A Dude's DNA

Devin gets back his results from 23 and Me and the Dudes break down what they mean. The Dudes talk their favorite pizza spots. And the Dudes are having trouble staying on topic... Maybe those shock collars would be a good idea...

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Episode Transcript

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Look at the ribs in the oven. Look at the oven in the brib.

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Look at the oven in the That'snot like a Rickross video you're posted
on Instagram. Look at the ovenin the ribs. Look at the oven
in the in the crib. Everyoneknows you want to suit stalling his ball
and my girl is calling. Tookher down to this shop and now you
know she's falling and she can't getup, and she can't get up and
she can't get up. Dude,we can make a whole rap song off

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stalling is balling. We're gonna haveto get really deep into it, thought.
I mean, if we're gonna dostalling this balling wrap, we gotta
do like that is never in mycar, is never clean, every single
day in the same room, seeingno money in the bank, no gass
in my tanktae, no, what'sto dotee? What the thing to come?

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And welcome to the dude problems?What a crazy like intro just like
out of nowhere. That's good.That was good. That was least expected.
Yeah, I know, I waslooking at it. I was like,
you kept eye contact too, Yeah, I did, you know what
I mean? Very it was very, very unexpected. I genuinely think I
had a headache because I didn't havecaffeine today. Cracked over in the mountain,
Dude, I really I had aselties all the way here, but

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I left it in my car whenI bought it this morning. Oh so
it was super hot, so superhot, so I still just chugged it
though. That's so gross. Yeah, we live in Florida, so all
like the plastics get into the drink. Yeah, it's really bad. Not
good, it's really bad. Yeah, it's gross. It's really bad.
Gross. Yeah. I cleaned mycar the other day. So far,
so far, I like the carscleaned. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

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that's so fire like you were burningin hell because it's so hot outside.
I did it at night because Ididn't get off till seven. Okay,
so good ship. Yeah that's kindof smart. I have shades. I'm
okay, Yeah, you're fine.Me. I drive the sun Is son
Is and I'm still I was stilldripping sweat, bro, I really get
in knitting, knitting gritty when Icleaned my car. So I'm dripping sweat.

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Yeah, No, it's really bad. I'm tired of it, to
be honest. Yeah, I'm tiredof it last nineteen years. I used
to be able to like get upand do something like you know, you
wake up, your shower, you'reyou're ready to go somewhere, You're ready
to do something. I used tobe able to like go somewhere like public
and come back to the house andnot like have to feel the need to
shower because I'm clean. You know, you just feel gross as soon as

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you walk outside it now. Yeah, I went to Costco and came back
and like, dude, I waslike, forehead, my you know,
the hairs were wet on my head. Yeah, greasy arms gross. You
know, I hate the Florida heat. And your pants were drenched and I
did not bee my swamp ass?What video game is that? Like,

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there's so much swamp ass. It'skind of like like Duke Nukem in like
the Slide, you know what Imean. Yeah, Like we played a
Duke Nukem game for a little bit. I do remember that game. I
do remember that game. That gamewas kind of cool though, it was
fun. It was just funny.Oh my god, we have to we
have to play Postal. Do youknow what postal? I do not know
what that is, dude. I'mgonna download it. I'm gonna buy it

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for the PC when I get whenwe get paid, and we're gonna play
Postal. It's so funny. Whatis it? It's like it's like the
Duke Newcome game we played, butlike two thousand and two. Okay,
it's it's great. It's great.It's fantastic. It's a fantastic game.
You play the game high high onlife. Yeah, I didn't play.

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I didn't finish. No, Iliked it, but it just got really
repetitive after the first I understand,like I get a new gun and that
gun says funny jokes. Yeah.Yeah, after the first two worlds,
I was like, I can't dothis. I'm sorry. I didn't play
it. I was so into thestory. And then once they the story
was was pretty solid and I thoughtit was funny. But and then I
was gonna play it once the DLCcame out, and then Josh Royland isn't
on it because he he did somebad things and so there's a delC that

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came out for that game. Yeah, but don't play it because it probably
sucks because it doesn't have the othervoice actors, like everyone's voice who is
voiced by Josh Roland has changed interesting. Yeah, okay, yeah, so
it's not it doesn't sound like theRick and Morty guy anymore. Yeah,
it's fun that does that does kindof? That is? What have you
seen the new Rick and Morty voicesor heard the I watched the first episode
and I stopped watching. But it'sjust I just can't get it into it.

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I watched I Love Rick him Moore. I watched the first five four
was it five or four? Butanyways seasons? Yeah, I watched the
first four or five seasons. Howevermuch was on HBO Max when I started
watching them. Uh in fucking oneday, like one two days? Not
bad? Like I love that.I also did the same thing. I
made balancing to watch it. Oh, I watched it by myself. I
watched it by myself. I wellknow. I watched the first two seasons

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with my buddy Zach, and thenI watched for the rest of it by
myself, and it was so good. I loved it because shows like that
are just funny. Yeah. Ilove like family guy, I love like
shit like that also fun fact,I watched the very first Rick and Morty
episode when it aired on TV becauseit aired right after The Family Guy Simpson's
collab, So I watched it justsaying technically OGHJ technically OG, technically you

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basically you should be on the creditsat the end of the episode. Basically
I watched the first I watched thefirst episode when it aired, jading Grimes
on the bottom, you know whatI mean. And I thought it was
like, I was like, whatthe hell is this? It was so
confusing to my like ten year oldbrain. But great, Yeah, but
now I like it is Midnight Gospelslike this little it's like a podcast show
kind of have you heard of it? No, It's on Netflix and you

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can watch it. It's kind oflike, ah, I think he has
a podcast. I think you toldme about this, you or Zach told
me about But it's like a Galaxycast that it's a podcast that goes against
across universes or whatever. Yes,that it goes too universes and like interviews
people. But it's a really interestingshow because it's like listening to a podcast,
but then you have this animated showto go along with the podcast,

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and it's kind of cool. That'sactually is pretty quol money maker or something
different, you know what I meanbecause you have visuals to what they're trying
to describe, while also a comedictwist to it and cool show them being
Yeah it is. It's very coolvisual it's very colorful, and then it
also has like a little story toit as well, the way they did
it. I remember watching like oneepisode, I think, mm hm,
I was just like it's I didn't. I it wasn't for me. Yeah,
I didn't go back to the firstone. He's like he's interviewing like

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a president during the zombie invasion.That sounds good. I don't remember I
watched it. I think it wasa couple of years ago. Like this
show has been out for a yeah, right, yeah, watched it a
couple of years ago. I thinkit probably was a couple year ago because
it came out a long time ago. Yeah, it's just been on Netflix
kind of hidden away. Yeah,I don't. I don't. I thought
it was all right. I don'tknow. Maybe I got to rewatch it.
You might like it. You mightnot, now I do you might

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maybe now. I was like fifteenwhen I watched it. Yeah, I'm
well then, yees. Yeah,I didn't watch it when it first came
out either. It took some timefor me to actually be interested in now.
I just saw the the name ofit and like the you know,
the screen that you see and yougo on. I was just like,
this doesn't really look that cool,Like it looks like some poopy dude,
you know what I mean. Like, and it's only four episodes at the
times like I'm gonna watch the poopycartoon, like four episodes, like that's

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pointless. And then after a yearI watched it and I was like,
Okay, this is kind of decent. It was still only four episodes though,
and it still continues to only belike four episodes like a season or
the four episodes. It's just it'sfour episodes. Oh fine, I don't
want to know. I don't wantto with the new season or anything.
But each episode is like forty fiveto an hour long. That's fine.
Yeah, and it's just four soyou get you get through it really fast

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and then you're kind of disappointed though, because it's pretty good. You just
burp, yeah, did you hearjob? No, I didn't hear it.
I'm in front perfect, but youmoved the mic and it was that
was good. Strat good, strackgood. I have all the strats.
Very good, very good, goodstrategy. I'm gonna take it, sip
in my Fresco, and hopefully Idon't like bother any about Hobo. You
just moved the mic because I okay, before we started this podcast, it

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wasn't anything crazy. It was likethirty seconds, but he had like super
big gulps for like it was likefifteen seconds straight and I couldn't deal with
it. I couldn't do it.I had to think of like a time
frame for how long it was going, because it Risco's so good. It
felt like it was going for liketwo years. This Peach Citrus Fresco,
Oh my god, it's amazing.Peach Citrus is just fun to say.
Shout out publics. Shout out publicsis crazy. It's Coca Cola who owns

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Fresco, so shout out them forspeaking of publics. We always talk about
work, what's up? No,this one's not gonna be really about work.
No, I just got to hearit manager Ali. She wanted the
twenty three and me saved for thepodcast. Yeah, oh yes, my
twenty three and yes, so sothis is for Ali. I talked about
it last podcast, and I didsay that I submitted my twenty three and

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me saliva in to so gross whenyou say it. I thought it was
gonna take like four to six monthsto get the results back, so I
I really just didn't give a shitabout looking at the app to see any
updates or notifications. And I doremember saying to somebody at Publics, like
a manager. I don't know ifit was Ali or if it was Victoria
or anyone like that, but Itold them that I did do it,

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and I was waiting on the resultsand they come into the office when I'm
on break and they're like, didyou get your results back? By the
way, mid conversation, like youknow, there's already a conversation not about
that started, but then it justpopped in. It just happened. And
I was like, I mean,I doubt it, but I'm gonna check
just since you said it. Andthen when I looked at my phone,
I saw two notifications on the appand I was like, no way.
You like, no way. Theyjust knew I would have never looked at

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this, you know what I mean? And then I checked it and then
I was like, I have allmy results back, So shout out to
them for one reminding me to checkthe app to make sure because it only
took like two weeks' not crazy?Yeah, I said, how long are
they say four to six six fourto six months? That's crazy And it
took two weeks and it only tooktwo weeks obviously or just not doing it,

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you know what I mean? Theseexact or what exactly? Like exactly
two weeks? No, are theselike exact results then, because it seems
a little a little fast. No, well, yeah, I just don't
think anyone is actually doing it twentythree meet you don't think people are doing
them anymore? I mean, dude, it was a really big thing ten
years ago, a long time ago. And like he did it like for
free in school. Some like someschool really yeah, some like schools put

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money towards getting the kids and likegiving them the kids in a certain class
or a certain elective or something todeal with it. Yeah, I know
Tristan did one. He did ancestry. I don't think ancestry is like a
cheaper one, and I don't thinkit's show you as many details. But
from what I can see, Imean it is it's got my father right,
it's got my mother right. Yeah, that's I mean, like it's

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got all the DNA of siblings.It was one hundred and seven dollars to
get the results. But I'm gonnago ahead and hop on the app here,
so let's pull read a little bitof what's going on here. I'd
be like a game show music Holdon which ship? Which one's music evans
twenty three and me coming up rightnow? Who's excited? That was gorgeous,

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dude that I feel like we didthat so good? We did?
You need to be like a concommercial big thing like you know what I
mean, we did do that.Really do that throughout the podcast, just
randomly. As soon as you playit, I'll just start doing some random
bullshit. Comer, dude, we'llstart making merger. What is at like
advertiser? We should one hundred percentdo that? Okay, So first of
all, I am going to startoff with what everyone obviously does want to

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know, which is how much kneeangethal DNA do I have? So much?
So much so clicking on it,I am forty six percent more knee
angel forty three percent more n moremore knee ange of thal than other people.
I am not forty three percent inthe Angerthal, though I would be
absolutely dumb. Okay, so relaxed. Jaden is like folded right now,

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laughing because he thinks I'm forty threepercent in Angethal. That's all I can
image. I'm two percent two percent. Okay, Okay, you made it
seem like, but you're more likeNeanderthal than other people. Yeah, I'm
forty three percent more ni Angelthal.Now I am going to say a coworker

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of mine shout out Taylor. He'slike fifty five. God man, I
mean that guy's pretty smart though,So I really don't know he's fifty five
percent more so everyone. He wastalking shit on me too, until he
pulled it out and he was like, oh shit, I'm fifty five.
And I was like, you're morethan me. Bro, get out of
here, you know what I mean, dude, I'm so scared for mine.
I don't know, honestly, like, I don't really know what that

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means. Two percent is kind ofcrazy, less than right, less than
two percent? Okay, So movingon to my ancestry report here, it's
actually pretty interesting. I would sayit's not that interesting. Guys, I'm
white, Oh all right, I'mwhite, not I mean eighty five percent,
oh, eighty five percent. Nowthe other fifteen precisely, yeah,
fifteen is where he gets crazy.So we're we're gonna dig into it here.

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Now. We are twenty two percentBritish and Irish. Okay, okay,
we are fourteen percent French and German. Whoa yep, yeah, and
then thirty two percent Southern European,which what does that means of social?
Southern European is going to be Spanishand Portuguese, Spain and stuff like that,
you know what I mean. SoI'm twenty seven where you get the

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olive shade from. That is whereI get the olive shade from. Twenty
seven percent, uh, Spanish andPortuguese, So from Spain and then wait,
oh never never never, seven percentItalian and then one point two percent
Eastern European whatever that is? Whatwhat would what would be Eastern? It's
going to be like the East partof EUROPEA EUROPEA, the East part of

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EUROPEA. You know what I mean. Listen, I know what I'm doing,
and i know what I'm saying.Okay, I'm not that it's a
two percent yangel thal imagine it's reallylike really going europea and then and then
this is where it gets interesting here, right because we're pasting eighty five percent,
so seven point three percent indigenous American. What does that mean? Is

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that native? So it's in it'sit's native Puerto Rico. So so when
it when it comes to like yougot some Indian in you not really like
so it's Puerto Rico, but it'slike the native Puerto Rican. I mean,
I didn't know because I didn't knowthat was a thing against I didn't
know there was like the indigenous uhside of Puerto Rico. So most Puerto

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Ricans because of a lot of stuffthat happened, you know what I mean.
Uh, people who are fully PuertoRican are mixed with all kinds of
stuff, but it's typically going tobe a larger percent of you know,
Spain, Portuguese situation and uh African. And then you have the indigenous uh

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Puerto Rican which is thinned out.So like if you look at someone like
Rafi just Dominican, he was likesix point seven percent native Dominican. M
M, you know what I mean, But he looks and oh you know
what I like, he's dominic Yeah, So that's the interesting thing about it.

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See also as European as well.Get your mic closer to your get
my mic closer at all, becauseit's because I moved it because of the
dream. You can't take any sign. I am so sorry, I really
know, because you were just likeshoving air in your mouth, you know
what. I was pointed at themic like, I'm so sorry. Why
didn't you just say that I knowyou can. You could have cut me
off, dude, I really appreciateso loud because I was turning you up
so like I would have to turnme up queen. Right now, you're
good. I think you should begood. Period. Pooh. You know

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what I'm saying, period poo.So seven point three percent Indigenous American is
always fun. You know that thatPuerto Rican, that Puerto Rican style,
so you could say you're native.Yeah, and then I got a three
point seven percent Western Asian and NorthAfrican Western Asian. What would that?
Uh? So the the one pointnine percent North African is from Morocco.

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Okay, yeah over there in Marile. Shout out Morocco. Shoutout Alex who
is also shout out so you guyslike christ yeah bro, and then yeah,
and then I mean after that there'ssome Arab and Egyptian in this blood
as well, which is pretty sick, you know what I mean, that's
part I guess I don't know whatthat's. That's part of the North Northern
West Asia. Asian is yeah,yeah, Arab Egyptian and you got like

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family of Afghanistan, Iranian, Caucasianand Mesopotamian mesoam Yeah is that? Don't
ask? I mean I cant clickhere and genuinely learned about want to learn
about click about it. Let's exploreMesopotamia. Well I'm not finna. Let
me just go ahead and finish.We'll go back to it. Okay.
Oh, there's more than I do. Have more of the ancestry here and

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the last piece. Uh right,Oh dude, I wish I could just
swipe up them and have my phonework. That'd be great. Three point
six percent Sub Saharan African, soI'm two point two percent West African and
then one percent Nigeria Nigerian. Yeah, where the fuck does that come from?
A long time ago? Clearly longI left your family ages A long

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time ago. A long time agois where it was. But technically I
mean like ancestor timing, So lookingback at it a lot of people something
that I learned, at least alot of people their their furthest back Ancestor
can be traced back to Africa.Yeah, which is isn't that like we're
like most people were in that time? Yes, yes, so you know,

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and then you know, some historicalshit happened and everyone kind of got
mixed together. But if I goover to my historical shit, huh,
it's the slave trade, everything elseI know, I know. And then
and then if you go here,it actually shows back to two hundred and
fifty thousand years ago where my mymy furthest Ancestor was most likely from on

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both sides of my parents' side,and so even my mother, my mother's
side, who's fully European, andand that can be traced all the way
back to Africa from like all theway back to years ago. Yeah,
we just migrated to the America's exactly. So Mesopotamian, bro, Mesopotamian?

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Is you make me want to doa twenty three Mesopotamian? Yeah, that's
how you say it. Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's
see from Americans and Assisrians and Cartaveliansand Persians and Persians, the diverse people
of Iran and Caucasus. Caucasus.Yeah, Caucasus concern and totally Mesopotamia.

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You have to really pronounce it.Caucasus, Caucasus, Caucasus like you're saying
Caucasus. I don't know, thisis interesting. Yeah, So I'm basically
in Mesopotamia share an ancient genetic historydating back to some of the world's first
farmers. So wow, you thisis what it's telling me basically, so
you nick h Yeah, redneck Mesopotamian. That's crazy, redneck Mesopota. I'm

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rocking with it, truthfully, rockingwith it, I am. But it's
super interesting because it shows you actuallya lot about what is. So if
you if I wanted to pay anextra an extra good big chunk of bucks,
you know what I mean, afat stack, like one hundred and
twenty five dollars, if you wantto go like an extra Yeah, if
I spend one hundred and twenty fivedollars for the premium version of the ME

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twenty three and ME APP, Ican see ten historical matches, which are
people that they have found the DNAof historically that have been dead for thousands
of years, that have meaning totheir lives. I guess I would say
that you are related to How thefuck do they get this? So examples

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like a bunch of bull examples ofhistorical profiles. Well, obviously, like
when you find you'll see Lugwood vanBeethoven, you're not related to Beethoven.
Obviously, not dipshit, These areI just set examples of historical profiles.
Oh, examples of historical profiles.So like that's that's what that's what it
is. You know what I mean, high status Viking woman VK five four

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four, you know, African Americaniron worker I eight zero nine seven.
See, that's what I'm saying.They're just they're just putting shit down like
they don't know. I mean theyI don't know. I mean that sounds
like a bunch of baloney. Idon't think it really is. I mean,
it's definitely possible. It's like whenpeople find dinosaur skeletons and they try
to scrape off DNA and the bonesor something like that. That's different.

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No, it's not different. That'swhat happens. There's like there's a trace,
you can find examples of people's DNAback then. I don't know,
man, that was possible. Itjust sounds like they're trying to get a
buck. You can get their skin. The thing is one hundred and twenty
five dollars for it is absolutely ridiculous. But that's not just to see your
your historical people else. That's actuallyone of the smaller parts of it.

(19:56):
It shows you so are the Whywould you start off with one of the
smaller parts. Well, I'm sosorry, listen, I'm so sorry.
Okay, muscle composition. So whatworkouts are you gonna do that increase them?
Yeah? Hey, dead ass,Because everyone's body is different. I'm
so serious. When it comes tosleep, blactose intolerance, hair thickness,

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really yeah, wake up time.They find a lot through your DNA,
and then they also go through likeyour chances of diabetes, your chances of
losing hair by the age of forty. I'm fine with it. I well,
so that one that one is actuallyfree. I have a very I
have like an eighteen percent chance thatI'm gonna have thinning hair by the time
I'm forty. Oh so you're fine, yeah, exactly, so barely anything.

(20:41):
But then it also shows you hairforty look at us, what what
kind of foods are better for yourbody to eat. You know what I
mean, I can tell you rightnow like that she's burger and bacon.
Che's burger and bacon is probably noton the top of the list. It's
definitely number one for there's number onefor me. But it's the lifestyle dashboard,
so it just shows you what exercisesyou should be doing as well,

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like bacon, that's your exercise,gees, burger bacon exercise. I'm a
skinny boy. I can say that. Let's see, let's see, let's
see. Oh, I don't know. Okay, so this is actually kind
of I feel like this is kindof bullshit. I don't know how they're
able to tell this. Okay,So now you're agreeing with me. No,
I'm no, because I listen,they're kind of right, you know

(21:22):
what I'm saying. They didn't haveany other information about me. At least
they got the indigital perto rican part. Right, I'll give you that.
I'll give you that. You know, so when it comes to those those
numbers, those are probably true.No, I don't. For the first
part of it, I don't believethat those are wrong. But this says
Devin, based on your genetics,and other factors. You are less likely
than average to be afraid of heights. You are afraid of heights, or
you're not. I am not.I thought you were. No. I

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have videos of me cliff jumping Zach, who's afraid of heights? I always
get everyone. Me and Zach lookedthe exact same same hair bro. Me
and Zach are basically the same person. Zach could possibly be my twin brother
twin. Where have you been?Actually? I want to talk about this
real quick. Zach, my buddyzact is so afraid of heights. When
we go to concerts and they're onthe second if we get second four seats,

(22:07):
he's freaking the fuck out and ittakes him like forty five minutes to
start having fun. It's okay,full honesty. I know people like that.
Shouts out to that person. Thatperson that I know actually listens to
the podcast consistently, so I can'twait for them to like hear me say
this and then be like, ohmy god, that's me. But yeah,
no, I know someone who like, who very like, struggles a
lot with the nosebleed section at concerts. It's not even nosebleed sections, that's

(22:30):
the shit. That pisses me off. Okay, so that's a little bit
too much, you know what Imean. Yeah, this person is not
that I wouldn't even like if Ihad nosebleed tickets. I don't even consider
to ask him. These are likedecent seats. They're not like dog shit
seats, but they're still not likefirst floor. Yeah, and he's still
just like me, I can see. But the thing is is you're very
safe in a concert venue. Somethingno I could. I could probably go

(22:53):
in like an air balloon or somethinglike, oh, air balloons, sketchy
a ship. I'd probably be like, I like, I'm getting like scared
in my fingers. That's like amovie one. I'm talking like maybe like
the Disney Springs one that's super goldand like it goes up and back down
the wind if it's even slightly toowindy. Fuck you up? Yeah,
bro, fucking what's it called?Hurricane barrel? Pulling up the what?

(23:18):
Hurricane barrel? Bro? Who thewhat is a hurt? Curse you bail?
No? You haven't damn really interesting? Super cool? Yeah, no,
super bad. Actually, hurricane barrelis a hurricane that is smacking the
ship out of I believe Jamaica.I'm currently too positive. Yeah, it's
like the Caribbean air. No.I literally only know about hurricanes and sometimes
I don't even know about them tillweek of when they hit Florida. It's

(23:40):
it's it's slightly hitting like I thinkone of the coasts somewhere in Florida.
I believe, Bro, if Isee a hurricane, I'm going toe to
toe with it. I'm going togoing into the eye of the storm,
levitating like SpongeBob with the with thealwhat's the physical form of the hurricane,
like, is there like a littlelike you ever seen the Fantastic four Rise
of the Silver Surfer. No,okay, well yes, yes you have.

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What the what is the dude's name, Johnny No, the guy,
the villain, Galactus Glaess is acloud in that movie. He's like a
giant cloud. The Silver Surfer justlike flies into him on on his little
board. Yeah. So that's whatI would do. Yeah, just flying
to the storm on the little surfboard. I really liked Silver Surfer too.
I thought he was so bad.I thought he's so bad as he's been
my favorite Silver Surfer. Bro.I have a whole hard hard book comic

(24:30):
about him? Is that who youwould be? Silver Surfer? Yeah,
I don't know. He was aslave for like thousands of years. Well,
he was Galactus's slave. He alsogave him the power. But then
he did eventually pull up and smackthe ship out of Galactus. That's true.
And yeah, yeah, you know, you just got to be a
slave for like a forty years orh Yeah. I mean yeah, but

(24:52):
it's not like you're like, it'snot like you're doing It's not like he's
here. I mean, you aregetting mistreated. You're a slave, but
like you're glasses to send you toplaces to like scout out so you can
eat it. Yeah, that's allhe's really doing. Yeah. And then
eventually, I mean, what wasthe plot? Did he fall in love
with the blonde invisible girl? Andno, he know, he was just
like, oh, blonde girl,I listen and I do good now?

(25:14):
Oh really yeah dude, respect Yeahblonde yo. He he likes snow bunnies,
can he say? I guess so? Dude? Man, his first
blonde, white girl with blue eyes, and he was like, I gotta
save this world. Man, I'mgonna save this planet. Literally what happened?
He told his story through his abs. He like he like had a
little backstory through his abs. Itwas crazy, like talking to the blonde
girl, and the blonde girl waslike, you're too good, you can

(25:36):
save the world. He was like, shit, baby, you're right,
and he saved the world. Imaginetaking your shirt off in front of a
girl and just having your He's foreverstartless, mouth forms, forever shirtless.
I know. Yeah, he's justno penis. No penis either, no
penis. I would like to addthat by yeah, dude, silver surfer
is a crazy looking thing. Heliterally had He's literally just metal. He's
literally silver. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, like you know,

(26:00):
that kind of sucks a little bit. And he doesn't have like emotions either.
I'm pretty well he does have amode. I don't know if I
would want to be silver surfering nowI'm thinking about it. Probably not.
How do we get onto this topicbecause we started talking about Fantastic four because
you were like, oh, dude, have you ever seen Fantastic four?
Silver? Super? Oh? Yeah, three? Because I was relating to
get how I'd kill the hurricane.Oh oh yes, dude, that is

(26:22):
ridiculous. We really do just bebranching off into the wildest shit on this
planet. You don't even understand whenwe catch ourselves. I genuinely feel so
stupid, but we're about to doit right now. We get here,
I know, Oh, we getso long we for real have like real
life like family guy cutaways. Yeah, we need to like get some like
wristbands that shock us whenever we startgetting off the topic. No, no,

(26:45):
have your dad have the button andyou can hear us and whenever we
start going to start reaping you justyeah, I feel like that would be
That would be something that's like aYouTube challenge from like twenty fourteen, like
Tide Pods that talk about this thepodcast. Did anyone actually eat a Typepod?
I think so? Yeah, Imean there was, yeah, anyone,
I'm in there was. I'm surethere was a girl died as well.

(27:07):
I'm way dude, yeah, Imean eating detergent. Did anyone actually?
I think so. I'm almost positivethere were people who didn't get into
type pods and eat them the pods. Internet is a very influencing place.
No, but I don't I don'tbelieve these people. Yes, people have
eaten type pods, including children andteenagers between twenty twelve and twenty thirteen,

(27:30):
boys in control centers report over seventhousand cases and young children eating laundry pods,
and by twenty seventeen six deaths.Yeah, laughing, it's crazy.
Laughing laughing is so crazy. It'sjust like, dude, what the fuck
are you doing? Where are yourparents? That's what I mean, that's
what's so bad about it? Whatare you going on there? How do

(27:52):
you go on to TikTok? Andthen just like someone's like, dude,
you know what'd be so cool?Yeah, let's like eat the most poisoning
ship on the spl Someone's like,oh my god, dude, I gotta
do with like blue hairs like somecrazy contacts? Whoever started that? Genuinely?
Remember the cinnamon one? Cinnamon isfunny. It's not harmful. You're

(28:19):
just like you choke though. No, they don't do a ship ton of
cinnamon, bro, But people havedone it. I don't, I know
the whole thing, and it killsit. But how do you how do
you forget not to just like inhaleas deeply as possible right before you're about
to put in your mouth? Howdo you forget that? Do you ever
see the ketchup challenge. No soundssexual. No, they just put ketchup

(28:41):
on a spoon and eat it.It's like the worst thing in the world.
That's so gross. Yeah, Iwould rather do man, you ever
do the sprite and banana challenge?I have, and you've actually done that?
I have done. That's so gross. I have done. Actually you
want to know why I've done thatthough, because you're gotta You're about to
be like, dude, Devin isa fucking genius. I did that because
I didn't want to go to school. I told so my mom went grocery
shopping and she was like, doyou want anything? And I was like,

(29:03):
mot listen, I need so muchsprite and I need like so many
bananas. And she was like,what are you like, what's this wave?
And I'm like, dude, I'mnot mixing them, you know what
I mean. I'm just craving somebananas and right now sprites my favorite soda.
And it was very believable, youknow what I mean. So she
got me the canes uh huh,like the Giant thirty two package. Now
were these classic sprites where they wereblue green, great logo and no,

(29:26):
they're not that shitty brand. Yes, yeah, so yes, I think
so yeah. And then I andthen I had some bananas and in the
morning to avoid going to school,I would just like down to bananas and
then chug a sprite and then Iwould yack and like it would work.
Well, No, I wouldn't.I wouldn't feel like I was nauseous after

(29:48):
doing it, but you would puttingsomething in your stomach and then just fingering
your mouth kind of so gross,dude, I cause I so every time
I tried it, I was reallyhoping it would work. That's why I
continue doing it. But it neverdid. I never worked. For yourself.
The yak that's so like eventually it'spretty easy though, when you when
you just freshly shoving ship down yourthroat and then trying to make yourself yack.
Bro, it's like eating and thenimmediately going to brush your teeth and

(30:11):
shoving your like brush down your throatlike you're gonna get a little something back.
You know, you're not gonna belike eat. What was the other
challenge with milk? There's another challengewith milk. I think it was just
chugging it. I think genuinely thechallenge was just drinking as much milk a
gown of milk, because chug agallon of milk, it's like projectile,

(30:34):
like it comes out and like adiary ship. Way, Yeah, is
that really just milk challenges? What'sthe sphincter of your throat called? Oh
my god, it really is?They really challenge like chugging a gallon of
milk? Oh my god. There'sthis guy who used to always do Uh,
these people don't want to milk challengeand the milk exactly exactly. Dude,

(30:59):
are the guy who does a tonof I honestly don't know his name,
but he's a guy who does aton of like food challenges, and
he's known for He's this big brolockdude who just like destroys giant plates of
food. And he was doing themilk challenge and it was just the same
thing he had. It was notbad, No, it was not bad.
Probably do it, no problem,I mean he probably would do it.
Badlands Chugs, dude, I'm sureBadland Shrugs have done the milk challenge.

(31:22):
Badlan's Chugs is not a pedophile,No, it's DP that is.
Edp is a great guy with chill. He he is a great guy.
Dude, I remember Badland Chucks.Now, Bro, I love his videos.
Sometimes I don't, well I don't. I was gonna say, I
don't like talking this guy up,and then you're getting mad at me for
sipping my fresco. That's fucked up. No, I don't watch his videos.
I did for like a little bit, like because I thought they were

(31:44):
hilarious, Like look at that.Look how happy that guy? Yeah?
Yeah, bro, that's a yeah. He likes straight up just chills and
chug like drinks like like twelve spritesat a time. Imagine that retiring you
and putting your kids through college.Well, he probably is gonna have some
drinks easy health problems. I meanyou, brother, look at now,

(32:06):
I have seen that. Bro.He does the life, he does the
purifying straw and the ocean drinks thewhole ocean. Wait, really he doesn't.
I know, he doesn't drink thewhole drink the whole ocean. No,
that wasn't what I was saying reallyabout, like that, that's a
really that's a real thing appear.Yeah, really that's cool. Yeah.
I used to really want one ofthose for absolutely no reason, just to
have it. Yeah, just tohave it. I wanted to put in

(32:27):
my backpack. And that's one ofthe things when you're a kid where you're
just like, if I had money, I'd buy that, Yeah, have
exactly. Yeah. It was alwaysdumb ship though. It was you know
when I was a kid, andif I had like the money I had
now, and as a kid,I'd be like picked out on mobile games.
Oh dude, really, if Iwas a kid, I would first
of all, I would have thatlike silver ball that like floats on your

(32:49):
arm and like slides all over yourboth. Oh, I know exactly what
you're taking. It doesn't do that. What does it do. It's like
it's a it's an illusion. Youhave to like practice, like really use
it and like you have to dosomething with your other It's like a ton
of bullshit. It's obviously when you'rea kid, you know what I mean.
And then you had the one thingthat was like it's like it hovers
above your hand and you can likemaybe catch it. The princess. Yeah,

(33:13):
I don't know if it was aprincess thing. Don't make it.
Don't make it's not a fucking princessthing. Even if it was, I'll
stand on it. If you evenif it was Barbie, I would have
mind it was it was at wats, Shoty's name, Shot his names and
Tinker. It was tiger Bell,you know, one of them was themed.
One of them was themed Tiger Bell. But I guarantee there were other
ones for very big boys, allright, very sure. I'm sure they

(33:37):
were like boys, very big bublicboys, okay, like me. Yeah.
And then there were these shoes thatwere buckets. Buckets. There were
buckets, but then you would putyour foot on like talking about moon boots.
No, no, you're not moonban before us. Really, moon
boots were like they were like theywere like trampline. My brother probably wanted
moon boots trampoline chews. I don'tknow what they were, but they were

(33:57):
like trampoline chowe. It looks prettycool, it looked sick. Yeah,
I don't think moon boots were thingsyou honestly your brother, how was your
brother thirty? Yeah, he's probablygone through way more of the weird child
ship. Yeah, because if yougo online and you look up like the
those kind of nineties products for kids, they had like vapes for kids.
What Yeah, No they don't,yeah they do. Yeah, are fucking

(34:20):
moon boots that's crazy. Yeah,no, those are those are not look
up trampoline eight dollars eighty dollars frommoon boots. Yeah, they're from the
seventies. Don't they make those now? But like the big red boots,
those are basically the older version.But no, those aren't Like moon boots
were like toys back in the day. What did they do? What was
supposed to be able to jump higherlike you were on the moon? My

(34:40):
ass there? Yeah, I meanthe way they worked, I doubt it.
Vapes. Do you know what sockand bombers are? It's do you
know what sock and boppers are?I do not. I also did.
This was also before my time.I don't know how, Like I know
what these are. But they're justlike big inflatables you put on your wrist
and you just punch the shit outof each other. Yes, yes I
do. I do know what thatis. Never played with them. I

(35:01):
don't know why I know what theyare. But sock' boppers? Yeah,
no, dude, I I sawit somewhere, I swear, but there
were there was like a little kid. I don't toy. I don't think
that's the thing. I swear,dude, maybe there's like candy cigarettes.
Do you remember those in the day. I used to get those Missus B's
in downtown winder guards Oh my god, I know what you're talking. I

(35:22):
used to love getting candy cigarettes thereand I would sit outside in front of
I forgot what the uh, Idon't know. It was a different store.
I don't know what it is now. It's it's changed so many times,
but it's on the corner of downtownwinder Garden and me and my stepfather
would smoke fake cigarettes together and hewould he would just like role play with
me. Bro. He'd put likehe put like a British accent on,

(35:42):
and I would like have like thecigarette with another British accent. I was
like two. You know what I'msaying. It was like two. I
was like, well, I meanI was like ten. Yeah, I
know, it was like ten.Obviously you were too. Yeah. I
used to get those. My grandmaused to get them for me. So
are we talking about like the chalkywhite ones? Okay, so yes,
I do know what those are.I would just typically eat those, But
I'm talking about these bubble gum cigarettes. I also know what you're talking,

(36:05):
right, Okay. I was gonnasay because they were wrapped in a paper
that made it actually, I knowwhat you're talking about. Yeah, and
you can make it smoke and thatwas the cool. Really you could,
so if you just blew out thetip of it like the powder on the
gum, like to get kids toget ready to start smoking. Honestly,
yeah, you're not gonna lie.But they had they had other ship for

(36:25):
kids, like I would, dog, dude, I would. I would
destroy those lego hard candies. Inever had those. I would get so
in public, no way. Really, yeah, i'll too. Really,
yep, we have lego candy.We can go right after there and I'll
show you. Yeah, it's hardcandy. That's kind of cool. I'le
two. That's kind of cool.The the Missus Beast places had like all
the actual bricks. Though, Iwant to go there because I haven't.

(36:47):
I've been there like once, andI just want to go there just to
see. So in downtown winner Garden, I haven't been in downtown winder Garden
probably about like nine years. Sothat's the thing in the past, like
I think, I don't Honestly,it's been a long time, maybe the
past three years that that place burntdown or yeah, missus Bees burnt down
or had a flood or something likethat. So then they they they actually
never reopened the store because the citylike never like repaired all the damsel on

(37:09):
the amore it is, so itis a thing, but they're over in
Clearmont, now, ah these bitches. Yeah, so Missus Bees finally reopened
like three years later to make thisgiant comeback. And then uh Seal came
into work one day and I washuge, like I took my kid to
Missus Bees. And I was like, what the fuck did you just say?
And he was just like I tookmy daughter to missus Bees. And
I was like, fucking run itback like one more times. And I

(37:32):
was like, dude, where's theMissus Bees? And He's like, it's
somewhere in Clearmont. I just wantto go nostalgia, somewhere in Clearmont.
Claremont, Claremont, Claremont, Claremont, Clearmont, Claremont, Claremont, That's
what it is, Clairemont. It'snot Clearmont, Claremont, Clairemont, Claremont,
Claremont, Claremont. I'm gonna keepsaying, I'm switching back and forth
though, Clairemont Clarimont. Yes you'resaying it right, you did. You're

(37:57):
making yourself. Yes, you're makingyourself. I feel like that's what I
was just saying, clear mind iswhat you were saying. Okay, I'm
sorry, all right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Why are you so
bad like pronouncing things because I'm liketwo percent of angre though. Bro,
You're right, you're right. Youknow what I mean. It's showing,
dude, it's show's crazy, tobe honest, it's showing absolutely crazy.

(38:19):
I'm gonna make fun of you forthe rest of your life. Don't you
know that that's mean? That's rude, dude. I mean every time every
time you say something stupid and belike, that's gonna cause me to also,
I can't wait for you to Dude, if you do it, and
I will do it and you're like, morning though, I'm gonna so hard
on this podcast event is actually likeoutrageous. I don't think it's that outrageous.
I'm sure there's a lot of peoplewho are very knee angrethal. Bro.

(38:42):
I've seen some people who look atyou know what I mean, what
do you mean by that? Didyou hear the oven going on the oven
and the rib bro. You knowhow when you spell missus, Oh here
it is wait missus, Yes,yes, it's b W. You're close
today. They are close today.It's so unfortunate. But that's so sad.
So is it? Is it?In uh Clarmont? Yeah, okay,

(39:05):
they're they're open. This is theone day of the week they're closed.
Really, yeah, that's crazy.I'm on a Monday as wild.
Yeah, and I guess some peoplewould actually prefer their Mondays off. Maybe,
Yes, Tuesday through Saturday they're openeleven to six, and then Sunday
they're open twelve to four. Thosehours suck, you know what I mean?
Are you aware of the Winner GardenPizza Company? Yes, you know

(39:25):
they're shut downe as well. Reallyyeah, so what the fuck's in Wintergarden?
Basically nothing, dude. I mean, you have the you have the
brewery with all the stars market area, and they have like Buffalo chicken,
mec and cheese, all kinds ofgood stuff like Stone Fire Pizza, all
all the really good stuff. Butyeah, dude, I I I used
to love Windergarten Pizza Company and thenI remember ordering like sixty you told me

(39:47):
this story. Yes I did.Yeah, yes you went there. I
ordered like fifty sixty dollars worth ofpizza online and just typical shit, like
you know what I mean. Ihave my account and everything, you know,
so I'm just like, let mesay into the app and let me
pay for everything. My my mydebit card went through. It says it'll
be ready in like thirty minutes,and I'm like bet. And then I
get the notification that it's it's likehalfway done. So I'm really yeah,

(40:14):
like I don't know if it's atimer that's being set up this time,
but I always thought like I don'tknow. I just always you know.
So I'm just like all right,so I'm gonna start going. I go
there and it's still halfway done.I'm like whatever, I'm just gonna go
inside and see. And I walkup to the door and I see everything's
like shut down, Like on theinside it's not a single fucking person.
It's dark, no lights on,and on the door says like we are

(40:34):
permanently closed, like we've shut down. And then I'm like no fucking way,
like what, like I just spentfifty sixty dollars on the website ordering
a pizza and I come here andlike that money, Like where is that
money? You know what I mean? So I went back to the app
to see like what was going on. I'm gonna see if there was a
way to contact them, like emailwise, you know what I mean,

(40:55):
anything, No the app or notthe app. The website did not exist
between the time that I got offmy phone after saying it was halfway done
and going to the store and thengoing back on the website, the website
was taken down. That's crazy.So I was never able to take them,
email them or anything. And theyliterally just stole my fifty seat.
They definitely got a notification like,oh shit, someone's still ordering through our

(41:16):
website, and then they were likeyeah, fuck weak. But several people
did because there was there was awoman there who was standing outside of the
door who was just like what thefuck? And I'm just sitting here like,
dude, I'm pissed, Like Ireally don't know, Like I'm I'm
pissed too, you know what Imean. That's great. They had good
pizza too. I know it's probablybecause the rent was too expensive. I
don't think it was though, becausethey were there for years after looking it

(41:38):
up several times. I from theconclusion that happened. My conclusion of what
happened is they they became bankrupt.They were losing money because they hired so
many employees I believe in age kids, and I think I'm pretty sure they
even decent money. And they wentup to everybody and they were like,
listen, we're paying you too muchand rather just taking away money from all
of you, We're just gonna shutdown because we can't. Well they're probably

(42:00):
like, well, they're probably like, if we keep the business open,
we're just gonna continue to lose money. Yeah, so let's just take the
profit we have now. And yeah. But the thing is is like they
were like there were people who workedthere who First of all, there was
a kid who worked there who wentto my middle school, like his parents
worked. Everyone knew him, everyonefor them. When he went in there
with his friends, he got freepizza. I was never his friend,
so it was whatever. But youknow it's just like I knew him,

(42:21):
right, and he also worked there, and he got his friends hired there,
and like these kids have been workingthere for years, you know what
I mean, Like this is liketheir luckiest pick ever. Like they have
a job, they're getting paid.Well, it's fun. It's with friends
with their homemies family, like you'rejust so cool and and then yeah,
and then eventually bamage has gone,like we got to shut down. So
just like three years of your lifeworking at a place where you probably like

(42:45):
like, oh, you know,it would be really cool to like make
your career out of this. Youprobably well, like the son's gonna be
the the boss of the family eventually, eventually for that son everyone else,
Yeah, of course, but youknow, bring your homies up, bro,
bring your homeies up. Yeah,but the fuck they're gonna do it
their guarding company manager. They can'tall be manager. And you're gonna pick
favorites. And then your other belike fuck you bro' like you so you

(43:08):
gotta keep it. You gotta keepit on wraps, bro, you gotta
keep it. Yeah, you gottatip the other homie off. Then I
say ship to be honest, honestly, like, hey, I know I
couldn't promote you, but cool andexactly bro, nice tip, yeah,
exactly, exactly, Like once amonth cool hunted, Oh my god,
four SIPs of fresco and it's gone. And no, my my urinary track

(43:31):
is like about it. It's it'sit's getting excited. Uriny track is getting
excited, bro, you know whatI mean. So wait, there's no
other like Winter Garden Pizza Company anymore. They're just gone for They're just gone
forever. But like the thing isgood. That's what I need, that's
what that's what was good. Andlike I grew up going there. I
remember when they had the salad bar. I would tear that up. And

(43:52):
then they stopped the salad bar becauseof COVID, and ultimately I think that
was is they lost so much moneyand then when when you know, they
had to continue to pay rent eventuallyyou probably just didn't work out when everything
started back up. And it sucksthough, because a business like that that's
been there for years, you knowwhat I mean, like over a decade.
You like it's like come on,man, like, yeah, this

(44:14):
is like a staple, bro.Like you talk anymore like your parents and
they're like, yeah, I lovegoing there. The best pizza of all
time. Don't remember what this placewas called. My dad lived in downtown
at the time, and right underhis apartment there's a pizza place. This
was downtown Orlando I'm assuming right,Okay, Yeah, there was a pizza
place. Don't remember what it wascalled. I could probably ask him,
but don't remember what it was called. But it was the best pizza ever

(44:36):
had in my life. It wasso good. I think about it to
this day. Inside you, Iwas like four Salas. I don't know
it was Salas Pizza. It wasunder an apartment complex, like so under
an apartment complex. Interesting and almostpositive. At Sal's Pizza, I can
get a little quick fact check.Hold, yeah, you go ahead and
get a quick little don't leave thepodcast then, know, I gotta send

(44:57):
a text. I would tell theI would tell the people this I thing
so many embarrassing things about you.Yeah, let's not do that. Honestly,
I'm so sorry about the burp guys, And if you heard that,
we're so we're so just like inon this pizza place. Well, I
mean, Sala's Pizza Bar is inOrlando, Florida. I just not to
to. I think it's I sentthe text for the fat check. Don't

(45:19):
worry. Getting the fact check soundslike I said, fat check. I
think that's it. No, it'sdefinitely okay, Well, absolutely not.
You're an asshole. So honestly aroundhere after the he has no idea,
so sad he does have an idea, bro, I would forget anything that

(45:39):
was legit the best pizza place I'veever had. I think about it to
this day and it's been like fifteenyears. It depends on what you like.
What do you like getting pizza?I like not much sauce, dream
slice, not much, sauce,light sauce, long fucking slice, long
slice, nice and cheesy. Areyou looking for a crispy bottom yes?
Not destroyed by Greece? Yes?Okay, yes, good cheese pool,

(46:01):
good cheese pool. How about thecrust like bubbles on crust? I don't
mind them, but black bubbles Ilove those. They're not bad. Honestly.
If you go to a Mall Pizzaand you get Mall Pizza, that's
a dream pizza. That's a goodpizza. Really, I love Mall Pizza.
I like Joe's Pizza. The fuckis Joe there's a there's a It's
Pizza. Does not like it?Yes, but Joe's Pizza and Wings,

(46:22):
Yes, and downtown and it's rightnext to Windore High School? Yes,
yes, high school and they're good. You know? Oh no, this
place that I go. This isnot next to winning were high school,
the one near me chosen chosen,that's Josie's. No, it's jos No,
no, no, that's Joe's Pizzaand wings. Really yeah, right

(46:45):
next to winning my high school.I thought that was Josie's pizza. No,
yeah, I thought Joe's pizza wasin a Kobe or like Winter Garden.
I think I mean the Joe's pizzaby me. I'm sure there's a
lot of Joe's pizzas. I'm notgonna lie, but holy, is my
life a lie? Your life isa lie. It's Josie's. Your life
is a lie. No, whereis this place Joe's pizza? And it

(47:06):
is a koe It's a Koey.And then next too, I get why
it's confusing because Joe's and Josie's,but next to one of your high school
it's Josie's pizza. Is that?I know that. I know that because
that's Valentina's favorite pizza place. Really, that is Valentina's favorite pizza of all.
Oh my god, that is whatthat is. That's so stupid.
I was so confident for years.It's okay, I understand, I do
understand? So which one do youlike the most? Is it Joe's Pizza

(47:28):
I've you've never had show? Okay, so Josie's is I'm not gonna lie.
I always argue with vouncing about itand like I say, it's trash,
it's pretty good. It's pretty goodpizza. I like the pizza.
You know what I like there?Josie's Pizza gives me like half New York
and half Prime Dominos. Don't likeDominoes, don't like Papa John's. It's

(47:51):
just the thickness of the cheese forJosie's. For me, it's a lot
of cheese. Like NYPD, Ohmy god, oh my god. Do
yourself a favorite. Get some NYPDmy favorite? Like takeout pizza so good?
And what do you go for?Do you always go for cheese?
Slice? Bro, pepperoni, bacon, pepperoni, bacon, Yeah, nerd
bro being an adult bro? Whatwhat the that's an adult pizza? Get

(48:13):
a blanco pizza? The hell isa blanco pizza? It's heavenly is what
had? Margarita pizza Pizza is great, pizza is great, good, but
no blanco pizzas mazzarella, cheese Andthen it's garlic and like butter and uh
ricotta. I don't think I wantto No, No, I don't think

(48:34):
I want that. Pizza is sogood. I can eat an entire Honestly,
I have. I have eat likean entire pizza. I've eaten a
whole NYPD whenever I order food likeor whenever I order pizza from the pizza
place, I mean yps giant too. It is giant fucking slices. That's
it. Do they have like alike a what? What? So?
The pizza place that we go tohas an extra large and it's nassive?
You know what? Do you knowwhat? Lazy Moon is lazy? We

(48:58):
need to go to Lazy like weneed to take a road trip to lazy.
Dude. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. It's gonna be
about like a like a forty fiveminute hour drive, but it's so I'll
drive like I'll drive. I don'tcare where. What is it? It's
the biggest pizza slice you'll ever seein your life. It is my favorite
spot. I haven't been there inabout like ten years. I used to
live right next to one. I'mshowing you a picture, Really show me

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a picture. Fucking massive and theygot beer. Yeah, what a good
time, dude, giant. Iwould just dip the pizza in the beer.
You know those are giant slices thereseare a massive slice. No,
like I realized, Oh my god, I should have just showed you this
picture. That's a baby, dude, it's bigger than baby. Guys,
you guys, hold on, weare genuinely gonna post this or something on
the Instagram account. That is thatis that is ridiculous. Bro. They

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put a newborn baby next to amolten lava hot slice of pizza. Someway,
I say to the camera, rullah, very good. Seventy two
hour age dough with a twenty yearold starter our favorite. No way,
the stats are there, seventy twohour age dough. They they fuck they
at some tomato company. Our doughis age for seventy two hours. Come

(50:07):
on down, hold on, we'regonna redo this. Okay, okay,
read this like it like it's anad three. Hold on, wait wait,
wait, hold on, okay,go ahead, oh come on,
okay, okay, okay, wait, hold on, we gotta run it
back. Okay, I'm gonna lookat it and then you're Okay, you
ready, seventy two hour age doughwith a twenty year old starter, our

(50:28):
favorite stance, laugh tomatoes, wholemilk moz and still bigger than a baby.
I don't know if I stan Isit's some tomato company. Okay,
stan Is, I says stan laughtomato or some shit dan is something there's
they're at. Who cares? Yeah, that's how big their pizza is.
And I want to go very bigpizza. Ba. I would be down

(50:49):
to do that. I would bedown to do that. You'd be down.
I would be down. I wouldbe down. It's got to be
on a day that we're definitely off. Obviously, it would have to be
like a day like today, notthis Monday. Giant pizza. That's a
heart pizza, Dudeyeah, I lovea window. Next Monday. It does
a hard be so down to gonext Monday. We'll see if we have
the vicinities for that. I mean, if you're not busy on Monday.
I'm not busy on a Monday,don't well, I think I'm It just

(51:12):
depends so on the If Monday isthe fourteenth, then I'm busy. What's
I don't know, I just don'tknow. What date Monday is. But
if Monday is the fourteen, thenI'm busy. Are you really good with
dates? Damn, dude, No, Monday's the fifteenth. Monday's the fifteenth.
Yeah, damn. So Sunday isthe fourteen? Uh huh, thank
you for I see what I mean? Yeah, you need to get better.
I almost thought that was my doctor'sappointment. Guys, I missed a
doctor's appointment did right before this podcast. But the thing is is I was

(51:36):
told. I swear to Jesus thatI was told it was on Tuesday.
It was a Friday. I don'tknow where you're getting Sunday from. It's
Friday's a Friday, your doctors.No, no, no, not the
new one. I'm talking about mypsychiatrist's appointment that's on that's dropping dropping the
news. I am. I aminsane, guys, clinically and absolutely just
wall saying, I am uh.I do have handcuffs on because I'm known

(51:58):
to just break everything around me.Yeah, he doesn't go home after these
podcasts. He just goes to amental silence. Yeah, there's a chamber
under Jaden's house. He just comesout for the podcast. He gives me
the scraps of of whatever his hisfamily. He's gonna have ribs tonight,
scraps have the bones. You're gonnahave to chew him like a dog.
Wow. And then then it'll makea shank out of them Jesus. And
then in prison use it to pickthe lock and then escape hopefully. It's

(52:22):
like an It's like an intro tolike Skyrim. Do you think so?
Yeah? I don't know. IfSkyrim Skyrim twenty twenty four, that'd probably
be crazy, to be honest,whateah, Like a Skyrim game would probably
be like mechanical dragons, that'd beI don't know about mechanical dragon. We
can't even build mechanical dragons now.That'd be sick, though I know it
would not because like, no,yeah, it would not. We would

(52:45):
die. We would die, Bro, They'd come here and be the Yeah,
China, China, just send overlike a giant mechanical dragon to brief
fire on our landing kills. Thesedragons are Chinese, all right, Dragons
are all right. After Just realize, all right, what I said was
so stupid. Podcast is over alright, Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry,

(53:07):
guys. We're gonna end the podcasthere. I hope everyone had a great
day. I hope everyone has anamazing day. We learned, what do
we learn today? We learned thatDevon is a native A Devon is Puerto
Rican Native. Learned that Devon hasPuerto Rican but he's also eighty five percent
European. And he's also a Neanderthal. I am a Neanderthal al right.
Everyone had a day, very proudof his knee Enderthal