September 1, 2025 • 46 mins
Wherein Tension brews between Elizabeth and Loren at Yara's event. Julia receives her fertility results. Georgi and Darcey bond while boar tracking with his dad. Matt makes a bold move on Jasmine. Tigerlily gives birth. Kara and Guillermo give it one last shot.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Sweet do do do
Do Do Do do doo sweete. Hey everyone, I'm walking
and I'm Chris and welcome to docu. Sweeties.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We're too, long time friends who discussed the riveting and
sometimes trashy world of reality TV and docuseries.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, but through our own lens, which sometimes is in
August and sometimes it's in September, but at the end
of the day hopefully mildly sweet Hi Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So today we're talking ninety day fiance happily. Ever after
season nine, episode nine, Shaken not Stir.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
From James Pond.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, so we've figured it out, guys after nine episodes
that they are just giving us quotes from movies. Mm hm,
which I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Why.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
All right, So first couple that we have are first,
you know, situations that we.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Have situation situation, Yes, absolutely, how I described this.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, it's Yara, Jovie, Andrea and Livy and those other two.
So we have this really like hard, hard scene where
Jovi's like, hey man, will you take this flyer from
me because my wife's making me give it to you,
And they're giving out flyers just randomly on the street
(01:22):
for in a park. I guess it must have been
a dog park for people to attend her coming out
or here's my new business venture type event at some
chic Miami spot. Now she's like, look at the blondie,
Look at the blondie. I'm go talk to the blondie
over here.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
She's looking like me. Yeah. Absolutely. And then Jovie found
some of the books just like him and went up
to that man and was like, hi name, My name's Jovi.
And that man rightfully was like hi Jody, Hey Jody.
And after you know, Jody gives that man the worst
cell of all time. The man's like, yeah, I can't
(02:03):
go to that. I was like, that's fine, Yeah, I mean,
you know, the truth of the matter is he I
don't think would have felt at home at the bougie
Miami party that yr is throwing. Basically, that is what
she's doing is having a launch party, of course, and
that's why she of course needs people to come. But
she also was just excited to she off her baby
(02:23):
to everybody now online. I don't know if I said
this or not, because I've had a fever, which is
this business is an art existing business that some nice
lady made, and she Yara is obviously just like an
ambassador for maybe the US branch or whatnot. But this
(02:45):
is in no way like Yar's business that she was like,
here's the name I came up with, and here's the
prototypes I came up with. They already existed, absolutely, But
at the same time, that's kind of what she did
before with her other businesses, was sort of just like
packaging things that she liked and then selling them, which
is no. I mean basically what other people do that
(03:05):
are not you know, like artist Riven. Okay. We also
get this weird conversation between Lauren and Alexi where Alexi
is like, oh, this is a puppy party. It sounds
like poppy and into Miami, you know, like with a
(03:26):
lot of puppies. Huh what me feels like crazy to live? Sorry,
go ahead, No, it's just like, great joke, Alexei.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Great. So at this party, first of all, Lauren gets
there and she's like asking, what's her face? If she
needs any help, Yara, Yah, if she needs any help,
and You're always like yes, And then Lauren starts to
do stuff and Yara comes back after and just like
moves it. And so she's feeling a little anxious and
a little nervous that things aren't set up because she
(03:57):
doesn't have Jovi there, because Jovi is at the airport
to pick up missus Gwynn and okay, his mother. And
so it's interesting to me. I'm gonna say it, Lauren
is a shit talker, and she's never really prepared for
the shit to come back to her. She thinks she is,
but the Tourettes is telling us a different story. I
(04:19):
I am you again, No, it's the different Like I
don't like girl, Like why why is the first thing
that you tell Libby is like I got here and
boxes her all over the place, Like I don't know,
Like if that's a conversation you have at the venue,
Like wait at least wait twenty four hours to tell someone.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, I Lauren, you got to get a new job.
I mean, you know this isn't for you. I mean
I mean like trying to like be dramatic on TV
and having her like all of this and now knowing
what we know about it, just none of I just
I mean, just from a humans place, it does feel
like do your body some favors and like, get off TV,
you know, but.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, it's it was weird. So they Alexi gets there
and you know, then Andrea and Libby get there and
they first have their niceties and everybody's okay, and then
Libby pulls Lauren aside to have a conversation with her
about what was said at UH when the couples went
to eat. And now then this is where Libby and
gets on my nerve. She's like, why are people talking
(05:21):
about me when I'm not there? And I'm like, girl,
that's because that's the perperc kind of talk about you,
Like what are you talking about? Like they're talking about
you because I thought the conversation about Andre losing seventy
five thousand dollars was going to come up, because that's
really what happened, right right, But that's right what Libby's
upset about. Libby's like, you said my husband was horrible,
and I'm like, Libby, he is, like, Andrea is a
(05:43):
dick and he'd lie to you about losing seventy five
thousand dollars, Like he's maybe not the most he's not
the most horror person in the world because you love him,
but Andre is a dick. He fights with everyone in
your family and has from the very beginning. He fights
with people at the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So it's just like, girl, what is this conversation about.
It's not about the right thing. It should have been
more so about like, hey, I heard that you told
that your husband told everyone that Andre lost seventy five
thousand dollars, and I think that's really shitty of you
guys talk about our family's misfortune in that way and like,
you know, without even coming to me first and like
letting me know about it or whatever, like or something.
(06:21):
But it was more so like you called my husband horrible.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Now I didn't call him horrible. I just called him dick.
But I'm not gonna even you know. But then she
can't even you know, God bless, she's in a full,
like manic moment and they both are should be off camera,
I think, I mean, at first, I don't know. I
just don't feel like I've enjoyed this like trifecta. And
I also feel like Libby, who I basically would not
(06:47):
be able to stand, is only made palpable but by
people who I truly detest. And you mean Lauren or
Libby Lauren Okay, yeah, Libby, who I can barely tolerate.
Oh I made palpable by someone who I truly detest,
which is Lauren.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, like I I guess. And that
also wanted to rope Yara in and be like, Yara,
why did you run back? Lauren should have been like, hey, yar,
did you did you go back and tell Libby that
I was talking shit about her husband because that's what
she thinks.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So Lauren can't because she has no backbone. And Lauren's
also like tweaking all over the place. Like Lauren has
to go home. I mean they have to give her
like a little like out of van and take this
woman home.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's I just don't get it, Like I don't get why,
Like I I just don't understand why. Yara is the problem. Guys,
This is all I have to say about it. Yara
is the problem. You cannot be someone to run back
and tell shit like that is not okay. You being
someone who like, here's the drama and then runs back
and tells the other person the drama. You are a
(07:47):
shitster and you need to be dealt with accordingly. So
that's what I want to hear, is like I want
to I'm waiting for that conversation. And and then like
and then the all three of us like, I'm sorry,
y did you tell them that I said there's a
whole person, because like, I didn't say that. My husband
said he was a dick. And then Alexi comes forward
and he's like, yeah, I was the one who said it,
so I'm so sorry, but he is he was being
(08:08):
a dick. And then Libby is like, well, Lauren has
told me a lot of stuff about you, and I
would have never said that. He's like, again, Lauren didn't
say it. It was me, so and whatever Lauren told.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You say it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And now she's like, well, you body shamed her. Andre
would never body shame me. And I'm just like okay,
but he would still seventy five thousand dollars like tomato, tomato, potato, potato.
You guys are in a relationship. Shit's gonna happen, So.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Like why is this? Like go ahead, I know, I
think like that's why. Yeah, It's like she was so
mad at Lauren for saying it. She said to and
she thought was something worse. Yeah, and I might I'll
be honest, like I think it is. Oh yeah yeah,
because she you know, Lauren had to go and get
(08:55):
like some free mommy maybe make over surgery because of
however she felt about herself. So what Liddy's saying is
actually really like, shitty you. Your husband is so horrible.
He's such a fucking dick that he made you feel
so ugly and so disgusting after giving birth to history
kids that you had to get full body surgery for
him even to look at you. It's basically what she said,
(09:15):
and it is horrible.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And it is, but it's like, to me, the same
of Andrea doing whatever. Yeah, Andrea has never made you
feel terrible then and great, but he's also like scheming
behind your back to a certain extent, and losing money
and not telling you and then trying to get you
to live in Moldova and like all their bullshit. So
it's like everybody's everybody here has an issue. But for
for Libby to be like constantly feeling like constantly defending
(09:41):
Andrea as though Andrea isn't a dick is weird to me. Yes,
your husband's a dick. Yeah, my husband's a dick, but
I love him.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
He's not a dick to me. Dick Yeah, like whatever,
Yes he's a dick, but he's my dick. Yeah, I mean,
you're right.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Uh So then Gwinn comes and there's like, you know,
Alexi's trying to talk to Gwenn, and like Andre is
trying to talk to Gwynn and She's just like trying
to take it all in and have a drink. And
it was a weird segment and we can move on.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh my god, Okay, so let's get into much better situations.
Karen and Guillermo. So he has invited her to a
weekend away, which we'll get to it a second, whether
if that's actually true in the first part, So she
pulls up, she's or in her little like getting ready.
She's monochromatic. She's putting on like a floral oil that
(10:32):
is like perfumed on her warm parts.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
And he.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Is also like in his cardigan's best Like I have
to assume that she curated outfits for him for this season.
I don't think that we have seen one piece of
clothing that Guillermo has picked out for himself this entire time.
And later on when they meet up and just so
happened to be matching wink wink. Do I think it's
(11:03):
a coincidence? Wall, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I think that Gimmo has style, Like I remember him
from the first season and he had style to me.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So this style, this like older professor. That's what I'm saying,
this older professor. Let me read you from proost style,
That's what I'm saying. But he but it's also like fall.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Wherever they are, they're both like feeling the seasons. Maybe
they both have pinterestes and you know whatever. Okay, you know,
you know I take it at face value. Yeah, yeah,
I take it at face value. So I found it hilarious.
I'm like, do you not have a licenser?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Like? Why does she drive right? Here's where I brought you. No,
she drove there and picked you up, So like, yeah,
you didn't, there'd be a way for you to have
How did he get to the house?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
So he got to the house and she picked him up.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
From him? No, she she was in the house.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
He walked up to her home.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
We saw him leaving his stupid home. Did he uber
to her house? Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Did he drive to her place? Then she drove the
entire way or something? Somehow, Okay, somehow, he got to her,
she opens the door and she's like, oh my god,
are we matching? And then she comes out and then
he opens the car door for her and sits her
in the driver's seat, then walked around to sit in
the passenger seat.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yes, And I was confused.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I was like, what is going on? What is going on?
Maybe maybe she gets maybe she's one of those people
who get carsick and can't let someone else drive, and
so she's just like, I can't have to be in
controlled at all times.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I'm not I'm that person. And you can be in
the front seat like that only works if you're sitting
in the back seat, you will you know. Okay. She
has questions as to why, you know, he's accused her
of cheating, but you know, she has she's optimistic that
they have time. Did this time away from each other
has been good, and that you know, like they come
(12:53):
back and they're also now, of course wearing the exact
same sandy like camel color, so like things are looking good,
even though they obviously haven't communicated since Nico know her
like Absolute World Winden Musical Journey through Milan, Okay, which,
by the way, on the streets she came out with
(13:13):
a music video starring those dumb boys. Okay, so that's
where everything is. Everything then I don't mean like Lauren
Hall unfortunately, because that would have been a good song anyway.
In the car, she's like, do you want to smell me?
And that's flirty, and he does and then he's like,
(13:38):
did you miss me? And then she like gets emotional
while driving she can't quite even answer the question and says,
you know, like And then it's funny because like her
her act in this, like her demeanor is quite lovely,
quite warm, almost a little too much, almost like for
what I would assume would be like where they are.
(13:59):
It's interesting. It feels like a little bit of a
veneer on top of what could be, what could crack
underneath it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, it just it did feel like she was trying
to be happy. I can see her trying to like
do things, and like he Luckily he was able to
pick up what she was putting down, because I think
if he hadn't responded in kind, she'd have been very upset.
So she's like, yeah, you know, I want to flirt,
but like the only person I can flirt with is
(14:27):
my husband, and like, now my husband is here at
flirt and I was like, so you've been in Italy
just like withholding the flirt, No, withholding the flirt, can't
And then you get here now and you're just like
extra flirty. Something happened in Italy.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
That's what made me.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's what I thought. I was like, happen in Italy
to where you're like, oh my god, I gotta get
back with my husband. I gotta I gotta get backed
up because I mean, I'm not saying she did she
went all the way or did whatever, but maybe she
did kiss somebody and was like, no, I'm wrong for
this because I would kill him he kissed anybody during
our time away. This girl is in Italy putting down
(15:05):
a bachata record in Italy, and I'm like, I feel like,
if you're gonna put a butchata record down anywhere, should
be at least in the Jamaican Republic.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I mean, like in the place where.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
The bachata bachatas. It's weird that it's in Italy, so
like whatever, and so yeah, so I'm just like she
is optimistic and you know, feels like we've had enough
time away to like for what I guess to like
wreck to keep, what distance makes the heart grow fonder. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
If you love something, let it go and if it's
meant to be, it'll fly back to you. Okay, that's
what everyone knows. Everyone knows, and everyone says it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
So they go to the vineyard and she's like, this
is cute. It's cobblestone, and I was like, I like
it outpha, I like this alf but I'm okay with it.
It's giving nineties though it's giving early yats. Yeah, it's
giving early yots, but I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's like Louzy maguire. It's kind of like, yeah, the
toade colored Lizzie McGuire outfit. They have beer and wine,
fly to the vineyard. It's super cute. Even She's like,
this place is cute. How do you find this place?
It is cute, sort of Revere or something like that.
They flirt hard, like she's like she's confidant. She's yeah,
Kara's been flirting like her whole life. Like she like
(16:18):
she does when I turn it on with them eyes
and she's like a saucy little minx, you know what
I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
She yeah, she's she's doing it and I and I
wanted to see him be more vehical, suave. It felt
like he wasn't asrico and I was like, this is
already your wife like you you don't need you could do.
You could give us even more if you wanted to, sir,
and I would ask that you do now. They then
go to the bedroom and then they're like, oh, this
is nice. Should we pop this up? It felt like
(16:44):
they didn't know each other a little bit, that they're
both a little timid around each other. Yes, which I
get because they want this day to go off, this
time together to go off. Well. They cheers to Niko,
and I'm like, I forget that they have a child.
Sometimes I forget that they are married, a stab couple
with a child because of how far they've taken their
relationship back that it just you know, She's like, we
(17:07):
we didn't talk. We only talked about Nico. And I'm like, well,
I'm glad though that they are now at this place,
because to me, it felt like it didn't need to
be as hostile as it was, or it felt like
it was.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I think, like, would you have enjoyed a scene of
them planning this together? Yeah, didn't it feel like she
was like he didn't come to my show. I came
back from Italy and he obviously had talked to his
mom and then this was happening. But it felt like
if you guys had gone from him thinking you were
cheating and like you kicking him out of the house,
like what was the break the barrier conversation? Like and
(17:44):
how cause like somehow we got into this, as I said,
kind of like inauthentic. Everything is fine, it will be
flirty when we know underneath their lies, you know, well
under you know it was it. It feels weird and
so like even like story story wise, I would have
(18:04):
appreciated like a FaceTime or like texts that show that
this has happened and go ahead.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
We've missed a lot of things though, like we missed
their fight. But yeah, yeah, so it's like it's been
it's been a weird season. It's like they don't want
us to see we we know that they're mad at
each other, but we don't see the fight. Well we
know that that he is like whatever, but we don't
see her. He's living in a separate room. We don't
see him moving his shit over. We know it's like
(18:30):
just storytelling wise, You're right, like we need we there's
so much that we miss. It's like we pick back
up and shit has happened. I'm like, did nobody call
the camera crew because I'm gona tell you right now,
and love after lock up, they be catching them doing
all kinds of stuff. That's what I was about to say, was, well,
I what Okay, Okay, you're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It's just that, Yes, it's just like it feels like
sometimes I'm like, do you go to a couple and
film them once every two weeks and then just hope
that shit's happened and you can make enough things happen
and the two days are gonna film with them be
because A that's not a docuseries and B that's not
what makes dockuseries good. And see listen, we know that
(19:07):
this franchise has gone farther and farther away from what
it used to be because it used to be uh
much smaller, like in things like happened in a kind
of a slower, more organic way, you know, and then
when big things happened, it surely was like shocking and crazy,
(19:28):
you know. But anyway, having said that it's not the
world we live anymore with nine a fiance. We understand that,
but thusly there we are so basically getting back to them.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
It ends in the room they pop the champagne and
they giggle and that's it. Oh right, Brandon and Julia.
This Brandon and Julia like really make me anxious and
I kind of am gonna ben I don't want to
see them anymore because I know they're pregnant, right when,
I feel like, well, that's crazy for the storyline. Did
they should they say it? They should not have told
(20:01):
us that they were pregnant in real life until afterwards? Yes?
What what?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Whoa wait? Why on God's Green Earth? Because they just
announced it? Yeah, like this week? Why would they announce
it the week before the episode airs of like how
intense it's going to be for her to like agree
to go through the initial surgery to see if she
get up, Like like wow, because.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Now I'm like, oh, it's fake, You're you're being fake,
And like Brandon is being a dick, Like his choice
to be a because that's what that's what I thought.
His choice to not understand where his wife is coming
from is so dickish and it feels like he's selfish.
It feels like he's like, you know, she has to
ask him if if I say no to not having
(20:43):
a kid, then like are you are you gonna stay
with me? And he's just like, now, Julia is the
most beautiful woman that he will ever get in his life.
Them those maternity pictures, she looks great. She takes a
really when she gets a little makeup on, she excels
her face. Everything just changed.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Card Yeah yeah, it does not decline, it does not.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
And then like this is we've just seen them in
many different stages, and it's to the point now where
we've seen him choose his parents time and time again
in front of her parents, which is how clueless he
is of this situation. So let's just start out at
the beginning. So the parents are at her house and
they're playing Jenga. I don't know if they've ever played
it before, but I'm telling you, I haven't seen a
(21:22):
small Jenga in such a long time. Every Jenga I've
seen is large so or bigger than that. And so
they're playing Jenga in you know, before breakfast, which is
good for them, while she's making eggs for them and
they're like, where's Brandon And he's like, oh, Brandon went
off to you know, with his people, and they get
their American breakfast and Brandon comes home and tries to
act like everything is okay. She pulls him aside and
(21:44):
she's like, no, you don't get to just do this
like you no, no, and he's like, I just said
we need some time because I was getting frustrated. And
she's like, Brandon, you don't get to do that because
if we have kids, you're going to be frustrated and
you cannot just walk away from me. And he's just like, well,
you need to chill, and I'm just like again, no,
Like this they really make me uncomfortable as a couple
(22:07):
because listen, I know couples are like this in real
life and IRL, but like, I don't want to see that.
I don't want to see it. I feel like someone
needs to be like, hey, Brandon, I get that this
is your authentic self, but like, we don't want to
see it your authentic self. We want to see you
supporting Julia and making it so that we're like, oh,
she's crazy, because right now I'm like you're the reason
why she's crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, no one on God's Green Earth is like God,
good job, Brandon sticking up with your mom Betty. Yeah,
this entire America sees that you've chosen the good side,
and like that's what Betty seems right, And you know,
like no one is so like he's bananas for doing this,
and he could also have drama if you need it,
like still having to deal with his stupid ass, crazy
(22:50):
ass parents. But also I want to say that, like
I don't know if that if those like Americans scrambled
eggs looked really really good, but you know, the parents
really really liked it. I like bacon, but I think
everything needed a little more seasoning. And I didn't see
any salt. I din't sean any pepper. That's totally fine.
So basically now we have to get see what we
can get through really fast. I will say this, So
(23:10):
basically this is what happens. Obviously, Julius has to have
a fertility treatment. So she's like, Brandon, you're gonna go
with me, even though you're an asshole and you don't
deserve it or anything I would ever give you from
my room, my uterus like fruit. But here we are.
We have to go tell my parents, We're going to
go get fruit and we'll go here. So she does,
and she goes to see these nice, these nice opigyn ladies.
(23:31):
And I will say that, like this opigyn seems so
warm and so kind, and the way that she hugs
Julia at the end, I'm like, I love you. Oh,
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh. I can tell that you radiate warmth and light,
and I just know that you're a good doctor, and
I like where you are. I would just like, can
you deliver mine my babies. Basically, she tells Julia that
Julia's going to need a procedure to kind of clean
out some our tissue and some maybe some like different
(24:03):
limp nondu lures or whatever, and that to do so,
they'll have to put her under. They'll go do this,
it's a very common procedure, but that it'll make her
fertility journey way more easy. And Julia, who you know
hasn't probably like had a lot of like experience and healthcare,
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is petrified to go under anesthesia, you know, which is
like so great, you know, it's so interesting because like
literally Darcy is being like, what's wrong with it? I'll
do it in any country, you know, like while I know. Meanwhile,
Julia's like, no, I it really scares me, and it
some seemingly should like I've gone under ed gone under
anesthesia because I've had to get endoscopies like for gird
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and stuff like that, and so it's always a little
weird to be like, is this thing that this thing
that I should really be scared of or because you know,
I could die from and the answer you can die
at any time, which is so fucked up.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
When I have my fertility stuff. Oh, I was like,
put me under, put me out there like laughing and
kei king.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
They loved me.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
That ceciology is like, oh, you're gonna be great. I'm like, okay,
let's see how long I can stay awake. They're like
do the ABC's okay, abced wake up? Wake up? Oh
efg No.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I loved it, especially if we're like if they're pushing
me in the gurney and I'm like laying down and
they're like it's gonna take hold. I'm like I'm gonna
hold out.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Like.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I love it mainly because like my brain is like
a shit show normally and so like any amount of
drugs to help me like not have that feeling is
like the best. But so for me, I felt Listen,
my initial reaction is like, Julia, do you really want kids?
That's my initial reaction because as somebody who did want them,
someone just telling me all I had was like some pulps,
(25:56):
some pulps, some pelps, pulp polyps, telling me that I
had some pollups, and like just need a little because
I had that like that blue dye thing that she had,
and it's terrible. It's a terrible experience. That's why I'm like,
put me under at all times. They so they pump
like a blue dye into your body and then they
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track it and they see where the blockage is. My
shit was blocked because of the millions of fibroids that
I had on my uterus. Her shit was blocked for
whatever different reasons. They're like a pretty easy you know whatever,
And basically she's not like she's having fertility issues, but
it's it wasn't an insurmountable fertility issue because the definition
of being infertile is when you've tried for a year
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without being able to conceive, and then that's when they
offer you other options, but that doesn't mean you're infertile.
That's just the clinical definition in the same way that
like being obese is a clinical diagnosis, like sometimes it's
sometimes it's not necessarily Sometimes the the ideal state isn't
where most people are.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
And so so.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
She has a pulp pull up or she had whatever,
so like for her to for her to be like,
I can't prand it. I can't think about it right now.
I could not relate to at all because I was like,
my situation was quite different. But as I was thinking
about it, I was like, you know what, I don't
know what her experiences is. I don't know what her
experience is with health care. I don't know if she's
heard the wives tale about people dying under anesthesia, getting
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too much or doing whatever. I guess it depends on
the market you're in and where you are. Like, I
was really confident with my doctors in California to help
me to get through this, and I would be confident
with most doctors in Miami because of the amount of
block surgery they do. They're so like, I get it,
But at the same time, he was so like not
understanding from the very beginning, and I'm like, as the husband,
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your immediate job is to be understanding. Then maybe if
she like, you guys can talk about it. She's like,
I don't want pressure. I don't want pressure. So they
pull over because he's like, you're being dramat Julia, Like
he's trying to like bulldoze her into behavior, and I
was like, you guys have been together long enough to
know that you bulldozing her and bullying her into like
feeling a certain way is not going to work. So
(28:10):
why don't you try a different tactic, Brandon, why don't
you try being like kind to her? And so they
pull over. She's crying and upset, and he doesn't hug
her into like the very end after he's like, you're
you're overreacting. It's just a little procedure. Do you even
want to have kids? And like that was my thought too,
Do you want to have kids? Because I feel like
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they're giving you a viable option and you're like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, I mean, she doesn't know, but she wants to support.
And so they have a conversation before they go back
in the town park, a beautiful town park, whether his
idea of support means being the way he is currently,
or whether you actually support her by not putting any
pressure on her to do anything she doesn't want with
her body. And so Brandon does so well America anyway,
(29:01):
who knows, I'm just a joke.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Ha ha.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okay, so let's move on. We have Let's move on.
I'm gonna jump around, just go from fertility to fertility
Tiger Lily and add on. Honey, she is now postpartum,
and he's like, get me my baby, get my baby
to me. I want to see him. Oh I look
(29:25):
at him. He's so handsome, oh, so beautiful, saying so
much hair.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'm like, baby, he's like so masculine.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
He's such a manlyse my baby, that's why, because I
made him and now he's man just like me. You're
just like what like what like, first of all, this
this baby, this little screaming thing, is not masculine, you know, Like, yeah,
(29:56):
that is the most weird gendered thing to put on,
this screaming thing. That is a beautiful baby, for sure,
alive and healthy and we are and I'm happy for
this baby. But I mean like to be like, look
how masculine. Yes, he's he's boastful yes, he looks like
a leader. He's gonna like ask someone on a day
(30:18):
He's gonna pay for it, you know, like, what is
what is this baby doing?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah? Yeah, I love that she asked him about the
C section. He's like, my love for you just grew exponentially.
I don't care who you become Muslim, Like, I don't
care because I watched them move your guts and put
them back in your body, Like I watched that shit
and I have never and I feel like a lot
of men have said that, which is like such a
crazy thing to have to see in order to like
put value into a person who's doing that is so weird.
(30:43):
But he's like, yeah, I don't care about anything tackled.
I don't care. She walks on water, she could do anything.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
And then he's like, you know, glory to God and Mashala.
And I love Mashalla so much because all the Somali
women here will say that, Ohala love that, but anyway,
so lots of Mashallah. And then he does like the
whisper of prayer in the baby's ear, and I was
here for it. I thought it was so sweet, and
the first time I was like God, thank you for
(31:08):
representing your culture properly, or at least without being such
a dick. And he's like, Tyler, literally, I do this
the baby for prayer.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
And I was like, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
So it was a cute scene. He's playing with the
with you know, like yeah, praying into the baby's ear.
I thought it was just all just such a sweet moment.
We actually see Oddman not being an absolute asshole.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Your apps you're app ad nonsolutely right. That was a
bad joke. But I will say that, like one other
part makes me sad is tagularly has to have some
good grits. Not all grits are gross. There are good grits.
Grits are great. Grits can be really healthy and they're
kind of like tofu and then you can kind of
like make it what you will with the seasonings and yeah, grits.
(31:53):
And they live in grit country, so like, you know,
might as well get used to it. So all of that,
all of it was a good scene. He's really happy
with you know, the baby, Zane. You know, I was
a c section baby, you know, and like I had
to do an improv as my father over the summer,
(32:13):
which sounds weird, and I did it. I was improving
with someone who I knew also was a father and
he had watched his daughter by C section be birthed
or whatever. And so I as my dad, talked to
him and I talked about my own birth and I
made him cry. I see that already, I think I did.
(32:37):
It was one of my better moments this summer. Anyway.
So anyway, let's move back. So from this we'll go
to I mean, Matt and Jasmine.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Gosh, nothing really happened. They walk around like a German
Michigan town and they get a word.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Isn't a funny one yet, Like it's a funny when
you get to an American town that's like solving or
something that's like, oh, Germany, it's a little German. Thank
but yeah, like you're like, oh, this part of Michigan
is just settled by Germans. And the answer is obviously yes,
you know.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I mean, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
These white folks here in Minnesota will tell you immediately
that they derived from from Vikings. I said, from Vikings.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
That makes sense. It doesn't make sense. I'm sorry it doesn't.
It makes sense for the reason why, it's like a
lot of Midwestern folk claim a lot of nordicness, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
That's fine, but that's a stretch, like you're not from
actual Vikings. Yes, did the Vikings come to the Americas
at some point, sure, but it was yeah, it was
mostly like in northern New York. And that was like
in the like canoe era, they like came over on
their giant ass they came over in their giant ass boats, right,
(33:47):
And they they were in certain parts of like Ontario
and and like uh, Canada, Like they were in certain
parts of like northern New York in like.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
That area, right.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I don't know if they came as far as Minnesota.
So it's weird when you're like, oh, yes, they're like,
oh I have Nordic roots, yes, but the people of
like Finland are the ones that are actually descended from
the Vikings. It's like it's like you skipped over the
fact that it's like Finland and Swedish just like we're Viking.
I'm like, you're not Viking, You're Nordic. The Nordics are Viking.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
But you know, Tomato, Tomato, I mean, I'm trying to
do some due diligence and where the hell they were
in America. You know, I will say they arrived in
North America around one thousand, but that's in Newfoundland, Canada. Newfoundland,
that's how you say that, but the words are Newfoundland.
So you you know, I arrived and.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
They got and they kind of like traveled down and
it's like, you know, there's there's a little bit that lore.
But I'm like the actual Vikings, like the Vikings from
like Vikingland. I'm just kidding, just made it up. But
like when they canued over, they did not come all
the way to Minnesota. So it's funny that they're all like, yeah,
we're from Viking And I was like, you are, I
(35:01):
guess by way of like the people.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I don't know, so, but they're all very tall. They're
all very tall here, these women. I just I mean,
I the one reason why again he was like, I'll
bring it up every episode. It's like Sister Wives talk
about Nordic shit a lot, and they're like lore, and
so I think that there is something about white Middle
America that like, yeah, trace thorn roots, which is you know,
(35:26):
to anyway up us Okay. Uh So basically Jasmine, you know,
falls in love with Michigan which is something that she
couldn't do, you know, could never get her to do.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
But yeah, we're talking about them.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, and she's a beauty in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
She's there with her leopard like long jacket, which I
co I was like, that's cute. And then like walking
on cobbled stones with again a point to heel. They
get in a carriage or horse drawn carriage. She is like, oh,
your hair is like mine, ha ha. And I'm just
like girl like being made fun of for having braids
and having everyone tells them tell me the braids were
(36:01):
horse hair when I was younger. Just like, hits different
than a woman who's like, yeah, fake hair too, or
my fake hair. Looking at your hair to a horse
is like what different experiences with with accepting the horse
hairness of one's fake hair, Like different experiences.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Like I have the hair right now of like one
of those frizzy here's like frizzy dogs that have thick
hair like this or like this side is easier to show,
like I don't know, like maybe like it feels a
little bit like King Cavalier at some points, like how
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king cavaliers have like spinning.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, that's not a dog King Cavalier.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Ahead, Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Let's move on to our last couple. Oh wait, so
they get into the horse. They get into the carriage.
She starts to cry because Matt is like, you really
need to let go of Gino. He produces a ring
and she's.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Like, I'm not ready to choose she is, we are.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
There, we go.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Does he know that she has other kids?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
We all know?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, Darcy and Georgie, Oh my god, honey, they wake up.
He's still sawing some z's and she wants him to
wake up, which, you know, like, poor Andre, I'm sorry Andre,
poor Georgie. She has you know, her face fully done,
(37:28):
so she's already been up, or she went to bed
that way or yeah, or she just like sleeps with
like some sort of all night setting spray that won't
in like sleeping beauty all night.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
That's what I heard Prince wanted common Electra to do.
When Karmen Electra was in a romantic relationship with Prince,
she says that when she was in where you are,
same city, that at any time during the night he
could come to her room or she would be someone
from her room and she better be ready. You look
(38:08):
her up, I know, and everyone else is too, And
you know what, maybe I'll put Patreon just because I
am an idiot's avunt and I know I'm right about
this and it's so old school. Maybe this was like
a gossip tidbit from early oughts, based upon some documentary
that she like did for Prince and said so not
for him about him. I don't think that he probably
(38:30):
like signed up signed off on it. And now I
hear that his estates going after Appolina for her name,
which makes me sad. Go ahead, her name's Napolina. What's
her name? Apollonia?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
It says Carmen Elector and Prince were mentor and ex
were mentor and ex boyfriend in the early nineties. Oh yeah, okay,
he was. That was deep in his like kingk pocket.
Okay mmmm.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
So anyway, basically, he says while laying in bed that
last night was really hard for him because the first
moment that he got to bring a woman home, the
woman being Darcy, who got a little too comfortable with
his mom. So it was totally okay that he opened
up about my heart and sold something that's really bothering
me to someone. I just meg, they don't overshare as
(39:15):
a trauma response, but that she had indicated they have
marital troubles, and that in this culture, indicating that you
have marital troubles being a young person being like in
America who's only been married for a couple of years
looks like a fucking absolute failure to his parents, who've
been married for forty years, you know, And he doesn't
(39:37):
want his parents to think of him as a failure,
and by telling them the problems, you know, like that's
exactly what happens.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah, And the fact is that we find out that
the reason why there's some kind of like strain and
like whatever is because he went to the US and
then just didn't come back. Yeah, And so it like
he went to the US and then married an American
and did K one and all that shit. So he
was married to someone before Darcy got the gotta citizenship,
(40:08):
did all of that, and then met Darcy afterwards, I
don't know how long after like whatever, but like Georgie
has already lived a whole life in America before he
met Darcy, and so yeah, there was all that bad
blood of like he didn't even introduce his first wife
to his parents. Yeah, there's a lot of weird blood
there going on, and so they're just kind of happy.
Then she's like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that,
(40:31):
and like it's okay, and like we're fine, and so
then there's the end of that. Now they then go
bar hunting. There was no shotguns, there was no kilts.
I know, we're in the wrong part of the world,
but like I was, like, where's the traditional garb, where's
the where's the muskets.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I don't know how they're going to do this.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
They're gonna they lay a trap with the wine bread
and like it was just very interesting.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
They showed one instrument. It looked like you're gonna stab them,
like you're gonna like, I mean, you're gonna like West
Side Story this boar, you know what I'm saying, Like
you're just gonna like you to like beat it, you know,
Like it's gonna be like a gunfight with a very
like no gunfight's gonna be like a stor like sorry,
the word is it's a knife knife fight with like
really a small knife, you know, And it looks like
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a big animal I don't know, a bore. Darcy tells
us it's like a big hairy pig with horns. Darcy
wears a big fur jacket m and like glam combat
boots that she doesn't want to lace up all the
(41:37):
way because it doesn't look that good. So she calls
herself Darciana Jones, which is a great, great thing. And
she also decides to on this hunting mission bring an
obvious fake air man bag, like let's just pretend it
was real. Let's just fucking pretend that she is going
(41:59):
to bring us seventy five thousand dollars bag. So I
think it looked like snake skin or something to the
forest of like Bulgaria or Bosnia or wherever they are
God blessed and Higeria. Okay, I can't even imagine. And
it's like so wild for like, but you know what,
I will say that it is like perfectly on brand
(42:20):
for who she wants to be, which is like an
over the top biddy now, like she wants to be
known as like doing the most, you know, Like she
doesn't want to be shown as someone who like is
vulnerable or like is a part is part of a couple,
like she really does want to be like Darcy. And
(42:41):
then whoever Darcy's with is like second fiddle, including and
for sure Stacy. If that's if Stacy's in the room,
you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
They they talk about them the way there. They talk
about the wolves that might come out, and she's like
wolves and he's like, yeah, we're going to a forest,
a forest where there.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Are wild bores, and you look like you are pray. Yes,
they're in camo, and.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
She is just like, I look like the boar. And
she has a hat on that has like a little
little skull pin like around the side. So then they
get there and at least she's wearing flats. That's what
I'll give her, that she's wearing flats. She's wearing flats.
They get there her she feels like a bug is
crawling up her leg and shar screaming at Georgia to
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take it off, and they do and she's like, okay's
fine now and put it back on. And then they
look at bore feces to like track the board, but
they're not prepared to actually do anything. He just like
lays a trap of food, and I guess he's gonna
come back, like they're gonna drop her off and then
come back.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
No, I think that the dad is like, see, the
thing is, I think the dad is absolutely going to
kill a beast. And I you know, like I think
that what we're seeing is that the dad is a
fucking professional tracker. This is what he does. He's like,
look at those teeth marks, he's here twenty minutes ago.
Look at those feces. He like touches the feet, He's
like touch, tastes it like well, you know, he's just
like fresh and it's a vegetarian. You're like, oh, you
(44:04):
know what I'm saying, Like, and then the like, I
think the dad is going to just run up and
I mean shot that the name shive shive, shank shank,
all of them this this big boar and they're going
to have like a lot of like meat balls for
the next two years or whatever, like or a lot
of bacon. I will say that the forest looks beautiful.
(44:27):
It's like they get to cross this like gorgeous cobblestone.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I do all everywhere, fall everywhere everyone's storyline. It's fall
in Michigan, it's fall in wherever Kara and uh whatever
are garmo Art, it's fall if all in Bulgaria, it's
fall or were uh and there's a monastery. What if
they just like dropped her off with the monastery to
like hang out there for a while, where they actually
(44:52):
went back and like killed the beast.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I didn't believe that story. I was like, what happened
to this monastery? It's like, yeah, this is the monastery
where women who can have children come and then they
suddenly have children. And I'm like, no, a lot of
others should happen to this monastery. Is this where women
had to come to give up babies too? Or like,
you know what was happened? Like I mean, you know,
I don't take everything, yeah, exactly as you say it.
I take it with a grain of salt. I have
(45:16):
been learned to take it with a piece of seasoning
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Do Do Do do doo sweete. Hey everyone, I'm walking
and I'm Chris and welcome to docu. Sweeties.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We're too, long time friends who discussed the riveting and
sometimes trashy world of reality TV and docuseries.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, but through our own lens, which sometimes is in
August and sometimes it's in September, but at the end
of the day hopefully mildly sweet Hi Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So today we're talking ninety day fiance happily. Ever after
season nine, episode nine, Shaken not Stir.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
From James Pond.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, so we've figured it out, guys after nine episodes
that they are just giving us quotes from movies. Mm hm,
which I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Why.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
All right, So first couple that we have are first,
you know, situations that we.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Have situation situation, Yes, absolutely, how I described this.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, it's Yara, Jovie, Andrea and Livy and those other two.
So we have this really like hard, hard scene where
Jovi's like, hey man, will you take this flyer from
me because my wife's making me give it to you,
And they're giving out flyers just randomly on the street
(01:22):
for in a park. I guess it must have been
a dog park for people to attend her coming out
or here's my new business venture type event at some
chic Miami spot. Now she's like, look at the blondie,
Look at the blondie. I'm go talk to the blondie
over here.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
She's looking like me. Yeah. Absolutely. And then Jovie found
some of the books just like him and went up
to that man and was like, hi name, My name's Jovi.
And that man rightfully was like hi Jody, Hey Jody.
And after you know, Jody gives that man the worst
cell of all time. The man's like, yeah, I can't
(02:03):
go to that. I was like, that's fine, Yeah, I mean,
you know, the truth of the matter is he I
don't think would have felt at home at the bougie
Miami party that yr is throwing. Basically, that is what
she's doing is having a launch party, of course, and
that's why she of course needs people to come. But
she also was just excited to she off her baby
(02:23):
to everybody now online. I don't know if I said
this or not, because I've had a fever, which is
this business is an art existing business that some nice
lady made, and she Yara is obviously just like an
ambassador for maybe the US branch or whatnot. But this
(02:45):
is in no way like Yar's business that she was like,
here's the name I came up with, and here's the
prototypes I came up with. They already existed, absolutely, But
at the same time, that's kind of what she did
before with her other businesses, was sort of just like
packaging things that she liked and then selling them, which
is no. I mean basically what other people do that
(03:05):
are not you know, like artist Riven. Okay. We also
get this weird conversation between Lauren and Alexi where Alexi
is like, oh, this is a puppy party. It sounds
like poppy and into Miami, you know, like with a
(03:26):
lot of puppies. Huh what me feels like crazy to live? Sorry,
go ahead, No, it's just like, great joke, Alexei.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Great. So at this party, first of all, Lauren gets
there and she's like asking, what's her face? If she
needs any help, Yara, Yah, if she needs any help,
and You're always like yes, And then Lauren starts to
do stuff and Yara comes back after and just like
moves it. And so she's feeling a little anxious and
a little nervous that things aren't set up because she
(03:57):
doesn't have Jovi there, because Jovi is at the airport
to pick up missus Gwynn and okay, his mother. And
so it's interesting to me. I'm gonna say it, Lauren
is a shit talker, and she's never really prepared for
the shit to come back to her. She thinks she is,
but the Tourettes is telling us a different story. I
(04:19):
I am you again, No, it's the different Like I
don't like girl, Like why why is the first thing
that you tell Libby is like I got here and
boxes her all over the place, Like I don't know,
Like if that's a conversation you have at the venue,
Like wait at least wait twenty four hours to tell someone.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, I Lauren, you got to get a new job.
I mean, you know this isn't for you. I mean
I mean like trying to like be dramatic on TV
and having her like all of this and now knowing
what we know about it, just none of I just
I mean, just from a humans place, it does feel
like do your body some favors and like, get off TV,
you know, but.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, it's it was weird. So they Alexi gets there
and you know, then Andrea and Libby get there and
they first have their niceties and everybody's okay, and then
Libby pulls Lauren aside to have a conversation with her
about what was said at UH when the couples went
to eat. And now then this is where Libby and
gets on my nerve. She's like, why are people talking
(05:21):
about me when I'm not there? And I'm like, girl,
that's because that's the perperc kind of talk about you,
Like what are you talking about? Like they're talking about
you because I thought the conversation about Andre losing seventy
five thousand dollars was going to come up, because that's
really what happened, right right, But that's right what Libby's
upset about. Libby's like, you said my husband was horrible,
and I'm like, Libby, he is, like, Andrea is a
(05:43):
dick and he'd lie to you about losing seventy five
thousand dollars, Like he's maybe not the most he's not
the most horror person in the world because you love him,
but Andre is a dick. He fights with everyone in
your family and has from the very beginning. He fights
with people at the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So it's just like, girl, what is this conversation about.
It's not about the right thing. It should have been
more so about like, hey, I heard that you told
that your husband told everyone that Andre lost seventy five
thousand dollars, and I think that's really shitty of you
guys talk about our family's misfortune in that way and like,
you know, without even coming to me first and like
letting me know about it or whatever, like or something.
(06:21):
But it was more so like you called my husband horrible.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Now I didn't call him horrible. I just called him dick.
But I'm not gonna even you know. But then she
can't even you know, God bless, she's in a full,
like manic moment and they both are should be off camera,
I think, I mean, at first, I don't know. I
just don't feel like I've enjoyed this like trifecta. And
I also feel like Libby, who I basically would not
(06:47):
be able to stand, is only made palpable but by
people who I truly detest. And you mean Lauren or
Libby Lauren Okay, yeah, Libby, who I can barely tolerate.
Oh I made palpable by someone who I truly detest,
which is Lauren.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, like I I guess. And that
also wanted to rope Yara in and be like, Yara,
why did you run back? Lauren should have been like, hey, yar,
did you did you go back and tell Libby that
I was talking shit about her husband because that's what
she thinks.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So Lauren can't because she has no backbone. And Lauren's
also like tweaking all over the place. Like Lauren has
to go home. I mean they have to give her
like a little like out of van and take this
woman home.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's I just don't get it, Like I don't get why,
Like I I just don't understand why. Yara is the problem. Guys,
This is all I have to say about it. Yara
is the problem. You cannot be someone to run back
and tell shit like that is not okay. You being
someone who like, here's the drama and then runs back
and tells the other person the drama. You are a
(07:47):
shitster and you need to be dealt with accordingly. So
that's what I want to hear, is like I want
to I'm waiting for that conversation. And and then like
and then the all three of us like, I'm sorry,
y did you tell them that I said there's a
whole person, because like, I didn't say that. My husband
said he was a dick. And then Alexi comes forward
and he's like, yeah, I was the one who said it,
so I'm so sorry, but he is he was being
(08:08):
a dick. And then Libby is like, well, Lauren has
told me a lot of stuff about you, and I
would have never said that. He's like, again, Lauren didn't
say it. It was me, so and whatever Lauren told.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You say it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And now she's like, well, you body shamed her. Andre
would never body shame me. And I'm just like okay,
but he would still seventy five thousand dollars like tomato, tomato, potato, potato.
You guys are in a relationship. Shit's gonna happen, So.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Like why is this? Like go ahead, I know, I
think like that's why. Yeah, It's like she was so
mad at Lauren for saying it. She said to and
she thought was something worse. Yeah, and I might I'll
be honest, like I think it is. Oh yeah yeah,
because she you know, Lauren had to go and get
(08:55):
like some free mommy maybe make over surgery because of
however she felt about herself. So what Liddy's saying is
actually really like, shitty you. Your husband is so horrible.
He's such a fucking dick that he made you feel
so ugly and so disgusting after giving birth to history
kids that you had to get full body surgery for
him even to look at you. It's basically what she said,
(09:15):
and it is horrible.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And it is, but it's like, to me, the same
of Andrea doing whatever. Yeah, Andrea has never made you
feel terrible then and great, but he's also like scheming
behind your back to a certain extent, and losing money
and not telling you and then trying to get you
to live in Moldova and like all their bullshit. So
it's like everybody's everybody here has an issue. But for
for Libby to be like constantly feeling like constantly defending
(09:41):
Andrea as though Andrea isn't a dick is weird to me. Yes,
your husband's a dick. Yeah, my husband's a dick, but
I love him.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
He's not a dick to me. Dick Yeah, like whatever,
Yes he's a dick, but he's my dick. Yeah, I mean,
you're right.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Uh So then Gwinn comes and there's like, you know,
Alexi's trying to talk to Gwenn, and like Andre is
trying to talk to Gwynn and She's just like trying
to take it all in and have a drink. And
it was a weird segment and we can move on.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh my god, Okay, so let's get into much better situations.
Karen and Guillermo. So he has invited her to a
weekend away, which we'll get to it a second, whether
if that's actually true in the first part, So she
pulls up, she's or in her little like getting ready.
She's monochromatic. She's putting on like a floral oil that
(10:32):
is like perfumed on her warm parts.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
And he.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Is also like in his cardigan's best Like I have
to assume that she curated outfits for him for this season.
I don't think that we have seen one piece of
clothing that Guillermo has picked out for himself this entire time.
And later on when they meet up and just so
happened to be matching wink wink. Do I think it's
(11:03):
a coincidence? Wall, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I think that Gimmo has style, Like I remember him
from the first season and he had style to me.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So this style, this like older professor. That's what I'm saying,
this older professor. Let me read you from proost style,
That's what I'm saying. But he but it's also like fall.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Wherever they are, they're both like feeling the seasons. Maybe
they both have pinterestes and you know whatever. Okay, you know,
you know I take it at face value. Yeah, yeah,
I take it at face value. So I found it hilarious.
I'm like, do you not have a licenser?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Like? Why does she drive right? Here's where I brought you. No,
she drove there and picked you up, So like, yeah,
you didn't, there'd be a way for you to have
How did he get to the house?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
So he got to the house and she picked him up.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
From him? No, she she was in the house.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
He walked up to her home.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
We saw him leaving his stupid home. Did he uber
to her house? Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Did he drive to her place? Then she drove the
entire way or something? Somehow, Okay, somehow, he got to her,
she opens the door and she's like, oh my god,
are we matching? And then she comes out and then
he opens the car door for her and sits her
in the driver's seat, then walked around to sit in
the passenger seat.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yes, And I was confused.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I was like, what is going on? What is going on?
Maybe maybe she gets maybe she's one of those people
who get carsick and can't let someone else drive, and
so she's just like, I can't have to be in
controlled at all times.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I'm not I'm that person. And you can be in
the front seat like that only works if you're sitting
in the back seat, you will you know. Okay. She
has questions as to why, you know, he's accused her
of cheating, but you know, she has she's optimistic that
they have time. Did this time away from each other
has been good, and that you know, like they come
(12:53):
back and they're also now, of course wearing the exact
same sandy like camel color, so like things are looking good,
even though they obviously haven't communicated since Nico know her
like Absolute World Winden Musical Journey through Milan, Okay, which,
by the way, on the streets she came out with
(13:13):
a music video starring those dumb boys. Okay, so that's
where everything is. Everything then I don't mean like Lauren
Hall unfortunately, because that would have been a good song anyway.
In the car, she's like, do you want to smell me?
And that's flirty, and he does and then he's like,
(13:38):
did you miss me? And then she like gets emotional
while driving she can't quite even answer the question and says,
you know, like And then it's funny because like her
her act in this, like her demeanor is quite lovely,
quite warm, almost a little too much, almost like for
what I would assume would be like where they are.
(13:59):
It's interesting. It feels like a little bit of a
veneer on top of what could be, what could crack
underneath it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, it just it did feel like she was trying
to be happy. I can see her trying to like
do things, and like he Luckily he was able to
pick up what she was putting down, because I think
if he hadn't responded in kind, she'd have been very upset.
So she's like, yeah, you know, I want to flirt,
but like the only person I can flirt with is
(14:27):
my husband, and like, now my husband is here at
flirt and I was like, so you've been in Italy
just like withholding the flirt, No, withholding the flirt, can't
And then you get here now and you're just like
extra flirty. Something happened in Italy.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
That's what made me.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's what I thought. I was like, happen in Italy
to where you're like, oh my god, I gotta get
back with my husband. I gotta I gotta get backed
up because I mean, I'm not saying she did she
went all the way or did whatever, but maybe she
did kiss somebody and was like, no, I'm wrong for
this because I would kill him he kissed anybody during
our time away. This girl is in Italy putting down
(15:05):
a bachata record in Italy, and I'm like, I feel like,
if you're gonna put a butchata record down anywhere, should
be at least in the Jamaican Republic.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I mean, like in the place where.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
The bachata bachatas. It's weird that it's in Italy, so
like whatever, and so yeah, so I'm just like she
is optimistic and you know, feels like we've had enough
time away to like for what I guess to like
wreck to keep, what distance makes the heart grow fonder. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
If you love something, let it go and if it's
meant to be, it'll fly back to you. Okay, that's
what everyone knows. Everyone knows, and everyone says it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
So they go to the vineyard and she's like, this
is cute. It's cobblestone, and I was like, I like
it outpha, I like this alf but I'm okay with it.
It's giving nineties though it's giving early yats. Yeah, it's
giving early yots, but I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's like Louzy maguire. It's kind of like, yeah, the
toade colored Lizzie McGuire outfit. They have beer and wine,
fly to the vineyard. It's super cute. Even She's like,
this place is cute. How do you find this place?
It is cute, sort of Revere or something like that.
They flirt hard, like she's like she's confidant. She's yeah,
Kara's been flirting like her whole life. Like she like
(16:18):
she does when I turn it on with them eyes
and she's like a saucy little minx, you know what
I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
She yeah, she's she's doing it and I and I
wanted to see him be more vehical, suave. It felt
like he wasn't asrico and I was like, this is
already your wife like you you don't need you could do.
You could give us even more if you wanted to, sir,
and I would ask that you do now. They then
go to the bedroom and then they're like, oh, this
is nice. Should we pop this up? It felt like
(16:44):
they didn't know each other a little bit, that they're
both a little timid around each other. Yes, which I
get because they want this day to go off, this
time together to go off. Well. They cheers to Niko,
and I'm like, I forget that they have a child.
Sometimes I forget that they are married, a stab couple
with a child because of how far they've taken their
relationship back that it just you know, She's like, we
(17:07):
we didn't talk. We only talked about Nico. And I'm like, well,
I'm glad though that they are now at this place,
because to me, it felt like it didn't need to
be as hostile as it was, or it felt like
it was.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I think, like, would you have enjoyed a scene of
them planning this together? Yeah, didn't it feel like she
was like he didn't come to my show. I came
back from Italy and he obviously had talked to his
mom and then this was happening. But it felt like
if you guys had gone from him thinking you were
cheating and like you kicking him out of the house,
like what was the break the barrier conversation? Like and
(17:44):
how cause like somehow we got into this, as I said,
kind of like inauthentic. Everything is fine, it will be
flirty when we know underneath their lies, you know, well
under you know it was it. It feels weird and
so like even like story story wise, I would have
(18:04):
appreciated like a FaceTime or like texts that show that
this has happened and go ahead.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
We've missed a lot of things though, like we missed
their fight. But yeah, yeah, so it's like it's been
it's been a weird season. It's like they don't want
us to see we we know that they're mad at
each other, but we don't see the fight. Well we
know that that he is like whatever, but we don't
see her. He's living in a separate room. We don't
see him moving his shit over. We know it's like
(18:30):
just storytelling wise, You're right, like we need we there's
so much that we miss. It's like we pick back
up and shit has happened. I'm like, did nobody call
the camera crew because I'm gona tell you right now,
and love after lock up, they be catching them doing
all kinds of stuff. That's what I was about to say, was, well,
I what Okay, Okay, you're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It's just that, Yes, it's just like it feels like
sometimes I'm like, do you go to a couple and
film them once every two weeks and then just hope
that shit's happened and you can make enough things happen
and the two days are gonna film with them be
because A that's not a docuseries and B that's not
what makes dockuseries good. And see listen, we know that
(19:07):
this franchise has gone farther and farther away from what
it used to be because it used to be uh
much smaller, like in things like happened in a kind
of a slower, more organic way, you know, and then
when big things happened, it surely was like shocking and crazy,
(19:28):
you know. But anyway, having said that it's not the
world we live anymore with nine a fiance. We understand that,
but thusly there we are so basically getting back to them.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
It ends in the room they pop the champagne and
they giggle and that's it. Oh right, Brandon and Julia.
This Brandon and Julia like really make me anxious and
I kind of am gonna ben I don't want to
see them anymore because I know they're pregnant, right when,
I feel like, well, that's crazy for the storyline. Did
they should they say it? They should not have told
(20:01):
us that they were pregnant in real life until afterwards? Yes?
What what?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Whoa wait? Why on God's Green Earth? Because they just
announced it? Yeah, like this week? Why would they announce
it the week before the episode airs of like how
intense it's going to be for her to like agree
to go through the initial surgery to see if she
get up, Like like wow, because.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Now I'm like, oh, it's fake, You're you're being fake,
And like Brandon is being a dick, Like his choice
to be a because that's what that's what I thought.
His choice to not understand where his wife is coming
from is so dickish and it feels like he's selfish.
It feels like he's like, you know, she has to
ask him if if I say no to not having
(20:43):
a kid, then like are you are you gonna stay
with me? And he's just like, now, Julia is the
most beautiful woman that he will ever get in his life.
Them those maternity pictures, she looks great. She takes a
really when she gets a little makeup on, she excels
her face. Everything just changed.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Card Yeah yeah, it does not decline, it does not.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
And then like this is we've just seen them in
many different stages, and it's to the point now where
we've seen him choose his parents time and time again
in front of her parents, which is how clueless he
is of this situation. So let's just start out at
the beginning. So the parents are at her house and
they're playing Jenga. I don't know if they've ever played
it before, but I'm telling you, I haven't seen a
(21:22):
small Jenga in such a long time. Every Jenga I've
seen is large so or bigger than that. And so
they're playing Jenga in you know, before breakfast, which is
good for them, while she's making eggs for them and
they're like, where's Brandon And he's like, oh, Brandon went
off to you know, with his people, and they get
their American breakfast and Brandon comes home and tries to
act like everything is okay. She pulls him aside and
(21:44):
she's like, no, you don't get to just do this
like you no, no, and he's like, I just said
we need some time because I was getting frustrated. And
she's like, Brandon, you don't get to do that because
if we have kids, you're going to be frustrated and
you cannot just walk away from me. And he's just like, well,
you need to chill, and I'm just like again, no,
Like this they really make me uncomfortable as a couple
(22:07):
because listen, I know couples are like this in real
life and IRL, but like, I don't want to see that.
I don't want to see it. I feel like someone
needs to be like, hey, Brandon, I get that this
is your authentic self, but like, we don't want to
see it your authentic self. We want to see you
supporting Julia and making it so that we're like, oh,
she's crazy, because right now I'm like you're the reason
why she's crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, no one on God's Green Earth is like God,
good job, Brandon sticking up with your mom Betty. Yeah,
this entire America sees that you've chosen the good side,
and like that's what Betty seems right, And you know,
like no one is so like he's bananas for doing this,
and he could also have drama if you need it,
like still having to deal with his stupid ass, crazy
(22:50):
ass parents. But also I want to say that, like
I don't know if that if those like Americans scrambled
eggs looked really really good, but you know, the parents
really really liked it. I like bacon, but I think
everything needed a little more seasoning. And I didn't see
any salt. I din't sean any pepper. That's totally fine.
So basically now we have to get see what we
can get through really fast. I will say this, So
(23:10):
basically this is what happens. Obviously, Julius has to have
a fertility treatment. So she's like, Brandon, you're gonna go
with me, even though you're an asshole and you don't
deserve it or anything I would ever give you from
my room, my uterus like fruit. But here we are.
We have to go tell my parents, We're going to
go get fruit and we'll go here. So she does,
and she goes to see these nice, these nice opigyn ladies.
(23:31):
And I will say that, like this opigyn seems so
warm and so kind, and the way that she hugs
Julia at the end, I'm like, I love you. Oh,
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh. I can tell that you radiate warmth and light,
and I just know that you're a good doctor, and
I like where you are. I would just like, can
you deliver mine my babies. Basically, she tells Julia that
Julia's going to need a procedure to kind of clean
out some our tissue and some maybe some like different
(24:03):
limp nondu lures or whatever, and that to do so,
they'll have to put her under. They'll go do this,
it's a very common procedure, but that it'll make her
fertility journey way more easy. And Julia, who you know
hasn't probably like had a lot of like experience and healthcare,
(24:26):
is petrified to go under anesthesia, you know, which is
like so great, you know, it's so interesting because like
literally Darcy is being like, what's wrong with it? I'll
do it in any country, you know, like while I know. Meanwhile,
Julia's like, no, I it really scares me, and it
some seemingly should like I've gone under ed gone under
anesthesia because I've had to get endoscopies like for gird
(24:49):
and stuff like that, and so it's always a little
weird to be like, is this thing that this thing
that I should really be scared of or because you know,
I could die from and the answer you can die
at any time, which is so fucked up.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
When I have my fertility stuff. Oh, I was like,
put me under, put me out there like laughing and
kei king.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
They loved me.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
That ceciology is like, oh, you're gonna be great. I'm like, okay,
let's see how long I can stay awake. They're like
do the ABC's okay, abced wake up? Wake up? Oh
efg No.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I loved it, especially if we're like if they're pushing
me in the gurney and I'm like laying down and
they're like it's gonna take hold. I'm like I'm gonna
hold out.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Like.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I love it mainly because like my brain is like
a shit show normally and so like any amount of
drugs to help me like not have that feeling is
like the best. But so for me, I felt Listen,
my initial reaction is like, Julia, do you really want kids?
That's my initial reaction because as somebody who did want them,
someone just telling me all I had was like some pulps,
(25:56):
some pulps, some pelps, pulp polyps, telling me that I
had some pollups, and like just need a little because
I had that like that blue dye thing that she had,
and it's terrible. It's a terrible experience. That's why I'm like,
put me under at all times. They so they pump
like a blue dye into your body and then they
(26:17):
track it and they see where the blockage is. My
shit was blocked because of the millions of fibroids that
I had on my uterus. Her shit was blocked for
whatever different reasons. They're like a pretty easy you know whatever,
And basically she's not like she's having fertility issues, but
it's it wasn't an insurmountable fertility issue because the definition
of being infertile is when you've tried for a year
(26:40):
without being able to conceive, and then that's when they
offer you other options, but that doesn't mean you're infertile.
That's just the clinical definition in the same way that
like being obese is a clinical diagnosis, like sometimes it's
sometimes it's not necessarily Sometimes the the ideal state isn't
where most people are.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
And so so.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
She has a pulp pull up or she had whatever,
so like for her to for her to be like,
I can't prand it. I can't think about it right now.
I could not relate to at all because I was like,
my situation was quite different. But as I was thinking
about it, I was like, you know what, I don't
know what her experiences is. I don't know what her
experience is with health care. I don't know if she's
heard the wives tale about people dying under anesthesia, getting
(27:25):
too much or doing whatever. I guess it depends on
the market you're in and where you are. Like, I
was really confident with my doctors in California to help
me to get through this, and I would be confident
with most doctors in Miami because of the amount of
block surgery they do. They're so like, I get it,
But at the same time, he was so like not
understanding from the very beginning, and I'm like, as the husband,
(27:49):
your immediate job is to be understanding. Then maybe if
she like, you guys can talk about it. She's like,
I don't want pressure. I don't want pressure. So they
pull over because he's like, you're being dramat Julia, Like
he's trying to like bulldoze her into behavior, and I
was like, you guys have been together long enough to
know that you bulldozing her and bullying her into like
feeling a certain way is not going to work. So
(28:10):
why don't you try a different tactic, Brandon, why don't
you try being like kind to her? And so they
pull over. She's crying and upset, and he doesn't hug
her into like the very end after he's like, you're
you're overreacting. It's just a little procedure. Do you even
want to have kids? And like that was my thought too,
Do you want to have kids? Because I feel like
(28:32):
they're giving you a viable option and you're like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, I mean, she doesn't know, but she wants to support.
And so they have a conversation before they go back
in the town park, a beautiful town park, whether his
idea of support means being the way he is currently,
or whether you actually support her by not putting any
pressure on her to do anything she doesn't want with
her body. And so Brandon does so well America anyway,
(29:01):
who knows, I'm just a joke.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Ha ha.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okay, so let's move on. We have Let's move on.
I'm gonna jump around, just go from fertility to fertility
Tiger Lily and add on. Honey, she is now postpartum,
and he's like, get me my baby, get my baby
to me. I want to see him. Oh I look
(29:25):
at him. He's so handsome, oh, so beautiful, saying so
much hair.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'm like, baby, he's like so masculine.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
He's such a manlyse my baby, that's why, because I
made him and now he's man just like me. You're
just like what like what like, first of all, this
this baby, this little screaming thing, is not masculine, you know, Like, yeah,
(29:56):
that is the most weird gendered thing to put on,
this screaming thing. That is a beautiful baby, for sure,
alive and healthy and we are and I'm happy for
this baby. But I mean like to be like, look
how masculine. Yes, he's he's boastful yes, he looks like
a leader. He's gonna like ask someone on a day
(30:18):
He's gonna pay for it, you know, like, what is
what is this baby doing?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah? Yeah, I love that she asked him about the
C section. He's like, my love for you just grew exponentially.
I don't care who you become Muslim, Like, I don't
care because I watched them move your guts and put
them back in your body, Like I watched that shit
and I have never and I feel like a lot
of men have said that, which is like such a
crazy thing to have to see in order to like
put value into a person who's doing that is so weird.
(30:43):
But he's like, yeah, I don't care about anything tackled.
I don't care. She walks on water, she could do anything.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
And then he's like, you know, glory to God and Mashala.
And I love Mashalla so much because all the Somali
women here will say that, Ohala love that, but anyway,
so lots of Mashallah. And then he does like the
whisper of prayer in the baby's ear, and I was
here for it. I thought it was so sweet, and
the first time I was like God, thank you for
(31:08):
representing your culture properly, or at least without being such
a dick. And he's like, Tyler, literally, I do this
the baby for prayer.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
And I was like, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
So it was a cute scene. He's playing with the
with you know, like yeah, praying into the baby's ear.
I thought it was just all just such a sweet moment.
We actually see Oddman not being an absolute asshole.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Your apps you're app ad nonsolutely right. That was a
bad joke. But I will say that, like one other
part makes me sad is tagularly has to have some
good grits. Not all grits are gross. There are good grits.
Grits are great. Grits can be really healthy and they're
kind of like tofu and then you can kind of
like make it what you will with the seasonings and yeah, grits.
(31:53):
And they live in grit country, so like, you know,
might as well get used to it. So all of that,
all of it was a good scene. He's really happy
with you know, the baby, Zane. You know, I was
a c section baby, you know, and like I had
to do an improv as my father over the summer,
(32:13):
which sounds weird, and I did it. I was improving
with someone who I knew also was a father and
he had watched his daughter by C section be birthed
or whatever. And so I as my dad, talked to
him and I talked about my own birth and I
made him cry. I see that already, I think I did.
(32:37):
It was one of my better moments this summer. Anyway.
So anyway, let's move back. So from this we'll go
to I mean, Matt and Jasmine.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Gosh, nothing really happened. They walk around like a German
Michigan town and they get a word.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Isn't a funny one yet, Like it's a funny when
you get to an American town that's like solving or
something that's like, oh, Germany, it's a little German. Thank
but yeah, like you're like, oh, this part of Michigan
is just settled by Germans. And the answer is obviously yes,
you know.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I mean, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
These white folks here in Minnesota will tell you immediately
that they derived from from Vikings. I said, from Vikings.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
That makes sense. It doesn't make sense. I'm sorry it doesn't.
It makes sense for the reason why, it's like a
lot of Midwestern folk claim a lot of nordicness, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
That's fine, but that's a stretch, like you're not from
actual Vikings. Yes, did the Vikings come to the Americas
at some point, sure, but it was yeah, it was
mostly like in northern New York. And that was like
in the like canoe era, they like came over on
their giant ass they came over in their giant ass boats, right,
(33:47):
And they they were in certain parts of like Ontario
and and like uh, Canada, Like they were in certain
parts of like northern New York in like.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
That area, right.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I don't know if they came as far as Minnesota.
So it's weird when you're like, oh, yes, they're like,
oh I have Nordic roots, yes, but the people of
like Finland are the ones that are actually descended from
the Vikings. It's like it's like you skipped over the
fact that it's like Finland and Swedish just like we're Viking.
I'm like, you're not Viking, You're Nordic. The Nordics are Viking.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
But you know, Tomato, Tomato, I mean, I'm trying to
do some due diligence and where the hell they were
in America. You know, I will say they arrived in
North America around one thousand, but that's in Newfoundland, Canada. Newfoundland,
that's how you say that, but the words are Newfoundland.
So you you know, I arrived and.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
They got and they kind of like traveled down and
it's like, you know, there's there's a little bit that lore.
But I'm like the actual Vikings, like the Vikings from
like Vikingland. I'm just kidding, just made it up. But
like when they canued over, they did not come all
the way to Minnesota. So it's funny that they're all like, yeah,
we're from Viking And I was like, you are, I
(35:01):
guess by way of like the people.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I don't know, so, but they're all very tall. They're
all very tall here, these women. I just I mean,
I the one reason why again he was like, I'll
bring it up every episode. It's like Sister Wives talk
about Nordic shit a lot, and they're like lore, and
so I think that there is something about white Middle
America that like, yeah, trace thorn roots, which is you know,
(35:26):
to anyway up us Okay. Uh So basically Jasmine, you know,
falls in love with Michigan which is something that she
couldn't do, you know, could never get her to do.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
But yeah, we're talking about them.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, and she's a beauty in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
She's there with her leopard like long jacket, which I
co I was like, that's cute. And then like walking
on cobbled stones with again a point to heel. They
get in a carriage or horse drawn carriage. She is like, oh,
your hair is like mine, ha ha. And I'm just
like girl like being made fun of for having braids
and having everyone tells them tell me the braids were
(36:01):
horse hair when I was younger. Just like, hits different
than a woman who's like, yeah, fake hair too, or
my fake hair. Looking at your hair to a horse
is like what different experiences with with accepting the horse
hairness of one's fake hair, Like different experiences.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Like I have the hair right now of like one
of those frizzy here's like frizzy dogs that have thick
hair like this or like this side is easier to show,
like I don't know, like maybe like it feels a
little bit like King Cavalier at some points, like how
(36:40):
king cavaliers have like spinning.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, that's not a dog King Cavalier.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Ahead, Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Let's move on to our last couple. Oh wait, so
they get into the horse. They get into the carriage.
She starts to cry because Matt is like, you really
need to let go of Gino. He produces a ring
and she's.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Like, I'm not ready to choose she is, we are.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
There, we go.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Does he know that she has other kids?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
We all know?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, Darcy and Georgie, Oh my god, honey, they wake up.
He's still sawing some z's and she wants him to
wake up, which, you know, like, poor Andre, I'm sorry Andre,
poor Georgie. She has you know, her face fully done,
(37:28):
so she's already been up, or she went to bed
that way or yeah, or she just like sleeps with
like some sort of all night setting spray that won't
in like sleeping beauty all night.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
That's what I heard Prince wanted common Electra to do.
When Karmen Electra was in a romantic relationship with Prince,
she says that when she was in where you are,
same city, that at any time during the night he
could come to her room or she would be someone
from her room and she better be ready. You look
(38:08):
her up, I know, and everyone else is too, And
you know what, maybe I'll put Patreon just because I
am an idiot's avunt and I know I'm right about
this and it's so old school. Maybe this was like
a gossip tidbit from early oughts, based upon some documentary
that she like did for Prince and said so not
for him about him. I don't think that he probably
(38:30):
like signed up signed off on it. And now I
hear that his estates going after Appolina for her name,
which makes me sad. Go ahead, her name's Napolina. What's
her name? Apollonia?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
It says Carmen Elector and Prince were mentor and ex
were mentor and ex boyfriend in the early nineties. Oh yeah, okay,
he was. That was deep in his like kingk pocket.
Okay mmmm.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
So anyway, basically, he says while laying in bed that
last night was really hard for him because the first
moment that he got to bring a woman home, the
woman being Darcy, who got a little too comfortable with
his mom. So it was totally okay that he opened
up about my heart and sold something that's really bothering
me to someone. I just meg, they don't overshare as
(39:15):
a trauma response, but that she had indicated they have
marital troubles, and that in this culture, indicating that you
have marital troubles being a young person being like in
America who's only been married for a couple of years
looks like a fucking absolute failure to his parents, who've
been married for forty years, you know, And he doesn't
(39:37):
want his parents to think of him as a failure,
and by telling them the problems, you know, like that's
exactly what happens.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah, And the fact is that we find out that
the reason why there's some kind of like strain and
like whatever is because he went to the US and
then just didn't come back. Yeah, And so it like
he went to the US and then married an American
and did K one and all that shit. So he
was married to someone before Darcy got the gotta citizenship,
(40:08):
did all of that, and then met Darcy afterwards, I
don't know how long after like whatever, but like Georgie
has already lived a whole life in America before he
met Darcy, and so yeah, there was all that bad
blood of like he didn't even introduce his first wife
to his parents. Yeah, there's a lot of weird blood
there going on, and so they're just kind of happy.
Then she's like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that,
(40:31):
and like it's okay, and like we're fine, and so
then there's the end of that. Now they then go
bar hunting. There was no shotguns, there was no kilts.
I know, we're in the wrong part of the world,
but like I was, like, where's the traditional garb, where's
the where's the muskets.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I don't know how they're going to do this.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
They're gonna they lay a trap with the wine bread
and like it was just very interesting.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
They showed one instrument. It looked like you're gonna stab them,
like you're gonna like, I mean, you're gonna like West
Side Story this boar, you know what I'm saying, Like
you're just gonna like you to like beat it, you know,
Like it's gonna be like a gunfight with a very
like no gunfight's gonna be like a stor like sorry,
the word is it's a knife knife fight with like
really a small knife, you know, And it looks like
(41:17):
a big animal I don't know, a bore. Darcy tells
us it's like a big hairy pig with horns. Darcy
wears a big fur jacket m and like glam combat
boots that she doesn't want to lace up all the
(41:37):
way because it doesn't look that good. So she calls
herself Darciana Jones, which is a great, great thing. And
she also decides to on this hunting mission bring an
obvious fake air man bag, like let's just pretend it
was real. Let's just fucking pretend that she is going
(41:59):
to bring us seventy five thousand dollars bag. So I
think it looked like snake skin or something to the
forest of like Bulgaria or Bosnia or wherever they are
God blessed and Higeria. Okay, I can't even imagine. And
it's like so wild for like, but you know what,
I will say that it is like perfectly on brand
(42:20):
for who she wants to be, which is like an
over the top biddy now, like she wants to be
known as like doing the most, you know, Like she
doesn't want to be shown as someone who like is
vulnerable or like is a part is part of a couple,
like she really does want to be like Darcy. And
(42:41):
then whoever Darcy's with is like second fiddle, including and
for sure Stacy. If that's if Stacy's in the room,
you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
They they talk about them the way there. They talk
about the wolves that might come out, and she's like
wolves and he's like, yeah, we're going to a forest,
a forest where there.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Are wild bores, and you look like you are pray. Yes,
they're in camo, and.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
She is just like, I look like the boar. And
she has a hat on that has like a little
little skull pin like around the side. So then they
get there and at least she's wearing flats. That's what
I'll give her, that she's wearing flats. She's wearing flats.
They get there her she feels like a bug is
crawling up her leg and shar screaming at Georgia to
(43:27):
take it off, and they do and she's like, okay's
fine now and put it back on. And then they
look at bore feces to like track the board, but
they're not prepared to actually do anything. He just like
lays a trap of food, and I guess he's gonna
come back, like they're gonna drop her off and then
come back.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
No, I think that the dad is like, see, the
thing is, I think the dad is absolutely going to
kill a beast. And I you know, like I think
that what we're seeing is that the dad is a
fucking professional tracker. This is what he does. He's like,
look at those teeth marks, he's here twenty minutes ago.
Look at those feces. He like touches the feet, He's
like touch, tastes it like well, you know, he's just
like fresh and it's a vegetarian. You're like, oh, you
(44:04):
know what I'm saying, Like, and then the like, I
think the dad is going to just run up and
I mean shot that the name shive shive, shank shank,
all of them this this big boar and they're going
to have like a lot of like meat balls for
the next two years or whatever, like or a lot
of bacon. I will say that the forest looks beautiful.
(44:27):
It's like they get to cross this like gorgeous cobblestone.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I do all everywhere, fall everywhere everyone's storyline. It's fall
in Michigan, it's fall in wherever Kara and uh whatever
are garmo Art, it's fall if all in Bulgaria, it's
fall or were uh and there's a monastery. What if
they just like dropped her off with the monastery to
like hang out there for a while, where they actually
(44:52):
went back and like killed the beast.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I didn't believe that story. I was like, what happened
to this monastery? It's like, yeah, this is the monastery
where women who can have children come and then they
suddenly have children. And I'm like, no, a lot of
others should happen to this monastery. Is this where women
had to come to give up babies too? Or like,
you know what was happened? Like I mean, you know,
I don't take everything, yeah, exactly as you say it.
I take it with a grain of salt. I have
(45:16):
been learned to take it with a piece of seasoning
because I cannot trust anyway. All Right, my babes, it
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