All Episodes

January 18, 2024 13 mins
The doctor looks back on her history of bad ideas, her abductions into alien spacecraft, and the big scoop is… She is looking for a co-host
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Get your scoops, get your sprinkles, get your spoons, and
get ready for Doctor ice Cream to diagnose you. This
is the Doctor ice Cream Podcast. Good afternoon, doctor Lovers
and ice cream Lovers.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Doctor ice Cream is back for episode two of the
current season.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Whatever season this is, I feel like it's maybe season four.
I'm calling it season home because I'm broadcasting live from
home as opposed to god knows where else I would be.
But I am at home at the moment, and I
was making some peanut butter concoctions today, as I am
prone to do several times a day, and I was
thinking about probably one of the worst, if not the

(00:51):
worst ideas I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I always live.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
By the philosophy that it is better to have one
thousand bad ideas than one good idea. I am a
quantity over quality girl every time, but jeezus, sometimes I
really do come up with the most her ideas, like
you really go hot. So I remember it was about
ten years ago I was starting a blog. I started

(01:17):
a blog. I didn't get too far into it, but
I started a blog that was just about peanut butter.
I bought the domain name extreme at peanut butter appreciation menua,
And I thought. I thought I was gonna add AdSense
to it. I was gonna get advertising, and it was
just gonna be a blog about how great peanut butter is.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
It wasn't even gonna be like recipes or like interesting
facts about peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It was literally just gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Be me talking about it how much I love peanut butter.
And I'm laughing because I've just realized that's what this
podcast is, but with ice cream. Actually, I've actually just
called myself up. I actually just realized I'm calling myself
out for the worst idea I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Peanut butter appreciation blog.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
And I just realized I currently have a podcast called
Doctor ice Cream where I spent like seventy percent of
the episode talking about just talking about ice cream. Is
this even like if I was gonna have a media
channel to the ice cream? I'm not sure that podcasting
is even like the best medium for that. I should
be doing like YouTube videos or TikTok's about my different

(02:25):
ice creams I make and my thoughts on ice cream, But.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Instead I started the podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Although this podcast is more like general Matrix Glitches How
to breakout of the simulation and just the sprinkling of
ice cream on top. But yeah, I was thinking about
this peanut butter blog, and I was like why. At
the time, I thought, yep, this is this is such
a good idea.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's my passion. I love peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm just gonna talk about it, get some advertising, and
I will be raking in hundreds of dollars a month.
Obviously that it didn't happen. I think I read I
wrote like two or three blogs after I got the
domain name. I posted like a few posts and I
was like, hmmm, I'm actually over this idea already, and
obviously I stopped doing it. And that's just like one

(03:14):
of probably about three or four thousand ideas I've had
like that.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
They sort of hit me.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think, yeah, they're so good, and then with a
little bit of distance, I think I don't even know
what I was thinking. Even in twenty twelve, when blogging
was at its peak, I don't think anyone except for
what ext for me, would have even read a blog
that was just about peanut butter. I mean, I was

(03:42):
really into peanut butter, so I guess I was a
doctor peanut butter at the time. But even then I
didn't know that much about that. What is there even
to say about peanut butter? I'm just kidding. There is
so much to say about peanut butter. I have so
many opinions about it. In fact, I probably have more

(04:03):
opinions about peanut butter than I even do about ice cream. Now, guys,
I know I pissed some of you off with my
ice cream opinions. This might piss some people off even
more if you're a peanut butter lover. Do you know
what I Oh, that's my dog, live High Cliffin Live. Yeah,
that's live Noises. And so I'm live in my pantry

(04:23):
at the moment. So I'm on a bit of a
health kick. Sorry, but I am trying to limit my
calories because.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Trigger warning.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I put on six kilos in like six weeks because
I got this new job by the restaurant and I started.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Eating Haigh Clifford.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I started eating Garfield size and quantities, quantities and qualities
Garfield size servings of lasagna. I was just I've been
stuffing lazagnie into my face. They gave me Losunge's a
takeo and like, hey, Crystal, you want this leftover lasagna,
and I was like, of course, I do give it
to me, baby. And I've also been just like stuffing

(05:04):
my face with everything I can find, and that's fine,
but I'm just trying to like get it off a bit.
And so I have bought Today. I bought my old
favorite peeb two powdered peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I have got so many.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Paints about this peanut powdered peanut butter. Twenty twelve met
it was on the blogs doctor peanut Butter. Hey, is
that the character from BoJack Horseman?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Huh? Anyway, doctor peanut.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Butter me to twenty twelve with my peanut butter blog,
I would have absolutely canceled myself canceled on the spots
for buying powdered peanut butter because what they do is
they take all the fat out of it. I don't
actually know how they do it, guys. This is an
absolute scientific miracle. It is basically just I'm looking at

(05:51):
the ingredient list and it's just peanuts, sugar, and salt.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't know what they do.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
So to make it in back to peanut butter, you've
got to reconstitute it with like water or milk. I've
tried both of those things and they're absolutely foul, disgusting.
Never ever do that, guys. That is my verdict on
the powdered peanut butter. Never ever, ever try to reconstitute
it into peanut butter. You just gonna get something that's gross.

(06:20):
What you can do with it is add it to
ice cream, my little homemade ice creams. What I do
is I add it to my grape yoga or my
frozen banana, whip it up, and it gives me peanut
by the flavored ice cream. Guys, it is so freaking good.
Oh my god, we've come full circle once again. We're

(06:41):
in a freaking vortex. We're in the matrix. Everything comes
back full circle. Doctor ice cream makes doctor peanut butter. Look,
I just said at the start of this episode, at
the beginning of this episode, the worst idea I've ever
had in my life is starting a peanut butter blog.
And now I've spent seven stray minutes talking about peanut butter.

(07:04):
You know, anyone in their right minds would definitely not
be hitting published on this episode. But I can guarantee
that I am, because this is just how it is.
I just I go totally a spur of the moment.
I don't think about what I'm gonna record anytime I
hit record on this app. I don't even have a plan.
I maybe have one vague jumping off point and then
I just go into it and whatever happens happens. But guys,

(07:27):
it does seem as though I should probably start another
peanut butter blog because I've still got opinions and I
do have a lot of ideas and things you can
make with that with this powdered peanut butter, there are
definitely some things where you don't actually need the real thing,
But if you do need.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
The real thing, you must absolutely.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Buy bigger, crunchy peanut butter. It is the only peanut
butter that there's actually working money.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well that's not true.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I pretty much like any peanut butter, although I hate smooth.
I absolutely would if I could remove one thing from
the it would be smooth peanut butter. Okay, I promise
I'm gonna stop talking about peanut butter now I've come
to realize, you know, it's not necessarily what people want.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
What people want is my thoughts about ice.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Cream, philosophy, love life, and reincarnation. So actually, on the
topic of this podcast, maybe I don't know if this
is one of my good ideas one of my worst ideas,
but I'm definitely wanting to find some sort of co
host mate, either for Doctor ice Cream, so I find
another doctor, a mister or missus ice Cream to join

(08:42):
me on the podcast, or start a new podcast with someone,
because guys, I would really love the vibe I think
of just vibing back and forth with someone rather than just.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Having all my opinions. And of course, when.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I've tried to find a co host in the past,
I've gone to it. I feel like I speak about
reddits so much on this podcast, I swear to ge
I do not actually spend this much time on Reddit
as it seems like I do. I just use it
as Google basically, I use it as my go to
So this is a sort of vague part of my life.
But I'm not like a reddity. I make maybe like

(09:18):
one post every six months. Maybe that's more than most,
but yes, So I was previously looking for a co
host on Reddit slash as slash podcast, which is it
podcast guest exchange, and people will of it usually guys,
let's be honest, but I would message me and be like, yeah,
let's team up, and when I do this, I want

(09:39):
to do that.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
It never goes anywhere. It's worse than Tinder on these
podcast team up apps and forums like it never goes anywhere,
never gets past the talking stage. And I haven't really
found someone I would vibe with yet. But I'm just
putting it out into the matrix, into the simulation as
something that I would love to manifest.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I would love to manifest a.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Co host to talk about ice cream and peanut butter with.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
So. I once had this dream slash.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't really think it was a dream where I
was walking down the street Interalgon, So, guys, I actually
think this was reality. I was walking down the street Interalgon,
I got to the center of the town, and the
spaceship evacuated me up into the air and I was
suddenly in this school with other people from Teralgon slashing
nearby areas. We were up in this spaceship hovering above

(10:31):
the town, and we got told that if we wanted
to come back to Earth, then we had to spend
three or four months in the spaceship learning.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
How life worked and the biggest lesson we got.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
In this spaceship is that you had to be happy
and joyful for everything in your life. And of course
I was like, okay, it doesn't sound like me. So
I had to spend three or four months in this school,
and then I finally got reincarnated back down to Earth.
And then I woke up the next morning in my bed. Guys,
this is three or four years ago. This is why
I don't think it was a dream, because I still

(11:09):
remember the details of vividly. I'm not tripping, It really happened.
So then I woke up the next morning and I
vividly remembered all the lessons I had learned in this
school in the spaceship above Terrealgon, and for like the
next day I was able to be walking around being
like a guy's life is an absolute joy and absolute holiday.
It's just a miracle to all be alive and here

(11:31):
we are. And of course, after one day I forgot
that and I started to be like, get me off
this planet, get me back into the spaceship. I'm actually
over being reincarnada. Of course, and now three four five
years have gone, except I was just thinking about that
dream again today. Well, I don't think really think it

(11:52):
was a dream, but I was just thinking about it
again today as I was sort of like drifting off
of my nap, sort of came back into me, came
back into my into my into my little vibe, into
my little world, back in you know, through the blood,
through the blood brain barrier. And you know, there's not
really much more to say on that, but I just

(12:13):
wanted to put that out there and get some thoughts, opinions,
and concerns about whether you really think I was abducted
and taken up to a school above Torealgaon and then
plopped back down, because guys, I still think about it.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I still think about.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
That five years on. I really think it did happen.
So if you want to discuss these topics and more,
get into contact with me, doctor ice Cream.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't know how you could do that.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I've just realized I've put the call out to team
up with me on the podcast, and then I haven't
given you any details of how if you probably Oh
my gosh, I feel like only five people listen to
this podcast. I know you all by name, and you
all follow me in social media, So just reach out
to me there. Let me know your thoughts, comments and
concerns about Peanut mother, about ice Cream, and about being

(13:04):
abducted above to relgin let me know your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Okay, until next.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Time, thanks for joining me on Doctor ice Cream. I'll
see you tomorrow for another big scoop
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

NFL Daily with Gregg Rosenthal

NFL Daily with Gregg Rosenthal

Gregg Rosenthal and a rotating crew of elite NFL Media co-hosts, including Patrick Claybon, Colleen Wolfe, Steve Wyche, Nick Shook and Jourdan Rodrigue of The Athletic get you caught up daily on all the NFL news and analysis you need to be smarter and funnier than your friends.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.