November 20, 2024 • 63 mins
Does Bestie finally have a diagnosis?
Who is visiting for Christmas?
And after much talk and no action, will Bestie lose the big V?
Listen in to find out.
And remember, if you think you know us - no, you don't!
Who is visiting for Christmas?
And after much talk and no action, will Bestie lose the big V?
Listen in to find out.
And remember, if you think you know us - no, you don't!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I've known my bestI fifteen years now, but what was
she like before I met her? Welcome to Dire of
my Bestie, where she reads to me her childhood diaries
or names and identifying places have been changed to protect
the innocent and the guilty. We are also staying on
them as ourselves. So if you think you know us,
no you don't. Welcome back to Diary of my Bestie. Hello, Bestie,
(00:21):
Hello bestie. It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's exactly what was going through mind. Yes, yes, we
had to take a very.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Un we had some life.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, we did unplanned hiatus from recording.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
For many a reason. Yep, unless you say we're struggling
with this one, so.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yes we are.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But we did get into the swing of things. We
did get to see each other in the interim, in
the break, so.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We did in persons a span of days.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It was a span of days when when we're driving home,
I'm just like, yeah, that was like that. That was
essentially seeing you interrupted by a weekend. Yeah, there was
many different things. It's like, can this be over when
I go back and see bestie?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So, yes, there was nuggets.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
There's two lots of nuggets.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, nugs. And and do you know what we didn't
do though that I thought of the other day. We
didn't watch brats.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's true. Yeah, I have to come up again. It's
all the reason to do it. What a shame, dagnam
it as they say, So where are we up? Quick recall?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes, I had to do a little bit of research
just to remember what we were up due last time.
M hmm. But I was still sick with an unidentified ailment. Yes,
And I was still obsessed with Kevin Arnold and the
(02:15):
Wonder is.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
On brand for you. Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I still wasn't at school because I was sick, but
I was apparently well enough to babysit quite regularly.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A lot of those jobs are just basically are you breathing?
Are the kids breathing yet? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Just to sit there while and watch TV while the
kids are sleeping.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The babysitters Club is gracely over grandizing the life of.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Years with all their activities and kid kids. It's like
too much energy for me.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And I talked about losing my virginity. There were statistics
in my I think a Dolly magazine or something like that,
and based on those statistics, I thought it was about
time I about my.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I had forgotten and I thought talked about losing your virginity.
I'm like, hang on, sorry, what did I was I
asleep for that part of the episode.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, I think you would have remembered that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So you are you are encouraged to do it, not
you haven't done it yet?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well yeah, because I think it was forty something percent
of people had done it between the ages of thirteen
and fifteen, and here I am fourteen, and I'm thinking, well, maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I should got to get that d get it out
of the way.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yep, hand in my v card.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We could have a whole separate podcast about you losing
virginity diary of my best d No, we go through
and rate your lovers over the years.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That would be a very short podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yes, I just as I said that, I realized that
I should have said a very very short limited run series.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah. Spoiler alert, yes, yes, all right, shall we begin,
that's what we're here for. Okay, there is a content
warning for the beginning of this these for these first
few diary entries where there is some very negative talk
(04:37):
about my body and there's mention of weight loss and
some diet culture type stuff which is not very nice
and would be oh, potentially is triggering for people who
are struggling with eating disorders and such. So if that
is you, you might want to fast forward five to
ten minutes or.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
So and I will and I will cont test that
you were incorrect with your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, yes, looking back, I'm like, oh no, this is
not good.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I have to be very careful with how I say that,
because you are fourteen and I could come come off
as very like. So yes, all I'm saying is your
thoughts were incorrect. Yes, yes, yes, I've seen.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That when I was yeah, oh yeah, yeah. So it's Monday,
December the third, nineteen ninety at ten thirty one am,
thirty eight point five kilos and I've written in capitals
you were so fat twenty eight times.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's that's not That's what my leg weighs talking about. Yeah,
lucky where you live, doesn't it get strong breezes or
you would have been like Mary poppersing.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, I mean I was really short, but even for
a short person that it was.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That's what I'm saying. I'm not discounting or disagree with that.
I'm actually saying yes, for your size, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Was very slight. Yes, always had been. Yeah, I'm not
sure where this came from. Tuesday, December four, nineteen ninety eleven,
thirty eight point twenty five kilos, fat pig. Good girl,
(06:34):
you lost a quarter of a kilo, but you must
lose more. You are so fat. You are fat, greasy, stout, heavy, plump, chubby, overweight, obese, thick, set, fleshy, pudgy, rotund, pornchy, portly, beefy,
pot bellied, lumpish, corpulent, fatty, and flubbsy. You will never
(06:57):
ever ever be thin if you keep eating like you do.
So stop eating now, you fat pig. You are so fat.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So it's good that you've got your thesaurus for next
year already in school, but it's probably not the way
to use it. No, I that not that was very
much in the In today you would google words for that.
But it's very much. You cracked open a thesaurus and said, right,
let me dictate this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It was probably the Reader's Digest word finder.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh god, someone someone at the Reader's Digest was just
fat shaming everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yes, it looks like at thesaurus, but much easier to use.
I still have it. It's falling apart, but I still
have it?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Do you have twenty other words falling apart?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Pughly? Then we skipped to Thursday, December the sixth, nineteen
ninety at nine eighteen am, and I am now thirty
eight point one five killers. And I say, dear Diary,
ignore the crap on those last few pages. I was insane.
(08:15):
I agree, glad I figured that out quick.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It'd be interesting to know why, what sparked it, and
what sparked your mental brain switch.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, because that was a pretty It was like a
three four day thing, which is good.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But yeah, maybe I had some ice cream?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Maybe I did. Did you know that in October last
year I weighed more than I do now? Fantastic? So
maybe I realized that I weigh less than I did
the year before. So what am I worrying about?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
And being such a small human perhaps really not good? Yeah,
but you're supposed to go up.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, growing girl, it's supposed to be putting on some weight.
I have a virus like glandular fever, so I don't
have to go back to school until next year. So cool.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, that's the other thing. You're basically you're you're sick
at the at the moment you're.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Okay, yeah, so yeah, a kind of a diagnosis but
kind of not. It's like a virus light glandela fever,
but not glandela fever. It's probably too hard basket, nonspecific.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well, I think it could have been gladial fever, but
they just didn't have the test to tell you what
it was.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, could be. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Both you and I know with my health things about
the they something existed, they didn't have the test to
identify it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So yeah, yeah, like DNA.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Dan LD DNA yea.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I have a video to tape the last two episodes
of my favorite show apart from The Wonder Years, Degrassi
Junior High. I'm also making a cassette tape of my
favorite fast and slow songs.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
The same cassette tape or just into intermix.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh, one's a video, one's an audio cassette.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, I'm saying, like with the slow and fast songs,
is like one side song well fast, one side slower.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I think it was actually fast slow, because.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's that's that's a very binary. That's a very binary
things like fast song, slow song. Guess every song is
either fast or slow.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
It's a speed Yeah. Later I rang shown, but Wade
answered the phone. Remember he's my ex. Yes, yes, I
pretended to be someone called Amanda.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Because we haven't done this for a while and I
can see you on video. I did a hand gesture
of like not remembering this is an audio format, not
a visual one.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I think he knew it was me, though.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm fairly certain. Let's just say, I don't think your
your skills of skullduggery were that advance to be like Amanda.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Who sounds very much like bestie. Yes, Degrassi was really good.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I've been thinking about sex a lot, and I've decided
to get the first time over and done with as
soon as possible. It means i'd better start searching soon
for someone who would do it with me.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well you've got you've got the numbers that You've got
the numbers of eighty six too other dudes, So yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Just pick one at random, you answer the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Just go to an overnight skate and they're lined up
for you. Apparently, there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I've been feeling kind of desperate lately. I haven't been
out with anyone for ages.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's been a whole three hours.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Probably, God damn it, I haven't even kissed a guy
since Nick Major. Shit, it's now over a year.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Is this something you want to do because it feels
good in hooray? Or just to complete the tick the box?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Probably a bit of both.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, okay, Shit.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's been over a year since I got with someone.
World record. I'm pretty sure that's not the world record.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
But but for you, I think like a week is
probably a world record. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Probably if I haven't slept with someone by New Year,
keeping in mind it's December the sixth, one of my
resolutions will be to get laid.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
How difficult it actually is. It couldn't you just go, hey,
does it matter? With who? Was just the just the accomplishment?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Doesn't sound like I'm picky because it says I'd better
start searching for someone who would.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
So calling like Lucky, what is it tinder? Or that
wasn't around? No, let's just say grinder is probably not well.
I was going to use the phrase up your alley,
but that's probably again grinder not well. That's exactly what
(14:04):
for grinder is, but not.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
For you any portner storm.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's all pink and the dark. As we often say, Anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I'm going to bed now. I love guys.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You've finally settled into your natural form. Two feet in
a heartbeat, will do yes?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Back to that. Friday, December seventh, nineteen ninety ten, six
a m Dear Diary, I know where Mum is hiding
my Christmas presents. Ooh, okay, I know that is childish,
but I'm going to look at them later. Anyway, I've
(14:47):
been looking for them ever since I stopped believing in
Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's just the wonderful juxtaposition of Yo, I want to
get my guts messed up, but hey, Mum, where's my
Christmas present?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I'm gonna have a sneak peak or my mom's not home.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah you are, Yeah, You're gonna have a sneak peak
or something.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Saturday, December eighth, nineteen ninety Dear Diary, Kenneth Campbell rang
me or not me, really he was ringing Mike, but
we talked for ages. So Kenneth is someone who goes
to our school, but he is in Mike's grade, I think,
(15:40):
or like a couple of grades in between. Like he's
a couple of years older than me and like one
year younger than Mike, I think something like that. Ever
since I got off the phone to him, I've been
feeling very strongly for him.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Was that he was the next person walking along.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
He said he's given up on going out with younger
girls after what happened with Lynette Smith?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What did happen with Lynette Smith?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
She made unreasonable demands on him, okay, such as, I
don't go into detail.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Okay, you want him to go and show your detail,
so let's continue.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
It made me feel a bit deflated, but then I
remembered I'm not her, am I.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, and I'm gagging for it. I'm easy school. I'm
just making one demand of you, and it starts with d.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Go on a date?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh no, well that would be I'd interested to know
would you want it to be? Did you want it
to be wooed? Or would you have just gone, le's
go do it?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I think probably wooing with a view to it going. Okay, yeah,
all right, Long live John Lennon. On this day ten
years ago, was it really? John Lennon, former Beatles member
(17:26):
and famous solo artist, was tragically assassinated and in brackets
shot as he entered his home.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Was that nineteen eighty yeah, yeah, December.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I think it was earlier than that.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Hang on, it was yeah December, that wash it was
the around the time when I was born.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, the assassinator not assassin. Assassinator was caught and jailed
for life. John had many hits such as Imagine stand
by Me? Did he do a cover of the what's
(18:16):
that stand by Me?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I think I'm talking about my bum here?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
He did a He released a album in nineteen seventy
five called rock and Roll. It's an album of cover
songs had had Let's have a look. I haven't have
a look of this? Oh okay, so he John Learn
(18:50):
an album? What was the track list? Here we go?
So beave up Alubus? Stand by Me? Ready, Teddy? You
can't catch me? That? Ain't that a shame? Do you
want to dance? Sweets? A little sixteen sipping and aside
and Peggy Sue bring it on home.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm just trying to imagine John Lennon doing Peggy Sue. Yeah,
so yeah, okay, imagine.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well it only got to it got to number five
on the Australian charts, but it was top ten twentiesh
around the world, So well, yeah, it.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Was probably on the radio then on AM radio.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It looked like you just basically yeah, basically just like
just mucking around and recorded this.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
So it might have been that since it was the
anniversary of his death, they were playing a bunch of
songs on the radio when I was just like, yeah, Wow,
John Lennon's so cool, because I can't remember even thinking
about John Lennon before this. I did like the Beatles
a bit when I was in primary school, but not
John specifically. So yeah, he had many hits such as Imagines,
(20:16):
Dan by Me and Beautiful Boy. He expressed all his
thoughts and feelings through his music. I was just four
years old when he was shot. I haven't come to
know his music until just recently, probably today, but it
has already changed my life.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
This sounds very book report type of yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Always saying is give piece.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
A chance and this is where you go into your dirty,
hippie loose morals, sleep with anyone fase for a whole
six hours.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It might have been partly inspired by that line anyway,
at least the one is Kay, John Lennon, great man,
great songs, great life.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well that's uh, I'm not I'm not saying to him,
let me just you just brought up the Wonder Years.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Let me just bring it full circle. Uh, let's go
just having a look you love the Wonder Years mm hmmm.
The theme song of the Wonder Years with the Little
(21:43):
Help of My Friends m written by Lennon McCartney.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
What was it really so?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Joe Cocker did a cover of Joe Cocker's one he
did at Woodstock That will Help for My Friends was
a cover of the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Song Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Use full circle and that thing. The Beatles one is
a bit more hoppies like when I was younger, so
much younger than too. That was their original they wrote that,
and then Joe Cocker covered at Woodstock.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh okay, and.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
That was the theme that was the opening music to
Wonder Years.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah huh, I fancy that.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And now later on I'm going to go and watch
the Joe Cocker version from what Stock, which is one
of my favorite things.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Because he just goes like pretty epic.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
He's he's on so much. Other people are going, well,
but anyway, I like the dude in the background. There's
just a dude in the background just vibing out and
it's like who are you? And how did you get
to the side of the stage.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
And where is he now?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Was dead? All of the dead?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Back to John? Yes, he only imagined there was no heaven.
It really does exist, and John is there now.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I don't think that was the point of the song,
but yeah, very poetic. I think he was making a
socio thing of going imagine if there was no other
place that a lot of the wars were fought in
the name of. I think that's what he was aiming for,
as opposed to going No. This is my hardcore atheist
(23:33):
stance that I'm putting into a little bit of piano.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
My literal interpretation. Yes, yes, Now we're going to skip
two Tuesday, December eleven, nineteen ninety and I'm having a
little conversation in my diary with Shona me Hi, Shona,
(23:57):
how is your life going? Shona? My life yesterday was
so excellent because I was over here and we set
up the Christmas tree. But my life today isn't as
good because now I have to go home. Did you
think yesterday was excellent? Me? Certainly, especially everything I felt
(24:19):
so christmasy. This Christmas is going to be the best
one yet. The Christmas carols were excellent. It was so fun.
What are you going to do at home today?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Is that foreshadowing? I should be scared of one thing
I hate is foreshadowing, So no.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I don't think so shonah. Today I'll unpack the great
big lot of stuff I brang to your place, like
the Elvis Christmas album. We were playing ever so loud
as we decorated everything, and my mum's most valued possession
the Vienna Boys Choir.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Tape, and she brought it to your house.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, we played it really loud while we decorated. It
was pretty fun. And I remember decorating the plastic Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's that's a lot of plastic Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, well I've never had a real one.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Apparently they suck.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, they dropped needles and stuff and they all sappy.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yes, and catch fire really easily.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah. Last night I slept in Bestie's dad's T shirt
because I didn't bring any clothes, so she brang a
whole heap of stuff, but she forgot to pack clothes.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's just use the word bestie. I'm like, hang on, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Me, do you know what you were going to do
about Wesley yet? If you remember. I think it was
the last episode she was going out with Wesley, but
she wasn't sure if she still wanted to go out
with him or not. Yes, are you going to go
after Mike Patten? Ha? Ha, Mike Patton from a brain fart?
(26:04):
Oh faith no more.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Although brain fight is a name for a band.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It's my future band. Nobody's steal out please. So she
thought she thought Mike Patten was a bit of all right, Okay,
Oh maybe she didn't. Oh, hang on shoner, when I
know what to say, I'm going to ring Wesley up
and end our deep and meaningful relationship. I think that
(26:38):
might be a bit of sarcasm.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
There, I definitely think so.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yes, Actually I don't know what Mike Patten is like.
I just like looking at him.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh, okay, is that you or hurt?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That's her?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Ye me? How come Wade never rang me when we
were going out. He rang his last girlfriend at seven
thirty am and he couldn't even ring me at all?
What a big jerk? Just say to Wesley, I hardly
ever see you, and I don't feel right about the
whole thing. I reckon, Mike Patton must be a bit
(27:14):
cool at least, but I don't really like guys who slag.
Remember we read he slagged in some girl's mineral water bottle.
That's pretty grass.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And for cultural context, slagging is spitting, not anythings.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Probably read that in like smash hits or yep, something
like that. I used to like the lead singer of
rat Cat, but he's way too old in capital letters.
Plus he's married. He's still cute though he must use
oil of you lan.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Gee. If he wasn't so odd, On'd bang him. Oh yeah,
and he's married too, So that was Simon Day. Yes,
oh rack.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I don't think he's that much older than me, maybe
ten years. It's never stopped me in the past.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well, they they were. They were the first band on
Triple J so and that was still.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
They're still playing every now and then.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, but so the hoody guru, so that's not necessarily
let's have goot doesn't say how old Simon Day is,
but let me look Simon Day. He was born in
(28:40):
Simon Day, rat Cat. Maybe he wasn't that old Simon
Day of Ratcat age. It's going to be interesting now
because nineteen sixty six, there.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You goes a twelve years no, ten years. I can't
count ten years older than me.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Okay, it's twenty four and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
He's way too old. He's only twenty four.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah they when did they were the first ones on
Triple J? Weren't they? That was the first Triple J?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Start?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Well, was it Triple J or Double J? This is
very inside baseball for Australians here, but yeah, let's have
a look. Triple that was Double J would be double
(29:46):
Let's have what's the first.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Talking about radio stations for you people who aren't Australian.
Triple J was kind of this stuff that they wouldn't
play on mainstream radio much.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, why why do I think it was rat Cat?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Who was it?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Twitch? Then you the new station was call signed Double J.
First broadcast, Oh, Brockman launched the station's first broadcast for
the words wow and We're away and then you then
(30:41):
kid skyhooks. You just liked me because I'm good in bed.
The choice of the song was the station was significant?
But uh, let me just why am I thinking rat Cat?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Or maybe it was one of the first ones anyway,
I yeah, maybe I just believe something that maybe that
was that or rage or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, well, so apparently I think he's too old. So yeah,
I used to like him, but he's still cute. And
Oil of You Land, of course, is now Olay. Yes,
it went from Oil of You Land to Oil of
Ola to just Ola.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
My nana used to use the original Oil of You Land,
the pink beauty fluid.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Okay, all right, I understand.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yes, yes, all right. Saturday, December fifteen, nineteen ninety eight
O eight a m. Dear Diary. I keep dreaming about
Kevin Arnold almost every single night. I don't usually write
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about it because he's usually only in it for a
There's a typo here. It's says he's usually he's usually
only in it for a hoot time.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Well, I'm brand for you at the moment, so.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
For a whole time, for a short time, I think
that's supposed to be. And I only see him, and
I only see him. I don't interact with him.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
But but last night I was in Paul's laund room.
Paul and Kevin were on couches facing each other. I
was standing behind Kevin's couch, leaning over to put makeup
on Paul. Kevin just kept staring at me and smiling.
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Then I put the makeup down and held his hand.
Then I kissed him. It was so good, right, no
question about why I was putting makeup on Paul. So
that's just a normal everyday activity.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You're also dreaming that the Wonder Years, so I sort
of left the rationale questions to the side of it.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I didn't think I would dream about him, actually, because
I haven't been watching The Wonder Years much lately. And
then in brackets horrors.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
It's a sign to go back. You're gagging for some
Wonder Years.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Sunday, December sixteen, nineteen ninety two point fifty six pm,
Dear Diary, Ordinary days. So far Tully is sitting on
my knee chewing this diary to pieces. Birds are good
at that.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
She's hard keeping track of all your animals.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, just Tully with my little peach face.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
It's even hard to keep track of all your animals now. Yes.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Tuesday December eighteenth, nineteen ninety eleven forty eight pm, Dear Diary,
Quite a good day. I had fun. Saw Kimberly, that's
Mike's girlfriend. She gave me a present of floral note box,
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so it had like Mimo paper, like loose leaf Mimo
paper in it. Oh yeah, it's really nice. I lined
it with scentered paper. I write all my heavy thoughts
in it from seven thirty pm to eight pm while
I'm sitting on the back.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Fence, classic classic iconery. So yes, I.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Don't think I kept any of those pieces of paper.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Though, can't get another drink? Sorry, no, gosh, sorry, what
do you think?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
This is bush week?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yes it is. We should we should have like a
bushwek on finally the day has come. Yes, it is bushworky.
It's our version of the Purge. Everything is bush bak.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I saw this television program called Cops.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh god, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
It was about drug busts, raids, findings, and airports. I
also saw my first real dead body.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Huzza.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Remember that it was one that had been in the water. Okay,
they blurred out like the face and stuff, but you
could still see like a bloated this colored body.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
It was. I went very hard on my summer body.
Don't talk about it like.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
The show was good, but it scared me and made
me feel sick.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yes, oh was that from the diary or was that
you just additorial? Was it that was.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
That was the diary. Okay, cool, Yeah, I'm making Mum
and Dad coupon books for Christmas, twenty coupons each.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
What do they get?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
There were things like, you know, coupons for a car wash,
like I would wash their car in exchange for the coupon.
Stuff like that Christmas present you make when you don't
have money to buy Christmas presents.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Not like I promised not to be a ship for
a couple of days or something.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
No, No, that's us think a bit too much. We
had oh what was the program we had on our computer?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
It was a graphics one publisher or it would have
been what not word? What years is?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We'd had this program for a while and you could, No,
you could make them like greeting cards and banners and
posters and.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Stuff with it for mat printers and stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yes, yeah, I'm going to have to look that up
so I remember what the program was. But yeah, I
would have used that and then like printed it out
and cut it up and probably colored it in and
made a little book. Okay, I don't remember either of
them ever, for they never used any other vouchers.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
That's the question.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Mike is writing me a song? It's really good.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Thursday, December twenty, nineteen ninety eleven, two am, Dear Diary,
I feel a bit off today, so I'm staying in bed.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Isn't that you every day around the shot?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah? Pretty much. I rang Blake Grantly last night to
tell him not to come around today. He was somebody
who was in my grade, and I guess I've missed
out the fact that he was meant to come and
visit me. M I rang him last night. I started
feeling sick last night. He said near the end of
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the conversation, so you're not going out with anyone? Hey?
And I said no, and he goes, well, would you
go out with me?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Can I buy a ticket on the bank bus?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
It came as quite a shock, and so did he No.
I told him no because I like someone else.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Oh see, missed opportunity, because in three or four entry
Diary entries time, you're going to be fanging over him
like something like no one's business.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
And it would just be remember the older man.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah, what's the frequency, Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
So so I said I like someone else and he
said who is he? And tried to find out.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
But he's calling you on your shit. Really, he's like here,
I am put my heart on my sleeve, going, look,
I'll have a crack if you want it right around
town as you're fanging for it. But nah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
But there's this older man who I'm sure likes me,
you know.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
This morning, at about seven forty five am, Virginia sang
rang me. That's one of my interstate friends. We only
talked for about five minutes, but it was great to
hear from her.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
It probably cost forty six dollars to do it.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, for five minutes. Cleo has been a real solk,
following me around, sleeping when I sleep, getting up when
I do. She is so cute. All I've eaten today
is a few crackers, but really I couldn't handle anymore.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
So you're boohooing a dog for essentially being a dog
my cat?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:39):
My cats?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
I think I mean sook is a term of endearment.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, I was about to say, it's like cookie baby,
Hey cat, how dare you be a cat? A cat?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah? See you later.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Saturday, December twenty second, nineteen nine, eleven thirty two pm.
Dear Diary, Kenneth likes Kimberly.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
That's not great.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
No, it's a bit of a love Giangle Square Rombus
something like that. Yeah, speaking of Kimberly, she thinks Mike
spends too much time with other girls, for example, Naomi
and Shona. Okay, but they're just like skating friends, and
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Kimberly didn't often go skating, so Mike would be working
out there and chatting to Naomi and shown on and me.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
So do we do we like her? Is she going
to turn out to be the villain in the story.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
We like Kimberly, but she's just yeah, she thinks she's
just else. Yeah, a little bit of jealousy.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah, Well, Mike's a bit of a dish. So you never.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
I found out that.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I'm not suggesting I'm not suggesting hev your first boy
like that. So you didn't probably have to dunk so
hard on go there. I'm not and I hope you
didn't go there too. But it's also you didn't have
to sort of give him a little backhand on the
way out.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
That's what sisters do, I know.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
But it's sort of like he's sitting next somewhere and
he's just like, it's not something clipped the back of
his ears, gone, what was that? What am I? Dad?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I found out that youth group Carol Singing is in
a hospital. I don't want to go now.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Because you're a heart person.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
No, I think because of my like fear of like
sickness and vomiting and stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
You're not down with the people. You're not down with
the sickness, not at all. I don't know what that's from.
Well when I was the cultural reference.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
It's a song by system of a down Yes, yes, okay.
I don't think I should go Carol Singing anyway because
Shona is coming with me, and that means she would
have to be around Kimberly. Okay, it might be a
bit of a bitch slappin'.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Although that at a hospital, so it's the best place
to do it.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
True. Clint bought himself a wallet. I'm so mad because
I bought him an initial one for Christmas. I hate
it when that happens. Twenty second of December is a
really bad time to be buying yourself anything. But just
in case somebody gets that for you for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Why are you buying him the wallet?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Because he's like one of he's like my other brother. Okay,
all right, remember he's our border.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, I just yeah, but also you have.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Okay, yep, Okay, it wouldn't have been expensive if it
probably would have been like two dollars from Pick and
Save or something.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Okay, but it's initialed, so that's offense.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Yeah, I got presents from Jeremy and Matthew. Mike says,
I will have to wait for my song to be
finished when he gets back from the beach. Okay, so yeah,
I guess he's gone on a holiday. Then we have
an undated entry, but I'm guessing it's Christmas Day because
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it says Christmas present list.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, from Mum and Dad.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
A black bed sheet set, a double bed quilt set
black with flowers, a black and gold bedside lamp, a
framed Harley poster, and some lollies. Okay, so from Mike,
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Harley Davidson T shirt from Nanny and Graham's twenty.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Dollars Classic but Always Welcome, yeap.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
From Grandma and Pop Pop. Ten dollars from Clint an
expanding file. Okay, you know the ones that look like
a briefcase. I still use those today.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Just point of inquiry, Why did he think that was
a good present for you.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
I used to keep letters in it.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Okay. Yeah, so it was practical but thoughtful. Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
From Deborah, I got chocolates. From Jeremy a cat calendar
with scriptures on it.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
From because you know Jesus was big on the cats. Yeah,
celebrate celebrate my birth and my coming to save the world,
and also looking.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
To care, looking to care for God.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
So loved that.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I would have gone servant on sermon on the met
well loads and fishes.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yes, we go the fishes. M hmm. From Matthew and
money box in the shape of a jukebox. Okay, so
that was actually pretty cool. From Kimberlely the memo thingy
mm hmmm. From the candles, a pen, notebook, eraser, and
photo frame set okay. And from Showna a Teddy Bear.
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I named it Israel.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
For any particular reason or just because you like the name.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Probably because you know Christmas time talking. Okay, Israel and
all the carol and stuff.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yes, okay, yep.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Wednesday, December twenty six, nineteen ninety at ten o six
a m. Uncle Perry, Nancy and Pierce should be here
in about an hour.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Uncle Perry is one of my mum's brothers. Yes, and
they're his two oldest kids.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Okay, I understand.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
And Auntie Glenda and Uncle Bert at about three o'clock, Oh,
big crowd. So Uncle Perry and the kids were coming
up from interstate. But Annie Glenda and Uncle Bert only
lived like an hour and a half away. But Arnie
Glenda being Mom's sister, it's probably a good time for
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her to come visit and see her brother while he
was visiting.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Understand those type of those type of things things.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Well, yeah, I slammed my finger in the door when
I was rushing to close it so the ginger tom
cat didn't come in the house.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Oh I hate doing that.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah. Probably it was a sliding door, that one.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
So oh yeah, they have some weight behind him when
you get him going, it would have been out. G
My finger is hurting in sympathy from all that time.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Ago thinking about it. Yeah, Kenneth was in my dream.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Okay, m.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Nothing happened, unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Wait, don't let you don't let your dreams be dreams
ride that d do you.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
I'm just thinking about band dream yes, new context, okay,
all right, I can't wait until he finds out. I
like him.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Have you tried telling the human that you enjoy his
company as if?
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Okay, I had to get somebody else to do it.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Oh sorry, I was not having romantic relationships when I
was your age. I'm not o fay with all the
ins and outs of how they actually caught in these times.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
My room is looking excellent. I guess I've set it
up with all my new bedding and whatnot. There's black everywhere.
I think my parents are weakening about me painting my
ceiling black, especially Mum.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
So you're entering your emo phase.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yeah, I desperately wanted a black ceiling. I might get
more presents today, Okay. I'm going to buy either Electric
Youth or Mariah Carey's CD with my Christmas money brashes
mm yep, most likely. O. I've been reading Mum's old
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Sunday School book Bible Stories for Children. It is so excellent.
I still have that because Mum gave it to me.
She won it she was in Sunday School or some
kind of award. Okay, And on Christmas Eve. When I
was a kid, I always used to like to read,
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like the Birth of Jesus part of it, and I
didn't often read anything else in it, but I obviously
decided this time that I would keep reading the rest
of it.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Well, it's kind kind of the point, yeah, I kind of.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
It was one of those children's books from like older
times that had mostly it was just text with the
odd line drawing, but then you had those color plates interspersed.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Oh yep, with the rest of it. Yeah, but hadn't
got that problematic yet. No, are some of the depictions
that I've seen inside. Let's you say Egyptians the word depicted.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Well, no, no, they were not. I can't wait to
see Nancy. She's around shown as age, I think, so
I've obviously not seen her for a while. Can't even
remember how old she is. I put the picture of
Virginia sent me in a new photo frame, which goes
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excellently with the color of the pattern on my new quilt.
Color instead of black for my vertical drapes, I might
get peach to match the flowers on my quilt.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
That's a that's a very ungoth color skime.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah. I actually ended up getting a dusky pink because
there were also that color flowers on my quilt, so
it was mostly black, and then I had like a
floral trim with like white peach and pink flowers.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Because isn't the convention usually to go something like purple.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah, but my parents picked it out for me. Yeah.
I was probably just stoked that it was mostly black.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, see if I can find a picture of it
to show you. I got the Degrassy books earlier in
the week. I finished reading them already.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
So they were I can't remember if I've talked about
them before or not. They were like spin off from
the show.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
So they kind of told the same stories that were
in the show, but with a little bit more detail inside, No,
but more inside the character's head. They were in first person,
so you could kind of get more of an idea
of what they were thinking. Okay, and they went through
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that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
I love Kenneth, of course, of course, nothing if not consistent.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Later, Nancy and I were sitting on the bus stop
tonight when Joseph would burn and two other guys came past.
Joseph stopped to say gooday, then they left, and one
of the guys accidentally smashed a bottle when he kicked it.
So Dad went after them and made them come back
and clean it.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Up, Classic Dad, Classic Dad.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
Ye later they came back again. One of the guys said,
he's Joseph's brother. He's so cute.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, they wanted to smash a bottle.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Not spin the bottle, smash the bottle.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah, well they skipped to the good part.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Yeah, we're going to the Plaza tomorrow and on their
way back, we're going to stop at Matthew's and then Joseph's.
Both lived sort of in between. Okay, it's two places. Shit,
his brother was so cute. He had black hair and
cool clothes.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Is this real? Is this like three weeks after you
like what I said, where you've you've sworn off something,
and now suddenly three weeks later you're.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Like, yeah, let's go possibly.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Okay, yeah, if not nothing, If not consistent.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
He's a real idiot and runs out into the road
and all that. It's attractive.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
I guess, okay, if you like that sort of thing,
and apparently you do.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
I still like Kenneth, but bloody hell, I never see him.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
No, because you're too busy fanging over other people's brothers.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Thursday December twenty seven, nineteen ninety eleven two am. It's
only eleven am and it's already a bloody scorcher. We
sat out at the bus stop, but it got so
fucking hot we had to come back in.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yeah. I remember those summers, so.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Yeah, be outside for five seconds too hot, go back inside.
This guy on a trail bike came around the corner,
saw us, smiled, chucked a wheelly and went onto the
other side of the road to overtake a car. Bloody
moronic show off.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
I'm going to fuck him next week.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
See it's okay if you run out into the road,
but not if you chuck a wehely on your trail.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
He's got a motorbikes.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
That's an instant Oh okay, okay, Saturday, he probably thought.
I probably did.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Oh god, I can't think he's hot, even though they do,
because I can't. I don't know how to how to
live with myself. I think he's hot, but oh yeah,
I would have had to go oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Saturday, December twenty nine, nineteen ninety eleven. Ten, am I
got a bit sunburnt on the shoulders yesterday and a
tiny bit on the face, or wouldn't have been wearing sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Summer sunburns are worse.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yeah, it's like you only wore sunscreen when you went
to the beach, even not even.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
Then, Yeah, only when Mum caught you to put it on.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah. Remember Graham and Mitch from youth camp. They are
in town visiting the bruises, and they came and saw
me yesterday. Mitch still gives rib cracking hugs. Graham is
cuter than ever. He's either engaged or married. Oh well,
can't win them more?
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Question from the gallery? What if he was that part
of the equation he would have had to go if
you said, hey, I'm available. Or was it just like, oh.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
Dn't you because he was about ten years older than me.
Apparently that's okay as long as it's not Simon Day
from Ratcat.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Okay. Maybe you just had more realistic expectations with Simon.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Maybe I did.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
Well.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
He was already, you know, obviously a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
So if he's too old, so I won't bang him.
But this guy, who I hardly know, ye'll have a crack.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah they'll do, Okay. Went to youth group last night.
It was excellent fun. We played heaps of games and
sang a bit. Graham is so cute. I got most
of Kenneth's phone number last night and his address.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
Okay, was it some cryptic thing you had to break
or was it.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Just my guess would be some? But he was trying
to tell me the number by heart but couldn't remember
the whole thing. Okay, Clint is ringing the exchange to
get the rest of his number for me.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Back in the day when you this is the type
of thing you had to do, and.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
Then he's going to ring Kenneth for me. So I
found someone to tell him.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
I guess, if only, if only Kenneth enjoyed hand radio,
if only.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
This should be good. I've liked him for three weeks
and one day. What did you say about three weeks?
Speaker 1 (58:38):
Exactly right?
Speaker 2 (58:42):
And not telling him is killing.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
Me, especially now because he's first in line to get some.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
I think not being able to tell him was a
good thing, though, because it's given me time to think
about it all.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Okay, yep, that's a solid bit of reasoning.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Mm hmmm. I rang Heath Geraldton yesterday. No one was home.
I wanted to apologize for how I acted last year.
I'll get around to it one day.
Speaker 1 (59:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
So he was the guy, the eighteen year old friend
of my brothers who had dated and who nearly killed
me in his car that time.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
This isn't sketchy dude. Who was? Is this sketchy dude
who took you when you were twelve to the movies?
Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yeah? Yeah, the driver?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
And you're apologizing to him apparently, So why I don't know.
I do not like this.
Speaker 2 (59:41):
It's part of the getting laid plan, just trying to,
you know, get people lined up just in case. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
Okay, I don't like it. I'm gonna put it bold,
bold stance put on record. Don't like it.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
I can't wait to ring Kenneth. I really want to
know what he thinks of me. Okay, Oh, rite more later.
P s. Peers is so bloody funny. So that's my
cousin and he was he is. It's a funny bugger. Later,
(01:00:23):
Mike and Clint are talking to Kenneth at this very moment.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Oh god, my sister really wants to bang you. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Why was my brother always involved in these things?
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I he's a good wingman, but also too he realized
his sister had needs. I don't know, Ill.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
It doesn't sound interesting, dot dot dot and now in
capitals he's coming around now.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Oh okay, and this. You want this, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Okay, a bit excited, I think.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Okay, so yeah, exclamation points, yep, three of them.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Okay, better have a shower and get fresh pannies on them.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
That's where we're going to leave it for this.
Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Ah okay, ah, can I get Can I ask for
a little bit of a sneak preak peak?
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Is it maybe?
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Is is this the time? Or is it is it
cold shower? This type of.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Story I cannot confirm nor deny.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Okay, all right, well we'll just have to We'll just
have to hope for the best. I don't it's weird
to say you were fourteen at the time. It's like
wanting you to get your rocks off because that's what
you want to. This is a weird thing to say
out loud as a human.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
It is, Yes, But I guess you'll just have to
wait and see.
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
If only it was medieval times where this was not
and all things, it's like.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Medieval times, it would have popped out five kids, but
now three of them died.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, excellent, very true. All right, Well we're going to
have to all wait for a couple more days and
weeks to find out if this is the the bang
anniversary of something.
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
I don't know, bangsary bang of if we entered the
bang a verse or something so like the wood a
path to birds and in a woods like because honestly,
Kenneth is breathing and he's a human male, so he's in.
Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
He's got a fairly decent chance.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
All right, well I'm going to be waiting to hear this.
Tell everyone about the instagram and so we can move
on and they you record the next episode.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Our instagram is at Diary of my Bestie, where you
can get sneak peeks of the episodes before they happen
and have a little chat about things of the past.
Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
And it is a very good thing to do and
see and all the things are there, all right, Besty, Well,
I'm keen to find out what happens with you and
your horny self. Okay, all right, see everyone later. Bye bye,
I've known my bestI fifteen years now, but what was
she like before I met her? Welcome to Dire of
my Bestie, where she reads to me her childhood diaries
or names and identifying places have been changed to protect
the innocent and the guilty. We are also staying on
them as ourselves. So if you think you know us,
no you don't. Welcome back to Diary of my Bestie. Hello, Bestie,
(00:21):
Hello bestie. It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's exactly what was going through mind. Yes, yes, we
had to take a very.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Un we had some life.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, we did unplanned hiatus from recording.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
For many a reason. Yep, unless you say we're struggling
with this one, so.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yes we are.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But we did get into the swing of things. We
did get to see each other in the interim, in
the break, so.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We did in persons a span of days.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It was a span of days when when we're driving home,
I'm just like, yeah, that was like that. That was
essentially seeing you interrupted by a weekend. Yeah, there was
many different things. It's like, can this be over when
I go back and see bestie?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So, yes, there was nuggets.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
There's two lots of nuggets.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, nugs. And and do you know what we didn't
do though that I thought of the other day. We
didn't watch brats.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's true. Yeah, I have to come up again. It's
all the reason to do it. What a shame, dagnam
it as they say, So where are we up? Quick recall?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes, I had to do a little bit of research
just to remember what we were up due last time.
M hmm. But I was still sick with an unidentified ailment. Yes,
And I was still obsessed with Kevin Arnold and the
(02:15):
Wonder is.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
On brand for you. Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I still wasn't at school because I was sick, but
I was apparently well enough to babysit quite regularly.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A lot of those jobs are just basically are you breathing?
Are the kids breathing yet? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Just to sit there while and watch TV while the
kids are sleeping.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The babysitters Club is gracely over grandizing the life of.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Years with all their activities and kid kids. It's like
too much energy for me.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And I talked about losing my virginity. There were statistics
in my I think a Dolly magazine or something like that,
and based on those statistics, I thought it was about
time I about my.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I had forgotten and I thought talked about losing your virginity.
I'm like, hang on, sorry, what did I was I
asleep for that part of the episode.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, I think you would have remembered that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So you are you are encouraged to do it, not
you haven't done it yet?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well yeah, because I think it was forty something percent
of people had done it between the ages of thirteen
and fifteen, and here I am fourteen, and I'm thinking, well, maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I should got to get that d get it out
of the way.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yep, hand in my v card.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We could have a whole separate podcast about you losing
virginity diary of my best d No, we go through
and rate your lovers over the years.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That would be a very short podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yes, I just as I said that, I realized that
I should have said a very very short limited run series.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah. Spoiler alert, yes, yes, all right, shall we begin,
that's what we're here for. Okay, there is a content
warning for the beginning of this these for these first
few diary entries where there is some very negative talk
(04:37):
about my body and there's mention of weight loss and
some diet culture type stuff which is not very nice
and would be oh, potentially is triggering for people who
are struggling with eating disorders and such. So if that
is you, you might want to fast forward five to
ten minutes or.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
So and I will and I will cont test that
you were incorrect with your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, yes, looking back, I'm like, oh no, this is
not good.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I have to be very careful with how I say that,
because you are fourteen and I could come come off
as very like. So yes, all I'm saying is your
thoughts were incorrect. Yes, yes, yes, I've seen.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That when I was yeah, oh yeah, yeah. So it's Monday,
December the third, nineteen ninety at ten thirty one am,
thirty eight point five kilos and I've written in capitals
you were so fat twenty eight times.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's that's not That's what my leg weighs talking about. Yeah,
lucky where you live, doesn't it get strong breezes or
you would have been like Mary poppersing.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, I mean I was really short, but even for
a short person that it was.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That's what I'm saying. I'm not discounting or disagree with that.
I'm actually saying yes, for your size, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Was very slight. Yes, always had been. Yeah, I'm not
sure where this came from. Tuesday, December four, nineteen ninety eleven,
thirty eight point twenty five kilos, fat pig. Good girl,
(06:34):
you lost a quarter of a kilo, but you must
lose more. You are so fat. You are fat, greasy, stout, heavy, plump, chubby, overweight, obese, thick, set, fleshy, pudgy, rotund, pornchy, portly, beefy,
pot bellied, lumpish, corpulent, fatty, and flubbsy. You will never
(06:57):
ever ever be thin if you keep eating like you do.
So stop eating now, you fat pig. You are so fat.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So it's good that you've got your thesaurus for next
year already in school, but it's probably not the way
to use it. No, I that not that was very
much in the In today you would google words for that.
But it's very much. You cracked open a thesaurus and said, right,
let me dictate this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It was probably the Reader's Digest word finder.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh god, someone someone at the Reader's Digest was just
fat shaming everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yes, it looks like at thesaurus, but much easier to use.
I still have it. It's falling apart, but I still
have it?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Do you have twenty other words falling apart?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Pughly? Then we skipped to Thursday, December the sixth, nineteen
ninety at nine eighteen am, and I am now thirty
eight point one five killers. And I say, dear Diary,
ignore the crap on those last few pages. I was insane.
(08:15):
I agree, glad I figured that out quick.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It'd be interesting to know why, what sparked it, and
what sparked your mental brain switch.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, because that was a pretty It was like a
three four day thing, which is good.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But yeah, maybe I had some ice cream?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Maybe I did. Did you know that in October last
year I weighed more than I do now? Fantastic? So
maybe I realized that I weigh less than I did
the year before. So what am I worrying about?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
And being such a small human perhaps really not good? Yeah,
but you're supposed to go up.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, growing girl, it's supposed to be putting on some weight.
I have a virus like glandular fever, so I don't
have to go back to school until next year. So cool.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, that's the other thing. You're basically you're you're sick
at the at the moment you're.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Okay, yeah, so yeah, a kind of a diagnosis but
kind of not. It's like a virus light glandela fever,
but not glandela fever. It's probably too hard basket, nonspecific.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well, I think it could have been gladial fever, but
they just didn't have the test to tell you what
it was.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, could be. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Both you and I know with my health things about
the they something existed, they didn't have the test to
identify it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
So yeah, yeah, like DNA.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Dan LD DNA yea.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I have a video to tape the last two episodes
of my favorite show apart from The Wonder Years, Degrassi
Junior High. I'm also making a cassette tape of my
favorite fast and slow songs.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
The same cassette tape or just into intermix.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh, one's a video, one's an audio cassette.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, I'm saying, like with the slow and fast songs,
is like one side song well fast, one side slower.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I think it was actually fast slow, because.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's that's that's a very binary. That's a very binary
things like fast song, slow song. Guess every song is
either fast or slow.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
It's a speed Yeah. Later I rang shown, but Wade
answered the phone. Remember he's my ex. Yes, yes, I
pretended to be someone called Amanda.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Because we haven't done this for a while and I
can see you on video. I did a hand gesture
of like not remembering this is an audio format, not
a visual one.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I think he knew it was me, though.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm fairly certain. Let's just say, I don't think your
your skills of skullduggery were that advance to be like Amanda.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Who sounds very much like bestie. Yes, Degrassi was really good.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I've been thinking about sex a lot, and I've decided
to get the first time over and done with as
soon as possible. It means i'd better start searching soon
for someone who would do it with me.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well you've got you've got the numbers that You've got
the numbers of eighty six too other dudes, So yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Just pick one at random, you answer the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Just go to an overnight skate and they're lined up
for you. Apparently, there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I've been feeling kind of desperate lately. I haven't been
out with anyone for ages.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's been a whole three hours.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Probably, God damn it, I haven't even kissed a guy
since Nick Major. Shit, it's now over a year.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Is this something you want to do because it feels
good in hooray? Or just to complete the tick the box?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Probably a bit of both.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, okay, Shit.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's been over a year since I got with someone.
World record. I'm pretty sure that's not the world record.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
But but for you, I think like a week is
probably a world record. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Probably if I haven't slept with someone by New Year,
keeping in mind it's December the sixth, one of my
resolutions will be to get laid.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
How difficult it actually is. It couldn't you just go, hey,
does it matter? With who? Was just the just the accomplishment?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Doesn't sound like I'm picky because it says I'd better
start searching for someone who would.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
So calling like Lucky, what is it tinder? Or that
wasn't around? No, let's just say grinder is probably not well.
I was going to use the phrase up your alley,
but that's probably again grinder not well. That's exactly what
(14:04):
for grinder is, but not.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
For you any portner storm.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's all pink and the dark. As we often say, Anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I'm going to bed now. I love guys.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You've finally settled into your natural form. Two feet in
a heartbeat, will do yes?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Back to that. Friday, December seventh, nineteen ninety ten, six
a m Dear Diary, I know where Mum is hiding
my Christmas presents. Ooh, okay, I know that is childish,
but I'm going to look at them later. Anyway, I've
(14:47):
been looking for them ever since I stopped believing in
Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's just the wonderful juxtaposition of Yo, I want to
get my guts messed up, but hey, Mum, where's my
Christmas present?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I'm gonna have a sneak peak or my mom's not home.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah you are, Yeah, You're gonna have a sneak peak
or something.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Saturday, December eighth, nineteen ninety Dear Diary, Kenneth Campbell rang
me or not me, really he was ringing Mike, but
we talked for ages. So Kenneth is someone who goes
to our school, but he is in Mike's grade, I think,
(15:40):
or like a couple of grades in between. Like he's
a couple of years older than me and like one
year younger than Mike, I think something like that. Ever
since I got off the phone to him, I've been
feeling very strongly for him.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Was that he was the next person walking along.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
He said he's given up on going out with younger
girls after what happened with Lynette Smith?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What did happen with Lynette Smith?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
She made unreasonable demands on him, okay, such as, I
don't go into detail.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Okay, you want him to go and show your detail,
so let's continue.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
It made me feel a bit deflated, but then I
remembered I'm not her, am I.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, and I'm gagging for it. I'm easy school. I'm
just making one demand of you, and it starts with d.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Go on a date?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh no, well that would be I'd interested to know
would you want it to be? Did you want it
to be wooed? Or would you have just gone, le's
go do it?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I think probably wooing with a view to it going. Okay, yeah,
all right, Long live John Lennon. On this day ten
years ago, was it really? John Lennon, former Beatles member
(17:26):
and famous solo artist, was tragically assassinated and in brackets
shot as he entered his home.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Was that nineteen eighty yeah, yeah, December.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I think it was earlier than that.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Hang on, it was yeah December, that wash it was
the around the time when I was born.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, the assassinator not assassin. Assassinator was caught and jailed
for life. John had many hits such as Imagine stand
by Me? Did he do a cover of the what's
(18:16):
that stand by Me?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I think I'm talking about my bum here?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
He did a He released a album in nineteen seventy
five called rock and Roll. It's an album of cover
songs had had Let's have a look. I haven't have
a look of this? Oh okay, so he John Learn
(18:50):
an album? What was the track list? Here we go?
So beave up Alubus? Stand by Me? Ready, Teddy? You
can't catch me? That? Ain't that a shame? Do you
want to dance? Sweets? A little sixteen sipping and aside
and Peggy Sue bring it on home.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm just trying to imagine John Lennon doing Peggy Sue. Yeah,
so yeah, okay, imagine.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well it only got to it got to number five
on the Australian charts, but it was top ten twentiesh
around the world, So well, yeah, it.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Was probably on the radio then on AM radio.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It looked like you just basically yeah, basically just like
just mucking around and recorded this.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
So it might have been that since it was the
anniversary of his death, they were playing a bunch of
songs on the radio when I was just like, yeah, Wow,
John Lennon's so cool, because I can't remember even thinking
about John Lennon before this. I did like the Beatles
a bit when I was in primary school, but not
John specifically. So yeah, he had many hits such as Imagines,
(20:16):
Dan by Me and Beautiful Boy. He expressed all his
thoughts and feelings through his music. I was just four
years old when he was shot. I haven't come to
know his music until just recently, probably today, but it
has already changed my life.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
This sounds very book report type of yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Always saying is give piece.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
A chance and this is where you go into your dirty,
hippie loose morals, sleep with anyone fase for a whole
six hours.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It might have been partly inspired by that line anyway,
at least the one is Kay, John Lennon, great man,
great songs, great life.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well that's uh, I'm not I'm not saying to him,
let me just you just brought up the Wonder Years.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Let me just bring it full circle. Uh, let's go
just having a look you love the Wonder Years mm hmmm.
The theme song of the Wonder Years with the Little
(21:43):
Help of My Friends m written by Lennon McCartney.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
What was it really so?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Joe Cocker did a cover of Joe Cocker's one he
did at Woodstock That will Help for My Friends was
a cover of the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Song Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Use full circle and that thing. The Beatles one is
a bit more hoppies like when I was younger, so
much younger than too. That was their original they wrote that,
and then Joe Cocker covered at Woodstock.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh okay, and.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
That was the theme that was the opening music to
Wonder Years.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah huh, I fancy that.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And now later on I'm going to go and watch
the Joe Cocker version from what Stock, which is one
of my favorite things.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Because he just goes like pretty epic.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
He's he's on so much. Other people are going, well,
but anyway, I like the dude in the background. There's
just a dude in the background just vibing out and
it's like who are you? And how did you get
to the side of the stage.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
And where is he now?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Was dead? All of the dead?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Back to John? Yes, he only imagined there was no heaven.
It really does exist, and John is there now.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I don't think that was the point of the song,
but yeah, very poetic. I think he was making a
socio thing of going imagine if there was no other
place that a lot of the wars were fought in
the name of. I think that's what he was aiming for,
as opposed to going No. This is my hardcore atheist
(23:33):
stance that I'm putting into a little bit of piano.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
My literal interpretation. Yes, yes, Now we're going to skip
two Tuesday, December eleven, nineteen ninety and I'm having a
little conversation in my diary with Shona me Hi, Shona,
(23:57):
how is your life going? Shona? My life yesterday was
so excellent because I was over here and we set
up the Christmas tree. But my life today isn't as
good because now I have to go home. Did you
think yesterday was excellent? Me? Certainly, especially everything I felt
(24:19):
so christmasy. This Christmas is going to be the best
one yet. The Christmas carols were excellent. It was so fun.
What are you going to do at home today?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Is that foreshadowing? I should be scared of one thing
I hate is foreshadowing, So no.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I don't think so shonah. Today I'll unpack the great
big lot of stuff I brang to your place, like
the Elvis Christmas album. We were playing ever so loud
as we decorated everything, and my mum's most valued possession
the Vienna Boys Choir.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Tape, and she brought it to your house.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, we played it really loud while we decorated. It
was pretty fun. And I remember decorating the plastic Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's that's a lot of plastic Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, well I've never had a real one.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Apparently they suck.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, they dropped needles and stuff and they all sappy.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yes, and catch fire really easily.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah. Last night I slept in Bestie's dad's T shirt
because I didn't bring any clothes, so she brang a
whole heap of stuff, but she forgot to pack clothes.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's just use the word bestie. I'm like, hang on, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Me, do you know what you were going to do
about Wesley yet? If you remember. I think it was
the last episode she was going out with Wesley, but
she wasn't sure if she still wanted to go out
with him or not. Yes, are you going to go
after Mike Patten? Ha? Ha, Mike Patton from a brain fart?
(26:04):
Oh faith no more.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Although brain fight is a name for a band.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It's my future band. Nobody's steal out please. So she
thought she thought Mike Patten was a bit of all right, Okay,
Oh maybe she didn't. Oh, hang on shoner, when I
know what to say, I'm going to ring Wesley up
and end our deep and meaningful relationship. I think that
(26:38):
might be a bit of sarcasm.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
There, I definitely think so.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yes, Actually I don't know what Mike Patten is like.
I just like looking at him.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh, okay, is that you or hurt?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That's her?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Ye me? How come Wade never rang me when we
were going out. He rang his last girlfriend at seven
thirty am and he couldn't even ring me at all?
What a big jerk? Just say to Wesley, I hardly
ever see you, and I don't feel right about the
whole thing. I reckon, Mike Patton must be a bit
(27:14):
cool at least, but I don't really like guys who slag.
Remember we read he slagged in some girl's mineral water bottle.
That's pretty grass.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And for cultural context, slagging is spitting, not anythings.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Probably read that in like smash hits or yep, something
like that. I used to like the lead singer of
rat Cat, but he's way too old in capital letters.
Plus he's married. He's still cute though he must use
oil of you lan.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Gee. If he wasn't so odd, On'd bang him. Oh yeah,
and he's married too, So that was Simon Day. Yes,
oh rack.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I don't think he's that much older than me, maybe
ten years. It's never stopped me in the past.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well, they they were. They were the first band on
Triple J so and that was still.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
They're still playing every now and then.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, but so the hoody guru, so that's not necessarily
let's have goot doesn't say how old Simon Day is,
but let me look Simon Day. He was born in
(28:40):
Simon Day, rat Cat. Maybe he wasn't that old Simon
Day of Ratcat age. It's going to be interesting now
because nineteen sixty six, there.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You goes a twelve years no, ten years. I can't
count ten years older than me.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Okay, it's twenty four and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
He's way too old. He's only twenty four.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah they when did they were the first ones on
Triple J? Weren't they? That was the first Triple J?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Start?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Well, was it Triple J or Double J? This is
very inside baseball for Australians here, but yeah, let's have
a look. Triple that was Double J would be double
(29:46):
Let's have what's the first.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Talking about radio stations for you people who aren't Australian.
Triple J was kind of this stuff that they wouldn't
play on mainstream radio much.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, why why do I think it was rat Cat?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Who was it?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Twitch? Then you the new station was call signed Double J.
First broadcast, Oh, Brockman launched the station's first broadcast for
the words wow and We're away and then you then
(30:41):
kid skyhooks. You just liked me because I'm good in bed.
The choice of the song was the station was significant?
But uh, let me just why am I thinking rat Cat?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Or maybe it was one of the first ones anyway,
I yeah, maybe I just believe something that maybe that
was that or rage or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, well, so apparently I think he's too old. So yeah,
I used to like him, but he's still cute. And
Oil of You Land, of course, is now Olay. Yes,
it went from Oil of You Land to Oil of
Ola to just Ola.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
My nana used to use the original Oil of You Land,
the pink beauty fluid.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Okay, all right, I understand.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yes, yes, all right. Saturday, December fifteen, nineteen ninety eight
O eight a m. Dear Diary. I keep dreaming about
Kevin Arnold almost every single night. I don't usually write
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about it because he's usually only in it for a
There's a typo here. It's says he's usually he's usually
only in it for a hoot time.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Well, I'm brand for you at the moment, so.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
For a whole time, for a short time, I think
that's supposed to be. And I only see him, and
I only see him. I don't interact with him.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
But but last night I was in Paul's laund room.
Paul and Kevin were on couches facing each other. I
was standing behind Kevin's couch, leaning over to put makeup
on Paul. Kevin just kept staring at me and smiling.
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Then I put the makeup down and held his hand.
Then I kissed him. It was so good, right, no
question about why I was putting makeup on Paul. So
that's just a normal everyday activity.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You're also dreaming that the Wonder Years, so I sort
of left the rationale questions to the side of it.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I didn't think I would dream about him, actually, because
I haven't been watching The Wonder Years much lately. And
then in brackets horrors.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
It's a sign to go back. You're gagging for some
Wonder Years.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Sunday, December sixteen, nineteen ninety two point fifty six pm,
Dear Diary, Ordinary days. So far Tully is sitting on
my knee chewing this diary to pieces. Birds are good
at that.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
She's hard keeping track of all your animals.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, just Tully with my little peach face.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
It's even hard to keep track of all your animals now. Yes.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Tuesday December eighteenth, nineteen ninety eleven forty eight pm, Dear Diary,
Quite a good day. I had fun. Saw Kimberly, that's
Mike's girlfriend. She gave me a present of floral note box,
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so it had like Mimo paper, like loose leaf Mimo
paper in it. Oh yeah, it's really nice. I lined
it with scentered paper. I write all my heavy thoughts
in it from seven thirty pm to eight pm while
I'm sitting on the back.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Fence, classic classic iconery. So yes, I.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Don't think I kept any of those pieces of paper.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Though, can't get another drink? Sorry, no, gosh, sorry, what
do you think?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
This is bush week?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yes it is. We should we should have like a
bushwek on finally the day has come. Yes, it is bushworky.
It's our version of the Purge. Everything is bush bak.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I saw this television program called Cops.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh god, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
It was about drug busts, raids, findings, and airports. I
also saw my first real dead body.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Huzza.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Remember that it was one that had been in the water. Okay,
they blurred out like the face and stuff, but you
could still see like a bloated this colored body.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
It was. I went very hard on my summer body.
Don't talk about it like.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
The show was good, but it scared me and made
me feel sick.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yes, oh was that from the diary or was that
you just additorial? Was it that was.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
That was the diary. Okay, cool, Yeah, I'm making Mum
and Dad coupon books for Christmas, twenty coupons each.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
What do they get?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
There were things like, you know, coupons for a car wash,
like I would wash their car in exchange for the coupon.
Stuff like that Christmas present you make when you don't
have money to buy Christmas presents.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Not like I promised not to be a ship for
a couple of days or something.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
No, No, that's us think a bit too much. We
had oh what was the program we had on our computer?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
It was a graphics one publisher or it would have
been what not word? What years is?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We'd had this program for a while and you could, No,
you could make them like greeting cards and banners and
posters and.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Stuff with it for mat printers and stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yes, yeah, I'm going to have to look that up
so I remember what the program was. But yeah, I
would have used that and then like printed it out
and cut it up and probably colored it in and
made a little book. Okay, I don't remember either of
them ever, for they never used any other vouchers.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
That's the question.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Mike is writing me a song? It's really good.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Thursday, December twenty, nineteen ninety eleven, two am, Dear Diary,
I feel a bit off today, so I'm staying in bed.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Isn't that you every day around the shot?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah? Pretty much. I rang Blake Grantly last night to
tell him not to come around today. He was somebody
who was in my grade, and I guess I've missed
out the fact that he was meant to come and
visit me. M I rang him last night. I started
feeling sick last night. He said near the end of
(38:53):
the conversation, so you're not going out with anyone? Hey?
And I said no, and he goes, well, would you
go out with me?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Can I buy a ticket on the bank bus?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
It came as quite a shock, and so did he No.
I told him no because I like someone else.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Oh see, missed opportunity, because in three or four entry
Diary entries time, you're going to be fanging over him
like something like no one's business.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
And it would just be remember the older man.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah, what's the frequency, Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
So so I said I like someone else and he
said who is he? And tried to find out.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
But he's calling you on your shit. Really, he's like here,
I am put my heart on my sleeve, going, look,
I'll have a crack if you want it right around
town as you're fanging for it. But nah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
But there's this older man who I'm sure likes me,
you know.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
This morning, at about seven forty five am, Virginia sang
rang me. That's one of my interstate friends. We only
talked for about five minutes, but it was great to
hear from her.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
It probably cost forty six dollars to do it.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, for five minutes. Cleo has been a real solk,
following me around, sleeping when I sleep, getting up when
I do. She is so cute. All I've eaten today
is a few crackers, but really I couldn't handle anymore.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
So you're boohooing a dog for essentially being a dog
my cat?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:39):
My cats?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
I think I mean sook is a term of endearment.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, I was about to say, it's like cookie baby,
Hey cat, how dare you be a cat? A cat?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah? See you later.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Saturday, December twenty second, nineteen nine, eleven thirty two pm.
Dear Diary, Kenneth likes Kimberly.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
That's not great.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
No, it's a bit of a love Giangle Square Rombus
something like that. Yeah, speaking of Kimberly, she thinks Mike
spends too much time with other girls, for example, Naomi
and Shona. Okay, but they're just like skating friends, and
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Kimberly didn't often go skating, so Mike would be working
out there and chatting to Naomi and shown on and me.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
So do we do we like her? Is she going
to turn out to be the villain in the story.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
We like Kimberly, but she's just yeah, she thinks she's
just else. Yeah, a little bit of jealousy.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah, Well, Mike's a bit of a dish. So you never.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
I found out that.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I'm not suggesting I'm not suggesting hev your first boy
like that. So you didn't probably have to dunk so
hard on go there. I'm not and I hope you
didn't go there too. But it's also you didn't have
to sort of give him a little backhand on the
way out.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
That's what sisters do, I know.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
But it's sort of like he's sitting next somewhere and
he's just like, it's not something clipped the back of
his ears, gone, what was that? What am I? Dad?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I found out that youth group Carol Singing is in
a hospital. I don't want to go now.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Because you're a heart person.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
No, I think because of my like fear of like
sickness and vomiting and stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
You're not down with the people. You're not down with
the sickness, not at all. I don't know what that's from.
Well when I was the cultural reference.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
It's a song by system of a down Yes, yes, okay.
I don't think I should go Carol Singing anyway because
Shona is coming with me, and that means she would
have to be around Kimberly. Okay, it might be a
bit of a bitch slappin'.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Although that at a hospital, so it's the best place
to do it.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
True. Clint bought himself a wallet. I'm so mad because
I bought him an initial one for Christmas. I hate
it when that happens. Twenty second of December is a
really bad time to be buying yourself anything. But just
in case somebody gets that for you for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Why are you buying him the wallet?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Because he's like one of he's like my other brother. Okay,
all right, remember he's our border.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, I just yeah, but also you have.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Okay, yep, Okay, it wouldn't have been expensive if it
probably would have been like two dollars from Pick and
Save or something.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Okay, but it's initialed, so that's offense.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Yeah, I got presents from Jeremy and Matthew. Mike says,
I will have to wait for my song to be
finished when he gets back from the beach. Okay, so yeah,
I guess he's gone on a holiday. Then we have
an undated entry, but I'm guessing it's Christmas Day because
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it says Christmas present list.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, from Mum and Dad.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
A black bed sheet set, a double bed quilt set
black with flowers, a black and gold bedside lamp, a
framed Harley poster, and some lollies. Okay, so from Mike,
(45:02):
Harley Davidson T shirt from Nanny and Graham's twenty.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Dollars Classic but Always Welcome, yeap.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
From Grandma and Pop Pop. Ten dollars from Clint an
expanding file. Okay, you know the ones that look like
a briefcase. I still use those today.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Just point of inquiry, Why did he think that was
a good present for you.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
I used to keep letters in it.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Okay. Yeah, so it was practical but thoughtful. Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
From Deborah, I got chocolates. From Jeremy a cat calendar
with scriptures on it.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
From because you know Jesus was big on the cats. Yeah,
celebrate celebrate my birth and my coming to save the world,
and also looking.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
To care, looking to care for God.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
So loved that.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I would have gone servant on sermon on the met
well loads and fishes.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yes, we go the fishes. M hmm. From Matthew and
money box in the shape of a jukebox. Okay, so
that was actually pretty cool. From Kimberlely the memo thingy
mm hmmm. From the candles, a pen, notebook, eraser, and
photo frame set okay. And from Showna a Teddy Bear.
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I named it Israel.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
For any particular reason or just because you like the name.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Probably because you know Christmas time talking. Okay, Israel and
all the carol and stuff.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yes, okay, yep.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Wednesday, December twenty six, nineteen ninety at ten o six
a m. Uncle Perry, Nancy and Pierce should be here
in about an hour.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Uncle Perry is one of my mum's brothers. Yes, and
they're his two oldest kids.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Okay, I understand.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
And Auntie Glenda and Uncle Bert at about three o'clock, Oh,
big crowd. So Uncle Perry and the kids were coming
up from interstate. But Annie Glenda and Uncle Bert only
lived like an hour and a half away. But Arnie
Glenda being Mom's sister, it's probably a good time for
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her to come visit and see her brother while he
was visiting.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Understand those type of those type of things things.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Well, yeah, I slammed my finger in the door when
I was rushing to close it so the ginger tom
cat didn't come in the house.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Oh I hate doing that.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah. Probably it was a sliding door, that one.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
So oh yeah, they have some weight behind him when
you get him going, it would have been out. G
My finger is hurting in sympathy from all that time.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Ago thinking about it. Yeah, Kenneth was in my dream.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Okay, m.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Nothing happened, unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Wait, don't let you don't let your dreams be dreams
ride that d do you.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
I'm just thinking about band dream yes, new context, okay,
all right, I can't wait until he finds out. I
like him.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Have you tried telling the human that you enjoy his
company as if?
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Okay, I had to get somebody else to do it.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Oh sorry, I was not having romantic relationships when I
was your age. I'm not o fay with all the
ins and outs of how they actually caught in these times.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
My room is looking excellent. I guess I've set it
up with all my new bedding and whatnot. There's black everywhere.
I think my parents are weakening about me painting my
ceiling black, especially Mum.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
So you're entering your emo phase.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yeah, I desperately wanted a black ceiling. I might get
more presents today, Okay. I'm going to buy either Electric
Youth or Mariah Carey's CD with my Christmas money brashes
mm yep, most likely. O. I've been reading Mum's old
(50:03):
Sunday School book Bible Stories for Children. It is so excellent.
I still have that because Mum gave it to me.
She won it she was in Sunday School or some
kind of award. Okay, And on Christmas Eve. When I
was a kid, I always used to like to read,
(50:24):
like the Birth of Jesus part of it, and I
didn't often read anything else in it, but I obviously
decided this time that I would keep reading the rest
of it.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Well, it's kind kind of the point, yeah, I kind of.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
It was one of those children's books from like older
times that had mostly it was just text with the
odd line drawing, but then you had those color plates interspersed.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Oh yep, with the rest of it. Yeah, but hadn't
got that problematic yet. No, are some of the depictions
that I've seen inside. Let's you say Egyptians the word depicted.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Well, no, no, they were not. I can't wait to
see Nancy. She's around shown as age, I think, so
I've obviously not seen her for a while. Can't even
remember how old she is. I put the picture of
Virginia sent me in a new photo frame, which goes
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excellently with the color of the pattern on my new quilt.
Color instead of black for my vertical drapes, I might
get peach to match the flowers on my quilt.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
That's a that's a very ungoth color skime.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah. I actually ended up getting a dusky pink because
there were also that color flowers on my quilt, so
it was mostly black, and then I had like a
floral trim with like white peach and pink flowers.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Because isn't the convention usually to go something like purple.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah, but my parents picked it out for me. Yeah.
I was probably just stoked that it was mostly black.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, see if I can find a picture of it
to show you. I got the Degrassy books earlier in
the week. I finished reading them already.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
So they were I can't remember if I've talked about
them before or not. They were like spin off from
the show.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
So they kind of told the same stories that were
in the show, but with a little bit more detail inside, No,
but more inside the character's head. They were in first person,
so you could kind of get more of an idea
of what they were thinking. Okay, and they went through
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that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
I love Kenneth, of course, of course, nothing if not consistent.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Later, Nancy and I were sitting on the bus stop
tonight when Joseph would burn and two other guys came past.
Joseph stopped to say gooday, then they left, and one
of the guys accidentally smashed a bottle when he kicked it.
So Dad went after them and made them come back
and clean it.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Up, Classic Dad, Classic Dad.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
Ye later they came back again. One of the guys said,
he's Joseph's brother. He's so cute.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, they wanted to smash a bottle.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Not spin the bottle, smash the bottle.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah, well they skipped to the good part.
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Yeah, we're going to the Plaza tomorrow and on their
way back, we're going to stop at Matthew's and then Joseph's.
Both lived sort of in between. Okay, it's two places. Shit,
his brother was so cute. He had black hair and
cool clothes.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Is this real? Is this like three weeks after you
like what I said, where you've you've sworn off something,
and now suddenly three weeks later you're.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Like, yeah, let's go possibly.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Okay, yeah, if not nothing, If not consistent.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
He's a real idiot and runs out into the road
and all that. It's attractive.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
I guess, okay, if you like that sort of thing,
and apparently you do.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
I still like Kenneth, but bloody hell, I never see him.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
No, because you're too busy fanging over other people's brothers.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Thursday December twenty seven, nineteen ninety eleven two am. It's
only eleven am and it's already a bloody scorcher. We
sat out at the bus stop, but it got so
fucking hot we had to come back in.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yeah. I remember those summers, so.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Yeah, be outside for five seconds too hot, go back inside.
This guy on a trail bike came around the corner,
saw us, smiled, chucked a wheelly and went onto the
other side of the road to overtake a car. Bloody
moronic show off.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
I'm going to fuck him next week.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
See it's okay if you run out into the road,
but not if you chuck a wehely on your trail.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
He's got a motorbikes.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
That's an instant Oh okay, okay, Saturday, he probably thought.
I probably did.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Oh god, I can't think he's hot, even though they do,
because I can't. I don't know how to how to
live with myself. I think he's hot, but oh yeah,
I would have had to go oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Saturday, December twenty nine, nineteen ninety eleven. Ten, am I
got a bit sunburnt on the shoulders yesterday and a
tiny bit on the face, or wouldn't have been wearing sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Summer sunburns are worse.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yeah, it's like you only wore sunscreen when you went
to the beach, even not even.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
Then, Yeah, only when Mum caught you to put it on.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah. Remember Graham and Mitch from youth camp. They are
in town visiting the bruises, and they came and saw
me yesterday. Mitch still gives rib cracking hugs. Graham is
cuter than ever. He's either engaged or married. Oh well,
can't win them more?
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Question from the gallery? What if he was that part
of the equation he would have had to go if
you said, hey, I'm available. Or was it just like, oh.
Speaker 2 (57:05):
Dn't you because he was about ten years older than me.
Apparently that's okay as long as it's not Simon Day
from Ratcat.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Okay. Maybe you just had more realistic expectations with Simon.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Maybe I did.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
Well.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
He was already, you know, obviously a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
So if he's too old, so I won't bang him.
But this guy, who I hardly know, ye'll have a crack.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah they'll do, Okay. Went to youth group last night.
It was excellent fun. We played heaps of games and
sang a bit. Graham is so cute. I got most
of Kenneth's phone number last night and his address.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
Okay, was it some cryptic thing you had to break
or was it.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Just my guess would be some? But he was trying
to tell me the number by heart but couldn't remember
the whole thing. Okay, Clint is ringing the exchange to
get the rest of his number for me.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Back in the day when you this is the type
of thing you had to do, and.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
Then he's going to ring Kenneth for me. So I
found someone to tell him.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
I guess, if only, if only Kenneth enjoyed hand radio,
if only.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
This should be good. I've liked him for three weeks
and one day. What did you say about three weeks?
Speaker 1 (58:38):
Exactly right?
Speaker 2 (58:42):
And not telling him is killing.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
Me, especially now because he's first in line to get some.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
I think not being able to tell him was a
good thing, though, because it's given me time to think
about it all.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
Okay, yep, that's a solid bit of reasoning.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Mm hmmm. I rang Heath Geraldton yesterday. No one was home.
I wanted to apologize for how I acted last year.
I'll get around to it one day.
Speaker 1 (59:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
So he was the guy, the eighteen year old friend
of my brothers who had dated and who nearly killed
me in his car that time.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
This isn't sketchy dude. Who was? Is this sketchy dude
who took you when you were twelve to the movies?
Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yeah? Yeah, the driver?
Speaker 1 (59:30):
And you're apologizing to him apparently, So why I don't know.
I do not like this.
Speaker 2 (59:41):
It's part of the getting laid plan, just trying to,
you know, get people lined up just in case. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
Okay, I don't like it. I'm gonna put it bold,
bold stance put on record. Don't like it.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
I can't wait to ring Kenneth. I really want to
know what he thinks of me. Okay, Oh, rite more later.
P s. Peers is so bloody funny. So that's my
cousin and he was he is. It's a funny bugger. Later,
(01:00:23):
Mike and Clint are talking to Kenneth at this very moment.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Oh god, my sister really wants to bang you. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Why was my brother always involved in these things?
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I he's a good wingman, but also too he realized
his sister had needs. I don't know, Ill.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
It doesn't sound interesting, dot dot dot and now in
capitals he's coming around now.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Oh okay, and this. You want this, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Okay, a bit excited, I think.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Okay, so yeah, exclamation points, yep, three of them.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Okay, better have a shower and get fresh pannies on them.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
That's where we're going to leave it for this.
Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Ah okay, ah, can I get Can I ask for
a little bit of a sneak preak peak?
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Is it maybe?
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Is is this the time? Or is it is it
cold shower? This type of.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Story I cannot confirm nor deny.
Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Okay, all right, well we'll just have to We'll just
have to hope for the best. I don't it's weird
to say you were fourteen at the time. It's like
wanting you to get your rocks off because that's what
you want to. This is a weird thing to say
out loud as a human.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
It is, Yes, But I guess you'll just have to
wait and see.
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
If only it was medieval times where this was not
and all things, it's like.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Medieval times, it would have popped out five kids, but
now three of them died.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, excellent, very true. All right, Well we're going to
have to all wait for a couple more days and
weeks to find out if this is the the bang
anniversary of something.
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
I don't know, bangsary bang of if we entered the
bang a verse or something so like the wood a
path to birds and in a woods like because honestly,
Kenneth is breathing and he's a human male, so he's in.
Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
He's got a fairly decent chance.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
All right, well I'm going to be waiting to hear this.
Tell everyone about the instagram and so we can move
on and they you record the next episode.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Our instagram is at Diary of my Bestie, where you
can get sneak peeks of the episodes before they happen
and have a little chat about things of the past.
Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
And it is a very good thing to do and
see and all the things are there, all right, Besty, Well,
I'm keen to find out what happens with you and
your horny self. Okay, all right, see everyone later. Bye bye,
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