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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Sam, are you ready? Are you ready to do this? Okay?
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(00:21):
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
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Speaker 1 (00:33):
Great stuff coming from merchandise. We actually got dice. We
actually got this. That in the third Dice for everybody
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
How are my levels right now? Are my levels?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Okay? Yeah? Man, the levels are fine.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You know, I don't know about no levels, bro, you
know what I'm saying, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hey, anyways, welcome to the podcast. And uh, anyone who's
come here is some time to waste, and we're here
to waste it for you.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Sam, There's so much to discuss. I just came back
from a trip in Mexico. I was in Cabo for
over the holiday. But man, it was super nice man
to get out of the area and go chill, you know,
but when you're a parent, you really don't chill. Man.
The moment you said sit down, it's like always something, Dad,
let's play, let's play volleyball. I'm like, no, I don't
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want to. I don't want to go shoot. Who just
want to sit down right here at this chair by
the pool and not do nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Hey, but that doesn't exist when you have kids. It's
like vacations, not even vacation for you, it's for them, right, yeah,
So it's not like there's no relaxation, there's no rest.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Like when my wife says.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I should go over here, go do this that or whatever,
you know, and in my mind, I'm like, I don't
want to do anything. Oh, you sit home because it's
so much work. And then it's the airport and the
rallying and the packing and this, and then I'm the
you know, I gotta do it all, like I gotta
put car seats in the rental car and then who's
got this? And then get them there, go to this door,
get the snacks. It's like it's chaos. It's like pure chaos,
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like what are we doing here? This is not fun?
And the kids, you know, you know the wife Will
said they love to travel, but real talk, they don't care.
They can have fun at home. They don't care. They'll
go to the park just as happy.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Right. You know what, I can't. I definitely can't afford it.
But it'd be nice to have like a nanny or
a pair or something like that. I can't afford it. Man,
I'm a person in a blue collar you know what
I mean. But it'd be nice to I.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Can't afford it either. I can't afford it either.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
With that being said, Sam, the question that I want
to ask you, do you have an old pair or
nanny for your kids?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Hey, that's none of your business. You need to get
some business shows.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hey Sam, do you have one? Because I don't know many?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah. Yeah, man, that'sng we're living. Oh yeah, but it's funny,
but yes I do, now that you bring it up, Yes,
we do have a live in oh pair. You know
what I'm saying, which is like a living nanny.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
But okay with that, what I'm saying is, even with that,
it's still chaos, you know, like it's still it's still
I know, you know, really lucky to have the help,
but uh, it's still hard.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Man, okay, okay, Sam, real talk? What is what is
the duties of? Like I've never heard of old parent?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
He told me that I never had, But my wife
is the one who because it's because we were spending
the same on a nanny for like we're spending more
on a nanny that was worked half the time, you know.
So Pair was like, do you really want to get
into this?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
How this works? No, I don't know how you care?
I do? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Anyways, so yeah, I was spending hell of money on
a nanny, right, like hell of money for like twenty
hours a week, and we needed more because I'm working.
I'm trying to do that. You know, We've got things
to do, you know. So I guess the old pair
system is like they come, you know, from another country,
get a like a work visa for a year or two,
and then they live with you. But then you still
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pay them, but it's not as much, right because the
room and board is part of the of the things.
So if you have extra room. We had an extra room,
so it was like.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh cool, eiven food and all that stuff. Do you
give them food? Do you even food like them, like
like a shovel? Do you shovel it and put it
in the room. Do you like shovel it?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Just you know, then whatever we're having for breakfast, dinner
or whatever lunch, it's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You don't put it like in a like a bucket
and then like dump the bucket in the room. You
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, sure, but I know you're you're trying to make
a joke right now. But no, okay, oh okay.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So so you have the so the old pair of
somebody from another country that comes in and stay with
you for a year or so and then they go
back home and that's it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, if you want another one for another two years,
it's up to you. But what's crazy is it's still
cheaper than having a nanny for twenty hours a week. Okay,
So it's kind of like if you have the room, right,
not everybody has an We had an extra room, so
we're lucky. So it's like, okay, well we have the room.
It's not like we're spending more money, doesn't you know.
(04:54):
And then they just work forty hours week. It's not
like they work NonStop. It's like a regular shift, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, give the house ninety.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Five, hey nine to five, whether take them to school
or do this or get this ready or watch the
baby here? You know, well we can go to work.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Indeed, like, what the do you pick the person? For real?
Do you like to pick the person up?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You pick them the you and then you interview them
and stuff like that. And you try to find someone
who's cool you get along with, and you know, you.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Gotta make sure. You gotta make sure that they don't
look like Tyler or anything like. You gotta make sure
they look like uh, Tom making dog.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You know what I'm saying. You got to some people don't.
Some people don't, you know, so it's all it's all
up to you. So you gotta jail with them and
be like if they're cool, you know no, man, you
gotta be living in your house.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You gotta make sure that it's like somebody look like
she wakes up early in the morning. Just sit to
yavadi da. Now she got to You got to Sam,
you know what I mean? When you get that pair,
you can't have no hot chick walking around the house.
The bikini, the drawls wrong, mister, let me help you
with the children. I'm like, hey, put some clothes on, man,
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you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh, it's so funny. It's so funny you said that.
I don't believe we're talking about this. So anyways, so
my wife interviewed this one who. She was like, you know,
I thought she was great, you know, like connected, like
you know, and she's.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Like, I hate to say this, but uh yeah, she's
way too good looking.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I don't need a supermodel walking around my house and
making me feel like And I was laughing but it
was funny because I didn't say anything. I'll hey, you know,
it's up to you. You you pick who you know.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
She's I'm usually not tripping, but it's a little too much. Listen,
I feel I'm not mad at that. Man, you just can't.
You can't have that.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm waking up in the morning, I'm like, and then
there here it comes, you know, you know, some super
tall supermodel.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You know you're like, well, for sure, if that was mean,
toy'd be like, more champagne, mister Williams. I'm like, no,
I don't put the champagne down. Go watch the kids. Okay,
you know what I'm saying. Time for that.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
But the funny thing is when you tell people you
have one of those and it sounds like super fancy.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
They're like, oh, you're rich, and I was like, hey man,
I'm I'm just trying to make ends meat son, you know.
But it's it, it was kind of more cost effective
than just having a nanny for the twenty hours, so.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You get forty hours.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
They're always there, you know what I mean. So it's
like it's kind it's just worked out better. So it's
not like we're paying more money, but it just sounds
like you're rich, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, man, but you know, you had a point. I
never heard of a situation. I never heard of at all,
but you had a you know, you got two kids
under five years old, and and what your son's stone
needs a lot of he has so much energy, extraordinary
tons of energy.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
So it's just like paying for daycare. Some people pay
for a daycare or some well a lot of people
might drop them off at family members or a grandmother
or they think, you know what I'm saying, like, you know,
your in laws used to help watch your kids, you know,
so we didn't have that situation. So we're just spending
tons of money on the nanny system. So we're like, oh, dude,
I'm this is breaking me here.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know. So this is your second this is your
second nanny or old pair. It's your second one. The
first one was from what country? Uh, South Africa, and
then this one's from where Columbia? Okay, so you got
rid of the black one because of what she's stealing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
No, stop, it's only it's a limited The program is
a little bit of time. But hey, real talk, here's
what's weird about it. You live with somebody for a year, right,
they're watching kids. They become kind of like part of
the family. So you do everything together. You're joking around
at dinner and you're like, hey, man, can you help
me do this? Hey, I got you.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's like they become part of the family. So then
when the first one left, we're like, hey, let's just come.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Back, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And it's like it's we stay in touch with them,
and I think she might come back and visit because
we're like, hey, yeah, kids just working out here, you
can stay.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It's like it is.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
A weird thing, right, So it's a trip, you know.
But I like the program. It's a good program, but yeah,
it's it's different.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Okay, So when when it's time to go. Do the
kids feel sad? Your kids? Do they feel like sad?
You know when when the person went back to Africa.
You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure crying and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, No, not like crying, but like I miss him,
you know, I want to want him to come back
and see him, you know, play with your kids.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It's like, yeah, it's part of the family. Man. I
met the one from I met the one from Africa.
I met the one from Africa. I told you I was,
don't where the sheik you know that stuff? She said, no, no,
shows don't wear that because you the shek comes from Amazon.
It might be offensive.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Because I told her, I said, hey, my friend he
thinks uh, he thinks he's from Africa and he bought
a dashiki on Amazon, you know, and she would just giggle.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You know, somebody they said the boy.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yead hey, hey, hey tell show, but he's not from Africa.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
They don't worry. Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm yeah yeah, yeah,
but you know, but at the same time, when they leave,
is there away from them today? You got to get
married or something like that for them to stay right.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Well, the program is only like the max out at
like two years, so you can't keep them forever. You know.
It's a program for people, and it's really so they
could travel and see other areas. So it's like they're
helping us. You help them, like you pay for that,
and you know, so on their days off, they'll go
downtown or you know, go do some stuff, you know,
sight seeing and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And then do they have like vacation like you know,
like a week you pay for vacations. Yeah, which, no,
we don't pay for them.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh, but I mean they make money every week. It's
not you know, well they stack up the chips. Yeah,
I just stack the chips for a little while and
then just go do stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
You know.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Now do they what about the food? And do they
like eat a all of food? Do you have to?
Like damn, I just went to the prouty store. Man,
you eat all my food? Do you do that? Really?
I mean? Nothing crazy? I can honestly not nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Nothing crazy. But I have heard of some of them
doing that. You know, well I just went you hear
stories from other ones. Yeah, people who did. They're oh
my god, it was crazy. And they would just go
party and come all hung over and they ate all
this food. I was going through thousands of dollars. I
was like, I don't know, my experience has been dope.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I mean, yeah, think, well listen from me, and I'm
not you know, listen, I'm a nice guy. I got
the family and all that stuff. But thank god, I
don't have any of my mind. You know, I'm still
show bids that Pam from Oakland. You know what I'm saying,
you know, give it up, give it up, give it
to me. And so if I had an old pair
with me, man, you already know. Man, I'll be like,
you know, we're playing at Joe to see myn my business.
Next thing, you know, do you get your passport? Do
(11:20):
you get your shots? You know what I mean? Next?
You know, you know what I mean. I don't want
to even go down that rabbit hole. But I'm glad
I don't. Let's just let's just put it like that.
I'm glad I don't. All right, Well, you're.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You're not like a You're not like a trustworthy man.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I am You're not like you're like you're shady.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You know, I'm not Ronnie Romance Rescue Ronnie. But at
the same time, I'm still a man. Okay, I'm still
a man. Men have desire here.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Hey, hey, but real, I know you're so stupid, That's okay,
I get it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
You're like so perverted. I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Like he's just like all this pent up Like like
I get.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't go there. At the same time, what going back?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I know you're having your your fun right being being creepy.
But but it was a thing like because I had
to tell my wife because she's, you know, the one
because we interviewed all these people, right and uh, and
then there was this one from Europe that was like
super cool, and then the one from Africa, right, and
(12:33):
we had just watched, uh, what's that that show? The
soccer show with my sadekas ted Lasso, and we just
got done watching that, you know, and then we liked
them both. We didn't know who we're gonna pick, and
I was like, you know, what, who do you want
raising your kids? Jamie Tart or Sam Adasania and were
(12:57):
like Sam Outasanya, Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
The person.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That's how we decided among all the European ones look
super cool, you know what I'm saying, like cool, like
you know, probably hang out with them, you know. But
I was like, yeah, no, no, no, We're gonna do
that Africa. But then it comes in and talk like
I was like, but is it weird? Like you have
a black you know what I'm saying, Like is that weirder?
Like it's good because it's you know, you learns about
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the culture. You know, your kids learn about the culture,
and we get more cultured. Right, But then is it
a bad look?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, because you oh, there's a black person watching your kids,
like you.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Know, yeah, like from the from the outside, from the lenses,
it looks like, wait, something's going on here. It's just
like you know what I'm saying, it just looks so
like old school. I guess I don't I don't know,
you know, yeah, you know what I mean. I got
you so you have a lot of soul searching to do.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
So now it was fine, but it was funny and
we kind of giggled, and I'm like, you know, is
that a bad look?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It feels are people gonna judge that?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You know, like, I don't know all these things go
through your mind because I've never been through this process.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You know, now, Sam, when this when this time is
for the second oh pair or nanny that you have
the second one. Are you going to stop getting them?
Are you going to continue on getting them from all
around the world?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
And I think we're kind of done. I think we
really need to help with because now they're getting a
little older and we could put them in like a
daycare and.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, yeah, Like I think it was the first couple
of years with two that young and we didn't have
any other help. And we're spending tons of money on
nannies and all the stuff, So I think this is
probably gonna be it.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's very expensive, for sure. I can only on top
of everything else. Man, you got diapers to buy and
all that stuff for Oh yeah, it gets pricey. Yeah,
but like it's not more expensive than having a nanny.
But then nanny was only, like I said, twenty hours
a week. Then we have them all, dude, Like I
can't you know, can't keep taking days off work or
whatever it is. It's like it was tough. Well, congratulations
(14:54):
Sam on your a pair. I learned a lot about that.
I know, why are we talking about this? I thought, listen,
I thought it was fascinating. Bro. You just I just
know that. I just know me man, old school meet
straight from East Oakland, Man, I would hit you know
what I mean? You know that's what I talked. That's
all school.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You from East Oakland was sitting around watching cartoons, eating
too much candy, developing type two diabetes. Okay, so you
old school you in Oakland was not some You're not
drew down.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You try to paint this picture like.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Show, but are you out here?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, it's like no, fool, you're inside eating candy.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Your mom's like no right now, no, and you're my candy.
You're gonna get the sugars.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh yeah, hey, hey you developed type two diabetes. That happened.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's that's real talk. Listen, man, Sam, Don't you weren't
around me when I in my Oakland days? You know
what I'm saying. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
When you're in your teens, I was, But still I
was like, and no, I'm still talking about your teens.
You were still inside eating eating candy. I'm not talking
about little boys shown. I'm saying when you're a teenager,
you're still just sitting inside eating candy, you know, drinking shasta.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You know, Oh is that right? Shasta?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, I couldn't afford Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
And everyone at your age was like at parties and stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You're like, no, I want to Bugs Life. I hate
just bought Bugs Life on VHS. No I had. I
had a globe and I went around the world. I said,
what can I get an old pair?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Man?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
You know?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Okay, you know what I'm saying, Like right here, Yugoslavia. Perfect,
hear some of them freaks are Yo, Yugoslavia. Bring some
them freaks over here. Man, we got some kids.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Man, show us your You're at home, it's Friday night
and you're watching Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I was like, hey, bro, I'm you're seventeen, no business
sitting here watching Nickelodeon eating candy on a Friday night.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It's weird. It's weird. I was doing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
It was like, come on, man, I don't care how
good the show was on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
You're seventeen and it's Friday night.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
You know, well, Sam, thank you for It's not true.
By the way, I was a player for life. No
you weren't. I'm quick to bring an old pair of
the East fourteenth Street man. You know what I'm saying.
Yoh yeah, yeah, yeah, you already know if you know,
(17:30):
you know Sam? Okay, so this you know, I'm not
sure I'm playing. I'm about to play this audio real quick.
It's a lot going on in Carnival Cruise Lines. A
lot of band. They have a lot of new rules,
a lot of new rules. There's been fights on Carnival
Cruise Lines. Music has been playing loud, so they have
(17:50):
a lot of new rules out there. Now. I'm not
sure what race they're talking about with all these new
rules and bands and all that stuff. But I'm just
gonna play this audio clip and we gotta just guess.
I want you to guess the race of the people
that they're talking about here. Let's play this clip.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
The tensions are running high over Carnival Cruise Line, as
some say they've turned racist.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Carnival Cruise Line does not like black people, and they
don't want black people taking their cruises.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Okay, the reason new rules the Cruise Line recently introduced.
They include a marijuana band, miners curfew, alcohol control, and
even an alleged rap band, though this one hasn't been
officially announced.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
They do not have to worry about me. We got
the message loud and clear, we are not your democratic anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
About the eff run and find out.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Real Soon more outrage came after a band on hand
fans inside their clubs.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
They said, fans, they're basically getting rid of boots on
the ground. I don't know why that song covers people
so much.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
However, many disagree this is discrimination against black passengers.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Carnival cruise. Not on my watch. We are not doing
this no more like I act like y'all have no
training everywhere, don't have to be a part of Some
people pay for this just to simply relax.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Do you think carnival cruises are racist?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yes, they are obviously obviously. Well I guess they're talking
about black people. At first I thought I honestly.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's like, if they're talking about just marijuana, I've gotta
gotta can you change the setting feedback? Okay, sorry in
my headphone. But it's like, if they tell people like
they don't want marijuana, you.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Can't be like, oh, they don't like black people. How
can you band marijuana?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Like, all right, the music thing if that's true. But
if it's just a marijuana thing, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
It's no. They banned hip hop they band. You know
that then that yes, that is yeah right, they've bean
hip hop they band. They're banning the fans because it's
a popular dance out, like wear them fans and everyone
has the fans, the big you know, the big accordion fans.
People bring those out and they make noises with it,
and they're afraid that somebody's gonna get poked in the
(20:01):
eye with that fan. And also Carnival Cruise for like
the last few years, you know, after the pandemic, bro
I've seen a lot of fights on you know, if
you google Carnival Cruise fights. Unfortunately, you don't see all
different type of race on there. You only see, like
(20:21):
if you google, you only see black people fight.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Okay, when it got real backed to the music thing,
how many times have you DJ at the club and
they told you no hip hop?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You know what I've been That happens a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I used to host close back in the day, and
that was a thing we'd have to tell easy on
the hip hop and then the club owner will say,
no Activator records. So even if you're gonna play hip hop,
don't play like I don't know what the song you
know what I'm saying, tell me when to go or
whatever it is. You know something that gets everyone hype,
like don't play those.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah man, things things happen. But like Carnival Cruise had
their they're trying to change their image. And so the
problem is that when people go out for the first
time on these cruise lines or whatever they have all
you can drink package and you know, maybe some of
the I listen, I got some cousins. I can't speak
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for you, bro, but I got some cousins that you know,
I love them. I love my people. I love my cousins.
But there's some cousins I can't travel with because I
know they're gonna act up. I know that for a fact.
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Wait, I think we could both agree. We both have
cousins that will like wow out exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Man. I was like, Man, I don't want to call
up and I don't want you to get arrested or
anything like that. Hey, man, you know, enjoy yourself, but
I don't want to be I just want I want
to go out there and relax. And I think that's
the problem. Man. You know a lot of a lot
of folks. We're out there and just kind of like,
you know, wild'n out man, and you got like unlimited
drink package. You drinking all day, Bro, you're gonna turn up,
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you'd be ready to roll. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
But then you can't like go out there and say, okay,
we're banning certain types of music.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
And then it's a it's a bad look, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I could see.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
The weird thing is one thing, right because a lot
of placetimes that's state by state anyway, and it's not federal,
so there's all these like weird things. So if they're
that's that's fine. But it's the music thing that gets
kind of weird where you're like, eh, and I know fans,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well, you're you're on a carnival cruise line with your family,
and you're a pair because you're you're a pair, would
be there.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
And if I'm hot and I want to get a fan,
I want to get a fan because I'm hot, and
now I can't.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
That just seems silly, you know, dude. And they get it.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Everyone's doing a dance with it, and I get it,
but you know what I mean that starts.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
That's where it starts to get weird, and what about
your old pair? Man? She'll be like, you know, like
she'll see the fights and stuff, and then she'll be like,
you know what I mean, what would she say in
her native language, her African language or her Colombian language?
What would she say in that language and with that accent?
Do the accent to the language. I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
How about you do it? Because you want it. You're
even waiting for this, so go ahead.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I don't know what well. I will not do a
Spanish accent, because you know, I'll do African one. But
I can't do it because out of GP.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, it's the same thing, because you're not from Africa either,
so it's just as offensive.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Missed out. These people of the same skin tone seemed
to be fighting. Do you want me to bring the
Do you want me to bring the children to a
nice safe place so they can feel safe? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
you bring the kids out there? Bring the kids back
to the room. Oh thank you, mister Segovia. They have
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to fence and they're listening to a lot of rap music.
I can't do. I think it's unsafe for the children.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Hey man, Hey, I wish it was been it would
have been like that. It's always like, hey, man, get
the kids doing something. You're just hanging out, man to
do something, you know what I'm saying. Oh, I'm just
chilling man.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'm on vacation.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
No, you're not used to be working. Okay, that's how
it is. Now that Carnival it said, it's like family.
It's like it's like having family, you know, it's not like, oh,
it's different.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You know. Well, now that carnival cruise is safe. Now, Sam,
will you Vanessa and the kids going on a carnival cruise? No?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I hate cruises. I hate cruises, bro, I don't. I
don't like it because it's how you spend all this
money to go places. But then you're just on a boat,
you know what I mean. And I'm like, oh, cool,
you can go to there's a restaurant on the boat.
I'm all cool, But.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I don't know. I don't get stuck.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You're stuck, right, You're stuck on a boat, and who
cares it's a big boat like this. I want, like,
if I'm going on vacation, I want to see something
and go to some local restaurants. Like you know, I'm
not worried about just eating. I want to that's the
whole part about traveling. I don't know, it's different to me.
What about your what about the WiFi? Does she hates
them too? You know she hates them.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
She she's the same thing. She's like, why do I
want to go sit on a boat?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
If we're going to go somewhere, let's just go to
that place and then we can eat food from that place,
experience the culture or whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's why you're traveling, right. One thing on a boat.
It's just like another rule that they have is the deck.
The deck loungers. I guess people reserve them for the
whole day. And now they say that if you're not
there for like forty minutes, the staff can take them off.
And that from what I read on Reddit, that caused
(25:29):
a lot of fights. When somebody sits in your seat
that you reserve, you know what I mean? Like, can
you imagine like you walking up you know what I'm saying.
You're paying all this money to get a crown of
the cruise, you don't sit down on your seat? Right?
But no, no, you know you best to excuse me.
You got four five seconds to get about that. Seat,
you know what I mean. But no, but now that
that's another rule that they have. So if Vanessa doesn't
(25:49):
like the cruise lines, but now but you can tell
her that, hey, it's safe. Now there's no more.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I never thought it wasn't, thank you, But I never
thought it wasn't safe. It was just like, I don't
want to be stuck on a boat and pay all
this money and then it comes back. And then you
get somewhere and they're okay, you got five hours go
do something, come back or whatever the time limit is.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You know, you gotta guess Wevanessa, there's no more rap
music on book a trip. Let's book a trip. By
the way, your wife loves hip hop. But but but
you know, I just want to say, just guess what, Essa,
there's no more rap music on Carnival Cruise.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I see, so let's book a trip. Now we only
go on the non rap cruises.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Is there church fans there? They're not? Okay? Perfect? Excuse me,
Carnibal Cruise. Are you gonna do the electric slide?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
There?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
No, no, we don't allow the electric slide? Okay? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Is that how Carnival Cruise is advertising it?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Now? You know, no electric slide. Here at Carnival Cruise,
there's no cubit shuffle or no chot shots slide, no
shot slide. Only sliding that we're doing is on It's
was What was the was the you know shuffle board
only slightly we're doing it's on shuffle board. That's all
we're doing. Okay, But I'm glad that that we I'll
(27:09):
go on the Carnival cruise. I'm sure it's gonna be
super like if you know, a cruise will be cheap.
I've never been on one, but I'm down to go
on one. You've never been on a cruise never? Never?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not trying to knock the cruise business.
But like I think there are a cruise people and
then there are no Like my sister in law, she
loves cruises.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Man or dude. They go that she just got back
from one. They just go all the time. So I
think either you're a cruise person or you're not a
cruise person. It just depends. You know, did she go
into hip hop one or non hip hop cruise. I
haven't asked her. I'm gonna ask her if there was
they tay hip hop. I don't know if they love them,
they go all the time, you know. Okay, well, you
know I want to you know, by the way, this
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podcast sponsored by Carnival Cruise now hip Hop Free. You
want the cruise without the hip hop without the fight
from certain of certain group of people. That's ridiculous. Well, Sam,
I'm glad we we learned a lot on this podcast.
(28:10):
We learned that Sam has a live in nanny. Are
a pair, and.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
We spent way too much time talking about it.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
First of all, we didn't. I thought it was fascinating
and I know. And we also learned that the Oakland
and Me, if I had an old pair, definitely suld
we get chopped down. You know what I'm saying, The
Oakland and me. You know what I mean too, you know,
uh bow Jangles. Okay, nobody.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
And here's the crazy thing. Nobody can vouch for that
Oakland show biz by the way, that's the fictitional Oakland
showbiz guy.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
No one will vouch for that. If I had an
old pair, would be all skeet, skeet, skeet. You know
what I mean? These jokes.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Your wife has to love these jokes, that's right. But
I bet she just sits back and laughs. Oh that's
my hobby.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's right, that's right. Yeah, you can't be trusted. What
part of the world you're from? You from Alaska? Get
over here, man.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Hey, look, the only reason you know you're trusted is
because you never have the opportunity. You would never have
the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You know what I mean. I'm like, where are you from?
Where you from? You're from Hungaria? Get over here, man.
What do you want to listen to? You want to
listen to Twins or boss man d Lo? What you
want to listen to?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
You?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I say all that, Travis, Travis Porter, I say now, Ladys, Yes, Sam,
I appreciate uh, I appreciate you, bro, Thank you for
being open to your world. Man. You have such a
fascinating world. It's so fascinating behind.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Hey shows, let's talk about you stay at the ward
Off in a cowbo a lot this hotel. How much
is that a night to stay there? How many thousands
a night? Probably a couple of thousand, couple thousand a night?
And you go in your family all the time you
were just.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
There, actually stay there about that? I can't count, but
probably at least ten times.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, So why do you stay there, But you have
a home. You bought a home in Cabo as well, right,
but you still stay at this establishment that's like one
thousands of dollars a night. If you bought a home
in Cabo, why do you still go.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
To a resort? I don't know when you want to
be at the house you bought in Cabo. I don't
live by the beach. Don't live by the beach. I
live up the hill. But you're not that far, are you?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
No, not that far at all. But you know, sometimes
bro Cabo is like such an interesting city in Mexico,
such interesting town.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
But you bought a car. Did you buy a car
that you just keep there and then you can drive
it to the beach?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, yeah, very humble, very humble, yes, of course, of course.
So when you drive the car to the beach, Like,
why still go to a resort?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
When you're at home at Cabo, do you not like
being there?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
So? Are you? Are you? Like?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Man, I wish I was at the resort. Why did
I even buy this house?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
No? You get the best of both worlds. Man. You know,
a blue very blue collar my neighborhood in Cabo very
blue collar, chilling with security and everything like that. You know.
But but then like, sometimes there's just a bunch of resorts, man,
that you want to check out. In my it's like,
but you always go to the same one.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
You always go to the most expensive one they have there,
the Wardorf.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Look into it.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
It's so sick. I've never been there. I've just seen
you know, video and pictures.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's so sick. Yeah, yeah, uh you know. I I
definitely go out there. It's one of my favorite resorts
to go check out. It's very beautiful, very white, lotus lotusy,
you know.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
But what I'm saying is like, but you but you
also bought a place there, so it seems weird, like
you spend more time at the resorts than you do
with the house that you bought there.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
That's what seems weird.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I'm like, you would think, oh, you get some free
timing of vacation, let's go to Mexico, let's go stay
at our house. But instead you're at resorts. So why
buy the house?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Good question, Oh no, we will figure that out. I
like the fact that you walk out and then you
can go to the bar and then go to like
the pool and stuff, even though we have our own
pool in Cabo, but you know, you can go to
the you know, I don't know, man, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I mean, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I'm not mad.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I know, Hey, you got money to burn, so it's
no big deal. But I'm just saying, like a lot
of times I just don't.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Go, a lot of times I don't even pay because
you know, we have credit cards and then certificates and
all that stuff. You know what I'm saying. So sometimes
like for instance, ward Off ran by Hilton, and you know,
the Hilton Honors Member, they always give you a bunch
of perks and sometimes they give you free nights.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
So when you travel like a lot, you get points
and then you use points towards this one.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And I use the free nights. I use the free
nights there.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
And but are you at home? Are you at like
are you at home in Mexico? And then going like, okay,
we're gonna be home a three nights and then we're
gonna go to the ward.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Off for two correct come back home? Yeah? Is that
what you do? Yeah? Man, give a chance that you know,
and chilling stuff like that, yeah, man, And trust me, man,
I'll be uh, you know, I relaxed the house, relaxed.
At these hotels, they're all dope, man like. Sometimes it's
like different chefs and all the you know the food scene,
you know coming mister noble, that's what they call me.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
You'll lead any You'll lead things to make a billy
got put as long as it's free, you don't care.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I'm about to go to food for less right now
and get some get some, get some meat. That's you know,
questionable in the color. This ain't that red. Look kind
of brown to me, But I'm gonna buy it. Look
kind of brown to me.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, anyways, I was just curious. I'm glad you had
a good time in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, Sam, thank you for uh uh interviewing me about
my life. My life is very boring, but your life
is so interesting. Man. But I see you.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I'm fascinated by the show biz because you're always at
these extravagant, extravagant resources. I don't got it like that.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
You know, Sam. The next podcast, I want to do
a deep dive of your sexuality in conquest. Conquest, Okay, stop,
can we talk about that? Sam?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Well, here's you try to paint this picture like I'm
balling out of control or something. You know, I'm trying
to make ends meet. Well, you're over here at the
wardor f and your other home. Now you bought in Mexico. Chilling,
but you love to paint this picture. You have all
this street cred, you know, like you know, like you're
in the struggle or something.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You know, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
See what you do.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I see what you do struggle. I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
It's fascinating this lifestyle. You're on vacation once a month.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I do not have an old parisam or a pair
you know what I mean? Yeah, all I can. I'm
very humble.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
All right, So basically, you've been to every continent in
the world. Traveled Switzerland, Spain, Italy, right like a Europe Asia.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Where have you been?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You've been North America, obviously South America, you know. Yeah,
I've been to Africa, but but you've been to everywhere else.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Well, you know, I will go to Africa and stuff
like that, but I know that if I'm if I
go there, I'm never going to come back because I
know if I go there, I'm never gonna come back.
So that's what I'm afraid of.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Sam, Oh, how many they said the boy Yeah, hey, mumbo,
and they're like, mister Williams, welcome home. I'm like, yo,
I ain't never going back. That's why you bought a
home in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, uh well, thank you Sam for letting
folks know about me. This podcast was always trying to.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Because you know, it's funny because we don't even talk.
We never say on the air that you have a
home in Mexico, Like, we never talk about that. Yeah,
So it's interesting. It's just interesting that you don't want
it out there.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
You know, I don't care. I mean, I don't care. Man.
I'm humble, humble, be humble, you know, be humble, work hard,
be humble. All right, yeah, you know I still you know,
you know I'm missed it. You know, I'm coming from
the even though I've never really had come from the
EBT generation, even though I never really had eb T
but you know, you never had no but Sam, Thank
(36:41):
you Sam. And this is this that in the third podcast,
literally no one is listening right now, lit matter, it
doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, we're listening. But this is
this is a home run podcast, man, home run. This
is the worst podcast we've had, no because you you are.
I think that if you can be more open about you,
(37:06):
because we care about Sam, if you can be more
open about you and behind the scenes, that's why next
episode we don't talk more about you. And do you
talk about your sexuality? You're so dumb, you know.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
On next on the next episode of the pod, it
is June. It's we just got out of June, so
it's a perfect time to talk about Chovi's this sexuality.
Next on this, that and the third.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, but we appreciate everyone rocking with us and Sam listen,
you have great rest of your day, great rest of
your day. Thank you, bro. And once again this is
this that in the third podcast. All right, all right,
have a good with everybody. Peace,