Grabación 60 - SCP 3008

El IKEA infinito.
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you Friday 28 June of Pstulos Hello. Several things have happened in the last
few days. I don' tknow if you remember that I mentioned Emma

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and Sebastian, but in the endthe Chico was sent as an assistant to
a doctor and in addition, hewas assigned as my right hand, which
I don' t dislike at all, but I would prefer to work on
my own and more, considering allthis situation I' m doing, because
I don' t want to goinvolving more people. Yesterday we had a
break and along with other colleagues,we went to eat a mall, so

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that gave me an idea of theSSP that I' m going to talk
to you about today. Many times, when we are small, we have
come to shop with our parents andthese stores, at first they became huge.
Sometimes we may have gotten lost,and it is a cause for stress
and tears to start worrying about ourparents. However, I want to think

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that in the end we all endedup going back to them, either bosing
them through the megaphone or finding us. At the end of the day,
however, what would happen if today, given your age now, you were
to live all this again, butin a more different and much more cloudy
way. I think we all knowthe icaa company dedicated to selling furniture and

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because it may have ever been ormay not be many around the world,
but what I' m going totalk about next is only one and is
very different from those you know.The commercial park that contains SSP three thousand
eight has been purchased by the foundationand has become the site every party side,
so the public roads that drive orpass through the site, all the
tausns have been redirected. The entryof SSP three thousand eight must be monitored

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at all times and no one mustenter outside the evidence, as permitted by
the investigator. Sir, people wholeave SCP and have not been registered must
be arrested and then interrogated before amnessand cores are applied to them. Depending
on the duration of your stay inSSP three thousand eight, it may be
necessary to generate a history of coveragebefore your release, because imagine being missing

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for several months and you may appearout of nowhere Obviously, because this is
not so simple. However, anyother entity leaving SSP three thousand eight must
be eliminated for the time being.Everything looks normal, but since you can
give yourself an idea and so Itold you SSP three thousand eight is an
IKEA, which, if you don' t know it, but I want

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to think yes, because it's a popular furniture chain. The way
this SP works is that when aperson enters through the front door and then
exits the viewing line of the doors, they will be moved to s SP
three thousand eight one. This displacementoften goes unnoticed, as there will be
no change from the victim' sperspective. They won' t usually notice

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until they try to return to theentrance, so this means it' s
like they' re teleported to aplace other than the one they originally were,
but at the same time it's still the same. It'
s like a reality jump or something, as you won' t notice the
difference until you see all that's here is SP three thousand eight one

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is a space that resembles the insideof a furniture store and ka that extends
beyond the limits of what could physicallycount on the dimensions of the retail Vental
unit. Current measures indicate an areaof at least 10 square kilometres, with
no external limits visible in any direction. Inconclusive results from the use of laser
telemeters have led to speculation that spacecan be infinite. But this is not

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everything, because, apart from itbeing infinite, here you are going to
find civilians, although we do notknow precisely how many or how many are
trapped before containment. The data collectedsuggest that they have formed a rudimentary civilization
within this SSP, which includes theconstruction of settlements and fortifications for the purpose
of defending themselves against SSP three thousandeight two, because obviously not everything can

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be in some way simple. Andbecause these entities are humanoid and exist within
this whole place which, although superficiallysimilar to humans, have exaggerated and inconsistent
bodily proportions, often described as tooshort or long. They have no facial
moments and, in all the casesobserved, wear a yellow shirt and blue

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pants in line with the shop clerk' s uniform. This place has a
rudimentary cycle of day and night determinedby the superior lighting, which is activated
and deactivated at times consistent with theopening and closing times of the original store.
During the night, the instances ofthis SSP become violent towards all other
forms of life within this place.During these episodes of violence they have been

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heard vocalizing phrases in English that areoften variations of the store. It'
s locked. Please leave the building. Once it is done during the day,
the instances immediately become passive and beginto move around the place. Apparently
at random they don' t answerquestions or other verbal signals in this state,
although they will react violently if theyare attacked, so basically it'

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s like they' re shop workersand if they wouldn' t be upset
about working overtime Although here it's very different, since they' re
more like entities. It' sknown to be SP three thousand eight.
One has one or more exits insideit although these exits do not seem to
have a fixed position, which makesit more difficult to leave once inside the

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use of any other door besides themain entrance, as it will take us
to the inside of this SSP becauseit is very difficult to leave, because
since the beginning of the containment,only fourteen individuals have managed to get out
of here. After extensive interrogations.All individuals were given amnesicus and were released.

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Next. I' m going toshow you the report of one of
these individuals, who is survived.But since you' re going to see
an incident of three thousand eight oneat zero zero thirty- seven out of
two of the New ten two thousand, a man left SSP three thousand eight.
He has gone ten seconds later byan instance of SSP three thousand eight

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two SSP three thousand eight two caughtand ended the man' s life before
being eliminated from the armed personnel.This incident represents the only time an instance
of SSP has been seen three thousandeight two leaving SSP three thousand eight A
complete autopsy of the body was performed. See the TOPSIS record of three thousand
eight or two for more details.The man kept a diary marked with the

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ka mark that has seemed to documentthat time in SSP three thousand eight one.
The record is shown below. SoI' m doing this to document
what I can only assume is mysudden descent into madness. I can be
such a bad navigator, and yet, while I' m talking about this,

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I' ve been stuck in thestore for two days. I haven
' t seen anyone else in allthis time. At first think of a
joke, turn the place into amaze, pull out all the people and
see how long it takes to loseme and then unwind. Everyone mocks and
is degraciocytes. I realized it wasn' t like that. When I tried
to go back the same way,everything had changed and I ended up lost

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in the place of the exits.There was only a row of shelving after
a row of shelving. So rightnow I' m caught in mikea sounds
like the beginning of a bad joke, but the lights went out at ten
and almost gave me a heart attack. With that loud sound Tang turned everything
off and then total darkness. Theplace is full of beds and my phone

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has a flashlight, but obviously there' s no signal. So I found
a bed and went to sleep.I spent most of the next day trying
to find the way out, butthere was no luck, because that'
s not how, because I wouldn' t be recording this, obviously,
but I did find a restaurant wherethere were meatballs, so at least I

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don' t think I' dstarve to death. That' s probably
the funny part of the joke.Anyway, they' re hot and fresh,
but I haven' t seen anyonewho could have cooked them, so
he went back to the beds beforethe lights went out again, as it
' s too dark to move withthe lights off. Ahoritas is nine ten
a m the light went on awhile ago and I' m sure I

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' ve searched the entire area aroundwhere I came in. Obviously, they
' re getting her out here.So I' m going to choose an
address and I have to expect thebest day three of my mysterious Ikea adventure.
If I wasn' t sure beforethat there was something seriously weird about
this place, now I am.I walked for three hours in a straight

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line before finding a ladder next toone of those huge storage shelves. I
went to orient myself and it seemsthat this place extends forever with that scene
from the film of the Lion,in which they lift up the little thing,
except that, instead of trees andgrass, everything was shelves and tables
and things and there was nothing.But she saw a dam moving and lia,

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so I headed that way. Ithought of a great employee at the
beginning or uniform and maybe it was. Maybe they were two- foot monsters
with long arms, short legs andno faces, which are just what those
kind of people want to work here. That thing completely ignored me and no
eyes or ears. I' mnot even sure he knew I was there.

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I thought I' d push himor something to get his attention,
but his hands were big enough tograze a watermelon. So, since I
am a reasonable person, I stilldecided not to do so today. He
kept moving. I eventually lost sightof him, so I decided to follow
my path. Anyway, there's no comfortable bed for tonight. It

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seems they entered the incredibly hard,pointed tables section of the store. I
guess I' d have to settlefor the piled montels and because my phone
battery got voted during the day didn' t work anyway, but it was
like I lost a line from mylife bar. You' ve ever seen

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some of those cartoons where I waswalking through doors in a hallway and they
just walk out another door in thesame hallway, because that' s how
I feel now. I' veseen nothing but the same identical shelf for
two days. Just row transfila,the transfila of them. I mean,
I love books, but this isalready excessive. Obviously, I keep moving

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forward and I can open the litreroshanging over my head, feeling sorry that
no one says exit. I'm not sure who' s going to
hear this, but if no onewas going to hear it, let'
s say it was my practice forautobiography that I' m going to write.
When I got out of here,I' ll call her my perfectly
normal trip to a common store,if any book. I finally found three

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people. If I mean, itturns out I' m not the only
poor devil stuck here lucky for me, I guess, and here tonight two
of those staff things came for mein the dark, different from the first
one I saw, but anyway Ididn' t even hear them coming They
said the tub was closed and Ihad to leave the building. It'
s all very kind of you.I' m not sure that part of
that was the strangest, if thefact that they didn' t have mouths

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or apparently trying to kill me whilethey said it, came to me like
rabid dogs. So I ran outof there running around the store in the
dark, like a fucking madman,but while I was running like a freak.
And this is in front of hugestorage shelves, all lit up like
flashlights and spotlights. They had builta city inside here and they have a

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nine wall made of shelves and bedsand tables and whatever else there, I
swear to God that was the mostbeautiful thing I' d ever seen.
Anyway, I guess they saw mecoming oh maybe they heard my scary screams
with the voice of a male girl, obviously because they had an open door
and people were signaling me in.I heard staff stuff bumping into the door.

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After it closed, which were stillinforming us abably that the store was
closed. Finally, after a fewmoments, they left. He' s
talking to people and apparently calling thecity changes and returns, because that'
s what the sign says, hangingon the roof directly above it. But,
well, it was all lit upagainst the night using lights that they

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found plugged in from the power lines. There are beds with my current over
fifty wonderful people, obviously with normal- sized limbs and a complete set of
facial features. This is my seventhnight here and the first not spent in
the dark. Thank God, awhole week living in this store. There

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' s probably a TV show aboutthat and if I don' t have
a great idea, now I'm surrounded by other people, I'
m starting to feel a little morenormal. Well, maybe normal isn'
t the word, but after aweek with just the sound of my own
steps as a company, I wasgetting more and more confident that I had

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just gone crazy, that I wasall in a padded room somewhere, banging
my head against the wall but Idon' t feel pretty sane now thanks.
Apparently, there are other cities outthere, some with more people,
others with less, which I findsurprising. How can so many people disappear

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without dinair notice it Surely someone wouldhave noticed that all those who are going
to seem to disappear or well,maybe not all maybe we are just lucky.
The people here call those staff monsters, the staff, which, then,
did not break their heads. Apparentlythey' re fine during the day

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taking care of their affairs, walkingthrough the halls, but as soon as
the lights go out, they stealcompletely crazy. Those beasts. So during
the day people go out to getfood, water and whatever they need.
Apparently there are restaurants and you tendto graze at random. No one knows
how. Maybe those bugs do itwho knows. Apparently they are not very

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good at their work, because resupplyis slow, which means that food needs
to be ration. Maybe just maybeit' s an idea I have here.
If they hadn' t been sobusy chasing people in the dark,
I' d do so much better. Anyway, when the night comes,
the staff just completely crazy and everyonetakes refuge inside the walls. Apparently it
' s the same everywhere in thisplace. Whatever it is, or maybe

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we' re all still in theregular store and this is just a feverish
dream caused by extreme boredom. Whoknows, and so it is here now.
Most of the people I asked saidthey stopped keeping track a long time
ago and a guy Chris said he' d been here for years, years.

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How could they be here for yearsand have not tried. Apparently there
are rumors of people who managed toget out and people who see the way
out just to make it disappear beforetheir own eyes. I have a feeling
that not everyone believes that, butI do explain how we got stuck here.
First of all, more or lessand I mean let' s staff

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are monsters row after row after rowendless of quality Swedish models. I don
' t know why they' dfind it so hard to believe a door
that disappears. Anyway, he's out looking for food in a nearby
shop with Sandre and Jerry. Today, once you learn the points of reference
to this place, it is notso difficult to navigate. The signs above
help a lot, but there areothers not far away in the distance.

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Now great section of those huge shelveswill be born that have collapsed among themselves
and far away in the east,which we all assume to be celestial.
Anyway, because apparently they don't sell compasses here. There was a
kind of tower that looks like it' s made of wood that goes up
to the ceiling. Maybe they triedto escape through the techu this lights up

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at night, so there must bepeople there, but apparently up to a
few days walk, which means itmust be miles away, so no one
here really knows for sure. ApparentlyI had a lot of luck sleeping in
the open for a week without beingtorn apart by the employees. That'

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s me, obviously, mostly verylucky, overly raising everything from being stuck
here. We found some food inthe store. I guess the long employees
did it at night, which wasvery nice of them and they weren'
t running us around. There wasa phone on the wall so I decided
to try it and there was amos on the other side, but it

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was just silly, random, meaninglesswords. You' ve seen some video
of someone conga facia because it soundedlike that. Then they responded as soon
as I spoke to them and Sandrasays all the phones here made the same.
And I just realized that I keeptalking about you like you' re
someone, but for starters, Idon' t know if you' re
gonna hear this. I was thinkinglast night. The roof of this place

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is quite high and as far asyou can tell, it extends infinitely.
There shouldn' t be any kindof weather here. I mean, I
' m sure reading about a NASAbuilding was so big that it had its
own weather patterns. How you seeit, and this whole place is definitely
bigger than that, and now thatI think about it, I' m

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sure I' ve never felt thatthere was never even a temperature. Here
I' ll add it to thelist of strange things. The jobs touched
the vas last night they were about, twenty or thirty of them, all
asking us to leave the shop withobviously as calm as possible, as they
tried to tear down the walls withtheir hands. Apparently this happened quite irregularly,

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so they' re all prepared forthem restaurant knives, lawn mower leaves
turned into chees, a firefighter axea guy called was. He even made
a functional crossbow. Anyway, thewalls have holes that I haven' t
noticed before, but this is specificallyso that we can defend ourselves from the

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employees when we' re being attackedby law obliterate myself and don' t
seem to bleed, which is weird, but they fall as easily as a
normal person. Once you start makingholes in them, we have to drag
the bodies in the morning. Apparentlythe dead will attract more during the night,

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so we had to keep them awayfrom the place. Ne are pair
of those carts they use to movebig boxes to so the cars and we
take them to the peak zone,which makes me realize that people name everything
that' s here according to theposter they have on them. That was
awful. There were hundreds, maybethousands of lifeless employees, stacked, no

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smell, which was a blessing.Apparently, besides not bleeding these things don
' t rot either and my curiositybeat me while we downloaded them. So
I took a look at one ofthe most damaged ones and they' re
just skin or something that looks likeend- of- life skin, no

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muscles, no bones, no organs, we could say that they' re
really alive in the first place,that is, they certainly do seem to
have bones by when they move andwhen they' re hitting the walls.
I' m sure I felt moreresistance than just skin when the knife came
in during the night. Maybe somethinghappens to them when one more thing dies
on the list, more and morestrange things happen here. I guess I

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came up with something after the employeeattack the other night. Every time you
see a situation like it' son TV or in a movie like it
' s the end of the world, or everyone' s stuck on an
island or whatever you' ve seenonce groups like ours start to form,
people always seem to turn against eachother, fighting for food or domination or

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whatever they' re looking for.But that didn' t happen here.
Apparently, people from other villages comefrom time to time just to register,
occasionally to exchange if they lack something, but always friendly cordial. It may
even be the threat of employees orperhaps the constant of resupply provided in stores,

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means that there is not much toclear maybe people are better than what
they generate is given credit, becausein movies they always end up going crazy.
So this is a nice thought andI think I' ll keep this.
A dozen people came to the gatesthis afternoon from a village called Troggs.

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Apparently, the employees broke the wallsand smashed the town overnight. These
two are the five survivors of morethan a hundred We let them enter,
obviously, one more point in thecolumn of human decency. Later I asked
if anyone knew how many of theirvillages were among us newcomers. We managed
to list more than twenty peoples fullof people and who knows how many more

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There are that we don' teven know about that existence. You know
the motto of this place should behow that' s possible. Surely someone
somewhere must be looking for the thousandsof people who must be stuck here,
because I haven' t been herea little more than two months. Now
it hasn' t changed much,as you can imagine, a couple of

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people came to us with my mysterythan the rest of us, a nice
trip out there and suddenly they're trapped in the house of the most
employed faceless Billy Books freaks to havethe base once or twice a week,
we finished them and dragged their bodies. Sometimes it hurts us first just ended
up with a guy named Jared acouple of weeks ago. It was horrible.

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Frankly, it turns out that badhumans had bleeding here, even if
the employees didn' t do thebest we could, but neither of us
is a doctor and here they gavea good guy. He deserved better.

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We all don' t deserve itand I came up with a couple of
ons and after that none of uswere really looking for us out of here.
I don' t even know wherewe' d go. One of
those quads with a camera passed hisside over our base today. I don
' t know what it meant thatsomeone was finally looking for us that help

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is on the way. But apparently, apparently our first time this has happened.
But that happened months ago and everything' s still here. I have
no idea if anyone saw us,because it didn' t stop. If
someone did, it just kept flyinguntil we couldn' t see it anymore.
But it was half- motivated noteAccording to the journal' s recovery
time, this entry seems to coincideroughly with our first successful Pilot and Endron

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proda within SSP three thousand eight orone. The analysis of the images shows
a walled settlement under a labeled poster. As changes and returns, attempts to
relocate the settlement failed. The originof previously seen drones is unknown. Today,
during dinner, it began to bloomwith people about the things that are
at home. It probably wasn't the best idea I' ve ever

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had. Everyone seemed pretty depressed.After that, a lot of people here
have families, husbands, wives,children, dogs. Franklin apparently has a
pet flame, but I' mnot sure I believe him. But one
thing I realized is that some peoplehere have some serious gaps in their knowledge.

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Three of them had never heard ofthe international space station. Those of
them seemed to think that they wereneither had was the Prime Minister and one
of them had apparently never heard ofthe statue of freedom. I don'
t believe them, because they seemedas confused as the rest of us.

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The more he thought about it themore he began to explain some things.
What if the reason no one islooking for all these hundreds of missing people
is because we don' t allcome from the same place. It'
s supposed to sound weird, Imean, maybe it should be the motto
of this place. But what ifall the people here come from different dimensions,

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realities or whatever you call them.I' ve seen enough TV shows
to know the procedure. Sara comesfrom a place where there isn' t
all the freedom. They didn't launch a space nation where wasse came
from. If everyone here came fromdifferent places, even those that seem identical,
there wouldn' t be a bigalarm of missing persons, it wouldn

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' t open a massive search.We' d just be a point,
a missing person in a world ofincessant news. This changes things and,
in fact, it' s kindof funny to think about. I just
realized that yesterday was the sixth anniversaryof my arrival from here. I wonder
if there' s any party hatsleft. Well, the routine that I

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' ve been around, more orless, more people arrive every week or
so, the food ministers go upand down, but we' ve never
had a great shortage. Luckily,we occasionally receive a visit from one of
the nearby villages or either the check- outs or corridors six hundred and thirty
we register with each other from timeto time. Occasionally exchanged ministers. If

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someone is particularly left without something andis comforting in some way a reminder that
we are not alone here, alittle flash of civilization. Sometimes they bring
medical supplies, because apparently there's a pharmacy a few villages away from
the checkouts you locked up from timeto time, so they share what they

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can. I' ve never heardof a store like this, like a
pharmacy, but these alters don't surprise me I' m still on
the spot with an organ removal lab. I would certainly explain to the employees
talking about our jailers in faces oruntil they have been explored lately between or
four times a week. Now withtwice as many employees as before I have
no idea where they all come fromor because attacks have increased, we try

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to follow one of them during theday. A few weeks ago I went
out and we wanted to see ifthey were driving to an employee room or
something, but apparently I wasn't going to a movie apart. They
were just walking randomly down the halls. We had to get back before we
found anything. We' re gonnabe reinforcing the walls, trying to arm
ourselves better. Certainly, there wasno lack of duty to use or so

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more states being more crossbow, butit is very slow that they do not
sell weapons here. Attacks are nowgetting worse almost every night and with so
many employees that the bodies almost pileup enough so that others can climb the
walls. I think we' regonna do the trouble here. I think
it' s over. They werehit pretty hard at night or many casualties,

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but the wall is shattered. Finally, we discovered why the attacks had
been escalating. Also a supply boxhad a piece of one of the employees.
I have no idea how it happened, but apparently a piece of one
bringing others in as well as anentire body too late. Now, in
any case, there are too manybodies. This way we drag them and

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still have time to love the wallbefore those night- crossings sing a meeting.
I suspect we' ll talk aboutthe band at the scene. Maybe
he' s trying to take refugein the checkouts or something. I'
m getting dark. However, Idon' t think we have time to
get there. Maybe some of uscan make it. I was fine with
those first dark weeks after all,but how many more times I can still

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get lucky. I' m justrecording this for a sense of closure,
I guess for myself or anyone whofinds this. If this is the last
entry here, I hope whoever's hearing this is out of this place.
What a fear it is that Ido die. I don' t
want to wake up here again.This is the last inning. It is
assumed that the attempt to reach thesettlement of the checkouts, are separated from

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the rest of their group by aninstance of CSP three thousand eight two that
pursued them and is subject to it. I just found the exit to the
register, so, as you canrealize things. Sadly, they went wrong.
Imagine everything that happened and the factthat it was so close to being
free to end up like this.Sometimes or well, not many times I

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' m afraid to think about thefuture. Uncertain, I don' t
know what' s going to happenand I don' t know if it
' s all worth it in theend. What if things end up wrong,
how about I just let myself down. I don' t know how
many thoughts I think too much.Something that serves me was something Hanna told
me once she was talking to her, which is living one day. At

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the same time it makes no senseto worry about something that I don'
t control or that still doesn't happen and it may not even happen.
Honestly overthinking is ugly, but it' s time to enjoy every moment.
Many times my relatives came to tellme to try my best to do
things, because in the future Iwill be rewarded that perhaps I have to

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make sacrifices right now. But whatI think is that I don' t
see things the same way they do. I want to enjoy the journey and
not at the end, because whatif I never get to that end,
if at the very time, atthe end it is disappointing, maybe something
happens to me and I' mnot there tomorrow I don' t know,

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and because this causes me not toenjoy having that false hope, but
well, that already depends on everyoneand I' ve already deviated like I
just deviated from what you think thistime. I guess you' ve had
the thought, too. You haveto live an apocalypse, zombie or something
like that would be interesting and youmight go to take refuge in one of

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these stores. But apparently it canbe a good idea or a very bad
idea. Who knows, it dependson the context, but well, I
end this recording right now. Ihave some work to do with Emma,
and here we have to send somereports, as they asked for yesterday.
So, hopefully, you' llalways find your way out despite everything you

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we don' t have to giveup and we have to fight until the
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