Making It Big

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Carol Basket killed her husband whacked him.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Can't convince me that it didn't happen. Mandom to tigers,
they snacking.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
What's happening, Carol Basket?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
That my cars never queen never see what day in
the same root see no money in the bank of
gassing my tank.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Tale, No what to do, don't know what the thing
to I'm and Welcome to Dude Problem, Dude Problems. And
you might be thinking that's not Devin. That's not Devin
at all. That would be crab Man. That's crab whoa
man with the plan, the man with the man, mister crab.
Welcome to the show, Devin say hello.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Hi guys, I am here.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
That did kind of sound like me, though I'm not
gonna lie really yeah, I kind of thought I kind
of thought you.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Sounded like me there. They probably could have just gone
with it.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm a fan of that. I am a fan of
the show. You know, watched a couple episodes.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
He said he watched three episodes. I would say he's
a support.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I almost got the intro halfway down. I know I
know your part. Welcome to Dude Problems.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
No the song intro, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Well, funny enough. I didn't. That's not me. That that
that's that's Pops. Yeah he recorded that that Yeah, that's
that's not even me.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
It was also like it was produced by Pops mixed
by Pop.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah that's all. Yeah. Yeah, if you really listen
to it, you'll be able to hear it's it.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
We do we we we have ad libs in the song,
so like at the end you hear like echoing like
two problems, problems.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
But the rest of it is him, like my bed's
never made and all that. Yeah, that's that's him. Got
But it's okay. So what have you guys been up
to the last week? Anything exciting, anything adventurous? Anything.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Brendan Brother, I'm an old man. I'm reading books. I'm
trying to put on bills. I'm about to finish my manga.
I've been reading for like the past month now, and
now i have nothing else to do with my life.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
We gotta find some obbit for you. We got to
get you out, not around that kind of that's what
we kinda do. Got Barnes and Nobles money they want.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Got to ghet you to public library.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Oh yeah, you're right free either you need a library.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
No library cards are free. Yeah, exactly the r and
you got so many.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Person with it.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I low keeping sleeping on the library because years ago
I had my library card suspended.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
I didn't pay a fine. It's like, until you pay it,
you can't get another library card. I'm like the library anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
We're so serious about books, these things to.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
See. I only buy comic books, so I don't I
won't lie. I spent a lot of money on it.
Comic once, but yeah, comics go crazy. My dad has
a few.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
The most he spent on one was like a first
edition Superman was like fifty dollars something like, he hasn't
he's never read it. That's crazy in the plastic. I'm like,
I can't with y'all collecting that.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, well, no, I I read. I've read it. I
spent Like you're gonna laugh at me, but I spent
like one hundred dollars. I don't know that sounds but reasonable.
It's it's a giant graphic novel. It's like four hundred pages.
It's like a whole comic.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
Series, big book.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, oh it was Batman's Maybe I also wouldn't do
that for sure.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah. I bought it with a gift card I think too,
So it's fine, yeah, even better. Exactly, it doesn't even matter.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
You should free money, girl, man mad That's exactly how
I think about this.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I looked over at Dev and he was just death
staring me in the eyes. It kind of freaked me out.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't know, because I was trying to like It's like,
I'm looking over I can really only see one of
your eyeballs.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
So yeah, yeah, Now if.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I have I even mentioned that we're in the Excel
Johnny's house studio on this podcast, Yeah we might sound
a little different. We are completely at iHeart Radio. That
episode thirty something a little special going on.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
We'll post pictures, you know, Yeah, I already have, don't
you fantastic?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
I already have. Well, crab man, why don't you tell
the podcast about yourself? You know that no one really
knows you here.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I am a twenty seven year old man from Florida.
Some Florida is my home forever and always. I have
traveled across the where we live, the Eastern Hemisphere.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Sure asking the wrong fella.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
That one is the one we're on. I've been to California,
New York, Indiana.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
You know some couple of places.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I've been almost all thirteen colonies too, I still haven't
been to like Maine and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
A little traveling guys like, yeah you got to I
got you.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm following what I learned in school, my manifest destiny,
my my American dream. I'm gonna go to all the
thirteen colonies and then do my westward expansion.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
What's already done.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
And I can tell you, like if you don't, like,
I don't know how to say this, I guess like
the simple life for that Florida brings you, this is
not the place for you, because like New York is
way fast paced, and then California is kind of slowed down.
But they're all very similar. So being to all three,
it's like, yeah, this ain't it chief. I want to

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go home, so like I know where I belong.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah, I couldn't do like La or California. The traffic's crazy.
I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Some of the things you hear about that place are real.
Oh I believe it's like ninety down the highway to
a dead stop out of nowhere.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah, yeah, I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
And they have seven lanes. They have like seven lanes.
It's not building more lanes. If you're still gonna stop,
that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I have seven lanes.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I have a lot of freaking Like California's wild, and
then like when you go to each town, it's like
it might as well be its own state because of
like the difference that you see, like l A is
completely different from Long Beach, like it's actually wild. But yeah,
uh so Florida, boy, you know, I am Puerto Rican Jamaican.
Shouts up to my Koreans there, shouts up to my

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Puerto Ricans.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
We got that freeking citizens. Yes sir, yes, sir. Yeah.
I've lived in Florida my whole life. I've been to
Puerto Rico, Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Uh, into a million trillion different things like any guy
would be sports, cars, guns, animals, all that crazy stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
I don't think I've ever talked sports with you once
in my life.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well you like, do you like football? That's our biggest disconnect.
I don't care for hand agg like hockey, hockey. I
have not gotten in never I don't. I haven't seen
hockey game.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
And you know what I mean, like ship like that
table table ten and table tennis, cricket love.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
I'm Jamaican, so like we watch cricket.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
We want pait for real. That's that's the thing. Crickets bag.
I have a cricket bat. Do you know crazy cricket goal? No,
I have, no. I had no clue.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Legit be some games that last days because they are
not trying to lose like they will.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
They go ham got to be to the cricket bats
are so heavy.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's like solid wood.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
It's like actually a real in your hand quicking paddle.
I didn't know it was that serious giant wood paddle.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
You can launch them balls, then you have to run
back and forth with them, can launch them balls.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
It's crazy, but it's like actually like a ten pound
bat if you can think of like swinging like a
ten pound bat, like a bat is not ten pounds
like a cricket.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
It is cheap, like maybe forty bucks. We'll get it.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
We'll run a game.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
You will fucking be like.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Hold on, it's a workout.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
It's a work bro.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
We played this in middle school and high school. Every
time we played it, we're like, can we keep playing cricket?
But we had to give it. The equipment wasn't ours.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Bro. Let's have a cricket tournament. We all put money
into cheap equipment. We can do it. I've never I.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Have a criokd bat.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Do you really have a cricket bat? That's insane. I
mean it's like really old and like well tiki, Yeah,
it's fine antique. I don't know if you want to
break that ANTIQUI yeah, I mean it's a little antique. Yeah,
you know it's old. It's nice.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
I've had them totally down for cricket. Yeah. No, I
don't even know how, Like I don't know the simple
rules of cricket, but I'll learn. We figured it out.
Like they pitch, you have to swing a specific way.
It's like golf but baseball kind of.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, I think you get the swing like golf. Once
you hit the ball, it goes out. They have to
go get it. And in between them, you run back
and forth to the two plates every time you complete,
uh basically a plate change.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
That's the point and to keep doing it until they
get back to you.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
But you also have to be careful because while you're
trailing with that big stick behind you, you can knock
the pegs off, which is what they're trying to do.
If they knock the pigs off while you're in between plates,
you're out.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
It sounds like the most confusing like sports game of
all time, you know technical, But once you start doing it,
you're like, Okay, don't let them hit my fucking pigs,
Like make sure you're on the plate.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I think I got it.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
It just sounds very physically demanding, to be honest, all
it's like this sounds like doing suicides. You know, like
running back and forth. It's just like you gotta continue
doing that to get your point.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
You're wearing like hockey armor. That's insane league, So you
have like a helmet of plate like pads and everything.
You're running at the iheartfield day. I had to basically
do suicides. Speaking about suicides, I want I never want
to do that again. I was back in high school.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
That sucked. It was the worst thing ever your chest.
My calves were ripped for the next like two days. Though.
Let me tell you it was pretty solid.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
But that's why I loved being like a fat kid
bro growing up in school.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Because she was talking about this on the way here.
I promise you being being a fat kid no, just
keeping they.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Would have us doing to oh what.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
We were saying we were talking about how I like,
if like your fat and your bigger, your calves are
a lot stronger. You got that true though, I thought
that's where you were going, now where I was going.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
But that is true. I'll show you my caps right now.
I'm sane. But it was a fat kid. Whenever we
had to do it was in a middle school in
high school, actually I had to do it, but they
would do like the physicals, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
It was serious ship though it was like track day,
like towards the end, you actually got to do something
kind of fun or cool, but everything else.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
You did was like suicides.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
You have to run in the mile, you have to
do this, you have to do that, like all this
physically demanding hundred push ups, and then they'd be like down,
oh my.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
God, dude.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, what was it called when you had to run
back and forth? They didn't call it suicide? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, because.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
It was that straight.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Peach would tell my coach because he knew prehand, like
this fat ass isn't gonna run like that much, you
know what I mean, Dude, I tap out after like
my second round, and like these kids are still going.
They go forever. Like the athletic kids, I'm like, that's great,
bough but like I can though, I yeah, I can't.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
He was chilling and I don't know about you. They
made me do it in like an actual basketball court,
so yes, it starts getting cold, bathing in all the
air and ac is the worst thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I hate.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Basketball was worse because of the cold.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
It was fine because like the fixed distance, but then
outside was horrible because if it was a misty day.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yeah, like I didn't bring a jacket. Tough ship kids, Yeah,
I guess you also have a c if you're just
chilling in the basketball court.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
But it's still in fact, you get out of breath,
you stop second round.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
You don't have to deal with that ship, you know
what I mean. I never really don't like my least
favorite one of those You remember the ones where you
had to like reach all the way out and like
for your flexibility. I got flexible at all.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
I always got the worst going.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I was always skinny my entire life. Like in Jamaica,
there's a thing called like mogole chess. Basically you look
like a chicken, like you sick my ribcage. I was
always like that, but.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
It's like it wasn't that I didn't eat or anything.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Like my brothers and I we grew up on Dragon
ball Z, so we always like trained and stuff, like
we would do push ups all day.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
He's going super zild, like.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Like I remember being like nine years old, my brother
taught me like cinder block push ups like elevated. I'm
pumping these things out at ten years old, like.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
We're going ham So. I don't know why I've.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Always been skinny, but I remember when these things came up,
like they would always think that, oh, the malnurse kid
is gonna pass out on us, and I'm just like
briskly running or doing the push ups and stuff, and they're.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Like, oh, I guess this kid's fine.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I was like, I'm just skinny, broke, like legit. In
high school, they thought I was like homeless or something.
So like when you're what's it called.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Not special, like when you're when you're poor.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Basically in high school, Uh, they have like programs so
you can get like foods and stuff. So they took
me to a room one day in school and I
was like, what's going on. They're like pick any basket
you want and I'm like, I can keep the whole basket.
They're like yeah, and they're like giving me two or three. So,
like they're in laundry baskets and there's a whole bunch
of food. So I'm thinking, just like my parents like

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free food. Okay, so I like three baskets. My mom
picks me up.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
I'm like, they gave this to me, okay.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Then later I'm putting two and two together, I'm like, oh,
they probably think I need help.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
I'm like, no, we're fine. They were just poor.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
That's how it.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
So.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
That is actually, I mean, when you when you have
like a fast metabolism and you're just like dead ass,
like you know, you're an active person, it's gonna be
hard to put on weight regard.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I was in marching band, I skateboarded, I did hung
out my friends.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Bro, if you were in marching band, she like, ripped
your carrying down giant.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Like I played saxophone.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Oh okay, I got it.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
I got a player them they should be I.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Could also play this.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Say I played trumpet in marching band, I could get
you guys right.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
I never did band. I actually I avoided band.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Man is when I lost in those sweet because they
had you whenever you practice one I mean it was
like ninety seven degrees outside, but they would have you
practice in our uniform. And the uniform is like a tuxedo.
It's like the material of a tuxedo, so it's super insulated,
and you have to wear several layers like pants that
we were under.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
They're not paid.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
They don't stop at our waist.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
They're bibbers, so they go up and then you have
to put on a jacket over that ship that's already
all the way up your torso, like up to your
chest called bibbers.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
And then you have to go march in like ninety
seven degree weather. And so that.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Tuxedo basically you put on makes it twenty five degrees
thirty degrees hotter, and now it's like yeah, it's.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
One hundred and twenty degrees. Yeah. The more you sweat, though,
the more you like lose weight.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
So dude, you get kids would take off their they're
like they're the shake overs.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, they're they're hats.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
They're called shake over, and like their hair would just
drop because it's so filled with wet and like you
would just like it would be like, yeah, that's so
gross water on your head.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I mean, that was one of those kids that's disgusting.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
But I played so much weight doing that shit.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Oh I bet yeah. When I would take off my
helmet because I had crazy long hair in high school too.
When I take off my helmet, my hair was just
just everywhere and disgust my hat. So I'll take it
off and like, oh, I couldn't even imagine your hair
and a helmet. Yeah, dude, I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Else this drenchs and sweat, like all their hairs falling down,
and there's me with just like a cloud on my head.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Like it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Marching, dude. It was a dangerous fucking sport.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
It was like, because yeah, it was dangerous if you
had for some reason they thought the best thing to do,
which I mean like when it comes to like musically
or like the sounds kind of situation, like it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
The best to have the tubas up top.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
But if like one tuba person for some reason passes
out because they weren't drinking enough water and there it's
one hundred and twenty degrees to them because they're wearing
these suits, then you got like this big ass instrument going.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Down on these other kids timber. Yeah, it was just
one day or like some it was.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
It was towards like, no, it was like really muggy out.
It was dark out for sure, but it was.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Super fucking hot.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
And a tuba player passed out hit this like really
small girl who was a flute player, like right in
the head. You got like, no, yeah, she's alive. She
like actually passed out.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Both of them did.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Both of them were knocked out, that's correct.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
And the tuba player was it was a guy who
was fairly large, you know what I'm saying, and so
like it was kind of a problem when he was
up there, but everyone had a you know, he he
came back pretty fast. But then the girl had a
you know, actual medical emergency. And this is a true story.
I carried her from the football field all the way
back to.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
The uh what's it called the band room.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Dude, you're probably around like two you know how there's
four laps four a mile in the track, probably around two.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Laps of the Yeah, aren't you a hero?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
But she was like eighty pounds, So it was cool.
We were very I just.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Played food fighter's hero. Right now. I would I think
I don't think I've ever seen a tube. I've seen
him pass out.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I don't think I've seen a tube of fall before,
but definitely, Like people don't understand, like they make fun
of marching band, Like, y'all just play your instruments. Is
like play an instrument in a suit, Like while you're
running drills, like so you're constantly back to back replay
the same part of a song, marching the same set,
so you're moving from your specific spot to another. And

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if you don't do it right, and they gotta do
it again.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
And then if you.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Have specific band directors that are old school, you will
do what is called specials, which you will start doing
exercises with your instrument. Do you want to hold a
tubo over your head and bounce on your one leg
forty times and switch to the other one for thirty
nine and the other one for thirty eight.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
No, So get to your freaking spot on time.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Thank you. Yeah, this this is Devin Hero. Yeah, this
is this is Devin.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
This is my song right here walking carrying.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Hero, just running through down the steps. Don't worry this girl.
This girl is holding onto Devin's face.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Like please please save me.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
She was snocked out problem that she's ambulance was cold.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
They said, get her water and ac and like put
her somewhere comfortable.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Get it out of you.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
The ambulance to do structured and the band room. Later
in the middle, with her flute in hand, she brought
the one single tear and said the thing, thank you.
Devin's hairs just flowing in the wind. His little chunky
cheeks are just flabbing, sweat gleaming off his hair lines.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I was, I mean, dude, it was it was pretty.
It was pretty intensive, pretty instand.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I just honestly felt just for most bad. I mean,
obviously I knew the girl was friends with her, which
is why like I opted, but like it was her
sister who was like I did, You're the hero. And
then no one else was there in the band and
like do ship. Everyone was just kind of looking around.
The band director was like keep playing, you know what
I'm saying, like everyone's watching the football game and every

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like you.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Know, it's like it was so like I keep playing.
This is like a child who just got hurt. Bro,
this is that's.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
War or sophomore war. You're a band accident, got shot.
Just keep playing.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Like they did that ship. That's real.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
I wasn't in bands, so I don't have any band
stories like that, but one time, No, I have a
gym story in middle school. You know, I don't know
how your guys were, but the locker rooms, the doors
were stupid heavy. They were like the heaviest doors of
all time. This girl was running and like in the
hallway and we opened the locker room door and it's

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just boom, Dude, it knocks that girl out. It was
in the same but like it kind of grizzly, knowest
just to bang, dude. It was head to door instant.
It was crazy. She forgot that mean scorpion.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
It was more. It was worse than a tics of punch, dude.
It was crazy how hard door and the door one
the door did win that day. Devin, Do you remember
when we talked about Lincoln Park at one time on
the podcast. I couldn't tell you how long ago that one.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
And we were talking about how their leader their their leader.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
They were talking about how their lead singer.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yes, their lead singer. They just dropped that album Blowzier.
I believe it was dog shit. I'm just gonna get
to the Chase. I didn't finish it. It was garbage.
It was like really bad. I can't. I can't.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
After freaking Green Day made Father of All, I cannot.
If it's a bad album from an old band, I
don't even touch it.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
It's not even like a Lincoln Park album though. It's like,
I don't know. I only got through like four songs,
but they just all Every song I listened to was
bad and they all sounded the same. Their radio hit
is I'll Go based off that, they already dropped it.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
They dropped the radio.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
They dropped the radio hit like a month ago ago.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
If you listened to it, listened to it right.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Yeah, that's it was a decent song. But the rest
of them off the album are really really bad. Yeah. No,
the album was not good. That that's I just really
want to get that out on the podcast. The Lincoln
Park album suck.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I think after a while you should just start like
giving them help through the podcast.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I should, I should, I shouldn't Lincoln Park, but we
need to start giving them. You can't just talk ship
and give like your I'm gonna see.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Lincoln Park at Rockville next year, so I'll tell him
in person.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
You gotta tell them, you gotta let him to be fair.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
I'll probably just break it down on paper.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Though, you know what I mean, like a budget plan.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
You know what I'm gonna do. That's a great idea.
I'm gonna I'm gonna get a piece of paper, write
a budget plan, tell them what they need to do,
and I'm gonna make it into a little airplane. I'm
gonna throw the airplane on the stage because I don't
want to watch their set to begin with, So I'll
just throw it on the stage, tell them how I
can help, and then they'll see it, and then we'll
see what goes from there exactly v I p and

(20:40):
just ball that thing up and loving it to one
of their drinks.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'll throw it at throw it at Mike's head like
if you're If you do it far away enough, they'll
be impressed. Like he made it? What is this that
he made this? And the opening is like a business proposal.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
It's so heavy with all the ideas. Oh my god,
he's actually a genius.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I think you should up to the stage as fast
as possible.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Screaming, and then and then you throw a backpack with
the budget playing in it on Oh okay, yeah, yeah
that sounds. Then you have to have like an alarm
in the backpack in case like you throw it over
it and they can't find it. It's got a beep
so they can locate it.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
So make sure make sure you're wearing like a uniform
so they know, like, hey, this guy means business.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
This means I have actually know I'm official.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, yeah, like a badge, maybe a sash on your arm,
something that pops color.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
You know what I'm saying real neon, you know festival colors.
I got you like a bright red yeah, and we
can really help Lincoln Park there. But okay, anyways, that
that's like it turned in it on other news. Have
you uh do you guys listen? I know you do.
I play with you all the time. The new Three
Days Grace. You like Three Days Grace?

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Right?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
I like Three Days Grace.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
They just dropped a new song. It has both singers,
the singer from from the two thousands and then the
new singer. And it's the best song of all time.
It's much better than the Lincoln Park album. That one song,
and I promise you it's better than the whole Lincoln
Park album.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
It's the Singers, the.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
One like three minutes, three minutes, twenty four seconds, three
minutes and four something like that, and the entirely Promise
album I Promise.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
It's crazy like a lot of older bands still keep
up today.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Like yeah, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say a lot
of them, A lot of them. Yeah, I saw it.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, because like for even like example, like Tool, like
they were popping back and with eighty something seventy something.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Maybe though some of those bands don't sound good though.
I have you heard Molly Crue.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
That's different Molly c they be on but their their
last Tool album. That thing hit when I saw them
in Tennessee in twenty twenty two. Best forty five minutes
in my life, I really like, dude, Like I love
getting to relive what older people got to relive, Like,
oh my god, it's the best feeling in the world.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Is like, this is what y'all got to do back
in the day. This is fire. Like we're just.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Out there just literally jamm into just pure riffs and
just drum breaks and stuff for like forty minutes, just
going crazy.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Ninety nine, Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Came out right after played Dream and everything started talking
to us, giving like life lessons.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
You know. It was like laying down on the grass,
just off your ass, like, oh, Stevie Nicks's voice is
so soothing, like it's the best feel in the world.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
And then I remember, like it was a festival in
Miami called Three Points. They're like old school boiler room
like old house techno, like like high bpm type shit.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Yeah, they also have like old rappers and stuff come out.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
When I went back in the day, I think it
was either twenty one or twenty two, freaking wu Tang.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Claim went out there.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Really yeah, that's crazy. Old Dirty baster Or's son performed
in place of him. So I'm driving down I ninety
five at like six pm, my arm hanging out the window,
my watch on, I'm in my bomber jacket. I'm like,
this is like nineteen eighties Miami vice like vibes.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Right now, and it's so dope, dude. I was like,
this is what this is what Livin's about. I'm trying
to I don't even know what the like. The oldest
band I've seen, I think, uh, you know, I saw
blinkin eighty two that that's the Yeah, that's the oldest
band I've seen. Yeah, I saw pit Bull. You saw
pit Bull, mister mister three O five.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Gotta get Tristan.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Our friend. I don't know if I ever showed you
a clip. Our friend could do the most perfect pit bullpression.
It's the funniest thing in the way, like it's like.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well, we don't know how he does it, dude, Like
it's genuine. It's like really insane that. I don't know
how you learn he could do that, Like how do
you learn you.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Could do Seriously, it had to be during COVID and
he had nothing better to do.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Like he maybe like made a joke one time. It
was like, hold on, that was kind of good.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Maybe he was like you know when you are pushing
really hard for poop and you're like, maybe he was.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
That was real fair, that solid. I can't do it, my.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
God, but he was. That's probably how it was. He was, Oh, girl, like.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Dude, problems, all right, we gotta get pit Bull on
episode episode forty, Episode forty, Yeah, the real we can
pay him a couple We'll get him on cameo. Make
a cameo if you have him coming here for like
fifty seconds. I probably like five hundred dollars. Nothing bad.
Oh I met like the app on cameo. We can

(25:25):
send him like a little like clip and be like, yo, we.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Want we gonna charge you a hot minute, be.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
On our podcast. Let us know the price, and he's
gonna be like a dollar and I'll be like, I
got just wait till he does another free concert just
like or wait till like maybe he makes poor money
decisions and he needs money, We'll pay him like twenty
five an hour. He's I think he's part of Oh,
so he'll have money, drabbers me with a kode.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I think he put himself
in like a ton of other businesses, so on and
so forth.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Oh, I did I see him smart with it? But
the old Cup because he he got money in the
World Co. He had a whole the last World Cup,
he had.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
A whole collaborative.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
That boy got back.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
That boy got just for the World Cup.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Really didn't really remixes of songs just for the World Cup.
I didn't even know that. Yeah, that money, that boy
got money money. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Mis I need a pit Bull documentary because where did
he come from?

Speaker 5 (26:24):
That'd be cool. That's great. Remember being born and then
one day I just heard Yeah, I don't know, I
grew up. I see I was. I was born in
five so I just grew up. Like once I was
able to really listen to music, it was always pit
Bull was just always there. So that's a good point.
Where where where did he ever come from? Because like
apparently he used to be like a rapper or something. Okay,
I don't want to jump in.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Y'all's podcast is Pops by the way, I know where
Pitbull came from.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Please please everyone welcome Brian Grams.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
So Ja Ja Jayden knows my boy j Smooth. Yes,
he's from South Florida. He used to work with Two
Live Crew back in the day. Do you know Two
Live Crew? Old school like Dirty Rappers, Two Live Crew.
So Jay was one of their stage guys. He would
go on stage hype the crowd. He has a couple
of songs that he did with them. Actually, he lives
in Polk County now, so shout out to Jason. But

(27:11):
Pitbull used to sweep the studio in Miami when they
were working in the studio like Luke Skywalker and the
Two Live Crew. So he would just be like a
studio rat. Wanted to always hang out, just kind of
tag along wherever they will, you know, just try to
get it in wherever he could. So he basically hustled
his way in Bye by doing that. And there's a
lot of guys in music. If you guys do some

(27:33):
research like old music, that did that. They just started
hanging around the studio. How can I do anything? Throw
stuff away for you, like get coke for you, get
not not Coca Cola's for you, guys, whatever you well
probably back then real coke too in Miami.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
That's what Pible did.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
He just kind of hustled his way in sweeping studios,
cleaning up after people until finally they're like, hey, if
you want to mess around, go ahead and mess around.
And then he figured it out and now he's mister Worldwide.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Now out pops out.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
That's awesome. What it is? Thank you for that. That
that's actually crazy.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
It's who you know and where you are. What went
from sweeping to mister worldwide.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's what you could do though, you know.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
It's also the ability to grind, like yeah, there's a
lot of people that will not sweep a studio.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah that's true. Yah, they think they're above it, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
But he knew he had to do what he had
to do.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
That's okay. Now we're talking about that. I can transition
to something because that is very, very similar to the
story of Dax, and that is somebody who, like, regardless
of his music, is trash or lame or whatever. YouTube dude, right, yeah,
with the with the the dreads they were.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Read on I do.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
I haven't heard his name since like twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
So his whole come up is that he was like
twenty six or something. He was like, I really want
to do music, and he was a janitor at like
a school for six months, working overtime.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
After that six month, market every single penny he.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Invested into music go into the studio, geting equipment and
stuff like that, and he am asked the following he
has now?

Speaker 5 (29:06):
So I'm like, does he does he still have a following?
Does he really ran it?

Speaker 6 (29:09):
It's like Facebook moms and stuff.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, I know.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
A million people listening.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
You know, money, you know, it's still money. That's crazy though.
I remember because you remember, you know who I'm Dante is. Yeah, yeah,
he was on an I'm Dante video I think at
this point like seven years ago, eight years ago, and
that's that's how I know about the name. But ever
since then, that's what I haven't heard about it.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Three point five months, three point five million monthly listen?

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Does he really on Spotify? But that's just on Spotify,
I promise you he's like the biggest, like YouTube like rap.
I don't know. It's like it's something I can I
just couldn't casually listen to. It's such like I feel
like it's so.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
It's those logic songs. Yes, that's his whole vibe.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yeah it's I just it's so.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
I mean, dear Alcohol, Lonely, dirt road Joker, a real man.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
To be a man, to be a man.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
And his recent songs have been like really, I don't
know how I say it, like ag I guess because
like he used to make you know, those lyrical miracle songs,
but they were kind of cool, like his concepts like
I remember, like Dear God is kind of like his
his battle and relationship with God is like how am

(30:20):
I supposed to find this truth?

Speaker 6 (30:21):
If I won't even reveal itself to me, stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
But then you got like to be a man, which
is literally the most like if I was like the
most coworker music you could get, like, yeah, this slaps.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
To be a man, to have a beer in my hand, like.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Like get me out of this planet.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yeah, that's that's the type of music he makes. It's
got off.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
It's yeah, his recent stuff has really gotten bad. And
I mean he makes.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Music wasn't horrible. I blame, so I blame.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
The reason for Daxon's downfall right now is two reasons. One,
his corniness is just was eventually just gonna get too much.
And then two people don't know he had a small
beef of Tory Lanes.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
And he had a small beef of Tory Lanes. You
can't have a beef with Tory Lanes and.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
I'll shoot you. Foot Lanes bitched him out.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
But this is one reason I hate people with a
gang of friends and a crew or whatever. Dax was solo, dolo,
not trying to fight seven people with guns.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
So Tory Lanes got him.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
On camera making him apologize, and that made a lot
of people look at Dak's like a little bitch. But
then it's like who's on the back side of that camera,
small little five foot Tory Lanes and then Pooki Wooki,
Dookie Jookie and Suki seven pounds, big ass. Yeah, I'm
not fighting seven y'all by myself. I'm going to apologize.
Tory Lane is still gonna shoot you exactly, so I'm like,

(31:43):
I'm not so whenever that happened, I'm like, Bax, I
give you the pass because that's not fair.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
That's like dealing with Sugar Night back in the day.
That's like dealing with dealing with really, he really will
kill me, and.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Like these people out here with actual entourage, they will
mess you up, so that don't count.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
If it was like him and Torri at the.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
At the Nobu and then Toy sized him up and
then that was like it's Jack, Like, I'm like, all right, no,
he made you apology, had seven dudes with him.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
That's spot like Russ, oh.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
My is the most corny would be that guy to
be like I would have taken it, you.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Know, like exactly, I wouldn't have truly, I would have
just fucked him up.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I would have of them, you would.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Have done what seven of them. I am not fighting
seven dudes, but fight one. Dude.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
He bigger than me by myself. You got me messed up.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
I'm not fighting. I don't got time for exactly. Are
you kidding like you're about to hurt a child or
like a little even it's not my child, come on,
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
But like no, like Russ too, like the whole thing
and everything.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
You know, he shot himself in the foot. He was
the most corneous man alive, like the most corn is man.
I will say he did have a good message. He
was telling people not to do drugs. That was like
the whole point. And everyone was making fun of them. Dude.
They were like, oh, you don't do drugs, you're a pussy,
you can't be a rapper, and everyone hated them, especially
like the time.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
It was a bad time though, because if you did
that now it probably like kind of a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
And then he was just like you know, like.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Yeah, it was like a little pump care.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Being like addicted to something.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're like, you're not drinking
lean in your opinions, and.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
I'm like, bro, I understand the message, but do you
know who three six Mafia was.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
Okay, without them, you.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Wouldn't even be in this field.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Like yeah, Juicy J to this day, I don't know
how that man is still alive.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, no, crazy right, actually crazy? You know who I
don't understands still alive? Ozzie Osbourne, that dude. But that's
but like bro a mutant. He's a mutant, is what
he is. That dude's like eighty. He's not eighty, but he.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Is, like he's like brain dead.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Now, yeah, he has what I'm saying I was about say,
he has like the brain year old. Listen, that woman
knows what she's doing because he's in commercials now.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
He has multiple lines and he somehow had a song
like four years ago with post actually is probably older
than that now, okay, that post Mom song.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I think that one was different. They got him on
like a good day and he recorded a few lines,
but like a lot. If you see him now, he's
been doing like better. Really it's actually crazy, like he's
he's getting better. I wonder if he's medicine.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
He's not gonna get back to normal, no, but he's
gonna be like at a decent Really, that's crazy. I
figured he does get.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Worse his show, Like there are episodes where he is
talking and they're like, okay, see.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
By one of my favorite Osborne clips and he's like,
who I drank my bear?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Someone was in my room my beer. No one's in
your room taking your beer.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Yeah, it's like the funniest clip.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
That's what I'm saying. When you see that ship, you're like, damn,
You're like, yeah, he's like.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Roll zombie where she's told where he smoked ship, he
smoked cats ship. I don't I know the story, but
I don't remember it.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
She uh, he had weed, and it's just like up
another time in the rehabit like stop doing ship, Like
you need to focus, Like you need to take your medicine.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
It'll fuck with the weed and blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
So she took his weed and replaced it with like
dogs should or catched or something.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
She crumbled it up.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
He smoked disgusting, and he was like, oh that was
the best shit ever had, man, God. And she's like
those fucking ship mate, you fucking winger exactly.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
You don't got me.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Smoking exactly insane, that's crazy. I mean, like I know
he snorted ants.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, something like bless her heart. I'm like, yeah, there
was a way to take care of people. You remember,
she's still human.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Bit the head off of an animal he did do that.
I think it was a bird, it was a pigeon.
I think it was bats.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I was almost a bird.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
They stopped him from doing that, I think. I think
late seventies, early eighties, something like that. Every live show,
and he said he would bite the head off of it,
like a live one, a live bat.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Saying talking about China, Bro, yeah we gott he was
doing that ship in the seventies.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
No, Covid wasn't from a bat.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
That's what I'm saying. Bro, Covid is like that old someone.
You know what I'm saying. We've been in bats, Bro, like.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Say, we need his appearances. Can't kill the Prince of darkness.
That's why he's still lurking around. He'll never die. He's
like immortal. Seehim one hundred years, Be like, how the
fund are you still here?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Be like, just got to figure it out. Just do
what he did, Bro, what he he did his whole way.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
I'm going to be honest, Like the music and everything's cool,
but I'm good.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Aside from the people that died early. I really be
thinking Heroin got something in it, because it ain't no
way that you have an amazing life you ninety.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Eight years old?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:40):
What?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Like, oh my god, Like Tina Turner and James Brown,
like they got the end of this.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
They died like fifty something.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
But then you got people out here to like, uh,
half the rock and roll dudes are like seventy seven.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Now they're living prosperous lives. Who you mean, was it
was it Nikki six that died and then came back
to life something like that? Yeah, yeah, it was Nicky six.
He literally died and he came back to life. Like
how it is a crazy flex. Yeah I was dead
for seven minutes, shout out Heroin, But I'm back like crazy?

Speaker 6 (37:10):
What Like I blame pulp Fiction. After I saw Pulp Fiction,
I was like, what.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
I love? Yeah when he that, Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
The whole movie, Like everyone's going crazy for everything. I'm
just like, whatever y'all have back in the day, y'all
probably was living life.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Y'all go y'all crazy?

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Man, you has any old head that was like in
the clubs in like the eighties, the oldest start going crazy.
But I used to have this old dude who I forgot.
I forgot his name. I feel bad. But I used
to work with him at publics and he would and
he told me about like clubs he would go to.
I don't remember his name. I looked at you, like,
maybe you would remember.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
That's I'm looking at chouse. I'm trying to remember. I
was waiting for you to continue describing.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
No, I I didn't.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
You got like what he looks like.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
And he was an old white guy. He uh he dude,
He had glasses, he was tall, he somewhat did he
wore a hat? Yeah, I don't. I don't remember or something. Damn,
I think, actually, you know who you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
But I'm never going to find his name, you know
what I mean? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
You know thereat because we'll sit here inside.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he was telling me all about clubs
back in the day. We're crazy, Like, I mean, I
get it. Like, what did you have to do back
in the day?

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Justizes, work, eat, sleep?

Speaker 5 (38:18):
You know what do you do nowadays? Working?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
We got fortnite fortnite, but we got YouTube. YouTube kids,
You want to see some crazy what you know what's
on YouTube?

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Kids?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Really weird ship really.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Yeah, yeah, it's on YouTube kids.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
That Pizzagate thing wasn't like a hoax, like like that
was real.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Hold On explained, I like, I know what pizza gate is, but.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
YouTube try to integrate YouTube kids to get kids off
of actual YouTube because of inappropriate content.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Right, So then they went over to YouTube kids.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Then people found out, hey, we can break the algorithm
and YouTube kids and make a million billion trillion dollars.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
If we just make wild stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
So they would make these animations with like on elsa
spider Man, but it was like a doun't esque enimations,
like Spider Man was eating people while we were giving
birth and crazy stuff like that. Like it was a
whole thing. But it's on YouTube Kids, so the kids
can watch it. But that's the whole point, because the
kids are gonna mindes we click around, algorithm's going to
feed them down into that thing.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Now we're getting to Pizzagate.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
If you don't know, bad's in bad images and videos
of things that should not be It's called cheese pizza
in a way to say it without Yeah, right, the
Pizzagate was leading kids down to videos that would make
them do wild enactments of things and then like do
like challenges and stuff to basically engage with bad people

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on the internet. Example, there's a dude, some British guy.
He's like, I'm very thirsty, are you thirsty? And then
he would pretend to be drinking water, but he's acting
as if he's thirsty, so he's panting.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
While drinking water. Yeah, this weird, weird, weird.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Chance were like, hey, what is my kid watching? And
then they're like, YouTube, what are they watching? And then
YouTube's like, it's not going against the guidelines, bro, there's
obviously subliminal things in this stuff. So it started a
whole fat and that's when like a lot of channels
and stuff start getting shut down because of this pizza
gate thing on YouTube, because like you have kids like
Ryan's World, like I'm a regular kid playing with toys,

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But then you have these other dudes.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Like what's his name, Brian's and o G he's done
nothing wrong with his whole life.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
A dude with a green dragon hand puppet and it
looks so cute and cuddly, but he makes the dragon
scream in despair, like.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
My eyeballs they're bleeding. I want to kill your family
like stuff like that. On YouTube kids. See that's the
problem with YouTube. They don't the whole out the rhythm
for YouTube kids, YouTube in general is it's horrible. They
have to have like AI running or something like there's
no way there's humans that. Seriously, there's no way. For

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years it's been God.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I like, honestly, even if audit, it doesn't sound like
it's gotten better.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
No, it hasn't.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I remember when I was a kid being way worse
because I would watch I like watching these like small
little documentaries about dumb shit that's happened and in my life,
you know what I mean, Just like between the time
I've grown up that I remember yea and like that area.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Or that era where like dark web videos that were.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Super fucking that's when we're all over We're.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
All over YouTube and everything like that.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I remember like waking up at like three o'clock in
the morning to like two Teletubbies force fitting a man
cat food in like a black and white you know
what I mean, and the dudes like strapped up with
like goggles.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
On his eyes like dead, and I'm just like, what
the fuck is this? You know what i mean? It's
just like a short film, but it seems so real
and like that's so.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Weird, that might be no experience.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I was like eleven, you know what I mean, I
wake up.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
I'm like, damn, this is terrifying, like I thought, you know,
like and then after that, I.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Started manifesting shit like there's a ghost of my creator, you.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Know what I mean. There was an Outlast mess me
up as a kid.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, Outlass was terrifying something like I'm not gonna lie,
like I know, like you get exposed to things like
different scary movies or like stories and stuff like that.
But I feel like, especially people like us and like
a little bit older, we know, like if I don't
strongly believe, it's not gonna be fucking real.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Yeah, because like the Slenderman killer, those twelve year olds
that did that ship are they probably get released from jail.
By the way, I think.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
She's finally razy raz and stuff like that, Like, yeah,
we had crazy people like that back in the day,
but it's way more prevalent now, like Momo Chon, Slenderman and.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Other stuff that made these kids.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
The freaking AI thing that happened a couple of weeks ago,
like kids kill themselves over there, oh yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
We didn't have that really when we're kids. That is
so crazy to me, by the way, the whole AI
girlfriend thing, and then it told him to basically kill
himself so we could like it bro insane.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
He was that message that he sent the AI, like
it's just the way that they like those those what
he was using. Wasn't a fucking app that you're just
gonna go on the Apple Store and then like down there,
you know what I mean, Like this is like a
super yeah to web browsers. So it's like this AI
isn't like Chat GBT or like the Snapchat AI. It's
not a multi billion dollar company that can throw all

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their money into this this artificial intelligence, you know what
I mean. So they have very short responses, very like
quick and like already program responses to all these questions.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
The AI is very basic. And so when he.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Says like I'm coming home, yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah exactly, you know, it's just like, oh, okay, come
home to me, eggs. But when he's like I'm gonna
kill myself because I miss you, it doesn't recognize that,
like this person is having an emotional breakdown right now
because he believes that you're real but because you're not,
you're gonna be like.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Lmao.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I feel you like the AI doesn't know how to
respond to something like that because it doesn't know what
it is. When they think of making an AI girlfriend,
they're not thinking we should make it understand suicide in
case someone wants to, you know, off themselves, because the
AI girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Is Ladder is just not there.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yeah, it's just not there.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
I don't know. I just feel like there should be
like some type of like.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Which is why I kid sooner be on it and
doing it.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yeah, exactly, how are you anyone or something like that?
You say fourteen fourteen? Yeah, I don't know. And it's
still like that's a very impressionable age. If I had
a I.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Remember all my anime girlfriends when I was fourteen, if
I got to talk to one in my fucking face
and like no.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Other real life girl liked me and like, oh, I'm
coming home to you whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Like you know what I'm saying, something like that's just
like when we were kids, Like we didn't have especially that, uh,
I guess exposure or even the ability to like. The
worst we got was legit a well chat rooms ohmegal,
and it's like like ten seconds or like, you know,
you had to be villagion in your parents being home
versus Oh, what are you doing, I'm talking to an

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AI robot.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Oh those AI robots, what are you doing? I'm talking
to some guy from Texas. Yeah, two completely different, especially
like how people react, because even people are like, oh,
that kid is so stupid. How do you kill yourself
over a robot? Buddy?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Show me your phone, because I bet you being other
people's DMS, like, don't be talking back to you. This
person's actually talking to them, so you probably you'd probably
be the exact same scenario.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
I don't know my thing is even if like they
do put like a restriction, Oh you gotta be eighteen
to use AI or whatever I gotta do is click
continue im E T and then the website's open, so
there's really no like way around it. Yeah, just get
rid of AI, give rid of all that shit.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
The people that have the means should just abandon themselves.
All these hacker dudes that can just hack the government
mainframe whatever. They should just be AI vigilantes. I see
an AI thing, go shut it down. Yeah, there's too
much power around the world and people aren't using it.
Like one of my favorite stories I love telling. Back
in I think it was like two thousand and nine

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or something, there's a famous.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Vibe video of this girl and like some Scandinavian country
throwing puppies.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Into a river like dead ass, just p pm.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
People hell.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
The internet that saw that did not like that at all.
They were like, oh hell nah. They found out where
that video was taken, where it was uploaded from. They
alerted the local authority, They got the girl arrested.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
And luckily some old lady that lived down.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
The river rescued all the puppies because she saw them
slowly drifting down.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
This is a whole It's exactly like, Man, I really
wish I can remember it's on Netflix. Yes, oh yes,
he knew exactly. Yes, that's exactly what I was saying about. Yeah,
that's exactly like, Yeah, that shit blew my mind.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I tried everyone in the deli to watch that when
I first saw it, because yeah, it's fucking insane.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
That shit blew my mind.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
The freaking bed sheet like only fourteen thousand people bought
this bed sheet and was at this store and was
I was like.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Yeah, like the way they found out everything was like
it was they should all be detectives.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
It was normal, normal people with a very specific set
of skills, Like in that situation, they had an entire
Facebook group, an entire you know, like basically you know
what I'm saying. But the fact that like a normal
person could do, like how you're talking about, how these
people with like power that needed to be you know
what I mean, like he humbled or so on and
so forth. It was in like two thousand into when

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some kid or two kids, one kid in the UK,
one kid in the US, they hacked the the CIA
and they were able to get a bunch of They
hacked the leader, not the leader, I keep saying leader,
but he was like the he was the he was
the leader. He was the fucking guy in charge of
the headsheep of the c I A. And they hacked
his email and got a bunch of ship. They completely
embarrassed him online and called him and fucked with him.

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Was like you you're a loser, you know what I mean,
you're white man, I remember, and yeah, and then they
got obviously they got caught later, but like they did
a lot to like you know, and it was during
when Anonymous was a huge thing because growing.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Up I wanted to be anymous. Were you serious, dude,
like I love?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
I was like, yeah, itels like you have your parents
who's watching the news thinking this is fucking Russia and
like they just hacked the CIA. But then you have
me looking at Anonymous being like this dog mean you
know what I mean, because they were both sides, like
they were genuinely both sides, Like there was a Anonymous
as fucking hilarious, and then it's like Anonymous dangerous, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Like I to this day, it's so hard to explaining
people like knowing about Like I used to go on
four Chan and shit all the time.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
I used to going funny dunk shot.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Like all your original meme funny all funny stuff, all
the original meme places. I was there when like a
lot of shit happened, all the freaking YouTube wars against
four Chan. I was there with four Chan went against Tumblr,
like everything, all this crazy stuff. So like Anonymous itself
like trying to explain to people and like it's literally
some kid in his mom's garage. It's got too much

(48:31):
time on the hand. Yeah, And I'm like, y'all think
cybersecurity is like I have a giant mainten frame and
D and it's like, nah, it's literally just I have
a key logger and it's just constantly putting in different
passwords until it cracks it.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Yeah, then I'm in, like it's and then I can
your life. But I thought Anonymous Lizard Squad all of
them were like the coolest people in the worst They
were doing cool shit though, Like Lizard Squad was like
taking down PlayStation Network for a couple of days and shit.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
Like there's a new one that did something recently.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
I'm trying to remember to Insomnia at games when they
oh I was talking about like it.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
Was either the government, the FBI or something recently.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
It was I think, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
What the furry So this is going south actually going ahead,
I'm going southbound.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I just want to say, a group of furries online
I forgot. Let's just just we'll find them. We'll find
the actual reason later. Let's just say it was like
the epstein actually google it right now. Furry hackers, furry hackers,
free hackers.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Might get you.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I was gonna say there was a kid who worked
for the CIA.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
And he and he leaked emails on discord.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah, he liaked all that ship on his gaming discord
because he was like, look I got clear and he.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Was playing with them. He was like, look, I really
am look at this.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
He used which is like the CIA's browser by browser
like Safari.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Oh okay, and so he.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Could just go in there and look up like aliens
and then it'll give you all the classified about that's why.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah, yeah, he caught screen and just past it and Discord.
So I forgot what their name is. I can't find it,
but basically a gay furry hacker collective. I guess it's
called Siege sieged SEC breached a major right wing think tank,
and apparently this right wing think tank whatever is the
main hub of the whole.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
Project twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
And I forgot the main reason they did it or
whatever is for gay people whatever. But they're like, legit
hacked them, got all their information, all the details of
Project twenty twenty five, all their like dirty laundry and stuff,
and they're like they can blackmail them, but if they
do it, that's a whole different can of worms.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
But they legit. They're sitting on like a.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Bomb right now and furries are random gay furry group.
Just we're tired of this.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I mean, that's what I'm saying, Like the.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Fact that a normal person like you put like a
couple of people like behind a fucking computer and like
they know everything about in life.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Yeah, it's like who they think is attacking them.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
It's like some Russian spy who's really attacking them, some
purple haired dude a pink bucket tail.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Like great, Like that blows my.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Mind, Like that's That's one also thing I think about
when I think of like how people view politics and
the government. It's like if y'all could just stop to
think for two seconds and how powerful two men are
versus one man that you have a group of like
these motherfuckers getting soy lattes in the morning and they're
hacking ship, they're making they're making moves.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
That's what I'm saying. We're here the damn mouck it
to our germs.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
My money.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Gone get your ass up and go get your money.
Like I say, we have lizards squad for president. Listens, President,
Everyone get their own count yep Lizer's Squad for President
twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Five, Sickle Forever in that war I'm trying to go
travel to Europe. Flights are too much, gas is too much.
Let's get it going.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
I can't afford to go to Europe. That's like my
dream trip. That's like that really is like a dream trip, though,
like you're ruined everything for me. I was ready to go.
I'm I'm about to get my passport renewed and everything.
He said we invaded, and I'm like, oh no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
Like ager bro, come home.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
What a spot like? I want to go to Amsterdam.
That's like dream that'd be pretty cool. Actually, yeah, answerdam yeah,
it would be wild. That's like you ever seen I
forgot which one it was. I think it's Harold and Kumar.
Where are they going to White Castle? Is that the
one where they would go to No, that's not the
one where they end up in Amsterdam?

Speaker 6 (52:27):
What the fuck did they do? In part two?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
They went to with Neil Patrick Harris. Yeah, yeah, they
were going on the road trip and they saw the
KKK guys and I think I think they were going
to Amsterdam. They were going to Amsterdam, yes, and they're yes,
And they got put in Guantanamo baby because they were
smoking weed on the plane.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yes, there's gonna be so many people with zero context,
Like I have zero context.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
I've seen Harold.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I'm only I'm only taking away like weed airplane kkk.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
He made a he made an at home bong to
smoke weed. And then he's he he looks okay. I'll
put in perspective. At the time when this movie released,
it was it was after nine to eleven, like a
couple of years after nine to eleven. So, uh, he
and he's a brown guy, and so he he's smoking
out of a bong in in the what is it
called airplane bathroom and he comes out with the bong

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and he's a brown guy, and so that they go,
it's a bomb, he's a terrorist. And then they put
him in Ganmo back, it's a bomb. Yeah, it's am
For those that don't have contexts.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Harolin Kumar is an original stoner movie from the back
of the Day.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Harold Heraldy is the one of them is in politics
now that he was with Obama. I think I think
that true story, true story.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I'm trying to remember. One of them is Asian, one
of them is Middle Eastern. I think Harold's the Middle
Eastern one. I forget it has been forever. The first
one is they're trying to go to white Castle. I
believe they're trying to get food or trying to get
money or something.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
There's a whole.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Journey of them getting sucked up and then going to
white Castle and they getting lost all on the way.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
You would love these movies. Second one is that sounds
like but like a little bit more more modern. Yeah,
modern for the time period.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
And the second one they're trying to go to Amsterdam.
But I think it's Harold. He's like a superstar. He's
that's why smoking the bathroom because he can't wait. And
then Kumar is like, bro, just fucking chill, like come on,
and so they go to Guantanamo Bay.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
If you ever heard of cock meat sandwich, that's where
that comes from, you know how, I say, Yeah, that's
where that came from. Yeah, there's an old school Stoner movies.
I believe that the second the best movies.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I believe the second Hayl Comer movie is the one
that spawned the Neil Patrick Harris conspiracy, where he's not
actually gay, is a straight man pretending to be a
game real life. That's why he plays straight roles. He
just asks like himself. But it adds to the mystery.
The whole thing is a whole He's in every show
he's in majority of them, maybe like a handful, like

(54:54):
he's gay, but.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Most of them he's straight. Wasn't he in the Smurch Yeah,
both of them, and he had a family. Yeah, yeah, see,
I know, I know my my history.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
I mean, Pedro Pascal is always is always playing straight
people in movies and everything like that, though, So.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
I mean I think it was just a big are
you calling Petro Pascal gay?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
He is gay?

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Wait? Actually, yeah, I did not know that. Are you
messing with my brain? Are you know he's gay? Really?
I didn't know that. I didn't know what His search
history is probably insane after today, My search history is insane,
sister Strand, Really, yeah, why do you know? All this?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I know is not out professionally though, so he hasn't
made a standing as I'm Pedro Pascal, I am a LGBT.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
So you're just putting words in his mouth.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
No, No, he's gay.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Like if you go on his Instagram account, he like
he has like a significant other that I at least
he used to riches with everything.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Yet I know that.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I mean a lot of people, especially like older generation,
they are not ones to have a big coming out
that's honestly a newer generation thing.

Speaker 6 (55:59):
They would just be.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Like this is my friend or this is this is
my fella, like.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Literally, like that's how they that's just how they move
and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Lady h from Drake and Josh, Oh my god, what
the movie lady? Oh, I know you're talking Red Hair
the Black Manager. Oh never mind, I do know what
you're talking about. But she, like example, well she looked lesbian.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
She came out, but she was like I can now
be more open about it because I think her grandma
or somebody passed away.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Oh that's crazy. Her grandma's old school, you know what
I'm saying. Funny.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Yeah, So like Petro, he's he's like open on on
social media and everything like that, so on and so forth,
but he just doesn't really care about like going out. Yeah,
just like going on a stage or like on TV
and being like just to confirm everyone, you know what
I mean, Like if you're really interested, just like google it.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
I don't go to that. Well, you know that's crazy.
That's how it would be. I know the man Laurian
was like that man be out there swangon.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Like he just played Gladiator like it's such a like.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Yeah, he's glad. He is the Gladiator.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
He was gladiating. Oh that's crazy, man, he's making money
Star Wars money. He got Glad, he Gator money, he
got that Zombie the he got that Nicolas Cage money.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Oh yeah, that's that ship that game.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
What I about to say, until the Last of Us
got money? Yeah, dude, he's in everything. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
One of my biggest pet pee's right now in the
media world.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
When someone does.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Well to everything Tom, Tom Holland, Chris Pratt, Yes, freaking
what was his name?

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Pikachu, Deadpool, Ryan Ran Pascal. No, he don't get no pass.
Yeah he started Pikachu and dead Pool, Danny, if you
should have been detected Pikachu, I signed the petition the
Pigachu thing. Yeah whatever, but who cares? Did you? Did
you see Detective Pikachu. I haven't finished it exactly because.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
The world is filled the Pokemon.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
So I started blasting, so I started popping.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
But Jenna Ortega, she became Wednesday one time, and then
Tim Burton's like, you're my Johnny Depp replacement.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
That's why she's in Beatle Juice and all this other
stuff coming out. Johnny Depp got proven innocent. Bring him
back to everything.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
No dum, what's his name?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton had a falling out because
of vision disagreement. I see, I see Tim Burton, Johnny Depp,
and then what's her name?

Speaker 5 (58:32):
I remember her name.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
I think she was in Harry.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Potter as well. The girl that girl, no, no, no, the
girl that Johnny usually hold on. I don't know anything
about Johnny Depp. I just know about him and Woodland Uh,
Sweeney Todd Uh. I just know Helena Bonham Carter. Who
that is. I'm trying to remember what role she was in.
Give me your IMDb girl. Come on, let's let's do it.

(58:57):
Let's do this as we wait. The Jeopardy soundtrack.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
And she was the voice actor of the Bride and
the Corpse Bride. Yeah, she wasn't Harry Potter. She's one
of the witches I've seen the first Harry Potter. That's
it anyway, her Johnny and then Tim Burton, there were
like a trio. Every movie tim Burton had, he had
them to in it, and then him and Johnny were like,
I don't fucking like the way this is going and
then you say it just like that the fuck out

(59:23):
of here, and.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
So they don't work together anymore, but she still works
with Tim Burton, so oh, I see, yeah, I love
Tim Burton. Tim Burton's great. The Batmands he made were
so good.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
I love them.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
They're they're fantastic. And then he also made uh he
made Coraline too, didn't he? I think? So? Yeah? Yeah,
and then he made a Nightmare before elm Street or no, no,
what nightmare before Christmas? Yeah? Yeah, same thing, like the course, Bryan,
that the whole storyline linear.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
I don't mind people getting their money, but it's like, one,
there's other people that need to eat, and then two
there's other people that.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
I mean, Hollywood's been like that forever though, go look
look back at all those eighty movies, Arnold Stallone, all
of them were in everything you know you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Got me, But it's still like, especially now, we should
be moving past that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Sometimes it's different, though, like what I can respect is
I don't I don't know if you guys, how do
you guys feel on sethrog I.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Love, Okay, I like sethrow. I feel like he hasn't
done anything in forever though he was just Bowser or
something like Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong. But yeah, but I
just he hasn't done anything cool.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
He he's not a character.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Though he is. Yeah, he's Seth Rogen in every movie,
and it gets to respect.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
Him to do something not Seth Rogan.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Actually no, if you he did do something not Sethrogan, I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
Thought he probably did. What I'm saying, there's nothing something
for him. I would not know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
I know, I know, I'm just saying I think he
like for one time, like recently.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I think he was in that one animated movie with
the Blue Blob Monster.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Oh he was. He was in the Ninja Turtles one.
Maybe I have not seen an he was so good.
I still haven't seen it. I still haven't seen the
new Transformers. I never got into Transformers like growing up
or anything. Transformers just dope. The Ride of Universals dope,
what the hell? I never throw that. But I never
got into like transformers or nothing to do ever get

(01:01:04):
into like Transformers or stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
I mean, like I was really into the animated show
when I was younger, but when it came to and
I like the ones that had Shila buff in it
in the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Get actually that when it was like Mark Wahlberg.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
And then the the other one, that's kind of when
I would like just like, damn, it's like super hollow, hollywoody,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Like they throw this girl through a spaceship and then.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Like through a Transformers like sucking, like you know what
I'm saying. And then like she's like she gets up
off the dirty ground, She's like gorgeous, you know what,
single scratch on her face. And then I was just
like damn when it comes to filmmaking, because that's what
I'm into now, Like I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Don't give a about fun.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
It is like a cartoon because I'm not I can
look at nine. I look at it and just be
like this kind of like movie bro.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Michael Baby, Michael Bays is not a great direct lusion
yet explosion explosion, explosion.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
That's what I like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
I hate that they I just want my goal in life,
Like my end goal is to be an animator. I
want to make like a short film or a TV show,
a movie, something that like that. We had, we had
like ed Na n Netty, we had like cur Dog, SpongeBob,
while the Coach shit family guy. I want to do
something like that because a lot of people in the
industry nowadays they want something fresh, they want something new,

(01:02:21):
but then they do dumb ship like refucking Vibe and
old i P and then throw it into the fucking
ground or gets some AI bullshit and make some not.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Even everything's a cash grab exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Speaking of Seth Rogan, you know with the movie like
Sausage Party, you know what I'm saying, like a bunch
of fucking Did they make a sequel to that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
They did.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
I don't know why they didn't come out the whole.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Show on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Stop playing playing with you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Really, I'm not playing with the.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Party stage Party was perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
It was I if you this fact that be Magham Opus,
he's fucking smoking crack. If he was like this would
be the funniest But the ship to ever put on
the face of the earth.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Oh, there is no second movie. It's just a TV show.
Yeah it's yeah, it's on it's actually on Amazon Prime.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Oh, then they must have taken off for swap or something.
That's what I saw enough.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
But literally, I remember watching Sausage Party, and I'm like,
if you came watching this expecting it to be like
the greatest animated thing of all time, No, you're stupid.
This was supposed to be the dummiest, raunchiest thing ever
to accumulate within the past. Like everything you miss about
the old days of saying the R word and gay
and this and that all the time, and million jokes

(01:03:34):
and stuff like that. This encapsulated everything at once and
put it right there for you to eat and dissolve it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
What it's even like that though, it was like hot
dogs and like bread buns having making sex jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I don't think you remember what was going on in there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Remember the waffles, the the hollaw all, you know the
Middle Eastern food.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
I know, I remember the Middle Eastern food.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
They got everything in there for you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
They oh yeah, shirt yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
There was a tweak too. I forget. It was a tweaky.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
It was like a tweet and it was like a
really like gay tweakie everything. I don't remember the Native
American guy, but they had the they had like a
bottle of sauce and like they made him Native American
and he would walk around and be like he I
rewatch it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
And then just every every every stereotype you see, every
bad joke you see.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Just pick a tally down, you'll have like a hundred.
By the was it really like that? I don't remember it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Don't tally it down, you'll get me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
The ending of this movie, they had the Jewish guy
and like the Pakistanian food, didn't they kids? Yeah, they
started having but they're both dudes and that was the
biggest like, uh, they're gay and it's like the Jewish
and Pakistanian.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
I see, I don't remember this movie. Remember disclaimer Joe
Rogan in other countries? Is it really yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Seth remember Seth Rogan, if I'm not mistaken, was raised Jewish.
That's why he's allowed to make those kind of jokes.
Y'all can't just run around like ha ha. Like Timothy
day Godo said it in a podcast, he was like,
you can make the jokes that you're allowed to make.
That's why, like Asian people can make Asian jokes and
they can talk funny because this is how it sounds

(01:05:19):
like to them. They are the ones who actually speak Asian.
If we do that, we're just we're just you know,
working up the wrong tree maybe like but.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
You know, that's what Sausage Party was for.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
It was forget all that raunchy debauchery out of our
system one last time.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
I don't Yeah, I don't remember that movie at all.
Just watch it again.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
I think it is. I don't know if it's probably
like on YouTube with some ads.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
Yeah, dude, I hate adds so much. I will I
will always pay like two dollars extra to get no
ads on a streaming service. I don't care. No, I do.
I know, I do not care. I'm not doing ads.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
I mean I do it for Spotify.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
That's different. I'm on a family plan. I so for Spotify, Yeah,
shout out the family plan I have. But for my
HBO Max, I have the most like whatever HBO Max. Yeah,
because I'm not watching ads. I hate ads. It's it
kills the whole thing. I'm my nineties baby, so I'm
used to them. I grew up on cable. I'm used
to I'm used to like commercials and everything. But I

(01:06:18):
don't like them. I hate them. I want to watch
my ship.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Remember the old days of Netflix let me just go
to the damn red box and get it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Man, the old days of Netflix, you don't even go
to a red box. You ordered it online. Oh you're right, Yeah,
I had. I had a pirate movie for god knows
how long, for forever, but the bill was racking up,
maybe got to thirty dollars because it was probably like
a penny a day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I feel like you just never if you like, never
gave it back. Let's say you want a million dollars.
So eventually just got obliterate it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
So it's not like it mattered, you know what I mean,
because there are no more fake money.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
I don't even think they I don't even think they
like accept payments on them anymore. That's not even a
thing for Netflix. Red box isn't a thing anymore. It's
crazy that, you know, those scales at publics, you know,
those aren't like once they break, they're broke broken forever
because they don't make them anymore, you know, like the
little wait skinned. Yeah that's why. Yeah, that's how Yeah,
that's how old stuff's get it. Man, It's crazy. They

(01:07:12):
don't know how to fix it. That's crazy. It's they
just don't make like parts for it or somethingmore. That's
why I respect tinkrews man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Figure out how that shit work, because you can't let
these things done, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
You can always you can always fix something.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
I feel like my my biggest thing with I understand
like technology need to break down.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
People need to make their money whatever, So yeah, break
my microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
But when it comes to like ideas or like projects
or stuff like video games, music, books, movies, unless it's
absolutely god shit trash, it doesn't need to be blessed
with the life on earth.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Preserve it somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
That's why I hate like gang game companies that like
the whole like discless ship now.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
The gaming they need, the whole digital buying games needs
to be refurbished redone. Because you don't own any of
the games you buy digitally, they can take it from
you at any single time and they'll never tell you that.
You have to like really really really read to figure
that out. People are realizing that now, like, holy shit,
I'm paying seventy dollars for a game and I don't
own it. Off the market. I know you spend one

(01:08:12):
hundred and twenty dollars on the promo. Yeah, but you're
never gonna be able to play it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
So it also ties everything to your account. So if
for some reason can't get into your Xbox account one
day when you have a thousand games that you bought online, Yeah,
you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
Buy a new Xbox and throw the discs in or
like we have a hard drive. That's why you get.
I mean, you can always take out the internal hard
drive as well, but that's a lot of work when
I can just buy the disc and I'm sorrying to realize, like,
oh shit, I need to go back to disc because
you don't own all the games. And then you see
these games that are getting taken off the marketplace jump
extremely high in value and disc and all that shit,

(01:08:46):
and it's a good way to make some cash. But
it's crazy. You really got to start buying games on disc.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
You's also got people like me like it's also convenience
in like some games I have the disc. Some games
I don't feel like installing my fucking Xbox when I'm
playing it on game pass. Then one day I took
it off game Pass. Now I gotta go, you know
what I'm saying, Like I was in the middle of
playing this game. You're just ruining my gamer experience, not
gonna make room to put the game on my fucking thing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Well, now the problem is you also the newest consoles,
you have to pay extra to have a disk slot.
There is no dish tray into and the one of
the PlayStations in one of the xboxes because they want
you to go digital.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
So I just take your money to take the X
series and the S series, both of them.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Neither of them have six series.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Yeah, the X one has, so which one doesn't that series?

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
The series, the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
One that looks like the white one that looks like
a DVD player, That one's the digital and the refrigerator
is the one the dislot.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
But how about the white refrigerator.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
You have a white refrigerator. No, that's just I think that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
I mean everyone I feel like.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Talking about. I think they made that. They made a
white one. That's ball. They made a white one. Yeah,
but I don't think it has a disc that was
definitely has it has. Yeah, No, the white one doesn't
coming out, so I don't think it does.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Really yeah dumb that Yeah, that is dumb. See what
I'm saying, bro, Actually dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
They're coming out with the white Yeah, it's a white
version of the fridge that you have, but it's not
gonna have a diss thing.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
Actually dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Yeah, that's stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:10:14):
Actually, man, I was waiting for the white one too.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
That is so stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Sure, yeah, I mean that's the point. It's like the
white one that the series s it doesn't have a disc.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
They're putting out that they're.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Making that version, but they're making it freaking it's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
The same thing. It's just white and it's not gonna
have a disc.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
So dumb, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
I hate I hate. I hate that, Like I'm a dude.
Like it's not even the fact of like the because
I know a lot of people, like they'll buy the game,
install on their thing, have the hard drive whatever, so
they have it on both. I'm very the fact that, like,
if I can get the game in the easiest medium,
I'm gonna take it as what I'm saying, Like some games,
I'm not buying if it's on game pass.

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
I'm just gonna play game.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
That's why I do. With the news called Duty and
the thing with no dislot the biggest thing for me
is you're you Backwards compatibility is a big thing for
the Xbox. How am I not going to be able
to put my three sixty disc into an Xbox and
play old games that you say I can play on
your console. There's no discrive now with that, what do
you want me to do? I'm good. I was happily
playing Black Ops one. Well, they fixed the COD servers.

(01:11:17):
They're straight now, Okay, happily playing Black Ops one and
ship on my No you can find any well, the
new cod's popping so I don't know about now, but
a couple months ago you can find m W two,
MW three, all of it. They fixed all those servers.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Stop taking the good stuff away from us.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I completely agree Left for Dead two? You ever played
Left for Dead two? The best game of all time?
To this day, people still play on Yeah, I do
anything like I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Get every time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
There was a point where I would come home for
the podcast and it was like, I mean, obviously it's
for like a month straight, because it was every week
we did it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
I'd pull up and he was.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Just playing dead Yeah grind you know on that on
that place, I think it's a good spot to leave
the podcast where like the longest podcast we've ever done,
I think, yeah, no, probably it's like it's like one
of them. It's definitely up there. But I hope everyone
has a great day. Thanks for listening Episode thirty Mad.
Thanks for hopping on Thanksgiving. We didn't even mention that

(01:12:09):
Thanksgiving tomorrow. Yeah dude, Yeah, Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Turf Turkey,
I hate Turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Turkey's garbage, quail, enjoy your honey ham, Enjoy that that things.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Getting salted caramel ham.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Oh that sounds that sounds insane. That sounds actually kind
of grass the honey ham.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
So he shout out to all the fried Turkey's deep
fried butter batter turkeys this year.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
Baby,

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