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Dad quizzes Talissa on the 90'sĀ
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Welcome to daughter Issues Holiday Edition. Kind Of a couple
of things I'm gonna be asking you about today have
to do with products maybe that kids would have wanted
for Christmas. Just a couple of things. The rest aren't though.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean it's old toys.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Kind of yeah. I mean it's old products, old old thing.
I'm gonna ask you what things are and then you're
just gonna answer the questions. Okay, pretty simple, probably not
short knowing us, but I'll try. We'll try.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Do you have a good holid?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Eh?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, yeah it was great. No, I tried to travel.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I k y k.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
If you know you know?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Did I say that right? I K y k, yeah, no,
I K I y k y k.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah good that was good. So yeah, I
had a good holiday overall, but it was very stressful.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It was good seeing you. I'm glad we did I'm
glad we did what we did I've been busy. You
have dropped a comedy special.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You did do that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It is out. You were there at the taping, But
it's different the what you see on screen. Uh. I
cut a lot of stuff out, and it's just fun
seeing the audience. We're zooming in on some of the audience.
It's a different experience than than seeing it. So you'll
see what jokes got to make it, and you know,
of course the proposal and all that's in there. It's
(01:59):
it was a blast.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
So I had fun while I was there.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
But you should. You should also watch it though, too,
because it's it's free, it's on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay, yeah, I'll watch it again.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You haven't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You haven't watched it yet, But I was there for
the whole thing, so I'll watch it again. But like,
I was definitely there and you're in it. I think
I can mount.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
On your cameras.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's true, because I know.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That you've been to like forty shows.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can't like I'm not present.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I still remember that time you got up and left
before I went on stage.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, first of all, you didn't tell me you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Were even going to be I didn't know you were
going to be there.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, I didn't know really you're gonna be there until
I got there and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, I know. You got up and walked over. I
saw the hell you're walking towards me, and I was like,
I was like, that's just she looks sad, and you
were like, we gotta go. I'm like, I don't care.
You know, every one of these jokes you've seen me
forty times, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I did.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I felt bad because I was like, dang, Like normally
for the comedy shows, like it doesn't matter who you're
there for, you stay for the whole thing, and normally
we do. But we had somewhere else to be because
we had like two promises like we'd have to come
for the one person set and then and then leave.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Shut bother me.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm excited to see it on camera because also it's
about like the camera quality and everything that was put
into production.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
John Asher directed it. He did an incredible job. He's
just he's so good.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So excited.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yep, it's gonna be fun. You ready get started?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't know, yeah, yeah, these are just quick little questions.
So normally what we do is. I'll ask you and
you answer, and then I ask you and you answer,
and I ask you an answer, and then at the
end of the podcast, I tell you all the answers. Right,
We're gonna do it differently this time. I'm gonna ask you,
you're gonna answer, and then I'm gonna show you what
it's supposed to do. Right then exactly what the right
(03:48):
answer is. Okay, So let's just start real quick. Let's
just jump into it. Name a character from Sega Genesis.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
One more time.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Name a character from Sega Genesis Genesis.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It sounds like a Do I guess know what that is?
Or do I have to just? Okay? Right, Sega Genesis.
A character from Sega Genesis would be a fairy.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What would the fairy's name be?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Arnold?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Arnold the fairy?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah? What hold on? How broad is this?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
What is Sega Genesis?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's my question, that's my question.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, you don't know, you really don't know. I thought
you thought there's like two in here that I'm pretty
sure you know, and I thought this was gonna.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Be one of Themis I'm a little confused because I
don't know. Is that like I thought that was like,
first of all, it sounds a Greek.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Greek.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't know why, but it does. It might not
be or might not sound like it. That's just what
my brain's said. And it sounds like a TV show.
But the way that you're asking me, maybe it's like
a broader thing. How many characters are involved?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hundreds? There's one, there's one that there's one that comes
to mind for most people. Wait, pause, pause, time out.
Everybody stop watching for a second. I gotta talk to
my daughter real quick. What's up?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay here watching? Hold on? Is it just Sega.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Sega? But the first one was the Genesis, so Segas.
I'm asking you for a character's name.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
The fast blue guy.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Let's roll the clip. What's his name? His name is fast,
his name is fast. Let's roll it, roll it. Sorry,
funny talking about Sonic President, I got it right. It's
bad enough that Saga Genesis had the most sixteen big games,
but this new Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Oh he really?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
God?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
They think he's incredibly basked.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, what's the hurry?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Mister saying about his attitude?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
This is like Mario, I can't it be more like
a nice boy mariot?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, get sonic free when you buy a sad Genesis systematic.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, wow, pretty good job.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, yeah, okay, the right was it?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You think it was the word genesis that threw you off?
If I would have just said sega, you think you
would have.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Maybe, and probably I feel like it would have hit sooner.
I mean, it would have still taken me a second.
But the genesis, really, that was the.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Greek part genesis. Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All right, you're ready? Yeah, I need you to imitate
the sound of a dot matrix printer. Go what that's
not a correct.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Sound dot matrix printer?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, show me what it sounded like on a dot
matrix printer. Keep going, it's a document. You're printing a document.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Oh, it's a whole process.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Go did I get it right?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Go let me hear it. Boom boom, beep, woop woop.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I feel like stuff in the back like the day
would like make more noises. Yeah, yeah, and be a
little bit more dramatic about the situation. Obviously, like technology
has gotten more silent, so I just feel like it
was really obnoxious when it was making a document.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
This sound is super nostalgic for people like me. Here
is a dot matrix printer. I can smell that her face.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
The whole time.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, that's it. We had those in school. We had
those in classes. This will make perfect sense to you.
I used to finish my computer work early, and then
I would go around helping other kids whose printer wasn't
working properly or if the paper got off track. We
had multiple yeah, yeah, yeah, at our stations in computer lab,
(08:34):
not at our desk, like.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
We to print it in computer lab. It wouldn't sound
like that.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, you probably had a newer one.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
It made noises, It didn't sound like that. That one's
very slicy.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, very slicy.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's what I don't like about it, all right, you.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Ready, Yeah, here's one of the Christmas ones that could
be a couple of different correct answers. Here, just name
a product that Cassio made.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Cassio spelled with a K. Nope, oh product, it's not
a toy. Could be a toy six seven.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Six one way seven the other.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
We haven't even had this conversation. This is really bad.
There doesn't have to be a compilation of like the
worst moments on daughter issues and that's going to be
in it. I don't even know. I'm before where did
you ask me?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Uh, name of product that Cassio made?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
A stuffed animal, A stuffed animal, stuffed horsey?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
What would the horsey's name be?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
That Cassie? You really hear the creativity working back here?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I said, it's great Cassie from Cassio.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Hold on, is it so you won't tell me if
it's a toy or like products?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, they had multiple products and some you could play
with it. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Cassio. Have I had one?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
You may have had something there was there were products
that adults used, and then there were things that younger
people tended to use from the same company that were
different products.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Wait, like kitchen supplies.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Is that where you're going with? Yeah, like Cassio kitchen supplies,
like blenders, maybe toasters, the old Cassio toaster. Everybody remembers that.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
No, I'm saying, like like a kitchen setup where you
have like all the products, and you know how kids
have that too, They.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Have like a little fake kitchens.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, and then maybe they make some more kitchen products.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, well, let's see what Cassio made.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Doesn't sound like that's right, okay, to make.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
More than that.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Casio watches to do more than key time. They keep your.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Ahead of your time. Okay, okay, okay. That was one
thing the Casio did that that that watch looked really futuristic.
By the way, there were no such thing as Apple watches.
You couldn't get text messages any of that. The first
real thing was a calculator on your watch. That was
like mind blowing that you could have a calculator right there.
(11:29):
People would use it to cheat in math class and
stuff like that. Here's another product from Cassio.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Though we've got a great act going.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Tom Robert and I played a Cassio sk one and
Rupin sings.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Problem is he only sings when he wants to. But
with this Casio, I can record a sample of him
whenever he's in the mood.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Come on, Rude, got it, and now whenever I want Rush,
I said this butt.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Sk one samily keyboard.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Because the show must go on.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You know, the sack could be a single.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You know, it's crazy. Whenever you said play play it,
play with it or something like that, I thought of
a piano, but I kind of was like, that's that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
My first ever recording of me doing a rap song.
I was like twelve, eleven or twelve was on the
Casio keyboard.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
That's sweet, yep.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I used samples from a Nintendo m I put samples.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
We'll have to play it someday on the show you Have.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I've never heard it.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh yeah, I've got it somewhere. I've got old versions. Yeah,
I've got one of me going, I've run real fast
when someone's on my tail when I see them coming. Yes,
I run like whoa because I didn't want to say hell,
that's a bad word. So crazy. I was eleven or twelve.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's that cry.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It's like ninety one.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I want to I want to hear that. We should
play it and goofy. It's very good.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Re record it, just drop it and then release it.
All right? Watch that on Spotify. Okay, here we go.
What would you do? Give me a task you would
do at Kinko's.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Wait, it sounds familiar. A task at Kinko's.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
What would you What would you do at Kinkos?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I would buy some nails.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And would you already have the hammer? Would you get
a hammer there too?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, it's like a hardware store a task.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, like something you would do, like buying nails
would be a.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Task, okay, or like cutting wood.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Take you take wood in to be cut Kinkos.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
That's where you take your wood to get cut with Kinko.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Kinko snacks. I could use a snack.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Actually, me too. Kinkos sounds like those little Christmas trees
x or something.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
You always lead me in the wrong direction.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm agreeing with you. It sounds like a snack place,
or maybe like froyo.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Give me a hint.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Let's go down to Kinko's get some froyo.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Give me a hint.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Fed X.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Okay, So packing stuff? Nope, No, you can't mail stuff
from Kinko. Mm hmm. Now is Kinko a thing? Still?
Did they change their name?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay? The way you're saying Kinko is making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's Kinkos?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Oh? The s y kinkos kin KOs.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
K i n k o s It's not Kinko, not
Kinko Kinkos. Now the word sounds weird. It does Kinkos
Kinkos like Kinko. Is it a food? Is it a supermarket?
It's giving food, it's giving you buy Kinkos.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yes, but I I feel like that's wrong. Okay, I
think my final answer is going to be like Rocket Fizz.
Rocket Fizz is like a candy store. It's a bunch
of different like sodas and pops and different candies.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
All right, let's see all the candy available at Kinkos.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, my plane was three hours late last night.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Plane? But what about our presentation?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I'm all set, but we may change this after you
and what yeah too?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Facts them to be and he made the changes on
all twenty copies at that title.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
How about the charts done?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
They just faxed us in color.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Everything's bound and ready?
Speaker 7 (15:43):
His great, how to do it?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Connections and connections? What connections?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Kinkos? Your brand job is twenty four hours a day,
seven days a week. So FedEx bought them. I believe
there was a merger. For a while they were called
fed Ex Kinko's, and then Kinko's. They just dropped the
name Kinko's. It's a place now you would go to
the UPS store or fed X to print something to make,
(16:10):
to get access to a computer if you don't. If
you have access to a computer to print out. You know,
if we if we wanted to make like a Banner's
or whatever, we were gonna go do a meet and
greet with fans and we wanted banners, we might go
to a fed X today or you would go back
then as Kinko's. And these these commercials are so nostalgic
for me and a lot of people that are watching
the actual the actual videos on on our actual podcast,
(16:34):
especially whether they're doing YouTube. Is this a YouTube? Think
this is probably gonna be YouTube, yeah, or or or
on Patreon where you get all the videos. But just
the people my age are gonna literally remember seeing these
commercials from the nineties. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
They're pretty cool. I was hoping it was a little
bit more exciting than paper, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You're right though, Kinkos does sound like a place you'd
have snacks.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
And candy Nindy or like even hard I don't know
why that sounds right too, cankosnkos.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Hardware goes hardware. Okay. Have you ever heard someone say no, no, no, first,
let's do this. I'm gonna say a phrase and I
want you to finish it. It's a classic phrase from
my past, from our childhood. That's not a knife, that's it? Yeah,
(17:30):
what what would happen? Happen after that dramatic moment. That's
not a knife, that's a gun. Watch out, watch out,
that's a gun. Okay, okay, crocodile Dundee, Yeah you've heard
(17:50):
of him. Yeah, what does he do?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Fights crocodiles?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
He fights crocodiles.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I hope he doesn't fight them. I don't remember. And
Brad just know the name. He does something with crocodiles.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
He did do something with crocodiles.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
He I don't know what he did. Wasn't he like
attacking them?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Let's see, let's see what this iconic phrase came from
as well.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Here is the same guy. That's not a knife, that's
a crocodile.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Here we go. That's final answer.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
He got a light?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, sure, kid, there.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
You go, and your wallet, Dick, give him your borland?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What he's got a knife?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
An that's anot.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Okay, okay, okaya, just kids having fun.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You're right.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I'm always all right.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
When I'm with you, Dundee.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Okay, Dundee with Riz with Riz with Dundee Riz, Okay,
that makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It was funny if I would have quoted that if
someone would have asked me, that's not a knife, I
would have said this is a knife.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
But he didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He said that's a knife.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's probably one of those Mandela effect situations where for
some reason when we re quote it, we say it wrong.
So we think that's what he said, Yeah, that's not
a knife.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That feel like it kind of makes more sense though
the way that you're thinking about it, but the way
he's viewing it as like as if he's not holding it,
like that is a knife, right right, separate from him
kind of yeah, instead of this is yeah, yeah, that's
pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So that's Crocodile d D. It's a really cool movie.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Just watch the movie. He'll see, well he's he's known
for that, sure, but he becomes more civilized for in love.
It's kind of a cool love story for dudes.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Who like, but did he fight them? Did he try
to rescue?
Speaker 7 (20:06):
He did?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, No, I think he was mean. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I mean Crocodile Dundee was mean to the crocodiles.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't remember his relationship specifically with Crocodile's. It's been
I think the movie was from the eighties or nineties.
I don't remember. I know he was known for like
being in the Amazon and like, I don't know, kind
of like I think there's definitely a fighting crocodile situation
where one tries to attack and he like has to
deal with it.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Steve Irwin No.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Totally different. Steve Irwin was like saving them.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
He was the.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Crocodile hunter, but he didn't actually hunt the crocodiles. Oh okay,
all right, you ready? Yeah, this one for sure.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
This one for sure. It's from the same concept, but
there's two different phrases. I'm gonna have you finish one ready.
It's my money and I want it now almost okay,
so I need it now. Okay, pretty good, Okay, and
now finish this.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
JG. Wentworth. Oh one more time, JG. Wentworth, JG went Worth, JG. Wentworth.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That they're they're screaming it, right. I don't even they're
screaming it.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I don't even know what company that is right now,
so hold on, it's literally J.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
JG. Wentworth.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
It's a guy.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, okay, I don't know what they're for.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
J It's my money and.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
I need it now.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's JG Wentworth. That's what you got to call JG Wentworth.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Uh, hold on, JG. There's like a tune to it,
and I can't pick it up right now. What is
the tune?
Speaker 6 (21:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Give me, give me after j G went they're a
loan company.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, money laundering, money laundering, they're not. They are not
money laundering, but they're alone. Danny, let's play the first clip.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Wait, JG.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
It's my money and I need it now. It's my
money and I need it now.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's my money and I need it now.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
It's money and I need It's my money and.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I need it now.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It's your money when you need it. By the way,
that phone number that was up there shows that that
commercial predates the other one you're about to see. He
got smart with his phone number.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Really. Oh wait, hold on, JG. Get your money now.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
All right, let's see if she's right, JAG Wentworth, Get
your money now.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I feel like that's all I got based off of this.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
All right, you're gonna remember this, this from fifteen years ago.
And I need cash, noe.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
A phone number?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I need cash?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Okay, So a phone number.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, he got smart with his phone number. They worked
it into the song. And also the phone number on
the other one was like eight six six and then
a bunch of numbers and he's like, wait a minute,
eight seven seven cash. Now everybody knows this. Everybody knows
his number.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Now, well, especially if you if you know what my
memory I mean, he did a good job.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
What was that supposed to mean? I have a terrible memory. No,
I'm saying if I if you know it, he did
a good job.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I mean sounds pretty I mean clearly you just said,
like the phone number dates back, so it was a
while ago. Can you remember it? So that's what I'm saying.
They did a good job on the marketing aspect.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Oh, speaking of marketing, I think door Dash sent you something.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
It's not did I say that room it's Jordash Georda Geordash, right, yeah, Geordash,
that's right, because you corrected me.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh it's a horse. Yeah, I didn't know that was
a horse. I thought it was just like it's a horse.
Of course, why are we rhyming.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Let's make a note about mister ed.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I might need.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Don't open that with your teeth Geordash loved the video
that we did, and they they sent you that.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Thank you. See if I like it, I'm just kidding.
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Danny literally just made a note. I could see it.
Look cute.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Ew the gray wash, I do like that already. It
is the Horsey. Oh yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh nice, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Okay, that's you're probably making all sorts of horrible sounds
for Danny on the microphone.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Really cool, it's really cute.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Thank you, DoorDash. Geordash, which one is it? Jordash? You know.
DoorDash commented on the Jordash video and said collab Oh
really yeah, talking about collabing with Geordash. Yeah, it's pretty funny.
It was pretty nice of them to send you that.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
It was very nice.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right, you ready for your last one?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah, it's hot.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right, it's it. It's the last one. If you
get this answer right, you'll make me a snack. Oh
I was gonna. I was gonna say, I'll make a
donation to an animal shelter in your name or something.
If you get this answer correct, I will make a
five hundred dollars donation. There's a lot of pressure to
(26:24):
any animal shelter you choose. Okay, Okay, if you get
it wrong, I'll still make you a snack. Okay, because
we have to go back. We're gonna go back to
my place anyway and do some business and talk and
hang out.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Plus, you hadn't seen your little brother in a while.
Yeah you ready? Pretty simple? I mean I think anybody
over the age of maybe thirty thirty five will know
the answer. Okay, Danny, I am curious. I know you're
not miked up, but you can yell out yes or
no if you know the answer. Oh wait, you can't
because you've probably seen the video. Never mind, damn it,
(27:00):
I forgot that. I sent him the video to put
on the show today. Ready. Yeah, how many licks does
it take three to get to the TUTSI roll center
of a tootsy pop three? Yep? Well it goes five
hundred bucks?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Let's watch the video.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I know this commercial was like a drawn out owl
and he's like, how do you know about this?
Speaker 7 (27:28):
How many lips and take?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Why don't we end up?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Asked mister Fox. For he's much cleverer than I. Mister
Fox how many lipster and take to get.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
To Why don't you ask mister turtle for he's been
around a lot.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Longer than I, mister turtle for throughout How many lifts
does it take get it rolls better? Bob? A good question.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Let's find out the one, three, three.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
If there's anything I can't stand, it's the smart.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Ow How many links does it take to get the
twoty rolls anger of a toy pop?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
The world may never know?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
That's so cute.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I'll tell you. I sat one day, I'm not kidding
and counted I will never forget. I started licking and
then just ended up going. I personally got to two,
thy three and eighty six when I got to the
center that I will never forget it. I sat there
(28:48):
for hours. Twenty three eighty six was my.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Number, right, But that's that's not how many it took.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
The correct answer was three. You got you got the answer.
I'm just saying that's how dedicated I was, because when
he said the world may never know, I was like,
I could.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Be the first one, yeah to ever know. That's funny,
But so you you gave up?
Speaker 7 (29:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I got to the center after TWI twenty three eighty
six the first time I tasted the Tutsi rold Center.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Wow, okay, so you actually follow.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I actually followed through and did it.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Well, they should change. There would be a.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Long ass commercial. Hey, Tutsi roll if you want to,
you want a sponsor, we'll do it right here on
the show. Yeah, well I will. She's not. I don't
see her sticking around that long. What you would sit
here and just look at tootsy Pop? No for hours?
No exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, I wouldn't do that. You're right, but I could.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I got time.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Maybe not totty Pop, but I could think of a
different commercial for tutty Rolls.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You can like either way, hit us up. You have
you have won the chance to sponsor.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
No, listen, hear me out. It could be for pranks.
You could mash a bunch of tits rolls together and
make it look like poop and put it on the floor.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's a very good marketing and people be like what
what what?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Hashtag titsy poop, hashtag snack and a prank all in one.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I don't think making one's product look like a pile.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Of ship's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Candy is gonna be sure funny, but I don't think
they're marketing people are going to go for that.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
It's multi use, Okay, I think that's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Well, we will never hear from them now.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
So I don't.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
I think though, I think though they'll say something.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Okay, well, thanks for stopping by the studio. It's fun.
Good job. I'm really proud of you.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Actually, and you.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Actually get to pick a charity for me to give
the five hundred dollars too, that's gonna be fun. I'm
excited too.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, I just donated to ones.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Maybe you just yeah, if it's the same.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
One, Yeah, I for that'd sweet.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Thank you of course. All right, y'all that's the podcast.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
We love your bunches. We out. I'm trying to I'm
gonna come up with like a like a catch. It's
I know it's gonna be. We're gonna go watch the special.
Watch the watch the special.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's my turn every time to end the show. That's
why why you know what, I'm gonna start giving you
problems when you start the show.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Cut it out, cut it out.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I don't give you any problems when you start the show.
I'm gonna start giving.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
That is false and a half that is false and false.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
When was the last time I gave you a problem?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
How many times have I started the show and you've
been going it trying to clap when I clap? How
many sound checks I sounded like this?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Okay, hold on, a million times you've done that on
the mic?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay, you definitely into the mic. We I knew you
were going to say that. Roll the tape. It's a
compilation of her messing me up. Roll the tape.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yeah right, there is no tape.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
What do you wait on?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Are you to make me a snack? This podcast is ended.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
That was the last one to talk.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
You don't don't let him have the last word, Danny
If you get this answer correct, I will make a
five hundred dollars donation. There's a lot of pressure to
any animal shelter you choose. It's my money and I
want to almost.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Get every single episode, last video and talk to us
in the comments at daughterpod dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Welcome to daughter Issues Holiday Edition. Kind Of a couple
of things I'm gonna be asking you about today have
to do with products maybe that kids would have wanted
for Christmas. Just a couple of things. The rest aren't though.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean it's old toys.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Kind of yeah. I mean it's old products, old old thing.
I'm gonna ask you what things are and then you're
just gonna answer the questions. Okay, pretty simple, probably not
short knowing us, but I'll try. We'll try.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Do you have a good holid?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Eh?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, yeah it was great. No, I tried to travel.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I k y k.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
If you know you know?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Did I say that right? I K y k, yeah, no,
I K I y k y k.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah good that was good. So yeah, I
had a good holiday overall, but it was very stressful.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It was good seeing you. I'm glad we did I'm
glad we did what we did I've been busy. You
have dropped a comedy special.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You did do that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It is out. You were there at the taping, But
it's different the what you see on screen. Uh. I
cut a lot of stuff out, and it's just fun
seeing the audience. We're zooming in on some of the audience.
It's a different experience than than seeing it. So you'll
see what jokes got to make it, and you know,
of course the proposal and all that's in there. It's
(01:59):
it was a blast.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
So I had fun while I was there.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
But you should. You should also watch it though, too,
because it's it's free, it's on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay, yeah, I'll watch it again.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You haven't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You haven't watched it yet, But I was there for
the whole thing, so I'll watch it again. But like,
I was definitely there and you're in it. I think
I can mount.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
On your cameras.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's true, because I know.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That you've been to like forty shows.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can't like I'm not present.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I still remember that time you got up and left
before I went on stage.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, first of all, you didn't tell me you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Were even going to be I didn't know you were
going to be there.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, I didn't know really you're gonna be there until
I got there and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, I know. You got up and walked over. I
saw the hell you're walking towards me, and I was like,
I was like, that's just she looks sad, and you
were like, we gotta go. I'm like, I don't care.
You know, every one of these jokes you've seen me
forty times, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I did.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I felt bad because I was like, dang, Like normally
for the comedy shows, like it doesn't matter who you're
there for, you stay for the whole thing, and normally
we do. But we had somewhere else to be because
we had like two promises like we'd have to come
for the one person set and then and then leave.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Shut bother me.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm excited to see it on camera because also it's
about like the camera quality and everything that was put
into production.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
John Asher directed it. He did an incredible job. He's
just he's so good.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So excited.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yep, it's gonna be fun. You ready get started?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't know, yeah, yeah, these are just quick little questions.
So normally what we do is. I'll ask you and
you answer, and then I ask you and you answer,
and I ask you an answer, and then at the
end of the podcast, I tell you all the answers. Right,
We're gonna do it differently this time. I'm gonna ask you,
you're gonna answer, and then I'm gonna show you what
it's supposed to do. Right then exactly what the right
(03:48):
answer is. Okay, So let's just start real quick. Let's
just jump into it. Name a character from Sega Genesis.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
One more time.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Name a character from Sega Genesis Genesis.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It sounds like a Do I guess know what that is?
Or do I have to just? Okay? Right, Sega Genesis.
A character from Sega Genesis would be a fairy.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What would the fairy's name be?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Arnold?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Arnold the fairy?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah? What hold on? How broad is this?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
What is Sega Genesis?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's my question, that's my question.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, you don't know, you really don't know. I thought
you thought there's like two in here that I'm pretty
sure you know, and I thought this was gonna.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Be one of Themis I'm a little confused because I
don't know. Is that like I thought that was like,
first of all, it sounds a Greek.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Greek.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't know why, but it does. It might not
be or might not sound like it. That's just what
my brain's said. And it sounds like a TV show.
But the way that you're asking me, maybe it's like
a broader thing. How many characters are involved?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hundreds? There's one, there's one that there's one that comes
to mind for most people. Wait, pause, pause, time out.
Everybody stop watching for a second. I gotta talk to
my daughter real quick. What's up?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay here watching? Hold on? Is it just Sega.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Sega? But the first one was the Genesis, so Segas.
I'm asking you for a character's name.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
The fast blue guy.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Let's roll the clip. What's his name? His name is fast,
his name is fast. Let's roll it, roll it. Sorry,
funny talking about Sonic President, I got it right. It's
bad enough that Saga Genesis had the most sixteen big games,
but this new Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Oh he really?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
God?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
They think he's incredibly basked.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, what's the hurry?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Mister saying about his attitude?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
This is like Mario, I can't it be more like
a nice boy mariot?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, get sonic free when you buy a sad Genesis systematic.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, wow, pretty good job.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, yeah, okay, the right was it?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You think it was the word genesis that threw you off?
If I would have just said sega, you think you
would have.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Maybe, and probably I feel like it would have hit sooner.
I mean, it would have still taken me a second.
But the genesis, really, that was the.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Greek part genesis. Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
All right, you're ready? Yeah, I need you to imitate
the sound of a dot matrix printer. Go what that's
not a correct.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Sound dot matrix printer?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, show me what it sounded like on a dot
matrix printer. Keep going, it's a document. You're printing a document.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Oh, it's a whole process.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Go did I get it right?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Go let me hear it. Boom boom, beep, woop woop.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I feel like stuff in the back like the day
would like make more noises. Yeah, yeah, and be a
little bit more dramatic about the situation. Obviously, like technology
has gotten more silent, so I just feel like it
was really obnoxious when it was making a document.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
This sound is super nostalgic for people like me. Here
is a dot matrix printer. I can smell that her face.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
The whole time.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, that's it. We had those in school. We had
those in classes. This will make perfect sense to you.
I used to finish my computer work early, and then
I would go around helping other kids whose printer wasn't
working properly or if the paper got off track. We
had multiple yeah, yeah, yeah, at our stations in computer lab,
(08:34):
not at our desk, like.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
We to print it in computer lab. It wouldn't sound
like that.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, you probably had a newer one.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
It made noises, It didn't sound like that. That one's
very slicy.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, very slicy.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's what I don't like about it, all right, you.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Ready, Yeah, here's one of the Christmas ones that could
be a couple of different correct answers. Here, just name
a product that Cassio made.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Cassio spelled with a K. Nope, oh product, it's not
a toy. Could be a toy six seven.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Six one way seven the other.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
We haven't even had this conversation. This is really bad.
There doesn't have to be a compilation of like the
worst moments on daughter issues and that's going to be
in it. I don't even know. I'm before where did
you ask me?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Uh, name of product that Cassio made?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
A stuffed animal, A stuffed animal, stuffed horsey?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
What would the horsey's name be?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
That Cassie? You really hear the creativity working back here?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I said, it's great Cassie from Cassio.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Hold on, is it so you won't tell me if
it's a toy or like products?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, they had multiple products and some you could play
with it. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Cassio. Have I had one?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
You may have had something there was there were products
that adults used, and then there were things that younger
people tended to use from the same company that were
different products.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Wait, like kitchen supplies.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Is that where you're going with? Yeah, like Cassio kitchen supplies,
like blenders, maybe toasters, the old Cassio toaster. Everybody remembers that.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
No, I'm saying, like like a kitchen setup where you
have like all the products, and you know how kids
have that too, They.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Have like a little fake kitchens.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, and then maybe they make some more kitchen products.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, well, let's see what Cassio made.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Doesn't sound like that's right, okay, to make.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
More than that.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Casio watches to do more than key time. They keep your.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Ahead of your time. Okay, okay, okay. That was one
thing the Casio did that that that watch looked really futuristic.
By the way, there were no such thing as Apple watches.
You couldn't get text messages any of that. The first
real thing was a calculator on your watch. That was
like mind blowing that you could have a calculator right there.
(11:29):
People would use it to cheat in math class and
stuff like that. Here's another product from Cassio.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Though we've got a great act going.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Tom Robert and I played a Cassio sk one and
Rupin sings.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Problem is he only sings when he wants to. But
with this Casio, I can record a sample of him
whenever he's in the mood.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Come on, Rude, got it, and now whenever I want Rush,
I said this butt.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Sk one samily keyboard.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Because the show must go on.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You know, the sack could be a single.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You know, it's crazy. Whenever you said play play it,
play with it or something like that, I thought of
a piano, but I kind of was like, that's that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
My first ever recording of me doing a rap song.
I was like twelve, eleven or twelve was on the
Casio keyboard.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
That's sweet, yep.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I used samples from a Nintendo m I put samples.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
We'll have to play it someday on the show you Have.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I've never heard it.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh yeah, I've got it somewhere. I've got old versions. Yeah,
I've got one of me going, I've run real fast
when someone's on my tail when I see them coming. Yes,
I run like whoa because I didn't want to say hell,
that's a bad word. So crazy. I was eleven or twelve.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's that cry.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It's like ninety one.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I want to I want to hear that. We should
play it and goofy. It's very good.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Re record it, just drop it and then release it.
All right? Watch that on Spotify. Okay, here we go.
What would you do? Give me a task you would
do at Kinko's.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Wait, it sounds familiar. A task at Kinko's.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
What would you What would you do at Kinkos?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I would buy some nails.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And would you already have the hammer? Would you get
a hammer there too?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, it's like a hardware store a task.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, like something you would do, like buying nails
would be a.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Task, okay, or like cutting wood.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Take you take wood in to be cut Kinkos.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
That's where you take your wood to get cut with Kinko.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Kinko snacks. I could use a snack.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Actually, me too. Kinkos sounds like those little Christmas trees
x or something.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
You always lead me in the wrong direction.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm agreeing with you. It sounds like a snack place,
or maybe like froyo.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Give me a hint.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Let's go down to Kinko's get some froyo.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Give me a hint.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Fed X.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Okay, So packing stuff? Nope, No, you can't mail stuff
from Kinko. Mm hmm. Now is Kinko a thing? Still?
Did they change their name?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay? The way you're saying Kinko is making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's Kinkos?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Oh? The s y kinkos kin KOs.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
K i n k o s It's not Kinko, not
Kinko Kinkos. Now the word sounds weird. It does Kinkos
Kinkos like Kinko. Is it a food? Is it a supermarket?
It's giving food, it's giving you buy Kinkos.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yes, but I I feel like that's wrong. Okay, I
think my final answer is going to be like Rocket Fizz.
Rocket Fizz is like a candy store. It's a bunch
of different like sodas and pops and different candies.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
All right, let's see all the candy available at Kinkos.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, my plane was three hours late last night.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Plane? But what about our presentation?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I'm all set, but we may change this after you
and what yeah too?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Facts them to be and he made the changes on
all twenty copies at that title.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
How about the charts done?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
They just faxed us in color.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Everything's bound and ready?
Speaker 7 (15:43):
His great, how to do it?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Connections and connections? What connections?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Kinkos? Your brand job is twenty four hours a day,
seven days a week. So FedEx bought them. I believe
there was a merger. For a while they were called
fed Ex Kinko's, and then Kinko's. They just dropped the
name Kinko's. It's a place now you would go to
the UPS store or fed X to print something to make,
(16:10):
to get access to a computer if you don't. If
you have access to a computer to print out. You know,
if we if we wanted to make like a Banner's
or whatever, we were gonna go do a meet and
greet with fans and we wanted banners, we might go
to a fed X today or you would go back
then as Kinko's. And these these commercials are so nostalgic
for me and a lot of people that are watching
the actual the actual videos on on our actual podcast,
(16:34):
especially whether they're doing YouTube. Is this a YouTube? Think
this is probably gonna be YouTube, yeah, or or or
on Patreon where you get all the videos. But just
the people my age are gonna literally remember seeing these
commercials from the nineties. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
They're pretty cool. I was hoping it was a little
bit more exciting than paper, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You're right though, Kinkos does sound like a place you'd
have snacks.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
And candy Nindy or like even hard I don't know
why that sounds right too, cankosnkos.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Hardware goes hardware. Okay. Have you ever heard someone say no, no, no, first,
let's do this. I'm gonna say a phrase and I
want you to finish it. It's a classic phrase from
my past, from our childhood. That's not a knife, that's it? Yeah,
(17:30):
what what would happen? Happen after that dramatic moment. That's
not a knife, that's a gun. Watch out, watch out,
that's a gun. Okay, okay, crocodile Dundee, Yeah you've heard
(17:50):
of him. Yeah, what does he do?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Fights crocodiles?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
He fights crocodiles.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I hope he doesn't fight them. I don't remember. And
Brad just know the name. He does something with crocodiles.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
He did do something with crocodiles.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
He I don't know what he did. Wasn't he like
attacking them?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Let's see, let's see what this iconic phrase came from
as well.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Here is the same guy. That's not a knife, that's
a crocodile.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Here we go. That's final answer.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
He got a light?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, sure, kid, there.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
You go, and your wallet, Dick, give him your borland?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What he's got a knife?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
An that's anot.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Okay, okay, okaya, just kids having fun.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You're right.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I'm always all right.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
When I'm with you, Dundee.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Okay, Dundee with Riz with Riz with Dundee Riz, Okay,
that makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It was funny if I would have quoted that if
someone would have asked me, that's not a knife, I
would have said this is a knife.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
But he didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He said that's a knife.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's probably one of those Mandela effect situations where for
some reason when we re quote it, we say it wrong.
So we think that's what he said, Yeah, that's not
a knife.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That feel like it kind of makes more sense though
the way that you're thinking about it, but the way
he's viewing it as like as if he's not holding it,
like that is a knife, right right, separate from him
kind of yeah, instead of this is yeah, yeah, that's
pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So that's Crocodile d D. It's a really cool movie.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Just watch the movie. He'll see, well he's he's known
for that, sure, but he becomes more civilized for in love.
It's kind of a cool love story for dudes.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Who like, but did he fight them? Did he try
to rescue?
Speaker 7 (20:06):
He did?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, No, I think he was mean. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I mean Crocodile Dundee was mean to the crocodiles.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't remember his relationship specifically with Crocodile's. It's been
I think the movie was from the eighties or nineties.
I don't remember. I know he was known for like
being in the Amazon and like, I don't know, kind
of like I think there's definitely a fighting crocodile situation
where one tries to attack and he like has to
deal with it.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Steve Irwin No.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Totally different. Steve Irwin was like saving them.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
He was the.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Crocodile hunter, but he didn't actually hunt the crocodiles. Oh okay,
all right, you ready? Yeah, this one for sure.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
This one for sure. It's from the same concept, but
there's two different phrases. I'm gonna have you finish one ready.
It's my money and I want it now almost okay,
so I need it now. Okay, pretty good, Okay, and
now finish this.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
JG. Wentworth. Oh one more time, JG. Wentworth, JG went Worth, JG. Wentworth.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That they're they're screaming it, right. I don't even they're
screaming it.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I don't even know what company that is right now,
so hold on, it's literally J.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
JG. Wentworth.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
It's a guy.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, okay, I don't know what they're for.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
J It's my money and.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
I need it now.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's JG Wentworth. That's what you got to call JG Wentworth.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Uh, hold on, JG. There's like a tune to it,
and I can't pick it up right now. What is
the tune?
Speaker 6 (21:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Give me, give me after j G went they're a
loan company.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, money laundering, money laundering, they're not. They are not
money laundering, but they're alone. Danny, let's play the first clip.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Wait, JG.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
It's my money and I need it now. It's my
money and I need it now.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's my money and I need it now.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
It's money and I need It's my money and.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I need it now.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It's your money when you need it. By the way,
that phone number that was up there shows that that
commercial predates the other one you're about to see. He
got smart with his phone number.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Really. Oh wait, hold on, JG. Get your money now.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
All right, let's see if she's right, JAG Wentworth, Get
your money now.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I feel like that's all I got based off of this.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
All right, you're gonna remember this, this from fifteen years ago.
And I need cash, noe.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
A phone number?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I need cash?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Okay, So a phone number.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, he got smart with his phone number. They worked
it into the song. And also the phone number on
the other one was like eight six six and then
a bunch of numbers and he's like, wait a minute,
eight seven seven cash. Now everybody knows this. Everybody knows
his number.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Now, well, especially if you if you know what my
memory I mean, he did a good job.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
What was that supposed to mean? I have a terrible memory. No,
I'm saying if I if you know it, he did
a good job.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I mean sounds pretty I mean clearly you just said,
like the phone number dates back, so it was a
while ago. Can you remember it? So that's what I'm saying.
They did a good job on the marketing aspect.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Oh, speaking of marketing, I think door Dash sent you something.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
It's not did I say that room it's Jordash Georda Geordash, right, yeah, Geordash,
that's right, because you corrected me.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh it's a horse. Yeah, I didn't know that was
a horse. I thought it was just like it's a horse.
Of course, why are we rhyming.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Let's make a note about mister ed.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I might need.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Don't open that with your teeth Geordash loved the video
that we did, and they they sent you that.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Thank you. See if I like it, I'm just kidding.
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Danny literally just made a note. I could see it.
Look cute.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Ew the gray wash, I do like that already. It
is the Horsey. Oh yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh nice, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Okay, that's you're probably making all sorts of horrible sounds
for Danny on the microphone.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Really cool, it's really cute.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Thank you, DoorDash. Geordash, which one is it? Jordash? You know.
DoorDash commented on the Jordash video and said collab Oh
really yeah, talking about collabing with Geordash. Yeah, it's pretty funny.
It was pretty nice of them to send you that.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
It was very nice.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right, you ready for your last one?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah, it's hot.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right, it's it. It's the last one. If you
get this answer right, you'll make me a snack. Oh
I was gonna. I was gonna say, I'll make a
donation to an animal shelter in your name or something.
If you get this answer correct, I will make a
five hundred dollars donation. There's a lot of pressure to
(26:24):
any animal shelter you choose. Okay, Okay, if you get
it wrong, I'll still make you a snack. Okay, because
we have to go back. We're gonna go back to
my place anyway and do some business and talk and
hang out.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Plus, you hadn't seen your little brother in a while.
Yeah you ready? Pretty simple? I mean I think anybody
over the age of maybe thirty thirty five will know
the answer. Okay, Danny, I am curious. I know you're
not miked up, but you can yell out yes or
no if you know the answer. Oh wait, you can't
because you've probably seen the video. Never mind, damn it,
(27:00):
I forgot that. I sent him the video to put
on the show today. Ready. Yeah, how many licks does
it take three to get to the TUTSI roll center
of a tootsy pop three? Yep? Well it goes five
hundred bucks?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Let's watch the video.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I know this commercial was like a drawn out owl
and he's like, how do you know about this?
Speaker 7 (27:28):
How many lips and take?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Why don't we end up?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Asked mister Fox. For he's much cleverer than I. Mister
Fox how many lipster and take to get.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
To Why don't you ask mister turtle for he's been
around a lot.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Longer than I, mister turtle for throughout How many lifts
does it take get it rolls better? Bob? A good question.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Let's find out the one, three, three.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
If there's anything I can't stand, it's the smart.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Ow How many links does it take to get the
twoty rolls anger of a toy pop?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
The world may never know?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
That's so cute.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I'll tell you. I sat one day, I'm not kidding
and counted I will never forget. I started licking and
then just ended up going. I personally got to two,
thy three and eighty six when I got to the
center that I will never forget it. I sat there
(28:48):
for hours. Twenty three eighty six was my.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Number, right, But that's that's not how many it took.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
The correct answer was three. You got you got the answer.
I'm just saying that's how dedicated I was, because when
he said the world may never know, I was like,
I could.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Be the first one, yeah to ever know. That's funny,
But so you you gave up?
Speaker 7 (29:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I got to the center after TWI twenty three eighty
six the first time I tasted the Tutsi rold Center.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Wow, okay, so you actually follow.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I actually followed through and did it.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Well, they should change. There would be a.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Long ass commercial. Hey, Tutsi roll if you want to,
you want a sponsor, we'll do it right here on
the show. Yeah, well I will. She's not. I don't
see her sticking around that long. What you would sit
here and just look at tootsy Pop? No for hours?
No exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, I wouldn't do that. You're right, but I could.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I got time.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Maybe not totty Pop, but I could think of a
different commercial for tutty Rolls.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You can like either way, hit us up. You have
you have won the chance to sponsor.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
No, listen, hear me out. It could be for pranks.
You could mash a bunch of tits rolls together and
make it look like poop and put it on the floor.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's a very good marketing and people be like what
what what?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Hashtag titsy poop, hashtag snack and a prank all in one.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I don't think making one's product look like a pile.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Of ship's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Candy is gonna be sure funny, but I don't think
they're marketing people are going to go for that.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
It's multi use, Okay, I think that's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Well, we will never hear from them now.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
So I don't.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
I think though, I think though they'll say something.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Okay, well, thanks for stopping by the studio. It's fun.
Good job. I'm really proud of you.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Actually, and you.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Actually get to pick a charity for me to give
the five hundred dollars too, that's gonna be fun. I'm
excited too.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, I just donated to ones.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Maybe you just yeah, if it's the same.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
One, Yeah, I for that'd sweet.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Thank you of course. All right, y'all that's the podcast.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
We love your bunches. We out. I'm trying to I'm
gonna come up with like a like a catch. It's
I know it's gonna be. We're gonna go watch the special.
Watch the watch the special.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's my turn every time to end the show. That's
why why you know what, I'm gonna start giving you
problems when you start the show.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Cut it out, cut it out.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I don't give you any problems when you start the show.
I'm gonna start giving.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
That is false and a half that is false and false.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
When was the last time I gave you a problem?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
How many times have I started the show and you've
been going it trying to clap when I clap? How
many sound checks I sounded like this?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Okay, hold on, a million times you've done that on
the mic?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay, you definitely into the mic. We I knew you
were going to say that. Roll the tape. It's a
compilation of her messing me up. Roll the tape.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yeah right, there is no tape.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
What do you wait on?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Are you to make me a snack? This podcast is ended.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
That was the last one to talk.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
You don't don't let him have the last word, Danny
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