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We now have a Twitter... X... Whatever you call it... @DudeProblemsPod. The Dudes went to World Market to get snacks from around the world... talk about the new Universal park, Epic Universe... and their inablity to take pictures.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
They're getting some case.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
So I'm with your bit playing some legos. Yeah, we
have the drinky. We're smoking to blinky and that has
never been in my car, has never clean, never see
the day in the same room scene. No money in
the bank of gass in my tank. Te no what
to do?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Do?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
What the thing do? Shout out, Brandon, shout out, Welcome
to dude. Probably welcome back, guys to another beautiful episode.
That's the third take, and that's the final take. I
think we're on like seventeen now something like that, maybe
somewhere around there, seventeen thousands something. You got to think

(00:44):
about episodes every week. Guys, Thank you for sticking with us.
It's a long amount of time. If you're listening to this,
we love you. Yeah. Well, but a little surprise here.
I messed up in the second take. I'm not going
to mess it up on this. What we have suspense
some snacks from World Market. Me and Jaden did a

(01:06):
little snacky shop and I told him I want to
go to World Market because they got all these like
snacks from different places. Turns out they got them from
like France, the UK, all of the places as well.
So we got it tell candies, drinks from Japanese from Korean. Dude,
crack open to drink first. All right, I'm gonna get
it right real close to the market. Also, I would
real quick ahead. The new aliens who came out and
we wanted to see that, we should huh the new

(01:28):
what aliens? No way, they came out. All they came
out and we want to se the I know we
wanted to see it. That's the same. I mean, I'm down.
We should see it soon. Yeah, we should see it
very soon. I want to see that. All right. I
messed it up because I was talking when I first
Why did you say c A CV art whatever? It's clear,
it's clear. Look at that clear. Interesting that that's that's good.

(01:51):
That is good. This is good. Give it a shot.
Oh my god, that's fucking far. Is it really that good?
That's f f fucking fire. That's f F. So I
don't cast all the time. I'm gonna say, that's f F.
That's a look at that abbreviations. Turn myself up a

(02:11):
little bit there, right, that's good as ship. Why don't
we have this here? Do we have this? Now? We
don't every delicious paint. I don't know if you know this,
but Phanta in every other country is so much better
than it is. That's you remember when we on the
cruise in Mexico a phantom, No we weren't. We were
in the Bahamas. Yes, we were in the Bahamas because

(02:32):
Mexico crew. No. No, yeah, tickets tickets, actually, yeah, we
gotta buy some tickets anyway. That's fire, right, go fire.
It's doing a beautiful like lime green can flavor. I
promise we won't be smacked in this whole podcast. I promise. Well,
we also opened it. Yeah, we we opened everything. We'll

(02:55):
move the MIC's away, I promise, but just to not
get too too hasty with it. Bro nine point four
out of ten. Jesus, I was like, what the fuck
is the silence?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I came in a sixteen ounce bottle. I'd chug in
a second. O. God, I would destroy that. I would
buy that every day for break.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Doesn't even taste too sweet. That's a crazy, crazy dude.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
There's like a little bit of like I'm getting pineapple
and banana.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Kind of still. I mean, there's there's still like calories
in it, but like it doesn't taste that sweet. That's crazy.
I I give it a nine. It's beautiful flat nine. Yeah,
that's beautiful. That was really good. I'm really excited to
try this. Oh yeah, that next one. I mean, should
we do a little snack first and then finished? Yeah,
you're right, yeah, you're right, right, you're right. Do we
want to kill with the one that we secretly yeah?
The one? Yeah, I mean I already know it's good.

(03:39):
So that's like the point. Guys, we're kind of we're
kind of Oh, it's not super cold anymore. That's such
a big piece. That's okay, I'll take half of your piece.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm not going to shove it all my move your
mic away, I know, yelling me.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
He put it in his mouth already, Okay, ok, thank you.
I want to see dead silence while we're eating on that.
He hates when I chew into the microphone. I know
everyone else does too, They'll love it. I want to
see dead silence or people say my lip smacking is

(04:16):
very attractive. I get that all the time. No one
has ever said that in the existence of life all
the time, ever, all the time, ever. Ever. We sound
like four year olds. So like brothers likero, we sound
like Will Ferrell and other dude that looks like Will Ferrell. Fact,
who the fuck is that other dude that looks like

(04:37):
Will Ferrell? That's his real name? Biological? No, I mean
it should be what else? What else has he been in?
Everything that Will Ferrell is in? He looks like Will Ferrell?
That's why I said, dude that looks like Will Ferrell?
And they're in movies together. Yeah, they're in a bunch
of movies together. I don't know who you're talking about.
Yes you do. He's literally the second dude in Step Brothers.

(04:58):
He doesn't look like Will Farrel, Yes he does, he doesn't.
They have the same hair. John c Riley, that's his name.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
No way, you got that too, You and probably ship
having no knowledge of this person's name to like having
their entire pertificate.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
You have a triple check that not pull a devon.
Oh my god, this might be like a four for
two situation. Bro, I know you are, We're like four
and one. I think you might have gotten it wrong.
I really hope you got it wrong. Nope, I'm fucking right. Damn.
Oh yeah, Step Brothers. He does actually kind of look
like him, right, thank you, I'll take it back. Yeah, thanks.
And he's in every Wilfare movie basically ever they'll have

(05:38):
been together. Man, yeah, man, already listen. So this we
got to do a drink? Oh yeah, oh yeah said
the chocolate that we just ate is a chips ahoy.
We didn't even say what it was.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Milka chocolate. I don't really know this from Germany part
of it. Yeah, it's a German that's what they said.
It is delicious, dude.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's sell it in publics. I mean, not that exact one,
but we sell that were creamy chocolate. That's yeah, it's
it's actually beautiful. I'm not even complaining. I don't know
how anyone can miss with that. Honestly, if they wanted
to make a ton of money, I would just sell
a very thin like circle versions and like a really
big bag and I would get like a would get

(06:18):
so fat off of that, like as unwrapped. Dude. Imagine
that'd be delicious. Honestly, Milka dude, hire us as you're
let me say something real quick, your food engineers, to
all the candy people, like the higher ups, stop making
ship wrapped in those big bags. Yeah, that's not what
I'm looking for.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I'm not looking to make a ton of garbage exactly
for every piece of candy.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
What I'm saying, you know, you know how much should
I avoided today? Because they're individually wrapped? That bullshit.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
We also got catfish here too, because some of these
packages looked and seemed and felt like they had like
unwrapped candy.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
These are individually Yeah, so these do we do? Just?
Do we try both of these? I feel like we should. Yeah,
they're like I choose okay, yeah, I want you want
to try both now? Then you want to go with
this next, and then after this will do creamy soda. Yeah.
Tell me about your week, man, so real quick before
I do tell you about my week. I don't even

(07:13):
know how to say that. Man. Put out? What is that?
It's like shamu? I oh what does it? Looks like? Carmeld? Dude?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
This is it's cola flavored gummies soft candy and apparently
it has fizz.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's two flavors. One is ramon soda and the that's
like the things you pop ramon soda. Yeah, that's the
things you pop. Interesting. There were so many flavors of
that though, I just don't know what regular What do
you have open? Right now? You have moon soda just now,
bro al right, like that one's wacky to us. So

(07:47):
we got this feels like an hour later. I mean
these are an hour later. Yeah, I mean yeah, I
know I'm weird. I now later al right. He put
in his mouth, had to put in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, they said gummy on it. I kind of got
misled by thought gummies were soft. This is like, oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Very chewy. I'm gonna move the mic away from my
mouth now, Okay. I like this complete silence. That's why
I like to see it. Right, I'm still chewing. Yeah,
I'm sorry, y'all. It did not fizz. They lied. There's
something in here that's round and ballish like, and I

(08:26):
just swallowed it. Hole, I give it like a I
got tired of chewing, so I just molded it into
a ball and swallowed it. It's not bad. It needs
to be a lot softer. No, it does. But the
thing is is, if you like a good it's a
really good cold flavor, it is. It's a super it's

(08:48):
a very super overbearingly sweet. And also if you do
enjoy the candy, then you get the chew on. Dude,
there's this new Celsius. It's called cherry. I want to try.
So we're talking about it to the station post dude,
show like in stores near you with something, And I
showed I showed Chad from Magic one of seven seven

(09:09):
and then should listen to it sometimes. Yeah, in the
mornings Chad and Leslie. Anyways, what was it called? Oh? Yeah,
I showed him, I show Yeah, showed him the Celsius
and he was like, we've never seen this before. Interesting.
And I went to seven eleven this morning. They didn't
have my celsius. You know, there's so many other flavors
you probably don't know about. Ye dude, have you tried
to peach raspberry carbonated? I have tried. It's the best

(09:30):
thing in the world. Oh my god, THEA is on.
I know, I try. I get it at seven eleven,
right next, yeah, right next. I did not know this
all last seven eleven, Little seven eleven by me. All right, cheers,
cheers their first cheers. Okay, we're popping it in. Mm hmm.
It's gonna like pull out my feelings from like I'm
chewing real hard. My my dentist is gonna be I

(09:51):
don't know a dentist warm my shirre mmm. I'm show
chewing tastes like nothing. I'm so chewing. I swallowed, I
got tired. Pause mega pause, I always swallow factual.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
You know you don't want to choke on your food, obviously. Yeah, dude,
that was uh, that was decent. It tasted like a
It tasted like you know when you spray for breezes,
you get the smallest amount in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yes, that's garbreeze. It was just like it wasn't garbage.
It was just like sweet fairly. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry
I cut you off. You're good. It's the same thing.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
It was just like it was. It was sweet, but
just apparently any flavor. It wasn't like a strong shot
soda flavor.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Get shock every time I talk over it. Would it
be if we both did that to each other every
time we talked over each other? We just sucking shock
each other. All right, dude, creamy mango soda. I say
the last sip of that for you. Oh, tell me
about your week before we get into this. Thank you,
by the way, of course.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, no, I mean, dude, listen, the week has been
The week has been pretty good. I've been going through
it pretty strong. I've been working and I've been excited
to work. Hell yeah, haven't really been playing video games.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Man, I've been. I've been. I've been exploring myself. You know,
exploring myself sounds very venturous. I haven't really.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Done much this week other than work. It's kind of
that weird point. Like on Mondays, I have my Saturday
that I have and like I spend with you know,
Valentina most of the time, right, and then every other
day I'm working.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
So if I don't do anything Saturday, then I don't
do anything for the entire week basically. But I got
to go to downtown Regarden for the farmer's market that
they have and it's really big. He was, and it was.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
It was a It was a fantastic farmer's market. Dude
got a ton of stuff. They had, like just entire
coconuts that they just chopped the top off but estraw
on and give it to you. It's like ninety four
degrees outside it it seemed like the most refreshed, like
giant mangos on a stick to.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
It was just really good, really nice. That's crazy. It was.
It was beautiful. How how like giantar these mangos. I
love mangos. Like I genuinely have a so such mango
flavored mango. The fruit is everything. What's insane is I
don't think there's a single thing that I can compare.
It's bigger than that candle.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
You know those really small nerf football balls that made
out of foam. Yeah, but like not the one that
has the black leather on it, the one that has
the ribs built into the foams for like a pool.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's a fat mango. It was
a pretty fat man. Yeah, that's a fat mango. You
gotta remember there's a core. But it was a pretty
fat mango that was sold. What was put my My
foot moved over and it got put on that Oh
my god. The temputure situation is crazy. But yeah, other
than that, man, I didn't do much, you know, and
then me and I don't seen it. Just relaxed the

(12:42):
rest of the day, just enjoyed our time. But it
was a it was a good farmer's market, dude. I
was just happy to wake up early in the morning,
to be honest, Why is that something you never do?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
That's something I never do. I got to experience what
it's like to be up at like nine am.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's so I can't be outside. You know, I can't
wait to tell you about my day. I did the
complete opously first time in forever, fantastic. I'm really excited
to hear a. Let's go ahead and tell me about you.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I know you're fine. Just make I got you. Honestly,
I could have told you more about my week, but
I really want to.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I know I saw you going at that. I need
you to just take the micro Yeah, don't even will so?
I uh what I do last week? Man ship, I'm
forgetting everything I did. I just I think I just
worked a bunch of I actually had a very uneventful
week now that I think about it. I didn't do anything.
I just hung out of the house. I went to work.

(13:36):
I worked on Johnny's house last week. That was really cool.
Actually one of six seven in the morning, very nice
Johnny's house. Uh so I did a little bit there
that was pretty cool. Uh what did I do over
the weekend? I went to work? Actually, no, I actually
had a real weekend. I haven't had a real weekend
and forever a real weekend. Yeah. I had Sunday Monday
off like back to back. Yeah, I haven't fort like
because I'm either working at public sor I heeart and

(13:57):
I got scheduled, you know, and neither I got it
was fire at an actual weekend, didn't do much. I
just relax. I actually slept till two pm one day. Yeah,
did the complete opposite from you. I was like, made
a fantastic I went to bed super late. Me and
my buddy were playing Left forore Dead too, like okay,
one of the throwback one of the best greatest video
games of all time. It was like four thirty and

(14:19):
then I just went passed out. I was like, ah, dude,
I wake up at like nine every day. I'm not
going to settle alarm. So I slept till two ten.
Holy shit, Yeah it was. I could have slept for
longer due you wake up, you like get some like
late lunch, and then my dad would be up. That's
only reason I woke up. Oh yeah, you know where
he could have gone along. No, I definitely could have gone.

(14:39):
I've had days like that, like high school was peak.
Oh dude, no, not even high school was like I
would probably go forth with COVID year in general, COVID year,
I would I would say I would do all nighters.
All the time. You know me and my voice. We
would play video games and get ready for school. On
the I have like sixty Days played on MW nineteen,
which dude all the night, all night, all nighters are insane.

(15:02):
But uh I also ordered this display case that you're
looking at right here that uh yeah, that I built. Yes, yeah,
I'll post it on actually hold on quick, quick little plug?
Uh uh fuck? Well what am I plugging? Dude problems Twitter?
It's called X now dude's problem X. It's our Twitter

(15:23):
is called dude problems. Pod couldn't fit podcasts on there's
too many letters. But yeah, so dude problems, uh pod
spot on on on X and then probably be very
ship posted. I'm not gonna lie nothing like that. I
don't post like much on the Instagram. That's my I
don't even know how to post on Twitter. Post it
on Twitter never, I've never posted much. But it's I'm

(15:43):
gonna ship post on it. You best believe we'll also
throw it on the Instagram, something you guys are used to,
so you don't have to switch anything up. Yay, I
just I just from the beginning, I haven't posted much
on Instagram. We don't take many pictures, man, you know
what I mean. I know it's because like I really
don't know what I was kidding. Yeah, no, I mean
we didn't. Neither of us take pictures that we're not
really picture guys. Bro, I have I don't. I have

(16:04):
trying to be genuinely out of like the two thousand
pictures I have on my phone, none of them are me,
none of them are just me. Yeah, well, now that
it is because you know what I mean, I'm trying.
I'm trying to take pictures more because I don't know
what the I have like twenty that are adjustment. I know.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's actually funny story before we get onto the next
snack as well, Dude. When we into the movies, Jaden
was flicking up took some amazing pictures.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah check it out, James, Yeah ja Jayden Grimes on Instagram.
He even asked me, he was like, how do you pose?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
And then when I looked at him, I gave him
like one solid like fuck boy pose. I guess I
would consider it. And then after that it was nothing
else because I really got nothing.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
I feel like me and Jaden both grew up as
like fat kids. We did, so we just don't know
how to do ship like that.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah, but we never took pictures. Yeah, we grew fat
and ugly. What do I also avoid? I still avoid pictures.
I always avoided pictures. Bro, Man, titties were embarrassed. Man,
boobies were insane. I had to do it. I was
probably double D bag in the day. I'm up prom
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, I thought about I thought about wearing a sports
bud more than a double.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
You understand, double d's are like the biggest, Like, yeah,
I know. That's why I said that you're more than
a double deepro weighing it down track, Yeah, but I
got some all right, bro, let's crack open to soda.
Oh my god. Yeah, hold on the twist. We are
gonna drag this podcast. I know, I love it.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Listen, you're stuck quality.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
By ucc Tasty Mango zero. It's a zero percent juice
on the side.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
By the way, this says zero percent juice, saying mango flavoring,
skim milk powder.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Fuck it. We're just gonna go in, guys. This is
mango creamy soda. So we're gonna see how this is.
But I haven't look at me. It's like creamy like
that again, you ever looked at me? Creamy smells so

(18:06):
good that yes, dude, oh my god, you shake it.
Probably not it's car No way, yeah, fucking ask that question.
I can't even drink it. Hold on, Okay, we're gonna
take a sip of your boys and carbonated. Want a
spark creamper Okay, so I'm gonna give it to you.

(18:32):
That does smell really good that I'm not gonna say
what that smells like. I'll tell you off podcast with
that smell, just.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Waiting for him to take a sip. As soon as
he takes a sip, contact is still in mouth.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Guys, It's fucking amazing. It's so good. Oh my god good.
That's like it's like like the fant is better. That's
like an eight.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
But dude, like the creaminess of it is like it's
not what you think obviously something first, but it does.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
On the second. It's like, no, bro, the after tape
always creeps up and I after taste that tastes like
a bit the peel of the mango, a little bit,
like just a peel. I don't know. The second sipp
it was a lot better, but on the first sip
it was really like peely. I don't know how to

(19:15):
describe it, but it's it's very good. I'll give it
an eight point seven eight point eight, I'll give it
like a I'm gonna give it like an eight point seven.
Yeah I will. I will finish that though, if you
let me hold that. So no, no, I mean I'm
putting it down here. So so we do have something
to wash down. Yeah, we have these interesting I don't
know whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
No, no, no, I'm not saying we're hopping into it.
All I'm saying is like, is that is that's when
next up?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I mean, we can do that, or we can do
the chips. Now let's say that. I was gonna say
the Tim Tams, but let's say that for last. Let's
save that for last. I want to say, Tim, dude,
we've just had so much candy. Let's do something like that. Yeah,
I know that's why I said to say that for last.
So okay, this can be the order. So so we
don't have like a chocolate overload. We can do these
these these then these chocolate overloads, chocolate overload. I was

(20:00):
a good did you hear that? That was really good.
I got my voice pretty deep. Well, we're quitting our
jobs and we're gonna go be voice actors. Yeah, for
the next years of war. Ben agrees that was Are
you stupid? What that's Halo? Well Talo double quill. Oh,
that's not what I was trying to do. Oh, I
told you I was trying to No, I want to

(20:20):
do Gears Ofward. All the time I was doing that,
I was doing when you get kills in Halo, you
get the I got you, I got you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
No, I just want to scream. I just want to
get paid so much money to just scream into a microphone,
double que. No one ever has to know who I am.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, because you get you get your name in the
credit so people know who you are. Stupid. Yeah, okay,
but hold on. I wanted to bring this up real quick.
We're gonna talk about if we have any very little
the little lady viewers we have. I need to know
if you would use this. Uh. I'm very excited. These
lip gloss that Sexy Red is coming out with and

(21:00):
it's called booty hole Brown. Here take a look.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Take a look, and the names form my lip bloss
is something that nobody would have ever thought of it.
I got one called nut and it's the color of
from lud. I got one called it's green like. I
got one called yellow discharge. Like hot girls, we having
yellow dis whole, pink, booty hole brown juice and juice
is clear with silver good. It's cute like the cute,

(21:26):
and it smell good and it's so like you know,
people gonna talk, but other people it was like you
as a marketing jeans because it's so so fast and
it smell good to I'd be thinking all out the.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Box box is a fucking understatement.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Crazy yellow discharge, absolutely insane.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
What do yours right now? I got the yellow dish,
yellow discharge on my ladies. I need to know down
your very inclusive with the booty holes though she threw
in pink as well, pooty hoole, pink and brown. She
looks so gangster in the video, bro Couci juice with
silver with like some glittering or something. She says, smell good. Yeah,

(22:08):
she says, you got combed too. Yeah, it's not it
was not bad. That's some crazy ship. Bro. I just
couldn't I couldn't even imagine just buying that. I'm high
for the entire palette. Man, oh god, I'm high for
the entire palate.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I really don't think you can even like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Dude, can you say that in public? What your lips
look great? Thanks? I I got that piss discharge like that. Yeah, dude,
I we didn't even say that. What kind of what
do you even color? Is that green? She said? She said,
gone on my grid. It's disgusting, gone overa green. That's

(22:47):
actually horrible. Hype. Yeah, so anyways, hype. I need to
know what what I need to know? Are y'all are
y'all putting this on?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
I mean, listen, in my personal opinion, if I was
a female with my my personality that I have now
is just who I am as a male, I would
one hundred percent wear that lipstick right now. I'd buy
that instantly, just for the ships and giggles, because they
guarantee you it's aesthetically pleasing. And I would rather tell
people that I have gone rhea on my lips and

(23:16):
have it actually say, like on a lipstick package, gone rhea,
than like green goddess, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. I guess that's
just so because it's just funny like that. I mean,
I won't lie. It is marketing genius. How much money
is she gonna make a bunch? You think so? One thousand?
I don't know. Ye she has a name. It's it's
fucking stupid. You know, people are gonna start people all
the YouTube make up. People probably gonna buy it and
do a fucking review on it too. I got this

(23:45):
over heavior, you know what I mean. It's a lip
gloss too. It's see someone fop class.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
I'm gonna ask them what it is now like I'm
just gonna start in the day.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Someone tells me they got that Gonnerria green. You know,
I'm gonna go crazy.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Oh my, I'm gonna start guessing. And anyone who has
a little stick on that's a different color.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Can you get it for your you're the one with
the girlfriend? Can you get that for your girlfriend? Should? I? Yes?
And just not dude she listens to Damn, I don't care, dude.
I would genuinely go fifty fifty with you just for
the meme valance. Just so No, we can do as
a tax write off. We can say it's a review
for the podcast. I guess we could technically do that. Yeah,
you're right. She we could have her review the sexy

(24:24):
red bootyhole makeup. Oh my god, that'd be insane. Wouldn't
that be crazy? Be insane? She has to be on
it at one point. We might be on we might
be fucking onto something here. Just have a female opinion,
just have valancing to come on. All right, So you know,
this is a horrible impression of her, but we got there.
Gotttery of grain. I can't get Wait Bertiles into that

(24:47):
and be like, what the fuck is he saying? Turned
her into a little country bumpkin, country pumpkin bumpkin bumpkin.
That sounds kind of cute. No, that's not a turn
I'm gonna start. That's not a term I used for.
That's your phone, that's your that's your news, my little

(25:08):
country bumpkin, country bumpkin bore. I'm trying to see if
there's any funny videos that it was not. I thought
you were looking. I thought you were just really deep
into research on No. No, no, no, that was as
much research as we need. All right, let's get into
the next snack. Where are we picking?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Listen, whatever snacks you want to go with these? Oh,
These are like weird so smell.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
It's most like a twinkie. I don't think I'm gonna
like this. These are Saint Michael. This is gonna be
so dry. I'm calling it biskuit rey. And these are
petite madeleines from France, very petite. So I'm gonna go
ahead and grab one here with my fingertips. Go ahead
and cheers that. Mm hmm. I would dip that and milk.

(25:56):
Stupid fucking dry. This is a dry thing of it.
Put it in my mouth. I'm not even gonna finish
the second half. It's that fucking dry. It's why I
didn't put the whole thing in my mouth. It is
super dry. No, you're gonna finish it. I can't finish it.
That's too dry. It's hard to breathe. Kind of dry. Yeah,

(26:19):
I know. I didn't eat the second half. So there's
a lot of dead's air in here. It's like an
halic salt dust. It is like an ailing salt dust. Almost,
Oh my god. Yeah, no, I'm gonna give that a
two out of ten. I feel like with milk it
might be crazy though.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, they could go when sing with milk, there's a
jug of milk on it, but there's also an egg
yolk on it, So I'm assuming those are just the
things that it's made with.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
But I would that in milk. Okay, I'm saying it's
a two, but like I want to finish that second half.
But I think it's just because I'm hungry. I one
yes and two. I think it is. It tastes kind
of good. It does. It's like a not as corn
bready corn bread. I guess I'm still gonna give it
like a two point five. I'll give it like a
thinking of it with milk, I mean, you know what,

(27:03):
you know you ever had it.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Let's go here, if you bought this and you just
didn't have milk in your crib, or you were somewhere
else and you just wanted to try this, bro and
you were in your car.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Two point five easy, I would even I was at
three point six for me. Damn, that's a three. Too
dry for me to even be even like considered a three.
If it was more little it was a little wet then.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
I mean, like, I don't know if you can get
some humidity in there somehow, Guys, like if you have
like a humid a fire just he shoved.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
In his mouth. Just now you finished the second half
he did.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I'm gonna open this up for you, Jayden, go ahead
and take I'm gonna take a sip before you do, brother.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Sorry, it's okay. You'd even take a sip after that
with some warrior shit. Wow, it tastes worse now, to
be honest that it really. I don't know. I think
it was because of that though. Probably I'm mixing too
much shit in my mouth right now. Yeah, we probably
should have got some water. That would have been Actually
there is water in this room. Oh dude, Actually, no
way going on a hunt. No, you just pulled the crotch. Crotch.

(28:04):
You didn't have to tell them. I just fix my balls,
all right, I'll be right back pod al right, guys.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
So basically it's just me here. I'm gonna try to
not expose Jaden and say weird things about him, because
that'd be weird. Oh he just handed me a bottle
of water, Thank you, Jayden.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I just smacked the microphone and gets to the TV.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Oh my god, like the back bottom corner of my
gums still have it in there.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I know me too, me too, Like right where my
wisdom teeth is supposed to be. Yeah, oh wow, really
packed in there. That's interesting. Yeah two point five that
shiit sucked? Yeah, maybe it was milk would be good.
I'm not gonna lie I do. I am interested in
just going right to the next one because I want
to be surprised, and if the next one isn't good, no,
I need my mouth to marry. Okay, then what I have?
I still got this, I think is interesting.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
What is there's Like what I was gonna say earlier
is we don't take a lot of pictures because there's
there's not a lot of shit to do, you know
what I mean, Like, we don't do anything that picture.
We took pictures in the back behind, right next to
the dumpster of a fucking movie feed.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Okay, that's hard.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
And it did go hard, but that's you just know
they're ship to do when you got kids flicking up
in the dumpster area of the.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Out of the Mica at least good. I used to
have Universal passes and I might get them again because
Universal is making that new park. Yeah, yeah, I know,
the the DreamWorks lands already open. What is it really? Yes,
it just sounds so funny. Get your fact straight. Here
looks this is a perfect chance to pull up an audio.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Really yeah yeah, I mean they have oh my god,
How to Train Your Dragon, Dark Universe, Celestial Park. I
almost say Super Nintendo World is going to be insane.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I hope, I hope. Oh that's so loud. I thought
it would be a voice over. They lied, they did lie.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
And the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and the Ministry
of Magic. So new Harry Potter, Nintendo World, How to
Train Your Dragon.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Listen. I watched like the first two. I think when
they've never seen one kid, never seen one, so not
gonna be a big you know what. I'm really excited
for the Monsters one Dark University School. Yeah that's the
Dark Universe with Dracula and that ship.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, gang, that was gonna be I'm really I'm just
so happy for the Super Nintendo World.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I think it's gonna be really fun. I'm most excited
for the Dracula and everything I loved. I because I
really wish there was good, like a good Dracula and
like a good like all those old classic like uh
not well yeah, actually good movie, yeah you can. Yeah,
the Tom is always so ship, the Invisible Man, the
Invisible Man had a good movie like in like twenty

(30:42):
twenty I think, but it was COVID, so no one
knew about it. But again, it's also an invisible man,
so it's kind of like, why would I kind of
want to watch it? Is that the horror movie? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah the woman. Yeah, and he was like a really
rich dude. He was invisible. Interesting that was that was
really yeah you invisible Man. Yeah. I didn't make that connection.
I thought it was just a weird no. They Okay,

(31:04):
so I don't know if you know about this. I'm
a really big movie. If they had this thing called
that they were trying to do like the MCU, like
the Marvel Cinematic, they're trying to do the Dark Pictures Universe. Yeah,
and uh. They they casted a bunch of people, like
a bunch of superstar people, like a list celebrities to
be in these movies, and two of them got made,
I think, and they posted a picture on Twitter and

(31:27):
there was like this is your Dark Picture Universe and
it was photoshopped. They just snapped pictures of them individually
and put them in a room in a black room
together and just said boom wow. Yeah, and that and
then does that have something to do with split No,
I don't think so. I don't know, because then just

(31:48):
because they're trying to do that because the superhero thing.
Then the Tom Cruise Mummy movie came out. Do you
remember that movie? It was fucking dog ship. So they're like,
I'll scrap this whole universe, all those movies. Ton of
memes on that movie too. Yeah, like you do you
remember how bad the marketing was for that movie they released.
They released a trailer of the movie and it had

(32:08):
no audio until they were in the plane. They were
in the scene with the plane and for some reason,
Tom Cruise, you don't how he has to do every
stunt for real, so they actually like crashed a plane almost.
I forgot what they used, but millions of dollars it was.
It was crazy and uh I didn't make it back. No,
they they they they've made it back. I'm sure they

(32:28):
definitely made it back. But it was not a good movie,
uh they. Uh So, the trailer was like, no, no sound,
and then the only sound was Tom Cruise in the
plane s sreaming his head off. Dude, he's going ballistic.
I wonder if it's Internet, Like I don't mind. Just
be so careful.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
You don't play like a really loud YouTube bad.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
It's you're so right. Let me turn that down. It's
give me some survey bullshit. Do you fuck with YouTube? Agree?
Slightly agree, intermediate, disagree, disagree strongly. Oh no, ad, this
is perfect. Let me turn it up. M h god,

(33:29):
I don't understand. I don't understand it. Bro, it's hilarious.
Probably just dead as terrified to do his dude, you're yeah, dude,
it's a crazy ass stunt. C G. I it stop
being a bit, That's what I'm saying. Bro. He like,
I don't understand he jump from roof to roof in
that movie, and I'm proud of it. I get it.
I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't get it.

(33:50):
I don't get it at all. I don't know why
I said I get it, because you don't know. I
don't get it. You don't.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I said I don't get it because I'm no. I
said I get it because I'm so fucking confused about
why he does this, about just trying to get it.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
You know, I think he wants to die. My point
is is I don't get it. I think he wants
to die. I think that's why he's doing all his
own stunts. True, Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't do it.
I just want to say a plus on time. We're
doing fucking great. I think we're really stretching this out,
and I really I really appreciate your time, you know, yeah, absolutely,
I mean, dude, listen, I'm really excited for these ship
he's coming out. Ye know, I'm gonna I'm gonna take
charge on this one. I don't know if you guys

(34:23):
knew this interesting fact about me. It's alcohol. I'm not
an alcoholic. No.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
I actually just really enjoy beer for some reason, and
I love trying like international beers from all over the place.
I turned twenty one in like two months, and I'm
so excited to go to World Marketing buy all these
international beers. I am not entirely a fan of Guinness.
I'm not gonna sit here and lie and say it's it.
I know so a lot of people are.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I gave it to you. Doesn't smell good.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
That's almost like ramen noodles. So this is a Guinness
rich chili flavored chip. It's flavor bird with chili of herbs.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
And tomato chili income, the combination with the flavor of
the world's most iconic stout stout. How did you know that?
Because it's it's Guinness is a stout. Oh, Guinness reached
chili potato chips. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
I've listen, guys. Guinness tastes like ship. Okay, full honesty.
It tastes like really dark coffee.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
The smell like ship with like a little like a
really strong beer. Giving you I don't even understand. Give
me the biggest one because I'm excited for it. Actually,
so I do want to see. Maybe this is something new.
These chips are like small turned Guinness into a reason.
How you're gonna get too, because all these chips are small.
Don't know what's up all these like it as countries.
We're gonna go into the crunchy zone here the crunch
to try to cover the mic as well is going away.

(35:49):
I will kill you and I'm gonna turn down your volume.
I can't believe they just heard yeah, cheers, cheers. The

(36:13):
dead silence is in sad. I'm sorry I muted us
because those were really really loud. We are back tasting nothing,
tasting nothing with a little hint of like spice, right,
the tiniest.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I'm getting a fat like potato flavor for sure, just
from the chip itself.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, but other than that, nothing fucking three. The first
flavor that I got was like, no, we put some
shitty snacks. I know, dude, honestly, but I thought this
was gonna be so much better. It really isn't that
Like for me, I could probably eat that whole bag.
I could eat that whole bag. Don't take that home.
You know what, maybe if we go in for a
second one, there's more better this second run, broc away,

(36:51):
I promise I am. I'm keeping them entertained while you
take four hours to get a chip.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I'm going with a fat bye here, boys and girl.
I'm gonna wait for Jaden to kind of stop so
there's not awkward silence for thirty seconds. Because he took
a big boy bite I think, I don't know. Yeah,
because he's got more chip in his hand. I'm also
gonna take a big boy bite here.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
How are you feeling about that second bite though? Are
we ona something? Right? Okay, A lot better on that
second bite? Wow? Oh my, you're muted, absolutely muted? All right, guys, Well,
solo dude podcast. I've always wanted to do this a
solo podcast. I just would never know what the hell
I talk about by myself, so I would be really boring.
But anyways, I'm here. This is Devin. He's eating that chip,

(37:33):
really big chip. He had like four giant chips and
it's not that once. I have that chip dust on
my fucking fingers and I hate it. Nice little Oh
are you ready to be un muted? Yeah, So like
definitely does have a Guinness flavor. I'm not even gonna lie.
I have Guinness in my fridge right now. They did

(37:56):
buy some other flavored guinnesses You're not twenty one, and
it tastes a little bit like that. And then the
last thing you taste when you're done crunching through all
the chips, it was like a little bit of chili powder.
I'm not gonna lie. That was like the last thing
you get, there's a little bit of chili powder. But
if I had to give it a rating after the

(38:16):
second one to be fair, second dig I just give
it like a six point three. It's above, it's above
A halfway from me.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
I could definitely get through eating that entire bag of
chips if I was like hungry and munching at.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
This current state, I am hungry and munching. I give
it an eight. It's just hard to it's going to
be a bad ship time out eight. That was such
a high score. I'd give it a six point seven.
Jesus Christ, what am I doing? Because that got an eight.
That's six out of seven, six out of seven, six
point seven. It's hard to make, like a very terrible chip. Yeah,
it's really hard to make a bad chip. I don't

(38:51):
know if I've ever had a really bad chip. I've
had the Public's brand ones that they're very hit or miss.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Okay, yeah, hold on the baked chips that you got
in like middle school with your lunches, the baked lace chips,
which ones.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
The I don't like. The barbecue is bearable, but the
regular Lays it just dude, I can Okay, I want
to I like baked chips, the regular Lays baked chips.
There's no way I like I like bake chips. I
hate those things. I also really just like pringles. Really yeah,
I know that's a really interesting fact about me. Okay,
have you ever had the barbecue ones? I have had
the barbecue rings. Okay, now I know you're full of bullshit,

(39:25):
my Mark. I'm sorry. My mic would really far away,
but now I know you're full of bullshit. Like they're
pizza flavoring. I actually really enjoy that. I want that
on a kettle cook chip, the barbecue. Same thing. The
thing is is, I don't like how starchy their chips are.
It gets like so mushy, like at the end of
meat chewing all the chips, I feel like I have
a ton of like wet flour in my mouth. Okay,

(39:46):
that's the only Yeah, what you mean, I'm a dry guy?
Does that make sense? I'm a dry kind of guy.
I'm a real dry, crunchy guy.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I used to even like not like popcorn because every
time I I don't know, like some pieces ofcorn, when
you bit in it, it didn't break all the way,
and it was like biting into like a like one
of the fucking packing peanuts or something.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I don't even know. I was not muted all the way.
So New York it was fine. They definitely heard like this, dude.
I know they definitely heard the slightest because I realized,
like shit, my fingers background crunch, background crunch for sure.
I just realized my power of muting us and ship like,
I don't know why we've never done that, right, seventeen
episodes in, we're just now like abusing the soundboard.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
There's so many times where like you've disagreed with it
that I said, and you would have probably just like.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Honestly, now when I need to yacht you to turn off,
like wow, continue as I was saying, whenever I tell
when I whenever you need to move your mic close,
so I can just be like I'm just really, I'm
just really, oh my god, you're gone. That was you? Yeah,
I know, oh okay, just making I was, I was showing
you I could. I could be like Devin moving back.

(40:53):
I can hear your noises, but I have a really
wet mouth. I'm known to have a wet mouth. Yes,
I know. Yeah, I hear you talk on the weekly
basis mac My, the top of my tongue gets the
roof of my mouth. Probably I have eight next all
the time. What I said, brother, I have ate next
to you. I know you enjoy it, bro sure, secretly,
I I just don't say anything about it because I
love you. You know, we all have to appreciate it, bro. Yeah, yeah,

(41:16):
you know, I'm I could be a little stupid sometimes
and you know, wow, you're going back for more crush.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
No, I just want to know if you can get
drunk off of these. You're now now how many dude?
What's the alcohol content?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
And literally probably zero zero zero zero point one? No,
there's no alcohol in this? Oh suitable for vegans though? Really?
Let me see this. That's what it says. Oh, this
is product of the United Kingdom. Look at that. Oh
that's what okay? Oh yeah it's Guinness. Is that? Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yes, they're the ones who like it and like swear
by it brow even though it's like the most disgusting
beer on this it's so gross. It's black in color,
did you know that? Yeah, it's not like a gold gross. Yeah,
like a blonde ale.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
It's like black.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yes, yes, it's it's a great black or even like
light brown. They it's black. Guinness is black. It's not
that good, just like Pringles whack true though. Interesting. We
only have two things left on the line up here, guys, Yeah,

(42:19):
we do, and I think one of them is going
to be really good on it. I'm kind of hesitanting
about the other to be honest.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
One we got to say for the last time, I've
heard that out of time, and that's why I got them.
I heard their ten out of ten.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Yeah, I do have a I do have a shout
out to whose she'll probably never hear it, but I
do want to shout out Sarah from public, Sarah from public,
both of them, to be.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Honest them because they both talk about Tim TAM's all
the time. So at publics we have these two Sarah's.
They're both nice ladies. They're I was gonna say they're
both older ladies, but that's so that's so rude because
they're like forty rail and realistically and we're like, they
might be older, but they they have they're like the
eighth Sah was like a twenty year old, the blonde one.
She reminds me like a twenty year old. She's the

(43:00):
youngest soul ever. But anyways, shout out them. They don't
listen to this podcast at all. They probably don't even
know we have a podcast. Yeah, no, probably not. But
they talk about Tim TAM's all the time.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
And when I was in customer service, Sarah was my aunt.
I used to always whenever say or whenever I.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Was bagging for her, I would put on a British
accent and tell people that we were related. I never
see her anymore because she works on my off days. Interesting,
so sad she works on like Mondays. I think she
only works like one day now because she's back at Disney.
Fuck work on Mondays. I would never work another Monday
at publics again, I promise. All right. Anyways, let's get

(43:37):
into this. So I want to go with the cafe.
So these are another individually raped candy. So I smelled
these earlier and I'm gonna smell them again. These smell
like factory in horrible. Factory in horrible is what these
what these are described smelled like his entire nose inside
of it, which, well, you guys can see what I see.
The man, they smell like nothing. Now, they smell like nothing,

(43:59):
though I put my Oh yeah, this's only nothing. That's
why I put my whole away. All right, So I'm
gonna go ahead. I'm gonna give you one of these,
all right. Oh this is gonna be really hard. I
feel like I'm gonna butchert. Look at this, Look at this,
Look at this? Look how hard seed to cup to candy.
Look how hard this's gonna be. That's wild. That's on
my desk. It's gonna be hard as hell. What's up

(44:20):
with all you Brittan people making hard ass candy?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
How do you say this? Arabica? The Arabica coffee. Yeah, you,
candy originates solely from the dude.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
This ship was packaged for fallout. Oh my god, this
is like for post nuclear events. It's so hard to
get out. So this is gonna suck like I dented it.
I dented it, Devin. It's probably like you're really hard, Garmel.
I wasn't expecting to be hard.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
This is cafe latte candy made with real coffee, the
original coffee.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Some people are gonna have to suck on gourmet latte
on the go. Finally, here this is delicious, centered filled
candy made with full bodied Arabic cut coffee. Simply melts
in your mouth. Finally, balance and rich flavors in aroma.
This stimulating candy is very coffee connoisseurs. Is every coffee
connoisseurs dream come true. Take a refreshing coffee break at

(45:10):
any time you feel like it. That is on the
front of the package. Who the fuck is ever gonna
read that. That's insane. I wish I didn't even realize
that I thought I was reading. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
I think I was reading a description for the content
description on the back. If you just told me that
it was a coffee with some milk like centered something whatever,
it'll be fun.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Would ships package for the fucking nuclear event? Okay, are
into this or no? I've been into it. I physically can't.
I will kill my d You have been muted by friend.
These do not taste you said, these said. You said
this would not taste like black coffee. This tastes like

(45:52):
black coffee. I'm just gonna suck on this for a while.
I'm sorry. We're gonna be here for a minute. Boy,
for a while. Yeah, it does. Sorry. I had to
turn you, turn you down because you were biting. You're fine,
I get straight to the point. Bro, I don't stuck
on it for too long. You know, No, you should

(46:13):
suck on it, because now that I'm sucking on it, Pause,
I go pause. It's very good. It's very good now
that you're sucking on it. Yeah, dude, it's it's very good.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Biting into it. Honestly, I think it's really good. I
really like it. Like it tastes like a It tastes
like a it tastes like a sweet coffee from Dunkin Donuts.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Basically, you should yo at me. I'm so sorry, you know,
it's okay.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
It wasn't even that loud on the mic, but it
really does taste like a sweet coffee, like when you
bite into it, when don't you get to that center
it's not super black coffee ish, and then once you
get the little milk inside.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, now yeah, once you bite into it, it's very good,
just like a vanilla latte from like Spie books. My
teeth and I don't like that, no, for sure.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I mean I would, honestly, I would just take my time.
I would suck on these. It's just something. Since they're
individually wrapped, I'll put them in a jar in my
house and then whoever.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Like you can definitely take those, take one of those.
You know, it's all right, it's all right.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
It's not as cool as all these implants people are
putting in their body these days.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Okay, people are putting like cyber.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
I mean, you've heard Elon musk bro the fucking neural
link or whatever, it's it is a real thing.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
That's like cyberpunk.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I was doing a ton of research on it and
then I found this article. Right, probably not credible. Ten
amazing superpower stumans will be able to get from brain implants. Okay,
and it explains what a brain implant is. I'm gonna
cut to the chase.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Very first one is to be able to hear a
conversation from across a room or in a crowded club.
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
It's one of the possibilities. It's something they could do
because it's stimulating a part of the brain, so it
can make you hyper focus on one specific thing. The
next one give you the ability to see in the dark.
You can be fucking riddic.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
That's stupid. You think that's stupid. You'd probably never be tired.
Not even that, dude. There's lights, give you.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Site that consume it on things that are far away,
better vision. Yeah, that's true, carrots, bro on, God, make
you better at math and navigation?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Did you just far? Was that real? That was on
the soundboard because it was a shy upgrade.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Uh, make you better at math and navigation? I could
use that, but I'm not gonna spend millions of dollars.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
To be better at math. That's a correct answer.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Navigation allow you to download skills like the matrix. I
don't know how real that is, Okay, Restore damaged memories, Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
That one's approved. Sure, depression and control mood mood Okay,
we like it. We like it.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Enhance focus and energy like stimulants without the drugs. Okay, okay,
control machines with your mind. That one's pretty cool. Toasting
stubs would be a lot easier search the web and
translate languages.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Wait, you can already do that, I think. But yeah,
but it does it for you, I guess in your head, like, oh,
like you know what? Okay, yeah, yeah, so that is.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
That's really I mean those are the ten. Yeah, I
mean those were basically all of them.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah. I don't really know how realistic this list is
on on what they came. Yeah, that could be that.
None of those sound real to me. Maybe I don't
like a couple like when I'm dead and I don't know, Yeah,
I mean, I'll be dead by the time they figure out,
and then they're digging me up because they need more
space for the cemetery. Maybe they do have chips that
you can put in your hand that are basically like
your auto tune. Do you ever seen that the auto tune?

(49:33):
You've never seen the autoitude tip from back in the day.
I don't even hold on entertained, entertained, entertained. This is
just like the paraphone from fucking Victorious. Oh I really
wanted one of those, bro, because like paraphones, that was
so smart, someone just had to make another phone named
after another the auto tune person with implanted in my arm. Man,
I'm gonna show you'll look alright, look let me sing

(49:58):
for y'all.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Look check it out, Yeah, all real time and you
see I'm talking with it.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Bro, I'm the first one with this ship mat. It's
obviously not real. But no, yeah, no, I have seen
that video that is definitely not real.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
That'd be pretty sick if it was. I don't know
why you would ever use it. I would hate to
be at a party and just be like and be
auto tuned all the time.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
It only works when you turn on like transform mode,
exactly those butterfly doors. But also just what's the point.
I mean, you could be pretty annoying with it. I
feel like, yeah, you could, I would be that guy
saying that I would not want to have a conversation
with you. If you want to have a conversation with
me right now, what's the difference? What are you talking about? Kidding?
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You talking about so offend?

(50:46):
Forget about it. Forget about it.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I mean the chip that goes into your hand, that
that lets you like pay for like your bank account
and ship. I don't even think that's worth it. Just
take out your debit card. The chips. There is a
chip that you can put your wrist or you're, you're
the top of your hand that you just you skin
it on like the little things that can't No, it's real,
I swear to god. I mean it's just I think
about it. It's like putting your debit card under your skin.

(51:10):
What the fuck is happening right now? Are we elevating.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Surprise? Motherfucker? Sorry, that was such of funny. That was
such a funny bit for me, but not for you.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
You want to I didn't even know what was going on.
It gave out of nowhere. Was there context for that?
Did I say something that put that on? Or did
you just see it and be like I like this,
and I saw it. I said, I like this very good.
You said, forget about it, and then for some reason
that just put my surprise. Motherfucker, that's a classic clip.
I'm sorry, of course it's it's it's been a classic for.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
The longest time. Were we talking about We were talking
about the chip that you can put in your hand.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I think I also think
that's stupid. I don't pick that up.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Well, the thing is people pay a ton of money
to put that chip in their hand, and then you're
really just using your fucking debit card, which like you'll never.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Lose your debucard. That's great, but do it like me
unlock my house with it or something like don't like,
why are you wallet exact? That's what I mean, like
a normal person, maybe use Apple wallets. I don't think
that's worth it.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
It's literally it's Apple wallet. Yeah, but I don't know.
I wouldn't do it, dude.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Apple Walley on your wrist is actually fucking insane. Could
you imagine the you know, those implants that they put
in their wrists. It's like they're like little bowls. They
have like little horns and everything they put under your skin.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Mm hmm, yeah, I have a really I mean, listen,
I have information that I've been given from a source
that's very credible.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
I can't tell you who it is because it's top secret.
But did you know that people in prison in a
foreign country actually take dominoes and they sharpen them into
different pieces and toys, and then they put it under
their skin and have like surgery and put that on
your skin. You have to tell me who this is.
After the POD I tell you. I can tell you
exactly who it is. After pot I got you this.

(52:57):
They also made me aware that Napoleon, you know, the
historical figure Napoleon, he sent a letter to his wife Josephine, saying,
I will return home in three days, please do not
wash ew. Yeah, that's a nasty bitch. Yeah gross, Well
he's a nasty man. That's how he wants. Yeah, I

(53:18):
may he's calling him the nasty bitch. E he is.
He's uh, he's.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Asking for no wash for three days. And in case
he didn't know back then, I mean wash, what's for
three days?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Back then? It's gross? But what's that? Brother? I'm gonna start.
I'm gonna get like a really good impression down to
that guy Ew. But Ew is a gay Tayler Banny.
I guess that's what he sounds like. So all right, wow,
I think I think it's Tim Tampton. I think it's

(53:51):
Tim Tamton. All right, bro, this is for this is
for the Sarah's there we go. Oh you gave me
a Tim Sam. So what is it? Exactly like that?
The wafer? I believe irresistible chocolate happiness in a biscuit. Okay,
it's a chocolate biscuit. They call it a biscuit, but
it's a wafer. Cheers, okay, mmm mm hmm. I was

(54:17):
so fucking good, guys, mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Immediately run and go get Tim TAM's right now, mm
hmmm mm hmm. All right, just so I can describe it. Yeah, no,
that's that's one hundred percent approve. I don't know what
the chocolate like. I don't even know that beautiful. I

(54:43):
would describe it as chocolate butter.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
In the middle. You know that was that was actually beautiful.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
It's not nutella. It doesn't taste like nutella. In fact,
I honestly would rather have this over one of those
neutelet biscuits.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie. This is so good.
I wanna put those away. That's too dangerous. That is
absolutely amazing. I'm gonna I'm gonna force myself to have
like one of these. I'm to get too fat. Oh
my god, per serving, it's one hundred and ninety calories.
Is one a serving? I don't know how many is
one serving? On the back? Oh, per two cookies is

(55:14):
one hundred and ninety How much is that? Let's do
some meth here. When one jaden, that's an insane amount
of calories, has ninety five calories for one of them.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
That's an insane amount of calories for the entire packet.
If you ate that entire package, it would be over
I can't even talk, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
No, you would be literally obese.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
No, it'd be it's over a thousand calories for sure.
Oh yeah, that's fucking I'm saying that is delicious.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
So yeah, no, no, that's for real amazing. Other than
the fans, oh my god, there's red forty in here.
How I don't know. There's red forty and fucking everything
these days, bro, I'm sure it's in everything. I want
a second one so bad. But I don't want to
be fat.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
One hundred ninety five. You should, honestly, you should let
me take those home. Just you know, no, seriously, just
you know.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I know, I know you don't want to gain weight. Man,
I know you know. So I'll be your personal coach.
I'll go ahead, but you uh go fuck yourself. I'll go
ahead and uh put them in a safe spot. He
muted himself. He's eating more Guinness chips because they actually
are good. Maybe every time you go in for him
they get higher. What did we rate it last? Six
point eight and six point six, seven point four? I

(56:29):
wonder how bad our breath smell right now? Fucking horrendous
you need to get you want for a breath smell.
I'm gonna need some gun after this. I have a
gun in my car. This is rich chili. There was
onion in this, for sure.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Chili, rich chili, Guinness chips, dry ass milk muffins.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
You could take those fucking home, Cafe La te hard
did I buy? You bought the gummies, the tim chams
and okay, thank god I bought the dummies. I want
to keep the gummies, the orangemingo, the chips. This, oh
and you also bought the chips. Yeah, do we destroy that?
That was Tim Tams. Did we rate this? We rated that.

(57:09):
I rated that a nine point four. Oh I read
that a nine flat. I think, yeah, yeah, so Tim Tams.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
I'm gonna have to one hundred percent go just because
I rated that a nine point four. Bro, I don't
even know this is. It's not I shouldn't be that hard.
Actually it's either Tim is a tent. Yea, it's a ten.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I don't give say it's either confidently like a nine
point nine, but it's a ten. Yeah, no, it's a ten.
I'll take it. No, no, no, it's a ten. Tim
ten might be someone Tim Tam might be some of
the best chocolate I've ever had in my life. I'm
not even go alonge. This is a full unpaid advertisement.
Real quick. You need to go down We sell these
republics something like ninety nine percent. Sure, you need to
go down to your international food section at Publics or

(57:44):
World World what was it, World of Foods? Shake your head, yeah,
world Market, and then you got to go get these
Tim Tams. They're the best fucking thing in the existence
of all time.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
I promise dangerous toe because they'll make you faun Yeah,
they're really for sure. I mean me, the agents eight
one and two bites, they're really easy to eat. Can
knock that entire package down easy.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
I'm like, I'm for real forcing myself not to go
first second one, I'm gonna start buying those. Du No,
you're gonna you know, you're gonna look like how you
did three years ago, four years ago. You don't want that,
do you think so? Yeah? Because I already know what
if I if I don't fucking like calm down on those,
I will look like how I did four years I
feel like we need one more to get like an

(58:23):
honest review on him. You think, no, for sure? Yeah, guys,
he's trying to make me fat live on the podcast.
I'm not even gonna review this by I'm just gonna
eat it really good. Actually, you're such an I just
wanted it to be m hm. Oh my god, Jake

(58:46):
Chocolate Best Get might be an eleven now, I'm not
even gonna lie. I might be an eleven now. Tam
Tams are the God anything cookies. That's how good they are.
The Jesus Crics of cookies. Okay, this is a revolution, baby,

(59:14):
that's what I've been waiting for. That's what it's all about.
Turned down way too quiet at first, but it's okay,
hmmm sweetest hell, do need some water with it? Though? No?
After two year, done for sure, for sure. I can't
even look at them now. I don't even want to
imagine these and milk. That's a fucking too I'm kidding.

(59:34):
I could get it as like a second. So yeah,
you're done, and I'm glad, be very upset with him whatever,
bro oh my god, I just want to lean back
and just like die now. I'd even eat real fast.
I know we've had like seven chips, a chocolate bar,
some gummies, some hard candies, some dry muffins, and some
tim Tams and two drinks. I'm just not gonna say
that on the podcast. I was just say, well, I

(59:55):
just did live on the podcast, and they don't need
to know about that. You put your hand down in
your fans, yeah, fix my notes. I mean everyone does that, man. Yeah,
I guess we probably have more dude just as humans.
But no, every time I say something like that, I
just feel bad because I know there's that group of
people that listen to them, listen at least they did
for a little bit. They listen to us in their office,
so if they like, if they just constantly listening to

(01:00:17):
us in their office and they hear me talk about
you did just play Charlie going, whoam I did? Yeah?
But it's okay, right, but like that's fine, but I'm
talking about the balls. I don't know if they want
to go you know, yeah, dude, seriously, no one wants
to hear about your balls. Save it for after podcast.
Just me, Bro, stop stop last step of that mingo

(01:00:37):
for you my phone, Thank you. It wasn't a lot left,
so we got a ration it out here boss boss
boss Man, boss Man right next year that here, Oh shure, welcome.
That's why you have me, Bro, Thanks what I'm here
for you? Listen to so funny meme? But it's going
me and Jayden put on.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
I mean I'm taking credit because it's my idea, me
and Jayden put on this background on the TV.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah, I forgot even mentioned that. Yeah, it's just trippy
as yeah, actually no, it's actually just beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
It's a beautiful, like mushroom force and moves around some butterflies.
I figured it would help with our ADHD because if
we have something to focus on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I didn't look once at this TV. Oh really, I
always just look at you every time. No, in the
most like sweet, that's so sweet. No, no, I take
the l a while, I quit take the you can't

(01:01:30):
even lie. That was perfect timing. That was good. That
was perfect. I'm surprised you just had that one n
locked though. Yeah, did you have that one like one
of your favorites? Yeah? Interesting, it was. I just saw.
I feel like we didn't get too sidetracked. No, we
actually know. This might be like the podcast, the one
podcast where we stayed on topic with everything we wanted
to talk about, smooth transitions and all that. I think so,

(01:01:53):
I think, so we're just stroking our own cocks here, bro, Yeah,
have to Yeah, I thought the transition for I'm like,
I thought the transition from the chips to the chips
in your hand, because I said, I said chips, and
then it reminded me of the chips. What I forgot
what we talked about, Oh, smooth transitions. I was like,

(01:02:17):
you know what else is bad? These fucking chips people
are putting in there? Oh, you get it, I get it.
I get it now. I honestly, I was just looking
at the chips. What the are you talking about? That
was good? That was good? What is this one? Oh?

(01:02:40):
That was perfect? What is this one? Is insane and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
This is the last thing I was expecting because the
soundboard has the most random ship in it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
I know. It's every time you click something, it's something
you're not They added one of my paper fucking beans.
It's gonna get so loud. Of course, that's what your
favorite means. Shut up. That was supposed to be nothing.
That's not like you'll stop it, get some help. I'm
just kidding. That was a meme. It wasn't mean, I

(01:03:11):
know it was. I'm more like a stop it, get
some help. I'm more of a I'm in me mom's car.
I'm more of the Actually, I like the vines. Bro
like the old school vines. They don't hold up as well.
Some of them don't, some of them do them. Doll
and Jake Paul were just like normal kids, making like

(01:03:35):
I should be very careful of what I'm pressing. I
don't know what any of these audios are gonna be. Yeah,
there could be a lot of they could be really weird. Ship. Yeah, no,
there really could be What is this one, continues, says
freak Bob.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
We're just running these fucking viewers through all the all
the things on the sound.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
What. I don't know what's happening anymore. This is why
we can't run the podcast for too long because then
I just I just know. I just start playing with
the fucking soundboard. It's the adoc bro, look at the TV,
Look at the TV. Get lost in the TV. See.
This is why the podcast is always cuts off of
like forty five minutes, because after an hour, I just
start doing shit, random shit. Yeah that so we do
all the time, like legitimately, I just start just messing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Around because our brains start going into like it's just funny.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
I need something. I love the soundboard. I can abuse
it all day long and it's just so good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
As soon as we're done with the podcast, it's gonna
be sitting on the soundboard.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
For the rest of the day. It's smiling. It's just filing, friends.
I don't know. I just think it's funny. I like
the soundboard. Yeah, well, I feel like we should just
end this podcast. I'm just fine. I mean I think
it's a good place to be. I think we uh.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
I think we tried all the snacks that we need
to try. We talked about the things we need to
talk about. I think it was a good, good little episode. Dude,
I like, how can you not? I'm sorry that you
guys don't get to experience this with us. Next podcast,
we're gonna give you guys the address buy a ton
of snacks, oh god, and and we'll all record.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
I'm gonna give you my address, and you're gonna eat
all the snacks with us. Exactly, yes, exactly, yes, meet up.
All right, everyone, have a great day. I love you,
Love you.