January 15, 2025 • 45 mins
A little late getting this one up... But Happy New Year anyway. The Dudes talk about getting on the sidelines for the Pop-Tarts Bowl in Orlando and getting to see the Miami Hurricanes up close... Then Jayden spent NYE at the House of Blues and met Joey Fatone... There is a bunch of random stuff in here too but it took too long to get it up and now who knows what The Dudes talked about... Blame Jayden's Dad.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I don't know if that picked that up.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I don't think that'd be kind of funny if it
did that.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Cars never clean every single day in the same root
seeing no money in the bank of gass in my
tank tale? No, what's to do? Telling? What's the thing
to welcome to? Dude?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Problem, stupid problem.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
There's a little harmony in that one. Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I had a little harmony to it? That was also
you had a lot bigger harmony than I did.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But you know, I didn't even try. I don't know
what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Do we check out the sound waves or whatever, and
they look fine, and then we start talking podcast and
they get all wacky wackedy.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Dude, I know, do you guys think that's loud? Is
out loud for you guys?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I just say yes, even though we can't hear you,
just say yes.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We're asking the guy that plays trombone, you know, Yeah, Trevor,
there's two of them. It's been like six days. How
could you forget?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Also, I'd like to say, look at us recording a podcast,
like while the other one is not even uploaded, we're
doing so good.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The other one's not even uploaded. This most recent one. Yeah,
oh really the past episode was in the one we
were talking about what I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't even remember now, it's not I forgot.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was a very specific question that it's one of
those things. But it was Luigi shoots Mario shoots Bowser.
That was the last one. Yeah, we were talking about
Luigi shoot him bowser. I was when we talked about
the CIA claw that that we did. That's what. That's
what when we talked about how the CIA made a
claw to go into Russia and get a submarine and
ship like that. I know you probably don't remember how
(01:37):
very it was a small portion of the episode, but
Bernardo asked me, it's very interested in at work and
he was listening to the podcast, the most recent one,
which is what he does. Yeah, it was probably the
most recent one. Shout out shout out bro.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, shout out shout out him, shout out him. What
was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, I brought you a
protein chicken. You even fucking open it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I didn't want to like have protein breath. What will
wafting onto the mic? You know what? I don't happen
to milk breath? Oh no, there is no it's just
strawberry breath. I'll explain it to you. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I love strawberry, I love protein, my memory, I love both.
I had I had like ninety grands protein today. I've
been I've been doing good.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Actually might crack it oupen. Now, you guess want a
little asmar bro I can make a real wet for you.
Please do not make it real wet. I will mute
you so quick. I'm not doing it. I'm just kidding. Okay,
as I say the food opening.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The bund is right here, watches I'll mute him right now.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
He's muted.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You can't You can't even hear him. Can't even hear
on the other side.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh, there we go. I'm back. What's going on? Guys?
Jenden has all the power. He has complete control of me.
I live in his basement. Actually, he feeds me kibble
sometimes just bird feed.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And I tell him when it's okay to come out,
and it's usually only for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
He got me a new comfortable cage this Christmas, though.
It's actually super generous of him.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, you know, I just had to see had you
know how to treat my boy?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It was an upgrade from that nail bed. Yeah, he
went from a nail bed to a uh the cage if.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I say cotting cage, but I don't know what that means.
I'm sure it's something cage made it a conon. Yeah,
that's not that painful. That's actually like a pillow.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, that's exactly kind of what.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I just wanted to play that. It's really funny meme.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So how's your week been, bro? My week's been good.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't I feel like I have done anything since
the last time we recorded.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I feel like that a little bit. I feel like
we last recorded like three days ago. Yeah, no, I
genuinely I think we did actually like three days ago. Wow,
what are we even doing here? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This probably this might be a short episode.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm almost positive we actually did record because I was
talking to a Valentino and she was like, didn't you
guys just record because she has a pretty good memory,
And I was like, I think you're right, yeah man,
But it's still I was feeling pretty creative today, and
we also we did some pretty productive I mean, like
I wouldn't say product not productive, but we had some fun. Actually,
what I did was definitely not productive, and I think
(04:01):
that I'm a football fan now, yeah, specifically Miami Hurricanes.
I die hard. You're never gonna change my mind. Bro,
I'll tell you what. The Cowboys suck.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Cowboys do suck. That's that's the NFL. But yeah, they
really caught me off guard with that one. I'll give you.
I got a ship ton of Hurricanes stuff. If you
want like a shirts, I.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Will literally just take one shirt. I was gonna buy
a shirt yesterday and then I saw the prices. Don't
ever do that, and then I was like, yeah, that
is not worth it. It's not even like a good
material shirt.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Everything's online when when it comes to college football, you
do everything online because everything's just so fucking good. It's
so like, so much better compared to the stadiums because
all the stadium ship It's just like all the shirts
that was there on Saturday were like Miami versus Ohiowa State.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Here's the players names. I want that. Yeah I don't
want that either. Yeah I don't want Iowa State people
names on my shirt anyways.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What are you gonna didn't
do in Iowa? Pick Horn, fuck Iowa, fuck Iohiowa. They
destroyed everything for me my whole week kind of I'm
not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, I mean, if you guys want the contact. We
went to Iowa Miami football game.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well let's start. It started from the beginning. Started from
the beginning. So in two thousand and five, I was born.
Now I'm playing.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
In Miami on the football field.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So we got the We got to Alehouse. We went
to Alehouse before the game. It was like nune No,
it was like probably like closer to other it's like one, yeah,
closer to one.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Uh. And we got there.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We pokemon goate it for a little bit, new area
and then we walked into the Alehouse, met up with everyone,
my parents and his friends or my dad and his friends,
and then uh, we went out to the stadium and
we had sideline passes fucking sick. So we were seeing
all the practice, all the practice. We were seeing all
the players practice and everything before the game. I'll post
all the pictures on the Dude Problems podcast or Yeah
(05:48):
Dude podcasts at Instagram.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
There we go, there we go. That which was really
cool because for my first ever football game that I've
ever been to, sitting or like walking onto the field
to see all the people. Yeah, sick is being right
there next to all those people that are my age
but two times bigger. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
First of all, that's actually crazy depressing. I have two
things to say. I've also never done that before. This
my first time. Really it was pretty badass. Second, yeah,
all these people are the same age as me, and
they're so much fucking just bigger, more money, more successful,
and it's like, man, I'm nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's so depressing. Like you could argue that I probably
could have worked that hard on doing something like that,
but when it comes to football, absolutely not. I just
have the genetics. I'm sorry. Yeah, what I'm saying these
kids got lucky. Like if I was skinnier and faster,
maybe soccer maybe, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Like I really wish I was a lot taller so
I could play basketball, because truthfully, I love basketball. I
played football my whole life, but I'd much rather play basketball.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I never really like I liked football obviously falling, Yeah,
I played through it, but like I would much rather
prefer to play basketball.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, but I gave up on those dreams after freshman
year because I didn't I didn't make the team.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I was like, all right, well I quit. There's a
lot of common petition.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well yeah, and well I went to Windmere my freshman
year and they were like top three in the word
Orlando or the state it might have been state.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
They were really good. I would have been benched. I
wouldn't even if I made the team, even make the team.
So but that was a that was a really cool experience.
We were we were we were next to t I,
T I, next to t I, and no one noticed
it until we decided to leave, and we were like, well,
me and t.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I, me and t all of us and TI we
all left at the same time. And then we looked
to our left and I'm like, oh, Ship, that's t
g I because he started walking towards the players, so
he was obviously rich and famous. Yeah, so we're like, oh,
Ship t I. I don't know what tis correlation with Miami.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Is at all. I don't know. I don't know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, he might, I don't know if he's from Miami
or what. But I never I've been going to Miami
games forever. I never seen a celebrity pull up. So
now join the bandwagon losers.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, I mean it's like, uh, it was the pop
Tart Bowl, so it could have been related to that.
I don't know. Maybe c I was one of the
pop tart maybe I could so he was.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
He was really tall, man, that's you're right. Those were
all like five six, right, you're right. Honestly, Like, by
the way, that might have been the best part of
the whole bowl game.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Probably was probably was I mean when so again first
football game, but also first I guess bowl game, especially
like the the funny one, the pop up when I
get a little bit, you went to the best bowl game?
The what you went to the best bowl game? I
went to the best bowl game. Yeah, oh, you're saying
that that is the best bowl game. It has the
highest payout right, Yeah, and uh, what's it called?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Because all the other bowl games are now playoff games,
so it's like a completely different thing.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I see.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
But outside of playoff games, this is probably the best
bowl you can be in.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I see. So what it was really it was really fun.
I got really into it. I started learning as much
as I could. I kind of was like a little
brother next to Jayden, just trying to take in information.
Whenever Jaden would stand and start freaking out, I would
get up and start freaking I'd be like yeah, you
know what I mean with my arms up, and then
I would I would clap, dude, you know what I'm saying,
you like, come on bro. At one point, Jaden, I
(09:02):
don't know if you noticed, but I was just saying
random names. No, I didn't know. It was just like Jackson.
You know what I'm saying. It's like some shit happened, dude.
But you know that's why I think there were the
They were the ladies behind me. They were definitely looking
at me weird because yeah, oh yeah, and this group
of like sick, this group of like six people that
(09:30):
was Jaden's Indian SERI letting him know someone was calling,
followed by the Ringer song his Ringer that that is
that is everything that goes on on my phone. Yeah,
that's everything you need to know about Jaden.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Actually just getting a spam call mid podcast. I forgot
I was connected with the bluetobe. We're gonna turn those
down now now now.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Now completely forgot what we were talking about, which was
I talking about the group of people. I think you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Talk about a group of like six people in front
of us or behind us, behind us that like third
fourth quarter, this group was like six kids, oh seven,
third quarter, third quarter, the funniest group of kids. They
were just yelling nonsense the whole time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
What the fuck is the cyclone or the Iowa cyclones?
Is the team? So it was the cyclones versus the hurricanes.
They kept saying that we should call it the air bowl,
you know what I'm saying, which is clever. I don't
know what a cyclone is. It's like a you know,
when you look at like a hurricane from the sky
and you see like the big circle in the in
the clouds, so that the middle of the so that
(10:32):
the eye of the hurricane. Who fucking knows, bro, that's
kind of crazy. I think cyclone is a tornado another name,
fortunate name. Probably it's Iowa.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I feel like they get more tornadoes than they do hurricanes.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I just know they're really big that I think, like
a big ass tornado. Maybe. Yeah, that seems yeah, that
seems like they just call tornadoes tornadoes instead of cyclones.
You know, the cyclones sounds lot. It's either smaller or bigger.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, would you gotta get killed by a cyclone a tornado?
Let's be real, I'd rather neither. Actually, Okay, we'll pick one.
This is you pick one?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You have no. I look at what a fucking cyclone is. Now,
what if it has like no tornado? What? Okay? You
know you ruin my question?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Sorry, because I feel like a cyclone sounds a lot
cooler than a tornado. So that's why I'm gonna say.
They named it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I've just seen a lot of tornado movies. I
think I can handle it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I've never seen a tornado movie like Grabsta. No, I've
seen a Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah that works. They have a torn the beginning of it. Yeah,
it's a black and white and they have it. Don't
do what she did. I don't remember what she did.
She like stayed in the fucking house the entire time
I was going up a tornado. I mean, what what
else do you do? Stand outside car and drive away
when the tornado's coming?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't, I don't know, I don't. They don't think
that's what you do.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's exactly what you think.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You like, hide in the bathroom. Pretty sure it's what
you do.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The whole house got picked up, because.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
The whole house isn't gonna get picked up game, I
mean in The Wizard of did that was like the forties.
Their house was We're made out of like plywood, I
guess the forties. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, I know, really
old movie, right. You know they used to like they
treat people horrible on that set.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I don't even like, I barely remember the movie. All
the members. There was someone who was dead, like Red Shoes,
the Witch of the House. That was the witch, the
Wicked Witch Goaded.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, you know they were like like actually spray painting
like real people. So they were like all the spray
paint fuvens would get in their noses and shit and
they'd cause disease and yeah, a bunch of crazy shit.
They wouldn't let the main girls sleep or something, so
they just force chained cigarettes down their mouth and shit.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's cool. Crazy, Yeah, bro, that's a way to do it. Yeah. Bro.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
There was no like laws for movies back then. They
just kind of were like, you're gonna make this movie
or you're gonna suffer.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's a way to do it instead of a bitch. Yeah,
it's crazy, right, But we were real into it, you
know what I'm saying. We were real into we were
going crazy. It was my first football game. I got
it down for I used to play football for like
three years, so I got it down pretty quick. You
know what I'm saying. Not hard to learn football? No,
it's not. Well. I mean when it comes to just
wa wash, I never watched football, only played football. So
(12:55):
like when it comes to knowing my job and like
three other people's jobs, i'd be able to tell you
know what I'm saying. Other than that I was eating
cupcakes in the stains. We were not eating cupcakes. I
was eating cupcakes. The hell he go. I needed mid
game energy, bro, if I was off the field, I
was getting cupcakes. We ate funnel cakes. No, I'm talking
about when I was a kid and playing football. Oh
take my helmet off and I pop like three many
(13:16):
cupcakes in my mouth. He'd run back on the field.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We would eat orange slices because we're hell do you
little children?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh yeah, not me, Bro, I'm sorry. We had funnel cakes.
So I had beer. I have like a forty dollars beer. Dude,
he bought a he was a double shot. I just
order what your dad got. Yeah, but what was it was? Storry?
And what was what it was? Starry? And two double
shot of Tito's, but the titos was super watered down.
It's like they poured half the bottle of titos down
the drain and then filled it up with water and
(13:42):
then put it in the starry Yeah they did. Yeah.
Like I watched the guy put two shots of Tito's
in there, and I was like, damn, it's just gonna
taste like titos. And then I drank it and it
didn't even taste like storry. Yeah. No, it really did
taste like water. Yeah. We might.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
We might have just found their little trick there.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I think that's I mean, that's genuinely yeah, because I
told you about it when I went into work, and
he was just like, I ain't paying that much money
for some water down t does Yeah, no it so
he must know the tricks, bro. Chad must know what's up.
Chad probably does know it too. I didn't get this.
I thought it was Chad. It was not Chad. It
was not Chad. Just a guy. It looks like Chad,
but anyway, there's not a lot of guys that look
like Chad. Yeah, that makes it pretty right. That's why
(14:18):
I thought it was Check. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's such Besides the point you just brought up his name. Yeah, dude,
it was twenty four dollars. How are you gonna spend
twenty four dollars on it? It wasn't even like a
big cup.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It was like a small Yeah, it was a tiny little, Dude,
I said.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
A small size. I meant to say size small, size small. Yeah,
it's okay.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It was a size small.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It was a size too small.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But I enjoyed the shit talking. I also went into
this entire football game thinking Miami was gonna win. I
also went into it rooting for Miami. And I also
went into it knowing I was going to be dramatic
about how I felt about the outcome of this game
if it was negative. So I'm fucking pissed, guys, all right,
I've been a die hard Miami fan for probably two
(15:02):
thirty six hours has yeah, two days? Yeah? Yeah, this
year actually for like two days. I'm pissed, dude, Yeah,
I'm pissed. I'm really pissed out what happened.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Listen, if you don't even know, man, we've had the
best season we've had probably about ten years. We had
one good year, but it was a fluke. Hear didn't
even count. We blew it anyways, and why is that?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Why? Why why has it been so good this year?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Cam Ward can't Ward the goat number man can Ward?
My man, Trevor hit the trumpet or shit, shit, thank you,
Trevor has a lot a trumpet either though, shut up, sorry,
shut shut up.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Sorry, but cam Ward cam Ward is raw.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Cam Ward's goat. He's everything. That's the truth.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
You know. God literally brought him down from heaven. It
was like, bless the Miami Hurricanes. Don't put him in
first quarter he threw like forty yards and then they
took him out him ask your feet. No, he played
the first half, actually fucking war zone at home. He no, no, no,
he played the first half. He threw one hundred and
ninety yards and three touchdowns because he's the fucking man.
And then he broke the record for the most touchdowns
(16:11):
thrown in the whole NC double A. He threw one
hundred and fifty something touchdowns, broke the record. He's leaving
college football as the number one record hoorder in the
whole NC double A. Fucking insane that is that is
actually really insane. Yeah, we've never had a quarterback this
good and since fucking Jim Kelly in the nineties. Like,
this dude is something else and he's gonna be a
(16:32):
top five pick. I couldn't tell you the last time
we've had a top five pick in the NFL Draft.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
But Miami's gonna suck really bad next year, like really
really bad. Yeah, we're gonna be horrible. We've lost about
ready for it. It's fine, you won't know. It's not fine.
I'm saying you won't know if we're bad or not.
Let's be real, No, I probably not. Yeah, I just
let you know how we're doing. Yeah, just keep me updated. Yeah,
I'll doing talk shit and stuff, or I can get mad. Dude,
(16:57):
speaking of talking to shit, we were getting out of
the uber before, before this game even started. We were
getting out of the uber and our uber just stopped
in the middle of the road because you're like, yeah,
a lot of traffic, we can just walk gang. It's
like two minutes and then we got out and mind you,
there's a person crossing the crossing walk as we're getting out.
We're right to stop signing this person doing the crosswalk,
and the lady who's sitting in the middle of the
road with the wand mind you. There's someone walking right
(17:19):
in front of us, and she goes ah and she
starts screaming at us, YadA YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA,
and then gets right in front of our uber like,
all right, you a ticket. First of all, you know
you even have that kind of diplomatic what's the word
power enforcement power?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, I was trying to be We would have
been able to rip it up and throw it in
her face and she got It'd be on like a
piece of paper, she'd write whatever number she wanted, Yeah,
with a dollar sign next to it. She's dumb. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And then so my dad, you know, feisty man, very
feisty man. He says something back to her. I don't
remember what it was.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He told her to calm down, like a dad, he
told her to calm down. Yeah, And then they kept
going something and then he said something about but then
the guy, the the the guys that were like there
was some yeah, there was tailgating. They were just there
to hang out. And then they were just sitting like
probably like super entertained, drinking beer. But they were just like, yeah,
(18:16):
she loves her fucking job. Guys. You know what I'm saying,
and they're just sitting there giving her ship the entire time,
and then your dad says something else and she starts
laughing like she's cool. You know she didn't. Yeah, she
started laughing at whatever he because he was like, I mean,
you're you're your dad was obviously saying you're very nice,
but he was like, you know, like what are you
gonna do? Like you're you're you're the fence. You're blocking us,
Like you're telling us to not get out of the car,
(18:38):
but you're standing in front of the car, So you
want us to just sit in the car and not move,
you know what I mean? And she started laughing about it.
But then we walked away and watched the game. Well,
now we're gonna fast forward. Now we're gonna fast forward
to the We'll.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Come back to the game. Don't worry, we'll come back.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
So we fast forward waiting.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
We make it to the uber pick up spot, which
is that Johones High School, and we're, you know, we
finally get picked up by it Uber and she says
something again to us, and while we're in our car driving,
if I.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
May, though, may I may? I cut in? Yeah, it guys,
when it comes to people who who work for Uber
coming to pick you up in cars? You know what
I mean? They not always do they know the situation.
But this is down. This is Orlando Camping World Stadium,
right after a football game descended. All right, roads are shut.
It's mad, confusing, confusing, this traffic people walking everywhere. You
(19:28):
have seventeen people with wands ranging from dipshit vaping sixteen
year old kids all the jobs to fucking like ninety
year old white women who don't wear fucking brawls anymore
and just also scream at people. And as you can imagine,
if you have an Uber driver who has who's you know,
(19:49):
English is in his first language, it could be pretty
fucking hard to maneuver this situation. You t turn into
the school, there's a woman who's yelling at you, asking
who you're picking up before you you can even roll
your fucking window down. She had the voice. But the
thing is, I noticed she did it every time. Every
time the woman be like, who were you picking up?
She said it before she even yeah, told them to
(20:10):
roll the window down. So then when they rolled the
window down, she said it extra mad as if they
were supposed to hear her say it when the window
was up anyways, and then you had to go all
the way around the entire bus sloop. You couldn't just
get picked up where the cars come in. You had
to go all the way around. So just you probably
even had trouble following me along. This entire time I've
been talking about this shit. It's that confusing, all right, confusing.
(20:34):
I know, I get it, but like this fucking guy
is just taking a right turn, Jaden, go.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Ahead, Okay, So we're just taking the right turn, right,
and he doesn't know if he can take the right
turn or not because there's six motherfuckers in front of
him with a baton, and so they find all six
with like it was like it was like a three
to one let yeo. They were all like, go, so
we're fucking might well we're going. We're like, okay, okay,
my dad fucking rolls down his window.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Relax. It's the same lady from earlier. And then we
started driving off, so I couldn't hear everything she says.
She says, no, why don't you relax?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, And that's all I heard because and she kept talking,
but it just sounded like yeah, and she kept talking.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
But the you know, the guy sped off and then
we eventually we were too far. But she that she
said something that was like talking shit. She was like, oh,
you relax and don't tell me how to do my job.
Or I don't even what it was, that's what it was.
It was something like, you know, super fucking weird. Yeah
it was.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
She was like ninety her husband's probably dead and she
you know, that was so mean.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
But I mean she was rude. Dog, She was rude.
She was very rude because at the end of the day,
it's like, you have a thousand people doing this. Your
job is to make sure people don't crash, you know
what I mean. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I feel like if I feel like we don't need
six people telling me to take a right turn, Yeah,
I feel like there was one guy just like well.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
That's kind of what makes it confusing is because when
you're you drive up to what is obviously only a
right turn right, and then your windows up, you have
someone screaming at you. So when you stop the car
to roll down the window to hear what that person
is screaming at you, they get mad that you're trying
to listen to what they're saying and tell you to
keep fucking going and take the right turn. But if
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you didn't say anything to me at all, I wouldn't
have been curious as what the fuck you're screaming at me,
and I would have just took this right turn without stopping.
But you made it super confusing by walking in front
of my car waving this bright red wand as if
I can't see you with my headlights already and all
the street lights around here, and you're not even waving
it going this way, you're just fucking it's in your
(22:33):
right hand, do you know what I mean? He was
He was set, Yes, he was soused for no reason.
But that's my point is he's yelling at people, right turn,
right turn. No one knows what he's saying when they're
yelling at him, and you know when the windows up,
so obviously you're just trying to figure out what it is.
They're just not that good at directing traffic. I think
(22:54):
you should just sit. You think the guy who's directing
the fucking airplane with the twu wands is just dreaming
at the airplane to take a fucking left. But do
you think he knows that the pilot's gonna take a
left because if not, he'll go into the freeway. You
know what I'm saying. Kind of funny, funny prank. The
funny prank is funny. That shit happened in like South
three r ip it did actually know what they did
(23:15):
happen to something happened, something like that happened. Something I don't.
I don't even know what happened. I forgot who I
was with. I think it was Alex. I saw the
plane blow up. Two survivors out of like one hundred
and eighty. You know this is gonna go into the
story time later.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
But with Alex on Saturday night, he was like, Wow,
this plane just crashed.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Alex is super like he gets he loves, he's interested
in ship like that, just like he's just random ship bro.
That's why I love Alex though I can't. All right, anyways,
back to the game. So we game.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Wait, we're just everywhere we uh, what do we do?
We get to the game, We're in the game, we're
having fun. We're on the sideline. And then cam Ward
after halftime, cam Ward went out of the game because
I go to the NFL. You don't you don't want
to take the risk. You don't want to hurt yourself
because that would suck. You know you're about lose out
on like twenty million dollars. He don't want to do that,
so he sits out. He lets the backup get some
minutes because he's gonna be the starter next year. Fucking
(24:09):
God awful, Jesus Christ. We we need help. We need
a lot of help. Our running back is leading for
the draft, two receivers left for the draft, a receiver
transferred out. Our best receiver is a senior, so he's
going to the draft, and we are screwed. So I
don't really know what this next season entails, but I
don't think it will be anything good because not only
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do we lose all those players on offense, our defense
is already atrocious. We have no cornerbacks. Our linebackers are
slower than me, which is a fucking problem. Our d
line is always amazing, but you can't you can't have
a front four and the back of the others just
be dog shit because it's you know, nothing's gonna happen there.
So that's my two cents of Miami. Oh and that's
not even about too big end zones.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Too big, field goal post too big, and I'm kidding,
but it was. It was just super tight game. As
what made it interesting because we had a solid lead.
Miami had a really good lead for basically most of
the game, all the way up until fourth quarter. No, yeah,
literally to the four, kept the lead, like I mean,
it was it was you know, score score. You know,
Miami scored first, so then it was just score score score. No,
we did not score first, didn't score first. Oh no,
you're right, we didn't score first. You know, you're completely
(25:15):
but we first that we made that. We made that
comeback though.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, and then we were up ten at one point,
and then we weren't up again.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
But it was fun. I guess fourth quarter they ended
up just inching up to the Yeah, they they edged us. Yeah,
they definitely us. It's just good.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, it's just and then we lost by one point.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
A single one, and we had to sit in the
Iowa We had to see the Iowa side of the stadium. Guys. Yeah,
so we're listening to the band blasting. The band had
thirty tubas. There were there were so there were more
tubas in that one Iowa band than there were in
the entire band of Miami. But no, like legit, like
that's not sadly so you can really like to the
(25:56):
Miami band. But oh my gosh, they were so loud
and they didn't shut up. They didn't stop playing. They're
just blasting in your ears. All the Iowa fans are
freaking out. It's saying, it's looking too good. Who the
dude in front of us is saying is looking too good?
It's looking too good. I was like, I was getting
ready because I had I had the Jaden belief in
(26:17):
my heart, bro in my soul in Miami. I genuinely believed,
oh shit was gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
The second the second we lost the lead, I was like,
I were screwed.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
It's fourth quarter. I look over at Jada On like
Jaden one number is cam Ward and then he tells
me number one I see cam Ward is there, and
then immediately gets off the field. Yeah. Yeah, because he's
not playing. He's not playing.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's a little upsetting. People were getting really mad at him,
saying he quit on the team. He didn't quit on
the team.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He didn't quit on the team. Yet. It's what every
player does if they're gonna be you know, literally imagine
someone tells you that you have a pretty decent chance
to be first round pick. Let's just say first round pick,
or you know you said top five. Yeah, top five,
So that's insane, hella bread. After the weekend, imagine he
gets hit and he hurt his back or something. After
(27:01):
the weekend, he might go number one. Now really? Yeah? Well,
when I when I googled it and I went on
some sort of football tracker at when I tracked statistics,
they said that it's likely he could be number one.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, because the other quarterback who was talking about going
number one, you know, Deon Sanders.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, I don't. He's like Garry was talking about him
yesterday and we were talking about it though.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, his kid is Dean Sanders, like Grace football player
of all time, his kids was supposed to be the
number one pick. But he fuck he blew it. So
really yeah, he sucked. He sucked in his bowl game.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So Came would probably go before him, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And Came wore killed it too, Yeah yeah he did.
He came.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
War was only going to play the first quarter, but
then he was like, man, I'm fucking balling.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Fuck that I know. Like that they got that lead though,
you know what I'm saying, and then he left it.
He left. God it was so bad too because there
was so many fumbles. There was like an unbelievable amount
of fumble Yeah, dude, it was bad.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Every time something good win for us in the second half,
something bad happens literally right after it.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Almost like if something looked like it was good, something
bad would happen. Yeah, immediately you would. He like, you know,
seven yellow flags, yeah, thrown on the field. You have
to watch the slow most screen. The entire stadium is
quiet looking at what's going on. Yeah, it was. Then
the ref just puts his fist up and he's like, oh,
that's a Miami.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I also couldn't understand a single referee that their microphone sucked.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And every.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Every Iowa fan is an old white man.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, like, no joke.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Every person sitting around us had wrinkles and white hair
and autism and autism.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I guess, yeah, yeah you heard them. I was cheering
for I when I first got in there because they
gave because they gave me that fucking thing. Bro, I
did on it, I know, listen, I didn't. I didn't
make sense of it, all right. I was being dumb.
They asked if I wanted hands, so I just I
was like whatever, But I didn't know anything about Remember,
I didn't cheer, so I didn't know that's.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
What the Miami know.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
The you. I didn't know that. So we go by
the hurricanes, we go by the U, we go by Yeah,
we go buy a lot of things, but by the
red and yellow side. So I was killing that side.
I was a warning Iowa fans Miami's coming through that
the warning side was the Iowa side. So I was
technically cheered. He would put it down immediately he did.
He did. I put it down. He did.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Way, I had a gun to his head. I was like,
get their shit down. I'm John Wilkes Booth and you're
Abraham Lincoln exactly. What a what a reference?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I mean solid reference? Right? What a what a history pool?
You're a fucking historian. But anyways, yeah, I am a historian.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
H Later in the night, after we got our ship,
I mean we didn't even get our ship, kick, but
after we lost me and Devin, a couple buddies are
gonna go out with Devin.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I'm so bitch, I'm so pitch. So he didn't go No,
I'm kidding. That was very bad. No, Devon was very
sleepy and tired. It's okay, that's what means, it's okay. No,
dev Devon was tired and I I could see it
in his face. It was all right. He so he
went home. I went home.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Uh then my buddies got off work. It was me,
my buddy, my other buddy, my buddy's wife. I'm not
gonna say names because you know.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Why why do that for legal reasons? You know why
why expose them? Especially it's it's a story. All of
our friends work for the government. Very high Uh yeah,
super super high up. Yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah, what
if we're telling the truth. If we're telling the truth,
you guys will never know. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
But anyways, so we are, we're at this really shitty
dive bar, like this hole in the wall Spanish place.
Uh that bind you four white people are walking into.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I was also gonna say, mind you, I was told
that that's where you guys were going. Word. Yeah, they
didn't tell me. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's why. So listen that.
I completely forgot to mention that to Jersey end of
the night because I was very tired. I was very
out of it. You know what I'm saying. I really
did just want to go home. I wasn't ready for
the traffic. That's why I even like I missed the
exit because I was so zoned out. Bro. But I
(30:40):
completely forgot they told me they were going to go there,
and I just I gave you the bullshit about the
Polar situation, but I should have warned you that that's where. Well, no,
that was the second I forgot. Polars wasn't on the
list anymore places to go.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh no, it was though, because we had a great night.
So you guys we went to the crooked Camp. Okay,
we went to Polars and it was a great time
and we were like, oh, we don't really want to
go home, right, They're like, hey, we just went to
this other little die bar hole in the wall on
the Wednesday night, mind you a Wednesday night, Saturday night,
and there was no one there.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
It was just us. We were like, all right, cool,
we walk in. They went there. By the way, when
Tristan told me they went there was at three in
the morning, so it was right before they were closing.
He They did not say that. They also did not
say Tristan was right before the name she had dipshit.
Sorry Jesus, all right, sorry, Tristan is the code name.
By the way, No it's not. He's already exposed it.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
It's fine. And yeah he's Eagle. That's an Indian name,
same ship. Like like that's like a real like old
time yeah, like like Indians.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I thought it was like a call of duty.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
N No, like in red dead Redemption too. I mean
it could be in red dead Redemption too. One of
the Indians you fight with, his name is Iguay. So
that's I thought.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I thought. I thought was where you're going with that? Yeah? Hey,
hell yeah, hey, hell were you?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I never heard you talk like that. That actually kind
of scared me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
I'm not gonna he scared me a little bit. I
was ready was my name? That was a good one.
That was a good one. Where was I? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
So we go into this place? Uh, the second that
was racist. The second we pull in. The second we
pull into this lot, there is I mind you, it's
not a stereotype or anything, but there is about two
hundred fucking Ford pickup trucks.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
All right, listen, guys, It's it's called Mexi Town for
a reason. If you think I'm fucking around you asking
Mexican what Mexi town is, they know what it is, Like,
it's called Mexi toown. Yeah, where that area is is
called Mexico because there's it's it's a Mexican restaurant, Mexican bakery,
Mexican you know what I mean. All the businesses are
Mexican owned.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
So we walk in, mind you, there's also like four
cops just like on the lot waiting for shit to
go down. They fill there, yeah, they do. But so
we walk in. I am instantly greeted. As soon as
I walk in this fucking six four security guys. It's
like and so I pulled out my arms, he passed
me down. I'm all good and all we're all good
because we're obviously all green goos. And then so we
get through, we get the green Goo tax and they
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charges twenty dollars each to get in. But they didn't
So the funniest part of this whole story, he was,
they didn't check anyone's ID and they gave me a
twenty one for his man.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Nice like that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
But I didn't even do anything in the bar, like
I was, like, it's so un edged all like the
whole time we were there, I didn't even want to
enjoy it. So we're all hanging out. Uh, one buddy
goes to the bathroom. So it's just me, my buddy,
and his wife and we're all at the bar just chatting.
There's only only his wife sitting at the bar. We're
both just looking at her. And then this amigo to
the right of her stops our whole conversation and whispers
(33:28):
in her ear, and I'm like, what the.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Hell is this? So I tell I tell our.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Buddy, be like, hey, check him, that's your wife.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
So he pulls he pulls him in and he's like, no,
inglas and then he's like huh, and so he says
it again and he pushes him off, and I'm like,
what is this guy? What is he doing? So they
push our buddy tea and so he his wife's like
he's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
And then he's just like what the fuck Okay, So
we're all just standing there right next to him. My
eyes don't leave this man for like ten minutes. I'm
so locked in on this guy and it looks like
I'm about to beat his ass. Pissed, I was like,
how the hell are you.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Gonna push him?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
How the hell you're gonna disrespect his wife?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
And neither of y'all care.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
But yeah, I was like, what the hell's going on,
Let's let's do something about this. Mind you, we are
in a bar that's like straight out of the nineties.
There's no one speaking English. We would get so fucked
up if we tried anything. So our buddy finally comes
out of the bathroom, possibly shot pod maybe I don't know,
because they pat you down.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You sure, Oh yeah, that's right. Actually they can pay
him off. I don't know. Cowboys, bro, is that a
gay bar? What? No? Is you? Did you say? Is
that a gay bar? Yeah? No, no it's not, Oh
I thought I was. I No, No, Cowboys is. Actually
it's where a lot of people, like a lot of
the the country party folk go, where I'd fit in,
even though in that country. What was I gonna say? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, so he pushes my buddy, I'm getting pissed off,
and I just I look at him the whole time,
and then my buddy's wife noticed. He's like, you're good.
I was like, no, I'm like, did you not just
see what just happened? And then they're like, all right,
let's head out, and so we all head out and
then we were hanging out by the car just talking
for like maybe five minut This dude, this dude comes
out of the bar, not talking to anyone, just walking
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back and forth and he's gripping something in his jacket.
And where me and t see this guy coming out,
like we're the only people that noticed him. And he
just keeps walking back and forth, walking back and forth,
and then we all lock eyes and then.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
He's like, yeah, let's let's go. Let's go, let's get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
And then we're all out and as soon as we
get in the car, he goes straight back inside. We
were like, what the fuck just happened? So, yeah, that
was my crazy story about about the give bar.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, bro, maybe they just don't want the locals again,
like or maybe they only want the locals like Tristan
went there when when they were barely closing, and he
was telling me, like how when he told me the
story about when he went there, I thought it was
mad sketchy because he was saying that everyone was looking
at them, like everyone was just giving them. I have
a video same like I have asshole. Look, I have
a video from that night, and there were all people
(35:52):
who worked there though, like they were the only ones
in there, and like they were serving them obviously because
you know, they're still open, it's their job, but like
everyone was just like looking at them, and they were
having a good time and trying to you know, they're
just doing their own things and trying not to mind it.
But I'm surprised you guys went back there. I didn't
want to go there.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I have this video and I'll show you later. But
this dude, like you can see in the video, he
starts looking directly at me like I'm not I'm literally
taking like a picture of the chair. His dude's gonna
peep over that guy in the black, Like I promise
you everyone had eyes on us.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That whole time. Yeah, son of a bitch. That's what
I'm saying, is like, what what is this? So?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I don't like that place? I don't ever want to
go back. Not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
There was It wasn't the It wasn't that place, but
it was the club Phoenix. One that's closer to.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
To this one's right next to downtown Windergarten. No that
that was definitely the place.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
No, I'm talking about Club Phoenix is by the McDonald's
as closest to my house. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's
like the same exact west road. I couldn't tell you
the you know, the bridge that's in front of my house,
inside of my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I'm not gonna help hear him. No, I know it
was right next to your house because I called. You
can look at your phone history. I called you and
I was like, let's pick up Devin. Okay, so that's
how close I was.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
To your house.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Really, yeah you can. I can we pull up the
phone calld December twenty eighth, and we'd be like, oh.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
He did go. It was there, like a big fence
around it. I couldn't tell you, dude, it was in
a plaza. It was Oh no, okay, So I'm talking
about Club Phoenix, totally different place. It's probably like a
minute thirty walk from my house. I could if you're
outside of my neighborhood, I could jog down the street
for a quarter mile when I'm right there. Yeah, so
that's this is definitely not the place. But right outside
of the place is where that guy got ran over.
(37:27):
Oh okay, okay. Yeah, And that area that you guys
were at is the location that that truck was coming
from with the Tacoma right And and the gentleman who
was driving the truck would match the description of someone
who would probably go to that dive bar. That's so funny.
But the dude, the club Phoenix area, they party so
(37:47):
fucking hard. It's it's not that that was the most
recent guy to get hit in that road right outside
of the club, but not the only guy to get
hit in the road right outside of that club. So
many people have gotten hit right outside of that club.
That's fun Yeah, there was a point where someone there
was a there was a kid who got hit by
a car and he lived. He was he's alive. Like
the person who was driving was going like thirty five
(38:08):
and he got hit kind of like you know, probably
his foot ran over and his like gorn real twisted,
but it was you know, just like the headlight of
the car. Yeah, And and they identified him as a
child because he didn't have ID on him and he
was like a super short, small statue Mexican man, clean shave,
you know what I'm saying. Seriously, Yeah, but he was
like twenty eight years old. That's so much. And they
came out with it later and they were like, yo,
(38:29):
we totally yo. It was not a kid who got hit.
It was like a twenty seven year old man. The
news was just fixed, like clearing that up because at
first they were like child was hit by a car
outside of this club Phoenix area, Like what was he
even doing here? Which, by the way, children can get
in the club Phoenix really yeah, because it's like that's
why the fence is behind it or around it. There's
a fence around it mm hm. And all you drive
(38:50):
in there, there's like there's cops that'll that'll wait around
the area as super late at like like real late
on night, because yeah, that club stays open. Like the
owners of the club are there for money parties, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, and you can rent it
out too, and so as long as you people are paying,
they'll keep that shit open. Bro, They'll be able to five.
If you go on Google and you say it's like,
oh they close that three, they don't close that three.
(39:11):
They close whenever they want to close. You know, it's crazy,
and so people get mad drunken cops stay out there
but yeah, that even that place is just like so
so crazy towards the end.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Wow, have you never taken me there? I'm just kidding
because I'm terrified.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, I'm It's like the busiest place in the entire world. Dude,
there's always so many people there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
No, I don't even like clubs speaking with I've been
through that on the podcast. Clubs are not for me.
I like just hanging out.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, that's why Plars is cool.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, no, Plars is cool for sure. We were hanging
out outside this time, not on the inside.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Jar Zy jazzy. Jazzy vibes are nice. Jazzy vibes are nice.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
There's this one dude sleeping on the bench outside of Polars.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Sounds like my brother. Dude, he was so hammered. He
came alone. Yep, sounds like my brother. The bartender called
to someone and was like, hey, he's at Pilars. Christoph
can pick him up. I don't know who.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Christopher was like, that's so funny. I guess I was
doing the phone. But then after that phone go he went,
I promise that's exactly what he did, and then went
right back to sleep on the bench.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
That's so funny. Yeah, I hope he's all right.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Tristan pick up his phone and was like, hey, man,
here's your phone, and he.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Was Brandon Michael Wingard. I love you, bro, my big brother,
full government, always always taking care of me. You know
what I'm saying, loving to death. My man used to
go to Polar's, single Man. You know what I'm saying.
Single Life used to hit up Polars go get drunk.
One night, he didn't come home. My parents went out
in the morning and go find him. He was chilling
(40:37):
on a bench. Runn he came home. I was like,
on a fucking bench, bro, and he was like, children,
good night last night. I was like, I mean, listen
like the way he explained it, and my parents were like,
I was too drunk to fucking even call you guys
last night. At least he didn'tdrive. I didn't want to drive,
so I just you know, they'll sleep on the bench.
(40:58):
I mean, honestly, it's not not that bad. I call
it responsibility. I call that responsibility. That's responsibility, that is,
with great power comes great responsibility. Exactly. That is a
spider Man quote. Shout out bro uncle Ben, Uncle Ben,
Uncle Ben speaking of unk, I have the best story
to I really do.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I'm excited for I have this coworker. I'm not gonna
say his name. I'm not gonna put him on blast
like that. Never, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
But he is sixty two years of age. Yeah, and
that boy is a Playboy player. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
So and he was using this like Chinese version of hinge.
I was like, ha, like, bro, what are you doing?
These women are a thousand miles away. Let me put
you on hinge. I put them on hinge. Oh my god,
I've created a demon. I've created a monster devon. It's
so bad. He was telling you about. Yeah, I want
to put this girl up in my swing set. We're
gonna go to the motel. I'm like, uncle, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (41:49):
What are you on? You put an unk on? He's
sixty two? Oh sixty two? Yeah? And I was like, uncle,
what are you doing? My brother's killing it man. Yeah,
he's sixty two years old. Bro. Maybe he's kids, he's
living life, seven kids, he's tired of him bro. Yeah.
And then that's why he was on on Chinese or
(42:12):
Asian hinge. Bro, That's why he was doing this shit,
because you know, he's probably starting to move over there.
He's gonna retire, bro, trying to get himself a pre
order of wife. You know.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
So he was on FaceTime with this girl like all
day at work, and then eventually they hang up.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I go on, how old is she? Twenty four? Twenty four?
What the hell? How did you show him how to
adjust his age? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Oh dude, I gave him a whole rundown. I mean
his profile for him. He just picked the pictures.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, what twenty four? A little
woman is chatting it up? Dude? He gets so dude,
he gets so much. Play, really doesn't he gets so much.
It just has an old school play. Old school play
still works, dude, something that needs to be taught. It's
like when you fucking watch you know, when you practice
karate and become a fucking masters.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You're not even ready for this story, dude. So we're
just fixing it up. We're about to head home. Raby
down for the day. We probably like thirty pouts. So
I have forty five minutes and.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
This is today. Yeah. Today.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
He looks at his phone. He goes, oh, boys, she's
telling me to come over, and I'm like, leave work early, bro,
go over and then he's like, nah, no, no, no, no no,
you gotta make him wait, so I ain't gonna answer
till tomorrow. He was like, fuck's the point of that, bro,
Go get some play. Yeah, and then he was like
you understand one day.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Young fellow.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
And then not even five minutes later, he gets a
FaceTime call from her and she's like, you didn't come out.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I want and uncle winno. Yeah, I'll be right over.
Boys cannot leave.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
We were like, yeah, go leave, bro, and then she
was like, my man's not home, so come on over
and that cruz.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
I was like, oh my god, how old is she?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Sixty two and she's twenty four.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I hope he has Viagara. Bro. He don't need that. Boy,
don't need it. You don't need it. My son is
lying about his age, bro.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
He needs sixty two. He just turned sixty two.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
That is like he turned sixty two three weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Damn bro. Yeah crazy sixties man, what a wild time
to be alive. Yeah, dude, the craziest part, bro, was
my man's not home. Yeah. That is crazy wild wild.
You are twenty four? That is super crazy. Do better, yeah,
do better trust issues. Man, Bro, this man is sixty
(44:21):
one years old, sixty times sixty two. This guy's almost
like he's eight years It's an eight year difference to
be three times older than you.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I told him, I said, I hope her boyfriend come home.
You know, he don't deserve this.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
No dead ass, he couldn't go to He gonna go
to sleep in that bed tonight. That is a sixty
two year old man. Ronderplause from my man's damn b
He's gonna get him that bed tonight, and it's gonna
smell like pampers, you know what I mean, or like
fucking Ben Gay, or like.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Gonna smell like blue collar baby powder.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I guess blue collar worker. I don't even know, man,
what is sixty he's gonna smell it old? Maybe he's
how's the style he hit? Bro? Yeah cool? Yeah you're cool?
Yeah he cool?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
He cool. Well, I think that's a great place to
have the podcast because I don't think I can top that.
I just don't think I can know.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I mean, that's a pretty that's a like guys, listen,
he could make a business off of that. He can
sell play, Yeah, he can play. He gives me play
tips all the time.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
You got to have him write a manual down after
this podcast, I can tell exactly what to do to
your girl.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Okay, he's gonna be like you canna be like You're
gonna be swimming. Would be swimming. All right.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Everyone, have a great day. Thank you for listening. Happy
New Years to everyone.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Happy Happy New Years.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Next podcast, next year, see y'all next year, next year.
I don't know if that picked that up.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I don't think that'd be kind of funny if it
did that.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Cars never clean every single day in the same root
seeing no money in the bank of gass in my
tank tale? No, what's to do? Telling? What's the thing
to welcome to? Dude?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Problem, stupid problem.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
There's a little harmony in that one. Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I had a little harmony to it? That was also
you had a lot bigger harmony than I did.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But you know, I didn't even try. I don't know
what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Do we check out the sound waves or whatever, and
they look fine, and then we start talking podcast and
they get all wacky wackedy.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Dude, I know, do you guys think that's loud? Is
out loud for you guys?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I just say yes, even though we can't hear you,
just say yes.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We're asking the guy that plays trombone, you know, Yeah, Trevor,
there's two of them. It's been like six days. How
could you forget?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Also, I'd like to say, look at us recording a podcast,
like while the other one is not even uploaded, we're
doing so good.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The other one's not even uploaded. This most recent one. Yeah,
oh really the past episode was in the one we
were talking about what I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't even remember now, it's not I forgot.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was a very specific question that it's one of
those things. But it was Luigi shoots Mario shoots Bowser.
That was the last one. Yeah, we were talking about
Luigi shoot him bowser. I was when we talked about
the CIA claw that that we did. That's what. That's
what when we talked about how the CIA made a
claw to go into Russia and get a submarine and
ship like that. I know you probably don't remember how
(01:37):
very it was a small portion of the episode, but
Bernardo asked me, it's very interested in at work and
he was listening to the podcast, the most recent one,
which is what he does. Yeah, it was probably the
most recent one. Shout out shout out bro.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, shout out shout out him, shout out him. What
was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, I brought you a
protein chicken. You even fucking open it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I didn't want to like have protein breath. What will
wafting onto the mic? You know what? I don't happen
to milk breath? Oh no, there is no it's just
strawberry breath. I'll explain it to you. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I love strawberry, I love protein, my memory, I love both.
I had I had like ninety grands protein today. I've
been I've been doing good.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Actually might crack it oupen. Now, you guess want a
little asmar bro I can make a real wet for you.
Please do not make it real wet. I will mute
you so quick. I'm not doing it. I'm just kidding. Okay,
as I say the food opening.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The bund is right here, watches I'll mute him right now.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
He's muted.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You can't You can't even hear him. Can't even hear
on the other side.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh, there we go. I'm back. What's going on? Guys?
Jenden has all the power. He has complete control of me.
I live in his basement. Actually, he feeds me kibble
sometimes just bird feed.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And I tell him when it's okay to come out,
and it's usually only for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
He got me a new comfortable cage this Christmas, though.
It's actually super generous of him.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, you know, I just had to see had you
know how to treat my boy?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It was an upgrade from that nail bed. Yeah, he
went from a nail bed to a uh the cage if.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I say cotting cage, but I don't know what that means.
I'm sure it's something cage made it a conon. Yeah,
that's not that painful. That's actually like a pillow.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, that's exactly kind of what.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I just wanted to play that. It's really funny meme.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So how's your week been, bro? My week's been good.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't I feel like I have done anything since
the last time we recorded.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I feel like that a little bit. I feel like
we last recorded like three days ago. Yeah, no, I
genuinely I think we did actually like three days ago. Wow,
what are we even doing here? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This probably this might be a short episode.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm almost positive we actually did record because I was
talking to a Valentino and she was like, didn't you
guys just record because she has a pretty good memory,
And I was like, I think you're right, yeah man,
But it's still I was feeling pretty creative today, and
we also we did some pretty productive I mean, like
I wouldn't say product not productive, but we had some fun. Actually,
what I did was definitely not productive, and I think
(04:01):
that I'm a football fan now, yeah, specifically Miami Hurricanes.
I die hard. You're never gonna change my mind. Bro,
I'll tell you what. The Cowboys suck.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Cowboys do suck. That's that's the NFL. But yeah, they
really caught me off guard with that one. I'll give you.
I got a ship ton of Hurricanes stuff. If you
want like a shirts, I.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Will literally just take one shirt. I was gonna buy
a shirt yesterday and then I saw the prices. Don't
ever do that, and then I was like, yeah, that
is not worth it. It's not even like a good
material shirt.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Everything's online when when it comes to college football, you
do everything online because everything's just so fucking good. It's
so like, so much better compared to the stadiums because
all the stadium ship It's just like all the shirts
that was there on Saturday were like Miami versus Ohiowa State.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Here's the players names. I want that. Yeah I don't
want that either. Yeah I don't want Iowa State people
names on my shirt anyways.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What are you gonna didn't
do in Iowa? Pick Horn, fuck Iowa, fuck Iohiowa. They
destroyed everything for me my whole week kind of I'm
not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, I mean, if you guys want the contact. We
went to Iowa Miami football game.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well let's start. It started from the beginning. Started from
the beginning. So in two thousand and five, I was born.
Now I'm playing.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
In Miami on the football field.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So we got the We got to Alehouse. We went
to Alehouse before the game. It was like nune No,
it was like probably like closer to other it's like one, yeah,
closer to one.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Uh. And we got there.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We pokemon goate it for a little bit, new area
and then we walked into the Alehouse, met up with everyone,
my parents and his friends or my dad and his friends,
and then uh, we went out to the stadium and
we had sideline passes fucking sick. So we were seeing
all the practice, all the practice. We were seeing all
the players practice and everything before the game. I'll post
all the pictures on the Dude Problems podcast or Yeah
(05:48):
Dude podcasts at Instagram.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
There we go, there we go. That which was really
cool because for my first ever football game that I've
ever been to, sitting or like walking onto the field
to see all the people. Yeah, sick is being right
there next to all those people that are my age
but two times bigger. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
First of all, that's actually crazy depressing. I have two
things to say. I've also never done that before. This
my first time. Really it was pretty badass. Second, yeah,
all these people are the same age as me, and
they're so much fucking just bigger, more money, more successful,
and it's like, man, I'm nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's so depressing. Like you could argue that I probably
could have worked that hard on doing something like that,
but when it comes to football, absolutely not. I just
have the genetics. I'm sorry. Yeah, what I'm saying these
kids got lucky. Like if I was skinnier and faster,
maybe soccer maybe, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Like I really wish I was a lot taller so
I could play basketball, because truthfully, I love basketball. I
played football my whole life, but I'd much rather play basketball.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I never really like I liked football obviously falling, Yeah,
I played through it, but like I would much rather
prefer to play basketball.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, but I gave up on those dreams after freshman
year because I didn't I didn't make the team.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I was like, all right, well I quit. There's a
lot of common petition.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well yeah, and well I went to Windmere my freshman
year and they were like top three in the word
Orlando or the state it might have been state.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
They were really good. I would have been benched. I
wouldn't even if I made the team, even make the team.
So but that was a that was a really cool experience.
We were we were we were next to t I,
T I, next to t I, and no one noticed
it until we decided to leave, and we were like, well,
me and t.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I, me and t all of us and TI we
all left at the same time. And then we looked
to our left and I'm like, oh, Ship, that's t
g I because he started walking towards the players, so
he was obviously rich and famous. Yeah, so we're like, oh,
Ship t I. I don't know what tis correlation with Miami.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Is at all. I don't know. I don't know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, he might, I don't know if he's from Miami
or what. But I never I've been going to Miami
games forever. I never seen a celebrity pull up. So
now join the bandwagon losers.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, I mean it's like, uh, it was the pop
Tart Bowl, so it could have been related to that.
I don't know. Maybe c I was one of the
pop tart maybe I could so he was.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
He was really tall, man, that's you're right. Those were
all like five six, right, you're right. Honestly, Like, by
the way, that might have been the best part of
the whole bowl game.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Probably was probably was I mean when so again first
football game, but also first I guess bowl game, especially
like the the funny one, the pop up when I
get a little bit, you went to the best bowl game?
The what you went to the best bowl game? I
went to the best bowl game. Yeah, oh, you're saying
that that is the best bowl game. It has the
highest payout right, Yeah, and uh, what's it called?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Because all the other bowl games are now playoff games,
so it's like a completely different thing.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I see.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
But outside of playoff games, this is probably the best
bowl you can be in.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I see. So what it was really it was really fun.
I got really into it. I started learning as much
as I could. I kind of was like a little
brother next to Jayden, just trying to take in information.
Whenever Jaden would stand and start freaking out, I would
get up and start freaking I'd be like yeah, you
know what I mean with my arms up, and then
I would I would clap, dude, you know what I'm saying,
you like, come on bro. At one point, Jaden, I
(09:02):
don't know if you noticed, but I was just saying
random names. No, I didn't know. It was just like Jackson.
You know what I'm saying. It's like some shit happened, dude.
But you know that's why I think there were the
They were the ladies behind me. They were definitely looking
at me weird because yeah, oh yeah, and this group
of like sick, this group of like six people that
(09:30):
was Jaden's Indian SERI letting him know someone was calling,
followed by the Ringer song his Ringer that that is
that is everything that goes on on my phone. Yeah,
that's everything you need to know about Jaden.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Actually just getting a spam call mid podcast. I forgot
I was connected with the bluetobe. We're gonna turn those
down now now now.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Now completely forgot what we were talking about, which was
I talking about the group of people. I think you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Talk about a group of like six people in front
of us or behind us, behind us that like third
fourth quarter, this group was like six kids, oh seven,
third quarter, third quarter, the funniest group of kids. They
were just yelling nonsense the whole time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
What the fuck is the cyclone or the Iowa cyclones?
Is the team? So it was the cyclones versus the hurricanes.
They kept saying that we should call it the air bowl,
you know what I'm saying, which is clever. I don't
know what a cyclone is. It's like a you know,
when you look at like a hurricane from the sky
and you see like the big circle in the in
the clouds, so that the middle of the so that
(10:32):
the eye of the hurricane. Who fucking knows, bro, that's
kind of crazy. I think cyclone is a tornado another name,
fortunate name. Probably it's Iowa.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I feel like they get more tornadoes than they do hurricanes.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I just know they're really big that I think, like
a big ass tornado. Maybe. Yeah, that seems yeah, that
seems like they just call tornadoes tornadoes instead of cyclones.
You know, the cyclones sounds lot. It's either smaller or bigger.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, would you gotta get killed by a cyclone a tornado?
Let's be real, I'd rather neither. Actually, Okay, we'll pick one.
This is you pick one?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You have no. I look at what a fucking cyclone is. Now,
what if it has like no tornado? What? Okay? You
know you ruin my question?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Sorry, because I feel like a cyclone sounds a lot
cooler than a tornado. So that's why I'm gonna say.
They named it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, I've just seen a lot of tornado movies. I
think I can handle it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I've never seen a tornado movie like Grabsta. No, I've
seen a Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah that works. They have a torn the beginning of it. Yeah,
it's a black and white and they have it. Don't
do what she did. I don't remember what she did.
She like stayed in the fucking house the entire time
I was going up a tornado. I mean, what what
else do you do? Stand outside car and drive away
when the tornado's coming?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't, I don't know, I don't. They don't think
that's what you do.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's exactly what you think.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You like, hide in the bathroom. Pretty sure it's what
you do.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The whole house got picked up, because.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
The whole house isn't gonna get picked up game, I
mean in The Wizard of did that was like the forties.
Their house was We're made out of like plywood, I
guess the forties. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, I know, really
old movie, right. You know they used to like they
treat people horrible on that set.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I don't even like, I barely remember the movie. All
the members. There was someone who was dead, like Red Shoes,
the Witch of the House. That was the witch, the
Wicked Witch Goaded.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, you know they were like like actually spray painting
like real people. So they were like all the spray
paint fuvens would get in their noses and shit and
they'd cause disease and yeah, a bunch of crazy shit.
They wouldn't let the main girls sleep or something, so
they just force chained cigarettes down their mouth and shit.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's cool. Crazy, Yeah, bro, that's a way to do it. Yeah. Bro.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
There was no like laws for movies back then. They
just kind of were like, you're gonna make this movie
or you're gonna suffer.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's a way to do it instead of a bitch. Yeah,
it's crazy, right, But we were real into it, you
know what I'm saying. We were real into we were
going crazy. It was my first football game. I got
it down for I used to play football for like
three years, so I got it down pretty quick. You
know what I'm saying. Not hard to learn football? No,
it's not. Well. I mean when it comes to just
wa wash, I never watched football, only played football. So
(12:55):
like when it comes to knowing my job and like
three other people's jobs, i'd be able to tell you
know what I'm saying. Other than that I was eating
cupcakes in the stains. We were not eating cupcakes. I
was eating cupcakes. The hell he go. I needed mid
game energy, bro, if I was off the field, I
was getting cupcakes. We ate funnel cakes. No, I'm talking
about when I was a kid and playing football. Oh
take my helmet off and I pop like three many
(13:16):
cupcakes in my mouth. He'd run back on the field.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We would eat orange slices because we're hell do you
little children?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh yeah, not me, Bro, I'm sorry. We had funnel cakes.
So I had beer. I have like a forty dollars beer. Dude,
he bought a he was a double shot. I just
order what your dad got. Yeah, but what was it was? Storry?
And what was what it was? Starry? And two double
shot of Tito's, but the titos was super watered down.
It's like they poured half the bottle of titos down
the drain and then filled it up with water and
(13:42):
then put it in the starry Yeah they did. Yeah.
Like I watched the guy put two shots of Tito's
in there, and I was like, damn, it's just gonna
taste like titos. And then I drank it and it
didn't even taste like storry. Yeah. No, it really did
taste like water. Yeah. We might.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
We might have just found their little trick there.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I think that's I mean, that's genuinely yeah, because I
told you about it when I went into work, and
he was just like, I ain't paying that much money
for some water down t does Yeah, no it so
he must know the tricks, bro. Chad must know what's up.
Chad probably does know it too. I didn't get this.
I thought it was Chad. It was not Chad. It
was not Chad. Just a guy. It looks like Chad,
but anyway, there's not a lot of guys that look
like Chad. Yeah, that makes it pretty right. That's why
(14:18):
I thought it was Check. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's such Besides the point you just brought up his name. Yeah, dude,
it was twenty four dollars. How are you gonna spend
twenty four dollars on it? It wasn't even like a
big cup.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It was like a small Yeah, it was a tiny little, Dude,
I said.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
A small size. I meant to say size small, size small. Yeah,
it's okay.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It was a size small.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It was a size too small.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But I enjoyed the shit talking. I also went into
this entire football game thinking Miami was gonna win. I
also went into it rooting for Miami. And I also
went into it knowing I was going to be dramatic
about how I felt about the outcome of this game
if it was negative. So I'm fucking pissed, guys, all right,
I've been a die hard Miami fan for probably two
(15:02):
thirty six hours has yeah, two days? Yeah? Yeah, this
year actually for like two days. I'm pissed, dude, Yeah,
I'm pissed. I'm really pissed out what happened.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Listen, if you don't even know, man, we've had the
best season we've had probably about ten years. We had
one good year, but it was a fluke. Hear didn't
even count. We blew it anyways, and why is that?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Why? Why why has it been so good this year?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Cam Ward can't Ward the goat number man can Ward?
My man, Trevor hit the trumpet or shit, shit, thank you,
Trevor has a lot a trumpet either though, shut up, sorry,
shut shut up.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Sorry, but cam Ward cam Ward is raw.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Cam Ward's goat. He's everything. That's the truth.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
You know. God literally brought him down from heaven. It
was like, bless the Miami Hurricanes. Don't put him in
first quarter he threw like forty yards and then they
took him out him ask your feet. No, he played
the first half, actually fucking war zone at home. He no, no, no,
he played the first half. He threw one hundred and
ninety yards and three touchdowns because he's the fucking man.
And then he broke the record for the most touchdowns
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thrown in the whole NC double A. He threw one
hundred and fifty something touchdowns, broke the record. He's leaving
college football as the number one record hoorder in the
whole NC double A. Fucking insane that is that is
actually really insane. Yeah, we've never had a quarterback this
good and since fucking Jim Kelly in the nineties. Like,
this dude is something else and he's gonna be a
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top five pick. I couldn't tell you the last time
we've had a top five pick in the NFL Draft.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
But Miami's gonna suck really bad next year, like really
really bad. Yeah, we're gonna be horrible. We've lost about
ready for it. It's fine, you won't know. It's not fine.
I'm saying you won't know if we're bad or not.
Let's be real, No, I probably not. Yeah, I just
let you know how we're doing. Yeah, just keep me updated. Yeah,
I'll doing talk shit and stuff, or I can get mad. Dude,
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speaking of talking to shit, we were getting out of
the uber before, before this game even started. We were
getting out of the uber and our uber just stopped
in the middle of the road because you're like, yeah,
a lot of traffic, we can just walk gang. It's
like two minutes and then we got out and mind you,
there's a person crossing the crossing walk as we're getting out.
We're right to stop signing this person doing the crosswalk,
and the lady who's sitting in the middle of the
road with the wand mind you. There's someone walking right
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in front of us, and she goes ah and she
starts screaming at us, YadA YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA,
and then gets right in front of our uber like,
all right, you a ticket. First of all, you know
you even have that kind of diplomatic what's the word
power enforcement power?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, I was trying to be We would have
been able to rip it up and throw it in
her face and she got It'd be on like a
piece of paper, she'd write whatever number she wanted, Yeah,
with a dollar sign next to it. She's dumb. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And then so my dad, you know, feisty man, very
feisty man. He says something back to her. I don't
remember what it was.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He told her to calm down, like a dad, he
told her to calm down. Yeah, And then they kept
going something and then he said something about but then
the guy, the the the guys that were like there
was some yeah, there was tailgating. They were just there
to hang out. And then they were just sitting like
probably like super entertained, drinking beer. But they were just like, yeah,
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she loves her fucking job. Guys. You know what I'm saying,
and they're just sitting there giving her ship the entire time,
and then your dad says something else and she starts
laughing like she's cool. You know she didn't. Yeah, she
started laughing at whatever he because he was like, I mean,
you're you're your dad was obviously saying you're very nice,
but he was like, you know, like what are you
gonna do? Like you're you're you're the fence. You're blocking us,
Like you're telling us to not get out of the car,
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but you're standing in front of the car, So you
want us to just sit in the car and not move,
you know what I mean? And she started laughing about it.
But then we walked away and watched the game. Well,
now we're gonna fast forward. Now we're gonna fast forward
to the We'll.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Come back to the game. Don't worry, we'll come back.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
So we fast forward waiting.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
We make it to the uber pick up spot, which
is that Johones High School, and we're, you know, we
finally get picked up by it Uber and she says
something again to us, and while we're in our car driving,
if I.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
May, though, may I may? I cut in? Yeah, it guys,
when it comes to people who who work for Uber
coming to pick you up in cars? You know what
I mean? They not always do they know the situation.
But this is down. This is Orlando Camping World Stadium,
right after a football game descended. All right, roads are shut.
It's mad, confusing, confusing, this traffic people walking everywhere. You
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have seventeen people with wands ranging from dipshit vaping sixteen
year old kids all the jobs to fucking like ninety
year old white women who don't wear fucking brawls anymore
and just also scream at people. And as you can imagine,
if you have an Uber driver who has who's you know,
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English is in his first language, it could be pretty
fucking hard to maneuver this situation. You t turn into
the school, there's a woman who's yelling at you, asking
who you're picking up before you you can even roll
your fucking window down. She had the voice. But the
thing is, I noticed she did it every time. Every
time the woman be like, who were you picking up?
She said it before she even yeah, told them to
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roll the window down. So then when they rolled the
window down, she said it extra mad as if they
were supposed to hear her say it when the window
was up anyways, and then you had to go all
the way around the entire bus sloop. You couldn't just
get picked up where the cars come in. You had
to go all the way around. So just you probably
even had trouble following me along. This entire time I've
been talking about this shit. It's that confusing, all right, confusing.
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I know, I get it, but like this fucking guy
is just taking a right turn, Jaden, go.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Ahead, Okay, So we're just taking the right turn, right,
and he doesn't know if he can take the right
turn or not because there's six motherfuckers in front of
him with a baton, and so they find all six
with like it was like it was like a three
to one let yeo. They were all like, go, so
we're fucking might well we're going. We're like, okay, okay,
my dad fucking rolls down his window.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Relax. It's the same lady from earlier. And then we
started driving off, so I couldn't hear everything she says.
She says, no, why don't you relax?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, And that's all I heard because and she kept talking,
but it just sounded like yeah, and she kept talking.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
But the you know, the guy sped off and then
we eventually we were too far. But she that she
said something that was like talking shit. She was like, oh,
you relax and don't tell me how to do my job.
Or I don't even what it was, that's what it was.
It was something like, you know, super fucking weird. Yeah
it was.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
She was like ninety her husband's probably dead and she
you know, that was so mean.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
But I mean she was rude. Dog, She was rude.
She was very rude because at the end of the day,
it's like, you have a thousand people doing this. Your
job is to make sure people don't crash, you know
what I mean. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I feel like if I feel like we don't need
six people telling me to take a right turn, Yeah,
I feel like there was one guy just like well.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
That's kind of what makes it confusing is because when
you're you drive up to what is obviously only a
right turn right, and then your windows up, you have
someone screaming at you. So when you stop the car
to roll down the window to hear what that person
is screaming at you, they get mad that you're trying
to listen to what they're saying and tell you to
keep fucking going and take the right turn. But if
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you didn't say anything to me at all, I wouldn't
have been curious as what the fuck you're screaming at me,
and I would have just took this right turn without stopping.
But you made it super confusing by walking in front
of my car waving this bright red wand as if
I can't see you with my headlights already and all
the street lights around here, and you're not even waving
it going this way, you're just fucking it's in your
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right hand, do you know what I mean? He was
He was set, Yes, he was soused for no reason.
But that's my point is he's yelling at people, right turn,
right turn. No one knows what he's saying when they're
yelling at him, and you know when the windows up,
so obviously you're just trying to figure out what it is.
They're just not that good at directing traffic. I think
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you should just sit. You think the guy who's directing
the fucking airplane with the twu wands is just dreaming
at the airplane to take a fucking left. But do
you think he knows that the pilot's gonna take a
left because if not, he'll go into the freeway. You
know what I'm saying. Kind of funny, funny prank. The
funny prank is funny. That shit happened in like South
three r ip it did actually know what they did
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happen to something happened, something like that happened. Something I don't.
I don't even know what happened. I forgot who I
was with. I think it was Alex. I saw the
plane blow up. Two survivors out of like one hundred
and eighty. You know this is gonna go into the
story time later.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
But with Alex on Saturday night, he was like, Wow,
this plane just crashed.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Alex is super like he gets he loves, he's interested
in ship like that, just like he's just random ship bro.
That's why I love Alex though I can't. All right, anyways,
back to the game. So we game.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Wait, we're just everywhere we uh, what do we do?
We get to the game, We're in the game, we're
having fun. We're on the sideline. And then cam Ward
after halftime, cam Ward went out of the game because
I go to the NFL. You don't you don't want
to take the risk. You don't want to hurt yourself
because that would suck. You know you're about lose out
on like twenty million dollars. He don't want to do that,
so he sits out. He lets the backup get some
minutes because he's gonna be the starter next year. Fucking
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God awful, Jesus Christ. We we need help. We need
a lot of help. Our running back is leading for
the draft, two receivers left for the draft, a receiver
transferred out. Our best receiver is a senior, so he's
going to the draft, and we are screwed. So I
don't really know what this next season entails, but I
don't think it will be anything good because not only
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do we lose all those players on offense, our defense
is already atrocious. We have no cornerbacks. Our linebackers are
slower than me, which is a fucking problem. Our d
line is always amazing, but you can't you can't have
a front four and the back of the others just
be dog shit because it's you know, nothing's gonna happen there.
So that's my two cents of Miami. Oh and that's
not even about too big end zones.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Too big, field goal post too big, and I'm kidding,
but it was. It was just super tight game. As
what made it interesting because we had a solid lead.
Miami had a really good lead for basically most of
the game, all the way up until fourth quarter. No, yeah,
literally to the four, kept the lead, like I mean,
it was it was you know, score score. You know,
Miami scored first, so then it was just score score score. No,
we did not score first, didn't score first. Oh no,
you're right, we didn't score first. You know, you're completely
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but we first that we made that. We made that
comeback though.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, and then we were up ten at one point,
and then we weren't up again.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
But it was fun. I guess fourth quarter they ended
up just inching up to the Yeah, they they edged us. Yeah,
they definitely us. It's just good.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, it's just and then we lost by one point.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
A single one, and we had to sit in the
Iowa We had to see the Iowa side of the stadium. Guys. Yeah,
so we're listening to the band blasting. The band had
thirty tubas. There were there were so there were more
tubas in that one Iowa band than there were in
the entire band of Miami. But no, like legit, like
that's not sadly so you can really like to the
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Miami band. But oh my gosh, they were so loud
and they didn't shut up. They didn't stop playing. They're
just blasting in your ears. All the Iowa fans are
freaking out. It's saying, it's looking too good. Who the
dude in front of us is saying is looking too good?
It's looking too good. I was like, I was getting
ready because I had I had the Jaden belief in
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my heart, bro in my soul in Miami. I genuinely believed,
oh shit was gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
The second the second we lost the lead, I was like,
I were screwed.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
It's fourth quarter. I look over at Jada On like
Jaden one number is cam Ward and then he tells
me number one I see cam Ward is there, and
then immediately gets off the field. Yeah. Yeah, because he's
not playing. He's not playing.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's a little upsetting. People were getting really mad at him,
saying he quit on the team. He didn't quit on
the team.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He didn't quit on the team. Yet. It's what every
player does if they're gonna be you know, literally imagine
someone tells you that you have a pretty decent chance
to be first round pick. Let's just say first round pick,
or you know you said top five. Yeah, top five,
So that's insane, hella bread. After the weekend, imagine he
gets hit and he hurt his back or something. After
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the weekend, he might go number one. Now really? Yeah? Well,
when I when I googled it and I went on
some sort of football tracker at when I tracked statistics,
they said that it's likely he could be number one.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, because the other quarterback who was talking about going
number one, you know, Deon Sanders.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, I don't. He's like Garry was talking about him
yesterday and we were talking about it though.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, his kid is Dean Sanders, like Grace football player
of all time, his kids was supposed to be the
number one pick. But he fuck he blew it. So
really yeah, he sucked. He sucked in his bowl game.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So Came would probably go before him, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And Came wore killed it too, Yeah yeah he did.
He came.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
War was only going to play the first quarter, but
then he was like, man, I'm fucking balling.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Fuck that I know. Like that they got that lead though,
you know what I'm saying, and then he left it.
He left. God it was so bad too because there
was so many fumbles. There was like an unbelievable amount
of fumble Yeah, dude, it was bad.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Every time something good win for us in the second half,
something bad happens literally right after it.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Almost like if something looked like it was good, something
bad would happen. Yeah, immediately you would. He like, you know,
seven yellow flags, yeah, thrown on the field. You have
to watch the slow most screen. The entire stadium is
quiet looking at what's going on. Yeah, it was. Then
the ref just puts his fist up and he's like, oh,
that's a Miami.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I also couldn't understand a single referee that their microphone sucked.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And every.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Every Iowa fan is an old white man.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, like, no joke.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Every person sitting around us had wrinkles and white hair
and autism and autism.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I guess, yeah, yeah you heard them. I was cheering
for I when I first got in there because they
gave because they gave me that fucking thing. Bro, I
did on it, I know, listen, I didn't. I didn't
make sense of it, all right. I was being dumb.
They asked if I wanted hands, so I just I
was like whatever, But I didn't know anything about Remember,
I didn't cheer, so I didn't know that's.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
What the Miami know.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
The you. I didn't know that. So we go by
the hurricanes, we go by the U, we go by Yeah,
we go buy a lot of things, but by the
red and yellow side. So I was killing that side.
I was a warning Iowa fans Miami's coming through that
the warning side was the Iowa side. So I was
technically cheered. He would put it down immediately he did.
He did. I put it down. He did.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Way, I had a gun to his head. I was like,
get their shit down. I'm John Wilkes Booth and you're
Abraham Lincoln exactly. What a what a reference?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I mean solid reference? Right? What a what a history pool?
You're a fucking historian. But anyways, yeah, I am a historian.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
H Later in the night, after we got our ship,
I mean we didn't even get our ship, kick, but
after we lost me and Devin, a couple buddies are
gonna go out with Devin.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I'm so bitch, I'm so pitch. So he didn't go No,
I'm kidding. That was very bad. No, Devon was very
sleepy and tired. It's okay, that's what means, it's okay. No,
dev Devon was tired and I I could see it
in his face. It was all right. He so he
went home. I went home.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Uh then my buddies got off work. It was me,
my buddy, my other buddy, my buddy's wife. I'm not
gonna say names because you know.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Why why do that for legal reasons? You know why
why expose them? Especially it's it's a story. All of
our friends work for the government. Very high Uh yeah,
super super high up. Yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah, what
if we're telling the truth. If we're telling the truth,
you guys will never know. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
But anyways, so we are, we're at this really shitty
dive bar, like this hole in the wall Spanish place.
Uh that bind you four white people are walking into.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I was also gonna say, mind you, I was told
that that's where you guys were going. Word. Yeah, they
didn't tell me. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's why. So listen that.
I completely forgot to mention that to Jersey end of
the night because I was very tired. I was very
out of it. You know what I'm saying. I really
did just want to go home. I wasn't ready for
the traffic. That's why I even like I missed the
exit because I was so zoned out. Bro. But I
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completely forgot they told me they were going to go there,
and I just I gave you the bullshit about the
Polar situation, but I should have warned you that that's where. Well, no,
that was the second I forgot. Polars wasn't on the
list anymore places to go.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh no, it was though, because we had a great night.
So you guys we went to the crooked Camp. Okay,
we went to Polars and it was a great time
and we were like, oh, we don't really want to
go home, right, They're like, hey, we just went to
this other little die bar hole in the wall on
the Wednesday night, mind you a Wednesday night, Saturday night,
and there was no one there.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
It was just us. We were like, all right, cool,
we walk in. They went there. By the way, when
Tristan told me they went there was at three in
the morning, so it was right before they were closing.
He They did not say that. They also did not
say Tristan was right before the name she had dipshit.
Sorry Jesus, all right, sorry, Tristan is the code name.
By the way, No it's not. He's already exposed it.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
It's fine. And yeah he's Eagle. That's an Indian name,
same ship. Like like that's like a real like old
time yeah, like like Indians.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I thought it was like a call of duty.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
N No, like in red dead Redemption too. I mean
it could be in red dead Redemption too. One of
the Indians you fight with, his name is Iguay. So
that's I thought.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I thought. I thought was where you're going with that? Yeah? Hey,
hell yeah, hey, hell were you?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I never heard you talk like that. That actually kind
of scared me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
I'm not gonna he scared me a little bit. I
was ready was my name? That was a good one.
That was a good one. Where was I? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
So we go into this place? Uh, the second that
was racist. The second we pull in. The second we
pull into this lot, there is I mind you, it's
not a stereotype or anything, but there is about two
hundred fucking Ford pickup trucks.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
All right, listen, guys, It's it's called Mexi Town for
a reason. If you think I'm fucking around you asking
Mexican what Mexi town is, they know what it is, Like,
it's called Mexi toown. Yeah, where that area is is
called Mexico because there's it's it's a Mexican restaurant, Mexican bakery,
Mexican you know what I mean. All the businesses are
Mexican owned.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
So we walk in, mind you, there's also like four
cops just like on the lot waiting for shit to
go down. They fill there, yeah, they do. But so
we walk in. I am instantly greeted. As soon as
I walk in this fucking six four security guys. It's
like and so I pulled out my arms, he passed
me down. I'm all good and all we're all good
because we're obviously all green goos. And then so we
get through, we get the green Goo tax and they
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charges twenty dollars each to get in. But they didn't
So the funniest part of this whole story, he was,
they didn't check anyone's ID and they gave me a
twenty one for his man.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Nice like that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
But I didn't even do anything in the bar, like
I was, like, it's so un edged all like the
whole time we were there, I didn't even want to
enjoy it. So we're all hanging out. Uh, one buddy
goes to the bathroom. So it's just me, my buddy,
and his wife and we're all at the bar just chatting.
There's only only his wife sitting at the bar. We're
both just looking at her. And then this amigo to
the right of her stops our whole conversation and whispers
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in her ear, and I'm like, what the.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Hell is this? So I tell I tell our.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Buddy, be like, hey, check him, that's your wife.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
So he pulls he pulls him in and he's like, no,
inglas and then he's like huh, and so he says
it again and he pushes him off, and I'm like,
what is this guy? What is he doing? So they
push our buddy tea and so he his wife's like
he's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
And then he's just like what the fuck Okay, So
we're all just standing there right next to him. My
eyes don't leave this man for like ten minutes. I'm
so locked in on this guy and it looks like
I'm about to beat his ass. Pissed, I was like,
how the hell are you.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Gonna push him?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
How the hell you're gonna disrespect his wife?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
And neither of y'all care.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
But yeah, I was like, what the hell's going on,
Let's let's do something about this. Mind you, we are
in a bar that's like straight out of the nineties.
There's no one speaking English. We would get so fucked
up if we tried anything. So our buddy finally comes
out of the bathroom, possibly shot pod maybe I don't know,
because they pat you down.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You sure, Oh yeah, that's right. Actually they can pay
him off. I don't know. Cowboys, bro, is that a
gay bar? What? No? Is you? Did you say? Is
that a gay bar? Yeah? No, no it's not, Oh
I thought I was. I No, No, Cowboys is. Actually
it's where a lot of people, like a lot of
the the country party folk go, where I'd fit in,
even though in that country. What was I gonna say? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, so he pushes my buddy, I'm getting pissed off,
and I just I look at him the whole time,
and then my buddy's wife noticed. He's like, you're good.
I was like, no, I'm like, did you not just
see what just happened? And then they're like, all right,
let's head out, and so we all head out and
then we were hanging out by the car just talking
for like maybe five minut This dude, this dude comes
out of the bar, not talking to anyone, just walking
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back and forth and he's gripping something in his jacket.
And where me and t see this guy coming out,
like we're the only people that noticed him. And he
just keeps walking back and forth, walking back and forth,
and then we all lock eyes and then.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
He's like, yeah, let's let's go. Let's go, let's get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
And then we're all out and as soon as we
get in the car, he goes straight back inside. We
were like, what the fuck just happened? So, yeah, that
was my crazy story about about the give bar.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, bro, maybe they just don't want the locals again,
like or maybe they only want the locals like Tristan
went there when when they were barely closing, and he
was telling me, like how when he told me the
story about when he went there, I thought it was
mad sketchy because he was saying that everyone was looking
at them, like everyone was just giving them. I have
a video same like I have asshole. Look, I have
a video from that night, and there were all people
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who worked there though, like they were the only ones
in there, and like they were serving them obviously because
you know, they're still open, it's their job, but like
everyone was just like looking at them, and they were
having a good time and trying to you know, they're
just doing their own things and trying not to mind it.
But I'm surprised you guys went back there. I didn't
want to go there.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I have this video and I'll show you later. But
this dude, like you can see in the video, he
starts looking directly at me like I'm not I'm literally
taking like a picture of the chair. His dude's gonna
peep over that guy in the black, Like I promise
you everyone had eyes on us.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That whole time. Yeah, son of a bitch. That's what
I'm saying, is like, what what is this? So?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I don't like that place? I don't ever want to
go back. Not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
There was It wasn't the It wasn't that place, but
it was the club Phoenix. One that's closer to.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
To this one's right next to downtown Windergarten. No that
that was definitely the place.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
No, I'm talking about Club Phoenix is by the McDonald's
as closest to my house. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's
like the same exact west road. I couldn't tell you
the you know, the bridge that's in front of my house,
inside of my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I'm not gonna help hear him. No, I know it
was right next to your house because I called. You
can look at your phone history. I called you and
I was like, let's pick up Devin. Okay, so that's
how close I was.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
To your house.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Really, yeah you can. I can we pull up the
phone calld December twenty eighth, and we'd be like, oh.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
He did go. It was there, like a big fence
around it. I couldn't tell you, dude, it was in
a plaza. It was Oh no, okay, So I'm talking
about Club Phoenix, totally different place. It's probably like a
minute thirty walk from my house. I could if you're
outside of my neighborhood, I could jog down the street
for a quarter mile when I'm right there. Yeah, so
that's this is definitely not the place. But right outside
of the place is where that guy got ran over.
(37:27):
Oh okay, okay. Yeah, And that area that you guys
were at is the location that that truck was coming
from with the Tacoma right And and the gentleman who
was driving the truck would match the description of someone
who would probably go to that dive bar. That's so funny.
But the dude, the club Phoenix area, they party so
(37:47):
fucking hard. It's it's not that that was the most
recent guy to get hit in that road right outside
of the club, but not the only guy to get
hit in the road right outside of that club. So
many people have gotten hit right outside of that club.
That's fun Yeah, there was a point where someone there
was a there was a kid who got hit by
a car and he lived. He was he's alive. Like
the person who was driving was going like thirty five
(38:08):
and he got hit kind of like you know, probably
his foot ran over and his like gorn real twisted,
but it was you know, just like the headlight of
the car. Yeah, And and they identified him as a
child because he didn't have ID on him and he
was like a super short, small statue Mexican man, clean shave,
you know what I'm saying. Seriously, Yeah, but he was
like twenty eight years old. That's so much. And they
came out with it later and they were like, yo,
(38:29):
we totally yo. It was not a kid who got hit.
It was like a twenty seven year old man. The
news was just fixed, like clearing that up because at
first they were like child was hit by a car
outside of this club Phoenix area, Like what was he
even doing here? Which, by the way, children can get
in the club Phoenix really yeah, because it's like that's
why the fence is behind it or around it. There's
a fence around it mm hm. And all you drive
(38:50):
in there, there's like there's cops that'll that'll wait around
the area as super late at like like real late
on night, because yeah, that club stays open. Like the
owners of the club are there for money parties, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, and you can rent it
out too, and so as long as you people are paying,
they'll keep that shit open. Bro, They'll be able to five.
If you go on Google and you say it's like,
oh they close that three, they don't close that three.
(39:11):
They close whenever they want to close. You know, it's crazy,
and so people get mad drunken cops stay out there
but yeah, that even that place is just like so
so crazy towards the end.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Wow, have you never taken me there? I'm just kidding
because I'm terrified.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, I'm It's like the busiest place in the entire world. Dude,
there's always so many people there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
No, I don't even like clubs speaking with I've been
through that on the podcast. Clubs are not for me.
I like just hanging out.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, that's why Plars is cool.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, no, Plars is cool for sure. We were hanging
out outside this time, not on the inside.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Jar Zy jazzy. Jazzy vibes are nice. Jazzy vibes are nice.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
There's this one dude sleeping on the bench outside of Polars.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Sounds like my brother. Dude, he was so hammered. He
came alone. Yep, sounds like my brother. The bartender called
to someone and was like, hey, he's at Pilars. Christoph
can pick him up. I don't know who.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Christopher was like, that's so funny. I guess I was
doing the phone. But then after that phone go he went,
I promise that's exactly what he did, and then went
right back to sleep on the bench.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
That's so funny. Yeah, I hope he's all right.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Tristan pick up his phone and was like, hey, man,
here's your phone, and he.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Was Brandon Michael Wingard. I love you, bro, my big brother,
full government, always always taking care of me. You know
what I'm saying, loving to death. My man used to
go to Polar's, single Man. You know what I'm saying.
Single Life used to hit up Polars go get drunk.
One night, he didn't come home. My parents went out
in the morning and go find him. He was chilling
(40:37):
on a bench. Runn he came home. I was like,
on a fucking bench, bro, and he was like, children,
good night last night. I was like, I mean, listen
like the way he explained it, and my parents were like,
I was too drunk to fucking even call you guys
last night. At least he didn'tdrive. I didn't want to drive,
so I just you know, they'll sleep on the bench.
(40:58):
I mean, honestly, it's not not that bad. I call
it responsibility. I call that responsibility. That's responsibility, that is,
with great power comes great responsibility. Exactly. That is a
spider Man quote. Shout out bro uncle Ben, Uncle Ben,
Uncle Ben speaking of unk, I have the best story
to I really do.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I'm excited for I have this coworker. I'm not gonna
say his name. I'm not gonna put him on blast
like that. Never, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
But he is sixty two years of age. Yeah, and
that boy is a Playboy player. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
So and he was using this like Chinese version of hinge.
I was like, ha, like, bro, what are you doing?
These women are a thousand miles away. Let me put
you on hinge. I put them on hinge. Oh my god,
I've created a demon. I've created a monster devon. It's
so bad. He was telling you about. Yeah, I want
to put this girl up in my swing set. We're
gonna go to the motel. I'm like, uncle, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (41:49):
What are you on? You put an unk on? He's
sixty two? Oh sixty two? Yeah? And I was like, uncle,
what are you doing? My brother's killing it man. Yeah,
he's sixty two years old. Bro. Maybe he's kids, he's
living life, seven kids, he's tired of him bro. Yeah.
And then that's why he was on on Chinese or
(42:12):
Asian hinge. Bro, That's why he was doing this shit,
because you know, he's probably starting to move over there.
He's gonna retire, bro, trying to get himself a pre
order of wife. You know.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
So he was on FaceTime with this girl like all
day at work, and then eventually they hang up.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I go on, how old is she? Twenty four? Twenty four?
What the hell? How did you show him how to
adjust his age? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Oh dude, I gave him a whole rundown. I mean
his profile for him. He just picked the pictures.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, what twenty four? A little
woman is chatting it up? Dude? He gets so dude,
he gets so much. Play, really doesn't he gets so much.
It just has an old school play. Old school play
still works, dude, something that needs to be taught. It's
like when you fucking watch you know, when you practice
karate and become a fucking masters.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You're not even ready for this story, dude. So we're
just fixing it up. We're about to head home. Raby
down for the day. We probably like thirty pouts. So
I have forty five minutes and.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
This is today. Yeah. Today.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
He looks at his phone. He goes, oh, boys, she's
telling me to come over, and I'm like, leave work early, bro,
go over and then he's like, nah, no, no, no, no no,
you gotta make him wait, so I ain't gonna answer
till tomorrow. He was like, fuck's the point of that, bro,
Go get some play. Yeah, and then he was like
you understand one day.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Young fellow.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
And then not even five minutes later, he gets a
FaceTime call from her and she's like, you didn't come out.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I want and uncle winno. Yeah, I'll be right over.
Boys cannot leave.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
We were like, yeah, go leave, bro, and then she
was like, my man's not home, so come on over
and that cruz.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
I was like, oh my god, how old is she?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Sixty two and she's twenty four.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I hope he has Viagara. Bro. He don't need that. Boy,
don't need it. You don't need it. My son is
lying about his age, bro.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
He needs sixty two. He just turned sixty two.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
That is like he turned sixty two three weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Damn bro. Yeah crazy sixties man, what a wild time
to be alive. Yeah, dude, the craziest part, bro, was
my man's not home. Yeah. That is crazy wild wild.
You are twenty four? That is super crazy. Do better, yeah,
do better trust issues. Man, Bro, this man is sixty
(44:21):
one years old, sixty times sixty two. This guy's almost
like he's eight years It's an eight year difference to
be three times older than you.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
I told him, I said, I hope her boyfriend come home.
You know, he don't deserve this.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
No dead ass, he couldn't go to He gonna go
to sleep in that bed tonight. That is a sixty
two year old man. Ronderplause from my man's damn b
He's gonna get him that bed tonight, and it's gonna
smell like pampers, you know what I mean, or like
fucking Ben Gay, or like.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Gonna smell like blue collar baby powder.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I guess blue collar worker. I don't even know, man,
what is sixty he's gonna smell it old? Maybe he's
how's the style he hit? Bro? Yeah cool? Yeah you're cool?
Yeah he cool?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
He cool. Well, I think that's a great place to
have the podcast because I don't think I can top that.
I just don't think I can know.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I mean, that's a pretty that's a like guys, listen,
he could make a business off of that. He can
sell play, Yeah, he can play. He gives me play
tips all the time.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
You got to have him write a manual down after
this podcast, I can tell exactly what to do to
your girl.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Okay, he's gonna be like you canna be like You're
gonna be swimming. Would be swimming. All right.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Everyone, have a great day. Thank you for listening. Happy
New Years to everyone.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Happy Happy New Years.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Next podcast, next year, see y'all next year, next year.
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