September 25, 2024 • 43 mins
Back from a Covid Break... Both Dudes got the Vid... Jayden then Devin. Got a sweet intro from "Mr. Worldwide" then talked about old school cartoons The Dudes used to watch and the big party with one of other Dudes, Tristan.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mister, mister friend day Christine. Let her come on.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I want to take a picture of that cooler with
a cold ad.
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Never see the day in.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
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gass in my tank?
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
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Dude problem.
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Speaker 2 (00:39):
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Speaker 1 (00:43):
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Instagram first.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Right, Yeah, I see the recovery. I see, I see
what we did. They're very good, very good.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I always get mixed up between whom first, you know,
but business talk.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We've been realistically, we've been trying to get our friend
to do that since we started this podcast. It's been
almost a year now. Yeah, it's almost February. It's been
like nine months. It's been like a whole pregnancy. It's
been a whole pregnancy, a whole it's been a whole pregnancy.
And we've been I've been on my hands and knees
begging for that pit Bull intro and we got it. Yeah,
we finally got it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And we finally got it. And the way we got
it and I.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Had, Yeah, I had to go to him to get it.
Can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I had to go to this man's house. It worked
out too, he did. It was a good time. But anyways,
before we get into this whole conversation we had, we
had a conversation for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh yes, more business talk.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You don't like spongeber I do like SpongeBob doesn't sound like.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It, but I just cannot, Like, I don't know, dude,
I was never watching SpongeBob. Like, I don't know. I
can't vividly remember episodes, you know what I remember, like
the one where he was inside with like Penny Napkin.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And yeah he was, he was in isolation, Penny Napkin
in the chip.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yes, in the chip huge plot twist brow spoiler spoilers, spoilers,
it's Patrick in the monkey suit and then it's not Patrick.
I remember, see.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, but oh my god, we got so it was hype.
It was very hype. But no, I can't I remember
every single SpongeBob episode. I had SpongeBob on DVD. I
had the SpongeBob movies on DVD when.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Uh SpongeBob movies, dude, I forgot those existed today, the
live action ones.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I had SpongeBob soundtracks on CD that we played in
the car.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That's kind of insane.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm so committed to the SpongeBob Grind. I hold on, dude,
when when when they came out with the first live
action SpongeBob and it was like superheroes and stuff. You
know who skips cool to see that movie?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Me?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I am the number one SpongeBob guy, Jaden Jaden Grind
was in that building doing the SpongeBob. I love SpongeBob
so much so, uh.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Maybe we can post it, maybe we can't, or maybe
we won't. But this is me with the man, the
myth legend him the Nickelodeon cartoon, not the cartoon the hotel.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yes, yes, that's you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That is me. That is young Devin with the SpongeBob jacket.
And you look like a Julian. I look like a Julian. Yeah,
like from Spain or like from Germany, you know what
I mean? Like, I no like like Julian facts. Okay, yeah,
(03:34):
you know, but no, we're looking at a picture of
me next to SpongeBob, so I think I'm gonna I.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Can put it. I can send that to me and
I can put our side by sides. Of course I do.
I love you know the bring it back that hotel?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yes, they are, and I want to go. Can I
tell a really funny story?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And it all ties into everything. Of course. My father
took me to that hotel for my first right when
I was like thirteen or fourteen, right with my friends,
and it was me, Tristan and Mario. I'm not gonna lie, dude.
You had to sit there and you had to be
(04:13):
like this is not for kids my age, you know
what I mean? Like these are all toddlers around here.
We're too cool to get slimed. No, no, but like
really deep down, bro, you wanted to get sign. I
was such a little kid, dude, I wanted to go
to that movie theater. It spread like bubbles and I
went to.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
My dad hated it because it was God, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What is going on audio? I don't know, man, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But yeah, dude, it's not like pickles at one point,
and my dad hates pickles and he hated that part.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh that's great, Yeah, that's so cool. Actually I don't
remember that at all. I do sponge they had new
cool ship when you win or something.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I don't know, maybe or maybe my ship was the
old ship. Who knows?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Because I went there. I went there, I think like
once or twice.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, no, I think I was only there twice when
I was a very little kid, and then the ones later.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I have pictures of I think we were right next
to who were I have pictures of my brother right
next to the Last Airbender, and I have pictures with
Phantom and chump Chum facts you know, you know what
I'm talking about. Yeah, like I could find them. They're
great cartoons.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
In general, I wouldn't even mind like rewatching some SpongeBob
to be honest. For mine, I casually just watched. Yeah,
I love I used to put SpongeBob on maybe. Okay,
so this is this is the truth. I mean I
would swap between shows, uh huh. But whenever I would
watch a horror movie when I was younger, I would
like put SpongeBob on after because I was No, I
(05:40):
watched like SpongeBob Bro or like other other like childish shows.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, I get it, Avatar, you almost crushed my foot.
I didn't realize you were doing that. I'm sorry, No, no, no,
that wasn't mean I was on my foot eventually, Dude,
you were going down and I felt it and I
got my foot out of the way.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Very you know.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, you always got the wiggles. I was gonna say
something about and I can't remember what I was gonna
say about the SpongeBob man. That guy's SpongeBob. Damn, that's
so unfortunate. What do you mean? What were you?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It was a pretty I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I was gonna say something about it, and I can't
remember what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, it's a little unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Damn, Bro, you cancel it out.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What I was saying shit or you saying exactly shit.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You will understand. We just clashed so extremely hard.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
We are the worst at the podcast We are so
bad at podcasting.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We are terrible.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We're we're doing our thoughts just go everywhere, and I
can only shut up for so long, and you can
only shut up for so long, and oh my god,
we're the worst. It's okay, yeah, you know what, Oh
my gosh, Oh we wanted to watch the old cartoons more? Yes, yes,
And I was gonna say I casually watched SpongeBob last
night and you were telling me how you watched SpongeBob.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
See, we all eventually get back around.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, we're just a little bit slower than the average person.
Is there an a blast button for us? I kind
of feel We're really happy?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Thank you, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He appreciate you. Guys are always at support this.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
There. That was.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That was genuinely we deserved that earlier though, to be honest, yeah,
I fat them that one. But yeah, man, the childish
cartoons are very very.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Deep in not even like they got some adult like
do you know chokes there fun Courage, Yes, it made
a video game.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's on PC with Courage with I honestly forgot the
name of it. Jimmy Neutron, No, no, I like Jimmy
Neutron as well, don't that one? Holy ship? I love
Jimmy completely forgot about love Jimmy Newtron. You know Johnny Test,
Johnny Test, Yeah, who doesn't who's the one, dude, Please
help me. I know you know it too. They're pirates.
(07:49):
That's all I really should have to say that. This
is like a talking whale there, just talking. Yes, one
of them is one of their names, like Chump Trump
or something. He's like blobby dude.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
He's a blobby dude.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
He's a puffy dude. He's a puffy dude. Yeah, it's
like a little pirate kid who has a whale friend.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They go places in the whales mouth. They'll always walk
into the whales mouth and I'll shut I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That sucks, dude, Yeah, I don't. I figured you would
have someone out there knows what I'm talking about. Someone
out there listening to this notes exactly what I'm talking about.
But it is unfortunate. We'll move on from it, so
we don't. Are you talking about my brain?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You're talking about that really little kid show that came
out on Disney Junior.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
No, sir, this is way before all of that. No, no, no,
this was like another This was like a bunch Bob
I guess situation. Yeah, I was watching this when I
was watching Danny Fantom what.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Was it on?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Was it on Nickelodeon? I have no clue what it
was on. I like, I can. I can remember what
the what the show looked like, and how much I
enjoyed it in the past, but I can't remember the
name of it. Unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What's the cartoon? Where they were in the when they
were the not the something rats? I know, the I
don't know they were in here. They were in the woods.
It was on PBS. They were in the woods and
they were they were doing a bunch of cool stuff
and they had games on the website. They were so cool.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Are these like this is this a cartoon? This is
a cartoon?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Were they like two really dumb guys? No, they were smart.
Do you know what I'm talking about? The two really
dumb guys with the big heads?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I don't know. Damn, I want to say I have, man,
I don't even remember what. There's just so many cartoons
that we've watched throughout our life. I know, it's hard
to remember them. And let's be honest, I mean, other
than obviously SpongeBob, because maybe you are you know, you
have a you have an attachment to that, whether it's
you know, in a childish way, or you're you know,
sexually attracted.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
To Okay, Sandy, Yeah, no, if anything, I think so
that was your crush when you were a kid.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That's why you bro Sandy was your first crush.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Your first cartoon crush was Sandy. I don't, I don't.
I don't think so. Your first cartoon crush was the
Emao girl from Danny Fantom. No, it was an Emao
girl from h Total drama Island and Sane. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I feel like I've said that on the pod before.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Maybe I think you have. We probably, I think we've
talked about cartoon. I think your name was Gwen, Gwen
insane that you remember the name, I like faintly remember
my name being Gwen as well. I think I think
that was her name. Yeah, that's yeah. I can't remember
the Kim Kim Possible.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Kim Possible. Yeah, she's fine. Wow, these are cartoons. Let's stop.
That's so weird. But like, yeah, that was also like
a weird.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I mean, when you were a kid, this is what
you said in your mind.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I was like, man, I wish I could jump on
the TV, but we How was your week?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Man, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Man, we did. We did the same thing this week.
We went to work and uh, well, actually we missed
last week's pod, didn't we We did miss last week's spot. Yeah,
what happened with that?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Was sick? Yeah, that's right. I wish he's not feeling good.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You didn't have the covids, did you know?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I was just I woke up in the morning with
I'm not gonna say with the runs. Yeah, but that's
a good way to put it. With the runs. Fuck, dude, Yeah, dude,
I had like clear water coming out of my.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You don't have to say that, you can.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You brought it up and I was just not dude.
I'm sorry, guys, it was bad stowing up. I just
didn't feel good. I had a headache and then uh
and then later in the day ended up you know,
waking up, and then I was just hopping on the
game's chilling.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You just hung out for the room, Yeah, I mean
that's good.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, that was all right. I just took a nice
little day to relax in the bed and everything like that,
which is nice.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Did you feel sick afterwards? It was just like that
one day.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I've been on and off That's why I told you,
Like today I've felt it probably like it's just coming waves.
Like so I had that problem and then now what
I'm having, which I wasn't having previously, is like I
woke up with a super like stuffy nose. My lips
are super dry, which they could awesome. I mean yes,
but I mean you know, it could be part of
a little something that you.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Know, dude, you bringing the COVID in the house.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm not bringing the COVID in the house.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Okay, I already had COVID. That's fine, Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
a COVID survivor.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I spit in your water early refer you to a
zip out, Did you really? I was just trying to
see its social experiment bro ceazy gate COVID or not.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh, I see, I see. We're trying. We're trying to
you know.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, let's see if I really am exactly read my mind,
exactly read my mind. But on top of that, nothing
nothing else. Right, we both experienced Tristan's birthday party.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, yeah, well what is happening? I don't think I did.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, I did jack ship last week, That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
I did nothing. A lot of work.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, I went to work. We didn't record a pod.
I feel like I did something, but I didn't or
didn't escape room.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That was fun. Okay, yeah that's cool. Yeah, that was cool.
Those are always fun. Yeah, I want fourteen minutes left.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm really bad. I suck at him. We did a
lot of hints.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's probably like the same thing with you know what
I mean. It involves us being stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Though, Yeah, you know if we did they do have
there's a Batman when I want to do really really
really bad.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now that sounds weird. Dude, that sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's in, dude, it's in kossimmy, and it's not that
far from.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Here as what we do for twenty first birth my
twenty first dude, I have forty percent off the Batman.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Excuse let's do it, bro?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Is it? What is it like layers? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
If someone just told me about it and they told
me they did.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It, that sounds so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, they told me was stupid. Look he said he
said they were really hard.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Interesting, then we're probably damn. That sucks, yeah, because I'm really.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Dumb, but like I gotta make but like I know,
Batman I'm good at Batman okay. Yeah, like I know
Batman law.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah no, I mean I know Arkham Arkham Knights games
and everything like that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I have a plata, I know Batman law.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah. We should be able to handle that, good, bro.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
That's what I'm saying. I feel like we could do
like I seen last year. I thought I just crushed
your tope, but you're okay, No, no, no, I'm good. Yeah.
I was Batman for Halloween last year. I could do
a good, good Batman impression, but it's really loud. I
don't think I should do that on the pod.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You could turn Yeah, I just don't do it.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, let's not do it on the body.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What are you going to be this year? Following? Bro?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I want to be Anakin from uh Star Wars. Really yeah, okay,
because I already have the hair for it, and he's
like my favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Character of all time. Okay, I have put zero.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I would have to completely clean shave for that, and
I don't think I can't commit. No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It'll go back fast. I look ugly for like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I can't do it. I know when I shave my mustache,
it's bad. My mustache is barely there. All right, I'm
gonna just let me hold on to it.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I know, yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Uh, what would you want to be for all of it?
I don't know, be like you could be uh hmm
hmm Woody from Toy Story, That's what I got.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, hot dude. No, No, not at all, like Speedo
cowboy pants, the speedo. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
For sure, little ass cheeks showing uh, maybe cut out
where the abs are?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Okay, okay, are we doing like the same Woody shirt
though the same pattern as a Woody shirt, like the
yellow and the brown?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Are you doing this costumes? No, it's for you for me? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
same thing.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Well, you know how exactly you know how like you know,
girls go out in the and the and the Sexy
Devils or the sexy.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Cat right, you're just trying to make it normal for
for dudes. Exactly for dudes. Okay, precisely, dude, Okay, I understand,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What else? What else would you go as besides Woody?
I don't know. I really don't know, you know, I
have I have a movie. I've never been Michael Myers.
I know it's a very like basic thing to be
for Halloween, but I do have everything I need. I
have like a jumpsuit and I have the mask. Yeah,
like the yeah, like the prison jumpsuit. Why not a
(15:39):
real one? Hobby is lie. I was gifted it for Halloween. Okay, yes,
to be, but then I never ended up dressing up,
so oh man, exactly fun. Dude. I got sick. Oh yeah,
it was dogshit. I was sick on Halloween.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And I was like, dude, I genuinely. I mean, this
is by the way, it's like last year. But I
was crying because I was like, I can't taste the gandy. Bro,
You're sad, dude. It was super sad.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
That's so loud. But everyone needs to know that men
have feelings. You're a pussy for showing them.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
That's like exactly how it goes. Dude. That's it.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's so fun.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Just yeah, the whole point we were talking about this podcast.
We haven't even got through it yet. Tristan's a birthday yea,
our best bud shout out, Happy birthday, Tristan. Hold On, yeah,
hold on, let me get let me pull out the audio.
That was a yeah. I was trying to see if
I had like a happy like the dog whatever, happy
(16:43):
birthday Tristan.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Oh, it didn't go.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I beg happy birthday, Tristan.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Twenty first birthday, just to go ahead and clarify, we're
at Big twenty one.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The hall is in the fucking question. Yeah, it's in
the building, and knocked on the door and said what's up.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'm here precisely, and Tristan just swallowed him.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
At first. No, at first he was doing good. And
when I got there, so what time did you get there?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I got there at around three, So Tristan texted me
on the way there to get four bags of ice.
So I went to public to get four bags of ice.
And I was like having this like ADHD attack looking
at the ice because I'm like, I can get four
small bags or i can get two big bags because
there's this you know what I mean, I'm doing the math,
(17:36):
and I'm like, two big bags would be more expensive
four small bags?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
What it really?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Because they said it was on sale? Oh okay, So
then I was like why not? And then they weren't
on sale? Yeah, and then I had to be caring
about it, and I was like, dude, look at the
sun talking about my dumb and then I should have
noticed it wasn't even that we had it was yellow
instead of green.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
H Well, look at you. I know you worked there,
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I'm so sorry. Well this wasn't at obviously hand in
public Yeah, this was this was at the publics by me.
But then I ended up leaving there. I got to
the house at the time, it was just Tristan and
uh and me, I think, and then you So you
had to get there before three o'clock. No, oh yeah, no,
maybe raffing, no rapping landover later Alex walked in with no,
(18:31):
it was just me.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, but you had to get there before three o'clock.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No, it was three o'clock. Yeah, that's when I got
off work, though I know, I remember saying it was
like two forty three. And then yeah, and then you
call me when you got off for work and I
was there, remember.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh yeah, yes, you were just chown in the living room.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, because then it was Mario who was there first,
because you know, he fucking lives right behind him. And
then and then I got there, and then after Rolando
Raffi and then a couple more people, and then you
eventually yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I got there at three forty.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Three exactly, and so by that time everyone's had a
couple of beers already, including Tristan. Of course, the guy's
killing it, but he was still perfectly fine, you know
what I mean. The guy's doing a lot of party stuff,
taking pictures with people. Every new person that comes in,
he's gotta say what's up. He's gotta be like, oh shit,
you know he's doing last Nah, he's trying to figure
out music, and he's doing this probably pretty buzzed. I'm
(19:21):
not gonna lie. Let's be honest, guys.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Hold on, Bad Bunny was playing for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
That was Raffi that I wanted to but it's because dude,
Tristan was in a rush and they whoever was complaining
about music. It ended up being Raffi's decision, because he
must have been the one that was like final say
you know what I mean? He was talking to he
was the.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Only one talking to Tristan while he was doing the music,
and he was like, play that bad.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Play Bad Bunny, and the Tristan was like, you know what,
bro fucking yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
He like, it's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's how I can imagine it.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
At least that's exactly what happened. And we heard bad
Bunny for forty five minutes. I wanted to scream and shout.
Yeah after five, I mean, Rolando the best time.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
They were just joking, but they were having they were
like dancing arms up, bro. Like it was like a
white girl party. Bro. Really they were white girl trunk.
That's how I would say.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It's like white girl. Well, Orlando was cutting lines for ever, Yeah, dude,
he Well, it's hard to cut limes when you're drunk.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I would have to.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I was cutting lines before he was doing the bad money.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I don't know if he was. I say, maybe he
just isn't that The precision with the knife is terrible,
you know what I mean. He's just bad ass. So
I didn't see a single line for him cutting limes.
I also have not I did not a single ingest
a single ounce of limes that entire time.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Now that I think about it, I don't know where
those lines went that he cut, but they were not
anywhere eyes saw.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, there's no way, ye right right, Yeah, you just
brought that up. And I'm processing it right now.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's absolutely it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's fine. I got to try the new alcohol, not
new alcohol, like it just dropped like a fucking deal.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
See like a game, brod got this new alcohol twenty
twenty banging. No, it's a.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It's a. It's a Brazilian alcohol called Cashassa, and it
tastes really good, dude. It's like tequila if it was
naturally flavored like fruit. It was like a little fruity
was it was still very spicy. Yeah, it was really nice.
It was very good.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
The point of me bringing that up is that the
one I didn't try.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yes, yeah, So the point of bringing that up is
Tristan was then doing shots with the Brazilian side of
the family, then the white side of the family, and
then the friends. Yeah. So he was already like sixty yes, bro,
he's just like two here too, here to here, and
then that's where everything kind of flipped and Tristan was chilling. Yeah,
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it was just twenty first dude.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
He was still chugging like a champ, giving us speeches.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I know, he was great.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
We're all eating our burger and he was just we
cheered him on to eat the burger.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Dude, I started that. I know you did it. Okay,
I'll give you credit because honestly.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Because he was just sitting there looking at the burger,
all of us ate our food, and he just wouldn't
shout up eat.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
The burg.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And everyonebody just started to go to burger.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Jade's a trend center, bro.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I need to get that video from others. Jada, I
have it, you have the yes, need gotcha.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'll be, I'll be.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I think if I think it's a six minute long video,
I just needed top guys. Tristan's speech was very long.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I have no his speech was like twenty minutes. Because
I have like the first like five minutes, you have
like the next five minutes.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, Jaden, that's the whole thing. Yeah, it's crazy. I
his story is gonna be wild.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's just gonna be all that twenty minute video of
him going. But I loved it. It was great.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
It was it was It was probably a wonderful way.
I wouldn't mind seeing the one that Jayden has. Actually,
just I want to relive the entire It was just
like someone I want to do it gets together and
then have a movie night and just watch that.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Someone was recording upside down.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
That was me. That was I actually fucking hate the
fact that you brought that up. But I was so, dude,
I don't know why. I really I remember looking at
the video and it was upside down. I kept flipping
my phone and I was like, dude, no way, I
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was recording my finger. I had the audio, obviously, but
my finger like slipped into the camera part of it,
and like I had like no visual for like a
minute video I was looking through. I was looking at
you through upside down video for like the thirty seconds,
and I was like, I was like, I wonder if
he knows he's recording.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I couldn't remember who it was. So I found I
found out I was. But I was like, what's the
point of switching it, because at the end of the day,
if I switch a mid video, then it's just gonna swip,
you know, flop the hands. It's gonna sound like you
still have the audio and I can just flip it
and the and the photo editing area. I just it's
I think it's so funny that for some reason you
remembered it and just didn't remember it being me and
(24:08):
you were like, dude, some fucking dumb ass, some actual idiots,
some stupid fucking guy was recording upside down.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, it was me, like Felipe or something. I don't
know why, dude, No, those were those people were cool though. Yeah,
they were very cool people. I met a lot of
new people that Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Actually, yeah you did.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I met like a whole new friend group. It was wild.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
That is actually such a cool thing. Yeah did everyone
treat you? How did everyone everyone treat it you?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Good?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Right? Yeah? Everyone was cool. That was very nice, bro, Yeah,
everyone was cool.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It was great. Wow, that's crazy, stud. Yeah, everyone was great.
It's a good time. What else happened there?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
We? Uh ship? I mean I joys. Oh yeah, burgers,
hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I didn't eat hot dog. No hot dog. I didn't
eat hot I.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Had two Glizzies. I had a burger too, Glizzies. Oh dude.
Tristan's mom made the tuna dip and the the shrimp.
The shrimp did that was so good them. Yeah, that
ship was so good.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I regret not getting a second burger to this day.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Really, Yeah, unfortunate. You want to go back right now
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Let's just go, I low key that I can.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I know, she said I can.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Mama said I can.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I mean, I've been there a thousand times. I'll just
bring you in like plus one. You know what I'm
saying exactly, and then like you still got burgers. That's
the best. But she killed it though. It was as
like a restaurant. She had Annago take orders.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, she came over here. She was like,
all right, what kind of cheese you want?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, dude, Raffi was like, I want bacon.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I know. That was so funny, Like I just I'm
looking at Anna walk around and like dealing with all
these drunk people. Yeah, I remember, yes, yes, dude, I
was dying when Raffi did that. Such an asshole, like
caramelized onions, bacon, truffle bun preferably if you have if
(25:59):
guda cheese.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Dude, damn? What else happened after that? We got the
Gunner took the ball. Dude, Gunner was crazy. Yeah, are
we allowed to talk about the dude Trisian Losses engagement ring. Okay,
yeah he did. We were looking forward for like it
was probably like an hour. It was probably like an hour.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, so Tristan was shooting basketball and the ring must
have slipped off of his finger when he was and
it was somewhere in the grass because we didn't hear
a ding. The pool was obviously surrounded by yeah huh,
I said, drunken idiots. Drunken idiots, but also concrete. And
so if the ring was a metal ring, a gold
ring was the drop, you'd hear a ding, And we
got the metal detector out and everything. They searched the
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next day as well, in the morning when it was
you know, a little dewey, you know, you get the sun,
hopefully you can see some sort of reflection.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Dewey boke at.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Word of the day, probably a sexual term on Urban
Dictionary at this point.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, honestly, if you look at dewey gooey, it's probably
not a good Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh, dooey gouey's insane. Dowey ouey, bro that's dewey ouey yoah.
Let's get the ooey gooey dewey on the kooy. So
but it all it has a happy ending because Tristan's
father found a ring that his mother got him when
they first got married, and it didn't fit and he
wanted to get his size, but he got a new
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ring instead, and then he gave Tristan that ring and
it was his size. He doesn't even have to get
a fit. That's part he puts on and it's like
it's fit, you know what I mean, Like it won't
fall off. And now it's like a family airline kind
of thing, like his parents have had that since the
beginning of the marriage, and then now he has it
on his n Yeah. So that's all. And I'm sure, honestly, dude,
I am sure like someone's gonna be mowing that lawn
(27:45):
and something, you know what I mean, and they're gonna
shred that ring. Yeah, I mean either shred the ring
or the lawn mower. It's gonna kick the ring with
so much force it goes through that plastic fence.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Oh yeah, or he just goes somewhere else where. You Yeah,
because you have a.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Piece of metal going so fat, and the smack in
a metal ring you might hear like a ding ding thing,
so you might find it scratches.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You would have, you would, yeah, definitely a couple of scratches.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I genuinely don't under I think the only plausible thing
is I mean, I don't know if Tristan has ship yet,
but it like he swallowed it perfectly. Fucking didn't even
feel like shot the basketball because that like, dude, metal
detector was there, you know what I mean, it was
picked up like yeah, looking for for a long time,
like that's the insane part, and we didn't. It's just insane.
(28:28):
We didn't find it.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
No, and they still have a powder. That's the crazies thing.
We looked in the bathroom, we looked in his room,
we looked in the neighbor's yard, we looked everywhere. Dude, Yeah,
I guess that's what happens on your twenty first birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You lose a ring. That's the dude. It's gonna go
down forever though, you know what I mean, Like you're
gonna tell these stories and friends. Yeah, we're already laughing
about it, exactly exactly. Yeah, I feel bad though. He
was stressed about it that he definitely, But then afterwards
he made the switch and he was just like, guys,
I don't want to do this ship, bro, I just want.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
To party like this party.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
At first he was like, oh, I feel like such
an asshole, and after that he was just like.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
We went to CVS pubblics. All the seven eleven they
were all goggles, so look for Goglin. None of them
even had goggles.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, dude, why did you go to seven eleven because
seven eleven sometimes has goggles? Really? Yeah, that as.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Even here. Fuck, dude, we live in Florida.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well, the one that she probably went to, it's a
chevrol On. Yeah, it's a well no, it's an independent mark.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That I need to tell you. I forgot to tell
you this the day of that. I'll tell you after
the pod. Please do not let me forget okay, because
you're gonna be like, what Okay, Yeah, it's going to
be crazy. Okay, you're going to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
You know who probably hates you, Valentina because she loves
knowing ship and so she when she listens to this
and she hears you be like, let me tell you something,
she's like, no, I want to know, and she's like,
because we don't see it on the lot, take the
take the out. She likes the drama. But yeah, dude,
And then I mean it was it was raw, and
after that everyone was pretty pretty chill.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
After the oh yeah, oh we hit bench press.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yes, we hit bench res Pops hit bench press dude.
Tristan's dad came out there just started du dad.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
He was like, let me show y'all and he was going, yeah,
it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
He was killing it. And then Tristan went off there
to to show off daddy. Yeah, and uh and I
think he I think he did. He did, he did more. Yeah,
he did. Tristan's dad had no Pops still did way
more than I every bro had.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
No faith in himself though. He was like, frist Tristan's
gonna baby. Yeah, yeah, I mean he did.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Pops is just humble, Broy.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Pops is very he's very humble, just humble Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Pops just mad show Bro, Pops, what's up? Pops built Tristan? Bro?
What do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Our god? He literally did in that garage.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Tristan learned from I think his dad.
And then on top of that, like the YouTube guy,
he's like really buff, bald, white guy. His name is
Mike something.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Mike's Heart Heart Heart Long or something.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, is that what I know? Isn't that like Mike's
my Cox song Mike ox On, Yeah, something like that.
Fucking dumb ass. No, it's his actual name. Is Mike.
I don't know his real name? Is that because last
it's Mike something' is like doctor Mike. Doctor Mike's name
is doctor Mike. I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I don't know who doctor Mike is.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You don't I know?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Dr Miami is? You know who DODR Miami is?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh, he does, like the plastic surgery for all the
like the famous one.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh facts, what did you get done? H? Nothing, I
was just making a joke. I thought you got like
bigger testicles or something.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Is that possible? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Really?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Would you could probably just take an air pump. But
if you if you did, just you know, stick him
in there real quick. Yeah, bro, I bet you could
just yea, you can just inflate and put some tape
over the whole. You're good.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
That sounds painful.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I'm sure good.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Now, just use a band aid.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, yeah, this is what I mean, like our brain
wander and wander. Oh yeah, we're.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Supposed to be at a party right now?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, I know, Oh we are. Let's go Oh okay,
all right later, I have a go on guys. No,
he did he he committed fully to the act. I
think we were leaving if I actually took my hand
set off. You know, we were gonna walk out of
the room and fully committed it's just the door, and
then come back later.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
All right, guys, have a good day.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
That would have been funny, all right, saying no I.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Met like, you know, we're talking about the party. We
were talking about fim fighting or malls y flying like
a hot air balloon. I know, silly goose, Okay, okay, but.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We were Yeah. I mean after that, it was everyone
standing outside. Some people started leave, some some people started leave,
some people started to leave. There you go. I just
talked fast, dude, you gotta you gotta keep up. You know.
I peed in a corner. Okay, how was that?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
It was cool? I was like, Yo, Tristan, I use
the bathroom and someone was taking a shower.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, I peed in the alex bro I swear to god, dude.
I was like, come on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I was like, Yo, I really need to be but
someone's saying a shower and YO, just go just go
in that corner. And I was like, okay, so that
was cool.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I guess I wonder if someone walked in your peep
when we were looking for the ring. No, it was
after okay, exactly yeah, no, I I peed as well outside. Yeah,
but it was on the other side of the fence,
you know where the campfires at Tristan's. Yeah, it was
like the neighbor's backyard and hopefully h wait doesn't hear
this where he told me go out in the side
of his house. Yeah, well no, someone was in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, well at the time, and I don't know, I
didn't know who was in the back. I just had
a pee. Bro I've had like six beers.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
How do you go to a party to take a shower?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
He brought a pick change of clothes, did I?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I didn't shower.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I mean I didn't even bring a change of clothes,
pull up and hopped in chill. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I didn't change into him. I changed my shirt because
I lost my shirt at Tristan's.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Unfortunately he's going to keep that forever and wear Brole
and same thing. I mean, here's a good way to
just forward it a little bit actually, because I'll get
to it when we when we get to But I
would just like to say Tristan came up to me
and was like, hey, man, I got you know, a
pair of shorts if you want them that are yours.
And they were shorts that I left at his house
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like four years ago. He was just holding yes, dude,
like four years ago. Yah, And I was wearing them
and his mom's like, why do you have Tristan shorts on?
And I was like, you're mine. I just left him
here when I was like eleven, Bro. They don't, let
you know, not eleven obviously, I'm just being and uh
(34:28):
And I just wanted to put them on so I
can relive, you know what I mean, the nostalgia of
wearing these pants that I loved so much that I
thought I lost, bro And yeah, and I just wanted
to say that, dude. I just it made me feel
good that I was in those shorts again. They have
like cargo pockets, are super comfortable, super light. Yeah shorts, dude.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
They were like Neon green, Yeah, pack on Bro. They
look really tight though. Listen, ship Titans, Bro, Bro.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
People grow, you know what I'm saying, equal gro don't.
I may have had a couple extra burgers since I
last warm Bro, you know, so yeah you know, but
it's okay.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
You already had swim trunks on prior I did you
switched into those?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah? I just now know, because I wanted that nostalgic feelings.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
So you had comfortable ones that fit you, yes, but
you decided to get into uncomfortable, tight ones precisely. You
confuse me. Yeah, yeah, you're confusing soul. It was for
my heart, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
And then afterwards, dude, uh it was it was down
to like five people. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, they started dropping like flies.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Everyone That man had to work at six am, and
everyone was outside saying goodbye to each other, and that's
what he said.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
And then oh, we finally got we finally got tea
to do the impression.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
And that's winterest and did the pit bull impression that
you heard in the beginning of this episode.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, it was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Begging for it, yeah, absolutely just want It made us
very happy. Unfortunately, me and Alex were talking over it
a little bit, so we had to do some editing.
It wasn't perfect, but I'll take you know, I'll take.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Credit Middle High Life.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Ye choice, he was Miller High Life, the Champagne of beers,
because that's what all their commercials are about.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I don't I don't watch TV. Yeah, yeah, no, I
just want TikTok don't alcoholic. I don't get beer ads,
do you know?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Really? No, I just talked about beer all the time. Yeah,
so it's just constantly all the time, genuinely, I don't
even get I think I get like cat videos and
beer ads.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Oh yeah, and you got Tristan. Uh that was actually vile.
That was that was fucking gross. So you're gonna wipe
that downward out with this Jesus Christ, sir.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I just had to let that one. I like swallowed
my own spit and it went down.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
The chat chat chat chat.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
He just opened his mouth completely and just went It
was like a toddler cough Jesus, you know what I
mean when a kid just stands like this, like it starts.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah, it's exactly what that was exactly.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I'm well. We were talking about how people started dropping
like flies, and it was eventually down to five people.
Oh yes, yeah, and this is towards the end of
the night. I've been pacing myself. I haven't had any
alcohol and quite a long time. I was pretty pretty
sober by that point.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
As well as well.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And then we all like decided to like, yeah, just
like calm it down exactly at a responsible time. We
were all very responsible, but then Tristan you know who,
birthday boy obviously had a lot more alcohol than anyone
else did. Possibly it was not alright, and he ended
up throwing up that night. Okay, can I give you
(37:53):
my point of view from that, and just real quick,
just real quick, it's real quick. When he threw up
and he was getting and getting changed, I was told
to get him a pair of shorts. And I go
into that fucking closet and I grab a random pair
of shorts and I look at these shorts and I'm like,
son of a bitch, these are my fucking shorts. Dude, dude,
(38:16):
why is he st I handed the guy, but I
was like, dude, how many pairs? I didn't even look.
I should have looked, what's going on? Oh my god,
the mic is so far away from my mouth. I
should have looked. I should have looked to see if
there were any more. You know, I just wanted I
wanted to tie that in. I'm sorry, go ahead, your
(38:36):
point of view.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
That was beautiful. Yeah, we should go raid his house.
We should all this stuff get I need to get
my shirt back, and you need the thousand pairs of
the clothing, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I'm sure I have plenty of pairs of I think
he has.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Some of my underwear.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I'm not gonna lie I have some of his underwear.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I've needed, I needed. I mean, I've gone over to you.
I need to give you a pair of shorts while
you're here. Really, Yeah, how I have a pair of
shorts from me, the great ones? Yes, yes, you know, okay, insane.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, okay, I need to give you those. I think
there is one of those stores we'll find we all
just share. Well, no, I came home. We were all
hanging out after work one night and we went to
Raffi's or something, and don't worry about it, there's so
many shorts in there.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Uh, this is like the smallest jord to put shorts.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, why do you think three of them are full
of shorts?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Oh my god? Keep going.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Uh. Well, there's one night we went to Raffis and
I had to have shorts, and You're like, oh, these
are in the back of my trunk. Here you go.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I just had them ever since. There you go, They're
right there. Funny story. These are Rapi shorts. Yah? Why
are these shorts? Dude? Rap He gave these to me
one night I needed shorts, and then I ended up
taking them home and I kept them. Dude, Lolo chewed
on those motherfuckers forever. Draw strings might be a little fuck.
(39:55):
It's fine, dude, I love these shorts actually really coming. Yeah,
they are pretty uncomfortable, very but yes, listen, I want
to hear your perspective. Oh yes, I'm interested.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Okay, So I don't remember where I was walking from.
Might I might have just taken a piss, but I was.
I walked out of the room. Yeah, I can't remember
what I was doing, but I walked back in and
it looked like a fucking crime scene. I see Anna
run out of the room, I see you just standing
up in panic, and I see uh, Matthew just in
(40:27):
the corner, and then uh, I.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Just see Tristan in his bed, just like Tristan looked
like he was an alien from Men in Blood.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I got shot Tristan Legit looks like he got shot
and the vomit is his blood just speeling.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Out of him Men in Black episode. Genuinely, and what
a good twenty first person you know what I mean,
I just do it.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
You'll throw it is not for me. I can't. I
can't do that shit, and I look at it. I
laugh for like a split second, and I'm like, holy fuck,
I'm gonna throw up for the second I'm in here,
And then.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
You came out there to me. Well, I was out
cycleaning up and you were like, dude, I'm about to
throw up. And I was like why, and You're like
just just throwing up. I was like, are you not
in the room? No? And then I pull up at
a note.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Maybe just maybe it was Matthew standing there in a panic.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
It was Matthew in the room.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
That's what it was. There was Matthew standing.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
In I was outside. I was thrown away trash.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, oh maybe that's where I was. Maybe that's where
I was going to help you.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, I think that that is what you were doing.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, And then I came in and it was a
crime scene, which was it was so weird because when
we walked in. Actually, no, when we put him that
makes sense, when we put him to bed, he was
pretty out of it.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I mean, yeah, when we put him to bed, but
I mean there was there was a point where he
was like laughing at the right.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, he was fine.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, his mom came into the room. We were having
all like a great time, you know what I mean,
the group setting and everything.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
It was all good, and we his mom walked out there.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Maybe what happens, though, is is you throw up and
then you sober up, and then you get real tired. Yeah,
and then you just knock out and you wake up
unexpectedly early and you feel refreshed.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
No, he didn't text me till like one o'clock in
the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
The next sat at Texan.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I really, yeah, dude, I woke up at like seven
the next day. I had worked, and I felt so
fucking refreshed.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I had worked the next day.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
I didn't throw up, though I didn't either. I'm a
fucking man, dude. I woke up. I was like, I
have so much I have so much time to play
video games.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I woke up and I was like, damn, I gotta
go to work.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Work was hard.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Work was not hard for me. I left that two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
The work was so for me. Why I'm so sorry
do the callouts and everything?
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Oh yeah, that I didn't have to deal with that.
I went to work, came back, and I played Xbox
for the rest to day. I think nice do something
like that I don't even remember.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's good ship.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Yeah, but that was the twenty first Guess and guess
who's coming up? He guess who's coming up?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
And then the next twenty first birthday is going to
talk about how Devin was thrown up in his bed.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, a month from now, quite literally a month from now.
And then right after that, No, twenty know any yet? No,
I mean, do we know anyone in November? No?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
But then in FEBRUARYMB we'll be talking about my cruise.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh yeah, dude, RAFFI reminded us too. I know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I knew we did, but I knew I was going
on vacation soon, so I wanted to wait till after
I see, I already told Tristan. I told I talked
to Tristan to make sure he was still good. I
think mid October That's what I'm looking at, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I like it?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, like it like I get back on the seventh.
So I was thinking, like maybe like the fifteenth, we
started looking and we buy like seventeenth at the latest.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Sounds good. Cool.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
We just made plans on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
You already know, all.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Right, Well, I think that's a great place to uh
end it. Right there after were talking about Tristan's twenty
first What a great birthday. Yeah, I hope. I don't
know if he listens to the pod, but I hope
he does.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I think he does.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, Happy birthday, Tristan. We love you, we love you,
we love everyone listening. Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Kisses. Probably should end it.
Mister, mister friend day Christine. Let her come on.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I want to take a picture of that cooler with
a cold ad.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Okay, Darrel, welcome to due problems.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
That has never been in my car. It's never clean.
Never see the day in.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The same root see no money in the bank, no
gass in my tank?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Te No, what's the Dotael? What the thing? Do?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Come and welcome to dude problems. Thank you Pitbull problem.
Dude problem.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah no, no, yeah, we we d m uh.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We dm INSTRAI we DM mister Instagram.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah dude, he wasn't following us back, so we DMed
Instagram first.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Right, Yeah, I see the recovery. I see, I see
what we did. They're very good, very good.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I always get mixed up between whom first, you know,
but business talk.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We've been realistically, we've been trying to get our friend
to do that since we started this podcast. It's been
almost a year now. Yeah, it's almost February. It's been
like nine months. It's been like a whole pregnancy. It's
been a whole pregnancy, a whole it's been a whole pregnancy.
And we've been I've been on my hands and knees
begging for that pit Bull intro and we got it. Yeah,
we finally got it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And we finally got it. And the way we got
it and I.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Had, Yeah, I had to go to him to get it.
Can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I had to go to this man's house. It worked
out too, he did. It was a good time. But anyways,
before we get into this whole conversation we had, we
had a conversation for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh yes, more business talk.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You don't like spongeber I do like SpongeBob doesn't sound like.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It, but I just cannot, Like, I don't know, dude,
I was never watching SpongeBob. Like, I don't know. I
can't vividly remember episodes, you know what I remember, like
the one where he was inside with like Penny Napkin.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And yeah he was, he was in isolation, Penny Napkin
in the chip.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yes, in the chip huge plot twist brow spoiler spoilers, spoilers,
it's Patrick in the monkey suit and then it's not Patrick.
I remember, see.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, but oh my god, we got so it was hype.
It was very hype. But no, I can't I remember
every single SpongeBob episode. I had SpongeBob on DVD. I
had the SpongeBob movies on DVD when.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Uh SpongeBob movies, dude, I forgot those existed today, the
live action ones.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I had SpongeBob soundtracks on CD that we played in
the car.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That's kind of insane.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm so committed to the SpongeBob Grind. I hold on, dude,
when when when they came out with the first live
action SpongeBob and it was like superheroes and stuff. You
know who skips cool to see that movie?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Me?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I am the number one SpongeBob guy, Jaden Jaden Grind
was in that building doing the SpongeBob. I love SpongeBob
so much so, uh.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Maybe we can post it, maybe we can't, or maybe
we won't. But this is me with the man, the
myth legend him the Nickelodeon cartoon, not the cartoon the hotel.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yes, yes, that's you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That is me. That is young Devin with the SpongeBob jacket.
And you look like a Julian. I look like a Julian. Yeah,
like from Spain or like from Germany, you know what
I mean? Like, I no like like Julian facts. Okay, yeah,
(03:34):
you know, but no, we're looking at a picture of
me next to SpongeBob, so I think I'm gonna I.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Can put it. I can send that to me and
I can put our side by sides. Of course I do.
I love you know the bring it back that hotel?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yes, they are, and I want to go. Can I
tell a really funny story?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And it all ties into everything. Of course. My father
took me to that hotel for my first right when
I was like thirteen or fourteen, right with my friends,
and it was me, Tristan and Mario. I'm not gonna lie, dude.
You had to sit there and you had to be
(04:13):
like this is not for kids my age, you know
what I mean? Like these are all toddlers around here.
We're too cool to get slimed. No, no, but like
really deep down, bro, you wanted to get sign. I
was such a little kid, dude, I wanted to go
to that movie theater. It spread like bubbles and I
went to.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
My dad hated it because it was God, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What is going on audio? I don't know, man, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But yeah, dude, it's not like pickles at one point,
and my dad hates pickles and he hated that part.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh that's great, Yeah, that's so cool. Actually I don't
remember that at all. I do sponge they had new
cool ship when you win or something.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I don't know, maybe or maybe my ship was the
old ship. Who knows?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Who knows?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Because I went there. I went there, I think like
once or twice.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, no, I think I was only there twice when
I was a very little kid, and then the ones later.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I have pictures of I think we were right next
to who were I have pictures of my brother right
next to the Last Airbender, and I have pictures with
Phantom and chump Chum facts you know, you know what
I'm talking about. Yeah, like I could find them. They're
great cartoons.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
In general, I wouldn't even mind like rewatching some SpongeBob
to be honest. For mine, I casually just watched. Yeah,
I love I used to put SpongeBob on maybe. Okay,
so this is this is the truth. I mean I
would swap between shows, uh huh. But whenever I would
watch a horror movie when I was younger, I would
like put SpongeBob on after because I was No, I
(05:40):
watched like SpongeBob Bro or like other other like childish shows.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, I get it, Avatar, you almost crushed my foot.
I didn't realize you were doing that. I'm sorry, No, no, no,
that wasn't mean I was on my foot eventually, Dude,
you were going down and I felt it and I
got my foot out of the way.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Very you know.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, you always got the wiggles. I was gonna say
something about and I can't remember what I was gonna
say about the SpongeBob man. That guy's SpongeBob. Damn, that's
so unfortunate. What do you mean? What were you?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It was a pretty I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I was gonna say something about it, and I can't
remember what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, it's a little unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Damn, Bro, you cancel it out.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What I was saying shit or you saying exactly shit.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You will understand. We just clashed so extremely hard.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
We are the worst at the podcast We are so
bad at podcasting.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We are terrible.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
We're we're doing our thoughts just go everywhere, and I
can only shut up for so long, and you can
only shut up for so long, and oh my god,
we're the worst. It's okay, yeah, you know what, Oh
my gosh, Oh we wanted to watch the old cartoons more? Yes, yes,
And I was gonna say I casually watched SpongeBob last
night and you were telling me how you watched SpongeBob.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
See, we all eventually get back around.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, we're just a little bit slower than the average person.
Is there an a blast button for us? I kind
of feel We're really happy?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Thank you, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He appreciate you. Guys are always at support this.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
There. That was.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That was genuinely we deserved that earlier though, to be honest, yeah,
I fat them that one. But yeah, man, the childish
cartoons are very very.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Deep in not even like they got some adult like
do you know chokes there fun Courage, Yes, it made
a video game.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's on PC with Courage with I honestly forgot the
name of it. Jimmy Neutron, No, no, I like Jimmy
Neutron as well, don't that one? Holy ship? I love
Jimmy completely forgot about love Jimmy Newtron. You know Johnny Test,
Johnny Test, Yeah, who doesn't who's the one, dude, Please
help me. I know you know it too. They're pirates.
(07:49):
That's all I really should have to say that. This
is like a talking whale there, just talking. Yes, one
of them is one of their names, like Chump Trump
or something. He's like blobby dude.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
He's a blobby dude.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
He's a puffy dude. He's a puffy dude. Yeah, it's
like a little pirate kid who has a whale friend.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They go places in the whales mouth. They'll always walk
into the whales mouth and I'll shut I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That sucks, dude, Yeah, I don't. I figured you would
have someone out there knows what I'm talking about. Someone
out there listening to this notes exactly what I'm talking about.
But it is unfortunate. We'll move on from it, so
we don't. Are you talking about my brain?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You're talking about that really little kid show that came
out on Disney Junior.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
No, sir, this is way before all of that. No, no, no,
this was like another This was like a bunch Bob
I guess situation. Yeah, I was watching this when I
was watching Danny Fantom what.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Was it on?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Was it on Nickelodeon? I have no clue what it
was on. I like, I can. I can remember what
the what the show looked like, and how much I
enjoyed it in the past, but I can't remember the
name of it. Unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What's the cartoon? Where they were in the when they
were the not the something rats? I know, the I
don't know they were in here. They were in the woods.
It was on PBS. They were in the woods and
they were they were doing a bunch of cool stuff
and they had games on the website. They were so cool.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Are these like this is this a cartoon? This is
a cartoon?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Were they like two really dumb guys? No, they were smart.
Do you know what I'm talking about? The two really
dumb guys with the big heads?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I don't know. Damn, I want to say I have, man,
I don't even remember what. There's just so many cartoons
that we've watched throughout our life. I know, it's hard
to remember them. And let's be honest, I mean, other
than obviously SpongeBob, because maybe you are you know, you
have a you have an attachment to that, whether it's
you know, in a childish way, or you're you know,
sexually attracted.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
To Okay, Sandy, Yeah, no, if anything, I think so
that was your crush when you were a kid.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That's why you bro Sandy was your first crush.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Your first cartoon crush was Sandy. I don't, I don't.
I don't think so. Your first cartoon crush was the
Emao girl from Danny Fantom. No, it was an Emao
girl from h Total drama Island and Sane. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I feel like I've said that on the pod before.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Maybe I think you have. We probably, I think we've
talked about cartoon. I think your name was Gwen, Gwen
insane that you remember the name, I like faintly remember
my name being Gwen as well. I think I think
that was her name. Yeah, that's yeah. I can't remember
the Kim Kim Possible.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Kim Possible. Yeah, she's fine. Wow, these are cartoons. Let's stop.
That's so weird. But like, yeah, that was also like
a weird.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I mean, when you were a kid, this is what
you said in your mind.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I was like, man, I wish I could jump on
the TV, but we How was your week?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Man, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Man, we did. We did the same thing this week.
We went to work and uh, well, actually we missed
last week's pod, didn't we We did miss last week's spot. Yeah,
what happened with that?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Was sick? Yeah, that's right. I wish he's not feeling good.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You didn't have the covids, did you know?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I was just I woke up in the morning with
I'm not gonna say with the runs. Yeah, but that's
a good way to put it. With the runs. Fuck, dude, Yeah, dude,
I had like clear water coming out of my.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You don't have to say that, you can.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You brought it up and I was just not dude.
I'm sorry, guys, it was bad stowing up. I just
didn't feel good. I had a headache and then uh
and then later in the day ended up you know,
waking up, and then I was just hopping on the
game's chilling.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You just hung out for the room, Yeah, I mean
that's good.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, that was all right. I just took a nice
little day to relax in the bed and everything like that,
which is nice.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Did you feel sick afterwards? It was just like that
one day.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I've been on and off That's why I told you,
Like today I've felt it probably like it's just coming waves.
Like so I had that problem and then now what
I'm having, which I wasn't having previously, is like I
woke up with a super like stuffy nose. My lips
are super dry, which they could awesome. I mean yes,
but I mean you know, it could be part of
a little something that you.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Know, dude, you bringing the COVID in the house.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm not bringing the COVID in the house.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Okay, I already had COVID. That's fine, Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
a COVID survivor.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I spit in your water early refer you to a
zip out, Did you really? I was just trying to
see its social experiment bro ceazy gate COVID or not.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh, I see, I see. We're trying. We're trying to
you know.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, let's see if I really am exactly read my mind,
exactly read my mind. But on top of that, nothing
nothing else. Right, we both experienced Tristan's birthday party.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, yeah, well what is happening? I don't think I did.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, I did jack ship last week, That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
I did nothing. A lot of work.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, I went to work. We didn't record a pod.
I feel like I did something, but I didn't or
didn't escape room.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That was fun. Okay, yeah that's cool. Yeah, that was cool.
Those are always fun. Yeah, I want fourteen minutes left.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm really bad. I suck at him. We did a
lot of hints.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's probably like the same thing with you know what
I mean. It involves us being stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Though, Yeah, you know if we did they do have
there's a Batman when I want to do really really
really bad.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now that sounds weird. Dude, that sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's in, dude, it's in kossimmy, and it's not that
far from.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Here as what we do for twenty first birth my
twenty first dude, I have forty percent off the Batman.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Excuse let's do it, bro?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Is it? What is it like layers? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
If someone just told me about it and they told
me they did.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It, that sounds so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, they told me was stupid. Look he said he
said they were really hard.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Interesting, then we're probably damn. That sucks, yeah, because I'm really.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Dumb, but like I gotta make but like I know,
Batman I'm good at Batman okay. Yeah, like I know
Batman law.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah no, I mean I know Arkham Arkham Knights games
and everything like that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I have a plata, I know Batman law.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah. We should be able to handle that, good, bro.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
That's what I'm saying. I feel like we could do
like I seen last year. I thought I just crushed
your tope, but you're okay, No, no, no, I'm good. Yeah.
I was Batman for Halloween last year. I could do
a good, good Batman impression, but it's really loud. I
don't think I should do that on the pod.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You could turn Yeah, I just don't do it.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, let's not do it on the body.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What are you going to be this year? Following? Bro?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I want to be Anakin from uh Star Wars. Really yeah, okay,
because I already have the hair for it, and he's
like my favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Character of all time. Okay, I have put zero.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I would have to completely clean shave for that, and
I don't think I can't commit. No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It'll go back fast. I look ugly for like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I can't do it. I know when I shave my mustache,
it's bad. My mustache is barely there. All right, I'm
gonna just let me hold on to it.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I know, yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Uh, what would you want to be for all of it?
I don't know, be like you could be uh hmm
hmm Woody from Toy Story, That's what I got.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, hot dude. No, No, not at all, like Speedo
cowboy pants, the speedo. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
For sure, little ass cheeks showing uh, maybe cut out
where the abs are?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Okay, okay, are we doing like the same Woody shirt
though the same pattern as a Woody shirt, like the
yellow and the brown?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Are you doing this costumes? No, it's for you for me? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
same thing.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Well, you know how exactly you know how like you know,
girls go out in the and the and the Sexy
Devils or the sexy.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Cat right, you're just trying to make it normal for
for dudes. Exactly for dudes. Okay, precisely, dude, Okay, I understand,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What else? What else would you go as besides Woody?
I don't know. I really don't know, you know, I
have I have a movie. I've never been Michael Myers.
I know it's a very like basic thing to be
for Halloween, but I do have everything I need. I
have like a jumpsuit and I have the mask. Yeah,
like the yeah, like the prison jumpsuit. Why not a
(15:39):
real one? Hobby is lie. I was gifted it for Halloween. Okay, yes,
to be, but then I never ended up dressing up,
so oh man, exactly fun. Dude. I got sick. Oh yeah,
it was dogshit. I was sick on Halloween.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And I was like, dude, I genuinely. I mean, this
is by the way, it's like last year. But I
was crying because I was like, I can't taste the gandy. Bro,
You're sad, dude. It was super sad.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
That's so loud. But everyone needs to know that men
have feelings. You're a pussy for showing them.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
That's like exactly how it goes. Dude. That's it.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's so fun.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Just yeah, the whole point we were talking about this podcast.
We haven't even got through it yet. Tristan's a birthday yea,
our best bud shout out, Happy birthday, Tristan. Hold On, yeah,
hold on, let me get let me pull out the audio.
That was a yeah. I was trying to see if
I had like a happy like the dog whatever, happy
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birthday Tristan.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Oh, it didn't go.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I beg happy birthday, Tristan.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Twenty first birthday, just to go ahead and clarify, we're
at Big twenty one.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The hall is in the fucking question. Yeah, it's in
the building, and knocked on the door and said what's up.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'm here precisely, and Tristan just swallowed him.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
At first. No, at first he was doing good. And
when I got there, so what time did you get there?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I got there at around three, So Tristan texted me
on the way there to get four bags of ice.
So I went to public to get four bags of ice.
And I was like having this like ADHD attack looking
at the ice because I'm like, I can get four
small bags or i can get two big bags because
there's this you know what I mean, I'm doing the math,
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and I'm like, two big bags would be more expensive
four small bags?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
What it really?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Because they said it was on sale? Oh okay, So
then I was like why not? And then they weren't
on sale? Yeah, and then I had to be caring
about it, and I was like, dude, look at the
sun talking about my dumb and then I should have
noticed it wasn't even that we had it was yellow
instead of green.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
H Well, look at you. I know you worked there,
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I'm so sorry. Well this wasn't at obviously hand in
public Yeah, this was this was at the publics by me.
But then I ended up leaving there. I got to
the house at the time, it was just Tristan and
uh and me, I think, and then you So you
had to get there before three o'clock. No, oh yeah, no,
maybe raffing, no rapping landover later Alex walked in with no,
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it was just me.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, but you had to get there before three o'clock.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No, it was three o'clock. Yeah, that's when I got
off work, though I know, I remember saying it was
like two forty three. And then yeah, and then you
call me when you got off for work and I
was there, remember.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh yeah, yes, you were just chown in the living room.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, because then it was Mario who was there first,
because you know, he fucking lives right behind him. And
then and then I got there, and then after Rolando
Raffi and then a couple more people, and then you
eventually yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I got there at three forty.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Three exactly, and so by that time everyone's had a
couple of beers already, including Tristan. Of course, the guy's
killing it, but he was still perfectly fine, you know
what I mean. The guy's doing a lot of party stuff,
taking pictures with people. Every new person that comes in,
he's gotta say what's up. He's gotta be like, oh shit,
you know he's doing last Nah, he's trying to figure
out music, and he's doing this probably pretty buzzed. I'm
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not gonna lie. Let's be honest, guys.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Hold on, Bad Bunny was playing for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
That was Raffi that I wanted to but it's because dude,
Tristan was in a rush and they whoever was complaining
about music. It ended up being Raffi's decision, because he
must have been the one that was like final say
you know what I mean? He was talking to he
was the.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Only one talking to Tristan while he was doing the music,
and he was like, play that bad.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Play Bad Bunny, and the Tristan was like, you know what,
bro fucking yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
He like, it's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's how I can imagine it.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
At least that's exactly what happened. And we heard bad
Bunny for forty five minutes. I wanted to scream and shout.
Yeah after five, I mean, Rolando the best time.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
They were just joking, but they were having they were
like dancing arms up, bro. Like it was like a
white girl party. Bro. Really they were white girl trunk.
That's how I would say.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It's like white girl. Well, Orlando was cutting lines for ever, Yeah, dude,
he Well, it's hard to cut limes when you're drunk.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I would have to.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I was cutting lines before he was doing the bad money.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I don't know if he was. I say, maybe he
just isn't that The precision with the knife is terrible,
you know what I mean. He's just bad ass. So
I didn't see a single line for him cutting limes.
I also have not I did not a single ingest
a single ounce of limes that entire time.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Now that I think about it, I don't know where
those lines went that he cut, but they were not
anywhere eyes saw.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, there's no way, ye right right, Yeah, you just
brought that up. And I'm processing it right now.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's absolutely it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's fine. I got to try the new alcohol, not
new alcohol, like it just dropped like a fucking deal.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
See like a game, brod got this new alcohol twenty
twenty banging. No, it's a.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It's a. It's a Brazilian alcohol called Cashassa, and it
tastes really good, dude. It's like tequila if it was
naturally flavored like fruit. It was like a little fruity
was it was still very spicy. Yeah, it was really nice.
It was very good.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
The point of me bringing that up is that the
one I didn't try.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yes, yeah, So the point of bringing that up is
Tristan was then doing shots with the Brazilian side of
the family, then the white side of the family, and
then the friends. Yeah. So he was already like sixty yes, bro,
he's just like two here too, here to here, and
then that's where everything kind of flipped and Tristan was chilling. Yeah,
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it was just twenty first dude.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
He was still chugging like a champ, giving us speeches.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I know, he was great.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
We're all eating our burger and he was just we
cheered him on to eat the burger.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Dude, I started that. I know you did it. Okay,
I'll give you credit because honestly.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Because he was just sitting there looking at the burger,
all of us ate our food, and he just wouldn't
shout up eat.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
The burg.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
And everyonebody just started to go to burger.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Jade's a trend center, bro.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I need to get that video from others. Jada, I
have it, you have the yes, need gotcha.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'll be, I'll be.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I think if I think it's a six minute long video,
I just needed top guys. Tristan's speech was very long.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I have no his speech was like twenty minutes. Because
I have like the first like five minutes, you have
like the next five minutes.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, Jaden, that's the whole thing. Yeah, it's crazy. I
his story is gonna be wild.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's just gonna be all that twenty minute video of
him going. But I loved it. It was great.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
It was it was It was probably a wonderful way.
I wouldn't mind seeing the one that Jayden has. Actually,
just I want to relive the entire It was just
like someone I want to do it gets together and
then have a movie night and just watch that.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Someone was recording upside down.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
That was me. That was I actually fucking hate the
fact that you brought that up. But I was so, dude,
I don't know why. I really I remember looking at
the video and it was upside down. I kept flipping
my phone and I was like, dude, no way, I
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was recording my finger. I had the audio, obviously, but
my finger like slipped into the camera part of it,
and like I had like no visual for like a
minute video I was looking through. I was looking at
you through upside down video for like the thirty seconds,
and I was like, I was like, I wonder if
he knows he's recording.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I couldn't remember who it was. So I found I
found out I was. But I was like, what's the
point of switching it, because at the end of the day,
if I switch a mid video, then it's just gonna swip,
you know, flop the hands. It's gonna sound like you
still have the audio and I can just flip it
and the and the photo editing area. I just it's
I think it's so funny that for some reason you
remembered it and just didn't remember it being me and
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you were like, dude, some fucking dumb ass, some actual idiots,
some stupid fucking guy was recording upside down.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, it was me, like Felipe or something. I don't
know why, dude, No, those were those people were cool though. Yeah,
they were very cool people. I met a lot of
new people that Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Actually, yeah you did.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I met like a whole new friend group. It was wild.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
That is actually such a cool thing. Yeah did everyone
treat you? How did everyone everyone treat it you?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Good?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Right? Yeah? Everyone was cool. That was very nice, bro, Yeah,
everyone was cool.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It was great. Wow, that's crazy, stud. Yeah, everyone was great.
It's a good time. What else happened there?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
We? Uh ship? I mean I joys. Oh yeah, burgers,
hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I didn't eat hot dog. No hot dog. I didn't
eat hot I.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Had two Glizzies. I had a burger too, Glizzies. Oh dude.
Tristan's mom made the tuna dip and the the shrimp.
The shrimp did that was so good them. Yeah, that
ship was so good.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I regret not getting a second burger to this day.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Really, Yeah, unfortunate. You want to go back right now
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Let's just go, I low key that I can.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I know, she said I can.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Mama said I can.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I mean, I've been there a thousand times. I'll just
bring you in like plus one. You know what I'm
saying exactly, and then like you still got burgers. That's
the best. But she killed it though. It was as
like a restaurant. She had Annago take orders.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, she came over here. She was like,
all right, what kind of cheese you want?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, dude, Raffi was like, I want bacon.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I know. That was so funny, Like I just I'm
looking at Anna walk around and like dealing with all
these drunk people. Yeah, I remember, yes, yes, dude, I
was dying when Raffi did that. Such an asshole, like
caramelized onions, bacon, truffle bun preferably if you have if
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guda cheese.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Dude, damn? What else happened after that? We got the
Gunner took the ball. Dude, Gunner was crazy. Yeah, are
we allowed to talk about the dude Trisian Losses engagement ring. Okay,
yeah he did. We were looking forward for like it
was probably like an hour. It was probably like an hour.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, so Tristan was shooting basketball and the ring must
have slipped off of his finger when he was and
it was somewhere in the grass because we didn't hear
a ding. The pool was obviously surrounded by yeah huh,
I said, drunken idiots. Drunken idiots, but also concrete. And
so if the ring was a metal ring, a gold
ring was the drop, you'd hear a ding, And we
got the metal detector out and everything. They searched the
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next day as well, in the morning when it was
you know, a little dewey, you know, you get the sun,
hopefully you can see some sort of reflection.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Dewey boke at.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Word of the day, probably a sexual term on Urban
Dictionary at this point.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, honestly, if you look at dewey gooey, it's probably
not a good Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh, dooey gouey's insane. Dowey ouey, bro that's dewey ouey yoah.
Let's get the ooey gooey dewey on the kooy. So
but it all it has a happy ending because Tristan's
father found a ring that his mother got him when
they first got married, and it didn't fit and he
wanted to get his size, but he got a new
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ring instead, and then he gave Tristan that ring and
it was his size. He doesn't even have to get
a fit. That's part he puts on and it's like
it's fit, you know what I mean, Like it won't
fall off. And now it's like a family airline kind
of thing, like his parents have had that since the
beginning of the marriage, and then now he has it
on his n Yeah. So that's all. And I'm sure, honestly, dude,
I am sure like someone's gonna be mowing that lawn
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and something, you know what I mean, and they're gonna
shred that ring. Yeah, I mean either shred the ring
or the lawn mower. It's gonna kick the ring with
so much force it goes through that plastic fence.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Oh yeah, or he just goes somewhere else where. You Yeah,
because you have a.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Piece of metal going so fat, and the smack in
a metal ring you might hear like a ding ding thing,
so you might find it scratches.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You would have, you would, yeah, definitely a couple of scratches.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I genuinely don't under I think the only plausible thing
is I mean, I don't know if Tristan has ship yet,
but it like he swallowed it perfectly. Fucking didn't even
feel like shot the basketball because that like, dude, metal
detector was there, you know what I mean, it was
picked up like yeah, looking for for a long time,
like that's the insane part, and we didn't. It's just insane.
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We didn't find it.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
No, and they still have a powder. That's the crazies thing.
We looked in the bathroom, we looked in his room,
we looked in the neighbor's yard, we looked everywhere. Dude, Yeah,
I guess that's what happens on your twenty first birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You lose a ring. That's the dude. It's gonna go
down forever though, you know what I mean, Like you're
gonna tell these stories and friends. Yeah, we're already laughing
about it, exactly exactly. Yeah, I feel bad though. He
was stressed about it that he definitely, But then afterwards
he made the switch and he was just like, guys,
I don't want to do this ship, bro, I just want.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
To party like this party.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
At first he was like, oh, I feel like such
an asshole, and after that he was just like.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
We went to CVS pubblics. All the seven eleven they
were all goggles, so look for Goglin. None of them
even had goggles.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, dude, why did you go to seven eleven because
seven eleven sometimes has goggles? Really? Yeah, that as.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Even here. Fuck, dude, we live in Florida.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well, the one that she probably went to, it's a
chevrol On. Yeah, it's a well no, it's an independent mark.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That I need to tell you. I forgot to tell
you this the day of that. I'll tell you after
the pod. Please do not let me forget okay, because
you're gonna be like, what Okay, Yeah, it's going to
be crazy. Okay, you're going to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
You know who probably hates you, Valentina because she loves
knowing ship and so she when she listens to this
and she hears you be like, let me tell you something,
she's like, no, I want to know, and she's like,
because we don't see it on the lot, take the
take the out. She likes the drama. But yeah, dude,
And then I mean it was it was raw, and
after that everyone was pretty pretty chill.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
After the oh yeah, oh we hit bench press.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yes, we hit bench res Pops hit bench press dude.
Tristan's dad came out there just started du dad.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
He was like, let me show y'all and he was going, yeah,
it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
He was killing it. And then Tristan went off there
to to show off daddy. Yeah, and uh and I
think he I think he did. He did, he did more. Yeah,
he did. Tristan's dad had no Pops still did way
more than I every bro had.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
No faith in himself though. He was like, frist Tristan's
gonna baby. Yeah, yeah, I mean he did.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Pops is just humble, Broy.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Pops is very he's very humble, just humble Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Pops just mad show Bro, Pops, what's up? Pops built Tristan? Bro?
What do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Our god? He literally did in that garage.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Tristan learned from I think his dad.
And then on top of that, like the YouTube guy,
he's like really buff, bald, white guy. His name is
Mike something.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Mike's Heart Heart Heart Long or something.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, is that what I know? Isn't that like Mike's
my Cox song Mike ox On, Yeah, something like that.
Fucking dumb ass. No, it's his actual name. Is Mike.
I don't know his real name? Is that because last
it's Mike something' is like doctor Mike. Doctor Mike's name
is doctor Mike. I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I don't know who doctor Mike is.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You don't I know?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Dr Miami is? You know who DODR Miami is?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh, he does, like the plastic surgery for all the
like the famous one.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh facts, what did you get done? H? Nothing, I
was just making a joke. I thought you got like
bigger testicles or something.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Is that possible? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Really?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Would you could probably just take an air pump. But
if you if you did, just you know, stick him
in there real quick. Yeah, bro, I bet you could
just yea, you can just inflate and put some tape
over the whole. You're good.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
That sounds painful.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I'm sure good.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Now, just use a band aid.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, yeah, this is what I mean, like our brain
wander and wander. Oh yeah, we're.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Supposed to be at a party right now?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, I know, Oh we are. Let's go Oh okay,
all right later, I have a go on guys. No,
he did he he committed fully to the act. I
think we were leaving if I actually took my hand
set off. You know, we were gonna walk out of
the room and fully committed it's just the door, and
then come back later.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
All right, guys, have a good day.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
That would have been funny, all right, saying no I.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Met like, you know, we're talking about the party. We
were talking about fim fighting or malls y flying like
a hot air balloon. I know, silly goose, Okay, okay, but.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We were Yeah. I mean after that, it was everyone
standing outside. Some people started leave, some some people started leave,
some people started to leave. There you go. I just
talked fast, dude, you gotta you gotta keep up. You know.
I peed in a corner. Okay, how was that?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
It was cool? I was like, Yo, Tristan, I use
the bathroom and someone was taking a shower.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, I peed in the alex bro I swear to god, dude.
I was like, come on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I was like, Yo, I really need to be but
someone's saying a shower and YO, just go just go
in that corner. And I was like, okay, so that
was cool.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I guess I wonder if someone walked in your peep
when we were looking for the ring. No, it was
after okay, exactly yeah, no, I I peed as well outside. Yeah,
but it was on the other side of the fence,
you know where the campfires at Tristan's. Yeah, it was
like the neighbor's backyard and hopefully h wait doesn't hear
this where he told me go out in the side
of his house. Yeah, well no, someone was in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, well at the time, and I don't know, I
didn't know who was in the back. I just had
a pee. Bro I've had like six beers.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
How do you go to a party to take a shower?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
He brought a pick change of clothes, did I?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I didn't shower.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I mean I didn't even bring a change of clothes,
pull up and hopped in chill. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I didn't change into him. I changed my shirt because
I lost my shirt at Tristan's.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Unfortunately he's going to keep that forever and wear Brole
and same thing. I mean, here's a good way to
just forward it a little bit actually, because I'll get
to it when we when we get to But I
would just like to say Tristan came up to me
and was like, hey, man, I got you know, a
pair of shorts if you want them that are yours.
And they were shorts that I left at his house
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like four years ago. He was just holding yes, dude,
like four years ago. Yah, And I was wearing them
and his mom's like, why do you have Tristan shorts on?
And I was like, you're mine. I just left him
here when I was like eleven, Bro. They don't, let
you know, not eleven obviously, I'm just being and uh
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And I just wanted to put them on so I
can relive, you know what I mean, the nostalgia of
wearing these pants that I loved so much that I
thought I lost, bro And yeah, and I just wanted
to say that, dude. I just it made me feel
good that I was in those shorts again. They have
like cargo pockets, are super comfortable, super light. Yeah shorts, dude.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
They were like Neon green, Yeah, pack on Bro. They
look really tight though. Listen, ship Titans, Bro, Bro.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
People grow, you know what I'm saying, equal gro don't.
I may have had a couple extra burgers since I
last warm Bro, you know, so yeah you know, but
it's okay.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
You already had swim trunks on prior I did you
switched into those?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah? I just now know, because I wanted that nostalgic feelings.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
So you had comfortable ones that fit you, yes, but
you decided to get into uncomfortable, tight ones precisely. You
confuse me. Yeah, yeah, you're confusing soul. It was for
my heart, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
And then afterwards, dude, uh it was it was down
to like five people. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, they started dropping like flies.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Everyone That man had to work at six am, and
everyone was outside saying goodbye to each other, and that's
what he said.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
And then oh, we finally got we finally got tea
to do the impression.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
And that's winterest and did the pit bull impression that
you heard in the beginning of this episode.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, it was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Begging for it, yeah, absolutely just want It made us
very happy. Unfortunately, me and Alex were talking over it
a little bit, so we had to do some editing.
It wasn't perfect, but I'll take you know, I'll take.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Credit Middle High Life.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Ye choice, he was Miller High Life, the Champagne of beers,
because that's what all their commercials are about.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I don't I don't watch TV. Yeah, yeah, no, I
just want TikTok don't alcoholic. I don't get beer ads,
do you know?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Really? No, I just talked about beer all the time. Yeah,
so it's just constantly all the time, genuinely, I don't
even get I think I get like cat videos and
beer ads.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Oh yeah, and you got Tristan. Uh that was actually vile.
That was that was fucking gross. So you're gonna wipe
that downward out with this Jesus Christ, sir.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I just had to let that one. I like swallowed
my own spit and it went down.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
The chat chat chat chat.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
He just opened his mouth completely and just went It
was like a toddler cough Jesus, you know what I
mean when a kid just stands like this, like it starts.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah, it's exactly what that was exactly.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I'm well. We were talking about how people started dropping
like flies, and it was eventually down to five people.
Oh yes, yeah, and this is towards the end of
the night. I've been pacing myself. I haven't had any
alcohol and quite a long time. I was pretty pretty
sober by that point.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
As well as well.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And then we all like decided to like, yeah, just
like calm it down exactly at a responsible time. We
were all very responsible, but then Tristan you know who,
birthday boy obviously had a lot more alcohol than anyone
else did. Possibly it was not alright, and he ended
up throwing up that night. Okay, can I give you
(37:53):
my point of view from that, and just real quick,
just real quick, it's real quick. When he threw up
and he was getting and getting changed, I was told
to get him a pair of shorts. And I go
into that fucking closet and I grab a random pair
of shorts and I look at these shorts and I'm like,
son of a bitch, these are my fucking shorts. Dude, dude,
(38:16):
why is he st I handed the guy, but I
was like, dude, how many pairs? I didn't even look.
I should have looked, what's going on? Oh my god,
the mic is so far away from my mouth. I
should have looked. I should have looked to see if
there were any more. You know, I just wanted I
wanted to tie that in. I'm sorry, go ahead, your
(38:36):
point of view.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
That was beautiful. Yeah, we should go raid his house.
We should all this stuff get I need to get
my shirt back, and you need the thousand pairs of
the clothing, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I'm sure I have plenty of pairs of I think
he has.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Some of my underwear.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
I'm not gonna lie I have some of his underwear.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I've needed, I needed. I mean, I've gone over to you.
I need to give you a pair of shorts while
you're here. Really, Yeah, how I have a pair of
shorts from me, the great ones? Yes, yes, you know, okay, insane.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, okay, I need to give you those. I think
there is one of those stores we'll find we all
just share. Well, no, I came home. We were all
hanging out after work one night and we went to
Raffi's or something, and don't worry about it, there's so
many shorts in there.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Uh, this is like the smallest jord to put shorts.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, why do you think three of them are full
of shorts?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Oh my god? Keep going.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Uh. Well, there's one night we went to Raffis and
I had to have shorts, and You're like, oh, these
are in the back of my trunk. Here you go.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I just had them ever since. There you go, They're
right there. Funny story. These are Rapi shorts. Yah? Why
are these shorts? Dude? Rap He gave these to me
one night I needed shorts, and then I ended up
taking them home and I kept them. Dude, Lolo chewed
on those motherfuckers forever. Draw strings might be a little fuck.
(39:55):
It's fine, dude, I love these shorts actually really coming. Yeah,
they are pretty uncomfortable, very but yes, listen, I want
to hear your perspective. Oh yes, I'm interested.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Okay, So I don't remember where I was walking from.
Might I might have just taken a piss, but I was.
I walked out of the room. Yeah, I can't remember
what I was doing, but I walked back in and
it looked like a fucking crime scene. I see Anna
run out of the room, I see you just standing
up in panic, and I see uh, Matthew just in
(40:27):
the corner, and then uh, I.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Just see Tristan in his bed, just like Tristan looked
like he was an alien from Men in Blood.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I got shot Tristan Legit looks like he got shot
and the vomit is his blood just speeling.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Out of him Men in Black episode. Genuinely, and what
a good twenty first person you know what I mean,
I just do it.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
You'll throw it is not for me. I can't. I
can't do that shit, and I look at it. I
laugh for like a split second, and I'm like, holy fuck,
I'm gonna throw up for the second I'm in here,
And then.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
You came out there to me. Well, I was out
cycleaning up and you were like, dude, I'm about to
throw up. And I was like why, and You're like
just just throwing up. I was like, are you not
in the room? No? And then I pull up at
a note.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Maybe just maybe it was Matthew standing there in a panic.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
It was Matthew in the room.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
That's what it was. There was Matthew standing.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
In I was outside. I was thrown away trash.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, oh maybe that's where I was. Maybe that's where
I was going to help you.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, I think that that is what you were doing.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, And then I came in and it was a
crime scene, which was it was so weird because when
we walked in. Actually, no, when we put him that
makes sense, when we put him to bed, he was
pretty out of it.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I mean, yeah, when we put him to bed, but
I mean there was there was a point where he
was like laughing at the right.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, he was fine.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, his mom came into the room. We were having
all like a great time, you know what I mean,
the group setting and everything.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
It was all good, and we his mom walked out there.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Maybe what happens, though, is is you throw up and
then you sober up, and then you get real tired. Yeah,
and then you just knock out and you wake up
unexpectedly early and you feel refreshed.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
No, he didn't text me till like one o'clock in
the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
The next sat at Texan.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I really, yeah, dude, I woke up at like seven
the next day. I had worked, and I felt so
fucking refreshed.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I had worked the next day.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
I didn't throw up, though I didn't either. I'm a
fucking man, dude. I woke up. I was like, I
have so much I have so much time to play
video games.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I woke up and I was like, damn, I gotta
go to work.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Work was hard.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Work was not hard for me. I left that two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
The work was so for me. Why I'm so sorry
do the callouts and everything?
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Oh yeah, that I didn't have to deal with that.
I went to work, came back, and I played Xbox
for the rest to day. I think nice do something
like that I don't even remember.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's good ship.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Yeah, but that was the twenty first Guess and guess
who's coming up? He guess who's coming up?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
And then the next twenty first birthday is going to
talk about how Devin was thrown up in his bed.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, a month from now, quite literally a month from now.
And then right after that, No, twenty know any yet? No,
I mean, do we know anyone in November? No?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
But then in FEBRUARYMB we'll be talking about my cruise.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh yeah, dude, RAFFI reminded us too. I know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I knew we did, but I knew I was going
on vacation soon, so I wanted to wait till after
I see, I already told Tristan. I told I talked
to Tristan to make sure he was still good. I
think mid October That's what I'm looking at, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I like it?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, like it like I get back on the seventh.
So I was thinking, like maybe like the fifteenth, we
started looking and we buy like seventeenth at the latest.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Sounds good. Cool.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
We just made plans on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
You already know, all.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Right, Well, I think that's a great place to uh
end it. Right there after were talking about Tristan's twenty
first What a great birthday. Yeah, I hope. I don't
know if he listens to the pod, but I hope
he does.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I think he does.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, Happy birthday, Tristan. We love you, we love you,
we love everyone listening. Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Kisses. Probably should end it.
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