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I do a big clap. Youdid a great clap to listen. Yay
Peach Vibe. Hey, hey Nottsponsors here. I was showing them peace.
What if? What if like ina week they create, like they
start like running commercials about do youhave musolthelioma from Peach Vibes, like you
(00:23):
can just put that on our show. Well I put it in my body.
Well put in your body. You'rean adult. You can do that.
I'm just saying, don't act likewe're endorsing that brand. It's better
for you than Monster Peach Vibe withlime that's not sponsored either. What if
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a week later they come out andthey're like, there's it's water tilapia.
What is it called? It's tilapia. Probably, No, that's that's what
I had for dinner. Yes,tilapia. What is it called? What's
that thing that happens in food andpeople? No? Oh man, it's
(01:10):
telapia. You don't caught tilapia.It just came out. And the Great
Value Fruit I'm gonna a commercial forit. Great Value Fruit has it?
Now? Great Value Fruit has tilapia? It's breading or something. Beware have
you experienced symptoms of fishy behavior.You may have caught Tilapia. Call now
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eight two one two one. Attorneysare standing by to take your call.
Don't take Tilapia sitting down on aboat. Also, I mess with this,
so that might be loud. Ihope you're loud. It's impossible for
you to be loud. No,I mean I mess with this. Oh,
I'm gonna share something real quick.I'm sure something. Be really quiet.
(01:55):
I'm sorry, trick. Watch getevery single episode plus video and talk
to us in the comments and daughterpoddot Com today on daughter issues. Hey,
you have to be nice to me. We got an intro in No,
(02:15):
that's very nice. No, whatis it called. I'm going to
ask you words from the nineties,and you're just gonna give me the definition
of the word. That's all itis. Nineties definitions, definition of the
word. Yeah, it's like avocabulary quiz. Remember in school, your
teacher would say the vocabulary word andyou would get to write down the definition.
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Nope, you went to school.I went to school, but they
never I rewrote the word over andover and over again. Yeah, but
then they would ask you definitions.Right. They would say like timely,
and you have to write timely andthen write what the word meant. No,
I never had to do that.Is that why you don't know stuff?
Probably the Texas school system. Iwhat I had to do with with
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the words in all of my potand all of my packets English Please.
I had one page where I hada list of words, probably like thirty
of them, and I could hadto scratch them off when I was done.
But I had all these notebook paperthat was also attached to it,
and I could write each word threetimes until the whole paper. And that
wasn't a punishment. It was justhomework. And I had that in each
packet. But I had no definitionsdefinitions, Yes you did, No I
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didn't. You definitely did. Youhad to do vocabulary at some point.
I didn't specify an age. Whyare we already fighting? I have issues,
daughter issues. I'm the daughter.I'm just gonna say the word and
you tell me what it what itmeant? Like? What is it?
Okay? Okay? I got it? Pen bow long distance friend? Very
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good? What do they call it? Penpal? You have video idea because
you they're they're your pal through thepen because you're writing. They used to
write letters that one I just didsome like trial and error in my head.
Very good. I'm impressed. We'reoff to a great start. It's
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going to be a short episode.I was in school, well slap bracelet.
Yeah, I had one of those. That's tar two thousands, you
know, show show the people onthe part that's not going to be cut
off. It's the same one.Yeah, yeah, okay, I actually
have one on the back of myphone. Oh, now you don't say
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it's the same thing. Yeah,but ears is a lot stronger. M
hmm. Careful with the bouncing andburping. Remember we're recording an episode.
Yeah, but but peach vibes.Peach vibes exactly, now you get it.
Rabbit ears soft, small ears,and they're so cute. They're like
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a rabbit. Nope, big ears, big ears. Rabbit rabbits. They've
like a hair. Is that thisthis slang? Yeah, a little bit.
I mean it's a rabbit ears.Wait a minute, it's a nickname
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for something like nosy, someone beingnosy. Yeah, because they can hear
or they can't, but it's likeas if they could hear from afar.
Right, You're like, oh,rabbit ears over here. No, oh,
you had me. I was like, I did do it again.
I cracked the code twice. Nope, okay, well take one more shot
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at it. Rabbit ears. Whatwould rabbit ears be? Rabbit ears?
Yeah, like you could hear reallywell so that you're like, man,
you heard that from so far away. You have rabbit ears? It wasn't
you have? It? Was justusing in a sentence that that's a part
of it, right, use itin a sentence, um, use it
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in a sentence. Rabbit ears?Can you get rabbit ears? I can't
see it very well? Grab therabbit ears? Can't see now. Mix
some senses and it doesn't make anysense. Hey, mix some senses and
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it doesn't make any sense English.This is why I don't know it,
because it's too difficult. Rabbit ears. Rabbit ears means means you got enormously
big ears and someone's making fun ofyou for it. It's a bullying thing.
Rabbit ears, rabbit ears? Iam what is it? What does
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it mean? I don't know theantennas for the TV because they would stick
off the TV like this. Therabbit ears were the antennas. Two.
Yeah, I can't see the TVvery well. I can't see it very
well. So the fix the rabbitears. Grab them. You can just
grab the Yeah, you had twothe one. No, No, it's
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always two because there's two different signalscoming in. We'll get to that later,
all right, Um? What isUHF? H? Does the week
WENK have to do with it?You? I was talking to my people.
(07:38):
You h F university university house.You're messing with me again, I
am you. There's not a lotof words to start with, Brella,
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right. Is it a slang?Is it like UHF? Or is it
like a name of something? It'sa it's a name of something us in
a sentence. I can't see itpretty well. Adjust the UHF or switch
to UHF question rabbit ears? Yes, really no, it's like four in
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the same show You're Close. It'sa it's a long the same line.
So excited forgetting it right? Um, it's what it's You're close. It's
it's along the same lines as withthe TV. Is it using a sentence
again? Um? Switch to UHFlike hd M I uh sort of like
(08:48):
it's in that Wait, is thisthe one with the Is this the name
of the colored ones? Whoa ofthe red one we don't and the white
one and the other one the threeout of one cable. Those are our
Ah, I thought you were goinga completely different route with that. That's
just your gen max brain. Veryuncomfortable. Just now, what do you
(09:09):
mean nothing? You're gen X.Ray needs to calm down. I'm I'm
worried that you're gonna get us canceledon accident with your I'm gen X.
I'm not gonna get canceled. You'regen Z gen Z. I'm not not
even sure what your gen you are. No, I just said gen X
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for you. That's why I gotconfused. What's the next word? That's
not very genuine? No, No, okay, you're not on the peach
vibes UHF and VHF vhs VHF.I'm just not I'm not just speaking with
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a lisp. It's VHF UHF.They were different frequencies for the TV,
so the low channels. I believethat low channels were VHF. I might
have it backwards. I'm pretty sureright though, the low channels. Yeah,
so we had two. We hadtwo knobs on the TV. You've
seen a TV with two circles onit. Think about an old gray like
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TV buttons on it. Two bigthey're not buttons. They're they're they're dial.
Yeah, yeah, literal, literaldials. That's how they would say,
don't touch that dial. Because whenyou wanted to change the channel,
like the people on TV, don'ttouch what dial the dial on your TV.
They're telling you not to change thechannel, don't touch that dial.
You didn't have any remotes, noremotes. You had to walk up to
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the TV and go to change thechannel. The top one was VHF,
which was the low channels, solike you have a cable connected it to
remote. No, that was inthe mid eighties. Eventually that came along
maybe late eighties. My dad hada VCR that had a remote, but
I never we had never had aTV that had a remote. That's the
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box that took the VHS. Correct. Yeah, no, it's not.
I'm just kidding. Why do youkeep doing that? Actually, you are
right about that. I'm a littlebit gaslighting a little bit, but you're
right about that. Yes, theVCR is the bus that played the VHS
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tapes. But but the top thing, when you were like literally changing channels,
you had to walk up to itand change the channel. The low
channels like three, four, five, eight, eleven, those were maybe
eleven. I'm not sure if elevenwas part. I think eleven was like
at the top of the VHF VHFfrequency if you wanted to go to the
higher channels. When I was ababy, like when I was a little
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kid, there were no other channels. It was just like the low end.
There was no such thing as likechannel twenty one or twenty seven or
thirty three or thirty nine that camea little later. What you had to
do though, the top knob hadUHF on it, so you would go
like three four or five, six, seven, eight, eleven UHF and
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then you can move the bottom oneto where you want it to be,
and then you can go to twentyone. It stood for ultra high frequency,
and the V was I don't rememberultra high frequent. Yeah. Do
they use that that um for anythingelse? Let me see what a VHF
stands for? You, Oh,very high frequency? Really? I bet
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so? It is you HF andyou h are the Are those used for
other stuff? No, No,nobody uses that at all anymore. That
only means that combination is only forfor sending signals out of a television tower
wirelessly to your TV. Set.It takes the antenna. The antenna brings
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the frequency in and shows the display. So when the TV would get fuzzy
and like to get a little squiggly, you know how you said we were
all glitching out and squiggly, wewould change the channel or adjust the rabbit
ears to clear up the picture.That's crazy. What is tuner tuner?
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I'm a guitar tuner, Nope tuner. It's also on the TV volume sound
nope tuner like graphics. So whenyou would click the channel, there was
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a little thing behind it that youcould like turn like this. So like
if you were on the channel andit looked okay, but it was a
little fuzzy, you could just dominor tweaks with the tuner. You could
just like turn the tuner a littlebit and it would just move it a
little bit and it would clear up. I don't really know. Maybe something
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on top of the house or maybesomething in the on the actual antenna would
just make smaller movements. Basically,Tutor, Okay, let's move on off
the TV stuff. It's very confusingfor you. What is a full service
gas station? You know? Fullservice? Yeah, Oh, that means
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that they have the gas, theyhave the station, they have the snacks,
they have the air pump, theyhave the car wash. Did I
say that already? No? Okay, And then they have everything the gas
station. They have all of it. Because sometimes they're just a convenience store.
Sometimes there's only gas. Give youa hint, this gas station is
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full service. No. I almostsaid you got it and did the thing
again, but that felt mean,so I didn't do that. You it's
have you ever noticed when you goto a gas station it says self service.
They pumped your gas for you.Every gas station pumped your gas for
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you. There was a gas stationattendant and a lot of people either listening
or if they're a little bit older, or they have grandparents or parents that
are older. They a lot ofpeople made their livings as a gas station
attend that they would come out pumpyour gas, and while they were filling
up your gas, they would checkyour oil to make sure everything's good.
Yeah, and then you could tipthem if you wanted, I think,
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But yeah, it was just partof it was part of the service that
the gas station offered. In fact, I think on the East coast or
maybe way up north, there area couple of towns that still have it,
like a couple of areas that stilldo that. And there are people
that move to other parts of thecountry and they don't know how to pump
gas because they've never had to.You just drive up to the station,
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the person fills it up, andthen you drive away. I mean,
I gotta say, I would muchrather prefer that. The idea of someone
pumping my gas is amazing, becauseI hate the only reason I hate getting
gas is because of how dirty thegas pump actually is. It's so dirty,
so I'm always I just don't you'vebeen it's so dirty, and I
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just like, well, it's it'sit's interesting because I'll shove my hands in
Texas dirt and it's fine. Butlike people, dirt breaks me out too
much. Like dirt, dirt,I'm kind of with people. Dirt is
too much. Fair enough, Iwould prefer that. Why why why did
that go away? I don't know. I think it was just an expense.
It was it was an unnecessary job, Like you could just get out
and it was unnecessary job. There'sa person that works, Okay, there's
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this car wash. No hold on, there's this car wash, and I
guess it's needed, but it's it'sunnecessary too. But it's needed, but
that's unnecessary. You drive up thiscar wash and you're supposed to go through
the car wash, and then afterthe car wash you can park and then
clean out your own car and vacuumyourself. But you go through, like
the electrical car wash, there's aguy standing right outside the little area where
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you pay for the car washer.You pull up like like a drive through,
and all I was supposed to dois pay for it and then go
and he just stands there in betweenthe paying thing in the car and just's
like cash your card. That's notan unnecessary job. Why is he doing
that? Because so many people haveissues with how to put the card in,
which one do I select? Ican't get my card out if they
have fingernails, the machine's not workingright, maybe it's not under so they
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constantly have to goose. So they'relike, just stand out there and do
it because people are stupid. Butnormally, like parking garages, they get
stuck all the time. But youcan press a little button and someone will
run out. Someone is just standingthere at all times. Someone's going to
explode. What is it doing youguys, take a picture? Why is
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it making that noise? On Augustfifth, We're gonna be doing Daughter Issues
live and I'm gonna get to showTelissa how to work a polaroid. She's
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not gonna see this picture developed untilAugust fifth, so I'm gonna put it
in a safe dark place. Youcan get tickets right now at nowhere Comedy
dot com. That was stressful.Will you just put me through? Was
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a part of the VIP. Watchus do the live show and interact as
our live audience right from your homenowhere Comedy dot com. I'm sorry you
were saying, does it make thatnoise every time? That's horrific. That
flash like hurt me. I feltit in my chest. It was like
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all around. That was like aflash bomb, like what I would imagine
when they're like, hey, Irun and you can't see anything. That's
that's what That's what that was.That was intense. It's because you have
rabbit ears what I can see justfine? What is a garment? So
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you put under a dress in theold times? Right me? No,
that's what a garment is? Youpull the garment up. No, it's
not what it is at all.What is that called a slip? You
mean a gardener garter the thing aroundthe leg maybe, okay? Garment garment
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is like a clothing item. Thehoodie is a garment. Too many gars
for clothing, okay, So whatis some one called garmen? Garmen like
carmen like garments using in a sentence, um, make sure you grab the
garment before we go, or thesuction cup to my garment broke? Do
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you have the charger? I knowwhat garment is. Look at the excitement
on her face. Mom had agarment, she did. I just had
like a flashback to remember. Iremember you say, Flash, don't do
that one again, please, Yousaid, flash, I don't want to
do that again. That was alot, Okay, I just thought you
were. It was already bright inhere and my eyes. I can't want
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to take so much. I thinkI almost exploded. You would have died
in nineteen eighty four. No,because this sound like build up and then
it just like that's what it feltlike in my body. It was like
just slowly getting more intense. Mybody was like I didn't sounds like an
explosive. That's what they sound likebefore it explodes. How do you know
all your time on the movies,it's like, you know, it's like
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trying to keep you focused, bro. A garment is an old, annoying,
irritating, barely working GPS. Yes, And I remember because he used
to be your mom's Dardar dodge Ford. There we go. It was called
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a garment and I remember. Iremember that because we lived in Garland.
I remember it sounded like garment,and I was like, that's kind of
cool, and then I never lookedat it ever again. Last one,
you're doing great? What is teenspirit? Teen spirit? Like Halloween?
Wait? Teen spirit? Like?Like, what do you mean? Like
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in general the spirit of a teensmells like teen spirit. Maybe they're walking
through a school and everyone's doing cheerleadingand football and teen spirit is in the
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air. That's right. You're messingwith me and I don't appreciate it.
Name is gaslighting. Otherwise I'm gonnastart gaslighting you. I'm just flip it
on you. Are you? It'sa deodorant? Teen spirit is deodorant.
Also, it was a movie youmean was deodorant? Was deodorant? Why
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they discontinue it. I don't know, I don't know sports what. Thank
you so much for tuning into thisepisode, I said, tuning in.
That's where we get that phrase from. By the way, thanks so much
for tuning into this episode of DaughterIssues. Like the video portion or audio,
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you had to tune to a radiotoo, had a little tuner on
it for what graphics audio, soyou could tune both. So what does
it move? Then? What isit? How can the same nous clarify
the signal? But how does thatdo the same thing for sound and video
because they're all coming in on onesignal over the air, all right.
(23:19):
Somehow that technology seems a lot morecomplicated than but yeah, they just made
us do most of the work.Now everything's tuned for you by the time
it gets to you, right,Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks for
tuning in to this episode of DaughterIssues. We hope you've enjoyed it,
share it with your parents or children, and we hope to see you for
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the live show August fifth, wherewe could be a part of our live
studio virtual audience right there from yourhome, where Telissa gets to figure out
how to use a polaroid. It'sgonna be the most stressed you've ever seen
her. I don't feel like it'sgoing to be that hard. I feel
like I feel like it's like changingtollpaper. Oh yeah, it's basically that
no no, no, Like you'rejust gonna pop the film in and it
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goes. I'm thinking there's a littlerole in there, and I just pop
it out and the film was alreadyin a circle, and I put it
on like toilet paper, and thenI put it back in there. And
what did you say when I toldyou I need I wanted to just take
one picture as a as a test, but I didn't want you to see
it. I told you just totake one picture of something else and cut
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the tape. Said you asked ifI could cut the tape and put it
back in well, and I waslike, August fifth is gonna be amazing.
I did ask that because he saidthere was eight photos. And You're
like, I don't know if Ican take it back out. And I
was like, well, if youcan't take it back out, then you
only need some of it. Iwonder if you could just cut cut it
and normally you can cut tape.I wish I could show you this,
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but till this is gonna see thisonline, so I'm gonna have to keep
it a secret. I don't wantto see it now. No you can't.
It's gonna ruin it. Okay,August fifth, everybody gets to see
this nowhere Comedy dot Com get yourtickets. Let's end this episode. Let's
(25:06):
go Thank you the podcast. Extremelystressful podcast that this was has finally ended.
I do a big clap. Youdid a great clap to listen. Yay
Peach Vibe. Hey, hey Nottsponsors here. I was showing them peace.
What if? What if like ina week they create, like they
start like running commercials about do youhave musolthelioma from Peach Vibes, like you
(00:23):
can just put that on our show. Well I put it in my body.
Well put in your body. You'rean adult. You can do that.
I'm just saying, don't act likewe're endorsing that brand. It's better
for you than Monster Peach Vibe withlime that's not sponsored either. What if
(00:44):
a week later they come out andthey're like, there's it's water tilapia.
What is it called? It's tilapia. Probably, No, that's that's what
I had for dinner. Yes,tilapia. What is it called? What's
that thing that happens in food andpeople? No? Oh man, it's
(01:10):
telapia. You don't caught tilapia.It just came out. And the Great
Value Fruit I'm gonna a commercial forit. Great Value Fruit has it?
Now? Great Value Fruit has tilapia? It's breading or something. Beware have
you experienced symptoms of fishy behavior.You may have caught Tilapia. Call now
(01:34):
eight two one two one. Attorneysare standing by to take your call.
Don't take Tilapia sitting down on aboat. Also, I mess with this,
so that might be loud. Ihope you're loud. It's impossible for
you to be loud. No,I mean I mess with this. Oh,
I'm gonna share something real quick.I'm sure something. Be really quiet.
(01:55):
I'm sorry, trick. Watch getevery single episode plus video and talk
to us in the comments and daughterpoddot Com today on daughter issues. Hey,
you have to be nice to me. We got an intro in No,
(02:15):
that's very nice. No, whatis it called. I'm going to
ask you words from the nineties,and you're just gonna give me the definition
of the word. That's all itis. Nineties definitions, definition of the
word. Yeah, it's like avocabulary quiz. Remember in school, your
teacher would say the vocabulary word andyou would get to write down the definition.
(02:36):
Nope, you went to school.I went to school, but they
never I rewrote the word over andover and over again. Yeah, but
then they would ask you definitions.Right. They would say like timely,
and you have to write timely andthen write what the word meant. No,
I never had to do that.Is that why you don't know stuff?
Probably the Texas school system. Iwhat I had to do with with
(02:59):
the words in all of my potand all of my packets English Please.
I had one page where I hada list of words, probably like thirty
of them, and I could hadto scratch them off when I was done.
But I had all these notebook paperthat was also attached to it,
and I could write each word threetimes until the whole paper. And that
wasn't a punishment. It was justhomework. And I had that in each
packet. But I had no definitionsdefinitions, Yes you did, No I
(03:23):
didn't. You definitely did. Youhad to do vocabulary at some point.
I didn't specify an age. Whyare we already fighting? I have issues,
daughter issues. I'm the daughter.I'm just gonna say the word and
you tell me what it what itmeant? Like? What is it?
Okay? Okay? I got it? Pen bow long distance friend? Very
(03:49):
good? What do they call it? Penpal? You have video idea because
you they're they're your pal through thepen because you're writing. They used to
write letters that one I just didsome like trial and error in my head.
Very good. I'm impressed. We'reoff to a great start. It's
(04:10):
going to be a short episode.I was in school, well slap bracelet.
Yeah, I had one of those. That's tar two thousands, you
know, show show the people onthe part that's not going to be cut
off. It's the same one.Yeah, yeah, okay, I actually
have one on the back of myphone. Oh, now you don't say
(04:32):
it's the same thing. Yeah,but ears is a lot stronger. M
hmm. Careful with the bouncing andburping. Remember we're recording an episode.
Yeah, but but peach vibes.Peach vibes exactly, now you get it.
Rabbit ears soft, small ears,and they're so cute. They're like
(04:58):
a rabbit. Nope, big ears, big ears. Rabbit rabbits. They've
like a hair. Is that thisthis slang? Yeah, a little bit.
I mean it's a rabbit ears.Wait a minute, it's a nickname
(05:19):
for something like nosy, someone beingnosy. Yeah, because they can hear
or they can't, but it's likeas if they could hear from afar.
Right, You're like, oh,rabbit ears over here. No, oh,
you had me. I was like, I did do it again.
I cracked the code twice. Nope, okay, well take one more shot
(05:42):
at it. Rabbit ears. Whatwould rabbit ears be? Rabbit ears?
Yeah, like you could hear reallywell so that you're like, man,
you heard that from so far away. You have rabbit ears? It wasn't
you have? It? Was justusing in a sentence that that's a part
of it, right, use itin a sentence, um, use it
(06:05):
in a sentence. Rabbit ears?Can you get rabbit ears? I can't
see it very well? Grab therabbit ears? Can't see now. Mix
some senses and it doesn't make anysense. Hey, mix some senses and
(06:29):
it doesn't make any sense English.This is why I don't know it,
because it's too difficult. Rabbit ears. Rabbit ears means means you got enormously
big ears and someone's making fun ofyou for it. It's a bullying thing.
Rabbit ears, rabbit ears? Iam what is it? What does
(06:53):
it mean? I don't know theantennas for the TV because they would stick
off the TV like this. Therabbit ears were the antennas. Two.
Yeah, I can't see the TVvery well. I can't see it very
well. So the fix the rabbitears. Grab them. You can just
grab the Yeah, you had twothe one. No, No, it's
(07:14):
always two because there's two different signalscoming in. We'll get to that later,
all right, Um? What isUHF? H? Does the week
WENK have to do with it?You? I was talking to my people.
(07:38):
You h F university university house.You're messing with me again, I
am you. There's not a lotof words to start with, Brella,
(08:00):
right. Is it a slang?Is it like UHF? Or is it
like a name of something? It'sa it's a name of something us in
a sentence. I can't see itpretty well. Adjust the UHF or switch
to UHF question rabbit ears? Yes, really no, it's like four in
(08:24):
the same show You're Close. It'sa it's a long the same line.
So excited forgetting it right? Um, it's what it's You're close. It's
it's along the same lines as withthe TV. Is it using a sentence
again? Um? Switch to UHFlike hd M I uh sort of like
(08:48):
it's in that Wait, is thisthe one with the Is this the name
of the colored ones? Whoa ofthe red one we don't and the white
one and the other one the threeout of one cable. Those are our
Ah, I thought you were goinga completely different route with that. That's
just your gen max brain. Veryuncomfortable. Just now, what do you
(09:09):
mean nothing? You're gen X.Ray needs to calm down. I'm I'm
worried that you're gonna get us canceledon accident with your I'm gen X.
I'm not gonna get canceled. You'regen Z gen Z. I'm not not
even sure what your gen you are. No, I just said gen X
(09:31):
for you. That's why I gotconfused. What's the next word? That's
not very genuine? No, No, okay, you're not on the peach
vibes UHF and VHF vhs VHF.I'm just not I'm not just speaking with
(09:52):
a lisp. It's VHF UHF.They were different frequencies for the TV,
so the low channels. I believethat low channels were VHF. I might
have it backwards. I'm pretty sureright though, the low channels. Yeah,
so we had two. We hadtwo knobs on the TV. You've
seen a TV with two circles onit. Think about an old gray like
(10:13):
TV buttons on it. Two bigthey're not buttons. They're they're they're dial.
Yeah, yeah, literal, literaldials. That's how they would say,
don't touch that dial. Because whenyou wanted to change the channel,
like the people on TV, don'ttouch what dial the dial on your TV.
They're telling you not to change thechannel, don't touch that dial.
You didn't have any remotes, noremotes. You had to walk up to
(10:37):
the TV and go to change thechannel. The top one was VHF,
which was the low channels, solike you have a cable connected it to
remote. No, that was inthe mid eighties. Eventually that came along
maybe late eighties. My dad hada VCR that had a remote, but
I never we had never had aTV that had a remote. That's the
(10:58):
box that took the VHS. Correct. Yeah, no, it's not.
I'm just kidding. Why do youkeep doing that? Actually, you are
right about that. I'm a littlebit gaslighting a little bit, but you're
right about that. Yes, theVCR is the bus that played the VHS
(11:20):
tapes. But but the top thing, when you were like literally changing channels,
you had to walk up to itand change the channel. The low
channels like three, four, five, eight, eleven, those were maybe
eleven. I'm not sure if elevenwas part. I think eleven was like
at the top of the VHF VHFfrequency if you wanted to go to the
higher channels. When I was ababy, like when I was a little
(11:41):
kid, there were no other channels. It was just like the low end.
There was no such thing as likechannel twenty one or twenty seven or
thirty three or thirty nine that camea little later. What you had to
do though, the top knob hadUHF on it, so you would go
like three four or five, six, seven, eight, eleven UHF and
(12:05):
then you can move the bottom oneto where you want it to be,
and then you can go to twentyone. It stood for ultra high frequency,
and the V was I don't rememberultra high frequent. Yeah. Do
they use that that um for anythingelse? Let me see what a VHF
stands for? You, Oh,very high frequency? Really? I bet
(12:28):
so? It is you HF andyou h are the Are those used for
other stuff? No, No,nobody uses that at all anymore. That
only means that combination is only forfor sending signals out of a television tower
wirelessly to your TV. Set.It takes the antenna. The antenna brings
(12:52):
the frequency in and shows the display. So when the TV would get fuzzy
and like to get a little squiggly, you know how you said we were
all glitching out and squiggly, wewould change the channel or adjust the rabbit
ears to clear up the picture.That's crazy. What is tuner tuner?
(13:16):
I'm a guitar tuner, Nope tuner. It's also on the TV volume sound
nope tuner like graphics. So whenyou would click the channel, there was
(13:37):
a little thing behind it that youcould like turn like this. So like
if you were on the channel andit looked okay, but it was a
little fuzzy, you could just dominor tweaks with the tuner. You could
just like turn the tuner a littlebit and it would just move it a
little bit and it would clear up. I don't really know. Maybe something
(14:00):
on top of the house or maybesomething in the on the actual antenna would
just make smaller movements. Basically,Tutor, Okay, let's move on off
the TV stuff. It's very confusingfor you. What is a full service
gas station? You know? Fullservice? Yeah, Oh, that means
(14:26):
that they have the gas, theyhave the station, they have the snacks,
they have the air pump, theyhave the car wash. Did I
say that already? No? Okay, And then they have everything the gas
station. They have all of it. Because sometimes they're just a convenience store.
Sometimes there's only gas. Give youa hint, this gas station is
(14:48):
full service. No. I almostsaid you got it and did the thing
again, but that felt mean,so I didn't do that. You it's
have you ever noticed when you goto a gas station it says self service.
They pumped your gas for you.Every gas station pumped your gas for
(15:11):
you. There was a gas stationattendant and a lot of people either listening
or if they're a little bit older, or they have grandparents or parents that
are older. They a lot ofpeople made their livings as a gas station
attend that they would come out pumpyour gas, and while they were filling
up your gas, they would checkyour oil to make sure everything's good.
Yeah, and then you could tipthem if you wanted, I think,
(15:33):
But yeah, it was just partof it was part of the service that
the gas station offered. In fact, I think on the East coast or
maybe way up north, there area couple of towns that still have it,
like a couple of areas that stilldo that. And there are people
that move to other parts of thecountry and they don't know how to pump
gas because they've never had to.You just drive up to the station,
(15:54):
the person fills it up, andthen you drive away. I mean,
I gotta say, I would muchrather prefer that. The idea of someone
pumping my gas is amazing, becauseI hate the only reason I hate getting
gas is because of how dirty thegas pump actually is. It's so dirty,
so I'm always I just don't you'vebeen it's so dirty, and I
(16:15):
just like, well, it's it'sit's interesting because I'll shove my hands in
Texas dirt and it's fine. Butlike people, dirt breaks me out too
much. Like dirt, dirt,I'm kind of with people. Dirt is
too much. Fair enough, Iwould prefer that. Why why why did
that go away? I don't know. I think it was just an expense.
It was it was an unnecessary job, Like you could just get out
and it was unnecessary job. There'sa person that works, Okay, there's
(16:38):
this car wash. No hold on, there's this car wash, and I
guess it's needed, but it's it'sunnecessary too. But it's needed, but
that's unnecessary. You drive up thiscar wash and you're supposed to go through
the car wash, and then afterthe car wash you can park and then
clean out your own car and vacuumyourself. But you go through, like
the electrical car wash, there's aguy standing right outside the little area where
(17:00):
you pay for the car washer.You pull up like like a drive through,
and all I was supposed to dois pay for it and then go
and he just stands there in betweenthe paying thing in the car and just's
like cash your card. That's notan unnecessary job. Why is he doing
that? Because so many people haveissues with how to put the card in,
which one do I select? Ican't get my card out if they
have fingernails, the machine's not workingright, maybe it's not under so they
(17:25):
constantly have to goose. So they'relike, just stand out there and do
it because people are stupid. Butnormally, like parking garages, they get
stuck all the time. But youcan press a little button and someone will
run out. Someone is just standingthere at all times. Someone's going to
explode. What is it doing youguys, take a picture? Why is
(17:48):
it making that noise? On Augustfifth, We're gonna be doing Daughter Issues
live and I'm gonna get to showTelissa how to work a polaroid. She's
(18:12):
not gonna see this picture developed untilAugust fifth, so I'm gonna put it
in a safe dark place. Youcan get tickets right now at nowhere Comedy
dot com. That was stressful.Will you just put me through? Was
stressful? Join us for the liveshow, join the Q and A be
(18:32):
a part of the VIP. Watchus do the live show and interact as
our live audience right from your homenowhere Comedy dot com. I'm sorry you
were saying, does it make thatnoise every time? That's horrific. That
flash like hurt me. I feltit in my chest. It was like
(18:55):
all around. That was like aflash bomb, like what I would imagine
when they're like, hey, Irun and you can't see anything. That's
that's what That's what that was.That was intense. It's because you have
rabbit ears what I can see justfine? What is a garment? So
(19:18):
you put under a dress in theold times? Right me? No,
that's what a garment is? Youpull the garment up. No, it's
not what it is at all.What is that called a slip? You
mean a gardener garter the thing aroundthe leg maybe, okay? Garment garment
(19:40):
is like a clothing item. Thehoodie is a garment. Too many gars
for clothing, okay, So whatis some one called garmen? Garmen like
carmen like garments using in a sentence, um, make sure you grab the
garment before we go, or thesuction cup to my garment broke? Do
(20:06):
you have the charger? I knowwhat garment is. Look at the excitement
on her face. Mom had agarment, she did. I just had
like a flashback to remember. Iremember you say, Flash, don't do
that one again, please, Yousaid, flash, I don't want to
do that again. That was alot, Okay, I just thought you
were. It was already bright inhere and my eyes. I can't want
(20:29):
to take so much. I thinkI almost exploded. You would have died
in nineteen eighty four. No,because this sound like build up and then
it just like that's what it feltlike in my body. It was like
just slowly getting more intense. Mybody was like I didn't sounds like an
explosive. That's what they sound likebefore it explodes. How do you know
all your time on the movies,it's like, you know, it's like
(20:53):
trying to keep you focused, bro. A garment is an old, annoying,
irritating, barely working GPS. Yes, And I remember because he used
to be your mom's Dardar dodge Ford. There we go. It was called
(21:14):
a garment and I remember. Iremember that because we lived in Garland.
I remember it sounded like garment,and I was like, that's kind of
cool, and then I never lookedat it ever again. Last one,
you're doing great? What is teenspirit? Teen spirit? Like Halloween?
Wait? Teen spirit? Like?Like, what do you mean? Like
(21:42):
in general the spirit of a teensmells like teen spirit. Maybe they're walking
through a school and everyone's doing cheerleadingand football and teen spirit is in the
(22:07):
air. That's right. You're messingwith me and I don't appreciate it.
Name is gaslighting. Otherwise I'm gonnastart gaslighting you. I'm just flip it
on you. Are you? It'sa deodorant? Teen spirit is deodorant.
Also, it was a movie youmean was deodorant? Was deodorant? Why
(22:32):
they discontinue it. I don't know, I don't know sports what. Thank
you so much for tuning into thisepisode, I said, tuning in.
That's where we get that phrase from. By the way, thanks so much
for tuning into this episode of DaughterIssues. Like the video portion or audio,
(22:56):
you had to tune to a radiotoo, had a little tuner on
it for what graphics audio, soyou could tune both. So what does
it move? Then? What isit? How can the same nous clarify
the signal? But how does thatdo the same thing for sound and video
because they're all coming in on onesignal over the air, all right.
(23:19):
Somehow that technology seems a lot morecomplicated than but yeah, they just made
us do most of the work.Now everything's tuned for you by the time
it gets to you, right,Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks for
tuning in to this episode of DaughterIssues. We hope you've enjoyed it,
share it with your parents or children, and we hope to see you for
(23:41):
the live show August fifth, wherewe could be a part of our live
studio virtual audience right there from yourhome, where Telissa gets to figure out
how to use a polaroid. It'sgonna be the most stressed you've ever seen
her. I don't feel like it'sgoing to be that hard. I feel
like I feel like it's like changingtollpaper. Oh yeah, it's basically that
no no, no, Like you'rejust gonna pop the film in and it
(24:02):
goes. I'm thinking there's a littlerole in there, and I just pop
it out and the film was alreadyin a circle, and I put it
on like toilet paper, and thenI put it back in there. And
what did you say when I toldyou I need I wanted to just take
one picture as a as a test, but I didn't want you to see
it. I told you just totake one picture of something else and cut
(24:25):
the tape. Said you asked ifI could cut the tape and put it
back in well, and I waslike, August fifth is gonna be amazing.
I did ask that because he saidthere was eight photos. And You're
like, I don't know if Ican take it back out. And I
was like, well, if youcan't take it back out, then you
only need some of it. Iwonder if you could just cut cut it
and normally you can cut tape.I wish I could show you this,
(24:45):
but till this is gonna see thisonline, so I'm gonna have to keep
it a secret. I don't wantto see it now. No you can't.
It's gonna ruin it. Okay,August fifth, everybody gets to see
this nowhere Comedy dot Com get yourtickets. Let's end this episode. Let's
(25:06):
go Thank you the podcast. Extremelystressful podcast that this was has finally ended.
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