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Nose or small nose. You're notanswering my question. Big nose, pointy
nose or round nose, round nose, So big nose, we have to
clap big nose, round nose,big nose, round nose, small nostrils
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are big nostrils, small nostrils?Okay? Can I change my answers?
Nike only now? I want asmall nose. It's round with small nostrils,
small nose. We talk about mynose or just noses in general.
Just I'm asking you to pick.You want a Are you drawing and you're
getting my Yeah, I'm trying tofinish, finish. I just I heard.
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Okay, small nose, small round, round, small holes? Okay,
ready, yep? Is this whatwe're doing for a podcast? No,
I'm just doing this first so thatmy brain can work properly. You're
gonna have to move that in asec Small nose. Cool. You should
have picked a big nose. It'sboring. I don't know there were right
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answers or wrong answers. Not wrong, it's just boring. What's in the
box? What's in the box.What's in the box is that we're gonna
title this episode because I don't knowwhat's in the box. Also, my
mom did my makeup. If you'relike, she looks different, I don't
know why. My mom did mymakeup and did something I never do,
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which is eyeshadow. Anyways, Ialso crimped like two or three pieces on
my hair. Looked there's like onethere and one here looks cool. Are
you gonna tell me what's in thebox? Hey, hey, hey,
hey hey, I'm gonna turn itinto a big nose. Okay, do
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that quietly, Okay. I getevery single episode plus video and talk to
us in the comments and daughterpod dotcom today on daughter issues. What's in
the box to this is gonna google, That's all. I need you to
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figure out the answers to some questions. I'm gonna google. Yeah, what
do you mean? Did you bringyour Google er? I have some questions
to ask you. I just needyou to find out the answers to it.
I don't have my laptop. Ohno, when I was your age,
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I didn't have a laptop either.Do I have to use books?
No? Are you serious? Dad? Our patron and one of our favorite
TikTok fans ever, deb Halla,sent us sent you a little something and
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now we get to play with it. Move your drawing. I'm only doing
this because depth sn't it. Iwant you to know. I have questions
for you. I don't want books. This is how you learn stuff.
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Catch it. Encyclopedias there's why isthere more than one? Well? There
more one because there are volumes.Remember I told you about volumes. Are
these about science? Sure? Whynot science? Here you go, this
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is world book? What does thatmean? Gotta google e before before google?
There's not any question. I wantno one here? Yeah it's in
there, No, it's it.Can't physically can't make to know how how
big is a rhinocerous horn? Thereyou go, like three feet? I
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don't need an estimate from you.I need I need to know for real
zies. So these go over here. Well none of these say rhino,
So well there's no there's no rhinobook and encyclopedias. So there you go.
Where would you like to start?I have what encyclopedias? Which one's
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the animal one? Where's where's two? And oh? One and two are
down here? Why there's so many? Oh, because there's a lot of
information? A are they? Oh? Okay, rhino? So where's our
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I did this in the yellow page. Wait a minute, is that elements?
Those are elements? I don't knowwhat's going on right now? Alphabet
No, I got that part,but why are there where it goes before
I lose my mind? All right? Get get my goodness? So oh
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just cute. They're just they're justbunched in together. They're bunched in together.
Is that bunched in together? Okay? I didn't need all the books
to find one fact about it?Right now? What is this? What
is what? Main parts of aneight? Main? Main? Don AMFM
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t a MFM transmitter as a transistorradio or a radio? I need you
to I need you to get tothe the rhino horn. You know how?
You can just ask your phone today. This is just you learning stuff
the way I did. Are foundr all right? I don't this.
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I would not care at this point, rain Dance. There's not every question
that I that I need to knowin here Raisin, there's a whole page
dedicated Oh wait, what oh?That one's about Rosa. It was like
she died on September and that Itwas like, Raisin is a dried grape.
I was like, where is theseparation between those two? They was
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talking? Okay, so this isjust a bunch of questions answered in different
sentences. Remember, the top ofthe book shows you what word it starts
with and ends with on each section. So there's gonna be kind kind of
like the Yellow Book where it wasalphabetical. Oh, rhino, I found
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it about one to two feet.I told you three feet. Wait a
minute, five inches? One totwo feet, Well two feet would be
twenty four inches. Yeah, butfor the greater one horned rhinoceros, it's
one to two feet. How manytoes does a cow have? Two?
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Are you sure? Yeah? Howdo you know that? You asked me
what you would have asked Google backin the day. So they have two
prove it. It's not going tobe there, see cow, We just
did that for rhino. Why wouldit not be It's not gonna be there,
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it's not, but it's in Showthem, Show them what the back
of that book looks like, orthe yeah that the spine C to C
h h oh yeah, the secondletters. There's no words with CZ next,
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sure there are. Why would theydedicate a whole section to this doesn't
make any sense? See I threwin between. What they mean is everything
from I to Z. This isanother problem of having books. You brought
them. All of the stuff isin my iPhone. What am I looking
for? Colorado? Colorado color Waita minute, it's going to be down
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more l Columbia. While she's doingthat, you may be thinking to yourself,
I got some old stuff I wantto send to them, and now
you can. You can mail usstuff for Telissa to experience computer. How
cool is that you want to mailus things for Tolissa to go through.
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I would love it, in fact. But I'd like you to do is
handwrite a letter. That's right,a curse letter, all in cursive.
Write it to her, write herand mail it to us. And I'm
about to give you the address,So get ready to write the address down.
I'm gonna to write a letter,mail it to us to the address
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I'm about to give you. Andonce we get a couple combined very soon,
then Tolissa is going to try toread them on the show. Okay,
are you ready to take down theaddress two six nine nine and a
half. Yes, you have toadd the half two six nine nine and
a half North Beachwood Drive, numberone forty eight two six ninety nine and
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a half North Beachwood Drive, numberone, forty eight, Hollywood, California,
nine zero zero six eight. Pleasewrite to Lissa a letter in cursive.
I don't understand. I need togo to tea for toes. This
one, this one doesn't have anatomyabout the cow, only has the definition
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of a cow, which I didn'tneed. They have two technically three depending
on if you count. I justneed you to find it in the book.
It's not in the book unless areyou so frustrated? Dude? Do
I need to go to a anatomy? How need you go for tea for
toes? Can I see this cbook while you're moving on to something else?
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Do you think I shouldn't move onto something else. Just let me
see the book. Are you goingto find it? Maybe there was a
lot of trial and error, man, So this is why what we would
have to do is take an initiallook at the encyclopedias and then go to
the library and get a deeper divebook that's specifically about the anatomy of cows.
So he'd walk into the librarian andbe like, well, I have
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an animal book, right, abig animal. So that's why those books
were necessary. Well, that's differentthat one I kept. I love that
one sometimes, Like the one downsideabout Internet, I will say, is
like you you're getting these like rabbitholes and like you figure out things that
you didn't want the answers to,Like, you're right, it just gives
you a brief definition. Yeah,it's that in here. See what does
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it too? And they're actually clauseyeah, called clause but yeah, how
far away is the Earth from thesun? Now? This is one that
I looked up as I was likeeight years old, and our encyclopedias were
from the sixties. I was growingup in the eighties and nineties, so
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you're talking to eighty seven eighty eight, but our encyclopedias were from the sixties,
so some of the information I hadwas outdated information. But I'm pretty
sure that one's still correct. Ninetythree million miles away. How do you
know that? Because you wouldn't shutup about it. Fact check me Sun
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s Oh wait, that's an endout of you. Oh wait, oh
to Z. There's there's you inbetween O and Z also s O four
solar oler. There we go.This is going to be the shortest episode
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ever because eighty percent of it isprobably going to be in fast forward.
What do you mean just find theanswer? Broke soccer all instructions. There's
like instructions in here. They teachyou how to play soccer in direct free
kick, go kick. They havethe people in here doing movements show and
you like like the Dance with Megame. Yeah, we didn't have YouTube
to teach us how to do stuff, so we learned. But that that's
just answered questions, not taught youhow to do stuff as it doesn't answer
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questions. You're asking me questions andI'm finding you answers. Right, what
am I looking for? You're readingto find the answer. It's not answering
the question. You're answering the questionthrough the information. The book isn't doing
it, you're doing it. Yeah, I got that part, but it's
still giving me answer. South Dakotafor you that being states? There's how
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many pages are in South Dakota?Oh wait, that's confusing? Why is
it? Soybean? I don't wantto do this anymore. What am I
looking for? Sun? S tyou? So I gotta go up?
T Oh Wait a minute, I'mnot looking for solar system or sun.
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Oh spour it's a pretty bird springfield. Wait keep oh te t use,
Oh, galaxy a star. We'rein the right place. Oh, dear,
have a little picture of a puppy. No, look at him?
No, Adam, I don't knowthey had pictures in here. I like
them a lot more. Now wealso had riddling. Would you have nothing
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riddling? Yes? So I thinka lot of our information we found was
accidental. Student, you're on yourway looking for something, and then puppy
stickle. Yeah, you don't seeany gin's ears doing jeopardy. So it's
probably why we don't have to comeacross unneeded information. Stomach, Well,
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that looks cool. Look at upstone mountains one carved some stuff? It
does stone. I'm getting there.Could I could have send someone to text
you phone? Now how about you? You? How do you even say
that word? Wait? Minut girtsugar is yeah, further two els lay
til oh son I found son Sonis a huge ball yep, okay,
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distance from Earth. It's in yellow. Here you go. See why didn't
have this about the cows? Theyshould have cow definition. And then a
yellow square looks like this where it'slike they have this many toes and they
have this many teeth and they haveit. Give the whole rundown cows are
just as important as the sun whenit comes to humans. Just something I
don't know. Pretty sure that's notthe case. I think so pretty sure.
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Unwinds. Yeah, it wins,but it's pretty important. Wait.
Distance from Earth ninety one million,four hundred thousand miles. I've always told
you ninety three million. Yeah,this is probably not updated. It's from
twenty nineteen. Yeah, it's notupdated. I'm pretty sure. Maybe further
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it changes. That's why we sayabout ninety three million. It always changes.
But there's an estimated ninety three million, which is they don't know is
age one astronomical unit? What?What's age? Then? Sure they do?
You just think it's fake news nowor what? No? I just
think I don't know. How areyou going to tell that? So grab
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this last one right here, DNAtest it. Grab it's one of us.
Grab that flip there and find afact you didn't know. Young African
hunting dogs rump together and they makebelieve fight. This kind of place serves
as an important learning experience and helpsthem develop skills needed for hunting. We
need that too, I definitely needthat. Well you that's the purpose of
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play fighting. Thank you. Todeb Hall for sending us these books.
We're gonna have a lot of funwith these. They're gonna be times where
I just maybe take to Lissa's phoneand say, I need some information and
I need you to figure out howto solve this problem with no Internet.
I really do hope you mail acursive letter to us. Don't do that.
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There's no point. I already providedthe address, you got it,
you wrote it down. Don't forgetthe half thing that people mess that up
to another language. Come on,give them a fact, and then let's
end this podcast. I am Ilike the sound of the page turning.
You can't do that in your business. Hey, what are you doing me?
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Either to listen to tend the lookof a fact? She doesn't know.
She's past three thousand facts. Shedidn't know, but she didn't mention
any of them. Well, becauseI liked reading some of them. I
think I'm gonna capture this moment ina very special way. Cool, all
right, good idea. Please don'tplease, don't don't do it. I'm
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being serious. I don't like it. Listen, stop, it's okay.
I have to capture the moment.I don't like it. You using encyclopedia.
Does it count down on your end? God, that's a horrible don't
do that. That was mean.That's a horrible sound, like what the
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light came on. I'm really scaredof the flash. I'll be yeah,
early early two thousands. Ye,early two thousands. Do it. I'm
scared of the flash. Don't bescared of the flash. I gotta get
you with your encyclopedias. Is it? Yeah? Here, I won't have
to look at it. Oh God, I'm scared. Also, we have
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daughter issues merch. Sables are amember of the weasel family. You know
what a sable is. Yeah,it's a member of the weasel family.
They're pretty dang cute. Let metell you you should see one on TikTok
he's all black and he just runsaround. He's so cute. Forget his
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name. Sables are a member ofthe You should invite him over. Invite
him over, and we should doa podcast with him. Okay, figure
out his little name. This hasgot me back into animals seeing it mentioned
little pictures of Yeah, I gottago. So do you feel about Syclopedias.
You can send him back to Deb. That's how I feel about him.
Thanks, Deb. I don't wantto. We're gonna, we're gonna
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do more because this is the kindof way, you know, you would.
You would start off looking for somethingelse, like you said, you
just came across something, and youend up finding something out you didn't know,
and then later you're like, youknow, I was reading the other
day and I read that. Ilike really? And then someone goes home
to their entyclopedias and fact checks youand come back, and you could take
it passes time like it like ifyou're bored and you don't want to look
at a screen, it's good topass that time to have. But my
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I wouldn't. I don't trust myselfbecause anything with paper, I'm gonna write
on it or tear it. Andyeah, yours would definitely be filled with
a bunch of drawings. Yeah,I would or like all the animal pages
would be untouched, and I'd belike, oh, that's a cute fact.
Let me scribble on MacDonald instead MacDonald. I think that's how his name
was Prenn. Thank you EBB somuch for these encyclopedias. This is fun
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getting to show Tilissa how we lived. You figured it out pretty quickly,
and I think what you're seeing isthe pattern right You kind of learned the
whole alphabetizing nonsense we had to dealwith in the Yellow Book right behind you,
so that I think it helped younavigate this a little quicker. Wow.
See I can't talk more than eighteenseconds for her. It's over for
her in this one. Let's go. We got another podcast to do,
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this podcast that we're having so muchfun doing right now, Please write her
letters. I don't know if Ihad a lot of fun because I was
always not good at school, sobooks trigger me and being a gen zer,
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I had had a lot of experiencewith books, except ones with pictures,
but I had fun looking. Iwas surprised at the amount pictures were
actually in it. I was expecting, like I was expecting a dictionary,
and that's exactly what I was expecting, so it was a pleasant surprise to
see something. I will say,these are newer, and they're much more
exciting than the ones I had.I'm curious. We should find like a
really old cyclopedia. We should timeyou and time me or grandma still,
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well, maybe she should bring them. Yeah, we'll call her and find
out. That'd be fun. Allright, Well, this podcast that we're
doing right now has been so muchfun. The podcast has ended,