September 22, 2025 • 50 mins
Wherein Yara plans a winter getaway to help renew friendships. Brandon and Julia make a major life decision to the dismay of Ron and Betty. Stacey and Florian arrive for Darcey and Georgi's Bulgarian anniversary party. Matt and Jasmine learn the gender of their baby.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:07):
Sweetee Hey everyone, I'm Wa and I'm Chris, and welcome
to docu.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Sweeties, we're too, longtime friends who discussed the riveting and
sometimes trashy world of reality TV and docuseries.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yes, but through our own lens, which sometimes has its
mic on and sometimes it's doesn't. But at the end
of the day, holy modeledly sweet, like you know, compassion
for every moment.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, exactly, So we're talking ninety day fiance happily. Ever
after this is season nine, episode twelve, Mama Mia, here
we go on again.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Did you not notice that Sees episode two of TOES
title was Asi La visa Baby. Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I was like, you guys are fucking lazy.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Wild wild, Like, just who is is there two different teams?
It must be different teams AI who's not paying attention?
They're not.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I mean it's like I think AI. I think AI
just a computer watches it and be like, what's a
pop culture reference that could be a title to this?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And I mean a nineteen eighty eight pop culture reference
nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Girl, here's the truth listening. They could have called it
austilla pasta. Yeah, they good. They could have what a
good one, I know, and it would have made sense.
Mm hmm. But you need a human mind to make
a dumb pun turns out?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, because I'm like, also, I get it. Eighties was
a great decade.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
A lot of good things came out of the eighties,
all right, especially nineteen eighty two, fantastic year. But I
want to, like, I feel like, do we not reference
any quotes of movies that happened within the last twenty years?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
No one knows it because no one watches movies anymore
because people stop going to the movies.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Is it just like Jet Apatole movies and like Adam
Sandler movies? And no one wants to quote those.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
No, right, even I When I hear people quoting them,
usually dudes, I'm like, well, I can't date you now,
okay me great?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So speaking of a man we can't date, let's start
out with Matt and Jasmine. Because Matt is a wild animal.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It was problematic, right, what a problematic? It's you gotta
do a fucking shitload to make Jasmine look like I
mean a saint, you know, like Joan of Arc, you know,
like you just to make Jasmine look like jonah Arc
is a feat and it's a feat that Matt achieved
by being such a dumb fuck bro asshole.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Go ahead, God, And I just I'm not surrounded by that.
And so I when I get fed them via like
television that's made for the people that I the people
in the outskirts of Minneapolis, I'm always like, just show shocked.
So anyways, so she's on the beach. He says a
lot of crazy things, so just prepare yourself. There's at
least five Okay, so we're on the beach, and to
(03:00):
represent Florida because they got it. It's like it's like
the trope of California's They show palm trees and a
part of LA that most people don't visit, and then
they show like a dingy venice beach, but when you're
in Florida, they always show a Floridian beach, which I
know is warm, and I'm assuming the stands are are
are soft. Sand is soft never be.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Which we already disc sorry, since we discussed that on
the Florida beaches at rain Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, when it's not raining, yep.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And so uh it's like at this point it's was
was Julia, Lauren and Libby and them and uh, Jasmine
all in Florida at the same time. It's like the
only people that are missing is Darcy and Stacey. It's
only because they're a cross seas.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah. I wonder if it's just like so cheap to
film there or maybe yeah, but yeah, well not well
now they do, now that Matt and Jasmine did, You're right,
I mean just now, you know, obviously Matt and Jasmine
is the first scene I think of them in Florida.
She has like that one very you know, distinct orange
(04:02):
and blue and white SPF can that is made for sports.
It's fifty and she's spraying her big ass boobs in
her belly and yeah, like it's funny. How Like just
looking at that can was like, yeah, I know that can.
I know the smell of that can. It's not the
preferred SPF smell, Like I know them very well. Living
(04:23):
in of course a beach town, beach city, beach state, California,
I know the smell of most major brands of SPF.
And sun tanning lotion, and I like over the years,
like even ones that are now gone, I still think about, like,
you know, like there was like this one day ban
day sole that I loved so much. It's like this
orange jell if you can't find anymore now everyone likes
(04:44):
the vacation Club, which I like vacation club or whatever.
All that to say, it's funny, how like, yeah, certain
products mean certain things. It was a very dude product
to have because it's like he thinks that he's going
to be doing volleyball or something. She's obviously not performing
any sports, just being in the sun, you know, and
you would think that she would maybe wear something like
(05:05):
organic or whatever, just lobbed bou free, you know, like
they do all that shit, you know, for the baby,
but she definitely doesn't. This is a whole wild scene
on the beach, like for a billion reasons, most notably
because he carries ribs in a bag.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yep, yep. And then she hasn't eaten meat I guess
in a long time, and she demolishes it for the camera.
But more importantly, he tells her she has a beer belly,
and he also demands that she breastfeeds, and like, I mean,
he just does love that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He tells her she's a beer belly, and we see
that her boos are big.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And then he would cut to him saying that he
hasn't told his family yet because he's from a conservative
Romanian family. They don't know about the baby. And he's like,
the baby needs meat. He needs meat. And so immediately
I'm like, he needs protein.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
The bait the baby.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They they the it, the baby, they need protein. They
don't necessarily need meat. But she fully, i mean, just
gets into that bag of ribs and eats it for
the camera I imagine in the way she eats it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, and then I think that like, now I'm very
prep or now very cognizant of like what could be
construed as like fetish content when it comes to certain acts.
And for some reason, why sorry, go ahead, I'm gonna finish.
I'm guess Okay, why why? Okay? First of all, this
(06:34):
content that I'm talking about is what we just watched
just like very kind of like aggressively up close eating
of things is content that gets a lot of likes
and weird loyal fans. Okay, is that they answered your question?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, not quite, but it now makes me go, oh
it now it makes me go, oh, you mean muck bangs.
Like the people who are into muck bangs. I thought
that somehow in the last couple of weeks you've stumbled
upon a kink that has to do with food and
people like slurping food.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So then you're like, I mean, isn't muckbangs like?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay? So obviously a lot of people like muckbangs for
different reasons, for sure, different reasons, right, Like some people
have maybe some eating situations, but some people, I think
also like watching it because it's sexually appealing, right.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I can definitely see that. So she does that for
us with her her boobs that have gotten bigger, and
he talks about wanting a son. Then their next segment
is them going to the ultrasound place to check to see,
you know, if the baby's okay, and the gender gender reveal,
and he's just like, yeah, it's a boy.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I feel it's a boy. And she's like, why do
you think it's a boy?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And he's like, well, because I wouldn't know what to
do with a girl, And like, you know, it's like girls.
Girls make me. It's like, it's so weird to me
when there are men who like, I don't understand girls
and then they put their penis in them. It's like,
as much as I don't as much as I don't
like being around a lot of men because those stupid
they are like I can't. I will never say I don't.
I mean, I don't understand them, but I will never
(08:10):
say like, I don't understand it intrinsically to where like
if a male child were to come around or be
in my life, then I would be like, well, I
don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's a boy.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, I see what you're saying, because I sometimes feel
like I don't understand men intrinsically. Yet if they are
a little boy come around me, honey, I know exactly
what to do with it. You know, baby, that that
baby you know like, but you know, but I I
don't know as I anyway, that's interesting. Yes, you're right.
We also learn a lot, Like you know, Jasmine hasn't
told her family because she's also embarrassed to be pregnant
because you know, her mom, her sister has been married
(08:43):
the whole time. And then by the way, we have
a stupid, kind of but interesting moment where she comes
into the ultrasound and she meets the nurse practitioner whose
name is Gina, and I guess that she just hasn't
met another Gina or never knew that that was an
option of the name, because she's like Gina A wait
a at the end, Oh my god, there's a there's
(09:05):
a version of Gino because it's my husband's name, not
this one, this that's not this short person god Bus,
but my husband. But it's like, I guess my mind,
I was like, oh, is it not like a common
enough name.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I feel like it's a Latina, it's a it's a Latin,
it's a Hispanic or a Latino thing. The fact that
she equates the name Gino and Gina because I don't
equate them. I don't like to me, they're not the
same name. But I think because she's a Spanish speaker
a lot of things. If it ends with an o,
it's male, if it ends with an A, it's female.
In the first letters are the same. So I feel
(09:39):
like that's why she was able to jump on that,
because even when she's like, that's my husband's name, I
was like, your husband's name is definitely Gino and she's
like Gina, And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
What's we's sorry, what's his full name? What's Gino short for?
You know, m M.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't think I can guess is like Giovanni. But
like I don't think that. I don't know, he could
have just be named Gino. You know how sometimes people
name like John or Jack is short for John or
something like that, and people just name their like kid
the short version. I mean, I guess in my mind,
I guess, you know, it's like I have no idea.
But if it's Italian, I was like Angelino Angelina, you know,
(10:18):
like what is the Gino?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Gina?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Like you're right, I mean, yeah, I know, I guess
that was just a same thing with a name like
Angela and Angelo. I would never go, oh my god,
I have a friend named Angelo and your name is Angela.
How how interesting? Like it just doesn't doesn't do that
in my in my English speaking brain, but I imagine
a Spanish speaker would equate that. And so the fact
(10:41):
that she got so excited and then that's my post
fund's name to this woman, this woman's like, well, who's
this man, just like weird.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You're right, it's weird that she did that, and it was.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It was very awkward. So they get in there and
she's like, oh, he's not my FoST friend and I
was like, girl, don't you even say that. So she
says now, she's like, oh my god, what a coincidence.
If it's a girl, we have to name her Gina.
And I was like, no, you this is your You're
feeling really bad. This is some you're having some guilt
trip that is unnecessary. So going ahead and leave that
where you with that thought in your brain.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It didn't come. She can't possibly think that. Okay, okay him, okay, okay.
She's being cheeky and he just doesn't, you know, he
doesn't God bless no. But yeah, they have to see
the baby. The baby is a papaya, which she's you know,
because she says stuff like that, you know, like all
the baby is a pabaya, which is my fable food.
But don't worry, I won't eat the baby. You know.
She knows. She's having fun and Matt's gonna sit there.
(11:34):
So they have an interesting conversation where he's like, yes,
you know, like who the baby will look like, you know,
and she's like, I think the baby is gonna look
just like me. Spoiler alert wrong. But then she's like,
we'll get a lot of spoilers. But then she's like, yeah,
you know. He's like, yeah, I hope the baby is
like you has big eyes. And she's like no, no, no, no, no,
(11:57):
these are not my eyes. These are the eyes I bought,
you know, so I know how to do it, you know,
I'm saying. And she got a bluff, which we know
that very well. And she also talks about her eyebrows,
so I'm assuming that, yeah, there was like surgeries that
placed things where she wanted them to be placed. And
then she's like, but don't worry. And then this is
again she's like cheeky. She's like, nos, she can't say
(12:17):
what she wants to say, which is like, don't worry.
I'll get that baby done real fast, and maybe the
minute that baby turns fifteen, I know exactly what to do.
She's like, just kidding, I would never do that, but
there's also like a little twinkle in her eye like if.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
They wanted to, yeah, yeah, if they wanted to, And
so then we we we do the uldra sound, and
it's a girl, and that is just like flabbering acid.
He's just like, I mean, I just first round pick
a girl, Like I can't teach her about cars, I
can't teach her to fix anything?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Like what am I gonna do?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
And I am vomiting?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And I was like, you could literally teach them all
of those things, like you are you are? You are
purposely stunting your child's progression or knowledge in this world
by going, oh, they're this, their gender, they're they're whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It determines what they'll.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Like and what they'll take in, Like I, I take
in a lot of stuff from a lot of different people,
regardless of gender. Do I know how to fix a car? No,
it's not because I'm a girl. It's because I didn't
want to, Like it's because.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I didn't want to. But like, does my brother know
how to fix a car?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Because guess he didn't want to. My dad does.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I was gonna say, I guess, okay, but yeah, your dad.
So you guys grew up watching your dad fixing cars,
and none of you were like I want to help,
or I want to hang off my dad or he
wasn't Just like trying to make you like be his
little assistant to help him, and uh, I mean yeah,
like he was.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, I mean he was like, yeah, I got a wrench.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I know, I know how to change oil, like I
you know, like I understand basically I don't know how
to change a tire, but like I've watched someone do it.
I actually changed my tire recently, so so you can't
have myself. But it's like I don't remember. I have
to pull out the direction again. Like it's not like
I'm like, it's not like I'm like intrinsically whatever. But yeah,
I understand that you have to open the bottom of
(14:07):
the thing and let the oil drip out of the bottom,
put the pan on the thing, and then you pull
more oil in it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I know how to change oil.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I know to check the oil. Like there's certain things
that I'm got to do. But it's not because I
was like Dad teach me. It was because I was
hanging around him. I saw him doing it. Maybe I
asked a question here or there, but it's not you
know what I mean, He's acting like the sun is
going to be so interested in it, and where it was,
the girl is just not And then like, girl's gonna
be the guy's son's gonna be so interested in football,
but the girl's gonna just not.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
And I'm just like, no, you are.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I hate you. I hate it you're trying to force
her a breastfeed when she's like, I haven't breastfeed fed
any of my kids. I'm not about to start now,
and not with these fake titties. And he's like, he's like,
you have to No, no.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
All of this is wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Whatever conservative Romanian family he came from, like he has,
he's not stepped into the twenty first century. He's not
stepped into twenty twenty fucking even seventeen. He's not.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
He's not nowhere near where we are are.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
The family is all his family still there. I was
confused that they were like all there because he said
he has a family, conservative family. I'm like, is he
the only one out here? It's almost like a Georgie
on you know, missing.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, but his English is to me, is English is
too good for me?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, I feel like, no, they're here.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, I just didn't quite know. But yeah, it's interesting
wherever he was. He never watched my cousin Vinnie to
know that there's definitely women out there. That a fucking car. Honey,
you have to know the car, you have to know it. Okay,
you want to move on? Oh sorry? She basically just like,
I'm not having any more kids, sorry, but we will
believe it. So basically he's just like, also like, well, okay,
well this week obviously it's a girl. Well we're gonna
try again. And she's like, bitch, no, are you fucking
(15:40):
kidding me? Absolutely not? And then he that's an awkward moment,
and you know this is like foreshadowing a downfall. Okay, yeah,
that hint.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And she's like, I want the child to be girly,
miss Universe, and you guys are welcome. And I was
just like, you know what, I I'm here to see
what what this she does with this progeny. Would I
like to see Jasmine on Tots and Tierra or Tierra
Tots or whatever it's called.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, I would. That show wasn't even not anymore about
she was on. I mean both are gendering her children
very very fucking fast.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
So yeah, I mean that's that's true. That's true, that's true.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
All right, ready, yes, Stacy and Darcy, I.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Know I know you did. I thought you. Also, it's
funny because obviously, you know, wasn't even in the season,
so it made sense that you were like, you know,
Jasmine and Matt. But yeah, when I saw Stacy and Darcy,
I was like, well, yeah, that sense because Stacey came
in looking so fucking fabulous that I have pictures. Okay,
go on, I mean, yeah, I'm like, I hate, I
hate to say this, but Stacy looks like she's had
(16:33):
the even though they both have bad work, her work
looks better I know, and.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's like and and and what it's done. It's made
them look so different from each other.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I agree. But however, I unfortunately feel like when I
saw Stacy in the wedding situation, that was one thing,
and then when I saw Stacy in some of the confessionals,
Stacy I think might have gotten what Darcy gotten got,
which is chin. Yeah it's here and like yeah yeah,
but it also like it's like jaw and chin, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
They look like they look like do you know that
there's used to be these like action figures that had
like male action figure. I don't know if it was
like hul Hlgan or there was some male action figure
that had their hand up bald in a fist, and
that is what they look like to me. They look
like like an action figure for right, maybe it's he Man, Yeah,
it look they look it's something about it looks masculine
(17:28):
to me.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, you talk, let me look at he Man. Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So they uh, Stacy gets there and they both have
their twin power and they look snatched quote unquote by
what Darcy says. And they go to learn this dance
that is a traditional Bulgarian dance called horror.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
And it basically it's like.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Right step right step kick. Florian has a very hard
time with it, and I, you know what it is.
I am being terrible because I, for some reason think
that Bulgarian and.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Are Bulgaria.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And where's he from?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Armenia?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
No, he's not from Armenia, Algeria, from Romania, Romania, No,
he's not from Marinia. It's who are we talking about, Florian.
He's from the same place that Adnan is from.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
U UK.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Socialist A maybe No, Albania, Albania. So for whatever reason,
Bulgarian and Albania are the same to me, and I
know that they're not, and I don't even think they're
close to each other. But I'm like, well, somewhere over
there in that part of the world, and he has
no rhythm.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Here has absolutely no rhythm.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So she's like, we're snacked.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, do it big.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And they started to do all that stuff together and
jump around, and then Darcy tells us that she's been
dancing since she was three and that she did tap, jazz, ballet,
all that, and I was like, girl, you started when
you were three and you ended when you were six.
Everything you just mentioned is like entry level baby dance.
You put your kids in tap, you put them in ballet,
(19:00):
and you put them in like some kind of jazz.
That's what you do.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
After that. You usually hone in on something specific.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
If you do jazz, then you kind of go into
contemporary and you do whatever you Maybe you know a
little tap, maybe you do know a little tap, But
like for you to be like I've got a dancer
all my life and I love it, I'm like, girl,
you can barely walk, so I can't even Your head
is just like bobbling and gonna fall over at any moment.
So she's jumping around trying to show how young she is,
(19:28):
and she's like, oh, I should have wore a bra,
and we know that she wants to get a boob reduction,
and I'm like, you're jumping around with those ease or
whatever that is.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
That's on your chest, hurting your back. Should have worn
a bra.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, good for her.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Again, Florina has a no rhythm.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
So the next day, wait, can I say one thing? Yeah, okay,
is this what you're thinking of? Okay? Second thing is
I love Stacy's entrance into this dance studio. She was
wearing this like fabulous code. I don't have a picture
of that, but I was like, oh my god, Stacy,
Stacy came to fucking play. You know what I'm saying.
She's like, tell me when to show up, honey, she
(20:04):
give me a call sheet. I'll be there five minutes before.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
So yeah. Anyway, having said that, uh yeah, we now
get the party day, you know, the day of the party,
and we find out that Stacy was asked task to
bring the wedding dress that they wore in the state
so that they could relive that moment, which Darcy likes
(20:28):
to be like, oh it's some Cutillarab liberty blue. And
I'll be honest, I didn't take a picture of it.
Why it wasn't that great. B also because it was
ill fitting. It was a corset that beveled the side
of the corset didn't either lay right for whatever reason,
either like her foundation please wasn't right, or it was
too long in the waist and therefore, like where the
(20:49):
panel and hard part hit her hip caused it to
buckle and go up. I'm telling you, nope, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, no, it's not the tours. She doesn't know what
to couture is and it and it was too sheer
around the hip area for it to be eaten like
mildly appropriate. So Georgie's like, I've been telling this bitch
for I don't know how long to dress conservative around
my parents. And at this point she just I'm tired.
(21:18):
So whatever whatever they think of hers, whatever they think
of her. He's like, let go of it, let go
and let God Jesus take the wheel.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Why doesn't he like.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Take this fucking thick ass coffee glass and just spill
it accidentally on her, and you know, like that's Jesus
taking the wheel.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
But then Stacy comes in in a beautiful fucking velure
velvet situation with like a new delusion like a pearl.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm just like, if Stacy, if you don't make a
motherfucking entrance, bitch, if you put on a red lip
and make an entrance like I mean, she looked so good,
and I'm like, Darcy, is this is what Darcy should
be jealous of.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I want that dress. I don't think that she I
think that she should have. Just it looks like you
can see her boopies through it from the like kind
of like pearle panel that's in front of it. So
I almost just low key wished that maybe that was
just lace and not like something underneath, so that I
didn't see that. And then the last thing I will
say it, and I do love the dress, is that
maybe in the picture I'm showing she does, her makeup
(22:16):
looks too white, too pale a shade like you know,
shade too white. Mm hmm. I mean, even if she
is that white, for some reason, the way the whole
look is and the way that her hair is, she
needs to be not that white. I mean, just yeah,
just exactly yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
But I thought she looked better than Darcy.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Oh, I mean, we can't you guys, don't tell them
we said this because Darcy will die and I don't
want her to die.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Damn, yeah, I don't want her to die.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So they they like, are so ooh and ah about
the space, and I'm to be honest with you, I
didn't think it was going to be that big a deal.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I thought it was going to be like a backyard,
little party.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Maybe I did not think they were gonna rent out
a whole restaurant invite a woman with a crazy beehive.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
No, here it is, No, here's this, Katerina, Nos, Katerina.
The bump it, honey, like we haven't bumped it, you
know what I'm saying, and bangs, bump it in bangs.
This looks like the picture just looks like a fucking
period yeah, from the nineteen sixties, sixties.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yep, with that collar. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All she had to do was give us a little
flip and it would have been very on part and
maybe give us a little different eyeliner and a brow. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, so we have that.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
And then her parents are there dressed very down. I
mean they the venue is beautiful, and they are dressed
like they are just going out on a Sunday to dinner.
They look very cash manash. I mean she's I mean,
the mom is wearing a pants suit just like.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
David Bowie, but like it just looks very eighties.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
They were in nineties, very nineties.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
To me, her aesthetic is I'm assuming chosen dated how
couse because how could that just befall you every day?
But that's just I mean, I don't know the answer
to the haircut because the haircut seems like it's maintained,
and also it seems like there's product, and she also
dies it. So I'm just saying choices are absolutely made.
(24:14):
That I'll tell you where a choice either wasn't made
or was made and used to tell me is why
music wasn't playing during this situation, Like we keep talking
about the horror and God bless so it makes me
feel and believe me, I love. I want to go
to Romania now or Bulgary. I want to go to Bulgaria.
I'm not I'm confused. I want to go to Bulgaria now,
apps fucking lutely. The fact that it's like super ancient,
(24:34):
believe me, get me there. But at the same time,
thank you for the wine wears. Some tunes I don't
know maybe there I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I don't know, maybe copyright. I don't know, but copy
did copyright.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh I thought you for bosth. Someone said I thought
you were gonna say cabaret for some reason, like why
not do cabaret? But I don't know. It's just my
whistle thinking okay.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Go ahead, yeah, So like yeah, they walk in and
then they have a bunch of rituals in which he
doesn't even know about. Gotta kick a bucket and she
didn't want to kick it too hard, and he finally
had to just kick it for her.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
And then they walk under the thing.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
And Darcy and Stacey and Florian walk in and it's
awkward for them too, because she's like, I don't know
if they think that I'm Darcy, but like everyone's staring
at me and no one's saying hi. And I thought
that was weird too. It was like, why is it
everybody like saying hello? Like oh hello, look whatever they
got to say. I don't know, it was weird.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
They're not talkative bunch, you know what I'm saying, Like,
it doesn't seem like the people like you know, that's
why some music would have been really fucking great. I
mean ye ruefully, I yeah, definitely. Darcy's like, well, I
you can't kick a bluckey, and that doesn't mean the
same thing in America. I means I'm you know, ah,
I'm fifty now. At the same time, Darcy is plied
(25:47):
with alcohol like it's one thing to have wine and definitely,
believe me, I love it. But there's also like cocktails,
and the minute that she is given a cocktail on
a platter, I was like, well, Georgie should know that's
absolutely bad. Yeah, what the fuck are you mixing?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't know, But she like gets she has a
little bit tea. She's overserved. Okay, she's overserved and put.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
On the peeple like overserving put puts the onus on
the establishment.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
She's overserved. And so she she is like stumbling out
of there wearing some house slippers a sah, and she's
like has them, which means she thought ahead, sorry, go ahead. Yeah,
She's like Georgie, Georgie, help me, I didn't pick up
my train. Stacy's like, Darca, have your train, how about Georgie?
(26:38):
And so Floriae and Stacy actually say that for the
first time they see Georgie coming out of his like
Floria said, closet, but that Georgie is coming out of
his shell like that he's actually like paying attention to
Darcy and showing her love and all these things. And
I'm like, you know what, if that's the observation of
these two, I I understand why Stacy would be worried
(26:59):
her Floriine have their own problems, but at the end
of the day, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Florian is.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Florian at least shows that he cares about Stacy to
a certain extent. And if Georgie doesn't show Hymn that
he cares, and especially what happens next episode, girl, I'm like,
if that goes down the way that they air, unless
we're gonna get sharped. If that goes down the way
that they said it's gonna go down, I'm like, damn,
he didn't learn anything. It's kind of like Brandon who
just keeps doing the same thing over and over again
to Julia, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
All you have to do is just be on her side.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's all you have to do.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Against your parents, like be specific like specifically against your parents.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yes, that's all you have to do.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Okay, So finishing this out they leave, and Darcy gets
sick in the car and Georgie is just making fun
of her, and Sacy gets upset up at that. He's like,
support your wife, hold her hair like da da he is.
He's holding like two pieces of strand bang and making
fun of her because she's vomiting.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
And oh, you had too much wine. You had too
much of my family's wine.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Ha ha ha ha. And so I guess that's supposed
to foreshadow what ends up happening next episode. All right,
let's just jump to Brandon and Julius since I talked
about them. Okay, So Brandon and Julia they are walking
in some garden and eating ice cream, and I have
ice cream at the house right now. I'm really excited
about it because I got it from Trader Joe's. I
got butter. What is it?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
They're butter popcorn? Oh no, it's you know, they have
like a peine. No, they have a No.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Be keeps saying things butter, toast, buttered toast.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
No, they have a in a jar.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It's like peanut butter, but it's not peanut pookie, buttery
cookie butter. Yeah, I have the cookie. But yeah, I
have the cookie. Butter ice cream and the thing that's
missing from it. It already has pieces of cookie in it.
But if I could just get a like cone of
some sort, it would just elevate it to the next level.
For me, I need a little bit more crunch, a
little bit more like Graham crackery something in it. Anyways,
(28:54):
or if I had a biscough cookie, oh, I would
die Delta. Give me on a Delta plane and give
me some Biscof cookies. So anyways, So they're eating ice
cream in a garden, walking around and bron.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
And Betty are already gone, and Julia and.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Brandon have not really talked about the argument that they
had last night at the restaurant. So her parents inquire
and at this point I am tired of Julia having
to translate for her. I know she's tired, but I'm
tired of it too, Like I'm just like, hire somebody,
hire somebody.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
They have no money. When are we going to get
to that? Yeah? Yeah, So.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
They said they haven't really talked about it yet, and
Brian is acting as though they are on the last
two weeks of her being fertile for the rest of
her life.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
There's an urgency that I don't quite understand coming from him,
and he's like, it's just not fair, man.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Look, I did, I will, I did. I did what
I was supposed to do, and like she's not holding
up her into the bargain. We're supposed to have a baby.
And I'm like, yeah, but like you act like her
having a surgery can just happen like in a in
a day or two, and then then in two weeks
after that, you're gonna get pregnant, like it's still a process.
You just keep harping on it as though like you
(30:05):
need her to say, yes, Brandon, I want to have
a baby. Now. I thought last episode that she was
gonna tell the family, and this is what the preview
made it seem like. I thought she was gonna tell
Ron and Betty. The reason why I don't want to
have kids is because of you two, and I wish
she had of she didn't, though, who's sad?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I know it's so in I don't know. And also
yeah in my head, and I'm like, we obviously know
that she's pregnant. So I'm like, oh, oh you no, God,
bus she doesn't get her way. Turns out, you know,
spoiler alert, ha ha ha I'm full of them. So
basically she her parents are like, we're going to support
you in whatever you're doing. And obviously Brandon to her
parents like apologize for like, you know, not being rude
in front of them or like not taking his side.
(30:46):
The next scene, she stole toilet paper and coffee from
the hotel, which I'm happy for her because she cares
how toilet paper. She cares for the dignity of toilet paper.
So I think it's good that she has all the
ones that she needs. I think that she's a good
person to own it. And guess what, Brandy wants to
talk about the baby, and she's like, no, but you
(31:07):
know what, I will fucking do. Allow you to take
me on a date and then we'll talk about it there,
And so they won't. They go to like a low
key carnival, play a couple of games. She gets to
try funnel cake. Now I love funnel cake. Funnel cakes
kind of like Beignet's. I am a thing where I
don't want the strawberries on top. I want just hot
(31:27):
funnel fucking cake and the powder sugar, because the minute
you put the strawberries it gets soggy as fuck. But
she is like, guess what favorite part strawberries?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I like it with like not it's very farm boisonberry,
but I don't like it on the top of it.
I usually scooch booch it to the side and dip
it and like, you know, do that mm hmmm. So yeah,
I do like a funnel kick too. And she's like
this diabetes, and I was like, okay, good one for you,
so enjoy your life.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Also, come on.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
And so but I you know, listen, she has that
flat be so good for her.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
That's every time I see someone on a flat belly,
I'm like, hmm, good for you. I remember when I
once had a flat belly and didn't know I had
a flat belly and still thought my belly was big,
And now that my belly is actually big, I just
want everybody to revel in their flat bellies right now.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Anyways, great, it's great. It's good that you had it once.
I've never known that I had it once and I
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
God, Buddy's morphy is terrible.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Uh So anyways, she uh then comes back and her
mother next day, and her mother is like packing and
then also cleaning simultaneously, just cleaning her windows, And I'm like,
that's how you know, because that would be me. Like
it's one thing to have just like normal dirt, like
normal whatever, but when you have like actual corners of
your home that just have like cobwebs and dead bugs,
(32:50):
like you got to you gotta touch them corners. You
got to touch some corners. Like so I feel like
that's what her mother was doing, was cleaning them windows
because they have dogs, and she says she hates cleaning
and it's bad news. They can't what does it smell
like in there?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Right? They can't have kids yet they have to get
some things out of control, you know. And yeah, I'll
be honest, there's like there's levels of cleaning. There really is,
you know what I'm saying. And like there's people don't
see what they don't see, you know, like people you
have to wash your walls.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Well, no, let me tell you. Let me tell it.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Washing my walls. There's part of these walls that the
if I wash them, the paint will come right off.
Now there's also other the kitchen part of the walls.
I just do it anyway, They're just gonna have to
repaint it.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I mean, you know, it's like you can really tell
a difference when there's not a layer of anything on
the walls, you know, just being honest. But yeah, So
basically she is like, I am a phone. I'm an iPhone, okay,
and I have been depleted. You have taken me on
(34:01):
a whirlwind and Betty played games and Ron kept looking
up and googling shit. And I am telling you battery
is two percent. It's the yellow red or whatever. Like
you have nothing, you have nowhere I can go with
you without me just dying. So all I'm saying is
(34:23):
before just I don't know, trying to birth something out
of my body and giving life to something else. Can
I just fucking rest a little bit?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I thought that that was a such an interesting diversion,
like why, I don't think that's the real reason. I
think she just is scared of childbirth, which is so fair.
But she can't say that because they don't understand it.
And it's weird that she has to like make up
some kind of metaphor about her being tired. I mean,
(34:53):
she doesn't work, what does she do all day?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I wish we had had a conversation just with her
and her mom then in Russian about her fears about childbirth.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah or something.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
And so she tells her parents that she's going to
sell her home in Russia and her dad's like, but
that's your plan B. And so she reiterates that to Brandon,
and Brandon's like, what do you mean plan B and
he's and.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, and so's She's like, well, you.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Know, that's what you do in Russia. And I just
think it's so weird that men don't understand, especially men
who work, and women who don't don't understand why a
woman who doesn't work would have options for when things
don't go well. It's like these people who believe that
if you plan for the worst, that somehow you're begging
(35:37):
it to happen. And I think that's foolish. That is
a fairy tale. Like you, that's this whole idea, if
you think about the bad that can happen, that means
it will happen is fucking crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I agree with you, But at the same time, I
just want to say I wish she they heard like
Betty knows about the apartment, Brandons about the apartment, so
all she would have had to say is I told
my dad that I'm going to sell the apartment, and
he you know, brought up trepidation about getting rid of
that investment property. Period. The thing about is, guess what,
(36:13):
he doesn't speak Russian. That's a yeah, he can barely
apologize in Russian. And even then yeah maybe yeah, yeah,
you're right, No, you're right. She didn't have to say that. Shit,
it's so mad at her. I shouldn't have enough big
sisters and their lot to be like zip it. I
wish your mom had just been like nope.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
You know, like yeah, she's like, it's very normal in
Russia to have that. So I guess she didn't think
Brandon would get upset. But Brandon is a mildly upset
about it, as he like works on his thing pad,
and then he demands that she you know, translates, and
I was like, no, learn the language. It's not an
indigenous language of the like Amazon. You could have learned Russian,
(36:48):
like what? And so they then on their way to
New York for the final hurrah. So, I mean, let
me tell you, they have taken this family. They've taken
her parents on a really good American trip. Yeah, first Washington,
d C. Then Florida the farm and now New York City.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Might as well're gonna cross all do all that, might
as well, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Do some but like so they do have more money
than what they're letting on to do, or at least
the parents do, or somebody has enough money for this
all of this. So they stop by the farm to
say bye to Betty and Ron and they while they
get there. When they get there, Brandon he knows Betty's
gonna want to know. So Brandon brings up that they
(37:30):
came to some kind of conclusion when they went on
a date. And so in order to again do the
thing that makes him the most comfortable and feel the
safest is to bring his parents into their relationship.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Into the fold, honey, and slide them like vampires into
your fucking house each time. And Julie is like, okay, tonight,
please don't invite your vampire parents into my home. They
can only be invited. And Branda's like, yeah, I won't
do it. And then what happens, I mean, he.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Does he opens the door, and he knows that Betty's
gonna be like and so Betty goes hmm, and so
she's like, we're gonna take a trip, and he says
it in a way that he knows it's gonna make
them freak out right, he doesn't even try to say it, like,
you know, we're gonna do a little bit of traveling.
Actually I agree with Julia. I feel like we got
(38:22):
a lot of stress and pressure. Now we know our options,
and so we want to go on a trip to
Russia to visit her parents, and then we may go
to Romania afterwards. He says we're gonna take an extended
vacation and travel and they're like, what the fuck. You
have a job, you have a whole life. And then
(38:42):
he's like, oh, we have a plan. We're gonna sell
her home in Russia. It's worth a lot now.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And they're like, no, this is not.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
If you guys are trying to start a family, you
don't spend all your extra cash blah blah blah blah blah.
And he knew they were gonna say that, And then
as soon as it becomes convenient and he's like, well, Julia,
maybe they're right, And Julia turns to him and she's
like you dumb motherfucker walks away pissed, and then Betty's
(39:11):
like she can't just walk away when you're having a conversation.
I'm like, she can because this conversation doesn't involve you,
Betty and Ron, So she's allowed to walk away when
the audience of the conversation is too wide.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
They're like, we're having a conversation with you. No, you're
not my mother.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
No, Yeah, she's right there, you know, like she's already
stands stood up for me. I wish yeah. A. She
kind of keeps asking Brandon if he's into it or
he's on board, and he's not. You know, it's like
they've never really been on the same page and what
their wants and goals of are for the relationship. And
you know, something she says makes me feel like, I
(39:54):
don't know, is that too much, Julia? Do I feel
like you want to go to like jungles and stuff
like that? Like no, I don't know, but you know,
I do feel like she is young and doesn't want
to be trapped on the farm and definitely wants to
live a little and she should. And the truth of
the matter is, I think Brandon is just the kind
of like marmie'st homebody that only feels safe within, you know,
(40:15):
like certain small rooms in life, you know what I'm saying,
And I just don't know, you know, unless she just
acquiesces and compromises so much of a personality, like how
she will truly feel fulfilled. And that part is sad.
That except that I will say that if they would
(40:36):
just do what she says. Listen, they're on the show,
so I'm making some money, so let's just be honest
about some things. They have some extra money, right, I'm saying,
and like maybe that's the reason why the parents can
come out right over God bless. I'm just saying, let's
be honest. It's season nineteen of them, so they should
just enjoy life. Let her live a little, you know,
experience some things together, you know, be a couple that
(40:57):
you know, is a unit that gets to explore life
and be adventurous and then come back and you know,
have kids. But what we know is that unlet's say
it took literally a extended weekend vacation, you know in Montreal.
She's pregnant, so.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
You cannot let that go.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Well, I mean it's like it's like it's all this point.
That's why I'm sorry, because like all whole point, okay point,
I get you, but I mean, if we're living in
the moment of the show, like these are all valid concerns.
At some point something happened. We don't know how long
ago this was filmed. She chose to go through it
and do whatever. But the fact is that, the fact
that all of this led up to that is crazy
(41:39):
to me, Like it all led up to that, and
that's and I just think it is unfortunate that she
has to go through that because I don't think they
should be together, but he just thinks they should suffer.
He is a very small town and like small like
whatever it feels like. It feels like Mannon and Anthony
(42:00):
a little bit to me. So anyways, uh, let's move
on to Yara and Lauren and Libby. So Yara doesn't
remember telling Libby about what Lauren said. She's like, I
don't want to blame it on my English, but like,
I don't remember saying that. So now I want ya
(42:21):
to go to Libby and be like, when did I
tell you that? Because now you've got me in the
middle of some shit and people are yelling at my party. Okay,
so Yara and Lauren go and get their hair done
at a salon and Lauren has never had a hair mask?
Is that what it is? Okay? Interesting? She's like, they're
getting hair masks, as you said, she said, I've never
(42:43):
gotten a hair mask. And then as he's putting what
looks like a hair mask painting it on, she goes,
is this the bowtox? And then he agrees, Now we
all know what botox is, it's definitely not a fucking
hair mask. So I was confused. Then they have a
quick conversation about Lauren's vocal fry, which is insufferable and
should be like AI quickly stamped out in society, except
(43:06):
that sometimes I naturally do it and then don't blame me.
And then they, you know, talk about the party, and
this is where we're talking about like who started it?
Where you know. Lauren's like, well, I'll tell you who
started it, bitch you for saying this, and this is
when and of course you are is like, did I
say it? No, I'll tell you who said it. Remember
your dumb friend that said it, because I remember her name, Noga,
(43:26):
And Noga screamed how horrible he was in front of everyone.
So I don't even understand why. It's like I said,
so I'll tell you who said it your best friend,
Because if your best friend in the world who's not
being on the show thinks he's a horrible man, let's
be honest. So do you. I mean, let's just call
a spata spae. My name is Yara. I'm not gonna
(43:47):
sit around for this fucking bullshit. I get right to
the goddamn point, which I do appreciate.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah, she's like Ukrainian women are like this. We would
just say what we mean, fight it out, and then
be friends. And I love that because that's what I need.
Say what you mean, fight it out, fisticuffs and then
because friends are not become friends like because I I
And that's what I need now too, is if we're
gonna do real Housewives of Blah blah blah, Real Housewives
(44:11):
of like Miami, ninety Day Fiance Miami, then I need
for there to be another conversation where they all get
together where Libby's like, yaa, you told me that, and
you are to be like girl, if I did my
bad I didn't mean that because Lauren didn't tell me that, like,
then it'd be squashed. But so how she's just gonna
try to fix it is to go to Lake Placid.
(44:32):
Now I don't know where Lake Placid is, but I'm
gonna tell you right now. When I think of Lake Placid,
I for some reason think of a shark or danger
in the water.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Hmmm, I don't.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
I don't know if that's a movie or let me
google it.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah, you google it because, okay, you google it because
it is true. I think are the word flacid, which
has its own connotations and not great ones. But yeah,
this this group trip reeks of Housewives. This is what happens.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
It is, it's it's and it's a nineteen ninety nine
horror action film.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean this is where they're going
to go. I hope. I mean that's what they should
absolutely call the next episode, like Murder on like Placid
or where the fuck happened? Yeah, this is classic where
people have drama but yet at the same time they
are all going to decide, and especially works in couples,
to be together in a shared, smaller space where they
(45:25):
can't really get away. It's like just the classic setup.
It's like fish out of Water or odd couple. It's
just like the most it's the tropes that we know
for Comedia del Arte reality show storytelling. You know.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Here's here's the definition. Lake Placid can refer to the
village in New York, a year round destination in the
Anderrect Mountains known for hosting winter Olympic events, or the
nineteen nine nine American horror film by the giant Killer Crocodile.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
That's what it was, a giant killer car. I just
assume it was someone killing it on like you know,
like no, can't like there's a lakes there, but like
the human okay, good to know. I definitely haven't seen it.
I'll tell you. It's also adorable Yar's pink ski suit,
like I love it. It looks like either perfect moment
or something. She face times Libby, who's also wearing pink
as they talk about their plans, of course, and Yara
(46:15):
gives a little backstory which I do love that she
grew up skiing and Buka vical you know, who knows.
I want more pictures of Yara back in the day.
I want, like, you know, I don't need this like
fake story, and I definitely don't care about seeing them
do this. I'd rather see Yara like with her family
or with her friends skiing than any of this. But Basically,
Yara is giving us cool girl who just wants to
(46:38):
like have fun and drink, and you know, Opera ski
it's the culture. You like ski all day, you drink,
you get in a hot tub. It's gorgeous. And yeah,
Yara is like, I give you two minutes to think
about it. And that's where Libby is like, ah, honey,
you're coming through with that Eastern European women vibe. Honey,
you're just I know it. Well, you know what I'm saying.
(46:59):
I understand you're saying, which is to get to the
fucking point and for me to jump you when you
say how high I get it?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yeah? Yeah, it's like make a decision yes or no.
She's like I don't know. She's like, what what's not
to know? She's like, well, listen, you will all be adults.
If things go crazy, you can just ignore. And uh
so then I guess she's gonna now ask Lauren to go,
and so then Lauren's gonna have to talk to Lexi
about whether or not they're gonna go. And it's like, girl,
just go to this fucking shit. It's gonna be free.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Did to pay for it, but we're gonna have to
both sorry, but both Lauren and Libby have to be like, well,
at first we have to speak to our huspins and
Yar is like, no, he does.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Whatever, want like I'm want that is crazy too, because
Yara is like, I would never talk to Jovi about anything.
I'm telling Job I'm going I'm telling Jovi, I'm going like,
it's just so crazy to me that you have to
talk to your husband about what. I don't know about
that life girl, childcare.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
To take the child care, you know, like about whether
he is accepting of you being away from the kitchen. Yeah,
it's weird. It's all interesting. Okay, that is the end,
my babes. Can you believe we did it? We definitely did.
But you know what, we are piling it up, pulling through.
We are chugging along, talking talking. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, so you guys, thank you so much for joining us.
For social medias, you can follow me on just call
me wah. You can follow Chris at Chris Alfair. We're
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TikTok and the like, and so you can follow me there.
(48:41):
You can follow me there I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Mm okay, sorry, that's the name of it. Yeah, okay, well,
just want to make sure I didn't know I you're
gonna get there. I love you.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So you can follow me. I just
called me while we're having a good old time talking
about all these shows and seeking Sister Wife's is coming,
Love is Blind is coming. There's so many shows that
are coming, girls, so we get ready and pack it
in for the fall blind.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
Oh yes, Chris, I'm so. I didn't mean to interrupt.
I was gonna say, and Love is Blind is Frank.
Love is Blind France is happening right now. It's fascinating.
I'm at Chris l Farra the Ella's four Lebanese and
you can follow me on YouTube on substack. I'm also
following the new season of tow and.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Regular Sister Wives.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
You know, there's so many of so many love shows
and words Sister Wives themed shows anyway, on YouTube on substack,
at Christal Fera on Instagram of course Facebook, we can
do it all at the same time. You can follow
at docu Sweety's. We've announced though that we are transitioning
again to our private personal channels. I say private, but
(49:45):
our personal channels and which is why we've been giving
up to you. So we're going to finish out this
season and we appreciate you guys listening and enjoying our
content slash creating a community and commenting back to us
and all of it. So thank you so much from
the bottom up, both of our hearts.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, and also we're still doing United Day Fiance UK
with Shay for Doctor Suti's as well. So Doctor Sweetis
has two podcasts, two podcast shows that we're doing right
now and it'll dwindled down to one very soon. All Right,
you guys, we'll talk to you later. Have a fantastic week.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Bye bye.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sweet do do do do Do do do doo.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Sweetee Hey everyone, I'm Wa and I'm Chris, and welcome
to docu.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Sweeties, we're too, longtime friends who discussed the riveting and
sometimes trashy world of reality TV and docuseries.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yes, but through our own lens, which sometimes has its
mic on and sometimes it's doesn't. But at the end
of the day, holy modeledly sweet, like you know, compassion
for every moment.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, exactly, So we're talking ninety day fiance happily. Ever
after this is season nine, episode twelve, Mama Mia, here
we go on again.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Did you not notice that Sees episode two of TOES
title was Asi La visa Baby. Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I was like, you guys are fucking lazy.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Wild wild, Like, just who is is there two different teams?
It must be different teams AI who's not paying attention?
They're not.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I mean it's like I think AI. I think AI
just a computer watches it and be like, what's a
pop culture reference that could be a title to this?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And I mean a nineteen eighty eight pop culture reference
nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Girl, here's the truth listening. They could have called it
austilla pasta. Yeah, they good. They could have what a
good one, I know, and it would have made sense.
Mm hmm. But you need a human mind to make
a dumb pun turns out?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, because I'm like, also, I get it. Eighties was
a great decade.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
A lot of good things came out of the eighties,
all right, especially nineteen eighty two, fantastic year. But I
want to, like, I feel like, do we not reference
any quotes of movies that happened within the last twenty years?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
No one knows it because no one watches movies anymore
because people stop going to the movies.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Is it just like Jet Apatole movies and like Adam
Sandler movies? And no one wants to quote those.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
No, right, even I When I hear people quoting them,
usually dudes, I'm like, well, I can't date you now,
okay me great?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So speaking of a man we can't date, let's start
out with Matt and Jasmine. Because Matt is a wild animal.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It was problematic, right, what a problematic? It's you gotta
do a fucking shitload to make Jasmine look like I
mean a saint, you know, like Joan of Arc, you know,
like you just to make Jasmine look like jonah Arc
is a feat and it's a feat that Matt achieved
by being such a dumb fuck bro asshole.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Go ahead, God, And I just I'm not surrounded by that.
And so I when I get fed them via like
television that's made for the people that I the people
in the outskirts of Minneapolis, I'm always like, just show shocked.
So anyways, so she's on the beach. He says a
lot of crazy things, so just prepare yourself. There's at
least five Okay, so we're on the beach, and to
(03:00):
represent Florida because they got it. It's like it's like
the trope of California's They show palm trees and a
part of LA that most people don't visit, and then
they show like a dingy venice beach, but when you're
in Florida, they always show a Floridian beach, which I
know is warm, and I'm assuming the stands are are
are soft. Sand is soft never be.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Which we already disc sorry, since we discussed that on
the Florida beaches at rain Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, when it's not raining, yep.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And so uh it's like at this point it's was
was Julia, Lauren and Libby and them and uh, Jasmine
all in Florida at the same time. It's like the
only people that are missing is Darcy and Stacey. It's
only because they're a cross seas.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah. I wonder if it's just like so cheap to
film there or maybe yeah, but yeah, well not well
now they do, now that Matt and Jasmine did, You're right,
I mean just now, you know, obviously Matt and Jasmine
is the first scene I think of them in Florida.
She has like that one very you know, distinct orange
(04:02):
and blue and white SPF can that is made for sports.
It's fifty and she's spraying her big ass boobs in
her belly and yeah, like it's funny. How Like just
looking at that can was like, yeah, I know that can.
I know the smell of that can. It's not the
preferred SPF smell, Like I know them very well. Living
(04:23):
in of course a beach town, beach city, beach state, California,
I know the smell of most major brands of SPF.
And sun tanning lotion, and I like over the years,
like even ones that are now gone, I still think about, like,
you know, like there was like this one day ban
day sole that I loved so much. It's like this
orange jell if you can't find anymore now everyone likes
(04:44):
the vacation Club, which I like vacation club or whatever.
All that to say, it's funny, how like, yeah, certain
products mean certain things. It was a very dude product
to have because it's like he thinks that he's going
to be doing volleyball or something. She's obviously not performing
any sports, just being in the sun, you know, and
you would think that she would maybe wear something like
(05:05):
organic or whatever, just lobbed bou free, you know, like
they do all that shit, you know, for the baby,
but she definitely doesn't. This is a whole wild scene
on the beach, like for a billion reasons, most notably
because he carries ribs in a bag.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yep, yep. And then she hasn't eaten meat I guess
in a long time, and she demolishes it for the camera.
But more importantly, he tells her she has a beer belly,
and he also demands that she breastfeeds, and like, I mean,
he just does love that.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He tells her she's a beer belly, and we see
that her boos are big.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And then he would cut to him saying that he
hasn't told his family yet because he's from a conservative
Romanian family. They don't know about the baby. And he's like,
the baby needs meat. He needs meat. And so immediately
I'm like, he needs protein.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
The bait the baby.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They they the it, the baby, they need protein. They
don't necessarily need meat. But she fully, i mean, just
gets into that bag of ribs and eats it for
the camera I imagine in the way she eats it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, and then I think that like, now I'm very
prep or now very cognizant of like what could be
construed as like fetish content when it comes to certain acts.
And for some reason, why sorry, go ahead, I'm gonna finish.
I'm guess Okay, why why? Okay? First of all, this
(06:34):
content that I'm talking about is what we just watched
just like very kind of like aggressively up close eating
of things is content that gets a lot of likes
and weird loyal fans. Okay, is that they answered your question?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, not quite, but it now makes me go, oh
it now it makes me go, oh, you mean muck bangs.
Like the people who are into muck bangs. I thought
that somehow in the last couple of weeks you've stumbled
upon a kink that has to do with food and
people like slurping food.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So then you're like, I mean, isn't muckbangs like?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Okay? So obviously a lot of people like muckbangs for
different reasons, for sure, different reasons, right, Like some people
have maybe some eating situations, but some people, I think
also like watching it because it's sexually appealing, right.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I can definitely see that. So she does that for
us with her her boobs that have gotten bigger, and
he talks about wanting a son. Then their next segment
is them going to the ultrasound place to check to see,
you know, if the baby's okay, and the gender gender reveal,
and he's just like, yeah, it's a boy.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I feel it's a boy. And she's like, why do
you think it's a boy?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And he's like, well, because I wouldn't know what to
do with a girl, And like, you know, it's like girls.
Girls make me. It's like, it's so weird to me
when there are men who like, I don't understand girls
and then they put their penis in them. It's like,
as much as I don't as much as I don't
like being around a lot of men because those stupid
they are like I can't. I will never say I don't.
I mean, I don't understand them, but I will never
(08:10):
say like, I don't understand it intrinsically to where like
if a male child were to come around or be
in my life, then I would be like, well, I
don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's a boy.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, I see what you're saying, because I sometimes feel
like I don't understand men intrinsically. Yet if they are
a little boy come around me, honey, I know exactly
what to do with it. You know, baby, that that
baby you know like, but you know, but I I
don't know as I anyway, that's interesting. Yes, you're right.
We also learn a lot, Like you know, Jasmine hasn't
told her family because she's also embarrassed to be pregnant
because you know, her mom, her sister has been married
(08:43):
the whole time. And then by the way, we have
a stupid, kind of but interesting moment where she comes
into the ultrasound and she meets the nurse practitioner whose
name is Gina, and I guess that she just hasn't
met another Gina or never knew that that was an
option of the name, because she's like Gina A wait
a at the end, Oh my god, there's a there's
(09:05):
a version of Gino because it's my husband's name, not
this one, this that's not this short person god Bus,
but my husband. But it's like, I guess my mind,
I was like, oh, is it not like a common
enough name.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I feel like it's a Latina, it's a it's a Latin,
it's a Hispanic or a Latino thing. The fact that
she equates the name Gino and Gina because I don't
equate them. I don't like to me, they're not the
same name. But I think because she's a Spanish speaker
a lot of things. If it ends with an o,
it's male, if it ends with an A, it's female.
In the first letters are the same. So I feel
(09:39):
like that's why she was able to jump on that,
because even when she's like, that's my husband's name, I
was like, your husband's name is definitely Gino and she's
like Gina, And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
What's we's sorry, what's his full name? What's Gino short for?
You know, m M.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't think I can guess is like Giovanni. But
like I don't think that. I don't know, he could
have just be named Gino. You know how sometimes people
name like John or Jack is short for John or
something like that, and people just name their like kid
the short version. I mean, I guess in my mind,
I guess, you know, it's like I have no idea.
But if it's Italian, I was like Angelino Angelina, you know,
(10:18):
like what is the Gino?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Gina?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Like you're right, I mean, yeah, I know, I guess
that was just a same thing with a name like
Angela and Angelo. I would never go, oh my god,
I have a friend named Angelo and your name is Angela.
How how interesting? Like it just doesn't doesn't do that
in my in my English speaking brain, but I imagine
a Spanish speaker would equate that. And so the fact
(10:41):
that she got so excited and then that's my post
fund's name to this woman, this woman's like, well, who's
this man, just like weird.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You're right, it's weird that she did that, and it was.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It was very awkward. So they get in there and
she's like, oh, he's not my FoST friend and I
was like, girl, don't you even say that. So she
says now, she's like, oh my god, what a coincidence.
If it's a girl, we have to name her Gina.
And I was like, no, you this is your You're
feeling really bad. This is some you're having some guilt
trip that is unnecessary. So going ahead and leave that
where you with that thought in your brain.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It didn't come. She can't possibly think that. Okay, okay him, okay, okay.
She's being cheeky and he just doesn't, you know, he
doesn't God bless no. But yeah, they have to see
the baby. The baby is a papaya, which she's you know,
because she says stuff like that, you know, like all
the baby is a pabaya, which is my fable food.
But don't worry, I won't eat the baby. You know.
She knows. She's having fun and Matt's gonna sit there.
(11:34):
So they have an interesting conversation where he's like, yes,
you know, like who the baby will look like, you know,
and she's like, I think the baby is gonna look
just like me. Spoiler alert wrong. But then she's like,
we'll get a lot of spoilers. But then she's like, yeah,
you know. He's like, yeah, I hope the baby is
like you has big eyes. And she's like no, no, no, no, no,
(11:57):
these are not my eyes. These are the eyes I bought,
you know, so I know how to do it, you know,
I'm saying. And she got a bluff, which we know
that very well. And she also talks about her eyebrows,
so I'm assuming that, yeah, there was like surgeries that
placed things where she wanted them to be placed. And
then she's like, but don't worry. And then this is
again she's like cheeky. She's like, nos, she can't say
(12:17):
what she wants to say, which is like, don't worry.
I'll get that baby done real fast, and maybe the
minute that baby turns fifteen, I know exactly what to do.
She's like, just kidding, I would never do that, but
there's also like a little twinkle in her eye like if.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
They wanted to, yeah, yeah, if they wanted to, And
so then we we we do the uldra sound, and
it's a girl, and that is just like flabbering acid.
He's just like, I mean, I just first round pick
a girl, Like I can't teach her about cars, I
can't teach her to fix anything?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Like what am I gonna do?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
And I am vomiting?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And I was like, you could literally teach them all
of those things, like you are you are? You are
purposely stunting your child's progression or knowledge in this world
by going, oh, they're this, their gender, they're they're whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It determines what they'll.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Like and what they'll take in, Like I, I take
in a lot of stuff from a lot of different people,
regardless of gender. Do I know how to fix a car? No,
it's not because I'm a girl. It's because I didn't
want to, Like it's because.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I didn't want to. But like, does my brother know
how to fix a car?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Because guess he didn't want to. My dad does.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I was gonna say, I guess, okay, but yeah, your dad.
So you guys grew up watching your dad fixing cars,
and none of you were like I want to help,
or I want to hang off my dad or he
wasn't Just like trying to make you like be his
little assistant to help him, and uh, I mean yeah,
like he was.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, I mean he was like, yeah, I got a wrench.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I know, I know how to change oil, like I
you know, like I understand basically I don't know how
to change a tire, but like I've watched someone do it.
I actually changed my tire recently, so so you can't
have myself. But it's like I don't remember. I have
to pull out the direction again. Like it's not like
I'm like, it's not like I'm like intrinsically whatever. But yeah,
I understand that you have to open the bottom of
(14:07):
the thing and let the oil drip out of the bottom,
put the pan on the thing, and then you pull
more oil in it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I know how to change oil.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I know to check the oil. Like there's certain things
that I'm got to do. But it's not because I
was like Dad teach me. It was because I was
hanging around him. I saw him doing it. Maybe I
asked a question here or there, but it's not you
know what I mean, He's acting like the sun is
going to be so interested in it, and where it was,
the girl is just not And then like, girl's gonna
be the guy's son's gonna be so interested in football,
but the girl's gonna just not.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
And I'm just like, no, you are.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I hate you. I hate it you're trying to force
her a breastfeed when she's like, I haven't breastfeed fed
any of my kids. I'm not about to start now,
and not with these fake titties. And he's like, he's like,
you have to No, no.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
All of this is wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Whatever conservative Romanian family he came from, like he has,
he's not stepped into the twenty first century. He's not
stepped into twenty twenty fucking even seventeen. He's not.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
He's not nowhere near where we are are.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
The family is all his family still there. I was
confused that they were like all there because he said
he has a family, conservative family. I'm like, is he
the only one out here? It's almost like a Georgie
on you know, missing.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, but his English is to me, is English is
too good for me?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, I feel like, no, they're here.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, I just didn't quite know. But yeah, it's interesting
wherever he was. He never watched my cousin Vinnie to
know that there's definitely women out there. That a fucking car. Honey,
you have to know the car, you have to know it. Okay,
you want to move on? Oh sorry? She basically just like,
I'm not having any more kids, sorry, but we will
believe it. So basically he's just like, also like, well, okay,
well this week obviously it's a girl. Well we're gonna
try again. And she's like, bitch, no, are you fucking
(15:40):
kidding me? Absolutely not? And then he that's an awkward moment,
and you know this is like foreshadowing a downfall. Okay, yeah,
that hint.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And she's like, I want the child to be girly,
miss Universe, and you guys are welcome. And I was
just like, you know what, I I'm here to see
what what this she does with this progeny. Would I
like to see Jasmine on Tots and Tierra or Tierra
Tots or whatever it's called.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, I would. That show wasn't even not anymore about
she was on. I mean both are gendering her children
very very fucking fast.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
So yeah, I mean that's that's true. That's true, that's true.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
All right, ready, yes, Stacy and Darcy, I.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Know I know you did. I thought you. Also, it's
funny because obviously, you know, wasn't even in the season,
so it made sense that you were like, you know,
Jasmine and Matt. But yeah, when I saw Stacy and Darcy,
I was like, well, yeah, that sense because Stacey came
in looking so fucking fabulous that I have pictures. Okay,
go on, I mean, yeah, I'm like, I hate, I
hate to say this, but Stacy looks like she's had
(16:33):
the even though they both have bad work, her work
looks better I know, and.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's like and and and what it's done. It's made
them look so different from each other.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I agree. But however, I unfortunately feel like when I
saw Stacy in the wedding situation, that was one thing,
and then when I saw Stacy in some of the confessionals,
Stacy I think might have gotten what Darcy gotten got,
which is chin. Yeah it's here and like yeah yeah,
but it also like it's like jaw and chin, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
They look like they look like do you know that
there's used to be these like action figures that had
like male action figure. I don't know if it was
like hul Hlgan or there was some male action figure
that had their hand up bald in a fist, and
that is what they look like to me. They look
like like an action figure for right, maybe it's he Man, Yeah,
it look they look it's something about it looks masculine
(17:28):
to me.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, you talk, let me look at he Man. Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So they uh, Stacy gets there and they both have
their twin power and they look snatched quote unquote by
what Darcy says. And they go to learn this dance
that is a traditional Bulgarian dance called horror.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
And it basically it's like.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Right step right step kick. Florian has a very hard
time with it, and I, you know what it is.
I am being terrible because I, for some reason think
that Bulgarian and.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Are Bulgaria.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And where's he from?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Armenia?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
No, he's not from Armenia, Algeria, from Romania, Romania, No,
he's not from Marinia. It's who are we talking about, Florian.
He's from the same place that Adnan is from.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
U UK.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Socialist A maybe No, Albania, Albania. So for whatever reason,
Bulgarian and Albania are the same to me, and I
know that they're not, and I don't even think they're
close to each other. But I'm like, well, somewhere over
there in that part of the world, and he has
no rhythm.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Here has absolutely no rhythm.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So she's like, we're snacked.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, do it big.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And they started to do all that stuff together and
jump around, and then Darcy tells us that she's been
dancing since she was three and that she did tap, jazz, ballet,
all that, and I was like, girl, you started when
you were three and you ended when you were six.
Everything you just mentioned is like entry level baby dance.
You put your kids in tap, you put them in ballet,
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and you put them in like some kind of jazz.
That's what you do.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
After that. You usually hone in on something specific.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
If you do jazz, then you kind of go into
contemporary and you do whatever you Maybe you know a
little tap, maybe you do know a little tap, But
like for you to be like I've got a dancer
all my life and I love it, I'm like, girl,
you can barely walk, so I can't even Your head
is just like bobbling and gonna fall over at any moment.
So she's jumping around trying to show how young she is,
(19:28):
and she's like, oh, I should have wore a bra,
and we know that she wants to get a boob reduction,
and I'm like, you're jumping around with those ease or
whatever that is.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
That's on your chest, hurting your back. Should have worn
a bra.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, good for her.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Again, Florina has a no rhythm.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
So the next day, wait, can I say one thing? Yeah, okay,
is this what you're thinking of? Okay? Second thing is
I love Stacy's entrance into this dance studio. She was
wearing this like fabulous code. I don't have a picture
of that, but I was like, oh my god, Stacy,
Stacy came to fucking play. You know what I'm saying.
She's like, tell me when to show up, honey, she
(20:04):
give me a call sheet. I'll be there five minutes before.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
So yeah. Anyway, having said that, uh yeah, we now
get the party day, you know, the day of the party,
and we find out that Stacy was asked task to
bring the wedding dress that they wore in the state
so that they could relive that moment, which Darcy likes
(20:28):
to be like, oh it's some Cutillarab liberty blue. And
I'll be honest, I didn't take a picture of it.
Why it wasn't that great. B also because it was
ill fitting. It was a corset that beveled the side
of the corset didn't either lay right for whatever reason,
either like her foundation please wasn't right, or it was
too long in the waist and therefore, like where the
(20:49):
panel and hard part hit her hip caused it to
buckle and go up. I'm telling you, nope, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, no, it's not the tours. She doesn't know what
to couture is and it and it was too sheer
around the hip area for it to be eaten like
mildly appropriate. So Georgie's like, I've been telling this bitch
for I don't know how long to dress conservative around
my parents. And at this point she just I'm tired.
(21:18):
So whatever whatever they think of hers, whatever they think
of her. He's like, let go of it, let go
and let God Jesus take the wheel.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Why doesn't he like.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Take this fucking thick ass coffee glass and just spill
it accidentally on her, and you know, like that's Jesus
taking the wheel.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
But then Stacy comes in in a beautiful fucking velure
velvet situation with like a new delusion like a pearl.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm just like, if Stacy, if you don't make a
motherfucking entrance, bitch, if you put on a red lip
and make an entrance like I mean, she looked so good,
and I'm like, Darcy, is this is what Darcy should
be jealous of.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I want that dress. I don't think that she I
think that she should have. Just it looks like you
can see her boopies through it from the like kind
of like pearle panel that's in front of it. So
I almost just low key wished that maybe that was
just lace and not like something underneath, so that I
didn't see that. And then the last thing I will
say it, and I do love the dress, is that
maybe in the picture I'm showing she does, her makeup
(22:16):
looks too white, too pale a shade like you know,
shade too white. Mm hmm. I mean, even if she
is that white, for some reason, the way the whole
look is and the way that her hair is, she
needs to be not that white. I mean, just yeah,
just exactly yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
But I thought she looked better than Darcy.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Oh, I mean, we can't you guys, don't tell them
we said this because Darcy will die and I don't
want her to die.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Damn, yeah, I don't want her to die.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So they they like, are so ooh and ah about
the space, and I'm to be honest with you, I
didn't think it was going to be that big a deal.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I thought it was going to be like a backyard,
little party.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Maybe I did not think they were gonna rent out
a whole restaurant invite a woman with a crazy beehive.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
No, here it is, No, here's this, Katerina, Nos, Katerina.
The bump it, honey, like we haven't bumped it, you
know what I'm saying, and bangs, bump it in bangs.
This looks like the picture just looks like a fucking
period yeah, from the nineteen sixties, sixties.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yep, with that collar. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All she had to do was give us a little
flip and it would have been very on part and
maybe give us a little different eyeliner and a brow. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, so we have that.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
And then her parents are there dressed very down. I
mean they the venue is beautiful, and they are dressed
like they are just going out on a Sunday to dinner.
They look very cash manash. I mean she's I mean,
the mom is wearing a pants suit just like.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
David Bowie, but like it just looks very eighties.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
They were in nineties, very nineties.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
To me, her aesthetic is I'm assuming chosen dated how
couse because how could that just befall you every day?
But that's just I mean, I don't know the answer
to the haircut because the haircut seems like it's maintained,
and also it seems like there's product, and she also
dies it. So I'm just saying choices are absolutely made.
(24:14):
That I'll tell you where a choice either wasn't made
or was made and used to tell me is why
music wasn't playing during this situation, Like we keep talking
about the horror and God bless so it makes me
feel and believe me, I love. I want to go
to Romania now or Bulgary. I want to go to Bulgaria.
I'm not I'm confused. I want to go to Bulgaria now,
apps fucking lutely. The fact that it's like super ancient,
(24:34):
believe me, get me there. But at the same time,
thank you for the wine wears. Some tunes I don't
know maybe there I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I don't know, maybe copyright. I don't know, but copy
did copyright.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh I thought you for bosth. Someone said I thought
you were gonna say cabaret for some reason, like why
not do cabaret? But I don't know. It's just my
whistle thinking okay.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Go ahead, yeah, So like yeah, they walk in and
then they have a bunch of rituals in which he
doesn't even know about. Gotta kick a bucket and she
didn't want to kick it too hard, and he finally
had to just kick it for her.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
And then they walk under the thing.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
And Darcy and Stacey and Florian walk in and it's
awkward for them too, because she's like, I don't know
if they think that I'm Darcy, but like everyone's staring
at me and no one's saying hi. And I thought
that was weird too. It was like, why is it
everybody like saying hello? Like oh hello, look whatever they
got to say. I don't know, it was weird.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
They're not talkative bunch, you know what I'm saying, Like,
it doesn't seem like the people like you know, that's
why some music would have been really fucking great. I
mean ye ruefully, I yeah, definitely. Darcy's like, well, I
you can't kick a bluckey, and that doesn't mean the
same thing in America. I means I'm you know, ah,
I'm fifty now. At the same time, Darcy is plied
(25:47):
with alcohol like it's one thing to have wine and definitely,
believe me, I love it. But there's also like cocktails,
and the minute that she is given a cocktail on
a platter, I was like, well, Georgie should know that's
absolutely bad. Yeah, what the fuck are you mixing?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't know, But she like gets she has a
little bit tea. She's overserved. Okay, she's overserved and put.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
On the peeple like overserving put puts the onus on
the establishment.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
She's overserved. And so she she is like stumbling out
of there wearing some house slippers a sah, and she's
like has them, which means she thought ahead, sorry, go ahead. Yeah,
She's like Georgie, Georgie, help me, I didn't pick up
my train. Stacy's like, Darca, have your train, how about Georgie?
(26:38):
And so Floriae and Stacy actually say that for the
first time they see Georgie coming out of his like
Floria said, closet, but that Georgie is coming out of
his shell like that he's actually like paying attention to
Darcy and showing her love and all these things. And
I'm like, you know what, if that's the observation of
these two, I I understand why Stacy would be worried
(26:59):
her Floriine have their own problems, but at the end
of the day, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Florian is.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Florian at least shows that he cares about Stacy to
a certain extent. And if Georgie doesn't show Hymn that
he cares, and especially what happens next episode, girl, I'm like,
if that goes down the way that they air, unless
we're gonna get sharped. If that goes down the way
that they said it's gonna go down, I'm like, damn,
he didn't learn anything. It's kind of like Brandon who
just keeps doing the same thing over and over again
to Julia, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
All you have to do is just be on her side.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's all you have to do.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Against your parents, like be specific like specifically against your parents.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yes, that's all you have to do.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Okay, So finishing this out they leave, and Darcy gets
sick in the car and Georgie is just making fun
of her, and Sacy gets upset up at that. He's like,
support your wife, hold her hair like da da he is.
He's holding like two pieces of strand bang and making
fun of her because she's vomiting.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
And oh, you had too much wine. You had too
much of my family's wine.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Ha ha ha ha. And so I guess that's supposed
to foreshadow what ends up happening next episode. All right,
let's just jump to Brandon and Julius since I talked
about them. Okay, So Brandon and Julia they are walking
in some garden and eating ice cream, and I have
ice cream at the house right now. I'm really excited
about it because I got it from Trader Joe's. I
got butter. What is it?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
They're butter popcorn? Oh no, it's you know, they have
like a peine. No, they have a No.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Be keeps saying things butter, toast, buttered toast.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
No, they have a in a jar.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It's like peanut butter, but it's not peanut pookie, buttery
cookie butter. Yeah, I have the cookie. But yeah, I
have the cookie. Butter ice cream and the thing that's
missing from it. It already has pieces of cookie in it.
But if I could just get a like cone of
some sort, it would just elevate it to the next level.
For me, I need a little bit more crunch, a
little bit more like Graham crackery something in it. Anyways,
(28:54):
or if I had a biscough cookie, oh, I would
die Delta. Give me on a Delta plane and give
me some Biscof cookies. So anyways, So they're eating ice
cream in a garden, walking around and bron.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
And Betty are already gone, and Julia and.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Brandon have not really talked about the argument that they
had last night at the restaurant. So her parents inquire
and at this point I am tired of Julia having
to translate for her. I know she's tired, but I'm
tired of it too, Like I'm just like, hire somebody,
hire somebody.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
They have no money. When are we going to get
to that? Yeah? Yeah, So.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
They said they haven't really talked about it yet, and
Brian is acting as though they are on the last
two weeks of her being fertile for the rest of
her life.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
There's an urgency that I don't quite understand coming from him,
and he's like, it's just not fair, man.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Look, I did, I will, I did. I did what
I was supposed to do, and like she's not holding
up her into the bargain. We're supposed to have a baby.
And I'm like, yeah, but like you act like her
having a surgery can just happen like in a in
a day or two, and then then in two weeks
after that, you're gonna get pregnant, like it's still a process.
You just keep harping on it as though like you
(30:05):
need her to say, yes, Brandon, I want to have
a baby. Now. I thought last episode that she was
gonna tell the family, and this is what the preview
made it seem like. I thought she was gonna tell
Ron and Betty. The reason why I don't want to
have kids is because of you two, and I wish
she had of she didn't, though, who's sad?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I know it's so in I don't know. And also
yeah in my head, and I'm like, we obviously know
that she's pregnant. So I'm like, oh, oh you no, God,
bus she doesn't get her way. Turns out, you know,
spoiler alert, ha ha ha I'm full of them. So
basically she her parents are like, we're going to support
you in whatever you're doing. And obviously Brandon to her
parents like apologize for like, you know, not being rude
in front of them or like not taking his side.
(30:46):
The next scene, she stole toilet paper and coffee from
the hotel, which I'm happy for her because she cares
how toilet paper. She cares for the dignity of toilet paper.
So I think it's good that she has all the
ones that she needs. I think that she's a good
person to own it. And guess what, Brandy wants to
talk about the baby, and she's like, no, but you
(31:07):
know what, I will fucking do. Allow you to take
me on a date and then we'll talk about it there,
And so they won't. They go to like a low
key carnival, play a couple of games. She gets to
try funnel cake. Now I love funnel cake. Funnel cakes
kind of like Beignet's. I am a thing where I
don't want the strawberries on top. I want just hot
(31:27):
funnel fucking cake and the powder sugar, because the minute
you put the strawberries it gets soggy as fuck. But
she is like, guess what favorite part strawberries?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I like it with like not it's very farm boisonberry,
but I don't like it on the top of it.
I usually scooch booch it to the side and dip
it and like, you know, do that mm hmmm. So yeah,
I do like a funnel kick too. And she's like
this diabetes, and I was like, okay, good one for you,
so enjoy your life.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Also, come on.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
And so but I you know, listen, she has that
flat be so good for her.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
That's every time I see someone on a flat belly,
I'm like, hmm, good for you. I remember when I
once had a flat belly and didn't know I had
a flat belly and still thought my belly was big,
And now that my belly is actually big, I just
want everybody to revel in their flat bellies right now.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Anyways, great, it's great. It's good that you had it once.
I've never known that I had it once and I
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
God, Buddy's morphy is terrible.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Uh So anyways, she uh then comes back and her
mother next day, and her mother is like packing and
then also cleaning simultaneously, just cleaning her windows, And I'm like,
that's how you know, because that would be me. Like
it's one thing to have just like normal dirt, like
normal whatever, but when you have like actual corners of
your home that just have like cobwebs and dead bugs,
(32:50):
like you got to you gotta touch them corners. You
got to touch some corners. Like so I feel like
that's what her mother was doing, was cleaning them windows
because they have dogs, and she says she hates cleaning
and it's bad news. They can't what does it smell
like in there?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Right? They can't have kids yet they have to get
some things out of control, you know. And yeah, I'll
be honest, there's like there's levels of cleaning. There really is,
you know what I'm saying. And like there's people don't
see what they don't see, you know, like people you
have to wash your walls.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Well, no, let me tell you. Let me tell it.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Washing my walls. There's part of these walls that the
if I wash them, the paint will come right off.
Now there's also other the kitchen part of the walls.
I just do it anyway, They're just gonna have to
repaint it.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I mean, you know, it's like you can really tell
a difference when there's not a layer of anything on
the walls, you know, just being honest. But yeah, So
basically she is like, I am a phone. I'm an iPhone, okay,
and I have been depleted. You have taken me on
(34:01):
a whirlwind and Betty played games and Ron kept looking
up and googling shit. And I am telling you battery
is two percent. It's the yellow red or whatever. Like
you have nothing, you have nowhere I can go with
you without me just dying. So all I'm saying is
(34:23):
before just I don't know, trying to birth something out
of my body and giving life to something else. Can
I just fucking rest a little bit?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I thought that that was a such an interesting diversion,
like why, I don't think that's the real reason. I
think she just is scared of childbirth, which is so fair.
But she can't say that because they don't understand it.
And it's weird that she has to like make up
some kind of metaphor about her being tired. I mean,
(34:53):
she doesn't work, what does she do all day?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I wish we had had a conversation just with her
and her mom then in Russian about her fears about childbirth.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah or something.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
And so she tells her parents that she's going to
sell her home in Russia and her dad's like, but
that's your plan B. And so she reiterates that to Brandon,
and Brandon's like, what do you mean plan B and
he's and.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, and so's She's like, well, you.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Know, that's what you do in Russia. And I just
think it's so weird that men don't understand, especially men
who work, and women who don't don't understand why a
woman who doesn't work would have options for when things
don't go well. It's like these people who believe that
if you plan for the worst, that somehow you're begging
(35:37):
it to happen. And I think that's foolish. That is
a fairy tale. Like you, that's this whole idea, if
you think about the bad that can happen, that means
it will happen is fucking crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I agree with you, But at the same time, I
just want to say I wish she they heard like
Betty knows about the apartment, Brandons about the apartment, so
all she would have had to say is I told
my dad that I'm going to sell the apartment, and
he you know, brought up trepidation about getting rid of
that investment property. Period. The thing about is, guess what,
(36:13):
he doesn't speak Russian. That's a yeah, he can barely
apologize in Russian. And even then yeah maybe yeah, yeah,
you're right, No, you're right. She didn't have to say that. Shit,
it's so mad at her. I shouldn't have enough big
sisters and their lot to be like zip it. I
wish your mom had just been like nope.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
You know, like yeah, she's like, it's very normal in
Russia to have that. So I guess she didn't think
Brandon would get upset. But Brandon is a mildly upset
about it, as he like works on his thing pad,
and then he demands that she you know, translates, and
I was like, no, learn the language. It's not an
indigenous language of the like Amazon. You could have learned Russian,
(36:48):
like what? And so they then on their way to
New York for the final hurrah. So, I mean, let
me tell you, they have taken this family. They've taken
her parents on a really good American trip. Yeah, first Washington,
d C. Then Florida the farm and now New York City.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Might as well're gonna cross all do all that, might
as well, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Do some but like so they do have more money
than what they're letting on to do, or at least
the parents do, or somebody has enough money for this
all of this. So they stop by the farm to
say bye to Betty and Ron and they while they
get there. When they get there, Brandon he knows Betty's
gonna want to know. So Brandon brings up that they
(37:30):
came to some kind of conclusion when they went on
a date. And so in order to again do the
thing that makes him the most comfortable and feel the
safest is to bring his parents into their relationship.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Into the fold, honey, and slide them like vampires into
your fucking house each time. And Julie is like, okay, tonight,
please don't invite your vampire parents into my home. They
can only be invited. And Branda's like, yeah, I won't
do it. And then what happens, I mean, he.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Does he opens the door, and he knows that Betty's
gonna be like and so Betty goes hmm, and so
she's like, we're gonna take a trip, and he says
it in a way that he knows it's gonna make
them freak out right, he doesn't even try to say it, like,
you know, we're gonna do a little bit of traveling.
Actually I agree with Julia. I feel like we got
(38:22):
a lot of stress and pressure. Now we know our options,
and so we want to go on a trip to
Russia to visit her parents, and then we may go
to Romania afterwards. He says we're gonna take an extended
vacation and travel and they're like, what the fuck. You
have a job, you have a whole life. And then
(38:42):
he's like, oh, we have a plan. We're gonna sell
her home in Russia. It's worth a lot now.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And they're like, no, this is not.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
If you guys are trying to start a family, you
don't spend all your extra cash blah blah blah blah blah.
And he knew they were gonna say that, And then
as soon as it becomes convenient and he's like, well, Julia,
maybe they're right, And Julia turns to him and she's
like you dumb motherfucker walks away pissed, and then Betty's
(39:11):
like she can't just walk away when you're having a conversation.
I'm like, she can because this conversation doesn't involve you,
Betty and Ron, So she's allowed to walk away when
the audience of the conversation is too wide.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
They're like, we're having a conversation with you. No, you're
not my mother.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
No, Yeah, she's right there, you know, like she's already
stands stood up for me. I wish yeah. A. She
kind of keeps asking Brandon if he's into it or
he's on board, and he's not. You know, it's like
they've never really been on the same page and what
their wants and goals of are for the relationship. And
you know, something she says makes me feel like, I
(39:54):
don't know, is that too much, Julia? Do I feel
like you want to go to like jungles and stuff
like that? Like no, I don't know, but you know,
I do feel like she is young and doesn't want
to be trapped on the farm and definitely wants to
live a little and she should. And the truth of
the matter is, I think Brandon is just the kind
of like marmie'st homebody that only feels safe within, you know,
(40:15):
like certain small rooms in life, you know what I'm saying,
And I just don't know, you know, unless she just
acquiesces and compromises so much of a personality, like how
she will truly feel fulfilled. And that part is sad.
That except that I will say that if they would
(40:36):
just do what she says. Listen, they're on the show,
so I'm making some money, so let's just be honest
about some things. They have some extra money, right, I'm saying,
and like maybe that's the reason why the parents can
come out right over God bless. I'm just saying, let's
be honest. It's season nineteen of them, so they should
just enjoy life. Let her live a little, you know,
experience some things together, you know, be a couple that
(40:57):
you know, is a unit that gets to explore life
and be adventurous and then come back and you know,
have kids. But what we know is that unlet's say
it took literally a extended weekend vacation, you know in Montreal.
She's pregnant, so.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
You cannot let that go.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Well, I mean it's like it's like it's all this point.
That's why I'm sorry, because like all whole point, okay point,
I get you, but I mean, if we're living in
the moment of the show, like these are all valid concerns.
At some point something happened. We don't know how long
ago this was filmed. She chose to go through it
and do whatever. But the fact is that, the fact
that all of this led up to that is crazy
(41:39):
to me, Like it all led up to that, and
that's and I just think it is unfortunate that she
has to go through that because I don't think they
should be together, but he just thinks they should suffer.
He is a very small town and like small like
whatever it feels like. It feels like Mannon and Anthony
(42:00):
a little bit to me. So anyways, uh, let's move
on to Yara and Lauren and Libby. So Yara doesn't
remember telling Libby about what Lauren said. She's like, I
don't want to blame it on my English, but like,
I don't remember saying that. So now I want ya
(42:21):
to go to Libby and be like, when did I
tell you that? Because now you've got me in the
middle of some shit and people are yelling at my party. Okay,
so Yara and Lauren go and get their hair done
at a salon and Lauren has never had a hair mask?
Is that what it is? Okay? Interesting? She's like, they're
getting hair masks, as you said, she said, I've never
(42:43):
gotten a hair mask. And then as he's putting what
looks like a hair mask painting it on, she goes,
is this the bowtox? And then he agrees, Now we
all know what botox is, it's definitely not a fucking
hair mask. So I was confused. Then they have a
quick conversation about Lauren's vocal fry, which is insufferable and
should be like AI quickly stamped out in society, except
(43:06):
that sometimes I naturally do it and then don't blame me.
And then they, you know, talk about the party, and
this is where we're talking about like who started it?
Where you know. Lauren's like, well, I'll tell you who
started it, bitch you for saying this, and this is
when and of course you are is like, did I
say it? No, I'll tell you who said it. Remember
your dumb friend that said it, because I remember her name, Noga,
(43:26):
And Noga screamed how horrible he was in front of everyone.
So I don't even understand why. It's like I said,
so I'll tell you who said it your best friend,
Because if your best friend in the world who's not
being on the show thinks he's a horrible man, let's
be honest. So do you. I mean, let's just call
a spata spae. My name is Yara. I'm not gonna
(43:47):
sit around for this fucking bullshit. I get right to
the goddamn point, which I do appreciate.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah, she's like Ukrainian women are like this. We would
just say what we mean, fight it out, and then
be friends. And I love that because that's what I need.
Say what you mean, fight it out, fisticuffs and then
because friends are not become friends like because I I
And that's what I need now too, is if we're
gonna do real Housewives of Blah blah blah, Real Housewives
(44:11):
of like Miami, ninety Day Fiance Miami, then I need
for there to be another conversation where they all get
together where Libby's like, yaa, you told me that, and
you are to be like girl, if I did my
bad I didn't mean that because Lauren didn't tell me that, like,
then it'd be squashed. But so how she's just gonna
try to fix it is to go to Lake Placid.
(44:32):
Now I don't know where Lake Placid is, but I'm
gonna tell you right now. When I think of Lake Placid,
I for some reason think of a shark or danger
in the water.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Hmmm, I don't.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
I don't know if that's a movie or let me
google it.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah, you google it because, okay, you google it because
it is true. I think are the word flacid, which
has its own connotations and not great ones. But yeah,
this this group trip reeks of Housewives. This is what happens.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
It is, it's it's and it's a nineteen ninety nine
horror action film.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean this is where they're going
to go. I hope. I mean that's what they should
absolutely call the next episode, like Murder on like Placid
or where the fuck happened? Yeah, this is classic where
people have drama but yet at the same time they
are all going to decide, and especially works in couples,
to be together in a shared, smaller space where they
(45:25):
can't really get away. It's like just the classic setup.
It's like fish out of Water or odd couple. It's
just like the most it's the tropes that we know
for Comedia del Arte reality show storytelling. You know.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Here's here's the definition. Lake Placid can refer to the
village in New York, a year round destination in the
Anderrect Mountains known for hosting winter Olympic events, or the
nineteen nine nine American horror film by the giant Killer Crocodile.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
That's what it was, a giant killer car. I just
assume it was someone killing it on like you know,
like no, can't like there's a lakes there, but like
the human okay, good to know. I definitely haven't seen it.
I'll tell you. It's also adorable Yar's pink ski suit,
like I love it. It looks like either perfect moment
or something. She face times Libby, who's also wearing pink
as they talk about their plans, of course, and Yara
(46:15):
gives a little backstory which I do love that she
grew up skiing and Buka vical you know, who knows.
I want more pictures of Yara back in the day.
I want, like, you know, I don't need this like
fake story, and I definitely don't care about seeing them
do this. I'd rather see Yara like with her family
or with her friends skiing than any of this. But Basically,
Yara is giving us cool girl who just wants to
(46:38):
like have fun and drink, and you know, Opera ski
it's the culture. You like ski all day, you drink,
you get in a hot tub. It's gorgeous. And yeah,
Yara is like, I give you two minutes to think
about it. And that's where Libby is like, ah, honey,
you're coming through with that Eastern European women vibe. Honey,
you're just I know it. Well, you know what I'm saying.
(46:59):
I understand you're saying, which is to get to the
fucking point and for me to jump you when you
say how high I get it?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yeah? Yeah, it's like make a decision yes or no.
She's like I don't know. She's like, what what's not
to know? She's like, well, listen, you will all be adults.
If things go crazy, you can just ignore. And uh
so then I guess she's gonna now ask Lauren to go,
and so then Lauren's gonna have to talk to Lexi
about whether or not they're gonna go. And it's like, girl,
just go to this fucking shit. It's gonna be free.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Did to pay for it, but we're gonna have to
both sorry, but both Lauren and Libby have to be like, well,
at first we have to speak to our huspins and
Yar is like, no, he does.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Whatever, want like I'm want that is crazy too, because
Yara is like, I would never talk to Jovi about anything.
I'm telling Job I'm going I'm telling Jovi, I'm going like,
it's just so crazy to me that you have to
talk to your husband about what. I don't know about
that life girl, childcare.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
To take the child care, you know, like about whether
he is accepting of you being away from the kitchen. Yeah,
it's weird. It's all interesting. Okay, that is the end,
my babes. Can you believe we did it? We definitely did.
But you know what, we are piling it up, pulling through.
We are chugging along, talking talking. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, so you guys, thank you so much for joining us.
For social medias, you can follow me on just call
me wah. You can follow Chris at Chris Alfair. We're
both doing niney day Fiance the other way on our
respective YouTube channels. And I've got social media's like Facebook,
TikTok and the like, and so you can follow me there.
(48:41):
You can follow me there I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Mm okay, sorry, that's the name of it. Yeah, okay, well,
just want to make sure I didn't know I you're
gonna get there. I love you.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So you can follow me. I just
called me while we're having a good old time talking
about all these shows and seeking Sister Wife's is coming,
Love is Blind is coming. There's so many shows that
are coming, girls, so we get ready and pack it
in for the fall blind.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
Oh yes, Chris, I'm so. I didn't mean to interrupt.
I was gonna say, and Love is Blind is Frank.
Love is Blind France is happening right now. It's fascinating.
I'm at Chris l Farra the Ella's four Lebanese and
you can follow me on YouTube on substack. I'm also
following the new season of tow and.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Regular Sister Wives.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
You know, there's so many of so many love shows
and words Sister Wives themed shows anyway, on YouTube on substack,
at Christal Fera on Instagram of course Facebook, we can
do it all at the same time. You can follow
at docu Sweety's. We've announced though that we are transitioning
again to our private personal channels. I say private, but
(49:45):
our personal channels and which is why we've been giving
up to you. So we're going to finish out this
season and we appreciate you guys listening and enjoying our
content slash creating a community and commenting back to us
and all of it. So thank you so much from
the bottom up, both of our hearts.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, and also we're still doing United Day Fiance UK
with Shay for Doctor Suti's as well. So Doctor Sweetis
has two podcasts, two podcast shows that we're doing right
now and it'll dwindled down to one very soon. All Right,
you guys, we'll talk to you later. Have a fantastic week.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Bye bye.
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