September 8, 2025 • 34 mins
🎙️ Dis Dat & Da 3rd PODCAST EPISODE 10: "Aquarium Adventures & Studio Slip-Ups"
- Showbiz visiting the Monterey Bay Aquarium on Free Monterey County Day,
- And an embarrassing studio accident.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, hey, welcome to another episode of This, That, and
the third podcast. Thanks for listening. Then, before we get
started once again, merch is on the way. We're working
on the merch everyone's hitting us up, they want stuff.
Trust me, it's on the way. It's in the works.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
And shout to my wife Nina. Man, she's making merchandise already,
but I think that she's embezzling money from us. Man,
so I gotta like it, you know, I'll trust me.
We don't get the investigators involved because she already I
didn't sign off on the likeness of myself or yourself.
She's already making merchandise. Your wife, Vanessa have some of
our merchandise.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But it's not light but it's unauthorized. It's unlicensed, so
it's bootleg stuff. It's unauthorized merchandise. We'll get to the
bottom of that. I don't want to, you know, freak
everybody out, but there will be authorized, licensed to merchandise.
There's a lot of stuff out there that's fake, so
I just want to let everybody known. Don't buy the
fake stuff. There's some real stuff coming fully licensed.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah. Well, we're gonna be having t shirts right next
at Spencer's right next to Slayer T shirts and Metallica
T shirts gonna be right in between. And also at
adult shops too, we're going to have them right next
to adult adult things. I don't want to mention all
the adult adult products, but we're gonna have some things
right next to the adult products.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Also, like the adult diapers things like that. Oh wow, hey,
but let's just get into a shower. I know, enough
of the shenanigans. Let's just get into the podcast. How
was your week's show?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Bis? The week has been going good so far. I
went to I just you know, it's crazy. I I
haven't been out there in about probably a year. Went
to Monterey County, I mean the Monterey Aquarium, the Monterey
Bay Aquarium bro. So like every month, per year or whatever,
they give away like free tickets to everybody that lives
in Monterey County. It used to be like Santa Cruz
(01:49):
County in you know, San Benito County, but now it's
just Monterey County. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I know, I'm so irritated, Like I mean, not so irritated.
Good for them, but I'm saying I we're in Santa
Cruz County, so it's like come on man, show with
the love or right here. It's only Monterey County. Hook
it up, but bro saying I'm gonna hook it up
right here? Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It was so packed, bro, And like, to be honest
with you, I'm glad to my kids out there. We
have to I want to one soon as I walked
in and I wanted to leave right away. Okay, it
was so packed. It was It's a beautiful aquarium, but
it was packed strollers everywhere. I was like, what would
I do? I know, I got free tickets. I understand
that it's sixty five dollars five dollars to get into
the Money Bay Aquarium. Bro, that's a lot of money, man,
(02:31):
real talk.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Not that it's anyone's you know, visits anything. But I
had my wife take my son and I was like,
you guys, just go. I ain't trying to pay another
sixty five bucks for your boy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Just take them.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You know, I'll take them somewhere else you too. Just
knock it out.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And I understand. It goes to like it's a lot
of controversy. Conservatory you know what I mean? You know
that word I'm trying to say, I'm conservatory. There we go.
It's a lot of that going on, and you gotta
like feed all the fish and everything. And I get that,
and so I understand and like shot to everybody that's
become the members of the Monorary Bay Aquarium. But it's
a beautiful place. It just was packed, man, because everyone
(03:07):
got the free tickets, including myself. That thing was jam packed.
You know, it's crazy when you leave the Monorarey Bay Aquarium,
like you look all contra conservative and all that stuff,
you know, I mean like trying to protect the fish.
You know, as soon as you leave you really want
some seafood. I'm like, dade, I want to eat some
of that fit you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hey, dude, totally you feel bad, right you're wait a minute,
and then we're not supposed to leave here wanting to
eat fish.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's like, yeah, totally hear what you say.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's like, hey, you know, it's like tuna is not sustainable. Oh,
I can go for some sushi right now. It's very strange.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, it's and I feel completely bad, but I did.
I had some. I had some fish and chips. It
was very good cod.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And then I was like, it's a weird feeling. But
I hear what you're saying. You're like, oh, these animals
are amazing. Moment I want some deep fry, I know,
some French fries, beer battery quickly. God, we're just horrible people,
you know. I'm like in awe of the beauty and
(04:13):
then they'll give me some fish and chips.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yo. Yeah, it's crazy. Man. We were walking by and
I was like, you can't. I don't recommend going to
the Moneray Bad Quarium on like an empty stomach, because
you walk in here it's just hungry, right. You just
walk in and you're looking at all these like it
was a one. It was one part of the quarium
where it was just like a whole thing of just salmon,
and I'm looking at it. I was like, dang, what
if I brought my little coman, my little coman camper,
(04:38):
a little little propane, pulled a little salmon out and
put that thing with a little loudery season and salt
and get you know what I'm saying, get the work man.
I was like, I know that I'll probably lose my job,
get arrest and all that stuff, but will it be
worth it? Absolutely? The fishing would not be worth it.
It would not be worth it, you know. I think so.
I think so. And there was another part where you
see like the yellow fin tuna and all that. You know,
(05:01):
the big gigantic tuna. Not the tuna, can you knowing
a little, but the yellow fan tuna, the good stuff
just going around the big old glass bro. And I'm like, dang,
if I got in there, pull that tuna out, bro,
I'll tell that you.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
First of all, you wouldn't be able to do anything.
You don't even know how to gut a fish. You
show you personally wouldn't do a darn thing.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Bro. I listen, I would, man. I'll just need a
little little hooked give me a forking knife, and you
can eat that tuna. You never have been fishing. Hold on,
you've never been fishing. You've never had a gut a fish.
You don't even know what to do. I have a
coppa sent Luke. No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They did it for you. You went fishing, and then
they gutted it for you, and you watched somebody else
do it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm glad that I felt. I'm glad whatever, Sam, I'm
glad I found parking in Monterey I'm glad I found
some parking out there. You know, I learned my lesson
a long time ago not to park at that knob
Hill grocery store because I got a ticket and it
wasn't you know, this happened back in the day. So
it was like seventy bucks, and I know that I
would never parked there again. But I found street parking,
(06:02):
which was great. But when I have a parking garage, right,
it's not that much, is it? Yeah? Man, it's like expensive. Bro,
it's like thirty bucks. Oh is it really okay? Yeah? Man,
I mean, you know, some people say it's not a
big deal to me, that's thirty buses a lot. Man,
I'm just trying to go to free Monterey Bay Aquarium.
So I found street parking and that was cool. And
then and then afterwards we walked over to eld Toritos
(06:26):
had some little happy hour on us some free chips.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You had some chips and salsa, and then you left.
I didn't want because you're on the free thing. You
know what I'm saying. You're just like you waited it
or you sat down. They brought you some chips and sausa,
and then before they came back. You just had it
ate quick and then it dipped out. So you had
a free Monta Bay Aquarium, mean free street parking and
then free chips and saucea And.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Let me tell you, Sam, it's not true because I
felt guilty. I felt guilty about eating fish. I said,
you know what, we just left the aquarium. We cannot
eat the fish, even though I want some. And then
I was like, Okay, perfect Mexican food, Altertos, That's perfect.
So we went over there and called it a day.
But yeah, will I go again the next time the
Monterey beacram has free day from Monterey County residents. Hell, yeah,
(07:09):
I would go. Would I be Will I enjoy it?
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You're doing it just because you can. You go for
free and you check the box. Hey kids, I took
you here. So the experience wasn't great, But you're like, hey,
you can't say I didn't take you.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We went right. It was nice. It was just super packed,
you know what I'm saying. It was a super packed
hell of strollers, man, And especially if you're not in
the stroller community. See Sam, you are in the stroller community.
You know what I mean. I'm out I've been going
for like, you know, good seven years, eight years without
a stroller, you know what I mean. And and like,
you know, I know that how how you maneuver around
(07:44):
it's kind of stressful. How you maneuver around big crowds
with the stroller and everything. That's tough. I don't like
being in crowds with the stroller. I feel you.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm like this, come on, the kid doesn't care. H
kid's too small. You know, when they're really little, they don't.
They ain't trying to be here, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So your your daughter Luna in Stone do they do
you have double stroller? Do you have that? Or no?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We did, but now Stone's like four, so he doesn't
really you know. We have this little thing that with
the wheels that we called his skateboard. It's not skateboard,
but it's like a like a little thing, yeah, like
a little platform with wheels that clips on the on
the stroller, so then he could sit there or stand
up and then just roll along so he doesn't have
the walk you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's crazy. I saw it and I thought that was
the coolest thing ever, you know what I mean, Like
one of the coolest inventions ever, and I love how
like those. You know, it's a really cool like it's
a regular stroller, but then it's like a little skateboard
or scooter right attached next to it. I thought it
was cool. Man. Actually he likes that.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
So he's like four, so he's not trying to sit
in a h yeah, stroller.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You know. Yeah? Man? Okay, Sam, Well, I'm glad we talked.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Hey, that was cool. I you know, I did want
to ask you something. Go ahead, how is your stomach?
Are you still having stomach problems?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Me? Oh yeeah, Well you know what, Sam. To make
a long story short, I did have some issues and
like the most embarrassing thing happened to me not too
long ago, the most embarrassing thing to me ever.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, you don't you don't want to I wasn't didn't
mean that. I just meant I didn't want to get
into it because I don't know that's something you probably
don't want to share. But I was just asking because
you were having some stomach problem. I just want to
make sure you're okay.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Sam. It was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened
to me. While I'm in the studio here at one
of two point five K and iHeart Radio Studios and
Santa Cruz Celina's Monterey. You go ahead.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I know you laughed because you know, no, I'm not,
because you know what, I'm an adult and I'm not
laughing at all.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We've all been in those situations. I've you know, we've
all been there with stomach problems. Bro Listen, do you
want to I was. I mean, I have a lot
of questions. I kind of know what happened, but I
have so many questions. A lot of them are unanswered,
and it's.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's fine, man, Listen. If there's any kids in the room,
go ahead and clear. Could get the kids out the way,
all right? Get the kids out the way? No, no,
you can.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You can keep the kids in there. I mean, they
will probably find this entertaining. There's nothing inappropriate. It's just
it's very entertaining. It's for the fun for the whole family.
I just didn't I didn't mean to ask you that,
to go into it, because I think, like you said,
it's a very embarrassing thing. But just is your stomach
better now?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yes, it's much better. Man. Listen. I'm in this to
make a let me tell you what happens to him.
You already know, but let me tell you what happened
to our listeners. You're gonna okay, Okay, So I'm over here.
I got a phone call like, hey, so and so,
you know, the president or the general manager of WO
woman's coming in and also the director of this event
is coming in a major event in Monoroey County, and
(10:44):
a general manager is a major company, right and coming
in to record with me to promote this major event
Monory County.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, they're coming to the studio. Hold on, they're coming
to the studio to record a commercial or something to
promote something. So you do the production of the commercial, right,
So you record their voice, make the commercial, and then
they come in, you know. So they're coming to the
studio to meet with you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, and so I got both the commercials done, and
I want to do some like different edits to the commercial.
You know, this is off the air. So I'm like, okay,
let's record it a different way. Read it faster, read
it slower, a little bit behind the scenes of how
we record commercials here.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So you're behind the desk, you're behind the computer. They're
on the other side of the table and they're recording
and them talking into.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
The mic, and you're kind of directing them what to do,
right yeah, And I'm like, hey, three to eight.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, So this is a this is a standard day
in radio. This, you know, recording commercials is what you do.
You're at work, bro. So, all of a sudden, Sam,
listen closely. Sam, all of a sudden, I had to Okay, Hey,
stop the Ryan Seacrest. I don't know who you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Just talk to me.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I don't this isn't a game show, dog.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Just talk to me. You know, I don't need the
Then what happened?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You wouldn't believe, Like, stop the theatrics please, I'm like,
I know you're a hype right now.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You had a lot of coffee. Just talk like a
human being. Sam. So like, okay, so could be in
Hella Radio with it, you know, yes, And we'll be
right back after this, after.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
These messages, we'll be right back. Sam shows what what
happened in the studio. Just slow down, Slow down. I
know you're uncomfortable right now. This is obviously uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm not kind of uncomfortable. Keep in mind, the general
manager of this big company the director of this big
event happening out here in eight three one. Yeah, and
all of a sudden, I'm recording them. Next you know,
I had a large sneeze, true, right, and then next you.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Know what, slow do slow down? Before the sneeze, were
you having stomach issues? And did you think, hey, maybe
I should go to the bathroom right now, like you
know what I'm saying. Were you like holding you know what,
let me just finish what I'm doing. I did, I
know I should go to the bathroom right now, but
let me finish what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Sam fact, I was like, you know what, but let
me be I'm professional. Let me get these people in.
And I was like, I can deal with it late,
I can. You know what I'm saying, Like, I know
you could hold it. You could hold it, yeah, but
you had to go hold on. I have a lot
of questions. I'm trying to paint the picture here. So
people have refused.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
So you had you knew you had to do with
level level two, as my son would call it, level two. Right,
you have to use the restroom and you're gonna be
in level two right, right, you have to go number
two And you're like, hey, let me just hold on.
I could hold it, let me finish sixth commercial and
then I'll go to the bathroom and handle it. Is
(13:36):
that what's happening? Go ahead, go ahead, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So then and then all of a sudden, I have
a I don't know if it was dust particles from
our studio that fell down from the vent or whatever
it is. It's like came slowly and landed in my
kind of like final destination. You knew it was coming,
so whatever, and that had allowed to sneeze, and next thing,
you know that my stomach moved from the movement of
my sneeze and it just wrinkled down and all of
(14:00):
a sudden I heard I was like, holy, you know
what I mean. And then next thing, you know, I
felt it, you know, felt it in my pants. Man,
straight poo soup man. You know, It's like, okay, let
me get up and go.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I was like, let me hold on, then, okay. So
at that point, your sneeze triggered, like as you said,
trickled down your stomach, and then you pooed your pants, right,
So unfortunately, so you're sitting there, what were you thinking
that point? You knew you pooed could you feel it
or where you're like that might have been a big fart.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh, no, I felt it because it was in my
you know, my pants. I'm sitting down like with with
the general manager of this big company and the director
of this big event, and so like I was.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Like, so you're sitting there, and they did they hear Okay,
they heard the sneeze, but was there like a big
fart or they don't know. So at this point you
think they might think that you just sneezed. They don't
know anything yet. Yeah, they thought was sneeze. And all
of a sudden, I got up. I said, I'll be
right back, and so I left to our to the
to our restroom.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And you know, obviously, you know, obviously it was pulling
my pants on that stuff. Was it diarrheer yo's pool soup?
For sure? One hundred percent. It was all bad. So
what did you do?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So when you walked out, do you think they saw
your pa had it gone through your pants?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I didn't know that at the time. All right, let
me let me and so I went to the restroom, like,
oh my god, this is the first time this ever happened.
And so I went to the restroom, and then I
next thing, you know, I had to wait, hold on,
hold on. You've never shipped your pants ever? No, yeah,
in your life, I don't think so. Maybe as a baby,
but in my adulthood I can't recall, not onely like that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You know what I'm saying, You're not living, You're not
living anyways. I almost feel sorry for you that this
is your first time. But you know what, Okay, so
you realize you go in the bathroom, You're like, hey man,
I pulled my pants pulling down.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
What do you do? Do you do you throw a
way you're underwear because that's what I've hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold let me let me explain.
Went to the restroom, pulled everything off. So I'm like
straight up naked in the you know, in the restroom,
right because you take your pants off too, yeah, focus off.
And then and then you clean, you know, try to
clean yourself right, and you know all that stuff, man,
(16:19):
because it's a big old mess. Bro, it's all bad.
And then you know, and then I took and then
and then you you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Still left your T shirt on those so you're you're
like you're in the bathroom ports with T shirt.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, yeah, okay, so left, so you just.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Have no pants or underwear in the restroom at work.
I'm just trying to paint the picture. I didn't mean
to do a deep dive on this. I really didn't
mean to do a deep dive. I'm just I'm trying
to paint the picture on trying.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'm trying. I'm just envisioning.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You what's going through your mind.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
And I didn't mean to do the deep dive. But
I'm curious. It's fine, man. I was so stressed out, man,
because it's like, you know, I'm recordings Mrcial, these important
people are here in the studio with me. I just
got up and left without even saying now, like I
I'll be right back, and I just and so I
was like, okay in the restroom, I'm like clean up
and got soap and all that. You know, all hit that. Okay.
(17:13):
But here's the question.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
What I'm saying is if it's like you said, pooh soup,
if it's you know a lot of it's very it's
a water bass pool, right, So it's did you put
your underwear back on? You just underwear? Let me let
me tell you what happened. So everything was off. I
got like, hell a soap from the dispenser and started
kind of.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Like like hand washing, washing it in the sink. Yeah. Yeah,
and just kind of hand washing everything and uh yeah man,
and hell is soap everywhere, right, and you know, and
washing off of myself and I'm like, okay, so I'm
thinking everything is cool. Got everything cleaned and yeah, so
(17:55):
hold on one question at that and everything underwear, underwear
and everything everything. I'm but had had the poop penetrated
the underwear and gone to the pants. Yes, so I
had the pants off. I had to clean them hell
of soap and all that stuff. And I thought that
that was it. I thought that that was it, man.
And so after everything was done and cleaned and washed
(18:17):
and everything like that, I walked back into the studio
and the general manager said, hey, show, but you probably
don't want to sit over there. I think the dog
went went over there and pooed over there. And I'm like,
and I saw it. I saw it in the studio.
The chair was soiled. I saw it on the chair,
and I saw it on the floor.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It was on the floor to floor and chair floor
and chair, chair and floor chair and floor. Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Man, this is a major blowout, oh bro, because he
said the dog went over there, because the general manager
has a dog sometimes that will run around the studio,
so he was he was probably trying to cover for you,
out for me because there's somebody else in the studio,
and he's probably like, hey, don't sit there. The dog
goes there. He's like, oh man, because he knows you know,
yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And then and then all of a sudden, I saw
it right there where I sit at in the studio,
and I'm like saying to myself, holy shit, right right,
and and then I pulled him out. I said, okay,
you guys, come with me, come with me to the
next studio.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And then hold on, hold on, did you fit? I'm
sorry to keep cutting you off, man, but I don't
want you to.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Go past it. I don't want to miss anything.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So did you finish your commercial or no? Or where
you like go to the next studio so I can finish.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well? No, the commercial was kind of like already kind
of almost done, and so I had to bring him
to the other studio. And then and then I was like, oh,
I was like super stressed out, man, the highest level
of stress. You can only imagine. I can't ship on
the floor and the you know, I mean, it's a
big old mess, bro and and so I had no idea,
(19:57):
and I'm super embarrassed. There's important people here next, you know,
our general manager at the radio station. I had to
go tell her. I'm like, Yo, I said, Yo, you
gotta handle this. I have a look, there's an emergency
here in the studio. There's there's been an accident in
the studio, and your pants are wet that you're talking
to her and you turn around and walk away, and
(20:18):
she knows your pants are wet because you've already watched
them in the sink. No, no, she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
She doesn't know, but if she were to look with
her own eyes, she would see that your pants are wet.
Correct on your butt, right. So I had to because
if it went through your pants to the chair and
on to the floor, you know, like she'll be You're
walking around with these clients on this and your pants
are completely wet. This is wild to me. I'd probably, honestly,
I probably just go home. I wouldn't have I even
(20:43):
respect the fact that you went back in to talk
to them. I would have never come back. I would
have washed off and got my car. And I'm like, hey, man,
I don't even know if i'll you know, it's gonna
take a while. I gotta I gotta think about this one.
How I'm gonna what my next move is.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
And then okay, so and then okay, and then so
our general manager had station had to go over there,
and I said, Julie, got to get him out of here.
I'm gonna finish up the commercial. You gottaet him as
a major actions accident in our studio. Major And she said, okay,
no problem, Biz, no problem, I'll get it. Okay. I said, no,
(21:20):
I'm not okay. So I said, get him out of here. Hey, sorry, guys,
I got everything. Sorry about that. I said, no, no,
no problem, but nowhere and and so yeah, man, So
they took off, and then here I am with my
hats matt outfit on, not really cleaning up everything. We
(21:43):
got a hell of cloth. Oh you should just throw
in the chair away. The company wouldn't have known, right,
there's barely anybody in the building. There's a ton of
extra chairs. You would have tossed it. Know, one would
have known the WI I'm already in embarrassing mode and
stressed out and and he's commercial with the client. I
had no idea what's going on. Just just let you know.
And you know, you know me, Sam, you know under
(22:05):
under all these pressure. You can only imagine what I
was going through. R oh, yeah, you do not handle
pressure well. So I'm stressed, you know out, yo, I
had like and so I had major bleach and Clorox
trying to clean up everything and get everything in the bag.
And it's just disgusting, right, and I'm just embarrassed, mad
(22:27):
at myself. Uh and yeah, So I cleaned everything up
and wiped everything down over and over. I use probably
three things of Corox wipes and and then I went
back to the bathroom clean all that stuff up too
with Clorox and everything like that. And yeah, man, and
then and Finn I had to like finish the commercial
(22:52):
and Senate Senator our general manager because it was under
the pressure that we needed to rite away, you know
what I'm saying, like we need to stand. Yeah, and
then I'll say, hey, I gotta go, And then I left.
I left. I had like a towel down on my seat,
made it home, put everything in the washing their heavy duty.
You know what I'm saying. I took a shower. That's
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the hardest part.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
That is when you probably you had to sit down
with your children explain what happened to you, right, No,
the kids were you didn't tell your childre you didn't
tell your sons.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
No, the kids were in school, No, I didn't, I know.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But when they got home, did you sit them down
and say, hey, daddy has has to talk to you something,
and you tell them what happened to you? No, to
your father. Something happened today to your father, and I
needed to.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I need to be honest with you. Guys. I tell
my wife, Oh you did it? No, I'd tell you
nothing about Oh no, I'm embarrassed. I know.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
But I mean you're on here talking about it, right,
But I mean, obviously I know there's only about twelve
people who listened to this podcast. We're lucky. I would
bet there's probably not even double digits. But anyways, that
the whole other side, a lot of people listening numbers
even though you're talking about it right now, and nobody's
still gonna know shot to the this, that and.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
The third nation nation. Yeah yeah, so so yeah, I
was it was super embarrassed. That's the first time that
ever happened to me in the studio and I and
you know, now, I'm like, really, really really got to
listen to my stomach if anything like moves just a
little bit. And so after that, it was definitely a
(24:31):
teachable moment, Sam. And so right after that, every time
there was like a quick little turn in my stomach
or whatever, I went straight to the bathroom. Whatever it is.
I'm just super mindful because I never want that to
happen again. It was the most embarrassing thing in front
of like, you know, big time executives.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You know what I'm saying, Oh, have you seen the executives?
Have you seen the idea? The people here you were
recording the commercial with. Have you seen him since then?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
The person the person that was thrown in an event.
I saw her on Saturday, her and her family on
Saturday at bro I was like, cheese, it's leaning, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Goodness, And did you were like what do I do
do I talk to this person?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Oh? With the family, I just say, hey, what's going on?
She knows, she knows, she knows the truth. Yeah, she
knows what happened. She oh, unspeakable in the studio. Oh,
I was given. They were sitting down and I was
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going for like a good ten fifteen minutes, and another
after while I was cleaning. So they were sitting down
just watching, you know, my mess in the chair, like
looking at it in the sea, and.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
They're probably looking at each other, going what is going
on right now here? It was uncomfortable for them. They
was like, oh my god, this is uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Do we leave?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's obviously smelled. Do we pretend it didn't happen? Are
we supposed to get up and go home? Is he
ever coming back? And then you walk in and then
that's probably where they laughed to themselves inside when when
you walked back at first, they're probably concerned, they don't
know what to do. They're uncomfortable when you walk back in,
that's when they were like laughing to themselves quietly.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Oh you know, you know what? You know what too is?
I'm going to I'm going to send them both a bottle,
like some sort of bottle something like that, Hey my bad,
my bad.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
A bottle of what the remover.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Like like some champagne or something like that, just like hey,
thank you or whatever it is. Because yeah, but like you.
When I ran to the executive from the from the
form the major event, I sawry Chuck E Cheese and
Selena's side note, Yeah, I don't want to be at
Chuck E Cheese on the Saturday evening. In Selena's it
(26:43):
was super packed too, man, Yo, it was just like,
oh my god. It was for my wife's family's kid's birthday.
And I was like, man, let me get out of
here right away. Oh man.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And you're there with your family and you see her family,
and she knows the truth. And her family knows the truth.
I mean, it's not like it's not a secret. She's
gonna be like, oh my goodness, I had the craziest day,
you know.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So and so.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
The number one morning show and podcast, oh number one podcast.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now, oh my goodness. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
So her family knows and you're like, oh man, I'm
here with my family. Oh that's got to be uncomfortable.
I love you and thank you for being honest show
business sharing the story with us. And I didn't mean
to do a deep dive on it, but I had
so many to answered questions because you called me right
after and I was asking questions, but you were kind
of in the heat of the moment and you called
me to like vent and you know, so I didn't
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know all the details.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, man, I was like it just like it was
the most embarrassing thing that happened to me in the studio.
Will it ever happened again? I knock on would? I
hope not, but I would. I would say to the
word to everybody. When your stomach really says something to you,
pay attention. Listen. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I mean I've you know, I've pulled my pants a
few times, but I mean I was lucky enough to
get away with it, you know, and a couple of
times I was younger, and I feel like, I feel
like the end of Ocean's eleven, you know, when they
get away with the crime. That's how I felt when
I put my pants and nobody knew. I was like,
I felt like I just robbed the bellagio and got
(28:18):
away with it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I was like, Oh, there's so many people here and
nobody knows. I felt like a genius.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, it was, Listen, it was it hands down a
great teachable moment I learned from it. Was I embarrassed, Yes,
And when I'll be talking about this and laughing about
this for years to come. Absolutely, dude, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
So funny you say that, but real quick, like you
got to listen to your stomach, because I have like
stomach issues sometimes.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Right.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
So just yesterday I was supposed to take my son
to the park. There was like some little festival at
the park or something going down. Yeah, and I was
eating something and then my stomach kind of turned a
little bit and I was like, oh, I know something.
Eventually it's gonna go wrong here, you know. I was like,
I told him, Hey, we can't go. I didn't tell
him why, but I was like, I'm not gonna go
(29:03):
out there. I'm gonna need to use a restroom. There's
no restroom. I'm gonna pull a BIZ and have my
pants and then walk home with you. So I kind
of told him some crazy story because I don't want
to say, oh, dude's tummy hurts, you know. But I
was like, nah, I already know how this is gonna
play out. I'm not gonna be BIZ two point. Oh,
I'm not gonna do it. So and and sure enough,
(29:24):
my stomach could you know, not to get into details,
but I had, you know, I had a rough goal
with the stomach that night.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You know, tough one. It was a tough one.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
But but because of you, I learned from your situation.
Thank you, Sam, you know, and I hope and if anything,
I hope. But people take away from this is this
is a teachable moment to people.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, like I said, and it's not a BIZ two
point oh pull up biz, so miss me with that.
It's just an accident that happened and it won't happen again.
We learned from it, and I'm glad that I can
vent out and explain everything on our fantastic podcast now.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I think hold on, I think it would be great,
hold on, hold on. I think it would be great
maybe if you could like speak at your son's school
and kind of about if this happens to people. To
listen to your stomach.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Somebody, somebody's calling me right now, Hello, Hello, Hello, can
I help you? No? Okay, sorry, it was my boy.
Spam Risk was calling me. Spam Risk cost me all
the time. I think this is a teachable moment.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I think that you should go to your son's school
or other schools around the area and talk to the
kids so that it doesn't happen to them.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
You share your experience and you go. Hey, guys, I
just don't want this to happen to you. You should
go on a school tour and do it junior highs
and high school and you should start at your kids' school.
I think that's a great idea. I can get paid
for doing that too. Speaking engagements, Oh you get a
sponsor what Sharman. You know, sponsored by Sharman on a
very special episode.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Brought to you by brought to you by Kirkling toilet paper.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know, there's sponsorship opportunities to probably make money kids.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Trust me, you don't want this to happen to you.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I feel like this podcast is a very special episode.
I think we you know, we should have started We
should have a disclaimer on the beginning of this episode,
a warning like this, no like on a very special episode.
Showbiz talks about an emergency that happened in his pants
(31:26):
on a very special episode.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Sponsored by Clorax Wipes coming to your Life from the
Clorx Wipe Studios that in the third podcast, Oh, you
went through a hell of Clorox wipes since COVID.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Okay, but you were just wiping with Clorox wives and
just I mean that just seems messy.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Man, that just sms.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I guess you're just using your resources whatever you had
to you. That just seems man, I'm sorry, said hey,
I'm sorry you went through that.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And uh, you know, I mean it's gonna happen to
us all one day, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, we don't learn from like I said, we don't
learn from this. And I'm glad I can share my
struggle with my story, my struggle with everybody that's listening
to our podcast. And yeah, man, but you know what,
do not judge me, because I get better from this,
you know, and I'll get I'll get stronger every day,
get stronger every day.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Do you feel stronger as a person, because hey man,
what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Do you feel
stronger now because you've went through this? This is one
of the worst things that ever happened to me. Listen,
I'm from I'm from East Oakland, California, and sometimes get
a little a little hectic out there, and this is
the most heckic thing that and that is nothing compared
(32:56):
to what you went through that today.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Sometimes to get a little hectic out there, Oh yeah,
that was that was the that was the most hectic
thing I probably ever faced in my life. I would say,
you know what I mean, But but I appreciate you
Sam for asking about it. I'm glad to talk about
it on our fantastic podcast and yeah, man, and we
don't wrap things up, but I appreciate everybody listening to
(33:20):
this this special episode. Yeah, it's a very special episode.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
And thanks for being open and having fun with the
show because I know it actually is a personal story
and you're just kind of like an open book as
a person. You don't care about anything. Yeah, but that's
the thing. It's like knowing you, you kind of don't
recognize how do I say this, Like you're never embarrassed, right, No,
Like you're never you don't recognize awkwardness. It's one of
those things where I don't know, it's hard to explain.
(33:48):
You just don't really trip on all that stuff. Nothing's
awkward to you, even if it is in situations awkward.
I'm like over here mortified, and you'll be like, oh, yeah,
it was great. I was like, No, that was really
awkward and weird. Anyways, you don't recognize that. I've never
seen you embarrassed. So when you called me to tell
me you go, Sam, I am so embarrassed. I am mortified.
(34:08):
I was like, Oh, this is gonna be good. This
has got to be good because I've never even seen
you embarrassed, and You've been in plenty of embarrassing situations.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Where I'm embarrassed kind of for you.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I'm like, oh, and You're like, I don't care, and
I was like, that's what I love about you, you know.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah man, yeah, man, Well learn from it, keep it
moving and yeah, and I appreciate everybody listening to this
episode of this that in the third podcast, that's Sam Digity,
I'm show Biz and yeah, we out
Hey, hey, welcome to another episode of This, That, and
the third podcast. Thanks for listening. Then, before we get
started once again, merch is on the way. We're working
on the merch everyone's hitting us up, they want stuff.
Trust me, it's on the way. It's in the works.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
And shout to my wife Nina. Man, she's making merchandise already,
but I think that she's embezzling money from us. Man,
so I gotta like it, you know, I'll trust me.
We don't get the investigators involved because she already I
didn't sign off on the likeness of myself or yourself.
She's already making merchandise. Your wife, Vanessa have some of
our merchandise.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But it's not light but it's unauthorized. It's unlicensed, so
it's bootleg stuff. It's unauthorized merchandise. We'll get to the
bottom of that. I don't want to, you know, freak
everybody out, but there will be authorized, licensed to merchandise.
There's a lot of stuff out there that's fake, so
I just want to let everybody known. Don't buy the
fake stuff. There's some real stuff coming fully licensed.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah. Well, we're gonna be having t shirts right next
at Spencer's right next to Slayer T shirts and Metallica
T shirts gonna be right in between. And also at
adult shops too, we're going to have them right next
to adult adult things. I don't want to mention all
the adult adult products, but we're gonna have some things
right next to the adult products.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Also, like the adult diapers things like that. Oh wow, hey,
but let's just get into a shower. I know, enough
of the shenanigans. Let's just get into the podcast. How
was your week's show?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Bis? The week has been going good so far. I
went to I just you know, it's crazy. I I
haven't been out there in about probably a year. Went
to Monterey County, I mean the Monterey Aquarium, the Monterey
Bay Aquarium bro. So like every month, per year or whatever,
they give away like free tickets to everybody that lives
in Monterey County. It used to be like Santa Cruz
(01:49):
County in you know, San Benito County, but now it's
just Monterey County. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I know, I'm so irritated, Like I mean, not so irritated.
Good for them, but I'm saying I we're in Santa
Cruz County, so it's like come on man, show with
the love or right here. It's only Monterey County. Hook
it up, but bro saying I'm gonna hook it up
right here? Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It was so packed, bro, And like, to be honest
with you, I'm glad to my kids out there. We
have to I want to one soon as I walked
in and I wanted to leave right away. Okay, it
was so packed. It was It's a beautiful aquarium, but
it was packed strollers everywhere. I was like, what would
I do? I know, I got free tickets. I understand
that it's sixty five dollars five dollars to get into
the Money Bay Aquarium. Bro, that's a lot of money, man,
(02:31):
real talk.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Not that it's anyone's you know, visits anything. But I
had my wife take my son and I was like,
you guys, just go. I ain't trying to pay another
sixty five bucks for your boy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Just take them.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You know, I'll take them somewhere else you too. Just
knock it out.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And I understand. It goes to like it's a lot
of controversy. Conservatory you know what I mean? You know
that word I'm trying to say, I'm conservatory. There we go.
It's a lot of that going on, and you gotta
like feed all the fish and everything. And I get that,
and so I understand and like shot to everybody that's
become the members of the Monorary Bay Aquarium. But it's
a beautiful place. It just was packed, man, because everyone
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got the free tickets, including myself. That thing was jam packed.
You know, it's crazy when you leave the Monorarey Bay Aquarium,
like you look all contra conservative and all that stuff,
you know, I mean like trying to protect the fish.
You know, as soon as you leave you really want
some seafood. I'm like, dade, I want to eat some
of that fit you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hey, dude, totally you feel bad, right you're wait a minute,
and then we're not supposed to leave here wanting to
eat fish.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's like, yeah, totally hear what you say.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's like, hey, you know, it's like tuna is not sustainable. Oh,
I can go for some sushi right now. It's very strange.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, it's and I feel completely bad, but I did.
I had some. I had some fish and chips. It
was very good cod.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And then I was like, it's a weird feeling. But
I hear what you're saying. You're like, oh, these animals
are amazing. Moment I want some deep fry, I know,
some French fries, beer battery quickly. God, we're just horrible people,
you know. I'm like in awe of the beauty and
(04:13):
then they'll give me some fish and chips.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yo. Yeah, it's crazy. Man. We were walking by and
I was like, you can't. I don't recommend going to
the Moneray Bad Quarium on like an empty stomach, because
you walk in here it's just hungry, right. You just
walk in and you're looking at all these like it
was a one. It was one part of the quarium
where it was just like a whole thing of just salmon,
and I'm looking at it. I was like, dang, what
if I brought my little coman, my little coman camper,
(04:38):
a little little propane, pulled a little salmon out and
put that thing with a little loudery season and salt
and get you know what I'm saying, get the work man.
I was like, I know that I'll probably lose my job,
get arrest and all that stuff, but will it be
worth it? Absolutely? The fishing would not be worth it.
It would not be worth it, you know. I think so.
I think so. And there was another part where you
see like the yellow fin tuna and all that. You know,
(05:01):
the big gigantic tuna. Not the tuna, can you knowing
a little, but the yellow fan tuna, the good stuff
just going around the big old glass bro. And I'm like, dang,
if I got in there, pull that tuna out, bro,
I'll tell that you.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
First of all, you wouldn't be able to do anything.
You don't even know how to gut a fish. You
show you personally wouldn't do a darn thing.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Bro. I listen, I would, man. I'll just need a
little little hooked give me a forking knife, and you
can eat that tuna. You never have been fishing. Hold on,
you've never been fishing. You've never had a gut a fish.
You don't even know what to do. I have a
coppa sent Luke. No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They did it for you. You went fishing, and then
they gutted it for you, and you watched somebody else
do it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm glad that I felt. I'm glad whatever, Sam, I'm
glad I found parking in Monterey I'm glad I found
some parking out there. You know, I learned my lesson
a long time ago not to park at that knob
Hill grocery store because I got a ticket and it
wasn't you know, this happened back in the day. So
it was like seventy bucks, and I know that I
would never parked there again. But I found street parking,
(06:02):
which was great. But when I have a parking garage, right,
it's not that much, is it? Yeah? Man, it's like expensive. Bro,
it's like thirty bucks. Oh is it really okay? Yeah? Man,
I mean, you know, some people say it's not a
big deal to me, that's thirty buses a lot. Man,
I'm just trying to go to free Monterey Bay Aquarium.
So I found street parking and that was cool. And
then and then afterwards we walked over to eld Toritos
(06:26):
had some little happy hour on us some free chips.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You had some chips and salsa, and then you left.
I didn't want because you're on the free thing. You
know what I'm saying. You're just like you waited it
or you sat down. They brought you some chips and sausa,
and then before they came back. You just had it
ate quick and then it dipped out. So you had
a free Monta Bay Aquarium, mean free street parking and
then free chips and saucea And.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Let me tell you, Sam, it's not true because I
felt guilty. I felt guilty about eating fish. I said,
you know what, we just left the aquarium. We cannot
eat the fish, even though I want some. And then
I was like, Okay, perfect Mexican food, Altertos, That's perfect.
So we went over there and called it a day.
But yeah, will I go again the next time the
Monterey beacram has free day from Monterey County residents. Hell, yeah,
(07:09):
I would go. Would I be Will I enjoy it?
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You're doing it just because you can. You go for
free and you check the box. Hey kids, I took
you here. So the experience wasn't great, But you're like, hey,
you can't say I didn't take you.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We went right. It was nice. It was just super packed,
you know what I'm saying. It was a super packed
hell of strollers, man, And especially if you're not in
the stroller community. See Sam, you are in the stroller community.
You know what I mean. I'm out I've been going
for like, you know, good seven years, eight years without
a stroller, you know what I mean. And and like,
you know, I know that how how you maneuver around
(07:44):
it's kind of stressful. How you maneuver around big crowds
with the stroller and everything. That's tough. I don't like
being in crowds with the stroller. I feel you.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm like this, come on, the kid doesn't care. H
kid's too small. You know, when they're really little, they don't.
They ain't trying to be here, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So your your daughter Luna in Stone do they do
you have double stroller? Do you have that? Or no?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We did, but now Stone's like four, so he doesn't
really you know. We have this little thing that with
the wheels that we called his skateboard. It's not skateboard,
but it's like a like a little thing, yeah, like
a little platform with wheels that clips on the on
the stroller, so then he could sit there or stand
up and then just roll along so he doesn't have
the walk you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's crazy. I saw it and I thought that was
the coolest thing ever, you know what I mean, Like
one of the coolest inventions ever, and I love how
like those. You know, it's a really cool like it's
a regular stroller, but then it's like a little skateboard
or scooter right attached next to it. I thought it
was cool. Man. Actually he likes that.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
So he's like four, so he's not trying to sit
in a h yeah, stroller.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You know. Yeah? Man? Okay, Sam, Well, I'm glad we talked.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Hey, that was cool. I you know, I did want
to ask you something. Go ahead, how is your stomach?
Are you still having stomach problems?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Me? Oh yeeah, Well you know what, Sam. To make
a long story short, I did have some issues and
like the most embarrassing thing happened to me not too
long ago, the most embarrassing thing to me ever.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, you don't you don't want to I wasn't didn't
mean that. I just meant I didn't want to get
into it because I don't know that's something you probably
don't want to share. But I was just asking because
you were having some stomach problem. I just want to
make sure you're okay.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Sam. It was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened
to me. While I'm in the studio here at one
of two point five K and iHeart Radio Studios and
Santa Cruz Celina's Monterey. You go ahead.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I know you laughed because you know, no, I'm not,
because you know what, I'm an adult and I'm not
laughing at all.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We've all been in those situations. I've you know, we've
all been there with stomach problems. Bro Listen, do you
want to I was. I mean, I have a lot
of questions. I kind of know what happened, but I
have so many questions. A lot of them are unanswered,
and it's.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's fine, man, Listen. If there's any kids in the room,
go ahead and clear. Could get the kids out the way,
all right? Get the kids out the way? No, no,
you can.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You can keep the kids in there. I mean, they
will probably find this entertaining. There's nothing inappropriate. It's just
it's very entertaining. It's for the fun for the whole family.
I just didn't I didn't mean to ask you that,
to go into it, because I think, like you said,
it's a very embarrassing thing. But just is your stomach
better now?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yes, it's much better. Man. Listen. I'm in this to
make a let me tell you what happens to him.
You already know, but let me tell you what happened
to our listeners. You're gonna okay, Okay, So I'm over here.
I got a phone call like, hey, so and so,
you know, the president or the general manager of WO
woman's coming in and also the director of this event
is coming in a major event in Monoroey County, and
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a general manager is a major company, right and coming
in to record with me to promote this major event
Monory County.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, they're coming to the studio. Hold on, they're coming
to the studio to record a commercial or something to
promote something. So you do the production of the commercial, right,
So you record their voice, make the commercial, and then
they come in, you know. So they're coming to the
studio to meet with you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, and so I got both the commercials done, and
I want to do some like different edits to the commercial.
You know, this is off the air. So I'm like, okay,
let's record it a different way. Read it faster, read
it slower, a little bit behind the scenes of how
we record commercials here.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So you're behind the desk, you're behind the computer. They're
on the other side of the table and they're recording
and them talking into.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
The mic, and you're kind of directing them what to do,
right yeah, And I'm like, hey, three to eight.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, So this is a this is a standard day
in radio. This, you know, recording commercials is what you do.
You're at work, bro. So, all of a sudden, Sam,
listen closely. Sam, all of a sudden, I had to Okay, Hey,
stop the Ryan Seacrest. I don't know who you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Just talk to me.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I don't this isn't a game show, dog.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Just talk to me. You know, I don't need the
Then what happened?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You wouldn't believe, Like, stop the theatrics please, I'm like,
I know you're a hype right now.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You had a lot of coffee. Just talk like a
human being. Sam. So like, okay, so could be in
Hella Radio with it, you know, yes, And we'll be
right back after this, after.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
These messages, we'll be right back. Sam shows what what
happened in the studio. Just slow down, Slow down. I
know you're uncomfortable right now. This is obviously uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm not kind of uncomfortable. Keep in mind, the general
manager of this big company the director of this big
event happening out here in eight three one. Yeah, and
all of a sudden, I'm recording them. Next you know,
I had a large sneeze, true, right, and then next you.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Know what, slow do slow down? Before the sneeze, were
you having stomach issues? And did you think, hey, maybe
I should go to the bathroom right now, like you
know what I'm saying. Were you like holding you know what,
let me just finish what I'm doing. I did, I
know I should go to the bathroom right now, but
let me finish what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Sam fact, I was like, you know what, but let
me be I'm professional. Let me get these people in.
And I was like, I can deal with it late,
I can. You know what I'm saying, Like, I know
you could hold it. You could hold it, yeah, but
you had to go hold on. I have a lot
of questions. I'm trying to paint the picture here. So
people have refused.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
So you had you knew you had to do with
level level two, as my son would call it, level two. Right,
you have to use the restroom and you're gonna be
in level two right, right, you have to go number
two And you're like, hey, let me just hold on.
I could hold it, let me finish sixth commercial and
then I'll go to the bathroom and handle it. Is
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that what's happening? Go ahead, go ahead, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So then and then all of a sudden, I have
a I don't know if it was dust particles from
our studio that fell down from the vent or whatever
it is. It's like came slowly and landed in my
kind of like final destination. You knew it was coming,
so whatever, and that had allowed to sneeze, and next thing,
you know that my stomach moved from the movement of
my sneeze and it just wrinkled down and all of
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a sudden I heard I was like, holy, you know
what I mean. And then next thing, you know, I
felt it, you know, felt it in my pants. Man,
straight poo soup man. You know, It's like, okay, let
me get up and go.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I was like, let me hold on, then, okay. So
at that point, your sneeze triggered, like as you said,
trickled down your stomach, and then you pooed your pants, right,
So unfortunately, so you're sitting there, what were you thinking
that point? You knew you pooed could you feel it
or where you're like that might have been a big fart.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh, no, I felt it because it was in my
you know, my pants. I'm sitting down like with with
the general manager of this big company and the director
of this big event, and so like I was.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Like, so you're sitting there, and they did they hear Okay,
they heard the sneeze, but was there like a big
fart or they don't know. So at this point you
think they might think that you just sneezed. They don't
know anything yet. Yeah, they thought was sneeze. And all
of a sudden, I got up. I said, I'll be
right back, and so I left to our to the
to our restroom.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And you know, obviously, you know, obviously it was pulling
my pants on that stuff. Was it diarrheer yo's pool soup?
For sure? One hundred percent. It was all bad. So
what did you do?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So when you walked out, do you think they saw
your pa had it gone through your pants?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I didn't know that at the time. All right, let
me let me and so I went to the restroom, like,
oh my god, this is the first time this ever happened.
And so I went to the restroom, and then I
next thing, you know, I had to wait, hold on,
hold on. You've never shipped your pants ever? No, yeah,
in your life, I don't think so. Maybe as a baby,
but in my adulthood I can't recall, not onely like that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You know what I'm saying, You're not living, You're not
living anyways. I almost feel sorry for you that this
is your first time. But you know what, Okay, so
you realize you go in the bathroom, You're like, hey man,
I pulled my pants pulling down.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
What do you do? Do you do you throw a
way you're underwear because that's what I've hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold let me let me explain.
Went to the restroom, pulled everything off. So I'm like
straight up naked in the you know, in the restroom,
right because you take your pants off too, yeah, focus off.
And then and then you clean, you know, try to
clean yourself right, and you know all that stuff, man,
(16:19):
because it's a big old mess. Bro, it's all bad.
And then you know, and then I took and then
and then you you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Still left your T shirt on those so you're you're
like you're in the bathroom ports with T shirt.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, yeah, okay, so left, so you just.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Have no pants or underwear in the restroom at work.
I'm just trying to paint the picture. I didn't mean
to do a deep dive on this. I really didn't
mean to do a deep dive. I'm just I'm trying
to paint the picture on trying.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'm trying. I'm just envisioning.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You what's going through your mind.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
And I didn't mean to do the deep dive. But
I'm curious. It's fine, man. I was so stressed out, man,
because it's like, you know, I'm recordings Mrcial, these important
people are here in the studio with me. I just
got up and left without even saying now, like I
I'll be right back, and I just and so I
was like, okay in the restroom, I'm like clean up
and got soap and all that. You know, all hit that. Okay.
(17:13):
But here's the question.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
What I'm saying is if it's like you said, pooh soup,
if it's you know a lot of it's very it's
a water bass pool, right, So it's did you put
your underwear back on? You just underwear? Let me let
me tell you what happened. So everything was off. I
got like, hell a soap from the dispenser and started
kind of.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Like like hand washing, washing it in the sink. Yeah. Yeah,
and just kind of hand washing everything and uh yeah man,
and hell is soap everywhere, right, and you know, and
washing off of myself and I'm like, okay, so I'm
thinking everything is cool. Got everything cleaned and yeah, so
(17:55):
hold on one question at that and everything underwear, underwear
and everything everything. I'm but had had the poop penetrated
the underwear and gone to the pants. Yes, so I
had the pants off. I had to clean them hell
of soap and all that stuff. And I thought that
that was it. I thought that that was it, man.
And so after everything was done and cleaned and washed
(18:17):
and everything like that, I walked back into the studio
and the general manager said, hey, show, but you probably
don't want to sit over there. I think the dog
went went over there and pooed over there. And I'm like,
and I saw it. I saw it in the studio.
The chair was soiled. I saw it on the chair,
and I saw it on the floor.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It was on the floor to floor and chair floor
and chair, chair and floor chair and floor. Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Man, this is a major blowout, oh bro, because he
said the dog went over there, because the general manager
has a dog sometimes that will run around the studio,
so he was he was probably trying to cover for you,
out for me because there's somebody else in the studio,
and he's probably like, hey, don't sit there. The dog
goes there. He's like, oh man, because he knows you know,
yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And then and then all of a sudden, I saw
it right there where I sit at in the studio,
and I'm like saying to myself, holy shit, right right,
and and then I pulled him out. I said, okay,
you guys, come with me, come with me to the
next studio.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And then hold on, hold on, did you fit? I'm
sorry to keep cutting you off, man, but I don't
want you to.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Go past it. I don't want to miss anything.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So did you finish your commercial or no? Or where
you like go to the next studio so I can finish.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well? No, the commercial was kind of like already kind
of almost done, and so I had to bring him
to the other studio. And then and then I was like, oh,
I was like super stressed out, man, the highest level
of stress. You can only imagine. I can't ship on
the floor and the you know, I mean, it's a
big old mess, bro and and so I had no idea,
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and I'm super embarrassed. There's important people here next, you know,
our general manager at the radio station. I had to
go tell her. I'm like, Yo, I said, Yo, you
gotta handle this. I have a look, there's an emergency
here in the studio. There's there's been an accident in
the studio, and your pants are wet that you're talking
to her and you turn around and walk away, and
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she knows your pants are wet because you've already watched
them in the sink. No, no, she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
She doesn't know, but if she were to look with
her own eyes, she would see that your pants are wet.
Correct on your butt, right. So I had to because
if it went through your pants to the chair and
on to the floor, you know, like she'll be You're
walking around with these clients on this and your pants
are completely wet. This is wild to me. I'd probably, honestly,
I probably just go home. I wouldn't have I even
(20:43):
respect the fact that you went back in to talk
to them. I would have never come back. I would
have washed off and got my car. And I'm like, hey, man,
I don't even know if i'll you know, it's gonna
take a while. I gotta I gotta think about this one.
How I'm gonna what my next move is.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
And then okay, so and then okay, and then so
our general manager had station had to go over there,
and I said, Julie, got to get him out of here.
I'm gonna finish up the commercial. You gottaet him as
a major actions accident in our studio. Major And she said, okay,
no problem, Biz, no problem, I'll get it. Okay. I said, no,
(21:20):
I'm not okay. So I said, get him out of here. Hey, sorry, guys,
I got everything. Sorry about that. I said, no, no,
no problem, but nowhere and and so yeah, man, So
they took off, and then here I am with my
hats matt outfit on, not really cleaning up everything. We
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got a hell of cloth. Oh you should just throw
in the chair away. The company wouldn't have known, right,
there's barely anybody in the building. There's a ton of
extra chairs. You would have tossed it. Know, one would
have known the WI I'm already in embarrassing mode and
stressed out and and he's commercial with the client. I
had no idea what's going on. Just just let you know.
And you know, you know me, Sam, you know under
(22:05):
under all these pressure. You can only imagine what I
was going through. R oh, yeah, you do not handle
pressure well. So I'm stressed, you know out, yo, I
had like and so I had major bleach and Clorox
trying to clean up everything and get everything in the bag.
And it's just disgusting, right, and I'm just embarrassed, mad
(22:27):
at myself. Uh and yeah, So I cleaned everything up
and wiped everything down over and over. I use probably
three things of Corox wipes and and then I went
back to the bathroom clean all that stuff up too
with Clorox and everything like that. And yeah, man, and
then and Finn I had to like finish the commercial
(22:52):
and Senate Senator our general manager because it was under
the pressure that we needed to rite away, you know
what I'm saying, like we need to stand. Yeah, and
then I'll say, hey, I gotta go, And then I left.
I left. I had like a towel down on my seat,
made it home, put everything in the washing their heavy duty.
You know what I'm saying. I took a shower. That's
(23:13):
the hardest part.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
That is when you probably you had to sit down
with your children explain what happened to you, right, No,
the kids were you didn't tell your childre you didn't
tell your sons.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
No, the kids were in school, No, I didn't, I know.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But when they got home, did you sit them down
and say, hey, daddy has has to talk to you something,
and you tell them what happened to you? No, to
your father. Something happened today to your father, and I
needed to.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I need to be honest with you. Guys. I tell
my wife, Oh you did it? No, I'd tell you
nothing about Oh no, I'm embarrassed. I know.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
But I mean you're on here talking about it, right,
But I mean, obviously I know there's only about twelve
people who listened to this podcast. We're lucky. I would
bet there's probably not even double digits. But anyways, that
the whole other side, a lot of people listening numbers
even though you're talking about it right now, and nobody's
still gonna know shot to the this, that and.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
The third nation nation. Yeah yeah, so so yeah, I
was it was super embarrassed. That's the first time that
ever happened to me in the studio and I and
you know, now, I'm like, really, really really got to
listen to my stomach if anything like moves just a
little bit. And so after that, it was definitely a
(24:31):
teachable moment, Sam. And so right after that, every time
there was like a quick little turn in my stomach
or whatever, I went straight to the bathroom. Whatever it is.
I'm just super mindful because I never want that to
happen again. It was the most embarrassing thing in front
of like, you know, big time executives.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You know what I'm saying, Oh, have you seen the executives?
Have you seen the idea? The people here you were
recording the commercial with. Have you seen him since then?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
The person the person that was thrown in an event.
I saw her on Saturday, her and her family on
Saturday at bro I was like, cheese, it's leaning, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Goodness, And did you were like what do I do
do I talk to this person?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Oh? With the family, I just say, hey, what's going on?
She knows, she knows, she knows the truth. Yeah, she
knows what happened. She oh, unspeakable in the studio. Oh,
I was given. They were sitting down and I was
(25:32):
going for like a good ten fifteen minutes, and another
after while I was cleaning. So they were sitting down
just watching, you know, my mess in the chair, like
looking at it in the sea, and.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
They're probably looking at each other, going what is going
on right now here? It was uncomfortable for them. They
was like, oh my god, this is uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Do we leave?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's obviously smelled. Do we pretend it didn't happen? Are
we supposed to get up and go home? Is he
ever coming back? And then you walk in and then
that's probably where they laughed to themselves inside when when
you walked back at first, they're probably concerned, they don't
know what to do. They're uncomfortable when you walk back in,
that's when they were like laughing to themselves quietly.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Oh you know, you know what? You know what too is?
I'm going to I'm going to send them both a bottle,
like some sort of bottle something like that, Hey my bad,
my bad.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
A bottle of what the remover.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Like like some champagne or something like that, just like hey,
thank you or whatever it is. Because yeah, but like you.
When I ran to the executive from the from the
form the major event, I sawry Chuck E Cheese and
Selena's side note, Yeah, I don't want to be at
Chuck E Cheese on the Saturday evening. In Selena's it
(26:43):
was super packed too, man, Yo, it was just like,
oh my god. It was for my wife's family's kid's birthday.
And I was like, man, let me get out of
here right away. Oh man.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And you're there with your family and you see her family,
and she knows the truth. And her family knows the truth.
I mean, it's not like it's not a secret. She's
gonna be like, oh my goodness, I had the craziest day,
you know.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So and so.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
The number one morning show and podcast, oh number one podcast.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now, oh my goodness. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
So her family knows and you're like, oh man, I'm
here with my family. Oh that's got to be uncomfortable.
I love you and thank you for being honest show
business sharing the story with us. And I didn't mean
to do a deep dive on it, but I had
so many to answered questions because you called me right
after and I was asking questions, but you were kind
of in the heat of the moment and you called
me to like vent and you know, so I didn't
(27:39):
know all the details.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, man, I was like it just like it was
the most embarrassing thing that happened to me in the studio.
Will it ever happened again? I knock on would? I
hope not, but I would. I would say to the
word to everybody. When your stomach really says something to you,
pay attention. Listen. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I mean I've you know, I've pulled my pants a
few times, but I mean I was lucky enough to
get away with it, you know, and a couple of
times I was younger, and I feel like, I feel
like the end of Ocean's eleven, you know, when they
get away with the crime. That's how I felt when
I put my pants and nobody knew. I was like,
I felt like I just robbed the bellagio and got
(28:18):
away with it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I was like, Oh, there's so many people here and
nobody knows. I felt like a genius.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, it was, Listen, it was it hands down a
great teachable moment I learned from it. Was I embarrassed, Yes,
And when I'll be talking about this and laughing about
this for years to come. Absolutely, dude, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
So funny you say that, but real quick, like you
got to listen to your stomach, because I have like
stomach issues sometimes.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Right.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
So just yesterday I was supposed to take my son
to the park. There was like some little festival at
the park or something going down. Yeah, and I was
eating something and then my stomach kind of turned a
little bit and I was like, oh, I know something.
Eventually it's gonna go wrong here, you know. I was like,
I told him, Hey, we can't go. I didn't tell
him why, but I was like, I'm not gonna go
(29:03):
out there. I'm gonna need to use a restroom. There's
no restroom. I'm gonna pull a BIZ and have my
pants and then walk home with you. So I kind
of told him some crazy story because I don't want
to say, oh, dude's tummy hurts, you know. But I
was like, nah, I already know how this is gonna
play out. I'm not gonna be BIZ two point. Oh,
I'm not gonna do it. So and and sure enough,
(29:24):
my stomach could you know, not to get into details,
but I had, you know, I had a rough goal
with the stomach that night.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You know, tough one. It was a tough one.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
But but because of you, I learned from your situation.
Thank you, Sam, you know, and I hope and if anything,
I hope. But people take away from this is this
is a teachable moment to people.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, like I said, and it's not a BIZ two
point oh pull up biz, so miss me with that.
It's just an accident that happened and it won't happen again.
We learned from it, and I'm glad that I can
vent out and explain everything on our fantastic podcast now.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I think hold on, I think it would be great,
hold on, hold on. I think it would be great
maybe if you could like speak at your son's school
and kind of about if this happens to people. To
listen to your stomach.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Somebody, somebody's calling me right now, Hello, Hello, Hello, can
I help you? No? Okay, sorry, it was my boy.
Spam Risk was calling me. Spam Risk cost me all
the time. I think this is a teachable moment.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I think that you should go to your son's school
or other schools around the area and talk to the
kids so that it doesn't happen to them.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
You share your experience and you go. Hey, guys, I
just don't want this to happen to you. You should
go on a school tour and do it junior highs
and high school and you should start at your kids' school.
I think that's a great idea. I can get paid
for doing that too. Speaking engagements, Oh you get a
sponsor what Sharman. You know, sponsored by Sharman on a
very special episode.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Brought to you by brought to you by Kirkling toilet paper.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know, there's sponsorship opportunities to probably make money kids.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Trust me, you don't want this to happen to you.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I feel like this podcast is a very special episode.
I think we you know, we should have started We
should have a disclaimer on the beginning of this episode,
a warning like this, no like on a very special episode.
Showbiz talks about an emergency that happened in his pants
(31:26):
on a very special episode.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Sponsored by Clorax Wipes coming to your Life from the
Clorx Wipe Studios that in the third podcast, Oh, you
went through a hell of Clorox wipes since COVID.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Okay, but you were just wiping with Clorox wives and
just I mean that just seems messy.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Man, that just sms.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I guess you're just using your resources whatever you had
to you. That just seems man, I'm sorry, said hey,
I'm sorry you went through that.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And uh, you know, I mean it's gonna happen to
us all one day, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, we don't learn from like I said, we don't
learn from this. And I'm glad I can share my
struggle with my story, my struggle with everybody that's listening
to our podcast. And yeah, man, but you know what,
do not judge me, because I get better from this,
you know, and I'll get I'll get stronger every day,
get stronger every day.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Do you feel stronger as a person, because hey man,
what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Do you feel
stronger now because you've went through this? This is one
of the worst things that ever happened to me. Listen,
I'm from I'm from East Oakland, California, and sometimes get
a little a little hectic out there, and this is
the most heckic thing that and that is nothing compared
(32:56):
to what you went through that today.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Sometimes to get a little hectic out there, Oh yeah,
that was that was the that was the most hectic
thing I probably ever faced in my life. I would say,
you know what I mean, But but I appreciate you
Sam for asking about it. I'm glad to talk about
it on our fantastic podcast and yeah, man, and we
don't wrap things up, but I appreciate everybody listening to
(33:20):
this this special episode. Yeah, it's a very special episode.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
And thanks for being open and having fun with the
show because I know it actually is a personal story
and you're just kind of like an open book as
a person. You don't care about anything. Yeah, but that's
the thing. It's like knowing you, you kind of don't
recognize how do I say this, Like you're never embarrassed, right, No,
Like you're never you don't recognize awkwardness. It's one of
those things where I don't know, it's hard to explain.
(33:48):
You just don't really trip on all that stuff. Nothing's
awkward to you, even if it is in situations awkward.
I'm like over here mortified, and you'll be like, oh, yeah,
it was great. I was like, No, that was really
awkward and weird. Anyways, you don't recognize that. I've never
seen you embarrassed. So when you called me to tell
me you go, Sam, I am so embarrassed. I am mortified.
(34:08):
I was like, Oh, this is gonna be good. This
has got to be good because I've never even seen
you embarrassed, and You've been in plenty of embarrassing situations.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Where I'm embarrassed kind of for you.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I'm like, oh, and You're like, I don't care, and
I was like, that's what I love about you, you know.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah man, yeah, man, Well learn from it, keep it
moving and yeah, and I appreciate everybody listening to this
episode of this that in the third podcast, that's Sam Digity,
I'm show Biz and yeah, we out
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