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  🎙 Episode 5 Breakdown – DIS DAT AND THE 3RD PODCAST
  1. Shannon Sharpe Hit with $50M Lawsuit
    NFL legend and outspoken media figure Shannon Sharpe is under fire, facing a $50 million civil lawsuit over allegations of sexual assault and battery. We break down the claims, Sharpe’s response, and the potential fallout in both the legal and media worlds.

  2. Pennsylvania Road Rage Gets Wild
    In one of the most bizarre road rage incidents to go viral, a woman in Pennsylvania was caught defecating on another driver's car. The suspect, 44-year-old Christina Solometo, has been arrested. We dive into the footage, reactions online, and the sheer insanity of it all.

Nick Cannon’s $10M "Family Jewels" Policy
Father of 12 and entertainment mogul Nick Cannon just insured his testicles for a staggering $10 million. Yep, you read that right. We discuss what prompted this, the science (if any), and the internet’s hilarious response.
   
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, what's happening? Welcome back to another edition of This,
That and the Third Podcast. Appreciate checking us out and
welcome back.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It was yeah, we wel come back.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
We know. I just want to address on let's address
something we have had so many people reaching out to us,
like when is the merch store open? When? Am I?
I want a hat that says this, That and the
Third Podcast? But yep, we're still working on some things
with distributor. Just hold tight, the merch store will be
opened soon.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, and chat like hit the hit the emojis? What
emojis that you want Sam to put on the T shirt?
Do you want Sam to have that egg plan emoji
that you guys all talked about last time? And I
agree with that too. Man, that's Sam's favorite emoji. So
if you guys want that, we'll get that, the Sam
Deity egg Plan emoji. All right?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh, and I want to address something else. Can we
just get it out of the way.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
A lot of people think this is a I, that
this is not a real podcast. They think these are
computer generated personalities. This is not AI. We are are
real people.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's right, that's right. We are definitely real people. I
am I am who I am and you are who
you are, and trust me, Sam, I love when you
standing your truth. Man? Is there anything that you want
to anything you want to say? Because I love when
you stand in your truth? Sam? Is there anything that
you want to get off of?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
And I do I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I want to take a moment to say I am heterosexual.
I know that you want to do you want to
do address you know on this on this podcast you
said you want to do a dress sexuality and you
have something to say.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Never say I want to.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I just want to say I am a proud heterosexual
and if I wasn't, i'd be proud of that as
well about it.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
But what do you want to say? I never said that? Sam?
All right? And it doesn't matter whoever, whatever you want,
whatever you are, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Love is love. I
love you, show up is regardless of whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't care. You know what I'm saying. I just
want to.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I will say I support you for whatever you whatever
you're going through. Man, you're my friend. I love you.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Let's report you. That's right? Hey, Hey, Sam, do you
want to get into Let's we haven't had a chance
to talk about Shannon Sharp and Shannon Sharp obviously one
of the biggest podcasters in the game, one of the
biggest sports figures on sports talk show, you know, like
ESPN and stuff in the game, and but he got

(02:29):
hit with a fifty million dollar lawsuit. Sam, that's been
everyone's been talking about it. Sam, what's your thoughts on
the Shannon Sharp do Are you familiar with it or no?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
But I'd rather not talk about it. Can we go
to another subject?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's too late, man, Shannon Sharp. Let's see what's going
on with him.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You have it right here.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's a wild one, So sit back and get ready.
We do have the same law firm that's suing Diddy
as well. It's twenty twenty three. She's nineteen years old
and she's at a gym in California and he's looking
over her. He is just so persistent. She's not interested.
She just keeps coming and coming and coming. He offers
her a contest. Let's see who can get the leanest.

(03:09):
If you win, Jane Doe, I'm gonna give you a
brand new set of fake headlights. She accepts the challenge.
They start working out together, and they even start having
consent together, and the consent goes on and on and on,
and he's dishonest about his whereabouts.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Why would she.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Care where he is when she doesn't really like him
and he's so persistent. But it doesn't end there. The
relationship continues, and also he wants to record their stablish activities.
She agrees to some of the recordings, but some of
them he did without her permission.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
See like, sh an't me messing up? Bro Like, it
was a lot going on with him getting freaky. He
talks about it all the time, about how how he's
less for younger women and all that stuff. Man, so
that that's really hindering. But then the great doctor Umar,
who who doesn't love dot org Umar right his whole

(04:02):
things about snow bunnies and ray basically black men stay
away from white women, which is you know, love for
you love man. You know what I'm saying. I've been
the victim of the snow bunnies as well, you know
what I mean, Like you know, I've been out there
in the snow bunny streets for sure, one hundred percent. Man.
But doctor Umar is giving Shannon Sharp one more chance,
one more chance in the black black community but this

(04:24):
time he has to stay away from the snow bunnies
aka white women. All right, here, we.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Got Shannon Sharp. I'm gonna stand with you, my brother,
Shannon Sharp. I'm gonna stand with you, my brother, on
one condition. I'm getting text messages from all over the
African universe telling me that Shannon Sharp was accused.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Of the unspeakable. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm getting text messages telling me that Shannon Sharp was
accused of the unspeakable. We're gonna stand with Uncle Sha
Shay on one condition, Uncle Shay Shak, no more snow
bunnies after this scandal.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
See looking at Saim and uh, you know, doctor Human speaks.
He's getting texts from all Africans all over the world, said,
doctor Umar, what we gonna do? What we gonna do?
And so he's given Shannon Sharp one more chance lead
a white woman alone.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Right, Lee, So I don't want to even speak on
this one of these things. I know you're kind of
having fun with it, but I don't know the details.
If it was like something serious and then we're over
here joking discounting that. But I it's just it's it's
all sad to me. It's like, how old are you,
Shannon Sharp? How does she like your career is popping,
your podcast is popping?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Like I don't know, Like, what are you doing with
when you're fifty six? What are you doing with a
nineteen year old?

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Shannon Sharp also spoke about that in a recent surface clip.
He talked a day ja aide data age, Well, I
want to date my wage. I finished down night. I
want to date my wage. Where y'all at See he
wants to date his wage because he's getting all that

(06:06):
and getting out of money everywhere. And yeah, I think
that Shannon Sharp. He'll bounce back because he's a talented dude.
But at the same time, man, he he he needs to,
you know, reevaluate himself. Man, you know what I'm saying,
Maybe show up to the Essence Festival in New Orleans
fourth of July weekend. Do you know what I'm saying?
Maybe see Eric Bennet, you know, go to the Eric

(06:28):
Benet shows, uh, Frankie Beverly and may start showing up
to those type of events whereas age appropriate. You know
what I'm saying, Get an all white suit, white suit
or matching what's what outfitshou Shannon Sharps are wearing.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh, lenen, probably I would say linen. Uh huh awesome.
Uh you know like nice short seat, button down, linen,
button down.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Love it? Yep. No socks, no socks, no socks. What
about a Fedora hat.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
For door hat? For sure? Like if sharp pick up
a cigar, you know, good.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Look if he starts showing up to like Charlie Wilson,
you know what I mean, going to all these different
the Charlie Wilson Festival and maybe may you know things
that if he goes to like a John.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
B show, he'll be all right, John Yeah, yeah, all right,
Yeah he can go see John B for sure.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, he needs to start doing that and he'll be
good with getting back, you know, getting back right man,
somebody age appropriate And that's the thing man. You know,
even what.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
If he's like, hey man, I'm gonna go check out
Sexy Red oh and you're like, hey man, it's not
really his agent.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Broo, Nope, stay away from Sexy reds the Stick with
Essence Festival. Stay away from like a Chapelerone concert or
you know, sabring a Carpenter concert. You know what I mean? Yeah,
stay away from stuff like, yeah, yeah, stay away from
the type of events Tate McCrae. Don't show up to
a Tate McCray show.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Not a good look, right now?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, stay with him anyway, stak with Kim k em
if you google Kim Kim stick with Kim all right,
or go to Kirk Kirk Franklin gospel show.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh that would be the best Kirk Franklin in the family. Definitely.
Let's let's let's change subjects, shall we.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Okay? All right? Well anyway, so but back to back
to back to change sharp do you think.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
It's like, yes, we'll change subjects, but okay, we did,
but now we're back to it.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay. He's getting suit for fifty million dollars. Do you
think he should pay it off? Fifty million dollars the cues?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I mean, I don't know, honestly, I don't know all
the like the details Silver Court. I don't know. Fifty million.
That's a lot of money, bro there.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's been claimed that the accuser has it's been to
like that fifty shads the great type of stuff, you know,
with the choking and bondage and all that stuff. And
so there's audio clips of him like I'm gonna choke
you when I see you, but it could be in
the wrong context because she was into that. And there's
also text messages that Shannon Sharp lawyers released saying that

(09:12):
the accuser saying that she wanted to have his quote
black babies. She wanted she wanted she said, I want
all your black babies. Wanted to choke me on.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I know, I know, it's so hard, That's what I'm saying, Like,
you don't even know what to think. You can make
a lot of assumptions, right, but we just don't know,
you know. So it's like it's it's a weird situation.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
In my opinion, I think that this whatever, you know,
if I always stand with the victim, I understand that.
But in my opinion, it seems like one of those
girls that or would use the N word in bed,
you know what I mean? Hey, you black? You black anyway?
You know what I mean? And trouble like it for real?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
In my opinion, Jesus show because we changed the subject.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Is that the thing? What happened? I'm telling you that happen?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Does that happened to you?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
She No, listen, man, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
That sounds pretty outrageous. Has that happened to you? I
haven't been in the snow bunny world in years?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
In years? She let's change the subject that she seems
but she she's sitting in a text message, Hey, I
want your black babies. Who said, why can't you say, hey,
I just want your babies? She said, I want your
black babies.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Because if you're doing the math, you're like, okay, obviously
that's what's gonna happen, but like, why state that? That
seems odd to say that?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Right one d per Man, She's over there, you dirty inward,
you give you in word.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay, you don't know that, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm telling you anything. Channon Sharp loves it. Some say
some say that Channon Sharp is like the sports version
of Terry Crews. You know what I'm saying, you know
what I mean. And Terry Crews is from the you know,
White Chicks with the Vanessa Carlton. You know what I mean.
I could fly until that sky.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
But why is he like that?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well? Oh that character, the character, yeah, the character, Yeah,
you know how he's just kind of like, you know, yeah,
you know what I mean. So people are saying that,
so if if in twenty twenty five, when we start
seeing Shannon Sharp with a daishiki on, He's gonna be back,
all right, my man, gonna be back. Get a daki?

(11:18):
Where can you buy a dayshiki as Sam?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I believe on Amazon? You could probably get them nowadays,
do you? But I think it's more I know, having
fun with the chill. But I think he's in more
trouble than like, hey, just get a dashiki on Amazon
and everyone. It's not really a I don't think it's
a race thing right now, right, No, it's not, but
it could be. But I think when doctor Umar gets involved,

(11:42):
then it kind of turns race thing. But I don't
think the race factor is part part of the equation
right now.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, but you but I think it's gonna be. It's
gonna be evident that it is. Man.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
You know what I'm saying because I mean in some way,
I mean some way somehow I get what you were saying.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
But that's not you know wh When Shannon Sharp first
talked about the allegations, he says that the attorney Tony Buzzby,
who also tried to suit Jay Z. He says this
end quote Tony Buzzby uh, targets black men, wealthy black men,

(12:19):
and so the race factor is going to be in
there for sure. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, I hear, I hear on that point. I hear
what you say.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, for sure, man. And if like I would recommend
certain women for Shannon Sharp, like a like the mom
from the Cosby Show, Felicia Rashad, you know what I mean, Like,
get somebody like that, man, or the girl from the
you know, like like Tsha Campbell from Martin You know
what i mean, Get somebody like that.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Man.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Leave them young girls alone, man. You know what I'm saying, Like,
leave them alone, man, somebody over thirty, somebody that got that.
The kids are just graduating in high school, you know
what I mean, because you're fifty six years old.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Definitely.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
I mean, I'm just saying, Sam, it's a lot here.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
It's a lot going on, and it's it's yeah, it's
a lot going on.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Hey, okay, so enough of these allegations. I don't want
to talk about this court proceeding in. These just starting depressing.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
It's depressing and it brings me down to But that's
why I'm like, hey, can we talk about something else
for the podcast and then I know to beat negative energy.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, no, I agree with you, Sam, I agree with you.
It's the court and the trials and is getting suited.
It's like, I don't want to talk about that either.
But anyway, I don't want to be court. I don't
want to be court TV. You're right, that's how I feel.
Switching gears.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
The Diddy sex trafficking trial, the rap? Wait, what are
you lying now?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
This one I want to talk about. This is what
I'm interested in. The Diddy rabbit hole, that's a whole
different thing. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Did he just gotten a small win in a sex
trafficking trial? The rap? Mogo will be allowed to dress
how he wants to during the whole thing. He's not
wearing the county orange outfit. He got the goat go
ahead from the judge. They said he can wear a
suit and he doesn't have to wear the orange. I mean,
you know, I don't think I don't like when you

(14:04):
see somebody in the orange outfit in court. You already
look like you're guilty. You know what I'm saying. So
just get a suit, you know what I'm saying. I'm
not sure how expensive it is. But hey, man, I'll
tell Diddy, you know all the money has stopped right now,
you got no money coming in. I said, get a
suit from like Burlinton Co Factory.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm sure. I'm sure he has like a Seawn John
suit or maybe like a Shawn John hoodie. But he
said no to the plea deal. He didn't want the
plea deal. So it's going to court right.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, for sure, and it's about to start. And so yeah,
he rejected rejected that plea deal. But you think a sean.
I don't think he should wear the sean because Kanye's
been wearing the Shawn John stuff and it's not it's
hasn't been looking well, you know what I mean. Like
he's been wearing that proudly. And so I wouldn't wear
the Shawn John stuff. I'll get a suit from like
Ross somewhere, you know, even like Macy's. Like if they

(14:57):
have like the Memorial Day sail at may Sees, you
know what I mean. Remember they used to have that
like free Will Lamb callm Paris. This suit is free
Will Lamb cam Paris, all right, And so I would
say that do you think Diddy's guilty and not guilty. Sam, Seriously,
I think you want to see it.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
It doesn't look good. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't
look good. And then he already has he's on video
with the whole Kazi thing beating her up, so his
credibilities out the door. It shows he's violent and I
don't know, it doesn't look good for him. And then
his lawyer that he had the lawyers like yeah, I'm
good man. He had to go get another lawyer like
I want no part of this.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, it doesn't look good for Diddy, but he has
lawyers he has. I think he just got like I
think asap Rocky's lawyer on his on his team too,
and so he's pretty good. He got asab Rocky off. Okay,
but that's a different attempted murder.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
But that that's even like asap Rocky's case is totally
different than Diddy's case. Diddy's case is wild.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Oh yeah, I totally know.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
And uh, but at Rocky's thing was like one one
accuses of one thing.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
He tempted murder, Okay, a big one.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
But but you know, I'm not saying that it's not
a big deal, but I'm saying it was one you're
getting them off of one accusation. Yep, did he has
a list?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
But so okay, So once again, man, I'm I'm kind
of over all this, these allegations in court and all
that stuff. Man, So I don't want to even talk
about it anymore. Man, I think we should move on
for this that and.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's just negative energy. I want to talk about it like, hey,
what did you think of good Burger too? You know,
like something more positive?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
You know this is just.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
The negative of the court cases. I'm you know, I
don't want the podcast to be all this negative energy.
It's I know you love it, but it's not.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
My I don't love it. Okay, Russell Brand, actor that
Sam loves, appears in court right now for our word
and and uh and some assaults going on in in
the court room in London.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
First of all, okay, real quick, you do love it?
Did I ever say I love them? Like? I've never
said that in my Forgetting hold On? He was in
the movie. I liked what I'm saying. I'm not saying
I like him or don't make him. I've never we've
never had a conversation about that, and I've never mentioned
his name. I'm not saying I don't like him, but
I'm not saying I do. Yeah, these accusations, I feel

(17:19):
that you try to pay into this picture and have
a false narrative of who I am. I don't like it, Yo, Okay,
all right, nothing against the guy. I don't know. He's fine.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Allegations. He has some allegations out there, man, say say
he violated some she violated some horrible things between nineteen
ninety nine and two thousand and five, you know what
I'm saying, And accused of groping women without their consent,
and you know, and all these different things, like you
know you don't be doing that Russell Brand. All right,

(17:53):
that's why I don't watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall anymore. I
took that off my list, man, I took that off
my Netflix watch list. Whatever it is, man, I just
canceled it. It's got canceled. Okay, yep, I canceled. I
canceled all of them, canceled, Diddy, canceled, Shannon Sharp, everybody
canceled until they until they're not guilty verdict. Everything canceled. Yeah, man,

(18:16):
So we canceled all of them. So hey, Sam, can
we have a little bit of fun. I got a
good story for you.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Honestly, enough of the accusations. I can't show business. I can't.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Let's have a little fun, Sam. Okay, yes, can we
talk about Okay, you're gonna love this, Sam. All right.
So this woman pooped her car, pooped on her car
hood in a road raid incident. Okay, a road rage
incident in Prospect parking in Philadelphia. Have people grow stout one.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
This is a good story. This is positive energy.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
One car cut another one off at the intersection and
the female driver out of one of the cars walked
over and pooped on the hood of the other vehicle.
Whoa damn damn. She was like, oh, that's some road
rage right there, and yes, it was caught on video. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Her name was Christina sol Solo Mento. I don't know
if she's that's not a black that's not a black name, man,
I said, that's not a black name, Sam, Christina Solo
Solo Mento, Solomon, I don't know. I was like, please,
don't don't know. All of a sudden, I'm responsible, I said, hello,

(19:37):
please don't be because you know, man, it's always black
people be wilding out all over the internet. It's all
these different things, you know what I mean. I'm like,
oh man, and I'm reading this, I'm like, please, don't
be a system man, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
But we don't know. The verdict is still out. We
don't know. And I hear what you're saying. It sounds
like it could be.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I don't know. I'm saying. Apparently she was arrested and
she told the cops it was clean poop.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
What does what does that even mean?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
She said was clean, it wasn't dirty. So let me see.
Let me see a picture of Christina. Oh oh no,
I'm looking. I'm looking at a picture of Christina. No,
not the picture of poop. Well solo mento. Oh man.
She looks very European, very European. Oh yeah, oh man,
it matters. I don't know why it matters. I do

(20:24):
cares no because say, looking, you're in a clear and
I'm in a clear. Okay, we're good, because things.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Like that start to hurt when I, you know, walk
outside exactly, people are thinking I'm in a poop on
a car, like, oh, that's what those people do.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh man, she's blind, hair, big blue eyes.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
She we're in the clear. We're in the clear.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, she's a little thick too. Man, It's not like
that's that's nasty.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Have you ever done that before?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Old man, I'm looking at the picture of Christina solo Mento. Yeah, man,
she like it. I'll take that as yes. Yeah, have
you ever done that before? She looks like the girl
from Wilson Phillips. Man, you know what I'm saying, the
thing and no time I'm gonna say goodbye the chunkier one. Listen, man,
I don't discriminate. You know what I'm saying. You said it,

(21:13):
I did it, all right, you know what I mean.
I'm not trying to I don't know. I'm not saying
not bad. We're both the men in particular size. I'm
just saying that there was anyways. Anyways, she looked that. Yeah,
she looks She definitely thinker than the snicker and she
did that. That's a damn shame, man, that's a damn
She is my mom, grandma, my ancest will all say
that she is straight nasty. You don't do that. I'm

(21:35):
gonna pull in some mother's car. That's just nasty, and
so she should be shamed of herself. I say, lock
her up. Christina solimento. Lock her up, man, but first
put her in the bath. First to put in the shower.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
You might have you ever done? Job? Is listening to me?
I've asked you three times. Have you ever done that
on a car?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
No? I haven't.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
You've done it at a friend's house. You put it
at our friend's house and you want to stop Budy
use the bathroom. But he wasn't home. Shout out to
Bobby and then yeah, he just went in his front yard.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's fact, Sam. I definitely did that. It
was Thanksgiving a long long time ago, and hey, man,
something I'm not proud of. But I really had to go.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
So when he had to pick it up, he had
to pick it up with a shovel. Yeah, we had
to go to his back came home and he was like,
wait a minute, what is why is there? That's a bad.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Look because he wasn't there, and I had to, like,
you know, I really had to go, and it was
like it was a life or death situation. So I
just I just went by his guardenias. You know he
had a little guardenias or daisies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And
I went over there and handle my business and stuff.
Like that. So there's nothing now I'm very proud of.
To keep in mind, that's like twenty some years ago

(22:44):
something like that. It's a long time ago, fifteen years ago,
and I'm not proud of that. But it did happen,
and I can move on, you know, we can move
on from that. Yeah, but have you ever done something
like that?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
No? I just did my pants a few times. But
that's about it.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh oh man, Like this is in the recent years.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Oh no, this is when I was young.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Okay, what was the situation, our scenario.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'd rather not get into it.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Okay, were you playing baseball? Was it one of those
things where you're playing baseball?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I told you, yeah, I was playing baseball, and yeah
it was pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Okay, okay, so what happened?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I did not talk about it. You had to turn
the outfield. I was waiting for the end of the inning,
and then I thought I could make it, and I
couldn't make it. It was just it was what are you
gonna do? You know? All right? And then you know that,
and then I did it. And then I'm sitting out
there waiting like for the inning to be over, and
I'm like, hey man, they don't. I hope they don't
hit the ball this way because I'm not really ready to, like,

(23:43):
you know, be aggressively chasing the ball. I'm not in
that positioned.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
And then it was like, okay, when it happened, what like,
what did what's your mom there? I mean, you know,
did you have to go? You went straight to the bath,
to the or shower or what happened? What was after?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
No? You know, it was an uncomfortable car ride home
and coach I got I gotta go, Sam, Sam, he's
leaving the game early and everyone knew why oh wow,
and uh yeah, man, it happens.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
All right. Well, hey man, I'm glad that you are. Are
you traumatized by it?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Now? That one was fine? Which one are you talking about? Oh?
There was the other time at the at the baseball picnic.
They're both Little League related, but yeah, I was at
the picnic. That one happened. That one no one even
knows to this day. I got away with it, like
I felt like, you know, I felt like at the
end of Ocean's eleven, and you feel like, wow, they

(24:42):
just got away with this. Oh yeah, I put yeah,
I pulled. I pulled my pants at a Little League
picnic and I got away with it. Oh nobody knew
it was genius.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh wow, Yeah, that one.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I still feel like I'm I think it was weird
because it was. Although it was a little traumatic, I
feel like like I got away with that, so I
feel like kind of good about it.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh man, Well, congrats bro, all right, I'm glad you
get a chance to relieve the relive these moments.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Hey man, you're trying to say you've never pooed your pants?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah? Never, you know what I'm saying, never, even when
you were a kid. No, No, I don't do that.
I'm I'm a responsible I as a responsible kid, responsible
adoll Man.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah, I kind of have a feeling you're lying to me.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
But it's all right, you know never. All right, I'm
believe it at that. Uh. California has to create new
license plate combos because the current one is tapped out.
That means that the state would have to update this
license plates. Since nineteen eighty, the place has used a
format with one number followed by three letters, then three

(25:49):
more numbers. The system is expected to run out of
options in twenty twenty six. The new place would have
three numbers, three letters, and one final number and the
new format that should provide plenty of combinations to last
over a decade. All right, who cares about that? I
guess I do. But I love how. I love how

(26:09):
people can be creative with their license plate numbers because
they can come up with certain words as very offensive
or derogatory or whatever, and then they'll get caught out
on it, you know what I'm saying. So you know
they'll turn the six into a G you know what
I mean, or something like that. So shots to everybody
has like creative license plates. Man, I'm a big fan
of that. Man, Like, you know, a five five can

(26:32):
be ass, you know what I mean. So it always
makes me laugh. You know, I always put a smile
on my face. So the more the merrier, you know
what I mean. You put your what's your license plate?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Sham my license plate number?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Why do you want my license plate number? You're not
supposed to post that because then people would be able
to go online and do something. I don't know what
they do, but maybe find where I live or something.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I think your likes to play. Listen W eight number four,
W eight number four, don't tell me, okay, Sam? W
eight number four.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hey, how long is it gonna take you to figure
this joke out?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Come on, I mean, come on, if you had a
joke ready to go find now you're sitting there trying
to figure a joke out. Hold on? Wait?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Oh you ate?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh you ate?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeh W eight number four s okay, W eight number four,
see okay, okay, yeah sures okay, okay, right, get it right?
Is that right? W eight number four? See okay? Wait

(27:51):
that means wait for holy wait, Okay, she'll biss. Let's
hate you know what? Just press the elite on this
whole podcast. This has been just a bust. This whole
podcast has been a bust. Oh Lee, Sam, who's going
on with Sam Dady? I have no idea, man, uh Sam.

(28:13):
I saw a movie recently. I saw the new Marvel movie.
It is called Thunderbolts and it stars Florence Pugh and
Julie Luis Dreyfus, who was veep or from stein Lane
from Steinfeld was in it. I thought it was The
movie was dope. Man. It showed different, you know, it
was a different type of Marvel movie because it wasn't

(28:33):
like a bunch of the like the incredible Hulks and
all that stuff. It was completely different, but I really
liked it. Man, it's getting some good reviews Rotten Tomato.
So shout out to Marvel for having something different this.
They're starting a new wave of Marvel films, and I
like where they're going with this one. So Thunderbolts, all right, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Gotta check out. I was gonna check it out. I
went to go see Sinners. I know it's a couple
of weeks late, but dude, Sinners was really good.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Man, Yeah, man, sin It was awesome. Yeah, Sinner's was awesome. Man.
I enjoyed Centers a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
You know, uh, the way they shot it too. It
visually was excellent.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
It was a good movie. The casting was good, the
acting was good. Like it was good. I know, sometimes,
you know, you overhype movies, you know, yeah, for various reasons.
But sometimes I could see a movie and I go,
show business is really going to hype this one up.
I don't want to get into why I think that
he would do that, but certain movies, I think there's
just something about it that I know that shows is

(29:34):
going to overhype, you know. And so with this one,
I was like, oh, the show is going to go
over hype it, but delivered. This movie was like it was.
It was really good. I enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
It was dope because it's from Oakland. You know, the
directors from Oakland. So you know, I'm very proud of that, man,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I know. So I was like, Oh, even if it
wasn't that good, you would have over hyped it. You
would have hyped it up anyways, even if it wasn't good.
But what I'm saying is delivered, it was still really good.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, man, So shot the centers. I'm gonna watch it again.
By the time we're filming this, are we recording this
podcast in May, they're gonna show it. It's coming back
to theaters that in the middle of May and San Francisco.
So I can't wait for that. Bro. Hey, Sam, we
just talked about the woman that was caught pulling on
a car and one of the homies just sent me
this man, this is some audio from the news clip.

(30:19):
Here we go, let's check it out.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Situation in delco By. Now you've seen the video. It's
splattered everywhere. The video that is the police charging the woman.
They say defecated on another driver's car. It's always awkward
when news anchors have to say the word defecating. But yep,
here we are tonight. This is the ten o'clock News.
I'm Jason Martinez, I'm John Timmany police say it all
started with a case of road rage that quickly escalated

(30:44):
into a shocking scene where Chris O'Connell is live for
US tonight in Prospects Are and Chris the strange case
has a lot of people asking a simple question why.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
Yeah, a strange case to say the least guys.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
In fact, so strange.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Many people people thought this story was fake, but according
to a Prospect Park police, the Delco pooper is all
too real and she's under arrest tonight.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Good she tells what happened.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
The lady chase me.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
She chased me and I answered, as with hack.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
That is forty four year old Christina Solomeadow being put
into a Prospect Park police car. But you may know
her by this now viral video.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Oh oh my god.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Police say the Ridley Park mother is the woman seen
getting out of her car and yes, defecating on the hood.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Of the car of another woman.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
She's seen getting right back into her black Nissan we
saw parked outside of her home tonight.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
They were both headed in the same direction.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
They both lived not far from one another, and the
woman in the dark car car thought the one was
following her, which was actually just going home.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
The incident happened Tuesday evening near the corner of Fourth
and Madison, half a block away from a Little League
field where oh my co defecator video has left some
neighbors speechless.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Oh man, she bent over and touched her toes and
let it go right in so little Oh my god,
this is the most disgusting thing I've ever I know.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
But here's what's crazy. Like back in the day, I
don't think this would have made like the nightly news, right.
This would have been like chalked up as like some
crazy scene. Now I feel like everyone like it just
you know what I'm saying to hear, like legitimate news
reporters going, it's splattered everywhere.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
It did, It did splatter everywhere.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I know, I know. I'm just saying like times have changed,
like everyone's trying to get views and ratings, and I
don't know, back in the day, I don't think this
would have made the news.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, no, I agree. Man, I'm gonna read a couple
of headlines. You don't got to make any type of comments.
I just want to read them. Sam all right, Sam Okay.
Robert de Niro sun came out as transgender. Congratulations. Uh
uh uh. Nick Cannon says that his balls are his

(33:15):
most valuable asset after insuring them for ten million dollars. Wow, man,
like he whole he did that. Nick Cannon took his
ten million dollars for his uh, for his testees. That's crazy.
I mean I heard I heard of people, you know,
ensuring their legs and you know, ensuring some of the
But and if that's the first time I've heard somebody insurance,

(33:36):
so if.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Anything happens to that particular region, he can get ten
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah exactly. He's forty four years old and he's the
father of twelve, and he took that price, he insurance
policy out on his time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
But yeah, yeah, I know, but it's probably one of
those you know, you pay like ten dollars a week.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, I can't be like it's not like he's you know,
it's insurance for ten million, but he's like, oh, this
is where the headline.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, you know, I guess it is, man, Hey man, Okay,
so there was some drama with Meghan Marco and Prince Harry.
I guess Amergan Marko signed some sort of like signed
her jelly the Duchess of Sussex and she got stripped
of that title. She can't sign as the Duchess of

(34:21):
sub Sussex. And so the royal family has called her
out on it. Hey man, you're not the duchess anymore
and stop doing that, and so they want to. I
don't know, they're gonna get reprimanded for doing that. Man.
Meghan Marco over there while and now with her jelly,
you know what I mean? Yo, yo, Your wife Vanessa's
all into that the different lifestyle brands. Is she gonna
support the Meghan Marco lifestyle brand? That's the Megan.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh, I didn't know about it.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
She got jelly and jam and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, oh, I don't know. I know, I didn't know
about it.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Okay, asked her about it. I'm sure she probably would, man.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I'll ask her, but I don't know. Yeah, it's a
like a legitimate jelly, like a preserve.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, yeah, she has like a like a jelly, Like
that's her thing, you know what I'm saying. She she's like,
all of a sudden, she's like a Martha Stewart type
of person now. Or she like cooks it. Like she's
very cute and she cooks in the kitchen, but without
like dust star no like no, no type of particles
on her shirt or anything like that. Man, They're very
cute and very bright, and she's telling you how to

(35:20):
garden and all it. She's doing the whole Martha Stewart thing.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
So gotcha.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
That's great if she wants to make jelly. I think
that's great.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I don't have a lot of emotions about it. Well,
I mean, do you have a lot of emotions about
her making jelly?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, I think that if if you know, it's sold out,
so some people are with I mean, listen, man, she's
associated with the royal family over there in Great Britain,
and regardless, whatever she does, since that association, it was
set off. So yeah, she's gonna do fine regardless.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
So you know, I'm not the I don't have the
connection with Megan Marco. I know that she's from Compton,
but you know she ain't really from Compton, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Why do you say, why do you say that? She
doesn't have any verses on like YG's album, So you're like, yeah,
I haven't heard y G talk about you, So I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Terrence Howard Man, the actor from Empire, he's he's he's
in the news Man. He talks about how how he
was offered to do a Marvin Gaye biopic, but he
didn't want to do it because he so straight. To
him that he couldn't kiss a man. He said he
would cut his He said, man, I'll cut my lips off, Mane.

(36:41):
They want me to, he said, Man, they tried to
get me in this Mormon gay by a pig.

Speaker 8 (36:50):
I'm hearing rumors that Marvin was gay and Marvel was gay,
and I'm like, what's he gay?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
And and Quincy's like yes, and.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
Well, you mean you couldn't kiss a guy in on
screen in a movie, not even you know, because I
don't fake it literally it has.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
To I couldn't catch a man either, that's true, and that.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I would off. Yeah, he's so straight to him, he said,
But you know that would be if you're not.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
He's just being honest, like, hey man, that's tough for
him to do.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
You know, hey man, I got to cut my left hand.
Such a straight man. But yeah, but listen, I can
probably pull up his filmography. I probably can see some
zasty things that he's done in the past, you know
what I'm saying, for sure, But he's such a I
don't like that with Terrence Howard. You don't got to
prove the fact that you got to be such a

(37:46):
man that I couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Here's the thing I could see him just don't want
to do it. But I think it's the way you
kind of talk about it. It's the way you address it,
Like if you're not comfortable with it, you could just
say I really wasn't comfortable. That's how I'm un comfortable
with it, just personally or whatever. You don't have to
be like you're going to like saw your lips off,
like you're you know what I'm saying, You're like, all right,
I get it, you're just not comfortable with it. I

(38:08):
can respect that, you know.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I think it's super corny. And the fact that you
were on Empire. Lee Daniels is a gay man right,
and you know have the Gay Sun and it was
around like you know what I'm saying, like like it's unnecessary, man,
especially in twenty twenty five. Man, you know what I'm saying.
We all we have gay people around as left and right.
And in fact that Terrence Howard got to try to

(38:30):
prove them, prove him that he's ultimate not gay brings
a radar obsessingness, you know what I'm saying. The fact
that the people that are like super like super anti this,
you know what I'm saying, what you bring, well.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I think you just don't have to be offensive about
something even if you're like not comfortable with something and
just say're not comfortable with it and just move on.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
It's the That's what I'm saying. Like it's no big
deal that he didn't want to do it because of that,
But it's like you don't have to talk about it.
You have to cut your lips off. Like it's so crazy.
You know, it's the acts doing all the extra stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
You're like, you're absolutely right, Sam, if you were approached
by Hollywood to do the Ven Diesel movie and Vin
Diesel was you know, a part of a different lifestyle
could you go far in Hollywood? Could you take it
to the next level if you want to go full
full on Harvey Milk, could you do it? Sam? Could

(39:26):
you do it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Well I'm not an actor, so hey, no, but hear,
I get what you're saying. You're trying to make a joke.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
It would yeah, it'd be tough to do. I don't know.
But it's like, but I wouldn't have to be offensive
about it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah, Sam, honestly think that you can totally do it
and you'll do a great job. I think you can
totally do it. You should explore become an actor.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
Show me you have all these underlying just like homophobic
jokes and did see he they're like you, You're like
try to like, you know, like mask them as though
they're like super wo. I just defended I just defended
my l G B t Q with the I didn't
like I thought terrence it was negative.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
It's a homophobic joke disguised as a wolf.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Don't go there, you're doing the you're doing the opposite.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Okay, it's not true, not true. Nope, Okay, So yeah,
that's not true. Sam Antonio Brown, Man, you know the
former NFL player from famously from the Pittsburgh Steelers. He
was on the era with He was a good player,

(40:44):
but they say now recent years that the CT got
them all jacked up. So now he's kind of like
on that Kanye West route where he tweets all these
random things and offensive things. He once tweeted. Recently, he
tweeted about Ben roth is Burger. Ben Roethlisberger is a
quarter was a quarterback from the Pittsburgh Steelers. Did won
a Super Bowl and he was a you know, legendary quarterback.

(41:07):
Would you say that, Sam, Yeah, sure so, Antonio Brown said,
Ben Roethlon This is what he said on Twitter. Ben
Roethlisberger still mad his sister s my D at the
twenty eleven Po Bowl. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
This podcast is so just bad, Like what did we like?
You just find the most like uncomfortable things to talk
about from jump. It's been one story after the next,
suggest stuff. I don't want to talk about it. What
do you say?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Like?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
What do we say that? She? I don't know, Like, Man,
I feel like yo, I feel like this is like
a junior high podcast. You know what I'm saying like
we're just talking about stuff like my god for junior
high kids. But to sit back and laugh. It's not

(42:06):
a mature We're not like two mature adults talking about things.
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
My man, ab my boy ab out there wilding. Man,
you know what I'm saying at the twenty eleven Pro Bowl,
like he got the date, Bro, he got the year.
You know, it's like, oh man, she over there wild
and so uh. You know, I'm not sure if that's
true or not, but hey, you know, if it was,
it was. Antonio Brown was very popular in twenty eleven.

(42:34):
But you've all been out lately, man, Yeah, man, Sam,
uh so listen, I know that we had a long
different podcast. We're all over the place. We talked about
Shannon Sharp, we talked about you know, listening Sam. How
how have you been, bro? How have you been? How
have you been? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I'm good, Thanks man, Thanks for resking. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah. Man. Your your kids were sick recently, both of them, you.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Know, yeah, yeah, but they're doing they're doing one but
good now. Yeah, Like I just show but this is
a whole different direction. We've just been talking about stuff
and then you go well, tell us about your kids.
Like it's just doesn't even feel.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Tried to be.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
It's just different directions, like we're talking about all this
dirt and am also, how's your family? Tell me about
your family. How's your family?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, man, my family is doing good. I just DJ
my kids uh elementary school fundraiser.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
So now this is like a family friendly of the podcast. Yeah,
this is now we care to talk about going to church?
I'll be there on Sunday. Uh.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah. And so I volunteered at my kids school for
UH for a fundraiser for the art program. I DJ
the whole event. It was very nice, and Shelton dressed
up and Nina was there, my wife. We had a
good time. Man. And then over the weekend I a
DJ to Kincietta and that was super nice. And I
went to Modesto my boy Nick g his daughter and

(44:05):
that was a lot of fun too. And yeah, man,
you know what I'm saying. And everyone talks about hey man,
I heard you on this that and the third you
know what I'm saying. I heard the podcast. So I
told all the folks thank you for listening and downloading
and making it, uh, you know, putting on their precess
on iHeart Radio on their presets, you know, making the
number one on their precess and so that's what I've
been doing. Man. So yeah, I'm a family guy. But

(44:26):
there's everything I brought up on our podcast and that
this was just things that are just I took down
notes and I was like, hey, these are topics that
we need to talk about, man. So you know what
I mean, it could be it could be shocking, could
be uncomfortable, but I'm comfortable about being uncomfortable. And Sam,
you know, but i mean.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
First of all, sometimes even just hearing you read is uncomfortable.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
That's facts.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, sometimes it's just tough to get through the stock.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
No, you're right, You're absolutely right.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Because you can't get your you're laughing halfway through this,
uh huh. You know, I thought this podcast was gonna
be with, you know, kind of joke around with each
other to talk about some things you just find like
the messiest things.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, Okay, Sam, I'm gonna leave this. I'm gonna sit
back and leave this up to Sam, which everybody is
gonna be boring. He might talk about some wrestling or
some mixed martial hearts, but I'm gonna leave it all
up to you, Bro, So I'm gonna sit back and
go ahead and take it away. Ladies, gentlemen, Sam diggyby Lady,

(45:29):
I want.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
To take this time and really do a deep dive
on doctor Umar.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Oh Man. We can for sure, we can totally do that.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I'm joking, but you know, look, I'm just saying, I
know you don't want to talk about the Canelo fight.
I know you don't want to talk about the Ryan
Garcia fight. I know, I know I get that, But
I'm just saying, like, sometimes the subjects you talk about,
I'm just not in the right headspace.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
You know. Yeah, I think that they are, you know
what I mean. I think that they are, Sam, But
you gotta remember, Sam, it's not about it's listen. You
used to have a podcast about like like UFC and
all that's the mixed martial arts and he did your thing. Man,
this is a different type of podcasts, Bro. This is

(46:20):
that and the theram Man we talk about that.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I've never said I want to talk about MMA or boxing.
We don't. We don't talk sports, we don't talk anything.
But I'm just saying, sometimes the things you want to
spend a long time talking about is like a lot
of assumptions, Like we're gonna talk about shanias Sharp. We
can see here all day and just make wild assumptions.
It's just our personalities are different, you know what I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying, Like we don't know enough about

(46:42):
the facts, so you'll spend four or five minutes making
up assumptions and stories and having fun with it. It's just,
you know, it's just hard for me.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Hey, Sam, Okay, Well, before we leave, we learned a
lot today and I think that this is one of
our greatest podcasts, our greatest episodes.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Oh this is horrible, and I will guarantee no one
is listening at this point. No one's listening, Sam.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Before we leave, Sam, Uh, there was a Rikers Island
prison guard who revealed what girls prison prison cells smell like.
Do you want to hear it?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Sam?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
A writer, a Rikers Island prison guard, a prison guard.
He's retired.

Speaker 8 (47:23):
And I walked in that jail for the first time.
You know what I've smelled. I smelled butt ass. Butt ass.
It was so bad. I mean, the funk at you
like boom. I couldn't believe. I was like, oh, and

(47:48):
every day I come in that butt ass, it's you, bam,
And now you're talking to another officer. Now all y'all
got the butt ass breath?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
How you doing? How you doing it?

Speaker 8 (48:02):
And I asked one of the old time of the
defense Joe, what's up with that smell? He said, don't worry,
we knew Jack. You'll get used to it. It took
me about about six months before me to get used
to that butt ass.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I mean.

Speaker 8 (48:18):
Yo, I used to feel like I'm playing double Dutch
before I walk into jail, and then I hold my
brief and I hold my buff and I'm like, oh God,
I don't know how I made it do that, but.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
You did, man, so lout to all the prison guards and defective.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
On that note, thank you for listening to this, that
and the third podcast. Thank you show mus for that.
I appreciate that. That was very insightful and very eloquently
put as well. Thank you so much for the Sturer podcast.
We'll see you next time. I'm gonna go ahead and

(48:57):
go jump out the window right now, because what am
I doing with my life? This is what I'm doing
with my life. Thank you appreciate it. I made bad.
I've made the wrong choice in life to be a
part of this podcast. I've made the wrong choice. I'm
realizing now I've made a really bad decision.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Do you want to be a prison guard? Sam?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
No? I No, I do not. Thank you, Thanks for listening.
We'll see you next time.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
We'll see Hey, listen, man, my stomach hurts from all
the laughter that we had. Man, salute to everything. Hey man,
I'll be you want to see me on Sunday. I'll
be at church and I'm with my family. Leave the
rest of the Oh.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Is this a part of the end of the podcast
when you say, like, hey, catch me, I'll be uh
at this place, this place?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, but you don't have any tour dates and you
don't have any appearances. Hey catch me at church on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
That's right, Catch at church on Sunday. You know, living
a wholesome, family friendly life, you know.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, Hey catch me. I'll be a safe way shopping
later this week. Yeah, that's all I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
This, This is this, That and the third podcast, Sam
Dignity and show biz Man Sam's At follow Sam Dignity
at s A M. D I G G. E d
Y and you can follow me show biz at DJ biz.
All right, appreciate everyone's been rocking with us man, and yeah,
our next episode. I cannot wait for that, Sam, I

(50:20):
cannot wait. It's gonna it's gonna be definitely wait, it's
gonna be so good man. That's right, man. You guys
have a great one. Thank you so much for rocking
with us. This is this that In the third podcast,
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