August 19, 2025 • 44 mins
Wherein Rocky and Tiffany bond while Usman doubts Colt's intentions with Cortney. Rob makes his last appeal to Jen. Tim opens up to Mei. Chantel prepares for a crucial moment. Singles make their final choices.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:01):
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Speaker 3 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Sweetee. Hey everyone, I'm Wah and I'm Chris, and welcome
to Docky Sweeties.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We're two longtime friends who discussed the riveting and sometimes
trashy world of reality TV and duck you todays.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, we're through our own lens, which sometimes honey is
in the drama and sometimes it's not, but at the
end of the day, hopefully mildly sweet. Hello, I'm so
excited to talk about this episode of ninety dight Fiance.
It's really the ninety day Hunt for Love, Season one,
episode thirteen, the girl who made her choice, And let
me tell you it's doubled in size. I mean, you know,
(00:42):
like halfway through the season it took one of those
like big mushrooms, you know, or like whatever whatever happened
uh in Mario where you just like went from the
small guy to the big guy mid game and now
you're just like double the size. So that's what's happened.
It's not two hours. But also let's just get right
to the important drama, which happened on our Instagram because.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, this is I'm gonna I'm gonna make an executive decision. Christina,
I want you to edit this out. And this is
Patreon only. Okay, that's probably you know this is Patreon only.
Uh so okay, I'll talk about it.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I I listen, you didn't consult me, and I understand why.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So I feel like because because I.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Didn't do it from the doty Swoody's account, Like everything
I was saying was very personal from me, and I
didn't say why felt this. I didn't even said your
name once about you said, you know, that's why I
obviously didn't have to and my way.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, yeah, I get you, I get you, but yeah
and so yeah wow I can yeah yeah, Well you
know what you said what you had to do for
your mental health and your peace of mind. So bravo
to you for for being brave and for you know,
trying to connect outside of the Doky Sweetees account.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, I don't want to say it like I guess
I was trying to right or wrong and like I
don't think you're wrong behavior clear up and misunderstanding and
try because like she knew she had done something wrong.
By the way. The other thing, it's obviously the entire
internet greets with our opinion. Like everyone was like, what
the fuck? So, you know, like everyone it wasn't it
(02:29):
was a well received opinion, you know, I'm saying not
a lot of people were like, you know, what she's
doing things. Some people are like they like the way
she manipulated him, but not that she tried, like you
want to manipulate the man. I feel bad short, but
you don't have to use the word trash. You can
just make him feel bad. The fact that she gave
him a chance on top of that is what is
really the wrong and then of course made the least
feel bad. Anyway, all that to say, here we are, okay,
(02:51):
So now let's start the episode twelve to twelve. Okay,
So we pick up on the fact that Cole tells
Jennifer that Raw is bad news and that you know,
they should be done with him once and for all.
He's like kind of like, look, he's basically trash a
hot you know, have to use the same thing, but
like you know, and you're let's just be us or whatever.
And at this moment, this is when Tiffany goes back
(03:13):
to Rocky, and then Usman tries to confront Carlo or sorry,
comfort Carlo about you know the fact that it's literally
two days before and for some reason they must have
invested interests in hooking up or whatever, and like, you know,
all things seem to be going crazy. Thet the last
(03:34):
little outing is in a yacht excursion. So we get
Tanya and Nick welcoming them, and it's going to be
like a luck like a luxury sorry, luxury yacht cruise
and like Gilligan's Island. Like you're kind of like what
if they all just stranded somewhere, you know, like and
his Jennifer Ginger and like, I mean, like is May
(03:57):
Mary Anne? You know what I'm saying? Like yeah, yeah,
I know, So like who else do you want to cast?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm gonna say that the the boat is Rocky's face
with that, Okay, okay. The palm tree is j because
he's really tall. The coconut on the palm tree is well,
(04:29):
Usman is the palm tree. Usman is another type of
palm tree. He's the coconut on it, but also may
be a pineapple because of that hairstyle that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
High pony braid. You know, here's the thing. You didn't
like the braids when they were down. He made fun
of the braids when they're down. And now for the
rest of the now that we have long episodes, he
put the hair up, and now he has a high
pony in the braids, and I, okay, yeah, the thing
is I disagree, but you know you are you all right?
I would much rather have the braids just down normal
style than this high stick ass pony. But okay, it
(05:01):
is a palm tree. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So the sand is like how many people? How many
people are Actually there's the rich people, like, yeah, they're
rich people. I forgot about.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
There's the scientist, there's like the professor, the mayor, you know,
just sing the song.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I just you're right, I just couldn't. The only thing
I can remember.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Is the skipper to the millionaire and his wife you
didn't get a name, the movie star sarand Marianne, and
then Gilligan.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah yeah, so the movie stars Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
The rich, Yeah, the rich Chantelle.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Who's who's Chantelle?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
The rich? Yeah? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
So yeah, that's goods good one.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We'll have to actually isolate individuals and then put them
up against their people and put this on the internet.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, so basically, yeah, Elisa's confused how Carlo went back
to Tiffany after telling her that he was obviously not
going to go back to Tiffany go back to her
and also telling her that he doesn't want to deal
with them kids, you know what I'm saying. So she's
everyone is whatever. And then we get a lot of
like edited party shots on this cruise, like you know where,
like it's slow mo. It's like kind of music uh
(06:20):
music video esque is how it described it. It feels
like that kind of vibe, and I'm like, I just
don't know if I need this. But then Tim doesn't
want Rob to fuck up his chance with May, and
Rob and May do hang out a lot and we've
seen them talk, but we don't get a lot of
Rob May conversations, like more so than they need the
(06:42):
one time like that she you know, blew his mind
with her sexual train.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Come on, ride the train and ride it too right now.
But here's I'm guessay.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Just I'm like, this whole Robin May scenario is just
so silly to me, Like we know what Rob's type
is and it is not May. May knows that, yeah,
and she's like, I'm not fucking this fuck boy, But
will I hang out with this fuck boy?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yes, I feel the same way, like I would fucking
kick it with Rob. He seems cool as fuck. Yeah,
Am I gonna fuck him? No, because I can't fuck
men who don't like me, who don't fuck women like
me Like I I that's you are now friend zoned
one hundred percent. And I feel like that's what's happening
between him and May. And also I think Rob suspiciously.
(07:31):
I feel like, and this maybe I'm just putting this
on here, I feel like Rob is one of those
guys who doesn't really feel like women and men can
be friends. And so I'm pretty sure that Rob doesn't
like gravitate towards women that he doesn't want to fuck,
and he's finally found a relationship with someone that he
doesn't want to fuck and he has a good time
with and people are now being like, you're a fucking
are and it's just like.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Right, why why do we why do we need this
like energy or whatever?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
But yeah, no, I I think the conversations on the
boat where I mean, the things that are happening on
the boat. Were cool, but then all of a sudden
it turns and I don't know, are we ready to
talk about the thing it turns into because the least
wants more screen time.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well, uh, let's just yeah almost, I'll get you right there.
So Joe throws something into Chantell's mouth, and that's the
last we'll see if Joe and Chantelle effort to doing
anything again. Rocky and Tiffany talk. She's wearing a long
sleeved green dress and they talk, and they talk obviously
about the situation with Carlo, and she says she's on
the fence. Courtney talks about kissing Colty and Usman and
(08:33):
that bye, lady, honey, are just listening right there? I mean,
you know, like right there like a Shakespearean play where
like you're like, that's too close. Anyone would know they're
right there, Like that's how close they are. You're like okay.
So basically she's listening as she's like, Yeah, Colty's gonna
come live with me for free for Florida. He's homeless,
he doesn't have a job. I just can't wait to
be to spend the rest of my life with this person.
And Usman is like scammer, and I have to tell
(08:56):
her I have to save this lady from she does
not know. So then he has a conversation with Courtney
where basically he's like, I don't understand you were going
to live in this fifty to fifty life, and she's like,
you're right. I this wait, yes, you're waking me from
the spell I had gone in here being like I
want to be taken care of and lit the soft,
comfortable life of a rich man's wife. I need to
be the millionaire's wife. I should be the millionaires. I'm
(09:19):
leaving here as Gilligan's fucking landlord, Like I cannot leave
here las Gilligan's landlord. You know whatever, God blas so,
but whatever, so the anyway, Then Rob talks to Jennifer
and Jennifer at that one moment was talking to Tiffany
and which like one of the only times they were
like on the same page. And Jennifer and Rob then
(09:40):
get to talk on the boat and like they're both
wearing hats, you know, and I'm saying, like he's wearing
like a kind of a Safari hat, like or the
hat of like a Nordic tourist somewhere with like open
toed sandals, and she's wearing like kind of like a
fabulous like whatever, just like sun hat. And then they
talk about Jennifer thinking that May and him are fucking
(10:03):
in the dominoes, you know. And then they talk about
how they could make it work, and Rob says, listen,
if you want it, we make it work, you know,
Like all you gotta do is want it. So then
Carlos says, Tiffany sees like Tiffany and Rocky flirting, and
he commiserates for Cole with coal like for the double
(10:23):
standard that females are allowed to flirt in this universe,
but hunting the minute that a guy fucks a woman twice,
he's just bannered. She's what that? How is that? That
isn't fair?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Men? Are the standards so put upon? Poor men?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They're so put upon that they like can't do the
same thing that women's can do, even though they can do.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
So much more that women's cans. But they don't see that.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
They want to be able to do whatever they want
at all times and don't let a woman try to
come back with any kind of power. Now, I will
say that to a certain extent, at least from Jennifer's
point of view as far as her being a it
is a double standard from Jennifer's like she wants so
much adoration and like blind loyalty and will go Caddy
(11:09):
in a second.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
We'll be like, I don't like it because you are talking.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
To May and it's like, if I were May, I'd
be like, bitch, this is the one and only time
that you and I are even talking to the same
person about anything.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Like you don't worry.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I'm not your competition, Like, don't It's it's cool.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
You still got it, bitch, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Of course, it just it just makes me so annoyed
that Jennifer is like, you know, kind of being like
you have to love me only, and it's just and
it's it's funny because I think that that speaks a
lot to what Tim wants to and we'll get to
that later on, and it's human nature. I'm not going
to judge them because I feel like that's what I
want to, but to watch it play out, I'm like, oh,
(11:58):
I'm shooting myself in the foot.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But anyways, way, what do.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You want to I'm confused with what you said you
like I.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Would I love undying like loyalty from the very beginning
that never makes me question anything. Yes, but does that
mean if I don't get that, I cut and run immediately?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
No, Like I have had.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
To learn to be like, Okay, if if he's not
giving me the un mitig unmitigated, no, the un if
he's not giving me all the attention that I want
and making me feel like the most super special person,
then all I have to do is adjust if I
still want to talk to this person, that's meaning to
cut them out of my life. But that means that unfortunately,
(12:41):
right now you've lost my trust and we can still
kick it, we can still do whatever, but I'm not
going to be a girlfriend. Like that's not on my
mind anymore because I am now uncomfortable, but I'm comfortable
for certain things like so anyways, Like that's that's what
I'm saying. But to get back back on track, I
love the conversation between Usman and Courtney because Usman's absolutely correct.
(13:02):
He's never stated a case so clearly that I was like, Oh,
you're fucking right, Like he's absolutely right. He's like so
so quoti. He has no place to live. He is
a homeless jobbless and living in his CA. So you
tell me, is this the past?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is this the past? On you want?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Because I was under the impression that that is not
what you want and it feels very like fifty to
fifty lifestyle. And I said, come on usman, if you
don't pay attention to the conversations happening in America right now,
because I feel like those conversations aren't happening in his country,
men at least to a certain extent, understand what the
fuck they're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
In this country, we're going through some kind of.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Like like we're going through a war right now. The
birth rate is declining, Women don't give, women aren't marrying,
women aren't having children, Like we're in a very like
I don't know. Korea is going through it too. There's
a lot of countries that are going through it where
women are just like fuck this, Like why am I
going to beerate myself and put myself down and put
myself from positions where I'm like hunting after men when
(14:02):
I can just stand on my own two feet and
do what the shit I gotta do, what the fuck
I gotta do, because I don't we don't live in
a time where women can't work like so he but
he's like zoning in on that and being like, don't
you don't want that fifty to fifty lifestyle now? And
I thought to myself, So, usman, in this world of
where you were taking care of Courtney, is that in
usd or is that in like some Nigerian uh money?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
What? What are you offering?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Because you're you're saying the right things, but you've also
never lived in the US. You've also never been able
to take your funds that you make in your home
country and then like exchange those funds and then come
to the US and try to live. You might offer
her fifty to fifty two in the beginning because you're
unable to like step up and do the things that
(14:50):
you think, you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
So I think that's intracently Another thing is that I.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Don't know if she said this at this point, but
she's like, yeah, I already talk to my parents and asked
them if cult can move in.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And I was like, wow, I was so embarrassing. Is
she the only child?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Because like that only makes sense if you're the only child,
because like good.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I would never as an only child be able to
bring a man in to live with me and my dad.
So I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel the same, Like I'm just like, yeah,
no that I think. I think that I don't understand
how I don't understand, Like, see, to me, there needs
to be cubic space, right, like I can see you
not wanting to bring somebody to your dad's home. There's space,
but it's not enough. It's not it's not enough live in.
(15:36):
It's not enough. But so like I'm like, how big
is the house in which she's having cult live in?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
And like what is what is her dad's energy? Like
you know it means chill.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, chill is the answer.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Chill as fuck.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, af is the answer. So basically I mean so basically, yeah,
we're gonna get you right to you want to talk
about Alice, which is ye, after that Carlo and Tiffany talk,
and then that is when kind of everyone starts to
get on the same like plane in the yacht where
like now everyone's like hanging out because you know, like
(16:13):
they're supposed to go and talk to their like last
choices and you know whatnot. But obviously at some point
they just get bored and they're just on this yacht.
And I don't know if they're getting seisick, but I
certainly would, and I can't tell if there's a lot
of alcohol. None of these people get super drunk, which
is interesting. We're not We're no longer in like a
crazy drinking culture, Like everyone doesn't drink anymore. Like I
feel like Elise is the drunkest one we've seen here.
(16:34):
And sometimes they drink, like we see them in the
rooms and stuff, but like rarely do we see people
get sloppy on the show, maybe Carlo for how much
she's sweating. But at the same time, so that is
when Elise take it away.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Well, so Elise is you know, she's like needing more
screen time and Bravo for her.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
So she's like, what is that what I spy with
my little eyes?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Something gold? Is that my bracelet? It's genuaring my bracelet?
And someone like that your bracelet or is Courtney, I
don't know who it is with somebody who's like here
for the drama, is that your bracelet? And she's like, yeah,
I actually gave that to Rob on the first night.
Cut to them showing us or giving it to Rob because.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You herded her armies. It hurted. And also I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Realize that like arm jewelry was back, like upper arm
jewelry was back, and my arm upper arm has never
been bigger. But I'm like, I gotta give me some
arm jewelry jewey. Anyways, so she then is like, oh
my god. And then Courtney or someone I think it's Courtney,
is like, oh my god, like why did she I
(17:36):
need to find Colonel Mustard in the in the library
with the candlestick.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Like I want to know how Jen got that.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And I'm like, there's no reason to do clue. It's
obvious that if you gave that to Rob, then either
Rob gave it to Jen or Jen was in Rob's
place and took it because she was like, whose is this?
It's mine now, which is something that I would do.
If I went to a man's home and I saw
a piece of jelly that I liked that other bitch
left it, then it's mine. Yeah, it's a real dominant move.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It's alpha. Yeah, it's an alpha female move. And also
I realized, I mean going back to like Jennifer, The
one thing I will say is I am so possessive.
I think I get really possessive of well, definitely like
the idea of someone that I want to be with me,
you know what I'm saying. Anyway, So here we are,
(18:29):
So at this point, Jennifer of course in a lease fight,
and Jennifer is like you are always you know, like
making drama and you just like hate me so much
and you're just like, well what leave it alone? And
then Cole and Jennifer talk about it and like he
because he wants to be like, how the fuck do
you get that bracelet bitch? Because he had to be
a rock's room and she just tap dances around at honey.
(18:51):
She's just like yeah, and then he at then point
puts everything out there and it's like, listen, I want you,
I've always wanted you. We'll move to America. I'll start
the visas pross US. And then she's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
and I will tell you my answer tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Also, like did you even ask her if she wants
to come to the US, Like how presumptuous of you,
and like it's crazy that you're like, I'm going to
start the K one visa. So anybody in this country
who is concerned about someone coming over for the right reasons.
I need you to look at Cole and be like, hey, Cole,
you need to make sure that she's coming over for
(19:27):
the right reasons, and also stopping one of these dumb
Americans who just want to loiter and hold US citizenship
over people's heads in order to get them to come
here for your own purposes. Like you don't even know
this woman, you've never met this woman's child, you don't
know what her lifestyle is, you do have no idea,
and you're just like, I want to win against Rob.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, but yeah, it's just really fuck it's just so weird.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
It's so icky and weird, the way that he's behaving
over Jennifer and the way he wants to fight Rob
over Jennifer and then is like whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
But anyway, so it was all very very petty but
also kind of good TV, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, absolutely, So basically that's the end of the yacht date,
and then we get May and Tim's own personal date,
which I mean is awkward in every way possible. But
one way it's awkward is that they both walk into
a beautiful space with a person that's been paid to
be there, and they're about to do a yoga date
(20:31):
and then he's like yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys can leave. Hey, May,
can I sit down for a second. And then he's
like she's like yeah, okay, and then he's like, just
want to talk a little bit. First he's just like
You're like, oh okay, just like you know, trying to like,
you know, take charge here, Tim. It's like the I've
like literally never seen him like make such moves. And
then he's like, well, I can't do yoga. I hurt
(20:51):
my back. And I was like, oh, there you are, Tim,
just classic. And then he's like, also, you're not enemy.
I literally saw you in Honey and I saw the
sparks and like again, May's like no. And then he's
like you want to fuck him? And she's like well
sure yeah, and he's yeah, and he's like and he's
more your type and she's like, well physically yeah, I
(21:14):
mean maybe, well just the fact that he yeah, he's okay.
And then she's like, what's your point and he's like
I just you know, like I just don't think that
it's gonna work out, because you know, like you live
in the same city with him, And that is the
only sentence that made sense, because as you said, like,
Tiffany has two kids. You know, she doesn't live anywhere
near the Orange County Scout location where all of these
(21:36):
people were pulled from. And soe every obvious that the
casting person was an Orange County resident or something and
went to a couple of bars on off Pch and
that's how she got Rocky and Cole like that's why
they're all there, like you know, so anyway, and then
basically May who maybe even lives in our vine, but
they were just like, please just say it, La, you
know who knows. But like you know, they're all southern
(21:57):
Orange County, southern California. So she's like, okay, well can
I still can we still do the Can I still
to the other class Like I'm fine?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
She's like yeah, She's like, well, I mean Rob is Rob,
you know, like he is undoubtedly handsome and undoub Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
If I were to.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Meet him at a bar and he wanted to fuck,
I would say yes so that I could be like,
look at this, fuck this man, I fucked, you know
what I mean? But like not, I I think that Tim.
What Tim doesn't understand is that he has money. He
has money and so and he's not bad looking. He's
(22:40):
he's got a weird he's got a weird gait, and
he always seems to be hurt, and he is an athletic,
and he thinks he's old and he's slow and all
these things that he says. He looks sickly, but he
has money. In real life, he doesn't look sickly in
real life. He doesn't look sickly to me. I was like,
I expected him to be shorter. He was actually taller
(23:01):
than I expected in real life. And even though his
style is wild, Like, if we're the same age and
you're not denying me sex or you're not denying me
the ability to go out and find sex, and you
have money, I'm in. As long as your breast doesn't
smell and you have a good hygiene and.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Your apartment isn't or your home isn't disgusting, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, I mean you know, And I'm happy that you're open.
And listen, May's open, so May's open. You're open. You
do not open, Tim, Tim just is shooting himself in
the foot or whatnot. Or it really just feels like
it's not gonna work around the same city. I don't
want to live in La and that part makes sense.
So basically then we go on to another last minute,
last dish effort, Hail Mary the date, and that is
Tiff and Rocky. They do breakfast, which is it gavest
(23:49):
him cooking her breakfast just like it looks like the
bar outside of where the little areas and he's yeah,
like listen, macon bacon and he's like, how do you
want it? And she answers the correct way, which is
extra crispy. You always want your steak medium rare. You
want your bacon extra crispy. If you're gonna get the
ash browns the same way, too great me. He also
pours her a beautiful mimosa with a strawberry inside, and
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then he just decides to say whatever the perfect thing
he thinks she wants to hear is about Everything's like, listen,
I love you to treat like a queen. In fact,
I've thought about you the entire time, even though we've
seen Rocky literally talk to many other girls after this
cup luss and then be like, I'll tell you what.
I love kids, so I especially loved taking care of
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other kids and your kids I'm sure are angels in
the life because there come from you and you are
the god, like you know, it's just like yeah, like
it's like a little much where the other one. I
mean it's like Goldilocks, like she really got you know,
someone who's like fucking hate them kids, and then someone
who's like I'm obsessed with your kids, and she's like.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the one who said that
they that they would love this. I mean I just
have Yeah, okay, I want breakfast.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I thought that was really cute.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Now the Yuku Leley playing a sorry don't sing to me,
I I got secondhand embarrassment watching that.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Because if if you are, here's what.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Needs to happen.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
This is the perfect scenario.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
If you were going to sing to me, you need
to sing a cover of a song that I love,
then sing it well so that I can be like, h.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Like original music.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm trying to figure out what's going on, Like I'm
I don't I don't want a new song. I want
a song I already know, and I want you to
sing it well, like maybe give me some like Tennessee
Whiskey from Chris Stapleton.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
It's a hard song, this thing. Unless you're gonna do
a good I know.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But that's what I need, you know, you know, yeah
it's okay, Okay, I'll accept that. What uh anyways.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Go yeah, I'm answering this. Yeah, like that, like just
the way you look too nice.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Okay, that's a good dissenter.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, it's a standard, and I feel like you can
do whatever the fuck you want with it, and like, sure,
there's beautiful ways of singing, but we haven't heard like,
I mean, Chris Teplson has such an amazing voice. I
hear what you're saying. It's like you couldn't sing what
need to me? You count sing Mariyah. I mean, I
don't know how you would do it.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
But it's low, Like that's why I picked it, because
it's slow, and it's slow so like you can you
can kind of do a lot with it. It's not
like he's vocally like his his vocal talent is the
natural thing that comes out of his mouth, as opposed to.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
The undu the like of notes. Sure for sure for me. Yeah,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Go ahead, Oh yeah, well I'm just going to move on.
So yeah, I mean, basically after that boring estate where
he says all the right things and whatever, and she
just sits there. We get the montage of people getting
ready for a party. We see Courtney, who wants to
look hard for the last night Pills picks a silver
sequin dress and she's like, I'm also gonna text all
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the girls the options.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Okay, this is a This to me feels like a
girl's girl move, but also a rookie mistake. I don't
want to know what anyone else is wearing because I
don't want to a be influenced b I don't want
anyone to be influenced by me and wear something similar
like I want us to all come with our own
natural flavors, And where will you want to wear? Also,
(27:30):
I have a question for you, if somebody were to
tell you, and maybe this is for people who are
seasoned reality TV people, why would you bring any amount
of sequin dresses to Tulum? Sequence to me feels heavy
and irritable and itchy and like you know you eat.
(27:51):
I'm not gonna wear a seat and there is many
a sequin dress. I feel like Jennifer's. I feel like
Jennifer's palette and outfits and Tiffany's outfits were the most
to loom. But Jennifer is actually perfect. Maybe I'll even
give it to a lease because at some point Tiffany's
outfits just to kind of remain the same, all shoulder black,
(28:12):
She wasn't giving us a lot of diversity, but Jennifer
and that satin baby blue.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, I agree with you, I agree with you. Yeah.
Chantel also packed the sequence and we get Chantel facetiming
Ashley and you know, and it hurts. It's like a
dark sequence dress, you know, like sparkoly dress. Now it
does have a high thigh and it's hot as high,
you know, like and you know, we know that Chantel
is in the middle of her coming out journey. So
(28:40):
Rob irons and talks about Jen and then I'm kind
of like, so even the producers won't even ask Rob
if may's an option?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Right, I feel like the producers don't.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Don't you feel like the structure of the way the
producers are doing this show is different than than the
normal ninety day thing because normally they call them out
on stuff. They would have been called Rob out on
having sex with Gin. They would have been like, so,
what were you doing in Gin's room last night? And
then he would have been like what, and they would
have been like, yeah, you know this cameras in the room,
(29:19):
like I feel like they would they would have done
something that they didn't. They never had that conversation with
Rob in his confessional, and his confessionals were one of
the best, one of the better confessionals, Like he really
did provide a lot of good commentary.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yes, absolutely, I agree, and Cordy did too.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Mm hmm, Chantel tried.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Tim did too. You know, Tim did too. I mean,
you know, I'm going to give him that. So Jennifer
is nervous and by the way, never Jennifer travels with
a large variety of makeup rushes and I loved it.
It was like a full tool kit, honey. I mean,
she had it all and I was like canvas roll
out and I was happy for her. And she talks about,
(30:03):
you know, picking between Rob and Cole. And then Tim
puts on a blue velvet jacket and I liked it.
I didn't love it, but I did like it. And
then we see usman went the braid in a high
pony and I'm like, so sad. Carlo then has a
conversation to Tiff and says, the wildest thing that I
wrote down, you are the sun in this galaxy and
(30:26):
we are the stars going around you.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I mean, that's kind of true. It's wild.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I agree, like, I agree, I thought, I agree, I see,
I thought that, and that's.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Why why Yes gotcha, Yeah, we got you, We got you.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So it's it's interesting that was his little last ditch
effort to like let her know that he's there for her.
And then so Carlo calls Tim signor cock block because
Tim is trying to make sure that Tiffany doesn't make
an other mistake with the man that she's been with.
And so then the three Stooges come out and they
(31:08):
talk to the group about like who's made a connection
and who hasn't made a connection. So they go first
with who hasn't made the connection? And Chantelle stands up,
Tim stands up, and maybe one other person stand up.
So they have the conversation with but you know, they
don't talk about the non people. Like these people we
never hear anything from them. We just get their visual expressions.
(31:29):
Who's that boy below Joe?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
We'll never know.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
All I'll do is like I'm gonna create a meme
that's just like on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
It's just like everyone we don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm collecting my data, currently, gathering the facts. So Tiffany
stand not Tiffany, Tim stands up, and he's just like,
I just feel like I'm slow and it's hard to
make friends and so like at my age, like, you know,
I wish that I had more. But then he he
(32:01):
comes back and his confessionals, and he says that he
would do it again, but just without Jennifer there, and
I was like interesting. So Chantelle says that being there,
you know, she made more clear that she has, you know,
more interest in someone who's not there, someone in Atlanta, and.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
So she wants to explore that.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
And so she like cries, and everyone's so proud of
her for coming out, and I'm happy for her, like
I'm now we know in real life that some shit
went down between her and Ashley, and Ashley became obsessed
and called her forty seven times.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, but I think they're together again. I'm not quite sure,
but okay, I don't know if it's like it, Yes,
that's true. And also I realized everyone already kind of
knew her that she was coming out, Like for some reason,
I feel like no one was surprised.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Hmmm. I think she kind of talked about it with
her friends.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Like I feel like the conversation on the beach with Tim,
probably with Courtney, she had this conversation. Like the people
she was comfortable with, she probably already had the conversation
with them. Because there's so much that happens off camera.
For this to be a like open air space, you
would think that they'd just be cameras everywhere catching everything,
but it doesn't. It's still very produced with the segments
(33:14):
and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay, So basically I feel like this, you know, everyone
gets their time in the sun to like, you know,
wrap it all up. So after the people that did
make a connection, we get the people who have to
now make a choice. Honey, it's Sophie's choice, that's not
That's actually a horrible metaphor. Actually had seen the movie
and so much told me recently what the movie was,
and it wasn't what I thought it was about anyway.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh my god, you hadn't seen it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
No, I have never still seen it, and I don't
know what I thought it was about. Like I did
think it was like for some reason, I thought it
was about yeah, so like not about I'm not.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Going a choice between ice cream or like, you know,
but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What I thought it was, like, like maybe it was
like one of her kids was like had a disease,
and I thought it was like maybe one of her
kid has a disease and she had to like maybe
take a liver from someone else. I'm not quite sure,
you know, one of the other kids, like kid something.
But you know it's not okay, so let me just okay.
So then Tiffany starts. Okay, Tiffany goes first, and she
picks Rocky, and then you know, Rob says Rocky could
(34:17):
have been up there with anyone, which you know is
low Ki Shade and a Loki right, And then after that,
you know, the other hosts have to be like, well,
we know there's other drama foot so Carlo come down.
And then Carlo comes down and we're like, what's Carla
gonna do? Is he gonna be like, bitch, you just
said that you're gonna be with me, But he's like, no,
I'm just so happy, and you guys, I just want,
(34:37):
you know, to be friends with you forever, Tiffany, And
then I'm happy and also I also found the love
of my life here and that is a lease. And
then Elise I mean runs down right there just looks like, uh,
Earthula is hot human counterpart. Yeah, And basically Elise is
(34:59):
so excited. And then he's like, Lise, I go to
bed every night, I wake up every morning thinking about you.
In fact, you are the son and we are the
stars that go around for something we didn't like. Yo. Yeah,
and Tiffany's like, you just bitch, you fucking just roll
the tape and she doesn't even have to say roll
the tape because she has a roll the.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Rob says it. Rob says, roll the tape.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah. Rob's like I co signed, Yeah, yeah, yeah you
did say that.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Rob is like Rob is so expressive. He's like, what
the is happening? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
So then yeah, Tiffany says under her because uh, Carlo's like, I.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
You know, when I wake up every morning, I think
about you know what I think about you? I think
about what you're thinking about. And Tiffany's like, he said
the same thing to me to Rocky, and Rocky's like
he did and then so Carlo hears that, and Carlo
was like, okay, okay, I'm like, Carlo, you're not even
good at pretending like someone else is lying and you're
telling the truth. Like we could tell immediately that you're
(35:59):
the you obviously know that happened, but you didn't. It's
just so interesting to me when people like do things
and then when someone calls them out on it and
then being shocked. I'm like, if you're going to try
to run a scam or use the same verbiage or whatever,
you got to recognize that that some people might have
clocked it and they're.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Gonna call you out on it.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So just going ahead and admit, yeah, I know I
did say that to you, Tiffany, but that doesn't still
that makes it not That doesn't necessarily make it not
true for a least.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
I actually woke up thinking of both of you.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Like, just say that, lean into it, Like what's the
point of denying it? And so then Carlo even goes
a step further by telling Tiffany you're just jealous. And
then that's where we're like, you lost us one hundred percent.
The Peanut Gallery is dying.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
They are like, what.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
The fuck is going on? And I can't believe you
said that. So then once the beautiful Bean footage rolled
and we saw that she did facts say it to Tiffany,
which didn't happen in real life, but as the audience,
we're like, okay. Then the three stooges, they're like, well,
you know, at least, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 3 (37:09):
And Alise is like, ah, I'm staring at you.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
This is the look of Alist staring at Carlo being
like okay, what are what are you doing? Like what
is the game plan here? Like you just got caught
in something and now you're putting me in a position
where I can't because I feel like what happened is
is that they had a conversation like that night where
they were like, okay, listen, if she doesn't pick you,
pick me, yeah, and I'm gonna run up and we're
(37:34):
gonna like make it a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
And da da da da da.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
And then Carlo, because he's not fucking good at the game,
does says that thing.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Tiffany calls him out, Rob calls him out.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
So now Alise is looking at him and it's like,
you fuck this up, and now I'm in a weird
position again because you just can't follow protocol.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
You just you.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Get scared under the microscope and you say the fucking
wrong things, and so at least then has to just
be like I don't know, like I don't know what
my answer is, and that has to be okay. And
then he tries to like give her this damn bunny
and she's like, okay, I.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Guess that's the next step.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
He pulled it out, but the truth is just like
I still don't know, and like Tim, they're all just
like looking at this fool, like what the fuck? Like
I think the normal cast of ninety Day Fiance is like,
we get that you guys want to be on the show,
but this is not the way to do it, because
ninety Fiance isn't is a messy show, but it isn't.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Like Love Island messy.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
And right now you guys are trying to make this
love Island and it's not working.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
It's not working. It was so funny.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
So look at that. I saw her face and I
was like, fuck yeah, he fucked up. And they had
already had a plan and he fucked it up.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
He hill continued to fuck things up. That's that's him.
That's Carlos. Not a lot of smart men come from
Orange County. There's a couple, but like, I mean, rare
you know, maybe some good surfers. I don't have to
tell you. So after that, Court goes up and picks Colty,
and then Rob comes down and picks Jen, and then
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Jen picks Cole and then and then they kiss, and
then she says that picking that, like this decision was
the hardest thing she's ever had to do in her life.
And then Cole's like, well, they're like, what's next. Cole's
like maybe marriage, maybe k one And.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Rob is like that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Colt being for a rude awakening. I mean him, every
man there, every person that's had a penis is like that.
Cole's dumb.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, she's gonna chew him up and spit him out.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Even Carlow's like, stupid asshole.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
But then Cole goes an extra step and he's like, Jen,
I'm doing something for you that even Rob couldn't do.
And he produces a bracelet and I was like, no, no,
Rob did do that.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Actually he did do it. Yeah he did. He already
gave her a bracelet. So what do you mean did
you just buy this from the from the shop the like, yeah,
the loom shop or whatever. And you were like, I'm
gonna one up him.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
If you wanted to one up him, you should have
bought her a necklace or a whole set. Yeah, like it,
just like, here's another bracelet from me that Adam, like
Rob actually did it?
Speaker 3 (40:20):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
And so Tim is just like, so then this is
the point now where they're like, thank you guys for
all showing up. Have a good time party, and then
they again do the thing you were talking about that
they did at the in the boat scene where it's
like a music video style wrap around camera slow motion.
Everyone's having a great time on the beach. Jen looks
great in that baby.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Blue satin with her evovescent skin.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Like to me, Jenn and May and like maybe some
other girls that we don't actually see are the only
ones who understood that they just needed a light baby cream.
That they were gonna sweat profusely sweat on their face,
so every makeup that was on their face needed to
not be yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Needed to be wet.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Couldn't be fighting against that that heat, and so maybe
just a little bit of powder underneath the eyes to
set that, but everything else just needed because the rest
the way the rest of these shiny faces are going,
it's just like you're trying to fight. Chantelle is the worst,
Like Chantelle went there with full coverage.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, Matt and I yeah bad.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Anyways, So they do that and then people have their
little one offs where they're kind of talking.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Tim says.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
That's where Tim says that Jennifer is not a good
person and she's a liar and she's manipulative. Jennifer says
that she thinks that her and Coal are gonna work
out and they're gonna, you know, try something, and we're like, okay, girl, no,
And then Tiffany is happy for her with her choice
and excited to see the next steps. Courtney is like yeah,
(41:48):
me and Colt like we're gonna go off into the sunset.
And Chantelle's like, I can't wait to get home, but
it's gonna be hard because I gotta tell my family,
but I'm excited to get back to Ashley. And then
Colt is like very happy he won, and he is
sipping on a drink and he goes tastes good. I
imagine that's what usman's tears taste like. And I said,
(42:09):
do you know what call one? After breaking his foot?
Like who would have guessed that he would have won
against usman, I know, simply because he was laid up
and infirmed.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
No one's more surprised than usman.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Oh that's that's the end of the app, My loves.
But I mean, what a journey, and you know, God bless.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
So we have two more weeks of this and two
tell alls. I suppose unless they're going to skip one,
but the last of this is going to be September
second or first, and then after that they're going to
jump into.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
The other way. I believe it is to So yeah.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Sweetee. Hey everyone, I'm Wah and I'm Chris, and welcome
to Docky Sweeties.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We're two longtime friends who discussed the riveting and sometimes
trashy world of reality TV and duck you todays.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, we're through our own lens, which sometimes honey is
in the drama and sometimes it's not, but at the
end of the day, hopefully mildly sweet. Hello, I'm so
excited to talk about this episode of ninety dight Fiance.
It's really the ninety day Hunt for Love, Season one,
episode thirteen, the girl who made her choice, And let
me tell you it's doubled in size. I mean, you know,
(00:42):
like halfway through the season it took one of those
like big mushrooms, you know, or like whatever whatever happened
uh in Mario where you just like went from the
small guy to the big guy mid game and now
you're just like double the size. So that's what's happened.
It's not two hours. But also let's just get right
to the important drama, which happened on our Instagram because.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay, this is I'm gonna I'm gonna make an executive decision. Christina,
I want you to edit this out. And this is
Patreon only. Okay, that's probably you know this is Patreon only.
Uh so okay, I'll talk about it.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I I listen, you didn't consult me, and I understand why.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So I feel like because because I.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Didn't do it from the doty Swoody's account, Like everything
I was saying was very personal from me, and I
didn't say why felt this. I didn't even said your
name once about you said, you know, that's why I
obviously didn't have to and my way.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, yeah, I get you, I get you, but yeah
and so yeah wow I can yeah yeah, Well you
know what you said what you had to do for
your mental health and your peace of mind. So bravo
to you for for being brave and for you know,
trying to connect outside of the Doky Sweetees account.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, I don't want to say it like I guess
I was trying to right or wrong and like I
don't think you're wrong behavior clear up and misunderstanding and
try because like she knew she had done something wrong.
By the way. The other thing, it's obviously the entire
internet greets with our opinion. Like everyone was like, what
the fuck? So, you know, like everyone it wasn't it
(02:29):
was a well received opinion, you know, I'm saying not
a lot of people were like, you know, what she's
doing things. Some people are like they like the way
she manipulated him, but not that she tried, like you
want to manipulate the man. I feel bad short, but
you don't have to use the word trash. You can
just make him feel bad. The fact that she gave
him a chance on top of that is what is
really the wrong and then of course made the least
feel bad. Anyway, all that to say, here we are, okay,
(02:51):
So now let's start the episode twelve to twelve. Okay,
So we pick up on the fact that Cole tells
Jennifer that Raw is bad news and that you know,
they should be done with him once and for all.
He's like kind of like, look, he's basically trash a
hot you know, have to use the same thing, but
like you know, and you're let's just be us or whatever.
And at this moment, this is when Tiffany goes back
(03:13):
to Rocky, and then Usman tries to confront Carlo or sorry,
comfort Carlo about you know the fact that it's literally
two days before and for some reason they must have
invested interests in hooking up or whatever, and like, you know,
all things seem to be going crazy. Thet the last
(03:34):
little outing is in a yacht excursion. So we get
Tanya and Nick welcoming them, and it's going to be
like a luck like a luxury sorry, luxury yacht cruise
and like Gilligan's Island. Like you're kind of like what
if they all just stranded somewhere, you know, like and
his Jennifer Ginger and like, I mean, like is May
(03:57):
Mary Anne? You know what I'm saying? Like yeah, yeah,
I know, So like who else do you want to cast?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm gonna say that the the boat is Rocky's face
with that, Okay, okay. The palm tree is j because
he's really tall. The coconut on the palm tree is well,
(04:29):
Usman is the palm tree. Usman is another type of
palm tree. He's the coconut on it, but also may
be a pineapple because of that hairstyle that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
High pony braid. You know, here's the thing. You didn't
like the braids when they were down. He made fun
of the braids when they're down. And now for the
rest of the now that we have long episodes, he
put the hair up, and now he has a high
pony in the braids, and I, okay, yeah, the thing
is I disagree, but you know you are you all right?
I would much rather have the braids just down normal
style than this high stick ass pony. But okay, it
(05:01):
is a palm tree. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So the sand is like how many people? How many
people are Actually there's the rich people, like, yeah, they're
rich people. I forgot about.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
There's the scientist, there's like the professor, the mayor, you know,
just sing the song.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I just you're right, I just couldn't. The only thing
I can remember.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Is the skipper to the millionaire and his wife you
didn't get a name, the movie star sarand Marianne, and
then Gilligan.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah yeah, so the movie stars Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
The rich, Yeah, the rich Chantelle.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Who's who's Chantelle?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
The rich? Yeah? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
So yeah, that's goods good one.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We'll have to actually isolate individuals and then put them
up against their people and put this on the internet.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, so basically, yeah, Elisa's confused how Carlo went back
to Tiffany after telling her that he was obviously not
going to go back to Tiffany go back to her
and also telling her that he doesn't want to deal
with them kids, you know what I'm saying. So she's
everyone is whatever. And then we get a lot of
like edited party shots on this cruise, like you know where,
like it's slow mo. It's like kind of music uh
(06:20):
music video esque is how it described it. It feels
like that kind of vibe, and I'm like, I just
don't know if I need this. But then Tim doesn't
want Rob to fuck up his chance with May, and
Rob and May do hang out a lot and we've
seen them talk, but we don't get a lot of
Rob May conversations, like more so than they need the
(06:42):
one time like that she you know, blew his mind
with her sexual train.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Come on, ride the train and ride it too right now.
But here's I'm guessay.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Just I'm like, this whole Robin May scenario is just
so silly to me, Like we know what Rob's type
is and it is not May. May knows that, yeah,
and she's like, I'm not fucking this fuck boy, But
will I hang out with this fuck boy?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yes, I feel the same way, like I would fucking
kick it with Rob. He seems cool as fuck. Yeah,
Am I gonna fuck him? No, because I can't fuck
men who don't like me, who don't fuck women like
me Like I I that's you are now friend zoned
one hundred percent. And I feel like that's what's happening
between him and May. And also I think Rob suspiciously.
(07:31):
I feel like, and this maybe I'm just putting this
on here, I feel like Rob is one of those
guys who doesn't really feel like women and men can
be friends. And so I'm pretty sure that Rob doesn't
like gravitate towards women that he doesn't want to fuck,
and he's finally found a relationship with someone that he
doesn't want to fuck and he has a good time
with and people are now being like, you're a fucking
are and it's just like.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Right, why why do we why do we need this
like energy or whatever?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
But yeah, no, I I think the conversations on the
boat where I mean, the things that are happening on
the boat. Were cool, but then all of a sudden
it turns and I don't know, are we ready to
talk about the thing it turns into because the least
wants more screen time.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well, uh, let's just yeah almost, I'll get you right there.
So Joe throws something into Chantell's mouth, and that's the
last we'll see if Joe and Chantelle effort to doing
anything again. Rocky and Tiffany talk. She's wearing a long
sleeved green dress and they talk, and they talk obviously
about the situation with Carlo, and she says she's on
the fence. Courtney talks about kissing Colty and Usman and
(08:33):
that bye, lady, honey, are just listening right there? I mean,
you know, like right there like a Shakespearean play where
like you're like, that's too close. Anyone would know they're
right there, Like that's how close they are. You're like okay.
So basically she's listening as she's like, Yeah, Colty's gonna
come live with me for free for Florida. He's homeless,
he doesn't have a job. I just can't wait to
be to spend the rest of my life with this person.
And Usman is like scammer, and I have to tell
(08:56):
her I have to save this lady from she does
not know. So then he has a conversation with Courtney
where basically he's like, I don't understand you were going
to live in this fifty to fifty life, and she's like,
you're right. I this wait, yes, you're waking me from
the spell I had gone in here being like I
want to be taken care of and lit the soft,
comfortable life of a rich man's wife. I need to
be the millionaire's wife. I should be the millionaires. I'm
(09:19):
leaving here as Gilligan's fucking landlord, Like I cannot leave
here las Gilligan's landlord. You know whatever, God blas so,
but whatever, so the anyway, Then Rob talks to Jennifer
and Jennifer at that one moment was talking to Tiffany
and which like one of the only times they were
like on the same page. And Jennifer and Rob then
(09:40):
get to talk on the boat and like they're both
wearing hats, you know, and I'm saying, like he's wearing
like a kind of a Safari hat, like or the
hat of like a Nordic tourist somewhere with like open
toed sandals, and she's wearing like kind of like a
fabulous like whatever, just like sun hat. And then they
talk about Jennifer thinking that May and him are fucking
(10:03):
in the dominoes, you know. And then they talk about
how they could make it work, and Rob says, listen,
if you want it, we make it work, you know,
Like all you gotta do is want it. So then
Carlos says, Tiffany sees like Tiffany and Rocky flirting, and
he commiserates for Cole with coal like for the double
(10:23):
standard that females are allowed to flirt in this universe,
but hunting the minute that a guy fucks a woman twice,
he's just bannered. She's what that? How is that? That
isn't fair?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Men? Are the standards so put upon? Poor men?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They're so put upon that they like can't do the
same thing that women's can do, even though they can do.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
So much more that women's cans. But they don't see that.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
They want to be able to do whatever they want
at all times and don't let a woman try to
come back with any kind of power. Now, I will
say that to a certain extent, at least from Jennifer's
point of view as far as her being a it
is a double standard from Jennifer's like she wants so
much adoration and like blind loyalty and will go Caddy
(11:09):
in a second.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
We'll be like, I don't like it because you are talking.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
To May and it's like, if I were May, I'd
be like, bitch, this is the one and only time
that you and I are even talking to the same
person about anything.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Like you don't worry.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I'm not your competition, Like, don't It's it's cool.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
You still got it, bitch, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Of course, it just it just makes me so annoyed
that Jennifer is like, you know, kind of being like
you have to love me only, and it's just and
it's it's funny because I think that that speaks a
lot to what Tim wants to and we'll get to
that later on, and it's human nature. I'm not going
to judge them because I feel like that's what I
want to, but to watch it play out, I'm like, oh,
(11:58):
I'm shooting myself in the foot.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But anyways, way, what do.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You want to I'm confused with what you said you
like I.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Would I love undying like loyalty from the very beginning
that never makes me question anything. Yes, but does that
mean if I don't get that, I cut and run immediately?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
No, Like I have had.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
To learn to be like, Okay, if if he's not
giving me the un mitig unmitigated, no, the un if
he's not giving me all the attention that I want
and making me feel like the most super special person,
then all I have to do is adjust if I
still want to talk to this person, that's meaning to
cut them out of my life. But that means that unfortunately,
(12:41):
right now you've lost my trust and we can still
kick it, we can still do whatever, but I'm not
going to be a girlfriend. Like that's not on my
mind anymore because I am now uncomfortable, but I'm comfortable
for certain things like so anyways, Like that's that's what
I'm saying. But to get back back on track, I
love the conversation between Usman and Courtney because Usman's absolutely correct.
(13:02):
He's never stated a case so clearly that I was like, Oh,
you're fucking right, Like he's absolutely right. He's like so
so quoti. He has no place to live. He is
a homeless jobbless and living in his CA. So you
tell me, is this the past?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is this the past? On you want?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Because I was under the impression that that is not
what you want and it feels very like fifty to
fifty lifestyle. And I said, come on usman, if you
don't pay attention to the conversations happening in America right now,
because I feel like those conversations aren't happening in his country,
men at least to a certain extent, understand what the
fuck they're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
In this country, we're going through some kind of.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Like like we're going through a war right now. The
birth rate is declining, Women don't give, women aren't marrying,
women aren't having children, Like we're in a very like
I don't know. Korea is going through it too. There's
a lot of countries that are going through it where
women are just like fuck this, Like why am I
going to beerate myself and put myself down and put
myself from positions where I'm like hunting after men when
(14:02):
I can just stand on my own two feet and
do what the shit I gotta do, what the fuck
I gotta do, because I don't we don't live in
a time where women can't work like so he but
he's like zoning in on that and being like, don't
you don't want that fifty to fifty lifestyle now? And
I thought to myself, So, usman, in this world of
where you were taking care of Courtney, is that in
usd or is that in like some Nigerian uh money?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
What? What are you offering?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Because you're you're saying the right things, but you've also
never lived in the US. You've also never been able
to take your funds that you make in your home
country and then like exchange those funds and then come
to the US and try to live. You might offer
her fifty to fifty two in the beginning because you're
unable to like step up and do the things that
(14:50):
you think, you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
So I think that's intracently Another thing is that I.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Don't know if she said this at this point, but
she's like, yeah, I already talk to my parents and asked
them if cult can move in.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And I was like, wow, I was so embarrassing. Is
she the only child?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Because like that only makes sense if you're the only child,
because like good.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I would never as an only child be able to
bring a man in to live with me and my dad.
So I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel the same, Like I'm just like, yeah,
no that I think. I think that I don't understand
how I don't understand, Like, see, to me, there needs
to be cubic space, right, like I can see you
not wanting to bring somebody to your dad's home. There's space,
but it's not enough. It's not it's not enough live in.
(15:36):
It's not enough. But so like I'm like, how big
is the house in which she's having cult live in?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
And like what is what is her dad's energy? Like
you know it means chill.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, chill is the answer.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Chill as fuck.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, af is the answer. So basically I mean so basically, yeah,
we're gonna get you right to you want to talk
about Alice, which is ye, after that Carlo and Tiffany talk,
and then that is when kind of everyone starts to
get on the same like plane in the yacht where
like now everyone's like hanging out because you know, like
(16:13):
they're supposed to go and talk to their like last
choices and you know whatnot. But obviously at some point
they just get bored and they're just on this yacht.
And I don't know if they're getting seisick, but I
certainly would, and I can't tell if there's a lot
of alcohol. None of these people get super drunk, which
is interesting. We're not We're no longer in like a
crazy drinking culture, Like everyone doesn't drink anymore. Like I
feel like Elise is the drunkest one we've seen here.
(16:34):
And sometimes they drink, like we see them in the
rooms and stuff, but like rarely do we see people
get sloppy on the show, maybe Carlo for how much
she's sweating. But at the same time, so that is
when Elise take it away.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Well, so Elise is you know, she's like needing more
screen time and Bravo for her.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
So she's like, what is that what I spy with
my little eyes?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Something gold? Is that my bracelet? It's genuaring my bracelet?
And someone like that your bracelet or is Courtney, I
don't know who it is with somebody who's like here
for the drama, is that your bracelet? And she's like, yeah,
I actually gave that to Rob on the first night.
Cut to them showing us or giving it to Rob because.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You herded her armies. It hurted. And also I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Realize that like arm jewelry was back, like upper arm
jewelry was back, and my arm upper arm has never
been bigger. But I'm like, I gotta give me some
arm jewelry jewey. Anyways, so she then is like, oh
my god. And then Courtney or someone I think it's Courtney,
is like, oh my god, like why did she I
(17:36):
need to find Colonel Mustard in the in the library
with the candlestick.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Like I want to know how Jen got that.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And I'm like, there's no reason to do clue. It's
obvious that if you gave that to Rob, then either
Rob gave it to Jen or Jen was in Rob's
place and took it because she was like, whose is this?
It's mine now, which is something that I would do.
If I went to a man's home and I saw
a piece of jelly that I liked that other bitch
left it, then it's mine. Yeah, it's a real dominant move.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It's alpha. Yeah, it's an alpha female move. And also
I realized, I mean going back to like Jennifer, The
one thing I will say is I am so possessive.
I think I get really possessive of well, definitely like
the idea of someone that I want to be with me,
you know what I'm saying. Anyway, So here we are,
(18:29):
So at this point, Jennifer of course in a lease fight,
and Jennifer is like you are always you know, like
making drama and you just like hate me so much
and you're just like, well what leave it alone? And
then Cole and Jennifer talk about it and like he
because he wants to be like, how the fuck do
you get that bracelet bitch? Because he had to be
a rock's room and she just tap dances around at honey.
(18:51):
She's just like yeah, and then he at then point
puts everything out there and it's like, listen, I want you,
I've always wanted you. We'll move to America. I'll start
the visas pross US. And then she's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
and I will tell you my answer tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Also, like did you even ask her if she wants
to come to the US, Like how presumptuous of you,
and like it's crazy that you're like, I'm going to
start the K one visa. So anybody in this country
who is concerned about someone coming over for the right reasons.
I need you to look at Cole and be like, hey, Cole,
you need to make sure that she's coming over for
(19:27):
the right reasons, and also stopping one of these dumb
Americans who just want to loiter and hold US citizenship
over people's heads in order to get them to come
here for your own purposes. Like you don't even know
this woman, you've never met this woman's child, you don't
know what her lifestyle is, you do have no idea,
and you're just like, I want to win against Rob.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, but yeah, it's just really fuck it's just so weird.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
It's so icky and weird, the way that he's behaving
over Jennifer and the way he wants to fight Rob
over Jennifer and then is like whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
But anyway, so it was all very very petty but
also kind of good TV, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, absolutely, So basically that's the end of the yacht date,
and then we get May and Tim's own personal date,
which I mean is awkward in every way possible. But
one way it's awkward is that they both walk into
a beautiful space with a person that's been paid to
be there, and they're about to do a yoga date
(20:31):
and then he's like yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys can leave. Hey, May,
can I sit down for a second. And then he's
like she's like yeah, okay, and then he's like, just
want to talk a little bit. First he's just like
You're like, oh okay, just like you know, trying to like,
you know, take charge here, Tim. It's like the I've
like literally never seen him like make such moves. And
then he's like, well, I can't do yoga. I hurt
(20:51):
my back. And I was like, oh, there you are, Tim,
just classic. And then he's like, also, you're not enemy.
I literally saw you in Honey and I saw the
sparks and like again, May's like no. And then he's
like you want to fuck him? And she's like well
sure yeah, and he's yeah, and he's like and he's
more your type and she's like, well physically yeah, I
(21:14):
mean maybe, well just the fact that he yeah, he's okay.
And then she's like, what's your point and he's like
I just you know, like I just don't think that
it's gonna work out, because you know, like you live
in the same city with him, And that is the
only sentence that made sense, because as you said, like,
Tiffany has two kids. You know, she doesn't live anywhere
near the Orange County Scout location where all of these
(21:36):
people were pulled from. And soe every obvious that the
casting person was an Orange County resident or something and
went to a couple of bars on off Pch and
that's how she got Rocky and Cole like that's why
they're all there, like you know, so anyway, and then
basically May who maybe even lives in our vine, but
they were just like, please just say it, La, you
know who knows. But like you know, they're all southern
(21:57):
Orange County, southern California. So she's like, okay, well can
I still can we still do the Can I still
to the other class Like I'm fine?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
She's like yeah, She's like, well, I mean Rob is Rob,
you know, like he is undoubtedly handsome and undoub Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
If I were to.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Meet him at a bar and he wanted to fuck,
I would say yes so that I could be like,
look at this, fuck this man, I fucked, you know
what I mean? But like not, I I think that Tim.
What Tim doesn't understand is that he has money. He
has money and so and he's not bad looking. He's
(22:40):
he's got a weird he's got a weird gait, and
he always seems to be hurt, and he is an athletic,
and he thinks he's old and he's slow and all
these things that he says. He looks sickly, but he
has money. In real life, he doesn't look sickly in
real life. He doesn't look sickly to me. I was like,
I expected him to be shorter. He was actually taller
(23:01):
than I expected in real life. And even though his
style is wild, Like, if we're the same age and
you're not denying me sex or you're not denying me
the ability to go out and find sex, and you
have money, I'm in. As long as your breast doesn't
smell and you have a good hygiene and.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Your apartment isn't or your home isn't disgusting, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, I mean you know, And I'm happy that you're open.
And listen, May's open, so May's open. You're open. You
do not open, Tim, Tim just is shooting himself in
the foot or whatnot. Or it really just feels like
it's not gonna work around the same city. I don't
want to live in La and that part makes sense.
So basically then we go on to another last minute,
last dish effort, Hail Mary the date, and that is
Tiff and Rocky. They do breakfast, which is it gavest
(23:49):
him cooking her breakfast just like it looks like the
bar outside of where the little areas and he's yeah,
like listen, macon bacon and he's like, how do you
want it? And she answers the correct way, which is
extra crispy. You always want your steak medium rare. You
want your bacon extra crispy. If you're gonna get the
ash browns the same way, too great me. He also
pours her a beautiful mimosa with a strawberry inside, and
(24:10):
then he just decides to say whatever the perfect thing
he thinks she wants to hear is about Everything's like, listen,
I love you to treat like a queen. In fact,
I've thought about you the entire time, even though we've
seen Rocky literally talk to many other girls after this
cup luss and then be like, I'll tell you what.
I love kids, so I especially loved taking care of
(24:32):
other kids and your kids I'm sure are angels in
the life because there come from you and you are
the god, like you know, it's just like yeah, like
it's like a little much where the other one. I
mean it's like Goldilocks, like she really got you know,
someone who's like fucking hate them kids, and then someone
who's like I'm obsessed with your kids, and she's like.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the one who said that
they that they would love this. I mean I just
have Yeah, okay, I want breakfast.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I thought that was really cute.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Now the Yuku Leley playing a sorry don't sing to me,
I I got secondhand embarrassment watching that.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Because if if you are, here's what.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Needs to happen.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
This is the perfect scenario.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
If you were going to sing to me, you need
to sing a cover of a song that I love,
then sing it well so that I can be like, h.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Like original music.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm trying to figure out what's going on, Like I'm
I don't I don't want a new song. I want
a song I already know, and I want you to
sing it well, like maybe give me some like Tennessee
Whiskey from Chris Stapleton.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
It's a hard song, this thing. Unless you're gonna do
a good I know.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But that's what I need, you know, you know, yeah
it's okay, Okay, I'll accept that. What uh anyways.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Go yeah, I'm answering this. Yeah, like that, like just
the way you look too nice.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Okay, that's a good dissenter.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, it's a standard, and I feel like you can
do whatever the fuck you want with it, and like, sure,
there's beautiful ways of singing, but we haven't heard like,
I mean, Chris Teplson has such an amazing voice. I
hear what you're saying. It's like you couldn't sing what
need to me? You count sing Mariyah. I mean, I
don't know how you would do it.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
But it's low, Like that's why I picked it, because
it's slow, and it's slow so like you can you
can kind of do a lot with it. It's not
like he's vocally like his his vocal talent is the
natural thing that comes out of his mouth, as opposed to.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
The undu the like of notes. Sure for sure for me. Yeah,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Go ahead, Oh yeah, well I'm just going to move on.
So yeah, I mean, basically after that boring estate where
he says all the right things and whatever, and she
just sits there. We get the montage of people getting
ready for a party. We see Courtney, who wants to
look hard for the last night Pills picks a silver
sequin dress and she's like, I'm also gonna text all
(27:05):
the girls the options.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Okay, this is a This to me feels like a
girl's girl move, but also a rookie mistake. I don't
want to know what anyone else is wearing because I
don't want to a be influenced b I don't want
anyone to be influenced by me and wear something similar
like I want us to all come with our own
natural flavors, And where will you want to wear? Also,
(27:30):
I have a question for you, if somebody were to
tell you, and maybe this is for people who are
seasoned reality TV people, why would you bring any amount
of sequin dresses to Tulum? Sequence to me feels heavy
and irritable and itchy and like you know you eat.
(27:51):
I'm not gonna wear a seat and there is many
a sequin dress. I feel like Jennifer's. I feel like
Jennifer's palette and outfits and Tiffany's outfits were the most
to loom. But Jennifer is actually perfect. Maybe I'll even
give it to a lease because at some point Tiffany's
outfits just to kind of remain the same, all shoulder black,
(28:12):
She wasn't giving us a lot of diversity, but Jennifer
and that satin baby blue.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, I agree with you, I agree with you. Yeah.
Chantel also packed the sequence and we get Chantel facetiming
Ashley and you know, and it hurts. It's like a
dark sequence dress, you know, like sparkoly dress. Now it
does have a high thigh and it's hot as high,
you know, like and you know, we know that Chantel
is in the middle of her coming out journey. So
(28:40):
Rob irons and talks about Jen and then I'm kind
of like, so even the producers won't even ask Rob
if may's an option?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Right, I feel like the producers don't.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Don't you feel like the structure of the way the
producers are doing this show is different than than the
normal ninety day thing because normally they call them out
on stuff. They would have been called Rob out on
having sex with Gin. They would have been like, so,
what were you doing in Gin's room last night? And
then he would have been like what, and they would
have been like, yeah, you know this cameras in the room,
(29:19):
like I feel like they would they would have done
something that they didn't. They never had that conversation with
Rob in his confessional, and his confessionals were one of
the best, one of the better confessionals, Like he really
did provide a lot of good commentary.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yes, absolutely, I agree, and Cordy did too.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Mm hmm, Chantel tried.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Tim did too. You know, Tim did too. I mean,
you know, I'm going to give him that. So Jennifer
is nervous and by the way, never Jennifer travels with
a large variety of makeup rushes and I loved it.
It was like a full tool kit, honey. I mean,
she had it all and I was like canvas roll
out and I was happy for her. And she talks about,
(30:03):
you know, picking between Rob and Cole. And then Tim
puts on a blue velvet jacket and I liked it.
I didn't love it, but I did like it. And
then we see usman went the braid in a high
pony and I'm like, so sad. Carlo then has a
conversation to Tiff and says, the wildest thing that I
wrote down, you are the sun in this galaxy and
(30:26):
we are the stars going around you.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I mean, that's kind of true. It's wild.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I agree, like, I agree, I thought, I agree, I see,
I thought that, and that's.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Why why Yes gotcha, Yeah, we got you, We got you.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So it's it's interesting that was his little last ditch
effort to like let her know that he's there for her.
And then so Carlo calls Tim signor cock block because
Tim is trying to make sure that Tiffany doesn't make
an other mistake with the man that she's been with.
And so then the three Stooges come out and they
(31:08):
talk to the group about like who's made a connection
and who hasn't made a connection. So they go first
with who hasn't made the connection? And Chantelle stands up,
Tim stands up, and maybe one other person stand up.
So they have the conversation with but you know, they
don't talk about the non people. Like these people we
never hear anything from them. We just get their visual expressions.
(31:29):
Who's that boy below Joe?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
We'll never know.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
All I'll do is like I'm gonna create a meme
that's just like on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
It's just like everyone we don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm collecting my data, currently, gathering the facts. So Tiffany
stand not Tiffany, Tim stands up, and he's just like,
I just feel like I'm slow and it's hard to
make friends and so like at my age, like, you know,
I wish that I had more. But then he he
(32:01):
comes back and his confessionals, and he says that he
would do it again, but just without Jennifer there, and
I was like interesting. So Chantelle says that being there,
you know, she made more clear that she has, you know,
more interest in someone who's not there, someone in Atlanta, and.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
So she wants to explore that.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
And so she like cries, and everyone's so proud of
her for coming out, and I'm happy for her, like
I'm now we know in real life that some shit
went down between her and Ashley, and Ashley became obsessed
and called her forty seven times.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, but I think they're together again. I'm not quite sure,
but okay, I don't know if it's like it, Yes,
that's true. And also I realized everyone already kind of
knew her that she was coming out, Like for some reason,
I feel like no one was surprised.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Hmmm. I think she kind of talked about it with
her friends.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Like I feel like the conversation on the beach with Tim,
probably with Courtney, she had this conversation. Like the people
she was comfortable with, she probably already had the conversation
with them. Because there's so much that happens off camera.
For this to be a like open air space, you
would think that they'd just be cameras everywhere catching everything,
but it doesn't. It's still very produced with the segments
(33:14):
and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay, So basically I feel like this, you know, everyone
gets their time in the sun to like, you know,
wrap it all up. So after the people that did
make a connection, we get the people who have to
now make a choice. Honey, it's Sophie's choice, that's not
That's actually a horrible metaphor. Actually had seen the movie
and so much told me recently what the movie was,
and it wasn't what I thought it was about anyway.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh my god, you hadn't seen it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
No, I have never still seen it, and I don't
know what I thought it was about. Like I did
think it was like for some reason, I thought it
was about yeah, so like not about I'm not.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Going a choice between ice cream or like, you know,
but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What I thought it was, like, like maybe it was
like one of her kids was like had a disease,
and I thought it was like maybe one of her
kid has a disease and she had to like maybe
take a liver from someone else. I'm not quite sure,
you know, one of the other kids, like kid something.
But you know it's not okay, so let me just okay.
So then Tiffany starts. Okay, Tiffany goes first, and she
picks Rocky, and then you know, Rob says Rocky could
(34:17):
have been up there with anyone, which you know is
low Ki Shade and a Loki right, And then after that,
you know, the other hosts have to be like, well,
we know there's other drama foot so Carlo come down.
And then Carlo comes down and we're like, what's Carla
gonna do? Is he gonna be like, bitch, you just
said that you're gonna be with me, But he's like, no,
I'm just so happy, and you guys, I just want,
(34:37):
you know, to be friends with you forever, Tiffany, And
then I'm happy and also I also found the love
of my life here and that is a lease. And
then Elise I mean runs down right there just looks like, uh,
Earthula is hot human counterpart. Yeah, And basically Elise is
(34:59):
so excited. And then he's like, Lise, I go to
bed every night, I wake up every morning thinking about you.
In fact, you are the son and we are the
stars that go around for something we didn't like. Yo. Yeah,
and Tiffany's like, you just bitch, you fucking just roll
the tape and she doesn't even have to say roll
the tape because she has a roll the.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Rob says it. Rob says, roll the tape.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah. Rob's like I co signed, Yeah, yeah, yeah you
did say that.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Rob is like Rob is so expressive. He's like, what
the is happening? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
So then yeah, Tiffany says under her because uh, Carlo's like, I.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
You know, when I wake up every morning, I think
about you know what I think about you? I think
about what you're thinking about. And Tiffany's like, he said
the same thing to me to Rocky, and Rocky's like
he did and then so Carlo hears that, and Carlo
was like, okay, okay, I'm like, Carlo, you're not even
good at pretending like someone else is lying and you're
telling the truth. Like we could tell immediately that you're
(35:59):
the you obviously know that happened, but you didn't. It's
just so interesting to me when people like do things
and then when someone calls them out on it and
then being shocked. I'm like, if you're going to try
to run a scam or use the same verbiage or whatever,
you got to recognize that that some people might have
clocked it and they're.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Gonna call you out on it.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So just going ahead and admit, yeah, I know I
did say that to you, Tiffany, but that doesn't still
that makes it not That doesn't necessarily make it not
true for a least.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
I actually woke up thinking of both of you.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Like, just say that, lean into it, Like what's the
point of denying it? And so then Carlo even goes
a step further by telling Tiffany you're just jealous. And
then that's where we're like, you lost us one hundred percent.
The Peanut Gallery is dying.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
They are like, what.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
The fuck is going on? And I can't believe you
said that. So then once the beautiful Bean footage rolled
and we saw that she did facts say it to Tiffany,
which didn't happen in real life, but as the audience,
we're like, okay. Then the three stooges, they're like, well,
you know, at least, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 3 (37:09):
And Alise is like, ah, I'm staring at you.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
This is the look of Alist staring at Carlo being
like okay, what are what are you doing? Like what
is the game plan here? Like you just got caught
in something and now you're putting me in a position
where I can't because I feel like what happened is
is that they had a conversation like that night where
they were like, okay, listen, if she doesn't pick you,
pick me, yeah, and I'm gonna run up and we're
(37:34):
gonna like make it a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
And da da da da da.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
And then Carlo, because he's not fucking good at the game,
does says that thing.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Tiffany calls him out, Rob calls him out.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
So now Alise is looking at him and it's like,
you fuck this up, and now I'm in a weird
position again because you just can't follow protocol.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
You just you.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Get scared under the microscope and you say the fucking
wrong things, and so at least then has to just
be like I don't know, like I don't know what
my answer is, and that has to be okay. And
then he tries to like give her this damn bunny
and she's like, okay, I.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Guess that's the next step.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
He pulled it out, but the truth is just like
I still don't know, and like Tim, they're all just
like looking at this fool, like what the fuck? Like
I think the normal cast of ninety Day Fiance is like,
we get that you guys want to be on the show,
but this is not the way to do it, because
ninety Fiance isn't is a messy show, but it isn't.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Like Love Island messy.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
And right now you guys are trying to make this
love Island and it's not working.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
It's not working. It was so funny.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
So look at that. I saw her face and I
was like, fuck yeah, he fucked up. And they had
already had a plan and he fucked it up.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
He hill continued to fuck things up. That's that's him.
That's Carlos. Not a lot of smart men come from
Orange County. There's a couple, but like, I mean, rare
you know, maybe some good surfers. I don't have to
tell you. So after that, Court goes up and picks Colty,
and then Rob comes down and picks Jen, and then
(39:09):
Jen picks Cole and then and then they kiss, and
then she says that picking that, like this decision was
the hardest thing she's ever had to do in her life.
And then Cole's like, well, they're like, what's next. Cole's
like maybe marriage, maybe k one And.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Rob is like that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Colt being for a rude awakening. I mean him, every
man there, every person that's had a penis is like that.
Cole's dumb.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, she's gonna chew him up and spit him out.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Even Carlow's like, stupid asshole.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
But then Cole goes an extra step and he's like, Jen,
I'm doing something for you that even Rob couldn't do.
And he produces a bracelet and I was like, no, no,
Rob did do that.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Actually he did do it. Yeah he did. He already
gave her a bracelet. So what do you mean did
you just buy this from the from the shop the like, yeah,
the loom shop or whatever. And you were like, I'm
gonna one up him.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
If you wanted to one up him, you should have
bought her a necklace or a whole set. Yeah, like it,
just like, here's another bracelet from me that Adam, like
Rob actually did it?
Speaker 3 (40:20):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
And so Tim is just like, so then this is
the point now where they're like, thank you guys for
all showing up. Have a good time party, and then
they again do the thing you were talking about that
they did at the in the boat scene where it's
like a music video style wrap around camera slow motion.
Everyone's having a great time on the beach. Jen looks
great in that baby.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Blue satin with her evovescent skin.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Like to me, Jenn and May and like maybe some
other girls that we don't actually see are the only
ones who understood that they just needed a light baby cream.
That they were gonna sweat profusely sweat on their face,
so every makeup that was on their face needed to
not be yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Needed to be wet.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Couldn't be fighting against that that heat, and so maybe
just a little bit of powder underneath the eyes to
set that, but everything else just needed because the rest
the way the rest of these shiny faces are going,
it's just like you're trying to fight. Chantelle is the worst,
Like Chantelle went there with full coverage.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, Matt and I yeah bad.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Anyways, So they do that and then people have their
little one offs where they're kind of talking.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Tim says.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
That's where Tim says that Jennifer is not a good
person and she's a liar and she's manipulative. Jennifer says
that she thinks that her and Coal are gonna work
out and they're gonna, you know, try something, and we're like, okay, girl, no,
And then Tiffany is happy for her with her choice
and excited to see the next steps. Courtney is like yeah,
(41:48):
me and Colt like we're gonna go off into the sunset.
And Chantelle's like, I can't wait to get home, but
it's gonna be hard because I gotta tell my family,
but I'm excited to get back to Ashley. And then
Colt is like very happy he won, and he is
sipping on a drink and he goes tastes good. I
imagine that's what usman's tears taste like. And I said,
(42:09):
do you know what call one? After breaking his foot?
Like who would have guessed that he would have won
against usman, I know, simply because he was laid up
and infirmed.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
No one's more surprised than usman.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Oh that's that's the end of the app, My loves.
But I mean, what a journey, and you know, God bless.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
So we have two more weeks of this and two
tell alls. I suppose unless they're going to skip one,
but the last of this is going to be September
second or first, and then after that they're going to
jump into.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
The other way. I believe it is to So yeah.
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