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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Dumb in the Morning with Melissa Moore, the podcast on
Cool one.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh five.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
May knock out a couple of quickies for you here Melissa,
before we get ready for the mine bender. Okay, this
one's fast for anyone who's expecting a child right now
and you're trying to come up with your names. Apparently
there are names that are hated by grandparents. Oh, yes,
that's funny. But the funny thing about it is that
it's just such a random list. It doesn't even really
(00:29):
make any sense. Like some of the names on there
include Charlotte, Jack Finn, I know, Lindsay, Elijah. Where did
these like? It's just like random grouchy people who like
I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like his name, all right, I don't believe any of it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I don't even know. That's stupid, that's I never even
saw that story. Okay, you'll see the funny hats this
weekend because it's Doyby time again. Kentucky Derby the one
hundred and fifty first running the most exciting two minutes
in sports? It is what call it? Yes, I don't know.
It's such a posh thing. You know, you here, don't
take this wrong. Do not take this wrong? I don't
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mean this in critical anyway. You and Hazel and Lulu
strike me as the three women who would go to
a Kentucky derby party, but yours absolutely, But we would,
I mean we wouldn't be serious.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean we would dress seriously for it, just for
the fashion of it all because I do have a
Derby hat at home, by the way, of course I do.
But yeah, because it's just fun. It's just fun. We're
not flying to Louisville.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
We're not, you know, getting our pictures taken.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
But these parties all around town. They strike me as
people go and make mint jewelups. People have never had
a mint jewelup before in their life exactly. And it's
so funny because you and Gretchen would be, I swear,
the best of friends, and yet you're nothing alike. Because
if you invited Gretchen to a Kentucky derby party, would
your response would probably be I would rather take an
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angry nest of hornets and shove it into my pants
and go to a Kentucky Derby party. She would choose
that over the derby. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And Denver throws a great Kentucky Derby party. I've never been,
but it's just it's the fashion. It's fun. It's something
that we don't relate to here. I mean, we're Western
people here in Colorado, so this hoity toity southern Kentucky
derby thing is not us, but we have fun doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I have picked out the horses that are run tomorrow.
Although I like the name Chunk of Gold Love. That's good, yep.
I do have to put my support behind a horse
that's simply called Publisher. Oh wouldn that be perfect for me?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's good for you. I was debating between Tis Tastic,
who's got a twenty and one odds in Sandman because
of Metallica Inner Sandman.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, go with ties Tastic because Publisher is also twenty
to one. So let's see which of ours. Neither one
will probably win, but let's see which of ours great.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm taking Tis Tastic, I'll take Publisher Tistastic.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
What are we putting on this? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I want to do a dog underbos Oh, geez, Monopoly money.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
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