Adirondack Adventures

The Dudes talk about Devin's vacation... Talk about the movie Longlegs... and what's up with Devin's obsession with Love Island USA?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
That has never been in my cars, never between every
single day in the same room. See no money in
the bank, of gas in my tank. Tone know what
to do? Don't know what the thing do?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Come Welcome to the dude problem problems.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Really just got into it. Eh huh, really really just
got into it.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Ah yeah, yeah, I mean we kind of just threw
ourselves into We only had like three takes before this,
the little laugh, the applause, Thank you. We do want
to thank you guys so much for all the sport.
You know, it's just amazing. Thank you for all that
beautiful What do you mean, that's that's the live that's
the live audience. That's live audience. That's live audience. Really yeah,
watch audience laughing, laughing, cheer. There's people behind us just

(00:47):
laughing at chair. I don't know on our commands.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
That's it's one sure people people people boo people boo us.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Ship. They have drums and the trombone, which one an
entire band. There's no boo.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I could have swore that we had a boat.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
There's no boo.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I thought we had a boat. No, you should have
told me that before I random noises.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, four people bro like what just happened? You know
what I mean? I really told we had a boot button.
It's terrible. It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Well add a boot button.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Tell me how your week'spend. Man, You've been all right,
You've been al right so far. Yeah, man, just working.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I saw Deadpool opening night by myself because I becauld
I'm legend.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's legit. That is actually really yeah, but no want
to go.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
So I was like, all right, fuck all of you guys,
that's pretty legit, and then I went by myself.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I would have went. I was on vacation, man.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I had a great time. It was actually before you
went on vacation, was it really? I think it was
like night of night before, but I didn't want to
bother you because the night.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Before was Fountain's birthday. So yeah, exactly makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
So I just went, and then I could have my
days completely messed up. You definitely could have been on
vacation by then.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, well, I mean opening night was the twenty six twenty. Yes,
I was okay, okay, yeah, yeah. My days are just
all over the plus, So yeah, I saw that. That
was pretty cool. Won't talk about that until next week, though,
because you're supposed to see it today. I know we
were supposed to see this morning. Dude. I I so,
actually I won't talk too much about I want to
hear more about your week. I'll get into my week

(02:09):
in my day. My week's about it ends at all, right,
event pretty sure?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah? Oh I did work on a magic while you
were gone, very good one O seven seven magic. That's
just learn learning boards and ship learning radio ship. So
that's pretty cool. What else have I done? Yeah, I
don't think. I don't look bro looked, Yeah, I looked handsome.
I went to David Busters.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I did. I did some cool things. I like David. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I got my ass beat at David Busters. I ain't
gonna lie. I won like I wanted Mario Kart. And then, dude,
some of the games kind of suck. I got cheated
like you gotta practice no bro, Like the censers in
the games kind of suck.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Next, is is top golf?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Top golf is really top goff is so expensive?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
It really? Yeah it is, and everything it is. Actually
it's least expensive or less expensive when you're going with
a really large group.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Why because you all to split it?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, I mean yes, but it's a set price. So
if you're bringing like eight people. They have a package
where you spend three hundred dollars two hours, but then
you have eight people pitching for three hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Not that oh well then yeah damn, actually yeah, hold on,
time about I mean, I don't have eight friends though.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's the hard part. Would just be like they didn't
show up, bron, it'd.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Be thirty seven dollars and fifty cents. That's actually that's
exactly what I paid when we all went. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
And then you just have someone like order pitchers of
beer and then a ton of nachos and you're having
a great time.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, you got to get the mac and cheese balls.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
We did get the macan so good. You also got
the donut balls. We also got the buffalo wings and
the barbecue Honey barbecue wings.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I want to go to Top Golf. We got at
last time was the top Golf was for my eighteenth birthday.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's a really good time there. No, it's a great time.
I had no idea how to actually do it. I
had one of the guys they're teaching me how to golf. Really,
it's not that hard to fling that bitch. Well, Valentine
was there, and I needed that guy to teach me
how to golf so I could teach her how to go.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh hell no, this this is how I teach.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
How to go. I just started doing wasteball but lower.
You know what I'm saying. I mean, you know you
ever played? Yeah? Play, yeah, it's times ten you just yeah.
I was aiming for all the holes exactly. It doesn't
get any better than that. Thank you, crowd, thank you,
thank you facts. That's a fact.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Turned around and said thank you to the crowd.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Telemarketers calling me I love to pick up and.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Just should answered the asshole.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
But half the time they're the automated ones where it's like,
hell oh it's not fun to hello. No, you don't
get those never a D and T Verizon ever since
that one white guy on YouTube you know exactly who
I'm talking about. For the people who don't, you wouldn't
just send ship. He would back into the cameras, watch

(04:55):
them cameras, tell them their legal names, tell them what's
on their computers. Razing. So, just for context, there's a guy,
he's a YouTuber and I know me and Jayden definitely
like with the each that we like kind of grew
up with him because he did a lot of other cools.
I didn't grow up with him. I found out like
through penguins, like two years okay, not even like a
couple months ago. So I watched him a lot. He
would always just build self or like make you know,

(05:18):
giant pools turn into jello, which is very interesting videos
like jello. And he started getting into this thing of
like catching people doing like stupid shit or bad stuff.
So he started putting backpacks in his car and like Detroit, Oh, no,
San Francisco, because San Francisco. I didn't know what that was,
dealing backpacks. They would open it and it would spray fart,

(05:38):
spray glitter all over the place. It said it set
like alert to the police and they they were on
their way. I didn't know that was the same guy. Yeah,
And then he did it to the first one he
ever did with the office in India of all the telemarketers,
the telescammers. He sent a box of roaches. So they
opened it and these giant roaches just poured out like

(05:58):
living and braw it all over the place. It was
so funny. And then he continued doing it, and he
even got in touch with the like the police.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh yeah, he had people that were like actually in
the country right there, and they had people that were
like trying to kill him, like they had hitman's after
the people that were there. They had the end of
the video. Yeah, crazy ship gamming.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
World's crazy somehow that that that that was involved in
my week that week, Bro, it doesn't matter. It happens
all the time. Get used to it. You know what
I'm saying. I'm done calling it out at this point.
Du That's that's That's what people are going to hook onto.
Some people are gonna like the fact that we go
so fast the same minds as us. You know what
I say I can't say on the podcast. It would

(06:38):
have been so funny. Would it would have been so
you'd always just texted to me in the context, would
be fantastic.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'll text you, but I'll text it.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I will start telling you about about what I've been
going on. I don't think I was You're not done.
You said your week was going to be short, and
then we got distracted with all his bullshit.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm trying to remember what I said.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Where'd I leave? Where did I leave? Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, I got my ass Kickut, Dave and Busters, and uh,
I felt like I did other things. I definitely went
to other places.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Ship.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh I saw, I saw a Despicable of Me four,
That's what I saw. It was so shit. It wasn't okay,
every Despicable. It's not a bad movie. It's just like
they're the same thing. They got to give one and
two were like fire. Yeah, three was not that good.
They got it. It's it's better than the Minions movie
with like the villains, like the DJ one. Yeah, yeah,

(07:29):
it's better than that one. I will say, But this
one went on for so damn long.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah. The person I was there with, we I talking
about the Anti Villain League one.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, the Minions one. Yeah, And I looked over to
the person I was with. I was like, damn, bullshit,
this is just going on forever. She was like, yeah,
this ship is going off.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
It was bad, but it's just like the run time
does not be that long.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Some of the jokes were funny, but a lot of
them missed for me, even the kids in the theater.
It missed for the kids in the theater, Like no
one would.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Those movies do three in like a little adult ish
kind of dude and someone to get like right in
the beginning of the movie, there was like an adult
joke and there I was like, Oh, that's it's funny.
You know.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
The rest of the movie, I don't think I chuckled once.
I maybe chuckled at like one of the fark guns
because I'm a twelve year old.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, but like I think he has one of those
fuck guns. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
But other than he has got to.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Be twenty one in December, he has one of those
fark guns. Every time I go over to his house
and pick him up, he like sits behind the door
and in his room. Yeah, it is Mario saying. He'd
be like and sometimes just famming into the mic. If
around the game, you'd just be like, I've never met him,

(08:38):
but I do.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I had to go through. You're like, who is his friends?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Mars fantastic. He probably has to replace the batteries in it.
It's just an aes tear human bro. I don't know.
He probably has like a huge like pack dedicated specifically
for the far gun. To me, it's probably like the
fat as bad. Oh that's so funny. Oh shit, fantastic

(09:02):
human being shots out Mario bro.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Uh Yeah, what was I talking about. Oh yeah, it
took one before. Yeah, it wasn't that good. Uh, very forgettable.
I don't remember much the villain. The villain was a
damn roach. He turned into a damn cockroach. He was
like it was like, it was really weird. It was
kind of cool. Actually, I won't lie. He was trying
to turn the world into cockroaches.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
But and there was like two it was like pulp
fiction almost. There was two storylines and they conjoined it eventually.
But it wasn't good, not officially. I wouldn't recommend.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, okay, so the guy has like slicked that care
right yep? Uh huh oh yeah, And no he was
a cockroach the entire time underneath his coat.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah he was, and then he took it off.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Have you seen this, dude? You know what's insane? And
I'm so sorry to cut you off, but I got
gas lighted out of not seeing this movie good. It's
crazy that I, like, I didn't get it until just now,
But I was talking about it with someone. I think
it was my manager at work, or maybe it was
someone totally different. I just know split my mind.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
He probably took his kid to go see it.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
And dude, I was like, oh I saw I saw
this movie or I saw and they were like, no,
you didn't. It came out like very recently, you know
what I mean? And that was it with you. No
you didn't see this Okay, No I didn't see I
know I didn't see with you. But somebody was contesting me.
They're like, you did not see this movie. It came
out like two days ago, and then I looked it
up and it came out like the day before.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I didn't know this movie came out, so definitely.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah. So I don't know why I feel like I've
seen this movie or why I know so much about it. Dude,
I've seen all of it though. I'm almost positive I
know what happens. You know what I'm saying, Like, why
do you know? My son? I think I had a
dream about it, And I'm just like.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
After the podcast, I'm going to tell you the most
insane dream I had. Okay, it's gonna be like you're
gonna be like what.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, okay, yeah, and maybe I just dreamed that I
watched this movie and like what I dream with h
Maybe you're gonna go see it in a couple of days.
Maybe I will, and then you'd like, would love to
actually just go see to see if I like actually
due cause I vividly remember they all got into like
the the Captain America Machines to turn into Superhero. Yeah, yeah,

(11:05):
the Captain American Machines, and they all came out like crazy,
and then.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
You definitely had to see a trailer. No way, well,
you definitely had to see a trailer.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I basically got this whole movie pretty much a trailer.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'm convincing yourself I've seen the entire movie because you have.
That's how bad this movie.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
If you watched each other, you'veeen a.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Whole movie saying Okay, grew has a baby though, yeah
he is a baby with the redhead. Yeah, and he
turns into a cockroach. But then he somehow gets on cockroach.
I don't remember how he gets on cor coroach. Oh, sorry,
spoilers were respectable of me for everybody. My bad. I
don't think anybody cares. Bro spoiler is insane. We should
have definitely the spoiler alert. But it's okay.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
For Deadpool, we will actually no, by the time we
post a Deadpool podcast, everyone's gonna see it.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
We are probably gonna talk about another movie as well.
Oh we are, because it's super interesting. Yeah, but I
want to hear about your week first, because, yeah, man,
I got you. I just came back from vacation. Basically
this past week is me getting used to working again.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, what was your catchphrase used on your vacation in
that video? What was that damn catchphrase you use? Hold on?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Catchphrase? I had a catchphrase?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, you sent a video to us, and you had
you had that little catchphrase. You said you had a
little jery moment.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hold On, I did have a little jair moment. Yeah,
where's this group chip? It might have been like.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Hell yeah no, because I remember I replied, I replied
to the video with just what you said.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I thought it. I'm really interested to hear what I
said next. They don't remember. This must have been in
the video when I was recording when I got to vacation.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
It was you were showing us around. Yeah, man, I
don't remember what group chap did you send this to.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
It had to be the one with me, you, Alex,
the other you know. But I mean, you know, my
past week has been pretty lackluster. It's just been getting
used to work trying to trying to get back into
the movie things a group with things. But I did
have a fantastic time on vacation. Happened on vacation, Plain trip.
There was great plain ship, Plain trip, there was what

(12:59):
did you fly with? I flew with just my mom?
No like like airlining actually makes m was genuinely me
answering this question. Don't touch it. Don't touch that sound
you saw me? Who did I fly with? Man? Not Spirit,

(13:26):
not Frontier, No, not jeb Blue, Allegiance, Allegiant, Allegiant, Allegian, Allegiant.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
You kept going your damn right, son, you damn right?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
So yeah, you damn right, son, You didn't right, So okay,
I'm sorry, keep going, you damn right? Where did you
fly with Allegiance Allegiance?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
How are they never flown?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
They're good. They're good. When it comes to like the
seats and everything, they're definitely like Spirit Frontier seats. The
bottom cushion is a lot thicker, so you don't get
that tailbone pain, which is solid, and then you get
a lot more lake.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
They got the movie. They got the movie screen in front.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Of you, the like front of the plane, at the
back of the plane. We were in the front of
the plane.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
We oh, okay, okay, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
But yeah, so I mean flying it was good. Flying
it was good. Flying back was pretty intense because that's
when like all this weather started happening. Oh so that
that was interesting. But I mean I'll get to it
since that's the end of the vacation. But running through it, dude,
we landed immediately. I took that recording with just to
show you, guess o clear the water was dude, the
air is amazing. Airport's fifteen minutes away from like the camp.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh that's fine.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Where we go. Yeah, so we slept in a garage
because not sound fire. Just hear me out. Hear me out.
Because at night it's like sixty four degrees.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh that's not bad, you.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Know what I mean. And then during the day the
highs like seventy eight. Oh I fucking wish. Yeah, So
like waters like sixty eight degrees. That water, it's beautiful.
I mean it's only like that for maybe like two
months out of the year though. Yeah. Oh yeah. The
nine months year it's like all snowing. Your icy road,
that's not adding up there, your maths not added up. Well,
I mean you got like a little bit of time
where it's not that cold. What's that one extra like

(15:00):
leading leading in the summer, it gets a little warmer,
it gets up to like where it's like fifty degrees
forty degrees.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
You just die in that one month where it's not
cold or hot?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
H do you just die in that one month? You
don't die? I'm gonna add it. You know what I'm saying.
The year it's pretty cool, all right? One month is
an exception because it's not that bad. It's like Florida
winter whatever. Two months, same ship, and you know it's uh,
it's it's pretty. It's pretty. It's pretty sexy, but it's
pretty nice. I really enjoyed it. It was uh was it?

(15:29):
What was I saying before you interrupted me? I'm sorry
about the weather, so as I was saying.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
The water was very clear, the weather, the weather was
very nice. But then yeah, we ended with the weather
was very nice.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
So bad? Yeah, did we really end with the weather?
It is very nice? It's no way. I was definitely
onto something.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, you were you were talking about how like it
was seventy it was seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I got it right here. Yeah, yeah, I mean the
weather was the weather was beautiful. The reason why I
was sleeping in the garage is because my my step
grandmother's sister his husband. Well, pal, you understand, no, step
don't under steps, just.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
One more time so I can get that through. Because
that that was that was a lot of stepsister grandmother,
my step grandmother's your step grandmother. So my stepfather's mother,
stepfather's mother, okay, got.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Step well my actually my stepfather's stepmother.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
J okay, my stepfather's stepmother.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Uh huh yeah, and her sister is married to a man, right,
so and them as their family, they ended up buying
this house. It was a it was a junk house.
It was all disgusting and bad junk all over the
all over the place, snow grass, you know. Yeah, this
guy inherited it and then just didn't live there, you

(16:44):
know what I mean. So he just never took care
of it, and people will, you know, squatters whatever whatever,
And they ended up buying it for like dirt cheap
because it was so bad. But because my family's full
of just handymen, they would all go up there for
the entire two months for the summer for the past
twenty years, and they've just worked and worked on it.
So now they're like, there's a loft. It actually looks
like a log cabin inside. Yeah, they just got they

(17:07):
just finished. They could flip it. They could genuinely Uncle
Buddy did that ship. And they built a garage you know,
during the last two summers, and that's where we slept.
It's very big and obviously all the windows very cold.
They added windows like it was a little house, right,
and they built a kitchen inside of it. It's like

(17:30):
basically a little another second little house, but there's not
a lot of beds. There's two beds and then a
really big house that you can sleep on. So my
family was all in there and then everyone okay, but
I thought that was really cool because it's like you
didn't buy it like that, you know what I mean,
Like they genuinely decided, like I want a loft, So
they built a loft in the living room and made
a second like bedroom area.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
That's actually so far it's like the sims and you're
just adding on your house.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
And then they completely gutted the kitchen there in the
bathrooms brand new bathrooms, and then they're working on the
kitchen as we spa click right now they're probably working
on the kitchen right as we speak, the hammer everything
genuinely like they're getting that done. But that's really cool.
It's really cool to like go to something like that.
I even help them out. They always teach me something
when I'm out there.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Oh that's cool. You'd be a little construction worker one day.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
It's nice. It's nice.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Got the mustache.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I appreciate it. I knew you were going to go
with something like that too, and I was thinking of
something to say before you said it, Bro, But the
mustache is where it's Yeah, dude, I look at the
bus stash. I'm like, yeah, that's construction worker. Yeah, I
got that. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Bro, If you got like really bulky, it'd be like, yeah, damn,
he's a construction worker.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I wish, dude, I'm start working construction to get bulky.
I asked you to go to the gym, and we
went once till we never would again. I know that's
why we did start working construction. We just need to
make our job to work out. I work out exactly,
you know, like the go look at your body. Yes,
who's the group again? Elephant something elephant? I said elephant.

(18:54):
I know it's LM LM as something. I don't remember
the group, don't. I just the only song I know
from them.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
No, they had you remember so much more. Probably they
had so many bangers back in the day. Then they
just fell off so hard.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, no, they had. They were always like oil though.
They had sexy and I know it, yeah, like that one. Yeah,
let's they they had more. I can't remember. She was
fire though. Ship was fire early two thousands spots for fire,
but yeah, it was it was. We had the boat.
We had the jet ski.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh that's fire, dude. Jet skis are so cool.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
We had the trampoline in the water. What Yeah, there's
like the floating trampoline. I've never seen that. Yeah, you
anchor it down with a with an anchor and a rope.
They have a cement thing out there. They just hook
it up so it doesn't move anywhere, and then it's
just a trampoline on the water. It's crazy water. Oh oh,
it's like it's like those like water park. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, okay, okay, like when you go on a cruise
and there's always that one place that has yeah okay.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
They had a lot of fishing caught a couple of bass,
you know, the typical activities. We did a lot of hiking,
you know, just typical ship that you would do. This
is all an upstate New York. Actually never even mentioned that.
You see the all and so it's Champy Champion. Yeah,
the Lockness Monster is the same exact monster. But someone
saw they thought they saw it on Lake Champlain and

(20:10):
they named it Champi after Champlain. And then someone saw
it somewhere wherever the Locknes sponsor is supposed to be
in them. Yeah, exactly, So it's bullshit, huh. But they
look the exact same. Neither of them are exactly. Maybe
they are, but I mean, if I had to, you know,
cliff jumping, we hid like an hour and a half

(20:33):
into the middle of a mountain, and then in that
middle of the mountain was like a giant crystal clear
pond and all these branches, these trees that where where
the pond was, they all float so you can like
walk on these trees and jump over like bouncing trees
and like sit on them and everything all throughout that
and all this stuff is like it all freezes over
during the winter, so nothing can live in it. So

(20:56):
there are no fish can some small fish, you know
what I mean, in like bass and ship, but there
are no sharks, there are no alligators. It's just a
giant lake that freezes with a couple of little fish
in it, and there's nothing that could hurt.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
That's cool. You have to worry about fucking everything exactly
literally singing. It doesn't even have to be like wildlife.
You can fucking algae anything exactly. So that's really cool.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I think my my most interesting part, which is what
I'm excited to get to the most, is like I
went to a museum m HM and someone the lady
who was doing the museum thing. We went there as
soon as it opened. She even had to set up
before we even walked inside. And we go in there
and she's like setting up props and ship and I
noticed she puts on like a little teapot or whatever.
I don't know what it was, but it was like

(21:38):
a piece of china, you know what I'm saying, China,
piece of china, China. And she was say, all right,
we're gonna start this up. She's telling us about the
family who lived in the house. It was during the UH.
This is super boring, but history buffs might like it.
Wore Lake Champlain, which is when the Americans claimed their
independence from Great Britain, and we were and we won

(22:00):
New York. We claimed New York. Okay, oh, oh, Jada,
that feels so bad for her New York, New York.
It was really cool. But the most interesting part is
my my grandmother, Grandma Dawn, brought something up because she
started showing us one of the pieces that were there

(22:21):
and she was like, actually know all about that because
my maiden name and I forgot what she said, I
have to do. The more you forget, I know, that's
the insane part. I know. One of them is the
l Dues that they're also related to, but they ladus name. Yeah,
that's that's one side of our family. And then her

(22:43):
side of the family owned an inn called the Royal
Savage in the boat that sailed over here was called
the Royal Savage. Oh okay, yeah, so they made the
Royal Savage in all the way back in like seventeen
seventy four, and it was up until like nineteen forty four.
And that was her family heritage that her family owned
hell of money, you know, and the braid, the the
I'm sure there was some sort of inheritance. But that

(23:04):
is really cool. And then I found out the l
dudes were also part of the history, like someone was
a general in the war. How have I just now
found out, Like in your famis history? Well, in my
stepfather's family, I mean, you know what I see obviously
I guess, but but they were, they were There's a
lot of history in there. So that was just really

(23:25):
cool to see. I went to a couple of graveyards.
We went to a lot of graveyards. We went to
a lot of graveyards. That's not that fun. Yeah. One
of them people were dying from like combushed in so yeah,
so I was like, it's really confusing, bro. You see
these tombstones and they don't even say when they were born.
It just says when they died. Stop it. Yeah, they

(23:46):
probably don't know who death is combusting, Yeah, because they
probably don't know who these people are so bushed and
that's what they called them foma.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Oh wait what Yeah? Oh I was thinking like they
combusted like they exploded. I thought too, See that's where
I was going.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
It means like your your your lungs were like when
they like start collapsing and push everything up like that,
they cold and combushed it, so it just says they
died from combustion. I thought these people were just yelling out.
That's why I hundreds. But I was like, holy ship,
that's instead of COVID they have during the floor, they
got exploded, you know what, I like a cannonball exactly. See.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
That's why I thought they didn't have like their birth dates,
because they didn't know they were.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
They didn't though. They just thought it was they were
just so old, oh you know what I mean, Like
they didn't keep track like you know, birth did kids?
Like who knows when you were born? On you show?
You got to think about it. At some point, cemeteries
run out of space. What the fuck are they going
to do? I don't know's they're gonna dig up the
bodies and put new ones. They just need to start
burning us and throwing us in space or some shit.
You know what I'm saying. People broke like I don't

(24:49):
kind of like from uh when what's his face died?
And Quill's daddy from Guardians of Oh Oh Master, what
was his name? Bro? Mohawk guy?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Okay, I'm so competent now, you know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I'm talking about the Oh my gosh, you know what
I'm talking about, the galaxy. Did you go with the mohawk? No? No? No?
YANDU yes, Yand you see how I got Master? Now
you see what I'm saying. I know Master is China Panda.
China Panda. China Panda is insane. I know China Panda. Yo,

(25:29):
what's your favorite moody China Panda too? I know he's
from China Panda. But I'm talking about grinds of the galaxy.
So what's his name? You? John? Trying to banda you John?

(25:50):
The guy is y Yohan. I don't think his name.
His name is not No, it's not Johan. It's something
I just as we're so stupid.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
You just threw me off with the whole damn China Panda.
I want to add something my week real quick. I
forgot no way.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, a little too late for that, buddy.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Sorry, your week's finished.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
A little too late for that, buddy. Listen.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, I did a I did a gig at Macy's
and we're getting out gift cards. It was really fun.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, we had seven hundred and fifty dollars worth of
gift cards and we were just giving them to people
for back to school shopping. That was really yeah, yeah,
giving up free clothes. It was really awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
It was good. I want to do something like that. Yeah,
she was so fun. I got I got the videos
on my phone that she was so much fun. I
would just be walking around you just picking like the
most random people. Dude.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, I won't lie. Some of these people finest the
fuck out of us. But yeah, damn what we're gonna say.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
People get greedy, like people get mad greed, people get
greedy like that, bro, Like free shit is insane. Yeah.
I mean, granted, if I had a couple of kids
that were like older, oh agors, just growing as people,
growing ass people really, yeah, grown as person with their
mom and dad, And that's the fucking well, that's what
I'm saying. Oh, with their mom and dad. That's what
I mean. Though, Like I would just be like, yo, pops,
go over there, I'm gonna go after you. I don't
know you.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's what they did, don't That's what they did. But
they all came up at once. Oh, and they were
just like we were like, Okay, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Reversion. I would have stopped them. You think I'm rich.
I could put some of these in my pocket, buddy,
you think I'm rich. Lex for leg now. But I
got that cool hat, the one that's on the floor.
I got that from.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
It felt. I don't put it on the floor, just fell.
But it's a nice yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
But yeah, man, just to finish it up. Just to
finish it up, you know what I'm saying. Just to
finish it up. Finishing a little I'm trying to think
of the word. That's why I was stalling for so long.
Little turbulence, A little turbulence, A little turbulence. On the
way home, it was pretty intense because that's it was
just super creepy because it was like you would just

(27:48):
be like going descending down through these dark clouds and
it would shake. Oh yeah, and then like everyone was
looking around at each other, mad, anxious and ship Like.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
When I was flying home from Boston last time I
was on the plane.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
There's a ninety by the way, I'm so sorry to
cut you off. There's like one hundred and two year
old man that's sitting in front of the emergency door
and giving him the speech where it's like are you
ready to, like, you know, do something in case of emergencies?
And I'm like, we're done. We're done. We're so far,
like we're dead, there's no way. It's so funny. He
was not helping you all now, he was not done.
You couldn't even hear. He's like, you got to open

(28:21):
this latch.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
And he was like, ah, yeah, I'm no, You're okay.
I like it anyways. Actually I don't like it. I
do it all the time. I getting cut off anyways,
what was I gonna say? Yes? When when I was
leaving Boston, I was coming back to Orlando. Bro, the

(28:44):
fucking plane. Let me tell you, every single one of
us thought we were going down on this fucking plane.
We're all looking down at each other. We're like, what
the fuck is going on? Because when I tell you
we're from here, and then all of a sudden, we're
we're down here, We're like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, she was terrifying.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah it is. It's always terrifying, dude. I've had very
terrible experiences on plants. I hate.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Oh I like it because I yawn and I feel like, well.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's the thing. Do you mine like constantly fill up
and then every time I swallow, they pop again.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
And it's.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
That was crazy, dude. I'm really finding the yours right
now because you just yawn in my face.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I pointed, Yeah, I made sure you know a you know, guys,
you know yawns are contagious. I think I just swallowed
were good, you swallowed your You choke on a yawn?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I'm sure you could.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
You think, Yeah, if you like, how would you how
would you stop yourself from choking on yond?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
You're tired while swimming? If you choke on a yawn
and you just fucked for life because you're dead, because
how are you gonna do cough up be yond? I mean,
I'm pretty sure you're you're you're fucked for life if
you're dead. That makes sense. Yeah, But like, but like,
if you're choking on food, you could stop the food
from like killing you.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
But a yawn yaan ain't nothing. What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I don't think. I don't. Maybe you just can't choke
on a yawn. Maybe you're right. We can theorist now, bro,
conspiracy theorists, now, bro, We're gonna get in contact to
the scientists. Bill Clinton did not choke on a yawn,
That's not what I meant. Stupid. We're so stupid. Abdomen

(30:27):
hurts man, choked on just you know what I'm saying,
almost choked on a laugh, choked on my brother.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Someone was choking never mind President jokes President, someone was
choking on Bill.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
President is insane? President? Or No?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Was that Bush?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I said, Bill, by my joke's not funny. I messed
up the president. Bush did it not? Bill was president?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, but Bush? Bush did it not Bill. I'm sure
Bill was, but you still got the joke, so it
was funny. I'm sure Bill. No, I'm pretty sure Bill
did have a second sexual relations with that woman, with.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
That woman or with that man. No, it was with
that woman. Sketches with that man.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Sketch was what that black man gotcha.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
You guys gotta move forward in this podcast. By the way,
if you have kids listening, they don't, don't let them.
Don't let them google what sketch do.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Don't just shot No, I'm sorry, yeah, let's not. Anyways,
we saw Long Legs. That was supposed to be like
the first thing we're gonna talk about in this podcast,
and we're.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Long Legs the horror movie. Guys, if you haven't seen it,
definitely go see it. I'm just gonna give it a
rating before you can get into it, because I'm probably
gonna talk about it a lot and forget to give
it a rating later, you know, because I'm stupid. Uh huh.
I'm gonna give it a solid eight point six.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Oh what the fuck? Really?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna give it a solid eight points. We're
gonna have different reviews.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
It wasn't a bad movie, oh yeah, I mean we
can definitely, it's a really high score.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
It is.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I would rate some of the Star Wars movies and
the correct Now you're sitting so you're comparing you, you'd say,
are on the same tier.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I think it one. It depends on what you like,
and too depends on like how long it's been since
you've seen a solid movie. I've seen a lot of
solid movie like like no, for I'm talking about like recently.
I'm talking like movies that are coming Outmer is a
nine and you're saying long, No, I mean Oppenheimer is
like a ten by Honestly, yeah, I got a lot
of tens. I have Star Wars movies that are ten.

(32:23):
I only have I know I have reasons.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
One Star Wars movie that's a ten, and it's like
barely a ten.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I was it barely. Which one is that I'm actually
really interesting.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Right onto it?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Okay, that's my Yeah, it's my favorite Star Wars movie.
It's just some of it doesn't hold hold up too well.
But it's still a ten. For minute, I got you,
I got you. I mean some of the dialogues a
little retarded. I just really enjoyed the fact that I was.
I I just kind of like kept, you know, the
attention on the movie. I didn't lose attention on the movie.
I wasn't sitting there like super bored, Like there was

(32:53):
a point where I had to piss and I didn't piss. No,
I did because I did kind of I did as well.
But I mean I held on to it for a
while because I did want to see what happened in
several parts of the movie.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I waited until I knew eight like shit wasn't yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Same here, same here. Yeah. But now, I mean it
kept you, it kept you on your feet for a
little bit. Bro. I really liked it. I think the uh,
it's scary. I think the I'm not gonna lie. I
think it's super scary. Really, this is gonna be uh
spoiler alerts.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Spoiler for long leg right now.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Three guys. One, what about at the end of the movie,
he looks at you, sends you a little kiss, gives
you a kiss, and then says Hail Satan, and then
that just falls off, dude, and the entire movie is
just super devilish. I don't know if you know this,
and I'm not saying that that's like creepy too much,
but if you don't know this, there's actually shadows of
like the Devil all throughout different parts of the movie.

(33:49):
I didn't like when she was walking through her house
and there was no like you know, jump out scene
or like jump scary or anything like that. I don't
know if you remember that scene, there was actually like
the Devil standing like in the shadows at one point.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
If ever you watched a movie, I might notice, but
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
There's like a lot. There's more than like fifteen several
times where she was like present in a scene. I
believe it. The whole reason spoilers, uh spoilers three to
one big spoilers. The whole reason I knew the mom
was in it to begin with. Was because when she
was walking through the house, the doll's fucking head, like
a doll's head was like stuffed, and you know how

(34:23):
her house was all like order or Yeah, there was
like a doll head in the back and she was like, oh,
this bitch is with it true. Yeah, I did not
see that. I didn't point it out. I was actually
caught off guard by the mother. No, I wasn't at all.
I knew that she was gonna happen. I saw it.
It was I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
It was like twenty minutes before like she exposed herself
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, I was like, I see this bitch, which she
did expose herself. I did take that as like a ooh.
I was not expecting that situation because I really didn't.
I thought the mom was like scarred from something that
happened to her. Yeah, like I thought, and this is
gonna sound kind of bad, but I just genuinely did
think that she was like made brain dead by the devil,
you know what I mean. No, No, I thought she was

(35:01):
just like super because you'd always be like, don't forget
to say your prayers. Do you remember what the prayers were?
They were saying in prayers. They weren't they were, Yeah,
they weren't. Oh really, yeah, I missing they said. That
was at the end of the movie that you mentioned that,
but they weren't, like like, that's why she didn't say
her prayers anymore. That's why her prayers scared her. She
never said her prayers again. See, I see it because

(35:23):
they scared her. That's that's why I see Okay, wow,
see even though makes it even like I know, no, No,
the movie.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Was really good, and I'm a okay, Actually I do
have a little grape with this. I'm a big Nick
Cage fan. And he was not in the movie that much.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
No, the actual long Legs character himself was not in
the movie a lot, but he was in the movie
she really made. But when Nicholas Cage was in that movie,
he was a freaky bastard. Oh my really good job.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I I'm sorry, No, you're good.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I'm cutting you off. Dude, you're talking, you've been do
you go?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
You go?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I've just I've seen the Cage on a lot of movies,
and I've never seen him like play in environment like that,
like in a super creepy like He's always been like
the hero or the comedic guy or this like the
Basso you know what I mean, like the badass ghost writer.
But then again, like I've never seen him like like creepy,
like yeah no, and he played it weird double you

(36:17):
just never.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Every time he was on screen, that white prick dude,
that the white makeup. I got a little joker vibe
from it.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
There was a little joker, little joker vibe was it
was like it was like more like a freaky not
like I want to like rob Ship, like I just
want to like Sadan yea like Pale Sad. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
It was weird, but I definitely got some joker vibe
from it.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
He definitely be joker in an alternate universe. Yeah, you
know what that was one of those comic books where
it's just super gory and.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, like yeah, like a super dark joker. I could,
I would see it, but uh, he he played it
really fucking well. Just he was super freaky. And then
the scene where he and her what was the chick's name,
wasn't it like Parker?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I think it was. It was like a guy name
or something.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, I think it was like Parker because I'm I'm
trying to think of the the the black sheriff dude, Parker,
the dude from Call of Duty. Actually that's he was
fucking He was from h Call of Duty, which was
really cool. His sergeant Foley from Call of Duty was Parker.
I think you're right Parker. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that
was her name. But uh, when they were sitting together

(37:17):
in the interrogation room and he just started freaking out
and saying a bunch of shit and then does he
killed himself? When he killed himself, that was sh It
was crazy because he was just smashing his head into
the table.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
That did blow me away. Again, Like like if you're
okay with gory things, yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
It just cool out of nowhere, it would get super
fucking gory out of no way.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
It was genuinely like at this time, the entire movie,
we haven't really gone through anything like super gory, like
in the beginning, like somebody was shot in the head,
and like, yeah, but that's like I feel like a
lot of people, you know, exactly after the whole Joker,
like the genuine Joker movie, because when that first came out, yes,
everyone was like, oh my god, that's when I first
came out there like, holy shit, that's gonna have people

(37:57):
murder people, Like yeah, people were real freaking out of
it out that yeah, which is crazy, but this is
now completely normal and like it happened like it kind
of had those vibes again, like that Jokers shot, like
it was out of nowhere and it seemed very realistic.
I'm not way he just wobbled and fell. It wasn't
like he like fell straight back, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
But Parker was cold as hell though at the end,
she she she shot her damn mom, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Parker turned around for a minute. Parker just turned around
and then got her gun and then came back and
was like yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
She was like, hey, bro fu all y'all. Y'all are dead. Yeah,
this dead, which I respect because everyone and all those
all those movies never do that ship. But it doesn't
matter because they have they set it up for a
sequel and the girl that she saves possessed or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yes, they did set it up for a sequel. Towards
the ending, it was what was the.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
One of the dolls or something like that, was.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
One of the dolts, well, the mom. The mom went
and delivered the doll to the police officer's house.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yeahmber, but Parker was like, yeah, but I don't show
all of them.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, oh insane. I thought she shot her mom and
did she shoot the little girl? No, and then the
little girl definitely yes though unfortunate dude.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
So they set it up for a sequel, which I
don't know. I feel like I don't want to sequel
with Nicholas Cage, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, I mean well, he was also like it could
be a little hit a meeting because he was alive
in the end of the movie. He was Yeah, at
the end of the movie when he gave everyone the
kiss and said, He'll say in like the last vision,
the last thing we see of him, is him alive?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
No, he's definitely fucking dead, you think so, Yeah, did
you not see him dripping blood everywhere?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I don't know, bro, Satan can probably do some pretty
crazy shit to one of his Like what we're talking
about is when he got interrogated and he started slamming
his face on the head, slamming his face on the
table repeatedly until like he genuinely crushed his face and
you could see all the blood and everything. The bones cracking.
Its fair.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, no, like you could hear it too, Like he
got super gory.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
He got super intense, and it was just out of
nowhere because he was just like you know what, Parker,
and Parker was like what and then he started doing it.
It was a joke. Sorry, I'm so sorry his own
doubt right there. But but I mean, yeah, dude, I
think it was a I think it was a pretty
solid movie. I really enjoyed it. I like murder mysteries,
any murder mysteries. It was my way.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
It was like, I have you ever seen the movie Zodiac?
It was like the movie Odive. It was like a little
more goryan freakier. Yeah, yeah, definitely more freaky because it
was more Satan related.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Who's who's the main guy in Zodiac? Question?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Why do I not remember? Why do I want to say?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
It? Is? All I want to say it is. I'm
pretty sure Jake Gillenhall was in another movie It's It's Again.
I actually never brought this up. Well, you always talk
about movie Tierless and I've never brought this up to say,
forgot it is Jake. I think he's also in the
Prisoners or Prisoners. Jake Jake Gil Prisoners. Prisoners is the

(40:49):
movie where him along with another another husband another father's
kid get kidnapped by like a weird like you think
about taking No, No, I'm not that's that's like Liam
Neeson or no these people got they he got they
got kidnapped in an r V. And then he basically
went on the search. The cops were doing ship but
there was like this cryptic maze situation that had to

(41:11):
do with losing the kid, and he found the guy
who he thought took them, you know, kidnapped him, tortured him,
and he has some sort of mental disabilities, so basically
he got nothing out of him, you know, like the
guy's crazy, he's insane. It's called Prisoners and I I
really just I mean, if you're interested in watching it,
I don't want to spoil the ending, I guess. Yeah.

(41:34):
It is such an amazing movie. It's another one of
those like it's solving the crime, but it's the person
like Liam Neeson almost like taking It's it's the person
who's affected doing it because the police aren't doing good enough.
It's Hugh Jackman Wolverine. Yeah, huh. Interesting. There's a lot.
There's a lot of good actors in there, Dude, I
love the Wolverine. The guy who plays the really the
really fucked up guy who kidnapped the kids in the RV.

(41:55):
He's a he's a really good actor too.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
He's I say, he's a bastard.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
No, I'm I mean he is he I don't know.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
I don't know who it is.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
It's insane one. I'm just gonna spoil one of the scenes.
It's nothing like, you know, to the story. I won't
watch it all right, then you're fine that yeah, I
mean the guy would go outside to walk the dog
and like look around, and then he would lift the
leash up and like choke the dog for a while.
It was very hard to watch it, to be honest.
You ever seen the Babba Duke? Yeah, they killed the
puppy in that one too. Yeah, I know, I don't really,
That's why I don't.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
That's the movie that put me off for movies. That's
like this, shit's weird.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
But I love how they come out with those movies
and then they start immediately selling those like actual books
to children. It's just hilarious. Bro, Kids like love those books.
What the Babba Duke book.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
That's book.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah, I mean it's not. It's not an like the movie.
It was made after the movie was made, you know. Yeah,
it was like a marketing situation, like we should sell
the babb du book, Like you can buy the Ouiji
board and ship like that. Oh, you can buy the
hand statue from that one movie with the hand I
don't know possessed which hand? When you touch it you

(42:55):
get possessed.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, I should buy it for the podcast.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I'm suppose you haven't seen that movie. That's a really
good movie. I wish I knew what it was called
so I can tell you to watch it ring enjoy it. No,
it's not the Ring. That's a classic though. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
The bitch with the TV.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
The bitch with the TV's insane. You called me a
bitch on the TV, called me a bitch on the TV.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
She gets really base boosted.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I would just turn the TV off, you know what
I'm saying. There's a plug that maybe they've done that
in the movies, and something creepy happens, like it turns
back on but mid mid like she gets so slow.
People just sit there and watch her come out of
this TV.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I'm grabbing this TV. I'm putting it outside.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I'm just throwing it in. You know what, I'm actually
getting mad now because why are people so dumb in
horror movies?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
That's what I'm saying. I feel like there's an easy
way to conquer the ring.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
You know that guy on YouTube who does like how
to survive videos? That would be me. Yeah, I would.
I feel like I would think of a genuine situation. Jason, Jason,
you think I'm fucked. Yeah, I'm moving to another state. Bro.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
No, I'm just saying if like, if you're like stuck
in Camp Crystal Lake, you're fucked. Oh okay, that's what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, I mean the first person who's killed in Camp
Crystal Lake, I will just you know, I'm gone. I'm gone.
I'm immediately gone.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
But he can like tell aport and shit, so he
might come get your ass.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, and the water you can teleport though no, not in.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I mean he disappears on land. So I would assume
you ever played the Jason Freddy Couger. Just don't go
to sleep that, yeah, Celsius, I mean, eventually you're gonna
fall asleep and then you're just gonna.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Go gotta be away how did they how did they
defeated nim last night?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I've never seen Nightmare on elm Streep. I really yeah,
I've never seen him, so I really don't know. I've
only seen Freddy versus Jason because they did that crossover movie.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
What's the horror movie you were confident that you could survive?
But make it? Don't don't do like something like the
stupid like Leprechaun movie, Like that's easy, you know what
I mean, like, you know, like not bullshit, like something
like give me, give me something solid, something solid American
psych No, I probably can't do American psychle what the
fuck are you doing? Dude? My like, oh my god,
my underwear is like all the way in my crotch.
I'm shaking h American psycha. No, I couldn't survive. Doesn't

(45:04):
he only kill women in that? He does? I think?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
So, Yeah, I'd be fine, But yeah, I'm good. No,
it's a horror movie as five.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I don't know. I'm trying to think of the paranormal situation,
to be honest, I can't like I even think that's
just I don't know. Maybe actually the Purge, could you
survive the Purge?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
I could survive the purge.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I'm really good at hide and seek. It's what I'm saying, Bro,
You know what, I get really impatient, like dead ass.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I would just climb a really tall try dead ass.
I would just leave the state. Really, yeah, because isn't
it just this? Is it the whole country? Is it
the state of California?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I think it is just I thought it was just
the state of California.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I think it is just a state, is it. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I would just never go to California.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Oh yeah, I would just move out of California. Yeah,
that's the way it is. People live there, are they insane?
What I'm saying, Like, if this happens every year, just
choose to live somewhere else. It's Florida.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
The whole point of the purge is the rich people
killing the poor people so the rich people can stay rich.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, that's the whole point of it.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
So how about you know, if you know you live
in a poor area, why don't.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Rich people are in California? Then I feel like every
other state would have really dirt cheap house price exactly.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
So why don't you just go to anywhere else like Utah?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Why don't work like the Purge.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah, I guess not, but it's based around economics at
the same time, so.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
They're stupid. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
It's Hollywood, It's it is Hollywood, it is Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I don't know, man, I think honestly, I'm.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Just I forgot every horror movie you've ever I've ever seen.
Now I'm trying to think that movie I can survive.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
This doesn't really count as a horror movie, I would say.
But I know one movie that I really envy for
this is uh, because I wish I could do it.
It's Once upon a Time in Hollywood. I think it's
called I feel like I've seen that Brad Pitt Matt Damon,
that one blonde white girl actor. There's like eighty thousand

(47:00):
I know. Yeah, basically Brad Pitt Matt Damon through the
entire thing, they're like struggling actors trying to make it through. Well,
Matt Damon's actually a successful one, but the Brad Pick
guy is a struggling actor. And towards the end of
the movie, which spoiler's alert, you guys have movies like
old Okay, it's not that old, but it's a Quinn
Tarantina movie. And at the end of the movie. The

(47:20):
people who were going to because that they're in the seventies,
people with the Marilyn Manson family, Huh you know how
they killed hit. Yeah, they like the Yeah, they mentally
go to her house, but instead they went to Brad
Pitt Matt Damon's house, and they just smoked an acid
dip cigarette and so yeah, and he has this like
gnarly pitbull. So they break in and the guy's got
a gun and he's like tripping on like balls on acid,

(47:42):
just fucking with the guy with the gun. And then
he like whistles and the dog just rips that guy
apart with the gun. And then the girls, the two
other girls out are there, start going for him, and
he just beats the shit out of one with a brick.
What the fuck? Yeah, and then the other one goes
into the pool with Matt Damon. Matt Damon freaks out
and he grabs like the flame that were prop that
he had from a movie and just sets are on fire. Ship. Yeah,

(48:04):
and it's like the Manson family like getting completely destroyed.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Oh, it's just like these.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Terrible people like get you know what I mean. So
it's like such a cool like thing to see in
a way, like, I mean, not really, you know what
I'm saying. I get what you like. The Manson family
was depicted in a sense where they got killed, you know,
rather than Santa I didn't they all? I'm sure they died,
didn't they die eventually? I'm sure?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Sure they were killing.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
They definitely killed people, though, who definitely killed people? The
Manson Yeah, yeah, I mean, oh yeah, they were killing.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
That's why they I just wanted to see them get
killed in the movie finally, That's what That's what was
exciting about it. These people are terrible and I'm watching
them get like destroyed by a brick right now.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
I like watching the clips of Charlte Manson though, because
he's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I know the documentary thing, Dude, all the all the
all the tapes and everything of the actual serial killers
are in. Yeah, broly fucking wild. The one dude that
just sits there and smacks his lips with no emotion.
I don't know who it is, but he would killed him.
I don't know who you're talking about. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah,
it was like this old guy who killed like several people,

(49:05):
including his mother and like other parts of his family.
They were just interviewing him, asking him, like, how was
it like killing your Mommy's like, is all right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
And you know, you know I went to a diner.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
He just didn't care. That's fucking crazy. How did you
kill him? M bast you're heading with a bat blood
a blah blah blah. You know, just not so like
blood blah blah blah blah. Blood.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
There's something going on, like fucking Dracula, doctor blood egg.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
We talk about we talk about serial kills a lot.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
We have like a weird fetish or something. I don't
think it's a weird fetish. I think it's you know,
call us documentary buffs.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah, something like that, you know you uh, I just
don't like. I watched this good show Can't Reme what
was called Real CSI Miamis, And.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
There's a lot of drama on that show. Though. Yeah,
there's a lot of drama on that show. Honestly, I'm
kind of I like the drama. I like the drama.
These days, you're gonna you're not gonna like it probably
and you're gonna probably think it's really stupid and funny.
But I've been watching the show called Love Island USA
with Valentina and and dude, I'm so sorry it's actually fire.

(50:17):
Sorry it is loudy. They probably rolling down their windows
and drive and listening to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I'm just going pussy, dude.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
It is actually such a funny show. You just wouldn't
understand because we'll never go out there and look at
her and try it.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
No, never once.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I know you won't. But I'm just happy that I
get to enjoy it. I really I thoroughly enjoyed me
and her. I called her. She faced on me at
eight o'clock and yeah, I know, because she was doing
something throughout the day and I hadn't been able to
see her or see her. So she called me at
eight o'clock and I say, are you don't with everything?
She said yeah, And I'm like, all right, bet, like,
can I come over and we go watch like Love
Island USA? And so I stopped by public souse, I

(50:57):
got some ice cream and we made like some ice
cream Sunday and I got skinny pop popcorn bro, and
we sat there to like like one in the morning,
watching the violin. You say, bro, and b it is
not that dude, It is so deep, bro, Sorry, it's
just kidding. So how are these fucking episodes like an
hour long? Two episodes in one episode is an hour
and you started at eight and you finished at one

(51:19):
in the morning. I mean there's a more episode, maybe
more episodes, yeah, maybe more three, okay, every three, but
they're all like an hour, fifteen hour, twenty hours sometimes
damn dude. What Yeah, I don't care that. No, but
that's not even it's not even that. No, it's not
None of them love each other.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah, they're there to get a paycheck.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I mean, yes, they're there to get a paycheck. But
like they all just argue with you. So basically you
gotta look at it. All the dudes never get mad
at each other because they're all all there for one
thing and one thing only. And like one of the
dudes will be like, I think the biggest bitch is
Jesse or whatever the girl, yeah girl, And then that

(51:59):
girl's boyfriend would just be like, yeah, she's got a bitch,
you know what I mean, Like they don't care, Like
they'll dab each other up, like he didn't just ship
on his girlfriend, you know what. Like it's just so funny.
And then they start games, right. So the last game
that they was they were doing movie night, right or
some bullshit, and they were all about you got you guys.

(52:20):
They were they started playing these old clips from previous
episodes and like they're all like really nonchalant clips. They're
just funny clips. Everyone's literally laughing and enjoying their time.
And then out of nowhere, they play a clip and
one of the dudes cheating on one of the girls
and everyone just gets so serious. Bitch, just start crying, bro,
people start arguing and fighting. Bro. All the dudes are like,

(52:42):
who wants avocado toes? Like it is insane. You're just
sitting there, like, what is going on right now? It's
just all the dudes are. Then just got cheated on.
That's all they make in the morning. They all the
guys just know how to So there's something called bombshells
and they're these random people that get thrown in in

(53:03):
the middle of the show. And every time they come in,
every guy first time ever meeting a girl, first day there,
he wakes up, he's like, hey, baby, you want avocado toast?
Like they haven't been making avocado toast. It's like the
fancy thing. It's like the thing to make. It's so
no one switches it up except for this one British guy.
He was like, you want beans on toast? And he

(53:24):
makes his girlfriend beans on toast and I don't think
she likes it. Probably not, dude. Yeah, it's so funny
though it's a dude, it's just so funny. The British
guy is like dumb as rocks. This is Kenny guy
who's also super dumb. Is Kenny a redneck? No, Kenny's
like a like a like a really buff hispanic. Why
Kenny's six ' five or something huge, bro, And he's

(53:47):
just like be like Ricardo. Yeah, I think I love you,
you know, like his personality is just super but like
a douchebag simulator. Do you think you ever play that
game back in the day, I I think I heard
of it. It was a flash game and I used
to play it all the time in school. Literally the
objective of the game is could be to get really
jacked look like a douchebag. And in twenty twelve that

(54:10):
was like the snapbag hat, the tops, like the spray
tand and you know like the less yes yes, the tattoo,
the duck lip. Yeah yeah, yeah, you should look up
duchebecs later.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
It's the best game of all time.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Play and we got to play. We should play get
my PC.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
We are playing Douchebag Simulator.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
It'll be really good time.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
It's gonna be the best video of all time.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Oh but yeah, mabe, I mean, this show is so
it's so fun. It's so fun. I'm sorry, it's just
so fun. I get so excited about it.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
We're gonna we're gonna leave this episode off on you
and Dude Island just so.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I can put it in Dude Island. Yeah, so I
can put it in the description. How much you Love
Dude Island? Is that the name of the podcast? How
Much you Love Dude Island? It's Dude Island. It's called
love Island US so ship. But we're dudes. Were the
dudes the Dude Island. So dude, I feel like we've
done something like like Dude Island already have not No,
we do. We got it strand away.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
From the dude you see lot of dude Yeah dude, right,
I mean, we are the Dues Problem Podcast at the
end of the day.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I know we also don't talk about our problem no.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I mean, why would I want to talk about my pat.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
We're gonna come on here and be depressed like an
hour and a half. Bro, Everyone's like complain, it's not
about problems. I want to hear about my problems. I
got problems, bro. I want to raise. I want to raise.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I just I got a pretty solid raise.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I can't I haven't even I gotta wait to ask
my manager. I guess it's August. I gotta ask.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Oh, you've been on vacation. Yeah, we just we all
just got ev ols.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Loser totally, the dark loser, but all right, man, Yeah,
so that's gonna be a good spot. Devin loves Love Island. USA.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Should watch it. It's his favorite show. I hope you
guys have a great day. Thanks for sticking into that
fifty five minutes. Love you guys, dog shit, I love you.