October 2, 2024 • 40 mins
The Dudes talk about the Cameo app and how much it would cost to get a celebrity to shout out the show. Jayden's Dad... Brian Grimes from Johnny's House on XL1067 and iHeartRadio makes a cameo on the show. The Dudes talk about the hurricane and what happens when society starts to fall apart.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you ready you're asking me that question? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm ready. You were sitting there with your head. But
I didn't know that cars never.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Queen never see the day in the same root see
no money in the bank of gas in my tank tone?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, what's a do? Tone?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What the thing to proba?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And welcome to Dude, problem problem. No special intro this week.
We have a special guest this week, Episode twenty five.
I said it like a really long time ago that
he'd come on the podcast. I never asked him till
day of But Brian Grime, Papa Grimes, who we turned.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It up the one time. You don't have a funny
intro I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Here, Yeah, I know, well you are the funny. We
did have a funny intro. But the bluetooth you know, yeah,
Bluetooth yea technical difficulties. Dog's gonna lick my ankle in
the entire yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Dogs running around.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, we have a special another special guest. We have
Low Low no no headset for her though you'll.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Probably hear her mark he she's not getting enough attention.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, before this podcast started, before we even got into anything,
we all got on cameo and we just started looking
at random people we can get on cameo.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well, because I was saying, you should get some cameo
people to, uh to do your intros for you. So
I mean people. I guess everybody knows what cameo is.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Right, I would think if they don't, I mean maybe
some people don't. If you don't.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Cameo is a website where you could get celebrities of
literally any stature to record personalized I mean it's videos,
but you could pull the audio and use it. Like
for example, there's a singer named Lisa Lobe. You guys
ever heard of Lisa Lobe? Have you ever heard the
song Stay? Have you ever seen the movie Hot Tub
Time Machine Tess? Yes, yes, the song Stay. That that
(01:46):
the producer Nick Weber sings, you sing, I.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Only hear what I want to? She old?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, she is old, but she was
big in the nineties. That song Stay was a huge song.
And so she does cameos and I'm a big Lisa
Low She had a reality show for a while. I
actually sang that karaoke and sent it to her years ago,
and because of that, she follows me on Twitter formerly
Twitter it's x now, so I check every week to
make sure I don't say something crazy to chase her away,
(02:13):
because I argue people on X all the time and
she's kind of like mainstream and a little bit quirky,
and she still follows me. But your mom had Jaden,
your mom because your mom's my wife, right, had her
do a cameo for me for my birthday, singing a
birthday to me, and she sang stay the song stay
to me, and that's really cool. That's funny. Yeah, right,
So it's kind of cool if you're into somebody that
(02:35):
you could find somebody to do cameos. So I was saying,
you guys should do a cameo like intro.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, we can get Shoe Nice to do it. Do
you know who Shoe Nice is? I don't shoot Nice
as a guy who is like popular on the internet,
like twenty seventeen. He would eat his headphones and just
like random things.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
He is on cameo.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, trying five dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And so that's what we're talking about, is like you
got to get your budget right. Sorry, I don't mean
to hijack.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Your podcast, So you're okay to do of course, No, no, no,
I love this what episode was I on ten?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Originally? Something Wasn't that the deal? Get the ten and
I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Get to ten?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's what it was, right because I told you guys
when you started this, you got to get ten in
because everybody quits before ten. And then your mom and
I had to quit.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah before Yeah, yeah, I know what's up with that.
Your mom's up with that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'm not saying she's lazy, but I don't think she
likes this as much as she thought she would, and
so she committed to it. And then now it's like,
literally it's like pulling teeth and if you have to
pull it out then it's not fun. Yeah, and it's
not and it's not good content. No, So, like you know,
we the last one we did, I think was when
we had the party at the rental house and everyone
was drunk and we got we did it in the pool.
That's fun though, That is really fun.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, it sounds like a lot of like really good.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But then I told you guys, if you get to ten,
I'd be on your podcast. And then you got ten.
Now you're at twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, look at us, these are good. Did you think
we'd even get to twenty five? I did it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I didn't I did it. I didn't know faith.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I had faith, but I didn't think. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I felt like something would have come up and someone
would have lost commitment.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, Jade and Zach started the podcast years ago called
game Time, which was a video game podcast that's lol. Yeah,
because my boss at the time was like, we got
to get content for younger people like to maybe check
out the iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And there was no, not a whole lot of gaming
podcasts on the iHeart app at the time.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I was like, well, my son and his friend.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Was a smart idea.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, and so they did. And it still gets listened
to this day. Really, if I check the stats, hush dog.
If I check the stats, it still gets listens to
this day. But you guys haven't updated it in seven years.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh No. The funny thing was I originally before I
even asked you, I asked him and I was like,
I've already been through this before. I'm not even gonna
do this. Yeah, I went to you, and now look
at us episode twenty five, and we're committed and that
dog's not gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Let you pick her up. So anyway, so like that's
why I figured. I'm like, well, they'll start it and
then they'll get bored with it, or they won't get
as much like you know, traction as they had hoped,
because you know, I think when you first started a podcast,
you think thousands of people are just gonna start listening,
and then they don't know because it takes a while.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
And so if you get twenty, you're like cool. And
then if you get thirty, and if you get one
hundred on a regular it's pretty good. And that's what
that's what was going on, and it was like, oh man,
people listen.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Then eventually you hope to grow, Like I think, I
haven't looked at your stats in a while, but you know,
your first episode's over five hundred, six hundred listens now,
so people residually listen to all stuff, right, So but
when you start, you don't see that, so you get
discouraged and you quit. Yeah, that's what I was saying.
You got to get to ten, and then you guys
got to ten and now you're twenty five.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah. Well, the thing is, I don't really look at
the stats as much as I used to within the
first ten and which I probably should look at it
more just because I should know what's going on with
my podcast. But the same time, I feel like i'd
get like we get courage at the same time.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Look, I work in radio and that's all I do
is look at numbers and I chase ratings and stuff.
And you don't want to do that because it sucks
the fun out of it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's true. Like I look forward to this every week.
It's a great time.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, So that's the thing about it.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I figured if we kept the consistency, then like discipline
comes with consistency, So that kind of works too.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Like the fact we're able to do this every week and.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
We also have missed weeks, it's not like, well, yeah,
life happens.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
But yeah, I was gonna say, we're still young. Like
life is at the most craziest right now.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I feel like, but.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You guys, I think I owe you like seventy five
dollars a piece for ads that Yeah, there's a I
mean there's ads on all of these. Well I knew
that because we're like we go through Spreaker and they
place ads and they give you sixty percent of what
they make.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh nice, So like it all just rolls.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Into an account. I don't haven't checked it in a
little while. But I mean at the beginning, you guys
were just putting in a little bit here and there,
but your mom and Ied podcast blew up. We had
we had a thousand on the first episode, right, but
then we stopped doing it. So you guys are carrying
the weight now, and so I think you like seventy
five dollars a piece.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Look at us, we're doing pretty good camera. You might
as well just keep that in the bank. Yeah, yeah,
you'll get paid off. That could be your cameo budget. Actually,
that could be a great cameo budget. Dude, I'm looking
at it right now. The person, the voice actor who
played Woods and Call of Duty fifty dollars. Oh, that's
actually too much. I mean, insane some of these people.
(07:07):
Do you think that's insane? They got really Yeah, I
get he's a voice actor and everything.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's too much. Vanilla ice is five hundred and sixty
nine dollars and seventy seven cent your mouth and seventy
seven cents. Yeah, I'm not sure why he came up with.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That's actually tax reasons maybe, yeah, actually, yes, insane.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, So, I mean it really has been here let's
click on the under fifty section. I think under fifty
dollars is probably where you're living. Yeah, so for sure,
let's click on.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh do you know, do we get the lead singer
of Sugar Ray and have him say sugar Gay?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh yeah, will he say that? He probably not not
at all Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
He's never looked like Aarons look.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Alike as fifteen what the hell you look alike?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
That is actually really funny, the fact that they have lookalikes. Though,
we can get the below average man for fifteen dollars,
Let's see the fifty dollars section is really bottom of
the barrel. William Long from American Idol back in the day.
I don't even know who that is, so they're, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Maybe the second it might have been the first season
that he did she Bang Bang she Bang Asian guy
and then he got famous. Oh that's the guy from
the Hangover.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, no, not the guy from now you said Asian
and got famous.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yes, that is Kim Jong and he actually is famous.
But William Hung was on American Idol and he made
a record after that, and it was really bad because
at the end they put they put him on to
make fun of him. That was back when people weren't
like so it like sensitive, right, so they'd put him
through to Hollywood to make fun of him.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But it went the other way Backfard he he became
a millionaire from it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Really make fun of me all you want? I become
a millionaire? Kanye East? Yes? Do you not know who
Kanye East is? He's hilarious. I've actually seen that guy
all over. Yeah, he'll go on Instagram lives and he'll
just read the comments and wrap. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
It's pretty funny. He made he made money off it. Yes, well,
the under fifty is very bottom of the barrel.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You can get ten dollars real life, Peter Griffin.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, I don't think you want to.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You can get tyreek Hill for a thousand. Shut up,
Hyreek Hill has forty one so far you're lying. Yeah,
this guy's one dollar.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Let's see, you.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Know the guy who looks like it's more interesting honestly
to get a dollar one though, like rather than getting
a genuine celebrity, like, come.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
On, you can get Kurt Angle for one hundred dollars.
I think that's reasonable. You can get the bad guy
from Cobra Kai for two for you.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You can get LeVar Ball Shut Up for a one
hundred and thirty three dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, that's not I'm not paying that.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I mean, that's a lot of money, but I don't
think that's that's not that's not too terrible for it, dude,
he's more expensive than Kurt Angle.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
One hundred and thirty three doesn't make it.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We can get Brett Faharr for two hundred and eighty
five dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
He's a big name. We can get The Island Boys
for sixty five dollars Kiss each Other and that's funny.
And they're actual five books. That's pretty cheap. Yeah, but
they're brothers and they're weird people. I don't want I
don't want them to say my name podcasting. I wouldn't
take them, No, I neither would We get riff Raff
probably not on here. Yeah, for eighty five dollars. Eighty
five I was expecting a lot more. Actually, like Riffraff,
(09:57):
he cracks me up. He cracks me up to neck
like I don't know nobody because he used to do
MTV stuff. Yeah, that's where he started.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
He used to walk through like the shopping malls, and
he still looks like he doesn't and like make fun
of that stuff. He's like, oh man, that jewelry. That's
the middle of the mall jewelry. That's what you tell
people jewel was cheap. That's the middle of the mall jewelry.
That was funny. I did no clue about that.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
We can get Chris Hansen, the dateline guy Catch Predator,
to catch a predator really yeah, seventy. It's really insane
that that he's on there. Just like his team thought
of that, you know what I mean, like you know.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
What she probably thought that.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You think he thought of that? During COVID this app
was going crazy. What does he do anything about the kids?
I probably not. You remember the video of the pawn
Star guy what's his name? The bald guy, the dad
not the like super old dad man, but Rick, yeah,
Rick Rick Rick Rick. He do you not remember the
(10:55):
viral clip of him going, uh, I can give you
a nineteen dollars Fortnite car.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
That was that was through cameo.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh yeah, they just say whatever in wonder the blue
who's not working?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I say, I let me pull up that video some
of the great people I've never heard of that are
charging a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I saw a few of those. Two Like I'm
just scrolling through here. I don't know a lot of
these people.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Because it asked me to sign up, because I guess
I maybe it knows from my email address. I'm in
radio out on the app, but are already checked the
radio box.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And it recommended I charged thirty dollars, and I'm like,
that's a little steep. Let me take all the money.
I wouldn't pay thirty dollars. I wouldn't pay thirty dollars
for you. Can we do legit mafia? Dude, we can mafia.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
We can get AJ and Big Justice for one hundred
and fifty.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I can do their voice already, So I don't know
if we need that. Oh my god, before an the risk,
you can do, Josh, you will block Ah. I don't
know about that one. Tonio Brown.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
These names are not that impressive. Antonio Brown for two fifty.
I'm at the under one hundred and fifty dollars when
and I'm really struggling to find anyone.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's what I'm looking at right now. I think belongs
near Lupe Fiasco. I guess. Yeah, that's funny thing that is.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean he's a musician, like a producer, rapper type person.
He's had a few big songs.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Here, let's do the fifty to seventy five. Adam Carolla
is a big deal. He host Pine I know that name.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, he was a man show back. He's only one
hundred and twenty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
There's this NFL referee for sixty dollars. I don't know
who would ever do that one. This NFL referee for
how much? Sixty dollars? I wouldn't do that. You can,
Oh my god. You remember the person that was like,
hoja kids? Oh yeah, they're on here for fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's a pretty good deal. Because he'll his name is Antoine.
He'll probably say what everyone to say, probably you could
be a rapist.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And that was his big thing.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, I know that was It was a classic HODJ
your kids, how'ja wife? Because they're raping everybody up in here.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's when they they those guys used to do auto
tune the news. That's who made him famous. There was
two guys. They used to do auto tune the news.
So they would take news reports and they would turn
him into songs. That's how he kind of got viral
because they did that. They're gonna find you, They're going
to find you. Can run, tell that run until that run,
until that homeboy, home home boy. They auto tuned all
(13:22):
the news. The lady that did the the building his
own fire. How can I forget that?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Long story short, we redid that one, but they also
did the one with that one. I got bronchitas lady.
I don't even know that one.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I do know that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
So these guys would auto tune they cut off the
all bronchitas pile. All I remember is, yeah, so these guys,
but that's so good.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
It's two guys.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
They started a YouTube called Autotune the News and they
would just take yeah, and they got super famous for it.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh that was back like at the very beginning of
viral type stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And that was funny, you know what I mean. Like, Also,
Deban found this guy on cameo. He dresses up as
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
That's a good idea, and that's.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, he does things is Jesus Christ. He has a
little bit like a sky but it says forty five
dollars plus Jesus Christ for forty dollars. It's forty five
dollars depending on what it is. I'm assuming if you
want him to say something a little funny, he's gonna charge.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, they all pretty much say plus. I think this
is just like the jumping off point is what you see.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I think anybody can be pushed to touch more.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
They're gonna depend They're gonna do it depending on what
you ask them to do. Got you so, like I
told you that Lisa Lowe did one for me. Your
mom probably paid her extra to Sink's Day.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Probably, Yeah, she man, she starts at one twenty nine.
Mom played a lot for that.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, I mean, I mean it was my birthday. That's true.
It is the birthday, and we we've already bought so
many things for each other, it's kind of hard to
come up with something creative. So, I mean, when you
guys been married for what or twenty we've been we've
been together for going on twenty years.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That's yeah, look at that two decades. You know, you
say two decades, it sounds a lot longer. Yeah, you
get the Boston be a Man guy.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Who the Boston be a Man guy. He makes all
those videos, you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Come on, man, Yeah, the one thing in a man
the last.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
That you guys know. I don't even know who they
are because they're all like virals.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, they're like stupid, like this guy on Instagram who'll
be like eat cigarettes, be a man and that's the
whole thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I don't even know who any of those people are,
but you guys know him because because they're the viral people.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah. When it comes to influencers who do videos on
like the platform TikTok, you can get a lot of
people who are pretty famous for super cheeks. All these
people who are really famous are like Jesse.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The body of Ventura is only one hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Get Jesse Ventura, guys or not even you. I don't know, Devin.
I don't know if you'll know this. But do you
remember that one quarterback for the Giants?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Uh? Well no, there is it right down?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Well no, from last year. He was like the undrafted dude.
He was Italian. Oh yeah, he had the agent, right,
you remember the ag with the hat he's on here
for fifty five dollars. Nice, Well, you gotta capitalize while
you can. He probably got a few big hits, we'll
start doing cameos. Yeah, twelve, I meant doing cameos.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Put yourself on there for a dollar.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh, we could do that. That's how we get big.
They starting, Yeah, and we'll get posted on TikTok. Dude,
these random teens, we'll put the dudes put a dollar
plus that way, Yeah, and saying you're right, you want
both dudes, it's two dollars, that's true.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
One dude is a dollar.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
If you want both dudes, it's two dollars. If you
want the dog in, there's three dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Right, So yeah, you should. You should put yourself I'm
gonna make mine. I'm not going to put it for
thirty dollars. I can suggest.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I think it'd be really fun for us if.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
If we if we actually did as the dudes and
we kind of made a little character with it.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I feel like it'd be pretty fun. One. I can
make a red neck character. And yeah, you can do
a red redneck. You could do the Mexican. Well, those
are doing us, that's the plus part. You don't get
that for this the dollar. If you just killed I'll
be the red you'll be the Mexican.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
You don't get that for just the dollar. That's the
plus part.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, that is the plus part. I can't just do
like sketchy stuff on the internet for a dollar. Do
something strange for a piece of change. I'll get a
whole western outfit. You're kidding me? Yeah, dude, I went
to Tampa over last week. Uh oh, how's your week?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
We have a sorry, we do, we have a special guest,
and we don't even know what we're doing anymore.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Well, I mean, if you're going to jump into something
you did last week, go ahead and let us know
what you did.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Dude. So first of all, this is a little ramp.
I went to Breaking Benjamin last week. Well, I tried
to go to the Breaking Benjamin Stained concert in Tampa. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
When was it, uh Wednesday? Wednesday? Yeah, Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And uh I drove the no traffic going to Tampa
obviously because there's a hurricane coming. No one's going to
Tampa except us. So we get to Tampa. As we
pull up to Tampa, we're right behind this red jeep
and we pull up to the amphitheater gates are closed.
We're like, what the hell? So the dude is like
hops out of his geep. He comes up to us.
He goes, hey, man, you're here for the concert. I'm
(17:51):
like yeah, he goes, I drove from Orlando. I go
us too, and then we look up on Staines Instagram
and they go concert has been camped. I'm already in Tampa.
I drove an hour to Tampa and prior to that.
The whole reason why I'm so upset about this is
it was like a couple hours before doors opened, and
then uh, they promoted it all morning, all all during
(18:14):
the day, all last night saying rain or shine, we perform,
We're not canceling, blah blah blah blah blah, and then
they canceled when we get there, and it pissed me up.
That is super old. I'm assuming you've been refunded. I
still have the tickets you still have to take. I'm
gonna go to the console because they're gonna do it.
Make They're gonna okay, they don't cancel. And then just like,
just like.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Did it make you even more crazy that I told
you they were probably gonna cancel and then they did?
Because I know, yeah, everyone hates when I'm right. I
even said it in my own head. I was talking
to Alex about it, I think, and he was just like,
Jaden's going to a conscerts. I canceled, and I'm like,
it's ten o'clock at night. I haven't heard none.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
He's probably you know what I mean, whoa uh. We
we just hung out in Tampa for the rest of
the day. I was like, dude, we're alreright here and
I'm not driving an hour.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
But actually it was a two hour drive because all
the traffic. And I took back roads because I'm not
dealing with all that traffic. It was quicker. Somehow, traffic's
really better. Also, I love the Florida back roads. Florida
back roads are so much fun. Not they're it's just
a straight road and it's just it's not even like
a speeding thing. Where did it spit you out Clearmont
on the way back? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's what I assume.
(19:18):
I know what, I know exactly what back roads? Yeah,
it's not even like a speeding thing. I just love
the whole not touch Florida, not a bunch of like
apartments everywhere, you know what I mean. Yeah, that's my
favorite part about Florida. The untouched parts back a nice.
They were beautiful, They're great. I love them. But the
whole point of that story is they canceled on me,
and your dad was right, and he was right. And
(19:38):
I also I was driving back and I drove a
little bit in a crazy storm. And dude, when I
was leaving Tampa that day, some of the streets were
already a little flooded.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It was crazy. Well, it hit Tampa first, I know.
So if you lived on the water side of Tampa,
you got really no jacked up.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
My dad lives in Saint Pete, so he had a Yeah,
there's a there's a lot going on around there.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah. I well, no, when we were leaving, it was
it just started storming when we were leaving. We were
leaving the public so we stopped to get drinks and
snacks because it was like a two hour drive. So like,
I'm kind of hungry. So we're leaving and it starts
just downport when we're in publics. We're leaving Tampa. By
the time we get out of downtown Tampa, some of
the streets are already covered in water.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Is crazy, dude.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
That surge came fast too, Yeah, like super fast. But
here in nice Orlando. We're in the middle of just
we never really get anything exactly like.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
If they freak out about it, but we never really
get anything.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You know, never because again we're in the middle of
all the land, right, it's never gonna end.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
But where we go on the boat a lot, Madeira Beach,
Treasure Island, John's Pass got destroyed, like I believe it.
I mean, not like level. But the water is in
all the stores and stuff that we go to all
the time. There's boats in people's front yards and stuff.
Oh yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
So do you know the beach Honeymoon Island? No, No,
Honeymoon Honeymoon Island is across the Gandy Okay, yeah, okay,
kind kind of towards the end of the Gandy. There's
a beach that you can go on.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
It's on both sides of it, uh huh, And that's
Honeymoon Island. But it's just a small beach, you know
what I mean. People go there, some people fish off,
it's whatever. All that sand is completely like it's completely covera'ed.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Just no beach there anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I saw all water and then all a ton of
the sand is just on the road. It's crazy it's
all just covering the because I mean the beach is
right off of it.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah. I saw pictures I don't know remember where, but
the whole like road and everything's just sand.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's all it is. Yeah, I mean it was bad here.
There was a there's a key, I think it's called
Keaton Beach. Ninety percent of the houses got destroyed up
in the Panhandle where it hit. And then now in
North Carolina that's bad. I'm going to say the radio
in Asheville and they're basically like underwater.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I was about to say, have you seen Carolina The
bridges coming down from the like the bridges that connect
Tennessee to Carolina just coming down.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
The rampants are on the way back from North Carolina
right now. They wanted to take a flight, but their
flight kept getting canceled because there's just so much going.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
On that you can't.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Right, there's a Windy's that's underwater to the roof.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Like the top of it. To the w Nashville. Ashville
is the like left. No, I think that's the plate.
There's a place in North Carolina I saw literally there's
nothing like yeah, absolute water right now.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, so yeah, we always get lucky with it, so
I don't freak out too much, Like I make sure
that like we chairs blow into our pool, like okay, whatever,
like that's super first world. You're not gonna really and
if we lose power, let's be honest, we're going to
a hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So that the one time we lost power during a hurricane,
we were in a hotel the very next day, not
even the next day, that night, that night, it wasn't
really that night we went over.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
To because we just go to where the tourists stay
because we know they're gonna have power. And then we
just rent a townhouse and stay. We took all of
our stuff out of the fridge and put it in
the fridge there, so we didn't lose anything.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm not living without power for a week. No, no,
not at all, absolutely, just not because I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
So, like all the money you would buy, like spend
on a generator and everything, you take that and just
put it into a hotel because generator is not gonna
power your whole house.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I guess you got a point. I always thought. I
always wondered why we didn't have a generator.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's not gonna power, it's gonna power like two or
three things. It's not gonna let you have AC it's
not gonna let you have you know, a TV and
Xbox and Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
And it also takes need to keep a generator going
for a week anyway, So at the end of the
day you might as well just go to a hotel.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I mean, there's a different point. If our area was
what happened to Asheville, different story. Now your life's different
chant things. Yeah, oh completely yeah, but like it right
now where we live, it's minor inconvenience. I'm sure living
in a minor inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I don't need to you guys didn't run out of
power right now.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Our maybe our fence styles flew off. They didn't even
flap this time.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's not the big deal.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Our flints, our flints didn't fall over.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That happens on a normal summer storm. So the fact
that it even happened here, it's like, okay, yeah, that's
the beauty about Orlando. Dude. We're in the middle of land.
We're never going to get flooded or anything. Tornadoes are
your is your only real fears. I've lived here for
nineteen years and I've never seen a tornado. I've seen
one in Tampa.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
That's the only real fear from hurricanes to me here
in Orlando unless it's the big one. If the big
one comes, we're all in trouble. But I mean, tornadoes
get popped up and you can't really predict.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That, right, I mean, I get tornado warnings, but again,
I still have never seen one. We've had some bad ones.
You weren't alive yet, but there was some men. Jen
was telling me about that.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Not my but there's some that destroyed like parts of
Winter Garden, even not too far from here. Really, yeah,
so like we've had them here, it's just it's been
a while. I mean I think it was ninety ninety eight,
ninety nine maybe really, yeah, Jen was telling me about
one in samfe it was ninety eight. I think I
think it was Sanford, maybe she did, Maybe it was.
There was some in SA they found they found a
baby in a tree days later because they got clown into.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, it was really bad. That's actually why, right, So
like we they've it's happened here. It's just been a
very long time. So it's not see that you really
think about. So no, that's why.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I don't know which one it was, but when I
was when I was maybe around like the nine or ten,
or maybe it could have been eleven. Between nine and eleven,
I had to deal with a hurricane by myself because
my parents, my mom worked at a hospital. My stepfather
was a firefighter, so they had to do their thing,
you know. And yeah, they we boarded up the windows
and everything like that, because at the time it seemed
like a big deal. I was off of school for
(24:55):
like a week, and uh, I sat in like a
bathroom forever.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
And it sucks.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That was out of power and my my my parents
are working overtime dealing with the aftermath of everything.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
What do you want? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
She wants up there? Were you gonna hear random barks
from the dog?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, every once in a while, and and yeah, I
mean I had I had my dog Copper.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
That was all that was going for me. But we
were out of power for like three days.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I had to feed myself with like I couldn't mic
away ramen or anything, and that's really all I ate.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I would just eat just you know, raw stale ramen
with the jackets.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
It was bad. Sucked dude, when we went speaking of
hurricane when I when I was in Tampa, they had
this crazy hurricane vehicle.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It was wild.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
It's something like I've never seen before. It was like
like a truck. It was like a truck times ten.
It was wild. It looked like like a GCA car.
It was like a news station. No, it was like her.
It was hurricane relief. That's what it was. Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Now there are some people that on YouTube they build
like their own little cars like the movie Twister, and
they go chase the storms. We watch the guy sometimes
he drives down to Florida and drives into all the
spots that are gonna get messed up, so we could,
you know, get like dash cam video and like it's
crazy talk about it. So there are people that do that.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I'm assuming the car to even have a c because
in the like where you sit like the driver and
everything had two fans in there, like just two regular fans.
Like it seemed like it like an old military car
that they just tricked out for hurricane relief. Like that's
what it looked like.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
The new station here Fox thirty five, they have thunder
truck and it's got all the weather gear in it
and they drive it into storms.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Badass name though that is. Yeah, I could never be
I think it'd be pretty cool. Nah, dude, that'd be
terrifying if I was with like someone who was like
knowing what they were doing, that would be like twisted
like the movie in real life. I couldn't bro no
that that. That's like a really exaggerated tornado.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Ill.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You know, Tonado is insane.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Not in the Midwest, that's pretty normal.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, like Kansas and stuff insane. When I went to college,
I went, I shipped my pants and die.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
University of North Texas and it was right next to Oklahoma,
and it's they call it Tornado Alley, so it's right.
But we had all those hurt like the tornado sirens.
They would test them all the time, right before tornado season. Jesus.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
So yeah, it's pretty it's pretty rough. It comes down
that like you know, through the Midwest and then ends
kind of in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah. The only reason I know about tornadoes in the
Midwest is because the original Wizard of Oz. Yeah, that
was like one of my favorite movies as a kid.
And in the very beginning when it's in black and white,
it's giant tornado. True. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I went up to visit my my siblings in Nebraska
once and they have pretty bad tornadoes up there, and
there was there was one that was happening randomly and
we had we ought to send like a concrete basement.
It was my first time I've experiencing anything like that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I'm good. I've never even been in a basement. Yeah,
we don't have that, Yeah, never even seen yeah really yeah, yeah, Florida,
if you take a basement, you're getting water.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I'm not from the north like you. You're from the North, right.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
No, No, I'm born and raised brother really Florida. You
just have family, and I just have family New York.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
My siblings were in Nebraska, you know, I have family,
and my sister's in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
You get basements in Atlanta even, like so it's not
too oh yeah yeah, we're like the only Florida is
is way.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Why it's like the.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Water Peninsula and stuff like that. If you did, we're
surrounded by water. You're eventually gonna get some.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You're gonna get water. You could build a house elevated
and have a basement underneath it. I guess if you wanted.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
To go through that. So if there's a nuke, we
got no fallout shelters. We're screwed.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
No, we don't have any place to go.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
In fact, when we were kids, they would tell us
to get under our desks.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
They still do that. Wait with the Cold War, like
active when you were the.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Cold War, we do this last time where you got yeah,
we thought I was eighty.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well afterwards we started doing a purpose seventies.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Well, the Cold War did last a long time.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It ended in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
You you can't call me like crazy for that, but
it was born in seventy one.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Though it wasn't Cold War in the sense like you know,
like we were, we were the tail end of Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
In my in my defense, I thought the Cold War
was like seventy eighties, nineties, Well it would be, but
no nineties, No, no, no, because Reagan kind of ended
it a little bit, okay, and he would he would
have been in the eighties, Okay. See, I thought it
went on to the like early nineties. I mean, we've
had a cold relationship with Russia forever. Oh no, I
know that, including still but the Cold War part of
(28:59):
it where it's like I'll push my button.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I'll push my button.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Fu you fuck you.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That was like seventies into the eighties.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's how they should teach it in my history class.
That's really how it was. That's the most accurate the
Old War. I don't know why, wells, that's why Donald
Trump was like a throwback to the Cold War. I'll
push my button, I'll push my my buttons bigger than
your button.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh yeah, let's see and then everybody dies.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Is bigger than everybody's.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Oh yeah, legitimately speaking, that's am Yeah, but don't they
have Like we might have the biggest, but I only
have like multiple so I mean.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So, I mean we also have multiple I would say
we're probably the most prolific nuclear country, like honestly, but
like they there, there's probably low key people that don't
like us, that wouldn't say it out loud. But if
if someone flipped on us, they'd be like, yeah, fuck
those guys, and they would they rob our way too,
like the Cubas of the world for sure, Like you know,
stuff like that. But again, if so, from what I
(29:52):
understand in all my readings, you know, I read random
ship from what I understand in all my readings. Let's
say the dude in Russia whoever over there, like decided,
all right, fuck it, I'm gonna nuke you guys.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
That's it. Yeah, you're done. We would know before it hit, right,
don't we have the little sonarou We would know before
it hit So by the time it hit here. And
let's say they hit us, they would take out a
pretty big city, New York's whatever. Yeah right, yeah, but
we've got enough to before it even hit us. We
would literally turn their entire country into a parking lot,
(30:27):
like literally, and it would we'd have to out of principle,
like no, yeah, because at that.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Point I feel like we turn into don like we
just start throwing our waist there and it's we would it's.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Generally at that point a big dick contest like Okay,
we can't. We can't look like a bunch of punks.
Yeah no, So we take out your country. We would
lose a city, but by the end of the day,
there would be literally nothing left.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
New York is like woke to everything.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
They have those balls, you know what I mean, those
balls you crawl into when shit happens.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I don't think that's gonna help them. Yeah, come on,
but it would come get on the subway. They're fine.
The ultimate outcome would be it would fuck the whole
planet because now you've got nuclear ship in the in
the atmosphere, literally everything. Everyone lose, Yeah, I mean everyone
loses in this scenario, but we definitely win when in
(31:14):
the in the who who lost the least category?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, so that's true, like we should make isn't really?
You know what I mean? We still have our pride American.
You are right.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I swear I heard like a little sound effect.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Goal. I heard it too. I heard that too. I
don't know. I don't know what that was one's phone.
Oh no, it wasn't mine. I knew I wasn't crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Wasn't your phone.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
No, I just heard it again. So I didn't hear that,
but I heard it the first time. It was like,
but in could have been I guess it could have
been friends. But nowhere I heard that certain way down. Yeah, no,
I don't know what I just heard. You've heard that too, though, right, Yeah,
okay whatever, I'm not the only one that did that
heard it. It's fine, Okay, you're not crazy. You gets
a friend, I promise.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Anyway, if you are.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's a cute if that were to happen.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
By the way, getting in a basement wouldn't do you
any freaking good. No, basements are like you have to
get like in a silo like way at the bott
of like concrete and all that shit, and then you
still have to have enough stuff to live down there
for years because they wouldn't be able to go back
up when the food source is all gone, everything's contaminated.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Oh yeah, because in Fallout video games, it's like two
hundred years after the nuke. That's right, makes.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Sense so very I don't know if you've seen the
movie Deep Impact, where an asteroid's gonna hit the Earth,
so it's a very similar situation.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
The way they were going to preserve Earth.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Is they took a whole bunch of shit and they
put it inside these caves, a network of caves that
they built where they're going to stay living for years.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Oh is that the movie where they had the sunlight
like with lamps coming down on them.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
No, it never actually happened the asteroid they saved the day.
But anyway, the whole point was you have to you'd
have to preserve life for x amount of years before
you go back out and live your normal life. Right,
so basement they're gonna cut it.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, yes, I never thought about that, like the after effect, right,
you can get in the shelter. Bout what are you
gonna do if.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
You didn't have plumbing, you know what I mean? You
just have a room full of years worth of ship.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Well that like the silos that they built, those are
all legit, like now rich people are buying them and
then like some of them are turning them into like
condos and shit.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Like that Cloverfield movie. Is that the one with the
guy from Big Lebowski.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I have no clue. He's a big, fat white guy. Dude.
I still haven't seen The Big Lebowski. I don't know.
He sent the dad in Roseanne.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah he the Cloverfield movie.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
He has he's in the Hangover too.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
He has the bunk in the bottom and he kidnaps
this woman basically and keeps her in there. And he
has another guy as well. But they he lives down there.
He's the only one who prepped for the apocalypse, and
he has tons of food. He has everything he needs
down there. He thought of everything. He has a cub
of acid. So they can put all their waist instead
of PM. So he puts all their waist in. It
just disintegrates it. Yeah, that's probably, but he thought of
(33:44):
absolutely everything, books, movies, board games.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
But that's what people are doing. It's real. I don't
I don't know how it's coming. People just live in
that too. Kill you.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
There's a neighborhood of just like Bunkers Apocacos. I swear
I'll look it up. I've seen a documentary on a
YouTube documentary like forty eight minutes I saw like two
weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I swear.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
When I drive to work in the morning, I flip
around news stations so I can try to catch up
on everything before I get to work. It's the best
I can. And there's commercials for and they sell them
at Costco. Actually for the food supplies. It's my Patriots
Supply dot Com. And they got a guy that does
the commercials.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
He's like, imagine if the worst happened in your family,
My Patriots Supply dot Com, get your twenty eight delicious
meals for five people for forty nine ninety nine, and
right now we'll get you two kits for the prisal one.
This really is fallout though, at the end of the day,
it is all out.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
It's like what if you lost power because of a
hurricane or even worse, a war.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Like I'm not gonna fall out. Isn't too far from everything.
I'm not going in Chinese's own buddy, We're going to war.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
But the guy's voice and it's my Patriots Supply dot com.
He should pay for this commercial. He really should. That
was a great ad. Go to my Patriots Supply dot
com right now. We'll give you two delicious kits for
the PRASL one.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
If you use the code dude problems, you get twenty
percent off for all purchases.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
But it's it's legit. I got a friend who's like
a super prepper. His name is Joe. Joe is hoping
something jumps off. So Joe used to be in the military,
special force type guy fan. First of all, he's like
six tenths I ever met him. You've seen Big Joe before.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I have a super tall guy.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
But he's got every gun you can think of.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
He's got an armored vehicle. He's he's got.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
A plan and he has a team of guys and
they know like there's like a code word if something
were to jump off. They'll hit each other on our
little trip trip and they'll be like, you know, as juice, and.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Then everybody, everybody that's really crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Everybody converges to the castle and they say and like
and no one else is allowed in, Like you said, look, and.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
That's what I mean. These are guys you gotta be
friends with.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Like, well, they won't let you in because you bring
nothing to the table. So my friend who I work with, Johnny,
he's like, so I'm good, right, And they're like, sorry, bro, Like,
we like you a lot and we enjoy that you
give us free tickets to stuff entertainer.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
When it comes to.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
This, if you don't have a skill that's going to
advance us, then now you're just eating carpentry.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Now you're I mean, I understand now you're a mouth
to feed?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Are you out in?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
What do I bring?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I can build? I can bring my boat, though my
boat could be that's true, your boats could be, so
I could actually Probably you're telling them, hey, I'll bring
my boat to the castle.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Cool, come in, Yeah, No, you're in.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
So it's just then you need to get the gas
too though.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Well, but they've got all that too.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
I'm telling these guys are ready.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, like my thing wouldn't work out like I said, carpentry,
but when it comes to building stuff, they have the
wood for it.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
They don't need you exactly, they will build them. I
can build a vanity for the boys. I want to
do table. I listened this. I have a small arsenal
things that can builds only tables, vanities and maybe a mirror.
It's like things in the desks family, like like desk
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flat surface related things. I don't know even how to
describe it. I can build desk tables in vanage, maybe
a circular table dress I don't I don't.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Even a circular table.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I don't know how I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
So here's where your angle would be. Because the pretty
much the money system's gone, so now bartering is the deal.
So maybe carpentry is good because now you offer a
service that you could trade. Maybe there's people that casts
maybe need stuff. So now we're on the barter system.
So now you do you do need someone that has
any sort of skill.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I guess you got a point. I don't even know
what my skill would be. I think they just look
at me and kill me. Honestly, you bro you're entertainment.
You're entertainment. They don't need entertainment, need entertainment. I'll be like,
I can build shit. I swear I'll teach them. I'll
teach them. I'll teach them, young prodigy. I think it
really all depends if it jumps off terribly and everyone
it's every man for themselves. I don't think entertainment's going.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
To help if the government we're gonna take us and
put us in somewhere. Yeah, you need talking head TV people,
you need entertainers because you got to keep.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
The masses as normal as possible in their day.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
To day lives.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
You're right. So in a scenario like the movie Deep
Impact that was telling you about, you should watch.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
It's pretty good. I'm Morgan Freeman's the president.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
What that sounds like the world I want to live in.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
So in that sense, I could probably l hey, we'll
be the Bunker's morning show and we'll keep everybody enter.
We'll give you you know what's going on over in
Sector twelve.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
And went back to another day.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Straight fallout man fallout at SEC today, Like so we
could do that, but like if it was just literally
every man for himself, like they're coming at the door.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
What am I gonna tell him?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Jokes?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I guess you got a knock knock. I got some
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get my patriots supply dot com and we can get
a sponsorship so they send us all this stuff like
that could be our use. And then Devin could build
his cabinets to put it in. Yeah, and I'll go,
We're all set. I can do cabinet and I can
still do the ad read for him. And so people
that are alive during the pockelyps. Can you need a
three sixty camera too? What's that gonna do? I don't know,
(38:48):
adam sixty camera?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
We're gonna post it because there's no Wi Fi. I mean,
I'm sure they'll think of something that.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Well, Elon Musk got Starling will still be fine, exactly
like I see the car driving around with Wi Fi.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, we'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong? Actually, I guess
you're not wrong. Well, I think this is a good
spot to I don't know how long we've been. We've
been going off for forty five and how long we've
been I think it's a good, good, pullshit podcast. I'm
always really yeah. No, it really was about nothing. It
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Speaker 3 (39:33):
We need to we need to send them an email
and see if you can pays a dollar for this cameo.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's I'll send them an email today. Fantastic, I'm telling you,
when you listen to my Patriots Fly commercial, I'm not
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completely literally, like when I'm listening to the news.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
He breaks in with you never know what's going to happen.
Everything could be fine today and then everything is all
fucked up tomorrow. He didn't say that part, but might
as well.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
He might as well. He would if it was up
to him, he would. You wake up tomorrow. You got
a food on your face. There's a war going on.
It's like Nagasaki out there.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
What are you gonna do?
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I'll give you twenty nine delicious mealal that'll last fifty years.
We got fifty year ribs, baef tenderlong Colfredo Alfredo, manaranara.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Breakfast, lunch and dinner for the whole family.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I meant to say marinara, but I study a narronara.
What that is? We got the narrown arrow sauce we
call Olive Garden. Ask him for that.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Can have some noodles with somenara.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Hey, Olive Gardening. Y'all got them noles with the manara
and in the minaire. Yeah, I'm telling you, look up
my patriots. Ply those guys owe us money. This whole
podcast has been a sponsorship for them, at least about.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
My Patriots supply dot com.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Thank you, my Patriots supply dot com.
Are you ready you're asking me that question? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm ready. You were sitting there with your head. But
I didn't know that cars never.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Queen never see the day in the same root see
no money in the bank of gas in my tank tone?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, what's a do? Tone?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What the thing to proba?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And welcome to Dude, problem problem. No special intro this week.
We have a special guest this week, Episode twenty five.
I said it like a really long time ago that
he'd come on the podcast. I never asked him till
day of But Brian Grime, Papa Grimes, who we turned.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It up the one time. You don't have a funny
intro I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Here, Yeah, I know, well you are the funny. We
did have a funny intro. But the bluetooth you know, yeah,
Bluetooth yea technical difficulties. Dog's gonna lick my ankle in
the entire yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Dogs running around.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, we have a special another special guest. We have
Low Low no no headset for her though you'll.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Probably hear her mark he she's not getting enough attention.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, before this podcast started, before we even got into anything,
we all got on cameo and we just started looking
at random people we can get on cameo.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well, because I was saying, you should get some cameo
people to, uh to do your intros for you. So
I mean people. I guess everybody knows what cameo is.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Right, I would think if they don't, I mean maybe
some people don't. If you don't.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Cameo is a website where you could get celebrities of
literally any stature to record personalized I mean it's videos,
but you could pull the audio and use it. Like
for example, there's a singer named Lisa Lobe. You guys
ever heard of Lisa Lobe? Have you ever heard the
song Stay? Have you ever seen the movie Hot Tub
Time Machine Tess? Yes, yes, the song Stay. That that
(01:46):
the producer Nick Weber sings, you sing, I.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Only hear what I want to? She old?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, she is old, but she was
big in the nineties. That song Stay was a huge song.
And so she does cameos and I'm a big Lisa
Low She had a reality show for a while. I
actually sang that karaoke and sent it to her years ago,
and because of that, she follows me on Twitter formerly
Twitter it's x now, so I check every week to
make sure I don't say something crazy to chase her away,
(02:13):
because I argue people on X all the time and
she's kind of like mainstream and a little bit quirky,
and she still follows me. But your mom had Jaden,
your mom because your mom's my wife, right, had her
do a cameo for me for my birthday, singing a
birthday to me, and she sang stay the song stay
to me, and that's really cool. That's funny. Yeah, right,
So it's kind of cool if you're into somebody that
(02:35):
you could find somebody to do cameos. So I was saying,
you guys should do a cameo like intro.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, we can get Shoe Nice to do it. Do
you know who Shoe Nice is? I don't shoot Nice
as a guy who is like popular on the internet,
like twenty seventeen. He would eat his headphones and just
like random things.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
He is on cameo.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, trying five dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And so that's what we're talking about, is like you
got to get your budget right. Sorry, I don't mean
to hijack.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Your podcast, So you're okay to do of course, No, no, no,
I love this what episode was I on ten?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Originally? Something Wasn't that the deal? Get the ten and
I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Get to ten?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's what it was, right because I told you guys
when you started this, you got to get ten in
because everybody quits before ten. And then your mom and
I had to quit.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah before Yeah, yeah, I know what's up with that.
Your mom's up with that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'm not saying she's lazy, but I don't think she
likes this as much as she thought she would, and
so she committed to it. And then now it's like,
literally it's like pulling teeth and if you have to
pull it out then it's not fun. Yeah, and it's
not and it's not good content. No, So, like you know,
we the last one we did, I think was when
we had the party at the rental house and everyone
was drunk and we got we did it in the pool.
That's fun though, That is really fun.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, it sounds like a lot of like really good.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But then I told you guys, if you get to ten,
I'd be on your podcast. And then you got ten.
Now you're at twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, look at us, these are good. Did you think
we'd even get to twenty five? I did it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I didn't I did it. I didn't know faith.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I had faith, but I didn't think. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I felt like something would have come up and someone
would have lost commitment.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, Jade and Zach started the podcast years ago called
game Time, which was a video game podcast that's lol. Yeah,
because my boss at the time was like, we got
to get content for younger people like to maybe check
out the iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And there was no, not a whole lot of gaming
podcasts on the iHeart app at the time.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I was like, well, my son and his friend.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Was a smart idea.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, and so they did. And it still gets listened
to this day. Really, if I check the stats, hush dog.
If I check the stats, it still gets listens to
this day. But you guys haven't updated it in seven years.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh No. The funny thing was I originally before I
even asked you, I asked him and I was like,
I've already been through this before. I'm not even gonna
do this. Yeah, I went to you, and now look
at us episode twenty five, and we're committed and that
dog's not gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Let you pick her up. So anyway, so like that's
why I figured. I'm like, well, they'll start it and
then they'll get bored with it, or they won't get
as much like you know, traction as they had hoped,
because you know, I think when you first started a podcast,
you think thousands of people are just gonna start listening,
and then they don't know because it takes a while.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
And so if you get twenty, you're like cool. And
then if you get thirty, and if you get one
hundred on a regular it's pretty good. And that's what
that's what was going on, and it was like, oh man,
people listen.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Then eventually you hope to grow, Like I think, I
haven't looked at your stats in a while, but you know,
your first episode's over five hundred, six hundred listens now,
so people residually listen to all stuff, right, So but
when you start, you don't see that, so you get
discouraged and you quit. Yeah, that's what I was saying.
You got to get to ten, and then you guys
got to ten and now you're twenty five.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah. Well, the thing is, I don't really look at
the stats as much as I used to within the
first ten and which I probably should look at it
more just because I should know what's going on with
my podcast. But the same time, I feel like i'd
get like we get courage at the same time.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Look, I work in radio and that's all I do
is look at numbers and I chase ratings and stuff.
And you don't want to do that because it sucks
the fun out of it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's true. Like I look forward to this every week.
It's a great time.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, So that's the thing about it.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I figured if we kept the consistency, then like discipline
comes with consistency, So that kind of works too.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Like the fact we're able to do this every week and.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
We also have missed weeks, it's not like, well, yeah,
life happens.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
But yeah, I was gonna say, we're still young. Like
life is at the most craziest right now.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I feel like, but.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You guys, I think I owe you like seventy five
dollars a piece for ads that Yeah, there's a I
mean there's ads on all of these. Well I knew
that because we're like we go through Spreaker and they
place ads and they give you sixty percent of what
they make.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh nice, So like it all just rolls.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Into an account. I don't haven't checked it in a
little while. But I mean at the beginning, you guys
were just putting in a little bit here and there,
but your mom and Ied podcast blew up. We had
we had a thousand on the first episode, right, but
then we stopped doing it. So you guys are carrying
the weight now, and so I think you like seventy
five dollars a piece.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Look at us, we're doing pretty good camera. You might
as well just keep that in the bank. Yeah, yeah,
you'll get paid off. That could be your cameo budget. Actually,
that could be a great cameo budget. Dude, I'm looking
at it right now. The person, the voice actor who
played Woods and Call of Duty fifty dollars. Oh, that's
actually too much. I mean, insane some of these people.
(07:07):
Do you think that's insane? They got really Yeah, I
get he's a voice actor and everything.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's too much. Vanilla ice is five hundred and sixty
nine dollars and seventy seven cent your mouth and seventy
seven cents. Yeah, I'm not sure why he came up with.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That's actually tax reasons maybe, yeah, actually, yes, insane.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, So, I mean it really has been here let's
click on the under fifty section. I think under fifty
dollars is probably where you're living. Yeah, so for sure,
let's click on.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh do you know, do we get the lead singer
of Sugar Ray and have him say sugar Gay?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh yeah, will he say that? He probably not not
at all Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
He's never looked like Aarons look.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Alike as fifteen what the hell you look alike?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
That is actually really funny, the fact that they have lookalikes. Though,
we can get the below average man for fifteen dollars,
Let's see the fifty dollars section is really bottom of
the barrel. William Long from American Idol back in the day.
I don't even know who that is, so they're, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Maybe the second it might have been the first season
that he did she Bang Bang she Bang Asian guy
and then he got famous. Oh that's the guy from
the Hangover.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, no, not the guy from now you said Asian
and got famous.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yes, that is Kim Jong and he actually is famous.
But William Hung was on American Idol and he made
a record after that, and it was really bad because
at the end they put they put him on to
make fun of him. That was back when people weren't
like so it like sensitive, right, so they'd put him
through to Hollywood to make fun of him.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But it went the other way Backfard he he became
a millionaire from it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Really make fun of me all you want? I become
a millionaire? Kanye East? Yes? Do you not know who
Kanye East is? He's hilarious. I've actually seen that guy
all over. Yeah, he'll go on Instagram lives and he'll
just read the comments and wrap. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
It's pretty funny. He made he made money off it. Yes, well,
the under fifty is very bottom of the barrel.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You can get ten dollars real life, Peter Griffin.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, I don't think you want to.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You can get tyreek Hill for a thousand. Shut up,
Hyreek Hill has forty one so far you're lying. Yeah,
this guy's one dollar.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Let's see, you.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Know the guy who looks like it's more interesting honestly
to get a dollar one though, like rather than getting
a genuine celebrity, like, come.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
On, you can get Kurt Angle for one hundred dollars.
I think that's reasonable. You can get the bad guy
from Cobra Kai for two for you.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You can get LeVar Ball Shut Up for a one
hundred and thirty three dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, that's not I'm not paying that.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I mean, that's a lot of money, but I don't
think that's that's not that's not too terrible for it, dude,
he's more expensive than Kurt Angle.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
One hundred and thirty three doesn't make it.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We can get Brett Faharr for two hundred and eighty
five dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
He's a big name. We can get The Island Boys
for sixty five dollars Kiss each Other and that's funny.
And they're actual five books. That's pretty cheap. Yeah, but
they're brothers and they're weird people. I don't want I
don't want them to say my name podcasting. I wouldn't
take them, No, I neither would We get riff Raff
probably not on here. Yeah, for eighty five dollars. Eighty
five I was expecting a lot more. Actually, like Riffraff,
(09:57):
he cracks me up. He cracks me up to neck
like I don't know nobody because he used to do
MTV stuff. Yeah, that's where he started.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
He used to walk through like the shopping malls, and
he still looks like he doesn't and like make fun
of that stuff. He's like, oh man, that jewelry. That's
the middle of the mall jewelry. That's what you tell
people jewel was cheap. That's the middle of the mall jewelry.
That was funny. I did no clue about that.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
We can get Chris Hansen, the dateline guy Catch Predator,
to catch a predator really yeah, seventy. It's really insane
that that he's on there. Just like his team thought
of that, you know what I mean, like you know.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
What she probably thought that.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You think he thought of that? During COVID this app
was going crazy. What does he do anything about the kids?
I probably not. You remember the video of the pawn
Star guy what's his name? The bald guy, the dad
not the like super old dad man, but Rick, yeah,
Rick Rick Rick Rick. He do you not remember the
(10:55):
viral clip of him going, uh, I can give you
a nineteen dollars Fortnite car.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
That was that was through cameo.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh yeah, they just say whatever in wonder the blue
who's not working?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I say, I let me pull up that video some
of the great people I've never heard of that are
charging a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I saw a few of those. Two Like I'm
just scrolling through here. I don't know a lot of
these people.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Because it asked me to sign up, because I guess
I maybe it knows from my email address. I'm in
radio out on the app, but are already checked the
radio box.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And it recommended I charged thirty dollars, and I'm like,
that's a little steep. Let me take all the money.
I wouldn't pay thirty dollars. I wouldn't pay thirty dollars
for you. Can we do legit mafia? Dude, we can mafia.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
We can get AJ and Big Justice for one hundred
and fifty.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I can do their voice already, So I don't know
if we need that. Oh my god, before an the risk,
you can do, Josh, you will block Ah. I don't
know about that one. Tonio Brown.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
These names are not that impressive. Antonio Brown for two fifty.
I'm at the under one hundred and fifty dollars when
and I'm really struggling to find anyone.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's what I'm looking at right now. I think belongs
near Lupe Fiasco. I guess. Yeah, that's funny thing that is.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean he's a musician, like a producer, rapper type person.
He's had a few big songs.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Here, let's do the fifty to seventy five. Adam Carolla
is a big deal. He host Pine I know that name.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, he was a man show back. He's only one
hundred and twenty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
There's this NFL referee for sixty dollars. I don't know
who would ever do that one. This NFL referee for
how much? Sixty dollars? I wouldn't do that. You can,
Oh my god. You remember the person that was like,
hoja kids? Oh yeah, they're on here for fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's a pretty good deal. Because he'll his name is Antoine.
He'll probably say what everyone to say, probably you could
be a rapist.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And that was his big thing.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, I know that was It was a classic HODJ
your kids, how'ja wife? Because they're raping everybody up in here.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's when they they those guys used to do auto
tune the news. That's who made him famous. There was
two guys. They used to do auto tune the news.
So they would take news reports and they would turn
him into songs. That's how he kind of got viral
because they did that. They're gonna find you, They're going
to find you. Can run, tell that run until that run,
until that homeboy, home home boy. They auto tuned all
(13:22):
the news. The lady that did the the building his
own fire. How can I forget that?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Long story short, we redid that one, but they also
did the one with that one. I got bronchitas lady.
I don't even know that one.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I do know that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
So these guys would auto tune they cut off the
all bronchitas pile. All I remember is, yeah, so these guys,
but that's so good.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
It's two guys.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
They started a YouTube called Autotune the News and they
would just take yeah, and they got super famous for it.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh that was back like at the very beginning of
viral type stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And that was funny, you know what I mean. Like, Also,
Deban found this guy on cameo. He dresses up as
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
That's a good idea, and that's.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, he does things is Jesus Christ. He has a
little bit like a sky but it says forty five
dollars plus Jesus Christ for forty dollars. It's forty five
dollars depending on what it is. I'm assuming if you
want him to say something a little funny, he's gonna charge.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, they all pretty much say plus. I think this
is just like the jumping off point is what you see.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I think anybody can be pushed to touch more.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
They're gonna depend They're gonna do it depending on what
you ask them to do. Got you so, like I
told you that Lisa Lowe did one for me. Your
mom probably paid her extra to Sink's Day.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Probably, Yeah, she man, she starts at one twenty nine.
Mom played a lot for that.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, I mean, I mean it was my birthday. That's true.
It is the birthday, and we we've already bought so
many things for each other, it's kind of hard to
come up with something creative. So, I mean, when you
guys been married for what or twenty we've been we've
been together for going on twenty years.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That's yeah, look at that two decades. You know, you
say two decades, it sounds a lot longer. Yeah, you
get the Boston be a Man guy.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Who the Boston be a Man guy. He makes all
those videos, you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Come on, man, Yeah, the one thing in a man
the last.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
That you guys know. I don't even know who they
are because they're all like virals.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, they're like stupid, like this guy on Instagram who'll
be like eat cigarettes, be a man and that's the
whole thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I don't even know who any of those people are,
but you guys know him because because they're the viral people.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah. When it comes to influencers who do videos on
like the platform TikTok, you can get a lot of
people who are pretty famous for super cheeks. All these
people who are really famous are like Jesse.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The body of Ventura is only one hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Get Jesse Ventura, guys or not even you. I don't know, Devin.
I don't know if you'll know this. But do you
remember that one quarterback for the Giants?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Uh? Well no, there is it right down?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Well no, from last year. He was like the undrafted dude.
He was Italian. Oh yeah, he had the agent, right,
you remember the ag with the hat he's on here
for fifty five dollars. Nice, Well, you gotta capitalize while
you can. He probably got a few big hits, we'll
start doing cameos. Yeah, twelve, I meant doing cameos.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Put yourself on there for a dollar.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh, we could do that. That's how we get big.
They starting, Yeah, and we'll get posted on TikTok. Dude,
these random teens, we'll put the dudes put a dollar
plus that way, Yeah, and saying you're right, you want
both dudes, it's two dollars, that's true.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
One dude is a dollar.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
If you want both dudes, it's two dollars. If you
want the dog in, there's three dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Right, So yeah, you should. You should put yourself I'm
gonna make mine. I'm not going to put it for
thirty dollars. I can suggest.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I think it'd be really fun for us if.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
If we if we actually did as the dudes and
we kind of made a little character with it.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I feel like it'd be pretty fun. One. I can
make a red neck character. And yeah, you can do
a red redneck. You could do the Mexican. Well, those
are doing us, that's the plus part. You don't get
that for this the dollar. If you just killed I'll
be the red you'll be the Mexican.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
You don't get that for just the dollar. That's the
plus part.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, that is the plus part. I can't just do
like sketchy stuff on the internet for a dollar. Do
something strange for a piece of change. I'll get a
whole western outfit. You're kidding me? Yeah, dude, I went
to Tampa over last week. Uh oh, how's your week?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
We have a sorry, we do, we have a special guest,
and we don't even know what we're doing anymore.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Well, I mean, if you're going to jump into something
you did last week, go ahead and let us know
what you did.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Dude. So first of all, this is a little ramp.
I went to Breaking Benjamin last week. Well, I tried
to go to the Breaking Benjamin Stained concert in Tampa. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
When was it, uh Wednesday? Wednesday? Yeah, Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And uh I drove the no traffic going to Tampa
obviously because there's a hurricane coming. No one's going to
Tampa except us. So we get to Tampa. As we
pull up to Tampa, we're right behind this red jeep
and we pull up to the amphitheater gates are closed.
We're like, what the hell? So the dude is like
hops out of his geep. He comes up to us.
He goes, hey, man, you're here for the concert. I'm
(17:51):
like yeah, he goes, I drove from Orlando. I go
us too, and then we look up on Staines Instagram
and they go concert has been camped. I'm already in Tampa.
I drove an hour to Tampa and prior to that.
The whole reason why I'm so upset about this is
it was like a couple hours before doors opened, and
then uh, they promoted it all morning, all all during
(18:14):
the day, all last night saying rain or shine, we perform,
We're not canceling, blah blah blah blah blah, and then
they canceled when we get there, and it pissed me up.
That is super old. I'm assuming you've been refunded. I
still have the tickets you still have to take. I'm
gonna go to the console because they're gonna do it.
Make They're gonna okay, they don't cancel. And then just like,
just like.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Did it make you even more crazy that I told
you they were probably gonna cancel and then they did?
Because I know, yeah, everyone hates when I'm right. I
even said it in my own head. I was talking
to Alex about it, I think, and he was just like,
Jaden's going to a conscerts. I canceled, and I'm like,
it's ten o'clock at night. I haven't heard none.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
He's probably you know what I mean, whoa uh. We
we just hung out in Tampa for the rest of
the day. I was like, dude, we're alreright here and
I'm not driving an hour.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
But actually it was a two hour drive because all
the traffic. And I took back roads because I'm not
dealing with all that traffic. It was quicker. Somehow, traffic's
really better. Also, I love the Florida back roads. Florida
back roads are so much fun. Not they're it's just
a straight road and it's just it's not even like
a speeding thing. Where did it spit you out Clearmont
on the way back? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's what I assume.
(19:18):
I know what, I know exactly what back roads? Yeah,
it's not even like a speeding thing. I just love
the whole not touch Florida, not a bunch of like
apartments everywhere, you know what I mean. Yeah, that's my
favorite part about Florida. The untouched parts back a nice.
They were beautiful, They're great. I love them. But the
whole point of that story is they canceled on me,
and your dad was right, and he was right. And
(19:38):
I also I was driving back and I drove a
little bit in a crazy storm. And dude, when I
was leaving Tampa that day, some of the streets were
already a little flooded.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It was crazy. Well, it hit Tampa first, I know.
So if you lived on the water side of Tampa,
you got really no jacked up.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
My dad lives in Saint Pete, so he had a Yeah,
there's a there's a lot going on around there.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah. I well, no, when we were leaving, it was
it just started storming when we were leaving. We were
leaving the public so we stopped to get drinks and
snacks because it was like a two hour drive. So like,
I'm kind of hungry. So we're leaving and it starts
just downport when we're in publics. We're leaving Tampa. By
the time we get out of downtown Tampa, some of
the streets are already covered in water.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Is crazy, dude.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
That surge came fast too, Yeah, like super fast. But
here in nice Orlando. We're in the middle of just
we never really get anything exactly like.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
If they freak out about it, but we never really
get anything.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You know, never because again we're in the middle of
all the land, right, it's never gonna end.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
But where we go on the boat a lot, Madeira Beach,
Treasure Island, John's Pass got destroyed, like I believe it.
I mean, not like level. But the water is in
all the stores and stuff that we go to all
the time. There's boats in people's front yards and stuff.
Oh yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
So do you know the beach Honeymoon Island? No, No,
Honeymoon Honeymoon Island is across the Gandy Okay, yeah, okay,
kind kind of towards the end of the Gandy. There's
a beach that you can go on.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
It's on both sides of it, uh huh, And that's
Honeymoon Island. But it's just a small beach, you know
what I mean. People go there, some people fish off,
it's whatever. All that sand is completely like it's completely covera'ed.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Just no beach there anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I saw all water and then all a ton of
the sand is just on the road. It's crazy it's
all just covering the because I mean the beach is
right off of it.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah. I saw pictures I don't know remember where, but
the whole like road and everything's just sand.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's all it is. Yeah, I mean it was bad here.
There was a there's a key, I think it's called
Keaton Beach. Ninety percent of the houses got destroyed up
in the Panhandle where it hit. And then now in
North Carolina that's bad. I'm going to say the radio
in Asheville and they're basically like underwater.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I was about to say, have you seen Carolina The
bridges coming down from the like the bridges that connect
Tennessee to Carolina just coming down.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
The rampants are on the way back from North Carolina
right now. They wanted to take a flight, but their
flight kept getting canceled because there's just so much going.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
On that you can't.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Right, there's a Windy's that's underwater to the roof.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Like the top of it. To the w Nashville. Ashville
is the like left. No, I think that's the plate.
There's a place in North Carolina I saw literally there's
nothing like yeah, absolute water right now.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, so yeah, we always get lucky with it, so
I don't freak out too much, Like I make sure
that like we chairs blow into our pool, like okay, whatever,
like that's super first world. You're not gonna really and
if we lose power, let's be honest, we're going to
a hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So that the one time we lost power during a hurricane,
we were in a hotel the very next day, not
even the next day, that night, that night, it wasn't
really that night we went over.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
To because we just go to where the tourists stay
because we know they're gonna have power. And then we
just rent a townhouse and stay. We took all of
our stuff out of the fridge and put it in
the fridge there, so we didn't lose anything.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm not living without power for a week. No, no,
not at all, absolutely, just not because I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
So, like all the money you would buy, like spend
on a generator and everything, you take that and just
put it into a hotel because generator is not gonna
power your whole house.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I guess you got a point. I always thought. I
always wondered why we didn't have a generator.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's not gonna power, it's gonna power like two or
three things. It's not gonna let you have AC it's
not gonna let you have you know, a TV and
Xbox and Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
And it also takes need to keep a generator going
for a week anyway, So at the end of the
day you might as well just go to a hotel.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I mean, there's a different point. If our area was
what happened to Asheville, different story. Now your life's different
chant things. Yeah, oh completely yeah, but like it right
now where we live, it's minor inconvenience. I'm sure living
in a minor inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I don't need to you guys didn't run out of
power right now.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Our maybe our fence styles flew off. They didn't even
flap this time.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's not the big deal.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Our flints, our flints didn't fall over.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That happens on a normal summer storm. So the fact
that it even happened here, it's like, okay, yeah, that's
the beauty about Orlando. Dude. We're in the middle of land.
We're never going to get flooded or anything. Tornadoes are
your is your only real fears. I've lived here for
nineteen years and I've never seen a tornado. I've seen
one in Tampa.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
That's the only real fear from hurricanes to me here
in Orlando unless it's the big one. If the big
one comes, we're all in trouble. But I mean, tornadoes
get popped up and you can't really predict.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That, right, I mean, I get tornado warnings, but again,
I still have never seen one. We've had some bad ones.
You weren't alive yet, but there was some men. Jen
was telling me about that.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Not my but there's some that destroyed like parts of
Winter Garden, even not too far from here. Really, yeah,
so like we've had them here, it's just it's been
a while. I mean I think it was ninety ninety eight,
ninety nine maybe really, yeah, Jen was telling me about
one in samfe it was ninety eight. I think I
think it was Sanford, maybe she did, Maybe it was.
There was some in SA they found they found a
baby in a tree days later because they got clown into.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, it was really bad. That's actually why, right, So
like we they've it's happened here. It's just been a
very long time. So it's not see that you really
think about. So no, that's why.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I don't know which one it was, but when I
was when I was maybe around like the nine or ten,
or maybe it could have been eleven. Between nine and eleven,
I had to deal with a hurricane by myself because
my parents, my mom worked at a hospital. My stepfather
was a firefighter, so they had to do their thing,
you know. And yeah, they we boarded up the windows
and everything like that, because at the time it seemed
like a big deal. I was off of school for
(24:55):
like a week, and uh, I sat in like a
bathroom forever.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
And it sucks.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That was out of power and my my my parents
are working overtime dealing with the aftermath of everything.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
What do you want? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
She wants up there? Were you gonna hear random barks
from the dog?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, every once in a while, and and yeah, I
mean I had I had my dog Copper.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
That was all that was going for me. But we
were out of power for like three days.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I had to feed myself with like I couldn't mic
away ramen or anything, and that's really all I ate.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I would just eat just you know, raw stale ramen
with the jackets.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
It was bad. Sucked dude, when we went speaking of
hurricane when I when I was in Tampa, they had
this crazy hurricane vehicle.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It was wild.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
It's something like I've never seen before. It was like
like a truck. It was like a truck times ten.
It was wild. It looked like like a GCA car.
It was like a news station. No, it was like her.
It was hurricane relief. That's what it was. Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Now there are some people that on YouTube they build
like their own little cars like the movie Twister, and
they go chase the storms. We watch the guy sometimes
he drives down to Florida and drives into all the
spots that are gonna get messed up, so we could,
you know, get like dash cam video and like it's
crazy talk about it. So there are people that do that.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I'm assuming the car to even have a c because
in the like where you sit like the driver and
everything had two fans in there, like just two regular fans.
Like it seemed like it like an old military car
that they just tricked out for hurricane relief. Like that's
what it looked like.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
The new station here Fox thirty five, they have thunder
truck and it's got all the weather gear in it
and they drive it into storms.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Badass name though that is. Yeah, I could never be
I think it'd be pretty cool. Nah, dude, that'd be
terrifying if I was with like someone who was like
knowing what they were doing, that would be like twisted
like the movie in real life. I couldn't bro no
that that. That's like a really exaggerated tornado.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Ill.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You know, Tonado is insane.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Not in the Midwest, that's pretty normal.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, like Kansas and stuff insane. When I went to college,
I went, I shipped my pants and die.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
University of North Texas and it was right next to Oklahoma,
and it's they call it Tornado Alley, so it's right.
But we had all those hurt like the tornado sirens.
They would test them all the time, right before tornado season. Jesus.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
So yeah, it's pretty it's pretty rough. It comes down
that like you know, through the Midwest and then ends
kind of in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah. The only reason I know about tornadoes in the
Midwest is because the original Wizard of Oz. Yeah, that
was like one of my favorite movies as a kid.
And in the very beginning when it's in black and white,
it's giant tornado. True. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I went up to visit my my siblings in Nebraska
once and they have pretty bad tornadoes up there, and
there was there was one that was happening randomly and
we had we ought to send like a concrete basement.
It was my first time I've experiencing anything like that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I'm good. I've never even been in a basement. Yeah,
we don't have that, Yeah, never even seen yeah really yeah, yeah, Florida,
if you take a basement, you're getting water.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I'm not from the north like you. You're from the North, right.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
No, No, I'm born and raised brother really Florida. You
just have family, and I just have family New York.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
My siblings were in Nebraska, you know, I have family,
and my sister's in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
You get basements in Atlanta even, like so it's not
too oh yeah yeah, we're like the only Florida is
is way.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Why it's like the.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Water Peninsula and stuff like that. If you did, we're
surrounded by water. You're eventually gonna get some.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You're gonna get water. You could build a house elevated
and have a basement underneath it. I guess if you wanted.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
To go through that. So if there's a nuke, we
got no fallout shelters. We're screwed.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
No, we don't have any place to go.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
In fact, when we were kids, they would tell us
to get under our desks.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
They still do that. Wait with the Cold War, like
active when you were the.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Cold War, we do this last time where you got yeah,
we thought I was eighty.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well afterwards we started doing a purpose seventies.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Well, the Cold War did last a long time.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It ended in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
You you can't call me like crazy for that, but
it was born in seventy one.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Though it wasn't Cold War in the sense like you know,
like we were, we were the tail end of Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
In my in my defense, I thought the Cold War
was like seventy eighties, nineties, Well it would be, but
no nineties, No, no, no, because Reagan kind of ended
it a little bit, okay, and he would he would
have been in the eighties, Okay. See, I thought it
went on to the like early nineties. I mean, we've
had a cold relationship with Russia forever. Oh no, I
know that, including still but the Cold War part of
(28:59):
it where it's like I'll push my button.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I'll push my button.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Fu you fuck you.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That was like seventies into the eighties.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's how they should teach it in my history class.
That's really how it was. That's the most accurate the
Old War. I don't know why, wells, that's why Donald
Trump was like a throwback to the Cold War. I'll
push my button, I'll push my my buttons bigger than
your button.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oh yeah, let's see and then everybody dies.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Is bigger than everybody's.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Oh yeah, legitimately speaking, that's am Yeah, but don't they
have Like we might have the biggest, but I only
have like multiple so I mean.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So, I mean we also have multiple I would say
we're probably the most prolific nuclear country, like honestly, but
like they there, there's probably low key people that don't
like us, that wouldn't say it out loud. But if
if someone flipped on us, they'd be like, yeah, fuck
those guys, and they would they rob our way too,
like the Cubas of the world for sure, Like you know,
stuff like that. But again, if so, from what I
(29:52):
understand in all my readings, you know, I read random
ship from what I understand in all my readings. Let's
say the dude in Russia whoever over there, like decided,
all right, fuck it, I'm gonna nuke you guys.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
That's it. Yeah, you're done. We would know before it hit, right,
don't we have the little sonarou We would know before
it hit So by the time it hit here. And
let's say they hit us, they would take out a
pretty big city, New York's whatever. Yeah right, yeah, but
we've got enough to before it even hit us. We
would literally turn their entire country into a parking lot,
(30:27):
like literally, and it would we'd have to out of principle,
like no, yeah, because at that.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Point I feel like we turn into don like we
just start throwing our waist there and it's we would it's.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Generally at that point a big dick contest like Okay,
we can't. We can't look like a bunch of punks.
Yeah no, So we take out your country. We would
lose a city, but by the end of the day,
there would be literally nothing left.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
New York is like woke to everything.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
They have those balls, you know what I mean, those
balls you crawl into when shit happens.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I don't think that's gonna help them. Yeah, come on,
but it would come get on the subway. They're fine.
The ultimate outcome would be it would fuck the whole
planet because now you've got nuclear ship in the in
the atmosphere, literally everything. Everyone lose, Yeah, I mean everyone
loses in this scenario, but we definitely win when in
(31:14):
the in the who who lost the least category?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, so that's true, like we should make isn't really?
You know what I mean? We still have our pride American.
You are right.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I swear I heard like a little sound effect.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Goal. I heard it too. I heard that too. I
don't know. I don't know what that was one's phone.
Oh no, it wasn't mine. I knew I wasn't crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Wasn't your phone.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
No, I just heard it again. So I didn't hear that,
but I heard it the first time. It was like,
but in could have been I guess it could have
been friends. But nowhere I heard that certain way down. Yeah, no,
I don't know what I just heard. You've heard that too, though, right, Yeah,
okay whatever, I'm not the only one that did that
heard it. It's fine, Okay, you're not crazy. You gets
a friend, I promise.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Anyway, if you are.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's a cute if that were to happen.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
By the way, getting in a basement wouldn't do you
any freaking good. No, basements are like you have to
get like in a silo like way at the bott
of like concrete and all that shit, and then you
still have to have enough stuff to live down there
for years because they wouldn't be able to go back
up when the food source is all gone, everything's contaminated.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Oh yeah, because in Fallout video games, it's like two
hundred years after the nuke. That's right, makes.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Sense so very I don't know if you've seen the
movie Deep Impact, where an asteroid's gonna hit the Earth,
so it's a very similar situation.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
The way they were going to preserve Earth.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Is they took a whole bunch of shit and they
put it inside these caves, a network of caves that
they built where they're going to stay living for years.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Oh is that the movie where they had the sunlight
like with lamps coming down on them.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
No, it never actually happened the asteroid they saved the day.
But anyway, the whole point was you have to you'd
have to preserve life for x amount of years before
you go back out and live your normal life. Right,
so basement they're gonna cut it.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, yes, I never thought about that, like the after effect, right,
you can get in the shelter. Bout what are you
gonna do if.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
You didn't have plumbing, you know what I mean? You
just have a room full of years worth of ship.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Well that like the silos that they built, those are
all legit, like now rich people are buying them and
then like some of them are turning them into like
condos and shit.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Like that Cloverfield movie. Is that the one with the
guy from Big Lebowski.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I have no clue. He's a big, fat white guy. Dude.
I still haven't seen The Big Lebowski. I don't know.
He sent the dad in Roseanne.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah he the Cloverfield movie.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
He has he's in the Hangover too.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
He has the bunk in the bottom and he kidnaps
this woman basically and keeps her in there. And he
has another guy as well. But they he lives down there.
He's the only one who prepped for the apocalypse, and
he has tons of food. He has everything he needs
down there. He thought of everything. He has a cub
of acid. So they can put all their waist instead
of PM. So he puts all their waist in. It
just disintegrates it. Yeah, that's probably, but he thought of
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absolutely everything, books, movies, board games.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
But that's what people are doing. It's real. I don't
I don't know how it's coming. People just live in
that too. Kill you.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
There's a neighborhood of just like Bunkers Apocacos. I swear
I'll look it up. I've seen a documentary on a
YouTube documentary like forty eight minutes I saw like two
weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I swear.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
When I drive to work in the morning, I flip
around news stations so I can try to catch up
on everything before I get to work. It's the best
I can. And there's commercials for and they sell them
at Costco. Actually for the food supplies. It's my Patriots
Supply dot Com. And they got a guy that does
the commercials.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
He's like, imagine if the worst happened in your family,
My Patriots Supply dot Com, get your twenty eight delicious
meals for five people for forty nine ninety nine, and
right now we'll get you two kits for the prisal one.
This really is fallout though, at the end of the day,
it is all out.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
It's like what if you lost power because of a
hurricane or even worse, a war.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Like I'm not gonna fall out. Isn't too far from everything.
I'm not going in Chinese's own buddy, We're going to war.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
But the guy's voice and it's my Patriots Supply dot com.
He should pay for this commercial. He really should. That
was a great ad. Go to my Patriots Supply dot
com right now. We'll give you two delicious kits for
the PRASL one.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
If you use the code dude problems, you get twenty
percent off for all purchases.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
But it's it's legit. I got a friend who's like
a super prepper. His name is Joe. Joe is hoping
something jumps off. So Joe used to be in the military,
special force type guy fan. First of all, he's like
six tenths I ever met him. You've seen Big Joe before.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I have a super tall guy.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
But he's got every gun you can think of.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
He's got an armored vehicle. He's he's got.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
A plan and he has a team of guys and
they know like there's like a code word if something
were to jump off. They'll hit each other on our
little trip trip and they'll be like, you know, as juice, and.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Then everybody, everybody that's really crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Everybody converges to the castle and they say and like
and no one else is allowed in, Like you said, look, and.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
That's what I mean. These are guys you gotta be
friends with.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Like, well, they won't let you in because you bring
nothing to the table. So my friend who I work with, Johnny,
he's like, so I'm good, right, And they're like, sorry, bro, Like,
we like you a lot and we enjoy that you
give us free tickets to stuff entertainer.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
When it comes to.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
This, if you don't have a skill that's going to
advance us, then now you're just eating carpentry.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Now you're I mean, I understand now you're a mouth
to feed?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Are you out in?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
What do I bring?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I can build? I can bring my boat, though my
boat could be that's true, your boats could be, so
I could actually Probably you're telling them, hey, I'll bring
my boat to the castle.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Cool, come in, Yeah, No, you're in.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
So it's just then you need to get the gas
too though.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Well, but they've got all that too.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
I'm telling these guys are ready.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, like my thing wouldn't work out like I said, carpentry,
but when it comes to building stuff, they have the
wood for it.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
They don't need you exactly, they will build them. I
can build a vanity for the boys. I want to
do table. I listened this. I have a small arsenal
things that can builds only tables, vanities and maybe a mirror.
It's like things in the desks family, like like desk
(36:46):
flat surface related things. I don't know even how to
describe it. I can build desk tables in vanage, maybe
a circular table dress I don't I don't.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Even a circular table.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I don't know how I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
So here's where your angle would be. Because the pretty
much the money system's gone, so now bartering is the deal.
So maybe carpentry is good because now you offer a
service that you could trade. Maybe there's people that casts
maybe need stuff. So now we're on the barter system.
So now you do you do need someone that has
any sort of skill.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I guess you got a point. I don't even know
what my skill would be. I think they just look
at me and kill me. Honestly, you bro you're entertainment.
You're entertainment. They don't need entertainment, need entertainment. I'll be like,
I can build shit. I swear I'll teach them. I'll
teach them. I'll teach them, young prodigy. I think it
really all depends if it jumps off terribly and everyone
it's every man for themselves. I don't think entertainment's going.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
To help if the government we're gonna take us and
put us in somewhere. Yeah, you need talking head TV people,
you need entertainers because you got to keep.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
The masses as normal as possible in their day.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
To day lives.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
You're right. So in a scenario like the movie Deep
Impact that was telling you about, you should watch.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
It's pretty good. I'm Morgan Freeman's the president.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
What that sounds like the world I want to live in.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
So in that sense, I could probably l hey, we'll
be the Bunker's morning show and we'll keep everybody enter.
We'll give you you know what's going on over in
Sector twelve.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
And went back to another day.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Straight fallout man fallout at SEC today, Like so we
could do that, but like if it was just literally
every man for himself, like they're coming at the door.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
What am I gonna tell him?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Jokes?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I guess you got a knock knock. I got some
of my patriots supply dot Com.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I got eighteen delicious. Man. There you go. We can
get my patriots supply dot com and we can get
a sponsorship so they send us all this stuff like
that could be our use. And then Devin could build
his cabinets to put it in. Yeah, and I'll go,
We're all set. I can do cabinet and I can
still do the ad read for him. And so people
that are alive during the pockelyps. Can you need a
three sixty camera too? What's that gonna do? I don't know,
(38:48):
adam sixty camera?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
We're gonna post it because there's no Wi Fi. I mean,
I'm sure they'll think of something that.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Well, Elon Musk got Starling will still be fine, exactly
like I see the car driving around with Wi Fi.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, we'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong? Actually, I guess
you're not wrong. Well, I think this is a good
spot to I don't know how long we've been. We've
been going off for forty five and how long we've
been I think it's a good, good, pullshit podcast. I'm
always really yeah. No, it really was about nothing. It
really was about nothing, but it was somehow entertaining. But
go to my Patriots Supply dot com. If we learned
one thing from this podcast, what is it? We go
(39:25):
to my Patriots Supply dot com. Order the JAD package
twenty percent off with the code problems promo code.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
We need to we need to send them an email
and see if you can pays a dollar for this cameo.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's I'll send them an email today. Fantastic, I'm telling you,
when you listen to my Patriots Fly commercial, I'm not
even kidding, it's gonna sound just like what I'm excited,
completely literally, like when I'm listening to the news.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
He breaks in with you never know what's going to happen.
Everything could be fine today and then everything is all
fucked up tomorrow. He didn't say that part, but might
as well.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
He might as well. He would if it was up
to him, he would. You wake up tomorrow. You got
a food on your face. There's a war going on.
It's like Nagasaki out there.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
I'll give you twenty nine delicious mealal that'll last fifty years.
We got fifty year ribs, baef tenderlong Colfredo Alfredo, manaranara.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Breakfast, lunch and dinner for the whole family.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I meant to say marinara, but I study a narronara.
What that is? We got the narrown arrow sauce we
call Olive Garden. Ask him for that.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Can have some noodles with somenara.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Hey, Olive Gardening. Y'all got them noles with the manara
and in the minaire. Yeah, I'm telling you, look up
my patriots. Ply those guys owe us money. This whole
podcast has been a sponsorship for them, at least about.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
My Patriots supply dot com.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Thank you, my Patriots supply dot com.
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