October 20, 2025 • 49 mins
Wherein Jasmine comes clean to her family about everything. Loren and Elizabeth attempt to make amends, but a new storm brews between Loren and Yara. Georgi rocks the boat, putting his marriage with Darcey on the line. Brandon and Julia leave for Europe.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sweet do do do do Do do do doo. Sweetee
Hey everyone, I'm wa.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And I'm Chris, and welcome to Docky Sweeties.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We're too longtime friends who discussed the ribbting end sometimes
trashy world of reality TV and docu series.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yes, but through our own lens, which sometimes you know
is in the know and sometimes it's in the what
what is that at the end of the day, hopefully
mildly sweet? And that's in reference to the to the
episode titles of what we're talking about and have been
talking about, which is ninety day Fiance Happily ever after
This is season nine, it's episode sixteen. This one's called boy.
(00:42):
That escalated quickly. Now I'll tell you we didn't know
the last one, which was we're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy,
or we're not whatever. The last one was end up
being a quote from the notebook, which now I have
the lid, I've never seen which one I'm Patreon was like,
that's from the notebook, and I was like, uh, that
my bad, my bad. You guys know that notebook, Honey,
(01:02):
you know, the Notebook's big ass thing, like it launched careers.
Like I don't know why I never watched The Notebook.
I surely didn't, and like people kept talking about it,
and the more they talked about it, the more I
was like, no.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, I think I've I distinctly know that I've watched it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Twice.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh for sure again, hold on, hold on, I've watched
it twice.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I think I might have watched it the third time.
And I want you to know that every single time
I watched it, it was like I was watching it
and it was like I watched it anew again. It
never stuck with me. It's like Titanic. Everyone loved Titanic,
and I was like, just like white people whiting and like,
I s don't have any frame of reference for this
(01:49):
whatever's happening now. I say that having loved plenty of
movies starring Diane Keaton, Rest and Please Peace that I remember,
like The Family Stone and First's Wife Club and things
like that, But like, for whatever reason, the Notebook really
never stuck to me. And the there's like a gag
in it, and like every time I was like as
though I hadn't seen it. The same time prayer.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So it just don't spoil it for me. I still
sims still might watch it, not obviously not, but I
don't know where. Boy, that escalated quickly, you know, but
like it's such a mundane phrase. It's like I don't know,
I hear it every day. Boy, It's like yeah, so
and literally that could be any person on the show.
It's you know, not maybe not Toe. It couldn't. I
(02:33):
don't know if it could be like actually, it could
even describe Greta and Matthew. Boy that escalated quickly could
literally be the linear drama line of any narrative show. So,
I mean, this is vague. It's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Big yeah, very very vague, very very very much, very
much very much bag all right, So I love that
you put Gino in Jasmine. Uh this is there was
no there was no Geno in this.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I know, I just like ghost, you know. But it's like,
but you know, you're right, I know, but it's like weird.
And also like when I see Jasmine at first, I'm like,
you know, I write down this obviously just so you
guys know. While I was referencing ITH's is in my notes,
I pair people off right, and yeah, it's obviously not
about Jasmine and Gino at all. In fact, his name
(03:21):
barely brought up. But like, when I see her, I
was like, well, I know what she pairs with the
Gino and Matt just seems obviously so he's I don't
know what the word. He's so beige.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I keep waiting for him to go away, and but
he's not because now again I follow her on her
Instagram and they are locked in together right now. No,
I know they want they're bald her alopecia. At first
I was like, oh my god, breast cancer. She's got
breast cancer. It's breast cancer Awareness month.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And then that was not it.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It was alopecia. But it's fine. It's breast cancer Awareness month.
So you know, we are hug those women who have
had that issue or the people with breasts. Okay, now
let's start off with them. So we start off with
Jasmine going down the slide, and I in this moment,
thought to myself, wow, Jasmine is smaller than I thought,
(04:16):
because never in a world would I ever think that
I would be small enough to go down a slide,
like I just don't feel that I could go down
a child's slide.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You look at slides and you're like, I could do that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It depends on the slide, you know, it depends on
the slide, you know, like and maybe, yeah, this one
was one of those concave kind of slides, you know.
But she's wearing I liked it, like a green v
neck racer back onesie, you know, and so I think
it had a little bit of slipperiness to it. So
maybe it just like helped her trajectory. But yeah, it
was a little weird, just like she's walking in the
(04:50):
neighborhood with Coco. They're gonna on a slide, and then
you know, absolutely not planned, not scripted. Guess who rolls
up in a huge azz this new toe truck with
a pink bow like it's his fucking sweet sixteen. It's
goddamn Matt And this gives me And I mean I
saw this and I was like, basically, so yeah, he walks,
let me just get to the point. So then of
(05:11):
course Jasmine like is like mad, you know when she
gets in with Coco, you know somehow that that dog
gets lost in that car and then he like drops
the bomb, like yeah, baby, I just ended up buying
this because it could be like a great form of
income and she's pregnant and just was like screaming chance
from love after lock up. For me, it was so interesting,
(05:32):
I was like, oh my god, he's Chance, Like yeah,
you know. And so we literally had like kind of
a similar conversation where Jasmine's like, oh, but have you
ever done this thing and know one thing about this thing?
And the guy's like no. But here's the thing. It's
gonna always shock people like women or anyone that like
anyone who isn't a white male. It's gonna always shock
(05:55):
that person how much entitlement or just I can do
this thing. I have no remedy, Like, it's gonna always
shock that person that there is just a whole trait
for certain people that is I can I can't. I'm
going to There's no reason for me not to or
even think that I can't. There's no insecurity about my
(06:17):
ability to do something without any education or experience. There's
like it's it's like it's just gonna be like always
a huge schism that's gonna be hard to bridge because
it's just the way this person gets to go through
life and this person truthfully, truthfully has has had wins
(06:37):
based upon that behavior. You can't tell that person it's
not how you do things, you're right.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
But then he opens his mouth and we're like, dumb
that I'm dumb, like so dumb, just like so many
layers of dumb, just so at every turn. So she's like, ma,
maybe I've never been in a truck like these, And
so she gets in the truck and it's spacious in
the inside, and I was like, oh, I do love
a four f one fifty. My dad drives one of those,
not as big as that, but like a four f
(07:03):
one fifteen, and so I was like, ah, it reminds
me of being in a big, big cab truck and
that makes me feel secure. But so they're driving and
Cocoa is there one minute and they're not so obviously
they pause, took Coco out because maybe he was jumping around,
and then they put Coco back in again, and so
she's like, Okay, here's our car. You hitch our car to.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
This and pull it up.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Since you're so positive you know how to do this
and it's so easy. Notice that he doesn't. He just
tries to use the levers and she's just like frustrated
because he's now then's now spent one hundred and fifty
k on this investment or on this car, and she's like,
he's not rich. You can't just spend one hundred and
fifty And my thought is, Jasmine, have you not learned
(07:48):
that at this point in your life you cannot depend
on a man that like, at this point, you being
mad at him about him spending one hundred and fifty
K is pointless. It's pointless, my friend. You are in
this alone, and the sooner you just like settle in
and recognize that, the better it is for all parties involved.
(08:09):
And so it's just weird to me that she's still frustrated.
I'm like, you've been You've been frustrated with every relationship
that I've ever seen her in. Yeah, And I just
want something better for her, just to at some point
be like, well, if that's what MA wants to do,
and MA thinks that he can make money for me
and the baby, that's okay. But I have my own money.
So so you know, that's what I want to hear.
(08:31):
That's what I want to hear, just some some kind
of like I'm not going to be mad with this
person anymore because I've taken matters into my own hands
and so he can't do it. And she's just stuck
with the fact that now this person has this tow
trucking business. I will say, if he knew how to
tow trucks, tow trucking is lucrative. I have had two
friends that I know who have dabbled in it for
(08:52):
a bit, and it can be overwhelming. But if you,
let's say, work with a nightclub or some kind of business,
and you know that they have limited parking and people
are just gonna park wherever they want to, they'll call
you and then you'll come and tow those cars and
so you can make money off of it. So he's
not wrong, he just didn't. It just sounds silly right now.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah. I mean it's also kind of scary, like people
are just yelling at you all the time. It's like
being in a more intense meter maid. You know, like
people are just gonna be upset if they say you're
just gonna run out and you know, start yelling. He's
so dumb though, He's like, let me show you how
I can toell this car. He has one of those
beds where he thought he was just gonna drive a
car onto the bed and then be like, look I
did a Jasmine. She's like, no, you have to fucking
use that wrench thing. And he's like, I don't know
how to use that wrench thing, and she's like, well
(09:38):
that's how you fucking toe things. Cars are usually not working,
you asshole. And so here's the thing about Jasmine. That's
his money. That's not her money. She did nothing for
that money. That's his money. And yeah, Jasmine is a user,
a absolute gold digging, fucking user, and she shouldn't be
in America and she should just get her own money.
And she can't tell people to do and she always
has because she is, I mean, a fucking bottom fider.
(10:00):
I mean, I can say it now. I think she's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Mm okay, So moving on to the next scene. She
calls her mother and she's procrastinating doing so, but she
has to because she's seven months pregnant. She hasn't told
her mother because of the disappointment and the sadness that
she feels. And she gets on the phone and tells
(10:23):
her mother and her mother is just silent. She says,
I know that my mother's like really mad because of
how silent she is, and I was like, yeah, Jasmine,
like it's this is shameful. And then she's like, would
you mind if Matt comes in? She first of all
talks about this open marriage, and the mother is like,
what kind of kinky nonsense are you into? She She's
like what, Like she you know, I know, she knows
(10:43):
that people have open marriages, but those aren't really open.
They're more so if like people got married and they
don't want to get a divorced, so they just go
about their business and start having sex with other people.
Like that's what her idea of over marriages, but for
two people who are going to remain in a relationship
to then do that. And she's like, but he wont
to have sex with me, Mama. She's like, well, then
you weren't having sex, bitch.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And or or get divorced, bitch, then get divorced.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, it's really weird to me that And I think
it's because I've gotten this long without being ever never
ever even a pinky to close to marriage that like
I am somebody who does not understand this idea. And
it kind of happens in the Darcy and Georgie portion too,
this idea of like not wanting to give up, as
though like being in a marriage is like once you
(11:31):
sign that dotted line, there is if you don't, if
you don't die together or kill one one another, then
you failed this test or this like thing. And it's
just so weird that the line of demarcation is getting married,
whereas like, okay, it's antiquated, but anyways, So she then
(11:57):
pulls Matt into the conversation and Matt and she's absolutely right.
Matt is acting like he doesn't know how to talk
to a foreign mother. His mother is a foreigner, and
he's scared. He's trying to get his shit together so
that he can have a conversation with his mother about
getting this random woman pregnant. So like for him to
get on there and just be like, I don't actually
(12:19):
know what I'm doing. I'm just kind of like sitting
here and like, I don't know is really weird and
it shows the level of respect he has for Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, I think that, Yeah, I don't think that he
knows what he's I think that he was I thought
it was an honest answer, you know, like I don't
think he knows, you know, so I think that, yeah,
maybe he could have been like, oh, I'm just gonna
be here for it, but I think that he Yeah,
he somehow, I don't know if it's because the translation
thing or the sternness the woman was looking at and
piercing through his soul, that I did feel like it
was an honest answer, he doesn't know what to do,
(12:54):
you know, Like there was so many things, like Jasmine
had admitted that she basically doesn't know Matt, you know
what I'm saying. This episode, then there was like this
weird random moment where we get this like one time
Matt tried to open a burger restaurant, and then there's
not really an end of that story, like it didn't
work out. Why we know that he likes burgers, and
surely so do I, Yeah, I just don't know like
(13:16):
then what happened, Yeah, he ate all the burgers. It
was closed down by the food you know, like anyway,
so yeah, yeah, it felt like in that moment, you know,
he's like, I don't know how to you know, provide
for her or not provide for the question basically that
his mom that her mom asked was she's gonna need
(13:36):
help when she gives birth, Like who's gonna be there
for her? And he was like, I mean I'm gonna
I don't know exactly how to be there for her,
because I think in his mind he's like, I'm going
to be working. So if you're asking me, like if
I'm gonna be able to like nurse her like from
the hospital, Like, I don't know, I've never done that.
I don't have sisters. You know, she's alone, you know,
(13:57):
And in that moment, I really was like, yeah, this
is where she should go back to her mom. Who
can you know? But she's not. And there's a big
reason why she's not. And there was a big reason
why she didn't want a divorce, you know, Gino. And
it wasn't because she was in love with him. It
was because she needed something at the end. So what
this is why you know she's really I don't feel
any like remorse for her. She's such a victim of
(14:19):
her own circumstances. And I yeah, I mean I really
feel bad for that daughter horribly, but I also feel
bad for her sons.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Actually, I don't know. I think that she's she's almost
like Angela territory, where I think that she's in fact
so toxic and so negative, I don't think that she
should be supported by the franchise anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Oh okay, yeah, well, let's move on now to the couples,
wherein this is I'm just gonna say this because like,
I feel like this is to me what I took
away from this, wherein Jovie doesn't want to be the
only person he knows has made fun of the way
she looks interesting like it is his, he's his. And
(14:58):
I hate to say this because this is sexist or
like whatever, but his intro, his desire to be in
woman's business, is very weird to me.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, And so anyways that I'm gonna say that, let's
start for the beginning. So Yarra walks out out of
the bathroom and I'm sorry, my balls are dropping so
like my voice is speaking. Y'all walks out of the
bathroom looking like a hot bunny slop slope bunny person, okay,
And she's like, how do I look? And this man
(15:31):
just looks at her and like knows that he's supposed
to have some kind of reaction because they've had this
conversation before. And so he just is like, yeah, he
look good, and I'm like, no, Jovi, that's the wrong response.
Oh my god, baby looks so hot, Like I love
those pants on you. Instead, he just starts to make
fun of her. Yes for the pants and look what
(15:52):
he's wearing. Yeah, And then she's like what about the
necklace and he's like yeah, no, it's fine. I'm like, yeah,
get out of this relationship because he knows, he knows
what he's supposed to say. Then you have a cut
to Alexi where Lauren is just wearing like a black
tank top and some jeans, and the first thing he
says to her is you look so great, and she's
(16:14):
like thank you. It's like, there, at some point, after
being with somebody for such a long time, you should
know the things that make them feel good, and especially
off of hot, off the heels of you telling everybody
that they looked terrible when they were younger, you should
then be complimenting y'all all the time now to make
up for it. But it's like, if you're right, you
said something last week that his behavior towards her is
(16:36):
kind of mean, and or it feels like jealousy, and
this again it reiterated itself in this moment where he
couldn't just tell her, and so I'm like, you don't
deserve this. You deserve somebody who's going to be like, hey, babe,
you look good. You know, it's like she's not as
bad as the Silver Twins, but damn she look great.
You know what I mean. I know it's like sad.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I know, I agree. Yeah, Like you could almost see
like the hatred and envy that comes when he sees
how beautiful and hot his wife is and how it's
like it's like how hot she is makes him even
more true like and ugly in his mind. It's so weird,
you know. It's like it's like seeing her beauty makes
(17:19):
him realize his insecurity in that moment in real time,
and then it comes out as like anger or weirdness.
It's so it's like, yeah, I mean, he's gonna have
to deal with some stuff. I wonder what his I
wonder what his mom and dad's relationship was. I wonder
how he watched relationships like come ful, we've seen his
dad talk before, but it's like we haven't seen his
(17:40):
dad in a very long time. Okay, So basically they're
all going to pre party before they go to a bar,
you know. And by pre partying by all, I mean
only to the couples, And that's Libby and Andre who
come over and obviously to Yara and Jovi's uh, and
they connect a little bit about what happened at lunch,
and y'are's like, well, I got to watch Lauren and
Lebby while eating dry fish, you know, and like they laugh.
(18:03):
Now this I know you were like, this couple's thing
is about how and I totally get what you're saying.
How Jovie wants her to be like other fucking drama
besides his issues, I took away. Oh Libby, Libby is
b Libby took a task and doesn't and is going
to do it and either it's real or not real
(18:23):
to her personality. Either way makes her look really fucking bad.
So yeah, I'm an de feelative is what I'm trying. Yeah,
I was like, oh, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Forgot you have sisters. Look, I forgot that you that
when it comes down to it, you know how to
do these like little cutting manipula of things whilst simultaneously
acting like you don't want to be involved in any
drama and all you want is peace like. And I
think what happened is is that she was willing to
turn the cheek with Lauren, and then when they when
(18:54):
Lauren brought it up over dry fish, she was like, oh, okay,
so I see you're not gonna let this go so
I can play because my sisters are Becky and dirty Feet,
and I know how to play this game because my
siblings and I play this game and I've been playing
it all my life. And so she then took it
a step further, not realizing what was gonna happen at
(19:14):
the Pickled Pig. And it's now it's like, okay, girl, Like,
so why Alexi and Lauren were not invited to the pregame,
It's really unclear.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I thought it was obvious.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Okay, why because they're yeah, okay yeah, and so so anyways,
they all get into the car and still a couple
is late. They're like, we thought you were never gonna come.
They get into the car, Andre says sorry to Jovie
and everyone is like taking it back. They've never heard it.
And and I think I feel like in this moment,
(19:51):
Libby's like I've been working on him. That's me. I was.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
She's like I got him to do it.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, hey, so yeah. So anyways, they go to this
place and they all walk in and they're like, oh
my god, it's so cute in here. And I was like,
you guys, are you guys think the pickled Pig is cute?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh? Can can you give me? Yeah? Can you pan? Yeah,
it's charming. It's like a little nook charming kind of
ski lodge place with like locals and regulars and it's
all wooden and it's kind of small and it's like
kitchy because they do a shot ski.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah you know what, I guess they have. There's so
many places like that here that like, I guess I'm
like a little numb to it. Now. There's so many
like little little hole. There's this place in Stowwater called
No Neck Heads or No Neck Freds. There's no neck somebody.
And every time I walk in there, I'm like, God,
it's so and it's nothing but like locals and it's
so cute in there. So yeah, I guess I can
(20:45):
get that. It doesn't look like the pic. It looks
better than the pickle Pig in my opinion. But anyways,
so they do like board shots where they all take
the shots at the same time, which seems disastrous. Yara
is like, oh, I don't really take shots. Oh no,
And at first I was like, Yuri doesn't drink, but
then I was like, oh, she's on camera, so she's
like not going to get mcy hammered. So like whenever
(21:07):
we see her on camera, she's she's not going to
be like bottoms up because she has to watch Jovi,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, and also she is too vain to think she's vain,
and she doesn't want to look bad, and like, you know, honestly,
when you drink too much, you look bad. You know,
like you look sweaty, you look like you can't hold yourself,
you know, like you're not you're kind of it's whatever,
it's off the greatest. But she yeah, before she even
did her shot ski, which is like, yeah, on a ski,
she ordered a very very skinny margarita, very skinny, the
(21:36):
skinniest one, get the skinniest lime even you know what
I'm saying. I was like, Okay, the skinniest bottle tequila
you have or whatever. I was like, Okay, that's a
little intense girl.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That is what is this skill? Okay, just get a
tequila and seltzer then and with a little squeeze of lime,
if that's you want a skinny margarita, because what you're
missing is the triple sex is what gives you the
or the whatever the orange cure is is what gives
you all that sweetness. And then I think there's one
other thing in it that I can't think of right now,
But like, how skinny can it get before it's no
(22:05):
longer a margarita?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I never really know. I'm assuming, like tequila and lime
juice is what it is? Ice, yeah, but like I'm sorry,
but like, then, yeah, what is a skinny? What makes
like what goes in there besides tequila ice and lime juice.
I'm assuming there's one more more other thing, triple sick
or some kind of orange calories in it. It does,
(22:28):
so I'm like, how do you have a skinny triple sick? Right?
They do something else? Like you knows exactly, so, but yeah,
she does it. And then I took a bunch of
pictures for some reason. Don't even worry about it, you know,
like I took one billion pictures, and by one billion,
I mean just like two different the same things. But
basically what ends up happening is that Yara also gets
(22:48):
flirted hardcore by this guy who's gonna now be in
every shop. This is like a very small bar, and
so you know, like the fact that they're filming in
this bar, like if you really consider, like their table
must be very small. The people with the cameras, you know,
are everywhere, everyone's looking at them. At one point in
this bar area, like you know, there's multiple people standing
(23:09):
at the bar doing these shot skis, and at one point,
Jovie like breaks the glass and then the camera moves
over and there's what seems like a full fucking bachelorette
party at one point, just watching these ninety day people
and the cameras like film and so yeah, this guy
who is flirting hardcore with Yara definitely sees the video
and he's like, I know what I'm gonna do, honey,
I'm going to make sure I'm there. I'm going to
(23:30):
show up in every shot. I like, you know, lol,
I think about this sometimes, you know, I can't remember
if this was an SNL skit. I think it was
where there was like the bad background actor, like the
background actor who wants to be in the shot. So
like you could just do like, you know, like a
scene from the a very famous movie and you just
like have like a background actor. Be like and me,
I'm right here, like moving closer and closer to camera.
(23:50):
He sort of reminded me that. But this is where
this is where it gets messy. So basically this is
what happens, just to lay the framework while we were
partying pre partying, because we didn't say this, we just
like commented on it libby two. Yara's like, hey girl, hey,
I'm so happy that it's like we're hanging out because
I feel like we have more of a vibe. It's
like we're like chill girls. We don't like the drama.
(24:11):
And then Yara and like you know, and that kind
of happens with Lauren and Y'are's like, well, I like
both of you, so you know, I'm chill with both
of you. If that's cool, I not. And then Be's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
chill up, both of us. Let me let me let
me try something else. Lauren, uh makes fun of you.
Girl makes fun of you, and we I've seen how
you feel about that. Not great, and yeah, she's just
(24:32):
always like making digs about what you wear. Like those pants,
like those vinal like She's probably gonna like look at
them in her mind be like dumb. You know, she's
she's a fucking bitch. So anyway, don't want to make
it a drama. Remember, like us girls not making drama.
So I just want to like lay that out there
and not make drama. Hahaha, wink with wink, and Yar's
like upset.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yara in her core, of course knows when she looks
at Lauren that her and Lauren are not on the
same aesthetic level of what they're doing. I'm not saying
Lauren dresses bad, but I'm saying it's boring. And obviously
Yaa does not want to be boring, and so to me,
there's a moment where I think that you are should
be like, well, of course, yeah, of course she doesn't
like the way I dress. Of course she would make
(25:12):
fun of me that. Have you seen her? She is
freaked out all the time about her own body and
her own mind. I'm sure when she looks at me,
just like my stupid husband when he looks at me,
all they see is how shitty they are. It's like
I'm a weird fun house mirror for people's insecurities. But anyway,
I know that moving on, but that's not what happens,
right you are, unfortunately, is upset about that and then
(25:34):
tells Jovi, right, tells Jovie, and that's when Jovi's like great,
And also Jovi does this other thing where Jovi's like,
why don't you fucking stand up for yourself once? When
I want to be like, well, why doesn't she do
that to you? Did you see that part when he
was like, you're gonna be like let these people talk
about you? And you just smile at that, like it
was like this kind of everything about it was like what, Yeah,
(25:57):
She's like, she just doesn't want to get she wants
to have a good time and if she needs to
just put aside for the moment now.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I also don't think that Libby said that Lauren was
making fun of her. I think Yarra heard whatever it
is that Libby said and was like, Oh, Lauren's making
fun of me, and I'm like, making fun to me
is a very specific thing and it hits a childhood
trauma response in me. What Libby said and I didn't
write it down quote for quote, wasn't Lauren makes fun
(26:26):
of the way you dress, just like she said, like
Lauren will sometimes say make commentary on the way that
you dress, which doesn't necessarily mean is making fun of it,
just means that they're like, oh, I wouldn't wear that.
Look at that hat that's so big, but like I
don't know it. To me, those aren't the same thing.
And so when Yara ends up talking to Lauren about it,
(26:48):
she says, you were making fun of the way I dress,
and Lauren has to be like, well, I wasn't making
fun of it, but I do make comments on it
because like I'm jealous of you, which was the right
thing to do, and the truth, it was the right
thing to do, to be honest and whatever, but like
it's to me, it feels as though, I don't know,
(27:09):
go ahead, what were you gonna say?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh, I'm really just I'm taking it, And I'm like,
you know, I'm just thinking what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, so like yeah, I just I'm like the way
that it's being said is like, aha, look at Yara
and her stupid pants, look at Yara and her her
stupid hat. Like that to me is making fun of
like just kind of making commentary on it. To me,
bodes jealousy and like you wish you could. And so
(27:38):
it's just it's just weird how like that game of
telephone like changed because words are important. Words are important
to me, uh, and so like it's just very interesting
that that a Jovi wanted to make Yar forced it
because Y'a was like, no, I don't want to talk
about it. Now. Lauren comes over and Joby's like, so
I heard you were you had something to say about
(27:59):
the way your addresses. Like he had to just like
make that happen. Yeah, And then Yara's looking at him like, yeah,
Libby told me that you were making fun of the
way I dress. And she's like, I've never made fun
of it, which is true. I don't think she's ever
made fun of it, but we do know that she
is jealous.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, it's funny. I see what you're saying. I guess
the thing is like she undercuts comments with negativity that
we all know are not positive. She's looking at through
this kind of side. I like this evil eye energy.
She gives evil eye jealousy, judgment energy, and so I'm
a I like it's readable, it's not not readable, So
I know what she's doing. And either she doesn't think
(28:38):
we know what she's doing, or she's that daft and
dumb that she doesn't know what she I don't know.
I don't know the answer, but it's obvious. So when
she's called out upon it, like, I guess, yeah, like
I to me making a snide comment about someone with
an evilness in your eye, making fun of no but
pointing out judgmentally in a way that you think that
it's like she does this. I think ye, I think
(29:00):
it's over the top. I wouldn't do that. It's a
little too much like whatever she's thinking isn't positive and
indicative of someone who is negative. And so I guess
that's why. Yeah, it's not somebod who would do to
your friend, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And so.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
But the funny thing is, even when Lauren copped to it,
her apology was almost like it didn't even really feel real,
and more so felt like she had to say it
to get out of the situation because she knew how
bad she looked there. I just find her vapid. But
then again, Libby seems really horrible too. I mean, I mean,
(29:35):
I don't know, this really is a cup. I mean
maybe they all should be friends. I mean, you just
can't move in this world just hating people all the
time underneath your breath and then pretending to be friends
with them or not. But all these underc like you
can't have undercutting comments and negative energy to people and
then blink at them when they call you out and
be like what I didn't. It's like, girl, you did.
(29:57):
Everyone reads it and no one would want to have
it around them. I mean, I don't know, all this
is the most toxic place. I mean, for how beautiful
this like snow capped Blake Placid, is they have just
like really melted it with or just bullshit. I feel
like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, no, I definitely see what you're saying. I do
think that Yara is in this too, Like I don't
think she is. I don't think that she is like
the victim. I think that she is part of this
kind of we people all say things about other people
that they're not like besties with. Like, I think I've
(30:33):
seen it a lot and enough like to know that
it is part of like the human nature, But that
doesn't mean that the people need to know that it's happening.
I think that's where I think that's where my my
my issue is is like I hear people, like in
my daily world in the places I work, I hear
people make snide comments about people all the time, but
(30:56):
it's never something where I'm like, I need to go
tell that person, like just like.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
That happens.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I'm pretty sure people are talking about me too, or
someone doesn't like but I like my shirt or I
like my thing, Like there's it's the way that it
affects you. I think that makes a difference for me,
and like you can't stop it. It's a thing that
happens when you have groups of people. And Lauren was
on camera when she said that Yaur addresses Miami, like
she tried to say something about Yara when they had
(31:24):
that meeting or when Libby and Andrei were not there
and they like did that rooftop dinner like, so we
know that Lauren feels that way. But I think a
lot I've seen that so many between so much between
girls that to now I don't even clock it as
like I see what you're saying negative it is, but
I don't even clock it as that way because I
clock it as human nature and like people will people
(31:47):
so it just feels weird that like Libby feels like
she needed to do it. And also here's the truth.
I think that both Lauren and Libby need to understand
that when there is a break up for pseudo friends
who never really liked each other, there will be things said,
(32:08):
things that were said in confidence, will come out like
And that is to me how I know that they
weren't really friends, because if they were really friends, there's
still a part of you that wants to protect and
that wouldn't do that because you're just like, well, we're
not friends anymore, but like let's go about our business
and be peaceful and like move on, Like there's no
reason to stir up unless you are upset. I don't know,
(32:32):
so I agree, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
People there when they add on that if you are
in that kind of situation, don't you assume that both
of you have shit that you couldn't So why would you, like,
why would you go around telling people like, well, she
did this or she did that when you like that
bitch could say the same, like so just the side
of your street clean, or just like the d of
(32:54):
like whatever, I mean all of it. Also, this is
what's confusing, and I think it's, yeah, how close are
these girls, because obviously Libby and Yara not that close,
but you were supposed to believe that Libby and Lauren
were very close, you know what I'm saying, Like, and
they even at one point are like, well, we were
best friends, but then you picked Naga or whatever, and
(33:15):
all of our minds were like, we know that Naga
is part of her life. There's not a chance in
hell that we thought that you were going to be
like as close to this to her as Naga or whatever. Yes,
but their ninety day friends crying like did you believe
when they hugged and cried like like, what was that about?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, it's just so it's so weird to me, Like
I I get yeah, all right, it was weird. Do
you want to move on? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, I guess I didn't know what to say about them.
They're just like a bath. I don't know. Yeah, maybe
it's just it is.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
It's baffling because they're not really friends. And that's that's
the moral of the story is they're not really friends.
They never really were. There were acquaintances. They they had
husbands who are from Eastern Europe, and they married foreigners
and they're on this show called Nighty Day Fiance. That
is where it ends. Okay, uh so Stacey and Darcy, please,
(34:08):
what clothes were House of eleven?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Sorry? What was the question? I'm sorry one more time.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I didn't couldn't.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
What closed our House of eleven?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
What? Iver? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
What clothes? What was this fashion show that we were
forced to watch?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
This is what I okay, I took pictures.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
This was all the things. So this is what it's confusing.
So they get invited to do New York Fashion Week
and that's what we were told, and it's then they
were are also like, it's a bunch of designers. That's
what we were told. Now we know, me and you
all of us that when we think of a fashion show,
we think of one fucking house and it's that house's show.
(34:43):
Like and even if you're not gonna even say New
York Fashion Week, if you watch fucking Victoria's Secret, the
runway wasn't like Victoria's Secret. And now here's for eleven lemons.
And have you heard of La Perla all one show?
You're like, no or whatever, it's like obviously Victoria's Secret.
They're all wearing disgusting Victory's Secret and the pink sequent
it's the worst close possible because it's all ing Troy
secret whatever of us. So then we move in they
(35:04):
are running like they get there. There is a stylist,
a stylist, some person that has greeted them that they
thank him for being a part of this. That he's like,
of course, I'll always have you. You guys are great,
And then what he's done it seems like he's curated
outfits for them. He actually tells them he has their looks,
(35:27):
which is supposed to be again their own designer house,
like this is all and then he's like, at one point,
this is like everything I pieced together. At one point,
Darcy is fucking obsessed with how to wear her own
coat and how to style her own coat right, and
she's like shay patakashi papaka and she asks him and
he's like, oh no, the theme is seventies. He says, like,
(35:49):
the theme is nineteen seventies, and so no, you wouldn't
pop the call it something. So then I was like, okay,
so this is a play. Sat Prince Saint Albert Hall
is like a rented event space that like people produce
fashion shows where it's just a bunch of different houses
(36:10):
and people hopefully pay and p me people pay to
be a part of It's like a bringer fashion show.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Like I really tried to piece together what the fuck
this was? Okay, can you see if that pictures again?
You put them up for like half a second. Yes,
So this is Stacy's look, Stacy's look, Okay, I think
that's Stacy. Yeah, and that's Darcy. I think that's Darcy. Okay,
Now what is Why isn't Darcy just wearing pasties? What
(36:35):
is this? What is the purpose of this giant faked
not even sororofsky, just like really bad crystals on a
what looks like tin strings. Yeah, just like and her
and a regular ass black bra, not even like a
bra that has any kind of embellishments on the shoulders
(36:59):
or anything that would it together and make it look
like this was meant to be. And if it's seventies, girl,
put some paces on, then titties are already high and
go about your business, like what is this? So it
is just very confusing to me that this is this
House of eleven? Is this is this what House of
eleven brings to the table and if so, it's awful.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Their hair is a wild choice for seventies for what
they're wearing for Eve, like their hair looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Wah, yeah, no it's bad. Look it's bad. And Darcy
looks wild in this like it's Stacy again because Stacy's
face has settled differently than Darcy's. But Darcy doesn't look good. Yeah,
it's just like a Really, it was really difficult to
watch because they were so excited about it, and I
wanted to be excited with them, but I couldn't be
because it was just so terrible and fake and like
(37:52):
felt very unreal and just like we're supposed to believe
something that is not true. And then when they walk
in the show, they're not even walking like models. They
don't know how to model, like like just just so bad.
And then Georgie speak.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
More on it. I didn't feel like you wanted to
say more about it.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
No, they just were smiling and.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Like, well, they're doing a big they know how to
do it big. They don't don't tell me how to die,
and you know, you know I'm gonna do a big.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yes, Darcy and day Darcian stays there here to stay
stay doing what like I mean, I would rather see
there's so many other people from the ninety day universe
that I would rather see walk in that show and
just keep their face like normal or not whatever, without
expression and just walk and like model the outfit as
(38:44):
opposed to like yeah, like looking like yeah, and it
was it was so bad and then afterwards like of course,
well no. At some point Florian, before Florian, while are
getting dressed, Florian and Georgie have this hard to heart girl,
what are these two people bumbling about? I need I
talk about Julia and her not being able to string
(39:07):
together a sentence in English. Florian is like, what the
hell are you talking about, sir? He's like, you need
to work on relationship or no, you know, And then
Georgie's like, well, are you and Stacy this way? Does
Stacy let you go out when you want to? He's
like sometimes no, and he's like, so exactly, shut the
fuck up on your own relationship. So it was just
(39:30):
this weird conversation where I think, but here's the difference.
I think that Florian, I don't know that he I
didn't hear that he worked at the SPA, But like,
I think that Florian is just resigned to his position.
He knows that he is being taken care of, and
at the end of the day, there was no place
for him to go but home should he break up
with Stacy and he likes America too much for that.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I agree with you. Also, Stacy has never, from what
I remember, has never gotten mad at him over financial reasons,
Like she's never yelled like Darcy's mad at Georgie for
like not paying for things or not you know, getting
in like or not telling her about his finances. So
we have to believe that Florian is very he is
open about his finances. But whatever he's doing, either for
(40:12):
money or however much he contributes, has never been any
sort of factor for Stacy.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, yes, yes, and yeah, so it's it's it is
a different they argue about different things, because one thing
Floren will do is talk to Stacy a lot in
circles in broken English over like just like and yell,
look me you go, I don't like fuck, you know
what I mean, just like Georgie won't talk to Darcy
(40:41):
at all, right, And I think that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
And so.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
They go to this fashion show or whatever, and then
afterwards Florine and Stacy go out, because you know, Florine
wants to Darcy and Georgie go back to the hotel
room and they then have again this conversation where it
sounds like Georgie wants to get out of their relationship,
and and he's looking at his glass and she's like,
(41:07):
this is what I'm talking about. You never pay attention
to me. He's like, there's a heird in my gloves.
She's like, but it doesn't matter, Georgie, I'm trying to
talk to you and you're just not present. And he's like, well,
I just don't want to do it. He just doesn't
want to do it anymore. And instead of Darcy just
being like we need to get divorced, we're both unhappy,
she wants to make it on him. She wants to like, well,
you don't want to try. Haven't you been trying? Isn't
(41:30):
this what we've been watching for weeks now, is you're trying?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah? Well this whole time, were you not trying? Or
just you're like yeah, it's so interesting because okay, let's
just if I go back to what is he Okay?
I know what he wants from her. He just wants
like an easy life, you know what I'm saying, And
she provides like ease because of the money or whatever,
but what and from him she wants something? And yeah,
it's definitely like either his love or like she's very
(41:54):
attracted to him. Other people will really talked about maybe
he has like BD you know what I'm saying, Like,
you know, maybe he really throws it down, you know,
and people took pictures of him and his boxers, and
I think that like maybe like they talked about that
online and by people, I mean, you know, I'm ready
you can really find that. And that's if you want
to find that. I didn't find it, or maybe I did.
You tell me anyway, So God bless. All I'm saying
is that she should be the one that ends it,
(42:16):
but for some.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Reason she's not.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I wonder why, like does she think she's gonna have
to pay you know, like spousal support, you know, like
because there's no love there. So specifically for someone who
really wants love, you know, who really wants someone to
like treat them like a pretty pretty princess who's incredibly precious,
who you know, like the sun and moon you know,
rises and falls on this person, like and that is
(42:39):
what she's always wanted. I don't I can't imagine that
he's given her one morsel that for one day, you know, Like,
so what she's getting from him is something else, you know,
like and so yeah, I think that there's a lot
of like honesty and honest talks people have to have.
But Darcy, you know, I think that Darcy has been
(43:02):
constantly running away from like a core truth of hers
and I think that that's like been manifesting in all
the plastic surgery, you know, like anything to not be
real is sometimes you know what's happening there. So but anyway, Yeah,
I did love that part where she's like, just sometimes
(43:23):
it feels like I want to talk about things, and
you do anything possible to avoid the situations, almost like
I always want to talk about how I'm upset at
you and you want to have the center of the
earth swallow you up. In that moment, he's like, yeah, bitch,
that's what no one wants to always hear your sad,
sab whiny story of how you're not loved. The truth
(43:44):
is he doesn't love you.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, yes, thank you. Okay, let's move on to Brandon
and Julia. So we start off with this them looking
at a map deciding how they're going to bounce around
the world. And for those of you guys who are
not watching on Patreon, I put the world in quotes
because they keep saying they're traveling around the world and
(44:07):
they're not. They're traveling in one little part of the world.
They're not going from content to continent. They're not going
from one side of the continent to the other side
of the continent. They are going They're staying on the
west side of a continent, and that is what they're
bouncing around doing. And they might go to the north
(44:29):
of another continent, but that's only maybe. So he's like,
it doesn't feel well, feel good for me to travel,
like leaving things the way they were with my parents.
And I'm like, Brandon, do you think your parents are
just never going to talk to you again because of this?
Why are we acting like this is a zero sum
game and like that, like you know, your relationship with
your parents can be will never be the same. They will,
(44:52):
It'll just never be the same because of this. And
I'm like, no, this seems so you didn't se steal
money from them, You didn't like disrespect their home and
sell part of the farm off without them knowing, Like,
there's all you did was decide to go on vacation
for an extended period of time, and they were mad
(45:14):
because of your life choices. But your life that's not
you didn't. You didn't. You're not doing drugs, You're not
you know what I mean. There's just so many other things.
And he's like, I'm just really worried about what tell
us more and so yeah, So then Julia's like, it's
not about them relationship, It's about us relationship.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I was like, yes, girl, bring that attention back, bring
that focus back to where it should be, you know,
which is half her battle. She's like, yeah, I don't
worry about them. And also, the less you worry about them,
the less they realize that they will get a rise
out of your worrying about their their opinion of you,
which is like that you know, half a thing, Like
if you were to believe all of this and that
(45:58):
Betty and Ron had that reaction, it's because they have
been led to believe that such a reaction will get
Brandon to do whatever they want. And you know, that's
been a problem because he isn't there little you know,
Pinocchio boy, he belongs to his wife now in a way,
you know, and so in a way not having a
(46:19):
reaction to their over dramatic reactions, almost like that thing
you do with a baby, I guess where it's like
when a baby's having a tantrum, you just don't really
pay attention to whatever they're mad about. And baby, I
don't know, I'm not a parent, but like the baby's
supposed to realize, like I can't get shit that way.
I better be better and my own knows. But yeah,
like it's kind of that thing. And also yeah, like
who again, who cares? You guys are young, dumb, full
(46:41):
a com You can just run around you know, Europe
and do whatever the fuck you want. Definitely, Ron and
Betty are still gonna be there. And guess what, at
the end of the day, Brandon's your only child, so
like you really can have that over them. Yea, what
I'm gonna do?
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? So it just feel
it feels like this is a silly thing to do,
but uh are there's this feels like a silly argument
to have or the steaks are really low for this
and we're supposed to think that they're high. So one
thing that Julia does, or two things that Julia does,
is one she unplugs everything, which is something I forget
to do. I have, but my aunt does the same thing.
(47:12):
She unplugs things when she's gone for an extended period
of time, which I forget to even that that it's
even like a thing that you should, you know, do,
because you're not gonna be their.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Protectors at least as if you can, like especially if
you have those ones where it's multiple things, multiple things
in one, always just keep the whole thing out. Yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Then she also sets up a giant teddy bear or
like no to a pillow and like a raccoon stuffed
raccoon with a hoodie on, to like be in the
window to make it seem like somebody's home. And I
was like, Okay, I've never left my house for an
extended period of time, so I don't know what that
(47:50):
even would be. You know, besides, you have a neighbor
coming and check on your dogs, or like where do
they put them dogs at the farm?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Great question, that's a fucking great ask question. They don't, Yeah,
they should talk about it, Yeah, there's all the little
tricks put on the TV. They can't put on the
TV for like ten weeks. I mean maybe you could. I,
you know, I have one of those signs that says
like beware for dogs, or have like dog barking sounds
on loops and when your dogs aren't there, you know,
or like make gun sounds. I who knows, you, I
(48:22):
don't know. You could do a lot of different things,
but yeah, I mean, yeah, everything to go normally.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
I think that what we did the one time we
went on vacation is have someone to come to the
house every single day and like just kind of be
there for an hour or so certain times. But yeah,
and don't tell everyone you're leaving. That's another thing. You
can't tell everybody in the neighborhood' leaving. So that's the
end of them, right yep, all right, you guys, thank
you so much for joining us. We're done with this episode.
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But you can have more of us. There's lots more
of us. Chris is doing Sister Wives and ninety Day
Fiance the other way, as well as Love is Blind.
I'm doing Seeking Sister Wive Wife, Uh, Love is Blind
and Night Fiance the other way. So that you can
you know, you can do that. It's my birthday week,
(49:11):
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have a good week.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Okay, okay, Bye
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Hey everyone, I'm wa.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And I'm Chris, and welcome to Docky Sweeties.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We're too longtime friends who discussed the ribbting end sometimes
trashy world of reality TV and docu series.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yes, but through our own lens, which sometimes you know
is in the know and sometimes it's in the what
what is that at the end of the day, hopefully
mildly sweet? And that's in reference to the to the
episode titles of what we're talking about and have been
talking about, which is ninety day Fiance Happily ever after
This is season nine, it's episode sixteen. This one's called boy.
(00:42):
That escalated quickly. Now I'll tell you we didn't know
the last one, which was we're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy,
or we're not whatever. The last one was end up
being a quote from the notebook, which now I have
the lid, I've never seen which one I'm Patreon was like,
that's from the notebook, and I was like, uh, that
my bad, my bad. You guys know that notebook, Honey,
(01:02):
you know, the Notebook's big ass thing, like it launched careers.
Like I don't know why I never watched The Notebook.
I surely didn't, and like people kept talking about it,
and the more they talked about it, the more I
was like, no.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, I think I've I distinctly know that I've watched it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Twice.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh for sure again, hold on, hold on, I've watched
it twice.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I think I might have watched it the third time.
And I want you to know that every single time
I watched it, it was like I was watching it
and it was like I watched it anew again. It
never stuck with me. It's like Titanic. Everyone loved Titanic,
and I was like, just like white people whiting and like,
I s don't have any frame of reference for this
(01:49):
whatever's happening now. I say that having loved plenty of
movies starring Diane Keaton, Rest and Please Peace that I remember,
like The Family Stone and First's Wife Club and things
like that, But like, for whatever reason, the Notebook really
never stuck to me. And the there's like a gag
in it, and like every time I was like as
though I hadn't seen it. The same time prayer.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So it just don't spoil it for me. I still
sims still might watch it, not obviously not, but I
don't know where. Boy, that escalated quickly, you know, but
like it's such a mundane phrase. It's like I don't know,
I hear it every day. Boy, It's like yeah, so
and literally that could be any person on the show.
It's you know, not maybe not Toe. It couldn't. I
(02:33):
don't know if it could be like actually, it could
even describe Greta and Matthew. Boy that escalated quickly could
literally be the linear drama line of any narrative show. So,
I mean, this is vague. It's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Big yeah, very very vague, very very very much, very
much very much bag all right, So I love that
you put Gino in Jasmine. Uh this is there was
no there was no Geno in this.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I know, I just like ghost, you know. But it's like,
but you know, you're right, I know, but it's like weird.
And also like when I see Jasmine at first, I'm like,
you know, I write down this obviously just so you
guys know. While I was referencing ITH's is in my notes,
I pair people off right, and yeah, it's obviously not
about Jasmine and Gino at all. In fact, his name
(03:21):
barely brought up. But like, when I see her, I
was like, well, I know what she pairs with the
Gino and Matt just seems obviously so he's I don't
know what the word. He's so beige.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I keep waiting for him to go away, and but
he's not because now again I follow her on her
Instagram and they are locked in together right now. No,
I know they want they're bald her alopecia. At first
I was like, oh my god, breast cancer. She's got
breast cancer. It's breast cancer Awareness month.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And then that was not it.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It was alopecia. But it's fine. It's breast cancer Awareness month.
So you know, we are hug those women who have
had that issue or the people with breasts. Okay, now
let's start off with them. So we start off with
Jasmine going down the slide, and I in this moment,
thought to myself, wow, Jasmine is smaller than I thought,
(04:16):
because never in a world would I ever think that
I would be small enough to go down a slide,
like I just don't feel that I could go down
a child's slide.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You look at slides and you're like, I could do that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It depends on the slide, you know, it depends on
the slide, you know, like and maybe, yeah, this one
was one of those concave kind of slides, you know.
But she's wearing I liked it, like a green v
neck racer back onesie, you know, and so I think
it had a little bit of slipperiness to it. So
maybe it just like helped her trajectory. But yeah, it
was a little weird, just like she's walking in the
(04:50):
neighborhood with Coco. They're gonna on a slide, and then
you know, absolutely not planned, not scripted. Guess who rolls
up in a huge azz this new toe truck with
a pink bow like it's his fucking sweet sixteen. It's
goddamn Matt And this gives me And I mean I
saw this and I was like, basically, so yeah, he walks,
let me just get to the point. So then of
(05:11):
course Jasmine like is like mad, you know when she
gets in with Coco, you know somehow that that dog
gets lost in that car and then he like drops
the bomb, like yeah, baby, I just ended up buying
this because it could be like a great form of
income and she's pregnant and just was like screaming chance
from love after lock up. For me, it was so interesting,
(05:32):
I was like, oh my god, he's Chance, Like yeah,
you know. And so we literally had like kind of
a similar conversation where Jasmine's like, oh, but have you
ever done this thing and know one thing about this thing?
And the guy's like no. But here's the thing. It's
gonna always shock people like women or anyone that like
anyone who isn't a white male. It's gonna always shock
(05:55):
that person how much entitlement or just I can do
this thing. I have no remedy, Like, it's gonna always
shock that person that there is just a whole trait
for certain people that is I can I can't. I'm
going to There's no reason for me not to or
even think that I can't. There's no insecurity about my
(06:17):
ability to do something without any education or experience. There's
like it's it's like it's just gonna be like always
a huge schism that's gonna be hard to bridge because
it's just the way this person gets to go through
life and this person truthfully, truthfully has has had wins
(06:37):
based upon that behavior. You can't tell that person it's
not how you do things, you're right.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
But then he opens his mouth and we're like, dumb
that I'm dumb, like so dumb, just like so many
layers of dumb, just so at every turn. So she's like, ma,
maybe I've never been in a truck like these, And
so she gets in the truck and it's spacious in
the inside, and I was like, oh, I do love
a four f one fifty. My dad drives one of those,
not as big as that, but like a four f
(07:03):
one fifteen, and so I was like, ah, it reminds
me of being in a big, big cab truck and
that makes me feel secure. But so they're driving and
Cocoa is there one minute and they're not so obviously
they pause, took Coco out because maybe he was jumping around,
and then they put Coco back in again, and so
she's like, Okay, here's our car. You hitch our car to.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
This and pull it up.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Since you're so positive you know how to do this
and it's so easy. Notice that he doesn't. He just
tries to use the levers and she's just like frustrated
because he's now then's now spent one hundred and fifty
k on this investment or on this car, and she's like,
he's not rich. You can't just spend one hundred and
fifty And my thought is, Jasmine, have you not learned
(07:48):
that at this point in your life you cannot depend
on a man that like, at this point, you being
mad at him about him spending one hundred and fifty
K is pointless. It's pointless, my friend. You are in
this alone, and the sooner you just like settle in
and recognize that, the better it is for all parties involved.
(08:09):
And so it's just weird to me that she's still frustrated.
I'm like, you've been You've been frustrated with every relationship
that I've ever seen her in. Yeah, And I just
want something better for her, just to at some point
be like, well, if that's what MA wants to do,
and MA thinks that he can make money for me
and the baby, that's okay. But I have my own money.
So so you know, that's what I want to hear.
(08:31):
That's what I want to hear, just some some kind
of like I'm not going to be mad with this
person anymore because I've taken matters into my own hands
and so he can't do it. And she's just stuck
with the fact that now this person has this tow
trucking business. I will say, if he knew how to
tow trucks, tow trucking is lucrative. I have had two
friends that I know who have dabbled in it for
(08:52):
a bit, and it can be overwhelming. But if you,
let's say, work with a nightclub or some kind of business,
and you know that they have limited parking and people
are just gonna park wherever they want to, they'll call
you and then you'll come and tow those cars and
so you can make money off of it. So he's
not wrong, he just didn't. It just sounds silly right now.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah. I mean it's also kind of scary, like people
are just yelling at you all the time. It's like
being in a more intense meter maid. You know, like
people are just gonna be upset if they say you're
just gonna run out and you know, start yelling. He's
so dumb though, He's like, let me show you how
I can toell this car. He has one of those
beds where he thought he was just gonna drive a
car onto the bed and then be like, look I
did a Jasmine. She's like, no, you have to fucking
use that wrench thing. And he's like, I don't know
how to use that wrench thing, and she's like, well
(09:38):
that's how you fucking toe things. Cars are usually not working,
you asshole. And so here's the thing about Jasmine. That's
his money. That's not her money. She did nothing for
that money. That's his money. And yeah, Jasmine is a user,
a absolute gold digging, fucking user, and she shouldn't be
in America and she should just get her own money.
And she can't tell people to do and she always
has because she is, I mean, a fucking bottom fider.
(10:00):
I mean, I can say it now. I think she's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Mm okay, So moving on to the next scene. She
calls her mother and she's procrastinating doing so, but she
has to because she's seven months pregnant. She hasn't told
her mother because of the disappointment and the sadness that
she feels. And she gets on the phone and tells
(10:23):
her mother and her mother is just silent. She says,
I know that my mother's like really mad because of
how silent she is, and I was like, yeah, Jasmine,
like it's this is shameful. And then she's like, would
you mind if Matt comes in? She first of all
talks about this open marriage, and the mother is like,
what kind of kinky nonsense are you into? She She's
like what, Like she you know, I know, she knows
(10:43):
that people have open marriages, but those aren't really open.
They're more so if like people got married and they
don't want to get a divorced, so they just go
about their business and start having sex with other people.
Like that's what her idea of over marriages, but for
two people who are going to remain in a relationship
to then do that. And she's like, but he wont
to have sex with me, Mama. She's like, well, then
you weren't having sex, bitch.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And or or get divorced, bitch, then get divorced.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, it's really weird to me that And I think
it's because I've gotten this long without being ever never
ever even a pinky to close to marriage that like
I am somebody who does not understand this idea. And
it kind of happens in the Darcy and Georgie portion too,
this idea of like not wanting to give up, as
though like being in a marriage is like once you
(11:31):
sign that dotted line, there is if you don't, if
you don't die together or kill one one another, then
you failed this test or this like thing. And it's
just so weird that the line of demarcation is getting married,
whereas like, okay, it's antiquated, but anyways, So she then
(11:57):
pulls Matt into the conversation and Matt and she's absolutely right.
Matt is acting like he doesn't know how to talk
to a foreign mother. His mother is a foreigner, and
he's scared. He's trying to get his shit together so
that he can have a conversation with his mother about
getting this random woman pregnant. So like for him to
get on there and just be like, I don't actually
(12:19):
know what I'm doing. I'm just kind of like sitting
here and like, I don't know is really weird and
it shows the level of respect he has for Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, I think that, Yeah, I don't think that he
knows what he's I think that he was I thought
it was an honest answer, you know, like I don't
think he knows, you know, so I think that, yeah,
maybe he could have been like, oh, I'm just gonna
be here for it, but I think that he Yeah,
he somehow, I don't know if it's because the translation
thing or the sternness the woman was looking at and
piercing through his soul, that I did feel like it
was an honest answer, he doesn't know what to do,
(12:54):
you know, Like there was so many things, like Jasmine
had admitted that she basically doesn't know Matt, you know
what I'm saying. This episode, then there was like this
weird random moment where we get this like one time
Matt tried to open a burger restaurant, and then there's
not really an end of that story, like it didn't
work out. Why we know that he likes burgers, and
surely so do I, Yeah, I just don't know like
(13:16):
then what happened, Yeah, he ate all the burgers. It
was closed down by the food you know, like anyway,
so yeah, yeah, it felt like in that moment, you know,
he's like, I don't know how to you know, provide
for her or not provide for the question basically that
his mom that her mom asked was she's gonna need
(13:36):
help when she gives birth, Like who's gonna be there
for her? And he was like, I mean I'm gonna
I don't know exactly how to be there for her,
because I think in his mind he's like, I'm going
to be working. So if you're asking me, like if
I'm gonna be able to like nurse her like from
the hospital, Like, I don't know, I've never done that.
I don't have sisters. You know, she's alone, you know,
(13:57):
And in that moment, I really was like, yeah, this
is where she should go back to her mom. Who
can you know? But she's not. And there's a big
reason why she's not. And there was a big reason
why she didn't want a divorce, you know, Gino. And
it wasn't because she was in love with him. It
was because she needed something at the end. So what
this is why you know she's really I don't feel
any like remorse for her. She's such a victim of
(14:19):
her own circumstances. And I yeah, I mean I really
feel bad for that daughter horribly, but I also feel
bad for her sons.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Actually, I don't know. I think that she's she's almost
like Angela territory, where I think that she's in fact
so toxic and so negative, I don't think that she
should be supported by the franchise anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Oh okay, yeah, well, let's move on now to the couples,
wherein this is I'm just gonna say this because like,
I feel like this is to me what I took
away from this, wherein Jovie doesn't want to be the
only person he knows has made fun of the way
she looks interesting like it is his, he's his. And
(14:58):
I hate to say this because this is sexist or
like whatever, but his intro, his desire to be in
woman's business, is very weird to me.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, And so anyways that I'm gonna say that, let's
start for the beginning. So Yarra walks out out of
the bathroom and I'm sorry, my balls are dropping so
like my voice is speaking. Y'all walks out of the
bathroom looking like a hot bunny slop slope bunny person, okay,
And she's like, how do I look? And this man
(15:31):
just looks at her and like knows that he's supposed
to have some kind of reaction because they've had this
conversation before. And so he just is like, yeah, he
look good, and I'm like, no, Jovi, that's the wrong response.
Oh my god, baby looks so hot, Like I love
those pants on you. Instead, he just starts to make
fun of her. Yes for the pants and look what
(15:52):
he's wearing. Yeah, And then she's like what about the
necklace and he's like yeah, no, it's fine. I'm like, yeah,
get out of this relationship because he knows, he knows
what he's supposed to say. Then you have a cut
to Alexi where Lauren is just wearing like a black
tank top and some jeans, and the first thing he
says to her is you look so great, and she's
(16:14):
like thank you. It's like, there, at some point, after
being with somebody for such a long time, you should
know the things that make them feel good, and especially
off of hot, off the heels of you telling everybody
that they looked terrible when they were younger, you should
then be complimenting y'all all the time now to make
up for it. But it's like, if you're right, you
said something last week that his behavior towards her is
(16:36):
kind of mean, and or it feels like jealousy, and
this again it reiterated itself in this moment where he
couldn't just tell her, and so I'm like, you don't
deserve this. You deserve somebody who's going to be like, hey, babe,
you look good. You know, it's like she's not as
bad as the Silver Twins, but damn she look great.
You know what I mean. I know it's like sad.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I know, I agree. Yeah, Like you could almost see
like the hatred and envy that comes when he sees
how beautiful and hot his wife is and how it's
like it's like how hot she is makes him even
more true like and ugly in his mind. It's so weird,
you know. It's like it's like seeing her beauty makes
(17:19):
him realize his insecurity in that moment in real time,
and then it comes out as like anger or weirdness.
It's so it's like, yeah, I mean, he's gonna have
to deal with some stuff. I wonder what his I
wonder what his mom and dad's relationship was. I wonder
how he watched relationships like come ful, we've seen his
dad talk before, but it's like we haven't seen his
(17:40):
dad in a very long time. Okay, So basically they're
all going to pre party before they go to a bar,
you know. And by pre partying by all, I mean
only to the couples, And that's Libby and Andre who
come over and obviously to Yara and Jovi's uh, and
they connect a little bit about what happened at lunch,
and y'are's like, well, I got to watch Lauren and
Lebby while eating dry fish, you know, and like they laugh.
(18:03):
Now this I know you were like, this couple's thing
is about how and I totally get what you're saying.
How Jovie wants her to be like other fucking drama
besides his issues, I took away. Oh Libby, Libby is
b Libby took a task and doesn't and is going
to do it and either it's real or not real
(18:23):
to her personality. Either way makes her look really fucking bad.
So yeah, I'm an de feelative is what I'm trying. Yeah,
I was like, oh, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Forgot you have sisters. Look, I forgot that you that
when it comes down to it, you know how to
do these like little cutting manipula of things whilst simultaneously
acting like you don't want to be involved in any
drama and all you want is peace like. And I
think what happened is is that she was willing to
turn the cheek with Lauren, and then when they when
(18:54):
Lauren brought it up over dry fish, she was like, oh, okay,
so I see you're not gonna let this go so
I can play because my sisters are Becky and dirty Feet,
and I know how to play this game because my
siblings and I play this game and I've been playing
it all my life. And so she then took it
a step further, not realizing what was gonna happen at
(19:14):
the Pickled Pig. And it's now it's like, okay, girl, Like,
so why Alexi and Lauren were not invited to the pregame,
It's really unclear.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I thought it was obvious.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Okay, why because they're yeah, okay yeah, and so so anyways,
they all get into the car and still a couple
is late. They're like, we thought you were never gonna come.
They get into the car, Andre says sorry to Jovie
and everyone is like taking it back. They've never heard it.
And and I think I feel like in this moment,
(19:51):
Libby's like I've been working on him. That's me. I was.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
She's like I got him to do it.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, hey, so yeah. So anyways, they go to this
place and they all walk in and they're like, oh
my god, it's so cute in here. And I was like,
you guys, are you guys think the pickled Pig is cute?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh? Can can you give me? Yeah? Can you pan? Yeah,
it's charming. It's like a little nook charming kind of
ski lodge place with like locals and regulars and it's
all wooden and it's kind of small and it's like
kitchy because they do a shot ski.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah you know what, I guess they have. There's so
many places like that here that like, I guess I'm
like a little numb to it. Now. There's so many
like little little hole. There's this place in Stowwater called
No Neck Heads or No Neck Freds. There's no neck somebody.
And every time I walk in there, I'm like, God,
it's so and it's nothing but like locals and it's
so cute in there. So yeah, I guess I can
(20:45):
get that. It doesn't look like the pic. It looks
better than the pickle Pig in my opinion. But anyways,
so they do like board shots where they all take
the shots at the same time, which seems disastrous. Yara
is like, oh, I don't really take shots. Oh no,
And at first I was like, Yuri doesn't drink, but
then I was like, oh, she's on camera, so she's
like not going to get mcy hammered. So like whenever
(21:07):
we see her on camera, she's she's not going to
be like bottoms up because she has to watch Jovi,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, and also she is too vain to think she's vain,
and she doesn't want to look bad, and like, you know, honestly,
when you drink too much, you look bad. You know,
like you look sweaty, you look like you can't hold yourself,
you know, like you're not you're kind of it's whatever,
it's off the greatest. But she yeah, before she even
did her shot ski, which is like, yeah, on a ski,
she ordered a very very skinny margarita, very skinny, the
(21:36):
skinniest one, get the skinniest lime even you know what
I'm saying. I was like, Okay, the skinniest bottle tequila
you have or whatever. I was like, Okay, that's a
little intense girl.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That is what is this skill? Okay, just get a
tequila and seltzer then and with a little squeeze of lime,
if that's you want a skinny margarita, because what you're
missing is the triple sex is what gives you the
or the whatever the orange cure is is what gives
you all that sweetness. And then I think there's one
other thing in it that I can't think of right now,
But like, how skinny can it get before it's no
(22:05):
longer a margarita?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I never really know. I'm assuming, like tequila and lime
juice is what it is? Ice, yeah, but like I'm sorry,
but like, then, yeah, what is a skinny? What makes
like what goes in there besides tequila ice and lime juice.
I'm assuming there's one more more other thing, triple sick
or some kind of orange calories in it. It does,
(22:28):
so I'm like, how do you have a skinny triple sick? Right?
They do something else? Like you knows exactly, so, but yeah,
she does it. And then I took a bunch of
pictures for some reason. Don't even worry about it, you know,
like I took one billion pictures, and by one billion,
I mean just like two different the same things. But
basically what ends up happening is that Yara also gets
(22:48):
flirted hardcore by this guy who's gonna now be in
every shop. This is like a very small bar, and
so you know, like the fact that they're filming in
this bar, like if you really consider, like their table
must be very small. The people with the cameras, you know,
are everywhere, everyone's looking at them. At one point in
this bar area, like you know, there's multiple people standing
(23:09):
at the bar doing these shot skis, and at one point,
Jovie like breaks the glass and then the camera moves
over and there's what seems like a full fucking bachelorette
party at one point, just watching these ninety day people
and the cameras like film and so yeah, this guy
who is flirting hardcore with Yara definitely sees the video
and he's like, I know what I'm gonna do, honey,
I'm going to make sure I'm there. I'm going to
(23:30):
show up in every shot. I like, you know, lol,
I think about this sometimes, you know, I can't remember
if this was an SNL skit. I think it was
where there was like the bad background actor, like the
background actor who wants to be in the shot. So
like you could just do like, you know, like a
scene from the a very famous movie and you just
like have like a background actor. Be like and me,
I'm right here, like moving closer and closer to camera.
(23:50):
He sort of reminded me that. But this is where
this is where it gets messy. So basically this is
what happens, just to lay the framework while we were
partying pre partying, because we didn't say this, we just
like commented on it libby two. Yara's like, hey girl, hey,
I'm so happy that it's like we're hanging out because
I feel like we have more of a vibe. It's
like we're like chill girls. We don't like the drama.
(24:11):
And then Yara and like you know, and that kind
of happens with Lauren and Y'are's like, well, I like
both of you, so you know, I'm chill with both
of you. If that's cool, I not. And then Be's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
chill up, both of us. Let me let me let
me try something else. Lauren, uh makes fun of you.
Girl makes fun of you, and we I've seen how
you feel about that. Not great, and yeah, she's just
(24:32):
always like making digs about what you wear. Like those pants,
like those vinal like She's probably gonna like look at
them in her mind be like dumb. You know, she's
she's a fucking bitch. So anyway, don't want to make
it a drama. Remember, like us girls not making drama.
So I just want to like lay that out there
and not make drama. Hahaha, wink with wink, and Yar's
like upset.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yara in her core, of course knows when she looks
at Lauren that her and Lauren are not on the
same aesthetic level of what they're doing. I'm not saying
Lauren dresses bad, but I'm saying it's boring. And obviously
Yaa does not want to be boring, and so to me,
there's a moment where I think that you are should
be like, well, of course, yeah, of course she doesn't
like the way I dress. Of course she would make
(25:12):
fun of me that. Have you seen her? She is
freaked out all the time about her own body and
her own mind. I'm sure when she looks at me,
just like my stupid husband when he looks at me,
all they see is how shitty they are. It's like
I'm a weird fun house mirror for people's insecurities. But anyway,
I know that moving on, but that's not what happens,
right you are, unfortunately, is upset about that and then
(25:34):
tells Jovi, right, tells Jovie, and that's when Jovi's like great,
And also Jovi does this other thing where Jovi's like,
why don't you fucking stand up for yourself once? When
I want to be like, well, why doesn't she do
that to you? Did you see that part when he
was like, you're gonna be like let these people talk
about you? And you just smile at that, like it
was like this kind of everything about it was like what, Yeah,
(25:57):
She's like, she just doesn't want to get she wants
to have a good time and if she needs to
just put aside for the moment now.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I also don't think that Libby said that Lauren was
making fun of her. I think Yarra heard whatever it
is that Libby said and was like, Oh, Lauren's making
fun of me, and I'm like, making fun to me
is a very specific thing and it hits a childhood
trauma response in me. What Libby said and I didn't
write it down quote for quote, wasn't Lauren makes fun
(26:26):
of the way you dress, just like she said, like
Lauren will sometimes say make commentary on the way that
you dress, which doesn't necessarily mean is making fun of it,
just means that they're like, oh, I wouldn't wear that.
Look at that hat that's so big, but like I
don't know it. To me, those aren't the same thing.
And so when Yara ends up talking to Lauren about it,
(26:48):
she says, you were making fun of the way I dress,
and Lauren has to be like, well, I wasn't making
fun of it, but I do make comments on it
because like I'm jealous of you, which was the right
thing to do, and the truth, it was the right
thing to do, to be honest and whatever, but like
it's to me, it feels as though, I don't know,
(27:09):
go ahead, what were you gonna say?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh, I'm really just I'm taking it, And I'm like,
you know, I'm just thinking what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, so like yeah, I just I'm like the way
that it's being said is like, aha, look at Yara
and her stupid pants, look at Yara and her her
stupid hat. Like that to me is making fun of
like just kind of making commentary on it. To me,
bodes jealousy and like you wish you could. And so
(27:38):
it's just it's just weird how like that game of
telephone like changed because words are important. Words are important
to me, uh, and so like it's just very interesting
that that a Jovi wanted to make Yar forced it
because Y'a was like, no, I don't want to talk
about it. Now. Lauren comes over and Joby's like, so
I heard you were you had something to say about
(27:59):
the way your addresses. Like he had to just like
make that happen. Yeah, And then Yara's looking at him like, yeah,
Libby told me that you were making fun of the
way I dress. And she's like, I've never made fun
of it, which is true. I don't think she's ever
made fun of it, but we do know that she
is jealous.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, it's funny. I see what you're saying. I guess
the thing is like she undercuts comments with negativity that
we all know are not positive. She's looking at through
this kind of side. I like this evil eye energy.
She gives evil eye jealousy, judgment energy, and so I'm
a I like it's readable, it's not not readable, So
I know what she's doing. And either she doesn't think
(28:38):
we know what she's doing, or she's that daft and
dumb that she doesn't know what she I don't know.
I don't know the answer, but it's obvious. So when
she's called out upon it, like, I guess, yeah, like
I to me making a snide comment about someone with
an evilness in your eye, making fun of no but
pointing out judgmentally in a way that you think that
it's like she does this. I think ye, I think
(29:00):
it's over the top. I wouldn't do that. It's a
little too much like whatever she's thinking isn't positive and
indicative of someone who is negative. And so I guess
that's why. Yeah, it's not somebod who would do to
your friend, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And so.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
But the funny thing is, even when Lauren copped to it,
her apology was almost like it didn't even really feel real,
and more so felt like she had to say it
to get out of the situation because she knew how
bad she looked there. I just find her vapid. But
then again, Libby seems really horrible too. I mean, I mean,
(29:35):
I don't know, this really is a cup. I mean
maybe they all should be friends. I mean, you just
can't move in this world just hating people all the
time underneath your breath and then pretending to be friends
with them or not. But all these underc like you
can't have undercutting comments and negative energy to people and
then blink at them when they call you out and
be like what I didn't. It's like, girl, you did.
(29:57):
Everyone reads it and no one would want to have
it around them. I mean, I don't know, all this
is the most toxic place. I mean, for how beautiful
this like snow capped Blake Placid, is they have just
like really melted it with or just bullshit. I feel
like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, no, I definitely see what you're saying. I do
think that Yara is in this too, Like I don't
think she is. I don't think that she is like
the victim. I think that she is part of this
kind of we people all say things about other people
that they're not like besties with. Like, I think I've
(30:33):
seen it a lot and enough like to know that
it is part of like the human nature, But that
doesn't mean that the people need to know that it's happening.
I think that's where I think that's where my my
my issue is is like I hear people, like in
my daily world in the places I work, I hear
people make snide comments about people all the time, but
(30:56):
it's never something where I'm like, I need to go
tell that person, like just like.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
That happens.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I'm pretty sure people are talking about me too, or
someone doesn't like but I like my shirt or I
like my thing, Like there's it's the way that it
affects you. I think that makes a difference for me,
and like you can't stop it. It's a thing that
happens when you have groups of people. And Lauren was
on camera when she said that Yaur addresses Miami, like
she tried to say something about Yara when they had
(31:24):
that meeting or when Libby and Andrei were not there
and they like did that rooftop dinner like, so we
know that Lauren feels that way. But I think a
lot I've seen that so many between so much between
girls that to now I don't even clock it as
like I see what you're saying negative it is, but
I don't even clock it as that way because I
clock it as human nature and like people will people
(31:47):
so it just feels weird that like Libby feels like
she needed to do it. And also here's the truth.
I think that both Lauren and Libby need to understand
that when there is a break up for pseudo friends
who never really liked each other, there will be things said,
(32:08):
things that were said in confidence, will come out like
And that is to me how I know that they
weren't really friends, because if they were really friends, there's
still a part of you that wants to protect and
that wouldn't do that because you're just like, well, we're
not friends anymore, but like let's go about our business
and be peaceful and like move on, Like there's no
reason to stir up unless you are upset. I don't know,
(32:32):
so I agree, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
People there when they add on that if you are
in that kind of situation, don't you assume that both
of you have shit that you couldn't So why would you, like,
why would you go around telling people like, well, she
did this or she did that when you like that
bitch could say the same, like so just the side
of your street clean, or just like the d of
(32:54):
like whatever, I mean all of it. Also, this is
what's confusing, and I think it's, yeah, how close are
these girls, because obviously Libby and Yara not that close,
but you were supposed to believe that Libby and Lauren
were very close, you know what I'm saying, Like, and
they even at one point are like, well, we were
best friends, but then you picked Naga or whatever, and
(33:15):
all of our minds were like, we know that Naga
is part of her life. There's not a chance in
hell that we thought that you were going to be
like as close to this to her as Naga or whatever. Yes,
but their ninety day friends crying like did you believe
when they hugged and cried like like, what was that about?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, it's just so it's so weird to me, Like
I I get yeah, all right, it was weird. Do
you want to move on? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, I guess I didn't know what to say about them.
They're just like a bath. I don't know. Yeah, maybe
it's just it is.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
It's baffling because they're not really friends. And that's that's
the moral of the story is they're not really friends.
They never really were. There were acquaintances. They they had
husbands who are from Eastern Europe, and they married foreigners
and they're on this show called Nighty Day Fiance. That
is where it ends. Okay, uh so Stacey and Darcy, please,
(34:08):
what clothes were House of eleven?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Sorry? What was the question? I'm sorry one more time.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I didn't couldn't.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
What closed our House of eleven?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
What? Iver? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
What clothes? What was this fashion show that we were
forced to watch?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
This is what I okay, I took pictures.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
This was all the things. So this is what it's confusing.
So they get invited to do New York Fashion Week
and that's what we were told, and it's then they
were are also like, it's a bunch of designers. That's
what we were told. Now we know, me and you
all of us that when we think of a fashion show,
we think of one fucking house and it's that house's show.
(34:43):
Like and even if you're not gonna even say New
York Fashion Week, if you watch fucking Victoria's Secret, the
runway wasn't like Victoria's Secret. And now here's for eleven lemons.
And have you heard of La Perla all one show?
You're like, no or whatever, it's like obviously Victoria's Secret.
They're all wearing disgusting Victory's Secret and the pink sequent
it's the worst close possible because it's all ing Troy
secret whatever of us. So then we move in they
(35:04):
are running like they get there. There is a stylist,
a stylist, some person that has greeted them that they
thank him for being a part of this. That he's like,
of course, I'll always have you. You guys are great,
And then what he's done it seems like he's curated
outfits for them. He actually tells them he has their looks,
(35:27):
which is supposed to be again their own designer house,
like this is all and then he's like, at one point,
this is like everything I pieced together. At one point,
Darcy is fucking obsessed with how to wear her own
coat and how to style her own coat right, and
she's like shay patakashi papaka and she asks him and
he's like, oh no, the theme is seventies. He says, like,
(35:49):
the theme is nineteen seventies, and so no, you wouldn't
pop the call it something. So then I was like, okay,
so this is a play. Sat Prince Saint Albert Hall
is like a rented event space that like people produce
fashion shows where it's just a bunch of different houses
(36:10):
and people hopefully pay and p me people pay to
be a part of It's like a bringer fashion show.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Like I really tried to piece together what the fuck
this was? Okay, can you see if that pictures again?
You put them up for like half a second. Yes,
So this is Stacy's look, Stacy's look, Okay, I think
that's Stacy. Yeah, and that's Darcy. I think that's Darcy. Okay,
Now what is Why isn't Darcy just wearing pasties? What
(36:35):
is this? What is the purpose of this giant faked
not even sororofsky, just like really bad crystals on a
what looks like tin strings. Yeah, just like and her
and a regular ass black bra, not even like a
bra that has any kind of embellishments on the shoulders
(36:59):
or anything that would it together and make it look
like this was meant to be. And if it's seventies, girl,
put some paces on, then titties are already high and
go about your business, like what is this? So it
is just very confusing to me that this is this
House of eleven? Is this is this what House of
eleven brings to the table and if so, it's awful.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Their hair is a wild choice for seventies for what
they're wearing for Eve, like their hair looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Wah, yeah, no it's bad. Look it's bad. And Darcy
looks wild in this like it's Stacy again because Stacy's
face has settled differently than Darcy's. But Darcy doesn't look good. Yeah,
it's just like a Really, it was really difficult to
watch because they were so excited about it, and I
wanted to be excited with them, but I couldn't be
because it was just so terrible and fake and like
(37:52):
felt very unreal and just like we're supposed to believe
something that is not true. And then when they walk
in the show, they're not even walking like models. They
don't know how to model, like like just just so bad.
And then Georgie speak.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
More on it. I didn't feel like you wanted to
say more about it.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
No, they just were smiling and.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Like, well, they're doing a big they know how to
do it big. They don't don't tell me how to die,
and you know, you know I'm gonna do a big.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yes, Darcy and day Darcian stays there here to stay
stay doing what like I mean, I would rather see
there's so many other people from the ninety day universe
that I would rather see walk in that show and
just keep their face like normal or not whatever, without
expression and just walk and like model the outfit as
(38:44):
opposed to like yeah, like looking like yeah, and it
was it was so bad and then afterwards like of course,
well no. At some point Florian, before Florian, while are
getting dressed, Florian and Georgie have this hard to heart girl,
what are these two people bumbling about? I need I
talk about Julia and her not being able to string
(39:07):
together a sentence in English. Florian is like, what the
hell are you talking about, sir? He's like, you need
to work on relationship or no, you know, And then
Georgie's like, well, are you and Stacy this way? Does
Stacy let you go out when you want to? He's
like sometimes no, and he's like, so exactly, shut the
fuck up on your own relationship. So it was just
(39:30):
this weird conversation where I think, but here's the difference.
I think that Florian, I don't know that he I
didn't hear that he worked at the SPA, But like,
I think that Florian is just resigned to his position.
He knows that he is being taken care of, and
at the end of the day, there was no place
for him to go but home should he break up
with Stacy and he likes America too much for that.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I agree with you. Also, Stacy has never, from what
I remember, has never gotten mad at him over financial reasons,
Like she's never yelled like Darcy's mad at Georgie for
like not paying for things or not you know, getting
in like or not telling her about his finances. So
we have to believe that Florian is very he is
open about his finances. But whatever he's doing, either for
(40:12):
money or however much he contributes, has never been any
sort of factor for Stacy.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, yes, yes, and yeah, so it's it's it is
a different they argue about different things, because one thing
Floren will do is talk to Stacy a lot in
circles in broken English over like just like and yell,
look me you go, I don't like fuck, you know
what I mean, just like Georgie won't talk to Darcy
(40:41):
at all, right, And I think that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
And so.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
They go to this fashion show or whatever, and then
afterwards Florine and Stacy go out, because you know, Florine
wants to Darcy and Georgie go back to the hotel
room and they then have again this conversation where it
sounds like Georgie wants to get out of their relationship,
and and he's looking at his glass and she's like,
(41:07):
this is what I'm talking about. You never pay attention
to me. He's like, there's a heird in my gloves.
She's like, but it doesn't matter, Georgie, I'm trying to
talk to you and you're just not present. And he's like, well,
I just don't want to do it. He just doesn't
want to do it anymore. And instead of Darcy just
being like we need to get divorced, we're both unhappy,
she wants to make it on him. She wants to like, well,
you don't want to try. Haven't you been trying? Isn't
(41:30):
this what we've been watching for weeks now, is you're trying?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah? Well this whole time, were you not trying? Or
just you're like yeah, it's so interesting because okay, let's
just if I go back to what is he Okay?
I know what he wants from her. He just wants
like an easy life, you know what I'm saying, And
she provides like ease because of the money or whatever,
but what and from him she wants something? And yeah,
it's definitely like either his love or like she's very
(41:54):
attracted to him. Other people will really talked about maybe
he has like BD you know what I'm saying, Like,
you know, maybe he really throws it down, you know,
and people took pictures of him and his boxers, and
I think that like maybe like they talked about that
online and by people, I mean, you know, I'm ready
you can really find that. And that's if you want
to find that. I didn't find it, or maybe I did.
You tell me anyway, So God bless. All I'm saying
is that she should be the one that ends it,
(42:16):
but for some.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Reason she's not.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I wonder why, like does she think she's gonna have
to pay you know, like spousal support, you know, like
because there's no love there. So specifically for someone who
really wants love, you know, who really wants someone to
like treat them like a pretty pretty princess who's incredibly precious,
who you know, like the sun and moon you know,
rises and falls on this person, like and that is
(42:39):
what she's always wanted. I don't I can't imagine that
he's given her one morsel that for one day, you know, Like,
so what she's getting from him is something else, you know,
like and so yeah, I think that there's a lot
of like honesty and honest talks people have to have.
But Darcy, you know, I think that Darcy has been
(43:02):
constantly running away from like a core truth of hers
and I think that that's like been manifesting in all
the plastic surgery, you know, like anything to not be
real is sometimes you know what's happening there. So but anyway, Yeah,
I did love that part where she's like, just sometimes
(43:23):
it feels like I want to talk about things, and
you do anything possible to avoid the situations, almost like
I always want to talk about how I'm upset at
you and you want to have the center of the
earth swallow you up. In that moment, he's like, yeah, bitch,
that's what no one wants to always hear your sad,
sab whiny story of how you're not loved. The truth
(43:44):
is he doesn't love you.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, yes, thank you. Okay, let's move on to Brandon
and Julia. So we start off with this them looking
at a map deciding how they're going to bounce around
the world. And for those of you guys who are
not watching on Patreon, I put the world in quotes
because they keep saying they're traveling around the world and
(44:07):
they're not. They're traveling in one little part of the world.
They're not going from content to continent. They're not going
from one side of the continent to the other side
of the continent. They are going They're staying on the
west side of a continent, and that is what they're
bouncing around doing. And they might go to the north
(44:29):
of another continent, but that's only maybe. So he's like,
it doesn't feel well, feel good for me to travel,
like leaving things the way they were with my parents.
And I'm like, Brandon, do you think your parents are
just never going to talk to you again because of this?
Why are we acting like this is a zero sum
game and like that, like you know, your relationship with
your parents can be will never be the same. They will,
(44:52):
It'll just never be the same because of this. And
I'm like, no, this seems so you didn't se steal
money from them, You didn't like disrespect their home and
sell part of the farm off without them knowing, Like,
there's all you did was decide to go on vacation
for an extended period of time, and they were mad
(45:14):
because of your life choices. But your life that's not
you didn't. You didn't. You're not doing drugs, You're not
you know what I mean. There's just so many other things.
And he's like, I'm just really worried about what tell
us more and so yeah, So then Julia's like, it's
not about them relationship, It's about us relationship.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I was like, yes, girl, bring that attention back, bring
that focus back to where it should be, you know,
which is half her battle. She's like, yeah, I don't
worry about them. And also, the less you worry about them,
the less they realize that they will get a rise
out of your worrying about their their opinion of you,
which is like that you know, half a thing, Like
if you were to believe all of this and that
(45:58):
Betty and Ron had that reaction, it's because they have
been led to believe that such a reaction will get
Brandon to do whatever they want. And you know, that's
been a problem because he isn't there little you know,
Pinocchio boy, he belongs to his wife now in a way,
you know, and so in a way not having a
(46:19):
reaction to their over dramatic reactions, almost like that thing
you do with a baby, I guess where it's like
when a baby's having a tantrum, you just don't really
pay attention to whatever they're mad about. And baby, I
don't know, I'm not a parent, but like the baby's
supposed to realize, like I can't get shit that way.
I better be better and my own knows. But yeah,
like it's kind of that thing. And also yeah, like
who again, who cares? You guys are young, dumb, full
(46:41):
a com You can just run around you know, Europe
and do whatever the fuck you want. Definitely, Ron and
Betty are still gonna be there. And guess what, at
the end of the day, Brandon's your only child, so
like you really can have that over them. Yea, what
I'm gonna do?
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? So it just feel
it feels like this is a silly thing to do,
but uh are there's this feels like a silly argument
to have or the steaks are really low for this
and we're supposed to think that they're high. So one
thing that Julia does, or two things that Julia does,
is one she unplugs everything, which is something I forget
to do. I have, but my aunt does the same thing.
(47:12):
She unplugs things when she's gone for an extended period
of time, which I forget to even that that it's
even like a thing that you should, you know, do,
because you're not gonna be their.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Protectors at least as if you can, like especially if
you have those ones where it's multiple things, multiple things
in one, always just keep the whole thing out. Yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Then she also sets up a giant teddy bear or
like no to a pillow and like a raccoon stuffed
raccoon with a hoodie on, to like be in the
window to make it seem like somebody's home. And I
was like, Okay, I've never left my house for an
extended period of time, so I don't know what that
(47:50):
even would be. You know, besides, you have a neighbor
coming and check on your dogs, or like where do
they put them dogs at the farm?
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Great question, that's a fucking great ask question. They don't, Yeah,
they should talk about it, Yeah, there's all the little
tricks put on the TV. They can't put on the
TV for like ten weeks. I mean maybe you could. I,
you know, I have one of those signs that says
like beware for dogs, or have like dog barking sounds
on loops and when your dogs aren't there, you know,
or like make gun sounds. I who knows, you, I
(48:22):
don't know. You could do a lot of different things,
but yeah, I mean, yeah, everything to go normally.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
I think that what we did the one time we
went on vacation is have someone to come to the
house every single day and like just kind of be
there for an hour or so certain times. But yeah,
and don't tell everyone you're leaving. That's another thing. You
can't tell everybody in the neighborhood' leaving. So that's the
end of them, right yep, all right, you guys, thank
you so much for joining us. We're done with this episode.
(48:50):
But you can have more of us. There's lots more
of us. Chris is doing Sister Wives and ninety Day
Fiance the other way, as well as Love is Blind.
I'm doing Seeking Sister Wive Wife, Uh, Love is Blind
and Night Fiance the other way. So that you can
you know, you can do that. It's my birthday week,
(49:11):
so if you want to join you know me anytime
this week and when I go live join say happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yay. Yeah, that's at. Just call me Wall on all
of your social medias and I'm at Chris L. Fara
on all of the same social medias like YouTube and
Instagram and TikTok and substack or all the things. So
happy halloweens E's and we'll talk to you later and
have a good week.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Okay, okay, Bye
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