Grabación 57 - SCP 871

El pastel es una anomalía.
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Episode Transcript

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of two Pistons Hello. Today Iam in a bit of a hurry,
because, as I told you,this memo is going to happen all the
changes within the facility staff. SoI' m going to talk to you
about an SSP that can be verydangerous and can cause you to come to
an end- of- the-world event, because you think this is
no longer surprising, considering that almostall SSPs can use this event but what

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makes this curious is that it's a dessert. I don' t
know if you have a favorite dessert. Personally, I really like cajeta cake
and another cake that' s made. Make a chocolate right now. I
don' t remember the name.Likewise, three- milk cakes are very
good. Or in this it isalready up to each person, as there
are some people who do not likethem and prefer the echo cakes. Personally,

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I hardly like echoes, but thereare times when they are good,
but good. You may say whywe' re talking about cakes, and
the reason is because ssp eight hundredand seventy- one is a collection of
two hundred and thirty- seven cakes, which vary widely in appearance and size,
covering an entire range of food knownto humans as cakes. The smallest

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instances observed since CSP were miniature cupcakeswith a mass of fifteen grams, and
the largest so far observed was abankuhen or van question. I don'
t know how you say twenty-two kilograms measuring two meters in length.
You might say you have. Everythingis surprising and so what makes these an
SSP is that when an instance isconsumed by a human or a set of

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humans it is replaced by another similarcake or s to n n n n
n n n n n n nn. Or four hours, the cake
will appear on a flat surface nearthe location where the previous instance was consumed.
And if one of those cakes issubstantially damaged by another medium that is
not consumed by a human, includingbeing consumed by a human animal, it

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will be replaced instantly. But thisis not very well known how it works.
And here this process is still unknown. So, like the sack of
potatoes, imagine having endless pastries now. Without a doubt, these SSPs could
solve many problems. But, then, obviously, things are never so easy

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in this world and in the caseof this CSP, as individual reproductions have
been observed mutating over time, varyingbetween minor characteristics between each instance, with
big changes, occurring approximately every fivepercent of reproductions. No harmful effect has
been observed in the consumption of SSPeight hundred and seventy- one, including
cases where several instances have been consumed, except in those cases without sprinkling by

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eating large amounts of cake. Butthe danger of that eight hundred and seventy
- one spo is regenerated as aconsequence of an instance when it is not
consumed and that any instance from eighthundred and seventy- one sp that is
not consumed will cause a new caketo be created in its vicinity within the
next twenty- four hours. Thisis similar to your replacement behavior. The

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original instance will maintain its properties,replicating if it is damaged and continuing to
replace itself every twenty- four hours. This behavior has been observed in all
cases where more than ten percent ofthe mass of the instance remains unconsumed and
as at the moment there is noknown mechanism to stop the replicating action of
this SSP. Any uncontained instance canbe duplicated quickly becoming unmanageable. This could

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become devastating and we have no planin case this gets past the 20,
000 units that by this point wouldalready be something without return. Several calculations
have been made and it is estimatedthat an uncontrollable outbreak originating from a single
instance could leave the land uninhabitable inabout eighty days. Because this is very
dangerous, because it remains very controlled, every reappearance of the SSP arrives eight

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hundred seventy and one must be keptinside a cell of separate concretes under keys
on a metal plate permanently fixed onthe surface of a board in an unmovable
way. Each cell matches an SSPreappearance. Eight hundred and seventy- one
must be monitored on the basis oftwenty- four hours via short circuit cameras

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with individual feedings checked every fifteen minutes. After the creation of an SSP instance.
Eight hundred and seventy- one,three DE class personnel must be escorted
with armed guards to their cell,where they must be sealed inside the cell
an instance and induced to consume itno more than an hour. They must
be spent to accomplish this task.If the additional motivation is necessary, the
completion of one of the classes assignedto one of the instances is authorized.

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So if you' re one ofthem and you have to eat cake.
Gui doesn' t, because youprobably regret not having eaten that cake After
the consumption of one of the instanceshas ended, no participant should leave the
cell until they and the room havebeen painstakingly investigated to confirm that there is
no rest of the portion. Theplate, board and room must be cleaned

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for the preparation of the next instance. So the way we' re preventing
this from becoming chaotic and from happeningan end to the world, because it
' s through their consumption, withthe help of class personnel who have proven
to be cooperative in the consumption ofthese cakes and they even want to volunteer
in the consumption of this. Likewisethe staff that requires utility can have their

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monthly termination proposed such staff, underno circumstances should they interact with other objects
that esp so this we are usingin some way own benefit and as an
incentive for the classes of Another veryimportant thing that I was leaving is that
no dessert, any type should beserved in situ in no facility that can

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you a reappearance of this SP,because who knows if by mistake it gets
mutating or something. And that waywe end up having more cases, because
what if someone makes a similar cakeand the CSP takes it as an entity.
And because this is over the cutechaotic, so we decided to take
those precautions in case of doubt andbecause tell me you had ever started to

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think of an end of the worldcaused by excess food. Honestly, I
hadn' t crossed my mind untilI discovered the existence of this SSP,
which isn' t bad, butit can become very dangerous if you don
' t have everything under control.So the world can never end up with
a cake, which is curious ifyou think about it because of all the
controversies and problems that have not beenin the history of the humanities and that

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involve cakes. But, well,this would be the cherry on the cake.
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