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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, what's happening now? You're listening to the this, that
and the third podcast or this that and the third
podcast regardless, you know, depending on how you say it,
we like to refer to it as the pod. So
thanks for listening to the pod.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, man, we appreciate that. Sam Patty and show Biz,
Hey man, let's get let's get these things started. First
of all, Bro, a lot of people gave us a
feedback from our podcasts episode four, and they say that
we shouldn't mention the what race are listening because I've
mentioned that we got like x amount of race, this
race we got more subscribers, or we got more white subscribers,
(00:35):
one more Latin, and they told me that I shouldn't
be doing that.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
So now I broke it down with our analytics.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We got regionals, so shout to everybody from Who's beck
and Stana's listening, shot to everybody. We got some more
listeners from Greenland and also a couple of brothers from Cleveland,
so thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah. Most definitely it's just a demographic because then we
know what to talk about, right, So if we we're
just going through it, maybe we should talk about that
on the odd But if there's like, you know, if
there's a lot of Hispanic listeners, then we should talk
about tacos, you know what I mean, Like we have
to know. So it's just analytics.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, that's all. It's all Sam.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You are a father, you have two kids, and you
take care of your kids, right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yes, yeah you do?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, how do you do that? For somebody to know
how to take care of their kids?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
How do you? How do you do that?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
First off, it's like if if they say hey dad,
I'll say what you know what I mean, like, I'll
listen to them and I know that's that's something that
a lot of people don't think about. But you're, you know,
paying attention to them. That's taking care of your kids.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, all right, so that's it. That's a lesson.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, at least like sixty percent of the time if
they say hey dad, at least sixty percent of the
time you say yes, you know, you respawn to them. Okay,
all right, all right, how do you take care of
your kids? Show this?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I don't okay.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's gonna be a long podcast. It's gonna be a
real long post because I'm already irritated. I can't sit
to another. I don't know how long. How long is
our podcast?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Two hours? Two hours?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Like we're gonna do a two hour podcast?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yes we are.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Nobody trying to hear us for two hours.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
There's a lot of time, but the site. Note.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I do take care of my kids. I'm married, I
have two kids of my own, two boys, and Arjen
and Shelton. Salute to them. Very good kids and I
like being in their lives. Although you know, I grew
up without a do you know the father thing, but
I turned out all right. Some people hope that against
you know there, I didn't grow up with the father,
So now I gotta rob you. You know, some people
are like that. Some people are like that. I know
(02:41):
a couple of people like that, you know, something for real,
for real? I know a couple people like that use
it as an excuse.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I mean, it is a big deal, Like if your
dead's not around, that's a big deal. Yeah, affects you.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Mm hmm. There's a lot to unpackling like.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I think I think about it. Can I talk go ahead,
you know, I'm allowed to talk of the but like, look,
if my father would have been around, I wouldn't ended
up on a show with you. You know what I'm saying,
I would have my life together. If my father were around,
I would have had my life together. Not recording a
pod with you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh wow, that doesn't sound like too pleasant. That sounds
like something that is that negative. I can't tell.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
If I had more direct if I had more direction
in life, I wouldn't have ended up with you here
with you. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Is that negative?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, no, no, no no no, I'm just saying, and
it's kind. I just if I would have had some
direction and some health. Oh but here I am.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, that's good to know. Sam.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, thank you Sam for inform me about that. We
have a lot to unpack on the show, a lot
of topics. Hey man, I want to bring you know,
I want to start things off with the return of
the dire Wolf. Now dire wolf just like a regular
regular dog. But I guess it was in See I
got the word extinct. It was extinct. I was an instinct.
(03:58):
And then I was about to say, think, you know,
justin Templelake. You know what I'm saying, bah bah, I
was like, this dog was instinct.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
All right, you're going way, it's extinct.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That's what I'm saying, they're not.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
They're not around anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But see, like you know how I paused and I
was like I had to get my thoughts together because
I didn't want to say the wrong thing, you know
what I mean? Because you know, Okay, So anyway, so
the dire wolf was around ten thousand years ago and
it was just a white It's just a white little dog.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But somehow, some.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Way, they got a extinct and now they're back. Man,
So let's check out the dire wolf.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Thirteen thousand years after the last dire wolf walked the earth,
scientists say they've now brought them back. Here's our chief
national course, by the backup, and with the video tonight,
that's a dire wolf right tonight.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I how, thirteen thousand years in the making. In a
first for science biotech company Colossal Bioscience, it says it
brought the extinct dire wolf back to life, a species
that hasn't walked the earth since The Stone Age.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Wolf is the first the extinct species.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Well known from HBO's hit show Game of Thrones. ABC
News given exclusive access into Colossal's lab in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Of course, yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You you can't tell the difference of between that and
a pomeranium.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You can't tell the difference.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
It looks like a regular wolf, but they're pretty big.
They get like there are a couple of hundred pounds
or I don't know, there's something. They're pretty big wolves,
is the thing. They're not really small. So, but it's
what's weird is like there are so many extinct animals, right,
and they did this by like getting a skull of
a dire wolf from back to the Day and then
they rilled into it some DNA and yeah, so it's
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I mean, it's pretty amazing, right. So it's kind of
like very Jurassic parky.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You know, bro.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
So, but the thing is like funny to me, Like
they did the dire wolf. But it's like Hill of
Games that Thrones, the like the games throw fans are
going crazy because there was like big wolves in there,
right mm hmm. I was like, of all the animals
they picked, it was the dire wolf, right kind of nerdy?
Is that kind of nerdy? It was just a bunch
of people like, well they were really cool in Games
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of Thrones. It would be cool to have those back.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You can tell that these scientists had to be Game
of Throne fans bro even George R. Martin, the creator
a writer of Game of Thrones, the book, he he's
already met the dire Wolves. They brought him out. He's
the first person to hold him in his hand. He's like,
you know, it's a weird by the side note, Jay,
George R. Martin look weird looking, dude, Man, weird dude, man.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I don't have to start being but you think he
gets chicks?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You think I don't know what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
He wears a little like a cell boat captain hat
and got suspenders.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
It was a weird dude, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Kind of like like look kind of like like it
looks like he smells.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
It looks like he smells.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Does he look like the captain from like Gilligan's Island?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, with the beard and all that.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Like I'm telling you, man, Doug, the creator of I
guarantee you if he wasn't the creator of Game of
Thrones was incredible. He wouldn't pull no, you know what,
he wouldn't you know, he wouldn't be at the Vegas VIP.
You know what I mean real talk. But anyway, back
to the dire will Sam, I think it's dope that
scientists can create something like this to bring something from
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from back in the day. And I know that they're
working on the Willie manmanth and all these different things.
I would like to see these animals thrive again. Yeah, yeah,
so I'm all for it, man. I'm sure that there's
a lot of research behind it. But man, could you
imagine seeing dinosaurs walk again?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Man? Are you and are you ready for that? Sam?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
But who knows? Man, it's didn't we learn anything from
Jurassic Park. What if you bring back like an old
animal back in the day, but then they kind of
I don't know, I have some kind of di well.
I guess they wouldn't have a disease because they're born here.
They would have to catch a virus. But anyways, you
never know. Man, it just seems creepy to me. It
seems like cool that you can do it. But should
you do it? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I say yes, dire wolves are cute. I want one too,
you know what I'm saying, I'll get one. You know,
who knows, like maybe ten years from now that we
can find something at the SPCA, you know what I mean, Like,
who knows.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But wolves, wolves are pretty gnarly. They're really hard to domesticate, right,
because there's still wolves today, they just there's not dire.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Wolves, right, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
So the dire wolves are just Hella bigger. So you
probably don't want Hella dire wolves around.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You see a lot of You see a lot of
wolves in like national parks like Yellowstone that roll them around,
the wolf packs and everything like that. So anyway, shot
to the wolves, Shout to the dire wolves. Shot to science,
sing Shot to science. Right, I love seeing it, Sam,
I'm all for that. So you know, it's Sam. Things
is kind of weird, but I'm all about that.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Sam. Okay, So let's switch gear. Sam. Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So in Russia's a lot a lot of drama happening
in Russia, right Sam, a lot of Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yes, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
So this is.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Balla, this ballerina who has a dual citizen. Ye, she's
being locked up behind bars because she made a donation
the Ukraine, like fifty dollars or something like that. Somehow
Russian caught a wind of that that she nonated fifty
dollars and she got locked up. You can't be doing that.
You can't becoming to Russia all of a sudden, you
all donating the Ukraine. She can't be doing that. So anyway,
(09:19):
she was locked up with Now good news she is free.
And I'm gonna play this clip because they said something
in this clip that I want to ask you about.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, Sam, so chuck us out. Anyway, I'm so happy
that this person is free.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Here we go writing on X quote saying American Senya
Carolina is on a plane back home to the United States.
She was wrongfully detained by Russia for over a year,
and President Trump secured her release. POTUS will continue to
work for the release of all Americans. Carolina was arrested
in January of twenty twenty four in Yakatarineberg during a
visit to see her family. She was jailed for donating
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about fifty dollars to a charity supporting Ukraine on the
first day of Russia's invasion. The court found her guilty
of high treason, sentencing her to imprisonment in a penal colony.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Now now the question is Sam, I was like, have
you ever been to a penal colony. It sounds like
something that you've been to.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I know, hold on, real quick, I knew there had
to be a catch here, like we're gonna talk about
this whole thing just because you wanted to say penal colony,
like you understand, Like I knew, like this story doesn't
seem like something that would catch Shoba's attention. But now
I see that this whole setup we had listened to
a little silly report, had to give your two cents.
(10:31):
I was like, something, something's not right here. Well, there
you have it. Why don't you just you should started
the podcast and stop wasting the pod and don't waste
anybody's time. Just say all these words that you want
to get off your chest, like we'd like to start
the pod penal colony.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Just sing her to imprisonment in a penal colony?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Sam, Seriously, oh boys, have you ever been to a
penal colony before?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Real man?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I want to know something that sounds like something you
will probably enjoy.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No chovis, I've never been to one, but I don't
think it's what you think it is.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You know what I'm saying, You know, my man, I
heard the report. I was like, Yo, I'm glad you're free,
free to Russian. But yo, you know what I'm saying,
my boy saying, be out the penal colony, Like what
is it?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Man?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
You know what I mean? But uh, yeah, so you
you haven't okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, no, no, I know you're trying to check if there's
a plus one. If I had a plus one, go
bab let me tell you Chovas. No, I haven't been.
I don't have any plus ones. And uh, I know
you hella want to go check it out. But I
feel like this whole joke it would have been like
(11:48):
a huge success in like the eighties, you know what
I'm saying, like nineteen eighty five, this joke would have killed,
you know.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
All right, so it's not killing. Okay, well, good to know.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But anyway, so back to the story of the Russian
that's a trip that she I don't even know how
the Russians found out that she donated fifty dollars, That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I was like, how do you even know that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Man, I don't know. They look at her bank records
or whatever I mean she came in. They can probably
look at your credit card whatever whatever technology they found
out and she I'm glad she's back in America and
she can go, you know, put on a little ballet
boots and twirl around. You know, I'll buy tickets. It
sounds like someone she'll be at the essay p Center
in San Jose, right, like like ballets with the star
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featuring in the Russian Who Got Locked Up?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
You know what I mean. She'll do something like that, right, she'll.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I don't know if she good enough. I don't know.
Do they do ballet things at the center.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
No, they do ice skating at the SAP Center. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So I know, I know, I hear what you're saying.
So she's a ballerina, so yeah, no, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Have you ever seen have you ever seen a ballet before?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Haven't seen it? No? Yeah, you know what I have seen.
I've seen the Nutcracker in Oakland.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Of course you have, of course you have.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But it was an Oakland you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Oh yeah, you're some real ones. Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, it was an Oakland ballet, so it was like
a little bit more hood.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It's like it's it's like the Nutcracker to like where
why are they playing Frankie Beverly in Maze. It supposed
to be like the Violin.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
They were like dun dun, du whoa whoa.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Before it was it was it was the Nutcracker, but
it was like also a gospel the gospel theme Nutcracker.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Starring Marvin Sapp and Kirk Franklin.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Mama who let the kids out?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Mama who cracking the nuts.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
At the Paramount Theater in Oakland, Mama who's the Nutcracker?
Mama who sold the Nutcracker at the pond Shop? So
it was it was different. It was the Oakland one,
all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah man. It had
a lot of street cred.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Salute salute to that uh, salute to that ballerina.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Bro Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
So there was a There was another story. I'm just
finding like different stories, Sam that I want to talk about.
There was a story of a girl, a woman who
went to Puerto Rico from the United States and she
brought her support animal with her, and her support animal
is a parrot, right, and she was allowed to go there,
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but she couldn't come back with the parrot. Somehow, some
way they were like, you can't bring the parrot on
the plane, so she was stuck.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
In Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Sam And you know, we'll talk about the support animals
and all the subb but first check out this clip.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
Howard named Plucky but ended up stuck there.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
She says Frontier Airlines letter fly to her destination with
her bird, but would not let them board a return
flight home.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Megan Alexander on some very ruffled feathers. This grandma finds
herself stranded in the Caribbean because the airline won't let
her fly home with her pet parrot. Seventy six year
old Maria Fratturrico flew from New York to San Juan
with her parrot Plucky, to spend the winter in Puerto Rico.
No problem getting there, but when she tried to fly home,
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Maria was told at the airport in San Juan Plucky
wasn't allowed on the plane back home. Plucky is an
emotional support bird and weighs only ten ounces. The African
gray parrot is considered too large to fly on Frontier Airline.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
And that's what triggered me the most.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It was an African parrot, and I think that it
was a little bit of and I hate to say this,
but I think it was a little bit of racism
going on when they found out it wasn't just you know,
a repair from the Caribbean.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
It was an African parrot.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
So you think they pulled the parrot race card?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oh a strong hundred huh.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You're pulling the parrot race card? You think it? You
think it was racism?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Well, we called that National Association of Colored Parrots and yeah, man,
they had a pair with the bow tie saying brothers
and sisters.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
You know what I mean? For real, man, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It was just embarrassing they found they found I think
it was for real, man, And I hate that. I mean,
you know me, bro, I hate to throw out the
racism card. I don't like that, man, But this smells
and feels.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like a bad joke. It smells and feels like a
really bad joke, you know what I'm saying. Okay, you
got anything else? No, But I can't. I can't. I
can't spend another five minutes talking about the African bird. Well,
I want to We're just gonna go round in circles.
Is the race thing? All right? Well?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I want to ask you.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I want to ask you some about emotional support animals
on planes.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Is that a good? Like do you like seeing that
or you don't. I'm sure helps some people.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Here's my day. I'm sure it helps some people, but
it's widely abused and so people could travel with pets.
So it's like, I'm sure that some people need it,
and I know some people can get away with it
because they get a note from the therapist and I
get it, but I don't most people who do it,
I doubt need it. That's what I'm saying. There are
probably some that do. But then here's the thing. Like
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I'm a guy who travels, right, I'm allergic to cats
and dogs, I know, so when there's an animal around me,
it's like, oh, this is bad, Like I you know
what I'm saying. So that's what's That's what people don't
think about all the time, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Like for you that that somebody they that that is
allergic to like animal hairs and all the different things.
What do you do? Do you have to be put
in a different section that when that happens, what happens?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, but yeah, because then I'll have to be moved
and it's just a whole program, you know, m hmm.
Like then I gotta have some other seat. And it's cool,
it's whatever. It's not that big a deal, but it's
still like a little like That's why I think if
you really need the animal, then cool, that's dope. But
it's the people who not everybody really needs it, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Sam, I'm telling you right now, you're just a nice guy.
You should hit these owners that have these animals, the
support animals that come on the plane. You should hit
them with the old hell no, like try say it once,
say it. I'm telling you you don't feel better say
try and say.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Now, oh hell no, see see what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Hell no, that is that good? Did it work?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah? And like yeah, to put a little bit more
base in it.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
But you know, yeah for sure, Oh hell no.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
And try try. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Ain't nobody got time for this that that hey, you
know things, but hey, I just wanted to say. I'm like,
you know, we're this is the pod, you know, and
most of the time we do a radio show, you know,
so this is a little bit different because it's the pod. Correct, Yeah,
so it does a little bit different, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Okay, what's like are you are you being are you
distracted with something like you you know, like, are you
distracted in a certain way or anything like.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
That or no.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's just you know, I just think the things that
we're covering we wouldn't necessarily cover on the on the air.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, well, like I just what is that noise? What
is that noise? What do you have sold or something?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Hey? No, no, what I'm saying. We're not supposed to
drink on the air, but the pod, the rules are different.
Oh now o yeah, we get turned up. We're on this.
This is the pod tall can Yeah, okay, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Congratulations, bro, it's a tall boy. Well thank you dog. Uh. Hey, man,
do you want to hear a story about this mayor?
This is an interesting story to me.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
No, is there any Are there any other stories?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You don't know what the story is about, all right,
but I have feeling. No, man, this is something that's like,
hey man, give it. Okay, here we go. A North
a North Dakota mayor has resigned after he was a
subject of sexual harassment investigation. Tom ross Now, the former
mayor of this town in North Dakota, reportedly sent explicit
(20:19):
new video to a person, a city attorney, just you know,
just after the two officials got off the phone where
they discussed, you know, they just had a phone call
about city business, and he sent the dude, the former
mayor sent a new video to the city attorney. Now
(20:40):
I think that that's not that's that's not the right
thing to do. You think you think, Yeah, and this guy,
this mayor, I'm telling you, this mayor of North Dakota,
former mayor Tom Rawss. He looks just like George R. R.
Martin from Game of Thrones. So no game, older dude,
(21:00):
he got glasses. He was like Cisco and Ebert, you
know what I mean. Like this guy looks all jacked up,
man like he can't pull. He ain't got no bees
or hs for sure. He definitely gonna know bees or
hs like you know, he can get you know what
I mean, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So do you ever look at a man and go, oh,
he has bees on hs?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, for sure, one hundred percent. That person get That
person's rised up. This guy like a straight up creep.
And so it depends on how like if you're super handsome,
you can send a video tool any type.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Of not really I don't know anybody tread lightly here. Okay, Yeah,
I hear what you're saying, though. I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
But you gotta be like super duper handsome sometimes. But
if you catch the vibe from somebody, if you catch
a vibe like, oh my god, you're so good or hey,
you know, hey cute, whatever, you got to catch the
vibe from somebody, you just can't send anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I would say, even if you're catching a vibe, you
probably just don't want to do that in general. Yeah,
unless you're already like in a relationship with that, right, Yeah, Sam,
even if you catch good energy, I just don't think
it's a It's never a good thing to do.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And I'm glad that this mayor from North Dakota minnote
North Dakota stepped down because you're not supposed to do that,
and it was wrong for him to do with that.
Being a grown ass man sending videos of himself to
a city attorney man is very disgusting and I think
that he needs to be uh held accountable for that.
How about that?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Sam?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Okay? Good? If you do you think if you were
better looking, would you do that more often?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
No, I'm married, Bro, I ain't gonna time for that.
I mean, you know, I don't want I'm not I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Talking before that. You know what I'm saying. If you
were better looking, do you think you would have done
things like that?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Bro, I'm already I'm the king of the Rias man.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
You know what I'm saying. Like, I'm already good looking, man?
You know what I'm saying. So I don't know what
you you know?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, I was just curious.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
No, listen, man, but like this, the mayor, like you
think that, like an elected official would have the time,
type of mental capacity to not do things like that.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
That's That's what I'm saying, you know, like that, Yeah,
this is bad judgment, real bad judgment. You're a mayor
thought that was a good idea. He thought that was
a good idea. You couldn't control yourself.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
That's a problem, yeah man? Uh Sam? So okay, so
we we went over what do we discussed today? Sam?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
There was the dog, the penal colony, yep, the parrot.
Uh huh no wait that's not the dog that that
was the parrot we're talking about. Yeah, I don't know
anything else.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No, I just wanted to make sure that we covered
all the bases today for the for the pot Uh Sam.
This might be a little bit short one for us,
but you know, usually we segment this time, we segment
on the show where we talk about the street justice
or what's going on in the streets, like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You you really do like to pretend that you're like
very street wise? You know what I'm saying. No, And
it's like every pod, every pot we even you want
to segment where we talk about what's happening in the
streets or a street culture like you've always very you know,
adamant about trying to get that across.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
It's very important.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean, but for you know, it's important for you
to have street cred. No, I don't care because I'd
like when I when people ask me about you, they go, hey, shows,
is he really likes I've never met him, does he
really likes street wise or he's from the streets? And
I said, is the best way to spread is is
if if Captain Kangaroo were black, that's he's like a
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black Captain Kangaroo. You know what I'm saying, Like, if
you if you know who that is, just envision that.
But if Captain Kangaroo were black, that's showbus. So yeah,
it's an old school reference and I get that. But
you know, perhaps Captain Cank google Captain Kangaroo and it
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will not be a black man. But if that man
were black, that's showbiz. You know what I'm saying. But yet,
and Captain Kangaroo wasn't street by any means, you know,
but Shob is always trying to convince everybody how street
wise he is.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
What I was trying to say, Sam, is that that
you know, I don't have any stories for what's going
on on the streets today. Okay, oh yeah, having these stories.
I wasn't trying to this Captain Kangaroo thing. I don't
know what you're talking about, but I was just trying
to tell you that. But you went on a different tangent.
And you gotta stay focused to what our agenda is, Sam,
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You gotta stay focused, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
No, I know, I was just using that when people
ask me about you if they haven't met you, that's
always what I usually said.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Now, I don't want to break down the fourth wall,
but after the pot we have a meeting, Sam, We're
gonna have a meeting and get this to get this
stuff situated.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Okay, no, no, why what did I What did I
do that was wrong?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
We're gonna have a meeting because we gotta we have
an agenda.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
And I was just trying to help. I was just
trying to help people paint the picture of you who
for those of who don't know you. You know, I
just think that's the best way to just That's how
I've that's how I've always described you for years.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
There's no Captain Kangaroo in our agenda. Sam uh all right,
thank you very very much.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Brother h.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
If he, if he were black, you're the black version
because you don't look like Captain Kangaroo obvious.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Hey man, I know black, all right, I'm Dominican.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
You were You're so dumb, that.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Puppy who said Sammy Sosa.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You know.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Say that I know black man?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh man, Oh, poor Sammy Sosa. That breaks my heart.
That's something you would do because you're gonna be at
the You're gonna be at the Pebble Beach Food and
Wine this weekend, uh huh, and you're gonna be out
there acting like the new Sami Sosa.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I got my outfit ready too.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
What are you gonna wear.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I have a pink I have a pink jacket, like
a suit jacket, pink safe color. Yeah yeah for a
spring you know, I got a white pants, white shirt, sandals,
you know, with no socks.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh no socks. Oh yeah, you can't wear socks, bro,
you can't socks.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
That's a good, nice event out here and there.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
It's a very honestly, it's a very growing and sexy.
Like you could be going to the Pebble Beach food
and wine or to the jazz festival.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
You know you're good, or the Catalina wine mixer one
the other you're you're grown and sexy. Man socks anytime
you don't have socks on them, grown and sexy.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Uh. But like Sam, we don't wrap things up. This
is this that in the third podcast, my name is
show Biz and that's Sam Diggity. I'm at DJ Biz
and I G Sam is at Sam Dignity s A
M D I G G E D Y. I want
to recommend everybody subscribe to Sam. Sam Diggity's only fans
at Sam Undercover where he gets very provocative and he
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has us. Actually he has a sel right now for
those that want to see Sam in that type of way.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
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What is it? What is it? What's the code?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
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Was just just gont.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Go freak like me.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
All right on, Well, we appreciate everyone is tuning in.
This is uh and we all man, this is this
that In the third podcast,