July 29, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hi have bab say, how about a little ouch?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures, And justin moment you'll
hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star you
all went to see and loved on the screen.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And Southern.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
But first you're announcer.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Our.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Here's Anne Southern as Mazy.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yep, B'm Mazie like the fella, said Maisie Revere of Brooklyn.
And what I'm doing in Nevada is one of those things.
I met a guy in a nightclub I was working,
and he wanted me to drive a new car to
Los Angeles alone by myself. Even well, even I didn't
guess till I got here that the car had been stolen. Well,
the police didn't arrest me. It was a hot day.
(01:44):
But here I am with no money in a town
that's rolling and cheap as I never was lucky though.
A girl I lived with once was going down the
street and fell into a coal hole, and she super
five thousand got it. The same thing happened to me,
But I got arrested for stealing coal. Well, I'd worked
in one of the casinos once before, so I started
walking in that direction when I saw a girl I
(02:05):
was in a show with one sitting in a big,
beautiful car at the curve. Gloria.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, I beg your pardon, Gloria Devo.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
What a break this is finding you here in Las Vegas. See,
I'm glad to see you.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I wish I could say the same for you. Huh
are you anybody I know?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Love? Don't tell me you don't know your old Palmazy.
After all, we were both in the course of that
quick turkey. Don't rock the boat.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I'm sorry I don't recognize you at all, But I'm
terribly sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You're sorry you don't recognize me. All I want you
to do is pay me the hundred bucks I loaned.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Really no, Remember you took the hundred bucks and drove
off to Elkton, Maryland and got married to that croken
berretone with a black mustache on the point of the ear.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I haven't any idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
See, looks like you're really stuck at rich somewhere, Glaria,
But you do drop in the holding up banks or bankers.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I told you I don't know you, and I don't
care to talk to you anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, Gloria, Just run your nose down the half moss
and pay me my hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
And I'll leave.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Please leave me alone, miss Revere, or I'll be forced
to call a copper, I mean a policeman.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, well, step down a character for a moment, didn't you.
I thought that underneath that disgusting veneer you were still
the same little rat.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Look.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
I told you I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, and how do you know my name was Revere?
I didn't tell you that, all right, So I am Gloria.
So you're still ow me a hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
I haven't got it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You can get it. Look at all that bracelet you're wearing.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Oh mazy, these are a diamond, I.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Know, their little baby ice cubes that don't happen to melt.
Oh no, they're just rhyme stone. Well, okay, just give
me the bracelet for the hundred bucks, then come on,
hand it over.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Put your hands off me, or I'll crack your water.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You make one wrong move, Gloria, and I'll stretch out
your ears and time over your nose, and don't think
it wouldn't be an improvement.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
I'd like to see you.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's fine an hour and settle this, like, lady, what's
going on here? Three years ago I loaned this to the.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Dame's Dames.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Dames, get in the car neck. Hey, wait a minute,
you're not Roger? Are you?
Speaker 9 (04:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Cut? If I'm not Roger, I'm a sweet lovable character
with a little Creek Indian blood and man I'm known
as Nick the Creek.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, I need you there, and I lont Glory A
hundred bucks. That's a lot. I write it off as
a bad but I'm flat and broken. I need the money.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You may be broke, sweetheart, but you're not my money.
Speaker 10 (04:44):
Somebody robbed you.
Speaker 11 (04:45):
Yeah, three years ago.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well this is the seventy casino. I've tried tonight, and
if he's not here, I might.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
As load a sweet lovable character. But if my luck
doesn't change, but it soon, I'm gonna shoot somebody like
maybe myself. Give me those dice.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh, Gloria, dear girl, Hello, Nikki boy, it's you again. Yeah,
I want my money, Oh, Nikki.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Pie, go my dice now like what you made me? Oh?
I smoke a natural. It's the first one in wakes love.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Nick, your little pal here owes me a hundred dollars
and she won't pay it?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Can she help it? If she is a thrifty type?
Come on, dice, this is your old well, Nick talking.
Tell you're requesting another seven?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
It Maysie your collar house to pay. Nick.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Pay attention to.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Me, Nick, Will you get your hands up? Another seven?
Thrown back to me? Well, I'm warming up a lot
of ride.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Huh, Nick, I'm appealing to your better nature to the
Indian in you tell your Pocohonta is here to pay
me off and I'll leave.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You're the little dollar strip that gears, aren't you?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
She don't know what she's saying. Nikki, go ahead throw
you got the dice securing.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now wait, listen to me, Nick, I loaned her one
hundred dollars to get married and she never taked me that.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Let's go let him go.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I have him another natural now, luck may say, keep
your hands off of me.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Say you think you can do better than three naturals
in a row. I want one hundred bucks. Gloria owes me.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Wait a minute, you say you londed to her to
get married.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Three years ago, on Valentine's Day and Elkin, Maryland, she
married a baritone named Roger B. Dodger the Third don't
believe her name married.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yes, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well that's not all you don't know.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Cheatings.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh yeah, okay, this is your announcer, Nick, the Creek
of the Creek and the un tribes speak and throw
you from the dice table of the lady La Cassino.
I'm a sweet, lovable character and I want to seven.
Wait Nick, let's well, you stop grabbing me when I'm throwing.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Hey, you got another seven?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah? Those dice love my warm, mellow voice. Gloria, you
are excute little character. A s Yeah, Nick, I guess
I do. And pay her off, pay off, get run
extra twenty four entrance.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
No thanks, I just want the hund here. Take it now,
beat it and thank you for your kindness, missus.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Dodd Nate the dice.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah yeah, I better draw back on this and keep
your hands off this time.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I'm going okay, one another seven.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
This time you'll get something to match glorious personality.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Oh like paid? Look what come up?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
A perfect match? You got snake eyes. Good bye.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Now, Oh here you are in the dining room.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
I thought you'd be in the bar.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I was hungry, not thirsty.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Nick wants to see you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Amaze, Well, I don't want to see him, are you either?
I certainly had a blast to shake you loose from
the money you owed you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
You certainly fix me up with Nick. I mean, tell
him about me being married and.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Wants the trouble. G are you? You've been telling more
lies and are absolutely necessary.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I never mind. Come on, Nick wants to see you.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Nothing doing. I'm happy right where I am. If he
wants to see me, he can come here.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
You don't seem to realize who Nick is. He's one
of the biggest gamblers in this place, and you are
one of the biggest phonies. But I'm still not impressed.
Now run along, you're ruining my digestion. Amazing, Nick told
me to bring you to see him or else.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I've always wondered what or else meant, And now I'm
gonna watch it happen to you. I'll bet it's exciting
to you.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Oh here he comes.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Goody.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I just called up long distance and I found out
you they got married three years ago. You lied to me.
I'm sweet.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Well, you see, NICKI it was like this.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, you can't blame the girl naked just doesn't come
natural to her to tell the truth.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Embracelets and rings don't. I'm a sweet, lovable character, but
I hate them, so lie. In other words, you just
you'll keep out of this. Thanks, Gloria. May I say
you look much better without all this expensive shiny stuff
I bought you lost a diamonds.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
There a girl's best friend. Here's a gallo. Just lost
your last pal.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
You can go back to what you were doing before
I met you. In case you've forgotten, you were a
hostess for an iron claw machine.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
All right, Nick, you'll regret this.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, let me know when it's fixed. Amaze, Let's talk
about you and me. You brought me luck at the
dice table, and it left as soon as you did.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
You don't believe that, do you.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh? No, it's maybe it's luck. Maybe it's a lot
of averages, or maybe it's parapsychology. The important thing is
that I think it's you. And when I know I'm lucky,
I'm lucky.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Have you had your head examined?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Lady?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
No, I'm not kidding. Let's go over to the table
and try again.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But what if you don't win?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh loses when he's lucky. I just finished the losing streck.
I gotta win now go.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I've been beating my brains out for years to get
to the top and show business, and I'm still right
where I started.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Well, come on, let's see whether you'll bring me luck
or not.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Okay, but I'm warning your neck. I'm the kind of
a girl who could stumble into a diamond mine and
come out with lead poisoning.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
What do you think, Mazie? Should I let it ryde?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
How much are your chips worth?
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
About five thousand more or less?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Oh my gosh, get it off the table quick.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I will let it ride. Okay, Mazie, all out of
my dison.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I look higher water. You're pushing your luck too far.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Dicis is Nick the Creek andy and speaking Toya and
asking for a seven on account of ours Indians getting
swinded a lot of Manhattan Island?
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Here they go? What s this?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I didn't get, no, Simi's just the loss of eleven
amazing when I asked for seven. I don't want those substitutes.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm so nervous. The water and my knees has white
caps on it. Let's quit.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
H Okay, we'll quit. But these are my count Mike.
Let me see how much there is here. Let's see five,
three hundred and twenty five? What with the rest I want? Okay,
come on, Maizie, I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Figure it out. Why should I be lucky for you?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah? Who knows? But once I busy making money, I
go to college and find out why.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, it might be a nice education for the professors.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Let's grab my car and go someplace for a bite
to eat.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
In the floor show, I'm still sort of nervous.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Gee, there's a nice, big million dollar moon after night
and a lot of stars scattered around like Nicholson dimes.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Eh, Nick, you've got a cash register.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Mind, it's andy. It isn't off and I have to
ring up no sale either, And that reminds me here's
your cut by the night.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh well, I don't know if I to take this.
I didn't do anything and I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Either take the money. Well, all right, you're Amazie. You're
going to be my girl now, and I U this car?
All right, Mazzie?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Sure? If all right? In clothes line, fat in your face,
and a gravel drive.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
The loves the shots here. Let me help you out.
As I was saying before we was so rutally interrupted.
You're going to be my girl now, Maisie.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Well out decide that and I say no, and amazing.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You haven't got no choice. You're my good luck charman.
I'm not gonna let you go. You're read whether you'll
like it or not.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You mean whether I live or not?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:49):
That though?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh brother, how am I going to get out of this?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Now back to Mazie, Nick, Yeah, i'mazing. What's this on
away on your beautiful blonde brain? Now?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Well, well look, Nick, I know you're a sweet, lovable
character that I am. That I am, but you and
I just aren't the same type. You don't seem to
mind being shot at as long as it's by somebody
you know.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh yeah, yeah that was Jake.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Well thankly, Nick, I just get nervous standing next to
a guy who practically has a target painted on all.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh, don't worry, now, you'll get your study. You're just
like a birddog on opening dare to hunting season.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I you don't want like a duck? What's this Jake
got against you anyway?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Oh? He hates to see me win because it's his money.
And sometimes we have business centers that crash.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
H Yeah, Well, I just don't want to get caught
between you two when you're having a business conference. It
might be fatal.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
No, now you'll quite worrying about it. You're making money,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, but I hear you can't take it with you,
So if you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I'll just bow out.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Look, Amazi, I'm a charming person, but I need you
and you're not gonna bow out. Oh get the idea though.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, I catch Nick? You do me one favorite? Sure,
promise me you'll give me a beautiful funeral.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
So you're through with Nick? Egh, Gloria.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
That's right, Jake.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
My word of.
Speaker 12 (15:44):
Honor, Gloria is stop trying to amuse me. You think
you know how to get rid of the little Donald
has been bringing Nick all the luck?
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Eh?
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Oh sure, it's a cinch.
Speaker 8 (15:54):
A clean way, you know, we know the messy ways ourselves.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Oh yeah, this is Queen.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Hello, Jake. The snakes being Oh hi you Mickey.
Speaker 12 (16:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, but we're having a little trouble
with nick Ka Tree. He's cleaning us at the dice table.
And don't you worry, I'm giving it my praisonal supervision. Sure, goodbye, Mickey.
That was Mickey the Moose.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Yeah, I've heard the name.
Speaker 12 (16:33):
Yeah, okay, send him right in. One of my boys
is coming into report. He used to be an officer
in my outfit during the war. I was a private
but now he's working for me.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
Come in.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
And so.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Two addis watch your report kind of Lewis?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, sir, we shot at our objective two nights ago
at oh three fifteen hours, but due to enemy evasive action,
we were unable to hit either the primary or the
secondary target.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
We returned to face at zero four three to two.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Yeah, I heard about that Kinel.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I was a very bad show. Hey, yes, sir, will
you briefest for our next mission?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Sir?
Speaker 12 (17:24):
Yeah, yeah, but later we're gonna try to get rid
of a little doll in a nice way face.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
What's the idea Gloria.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Well, she's nuts about show business. See, so we get
her agent Squirm and Hermann to tell her he's got
a big deal on for her in Hollywood, and she'll go,
don't worry.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Hey, that's good, yeah, hymon os.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Oh was the house seven hundred bucks?
Speaker 9 (17:48):
You know?
Speaker 12 (17:49):
And if that don't worry, Kyel, We're gonna gimmick up
the starter our next car. I'm gonna snap his winning streak.
If I have to do it with dynamite, Yes, sir.
In the meantime, you take the major out of the
ranch and both of you getting a little strafe in practice.
Speaker 13 (18:03):
Oh yes, sir, detail the ball.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
Oh I love the army.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Mazie, Mazie Revere.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well, well it's Squirm and Herman, my good old agent, Mazy.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
I've been trying to get in touch with you for
a week.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Not very hard. You would have answered the letter I
sent you two weeks ago.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
I didn't get the letter, Maze, And besides, I didn't
have the ten bucks you wanted to borrow.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I see, same old squirm and Herman the lion is
crooked as cheap, as chiseling as agent in Hollywood?
Speaker 10 (18:53):
Who wants an honest man for an agent?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Well, what's in your Herman?
Speaker 13 (18:58):
I got a sensational off for you in Hollywood, Mazee,
guess what kind of a deal.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
This is the usual deal from the bottom of the deck.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Don't be so skeptical, maze.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm not skeptical, but I remember the last picture that
you got me. I had a two hour contract with
ten minute options.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
I never mind that, Mazie.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
This is different.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh what studio is it with?
Speaker 13 (19:19):
Well, it isn't exactly a studio. It's an independent producing group.
I am not at liberty at this time to name
the people who are behind it.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Now, well, what kind of a picture is this? Anyhow?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
It's the most popular kind.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
It's a Western picture.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
Yeah, Mazie, believe me, kid, this is going to be
a Western that will make all of the Westerns look
like Eastern Yeah. And they're dependent on you to hold
up the love interest.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Well, I didn't expect to shoot marbles. Gee, it sounds
like it might be okay.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Uh, well, you'll be the star unless you got objections
to that.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Oh no, of course not. How much money is there
in it for me?
Speaker 10 (19:54):
I'd have to take that up with the producers.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh, well, you ought to be able to get pretty
good money if they're so anxious to get me.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
Yeah, well they're dying to get you, but in an
indifferent way. What would you say to two fifty a
week two.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Hundred and fifty dollars or two dollars and fifty.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
Two hundred and fifty dollars, or if you want to
do it on spec I might be able to get
your percentage of the profits.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh, I'd better have the money than the dream. Gee,
that sounds great, Herman. It's really on the level, now,
isn't it.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Maze. I put my right hand on my heart.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Herman, that's your left hand.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
Oh, how's this?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Then your fingers are crossed.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Come on, let's go back to the table.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I need your lucky Well, wait a minute, Nick, I
want you to meet my agent's grim and Herman. This
is Nick the Creek.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
I'm very glad to meet you. Nick. I've heard a
lot about you.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Eh, I heard a lot about you.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Nick.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Herman's got a picture for me to do in Hollywood.
Isn't that wonderful? No, I'm going to leave tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
No, you're not well.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
I've better leave now.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I'm here.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
You next, Tiet's hand painted.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I mean, I'm a sweet, lovable character, but I hate losses.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
We'll get away from her.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Jake the Snake sent you the n Well speak up, fast.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
No he didn't, Yes he did, he did. Take it easy.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I ain't any picture job for Mazie in Hollywood, is it? No?
Oh her man see, I thought, so you can tell Jake.
I'm gonna discuss this with him. No, beat it?
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Yes, no, no, don't.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Okay, Mazie, let's go to the table and get a
little more of Jake's money.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Huh. That was one of the best pictures. I didn't
get a job in.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
What do you mean you did your best?
Speaker 10 (21:55):
I did, Jake, but you wouldn't go for it.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
And besides that Indian Nick chased me away from her
and told me to say he was gonna get you.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Okay, I just have to blast them, Jake. Nothing is
gonna happen to Mazie, is it?
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Who knows?
Speaker 12 (22:08):
The boys are gonna gimmick up a little dynamite that
the start of next car Amazing happens to be in it,
the world will be minus one Qutie Pie.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
But you can't do that, Jake, She's my client. Did
you say I couldn't do it, Jake? I wouldn't have
anybody to sell it.
Speaker 13 (22:26):
Anything happens to Amaze, I'd be fresh out of blonds.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
No, that's too bad. Heymen, and remember if your temper off.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Okay, Jake, goodbye, Mazie. You were a great little trooper.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Well, Nikki, you did pretty well again.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, amazing. You're my lucky charm. Here is your commission?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh gee, thanks Nick. This is the first time I've
ever been lucky. I've always been so far behind the
apart looks like a three.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Well, Mazzie, let's go out and get my car and
take a little right out in the desert. Eh, that's
not Oh why not? There's a beautiful moon.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I know, but the desert seems like it's a long
way to walk back from.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Hey, it's cool after night, you know. I wonder. Hey,
there's Jake.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He quit pointing that gun in my direction.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
You know me, Jake, I'm a sweet, lovable character. I
never carry anything noisy.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Ah, So this is a little doll.
Speaker 9 (23:51):
Who's your lucky child?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
If you're wandering eye at home, Jake or Nickel fil
you full of arrows.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
Mike, I hear you want to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah I did, Jake.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
I want to talk to you too. I think one
will be enough.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Listen, Jake, will you kindly walk over to that trash
bell and wrap your head in it.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Relax, Carol, relax nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You're the guy who made him, and build up my
hopes about a job in Hollywood. Don't keep watching Nick.
Look at me. Okay, look at Nick. Then don't you Nick?
Let him get away.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Wait a minute, that's my car. He is going. It's
just like his j Oh pep somebody and it was
probably Jake's boys too. Somebody will be trapped my car
and Jake got into it by mistake.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh it looks like the end of Jake the Snake.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
See.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I feel sort of shaky. I feel like I've used
up the last bit of my luck.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, you know, if i'd have shot him before I
got under the car, right, I pushed on a starter,
but you'll stop me, Masie. You and you're lucky on.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I don't think we better push our luck any further. Nick.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, maybe you're right, And.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I hope this will teach you a lesson. Nick. Never
invite a girl to drive out into the desert with you.
It may seem like a good starter, but it might
blow right up in your face.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Just a moment, we shall return to the adventures of Maizie.
(26:26):
Now once again, here.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Is Zy.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Well, Jake the snake was a nervous type. People will
always tell him he'd go to pieces sooner or later,
And sure enough he did.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
The paper referred to it as an accidental self inflicted homicide.
Nick and I went back into the casino to make
sure that my luck had left me. Sure enough it had. Anyway,
I've got three thousand dollars commissioned, and I'm going to Hollywood.
It'll be the first time I ever brought any money
with me. I wonder what well I better hid junk
(27:03):
the railroad station where I can half afraid. Hey, wait
a minute, I forgot I got money. She was, I'm rich.
I don't even have to walk to the station.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Hey, Texay, you've just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring
and Southern.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Mazie, was written by John L. Green.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Joan Banks, Hans Conried, Peter Leeds, Bill Conrad,
and Arthur Q.
Speaker 10 (27:42):
Brant.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Jack McCoy speaking
Hi have bab say, how about a little ouch?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures, And justin moment you'll
hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star you
all went to see and loved on the screen.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And Southern.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
But first you're announcer.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Our.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Here's Anne Southern as Mazy.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yep, B'm Mazie like the fella, said Maisie Revere of Brooklyn.
And what I'm doing in Nevada is one of those things.
I met a guy in a nightclub I was working,
and he wanted me to drive a new car to
Los Angeles alone by myself. Even well, even I didn't
guess till I got here that the car had been stolen. Well,
the police didn't arrest me. It was a hot day.
(01:44):
But here I am with no money in a town
that's rolling and cheap as I never was lucky though.
A girl I lived with once was going down the
street and fell into a coal hole, and she super
five thousand got it. The same thing happened to me,
But I got arrested for stealing coal. Well, I'd worked
in one of the casinos once before, so I started
walking in that direction when I saw a girl I
(02:05):
was in a show with one sitting in a big,
beautiful car at the curve. Gloria.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, I beg your pardon, Gloria Devo.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
What a break this is finding you here in Las Vegas. See,
I'm glad to see you.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I wish I could say the same for you. Huh
are you anybody I know?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Love? Don't tell me you don't know your old Palmazy.
After all, we were both in the course of that
quick turkey. Don't rock the boat.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I'm sorry I don't recognize you at all, But I'm
terribly sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You're sorry you don't recognize me. All I want you
to do is pay me the hundred bucks I loaned.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Really no, Remember you took the hundred bucks and drove
off to Elkton, Maryland and got married to that croken
berretone with a black mustache on the point of the ear.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I haven't any idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
See, looks like you're really stuck at rich somewhere, Glaria,
But you do drop in the holding up banks or bankers.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I told you I don't know you, and I don't
care to talk to you anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, Gloria, Just run your nose down the half moss
and pay me my hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
And I'll leave.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Please leave me alone, miss Revere, or I'll be forced
to call a copper, I mean a policeman.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, well, step down a character for a moment, didn't you.
I thought that underneath that disgusting veneer you were still
the same little rat.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Look.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
I told you I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, and how do you know my name was Revere?
I didn't tell you that, all right, So I am Gloria.
So you're still ow me a hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
I haven't got it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You can get it. Look at all that bracelet you're wearing.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Oh mazy, these are a diamond, I.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Know, their little baby ice cubes that don't happen to melt.
Oh no, they're just rhyme stone. Well, okay, just give
me the bracelet for the hundred bucks, then come on,
hand it over.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Put your hands off me, or I'll crack your water.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You make one wrong move, Gloria, and I'll stretch out
your ears and time over your nose, and don't think
it wouldn't be an improvement.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
I'd like to see you.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's fine an hour and settle this, like, lady, what's
going on here? Three years ago I loaned this to the.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Dame's Dames.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Dames, get in the car neck. Hey, wait a minute,
you're not Roger? Are you?
Speaker 9 (04:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Cut? If I'm not Roger, I'm a sweet lovable character
with a little Creek Indian blood and man I'm known
as Nick the Creek.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, I need you there, and I lont Glory A
hundred bucks. That's a lot. I write it off as
a bad but I'm flat and broken. I need the money.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You may be broke, sweetheart, but you're not my money.
Speaker 10 (04:44):
Somebody robbed you.
Speaker 11 (04:45):
Yeah, three years ago.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well this is the seventy casino. I've tried tonight, and
if he's not here, I might.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
As load a sweet lovable character. But if my luck
doesn't change, but it soon, I'm gonna shoot somebody like
maybe myself. Give me those dice.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh, Gloria, dear girl, Hello, Nikki boy, it's you again. Yeah,
I want my money, Oh, Nikki.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Pie, go my dice now like what you made me? Oh?
I smoke a natural. It's the first one in wakes love.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Nick, your little pal here owes me a hundred dollars
and she won't pay it?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Can she help it? If she is a thrifty type?
Come on, dice, this is your old well, Nick talking.
Tell you're requesting another seven?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
It Maysie your collar house to pay. Nick.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Pay attention to.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Me, Nick, Will you get your hands up? Another seven?
Thrown back to me? Well, I'm warming up a lot
of ride.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Huh, Nick, I'm appealing to your better nature to the
Indian in you tell your Pocohonta is here to pay
me off and I'll leave.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You're the little dollar strip that gears, aren't you?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
She don't know what she's saying. Nikki, go ahead throw
you got the dice securing.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now wait, listen to me, Nick, I loaned her one
hundred dollars to get married and she never taked me that.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Let's go let him go.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I have him another natural now, luck may say, keep
your hands off of me.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Say you think you can do better than three naturals
in a row. I want one hundred bucks. Gloria owes me.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Wait a minute, you say you londed to her to
get married.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Three years ago, on Valentine's Day and Elkin, Maryland, she
married a baritone named Roger B. Dodger the Third don't
believe her name married.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yes, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well that's not all you don't know.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Cheatings.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh yeah, okay, this is your announcer, Nick, the Creek
of the Creek and the un tribes speak and throw
you from the dice table of the lady La Cassino.
I'm a sweet, lovable character and I want to seven.
Wait Nick, let's well, you stop grabbing me when I'm throwing.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Hey, you got another seven?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah? Those dice love my warm, mellow voice. Gloria, you
are excute little character. A s Yeah, Nick, I guess
I do. And pay her off, pay off, get run
extra twenty four entrance.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
No thanks, I just want the hund here. Take it now,
beat it and thank you for your kindness, missus.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Dodd Nate the dice.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah yeah, I better draw back on this and keep
your hands off this time.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I'm going okay, one another seven.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
This time you'll get something to match glorious personality.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Oh like paid? Look what come up?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
A perfect match? You got snake eyes. Good bye.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Now, Oh here you are in the dining room.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
I thought you'd be in the bar.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I was hungry, not thirsty.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Nick wants to see you.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Amaze, Well, I don't want to see him, are you either?
I certainly had a blast to shake you loose from
the money you owed you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
You certainly fix me up with Nick. I mean, tell
him about me being married and.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Wants the trouble. G are you? You've been telling more
lies and are absolutely necessary.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I never mind. Come on, Nick wants to see you.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Nothing doing. I'm happy right where I am. If he
wants to see me, he can come here.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
You don't seem to realize who Nick is. He's one
of the biggest gamblers in this place, and you are
one of the biggest phonies. But I'm still not impressed.
Now run along, you're ruining my digestion. Amazing, Nick told
me to bring you to see him or else.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I've always wondered what or else meant, And now I'm
gonna watch it happen to you. I'll bet it's exciting
to you.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Oh here he comes.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Goody.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I just called up long distance and I found out
you they got married three years ago. You lied to me.
I'm sweet.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Well, you see, NICKI it was like this.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, you can't blame the girl naked just doesn't come
natural to her to tell the truth.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Embracelets and rings don't. I'm a sweet, lovable character, but
I hate them, so lie. In other words, you just
you'll keep out of this. Thanks, Gloria. May I say
you look much better without all this expensive shiny stuff
I bought you lost a diamonds.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
There a girl's best friend. Here's a gallo. Just lost
your last pal.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
You can go back to what you were doing before
I met you. In case you've forgotten, you were a
hostess for an iron claw machine.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
All right, Nick, you'll regret this.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, let me know when it's fixed. Amaze, Let's talk
about you and me. You brought me luck at the
dice table, and it left as soon as you did.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
You don't believe that, do you.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh? No, it's maybe it's luck. Maybe it's a lot
of averages, or maybe it's parapsychology. The important thing is
that I think it's you. And when I know I'm lucky,
I'm lucky.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Have you had your head examined?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Lady?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
No, I'm not kidding. Let's go over to the table
and try again.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But what if you don't win?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh loses when he's lucky. I just finished the losing streck.
I gotta win now go.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I've been beating my brains out for years to get
to the top and show business, and I'm still right
where I started.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Well, come on, let's see whether you'll bring me luck
or not.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Okay, but I'm warning your neck. I'm the kind of
a girl who could stumble into a diamond mine and
come out with lead poisoning.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
What do you think, Mazie? Should I let it ryde?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
How much are your chips worth?
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
About five thousand more or less?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Oh my gosh, get it off the table quick.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I will let it ride. Okay, Mazie, all out of
my dison.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I look higher water. You're pushing your luck too far.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Dicis is Nick the Creek andy and speaking Toya and
asking for a seven on account of ours Indians getting
swinded a lot of Manhattan Island?
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Here they go? What s this?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I didn't get, no, Simi's just the loss of eleven
amazing when I asked for seven. I don't want those substitutes.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm so nervous. The water and my knees has white
caps on it. Let's quit.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
H Okay, we'll quit. But these are my count Mike.
Let me see how much there is here. Let's see five,
three hundred and twenty five? What with the rest I want? Okay,
come on, Maizie, I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Figure it out. Why should I be lucky for you?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah? Who knows? But once I busy making money, I
go to college and find out why.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, it might be a nice education for the professors.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Let's grab my car and go someplace for a bite
to eat.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
In the floor show, I'm still sort of nervous.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Gee, there's a nice, big million dollar moon after night
and a lot of stars scattered around like Nicholson dimes.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Eh, Nick, you've got a cash register.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Mind, it's andy. It isn't off and I have to
ring up no sale either, And that reminds me here's
your cut by the night.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh well, I don't know if I to take this.
I didn't do anything and I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Either take the money. Well, all right, you're Amazie. You're
going to be my girl now, and I U this car?
All right, Mazzie?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Sure? If all right? In clothes line, fat in your face,
and a gravel drive.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
The loves the shots here. Let me help you out.
As I was saying before we was so rutally interrupted.
You're going to be my girl now, Maisie.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Well out decide that and I say no, and amazing.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You haven't got no choice. You're my good luck charman.
I'm not gonna let you go. You're read whether you'll
like it or not.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You mean whether I live or not?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:49):
That though?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh brother, how am I going to get out of this?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Now back to Mazie, Nick, Yeah, i'mazing. What's this on
away on your beautiful blonde brain? Now?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Well, well look, Nick, I know you're a sweet, lovable
character that I am. That I am, but you and
I just aren't the same type. You don't seem to
mind being shot at as long as it's by somebody
you know.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh yeah, yeah that was Jake.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Well thankly, Nick, I just get nervous standing next to
a guy who practically has a target painted on all.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh, don't worry, now, you'll get your study. You're just
like a birddog on opening dare to hunting season.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I you don't want like a duck? What's this Jake
got against you anyway?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Oh? He hates to see me win because it's his money.
And sometimes we have business centers that crash.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
H Yeah, Well, I just don't want to get caught
between you two when you're having a business conference. It
might be fatal.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
No, now you'll quite worrying about it. You're making money,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, but I hear you can't take it with you,
So if you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I'll just bow out.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Look, Amazi, I'm a charming person, but I need you
and you're not gonna bow out. Oh get the idea though.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, I catch Nick? You do me one favorite? Sure,
promise me you'll give me a beautiful funeral.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
So you're through with Nick? Egh, Gloria.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
That's right, Jake.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
My word of.
Speaker 12 (15:44):
Honor, Gloria is stop trying to amuse me. You think
you know how to get rid of the little Donald
has been bringing Nick all the luck?
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Eh?
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Oh sure, it's a cinch.
Speaker 8 (15:54):
A clean way, you know, we know the messy ways ourselves.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Oh yeah, this is Queen.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Hello, Jake. The snakes being Oh hi you Mickey.
Speaker 12 (16:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, but we're having a little trouble
with nick Ka Tree. He's cleaning us at the dice table.
And don't you worry, I'm giving it my praisonal supervision. Sure, goodbye, Mickey.
That was Mickey the Moose.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Yeah, I've heard the name.
Speaker 12 (16:33):
Yeah, okay, send him right in. One of my boys
is coming into report. He used to be an officer
in my outfit during the war. I was a private
but now he's working for me.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
Come in.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
And so.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Two addis watch your report kind of Lewis?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, sir, we shot at our objective two nights ago
at oh three fifteen hours, but due to enemy evasive action,
we were unable to hit either the primary or the
secondary target.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
We returned to face at zero four three to two.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Yeah, I heard about that Kinel.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I was a very bad show. Hey, yes, sir, will
you briefest for our next mission?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Sir?
Speaker 12 (17:24):
Yeah, yeah, but later we're gonna try to get rid
of a little doll in a nice way face.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
What's the idea Gloria.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Well, she's nuts about show business. See, so we get
her agent Squirm and Hermann to tell her he's got
a big deal on for her in Hollywood, and she'll go,
don't worry.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Hey, that's good, yeah, hymon os.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Oh was the house seven hundred bucks?
Speaker 9 (17:48):
You know?
Speaker 12 (17:49):
And if that don't worry, Kyel, We're gonna gimmick up
the starter our next car. I'm gonna snap his winning streak.
If I have to do it with dynamite, Yes, sir.
In the meantime, you take the major out of the
ranch and both of you getting a little strafe in practice.
Speaker 13 (18:03):
Oh yes, sir, detail the ball.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
Oh I love the army.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Mazie, Mazie Revere.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well, well it's Squirm and Herman, my good old agent, Mazy.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
I've been trying to get in touch with you for
a week.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Not very hard. You would have answered the letter I
sent you two weeks ago.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
I didn't get the letter, Maze, And besides, I didn't
have the ten bucks you wanted to borrow.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I see, same old squirm and Herman the lion is
crooked as cheap, as chiseling as agent in Hollywood?
Speaker 10 (18:53):
Who wants an honest man for an agent?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Well, what's in your Herman?
Speaker 13 (18:58):
I got a sensational off for you in Hollywood, Mazee,
guess what kind of a deal.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
This is the usual deal from the bottom of the deck.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Don't be so skeptical, maze.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm not skeptical, but I remember the last picture that
you got me. I had a two hour contract with
ten minute options.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
I never mind that, Mazie.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
This is different.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh what studio is it with?
Speaker 13 (19:19):
Well, it isn't exactly a studio. It's an independent producing group.
I am not at liberty at this time to name
the people who are behind it.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Now, well, what kind of a picture is this? Anyhow?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
It's the most popular kind.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
It's a Western picture.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
Yeah, Mazie, believe me, kid, this is going to be
a Western that will make all of the Westerns look
like Eastern Yeah. And they're dependent on you to hold
up the love interest.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Well, I didn't expect to shoot marbles. Gee, it sounds
like it might be okay.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Uh, well, you'll be the star unless you got objections
to that.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Oh no, of course not. How much money is there
in it for me?
Speaker 10 (19:54):
I'd have to take that up with the producers.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh, well, you ought to be able to get pretty
good money if they're so anxious to get me.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
Yeah, well they're dying to get you, but in an
indifferent way. What would you say to two fifty a
week two.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Hundred and fifty dollars or two dollars and fifty.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
Two hundred and fifty dollars, or if you want to
do it on spec I might be able to get
your percentage of the profits.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh, I'd better have the money than the dream. Gee,
that sounds great, Herman. It's really on the level, now,
isn't it.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Maze. I put my right hand on my heart.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Herman, that's your left hand.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
Oh, how's this?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Then your fingers are crossed.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Come on, let's go back to the table.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I need your lucky Well, wait a minute, Nick, I
want you to meet my agent's grim and Herman. This
is Nick the Creek.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
I'm very glad to meet you. Nick. I've heard a
lot about you.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Eh, I heard a lot about you.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Nick.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Herman's got a picture for me to do in Hollywood.
Isn't that wonderful? No, I'm going to leave tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
No, you're not well.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
I've better leave now.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I'm here.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
You next, Tiet's hand painted.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I mean, I'm a sweet, lovable character, but I hate losses.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
We'll get away from her.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Jake the Snake sent you the n Well speak up, fast.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
No he didn't, Yes he did, he did. Take it easy.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I ain't any picture job for Mazie in Hollywood, is it? No?
Oh her man see, I thought, so you can tell Jake.
I'm gonna discuss this with him. No, beat it?
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Yes, no, no, don't.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Okay, Mazie, let's go to the table and get a
little more of Jake's money.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Huh. That was one of the best pictures. I didn't
get a job in.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
What do you mean you did your best?
Speaker 10 (21:55):
I did, Jake, but you wouldn't go for it.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
And besides that Indian Nick chased me away from her
and told me to say he was gonna get you.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Okay, I just have to blast them, Jake. Nothing is
gonna happen to Mazie, is it?
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Who knows?
Speaker 12 (22:08):
The boys are gonna gimmick up a little dynamite that
the start of next car Amazing happens to be in it,
the world will be minus one Qutie Pie.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
But you can't do that, Jake, She's my client. Did
you say I couldn't do it, Jake? I wouldn't have
anybody to sell it.
Speaker 13 (22:26):
Anything happens to Amaze, I'd be fresh out of blonds.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
No, that's too bad. Heymen, and remember if your temper off.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Okay, Jake, goodbye, Mazie. You were a great little trooper.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Well, Nikki, you did pretty well again.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, amazing. You're my lucky charm. Here is your commission?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh gee, thanks Nick. This is the first time I've
ever been lucky. I've always been so far behind the
apart looks like a three.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Well, Mazzie, let's go out and get my car and
take a little right out in the desert. Eh, that's
not Oh why not? There's a beautiful moon.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I know, but the desert seems like it's a long
way to walk back from.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Hey, it's cool after night, you know. I wonder. Hey,
there's Jake.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He quit pointing that gun in my direction.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
You know me, Jake, I'm a sweet, lovable character. I
never carry anything noisy.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Ah, So this is a little doll.
Speaker 9 (23:51):
Who's your lucky child?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
If you're wandering eye at home, Jake or Nickel fil
you full of arrows.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
Mike, I hear you want to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah I did, Jake.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
I want to talk to you too. I think one
will be enough.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Listen, Jake, will you kindly walk over to that trash
bell and wrap your head in it.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Relax, Carol, relax nothing.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You're the guy who made him, and build up my
hopes about a job in Hollywood. Don't keep watching Nick.
Look at me. Okay, look at Nick. Then don't you Nick?
Let him get away.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Wait a minute, that's my car. He is going. It's
just like his j Oh pep somebody and it was
probably Jake's boys too. Somebody will be trapped my car
and Jake got into it by mistake.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh it looks like the end of Jake the Snake.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
See.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I feel sort of shaky. I feel like I've used
up the last bit of my luck.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, you know, if i'd have shot him before I
got under the car, right, I pushed on a starter,
but you'll stop me, Masie. You and you're lucky on.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I don't think we better push our luck any further. Nick.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, maybe you're right, And.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I hope this will teach you a lesson. Nick. Never
invite a girl to drive out into the desert with you.
It may seem like a good starter, but it might
blow right up in your face.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Just a moment, we shall return to the adventures of Maizie.
(26:26):
Now once again, here.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Is Zy.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Well, Jake the snake was a nervous type. People will
always tell him he'd go to pieces sooner or later,
And sure enough he did.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
The paper referred to it as an accidental self inflicted homicide.
Nick and I went back into the casino to make
sure that my luck had left me. Sure enough it had. Anyway,
I've got three thousand dollars commissioned, and I'm going to Hollywood.
It'll be the first time I ever brought any money
with me. I wonder what well I better hid junk
(27:03):
the railroad station where I can half afraid. Hey, wait
a minute, I forgot I got money. She was, I'm rich.
I don't even have to walk to the station.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Hey, Texay, you've just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring
and Southern.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Mazie, was written by John L. Green.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
cast included Joan Banks, Hans Conried, Peter Leeds, Bill Conrad,
and Arthur Q.
Speaker 10 (27:42):
Brant.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Jack McCoy speaking
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