August 13, 2024 • 48 mins
The Dudes talk Deadpool x Wolverine and Jayden isn't a fan of the new Borderlands movie. The Dudes found out how to play random sounds (sorry)... and they welcome Lolo to the family.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
M hmm. You don't even know what you just started. Okay,
I'm sorry, got no way that wait does it not?
But that has never been in my cars, never clean
every single day in the same root see no money
(00:22):
in the bank of gass in my tank tone? No,
what's the doe tone? No? What the thing do? I'm a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh yeah, oh, turn you up.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I want to touch on your booty. Your boots look fruity.
I like it when you get moody.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I want to smell your fart yo tooty yah yo,
cheek shift so jiggly, uh yo, cheese is nice. I
want to buy you a new car, just kidding out. Broke,
got no money? And you know I make jokes sound
real funny.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And you know when I I can't say that, welcome
to dude problems. Problem I forgot. I always do that
after you say dude problems. Almost That's the first time
I've ever forgot to do that, dude problems. Oh man,
that was that. I can't that has to be the intro.
That was That was beautiful, dude. I hit me with
(01:29):
like some like classic Bruno Marsh.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I've been listening to so much R and B lately.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I like it. Yeah, I like it. That was very romantic,
not between us, but just in general. No, in general,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Maybe he just don't kid. Do you enjoy being you know?
Like it's great. It's name is Mario too?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Like what a name? What a guy? Yeah, like Mario
over to school right.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Just about to say, shout out your homie, Mario, Shout
up Mario. Yeah, welcome to Dude Problems. It's like episode
sixteen or seventeen.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's it's I'm actually pretty I have the numbers.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That I have not listened the episode name, like seven episodes. Honestly,
I don't even know, and I don't feel like counting,
So we're just gonna go, like we're.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Gonna go with it. I hope your week is going
good as well.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, I've had a really crazy week. Also, I met
some people who listened to the podcast over the weekend.
Shout out y'all.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, people, that's cool. I forgot you sent me that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I was over at the X I was hosting and
some endless party thing at alan a show, and a
couple of people were like.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, I listen to your podcast. I was like, that's
fucking awesome. It is really cool.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So shout out y'all some cool as people. That is
that made my night my heart, like, holy shit, people,
like from my skin people, I actually listened to the
podcast that it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That is definitely really nice. I know, and I know
he wants to hear it a thousand times, so I
will go ahead and refer him to this podcast. But
shout out Bernardo. Yeah, dude always has an air pod
in at work, just listening to the Dude Problems podcast,
like always tell me up to a Yeah, he was
up to me randomly and he's like that was funny,
Like what was funny? No context, Like what are you
listening to? He's like the podcast. I'm waiting. I'm trying
(03:04):
to see where you guys shouted me out or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
So and I feel I feel so bad anytime at work,
like someone tries to talk to about the podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't remember what the hell we talked about. It's
because our memory is just so bad. It's always bouncing
from place to place. Yeah, it is really bad. That's
the best part about it. But I mean, huge news
for the podcast, guys, this is breaking news. We do
have the ability to play new sounds. I was talking
a new soundboard. No, I just think it's cool. It
is discovered. Yeah, do the Bluetooth.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I mean no, I knew this for a very long time.
I just never like really but I never like messed
around with it. And then like last week I was like, oh,
we need new sounds, so you're messing with the soundboard
a lot. Last week I was like, Oh, we've been
using the same.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Sound because it's just fun. I think it's fun. I
think I think during certain times it's uh, it's actually
really funny.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Right, Like I can just do this anytime Devin really
like says something stupid, brother guy, and then I'll be sad.
I hope on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't know we get audio levels when you did it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
We haven't tested it at all. We're kind of just testing.
That's on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's funny how we did just hop into it. This
isn't okay, Okay, it works, it works. I think it works.
I think the audio is pretty close. So that ship
has spiked super loud. Yeah, I'm sorry. Hope you guys
enjoyed that audio is.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Critical, Yes, but uh yeah, mess with my little soundboard now.
I'm very excited. It's be a lot of fun it is,
so how should we talk to me?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Man, dude, Week's been good. I Other than working, I
actually did do something pretty cool, which was I went
to the Springs, which one Rainbow river. I haven't been
there in a lot. It's like a little Dannellan. It's
a part of Florida where only like old people that
there's enough timing on. There's no publix Is. Basically, it's
it's sorry, Yeah, there's no publix Is over there. It's
(04:57):
just wind Dixies, you know what I mean. It's like
that' dude. I used to live right next to a
wind Dixie. I haven't seen a wind Dixie and so
it's all wind Dixies over there. And the Springs is
like untouched because it's just old people, you know what
I mean? Yeah, I do what you mean. So we
went to go tubing and they opened at seven and
we got there at like eight thirty and they were
(05:17):
just full full capacity. Yeah. So we ended up going
to the swimming hole, which was really fun and you know,
it was just like you hop in and swim. Unfortunately
we had to sit in the blistering heat. Yeah, good
amount of time because there was there were some clouds,
some thunder, and they had to wait for the clouds
to get at least like ten miles away from the springs,
(05:37):
but they can let people swim.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I don't think it was clouds. There's probably like there's
lightning in there.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah. Yeah, but like then again, it's like ninety seven
degrees outside, no clouds in sight, and it's just a
beautiful sunny day and we're like, what are what are
we talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know what I mean? But I guess we were
just unaware. But it was bad, man, it was hot.
We were all just tired and deep Hindra. All we
wanted to do was Hoppin's freshing water. We could see
it and you couldn't get in it. Yeah, more of
the story. At the time, somebody actually passed out. We
were we were waking. More of the story. Nothing to
(06:16):
do with the story. And now we're done with the house,
I'll elaborate on it. Yeah. So I'm not gonna I
haven't gotten permission from this person to go ahead and
just out them on the podcast. Unfortunately, I'm gonna be
super respectful because I don't want to get in trouble
you know what I mean. Oh, they had like like
a heat stroke. Yeah, they were super dehydrated and had
like no sleep. They were they slipped in the car
(06:36):
on the way there, and and we were waiting, we
were standing to go get the water, and they looked
at me and they were like, dude, I'm kind of
like dizzy. I was like, are you good? And typically
when this person says things like that, it's like two
SIPs of water and they're good, you know what I
meaning like, and then they just like their eyes rolled
to the back of their head and they just fell
(06:58):
onto the ground.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
No way, I would just say, you're not kind of
out them like this and then tell us the whole situation.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well, I'm sorry, listen, this is the whole situation. But
at least no one knows, you know, who it happened.
I won't lie.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I was trying to like find a funny sound this
whole time, to like go with the story, but like
I couldn't see anything that fit the moment.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's okay, I mean, because like the story isn't I mean,
the story is always for you, but it's also for
you know. I got people listening to the story as well.
I got, you know, Yeah, that's the great thing about it.
But keep listening for something. I was your week.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That's all you did this week?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You went to the spring dude, seriously, that's genuinely all
I did this week. I found out that my buddy
Luke sent me a website that had movies on it
that were still in theaters, and so I went on
there to see if Deadpool was on it. And after
the Springs, they're all like marble geeks that we went with,
and we ended up hopping on this website and we
were able to screen mirror the movie onto the TV.
(07:47):
It was actually kind of good.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, I'm rrobably with my hands back here, if you
could hear me, Because if we were supposed to go
see it together.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And then it sawid before I did. Actually not even true.
I saw a boyfriend girlfriend argument.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He doesn't shut up, I swear to get I saw
it when he was out of town, but me and
him made plans to go see it before last week's podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm still gonna go see it. No we're not eventually, No, no,
we're not see it. And then he was like eh
nah no no no.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I was like, all right, cool, and then I don't
know if he had planned or so. I don't remember,
but I was like, all right, cool whatever. So I
see it this week. I call him on the way
back when I'm leaving. I'm leaving work. He goes, uh,
I already seen it, you motherfucker dude.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was just so excited to see the movie, you motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I got gift cards, bro, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Free, such a good I also actually found the gift
cards as well. I have fanned ingu gift guards who
want to go to an AMC theater. Word I have.
We can see it in front of movies. I'm not
gonna lie. Look at this.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I'm about to pull out.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And you could see a solid dude, insane. Actually it's
like it's twenty five fifties one hundred bucks right or yeah, right,
one hundred bucks. There. I have a twenty fight give
cards that didn't handle her. What that is not Inhalo
where that's a shoe? Yeah, it's a little shoe thing
I like for the AirPod it is. I don't use it.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's too big. Bogie Yeah where were we said?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah? No, I mean after the Springs we ended up
watching the movie. We screenplayed it onto the TV and
it was a good time. Other than that's really basically all.
That's really basically all I did. The stutter. If you
have the stutter audio, just ready, that's the crazy thing.
I even know which one it is. I don't I
(09:26):
don't know what audio your dog once we there's an
audio where the guy was like, what like stuttering and
making fun of somebody stuttering. I don't know which one
it was, but it was pretty funny. But yeah, man,
other like, that's really all I did this week, but
it was actually really exciting. It was a good time.
Got pub subs in the morning to take to the springs.
(09:49):
I got on Italian, but I forgot that I worked
for the deli and I forgot that there was a
recall and the board said meat and we're making Italians
with like deluxe ham, which is not as good as tavernham.
And then the hot cappy, which is like, I feel like,
what makes an Italian Italian? Like you can throw like
ham and salami together, it's great, But the hot cappy,
you know what I mean? Fire, You need the hot capy.
(10:11):
You need the hot capy. We don't have it. We're
throwing pepperoni on this bitch instead, Bro, who wants a
deluxe ham Genova Slami and Pepperoni sandwich. That's not an Italian,
that's a that's like a New York Italian.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Right, you want a public Italian?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, I want just like an Italian. Yeah, I like Italy,
you know. I like putting honey mustard on my Italian
honey mustards. I don't really honey mustard just got on
the honeymaple turkey. It goes great. I don't like teting
too deep into that. That's insane. Really like chicken, Yeah,
I had the chicken Philly chicken. Bullshit. It was.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's not enough barbecue for me, Bro, you know, it
wasn't that good.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It was.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It was alright.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
They probably also made it wrong because that sub came
out of nowhere and they didn't teach any of us
how to make it. So people just kind of do
whatever they want. Really, Yeah, don't put barbecue sauce. Some
people do. They're supposed to come with barbecue sauce. Someone
told me about it, and I was like, what is that.
Some people chop it up, some just lay it right
on there. Yeah, they chopped it up. Okay, they chopped
it up. Oh, they just layed it on that kind
of well, so that's the thing, is like, we're not
(11:13):
It's not that we're not supposed to. We're allowed to
because people think it's fancy. But the recipe does not
call for any of it to be chopped up at all.
I was supposed to just lay the meat on there,
and I read lay like onions and peppers and cheese
and toasted. But then it's just like, oh god, i'd
rather exactly. Anyways, Anyway, we're getting too much about public
so I know, we're just passionate about our food.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I feel like, I guess I don't even eat that much.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I guess. I mean I'm in arection. I really don't.
I didn't really eat that much. Uh man, what the
fuck are we talking about? I mean, we're talking about
my week. But it's basically, yeah, that's right. It wasn't
a lot. I did one interesting, one interesting thing out
of my week. I am sorry, No, you didn't come
me off. That was just it. I was just okay, okay,
(12:00):
I'm even interested to hear.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
But I had a pretty eventful week. Now that I'm saying,
I can't remember any of the things I did Uh.
I did a lot of shift for I Heart the
past week. Actually, I was working a lot of hours.
I had a lot of fun with that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I love working.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
You woke up, you slept, woke up, slept, didn't sleep much,
actually did no, But that's like, that's on me.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I was a staying up and doing stupid ship and
uh what else I do? Did a lot of work.
I did the XL party thing after dark. That was fun.
That was a good time, dude, I didn't get I
worked like fourteen hours a day though. That ship was
kind of kind of tough because I went from publics
to iHeart. But that working I Hurt's nothing crazy, it's fun,
it is. It is probably kind of tough just even
(12:39):
having those hours, though, you know what I mean, being focused,
trying to be focused. I guess I like, yeah, it
was the Paycheck's gonna be worth it at the end
of the day, that's true. And I'm also doing you
like to do.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It's just fun, Like I do that ship for free exactly,
so it's whatever. But uh, damn, well, where else was
I going?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
What I saw a movie? What I see? Oh yeah, yeah,
I saw a border Lands.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And I fucking hated it. Yeah, I read a lot
of things about them.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, dude, let me tell you, this is the perfect
opportunity to use the soundboord clip.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So I'm just gonna as you know, I'm kind of
a gamer.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I'm kind of a game that is kind of a gamer.
Played a lot of fucking Borderlands. I love Borderlands. I
played the first three, haven't played much of the and
the presequel. I didn't really care for three history kind
of suck, storry, kind of poop, but one and two
presequel was also like thumbs up but not wah. And
then uh, really big Borderlands guy.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I played for hours, put so many hours into it,
and I thought the Borderlands movie was so poopy dog shit. Yeah.
I uh, we'll get into Deadpool rad for this. I
just have I have to get this off my chest
because I have a take on it too. I mean,
I haven't seen the movie, but I have a take
on it.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I was watching or what it called. While I was
watching the movie, though, all I can think about was
Halmon talk shit about this on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But you're shitting in the movie theater watching a film
thinking about how bad it is in your gonna talk
so much about it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
So let me get the positive out of the way,
because they're gonna be They're gonna be a lot quicker
the positives, just three of them.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Story was solid. It followed the game pretty well. Pandora
and the Ball blah blah blah blah. It wasn't too bad.
Couldn't it could have been better, but it wasn't like
it wasn't the worst black Luster. Yeah, it wasn't the worst.
I'll get into the negative. Almost went straight into the
negatives already. Number that wasn't here. Yeah, yeah, we'll just
I already say that.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And then clap Trap clap Trap was such Jack Black
carried the movie m v P. At very first, I
was like, yeah, he played who Clapjack? Clap clap clap trap.
You were saying clap Jack, what do you say? I'm
stuttering anyways, Uh yeah, clap trap really good. Yep, it's
(14:49):
really hard say three times fast.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's because Jack, Yeah, I know, Blackjack, if you did
it is funny. Oh this guy's.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I was really late on it.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But it's fine. Yeah, it's okay. It takes a while.
We're gonna get better.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, I'm just messing with this.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Is all practice. Guys, you're watching us grow right now.
You understand that it is back to the Bodlands movie.
Jack Black was really funny at very first, when I
first came on the.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Screen, I was like, Oh, this voice sounds horrible, and
then I started liking it a little more. But I
just wish they got the clap trap voice actor would
have been a lot better. There's another positive to this
movie that I really got to think of. Oh the sets,
like the backgrounds, the where they were looked very great. Yes,
it didn't look like a green screen. It looked like
all real places. Looked very good. I'll give them that.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
OK. Now the negatives, bro, This movie fucking sucked. Oh my,
this movie was so bad.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
At one point in the movie, they literally said what
did they say?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
What? What? What was it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
They so they were they were they were about to
arrest Tiny Tina, and Tiny Tina goes with what army
and the all goes the one behind me. Dude, it's
most cliche, like a ship, it's wild and the writing
was horrible. No one gave a ship about like who
they were playing for. Their personality is kind of like
how they were in the game at all.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Or no.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Getting a phone call. Oh my god, you'd dude, that
was like, oh my god, it was like that was
that was so turn the ring around? Yes, that was
I don't know that could happen. I guess because of
the bluetooth. We're really sorry, guys.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You know that was a good kind of badass you
like it? Kind of cool as fuck fucking a lot. Wait,
will we kind of cool? Do we kind of cool?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Anyways?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
What are I talking about? You're talking about the negative?
You're talking well, I mean I asked you the question,
like where the personality is kind of game in the movie? Yes,
and no, some of them were.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Clap Trap was Roland? Wasn't Kevin Hart fucking sucked in
this movie? I just wanted to put that from right here,
Kevin Hart to zero out at ten.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Honestly, his last couple of Netflix movies haven't been.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Like, Kevin Hart hasn't been funny in a very long time.
To me, the last good Kevin Hart movie I've seen
was Central Intelligence with the Rock. Yeah, Jumanji. The first
ju Momsey wasn't bad either. Yeah, first was good to
the second one was fucking fuck off. No, Borderlands was horrible. Uh,
who else was in the movie Lilith. I did not
like Lilith at all. Like the main character uh from
(17:25):
the game she was super cool and this one she
was like eugh, like not as cool and she was
like fifty when Lili's has like a twenty year old
emo chick who's like really hot. I mean, like Mike
just say, I'm just gonna put that out there, like
like Lilis is she was the reason I played like,
She's the reason I have a type towards women. Yeah,
like Lilis with my childhood crush in.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Facts now in the movie she's like fifty facts. Yeah,
I feel like, yeah, I feel like, okay, I feel
like one of your childhood crushes as well. Were like
what was that, like the Kim Kim something Kim possible, Yeah,
Kim Possible. No, Raven Rave Rave, Then that's true, that's
facts actually yeah Raven actually Raven and kin FOSSi well
yeah both facts. Yeah, yeah, I like both of them. Okay,
now I think about it, Yeah, okay, very yeah. Yeah,
(18:07):
I just got this slash from you. Yeah it was
well yeah, and who's the one chick from Danny Fantom.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Your over hare?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, but she was bad all right anyway? Oh and
uh and uh the chick.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
From Uhden's top five cartoon character Early, who's the other chick?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Who's the other chick from Danny fandom? Total drama?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Island, total drama. Oh yeah, I don't know exactly, you
know exactly what you're talking about. I don't know who.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Oh my god, anyways, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Totally island. It's just like love Island shots, that's the
last episode. Go ahead, It's exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Like, yeah what they said, Oh yeah, borderlands more borderlands
we uh about Yeah, Lilith. Lilith did not was not
the biggest fan. Uh, she was alright, Like, it's not
like she was bad. It was just like she was
fucking like fifty didn't really remind me of the character.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's what I mean. I feel like there's some my
my take on is just some games that could very
well be like interpreted in like a movie or like
a show like Fallout kind of worked. I did kind
of watch one episode. Didn't like was pouring like it
was a little like, yeah, it was a little lackluster
when it came to the excitement, but so was like
(19:19):
the game. There's a lot of exploring you have to do.
There's a lot of in between. I'm not trying to
say they can't carry that over, but they can't. They can't.
They can't. They could definitely, they can definitely chop up
the whole I'm walking in the desert scenes. There was
like a thousand of those in the show. But I
feel like Borderlands is just very it's like its own
community too, Like it's kind of really hard thing.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's I'm sorry, I don't mean to cut you, just
like really passionate. Go ahead, go ahead, here's my thing.
It's a Luther shooter. The whole point of the game
is fight bosses at level up with cool ass guns.
There was no cool ass guns in this movie at all,
just regular guns pretty much. They had, like I remember
all the Borderlands they had like two or three two
or three guns from the game that was like, okay,
(19:59):
that's cool, and then the the rest of them, we're
just like shitty regular guns.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I would have loved to see almost like all the
guns being used.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Right, Like, dude, in Borderlands, you can fucking throw your
gun and it come and it did. You just teleport
with a new one, like it's it's crazy. It's crazy shit.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I would have preferred they just made a live action
version of the game's main story. I like, to be honest, honestly,
I'd rather just watch it YouTube. Let's play, Okay, then yeah,
I'm gonna be real. Yeah it's that bad. And then
I had a really good point I was about to say,
and I don't remember. Oh my god, Jamie Jamie Lee
Curtis is like sixty five, and she has a boob
shot you to just titties out, not like actual like Booby. Yeah, no,
(20:35):
it's PG thirteen, but like she's a Cleveland shot. She's
like sixty five. Yeah, what the fuck are we doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
What the hell are we doing?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Bro? It's Borderlands? Yeah, big Booby, sixty five year old boobies.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Jamie Lee Curtis also plays the kitchen. In the last
ten years, she has played the same person every movie
the I Did It to Protect You. Yeah, every fucking movie,
the Halloween movies, the Borderland movies. It's just like a
it's garbage.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I won't lie.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I had no fun in this movie. It's like ninety
three minutes and I cannot stress how bad Kevin Hart
was so generic so bad. I've been rambling for like
six minutes, so I'm about to cod like, I mean it,
just this shit fucking sucks. And if they make a
second one, which they definitely won't with how bad these
reviews are, and they do Handsome jack I will be
so fucking pissed. Actually I won't, I'll be kind of
(21:24):
excited that I am gonna go.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
See obviously see it, and then we'll talk about him.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah, because I love Handsome Jackie's one of my favorite
characters of all time.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
But he will be so shit. And also they didn't
put Zero in the movie, and I love Zero. He's
like he was always my main about your favorite character
before making the movie.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, I really want because Zero is like whol has
Melee and you can like tell aporties fucking.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Too much for the budget.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, it probably Zero's because the whole budget with the
Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee Curtis and all the other fuckers exactly,
and tiny Tina was an annoying little Zero. You who,
it doesn't matter who they could have gotten anybody. Zero's
in a mask, That's true. They literally could have got me.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, but they he needs.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Someone like a cool voice, though, don't you're gonna know
you're not. Oh, speaking of fucking voice, here's another thing.
Psycho psycho, hype dude, the psycho Craig He So they
definitely voiced over his lines, and I understand he was
like has like inner monologue and shipped the games and
(22:23):
so like he's talking in his head, but in this
he was talking out loud. There was nothing that even
mentioned him talking in his head. Everything was out loud.
And every time he talked in the movie, his mouth
did not move and he stood there just still like
a tree. There was no he wasn't animated at all,
like how he is in the game, because he doesn't
know what he's supposed to be doing. He doesn't know
(22:43):
what he's gonna say. He just he's just standing there
looking big and jack.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That's all it is.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Because they voiced over his lines in the like after
they record.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
So this is really bad. He just sits there like
this the whole time and that's kind of Yeah, it's
kind of stupid.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, it's very bad. He's a big brute, very brainless
and stupid.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
There is a really good movie that what is it, Deadpool?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I wasn't good, but no, I'm kidding. It wasn't the
best Deadpool movie, but it was a good movie.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What do you think the best Deadpool movie? The first one?
You think one? Yeah, it had such a little budget,
so everything had to be perfect about the movie, and
it's literally it's probably almost a perfect movie. Yeah. I
mean when when I think my favorite scene is the
masturbation shoes, and that in that movie and the first
movie is really funny scene. Masturbation shoes crocks are his
masturbation shoes is unicorn crocks. I do remember that.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I do remember.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That's just such a funny part of the movie. I think, honestly, dude,
this would have to probably be my favorite Diepole. I'm
not gonna lie. Actually no, it's it's definitely either between
this one or the second one. I do love the
first one. I love all of them so much. I
don't like the second one as much as I like
the first one. I love the second one. I love
when he gets ripped in half by their version of
Juggernaut and he just has to grow his little baby
(23:58):
legs bag and he's got like his little balls hanging out.
Bro It's just the funniest thing to me. I always
crack up during that scene when he crosses his legs
to shows a little baby ball sack to cable is
just the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
But I love that scene. I love that movie. What
a good movie, because one was really good. Trilogy bro
(24:18):
all three and I want to go.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I want to rewatch a third one.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I do too, That's what I mean. That's why I
said we'll go. Do you want to go to night?
I don't know. Can we go tonight? I can't? Yeah,
we can. I don't want to spend too much money.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I have gift cards.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh yeah, you're right, I give cards. It's kind of insane.
We have to get we have to bring food in. Okay, okay,
that's cool. But I think my favorite thing about the
the third installment of Deadpool was the way they did Wolverine.
I don't know, Okay, I really like Wolverine in this movie.
(24:48):
But have you seen Logan? I have seen Logan Logan? Okay,
so like he was dead and now he's back up.
Spoilers Yeah, okay, time out, So major spoiler Deadpool spoiler.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Sorry we had to say that for this movie. Yeah,
we really did have to say that for this movie.
All right, anyways, so I don't like how he's alive again,
Like right, I really don't like that he had the
perfect death. It was like one of the only good
X Men's.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
A different this is a different one. This is a
different Wolverine for another Hugh Jackman's like sixty dude, give
it to an And I saw his ad. I get it.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
He was great, he was fantastic, But like, he's not
gonna be the Wolverine of the future, so like, why
keep him in the universe?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You know what? I actually, yeah, I do agree with
that because now I.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Don't think but now there's no like, who doesn't matter
who you put in the next Wolverine spot, because they're
gonna be like, oh fuck, we want Hugh Jackman back.
He's already in the university.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Someone in another Wolverine one thousand percent genuinely, Yeah, interesting,
I do know one thousand percent. Maybe you know Henry
Cavill that would be cool, but probably not. I don't
think it would be him. That's a lot of money.
That is a lot of money, Marvel. Marvel's not a
lot of money. I mean, yeah, but Jackman, I r
l the complete opposite of what Wouverine even just like.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Think about it, he's also and he doesn't want to be.
He just plays him so well, yeah, he probably doesn't
want to do it for much longer. He probably would
do like another because they're doing the whole big like
infinity thing.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah, he'll probably come in for like one or two
more little things like brawls in a movie, and then
that that'd be it, and then there'd be new Wolverine
probably if I had guess, But I don't know. I
shouldn't have kept them alive as all.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I just I just love the thema that they did.
Like the suit I thought was really cool. I thought
the suit was bad the way that because like I've
never seen I've seen a lot of the Wolverine. I've
seen all the movies. I've never seen him do that run.
There's a scene where he's fighting. It's the second fight
between him and Deadpool and they're fighting like the desert.
They're fighting.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
I don't remember the movie.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Dude, he runs like a bear. Oh just like straight
out him. Yes, like he like on the ground all
fours like a he in the comics. And that's what
I mean, That's what I thought was so cool. To
see like a live action version of that Wolverine doing that.
That was really cool. You know beforehand, he really washes
like a really badass like Australian do with claws, which
I fucked with. No, I agree this is the best Wolverine,
(27:07):
but I think that's a really cool version. I think
this is well, this is the second best Wolverine after Logan,
because No, Logan's was a great movie. Logan in your feels, bro,
and all I want is a film Logan. Shit.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I watched that ship like three in the morning, and it.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Was so sad. And that little like immigrant chick, Bro,
she was in this movie. I know she was.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I'm so happy. Okay, going into this movie, by way,
let me give you a perspective. I didn't watch a
single trailer. I didn't know any of the leaks. You
almost fucking almost. I didn't watch a single trailer. I
didn't watch any of the leaks. And I love Logan.
So when I saw this bitch talk to Wolverine again,
I was like, oh my god, oh my god, this
is amazing.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's still heartwarm. That was really cool. It was really
heart warming because I I didn't know any of the
cameo she was talking on him. Yeah, because he was
being a little pussy. He was being a little pussy.
He was being an asshole. He was, But that's wolver
game is alcohol. Wolverine's an asshole. Yeah, he is god
of an asshole.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
But yeah, I did like My thing with Wolverine was
he was a little bit just standing in the background
a lot while Deadpool was talking ship. Ye know for sure,
like that was a lot of Wolverine's role. I won't
lie to you, but it is still I think that
was one of the best Wolverine like interpretations ever.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Who was your Who was your most least expected if
that makes wait Blade Blade was your most least expected
of the cameos? Yeah? Do you count Thor just a question.
I'm not saying that's my that's my number one. Count
Thor as a cameo here, No, right, Okay, I mean
I guess you can.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
But like it was literally just he didn't it's a
vision of the future, it's not it's literally they just
it's a it's a clip from one of his movies,
like one of the first two movies.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, but it was Deadl's face on. Ok.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, so I wouldn't really you.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Can, but not really, I don't think. I don't think.
I really wish fucking Nicholas Cage ghost Rider was in
this movie. That would Ryan Reynolds just said, like yesterday
or two days ago that you tried to get him.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
That would have been so cool.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, that would have been really cool to see that dude,
right after seeing Long leg Yeah, right, Long Legs two. Bro,
you just get a ton of Nick Cass, a bunch
of Nick ca.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
That probably revived Dictator's career.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That probably would too, but he'd probably get mad, like
hype and everything. Probably you'd be like, yo, fuck it,
I'm making another one, you know what I mean. I'm
coming back. Ghost Riders, ghosts gepping like two two of
them were skipping, four of them. Yeah, there's only two
of them, bro. The second one when they were like
in the Graveyard is a bunch of flying I've never.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Seen the Grave. I've never seen the ghost Rider movies.
What they've never seen the ghost Rider movie. Never seen
the Ghostwrider movies. I heard their dog ship, so I
didn't really watch them.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I think, Oh, I mean they definitely do. I mean,
like imagine it's it's not even a cage is a
guy in that time, it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Was you know what I mean, No, it was really bad.
Avatar came out around that time.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Are serious they need to tighten the up over there?
Iron Man? Iron Man came out the next year. I
just watched, like maybe a month ago, the first ghost
Rider movie and the just scene where he's in the
prison getting beat up by a ton of dudes. Uh huh,
and then it's like they turned flashlight on in the camera,
like it's like it illuminates, and then out of nowhere,
(30:05):
instantly the room clears of white light and it's just
like him going like yeah, No. Iron Man came out
the next year as well, So that so that's how
to just tighten up. Yeah, maybe it was a bad movie.
I thought it was so bad ass, like when the
motorcycle turns.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
No, I seen the clips where he does look badass
on that, and then the second one where he's pissing
the fire, like I think that was a trailer.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
But you can get so nerdy about this though. We
were getting so dude, dude, I have a ghost Rider,
giant fucking lego. Ghost just now is to start talking
about how op ghost riders and people like don't really
know where expect.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, bro, I have a whole I have a whole
hard I don't it's right here. I have a whole
like hard covered graphic novel of got.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Anyways, where were we Deadpool completely forgot?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, that's what I mean. My point.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, I love Blade. When he came in that should
really caught me off car. I was like, holy shit,
that's Blade.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That was really cool. And then I had I knew
Channing Tame was gonna be in it, just like guessing
because Gambit and I knew once once they were like,
oh yeah, there was all these motherfuckers that didn't make it.
I was like, I'll chained him, definitely gonna be in this.
Like I just had that that wired you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
But that was like, that was the only one where
I guess where I was like one thousand percent and
I thought, uh fuck, I really thought Ben Affleck was
gonna be in this movie as Daredevil.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Really yeah, but they could have. They definitely tried and
they couldn't get him, so they got the other check.
That would have been really cool. I honestly, I really enjoyed.
There's something else that I just really liked about the
movie was their iteration of Juggernaut, like what they did
for Juggernaut. Really he was really it reminded me of
all the way back when when he had his movie,
the Juggernaut movie, there was no Juggernaut movie. He was. Yeah,
(31:42):
he was like one of the main guys in X Men,
like he was. He was in the he was the
main villam of the third one, eat or the second one.
But it's just like when he had the helmet is
above dude through walls and stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That's what he was supposed to be from. He's supposed
to be from that one.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I just really like that though. That was just really yeah,
I do love that.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I wish.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, I wish I had more too, Yeah, you know
what I mean. And then he went out pretty quick.
I don't know. You probably didn't know because he was
just in the background.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
You know, bulls Eye. You know who Bullseye is.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
He's the villain from the Daredevil movie with the electro
the chick that's in the movie. He was in the
background for like a split second too.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I did not know.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, I just wish I wish there was more cam
not not like not like just full every second cameo.
I just wish there was like one or two more, Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
What I mean, just because the more heroes that were
a little like interesting, a little more interesting. Seeing Blade
was really like a quick silver mostly Snap's Blade. Oh bechuy,
Yeah that would have been because the X Men movies
have so many people you can use, and I know, like,
you know, you could have just one or two would
have been insane, right, Oh, Chris Evans by the fucking
coming in as Johnny Storm Human, Yeah, that was really insane. Oh.
(32:47):
They also try to get someone from keep Going Fantastic four,
the shitty one, the twenty fifteen one, Michael B. Jordan,
you know, yeah, but they were like, why we don't
want to do that. Yeah, honestly they did do it.
It would have been the Jordan one, and Chris Evans
would have killed him because like no, I wish no.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Though, if they would have brought back the thing from
that movie, that would have been pretty cool because the thing,
the thing looks so fucking cool in that movie.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Michae wil Be Jordan playing Human Torch was like Ryan
Reynolds when he played Green Lantern. Just in my opinion,
like it kind of gives the same energy to me.
I just I don't know. That's that's just how I feel.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah, No, in a way, I don't know. But I
like the old Fantastic Four movies.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I did. Also, they're not good, but they're fun. Yeah,
I know they're fun. They're they're fun, bad sat Doom
and everything. Like, I love doctor Doom. He's my favorite.
That's gonna be really interesting coming up into the future,
you know, the news and everything.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah, with the Robbie Brown yeah and whatever his name is. Yeah,
I'm actually very we're gonna wow, we're talking a lot
about movies today, but really upset about that. Doctor Dune
is one of my favorite villains, not one of my
he's my favorite marble villain. Yeah, and they're just gonna
make it a bad iron Man but all he is
is a.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Bad But have you seen the theories? They're just theories,
so I don't know if they're I'm not it's I
haven't looked into that ship in like two years, right,
So the theories are that when they reveal who's playing Doom,
it's it's Robert Downey Junior obviously, and he's around a
ton of Dooms. So what they're gonna The theory is
is gonna do the Council of Dooms and Robert Downey
Junr asn't isn't going to actually be like the main Doom.
(34:12):
I hope he's gonna be the evil iron Man that
found the Council of Dooms since now we're opening into
that whole universe situation and it's kind of just a distraction.
As of right now, we're like, Robert Downey Junior just
died as Iron and he's coming back as Doom. Now
he's gonna come back. I knew he wasn't Doom. Yeah,
I knew it was gonna be something like if they'd
(34:33):
be super cool'd be sick. I really like that. I
just really want a classic Doctor Doom who you might
get that? Bro? Who's John Cena? Who?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Who Who's.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
John John Cena Doom? Bro? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I just want a classic Doctor Doom movie where he's
ruining Lithuania and he's his badass that we're supposed to
get that like seven eight years ago, but then the
whole Disney bought everything so that never happened. Uh, but yeah, stupid,
we keep going away from dead Wool. I'm trying to
think what else happened in that movie.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I really thought it was a ten out of ten movie.
I think I know. No, no, no, really no, I
thought it was so fun. Dude. Okay, here's my thing.
Like the main villain the the TV A guy, he's
fucking lame. I barely saw him. He was fucking lame.
Get a better villain. Saw him in the beginning of
the movie, and towards the end of the movie. I'm
saying at villain. The villain switched several times because at
(35:25):
first it was him in the outside world or in
the TVA world, and then they went to the void,
that's right, and then it was the Nova girl. Yeah.
She was sisters to Magneto and Magneto sister Charles. Charles
gave to right.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I always mix him up to old too old white guys. Yeah,
and uh, she was really cool.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
I liked her.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
She was kind of hot. And then I don't get
where her powers are supposed to be. I mean, I
kind of get it, but she's like shoving her hand
inside of your head and control I guess Charles says
it without shoving his hand, Yeah, yeah, which I think
is more sanitary. Person.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I also think it's a little more sand I think
it's I don't think she's like knows how to really
use him like Charles though, because Charles is literally the
head of the School of the Mutants.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
So that's why she's in the voids. Yeah, she's she's
stupid and dumb. I thought it was really cool how
they were living in the ant man helmet though.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
The giant, Yeah, that was.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I guess that was I mean probably really they was
in a cameo because obviously was it probably smelled like
poop poop dog ship.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, it's a dying Yeah, they probably smelled like ship.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
What else happened in this movie? See, I haven't seen
it like two weeks. That's why I wanted to go
see it.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
You end up seeing a lot of Deadpools at the
end of the movie. Yes, And what's really cool is
his wife played Lady Deadpool, his daughter played kid Pool,
and then his two year old baby played baby Pool. Yeah,
and then there's a bunch of other people like Matt
Matthew McConaughey was Cowboy, probably some other people. The beginning
of the movie, when Deadpool was dancing to the Bye
(36:48):
Bye Bye, that's like a famous professional dancer apparently, what.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yeah, what do you what do you mean like the
in Sync?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah? Yeah, like the boy band, the Bye Bye Bye
I Want justin Timberlake was in uh huh yeah do
you not know about them? Do you know about them? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:04):
What are you talking?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
That wasn't him dancing? No I know, but like, oh,
that wasn't like Deadpool and no, you know that wasn't
Ryan Reynolds. Oh, I get what you mean. You know.
It was kind of like a So he's a he's
he's just a professional dancer. I think he did the Olympics.
He was in the Olympics. Professional dancing bullshit things that
that's in the Olympics. And you see the chick who's
just like this, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But he
(37:25):
has a TikTok channel he talks about it. He was
just like, yeah, Ryan hit me up and was like
I like the way you dance, and was like you
want to be in the movie that's insane. Yeah, And
he was like you can dance and as like Deadpool
and he was like this is gonna be the sickest
thing I've ever done in my life. Like yes, please, bro,
And that's what they did. They threw him in a
costume and like was like, hit those moves, bro, yeah,
hit that ship. That's what he was doing. So that
was pretty lit. I just found that out, Like you
told me, hit the folks right there? Do you see
(37:47):
me hit the Yeah? But they can't. Oh you can
hear it in the voice, you know. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Did you hear my knee crack right then?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Already hitting even the knee cracks, just getting old man.
I have old man, I have old man back, I
have old man everything. Bro. God, sometimes I get this
what you said. Except So what's funny is like you
win for except this penis, and then I win for
I even have old man penis, you know, so we
(38:17):
gotta like joke together the same. I can't have old
man penis and you have except this penis. That's fine.
Your penis wins in like an arm whistling. Okay, okay, sorry,
fucking side. We're two Deadpools, bro, what you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
What are we even talking about?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
We're having fun. We're talking about the Deadpool movie and
how amazing it is. There's honestly, guys, full fool that's insane. Honestly, guys,
like the movie for me, I know, he's like seven
out of ten. The movie for me was just I
love Deadpool movies just because you're always just so fun,
so interesting. Ryan Reynolds is always a fucking win. Oh,
I get. I do agree with you, though. The TVA
(39:01):
thing was just a little bit different, that's all. Yeah, No,
I agree. Uh the nice Pool little fucker, Oh yes,
nice Pool. Yeah, I love nice Pool.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I thought he was a little like weird nice that was.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
That was Ryan Reynolds's twin brother who played nice Pool.
He has a twin brother. No, I'm just I got
somebody with that. I can't remember who, And they thought
they were gonna make me look stupid, but I was
just on the entire time, so they looked. Yeah, I
forgot who it was. I was gonna get you with it,
but it would have way too long. You wouldn't have
got me with that would have been like, yeah you
would have Yeah, you're true, you're smart.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
But yeah, uh yeah. I thought it was all right.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
I liked his little like long blush his hair. I
thought that show was fun at nice Pool. I liked
the arm or two I liked I liked you. I
like you said none of the Deadpools could have regenerated.
That was apparently Ryan Reynalds is the only one I.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Could right, I never even thought about that.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
You said that, Yeah, actually a single one could read
and think nigh Pool took like at least six hundred
bolts straight to the back. He'll be fine. Yeah, And
he was just bleeding out of his mouth profusely, and
he was like, I'm okay, yeah, he just dead for yeah,
he got he got his head blown off. When was this?
(40:07):
This is when they were fighting all the dead Pools
at the end. Man, I really don't remember this movie
that much. Come on, damn, that's why it's a seven.
I could not be telling the truth. Also, by the way,
like totally yeah, Like I just I just don't remember
this this part of the movie. It's gonna go ahead
and out. I haven't seen the movie, Jude.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Really, I'm just kidding if I say, damn, you've done
really good the movie, Like, damn, I'm a I studied trailers. Yeah,
I like how you just already saw a circle at me?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Exactly? No, I did. I found out I did, Oh
you did see it? Okay, So I saw it at
the Epic Snow I saw it with on a double
date with Valentina Rlondo and Lydia.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Word okay, And.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
The reason why I remembered how I saw it was
not only like one Valentin obviously told me like, yeah,
we want to go see it, dumbass, and I was like,
oh shit, my fault. She listened to the podcast, but
we mean Rolanda had an argument because we were trying
to buy the fucking Minion cup the mini word we
gotta do argument with the bitches up front because she
was like trying to upsell us. What. Yeah, she was like, listen,
(41:07):
I mean if you buy that, it's ten dollars, but
if you get it with the toy, it's fifteen. But
if you get all together, it's like thirty. And I'm like,
you understand, You're making zero sense. Why would want to
spend thirty fifteen? I want to spend ten. She's like, right,
but you get all this ship for thirty. I'm like, right,
but I want one of the things for ten, and
she's like, but you might as well just get the
rest of her thirty. And then Rolana's like are you
fucking dumb? Like are you not listening?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I want it for ten?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
We ended up just not getting I wanted for pen.
I just wanted the minion toy.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Oh you why did you get the little toy?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I don't know. It's ten dollars. She's being mean. She
was being mean exactly. Yeah, you should have fought her.
I know I should have kicked her. As after this podcast,
we are gonna go to Walmart? What are you gonna
go to a Walmart? Fordre Oh my god, yes, I
didn't even where's my phone? Where's my where's my phone?
I was gonna use the voice thing. I was okay,
(41:55):
he is stroking, okay, stroking, dude, that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
That would be a I really did lose my phone.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I was gonna do it in your hand. No, what's
not kidding. I was gonna do a little special little
thing to introduce her. But oh, that'd be that. Yeah,
I don't know what happened to my phone. So I
can't even use the soundboard. I have my wallet in
my pocket. What the hell, dude? This podcast is gonna
turned into be looking for my phone looking for your
phone the entire time. Make it interesting, man, Come on,
all right, so basically I found my phone.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Look at that, all right? So basically that one works. Yeah,
there we go, Thank you, crowd. Which one should I
used to introduce her? Should I use this one?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Who's cool? Just cock up? Who's cooling? Is cock up?
I'm sorry, guys, you're so funny Devian look at you. Yeah,
all right, everyone, you're about to meet the third dude.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Let's go, let's go. I haven't I got a new dog.
Her name's Lolo. She is the cutest thing in the world.
I will post one of the dude's problem Instagram today.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Uh yeah, I can attest, bro. She's absolutely dors I
love her.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
She's adorable, she's super just peerful and joyful and I
have nothing but smiles. And she has walked into this house.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
As soon as I met the dog, I went up
to Jay and I was like, Dude, this dog's being
cool to my dead dog. Yeah. He did say that
she's not cooler than my dead dog, because I love
my dead obviously. I love that dead dog a lot too,
And I was just kidding. Shots of Copper shot out
London one game. We miss you every day, but is
a great addition to the family.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Oh god, we said at the same time. Yeah, I
love Lolo so much. She's just cutest little thing. She's
a little sit chew. She's all black, and she's literally
like five pounds of even She's.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
So light, so tiny. She just jumps in your honey
rab Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
And she loves biting. She loves biting my hair. That's
her favorite thing to do in the world.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
And now me and Jayden's gonna get shot for dog toys.
Yeah we are. And then after this podcast, and I
think he's gonna use his Crumble points. Oh, I have
Crumble points, guys.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, guys, a ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I'm so excited. I was air I was air umping earlier.
I was I was singing in the air because I
was so happy about this Crumble Cookie. Because I have
ten dollars in crumble Bucks, because I've been buying the
ship out of Cumble Cookies. Just ten dollars. I've spent
like over two hundred dollars on Crumble Cookie. Just get
ten dollars. I have the points playing his video to
show you about Crumble Cookie after. I can't wait. I
love Rumble Cookie. Bro.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
I don't know, are we actually do tonight?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Do you want to?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah, I'm a I'm down.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
I didn't know if you wanted to see. What I
was gonna suggest is we go home and play video
games together since we're both off today. But we can
do the regardless. So oh, I mean we can do both.
That's what I mean both. We can do boof, we
can do we can do booth. So you guys, let
me know how those lineup sounds, because, oh yeah, you're
gonna tell me the lineup on the podcast. Honestly, I
said it was a poop pretty poopy week, I did,
(44:43):
you know, go ahead and just give Jaden some information
before the podcast. I told him not to be too
excited about it because it's not that hype. We have
a lot of dumb cookies here, but I am excited
for one, very excited for one. Okay, boys, boys and girls,
Boys and girls. We have chocolate chip, all right, we
have milk chocolate chip. It's regular monk chocolate chip. What
are you gonna do? You know what I'm saying. We
(45:03):
have lemon BlackBerry cake. It's it's technically a cake. I
mean it's cake. It's you know those lemon poppy seed muffins.
No way, you said whack. You know those lemon poppy
seed muffins that we have at publics. It's two of
those with like lemon icing and BlackBerry jam. We have
the classic Pink Sugar, which is just a sugar cookie
(45:25):
with fucking pink icing. Yeah, whack it is whack. Then
we have chocolate cake batter. Oh approved approofed okay. And
then we have the one I'm most excited for. Guys,
we have Kentucky butter Cake. I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that entails, but it's Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, I'm with it.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
And it's buttercake, a yellow butter cake cookie smothered with
a melt in your mouth buttery glaze. Does that note
that that one gets? That one gets a woo? That
one gets a woo. And then we have the original
featuring M and M's Peanut butter Chocolate Candies, which is
just an original cookie peanut butter, M and MS. That
(46:04):
sounds great, you know what I mean? So I am
super excited.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Why were you talking shit?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Because like the Classic Pink Sugar, the milk chocolate chip,
and the chocolate cake batter chocolate cake batter. This is
like the third time I've seen it within the past
like seven months. It comes back quite often and the
classic pink sugar and the milk chocolate chip. Obviously those
two are like almost always there. You always have a
classic sugar, whether it's bluebear icing or not. Yeah, so
you know what I mean. I'm just used to it.
(46:30):
It's not special icing. It's just pink icing. They call
it classic pink sugar rather than classic blue sugar. And
it's like really killing you know what it is? Whack
it is whack. I love this. It's okay, bro, I'm
happy that you're having fun with it because I just
like listening to it. I don't know what's gonna happen.
(46:52):
They really can't.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
They're so all of them are so much louder than
each other, though.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I don't know why they have different audio levels right ooh,
cannot play that, but I am very excited to try
these cookies. I guess. So sorry. I'm so sorry. I
was so loud. I'm scared. I put the soundboard away away.
(47:20):
So sorry. My ears hurt extra like deavin. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
I'm sorry to everyone on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Okay, damn it, dude, I am on the bottom of
the totem pool here boys and girls. Yeah, dude, youewers
come first. I just dies on the podcast. That's gonna
name That would be such a good podcast episode The
Dudes the Dudes die. That's gonna be our last podcast
when we're like nineties old, get in a fatal car
accident for an hour. It's gonna be us going like
our kids.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Dude word is yelling and paint for an hour.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
How's your week? Man? Terrible to die? Terrible? Hold a cord,
I'll pull yours if you pull mine, alright, on three
two three, I'll yank yours if you yank mine.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
And on that note, today has been dude problems.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
That dude problems.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
No, in all serious. I hope everyone had a great day.
And uh yeah, thank you guys for listening to the way,
watching the podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Watching the podcast. I know listening to the podcast. Eventually
hopefully'll be watching the podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah, if we ever get on our ship, eventually they
will be.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Now we're gonna get our bank up, bro, we gotta
get our bread up. I'm saying, you know what I mean. Yeah,
but it's okay, we'll be Uh, we'll be here next Monday.
We will be here next We're finally recording on a Monday.
For once we've been We've been slacking the last weeks.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
But it's okay.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah. So I hope everyone has a has a gret day.
I'm trying to look for something I can use to
get out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
I like to set us off, but I can't really
find anything like good. You know what I mean, This
is a good one.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
I'll be honest with you. I'm kind of retarded.
M hmm. You don't even know what you just started. Okay,
I'm sorry, got no way that wait does it not?
But that has never been in my cars, never clean
every single day in the same root see no money
(00:22):
in the bank of gass in my tank tone? No,
what's the doe tone? No? What the thing do? I'm a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh yeah, oh, turn you up.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I want to touch on your booty. Your boots look fruity.
I like it when you get moody.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I want to smell your fart yo tooty yah yo,
cheek shift so jiggly, uh yo, cheese is nice. I
want to buy you a new car, just kidding out. Broke,
got no money? And you know I make jokes sound
real funny.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And you know when I I can't say that, welcome
to dude problems. Problem I forgot. I always do that
after you say dude problems. Almost That's the first time
I've ever forgot to do that, dude problems. Oh man,
that was that. I can't that has to be the intro.
That was That was beautiful, dude. I hit me with
(01:29):
like some like classic Bruno Marsh.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I've been listening to so much R and B lately.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I like it. Yeah, I like it. That was very romantic,
not between us, but just in general. No, in general,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Maybe he just don't kid. Do you enjoy being you know?
Like it's great. It's name is Mario too?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Like what a name? What a guy? Yeah, like Mario
over to school right.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Just about to say, shout out your homie, Mario, Shout
up Mario. Yeah, welcome to Dude Problems. It's like episode
sixteen or seventeen.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's it's I'm actually pretty I have the numbers.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That I have not listened the episode name, like seven episodes. Honestly,
I don't even know, and I don't feel like counting,
So we're just gonna go, like we're.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Gonna go with it. I hope your week is going
good as well.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, I've had a really crazy week. Also, I met
some people who listened to the podcast over the weekend.
Shout out y'all.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, people, that's cool. I forgot you sent me that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I was over at the X I was hosting and
some endless party thing at alan a show, and a
couple of people were like.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, I listen to your podcast. I was like, that's
fucking awesome. It is really cool.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So shout out y'all some cool as people. That is
that made my night my heart, like, holy shit, people,
like from my skin people, I actually listened to the
podcast that it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That is definitely really nice. I know, and I know
he wants to hear it a thousand times, so I
will go ahead and refer him to this podcast. But
shout out Bernardo. Yeah, dude always has an air pod
in at work, just listening to the Dude Problems podcast,
like always tell me up to a Yeah, he was
up to me randomly and he's like that was funny,
Like what was funny? No context, Like what are you
listening to? He's like the podcast. I'm waiting. I'm trying
(03:04):
to see where you guys shouted me out or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
So and I feel I feel so bad anytime at work,
like someone tries to talk to about the podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't remember what the hell we talked about. It's
because our memory is just so bad. It's always bouncing
from place to place. Yeah, it is really bad. That's
the best part about it. But I mean, huge news
for the podcast, guys, this is breaking news. We do
have the ability to play new sounds. I was talking
a new soundboard. No, I just think it's cool. It
is discovered. Yeah, do the Bluetooth.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I mean no, I knew this for a very long time.
I just never like really but I never like messed
around with it. And then like last week I was like, oh,
we need new sounds, so you're messing with the soundboard
a lot. Last week I was like, Oh, we've been
using the same.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Sound because it's just fun. I think it's fun. I
think I think during certain times it's uh, it's actually
really funny.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Right, Like I can just do this anytime Devin really
like says something stupid, brother guy, and then I'll be sad.
I hope on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't know we get audio levels when you did it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
We haven't tested it at all. We're kind of just testing.
That's on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That's funny how we did just hop into it. This
isn't okay, Okay, it works, it works. I think it works.
I think the audio is pretty close. So that ship
has spiked super loud. Yeah, I'm sorry. Hope you guys
enjoyed that audio is.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Critical, Yes, but uh yeah, mess with my little soundboard now.
I'm very excited. It's be a lot of fun it is,
so how should we talk to me?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Man, dude, Week's been good. I Other than working, I
actually did do something pretty cool, which was I went
to the Springs, which one Rainbow river. I haven't been
there in a lot. It's like a little Dannellan. It's
a part of Florida where only like old people that
there's enough timing on. There's no publix Is. Basically, it's
it's sorry, Yeah, there's no publix Is over there. It's
(04:57):
just wind Dixies, you know what I mean. It's like
that' dude. I used to live right next to a
wind Dixie. I haven't seen a wind Dixie and so
it's all wind Dixies over there. And the Springs is
like untouched because it's just old people, you know what
I mean? Yeah, I do what you mean. So we
went to go tubing and they opened at seven and
we got there at like eight thirty and they were
(05:17):
just full full capacity. Yeah. So we ended up going
to the swimming hole, which was really fun and you know,
it was just like you hop in and swim. Unfortunately
we had to sit in the blistering heat. Yeah, good
amount of time because there was there were some clouds,
some thunder, and they had to wait for the clouds
to get at least like ten miles away from the springs,
(05:37):
but they can let people swim.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I don't think it was clouds. There's probably like there's
lightning in there.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah. Yeah, but like then again, it's like ninety seven
degrees outside, no clouds in sight, and it's just a
beautiful sunny day and we're like, what are what are
we talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know what I mean? But I guess we were
just unaware. But it was bad, man, it was hot.
We were all just tired and deep Hindra. All we
wanted to do was Hoppin's freshing water. We could see
it and you couldn't get in it. Yeah, more of
the story. At the time, somebody actually passed out. We
were we were waking. More of the story. Nothing to
(06:16):
do with the story. And now we're done with the house,
I'll elaborate on it. Yeah. So I'm not gonna I
haven't gotten permission from this person to go ahead and
just out them on the podcast. Unfortunately, I'm gonna be
super respectful because I don't want to get in trouble
you know what I mean. Oh, they had like like
a heat stroke. Yeah, they were super dehydrated and had
like no sleep. They were they slipped in the car
(06:36):
on the way there, and and we were waiting, we
were standing to go get the water, and they looked
at me and they were like, dude, I'm kind of
like dizzy. I was like, are you good? And typically
when this person says things like that, it's like two
SIPs of water and they're good, you know what I
meaning like, and then they just like their eyes rolled
to the back of their head and they just fell
(06:58):
onto the ground.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
No way, I would just say, you're not kind of
out them like this and then tell us the whole situation.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well, I'm sorry, listen, this is the whole situation. But
at least no one knows, you know, who it happened.
I won't lie.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I was trying to like find a funny sound this
whole time, to like go with the story, but like
I couldn't see anything that fit the moment.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's okay, I mean, because like the story isn't I mean,
the story is always for you, but it's also for
you know. I got people listening to the story as well.
I got, you know, Yeah, that's the great thing about it.
But keep listening for something. I was your week.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That's all you did this week?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You went to the spring dude, seriously, that's genuinely all
I did this week. I found out that my buddy
Luke sent me a website that had movies on it
that were still in theaters, and so I went on
there to see if Deadpool was on it. And after
the Springs, they're all like marble geeks that we went with,
and we ended up hopping on this website and we
were able to screen mirror the movie onto the TV.
(07:47):
It was actually kind of good.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, I'm rrobably with my hands back here, if you
could hear me, Because if we were supposed to go
see it together.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And then it sawid before I did. Actually not even true.
I saw a boyfriend girlfriend argument.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He doesn't shut up, I swear to get I saw
it when he was out of town, but me and
him made plans to go see it before last week's podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm still gonna go see it. No we're not eventually, No, no,
we're not see it. And then he was like eh
nah no no no.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I was like, all right, cool, and then I don't
know if he had planned or so. I don't remember,
but I was like, all right, cool whatever. So I
see it this week. I call him on the way
back when I'm leaving. I'm leaving work. He goes, uh,
I already seen it, you motherfucker dude.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was just so excited to see the movie, you motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I got gift cards, bro, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Free, such a good I also actually found the gift
cards as well. I have fanned ingu gift guards who
want to go to an AMC theater. Word I have.
We can see it in front of movies. I'm not
gonna lie. Look at this.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I'm about to pull out.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And you could see a solid dude, insane. Actually it's
like it's twenty five fifties one hundred bucks right or yeah, right,
one hundred bucks. There. I have a twenty fight give
cards that didn't handle her. What that is not Inhalo
where that's a shoe? Yeah, it's a little shoe thing
I like for the AirPod it is. I don't use it.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's too big. Bogie Yeah where were we said?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah? No, I mean after the Springs we ended up
watching the movie. We screenplayed it onto the TV and
it was a good time. Other than that's really basically all.
That's really basically all I did. The stutter. If you
have the stutter audio, just ready, that's the crazy thing.
I even know which one it is. I don't I
(09:26):
don't know what audio your dog once we there's an
audio where the guy was like, what like stuttering and
making fun of somebody stuttering. I don't know which one
it was, but it was pretty funny. But yeah, man,
other like, that's really all I did this week, but
it was actually really exciting. It was a good time.
Got pub subs in the morning to take to the springs.
(09:49):
I got on Italian, but I forgot that I worked
for the deli and I forgot that there was a
recall and the board said meat and we're making Italians
with like deluxe ham, which is not as good as tavernham.
And then the hot cappy, which is like, I feel like,
what makes an Italian Italian? Like you can throw like
ham and salami together, it's great, But the hot cappy,
you know what I mean? Fire, You need the hot capy.
(10:11):
You need the hot capy. We don't have it. We're
throwing pepperoni on this bitch instead, Bro, who wants a
deluxe ham Genova Slami and Pepperoni sandwich. That's not an Italian,
that's a that's like a New York Italian.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Right, you want a public Italian?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, I want just like an Italian. Yeah, I like Italy,
you know. I like putting honey mustard on my Italian
honey mustards. I don't really honey mustard just got on
the honeymaple turkey. It goes great. I don't like teting
too deep into that. That's insane. Really like chicken, Yeah,
I had the chicken Philly chicken. Bullshit. It was.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's not enough barbecue for me, Bro, you know, it
wasn't that good.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It was.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It was alright.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
They probably also made it wrong because that sub came
out of nowhere and they didn't teach any of us
how to make it. So people just kind of do
whatever they want. Really, Yeah, don't put barbecue sauce. Some
people do. They're supposed to come with barbecue sauce. Someone
told me about it, and I was like, what is that.
Some people chop it up, some just lay it right
on there. Yeah, they chopped it up. Okay, they chopped
it up. Oh, they just layed it on that kind
of well, so that's the thing, is like, we're not
(11:13):
It's not that we're not supposed to. We're allowed to
because people think it's fancy. But the recipe does not
call for any of it to be chopped up at all.
I was supposed to just lay the meat on there,
and I read lay like onions and peppers and cheese
and toasted. But then it's just like, oh god, i'd
rather exactly. Anyways, Anyway, we're getting too much about public
so I know, we're just passionate about our food.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I feel like, I guess I don't even eat that much.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I guess. I mean I'm in arection. I really don't.
I didn't really eat that much. Uh man, what the
fuck are we talking about? I mean, we're talking about
my week. But it's basically, yeah, that's right. It wasn't
a lot. I did one interesting, one interesting thing out
of my week. I am sorry, No, you didn't come
me off. That was just it. I was just okay, okay,
(12:00):
I'm even interested to hear.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
But I had a pretty eventful week. Now that I'm saying,
I can't remember any of the things I did Uh.
I did a lot of shift for I Heart the
past week. Actually, I was working a lot of hours.
I had a lot of fun with that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I love working.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
You woke up, you slept, woke up, slept, didn't sleep much,
actually did no, But that's like, that's on me.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I was a staying up and doing stupid ship and
uh what else I do? Did a lot of work.
I did the XL party thing after dark. That was fun.
That was a good time, dude, I didn't get I
worked like fourteen hours a day though. That ship was
kind of kind of tough because I went from publics
to iHeart. But that working I Hurt's nothing crazy, it's fun,
it is. It is probably kind of tough just even
(12:39):
having those hours, though, you know what I mean, being focused,
trying to be focused. I guess I like, yeah, it
was the Paycheck's gonna be worth it at the end
of the day, that's true. And I'm also doing you
like to do.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It's just fun, Like I do that ship for free exactly,
so it's whatever. But uh, damn, well, where else was
I going?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
What I saw a movie? What I see? Oh yeah, yeah,
I saw a border Lands.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And I fucking hated it. Yeah, I read a lot
of things about them.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, dude, let me tell you, this is the perfect
opportunity to use the soundboord clip.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So I'm just gonna as you know, I'm kind of
a gamer.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I'm kind of a game that is kind of a gamer.
Played a lot of fucking Borderlands. I love Borderlands. I
played the first three, haven't played much of the and
the presequel. I didn't really care for three history kind
of suck, storry, kind of poop, but one and two
presequel was also like thumbs up but not wah. And
then uh, really big Borderlands guy.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I played for hours, put so many hours into it,
and I thought the Borderlands movie was so poopy dog shit. Yeah.
I uh, we'll get into Deadpool rad for this. I
just have I have to get this off my chest
because I have a take on it too. I mean,
I haven't seen the movie, but I have a take
on it.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I was watching or what it called. While I was
watching the movie, though, all I can think about was
Halmon talk shit about this on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But you're shitting in the movie theater watching a film
thinking about how bad it is in your gonna talk
so much about it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
So let me get the positive out of the way,
because they're gonna be They're gonna be a lot quicker
the positives, just three of them.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Story was solid. It followed the game pretty well. Pandora
and the Ball blah blah blah blah. It wasn't too bad.
Couldn't it could have been better, but it wasn't like
it wasn't the worst black Luster. Yeah, it wasn't the worst.
I'll get into the negative. Almost went straight into the
negatives already. Number that wasn't here. Yeah, yeah, we'll just
I already say that.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And then clap Trap clap Trap was such Jack Black
carried the movie m v P. At very first, I
was like, yeah, he played who Clapjack? Clap clap clap trap.
You were saying clap Jack, what do you say? I'm
stuttering anyways, Uh yeah, clap trap really good. Yep, it's
(14:49):
really hard say three times fast.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's because Jack, Yeah, I know, Blackjack, if you did
it is funny. Oh this guy's.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I was really late on it.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But it's fine. Yeah, it's okay. It takes a while.
We're gonna get better.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, I'm just messing with this.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Is all practice. Guys, you're watching us grow right now.
You understand that it is back to the Bodlands movie.
Jack Black was really funny at very first, when I
first came on the.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Screen, I was like, Oh, this voice sounds horrible, and
then I started liking it a little more. But I
just wish they got the clap trap voice actor would
have been a lot better. There's another positive to this
movie that I really got to think of. Oh the sets,
like the backgrounds, the where they were looked very great. Yes,
it didn't look like a green screen. It looked like
all real places. Looked very good. I'll give them that.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
OK. Now the negatives, bro, This movie fucking sucked. Oh my,
this movie was so bad.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
At one point in the movie, they literally said what
did they say?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
What? What? What was it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
They so they were they were they were about to
arrest Tiny Tina, and Tiny Tina goes with what army
and the all goes the one behind me. Dude, it's
most cliche, like a ship, it's wild and the writing
was horrible. No one gave a ship about like who
they were playing for. Their personality is kind of like
how they were in the game at all.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Or no.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Getting a phone call. Oh my god, you'd dude, that
was like, oh my god, it was like that was
that was so turn the ring around? Yes, that was
I don't know that could happen. I guess because of
the bluetooth. We're really sorry, guys.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You know that was a good kind of badass you
like it? Kind of cool as fuck fucking a lot. Wait,
will we kind of cool? Do we kind of cool?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Anyways?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
What are I talking about? You're talking about the negative?
You're talking well, I mean I asked you the question,
like where the personality is kind of game in the movie? Yes,
and no, some of them were.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Clap Trap was Roland? Wasn't Kevin Hart fucking sucked in
this movie? I just wanted to put that from right here,
Kevin Hart to zero out at ten.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Honestly, his last couple of Netflix movies haven't been.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Like, Kevin Hart hasn't been funny in a very long time.
To me, the last good Kevin Hart movie I've seen
was Central Intelligence with the Rock. Yeah, Jumanji. The first
ju Momsey wasn't bad either. Yeah, first was good to
the second one was fucking fuck off. No, Borderlands was horrible. Uh,
who else was in the movie Lilith. I did not
like Lilith at all. Like the main character uh from
(17:25):
the game she was super cool and this one she
was like eugh, like not as cool and she was
like fifty when Lili's has like a twenty year old
emo chick who's like really hot. I mean, like Mike
just say, I'm just gonna put that out there, like
like Lilis is she was the reason I played like,
She's the reason I have a type towards women. Yeah,
like Lilis with my childhood crush in.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Facts now in the movie she's like fifty facts. Yeah,
I feel like, yeah, I feel like, okay, I feel
like one of your childhood crushes as well. Were like
what was that, like the Kim Kim something Kim possible, Yeah,
Kim Possible. No, Raven Rave Rave, Then that's true, that's
facts actually yeah Raven actually Raven and kin FOSSi well
yeah both facts. Yeah, yeah, I like both of them. Okay,
now I think about it, Yeah, okay, very yeah. Yeah,
(18:07):
I just got this slash from you. Yeah it was
well yeah, and who's the one chick from Danny Fantom.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Your over hare?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, but she was bad all right anyway? Oh and
uh and uh the chick.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
From Uhden's top five cartoon character Early, who's the other chick?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Who's the other chick from Danny fandom? Total drama?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Island, total drama. Oh yeah, I don't know exactly, you
know exactly what you're talking about. I don't know who.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Oh my god, anyways, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Totally island. It's just like love Island shots, that's the
last episode. Go ahead, It's exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Like, yeah what they said, Oh yeah, borderlands more borderlands
we uh about Yeah, Lilith. Lilith did not was not
the biggest fan. Uh, she was alright, Like, it's not
like she was bad. It was just like she was
fucking like fifty didn't really remind me of the character.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's what I mean. I feel like there's some my
my take on is just some games that could very
well be like interpreted in like a movie or like
a show like Fallout kind of worked. I did kind
of watch one episode. Didn't like was pouring like it
was a little like, yeah, it was a little lackluster
when it came to the excitement, but so was like
(19:19):
the game. There's a lot of exploring you have to do.
There's a lot of in between. I'm not trying to
say they can't carry that over, but they can't. They can't.
They can't. They could definitely, they can definitely chop up
the whole I'm walking in the desert scenes. There was
like a thousand of those in the show. But I
feel like Borderlands is just very it's like its own
community too, Like it's kind of really hard thing.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's I'm sorry, I don't mean to cut you, just
like really passionate. Go ahead, go ahead, here's my thing.
It's a Luther shooter. The whole point of the game
is fight bosses at level up with cool ass guns.
There was no cool ass guns in this movie at all,
just regular guns pretty much. They had, like I remember
all the Borderlands they had like two or three two
or three guns from the game that was like, okay,
(19:59):
that's cool, and then the the rest of them, we're
just like shitty regular guns.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I would have loved to see almost like all the
guns being used.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Right, Like, dude, in Borderlands, you can fucking throw your
gun and it come and it did. You just teleport
with a new one, like it's it's crazy. It's crazy shit.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I would have preferred they just made a live action
version of the game's main story. I like, to be honest, honestly,
I'd rather just watch it YouTube. Let's play, Okay, then yeah,
I'm gonna be real. Yeah it's that bad. And then
I had a really good point I was about to say,
and I don't remember. Oh my god, Jamie Jamie Lee
Curtis is like sixty five, and she has a boob
shot you to just titties out, not like actual like Booby. Yeah, no,
(20:35):
it's PG thirteen, but like she's a Cleveland shot. She's
like sixty five. Yeah, what the fuck are we doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
What the hell are we doing?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Bro? It's Borderlands? Yeah, big Booby, sixty five year old boobies.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Jamie Lee Curtis also plays the kitchen. In the last
ten years, she has played the same person every movie
the I Did It to Protect You. Yeah, every fucking movie,
the Halloween movies, the Borderland movies. It's just like a
it's garbage.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I won't lie.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I had no fun in this movie. It's like ninety
three minutes and I cannot stress how bad Kevin Hart
was so generic so bad. I've been rambling for like
six minutes, so I'm about to cod like, I mean it,
just this shit fucking sucks. And if they make a
second one, which they definitely won't with how bad these
reviews are, and they do Handsome jack I will be
so fucking pissed. Actually I won't, I'll be kind of
(21:24):
excited that I am gonna go.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
See obviously see it, and then we'll talk about him.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah, because I love Handsome Jackie's one of my favorite
characters of all time.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
But he will be so shit. And also they didn't
put Zero in the movie, and I love Zero. He's
like he was always my main about your favorite character
before making the movie.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, I really want because Zero is like whol has
Melee and you can like tell aporties fucking.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Too much for the budget.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, it probably Zero's because the whole budget with the
Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee Curtis and all the other fuckers exactly,
and tiny Tina was an annoying little Zero. You who,
it doesn't matter who they could have gotten anybody. Zero's
in a mask, That's true. They literally could have got me.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, but they he needs.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Someone like a cool voice, though, don't you're gonna know
you're not. Oh, speaking of fucking voice, here's another thing.
Psycho psycho, hype dude, the psycho Craig He So they
definitely voiced over his lines, and I understand he was
like has like inner monologue and shipped the games and
(22:23):
so like he's talking in his head, but in this
he was talking out loud. There was nothing that even
mentioned him talking in his head. Everything was out loud.
And every time he talked in the movie, his mouth
did not move and he stood there just still like
a tree. There was no he wasn't animated at all,
like how he is in the game, because he doesn't
know what he's supposed to be doing. He doesn't know
(22:43):
what he's gonna say. He just he's just standing there
looking big and jack.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That's all it is.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Because they voiced over his lines in the like after
they record.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
So this is really bad. He just sits there like
this the whole time and that's kind of Yeah, it's
kind of stupid.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, it's very bad. He's a big brute, very brainless
and stupid.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
There is a really good movie that what is it, Deadpool?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I wasn't good, but no, I'm kidding. It wasn't the
best Deadpool movie, but it was a good movie.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What do you think the best Deadpool movie? The first one?
You think one? Yeah, it had such a little budget,
so everything had to be perfect about the movie, and
it's literally it's probably almost a perfect movie. Yeah. I
mean when when I think my favorite scene is the
masturbation shoes, and that in that movie and the first
movie is really funny scene. Masturbation shoes crocks are his
masturbation shoes is unicorn crocks. I do remember that.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I do remember.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That's just such a funny part of the movie. I think, honestly, dude,
this would have to probably be my favorite Diepole. I'm
not gonna lie. Actually no, it's it's definitely either between
this one or the second one. I do love the
first one. I love all of them so much. I
don't like the second one as much as I like
the first one. I love the second one. I love
when he gets ripped in half by their version of
Juggernaut and he just has to grow his little baby
(23:58):
legs bag and he's got like his little balls hanging out.
Bro It's just the funniest thing to me. I always
crack up during that scene when he crosses his legs
to shows a little baby ball sack to cable is
just the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
But I love that scene. I love that movie. What
a good movie, because one was really good. Trilogy bro
(24:18):
all three and I want to go.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I want to rewatch a third one.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I do too, That's what I mean. That's why I
said we'll go. Do you want to go to night?
I don't know. Can we go tonight? I can't? Yeah,
we can. I don't want to spend too much money.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I have gift cards.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh yeah, you're right, I give cards. It's kind of insane.
We have to get we have to bring food in. Okay, okay,
that's cool. But I think my favorite thing about the
the third installment of Deadpool was the way they did Wolverine.
I don't know, Okay, I really like Wolverine in this movie.
(24:48):
But have you seen Logan? I have seen Logan Logan? Okay,
so like he was dead and now he's back up.
Spoilers Yeah, okay, time out, So major spoiler Deadpool spoiler.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Sorry we had to say that for this movie. Yeah,
we really did have to say that for this movie.
All right, anyways, so I don't like how he's alive again,
Like right, I really don't like that he had the
perfect death. It was like one of the only good
X Men's.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
A different this is a different one. This is a
different Wolverine for another Hugh Jackman's like sixty dude, give
it to an And I saw his ad. I get it.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
He was great, he was fantastic, But like, he's not
gonna be the Wolverine of the future, so like, why
keep him in the universe?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You know what? I actually, yeah, I do agree with
that because now I.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Don't think but now there's no like, who doesn't matter
who you put in the next Wolverine spot, because they're
gonna be like, oh fuck, we want Hugh Jackman back.
He's already in the university.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Someone in another Wolverine one thousand percent genuinely, Yeah, interesting,
I do know one thousand percent. Maybe you know Henry
Cavill that would be cool, but probably not. I don't
think it would be him. That's a lot of money.
That is a lot of money, Marvel. Marvel's not a
lot of money. I mean, yeah, but Jackman, I r
l the complete opposite of what Wouverine even just like.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Think about it, he's also and he doesn't want to be.
He just plays him so well, yeah, he probably doesn't
want to do it for much longer. He probably would
do like another because they're doing the whole big like
infinity thing.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah, he'll probably come in for like one or two
more little things like brawls in a movie, and then
that that'd be it, and then there'd be new Wolverine
probably if I had guess, But I don't know. I
shouldn't have kept them alive as all.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I just I just love the thema that they did.
Like the suit I thought was really cool. I thought
the suit was bad the way that because like I've
never seen I've seen a lot of the Wolverine. I've
seen all the movies. I've never seen him do that run.
There's a scene where he's fighting. It's the second fight
between him and Deadpool and they're fighting like the desert.
They're fighting.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
I don't remember the movie.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Dude, he runs like a bear. Oh just like straight
out him. Yes, like he like on the ground all
fours like a he in the comics. And that's what
I mean, That's what I thought was so cool. To
see like a live action version of that Wolverine doing that.
That was really cool. You know beforehand, he really washes
like a really badass like Australian do with claws, which
I fucked with. No, I agree this is the best Wolverine,
(27:07):
but I think that's a really cool version. I think
this is well, this is the second best Wolverine after Logan,
because No, Logan's was a great movie. Logan in your feels, bro,
and all I want is a film Logan. Shit.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I watched that ship like three in the morning, and it.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Was so sad. And that little like immigrant chick, Bro,
she was in this movie. I know she was.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I'm so happy. Okay, going into this movie, by way,
let me give you a perspective. I didn't watch a
single trailer. I didn't know any of the leaks. You
almost fucking almost. I didn't watch a single trailer. I
didn't watch any of the leaks. And I love Logan.
So when I saw this bitch talk to Wolverine again,
I was like, oh my god, oh my god, this
is amazing.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's still heartwarm. That was really cool. It was really
heart warming because I I didn't know any of the
cameo she was talking on him. Yeah, because he was
being a little pussy. He was being a little pussy.
He was being an asshole. He was, But that's wolver
game is alcohol. Wolverine's an asshole. Yeah, he is god
of an asshole.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
But yeah, I did like My thing with Wolverine was
he was a little bit just standing in the background
a lot while Deadpool was talking ship. Ye know for sure,
like that was a lot of Wolverine's role. I won't
lie to you, but it is still I think that
was one of the best Wolverine like interpretations ever.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Who was your Who was your most least expected if
that makes wait Blade Blade was your most least expected
of the cameos? Yeah? Do you count Thor just a question.
I'm not saying that's my that's my number one. Count
Thor as a cameo here, No, right, Okay, I mean
I guess you can.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
But like it was literally just he didn't it's a
vision of the future, it's not it's literally they just
it's a it's a clip from one of his movies,
like one of the first two movies.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, but it was Deadl's face on. Ok.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, so I wouldn't really you.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Can, but not really, I don't think. I don't think.
I really wish fucking Nicholas Cage ghost Rider was in
this movie. That would Ryan Reynolds just said, like yesterday
or two days ago that you tried to get him.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
That would have been so cool.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, that would have been really cool to see that dude,
right after seeing Long leg Yeah, right, Long Legs two. Bro,
you just get a ton of Nick Cass, a bunch
of Nick ca.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
That probably revived Dictator's career.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That probably would too, but he'd probably get mad, like
hype and everything. Probably you'd be like, yo, fuck it,
I'm making another one, you know what I mean. I'm
coming back. Ghost Riders, ghosts gepping like two two of
them were skipping, four of them. Yeah, there's only two
of them, bro. The second one when they were like
in the Graveyard is a bunch of flying I've never.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Seen the Grave. I've never seen the ghost Rider movies.
What they've never seen the ghost Rider movie. Never seen
the Ghostwrider movies. I heard their dog ship, so I
didn't really watch them.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I think, Oh, I mean they definitely do. I mean,
like imagine it's it's not even a cage is a
guy in that time, it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Was you know what I mean, No, it was really bad.
Avatar came out around that time.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Are serious they need to tighten the up over there?
Iron Man? Iron Man came out the next year. I
just watched, like maybe a month ago, the first ghost
Rider movie and the just scene where he's in the
prison getting beat up by a ton of dudes. Uh huh,
and then it's like they turned flashlight on in the camera,
like it's like it illuminates, and then out of nowhere,
(30:05):
instantly the room clears of white light and it's just
like him going like yeah, No. Iron Man came out
the next year as well, So that so that's how
to just tighten up. Yeah, maybe it was a bad movie.
I thought it was so bad ass, like when the
motorcycle turns.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
No, I seen the clips where he does look badass
on that, and then the second one where he's pissing
the fire, like I think that was a trailer.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
But you can get so nerdy about this though. We
were getting so dude, dude, I have a ghost Rider,
giant fucking lego. Ghost just now is to start talking
about how op ghost riders and people like don't really
know where expect.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, bro, I have a whole I have a whole
hard I don't it's right here. I have a whole
like hard covered graphic novel of got.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Anyways, where were we Deadpool completely forgot?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, that's what I mean. My point.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, I love Blade. When he came in that should
really caught me off car. I was like, holy shit,
that's Blade.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That was really cool. And then I had I knew
Channing Tame was gonna be in it, just like guessing
because Gambit and I knew once once they were like,
oh yeah, there was all these motherfuckers that didn't make it.
I was like, I'll chained him, definitely gonna be in this.
Like I just had that that wired you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
But that was like, that was the only one where
I guess where I was like one thousand percent and
I thought, uh fuck, I really thought Ben Affleck was
gonna be in this movie as Daredevil.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Really yeah, but they could have. They definitely tried and
they couldn't get him, so they got the other check.
That would have been really cool. I honestly, I really enjoyed.
There's something else that I just really liked about the
movie was their iteration of Juggernaut, like what they did
for Juggernaut. Really he was really it reminded me of
all the way back when when he had his movie,
the Juggernaut movie, there was no Juggernaut movie. He was. Yeah,
(31:42):
he was like one of the main guys in X Men,
like he was. He was in the he was the
main villam of the third one, eat or the second one.
But it's just like when he had the helmet is
above dude through walls and stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That's what he was supposed to be from. He's supposed
to be from that one.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I just really like that though. That was just really yeah,
I do love that.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I wish.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, I wish I had more too, Yeah, you know
what I mean. And then he went out pretty quick.
I don't know. You probably didn't know because he was
just in the background.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
You know, bulls Eye. You know who Bullseye is.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
He's the villain from the Daredevil movie with the electro
the chick that's in the movie. He was in the
background for like a split second too.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I did not know.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, I just wish I wish there was more cam
not not like not like just full every second cameo.
I just wish there was like one or two more, Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
What I mean, just because the more heroes that were
a little like interesting, a little more interesting. Seeing Blade
was really like a quick silver mostly Snap's Blade. Oh bechuy,
Yeah that would have been because the X Men movies
have so many people you can use, and I know, like,
you know, you could have just one or two would
have been insane, right, Oh, Chris Evans by the fucking
coming in as Johnny Storm Human, Yeah, that was really insane. Oh.
(32:47):
They also try to get someone from keep Going Fantastic four,
the shitty one, the twenty fifteen one, Michael B. Jordan,
you know, yeah, but they were like, why we don't
want to do that. Yeah, honestly they did do it.
It would have been the Jordan one, and Chris Evans
would have killed him because like no, I wish no.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Though, if they would have brought back the thing from
that movie, that would have been pretty cool because the thing,
the thing looks so fucking cool in that movie.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Michae wil Be Jordan playing Human Torch was like Ryan
Reynolds when he played Green Lantern. Just in my opinion,
like it kind of gives the same energy to me.
I just I don't know. That's that's just how I feel.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah, No, in a way, I don't know. But I
like the old Fantastic Four movies.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I did. Also, they're not good, but they're fun. Yeah,
I know they're fun. They're they're fun, bad sat Doom
and everything. Like, I love doctor Doom. He's my favorite.
That's gonna be really interesting coming up into the future,
you know, the news and everything.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah, with the Robbie Brown yeah and whatever his name is. Yeah,
I'm actually very we're gonna wow, we're talking a lot
about movies today, but really upset about that. Doctor Dune
is one of my favorite villains, not one of my
he's my favorite marble villain. Yeah, and they're just gonna
make it a bad iron Man but all he is
is a.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Bad But have you seen the theories? They're just theories,
so I don't know if they're I'm not it's I
haven't looked into that ship in like two years, right,
So the theories are that when they reveal who's playing Doom,
it's it's Robert Downey Junior obviously, and he's around a
ton of Dooms. So what they're gonna The theory is
is gonna do the Council of Dooms and Robert Downey
Junr asn't isn't going to actually be like the main Doom.
(34:12):
I hope he's gonna be the evil iron Man that
found the Council of Dooms since now we're opening into
that whole universe situation and it's kind of just a distraction.
As of right now, we're like, Robert Downey Junior just
died as Iron and he's coming back as Doom. Now
he's gonna come back. I knew he wasn't Doom. Yeah,
I knew it was gonna be something like if they'd
(34:33):
be super cool'd be sick. I really like that. I
just really want a classic Doctor Doom who you might
get that? Bro? Who's John Cena? Who?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Who Who's.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
John John Cena Doom? Bro? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I just want a classic Doctor Doom movie where he's
ruining Lithuania and he's his badass that we're supposed to
get that like seven eight years ago, but then the
whole Disney bought everything so that never happened. Uh, but yeah, stupid,
we keep going away from dead Wool. I'm trying to
think what else happened in that movie.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I really thought it was a ten out of ten movie.
I think I know. No, no, no, really no, I
thought it was so fun. Dude. Okay, here's my thing.
Like the main villain the the TV A guy, he's
fucking lame. I barely saw him. He was fucking lame.
Get a better villain. Saw him in the beginning of
the movie, and towards the end of the movie. I'm
saying at villain. The villain switched several times because at
(35:25):
first it was him in the outside world or in
the TVA world, and then they went to the void,
that's right, and then it was the Nova girl. Yeah.
She was sisters to Magneto and Magneto sister Charles. Charles
gave to right.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I always mix him up to old too old white guys. Yeah,
and uh, she was really cool.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
I liked her.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
She was kind of hot. And then I don't get
where her powers are supposed to be. I mean, I
kind of get it, but she's like shoving her hand
inside of your head and control I guess Charles says
it without shoving his hand, Yeah, yeah, which I think
is more sanitary. Person.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I also think it's a little more sand I think
it's I don't think she's like knows how to really
use him like Charles though, because Charles is literally the
head of the School of the Mutants.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
So that's why she's in the voids. Yeah, she's she's
stupid and dumb. I thought it was really cool how
they were living in the ant man helmet though.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
The giant, Yeah, that was.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I guess that was I mean probably really they was
in a cameo because obviously was it probably smelled like
poop poop dog ship.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, it's a dying Yeah, they probably smelled like ship.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
What else happened in this movie? See, I haven't seen
it like two weeks. That's why I wanted to go
see it.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
You end up seeing a lot of Deadpools at the
end of the movie. Yes, And what's really cool is
his wife played Lady Deadpool, his daughter played kid Pool,
and then his two year old baby played baby Pool. Yeah,
and then there's a bunch of other people like Matt
Matthew McConaughey was Cowboy, probably some other people. The beginning
of the movie, when Deadpool was dancing to the Bye
(36:48):
Bye Bye, that's like a famous professional dancer apparently, what.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yeah, what do you what do you mean like the
in Sync?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah? Yeah, like the boy band, the Bye Bye Bye
I Want justin Timberlake was in uh huh yeah do
you not know about them? Do you know about them? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:04):
What are you talking?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
That wasn't him dancing? No I know, but like, oh,
that wasn't like Deadpool and no, you know that wasn't
Ryan Reynolds. Oh, I get what you mean. You know.
It was kind of like a So he's a he's
he's just a professional dancer. I think he did the Olympics.
He was in the Olympics. Professional dancing bullshit things that
that's in the Olympics. And you see the chick who's
just like this, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But he
(37:25):
has a TikTok channel he talks about it. He was
just like, yeah, Ryan hit me up and was like
I like the way you dance, and was like you
want to be in the movie that's insane. Yeah, And
he was like you can dance and as like Deadpool
and he was like this is gonna be the sickest
thing I've ever done in my life. Like yes, please, bro,
And that's what they did. They threw him in a
costume and like was like, hit those moves, bro, yeah,
hit that ship. That's what he was doing. So that
was pretty lit. I just found that out, Like you
told me, hit the folks right there? Do you see
(37:47):
me hit the Yeah? But they can't. Oh you can
hear it in the voice, you know. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Did you hear my knee crack right then?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Already hitting even the knee cracks, just getting old man.
I have old man, I have old man back, I
have old man everything. Bro. God, sometimes I get this
what you said. Except So what's funny is like you
win for except this penis, and then I win for
I even have old man penis, you know, so we
(38:17):
gotta like joke together the same. I can't have old
man penis and you have except this penis. That's fine.
Your penis wins in like an arm whistling. Okay, okay, sorry,
fucking side. We're two Deadpools, bro, what you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
What are we even talking about?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
We're having fun. We're talking about the Deadpool movie and
how amazing it is. There's honestly, guys, full fool that's insane. Honestly, guys,
like the movie for me, I know, he's like seven
out of ten. The movie for me was just I
love Deadpool movies just because you're always just so fun,
so interesting. Ryan Reynolds is always a fucking win. Oh,
I get. I do agree with you, though. The TVA
(39:01):
thing was just a little bit different, that's all. Yeah, No,
I agree. Uh the nice Pool little fucker, Oh yes,
nice Pool. Yeah, I love nice Pool.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I thought he was a little like weird nice that was.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
That was Ryan Reynolds's twin brother who played nice Pool.
He has a twin brother. No, I'm just I got
somebody with that. I can't remember who, And they thought
they were gonna make me look stupid, but I was
just on the entire time, so they looked. Yeah, I
forgot who it was. I was gonna get you with it,
but it would have way too long. You wouldn't have
got me with that would have been like, yeah you
would have Yeah, you're true, you're smart.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
But yeah, uh yeah. I thought it was all right.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
I liked his little like long blush his hair. I
thought that show was fun at nice Pool. I liked
the arm or two I liked I liked you. I
like you said none of the Deadpools could have regenerated.
That was apparently Ryan Reynalds is the only one I.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Could right, I never even thought about that.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
You said that, Yeah, actually a single one could read
and think nigh Pool took like at least six hundred
bolts straight to the back. He'll be fine. Yeah, And
he was just bleeding out of his mouth profusely, and
he was like, I'm okay, yeah, he just dead for yeah,
he got he got his head blown off. When was this?
(40:07):
This is when they were fighting all the dead Pools
at the end. Man, I really don't remember this movie
that much. Come on, damn, that's why it's a seven.
I could not be telling the truth. Also, by the way,
like totally yeah, Like I just I just don't remember
this this part of the movie. It's gonna go ahead
and out. I haven't seen the movie, Jude.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Really, I'm just kidding if I say, damn, you've done
really good the movie, Like, damn, I'm a I studied trailers. Yeah,
I like how you just already saw a circle at me?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Exactly? No, I did. I found out I did, Oh
you did see it? Okay, So I saw it at
the Epic Snow I saw it with on a double
date with Valentina Rlondo and Lydia.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Word okay, And.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
The reason why I remembered how I saw it was
not only like one Valentin obviously told me like, yeah,
we want to go see it, dumbass, and I was like,
oh shit, my fault. She listened to the podcast, but
we mean Rolanda had an argument because we were trying
to buy the fucking Minion cup the mini word we
gotta do argument with the bitches up front because she
was like trying to upsell us. What. Yeah, she was like, listen,
(41:07):
I mean if you buy that, it's ten dollars, but
if you get it with the toy, it's fifteen. But
if you get all together, it's like thirty. And I'm like,
you understand, You're making zero sense. Why would want to
spend thirty fifteen? I want to spend ten. She's like, right,
but you get all this ship for thirty. I'm like, right,
but I want one of the things for ten, and
she's like, but you might as well just get the
rest of her thirty. And then Rolana's like are you
fucking dumb? Like are you not listening?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I want it for ten?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
We ended up just not getting I wanted for pen.
I just wanted the minion toy.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Oh you why did you get the little toy?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I don't know. It's ten dollars. She's being mean. She
was being mean exactly. Yeah, you should have fought her.
I know I should have kicked her. As after this podcast,
we are gonna go to Walmart? What are you gonna
go to a Walmart? Fordre Oh my god, yes, I
didn't even where's my phone? Where's my where's my phone?
I was gonna use the voice thing. I was okay,
(41:55):
he is stroking, okay, stroking, dude, that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
That would be a I really did lose my phone.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I was gonna do it in your hand. No, what's
not kidding. I was gonna do a little special little
thing to introduce her. But oh, that'd be that. Yeah,
I don't know what happened to my phone. So I
can't even use the soundboard. I have my wallet in
my pocket. What the hell, dude? This podcast is gonna
turned into be looking for my phone looking for your
phone the entire time. Make it interesting, man, Come on,
all right, so basically I found my phone.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Look at that, all right? So basically that one works. Yeah,
there we go, Thank you, crowd. Which one should I
used to introduce her? Should I use this one?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Who's cool? Just cock up? Who's cooling? Is cock up?
I'm sorry, guys, you're so funny Devian look at you. Yeah,
all right, everyone, you're about to meet the third dude.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Let's go, let's go. I haven't I got a new dog.
Her name's Lolo. She is the cutest thing in the world.
I will post one of the dude's problem Instagram today.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Uh yeah, I can attest, bro. She's absolutely dors I
love her.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
She's adorable, she's super just peerful and joyful and I
have nothing but smiles. And she has walked into this house.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
As soon as I met the dog, I went up
to Jay and I was like, Dude, this dog's being
cool to my dead dog. Yeah. He did say that
she's not cooler than my dead dog, because I love
my dead obviously. I love that dead dog a lot too,
And I was just kidding. Shots of Copper shot out
London one game. We miss you every day, but is
a great addition to the family.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Oh god, we said at the same time. Yeah, I
love Lolo so much. She's just cutest little thing. She's
a little sit chew. She's all black, and she's literally
like five pounds of even She's.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
So light, so tiny. She just jumps in your honey
rab Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
And she loves biting. She loves biting my hair. That's
her favorite thing to do in the world.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
And now me and Jayden's gonna get shot for dog toys.
Yeah we are. And then after this podcast, and I
think he's gonna use his Crumble points. Oh, I have
Crumble points, guys.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, guys, a ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I'm so excited. I was air I was air umping earlier.
I was I was singing in the air because I
was so happy about this Crumble Cookie. Because I have
ten dollars in crumble Bucks, because I've been buying the
ship out of Cumble Cookies. Just ten dollars. I've spent
like over two hundred dollars on Crumble Cookie. Just get
ten dollars. I have the points playing his video to
show you about Crumble Cookie after. I can't wait. I
love Rumble Cookie. Bro.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
I don't know, are we actually do tonight?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Do you want to?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yeah, I'm a I'm down.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
I didn't know if you wanted to see. What I
was gonna suggest is we go home and play video
games together since we're both off today. But we can
do the regardless. So oh, I mean we can do both.
That's what I mean both. We can do boof, we
can do we can do booth. So you guys, let
me know how those lineup sounds, because, oh yeah, you're
gonna tell me the lineup on the podcast. Honestly, I
said it was a poop pretty poopy week, I did,
(44:43):
you know, go ahead and just give Jaden some information
before the podcast. I told him not to be too
excited about it because it's not that hype. We have
a lot of dumb cookies here, but I am excited
for one, very excited for one. Okay, boys, boys and girls,
Boys and girls. We have chocolate chip, all right, we
have milk chocolate chip. It's regular monk chocolate chip. What
are you gonna do? You know what I'm saying. We
(45:03):
have lemon BlackBerry cake. It's it's technically a cake. I
mean it's cake. It's you know those lemon poppy seed muffins.
No way, you said whack. You know those lemon poppy
seed muffins that we have at publics. It's two of
those with like lemon icing and BlackBerry jam. We have
the classic Pink Sugar, which is just a sugar cookie
(45:25):
with fucking pink icing. Yeah, whack it is whack. Then
we have chocolate cake batter. Oh approved approofed okay. And
then we have the one I'm most excited for. Guys,
we have Kentucky butter Cake. I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that entails, but it's Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, I'm with it.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
And it's buttercake, a yellow butter cake cookie smothered with
a melt in your mouth buttery glaze. Does that note
that that one gets? That one gets a woo? That
one gets a woo. And then we have the original
featuring M and M's Peanut butter Chocolate Candies, which is
just an original cookie peanut butter, M and MS. That
(46:04):
sounds great, you know what I mean? So I am
super excited.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Why were you talking shit?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Because like the Classic Pink Sugar, the milk chocolate chip,
and the chocolate cake batter chocolate cake batter. This is
like the third time I've seen it within the past
like seven months. It comes back quite often and the
classic pink sugar and the milk chocolate chip. Obviously those
two are like almost always there. You always have a
classic sugar, whether it's bluebear icing or not. Yeah, so
you know what I mean. I'm just used to it.
(46:30):
It's not special icing. It's just pink icing. They call
it classic pink sugar rather than classic blue sugar. And
it's like really killing you know what it is? Whack
it is whack. I love this. It's okay, bro, I'm
happy that you're having fun with it because I just
like listening to it. I don't know what's gonna happen.
(46:52):
They really can't.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
They're so all of them are so much louder than
each other, though.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I don't know why they have different audio levels right ooh,
cannot play that, but I am very excited to try
these cookies. I guess. So sorry. I'm so sorry. I
was so loud. I'm scared. I put the soundboard away away.
(47:20):
So sorry. My ears hurt extra like deavin. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
I'm sorry to everyone on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Okay, damn it, dude, I am on the bottom of
the totem pool here boys and girls. Yeah, dude, youewers
come first. I just dies on the podcast. That's gonna
name That would be such a good podcast episode The
Dudes the Dudes die. That's gonna be our last podcast
when we're like nineties old, get in a fatal car
accident for an hour. It's gonna be us going like
our kids.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Dude word is yelling and paint for an hour.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
How's your week? Man? Terrible to die? Terrible? Hold a cord,
I'll pull yours if you pull mine, alright, on three
two three, I'll yank yours if you yank mine.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
And on that note, today has been dude problems.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
That dude problems.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
No, in all serious. I hope everyone had a great day.
And uh yeah, thank you guys for listening to the way,
watching the podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Watching the podcast. I know listening to the podcast. Eventually
hopefully'll be watching the podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah, if we ever get on our ship, eventually they
will be.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Now we're gonna get our bank up, bro, we gotta
get our bread up. I'm saying, you know what I mean. Yeah,
but it's okay, we'll be Uh, we'll be here next Monday.
We will be here next We're finally recording on a Monday.
For once we've been We've been slacking the last weeks.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
But it's okay.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah. So I hope everyone has a has a gret day.
I'm trying to look for something I can use to
get out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
I like to set us off, but I can't really
find anything like good. You know what I mean, This
is a good one.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
I'll be honest with you. I'm kind of retarded.
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