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March 20, 2024 • 20 mins
From Monica Lewinsky to Pepe Le Pew, David asks probing questions of Talissa. More at https://www.patreon.com/daughterissuses
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(00:01):
This is stuff I'm gonna show youduring the show. Well, you're taking
a really long time and I havenothing to fiddle with. Do you have
paper? It's been seconds. Nomore caffeine for you. Caffeine clearly,
clearly I need something to do.That's what I need. How about a
podcast? This is Daughter Issues.Get every single episode, last video,

(00:25):
and talk to us in the commentsat daughterpod dot com. Welcome to Daughter
Issues. Hi to Lissa. Hi. So we're gonna do four quick questions
before we get started today. Okay, Yeah, I'm just gonna ask you
four quick questions and it's really justgonna be It might just be a phrase

(00:49):
or an actual question, something fromthe ancient history known as you know,
the eighties to nineties, right,possibly two thousands, Okay, okay,
it's questions pertaining to that. Yeah, just whatever. I'm just gonna say
a statement. You tell me whatyou're thinking about that statement? Ready,
Okay, but I'm thinking about it. You're asking me if you know,

(01:11):
because you just said you're gonna askme a question, and he said you
to say a statement, and seewhat I think the rules kind of like
a word association or you tell mewhat it is. Oh, okay,
I'm just gonna some of them aregoing to be a direct question, who
is this person or what did thisperson do? The others are just gonna
be a phrase, and then youtell me what what the phrase says to
you, Okay, And then ifI don't know, you're mean to just

(01:34):
just take your best shot at thebest shot. Okay, all right,
we're gonna start right here. Ready, okay, ready, all right.
Peppi li pugh pep Peppi lip youthat is a brand of olives with the
red pits inside the good ones,the green olives with the red pits.

(01:56):
Pep It's like written off fancy,with the curve of p and it's all
like doubled and gold at the blackbackground. Sounds like a name of a
hotel, we said, eighties,Pepoli. No, that's the name of
a character. Peple pw is thename of a character or an animal?

(02:19):
What kind of animal? A pig? The pig, peppuli pu the pig
we all know, pepulipu, thepig that it was on the jar of
olives. Hey man, eighties werecrazy, right crazy? How far am
I? Of course? We startrecording and I get a tickle in my
throat. It's because I'm here becauseI have animals. Is that's happening?

(02:44):
You walk in and then I getallergic. You need to start taking their
I'm allergic to your hoodie. Wellann Nila played around with all the had
dogs and cats too, so likeI'm almost immediately like my eyes are itching.
Sorry, you just kind of feellike you don't stink, You just
feel like a petting zoo. Yeah. No, well, I I cuddled

(03:04):
everyone before I left. That's smart. Please do more of that around in
the dog hair and then just walkright in whiskey. I try to avoid
like tussling with I'll still tell herby it. You should probably take as
air attack before I gave. Yeah, you're right, I'm now allergic to
my daughter. Yeah, okay,sorry, So pepper Lapu the pig definitely

(03:25):
a pig. Pepper lepu a Frenchpig that's usually in Italian motion. But
sure, we don't want to offend. I was being fancy. This is
fancy. This isn't just like okay, someone needs to change their breaks.

(03:47):
I'm aware you also hear like adog. It hurts, No, it
hurt someone stops some squeaky breaks andyou're like, it hurts. I know,
I do hear it. Actually,okay, I'm surprised to hear it,
but I do hear it. No, they can't. This is just
a full on decision here it I'mjust trying to make a TikTok about pepera
Pew and you're going off in fortydifferent directions. I just want to stay

(04:08):
focused, if possible. Forty directions? Isn't that how old you are?
Pepper Pety? Careful, careful?How you go up in those forties?
Olive's hotel, Pig, You've kindof gone three different ways. Wait a

(04:29):
minute, that's the name of Popeye'sgirlfriend. It all comes back to the
Olive. Her name is Olive.I'm getting good at reading your bs ness,
so I think I I think Ithink that's just her name, and

(04:50):
that's not it. What's Pew?What's peer? Yep? Right, Pepper
Pew? You ready for number two? You're gonna tell me after Maybe maybe
you'll just see in the comments.Everybody knows most of the people, most

(05:10):
of the people who follow his grandma. No, oh, for sure,
it's a show, then, PepperPew is a show. Okay, you
said it was a pig. Yeah, but you said it was a brand
of olives. Then you said itwas Popeye's girlfriend. I'm looking for one
answer to I think all of themcould be a show. That's what I'm
saying. I'm saying, could theycan all be characters on a show?
Oh yeah, so it's a it'sa movie, TV show. I think

(05:33):
I think Peper p regardless as acharacter, whether it's for a food brand
or whatever, I think it's Ithink it's kind of like Popeye or he's
like Spinach. But it's a show, you know what I'm saying. That's
what I imagine Peperin Pew as.But like, so there's a product.
Maybe Peppola Pew is really throw aboutand loving it. Srow about what uh

(05:57):
peblo po Pepperla Pew his thorough abouteating so many olives all the time because
of her pigginess, her pigginess.Actually, I feel like I'm reflecting.
I love olives. I bought threelike jars of them yesterday. Okay,
fair enough, No, I getit. Okay, I'm gonna throw another

(06:20):
phrase out at you. Okay,ready break or break or one nine any
smokies that's said on a radio whatkind of radio that one? Yeah,
what is it? What kind doesit? That's how you tune in,
tune in? Okay, what's itcalled? What's that radio called? Say

(06:43):
it dude again? Break or breakor one nine? Any smokies, any
smokies, any smokey's, anybody goingfast? Is that cop thing? Any
smokey's, anyone smoking down the road, any smokey's someone's someone's tuning into to
someone else asking if there's any troublegoing on, and they're gonna respond be

(07:04):
like, Wow, you're actually reallyclose. You're so close. I'll tell
you that one. You're actually you'reso close. You're on the opposite side
of that. Any smoke is asin, anyone who is the smoke,
who wants the smoke? Who wantscops? So Breaker Baker one nine is
asking if there's any cops around?You're you're you're right there. Damn it,

(07:25):
you said it was opposite. Iwent to the But you'll see what
I mean. You're you're right onthe other side of that universe. You're
right on the other side. You'rein the upside down, and I need
you to come into the right sideup out the right side up. Breaker
Baker won nine. Sure, you'reyou're onto it. Turtles what the turtles?

(07:47):
Because they were in the sewage?Are you trying to play with me?
No, turtles, the ninja turtles. Oh this is not no you
okay. The cops, the cops, the cops. What's happened? You
were million meters away from the answeryou when you were like I thought you

(08:07):
were like, they're because they youknow how they the turs are in the
sewage. No, No, it'snot a physical thing. Metaphorically, you're
you're right there. You're just onthe opposite side of where you should be.
So who's saying it? The copor the criminals? That's that's what
you That's exactly I think the criminalis saying it. There are other people
that are not cops or criminals thatwould use that type of talk. Detectives

(08:33):
you see them all the time.I see them all the time all the
time, and they still probably dothis security You'll never hear it other than
cops and criminals and detectives and CIApeople and FBI. Here's a hit.

(08:58):
They're usually moving any Smokey's weather people, weather people walking around I mean in
the van, the heavy van drivingaround you ready for question number three.
No, I want to know whatshe's getting so upset. I don't even
know what this is. You gottatell me you did the toddler rock literally
when you were three. I havebig emotions. I gotta get it out

(09:22):
in my body. I should Ishould clip in right here. That you
being a little kid. Okay,that'll be its own take which one?
Oh? That one? Yeah?Of you saying bad words like two or
three? Yeah? Well, okay, so I can tell you I guess

(09:46):
break breaker one? Not So arethere any Smokeys truck drivers literal smokies?
No, Calm down truck drivers arethe ones that will say break or breaker
one night, and one night wouldbe like, that's their code. Somebody's
call sign would be one nine.Somebody else would be the flower or whatever,
because I don't want to use theirreal names. They want to say

(10:07):
hello, David smallly here on theradio because anybody could be listening. So
it's called a CB radio and it'slike over an antenna and you could just
talk and broadcasts and other people thatwere close by could pick up your signal
and have conversations. So to beable to communicate with other truckers when you're
on the road, because you're outthere, why didn't you communicate with others?

(10:28):
I want to find out if there'sany Smokeyes, so what would a
smoke prostitutes? Wow, truck driversdon't they do that? Isn't that a
thing? Maybe? Sure? Buta lot of people I did say it
was bad, you prostitute. I'mjust saying any smokeys. They're like,
is there any on the corner?Do you see any Smokeyes? No,

(10:50):
they're like, not sey smokers,Like, we're gonna keep driving until we
see a smoky. No, it'snot it's not a prostitute. Smokey.
What's a smokey? What would atruck driver be worried about finding or interested
in finding prostitutes? Upside down smokies? Man, I may have said it

(11:11):
like four times in this converertion.I've said it, and you've just been
on the wrong side of the world. Smokeyes, ready, Yeah, smokies
are cops. Yeah, it's notthe cops looking for smokey. It's the

(11:31):
eighteen wheelers saying, have you seenany cops out here? So they know
whether they can speed up or slowdown or change your cruise control. I
mean, I was basically on it, and they just weren't criminals. You
see what I mean. You wereyou thought the cops were looking for smokey's,
but the cops were the smoky Butthen I turned it around and I
said, are the smoke or theyare the criminals calling the cops smokies.

(11:54):
I almost had it. I don'tknow that you ever said that line.
Yes, I did, the copsof the criminals calling the cops smokies.
I don't know if I said that. I explained that a while ago because
you said to flip it around,and so that's what I did, is
I flipped it around and said,okay, well, then the criminals are
calling the cops smokies, and thosethese are criminals talking together. You're already

(12:15):
talking really soft. So if youcould not back away nine inches from the
did you hear what I said?I heard you, it's just going to
be a nightmare to edit. Sorespond question number three. What did Debbie
do? Hm, Debbie did something? Debbie baked? Nope, Debbie did

(12:39):
one word. Debbie did bake.Debbie did bake. She made Debbie the
Debbie bake. No, no,no. The phrase is Debbie did do
Debbie did do Everybody remembers that.Everybody knows Debbie Huge Phantom Mountain Dew Debbie,

(13:09):
Debbie did do It was really popular. It was a popular commercial in
the nineties. Debbie. She'd crackopen a mountain dew and it'd be like,
Debbie did do Debbie. Look.She would just be like, look,
Debbie did do Debbie did. What'sthe what's the syllables like? Debbie?

(13:35):
Yeah, no, two syllables,you say it? Do it?
Debbie did Christmas? Debbie. That'sactually it. They always had Christmas at
Debbie's house. If you think aboutit, we did always have Christmas with

(13:58):
Deborah. So Debbie did Christmas Debbie. Debbie did. Wait, it's the
same to like, help you no, just something from the past. We
could move on. Debbie's a character. Debbie wie. Debbie didn't do it,
She's deafe. Debbie did do it. Debbie did do it? She
did. Some people watched her doit. Some people watch her do Christmas.

(14:24):
Are you gonna tell me at theend? Not on this, not
when cameras going okay, well,you're gonna have to tell me. In
the comments. They may not evenknow this Onebie did Wie did? It's
gonna be a D word, right, sure? I'm asking you, yes,
go for that wid Wie did Wiedid? I can't think of any

(14:46):
D words that makes sense. Debbiedidn't do? Try a different one.
It's two syllables. Wi, Ihave nothing to go off of here?
You have? You mean more?You can't think of a two syllable words.
What is something that Debbie would doother than the thing? What would

(15:09):
she not do? Is the moreimportant question? Debbie did? What is?
What is the city? Tables?Everything? Everything? That's three syllables
and it doesn't start with a D. Debye, Debbie did everything? Debbie

(15:31):
did Durrant? Durrant. I haveno word Durant. Debbie did Durant like
Durant Oklahoma? Probably pretty close.What is it? Debbie did Durant?
Oh my goodness, nailed it?Question number four? Question number four,
final question before we get into thelast phase of this close out. Who

(15:58):
is Monica Lewinsky? What is shefamous for? Monica Lewinsky? What?
Say it again? Monica Lewinsky?What is she famous? I'm aware that
my words there sucking up? Sayit again, Monica Lewinsky? Monica Lewinsky.
What's she famous for. She's famousbecause she's Paris Hilton's friend, very

(16:22):
close friends. Just pink everywhere,blonde sunglasses, l a Beverly Hills,
very outgoing, very out there.Monica Lewinsky sounds like it's like, I
think that's who they named Santa MonicaBoulevard after she was so popular in the
nineties. They were like, ityou should just be called Santa Boulevard.

(16:47):
You're you are. You have heardof Candy Cane Lane where it's all Christmas
stuff. It was Santa Boulevard,But Monica I hate Younica Lewinsky's good friend,
Monica Lewinsky. Paris Hilton was like, hey, Los Angeles, you
should add Monica's name to that,so it was Santa Monica Bullivards. She
an actor, No Monica Lewinsky Lewinsky, Lewinsky Lewinsky, yep. I think

(17:22):
she was someone born into money andlives that Paris Hilton type of life.
And that's how she also handles herselfcool and that's about all she does fashion,
fashion, modeling, modeling, whateverelse. Monica Lewinsky feels like doing

(17:48):
okay, all right, Good toknow where your head's at. Until she
murdered three people. I'm just kidding. I don't know, So you're gonna
tell me after? We should weshould probably go to lunch and have that
discussion. Yeah about Monica? Ohyeah, is she mean? No,

(18:10):
ask me some questions about Monica andI'll try to How old is she twenty
three? Well, when she gotfamous, she was probably around that or
a little older. Now she's Iwould guess she's my age or I'm not
sure. I'm not really sure.Oh, she's alive, though she is
alive. Is she still famous?Yeah? I think she's done more like

(18:32):
writing books and stuff and public speakingand doing different. Oh she's smart,
smart, Yeah, probably that's notwhat she is. She Republican, I
don't know. I don't think so. No, I believe actually she was
a Democrat, which got her intothe hole. Oh, she like really
woke. And I mean she wasawake at the time she got high.

(19:03):
She got high. Probably I wasn'tthere she fell asleep. No, she
was awake most certainly. Karen,Nope, it's Monica. Are we doing

(19:26):
with the questions? We're done?Thank you so much for participating. Is
this podcast? This podcast is over? Yeah, we were going to do
other stuff, but we'll just haveto make it do a separate episode.
I'm going to end this now soI can you can post it and I
can look at the comments. Thispodcast has ended. How'd she do?
Hey? The podcast has ended?I say the last ones? Okay,

(19:48):
okay, podcast has ended. It'syour deal. You start the past,
end it. You start the podcast, and I end it. Okay,
stop with your bisness. All right, Okay, thank you for ending it.
No, the podcast has ended.Thanks stop it. You mean you're

(20:10):
doing it on purpose, I'm notdoing anything, Okay, No, go
ahead. I'm gonna start ruining yourintros starting from now, starting yep,
starting now, like you haven't ruinedalmost every intro I've ever done. Listen
anyway, the podcast has ended.Taking my job
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