October 27, 2025 • 54 mins
Wherein a lawyer gives Gino devastating news. Georgi comes clean to Darcey. Loren and Alex leave Lake Placid while the rest of the group hunts for Sasquatch. Brandon and Julia get some life changing news. Jasmine gives birth.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sweet do do do do do do do doo Sweetie.
Hi everyone, this is Chris Fahren. Welcome to a very
special episode of Docky Sweeties. You know, Docky Sweeties. Two
longtime friends that discuss the riveting and sometimes trashy world
of reality TV and docu series. But do our own lens.
What you know is whoever we are and wherever we
(00:27):
are at that time and moment, and at this time
and moment, it's me Chris Farrow with one of my
really good friends. So the in fact, the entire brand
of the show still works. Mattie of Reality Gays matt
mar I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hello, Hello, my fellow pissyan mm hmmmmmm hello Pisces lady.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You look gorgeous, y'all. She has a if you're if
you're well, you're watching, if you're listening, she's got a
beautiful red but plumb lip.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh yeah, you know. I really got into just one thing,
and so that Maddie and I like often look at
each other's lips and look into those products that we
have on them. I got really into the violette French.
This is the b soue bomb and the color that
I like right now. It's sue crete and it's like
a raspberry. I know, I'm really bad at French.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's like a really lightweight feather bomb that gives this
kind of muted, you know, kind of stained look, which
is just easy. This kind of is like all over
and you're drinking, of course, a beautiful red wine, so
very French, and la la.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yes, it's a n Apple wine that I got for cheap. Yeah,
there we go.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
And I'm wearing it's kind of up, but I'm wearing today.
I'm wearing oh.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wait up, put my hand like they do on the
thing I'm wearing to your lip oil. Yeah, beautiful. This
color is.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I have to put on my reading glasses and I'm
not going to see. But it's the dark one, the
dark red one.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wait can you put some wait? Are you wearing it
right now? I think I drank it off here, okay,
because truly it does look a little darker on and
then okay, yeah, I'll get to see it and then
this is a video that we'll put live on YouTube
at some points. So everyone will get to see it,
so that'll be our one little gift. There's like little bit, Yeah, no,
that's beautiful. Look that guy like Jerry Dick. Yeah, yes, honey,
(02:23):
And a little came out at the end, a little grenadine. Okay,
So moving on to this show. They tell me what
we're talking about yet, I did ninety fiance happ labor
after season nine, episode seventeen. Oh my god, it's a girl.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't want you have you look coming down?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's yeah, wow wow, I for yeah, that's a birth episode.
We had a lot of baby stock. I mean, you know,
a lot of wine lay.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
But this is really up close and intimate. I mean,
she really You gotta give it to Jasmine. She the
bitch is in labor in the car, dropped it out
of Florida and she still is talking to the camera
mounted on the car.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And narrating as a reality TV star does.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
She is obsessed with being on TV, and it's it's
sometimes intense for me to like watch watch while I'm watching.
But as we're driving, she's calling him Poppy, which I
was like, Oh, we're in that time where he's just
like Poppy, And I was like Oh, that's it's so funny.
She's wearing all beige, so is he what a beige drive?
(03:33):
And they're flirting hardcore. She's like grabbing his balls.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah I would too, He's cute.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, you know, it's funny because Gina was so obsessed
with his height and he's not shorter than Jasmine, so like,
it doesn't register that much to me that much, you know,
do you know what I'm saying? Of course, now they
are going to go to a birthing birthing class. Rachel's
gonna run it now. Jasmine knows what it's like to
be burthen babies. She's birthed babies. You know, this isn't
(04:03):
her first rodeo, Matt.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You don't really talk about that anymore. But she does
have two children. Yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Mean she's a professional professional pushing about her I didn't like,
you know. So, he admittedly hasn't learned one thing yet, honey,
on this journey. Has not picked up a book, isn't
joining a sub stack, isn't like in a group on Facebook, know.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What to expect when you're expecting? Yeah, you know he knows,
Doctor Spock, He truly not, but he's.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
There he's willing and he knows it looks bad and
he seems somewhat embarrassed by it, which is great. I
like to see shame.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I think it's a good sign. I think shame's great.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, I mean he kind of like this is where
it's like tell as old as time, the bumbling man
who's like babies, Oh what do I do?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I'm so confused? A missagny Vagina's one is are we
gonna have sex again? Like it feels like we just
hit Like like if this was a sitcom.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It would be Leah Remedie giving birth with Kevin James
trying to deliver.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
A baby absoluolutely yes, yes, yes, absolutely, and he's gonna
cry at some point, you know, because then he like
sees the miracle of birth and like he has to
upcoas the close personal.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He was emotional about it, so therefore we have to
applaud him. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I do like the idea that a dumb really
out of touch with his any sort of feminine side,
like you know, in this way cis gender straight male
has a little girl and then for the first time
has to love a female regardless if he you know
of you know, his relation to her, you know, sexual being,
(05:52):
which is so great for to watch in real time
a person have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I mean, yeah, co sign, yes, yeah, she gets in.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
There's a bunch of dolls everywhere, you know, and they're
scary looking dolls. And do you know there's the balls
dolls and balls. There's some other couples there. I don't know,
you know, I wanted to un.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm sorry, it's dolls and balls.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Is that the the Broadway sequel of Guys and Dolls
is Dolls and Balls?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, that is.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's like after the divorce, she's you know, it's it's
funny because yeah, she she's divorced Nathan Lane and Sky
Masterson is, let's be honest, like always.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Going to be a gambler, always going to be I
had gambling addiction.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
By the way, pop culture tangent, the NBA like arrested
two people and it's one of the coaches. It's a
it's a Chauncey Billings I think used to be a
player and he's like the coach of one of the
things and just like and it's not for illegal gambling
in basketball but in other things. But it's just so
wild anyway, just gam gambling.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
We already this is been and excited. I'm all all
I can think about and read about is that goddamn love?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh my god, do you see the video?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
What are the robbers?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yes, the robbers have to come down. This is so
crazy and I'm so sorry, but Adhd and Piscy so
the robbers have a video of them coming down the
slowest moving crane like look at my hand, just like
deep because it's like mechanical. They can't trinthing about it,
but they have to wait and for it to come
down for them to make their escape. And everyone's talking
about like how you know they have to like remain
(07:29):
chilled because it's going to like cause alarm or whatever.
It's so crazy. I was like all over read it.
I mean, I'm I'm assuming it's real. I'm talking about
it like it's real without me doing my due diligence.
But isn't that what this time and place in America is?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
It's real. Now.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
We get a lot of information, and I'll be honest,
you know the information that we know that we get
that I always hate it is the tearing information and
they go over like the degrees and you know, like from.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
A little bit of like fear factor for vaginas. It
just feels unfair.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I mean I also didn't realize as you can
tear on the inside all the way and tear on
the ounts. I just cannot even fucking imagine. And I
just I cannot imagine.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I had a friend that that happened too, And I'm
so grateful that she felt comfortable enough to tell me that.
And because people feel shame about that and you shouldn't
again like she did either, but she said, my girl,
they felt like they fucked up at giving birth, like, no,
you had a big ass baby, Like babies probably are
(08:29):
way too big than they used to be, you know,
a thousand years ago, because of.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Hormarms one zone.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yes, conservatives, yeah not but killers additives, yeah, exactly, because
of soda pop and she but it is horrifically painful
and it makes And what people also don't think about too,
is that then you're like, you can't. It's hard for
you to care for your baby weeks or months after
(08:59):
giving It's horrible. Again, just another reason why women are
truly the better of the better species.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh my god, Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's hard.
But then yeah, we we learn and so does Matt
in real time. And I'll be honest, I didn't know this,
but that you can do a massage up there that's
basically sounding like fingering. I mean it's finger, you finger,
but it's like you kind of find that g spot.
Yeah you like you know, so when everyone always talks
(09:28):
about fingering girls, where you like have to do the emotion.
You don't talk about this all the time on reality guse.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, we talk we don't talk about fingering girls a lot.
But go ahead. Yeah, I know it's weird, kooky.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You're supposed to go with like with like a come
hither emotion up there? You know that are yeah for
this is for your fear future reference.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, you do that with the.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Man's butthole, like if they're on their back, because their
prostate is like it's in the tank like that. There's
the that's up there where this spot is like imagine
there's like the penis kind of hanging down here. I
am hey, and then there's the nuts. I see you've
got skin and then you've got butthole.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You want to go up and yeah, hy yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So yeah, basically, Matt's told that he has to kind
of like get up in there and massage and he's
happy about that, you know, like he oh yeah, I
also did not know that, so we both learned something.
I learned think that he's the dumbest dumb dumb.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
He is a dumbing channel. It's still the learning channel. Yeah,
we also learned about divorces a lot, but we'll talk about.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That later, I know, right, no, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
At the end of this, she cradles the baby in
the class and is like, oh, you look just like mommy,
and we know what future reference that her beautiful baby,
although beautiful, is definitely not.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Someone that was like mommy, just like Matt.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, we cut to Gino, who is expected an apology
and an explanation after that letter. He expected her to
listen to that him reading it, and then like, I'm sorry,
do you know the explanation is whatever? Like, is he
suddenly like taking Royds because he went from having absolutely
(11:13):
no self esteem to them being wildly entitled and you
know what I'm saying, And yeah, audacious.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yes, it's.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
What a.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
What a journey with this guy, and that we used
to think he was this kind of like.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Bumbling, kind of nerdy guy and really he's just mad
at Jasmine because she's not the blow up doll that
he ordered from Panama that he wanted.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, truly, that looked kind of like his the last
one that he tried to do you believe.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Any of that stuff he says about his relationship with
his ex he got along really well.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I don't either think where is she?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I wish you would come and tell us the truth, lady,
come on? So basically yeah so lol. So then we
get his shot of like going to the attorney that
is the attorney that he used for his ex wife,
so you know, we've seen pictures of her before, almost
the exact same pictures. But we get, you know, his
interpretation of the relationship, especially in comparison to the last
(12:18):
one with Jasmine, which is his ex wife lasted seven
years and they never fought, and he says they usually
agreed on a divorce so that it wasn't contentious or whatnot.
And I mean at that point the attorney definitely did
agree that it wasn't a contentious divorce, and obviously, juxtaposed,
this was going to be wildly weird. And he tells
his lawyer everything then he's been up to. But then
(12:40):
Robert's just sitting there like the fuck. He's like, I
hate this guy. This guy's so weird. But I mean,
he's just going to keep giving me money.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I don't think this is going to be his last divorce.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Robert like, if you really think about it, Gino has
tried to like get sugar Baby after sugar Baby and
then tries to not pay them, just to turn around
and pay this man. Yeah, every seven years, got a
ton of money. Yeah, he could have just paid that
wife to be happy.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So basically he's told kind of the same thing that
Jasmine was told, which is that under the law, the
law assumes that if you are married to someone and
that person gets pregnant or you get pregnant, that the
person that you are married to is the other parent
of that child.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So I'm doing math here, okay, okay, no, got it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And he's like, oh no, I can't do that. I
can't pay for that kid. And the guy's like, cool, quickily,
you don't want pay the kid. Great, So we get
to do is get divorced, and then he's like, no, no, no,
I don't want to pay Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
The stocks are markets up right now.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
No, it's Okay, let me think about this. What year
is this, he says earlier.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
This is twenty twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well she has birth, no way, because if she gives
birth in this episode, didn't that baby come in twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm in twenty twenty five. I'm in the wrong year. Okay,
this year, this year, That's what I meant. Yes, I'm sorry,
the ciendo we di spatch you whatever. I don't know
how to say it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I think that's things are down, like the economy is
not great, like you know, like I feel like it's
a good time to like, you know, just be like
I'm fucking bankrupt. Everything is everything, I mean, like, yeah,
this I don't think it's going to get better. I
think it's gonna get better than this, hopefully at some point,
you know, I don't think it can maybe be seen.
We'll see. But that's what I'm saying. So anyway, he's
just trying not to pay, and even the attorney's like
(14:42):
he's greedy.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It's he said it. It was a gross term to use,
but it's so true. A lot of these people want
to use the attorney to get a pound of flesh
as revenge and It's kind of shocking to me because
I I said this episode before the pod that I
think as soon as Gina learns that he's financially responsible
for this kid, he's going to immediately say, oh, let's
(15:06):
get the divorced done now. But I was shocked that
he still doubled down and said, not only does he
want to do this for the stocks, but he also
wants to make sure that she can't get this next
step of her green card that he has to sign
off for and if she's divorced and she can get
it herself easily, because he wants her deported.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
This is where it's confusing, because he would I am assuming,
wouldn't he have to think that at this point Matt
could do whatever he wanted to do to get Jasmine
to be an American citizen, Like Matt is now the
father of a child with Jasmine. Like if Jasmine wanted
(15:46):
to stay, she would get Matt to marry him her, right,
m Like that's a regardless you know of geno period period.
So that's why I feel like he you know, he's
using this money thing, but there's one I feel like
he wants to get her back or some other perfect
(16:09):
revenge plan to hatch that like he's waiting for. There
has to be another reason why you wouldn't want to
get divorced from someone. I mean because I get that, like, yeah,
he really thinks.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And Gino is not using he is he's he is
a he is someone who you know when we when
we went did our Detroit live show and they both
showed up.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, I can't believe they showed up.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I would be This is why I'd be so fucking scared.
I've said so many bad things of Jasmine. I think
that she's fucking bananas, so.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Bananas we love her, Yeah, you just have a history
of loving problematic people. Cut to Ronnie and Ben and
watch what crappens and then we so it's not that
we look past it. We just kind of accept more
of the crazy. But she was so timid and shy
(17:02):
and introverted, acting behind backstage, like and it.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Wasn't an act. You could tell Gino. It was like
that end.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Not to bring up a terrible person, but at that
end of that movie where Kevin Spacey stops limping and
you find out that he was in charge, that he
was behind everything.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Good not good fella. This is terrible. I never remember names.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I don't see this movie, but it looks sounds like
it was very important and before his problematic situation the
usual suspects. Oh that's that one nantastic.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Movie from nineteen ninety nine five. I just ruined it
for you. That's the end.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
But the whole time, Kevin Spacey guy, that's like I thread, It's.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like, okay, well I still want to watch it.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
He's like this nerdy guy that walks the limp that
everybody thinks it is this little pushover and kind of
piss on. And then you find like the deal closes
and then you see Kevin Spacey walking with the limp,
and then suddenly the limp stops and he starts walking
with a normal gate and you realize and he takes
off like a And Kevin Spacey was in charge of
the whole thing all along. That That was the vibe
(18:10):
Gino gave us. He was charismatic, he was charming, he
was better looking in real life, he was engaging. Gino
controlled it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
All and we saw that.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And so now because of that, though even though she
is bananas, we and do we think that probably Matt
and Jasmine were together earlier. Probably but all this shit
she says about Gino, the emotional neglect or emotional.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Abuse, and we believe all of that, then leave him.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, so unless she had somebody to go to, which
is why she got Mat, I don't even think she
loves Matt.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't. I mean I think that, you know that,
I think that she might not be able to love anyone.
She might be a little bit of a you know, narcissist.
So I don't know if that's gonna, you know, a
real great option for her to like think about that.
I think that she I don't know. But okay, so basically,
you know, we jump into the birth. The birth. M
(19:13):
Let's be honest. I've had friends that have had unmedicated
natural births, and I think it's such a beautiful gesture
of female strength. And so I give her a lot
of credit for doing this, you know, and I here's
the shit out of me.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It just feels a little extra I'm kidding. I'm kidding,
I'm kiddy. I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I'm just saying that to be uh no, and you're like, oh,
I use nothing, no kidding, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I fully, I really do admire it. If I was
a woman. I'm doing the drugs. No way, no way.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah, and I so, I yeah, I really admired as well.
It's I did notice though it I'm glad that they
had it. She had the baby more in the bathtub
because the way they did in the Brasey Center, especially
when she was on fours. Yeah, it was like a
football play and then like catching the baby bringing it back.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
There was a lot of choreography to this. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I mean we're not even talking about the breathing rhythm,
you know, like yeah, oh you know what sounds like
that sounds like the beginning of like Queen's We Will
Rock You.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
There's like a dumpster that just went boom and you
probably couldn't hear it, but it was like it was
a soundtrack in my head.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Of what the bomb you just dropped?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Isn't that the same thing? Like no, no, no, no, no, no,
we are have a baby.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Baby. That's great.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's what's gonna happen when we have our baby. But yeah,
they give birth to a beautiful, healthy baby. Mattel I'm
very very happy, and she learns to trust Matt, and
Matt learns how to hold a baby.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And even does he even does bonding? He does.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I know some men that don't do that. Oh that's
so sad, and they're terrible men. The couple that haven't,
they're horrible, horrible men.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, I'm glad that I don't judge the woman.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
But just because a man won't take his shirt off
and hold the baby, I'm like, you're terrible, so weird.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
It's like, why have relationships if not to connect?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Why?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You know, why do anythink if not to connect? And
you know you, affection is nice and physical touch is nice,
and it's a baby and it's your babies.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Guy. Love.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I just don't have the time. But I want to
volunteer at a hospital babies.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I want to do that.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I love babies. Oh, let's go hold babies together.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh I would absolutely hold baby because.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We could sing and sing duets with to them by baaby.
I can't say because we're yeah, yeah, I know, I
know everyone needs.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
These kids are gonna grow up, you know, upset, No,
we're gonna get we'll work on it. But basically, yes,
we're so happy that's happening. And you know, as much
as I don't like Jasmine, I definitely don't like Geno
I just don't know anything, and I just mind MA
told to be okay, So.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I yeah, the person that's really gonna get probably Bulldoze
and all this.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Is Matt Well, I'm gonna here with that. Let's move
on to Brandon and Julia. So listen, I mean, could
you imagine going on the kind of full out vacation
that involves London, Switzerland, you know, Venice, Amsterdam, Munich, Barcelona,
(22:59):
I Heylyn, Ireland, Greece, Scotland. Like as you're just like,
after a while, you're like, wow, that's just that reality
show money, honey, this is that like they've been whatever
they're doing, this.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Is whatever they're Yeah, I want that. It's too much.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I'm going to Spain in November and I'm going for
ten days. Jake probably's going to ask you to jump
on a podcast because I'm leaving him. But we're doing
ten days but only three cities, so like three days
basically in each city. Even that is like by the
(23:34):
I did this in Italy and it was great, but
by the end of I'm like that third trip, I'm like,
I don't want to pack my fucking suitcase one more time.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
So I feel like, did they they did this in
a month. That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Like did they just like go to the Eiffel Tower
and say, great, we got the picture and then they left.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, well that's the picture that had that video where
Julia was like we're here now.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Know my friend had me do that in Italy and
then I never edited the video. It's a lot of editing.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's a lot to do. I just didn't want to
have that. You know what, this time, when I go
on the trip, I'm honestly just going to ask Christina
to do it.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
What a gift to give yourself. And also, you know,
thank God for Christina, She's a gift.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Literally.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, first of all, it's also what I know, we
have to move on. But it's funny because you think, like, oh,
we'll just hop on trains, but nothing is harder than
just taking all your ship hopping on a train, getting
off the train, getting your shit off the train in time.
I mean, they must have backpacked or that kind.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Of bagabond type of or it's like a big ass
thing on your back and you have maybe they're.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Staying in hostels too. Maybe they could afford it. Yeah,
maybe expensive trip.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I mean truly, And now they're back five months later.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Okay, so this is my theory, and I'll want to
know what your theory is. So it's five months later,
so why was that right? And all this feels so
recreated to Jake and I when we watch, and so
I had a theory that you.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Know because.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Hand to me Tiger linniadn On. You know, they're kicked off.
They got off the show. That's one of the the
tell all is kind of weird cuts because they literally
edited them out of the show and they had already
done the tell is he said, like weird stuff that
was like pro Hitler, like yeah he's he's They're done,
which is great.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
He's a monster. I never want to see him again.
But I think they were like, oh fuck, we don't
have enough footage.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
We were going to end with you going to Europe,
but now we need to come back five months later
and film all this baby stuff because we ain't got
nothing for Hey, that's what I think happened.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, I can see that, because A it was crazy
those five months. You know, when they go to confessionals,
it's like very obvious that she knows she's pregnant, just
because Goudlass, you know, sure, and it's somewhat hard to
believe that you go from having Betty and Ron in
your life one hund zero percent to somehow having not
seen them, have them at all, even though you've been
back from.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Europe and in every TikTok you do has your mother
in law in it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, there was some inconsistencies truly. Yeah it wasn't great.
But yeah they are pregnant and she's eating weird things.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Way big plot point. We can't get pregnant. We get
can't get pregnant.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Just kidding.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Didn't have the surgery. We're glossing over all the stuff
that we made a big deal about.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm knocked up.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, it was kind of like, we'll see what happens.
I was going to change my diet and I was like, okay,
well good, you know, I mean, listen, if she's being
I mean, if there if there are some things in
there that a baby just gonna naturally push out. I mean,
you know, she has a doctor, and her doctors are fine.
I like her doctor that just keeps calling her like
you know, hey, love, like you know my love laid down.
(27:00):
You know, that's made me happy.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I had good bedside manner I agree.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Great, great bedside manner. Yeah, just she found Naoli for
the first time. I was so happy that I that her.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Remember the first time.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I wish we all could go back the first time
we found him Aoli, I was not It was not
in Oklahoma for me.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It was definitely in California.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay, like, yeah, aoli on a sandwich, but like aoli
with hot ass, fucking salty ass French fries is dipping
that in.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Really with a with a glass of red like this. Sorry,
I know it hurts you because you have to go
to class.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No I want that.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I know because you when you know I want it.
It's really mean.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
But here we are, here, we are.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Let's move on to the couples. So yeah, basically, you
know the baby will see you know, she's gonna have
to tell them, So basically, so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
About the kids. Yeah, so sorry, I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I forgot. Julian Brandon is like, she wants to wait
to tell his parents, and her parents left the first
trimester right now. It's confusing because I guess they're like
halfway in the first trimester, and so she wants to
wait a couple more weeks and we're supposed to again
believe that they diver see his parents anymore, which that
means that's crazy, and so it just it does feel murky,
and it's like, okay, yeah, let's move on to the couples.
(28:21):
So how to the heel lord, I know all of
all of them. How to the heels of Libby having
told Yara that Lauren thinks she dresses like over the
top or too much or Miami or too sexy or
whatever the fuck it is. Lauren finds that out because
Jovie tells her, she gets mad, leaves the bar, and
(28:44):
now HiT's the next morning. They're talking about what's happening,
and Lauren's like, fuck Libby, but I want to tell Yara, like,
you know, just like touch base with her before we leave.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
So basically, I feel like you have thoughts about that.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Libby did show her ass in this. It was made
no sense for her to be so like obviously upfrontly
villainous and talk shit about someone.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Because.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
It'd be better if she waited for Lauren to make
abiding common in real time, because Lauren has made comments
like oh but you're wearing.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, because Lauren she can't help her, she's too much
of her her mother's daughter, where she just lets a passive, aggressive,
aggressive comment slip through. She can't help herself. I don't
even know if she knows consciously she's doing it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, I think that she thinks she's hiding it, Like
I think that she thinks in that moment that everyone
else hears this, Wow, I really love your outfit. You
look great. Yeah that's something you said, not at all
at all, right, yeah, she asked that. That's what she said.
When we have eyes and ears and we can like
(30:05):
tell your personality, you can read your body language, God bless,
we can really see a lot of things you're thinking.
You know, like you're not you know, you don't have
a poker face, not at all. So the opposite. So
then Lauren also, I feel like, really, you know the
(30:25):
way that she apologized to Yaa, which is like I
actually hate myself. I'm so sorry, and I really I'm
just jealous of you. And when she goes to apologize
to Yaa, she's like, I just want people to know that,
like I'm someone that will give the shirt off my
back for someone. And it's like, well, that's something we
(30:46):
have to see. That's not something that we just like
believe from you telling us because also we've known you,
and so if we knew you, we would know that
about you. That's not something we think about you, which
means you aren't that.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I got to say, y'all, you've got to stop using
that expression if you're not gonna. And I don't mean
to flex, but I actually have given someone the shirt
off my back, and if you don't do it, you
can't claim it because it's a thing I was.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I remember her. I was in Vegas. That's how this
story starts.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
And I was there for my fortieth my friend's fortieth birthday,
and it was also I felt like she was newly divorced.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Her husband was a piece of shit. Like it was
my best friend from college. She was there with her brothers.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
So we're going out in Vegas, and you know how,
it's like it's not necessarily fun for people. It was
fun for me, but they've never been to Vegas before.
But they don't really like to spend money.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Oh no, it's so that's night. And I get it.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
You're so anxious, like, don't go to Vegas if you
don't like to spend money. It's a too expensive. Now,
it's not like the nineties and b it's called I'm bullying.
You literally put your money and watch it shit down
the drain and go to the mobster. So anyway, so
I felt a little bit like I need a live
in the mood. Well, we're at the casino and this
(32:12):
like twenty five year old kid runs up to me.
I was wearing like a polo shirt with a collar,
and he said, dude, can you help me out?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
And I was like what?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
And he was like, I gotta go to this club.
I just met the hottest girl in the world and
she went in that club. But I can't go in
because I'm wearing a T shirt. Can't I have your shirt?
And without a beat, I went sure, and in the
middle of the casino, I just took off my shirt,
he took off his, and we just exchanged shirts and
I gave him the shirt off my back.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
First of all, that is what kind of shirt? What
did you get back?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Did you give him a polo shirt? And you got
back like Massimo from like Target from the nineties.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I just bought it from Express.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
So I was really upset about it on the inside,
but I had to do it for the bit, you know,
and his shirt was like a cheap T shirt that
smelled like boh, oh my.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
God, of course guy, cigarettes, who know you're in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Like cigarettes? Yeah, it's like cigarettes. Yeah, I don't smoke.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Did you later on try and find him in the
hot like and walk around?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I never had it again, And now we can't go
Express because it's owned by horrible people.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Boy, did I fucking do some damage that Express. When
I was in high school in reason, it was only
that fit me A and B. I guess I was
really obsessed with business casual What a shit show, because
every reactor should be upsetsed with pitch this capchu, the
(33:43):
button downs that never looked good on these boobs. Honey,
I kept buying them. Oh what? So many chinos, so.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Many chinos, so many please.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
It's like it's like back in the early nineties when
everybody was about casual corner.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, casual corner, the limited,
you know.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Like the limited.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Oh all right, anyway, so don't say you're gonna do
it unless she've done it.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
So yeah. Basically, Yara's like, you know what I forgive you.
I don't really give a shit. Also, that's fine, and
I kind of like like you bet in liy because
I think it's dumb what Libby did. But guess what
You're gonna leave and I get it, and no, I'm
gonna hang out with Libby. Yara doesn't give a fuck
by anyone. Yeah, you know, as long as you're not
making fun of her looks, you haven't give a fuck.
And here's the thing. She she knows that Lauren. She
(34:36):
knows exactly what Lauren did because she knows who Lauren is,
and so she but she's also not threatened by Lauren
because Laurence Lauren like Lauren.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I think she is realizing she should be threatened by
Lizzie because Libby is. Libby is way more calculated than
any of these women. Yeah, she's Florida.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
She is Florida.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
And she also had a bill to and infrastructure of
girl politics with her crazy ass bitchy ass sisters and
so could you have like she always portrayed herself against
her family as like the little naive victim whose like
sisters were like mad or upset all the time, but
she was kind of like the baby and also like
(35:19):
low key the daddy's favorite and went like you know,
obviously like now, dating Andre, are married to Andre, and
so that was kind of and so she was kind
of just like Andre gets in fights with my siblings
and I'm just Libby. But then now we're kind of like,
oh no, girl, you definitely like maneuver in your family,
you know, probably better.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, it's interesting you brought that up.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
One of the our sisters brought that up in our
comments I think on maybe Patreon or Spotify, but basically said,
it's interesting because we've always seen We've always seen Libby
Jake and I would say all the time Libby is
the best of her family, and we still agree with that,
stand by that. But she always is more what you
just said, the victim of her family being bullied, and
(35:58):
now we see the bull lead becomes a bully er.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, I mean you called it. I'm just yeah, so
I didn't realize that, So good good on you for
seeing that.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
You know what, I was bullied, which means at some
point I'm gonna meet or I bully people. Now I'm
not gonna like you not to really check myself. Oh
please make please make Jake cry. No, I will in character.
But yeah, so basically they leave. Sorry, Lauren and Alexei
(36:31):
Alexi leave, I know, it's like not Andre Alexi leave.
And then the rest of the couples go on a
little adventure with the weirdest man, like I mean fat
man like does like drugs or whatever, right he has to.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
He's doing some shrooms so that way he can come
up with his ideas of where sasquatch being.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So, yeah, they're gonna go looking for bigfoot sasquatch penis
I say, yaga, Yeah, yeah, bigfoot with They're like yeah, bigfoot,
big hands, big dick and that is made sense. And
then they're like, hey, what's the term for this, you know,
crazy mythical forest creature where you're from. And then that's
(37:13):
where we get Baba Yaga.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
And it's interesting which we believe Babba Yaga is Natalie.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
W We one hundred percent believe that Natalie was created
she as she said she almost drowned, Remember when she
said she almost drowned, She came back to like she
was infused with the spirit of Baba Yaga and that
is who she is. And uh, you can't convince me
that one hundred years from now someone's gonna be rowing
that forest and they're gonna go Is that a baby
(37:45):
crib and they're gonna hear cube Cabe and.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's going to be Nuttalie as Baba yaga.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
You are so absolutely right. Okay, this is a very
specific thing. You know how a matterhorn on Disneyland, you
get that red eyed yetti that's Natalie, but it's blue eyes,
blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, she is.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
She's like you like go across a bend and it's
like white white, white blonde hair like w and you're
just like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
God, yeah, I want your child.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I want child.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
And then her mom is like behind her and you're like,
but you know, yeah, her mom with her seventy sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
God, I do fadel I do follow Natalie like I.
For some reason, Natalie never got nat only since you
never had kids. Was never toxic enough for me to
like have to ride off, you know what I'm saying.
Because she can just exist being a narcissist in herself
without truly hurting what I feel like is anyone but
her own self. But now she's like she's like does
pageants and she you know, often posts with this other
(38:45):
woman and they've been in acting classes together and they've
done like spike heels together and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
She does pageants, yeah at her age.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, oh, and she wins them.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I did not know this.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
This, this is.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
She's gonna be on season twenty seven of The Single Life.
Every single season, y'all, She's gonna be on that show.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I wonder if she'll ever just get with a financially stable,
ugly older man. No, well, why won't Dart, Like, I
don't know why Darcy won't.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Because they both believe in the fairy tale. I mean, yeah,
they both believe in that, and they both.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Don't want to do the work on themselves.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
That's weird Darcy, I think she Darcy thinks she does,
and I love Darcy she thinks she does. But I
gotta say, on most of the season, I've been totally
team Georgie on this.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Okay, yeah, we're gonna obviously if you have a notice,
I can't wait to end on them. I've been like
waiting to like talk about that because I can't wait
to hear what you said. But basically, yeah, so they
go on this, I mean, there's nothing, there's nothing much
to say that this weird asshole guys like, yeah, you know,
it's my family lineage.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
And Libby's pissed now at Jovie because he's a tattletale. Yeah,
that's gonna come back next week. She's like, I can't
believe you. And it just shows how calculating Libby is
in that she told Natalie what Lauren said because she
knows Natalie doesn't bring stuff up. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
she knows Yard doesn't bring things up and keeps it
(40:30):
to herself. But she didn't expect on Yard telling Jovie
and Jovi is a is a ship talker.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, and obviously doesn't give me one fuck about anyone,
you know, like, no, he.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Didn't get why do I care about what happened? You are,
I'm gonna go work on an old field for two months.
Y'all got strippers?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, he where's the bar? And yeah? So I literally
I wish this guy wasn't there, And I wish we
had gotten like his older dad or brother, like you know. Yeah,
he does say that his grandfather saw his first Eddy
in the year nineteen twenty three. Great grandfather. I really
wish like that we saw a picture of that man,
you know. I wish we saw like some some.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Like a pizzer of an old prospector, like when he
actually saw the ye.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
So we just see.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Like a surprised look, and then another guy like, yeah,
just that's what I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Say, Yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
And then we get like one tree with a what
like it looks like a big claw. It could be
a bear or it truly looks like they made that.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
That's what I said. That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
That looks like it looks so faking. It was crafted there,
looks like Disney.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
It does look like a Disney. Yeah, I thought it
was fake too.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
You're in Critter Country, honey, you know country? Yeah, you're
on Splash Mountain.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Beyond is by you?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Or well?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, I haven't seen it yet, have I?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
I haven't either, but I all that disn't land anytime
say less. Okay, my loves Darcy and Stacy. I'm sorry
Darcy and Georgie.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
But but.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
So they walk in or they Darcy goes into Stacy's
and Stacy has fucking hair.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I mean, I have a picture. What happened to her hair?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Okay, what happened? What's what happened to her eyebrows? And
her Stacy from couple's retreat to this face is so
vastly different in lips and eyebrows, and she is that
going to at some point get even more of a chin,
and I just.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
It's I think what happened is if if you don't remember,
Stacy had a condition where she doesn't have like half
of one of her eyebrows, that little part of her
skip that we see on her her right eye, there's
that little part of where the skin is lighter. So
she didn't so it's actually tattooed. So I think she
has her eyes browse tattooed, but I don't think she
(43:07):
She normally colors the men with like a brown. That's
why they had that kind of gray shimmery color, because
they're just a tattoo on her face.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I don't ever remember the hair. I can't flock that
that chunky, that that squary, that big like, I don't
remember that, and so it looked quite big it was anyway.
So basically, you know, the sister's talk, and it's not
looking good for Darcy and Georgie, and Stacy has been
calling it out and so Stacy and Darcy do their
(43:37):
best sister power. I'll be there for you.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
This man, oh oh oh, I got you. I got you.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I'm here, I got you.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Again.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
I know it was give me This to me was
an audition for Give us Darcy and Stacy season five now,
because I will say, Georgie has stepped his pussy up.
He's become a reality star this season.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Like he was kind of always.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Stoic and wooden, but now Georgie's showing up to play.
We saw Florian on last Resort. Florian is here now
with the one liners. All of them are now reality worthy.
Give us Darcy and Stacy season five.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
We are here for it.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I yeah, I you are absolutely right. And this is
like this scene I'm about to descript, so basically, yeah,
the sister has had this moment and then basically Darcy's
like Georgie texta being I'm gonna go meet him. And
then we have what also feels like a very set
up moment for a bunch of reasons. First shot for
sure wine bottles. You know, I took a picture. I
was like, how many Camis bottles are there? There's none.
(44:45):
It's something called Saravino. Three of them are something called Saravino, and.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
They're all rating. Do we know terrible?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
I love yeah vino go on Avino, look up Saravino.
So then next shot is Georgie gets a poor look
at that poor? Oh okay, next shott, Yeah he does.
He's funny because he has like little wrinkles around his
eyes and it makes him hotter, makes it makes it
(45:13):
so because it makes me feel like I could suck
him because he has those wrinkles. Where if he didn't
have those wrinkles, like, you're too young? Isn't that so?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:21):
I hate myself for it? Okay? So here so then
he's had, So that happens. Next shot is when Darcy
comes in. That wine's gone. How long did Darcy take?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
How long was he there?
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Look at the nets?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Oh yeah, look at look at the pos system on.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Honey, yeah, look at the pos.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Okay. So then Darcy comes in tit out, titty out,
titty out, creep. I mean he she can't not.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Have titty out like you.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah, she just wants titty she Here's the thing about
her is that you could just have a little bit
less of.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
A V neck, but she won't. But she won't. Why
would she?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
She's Darcy the bottom of the V neck like the
where she has her shirt or not shirt button is
four inches below the crease of her titty.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Like, yes, she looks like a with the hair and everything.
She looks like a character from The Wine, the Witch.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
And the Wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Well, yes, yes she has you know, she's Joscelyn Wilderstein
or Wildenstein or that kind of cat lady, like that look,
you know, mixed with Eastern European, you know, like kind
of like a less modest yara, you know. Like so
then so then Georgie is like immediately like do you
(46:48):
want a Cosmo? I'm gonna get up a glass of wine.
And she takes this glass of Cosmo and she drinks it,
and he starts talking about what he's been thinking. And
you know, since Bulgaria, now her nails are everything is
she is to the nines. I mean she looks like
(47:09):
this is why it feels like so fake. She looks
like she's going to like the opening of a Vegas
third rate show every time she steps.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Out of her door.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
It's also a magician show. Yeah, yeah, agreed, a third
rate magician.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
We get a conversation and I feel like I'm gonna
say it now, I feel like we're gonna get sharped.
Do you yes, So the conversation, of course, is them
talking about how they haven't really talked, and he's like, well,
I've been thinking, and you know, ever since Bulgaria. You know,
my sister said, you know that she would like me
(47:50):
to have kids. And I mean Darcy is like, oh
here it is, here, it is no, I know what's coming.
I don't want to hear it. Oh there it is,
no do let's Stacy say, I know it's coming. I've
been waiting. Oh God, all right, George like, I mean, it's.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
It's I called it last week.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I said, I think he's going to tell her that
he wants to have kids now and it's the one
thing Darcy can't give him.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Okay, So you think that it's one hundred percent reel
because they set up the fact that she thinks that
he's gonna say that he's gonna have to leave her
because he wants kids. And I get that that's definitely
how they're framing it.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
I'm not saying it's real. I'm just saying it's her
worst fear, yes.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
For sure. Yeah, and we've seen it. You know that
it's like the Angela and you know we've seen the
egg looking for an egg when the egg's not there.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Got one egg and cut to the egg, just smoking
in her years, going here here if you need me.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yet, dar one egg three feet?
Speaker 1 (48:55):
What I'm gonna give you three feet?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Darcy's like egg has like false eyelashes and extra sharp
pointed chin. Honey, you know I do a big It's
just me like I do a big house of eleven
eleven eleven. Yeah, I guess my mind. You know she
has this huge reaction, oh reaction. So no, he hasn't
(49:25):
really said it yet. He's hinting at what it is.
It almost feels like he's gonna be like she's of
course doing what I did, where she's like, oh, here
it is, you know, And then I kind of feel like,
is he going to really be like And the thing
about it is, I love you so much? You know,
can we adopt? I mean he could be like we
could could we adopt? Or he could be like, ah,
(49:46):
you know. The thing is I she told me that
that's what she wanted me to have kids, and I
thought about it, and the thing is I am actually
one hundred percent fulfilled and just happy with you. Oh
when your kids aspen and mine.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Animal, No, that's a uppet it's Anco Oniko.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Not Animal.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
What do you so?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, you think what do you think is gonna happen?
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Well, now I kind of think we are gonna get sharped,
but it's also the last episode. Next week is the
last episode, so maybe we're not because they're gonna want
to leave it up so that way we can watch
the tell all and see what's gonna happen in the
tell all. So I think we're gonna feel that they
are broken up and not find out the status of
their relationship until the tell all. Wow.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
So if they're going to go on to Darcy and
Stacy season six.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
I mean we want them on Last Resort there. I
feel like they're teeming them up for Last Resort. But
the rumors are they've already announced kind of do you
see that there's been a leak of the cast and
Darcy and Georgie we're not not on there. Not on there,
Jacan and Sarper, Yeah, Jenny and submit, but not not Darcian,
(51:00):
which I hope means we maybe are going to bring
back Darcy and Stacy.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, and then just have that be But I just
don't know if he's setting himself up to be on
that or he or he's gonna be talk.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
About moving back with their dad.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
So like it's Darcy and Stacy right, because Darcy and
Stacey didn't work well and they lived in Miami because
they were like two in their element. Like it's better
when they're in Connecticut and they're both like Darcy and
Stacey are these like overdone fish out of water in
this town of Connecticut with they with with drunk Debbie
and drunk Raina.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
I wish they would do things like go to like Louise,
like Louis and may Alcohol's house or something like that,
like you know, like really like dive into other parts
of like where they live in the New England atmosphere.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
You know that's gonna They're not gonna show up one
of the gardens in the Hamptons.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Oh too bad.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
All right, my love, thank you so much for being
on this episode. I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Always is your joy e always always always.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
I know all I want to do is drink a
Georgie size glass of red wine with you.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
I know, I know I have my one. I'm gonna
do a little work out, so good for you.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
That's you have some moderation.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Is at the point I'm having another glass after I
finished my work.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
I'm just waiting patiently. Yeah, I need a dinner otherwise
I'll get drunk.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Mm.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Well, don't do what Julia is doing with pizza and
lemonade and differing her. Absolutely not. But if you can
get to my only honey, do it always? Yeah, obviously,
I love you so much and you Matt mar are
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I love Reality Gaye podcast on Instagram, and I Believe
on TikTok and Blue Skotch, Reality Gates pod, Reality Gates
on Patreon, and yeah, we just are wrapping up Love
is Blind US.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
And we just said Love is Blind UK. We're about
to jump in.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
We do selling Sunset on Netflix that's coming out at
the end of this month, really fun candy show, and
then Secret Lives and Mormon Lives in November.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Oh, I know, I'm so excited about that. I'll be
following that as well. I'm into that. I'm doing Sister Wives,
that and toe and of course love is Blind. But
also your personal instagram is thematat right, the mat mark
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Speaker 1 (54:25):
Fair.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
The elis for luscious, all right, babe, love love it,
Happy Halloween. We'll talk to you later night
Speaker 3 (54:37):
And
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sweet do do do do do do do doo Sweetie.
Hi everyone, this is Chris Fahren. Welcome to a very
special episode of Docky Sweeties. You know, Docky Sweeties. Two
longtime friends that discuss the riveting and sometimes trashy world
of reality TV and docu series. But do our own lens.
What you know is whoever we are and wherever we
(00:27):
are at that time and moment, and at this time
and moment, it's me Chris Farrow with one of my
really good friends. So the in fact, the entire brand
of the show still works. Mattie of Reality Gays matt
mar I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hello, Hello, my fellow pissyan mm hmmmmmm hello Pisces lady.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You look gorgeous, y'all. She has a if you're if
you're well, you're watching, if you're listening, she's got a
beautiful red but plumb lip.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh yeah, you know. I really got into just one thing,
and so that Maddie and I like often look at
each other's lips and look into those products that we
have on them. I got really into the violette French.
This is the b soue bomb and the color that
I like right now. It's sue crete and it's like
a raspberry. I know, I'm really bad at French.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's like a really lightweight feather bomb that gives this
kind of muted, you know, kind of stained look, which
is just easy. This kind of is like all over
and you're drinking, of course, a beautiful red wine, so
very French, and la la.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yes, it's a n Apple wine that I got for cheap. Yeah,
there we go.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
And I'm wearing it's kind of up, but I'm wearing today.
I'm wearing oh.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wait up, put my hand like they do on the
thing I'm wearing to your lip oil. Yeah, beautiful. This
color is.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I have to put on my reading glasses and I'm
not going to see. But it's the dark one, the
dark red one.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wait can you put some wait? Are you wearing it
right now? I think I drank it off here, okay,
because truly it does look a little darker on and
then okay, yeah, I'll get to see it and then
this is a video that we'll put live on YouTube
at some points. So everyone will get to see it,
so that'll be our one little gift. There's like little bit, Yeah, no,
that's beautiful. Look that guy like Jerry Dick. Yeah, yes, honey,
(02:23):
And a little came out at the end, a little grenadine. Okay,
So moving on to this show. They tell me what
we're talking about yet, I did ninety fiance happ labor
after season nine, episode seventeen. Oh my god, it's a girl.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't want you have you look coming down?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's yeah, wow wow, I for yeah, that's a birth episode.
We had a lot of baby stock. I mean, you know,
a lot of wine lay.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
But this is really up close and intimate. I mean,
she really You gotta give it to Jasmine. She the
bitch is in labor in the car, dropped it out
of Florida and she still is talking to the camera
mounted on the car.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And narrating as a reality TV star does.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
She is obsessed with being on TV, and it's it's
sometimes intense for me to like watch watch while I'm watching.
But as we're driving, she's calling him Poppy, which I
was like, Oh, we're in that time where he's just
like Poppy, And I was like Oh, that's it's so funny.
She's wearing all beige, so is he what a beige drive?
(03:33):
And they're flirting hardcore. She's like grabbing his balls.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah I would too, He's cute.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, you know, it's funny because Gina was so obsessed
with his height and he's not shorter than Jasmine, so like,
it doesn't register that much to me that much, you know,
do you know what I'm saying? Of course, now they
are going to go to a birthing birthing class. Rachel's
gonna run it now. Jasmine knows what it's like to
be burthen babies. She's birthed babies. You know, this isn't
(04:03):
her first rodeo, Matt.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You don't really talk about that anymore. But she does
have two children. Yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Mean she's a professional professional pushing about her I didn't like,
you know. So, he admittedly hasn't learned one thing yet, honey,
on this journey. Has not picked up a book, isn't
joining a sub stack, isn't like in a group on Facebook, know.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What to expect when you're expecting? Yeah, you know he knows,
Doctor Spock, He truly not, but he's.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
There he's willing and he knows it looks bad and
he seems somewhat embarrassed by it, which is great. I
like to see shame.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I think it's a good sign. I think shame's great.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, I mean he kind of like this is where
it's like tell as old as time, the bumbling man
who's like babies, Oh what do I do?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I'm so confused? A missagny Vagina's one is are we
gonna have sex again? Like it feels like we just
hit Like like if this was a sitcom.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It would be Leah Remedie giving birth with Kevin James
trying to deliver.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
A baby absoluolutely yes, yes, yes, absolutely, and he's gonna
cry at some point, you know, because then he like
sees the miracle of birth and like he has to
upcoas the close personal.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He was emotional about it, so therefore we have to
applaud him. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I do like the idea that a dumb really
out of touch with his any sort of feminine side,
like you know, in this way cis gender straight male
has a little girl and then for the first time
has to love a female regardless if he you know
of you know, his relation to her, you know, sexual being,
(05:52):
which is so great for to watch in real time
a person have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I mean, yeah, co sign, yes, yeah, she gets in.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
There's a bunch of dolls everywhere, you know, and they're
scary looking dolls. And do you know there's the balls
dolls and balls. There's some other couples there. I don't know,
you know, I wanted to un.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm sorry, it's dolls and balls.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Is that the the Broadway sequel of Guys and Dolls
is Dolls and Balls?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, that is.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's like after the divorce, she's you know, it's it's
funny because yeah, she she's divorced Nathan Lane and Sky
Masterson is, let's be honest, like always.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Going to be a gambler, always going to be I
had gambling addiction.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
By the way, pop culture tangent, the NBA like arrested
two people and it's one of the coaches. It's a
it's a Chauncey Billings I think used to be a
player and he's like the coach of one of the
things and just like and it's not for illegal gambling
in basketball but in other things. But it's just so
wild anyway, just gam gambling.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
We already this is been and excited. I'm all all
I can think about and read about is that goddamn love?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh my god, do you see the video?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
What are the robbers?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yes, the robbers have to come down. This is so
crazy and I'm so sorry, but Adhd and Piscy so
the robbers have a video of them coming down the
slowest moving crane like look at my hand, just like
deep because it's like mechanical. They can't trinthing about it,
but they have to wait and for it to come
down for them to make their escape. And everyone's talking
about like how you know they have to like remain
(07:29):
chilled because it's going to like cause alarm or whatever.
It's so crazy. I was like all over read it.
I mean, I'm I'm assuming it's real. I'm talking about
it like it's real without me doing my due diligence.
But isn't that what this time and place in America is?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
It's real. Now.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
We get a lot of information, and I'll be honest,
you know the information that we know that we get
that I always hate it is the tearing information and
they go over like the degrees and you know, like from.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
A little bit of like fear factor for vaginas. It
just feels unfair.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I mean I also didn't realize as you can
tear on the inside all the way and tear on
the ounts. I just cannot even fucking imagine. And I
just I cannot imagine.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I had a friend that that happened too, And I'm
so grateful that she felt comfortable enough to tell me that.
And because people feel shame about that and you shouldn't
again like she did either, but she said, my girl,
they felt like they fucked up at giving birth, like, no,
you had a big ass baby, Like babies probably are
(08:29):
way too big than they used to be, you know,
a thousand years ago, because of.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Hormarms one zone.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yes, conservatives, yeah not but killers additives, yeah, exactly, because
of soda pop and she but it is horrifically painful
and it makes And what people also don't think about too,
is that then you're like, you can't. It's hard for
you to care for your baby weeks or months after
(08:59):
giving It's horrible. Again, just another reason why women are
truly the better of the better species.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh my god, Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's hard.
But then yeah, we we learn and so does Matt
in real time. And I'll be honest, I didn't know this,
but that you can do a massage up there that's
basically sounding like fingering. I mean it's finger, you finger,
but it's like you kind of find that g spot.
Yeah you like you know, so when everyone always talks
(09:28):
about fingering girls, where you like have to do the emotion.
You don't talk about this all the time on reality guse.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, we talk we don't talk about fingering girls a lot.
But go ahead. Yeah, I know it's weird, kooky.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You're supposed to go with like with like a come
hither emotion up there? You know that are yeah for
this is for your fear future reference.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, you do that with the.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Man's butthole, like if they're on their back, because their
prostate is like it's in the tank like that. There's
the that's up there where this spot is like imagine
there's like the penis kind of hanging down here. I
am hey, and then there's the nuts. I see you've
got skin and then you've got butthole.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You want to go up and yeah, hy yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So yeah, basically, Matt's told that he has to kind
of like get up in there and massage and he's
happy about that, you know, like he oh yeah, I
also did not know that, so we both learned something.
I learned think that he's the dumbest dumb dumb.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
He is a dumbing channel. It's still the learning channel. Yeah,
we also learned about divorces a lot, but we'll talk about.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That later, I know, right, no, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
At the end of this, she cradles the baby in
the class and is like, oh, you look just like mommy,
and we know what future reference that her beautiful baby,
although beautiful, is definitely not.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Someone that was like mommy, just like Matt.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, we cut to Gino, who is expected an apology
and an explanation after that letter. He expected her to
listen to that him reading it, and then like, I'm sorry,
do you know the explanation is whatever? Like, is he
suddenly like taking Royds because he went from having absolutely
(11:13):
no self esteem to them being wildly entitled and you
know what I'm saying, And yeah, audacious.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yes, it's.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
What a.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
What a journey with this guy, and that we used
to think he was this kind of like.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Bumbling, kind of nerdy guy and really he's just mad
at Jasmine because she's not the blow up doll that
he ordered from Panama that he wanted.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, truly, that looked kind of like his the last
one that he tried to do you believe.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Any of that stuff he says about his relationship with
his ex he got along really well.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I don't either think where is she?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I wish you would come and tell us the truth, lady,
come on? So basically yeah so lol. So then we
get his shot of like going to the attorney that
is the attorney that he used for his ex wife,
so you know, we've seen pictures of her before, almost
the exact same pictures. But we get, you know, his
interpretation of the relationship, especially in comparison to the last
(12:18):
one with Jasmine, which is his ex wife lasted seven
years and they never fought, and he says they usually
agreed on a divorce so that it wasn't contentious or whatnot.
And I mean at that point the attorney definitely did
agree that it wasn't a contentious divorce, and obviously, juxtaposed,
this was going to be wildly weird. And he tells
his lawyer everything then he's been up to. But then
(12:40):
Robert's just sitting there like the fuck. He's like, I
hate this guy. This guy's so weird. But I mean,
he's just going to keep giving me money.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I don't think this is going to be his last divorce.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Robert like, if you really think about it, Gino has
tried to like get sugar Baby after sugar Baby and
then tries to not pay them, just to turn around
and pay this man. Yeah, every seven years, got a
ton of money. Yeah, he could have just paid that
wife to be happy.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So basically he's told kind of the same thing that
Jasmine was told, which is that under the law, the
law assumes that if you are married to someone and
that person gets pregnant or you get pregnant, that the
person that you are married to is the other parent
of that child.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So I'm doing math here, okay, okay, no, got it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And he's like, oh no, I can't do that. I
can't pay for that kid. And the guy's like, cool, quickily,
you don't want pay the kid. Great, So we get
to do is get divorced, and then he's like, no, no, no,
I don't want to pay Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
The stocks are markets up right now.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
No, it's Okay, let me think about this. What year
is this, he says earlier.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
This is twenty twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well she has birth, no way, because if she gives
birth in this episode, didn't that baby come in twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm in twenty twenty five. I'm in the wrong year. Okay,
this year, this year, That's what I meant. Yes, I'm sorry,
the ciendo we di spatch you whatever. I don't know
how to say it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I think that's things are down, like the economy is
not great, like you know, like I feel like it's
a good time to like, you know, just be like
I'm fucking bankrupt. Everything is everything, I mean, like, yeah,
this I don't think it's going to get better. I
think it's gonna get better than this, hopefully at some point,
you know, I don't think it can maybe be seen.
We'll see. But that's what I'm saying. So anyway, he's
just trying not to pay, and even the attorney's like
(14:42):
he's greedy.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It's he said it. It was a gross term to use,
but it's so true. A lot of these people want
to use the attorney to get a pound of flesh
as revenge and It's kind of shocking to me because
I I said this episode before the pod that I
think as soon as Gina learns that he's financially responsible
for this kid, he's going to immediately say, oh, let's
(15:06):
get the divorced done now. But I was shocked that
he still doubled down and said, not only does he
want to do this for the stocks, but he also
wants to make sure that she can't get this next
step of her green card that he has to sign
off for and if she's divorced and she can get
it herself easily, because he wants her deported.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
This is where it's confusing, because he would I am assuming,
wouldn't he have to think that at this point Matt
could do whatever he wanted to do to get Jasmine
to be an American citizen, Like Matt is now the
father of a child with Jasmine. Like if Jasmine wanted
(15:46):
to stay, she would get Matt to marry him her, right,
m Like that's a regardless you know of geno period period.
So that's why I feel like he you know, he's
using this money thing, but there's one I feel like
he wants to get her back or some other perfect
(16:09):
revenge plan to hatch that like he's waiting for. There
has to be another reason why you wouldn't want to
get divorced from someone. I mean because I get that, like, yeah,
he really thinks.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And Gino is not using he is he's he is
a he is someone who you know when we when
we went did our Detroit live show and they both
showed up.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, I can't believe they showed up.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I would be This is why I'd be so fucking scared.
I've said so many bad things of Jasmine. I think
that she's fucking bananas, so.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Bananas we love her, Yeah, you just have a history
of loving problematic people. Cut to Ronnie and Ben and
watch what crappens and then we so it's not that
we look past it. We just kind of accept more
of the crazy. But she was so timid and shy
(17:02):
and introverted, acting behind backstage, like and it.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Wasn't an act. You could tell Gino. It was like
that end.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Not to bring up a terrible person, but at that
end of that movie where Kevin Spacey stops limping and
you find out that he was in charge, that he
was behind everything.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Good not good fella. This is terrible. I never remember names.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I don't see this movie, but it looks sounds like
it was very important and before his problematic situation the
usual suspects. Oh that's that one nantastic.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Movie from nineteen ninety nine five. I just ruined it
for you. That's the end.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
But the whole time, Kevin Spacey guy, that's like I thread, It's.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like, okay, well I still want to watch it.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
He's like this nerdy guy that walks the limp that
everybody thinks it is this little pushover and kind of
piss on. And then you find like the deal closes
and then you see Kevin Spacey walking with the limp,
and then suddenly the limp stops and he starts walking
with a normal gate and you realize and he takes
off like a And Kevin Spacey was in charge of
the whole thing all along. That That was the vibe
(18:10):
Gino gave us. He was charismatic, he was charming, he
was better looking in real life, he was engaging. Gino
controlled it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
All and we saw that.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And so now because of that, though even though she
is bananas, we and do we think that probably Matt
and Jasmine were together earlier. Probably but all this shit
she says about Gino, the emotional neglect or emotional.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Abuse, and we believe all of that, then leave him.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, so unless she had somebody to go to, which
is why she got Mat, I don't even think she
loves Matt.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't. I mean I think that, you know that,
I think that she might not be able to love anyone.
She might be a little bit of a you know, narcissist.
So I don't know if that's gonna, you know, a
real great option for her to like think about that.
I think that she I don't know. But okay, so basically,
you know, we jump into the birth. The birth. M
(19:13):
Let's be honest. I've had friends that have had unmedicated
natural births, and I think it's such a beautiful gesture
of female strength. And so I give her a lot
of credit for doing this, you know, and I here's
the shit out of me.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It just feels a little extra I'm kidding. I'm kidding,
I'm kiddy. I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I'm just saying that to be uh no, and you're like, oh,
I use nothing, no kidding, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I fully, I really do admire it. If I was
a woman. I'm doing the drugs. No way, no way.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah, and I so, I yeah, I really admired as well.
It's I did notice though it I'm glad that they
had it. She had the baby more in the bathtub
because the way they did in the Brasey Center, especially
when she was on fours. Yeah, it was like a
football play and then like catching the baby bringing it back.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
There was a lot of choreography to this. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I mean we're not even talking about the breathing rhythm,
you know, like yeah, oh you know what sounds like
that sounds like the beginning of like Queen's We Will
Rock You.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
There's like a dumpster that just went boom and you
probably couldn't hear it, but it was like it was
a soundtrack in my head.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Of what the bomb you just dropped?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Isn't that the same thing? Like no, no, no, no, no, no,
we are have a baby.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Baby. That's great.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's what's gonna happen when we have our baby. But yeah,
they give birth to a beautiful, healthy baby. Mattel I'm
very very happy, and she learns to trust Matt, and
Matt learns how to hold a baby.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And even does he even does bonding? He does.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I know some men that don't do that. Oh that's
so sad, and they're terrible men. The couple that haven't,
they're horrible, horrible men.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, I'm glad that I don't judge the woman.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
But just because a man won't take his shirt off
and hold the baby, I'm like, you're terrible, so weird.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
It's like, why have relationships if not to connect?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Why?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You know, why do anythink if not to connect? And
you know you, affection is nice and physical touch is nice,
and it's a baby and it's your babies.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Guy. Love.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I just don't have the time. But I want to
volunteer at a hospital babies.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I want to do that.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I love babies. Oh, let's go hold babies together.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh I would absolutely hold baby because.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We could sing and sing duets with to them by baaby.
I can't say because we're yeah, yeah, I know, I
know everyone needs.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
These kids are gonna grow up, you know, upset, No,
we're gonna get we'll work on it. But basically, yes,
we're so happy that's happening. And you know, as much
as I don't like Jasmine, I definitely don't like Geno
I just don't know anything, and I just mind MA
told to be okay, So.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I yeah, the person that's really gonna get probably Bulldoze
and all this.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Is Matt Well, I'm gonna here with that. Let's move
on to Brandon and Julia. So listen, I mean, could
you imagine going on the kind of full out vacation
that involves London, Switzerland, you know, Venice, Amsterdam, Munich, Barcelona,
(22:59):
I Heylyn, Ireland, Greece, Scotland. Like as you're just like,
after a while, you're like, wow, that's just that reality
show money, honey, this is that like they've been whatever
they're doing, this.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Is whatever they're Yeah, I want that. It's too much.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I'm going to Spain in November and I'm going for
ten days. Jake probably's going to ask you to jump
on a podcast because I'm leaving him. But we're doing
ten days but only three cities, so like three days
basically in each city. Even that is like by the
(23:34):
I did this in Italy and it was great, but
by the end of I'm like that third trip, I'm like,
I don't want to pack my fucking suitcase one more time.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
So I feel like, did they they did this in
a month. That's a lot.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Like did they just like go to the Eiffel Tower
and say, great, we got the picture and then they left.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, well that's the picture that had that video where
Julia was like we're here now.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Know my friend had me do that in Italy and
then I never edited the video. It's a lot of editing.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's a lot to do. I just didn't want to
have that. You know what, this time, when I go
on the trip, I'm honestly just going to ask Christina
to do it.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
What a gift to give yourself. And also, you know,
thank God for Christina, She's a gift.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Literally.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, first of all, it's also what I know, we
have to move on. But it's funny because you think, like, oh,
we'll just hop on trains, but nothing is harder than
just taking all your ship hopping on a train, getting
off the train, getting your shit off the train in time.
I mean, they must have backpacked or that kind.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Of bagabond type of or it's like a big ass
thing on your back and you have maybe they're.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Staying in hostels too. Maybe they could afford it. Yeah,
maybe expensive trip.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I mean truly, And now they're back five months later.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Okay, so this is my theory, and I'll want to
know what your theory is. So it's five months later,
so why was that right? And all this feels so
recreated to Jake and I when we watch, and so
I had a theory that you.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Know because.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Hand to me Tiger linniadn On. You know, they're kicked off.
They got off the show. That's one of the the
tell all is kind of weird cuts because they literally
edited them out of the show and they had already
done the tell is he said, like weird stuff that
was like pro Hitler, like yeah he's he's They're done,
which is great.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
He's a monster. I never want to see him again.
But I think they were like, oh fuck, we don't
have enough footage.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
We were going to end with you going to Europe,
but now we need to come back five months later
and film all this baby stuff because we ain't got
nothing for Hey, that's what I think happened.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, I can see that, because A it was crazy
those five months. You know, when they go to confessionals,
it's like very obvious that she knows she's pregnant, just
because Goudlass, you know, sure, and it's somewhat hard to
believe that you go from having Betty and Ron in
your life one hund zero percent to somehow having not
seen them, have them at all, even though you've been
back from.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Europe and in every TikTok you do has your mother
in law in it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, there was some inconsistencies truly. Yeah it wasn't great.
But yeah they are pregnant and she's eating weird things.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Way big plot point. We can't get pregnant. We get
can't get pregnant.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Just kidding.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Didn't have the surgery. We're glossing over all the stuff
that we made a big deal about.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm knocked up.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, it was kind of like, we'll see what happens.
I was going to change my diet and I was like, okay,
well good, you know, I mean, listen, if she's being
I mean, if there if there are some things in
there that a baby just gonna naturally push out. I mean,
you know, she has a doctor, and her doctors are fine.
I like her doctor that just keeps calling her like
you know, hey, love, like you know my love laid down.
(27:00):
You know, that's made me happy.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I had good bedside manner I agree.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Great, great bedside manner. Yeah, just she found Naoli for
the first time. I was so happy that I that her.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Remember the first time.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I wish we all could go back the first time
we found him Aoli, I was not It was not
in Oklahoma for me.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It was definitely in California.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay, like, yeah, aoli on a sandwich, but like aoli
with hot ass, fucking salty ass French fries is dipping
that in.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Really with a with a glass of red like this. Sorry,
I know it hurts you because you have to go
to class.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No I want that.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I know because you when you know I want it.
It's really mean.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
But here we are, here, we are.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Let's move on to the couples. So yeah, basically, you
know the baby will see you know, she's gonna have
to tell them, So basically, so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
About the kids. Yeah, so sorry, I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I forgot. Julian Brandon is like, she wants to wait
to tell his parents, and her parents left the first
trimester right now. It's confusing because I guess they're like
halfway in the first trimester, and so she wants to
wait a couple more weeks and we're supposed to again
believe that they diver see his parents anymore, which that
means that's crazy, and so it just it does feel murky,
and it's like, okay, yeah, let's move on to the couples.
(28:21):
So how to the heel lord, I know all of
all of them. How to the heels of Libby having
told Yara that Lauren thinks she dresses like over the
top or too much or Miami or too sexy or
whatever the fuck it is. Lauren finds that out because
Jovie tells her, she gets mad, leaves the bar, and
(28:44):
now HiT's the next morning. They're talking about what's happening,
and Lauren's like, fuck Libby, but I want to tell Yara, like,
you know, just like touch base with her before we leave.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
So basically, I feel like you have thoughts about that.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Libby did show her ass in this. It was made
no sense for her to be so like obviously upfrontly
villainous and talk shit about someone.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Because.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
It'd be better if she waited for Lauren to make
abiding common in real time, because Lauren has made comments
like oh but you're wearing.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, because Lauren she can't help her, she's too much
of her her mother's daughter, where she just lets a passive, aggressive,
aggressive comment slip through. She can't help herself. I don't
even know if she knows consciously she's doing it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, I think that she thinks she's hiding it, Like
I think that she thinks in that moment that everyone
else hears this, Wow, I really love your outfit. You
look great. Yeah that's something you said, not at all
at all, right, yeah, she asked that. That's what she said.
When we have eyes and ears and we can like
(30:05):
tell your personality, you can read your body language, God bless,
we can really see a lot of things you're thinking.
You know, like you're not you know, you don't have
a poker face, not at all. So the opposite. So
then Lauren also, I feel like, really, you know the
(30:25):
way that she apologized to Yaa, which is like I
actually hate myself. I'm so sorry, and I really I'm
just jealous of you. And when she goes to apologize
to Yaa, she's like, I just want people to know that,
like I'm someone that will give the shirt off my
back for someone. And it's like, well, that's something we
(30:46):
have to see. That's not something that we just like
believe from you telling us because also we've known you,
and so if we knew you, we would know that
about you. That's not something we think about you, which
means you aren't that.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I got to say, y'all, you've got to stop using
that expression if you're not gonna. And I don't mean
to flex, but I actually have given someone the shirt
off my back, and if you don't do it, you
can't claim it because it's a thing I was.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I remember her. I was in Vegas. That's how this
story starts.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
And I was there for my fortieth my friend's fortieth birthday,
and it was also I felt like she was newly divorced.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Her husband was a piece of shit. Like it was
my best friend from college. She was there with her brothers.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
So we're going out in Vegas, and you know how,
it's like it's not necessarily fun for people. It was
fun for me, but they've never been to Vegas before.
But they don't really like to spend money.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Oh no, it's so that's night. And I get it.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
You're so anxious, like, don't go to Vegas if you
don't like to spend money. It's a too expensive. Now,
it's not like the nineties and b it's called I'm bullying.
You literally put your money and watch it shit down
the drain and go to the mobster. So anyway, so
I felt a little bit like I need a live
in the mood. Well, we're at the casino and this
(32:12):
like twenty five year old kid runs up to me.
I was wearing like a polo shirt with a collar,
and he said, dude, can you help me out?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
And I was like what?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
And he was like, I gotta go to this club.
I just met the hottest girl in the world and
she went in that club. But I can't go in
because I'm wearing a T shirt. Can't I have your shirt?
And without a beat, I went sure, and in the
middle of the casino, I just took off my shirt,
he took off his, and we just exchanged shirts and
I gave him the shirt off my back.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
First of all, that is what kind of shirt? What
did you get back?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Did you give him a polo shirt? And you got
back like Massimo from like Target from the nineties.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I just bought it from Express.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
So I was really upset about it on the inside,
but I had to do it for the bit, you know,
and his shirt was like a cheap T shirt that
smelled like boh, oh my.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
God, of course guy, cigarettes, who know you're in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Like cigarettes? Yeah, it's like cigarettes. Yeah, I don't smoke.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Did you later on try and find him in the
hot like and walk around?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I never had it again, And now we can't go
Express because it's owned by horrible people.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Boy, did I fucking do some damage that Express. When
I was in high school in reason, it was only
that fit me A and B. I guess I was
really obsessed with business casual What a shit show, because
every reactor should be upsetsed with pitch this capchu, the
(33:43):
button downs that never looked good on these boobs. Honey,
I kept buying them. Oh what? So many chinos, so.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Many chinos, so many please.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
It's like it's like back in the early nineties when
everybody was about casual corner.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, casual corner, the limited,
you know.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Like the limited.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Oh all right, anyway, so don't say you're gonna do
it unless she've done it.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
So yeah. Basically, Yara's like, you know what I forgive you.
I don't really give a shit. Also, that's fine, and
I kind of like like you bet in liy because
I think it's dumb what Libby did. But guess what
You're gonna leave and I get it, and no, I'm
gonna hang out with Libby. Yara doesn't give a fuck
by anyone. Yeah, you know, as long as you're not
making fun of her looks, you haven't give a fuck.
And here's the thing. She she knows that Lauren. She
(34:36):
knows exactly what Lauren did because she knows who Lauren is,
and so she but she's also not threatened by Lauren
because Laurence Lauren like Lauren.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I think she is realizing she should be threatened by
Lizzie because Libby is. Libby is way more calculated than
any of these women. Yeah, she's Florida.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
She is Florida.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
And she also had a bill to and infrastructure of
girl politics with her crazy ass bitchy ass sisters and
so could you have like she always portrayed herself against
her family as like the little naive victim whose like
sisters were like mad or upset all the time, but
she was kind of like the baby and also like
(35:19):
low key the daddy's favorite and went like you know,
obviously like now, dating Andre, are married to Andre, and
so that was kind of and so she was kind
of just like Andre gets in fights with my siblings
and I'm just Libby. But then now we're kind of like,
oh no, girl, you definitely like maneuver in your family,
you know, probably better.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, it's interesting you brought that up.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
One of the our sisters brought that up in our
comments I think on maybe Patreon or Spotify, but basically said,
it's interesting because we've always seen We've always seen Libby
Jake and I would say all the time Libby is
the best of her family, and we still agree with that,
stand by that. But she always is more what you
just said, the victim of her family being bullied, and
(35:58):
now we see the bull lead becomes a bully er.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, I mean you called it. I'm just yeah, so
I didn't realize that, So good good on you for
seeing that.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
You know what, I was bullied, which means at some
point I'm gonna meet or I bully people. Now I'm
not gonna like you not to really check myself. Oh
please make please make Jake cry. No, I will in character.
But yeah, so basically they leave. Sorry, Lauren and Alexei
(36:31):
Alexi leave, I know, it's like not Andre Alexi leave.
And then the rest of the couples go on a
little adventure with the weirdest man, like I mean fat
man like does like drugs or whatever, right he has to.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
He's doing some shrooms so that way he can come
up with his ideas of where sasquatch being.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So, yeah, they're gonna go looking for bigfoot sasquatch penis
I say, yaga, Yeah, yeah, bigfoot with They're like yeah, bigfoot,
big hands, big dick and that is made sense. And
then they're like, hey, what's the term for this, you know,
crazy mythical forest creature where you're from. And then that's
(37:13):
where we get Baba Yaga.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
And it's interesting which we believe Babba Yaga is Natalie.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
W We one hundred percent believe that Natalie was created
she as she said she almost drowned, Remember when she
said she almost drowned, She came back to like she
was infused with the spirit of Baba Yaga and that
is who she is. And uh, you can't convince me
that one hundred years from now someone's gonna be rowing
that forest and they're gonna go Is that a baby
(37:45):
crib and they're gonna hear cube Cabe and.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's going to be Nuttalie as Baba yaga.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
You are so absolutely right. Okay, this is a very
specific thing. You know how a matterhorn on Disneyland, you
get that red eyed yetti that's Natalie, but it's blue eyes,
blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, she is.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
She's like you like go across a bend and it's
like white white, white blonde hair like w and you're
just like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
God, yeah, I want your child.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I want child.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
And then her mom is like behind her and you're like,
but you know, yeah, her mom with her seventy sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
God, I do fadel I do follow Natalie like I.
For some reason, Natalie never got nat only since you
never had kids. Was never toxic enough for me to
like have to ride off, you know what I'm saying.
Because she can just exist being a narcissist in herself
without truly hurting what I feel like is anyone but
her own self. But now she's like she's like does
pageants and she you know, often posts with this other
(38:45):
woman and they've been in acting classes together and they've
done like spike heels together and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
She does pageants, yeah at her age.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, oh, and she wins them.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I did not know this.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
This, this is.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
She's gonna be on season twenty seven of The Single Life.
Every single season, y'all, She's gonna be on that show.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I wonder if she'll ever just get with a financially stable,
ugly older man. No, well, why won't Dart, Like, I
don't know why Darcy won't.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Because they both believe in the fairy tale. I mean, yeah,
they both believe in that, and they both.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Don't want to do the work on themselves.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
That's weird Darcy, I think she Darcy thinks she does,
and I love Darcy she thinks she does. But I
gotta say, on most of the season, I've been totally
team Georgie on this.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Okay, yeah, we're gonna obviously if you have a notice,
I can't wait to end on them. I've been like
waiting to like talk about that because I can't wait
to hear what you said. But basically, yeah, so they
go on this, I mean, there's nothing, there's nothing much
to say that this weird asshole guys like, yeah, you know,
it's my family lineage.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
And Libby's pissed now at Jovie because he's a tattletale. Yeah,
that's gonna come back next week. She's like, I can't
believe you. And it just shows how calculating Libby is
in that she told Natalie what Lauren said because she
knows Natalie doesn't bring stuff up. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
she knows Yard doesn't bring things up and keeps it
(40:30):
to herself. But she didn't expect on Yard telling Jovie
and Jovi is a is a ship talker.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, and obviously doesn't give me one fuck about anyone,
you know, like, no, he.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Didn't get why do I care about what happened? You are,
I'm gonna go work on an old field for two months.
Y'all got strippers?
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, he where's the bar? And yeah? So I literally
I wish this guy wasn't there, And I wish we
had gotten like his older dad or brother, like you know. Yeah,
he does say that his grandfather saw his first Eddy
in the year nineteen twenty three. Great grandfather. I really
wish like that we saw a picture of that man,
you know. I wish we saw like some some.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Like a pizzer of an old prospector, like when he
actually saw the ye.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
So we just see.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Like a surprised look, and then another guy like, yeah,
just that's what I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Say, Yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
And then we get like one tree with a what
like it looks like a big claw. It could be
a bear or it truly looks like they made that.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
That's what I said. That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
That looks like it looks so faking. It was crafted there,
looks like Disney.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
It does look like a Disney. Yeah, I thought it
was fake too.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
You're in Critter Country, honey, you know country? Yeah, you're
on Splash Mountain.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Beyond is by you?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Or well?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, I haven't seen it yet, have I?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
I haven't either, but I all that disn't land anytime
say less. Okay, my loves Darcy and Stacy. I'm sorry
Darcy and Georgie.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
But but.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
So they walk in or they Darcy goes into Stacy's
and Stacy has fucking hair.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I mean, I have a picture. What happened to her hair?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Okay, what happened? What's what happened to her eyebrows? And
her Stacy from couple's retreat to this face is so
vastly different in lips and eyebrows, and she is that
going to at some point get even more of a chin,
and I just.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
It's I think what happened is if if you don't remember,
Stacy had a condition where she doesn't have like half
of one of her eyebrows, that little part of her
skip that we see on her her right eye, there's
that little part of where the skin is lighter. So
she didn't so it's actually tattooed. So I think she
has her eyes browse tattooed, but I don't think she
(43:07):
She normally colors the men with like a brown. That's
why they had that kind of gray shimmery color, because
they're just a tattoo on her face.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I don't ever remember the hair. I can't flock that
that chunky, that that squary, that big like, I don't
remember that, and so it looked quite big it was anyway.
So basically, you know, the sister's talk, and it's not
looking good for Darcy and Georgie, and Stacy has been
calling it out and so Stacy and Darcy do their
(43:37):
best sister power. I'll be there for you.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
This man, oh oh oh, I got you. I got you.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I'm here, I got you.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Again.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
I know it was give me This to me was
an audition for Give us Darcy and Stacy season five now,
because I will say, Georgie has stepped his pussy up.
He's become a reality star this season.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Like he was kind of always.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Stoic and wooden, but now Georgie's showing up to play.
We saw Florian on last Resort. Florian is here now
with the one liners. All of them are now reality worthy.
Give us Darcy and Stacy season five.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
We are here for it.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I yeah, I you are absolutely right. And this is
like this scene I'm about to descript, so basically, yeah,
the sister has had this moment and then basically Darcy's
like Georgie texta being I'm gonna go meet him. And
then we have what also feels like a very set
up moment for a bunch of reasons. First shot for
sure wine bottles. You know, I took a picture. I
was like, how many Camis bottles are there? There's none.
(44:45):
It's something called Saravino. Three of them are something called Saravino, and.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
They're all rating. Do we know terrible?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
I love yeah vino go on Avino, look up Saravino.
So then next shot is Georgie gets a poor look
at that poor? Oh okay, next shott, Yeah he does.
He's funny because he has like little wrinkles around his
eyes and it makes him hotter, makes it makes it
(45:13):
so because it makes me feel like I could suck
him because he has those wrinkles. Where if he didn't
have those wrinkles, like, you're too young? Isn't that so?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:21):
I hate myself for it? Okay? So here so then
he's had, So that happens. Next shot is when Darcy
comes in. That wine's gone. How long did Darcy take?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
How long was he there?
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Look at the nets?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Oh yeah, look at look at the pos system on.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Honey, yeah, look at the pos.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Okay. So then Darcy comes in tit out, titty out,
titty out, creep. I mean he she can't not.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Have titty out like you.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah, she just wants titty she Here's the thing about
her is that you could just have a little bit
less of.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
A V neck, but she won't. But she won't. Why
would she?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
She's Darcy the bottom of the V neck like the
where she has her shirt or not shirt button is
four inches below the crease of her titty.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Like, yes, she looks like a with the hair and everything.
She looks like a character from The Wine, the Witch.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
And the Wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Well, yes, yes she has you know, she's Joscelyn Wilderstein
or Wildenstein or that kind of cat lady, like that look,
you know, mixed with Eastern European, you know, like kind
of like a less modest yara, you know. Like so
then so then Georgie is like immediately like do you
(46:48):
want a Cosmo? I'm gonna get up a glass of wine.
And she takes this glass of Cosmo and she drinks it,
and he starts talking about what he's been thinking. And
you know, since Bulgaria, now her nails are everything is
she is to the nines. I mean she looks like
(47:09):
this is why it feels like so fake. She looks
like she's going to like the opening of a Vegas
third rate show every time she steps.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Out of her door.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
It's also a magician show. Yeah, yeah, agreed, a third
rate magician.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
We get a conversation and I feel like I'm gonna
say it now, I feel like we're gonna get sharped.
Do you yes, So the conversation, of course, is them
talking about how they haven't really talked, and he's like, well,
I've been thinking, and you know, ever since Bulgaria. You know,
my sister said, you know that she would like me
(47:50):
to have kids. And I mean Darcy is like, oh
here it is, here, it is no, I know what's coming.
I don't want to hear it. Oh there it is,
no do let's Stacy say, I know it's coming. I've
been waiting. Oh God, all right, George like, I mean, it's.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
It's I called it last week.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I said, I think he's going to tell her that
he wants to have kids now and it's the one
thing Darcy can't give him.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Okay, So you think that it's one hundred percent reel
because they set up the fact that she thinks that
he's gonna say that he's gonna have to leave her
because he wants kids. And I get that that's definitely
how they're framing it.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
I'm not saying it's real. I'm just saying it's her
worst fear, yes.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
For sure. Yeah, and we've seen it. You know that
it's like the Angela and you know we've seen the
egg looking for an egg when the egg's not there.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Got one egg and cut to the egg, just smoking
in her years, going here here if you need me.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yet, dar one egg three feet?
Speaker 1 (48:55):
What I'm gonna give you three feet?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Darcy's like egg has like false eyelashes and extra sharp
pointed chin. Honey, you know I do a big It's
just me like I do a big house of eleven
eleven eleven. Yeah, I guess my mind. You know she
has this huge reaction, oh reaction. So no, he hasn't
(49:25):
really said it yet. He's hinting at what it is.
It almost feels like he's gonna be like she's of
course doing what I did, where she's like, oh, here
it is, you know, And then I kind of feel like,
is he going to really be like And the thing
about it is, I love you so much? You know,
can we adopt? I mean he could be like we
could could we adopt? Or he could be like, ah,
(49:46):
you know. The thing is I she told me that
that's what she wanted me to have kids, and I
thought about it, and the thing is I am actually
one hundred percent fulfilled and just happy with you. Oh
when your kids aspen and mine.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Animal, No, that's a uppet it's Anco Oniko.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Not Animal.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
What do you so?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, you think what do you think is gonna happen?
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Well, now I kind of think we are gonna get sharped,
but it's also the last episode. Next week is the
last episode, so maybe we're not because they're gonna want
to leave it up so that way we can watch
the tell all and see what's gonna happen in the
tell all. So I think we're gonna feel that they
are broken up and not find out the status of
their relationship until the tell all. Wow.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
So if they're going to go on to Darcy and
Stacy season six.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
I mean we want them on Last Resort there. I
feel like they're teeming them up for Last Resort. But
the rumors are they've already announced kind of do you
see that there's been a leak of the cast and
Darcy and Georgie we're not not on there. Not on there,
Jacan and Sarper, Yeah, Jenny and submit, but not not Darcian,
(51:00):
which I hope means we maybe are going to bring
back Darcy and Stacy.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, and then just have that be But I just
don't know if he's setting himself up to be on
that or he or he's gonna be talk.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
About moving back with their dad.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
So like it's Darcy and Stacy right, because Darcy and
Stacey didn't work well and they lived in Miami because
they were like two in their element. Like it's better
when they're in Connecticut and they're both like Darcy and
Stacey are these like overdone fish out of water in
this town of Connecticut with they with with drunk Debbie
and drunk Raina.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
I wish they would do things like go to like Louise,
like Louis and may Alcohol's house or something like that,
like you know, like really like dive into other parts
of like where they live in the New England atmosphere.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
You know that's gonna They're not gonna show up one
of the gardens in the Hamptons.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Oh too bad.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
All right, my love, thank you so much for being
on this episode. I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Always is your joy e always always always.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
I know all I want to do is drink a
Georgie size glass of red wine with you.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
I know, I know I have my one. I'm gonna
do a little work out, so good for you.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
That's you have some moderation.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Is at the point I'm having another glass after I
finished my work.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
I'm just waiting patiently. Yeah, I need a dinner otherwise
I'll get drunk.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Mm.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Well, don't do what Julia is doing with pizza and
lemonade and differing her. Absolutely not. But if you can
get to my only honey, do it always? Yeah, obviously,
I love you so much and you Matt mar are
the host of Reality Gaze, which is an amazing podcast
and covers all the shows that Doky Swedes covers and
(52:39):
more and exists on all the social media's and a Patreon.
Is there anything else that I can It's at reality
to actually just go ahead, we just do your little thing.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
I love Reality Gaye podcast on Instagram, and I Believe
on TikTok and Blue Skotch, Reality Gates pod, Reality Gates
on Patreon, and yeah, we just are wrapping up Love
is Blind US.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
And we just said Love is Blind UK. We're about
to jump in.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
We do selling Sunset on Netflix that's coming out at
the end of this month, really fun candy show, and
then Secret Lives and Mormon Lives in November.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Oh, I know, I'm so excited about that. I'll be
following that as well. I'm into that. I'm doing Sister Wives,
that and toe and of course love is Blind. But
also your personal instagram is thematat right, the mat mark
to teas you ours. Yes, honey, thank you so much
for listening. I love you so much. I love you
(53:30):
so much. Of course, you guys. I'm at Chris L.
Farrah and I'm also on all the social media's including Instagram, TikTok,
I have a substack and I'm enjoying some substack time.
Of course, I'm also on YouTube. Please go and subscribe
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I'm telling you about the Sister Wives, Secret Lives and
(53:52):
Mormon Wives and of course nine to Day Fiance and
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the season of Happilyabor after it's been a joyous ride.
(54:13):
But we absolutely would love you to follow us on
our own individual channels, so please do and just call
me WAZ and here right now but that's Wahs and
of course again I'm at Chris L.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Fair.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
The elis for luscious, all right, babe, love love it,
Happy Halloween. We'll talk to you later night
Speaker 3 (54:37):
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