Dr Ice Cream

Crystal aka Dr Ice Cream is back with all matters creative, ice cream and matrix related. The big questions the small questions and all the latest scoops from her life.

Episodes

Fellas is it gay to like any ice cream that isn’t a maxibon?

February 5, 2025 • 7 mins

I stay on topic for the FIRST TIME EVER

Mark as Played

The children yearn for Substack

January 20, 2025 • 9 mins

The touch grass episode

Mark as Played

You don’t exist and this proves it.

October 29, 2024 • 10 mins

This would be the most blunt mind blowing episode of Dr ice cream thus far. You don’t exist and today the doctor is bringing you the proof of why.

Thanks to jazminegiovanni on TikTok.

Mark as Played

Are trees more real than humans?

October 28, 2024 • 4 mins

Last night, I got to wondering whether trees would be really annoyed by all of us people who believe in the matrix. Well are they? “Dr ice cream investigates”

Mark as Played

What is the meaning of life? Will any of us be remembered?

October 13, 2024 • 14 mins

I’m back baby! Season seven of Dr ice cream is here. Today I’m getting into the biggest topic of all. What is the meaning of life? Also, I talk about some music I’ve been making, how to get into your villain era and did I get Oasis tickets?

Thank you to Beyoncé for letting me record today’s episode.

Mark as Played

The Matrix Birth Deception: Uncovering the Truth About Whether We Are Actually "Born"

March 5, 2024 • 12 mins

Are we truly 'born' into the Matrix, or is our entire existence, from birth to death, a meticulously crafted illusion? In this eye-opening episode, Dr. Ice Cream delves deep into the concept of birth within the context of the Matrix simulation theory.

Mark as Played

My Vilian Origin Story (A Dating Story)

February 16, 2024 • 15 mins

I haven't been talking about my dating life much on the pod recently...and for good reason. But I still have a story of the most dissapointing non-starter to date.

I tried to get back into the dating pool and almost di*ed from strangulation by red flags....this is the Dr Ice Cream Villain Origin Story #dating #datingadvice #over30 #single

Mark as Played

Why I'll never watch The Matrix as a leading expert on simulation theory

February 15, 2024 • 11 mins

I may be a leading expert on how to escape from the Matrix but I have a confession: I've never seen the film The Matrix...and this is why.

Mark as Played

You don’t need to move to the desert

February 15, 2024 • 17 mins

I am always dreaming and planning of unplugging from society and moving to the middle of nowhere… Especially outback Australia. This is why I didn’t need to do it and you don’t need to either… Or do you?

Mark as Played

I'm turning 40 and I'm finally starting my YouTube podcast

February 14, 2024 • 9 mins

Dr icecream is now on Youtube!

Link here.

This is the audio version of the video. You can now WATCH OR LISTEN to the podcast :)

Turning 40 is actually terrifying and so is uploading videos. But I'm going to have to just deal with the embarrassment. In this first episode I talk about why a midlife crisis is NOT a myth and how I am getting over my fear of being seen (or not seen).

Mark as Played

The worst idea I have ever had. Also, I’m looking for a cohost. (These are not the same thing)

January 18, 2024 • 13 mins

The doctor looks back on her history of bad ideas, her abductions into alien spacecraft, and the big scoop is… She is looking for a co-host

Mark as Played

Do eyes really see reality? Dr Ice Cream is always on the case

January 17, 2024 • 13 mins

Dr ice cream is back and she will never tell you where she has been. But she will tell you about how you can never escape from the matrix and piss you off with her latest ice cream discoveries in this episode

Mark as Played

What do robots and butterflies have in common? Plus I almost got abducted last night

September 19, 2023 • 10 mins

Why do you never see baby butterflies or baby robots? The doctor ponders this question and also talks about a near miss with a UFO

Mark as Played

Life is good. Well, it isn’t, but being alive is good. Dr ice cream unpacks this dilemma

September 17, 2023 • 9 mins

Dr ice cream ponders whether life is actually good, and discusses why she hates being a psychic in this special holiday episode

Mark as Played

I found out the most embarrassing thing about myself last night

September 15, 2023 • 9 mins

Dr ice cream got told an extremely embarrassing fact about herself last night. She’s still in the recovery position. Also, do we have free will?

Mark as Played

Do you need to learn how to be a human?

September 15, 2023 • 9 mins

Dr ice cream learns how to be a human in this very special holiday season episode

Mark as Played

Does inflation exist in the matrix? How to shop with ease for low prices in the field of all possibility

September 13, 2023 • 8 mins

We are in a cost of living crisis, but is there also a cost of the matrix crisis? Dr ice cream explores the ideas that sometimes your manifestations may cost more than at other times.

Mark as Played

Microdosing In the matrix

September 12, 2023 • 8 mins

NDs and non-npcs rejoice. Dr Icecream has reincarnated back into existence this week. In this very special holiday episode the Dr prescribes herself some great medicine — and a few home truths

Mark as Played

RIP Doctor Icecream

September 2, 2023 • 18 mins

Dr Icecream is dead — will she reincarnate as a song or something else entirely?

Mark as Played

Am I dating my AI bot? If the world is ending why not

May 19, 2023 • 28 mins

In this special return episode, Dr ice cream goes all in on AI, talks about the end of the world, and why she’s eating ice cream again

Mark as Played

Popular Podcasts

24/7 News: The Latest

The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.

The Breakfast Club

The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy And Charlamagne Tha God!

Advertise With Us

Dr Ice Cream

Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Fellas is it gay to like any ice cream that isn’t a maxibon?

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}The children yearn for Substack

You don’t exist and this proves it.

Are trees more real than humans?

What is the meaning of life? Will any of us be remembered?

The Matrix Birth Deception: Uncovering the Truth About Whether We Are Actually "Born"

My Vilian Origin Story (A Dating Story)

Why I'll never watch The Matrix as a leading expert on simulation theory

You don’t need to move to the desert

I'm turning 40 and I'm finally starting my YouTube podcast

The worst idea I have ever had. Also, I’m looking for a cohost. (These are not the same thing)

Do eyes really see reality? Dr Ice Cream is always on the case

What do robots and butterflies have in common? Plus I almost got abducted last night

Life is good. Well, it isn’t, but being alive is good. Dr ice cream unpacks this dilemma

I found out the most embarrassing thing about myself last night

Do you need to learn how to be a human?

Does inflation exist in the matrix? How to shop with ease for low prices in the field of all possibility

Microdosing In the matrix

RIP Doctor Icecream

Am I dating my AI bot? If the world is ending why not

Popular Podcasts

Fellas is it gay to like any ice cream that isn’t a maxibon?

The children yearn for Substack