Discussing Nothing

Discussing Nothing

Want to know the answer to some of life's biggest questions? Well move along, you won't find them here. Join the YouMore team for Discussing Nothing: where the one thing we don't do is discuss life's big questions. Inspired by the random, stupid thoughts that pop into our heads throughout the week, this podcast is all about getting to the bottom of the pointless questions we ask ourselves. Sound like your bag? Then come and dip your toes in our pool of pointless knowledge.

Episodes

November 7, 2025 19 mins
Are you an empath… or an empire?

Ross, Kelvin, and Jordan dive into their Top 5 Apps, and it’s every bit as chaotic as it sounds. From the essential Clock app (which you apparently can delete??) to the legendary iBeer and the “totally professional” LinkedIn

The lads debate which apps truly deserve a spot on your home screen.
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What’s the worst thing beginning with “E”? Kelvin goes for embarrassment (which hits especially hard when you think as highly of yourself as he does), while Ben argues for earworms, those torturous little songs that won’t leave your head. Along the way, Ross even chips in with a few embarrassing stories of his own. Cringe, laughs, and a lot of questionable singing, welcome to another episode of Discussing Nothing.
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October 10, 2025 21 mins
What are the top 5 animals that capture your heart or make you laugh? Emma, Ross, and Aalyn debate their favourites, from pallas cats and quokkas to stingrays and stoner koalas. Expect some surprises, some cute chaos, and maybe a debate over which animals deserve ultimate bragging rights.
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September 26, 2025 22 mins
Ever wondered which sounds make life surprisingly satisfying or just plain weird? Alex, Ross, and Aalyn share their top 5 sounds, from crackling fires and the perfect golf drive to the click of office mice and even popping your cheek. Some are relaxing, some are oddly specific, and a few might make you cringe (in a good way).

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September 12, 2025 16 mins
Krusty Krab or kettle? Jordan and Alex go head-to-head in a battle of the best things starting with K. Jordan’s devotion to the Krusty Krab leads to a grilling about his trip to try the legendary Krabby Patty, while Alex defends his humble kettle. Fun, chaotic, and slightly random, just the way we like it.
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August 29, 2025 19 mins
In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Ross, Jordan, and Ben dive headfirst into a surprisingly heated debate: the Top 5 buttons to press. From high-stakes machinery to nostalgic tech and oddly satisfying bus stops, the lads each bring their own chaotic energy to the table.

Jordan's list takes us on a journey that includes the elegance of the car start/stop button, the underrated brilliance of the B/O button on a controller, and the...
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August 15, 2025 25 mins
What's the GOAT of breakfast cereals? Emma, Ross and Aalyn dig deep into sugary nostalgia and soggy disappointment. Ross hates a cereal that can’t hold its structure. Emma is ride-or-die for anything with coco in the name. And Aalyn… has never seen the Honey Monster. Is your fave on the list?
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August 1, 2025 16 mins
What’s the best thing beginning with the letter J? Kelvin and Liam go head-to-head in a fierce debate: Jigglypuff vs John Cena. One can sing opponents to sleep. The other can’t be seen. Ross ends up getting Jigglypuffed. Pokemon is art. John Cena is... well, John Cena.
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July 18, 2025 23 mins
Is free solo climbing harder than golf?

Ben (a climber) says yes. Ross and Kelvin say absolutely not. Sure, if you fall off a cliff you die. But in golf, you battle wind, grass, and existential dread. One bad bounce and it’s over. Welcome to the weirdest sports debate you didn’t know you needed.
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July 4, 2025 18 mins
This week on Discussing Nothing, it’s a verbal smackdown... minus the actual swears.

Liam and Alex go head-to-head with their Top 5 Non-Swearing Insults from “dobber” to “yer da sells Avon.” It’s childish, It’s borderline offensive, it's the usual Discussing nothing.

Warning: a few yellow cards were handed out...
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June 20, 2025 21 mins
Ross, Aalyn and Alex tackle one of the most important food debates of our time: the top 5 ways to eat potatoes.

Alex makes a bold play with curly fries and a shout for McDonald’s hash browns (and yes—he calls lattice fries “cross cuts” like it’s normal). Aalyn keeps it classy with buttery smash and crispy wedges. Ross? He’s staying true to his Scottish roots with tattie scones and… just chips. Classic.

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Emma and Ben go head-to-head in the battle of the worst thing beginning with D and this one gets weird. Ben feels spooky and nominates demons, arguing they represent all things haunting and evil (even if they may or may not exist). Emma, on the other hand, goes for a very real, very daily struggle: doing the dishes. But here’s the twist... Ross is the judge, and doing the dishes is actually his favourite chore. Are demons just misu...
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This week on Discussing Nothing, Liam and Kelvin battle it out over the best thing beginning with ‘I’—and it’s a showdown of suits vs. six legs.

Liam makes a strong case for Iron Man—the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who built a suit of armour in a cave... with a box of scraps! He's stylish, selfless, and saves the world on the side. What more could you want?

elvin, meanwhile, champions insects—nature’s tiny unsung heroes...
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In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Emma and Kelvin reveal their top 5 worst things to stand on—physically, emotionally, and spiritually. From black ice and crushed snails to the heartbreak of stepping on your dog’s paw, they cover the full spectrum of pain and guilt.

Kelvin shares his sneaky frustrations with creaky floorboards and rogue forest sticks (great for ruining stealth missions or sneaking home after a night out).
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April 25, 2025 16 mins
It’s time to get your snack on. In this episode of Discussing Nothing, Emma and Liam reveal their Top 5 Girl Dinners—those chaotic yet iconic meals that live somewhere between a picky tea and a fridge raid.

Emma (a certified girl) brings her expert-level girl dinner game to the table, while Liam does his best to channel his inner feminine snacker—with a little help from fellow women. From crisp plates to leftover mash-ups, nothing i...
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April 11, 2025 20 mins
In this cracking episode of Discussing Nothing, Liam, Ross, and Aalyn share their top 5 ways to eat eggs. From Liam hating those fancy Instagram poached eggs to his love for shakshuka, Ross talking about his obsession with scotch eggs at the cinema, and Aalyn’s passion for eggs benedict. They even debate the special egg used in McMuffins. It’s a scrambled mess of egg talk and a lot of laughs! Don’t miss it!
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Ever wondered which cartoon character would be your absolute worst roommate? Emma, Kelvin, and Ross dive into this nightmare scenario with some questionable picks. 

Emma is certain Patrick Star would turn her house into a smelly disaster zone, while Kelvin thinks living with Homer Simpson might actually get him killed (but hey, at least there’d be beers). And Ross? He’s got a personal vendetta against Jerry from Tom & Jerry. 

Wou...
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March 14, 2025 18 mins
Kelvin, Ross, and Liam go global in this culinary showdown, ranking their top 5 cuisines from around the world! 

From hearty British pies to sizzling Mexican nachos, this episode is a cultural melting pot of flavours and chaos. But what makes a cuisine truly great? Can Greek gyros beat Japanese teppanyaki? Will Thai curries take the crown, or is it all about Chinese takeaway classics? 

Tune in to find out—and maybe grab a snack becau...
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February 28, 2025 12 mins
What’s the worst thing starting with the letter C? Ben and Liam face off with their choices, and Ross has the final say on which gets banished forever. Ben makes a case against creepy clowns (and who can blame him?), while Liam dives into corruption on every level—political, moral, and personal.
It’s clowns vs. corruption in this battle of the C-words.
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February 14, 2025 12 mins
The ultimate transportation showdown is here! Bikes vs. Cars. Ben, the office cycling fanatic, takes on Emma, the queen of road rage, in a fiery debate about bikes versus cars.

From environmental impact to convenience (and those cyclists who move slower than molasses), they hash out the big issues while Ross does his best to mediate. Who wins? Let’s just say things get wheely intense.
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