justhaven't essence about you, dad.
I'm fine with that. Okay.So it's a girl and in the mean
girl we've stayed at the hotels alot hotels, double Tree yep, Jessica

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double Tree, Jessicalawrence. That's JenniferLawrence. Oh and no, I didn't
mean to say, Jessica Paris Hilton, Oh that was hot. She's like
the older Oh, I shouldn't havesaid that. Whatever that was. She's
the older what she's like an olderBarbie or something. Paris Hilton and she

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'all pink and Beverly Hills and she'slike y'all's version of like like the mean
Girls we have now, Like she'syounger than me. She's like I thought
I thought she was older. Nowshe's forty two. Right, so if

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she was in a movie playing thecharacter that she would play, she wouldn't
get casted because she's forty two.Wow, unless it was for No,
that's not what I mean. Imean, like in a mean Girls movie,
like for teenagers, like what wesee how I see Paris Hilton is
how I see like mean girls wearingall pink. I see that. That's
the same thing for me because Idon't know anything about Paris Hilton. I
don't just Paris Hilton is known aslike elegance beauty. Her character is known

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as being dumb. She's not dumb, she just kind of played that.
The problem is she's super smart.The problem is she played a dumb character
on a reality show before everybody knewreality was actually kind of scripted, and
so it would be like improv.It would be like going to less say
you're going to be the really dumbwhatever, and I am going to be

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the really super smart dad, andthen we go into this TV show to
do it and they don't give youlines, but you just have to be
like, what's thought? Man?Well, like she played that type of
role, but she's actually really smart. Yeah. I don't even think I
could pick her out in a room. Oh well here, let me just
show you. I don't even knowthere she is saying that's hot word.

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Huh word. You also have tounderstand all the people I work with now
in the industry are older than me, but they talk like the Yeah,
all of them talk like this umword kubla there you go, and Shelley
yeah and Prince Yeah. They alltalk like this. Yeah. I mean
it's pretty. It's not like they'renot how you do it when you're like

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when you're animated about it. Justto make me, okay, what is
word? Like? Cool? Yeah? Like okay, someone's like, you're
gonna go eat food? Word wordevenilla I said word to your mother,
Like, oh, I don't know, that's what that meant, this is
gonna be a difficult one. You'reready, okay, beach. It was

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kind of a friendly way to sayit, though it's not. Now it's
like, let's go be like,come on, honey, girls, girls
well yelled out of each other.I mean anything. A girl yells at
a girl who's who's like a friend. Oh and gay guys they can get
away with anything. Yeah yeah,well no, not necessarily. They can
call a woman that in a heartbeatand they're like yourself any and I cannot

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Oh you mean you? Yeah,of course that that makes sense and a
lot under a lot of scenarios,but definitely now like they're just I hear
grabbing butts girl, I love yourTOPA we can't do that. Yeah,
well that's because he probably isn't attractedto Titti's guys. That's what they tend
to just stare at all the time. That's not what we do. That's

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not what I do. I don'teven know what they look like. A
lot of guys, what was it? Feel like a bag of sand?
Okay, how did I get here? That's a movie? Wait? Isn't
that? Michael Sarah No, fortyyear old virgin Mike Mike. He played
Michael. I don't think on theoffice Steve Carrel, Yeah, I get

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him to confused with a bunch ofpeople though boo like my boo yep I
had I called my booze. Ihad many booze owned. So another cringey
one you just got owned. Okay, you got served, same one?

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Yeah, okay, Well, legallythat probably means that you have a um
warrant, a warrant case. Iwas gonna say, um, it's on
tip of my tongue. It's not. You can't go within these parameters of
this person training. Legally you getserved with like papers like that. But

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like in two thousands and Sling,you got served like in the two thousands.
Let me just picture it out foryou. Everything's glitchy. Everything's glitch
no fuzzy, glitchy. We figuredyeah, we figured out the glitch part.
Okay, it's still fuzzy though,And people are still wearing like too

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many layers. Okay, you know, okay, because that was like a
trend in the two thousand. Iwas a part of it. Not a
good not a good look. Right. A dance battle breaks out and they're
really serious, like as if werelike in business, right, and then
they just start dance battling, youknow, and they're like, oh right,

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it gets it gets really serious.And then the two like main characters
like danced out and then they're like, whoa, you just got served.
And then they're like and then theywalk away and then they're everyone's like oh
and then the main character nailed itwinds and nailed it. Serves you got

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it? What's a baller? Iwant to be a ball shot. When
I use baller out, I'll belike, I use this, Especially when
I was getting my paychecks from themarket. Okay, I'd get like,

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do you want to but I'm balling. We can we can go get McDonald's
right now, Okay, but aballer, I'd be a baller. Okay,
I got my two hundred dollars allright, Stoked. There's actually a
turn from the seventies that we kindof brought back in the Stoke late nineties
early two thousands. Stokes. Philfeels really California to me. Stoke feels

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very surfer dude, very it iskind of but we said it in Texas
too. I don't remember ever reallyhearing it like that, maybe not in
my generation we've done here. Yeah, we didn't use stoked stoked with something.
What is it? It is likesuper excited and like you just stoked,
and that's it's a good way todescribe something when you're immediately like I
feel like excited is like it getsto that point, and stoked is like,

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dude, I'm stoked, like itjust happened like and I could see
people using that, and I feellike I might have used it recently,
like once or twice, but it'snot something We're going to start using it
all right, start using it.Piece out you know that one bounce?
I use bounce all the time.Dope I literally said that today. I
use dope. I think that someonegive me a discount. I just the

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word. I wear it dope.Thanks. Well, how many what other
uses is dope have? Well,of course drugs, but somebody and dope
do do do do do do?Brutal mars. I think that's doo doo
do do do do do do doNo, it's dope, dog, dawg,

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it's a no for me dog.Use that for me too. What
show is that from? It's ano for me, dog, It's not
from my show. People just usethat it's a it's a no from me,
dog. I say that all thetime too. I don't know who
made that up? What is it? Oh, Randy Jackson from American idol,

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I don't know. I remember hispiece of hair. I don't remember
his You know, he was abass player for Journey, Journey. The
first time he said journey, rememberme of the shoe place in the mall?
Journeys? Is that is that?Isn't that a place? Journeys?
That's a place. Yeah. Idon't really know about him. I've only

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seen him sitting in that chair,and I only really recognize him because of
his small piece of hair on hisface. Other than that, I don't
really know what he does or whathe did, or if he's still around.
He is um last one? Whywhy that Stevo? I'm saying,

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what's up? I know? DidStevo saying you got him all right?
Fantastic chop? Did Stevo say it? Who said that? Carrot top the
comedian said it? Or you're justAugust twelfth, she gets to play with

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Polaroid cameras Saturday Saturday next not theSaturday, but next Saturday. They don't
know. I don't know when they'relistening to this, I hear August twelfth.
I'm like, oh, as faraway, I have time, not
this Saturday, but next Saturday.Block off your calendar. But what if
they don't hear this for six days, then it's this Saturday. It's coming
up right next the Saturday. Yougotta understand it. They're not going to

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listen to this live, but itmay be this Saturday. As a matter
of fact, we have three episodewe have two episodes come out coming out
before this that aren't released yet.If they think it's a matter of fact
when they hear this, it's probablygonna be this coming Saturday. It might
be in a couple of days.If they think that every episode they watch
is happening that day, they havesomething else coming from. That's why we

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say August twelve. We can sayAugust twelve, but I think you should
also just say not the Saturday,but next Saturday too. All Right,
you did really good on this one. It was closer to your time frame.
Absolutely. I lose all the stuffthat I still use, Like there's
a few of them that's been likedeluded to water down or we don't use.
Still, I feel like it's comingback more. There's some stuff that's
kind of like, yeah, beingmore present, but I knew all those

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and I had a feeling too.I think that's the first show we've ever
done where you got everything correct exceptfor corn Top did a queen sweep.
You did a queen sweep. Aqueen sweep. Good job. I can't
wait to do that. I'm gonnaI'm gonna cut a Carrot Top TikTok promo.
I'm gonna tag Carrot Top in it, and I hope he responds because

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I'm a huge fan. Okay,Well, if you see me talking to
Carrot Top or commenting, or ifhe comments on our video, just know
I'm on cloud nine. I stilldon't know really who he is. I'll
show you some stuff and you'll likehim, I promise. Okay, all
right, let's wrap it up.Let's go. We have a little treat
to get to what we have atreat? Oh, August twelfth, Not

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this Saturday, but the next Saturday. No, it's probably gonna be this
Saturday. I have two more episodesto release. Bro. Also, I
will I will say this anyone whohappens to be near San Diego, in
the San Diego area, This isnot going to be out by August fifth,
is not? You don't think so? No, I have two more
episodes to release. Oh and that'sonly in two days. I'm not going

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to put these out every day.Keep forgetting. It's so soon, my
early in two days, my timein my brain appear time blindness, no
comment, your office, your honor, your officer. Let's go. I'm

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ready to get out of here.Let's go. We should end of this
episode five minutes ago. You didreally, and I'm proud of you.
I was funny. Yeah, Well, I think I need to we need
to sit down together and I needto need to ask you some questions and
do one. I would love todo an episode where you ask me questions
about my time, ask you questionsabout your time. Yeah, what did
you mean? Ask me questions aboutwhat I was saying? Like about my

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stuff? What do you mean likelike this just backwards, just like we've
done some like slang already and stufflike that. Yeah, I think I'll
know. I'll know yours though.No, you're not. You're not gonna
know people. You're not gonna knowfaces. You're not. I've asked you
many times of what like people likeCameron Boyce, like basic people that you

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would know Cameron, who's Cameron Voyce, Cameron voice them, the actor on
the kids, actor on the showwho does Yeah, I guess oh.
I was only partially sure that thatwas him. I visioned his face and
I was like, I think he'sthe one that died. And I thought,
you're gonna be like wise is myfavorite rapper. And I was gonna

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be like, oh, no,you got it exactly, you got exactly.
Give me another one. Let's tryit. Ooh okay, um maybe
yeah. I mean I feel likeI feel like this needs to be something.
You may say a name and youjust one and then you can prep
one for an actual show. Let'sjust Jackson Sky Jackson. She was on
the same show because tiny little blackgirl, who's hilarious. Yeah, she's

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on TikTok and she's pretty big.She's doing good. See I told you
I know this stuff. I'll tryto check you know what, because I
was I'm I'm a good father,so I was engaged in your life,
so I knew what was happening.We would sit in to watch episodes.
We did Wizards of Waverley Place.I was in the I was in that.
I was in that world, Johnnytest I was there. I was
in it, SpongeBob, come on, I don't think you can stomp me

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at all. What about music,I'm down with all the littles, Little
Faced Haat, Little Zuzu sings sad, old boot bop. Yeah, sad,
it's sad. I'm correct me ifI'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure
if I my memories correct, it'ssad. All caps with a exclamation mark.

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Do not type it in. I'llgive you a hit. The album
cover and the cover for the songis like a white picture with a we've
talked about this before. It's gotlike a question and the podcast has ended.
No, you can't do that.We were it's done. You can't
do that. Answer my question.Who We're already out of time. I

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don't care on this one. Idon't care. Who sings sad um he
looked. Is it a rock song? Is it a hip hop song?
It's like a rap sings with theKings? No what there's a group called
with the Kings has a song calledit sat Okay, it's x x x

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x x x tenion good grief.Yes, I knew that. It's the
with the guitar with the guitar thathas the broken string on it. Okay,
where did you I'm gonna go showhim SAD and then you're gonna show
me characters. Oh, I've seenSAD. I'm a stand up comedian.

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The podcast isn'tded. I know Sad