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Speaker 1 (00:03):
That has never been my cars, never queen, never seeing
day in the same root, see no money in the bank,
of gas in my tank, tone, no, what's to do?
Don't know what the thing? Do? All right? Six times
a charm and welcome to dude.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Problems not getting as loud as I Yeah, No, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I feel like I'm way too loud. In the start
of the podcast called progress for doing better. But maybe
maybe we don't have like the energy. Sorry took us water.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Maybe we just don't have like the energy that that
we need, you know, So maybe I have to be
like welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
To do you know, putting in coma because we just
say crumble. We all we basically had I'm sorry, we
had seventy five er out of a cookie. Seventy five
we have like four cookies? Well, I guess it equals
we had, does it?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
We split a couple quarters and halves, so technically we
had one cookie, but it was four different cookies.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah. Yeah, there's still so much though, too much sugar.
It makes me want to throw up it does? It does?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Like I'm looking at the box right now and I
don't even want to Like the first two bites, yeah,
and then by the third one, I was like, god damn. Yeah,
I actually cut the last two pieces in half, even
though they were already in half. I just couldn't do.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It exactly quarters quarters quarters, that is what we were doing,
quarters right there, quarter in the fourth quarter, in the
fourth quarter. Anyways, we uh we haven't recorded in a week, No,
two weeks. We ad two weeks even though we posted,
I mean posted a little late my bead, but uh,
we got off to talk about Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Gonna be like I hope it's decent lung podcasts or whatever.
But uh we did what nothing? Why did you give
a crazy look? Because I was tripping. I was like,
it's already been an hour and eighteen minutes. No, it's
been in twenty seconds. But it was a good try.
Uh we did a lot of ship. A lot of
shit has happened in uh in Orlando. Halloween happened Halloween.
I didn't do ship for Halloween. By the way, I

(01:44):
passed out candy. Yeah, i'd even I don't even have
a costume. I was just out there after working.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
In the neighborhood. So really, the whole neighborhood was crazy.
In mind, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
My neighborhood was crazy, not the crazy fuck whatever you
know that.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Was crazy mine.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, it was crazy mine. Anyways, Yeah, No, Halloween was
pretty cool. We just passed out candy, hung out, people
came over and nothing crazy. It was something Joe and
then I played Xbox and passed out.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Nice, easy night. I dressed up for Halloween at work.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, oh yeah, you were the chef. Did you ever
put the cigarettes in your pocket?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah? I did. Did you get in trouble for that? No? Really? Yeah? No,
I mean I feel like you just gotta if you're
going to address up as like a line cook chef
or something, yeah, like some sort of cigarettes in your
Did you have them like sticking out? No? Oh, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I thought you were gonna have like what I thought
was you gonna have like stick them out of like
the big pocket.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm sure a lot of people would have got that,
but there would have been that one customer that just
wasn't yeah that day, you know what I mean, something
happened to like their dog died on Halloween. So they
already just upset and they have a bad day on it,
and then they come in and they see like a
guy with cigarettes and may be like, oh, you're touching
my meat with cigarettes exactly. Yeah, no, that's exactly. I understand.
I understand.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I was trying to think, what else if I did
anything else for Halloween? But no, no, oh I did
Halloween or nights.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I did do halloway R Night on HALLOWE did a
couple of days.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, but it was Yeah it counts, it can't. So
the houses were decent this year. Halloween get Halloween. Halloweenhot
Nits gets more shit every year.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I say, I've noticed it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
When I first started going. It's back in like twenty seventeen.
I think it's when I first my first one. Shit
was so good, Like the scare zones, everything, the houses,
everything was fucking wah. But this year the scare zones
were so shit. They were like on photo ops. They
were just like standing on little like shits.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know what is it called?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Like, yeah, like what is I not like podiums? Yes, yes,
they're just staying on little podiums and it was kind
of stupid.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah. So they were like hiding in bushes and then
like running up to you.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
And like, I mean some were it's not like they
all of them were on podiums, but a lot of
them were on podiums, just like emoting like it's Fortnite, Like, yeah,
come on, do something cool.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I wish I could go to like the one in
Japan they had Resident Evil. That's kind of yeah, they
had like a whole show for it and everything. It
would have been really cool to say pretty, but it's whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I think. That's really my halloween this year. My Halloween
was laying this year. Yeah, I mean I just had
to work. I dressed up out work and then I
took it off because hot went to work on home.
Yeah you work in a kitchens, you know. And then
and then that was it man, and then I went
home and knocked out. So when night night, one night,
night time. Yeah, there you go. So speaking of last
week or not last week, but the last podcast we posted,

(04:18):
we were talking about the bright Line. Dude, I got this.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Uh we were playing Xbox today and I got this
thing on my Instagram where the bright line kills another version.
I was like another, I was like, how many bright
lines does like or how many bodies is the bright
line has?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
The bright Line is a fucking murder, Yeah, dude, the
bright line just destroys people. I didn't know that. I
know you told me the guy was riding a bike.
Yeah he didn't look anything. I mean, I get you're
not looking both ways, but like do the bright line?
You know what I mean? It's like it's a train
going fast saying loud. I feel like he got it.
He wasn't the first, like ever since this open bro,

(04:52):
it's been killing. He had to have some sort of
like ADHD and was like, I'm gonna make it. I
don't know. He got like all hyped up because he
thought it was gonna be like a nude death experience,
but it was death experience. Yeah, he gets a death experience.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
It sucks all right, p bro, But dude, game stupid prices, dude.
Come on, yeah, I mean, if you're gonna be in
front of the bright line such a fast, loud train, yeah, dude,
and on a track that's like and the cars that
don't stop, like when it says hey stop the trains coming,
the car gets mass.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
You gotta be stupid. Come on, guys, it's really not
worth it. If we're talking about it, it's really not
worth Like you can't you'll get to where you need
to go. You know what I'm just what I'm saying, bro,
like you gotta you gotta be dumb. It's it's really
not worth it. I'm sure that dude was not in
a rush on the bike, but he was. No, he wasn't.
He was cruising. He was going to like he was cruising.
There's no way he thought, there's no way, Like, there's

(05:43):
no way, you dude, what speed up? You know what
I'm saying, Like, there's gotta be some sort of like
I don't know what happened that he maybe he was drunk.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Maybe all right, you bro, don't stop in front of trains,
I guess, because it will eat you, like it.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Has the train. If you want to go to Miami, yeah,
go do it. Go.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Being on the trains cool, but don't stand in front
of it. It will eat you pretty bad. Ah man,
What else is happened?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Your birthday? My birthday? Did happen? Big twenty one? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh holy shit? That was insane. Yeah, I let you
carry it away since it's your birthday.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I mean it was. It was. It was a good time.
The first day of my actual birthday, when I turned
twenty one, I went to a Mexican place with Valentino
to get some some Beeria burritos. Oh yeah, and some
ice cream and another place too. I ordered my first drink.
We hung out. It was a good time. It was
the first drink. It was a beer. What beer? It
was a Corona beer. There you go line, Yeah, of course, okay,

(06:36):
I was just asking, come on, man, serious, and yeah
I was. It was. It was very nice. I didn't
get super drunk on that day because I would have
had to spend money on alcohol. Yeah, that's always the worst.
And I was already gonna do that when I went
out with friends afterwards, I was like, you know what,
today is going to be a financially responsible day and
we're gonna kill it. And then that's what I did.
And then the next day was a Wednesday, Yes, and

(06:59):
we went out and got drunk. Oh no, we did
the escape room. Oh yeah, no, yeah, you're ready. We
didn't do this. He skipped like a whole party. Oh
my god, that was the entire beginning. Yeah, we did
the escape room time out.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
We didn't even like, none of us drank a sip
of liquor before the escape room.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, which, yeah, we were suck Well that's because Will
forgot his wallet. Yeah, in Tristan and Tristan was late. Yeah,
so Will had to uber his wallet. I don't know
if you guys know this, but actually, like life hack,
not really because I'm sure you have to spend a
lot of money's honestly not gonna be worth it unless
it is something you really need. But like you can
uber objects. So if you have a family member at

(07:38):
the crib and you tell the uber to like pick
something up and bring it to you, he will. That's
the thing that's great, And that's what he did. And
he brought Will the wallet and then we were cool.
And then but we didn't have time to to get
any drinks. I didn't have time to experience the bar yet.
So then we hopped into the escape room. Thank god
we didn't because we made it out with twenty six
seconds left. Bro, I doubt if any of us were

(08:00):
in paired we would have been no. But the escape
from people loved us, like they absolutely know what they
weren't even they weren't busy though. I mean it was
a Wednesday night, so like you know what I'm saying.
But that's what was cool about is like we go
in there, there was no one in there. They were
just having a good time with us. We did, we
did ask for a couple of hants. Well it's not

(08:21):
even she gave it to it. We were struggling and
she was just like she was, I wonder what would
happened if you did that? Yeah, you know what I mean,
flash the lights like really really really bright. I respected it.
There was at one point she came in huge clutch
because we we actually figured out what we needed to
figure out. It was the last thing in order to
like finish the escape room, but we were all blind. Yeah,

(08:43):
it was the wires. Well, no, there was a password
once you connected the wires or door dropped down. Yeah,
at the very end. Yeah, and then there was a
code and Raffi was trying to read the code, but
Raffi was reading it wrong. So then Tristan tried to
read the code. And then they were complaining because we
didn't have our phones. They'd take your phones and put
in a lock. Well it takes so oh no, you
put up Well no, I mean you do have to

(09:03):
put your phones away. You can keep other show on
you like that. Well, I just put everything in yeah. Way, So,
but the lady was like, do you want me to
turn on the lights down there so you could see,
because that's literally all it was. That That's the only
thing I was impairing us was our vision. None of
us could see. What the fuck of the code? We're
all blind? Yeah, exactly, we're all blind. Everyone was looking
at it and saying the wrong shit. And she turned
on the light and then we got it first dry
and then we got out for twenty six seconds. Yeah,

(09:24):
that was kind of nice, she said. I think the
best time was like twenty seven minutes or something like that.
That's kind of insane, right, how do you do it
that quick? I mean, I'm sure you have like a
thousand people. I think there was like ten people allowed
to do that, which would have been insane, by the way,
because you saw how small first room was. You wouldn't
be there were like six people when we win.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, dude, you wouldn't be able to like walk, You'd
be bumping into each other. There would be nothing you're
like able to do.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I was already having problems. Took us. It took us
like twenty minutes to figure out the candies because that
shit was hard. I a little bit. I think it
was a little bit of stupidity and everyone yelling at
each other. I mean true, I'm I mean I think
that ship was just mad dumb. You know what I mean.
You put the yellow next to yellow, but shit, don't
go on corners and Pugumi's go next to fruit.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'm like, yeah, I know, what if we just like
write it out loud and Dinny yelled at each other
where everything was supposed to go, I feel like we
could have got it.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I kind of just kept mixing ship until I got it, yeah,
and then everyone was like, no, it's over there, I know,
and then we kept mixing it until we finally got it. Yeah.
I wonder how that works. I wonder if they can
see that camera. Do you think it's special? But there's
it's the there was like something they got another, right,
That's what I mean. They got the right candies in there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'm sure they have their ways that they'll never magician
never tells their secrets.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I guess, so you know what I would So where
are Oh? Yeah, they escaperoom. What do we do after
Bahama Brees went to Bahama Breeze? Yes, we did do
that some food. I shipped my brains out after by
the way, Yeah, I did ship my brains. Didn't we
stopped food definitely made me huh didn't we stop at
home before we went to downtown. That was that was
That was a different night. That was a different night.

(10:56):
So but yeah, then we got Bahamma brees. I had
like two drinks at Bahama breeze would weren't strong at
all because it's Bahammad breeze. And then I got a
plantain bole and then we shit my brains out, not
complaining because it was delicious. And then we went to
downtown Winter Garden. Uh huh, not Orlando. We don't like
the crazy crowd. I wanted to try a bar for
the first time called Polars in downtown Winter Garden. And

(11:17):
when we went up there or went in there, everyone
was there were a few people that were young, but
most other people were old. There's one other group that
was young. Yeah, there's another group sitting at the table,
and even they were like slowly like leaning away, like
I kept seeing like every like ten minutes, one person
was leaving, and eventually it was like three people still. Yeah,
but it was a good time. They pour heavy, They

(11:39):
pour heavy. Shout out. We told him it was my
birthday and they were like listen, we're closing, but Tony's
is open, and I've only heard bad things about Tony's
at this time, but I was like, you know what,
like let's just go to Tony's because why not. And
then we went to Tony's and at the point like
at this point, I've already had like three four drinks

(11:59):
from Lars and they pour pretty heavy, so I'm feeling
pretty good. And then when I go to Tony's, I
get a beer. And then after that, when I'm getting
my beer, the lady the bartender was like, oh no, no, no.
The guy next to me was like, your boys aren't
bowing you a beer for your birthday? Bros fucked up. Yeah,
he was dissing everybody. He was like, fuck it up

(12:21):
by you a beer. And then I was like all right,
so he buys me my beer and then I fuck off.
I'm like, listen, man, I really appreciate it. This guy
is like mad, quiet, super shy almost it looks like,
you know what, he's like too cool for school, right,
he's a bartender at the whole innch a lotta by
the way, shot out, we're gonna have to go there.
I've also heard that that's a bad time because he
told me, or she the bartender told me, like she
knew him. She was like, oh yeah, this is Dylan.

(12:42):
He's a bartender the whole inunch a lot. He'll hook
you up before blah. And I was just like okay, okay.
So then I turn around after someone says, someone yells
birthday boy, and they got me a shot that was
like a triple shot. It was the glass was filled
all the way up. He was like some like ninety
proof like peppermine snops that like completely like destroyed my nasal,

(13:05):
fucking passage and everything else. Like I died after that shot.
No chaser, no no chasing, no nothing. But I just
like chug it. It was a chug. It took three SIPs,
like it didn't It wasn't like a shot and down
and like it was like a gold goal. Oh that
sounds cool, you know what I mean? Like I had
to master through it. And then that got me really drunk. Man.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I looked back from videos of that night and I'm
just like Jesus Christ, I'm happy I had my boys
to take care of me.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Bro. I got really drunk. But then uh, and then
everything turned out okay. And the next so What I
didn't know is my my shifts were swapped. So I
was under the impression I was going in at two
thirty the next day. On Thursday, after this celebration night
with the boys, I was like, I'll be able to
sleep until like even if I sleep until fucking one,

(13:55):
I could wake up, get dressed in ten minutes, and
you know, get to work on time. So I'm like,
I'll be fine. My alarm for like twelve whatever, and
that's cool. I'll sleep in and then and then I
get woken up by my mom at like six in
the morning and she's like, hey, Valentine and called me.
You're supposed to be at work. Your manager called you,
and I'm like, what the fuck? And I look at
my phone and I got miss calls. I'm still not

(14:15):
even one hundred percent. I'm getting everything I need. Bro.
I hop in the shower because I'm like, I got
a shower obviously, you know what I mean. So I showered.
I was yapping, Sorry yapping. I was yacking the whole
like night before. I didn't go to bed till like
four am. Really yeah, I was sitting on the edge
of my bed like spinning because I was so dizzy
because I was so drunk, dude, Like eventually I knew
because like it's weird. My body I can't control, but

(14:36):
my mind, in my own head, I kind of came
when I'm drunk, and so I'm sitting there like this
fucking sucks, and I'm like, I'm so drunk to the
point where like I just have to knock out. Like
that's it, because if I forced myself to lay down,
I'm gonna end up getting nauseous, I'm gonna throw up again.
So I need to just sit here until I genuinely
fall into my bed and just sleep. So that's exactly

(14:57):
what I did. And it worked, I mean until I
got woken up at six in the morning because I
had a good works like two hours. I got like
two hours of sleep and then I got ready for work. Dude,
I couldn't find my wallet. I could not find my wallet. Yeap,
shout out to that guy who got your wallet, man, Yeah,
whoever that was, bro, But I couldn't Actually I didn't
meet him, Bro, I didn't meet him. You met the

(15:18):
guy himself who found my wallet? Really, yeah, it was
not the guy who was running the counter. Two very
young dudes running Tony's Slicker store. By the way, when
I went in there, same yeah, I was like, y'all
are twenty one. And then anyways, but yeah, I lost
my wallet, so I had to drive to work with
no wallet. It was the wallet that Valentina got me
for my birthday that was one hundred and eighty dollars

(15:40):
quick flex, you know what I mean, just like this
thing I was like holding. I was so excited when
I got it because I've been using this other wallet
that I had that like, I didn't really want to use,
but I was kind of fucking with it. And she
got me this one and I smelt it and I
was like, ugh, like it smelt so good. Smell like leather, Yeah, dude,
smelled like leather, genuine leather, and yeah, I told genuine, genuine, genuine, genuine, genuine, genuine, genuine. Yeah,

(16:07):
but genuine is fancy. Is that a real word? Sure? Okay, yeah,
it's a real word now, sure, genuine leather, And it was.
It was really nice, man. And then I fucking lost
it first night getting drunk and I told her she's
mad at me, and I got sad, It's okay, And
then I called them at ten a m and they
had my wallet, but I had no means of getting

(16:29):
it to my persons, you know what I mean exactly,
And so there was only one person I could call.
That's who are you gonna call? Jendy God? Oh yeah,
the Ghostbusters. And then Jaden hooked me up. Bro Jaden
went to go all the way down to Tony's to
go get my wallet and then bring it back. Falncina
did not forgive me after that. Yeah, well I did

(16:51):
because exactly, Ja God my wallet. Yeah, I got the wallet.
I was. I was the wallet savior that day. You
were the wallet. I lost my wallet, you kind of.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I kind of lost my I misplaced my wallet when
I got home in my my drawer somewhere. I've never
put my wallet in my life.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
See, that's like the crazy part is like when you
do have what mean, shaded half whatever that is? You
do ship like that all the time, Like I've shaved
half my face, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's
just stupid, dude, I've stopped. I got I got distracted.
I shaved half my face and got ditracted. I would
I feel like I would never do that. I was like,
what the fuck was I just doing? I couldn't remember
I shaving my face as I gonna go get to work,

(17:27):
and I get on my car and I look at
myself and on my liquor. I will go inside. And
then I shaved the other half of my face and
I was like, that's what I had to do. And
then I forgot my belt that day on God, that's
the true story.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
She came into work with like a half shade face.
That would have been so funny.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I would have got bullied. It would have been hilarious.
I would have got bullied. It would have been so worse.
I couldn't have done that. It would have been so
worth Two wallets were lost, two wallets were found, and
that's all that is at the end of the night, dude. Yeah,
full honesty and that that's honestly. That day was fine.
I got off of work, I went home and I
think I knocked out at like six o'clock. Dide. I
was talking.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
You went to the Pillards and Tony's to go find
my wallet.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh yeah, I did do that. I forgot that was
right after though, That was basically right after I got off. No, No,
you did that like late in the day. It was
like six really, Yeah, oh shit, Yeah, but they did
not have it. Yeah, no, because it was in my
dresser because I'm stupid. Yeah. I also went the Tony's
and they were like I actually I fucked with the
guys a little bit because they didn't know who it
was at the time. And so when I walked in there,

(18:26):
I was like, hey, man, I'm looking for a wallet,
and he was like and he looked at the other
guy who found the wallet, and he was just like,
what do you mean. What's your name? Did you call?
And I was like, I did call. I called this
morning and he was like, I you had your buddy
pick up your wallet. And I was like, this is
a perfect opportunity. Totally fuck with this guy. So I
was like, I what are you talking about. I told

(18:48):
you I worked, you know what I mean. He was
just like, dude, a guy came in and picked up
the wallet. He said he was going to bring it
to you, and I was like, I I've never you
know what I mean, I don't have a wallet. Like
I I'm here to get the wallet. I wouldn't be
here if I had my wallet. You know. You fuck
these brains guys, and wait, you fucked up these guys brains.

(19:12):
You fucked these brains guys, bro, These brains guys are insane.
But yeah, no, I really did their brains. They were upset, bro.
I mean they were kind of like, dang, we just
fucked up, Like we just gave this guy this guy's
wallet and he doesn't have it. But then I told him.
I was like, nah, the dude who came to pick
up my wallet also lost his wallet, so I'm looking
for his wallet now. And then they were like, hold up,
what just happened. They were like, first of all, we

(19:34):
don't got no more wallets. And I was like, a peace,
you know, I'm sorry, I light, I'm a good night.
I appreciate you, bro, thank you. And then I showed
him my wallet just give him reassurance so he could
sleep at night. Yeah, make sure you know he knew
I had my wallet. And then I'm not like, I
don't have a warm Yeah, no you don't have it. No, yeah,
you didn't rob somebody because someone's identity exactly. And then yeah,
and then that was a that was a conclusion to

(19:54):
that night, and then we I went back to work.
Obviously the next day on Friday, I didn't have my
next day off was Saturday, and that was another birthday celebration. Yeah,
we had like three. Yeah, but that was also for
my mom because her birthday was that that Saturday, that
we win Raffia to the whole group. And then and

(20:15):
then yeah, we went to Texas Day Brazil, super fancy,
super fancy, super fancy, a buffet place. They got tons
of dudes with meat on sticks and they sliced the
meat onto your plate. Yep, and it's fire. I mean,
they just come around I honestly because I you know,
I don't want to say I'm picky with my meats,
but a lot of the meats there are like gamey.

(20:36):
So I was sticking with what I knew, which was
like the skirts day the sausage, and I honestly filled.
I should have never ate the mashed potatoes. I never did.
I didn't eat a single side that night. This is
super starchy, and they kind of filled me up a
good amount. No, I didn't eat a single side that night.
I strictly had all the meat pause pause pause, All
the meat that was brought to the table I had
except all the chicken. I didn't have anything. I didn't

(20:58):
have any chicken. Sorry. I had strictly steak. Yeah. Same.
Oh really I didn't want to get thought that rib
sh it was fine. It looked so beef ribs were
so good. I love beef ribs, but like, I didn't
want to like look like a mess You feel me? Oh,
I was messy. It's your birthday, it doesn't matter. I
knew we were going out to drink, so I felt like,
I don't know why, but I felt like just completely

(21:19):
filling my stomach with red meat was like the perfect
thing to do. I don't know if it was or not,
I don't know, but I felt great. Yeah, my ships
were really solid. Actually after that, I couldn't tell you
typically not like that. You guys know so much about me, but.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
It's cause you just come out. You're so open about
you know, everything, and just come out. That was that
was not intentional. Yeah, it's okay. Anyways, where were we?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Uh? We finished the dinner? Man, We ended up all
getting some sort of dessert. You had the crimbule. I
had the Yeah. Yeah, we all basically just share and
then everyone went their separate ways. I went back home
because I had a poop. Yeah, no one, Okay, that
actually made me very upset. Sorry, no one. No one
told me we were all like going home, because literally

(22:02):
everyone went home first, and I would have got out
of jeans. I was stuck in jeans and I hate wearing,
which is why like you were putting the position, because
I the only reason I went home is because I
wouldn't have never gone home if Valentine was coming with me,
but because she had to work in the morning, and
I had to take her home because she said she
was coming and then decided she wasn't, So I told

(22:22):
I took her home. Like halfway there, I made the
decision I was going to take her home. I got
off on the exit that's right next to my house,
and then on my way, I was just like, I'm
not gonna because I had to poop. I'm like, I'm
not gonna poop in a bar, Like the last thing
I would ever want to do is poop in a bar.
Is kind of clean. They and they have a solo bathroom.
I mean they also like the bathroom that's upstairs. Yeah
they have Yeah, I mean that bathroom. That bathroom is

(22:45):
nice and it is typically not busy on the nights
that we go. But I still really had to poop.
I was like I'm going to poop and so I
mean I was let me change the fix I poop.
I don't want to smell like poop. I this is
a peep fit. You know what I'm saying now, it's
poop fit. Yeah, I guess I didn't turn the fan on. Bro.
I wish I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
I wish I could have changed my clothes too, because
I was still in jeans and a button up. That
wouldn't like, not like a super nice button up for
like six bucks. Don't get me wrong, but like I
still would have nice nice I would have liked to change.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I can't speak today, That's all good. We all had
a get energy drink that one night too, because you're
all tired. Remember was that the same night? That was
the same night we all went to the gas station.
I feel like we went out like three separate times.
That's what I'm saying. This is my point, dude, I
was so lost. I was like genuinely like, it is
amazing my brain of the ship that we did, in
the timeframe that we did. That's what I'm saying, Dude.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I genuinely thought that Saturday night was too Like at
one point was two separate days, and I thought that
was Saturday Sunday.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I didn't realize that was all on It's because it
feels like and not to not to confuse anyone who's
listening to the podcast right now, but I really want
to explain this to my like to explain to myself
to Jayden, but like everything feels so close to each
other because like the Universal thing feels like it was
really close to my birthday, but it wasn't because my
birthday was two weeks ago and we went to it
was a week ago, but we had the Saturday thing

(24:02):
that day, which is part of my birthday, so it
was technically right after that week, so we kind of
even though it was like a week and a half apart.
No one knows what you're talking about because we got
to the Universal yet, I know, but this is what I'm
saying you guys, this is a packed episode. You have
no idea how much ship has gone on their serious ship. Yeah,
I feel like we should get into the serious ship
before we get into the rest of the happy ship.

(24:23):
I feel like that's how we should have serious no
serious ship always in the middle. We start with happy tone,
then we get everyone like upset and then we like, yeah,
you're right, you're right, you know, and then we give
everyone kisses. But to finish it off, we had a
We had a pretty good night at downtown that that
last night on Saturday, and we went to I don't
think we ended up going to Tonio's. No, we only
did Yeah, we only did Polaris. They had the they
had the room. They were opened late that night. Yeah,

(24:46):
it was because it was a weekend, so it was Saturday,
and they had the loft open above the plars, which
we hadn't gone to yet. I love that place. And
then there everybody was old, like it was all like
it was like a fucking like eighties jazz sash up there.
We were the old people for sure, and even the
bartender was like, what are y'all doing in here, Like
it's a very young crowd for y'all to be having
in this bar right now at this time. And then

(25:08):
we were just like, we grew up here and we
don't like like the city stuff, so like this is
where we're going. She's like, I fuck with it, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
They remembered us from the night prior to years prior,
and then she you know, she I remember the sovietd
She was like, you have the coolest hair. You know
that you're the coolest person.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Dude, clazing bro.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
And I was like, you know, you're the coolest person.
She was like, I'm only cool because I serve booze.
That made me laugh so hard.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I found my favorite beer there and I Alex went
to look it up to see how much it was.
It is sixty four dollars for a twenty four pack.
That is not including shipping. Are you and it has
to be imported? You can't buy it in the States.
Really they import that alcohol? Yeah? How much was it?
How much was a single cane? A single can? There
was like eight dollars. That's not real. So eight times

(25:51):
we're not making profit here, No they are, Oh yeah,
oh plus tips plus tips. Yeah yeah, but the tips
don't go towards the alcohol. That goes towards the actual person. Well, yeah,
of course, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
So I feel like they're not making well, they need
they need you gotta think I'm sorry to cut you off.
I think about the people that are actually buying the
beer as well.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
No, exactly, That's what I'm saying. Like you need they
need to. That's why they increased the price because if
they wanted to not make profit, they would have just
sold each beer for like five dollars, but they they
they sell it for eight because they got to include
like one, like, yeah, we got to pay our people.
First of all, that work the bartender is their salary,
plus they make tips, so that's pretty good. That evens
it out. And then the rest of the money we
use for having to get it imported. But also they

(26:30):
want the people that own the bar also want their profits. Yeah, exactly.
I don't know. The whole bar thing's fucking crazy. It's
a whole different world. But it's a nice it's a
nice bar. I definitely recommend. I was told not to
go to it again by people because they were like, oh,
people get roofed there or whatever. Had a good time. Dude,
I didn't get roofeed. I've been there twice. Who knows,
maybe every time I get ten out of ten. I

(26:52):
ain't gonna lie, who's roofing you? The fucking like eighty
year olds that are dancing in the corner, bro.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Everyone was having a great time. That's what I'm thrilled
those eighty year olds for real dancing in the corner.
You know, there was a very cute, very old couple
that were just.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Going left to right, yeah know each other. But I
felt like it was a good birthday. A lot of
a lot of alcohol, a lot of a lot of laughs,
a lot of alcohol, a lot of laughs, a lot
of good times. Yeah, it was good fun. And then
that was the the basically wrapped up version of my
of my birthday though that because after after that, I
don't think there was any more. But that was separate.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, that was separate, like a birthday thing. Even though
I did give you your birthday gift. I gave him
a bottle of Yoho rum. Everyone go by Yoho rum.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Actually I'll hold on no because sponsorship, because because the
sponsorship is coming in full, full stop, like that. Ass
y'all haven't experienced Yoha rum. You got experience Yohoa room.
Maybe it's because I'm younger and I'm getting into the
alcohol stuff, but like typically when you drink any other rum,
it's like it just burns going down and then it's done.
Like I get it. It's rum. You can mix it
with ginger ale whatever, have a good fucking time. But

(27:53):
this rum is like sweet okay, orange and vanilla. Make
sure you make flavored with the orange of Vanela. And
if you guys could just imagine that, Oh my god,
it's actually really good. You can drink it on the rocks.
I ordered ice cubes specifically for it, so I can
just have it on the rocks and like little whiskey glass.
And I did also disrespect a little bit by putting
it with sprite because I wanted to try it out

(28:14):
and it was actually really good. It tastes like a
calm lapple Spraye. It was so fucking fly. I was loving.
Really I have I already told Jayden I had. I
have to send you a picture. But it's like less
than half. It's like it's like probably like closer to
your quarter. It's like thirty three percent full. Yeah, that
is so there goes.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
You know, you should buy some Yoha rum right there
the sponsorship. You can get them at some liquor stores.
Couldn't tell you where, but you can get them somewhere.
There's like three of them. Yeah, there's like three of them.
Probably get it online.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Too, Yeah, there's online. You'll hold yo hol dot com.
I thought it was like yo Ho rum dot com.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's probably like your hostpicce rom dot com something that
I'm sure if you look that up, try it out
for sure. Free sponsors, sponsors, free sponsors, sponsors.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
What I was, Oh, yeah, Universal? Do we to go to? Universe?
Speaking of Universal? Yohoa.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Rum is also at al band Bay Universal Resort. If
you want to go check it out.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, I was gonna say absolutely insane. Is that That's
what I was gonna bring up earlier because another sponsorship,
another sponsorship. Thank you. Anyways, but U Universal was a
good time. It was what did we do?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I feel like we didn't ride that much, but at
the same time, we did because we did have express Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, I mean we uh. As soon as we got there.
The first thing we did was ride Mummy. Yes, yes,
the Mummy because they redid it. They some I don't
notice any difference, well like the fire. I thought the
fire used to shoot out at you. You're right, I
do notice the difference, but now it's like the it's
like the whole ceiling on fire and you're not. I

(29:32):
feel like you're not as there as that long. Yeah,
because a second, but like for like a second, but
occasionally it's hot.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
I know, but then we went back on it, or
when we went on for Halloween Hornet's it was like that,
it like went super quick. So yeah, I don't know,
it's kind of weird. Uh, trying to think what else
do we ride that day? We did the Mummy?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Oh, we did the Mummy. We did a Harry Potter
ride right after, which was do we do that right after?
I don't think we did that. I'm trying to think
about it in order. Okay, I understand what you want to. Yeah,
I completely stand what you want to. I don't remember
what we did. So we were the Mommy. Then after
that we rode Transformers because I wanted to get a
drink at the bar and the bar was close or
closer to Transformers, which I ended up getting a Guinness. Yeah,

(30:12):
it tastes like ship. Yeah, for the first time, tastes
like I actually kind of liked it. I hate a Guinness.
Tastes like Pope actually kind of liked it. It definitely
does taste like poop. I'm not gonna sit here and
lie and say it doesn't taste like fucking dirt. That's
what it's supposed to taste like. Yeah, sure, it tastes
like dirt. It's pretty chucklable. I can do it. I
can't do it. It tastes like it tastes like actual like dirt,
like Transformers, and you just put your hands and the

(30:32):
like the wettest soil, so much worms in there. You
picked it up and just put it in your mouth.
At the Guinness. Honestly, what made the Guinness really bad
was just the foam. I think. I'm sure there's some
people that enjoy that ship, but the foam is genuinely
the poopy part. Like you, I tried. I thought the
foam was gonna be sweet that was on top or
something like that. Not that like that was what I
was expecting. But like the beer, I've ta had a

(30:54):
Guinness before in a bottle without the foam on top.
I can do it. I like it. Or I also
got the phoamia sip and it takes to like extra poops. Yeah,
it was, I mean the do Yeah, the foamy, the
foaminest part of it was poop. I had to lick
my mustache after I didn't. Yeah, you had the Guinness dash. Yeah.
Typically no matter what, when you lick your mustache or
something's on it, you're gonna like it. You know what
I'm saying. I agree? What what was I? Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yes, Transformers? Dude, that line took forever. Even with express,
it broke down like six times all we were in it.
Did I don't understand, because when we went on it
was just just fine. But when we were in line,
it took like six six breakdowns about say six minutes.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
But that's not long.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
No, yeah it was it realistically it was like twenty yeah,
but we have expressed, so it should have.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Been like five. Yeah, it was a little very A
lot of people had Express for some Yeah, dude, it
was kind of weird. And then what do we do?
Do we do Harry Potter after Transformers? I think we did.
I think after Transformers we did the walk over to
Harry Potter because we just had to go into the
crack because at one point we were like, do we
do Men in Black or do we do Transformers? And
then we did Transformers, And then on our way to

(31:54):
Men and Black, we were like, we're going to Harry
Potter because the dragon we saw the dragon go No,
we didn't see it. We just walked in. We just
kind of just said, fucking walked in there. And then
we saw it. Yeah, because you can't see the dragon
from the outdo you can't see the dragon from the outside,
So we just well we went in there and we
saw the drug. Yeah. It was literally just perfect timing,
and like after like five minutes of just sitting there,
it like went off. People were standing there for probably

(32:15):
like fucking thirty minutes waiting for that shit to go off. Yeah,
dude walked in there and just like yeah, fire. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Literally as soon as we walk in, bro, what can
we say, you know, the building turns the fire.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
That was a good time. We were walking around to
see if we could find anything to do before we
got on the ride, and then we saw like a
couple walk into a place that had a giant sign
that said employees only, do not trespass or whatever, and
these two were just walking in there. Yeah. I was like,
what is he talking about it? If I can remember that, Yeah, yeah,
we were looking right at him and then we were like, okay,

(32:44):
that's stupid, and then we went on the ride. Yeah,
they walked right out and then as soon well they
didn't walk right out, they took a little peak and
then they walked out. Then as soon as they walked out,
worker walked in and it was just something. They didn't care.
They just walked in and out. I just thought that
was funny, you know, he did Harry Potter, Harry Potter. Cool.
What do we do after that? We didn't, I don't

(33:04):
think we did. We. Oh, we tried to go get
a donut, but they didn't have any. Oh yeah, we
did you. Yeah, it's true. We wasted so much time
did because we could have rode so much. Other should have.
But we walked all the way over to the Simpsons
Park to go get this giant donut. When we got there,
were like, you got any donuts? Just like no, yeah,
because I heard, you know, very very big rumor. We're
not a big rumor.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I'm pretty sure it's confirmed, but that, uh, the Simpsons
Land is going to be gone because Disney owns the
Simpsons now. So I wanted we wanted to go get
a donut because you know, probably was gonna be the
last time we could have got a donut. So we're
gonna go get a donut. And she was like, ah, sorry,
I don't got no donuts. To be fair, they were
closing in like an.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Hour and we were hungry though. Yeah, we were hungry.
I got a turkey leg. Yeah, and we did. We
we shared the turkey leg. You had a lot more
with the turkey leg than I did. I was ripping
that ship. Yeah, you was digging in there. I was digging.
We were digging. You were digging. And then uh, and
then we went into the Velocit Coaster. Yeah, that was
a good I really also wanted to write Spider Man,

(34:02):
but it's close for maintenance. It is. It is. That
was stupid.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
It was very stupid. I was very upset about that,
very supid. But the Velostit Coaster was the best ride
of all time.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
That was that was sick. We got on, dude. That
was a stressful time too. No, we had we were clear, No,
we had so much time. But like the workers that
were definitely buhing everybody. Yeah, they were like, listen, you
need They stopped everyone for like a fucking message for everyone,
but like you couldn't hear them at all, and they
were like, you need to have all your ship off.
You go through the metal detector and if someone gets stuck,

(34:32):
I don't care if it's your fucking six year old
kid or if it's your wife. You're leaving them that's
what I swear, that's what I were saying.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
They were like, yeah, you can have to catch up
to them. Yeah, yeah, dude, And they stopped me for
my belt for some reason, I.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Took mine off. I didn't had my whole ass out
and just handed to the guy and just walked through
and put it back on. Its a problem, but you
had me. Did you actually have your ass dude? Those genres? Yes,
My my waist size is only a thirty four. Then
we were thirty eight. You're very bad again. If I
don't have a belt on, they will fall down.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, uh yeah, but I kept the belt on and
they peel me on me with the wand real quick,
and then luckily the line was not moving, so I
caught up with Devon almost.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, because there was someone else who was holding off
the fucking line way worse than Jaden's belt, because all
they had to do was like look at it and
be like, he's got his belt on there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
The first question he asked was do you have a belt?
And I was like yeah, and then he gave me
the wand and nothing happened except the belt and he's
like you're good, Like okay, so but other than that,
it was really cool ride. I love that ride.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
The whole barrel roll is much like when you're going
you go like you go like seventy I think or something. Yeah,
then it's it's fast yeah, and then he does a
crazy barrel roll and that shit's so cool. I love
being upside down. I thought the entire time side I
thought the cameras were around. It would have been cool
if the cameras were there. I feel like, because that's
gonna be like the most vulnerable spot for a funny picture.
But when we did go upside down, I don interesting

(35:51):
fact about Devon Donald Robert Nievis. He wears cropped shirts,
which means the shirt drops all the way down to
where my waist is and not any lower. So I
don't see any belly when I'm just walking. But if
I was to lift my shoulders up or my hands
up to the sky, then yeah, you would see my stomach.
So when we got flipped in this barrel roll in
this very light Haines craped shirt like completely covered my
face and my entire tits wereund my body like everything

(36:14):
was just hanging like out on my body, like my shirt.
We're right in the Veloca coaster, and at one point
Devon is yelling, look at my dadys, and then he
looked over. My titties were shaking it all over the coaster,
and when he started laughing, we like couldn't catch our
breath on the coaster while laughing. It was hard to like.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
It was the funniest shit I've ever seen. This hairy
man boom on the Veloc coaster.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, and everyone in line was looking at it too.
Did you cross the line a little bit? I swear no,
we were in the berry back. No one was looking. No,
when you do the barrel. No, I'm talking when you
do the barrel, they have the line. I don't think they.
Oh you're talking about the bystanders. Yeah. The bands just
like watching like this, like this, Hary, this hairy man
sits out.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I say it's Harry Ape. But Harry was insane. Bro,
that doesn't sound great. That was not a monkey noise
I just made. I don't know what that was. That
was lolo earlier. That was when I wasn't giving at Yeah,
so we did.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
We did the velocit coast and we went the Steak
and Shake after we did that. Was that I busted? Yeah, dude,
I loved me and good. What was that? Cooled? That busted?
Super hard? What is that? Uh? What do we get?
I forgot what we called Frisco melt Frisco melt, Yeah,
and then we got shakes, ye shaky. But the dude
who was the people working at Steak and Shake, the
guy came up to us. He was like, we have
no tomato. No, they didn't have shakeing. No, like they

(37:35):
were shutting down, dead ass. They had no whipped cream,
no cherry cherries, like damn. Some shakes they couldn't make
because they didn't have the ship for Yeah, like what
the hell were you guys doing? Yeah, they had like
beef and bread yets all they had. I was like,
can I get my uh was it called again Frisco milk?
I was like, can I get my frist go melt?
And they were like yeah. I was like that's all
I care. That's all. That's all I cared about too.

(37:55):
But that was a good time. But I did pay
for lettuce and tomatoes and bacon because it said they
had it, they did not have it, And I paid
extra for no reason. You did. That was insane.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Yeah, I mean it was like a dollar extra. I
don't really care, but come on, yeah, you should at
least like blank it out.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
That's not cool for emotional damage. But I was like,
like it wasn't blanked out. Everything they didn't have was
blanked out. I was like, oh, I bet I can
customize this. So I customized and nothing came on burger?
Is it more like a burger? Like a grilled cheese?
It's like a burger. I think the ship you think
is cheese is like all that sauce. They put a
lot of sauce on it. Is there no cheese on there? No,

(38:31):
there's cheese. Yeah, but it's just like two slices cheese.
I mean they fucking fill it with sauce. Yeah, there
is a lot of sauce. There is a good amount sauce. Oh.
I also couldn't get the cheese sauce for my fries.
That's another that was a problem. Though. You can't go
to Steak and Chicken and I get cheese sauce right
skinny as fast.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I agree, also get some thicker fries. I like them,
but yeah, I know, but like after a while, it's
really hard to eat because they're like literally the size
of like the super tiny Yeah, Anyway, that's enough of
steak and chicken talk.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
What else?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I think that's really everything that we did together. Yeah yeah,
I mean, have you done anything crazy?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I've gone to David Busters, which was like a little
double day thing that I did with Valentina. Uh huh.
And when I got like, it's it's weird that every
time something is being done, something has to fucking happen,
like I hate. I've said it multiple times. Uh huh.
I hate when shit becomes a whole thing because it

(39:27):
just pisses me off. The fuck do you even meet?
Like you know, when shit becomes a whole thing, like
stuff starts getting difficult, You're like, and now it's a
whole fucking thing. You know what I mean? I hate
when I hate when shit becomes a whole That a
real dude problem for you. That's a real dude problem
for me. No, dead ass, you can. I can call
my stepfather right now and I'll be like, do you
know what I hate? And he's like, when shit becomes
a whole thing? Like he'll tell you I hate it.

(39:47):
And so I go in there and I'm like, okay,
you go up to this tablet now, like it's not
how I remember doing it at all, but it's fine,
uh because I haven't been in so long. You go
up to the tablet, you pick your fucking points whatever whatever.
On my way in, I see this kid that used
to work at at our publics and customer service uh huh,
and and I like make eye contact with him, but
I don't talk to him because I was never cool
with him and he got fired for this really stupid reason.

(40:10):
So I'm like, why the fuck would I talk to
this person someone I know? Uh, you might know him Michael, No,
damn unfortunate. I'll tell you the name. Don't worry, Okay.
But so I'm clicking this bullshit tablet trying to figure
out how to you know, how much money is going
to charge because I see the number sixty six, but
that's for the point. It doesn't tell you how much
money you're spending to get sixty six credits. So I'm

(40:32):
thinking it's like ten dollars for sixty six credits, because
like all these games are like eleven. Yeah I know, oh,
I know, it was like fifty dollars. It was like ten,
less than like what the actual points were. I'm like,
this is absolutely insane. Anyways, as I'm like about to
tap my car, BRO comes up to me and he's like, hey, ros, help,
how you doing, Like I've never fucked with him like daddy.

(40:53):
He's just like how you do him? And he has
everything and I'm really everything's good, man? Why And he's
just like, don't don't, don't don't do this shit, bro,
like I used to work here, like they're trying to
scam you. And I was like, this is how every
business works. You go to Public's and we up the
price on checking ten oor subs. It's not like you
know what I mean, like, we're not trying to scam you.
We're just our prices when shit happens. And uh, he

(41:14):
was like he's got cards and he was like, oh
I got cards like like these have like a thousand
points on them. I'll you know, you send me thirty
like a hook you up with one that has like
a shit on a point. You could play like all
night whatever whatever. And I was like, you know what, Bro,
I'm honestly good, you know, like I don't see anyone
else doing this shit you're doing. So I'm just gonna
and so I taped my card and he's like, man,

(41:35):
like all right, bro, And I was just like all right,
you know, like get the fuck out of my face.
And then he walked away and he goes down the
steps like he's leaving. So I'm like okay. So then
we go on our double day. We're enjoying the games.
We're doing, like pleast four person games that are cool.
You know, we're having a fun time. We end up
getting I don't know how they because we had two

(41:56):
different cards, one for our couple and then obviously for
the other one. Bro, they have like fuck three thousand points. Dude,
Like they won this water game at one point, and
the water game like just kept going and going and
going with these tickets. I would have just farmed that
shit and got something cool. Why do they give you
that much points? Anyways, I was playing some dumbas flappy
bird shit, you know what I'm saying. Like they're over

(42:17):
here racking bread and uh, racking bread, racking bread on
the car. We go over to get the toys and shit,
and they have crazy toys, crazy toys. But we go
over to get the toys and then the guy, the
guy I'm talking about, he's over there getting refunded and
he's just like the guy who's refunding the card is like,

(42:38):
so each of them are five dollars and and he's
like yeah, and he I'm like looking at him, waiting
for him to side at me. Each of them have
five dollars worth of tokens on them, and on the
back with a sharpie, he writes thirty five dollars and
then you'll put some random high number like one hundred
and sixty TK like tokens or or yeah, and each

(42:58):
one of them only had five dollars each. And if
you don't use it, you can get your money back.
So if you don't finish what's on your card and
you have to go, you can get your money back.
And that's what he was doing. So he would he
would take fifty dollars, put them all on each card,
put thirty five dollars on each card, like what he's
selling it for, and then how much points, which is
not true, and then he would try to sell him
to people. So you're scamming. Yeah, he was scamming and

(43:20):
trying to say that he worked at David Busters, and
they were scamming like a legitimate business that I'm literally
looking with my eyes. There are fucking two thousand people
here who just gave this business their money, and I'm
trusting you. You're asking me to trust you. I can't
wait to find out who this is. But like, dude,
I mean he's I don't know how old he is now,
but I'm like, what a sad life, bro? There's no way,
like go grind somewhere else. You don't gotta scam. If

(43:42):
you're gonna scam, go to New York, you know what
I mean? Go do credit cards? Yeah, Like, go do
something that's gonna make you more bread than fucking this
bullshit Dave Buster's card scam. Like he probably thinks he's
like the biggest mastermind genius ever, but he's not. But
he's not, dude, I'm like, damn, bro, Like you had
a job at Publics, Like if you were, if you
continue staying there since you got hired, you'd probably have

(44:02):
like a good amountain stock at least you can quit now.
It could have been full time making a steady like
eighteen an hour or so, makes some money. But you
want to just fuck around and try to sell David
Buster's cards for that's the life, bro, that's what he
wants to do. I guess, so I just thought was insane. No,
that actually is insane. Yeah, wow, credit cards get super
uncomfortable because you want to get out of my facepause.
That was the credit card scammers, but the David busted

(44:25):
card stammers. What David Buster car sammers? Let me kill
you about the day car scammers taking on the cards.
They're coming here and they're like, hey, give me thirty
dollars into the five dollar card. He did piss me off.
I wanted to snitch on him really bad. But then
I was like, I can't like just be coming up,
so you should have. I know, I should have. I

(44:45):
really should have thought, but he was already he was like,
people know what he's doing there. But everyone there who's
young is young. Like everyone who's running the fucking show
is young. Obviously it's David Buster. Yeah, they're are like twelve. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I actually have probably the most insane story ever being
told on this podcast. And I'm like, I'm being so
genuine right now, and I'm so like, it's you know,
it's it's shitty for you know, I'm sorry for for
the you know, the group that it happened to, because
it was a whole drunken mess on A on November one,

(45:17):
I would Uh, I went to Wage War. Do you
you don't know who wage War is? Uh, it's my
favorite metal band. They are They're from Ocala, They're from Florida,
so it's not like they're like they're they're a local band.
They're pretty big in Florida under and they they sold
They didn't sell out, but they were pretty close to
selling out the u c F Arena. And we were
the people I was working with. We were sitting right

(45:39):
next to these meth heads. Dude, I'm talking like they
definitely have a criminal criminal history.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
You know what I have? Oh for sure. I'm talking
like possession, you know this ship, like that distribution. I
doubt they were smart enough to distribute in decency.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yes, definitely definitely, But anyways, take a sip of water.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Sorry I was talking really fast. Ideas of water real quick. Anyways,
So at the very beginning of the night, they're like, yo,
you guys work for JR R or that's the rock
station here in Orlando. We were like, yeah, we do
blah blah blah blah blah. And you were like, yo,
fucking sick dab dab us up or whatever. And later
in the night, they just get drunker, drunker and drunker,
and I think there we recorded them at once just

(46:21):
to get like a little bit of social media and stuff,
and they realized. So I think that's why they were
getting like more loud and obnoxious and drunk. But anyway,
that's besides the point. It's a group of like six
and uh, later into the show, I'm talking very late
into the show, like there's probably like five six songs left. Uh,
these two ladies come back to their seats. They're fucking obliterated.

(46:42):
One girl is a lot more drunk than the other.
And I guess at one point i'd okay, So I
don't know what started it. I heard three different sides
while I was there. Someone threw a drink at someone,
Oh shit, and then they were like, what the fuck?
And then they turn around and accidently hit like a
thirteen year old Holy shit. Yeah, and then they are

(47:04):
like and then she spilt her beer and then she
was like, I'm so sorry, and then she finished her
beer and then threw it at them and they started arguing.
Blah blah blah blah. That's what I heard.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
But then again, this has came from six different like
drunk people. I don't really, I didn't see the beginning,
but then I start I slicked to my left and
I hear these people screaming at each other, and I'm like,
what the fuck is going on? And then Devin, no joke.
I wish I could have a visual for the people
that are listening right now. So we are, I'm trying
to think of our section. We're like, we're on some steps,

(47:36):
like they're they're We're not like noseblees or nothing like it.
They're good seats, but they're, uh, they're like they're stairs.
So we're in like this row and they're like two
rows down. This lady jumps two rows and Superman dives
onto the woman and starts punching her, and the other
girl starts punching her. So the dude's boyfriend, the dude's

(47:57):
boyfriend is the dude's or the girls were the girl
who jumped on the girl and started fighting her, her
boyfriend jumps in and starts kicking the girl's ass. Dude
like straight up kicking the girl's ass. I'm like, what
is happening.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Who's in the wrong, who's in the way? Wait? But
who started it? Genuinely I don't know bottom row or top.
Don't fucking know whose side are you on. I don't know.
I don't know. If somebody was fighting balancing, i'd beat
the shit out of them. I'm sorry. I just sat
there and let everything happen. Uh, that's not your problem,
not my problem. I was with you. I would have
sat there and just fucking like, dude, there were three

(48:33):
of us. We all sat there and looked at each
other like what the fuck is happening? But no, like
it's not our issue. And then other people came in
and broke it up, but they were for real swinging
at this girl like I felt so bad. She was
probably like twenty two, twenty three. This is like a
forty year old man. Fucking yeah, eat it. Everyone's just
fucked up though. Yeah, it was such a drunken mess,
like I don't know who's in the wrong. And then

(48:54):
the girl who started the fight ran to go get
the cops, and then I was like, I was like, really, she's.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Gonna go get the cops. And then this girl from
like the girl that watched it, was like.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
You get the fuck out of here. You can't just
beat the ship out. I've ever get out of here.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
So he grabbed all his ship and he was getting out,
but the cops grabbed him, grabbed everyone, took all the asses.
I don't know what happened to him.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Insane. Yeah, oh they had to have gone arrested though.
Someone had to get arrested. I'm hoping that dude got
arrested because when I say she was concussed, because she was,
I was like, you good, and she was like she
got Yeah, she got her dude, Yeah, she was like
concussed for sure, God damn it. Don't get fucked dude.
Why yeah? Like he and like he was he was

(49:36):
swinging like he was fighting for his life, like and
I mind you, this girl was like five three, like
maybe one hundred pounds of even Yeah, I mean, honestly,
I think it was I think it was on the
fault of the person you started the fight, which was
the lady Superman fucking diving off of her second row
onto the for sure, but one lower. And the fact
that the guy didn't just rip his girlfriend off of
the other girl. He yeah, jumping this other female. I mean, dude,

(50:02):
how if how were there no other guys that were like,
maybe I should whooped this guy's ass, you know what
I mean, you know, a little bigger baby. He was
like he was over so so you were also you
would have had to like, excuse me, excuse me. Oh no,
this was right next to me. He was right next
to me. I was. I was the closest to this situation,
Like I was. I was sitting right next to the
girl that jumped onto the girl. Holy ship, Yeah that's insane. Yeah,

(50:24):
like I got, I got the POV. Dude just started
smacking the dude's ass like as hard as you could,
you know what I mean. I would have stopped, and
then he would have started fighting. Men. He would have bro,
that's mama's that's mama's spank right there. Bro, Yeah, I
guess you got a point. Would have taken him back
and calm down. I mean, after this podcast, we can

(50:45):
look it up. I'm sure there's some police report or
something like that girl got her ass beat Wage War concert,
fucking yo.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
And it was during like a really good song too,
Like I really enjoyed the song and the bitch like
I couldn't even focus on the rest of the concert
because this bitch is got her ass beat.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, I feel bad. I don't feel bad. For anyone actually,
because both both parties, all of them were just super
hot and mess That's literally what it should have never like,
should have never should have stopped drinking like an hour
chugging a beer and throwing it at somebody is insane. Yeah,
but then I also heard she had to drink thrown
at her first. What the fuck? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

(51:24):
I've heard so many Yeah, I don't know like what happened. Literally,
the only thing from my judgment, all I can see
is this dude beating her ass. So it's pretty easy
for me. Anyone's gonna get arrested, I hope as a dude. Yeah,
you know. And and he's smell like ship crazy boh
yeah yeah I agree. He Uh you know who s
s Stuiperwolf is? You know her old boyfriend, the super

(51:47):
fat He looked like him really yeah, insane.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah, so that that was the crazy story I wanted
to tell you that happened.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
That wage war. That is insane. That is at like
it's so vividly in my head it's crazy. I mean, yeah,
if I I can kind of see vividly in my head,
if I was to experience that, I would have experienced
like shock at first. Then I probably that's what happened. Yeah,
I mean yeah, I still wasn't gonna go stop it. Well, no,
I was gonna say, and then I probably would have
like fucking like ran to go get a cop or
a security.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh no, I just sat there because I didn't know
what to do. Yeah, we were all to stand and looking.
And my dude, the girl that like jumped on the
other girl. The girl that got jumped on was like
five three hundred pounds, like I said, the girl that
jumped on her was like five like six, like fucking
one sixty. She was a big She was a bigger girl.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah that sucks. Yeah no she she did.
She even get enough height to get over the people
in front of her. Fucking superman, dude, really, dude, it
was insane. That's crazy. It was crazy drunk superpowers, but
not for the right reasons why people can't have superpower. No,
So it was so wild because it was like it
was like a perfectly like the people split so they
could start yelling at each other. It was like a

(52:52):
oh yeah, and then she shed full on room like
you should throw a beer at her, and then that's
what happened? You know what I mean, like people just
instigating it is insane. Yeah, no, it's no. It's like
after they started yelling at each other, they like split
apart so they could like really yell at each other,
and then she and everyone started going crazy and then
the dude started oping the girls ass, and that's when

(53:14):
everyone was like wait, wait, wait, hold on, yeah, dude,
we gotta we gotta tie and we gotta we gotta
call it.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
We were looking at the dude that was sitting right
next to the like them because like in the middle Road.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
But everyone's face was like what we were all watching?
We were all looking around like what but like with
the music in the background though, No, it was such
a soft song though was really they don't all like
you listen to like I know, but it should have
been a hard song. No, it was super like That's
what I'm saying. There's no fucking way they were fighting
during like the soft So yeah, it was a super song.

(53:43):
It was like super soft. I'm supposed to call people
and get people like after the podcast, I'm as soon
as we end this podcast, I'm gonna play the song
and the exact part they started fighting. I remember it
so vividly, and you're gonna be like, this is what
they thought to are you serious? The calm is the
shit that was played all night. It was so funny.

(54:04):
But yeah, that was I love wage War. By the way,
that was the second time I saw him on the
same tour. Fucking beautiful, great band, great show from every everyone.
I did miss the opening act because I was working
the concert, and that was really upsetting because shout out
fame on fire because that's what I want to see.
But I missed him. But it's okay because I Wage
Wars still put on a really good show. I will
say I will never sit at another metal show, though

(54:26):
I have to be on the floor because environment's just
so different. It's crazy. But uh yeah, I think that's
really everything. I feel like we oh yes, downtown Orlando Halloween.
That shit's insane. Yes forgot. I was gonna say most
of the people who listen to to the podcast live
in Orlando, live in ORLANDA, so they're probably aware of it,
but like, guys, get stay Yeah no, I mean, like,

(54:49):
come on.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Just genuinely real that is everyone, Let's just stay out
of Orlando. Some ship always pops off when something's going on.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
As a community. We all just gotta be like fucking
stunned by that. Like that is insane, The fact that
a seventeen and you o kids pulled out a gun
and just shot, right, I mean not just shot he
killed two people. He just shot set like eight ten,
nine ten people. What goes to your head? Genuinely, Like
what goes to your fucking head? Are you stupid? Well,
so I would have to show you the video, but
there's actually I was just show you the video. I'm
not going to really go into too much detO explaining it,

(55:16):
but there was a video of someone like walking in
the crowd basically, so you were kind of able to
see someone else's perspective. Dude. People were like going crazy
and like trampling over each other. I believe its fucking
On one of the reports, it was like a twenty
six or twenty four year old like Latino woman who
was like five foot two who got fucking trampled and
was put in the hospital because like her ribs were broken.

(55:37):
I believe it because when you're running away from a shooter,
you're not like jogging spider fight. Yeah, you are like
on that ground and fucking movie Spider Fight is for
like a stampede of rhinos. Oh medication time, Yeah, that
is my happy pill time. But but not I didn't
even have my fucking medication. But it's that was insane.
I was because I was planning on going. I asked

(55:58):
Rolando and his girl to go. Yeah, well we planned
on it way before. So yeah, it wasn't this the
big thing. Wasn't this, like a Valtello was kind of
upset at me because I didn't get the day off
because we were supposed to start the night earlier, but
I already had taken off so much time for my
birthday and everything the week before. I couldn't get it off.
So I ended up working and she was like I
told her. I was like, let's just go after. I'll

(56:20):
be out early tonight. If anything, I'll leave early. And
I asked for Londo and his girl and then they
were like, yeah, sure, we're down to go. Like we
were trying to figure out plans and then they ended
up not doing it. So then me and vouncin and
were like, well we could still go or I was like,
we could still go if you want. She's like, no,
it's fine, thank God, like and She's like, no, it's fine,
and I'm like okay. And then and then we ended

(56:41):
up not doing nothing crazy, and I think I just
spent the night at her house and and we just chilled.
But then yeah, and then that we woke up the
next morning and then that happened at downtown Orlando. I
haven't met anybody who's gone through it yet.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
So one of the craziest things. One of the people
that listened to our podcast, one of our followers shout
out him, you know you know who you are the
end meat. He was like, yeah, man, I live in
downtown Orlando, like the heart of it. Like he saw
all the cop cars from his apartment just stroll on in.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
It was crazy. That is insane. Yeah, like he saw
it all having having like especially like living there too though,
just like the fact that it's kind of eerie that
there's like blood, you know what I mean, Like two
people just died on the street right there.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, And well here's my thing, bro with since I've
been a little kid, I lived here my whole life.
All I know is Orlando. Since Pulse, I was like,
all right, fuck that, I'm never going to downtown Orlando.
What's the point The only time I stepped foot in
downtown Orlando is for an Orlando Magic game, for some
concert or that's that's it same, that is that is
the only time I've ever been, or if I'm working. Yeah,

(57:41):
those are the three only times I have to be
in downtown Orlando. Other than that, I will purposely not go,
and I will tell you no if you're going to
downtown Orlando.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
That is why, that's why we we we enjoy the
plars scenery more than the downtown area because it really
is a slower speed. It's a safer area. Go down
to downtown, Sandford, downtown, winter guards in downtown anywhere before
I go to downtown Orlando. But it, dude, so there
is I'm sure this There might be some people who
haven't seen the ct CCTV video of the camera of

(58:11):
when it happened. All I've seen was the body cam
and shout out those fucking police officers, bro, they were
on that ship. They were they got him, So were
the sober the the on bro. If you think the
police officers did the work, it was random. People really
see the video. So he was running, so he he
saw the guy. He was walking past, the first guy
that got killed a twenty five year old guy. He

(58:33):
was walking past him and they make eye contacts, and
you know when you walk past somebody and you're trying
to start dominant, so you continue eye contacts. Yeah, and
then eventually you guys break it and then you look
over at your friend and you're like, oh, fucking whoop
that dude's ask bro, like, oh fuck him, you know
what I mean, Like, well, obviously looking at me like that.
You're drunk. You want to star shit, but you're you
just keep talk shit. When the other guy turned around,

(58:55):
the guy who was the shooter, he didn't turn around
and just keep walking, but he literally just like pulled
out a gun and shot him in the back of
the head, just because they were having a stare off.
Really yeah, and then after that that's when he started
shooting everyone else because people were trying to like stop him.
That's what was going on. He pulled out a gun
and just killed somebody. The cops are literally right there, bro,

(59:15):
and he's like running away from people too. That's crazy.
Eventually people like tackle him, like and he gets messed
up in like this whole trample area like where people
like fucking tripped all over each other, and he dropped
his gun and everyone there was two guys with a
yellow hoodie. He was wearing a yellow hoodie. They had
an other dude who had a yellow hoodie pinned down

(59:36):
on the fucking ground and it wasn't him. And he
gets up and then like another guy notices him, and
then everyone like fucking gets on top of him all
in like two seconds. Really, everyone's like cop piling on
top of him. He ends up getting out. He loses
his shoe because someone was holding onto his leg, and
then the cop was like had He gets up from
like losing his shoe and the cop has like a
fucking gun to his head. Good, and eventually he gets

(59:59):
up and then he's I didn't do it. I didn't
do it. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
But like, you know, just shot two people, like I
shot every and shot ten people, killed two people. I
saw he went to court. Did he get sentenced to anything? Yeah,
I think he's getting sentenced a life. Bro. They're trying
they're trying as to death. They're trying him as an adult.
So good, he's seventeen. That's that's that's like how it
shit works though. It's like it's like real life, bro,

(01:00:21):
Like you know, you don't get to just get make
a dumb ass decision like that, like you dead ass
just like took people like a nineteen year old kid
who went to UCF, bro, like like dead as our
age kids. I think we're just we're trying to like
start a podcast and like like fucking work and find
out what we want to do with our lives. Like
that kid even doesn't get the chance to do it,

(01:00:41):
and then the dumb ass who took takes his life
ruins his life too, Yeah, like are you serious? Now
he gets to spend the rest of his life in jail,
And I mean, if you're in jail, I feel like
you have a pretty solid chance of like starting beef
and getting killed. I don't know, maybe not, but like
I feel like someone would be like, yo, what you
get because if you want to if you want to
go in there and then just tell people you just

(01:01:02):
kill people for no reason and then like rep a gang,
you know the other gang is gonna be in there too,
So exactly I did, Like life is not like grant
the thought of there is repercussions. Recussions, Bro, you go
in very serious you pick a side, then the other
side and go fuck with you. Yeah. No, it is
some very serious shit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
You know what I'm saying, so rec in peace to
everyone and everyone affected. But yes, that is that is
also another thing to the people that were just hanging
out trying to have a good time and then they
just see bloody murder, that must be the most traumatizing ship.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
That's exactly what I said. I was like, if if
I like already, I'm already deterred away from like going
to downtown, said you are, I'd probably move. But like, yeah, no,
if I experienced that I was there, I know I'd
be going back. I'm sure there's people crazy enough because
the party life is more important to them than their
actual life. Yeah, but like, dude, that's fucking insane. The

(01:01:54):
fact that that happens, like on a random Halloween. You know,
everyone's just having a good time drinking. I know a
lot of people would say like, oh, well, you know,
no one was expecting that to happen, Like what are
the odds of that happening? But like this shit happened,
you know, And.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
You know the craziest thing, my we this instant card. Dude,
who comes comes in all the time. Me and him
first name basis, like he's the coolest guy in the world,
Like he's unk, he's a dunk. Yeah, and uh he
he wouldn't to downtown Orlando the week prior, like the
same exact thing for Halloween, and he was showing me
pictures of the week prior. Just imagine that should happened
the week prior. And yeah, so when I know gets shot,

(01:02:28):
like I'm just thinking about everything that could happen, just
so fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
It is, dude, It's a bad it's a it's a hard,
intense way to like honestly live your life. But I
still do it because I just want to be Like
I'd rather be safe, That's what I mean. I rather
you know, I'd rather just not die early. That's all.
That's what I'm saying. Like you hear that shit happen.
It's not really like the fear of death that keeps
me away from it. It's just the fear of I mean,
it is death because death causes you to do this.

(01:02:52):
It's not even like it's more fear of like shit's
gonna pop off. Yeah, well I'm for me. It's like
I I I'm genuinely like upset and sad about the
people die, you know what I mean, Like that's fucked up.
You know, like twenty five and nineteen and people there
was one person who was over the age of thirty
who was affected. Everyone else was under the age of thirty.
They were all young because it's downtown Ortlanta, up on

(01:03:14):
a Halloween, Yeah, exactly, and like it's just like holy shit,
but like life is like you could you could be
so young and you could die so fast, just randomly.
That's sad and like I don't want it to happen
to me, which is yeah, like by some fucking scrubness
on the street. Yeah, I would be terrified talking about
talking about the killer. By the way, the seventeen year.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Olds, obviously, I want to make that very obviously. Everything
that's been negative is towards towards the killer. He's a
fucking loser.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Yeah, no, I mean, he dude, it's it's that's fucking insane.
The body cam footage from the cops, I also did
see that you were talking about. Yeah, yeah, and and
the cops. The cops nailed him almost instantly pretty good.
You know, they were on that they were on top
of that ship. Yeah, yeah, I still think they should
have just shot him in there, but I mean the
fact that I'm sorry, but like if I mean, I'm
not saying I would have shot him, but like who

(01:03:58):
did you see a gun? You know what I mean?
Like how do you know he didn't have a gun?
You know, Like it's just scary. I'm not saying they
should I'm not saying they should have shot him, but
I'm just saying, like he just shot. There's like bodies
on the fucking ground. There's blood and all, like people
like you see visibly, like there's ten people who are
very severely affected. Yeah no, And every video I've seen

(01:04:18):
of the school shooter, when people are very severely affected
and it's a mass shooting, the shooters is brought to
like the people are brought to justice, like the shooters killed. Yeah.
All the time, I mean not all the time, but
I've seen a lot typically kill themselves first of all,
like either that that's usually what happens, or they usually
just plead insanity and go to the mental asylum. But
when they haven't gone and there they are a danger

(01:04:38):
to other people's lives, they will get shot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
And I won't lie. Doing that is not the smartest option.
Pleading insanity and going to an insane asylum might be
worse for you than going to jail because they straight
up treat you like you're fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
You'll also turn in sane. Yeah, No, imagine just being
surrounded by fucking insane.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
No, that is gonna make you go insane. You're fucking
yourself up, yeah by doing that, And I just don't
do it in the first place.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
The only reason that kid is alivest because he dropped
the gun. That's the only reason. If he had the
gun in hand, or if he was in the middle
of shooting and there wasn't a crowd around him, which
is why they couldn't shoot him. Yeah, No, know what
I mean, if they missed, got yeah somewhere, Yeah, and
this department is yeah, off to oblivion, you know what
I mean? You're done. So I mean, but like if
the only reason he's alive is because he dropped that

(01:05:21):
fucking gun. Yeah, it's literally on the ground right behind
him when he got tripped by a ton of people,
Like he dropped it and then got tripped and he
got up and then he didn't have the gun and
they were like, all right, we're gonna put take him
into custody. But if he had the gun, they he
would have been endangered to other people and they would
kill him. Dude. Imagine the other dude in the yellow
jacket was probably like terrified. He was, yeah, I bet
he was. He was like, you'd rather be safe, and
he was being yeah. No, I mean he was being

(01:05:41):
aggressively attacked by other people that like, oh, I'll show
you the video. Like he was like people were on
top of him, bro, like they thought he was the
guy with the gun.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
And then it makes sense. I mean, everything's happening so fast,
and everything is happened. You're seeing a yellow hoodie, you're
taking it like I get it. Yeah. Yeah, but he's good.
You know, it wasn't him.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
No, it wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't getting up brush it off. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
He was like he was like, yo, I'm sorry, I
thought you killed them, dude, and he would he was
probably like yeah, I understand, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
You know, where's the dude he's over there with the cops. Yeah,
you know, fuck that guy. Yeah you know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
But anyways, again, rest in peace to anyone who was infected.
I'm sorry for anyone who was affected. That shit fucking sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Void downtown Orlando, even though it's a great place, people
will fucking ruin everything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Yeah yeah. So I hope everyone has a great day.
We love you, Stay safe and kisses, Mary Man.

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