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Episode Transcript

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This is Daughter Issues. Get everysingle episode, last video and talk to
us in the comments and daughterpod dotcom. Did you just ask me if
the Miami Heat is a band?You didn't, first of all, I

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didn't. First of all, holdon, you didn't say Miami Heat.
I did. I wouldn't have knownwhat that meant. So is it a
band? Miami Heat sounds like achicken place that you do. That's like
really good, really good. Youdid not like spicy chicken, That's what
that sounds like. Let's go toMiami Heat. That sounds like like a

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hefty chicken sandwich. Miami Heat,a hefty spicy chicken sandwich. All right,
just saying okay, okay, sure, maybe that's what it is.
Maybe that's what Miami Heat is.No, it's obviously something else. Let's
just go. Is it a game, I mean, a sport thing,

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the Miami Heat. Wait as Dolphins? Wait a minute, dolphins? They
have dolphins. That's a seafood place. Oh they have the Miami Dolphins.
Mm hmm yeah, is that that'sthe I think they're in the World Series
this year against the uh Houston Cowboys. That's not right. Are you'd giving

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me a hint? As to whyI'm messing it up. It's Miami something
else and Dolphins something else, isn'tit. It's not Miami Dolphins. There
isn't Miami Dolphins. Woo's Heat,Woo Heat. Listen. Oh, this

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is why the podcast exists. Thesewere just these were just conversations before.
Nobody used to see this for mostof her life. I'm so glad the
world gets to see the craziness Iput up with. Now. Yeah,
yeah, Miami Heat. It's ahot sauce. Ye is a what it's

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a hot sauce baseball team? Yep? Heat, Like like the the bat
is now hot because of how hardthey're hitting it because exactly, and you've
heard of someone given heat when theythrow a ball. It's got a lot
of heat on it because it's fast. It's probably why it's a baseball team.
Football miam My, dang it,Miami Miami Heat Heat NFL team.

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Really, Scrooge McDuck, that's notrelated. He's the owner. Scrooge McDuck
is the owner of the Miami Heatbaseball Listen to me. I'm gonna say
the sentence one time. I'm gonnateach you something. Scrooge McDuck is the
owner of the Miami Heat baseball teamthat played in the Super Bowl. Just

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know, if you know one sportsact about sports balls, that's not it.
Know that that's a sports. That'sa sports with heat Miami a NFL
team, Okay, Miami Heat.I'm trying to give you knowledge here.
That's a sports Are you serious?Yes? Say it again. Scrooge McDuck
is the owner of the Miami Heatbaseball team that played in the Super Bowl.

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That's a sports ball fact for you. Sports ball all right, I'm
not gonna remember it, like allthe other stuff that you tell me about
that I don't need. I feellike all the episodes we've done, we
could kind of start over and stillsurprise you with things absolutely like that somewhere
before. What does it seem familiar? Here's this? Unless it seems like

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really important for me to keep myhead, and because I'm still a teen,
it has to be important for mymoment, I'm probably not gonna unless
it's like I'll gonta remember that fornext week or oh yeah, I'm trying
to do this thing. But ifit's like a random fact like that,
I'm like, I'm never gonna needto know that unless I'm doing trivia,
and if I'm doing trivia, thenI should study. Okay, then,

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so, now that a little bitof time has passed, here's a pop
quiz. What was the sentence?Screws and macduck is the owner of the
sports team Miami Miami. I saidbaseball team. You just said, I

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said, the baseball team that playedin the Super Bowl. Oh, I
don't. You're being such a fuckingliar right now. You're lying to me.
You're so you're lying. You're lyingto me. You think I would
lie? What was this? Wasthat you being taken? Yes, you're

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taking a back, So taken aback? Right? Okay, all right?
Shock shook it. Oh all right, we're moving on from this stg
if you I will shift, ifyou'll remember that one or yeah, the

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old school fans, old school oldschool fans, no shipped the gondola.
That's crazy. As a matter offact, our first sponsor that ever sponsored
one of our videos literally emailed andsaid the subject line was clean that gondola.
And I was like, I waslike, we're going to get along
great, that's yeah. I actuallytalked to her today. Yep, she's
doing great. Melanie. I loveher. She's so sweet. Yeah,

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she's a sweetheart. So you don'tknow what the episode's about. You never
do? Yeah, are you changingthe energy here? I have something to
tell you. Yes, you're pregnant. No, I'm just bloated from my

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Saudie Pop. You get somebody pregnant, Okay, Okay, then I don't
care. That's fine. Oh cool, as long as I don't have to
take care of a human. Yeah. No, so I I I promise
you won't get mad. But I'vekind of joked Dad, I've kind of

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joked about what So, I've kindof joked father, you're not doing an
only man's I may have already doneit and it might already be happening.
I am listen, Dad, listen, listen. It's not what you think.

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I'm taking more of a model routeand I'm just I'm just a dad
doing man things. I'm not doing. It's not it's not what you think,
right, it's a it's more ofa mobbis taste your own medicine.
I'm very business minded. I gota lot of that from you. You've

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been very inspirational, especially when youtold me about your numbers. Yeah,
that's what it was the money youwere making. I've told you my numbers.
It made sense, and I waslike, you know what, And
also there's a desire for it,clearly because I did some jokes and and
people were like, haha, dropthe link and so link droppeth, are

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you gonna do it for Rosie?It's it's, it exists. It's not
a big deal. It's not abig deal. It's it's mostly cooking and
cleaning, just doing man stuff,just a dad doing man stuff. Do
you hear about the girl? Andwe'll see what girl? The girl,
the Jasmine Fox girl? What happened? Who is that? You don't know?

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She doesn't have like a following likethat or anything, but she people
have been sending it. I justfigured you are what does she do?
She does only fans, she's theonly fans model. Okay, she's been
talking about how she has a crushon you. I thought you kind of
already knew because people have been sendingit around. Excuse me? Who she
doesn't have like a like a likea what's her? What's her? TikTok

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what's her? What's her? At? Is that what the kids say?
Drop the at? Okay? Yeah, what is it the Jasmine Fox.
But it's like with the S theJ A S M, I N yes
E or no no E. Idon't think yeah A g J s M
I N f o X yeah threex's no, just f o X.

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She doesn't have like just kidding me. Yeah she's not. There's no way
she's talking about me. I haven'tlooked into it like that. Is this
her? TikTok? Is this you'retalking about the Jasmine Fox? Yeah,
yeah, that's her. I needto learn to shut up. I am
not hello there, I'm like,give me a second, hello Jasmine.

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Hi, I'm David. Nice tomeet you. I don't believe you fully.
I'll do some research though, youdo that because I on this TikTok
page I only heard, like Ionly saw a few things and heard a
few things. I haven't like doneany deep dive. I don't want to
interested. I don't really think ittoo much to deep dive into that.
So I just figured you kind ofalready knew. Nope, okay, I'm

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aware. Well that tab will remainopen. Yeah, I had no idea.
That's cool. I'm flattered. I'mgonna you played your role for my
role. I'm going to support youno matter how. Just make sure your
future isn't gonna be messed up andbe safe. Okay, but why are

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you doing it? It's mostly likejust me cleaning up, saying I'll take
care of the okay, cooking sometacos, all right here, I make
good tacos, work good food.I will that I can confirm. Now,
just imagine if the cooking experience wasa one on one interpersonal Right,
I'm gonna cook for you. I'mgonna fix the stuff. Hang out with

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me while I work out a littlebit, right, you gotta you're gonna
hurle. This is a hairball moment, is what this is. This isn't
even a hurles. Yeah, soit's gonna be fun. It's gonna be
fun. I actually talked about iton stage last night. Really, how'd
that go? It went great?Actually? Yeah. I was at the

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Haha Comedy Club in uh North Hollywood. Oh, it was the last night
night before last, and you mentionedI meant, I told everybody, did
you get like a big round?Huge? And that's what it is like.
I told him you had one.I was like, but I'm not
gonna be a hypocrite. I waslike, I talked about the money,
and I was like, look,at the end of the day, I

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was like, my daughter's doing thisin a tasteful way, and I'm being
respectful. And I said some stuffthat you may not want me to say
on this podcast, but I waslike, if you don't want me to
say this, I'll edit it out. But I was like, my daughter's
making a gang of money posting stuffthat your daughter's posting on Instagram for likes.

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Hey, man, That's been mywhole point when I realized that half
the crowd went ooh, and theother crowd the other half was cheering,
And I was like, so,don't give me shit, because my daughter
was honest with me that she's puttingher bikini photos behind a paywall, Like
get the hell out of here,exactly, Yeah, my homie, here,

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here's my thing. And like Ikind of feel like when I told
you the numbers, I was like, I wonder if this is a bad
right here because you're that day yeahand I and that makes sense. But
I feel like that was also myrealization of going because how it all started
for me is being like I wantto I want to go to the beach
and take bikini photos as a woman, as a nineteen year old girl,

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as someone who wants to look prettyand feel that way. I'm like,
I never do that for myself.Why do I not do that? And
I was like, let me justdo it. And then I was like,
but I never do this. Iwonder like if I can do because
you never did, it made itvaluable. It made it valuable. And
of course OnlyFans. You know,you do certain things or you know,
you take it certain routes that youwant to take it that you might not

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take to Instagram in particular. Butnow that I'm doing that, I go,
I'm not doing photo shoots on myInstagram. I'm not gonna, you
know, because then that's that's conflictof you know what I'm saying. So
it's like, if it works foryou and you're comfortable, and the people
who are buying the product are happy, like be happy, dude. Quick

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warning, it's not just tacos,all right, you can do that on
a different podcast. I'm just saying, you can subscribe for free and check
it out. Not you, youcan subscribe for free and check it out.
Just just just read the description beforeyou click stuff. That's all I'm
saying I'm a grown man. Youare, and I'm proud of you.
And it's also I think it's hardto for people straight white males right now.

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I think in general are being soman hated by a lot of gen
Zers or even just like it's likea trend to be like very man hating,
especially to the straight white man.So I think it's really hard for
even a straight white man to belike, I'm gonna do something that most
of us don't really do, whichis only fans, or be open about

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it, or be open about beingokay with your daughter also doing it,
you know, like, oh mygod, some of the hate that I
hate, the hate broh, didyou know that I'm a garbage bag of
a father? Yeah? I did. Actually, what's funny about it is
most people who are sending hateful stuff, they assume that only fans equals like

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pornography. It doesn't. It doesn't. It's no, that's not it's just
shows of course, but it showstheir ignorance, like they just assume that,
Like if if you were posting thesephotos on Instagram and people were liking

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them, I don't think I wouldget a single email from these people letting
my adult daughter. Some of theseare so ridiculous, Like your job was
to say no, and no isin all caps with like eight exclamation points.
And I'm like, you want meto say no to my grown daughter
who does not live with me,who lives in her own place where she

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pays her own bills. I'm gonnatell her no. Guess what that's gonna
mean, No daughter in my life. And then when a contract shows up,
or a sponsor comes in, orother people start trying to manage situations
and deals, you don't have afather to go to to guide you,
but you do so, like,shut up, you go screw your kids

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up. Yeah, mine turned outgreat. That's exactly what it is.
And I feel like people are likeand it's not to say you don't have
your own opinion. You can disagreeentirely. Like we've never like, even
how I've been raised by you,it's never been like, oh, don't
like the people that you don't agreewith, Like that's never been the case.

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It's always been you know, haveyour own opinion, you know,
do your own thing. As longas it doesn't start affecting other people negatively.
You're allowed to do what you want. And if you're happy. You're
happy, and I feel like that'sexactly what we're doing. But because it's
kind of taboo in this moment oftime, but also it's getting more accepted
as do what you want. It'sit's a little weird, but I'm proud

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of you. Thank you, becauseI have a part of the thing here.
But it says, are you serious? It's an email that came through
the website. You are sending yourdaughter to hell for views. You made
your daughter business minded. You shouldhave made her marriage and god minded.

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What it is sexist to act likewomen in their natural roles aren't good enough.
You taught her to go against hernatural desires, and now she is
confused and acting out. God designedwomen to be helpers for men. I
have a question for you. Youshould have taught her to find a godly

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man, to learn homemaking skills andhave a good personality so she'd be an
actual asset and live a happy lifeand a happy home. I have a
question for her. Hold on,you are a complete trash bag of a
father, and she will absolutely despiseyou. When her brain matures fully and

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she reaps the consequences of these actions, she will say, why didn't he
guide me? Why didn't he loveme enough to tell me I was worth
more than this and would hurt myself? Why did he? And the rest
of this is in all caps withlots of punctuation promote my only fans.

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Oh my gosh, I can't evenbegin to mourn how you just cause the
loss of your own daughter's future.Not only will her life be full of
pain, God forbid, but shewill also burn in hell after all that
misery. Unless she repents and beginanew she will, Oh so will you?

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For that matter, you told hershe was street meat. Street meat,
street meat. That's gonna be mynext caption. Street meat. That's
hilarious. Are you kidding? I'mgonna use that. I'm gonna use that.

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Imagine how listen, imagine how ithurts and pressed and sexually shameful this
person must be. I mean,this is this is This kind of stuff
is why my other podcast exists.That's why I do Dogma Debate to talk
about faith in these types of issueswhere they get so hurtful and so deep

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seated that not only are you controlledand miserable in your own life, but
you feel the need to reach outto someone else and be that hateful and
try attempting to control someone else's lifeand insulting. Like, imagine the arrogance
if you think you're best friends withthe creator of the universe, that you

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just get to go off and bea terrible person to somebody that you don't
know. I mean, it's well, not only that they can't be doing
well contr I honestly hope they findhappiness, but I hope they find help.
They need help. That's what itsounds. Listen, why don't you
if this is you, come overto my only man's I'll talk to you,
make you happy. All right,that's enough. Oh, we're done

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with that. I have one questionfor that person though, because it's a
little country to a few things.But I'm just gonna say this one comment
as someone this is me talking tothe person that as someone who does follow
God, I feel like you shouldtrust God to put the right personality and
wants in my head and for myfuture. So really, you sending that

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hateful email, it was kind oftelling God he did something wrong, so
well, there we would go repent. Their response to you would be God
did do the right thing. Yourfather screwed you up and sent you to
hell for views right, I wasgoing to do it anyway, so God,
if anything, had his plan andwas doing what he was wanted to

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do. And then they went outof their way and sent some bad energies
over here, which I think isYeah, this was by the way,
this was just one of them.There's been a handful. Oh, I've
had the support. The support hasbeen overwhelming. Yeah. Way more than
anything. It's what a great relationship. How close she must feel to her
dad. I'm so proud of her. She's doing it respectfully. Most of

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us been positive. H m hmhmm. All right. Well, on
that note, it's probably time togo eat something. Yeah, I'm down
for food. This podcast has hasnow ended.