Orangutanabangin

The Dude's talk about people on Death Row (Not Records... Like Snoop and Dre) and their last meals... and what they would want as a last meal after seeing the movie "Long Legs"...
ORANGUTANABANGIN!!

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Episode Transcript

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Get Wig, Wicked, get wigedwiged wiged takes seventy two, Take seventy
two Action and welcome to dude.Problem problem that cars never clean. Every
seple take in the same root seeingno money in the bank, no gas

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in my tank, don't know whatto do, don't know what the thing
do. Come. Wow, whata intro that was? That was that?
That whole thing just gonna stay inthere. This is legit, Like
the seventy seventh take, it reallyis. Yeah, we've been stuttering almost
every time. No, it's noteven that. I mean it's stuttering the
first it's zobby noises, it's minecraftimpressions. I was rapping. It's wrapping

(00:44):
stuff stuff bars that cannot be seton the podcast. Yeah, I know
I should have took my riddling.Uh huh uh. That is that your
medication. It just locks you in, It keeps you focused. It's the
schedule. It's on the same levelas cocaine. It's legit. Fuck all
that. We don't need schedule.We don't need a schedule. I gotta
watch my language. We're like,we don't need a schedule, we don't
need to catch fifty seconds into thispodcast and I already dropped an f bum.

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Shame on me. I'm like thirtyseconds back in time and I'm swimming
my ass off. Why you sweatout, you're in a hoodie. I'm
gonna hoie. It's because we don'tsee a movie after this. We are
gonna go see a movie. Whatis it called long Legs. Yeah,
we're gonna go see long Legs,Daddy, Long Legs a spider. Yes,
that's exactly what it's about. No, I'm gonna I'm actually so what
about what is this movie about?I don't know a damn thing. So
I also don't know what damn thingabout it. Other than the fact that

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it's like the new trendy movie,I would say, yeah, right right,
it's so exciting. It's about anFBI agent trying to catch a mery,
creepy serial killer. That was thatis played by Nicholas Cage, which
is what's interesting to me. NickCage is in this movie. Nick Cage
is the main he's the serial killer. I've never seen him play like a

(01:51):
part like that. I always wantedto see the Nick Cage movie where he
plays himself, but I never sawit. I forgot what it was.
What movie is that forgot what it'scalled. Probably a really shitty movie.
Yeah, I saw his like fiveNights at Freddy's Wonderland. Yeah, it
was actually like it was kind offunny. I thought it was just kind
of Yeah, it's like one ofthose shitty movies where you're like, wow,

(02:12):
this is shitty. But remember whatthe ending was. I remember a
damn thing. Everyone became friends.I really yeah, I'm almost possible.
I just remember there's one scene whereit cuts in on his face really serious,
So that's dead ass all they rememberfrom the movie. Yeah, I'm
excited to see Nick nick Cage playactual serial killer. Yeah. I didn't
know Nick Cage was in this.That's so funny. And I guess it's
a horror movie too at the sametime, so it's not just like a

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thriller, like, oh, I'mgonna catch a serial killer and be like
a really badass cup and stuff.I guess it's gonna be a little spooky,
spooky, little spooky, spooky,spooky, spooky spooky, little spooky
spooky spooky. So I'm excited.I don't typically partake in spooky movies because
most spooky movies I don't. Ijust don't like it's not that it's spooky,
it's just that it's like you're sayingyou a little bitch, yeah,
little bitch boy. Damn no,I don't. I don't partake in that

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many spooky movies. I like moviesthat are like suspenseful. Yeah, yeah,
more than like I'm gonna I'm I'mhere to get the scared. Yeah.
That was such a oh because yourbrain is running twenty miles. That
was probably the worst star I've everhad on this podcast. You're broken,

(03:16):
hold on, that's crazy. Wellyeah, the double I just forgot about
that. I deserve that. I'msure I'll get one. Dude, I
for really that was bad. Thathappened. That was really bad. It's
okay. It's okay, though,I'm like seven and zero for actors.
And speaking of Nicholas Cage as likeserial killer and ship serial killers fucking crazy

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like them are yeah. Same.We were talking about this earlier before the
podcast, just like what the fuckgoes on? And dude, I need
to watch what I'm saying my language. You know what, You're self aware
that I know. No, it'sbecause I hear like I don't like think
about it, like it's just selfconsciously and then I hear it come out,
I'm like, man, what amI doing? But uh yeah,
it's just like what's going on intheir mind? Dude? Like how do
you do that? There? Idon't understand. It's crazy because what we

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were talking about is like how interestingserial killers get with their situations. You
know what I mean? Dude?Back in the like seventies, it was
just free rain. People were doingwhatever, like the Nightcrawl. Not is
it the Nightcrawler? I think it'sthe Nightcrawler. That's that's a song.
No, not a band. Itmight also be it is a band,
but there's a there was called theGrowlers, and it is a song.

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I'm right, the Growlers. Alright, all right, yeah, everyone's get
I know, but yeah, Iknow the what was I just saying?
Oh yeah, the Nightcrawler. Hewas like he picked up people. He
picked up like college girls who weretrying to hitchhike because that was like the
thing. Ever, he was theog doing that. Dude. He was

(04:45):
uber. He was uber, buthe killed people, so it wasn't like
that, so it wasn't a gooduber service. He definitely didn't have five
stars. No, he one,probably zero dude, and and but no
zero reviews because they're all dead.Actually, like radios, they probably gave
him a five star for just lettinghim go. I'm one of them.
He like killed their friend and thenwas like, I'm gonna kill you,

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but then he freaked out. Hefreaked out and he didn't kill her,
and he like dropped her off andwas like, just don't tell him when
I killed your friend. And Ithink that's how he got caught. Yeah,
I might be mistaken, but I'malmost positive is how he got caught.
That's insane. Yeah, because obviouslyhe's insane. He's insane. John
Wayne Gacy, the actual clown killedSorry to cut you off the dude,

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you have a great view. I'mgoing to say something about what's going on
right now when it comes outside.Oh yeah, dude, did you see
the video I took. Dude,I'm sorry to like completely change this topic.
We do it all the time.I feel like I know the viewers
be used to that by now.Dude. How long are they going to
talk about this topic before they switchonto something. Look at this weather,
dude. Oh yeah, Jaden isshowing me insane. So they're outside my

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house. That's so funny. There'sa trash can you know the track,
Dude, is that two of them? Yeah, bros, that's insane.
Yes, bro, the wind tookit. Yeah, the big old tubs
that you put all your trash bagsin. That the the trucks going by
and pick up you know what Imean, that you put in your driveway.
Whatever they're called. There's no specifictrash Yeah, right, you're right,

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you're right. Anyway, trash canI think of like small metal trash
can, small little trash can.Laughing at you. They're moving, they're
being blown around. We had thewind and anyway, serial killer before we
start talking about garbage, not we, you know it's we, No,
it was you. You were likebefore we started, you're talking about I

(06:29):
saw the lightning. Everyone's gonna hateus with all these stupid noises. I
know we're insane. I know.Oh yeah, self aware. Yeah,
I'm gonna know next next podcast,there's gonna be like a taser on me.
And every time I do it,I'm just gonna I know they'd be
sick. Actually, we should giveit to each other. You don't curse.
I curse way much like too muchon the podcast. We should just
give it to each other so wecan zap each other. Be fun a

(06:51):
little podcast, random moments like noteven just when we curse, just like
you'll be in the middle of aconversation you know, no then because then
if it's not no, because thenthat would make me curse. Jaden's gonna
get like really deep with you guys, and like just very emotional and I'm
just gonna szat the shit. Idon't think we've ever got deep or emotional
on this pod. There's been deeptalk. There's an episode called deep Talk.
Was it really that deep though?Yeah, I mean it's just we're

(07:13):
just talking deep talk. Oh.I think it had to do with like
our future and everything like that.But John Wynn Gacy was the very first
clown murder killer situation bro, andhe put kids like in his base no,
not his basement, but under hishouse. That is insane. What
a crazy transition. That was beautiful, you know what I mean, I

(07:36):
even notice it. We have multipleconversations at the same time. If you
can find someone else you can dothat that isn't me and Jayden, I'll
give you fifty cents. Fifty cents, I'll give you fifty because they probably
can't find someone if I can findmultiple people, and it's like I get
multiple fifty cents. So if Ifind two people, would I get it
to dollar? No, that's insane. Oh no, I can't afford a

(07:58):
doue dollars. I can't afford todo doll dollars much. You know how
much a dollar goes? No itdoesn't. Yeah, it's a dollar anywhere
unfortunately has not up or down.But no, dude, characters are not
characters serial killers. Yeah, they'rejust characters. Really, No, they
really are, though they're interesting characters. There's uh, they're locked. Harry

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Harry uh Fager, Harry Fager,that's the murderer who uh he killed a
doctor for medicine. What you likehe killed a doctor he gave thee or
like he killed the doctor and thentook the medicine. No, like,
he killed the doctor and then tookthe medicine. He he his goal was
to go and kill the doctor andthen take all the medicine. I don't

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know if it works like that.It does not, because then he was
convicted and then he he was giventhe death sentence for just the one murder,
which is insane because everyone's murdering everyonenow and like they're not getting us.
Yeah, but that was like wayback in the day where it was
way back in the day where itwasn't cool exactly killing people was not cool.
Actually, no, this really was. I think there was. Yeah.
March fourteenth, nineteen sixty three.He has an on Wikipedia. Yeah,

(09:05):
I do have what? Yes?What you have it on Wikipedia?
I see, I guess the wikiGoogle. It's just a meme, bro,
I my fault. Dude. Whengiven the death sentence, you're you're
given the option to choose what youwant to eat for your last meal.
And he chose an olive with apit inside of it. And the reason
he chose that is because when hedied, he wanted was my is my

(09:28):
audio bad? Yeah? Just saythat. I don't take hints like that.
Get it closer to my mouth.That's so much better, really,
yeah, such like a big difference. Yeah. So the reason he got
an olive the pit in it isbecause when he died, he when wherever
they buried his body, they wantedan olive tree to grow from his body.
That's what he wanted, that's what. But that doesn't work like that.

(09:50):
He's kind of dumb. Yeah,that's like, you know, need
cherry pits. I've eaten watermelon seeds. I hate watermelon seeds. I don't
eat watermelon if there's a seed init. I fucking hate the seeds.
That's okay, dude, Okay,it's okay. Yeah, dude, I
hate the seeds. Seeds are disgusting. Why do you hate the seeds in
a watermelon? Huh? Why doyou hate the seeds in a watermelon?

(10:11):
Why do I hate them in thewatermelon? I don't know, I don't
know. It's just like that crunchiness, that little bit like yeah, sometimes
it's you're disgusting. I'm so sowe're ten minutes in. We can't cut,
guys. I'm so sorry. You'reactually so gross. Guys, you're
disgusting, guys. I am sosorry, banished, banished from my podcast.
So sorry, guys, I amso sorry, banish from the pod.

(10:35):
But yeah, no, I meanI just think that's I think that's
that. Oh yeah, no,watermelon seeds interesting. Yeah, you're weird.
Yeah, I don't know, expand it's they're weird to me because
some of them are yellow and someof them are black, and I don't
get it. I don't get iteither, thank you. Plants, biology,
yeah, marine science shit stupid allthose classes and ship who needs them?

(10:56):
You know what I mean? Whocares school? I ain't take me
a thang. So hypothetically, ifyou dump did though a murderer, well
my last movie, Yeah, andyou got called like what would your last
meal? Some baby back ribs,beef beef ribs. You can go insane
by the way, I know Iwasn't okay, I wasn't done. I'm
just making sure I wasn't done.Okay, Okay, I'm doing. I'm

(11:20):
doing some some beef ribs. Okay, but they gotta be like the best
ribs. They gotta like fall offthe bone. I'm really picky by ribs.
I love ribs, okay uh.And then I want I want a
seafood boil, crableg shrimp or notlobster. Sorry corn potato. Dude,
you're making me want to kill somebody. Man, Dude, we should go
get grabb I don't want to spendfifty dollars on a meal. I take

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that back. I also can't getseafood boil before I get it with Valancy,
and she'll be mad. I gottatake her to get seafood boil.
She's been wanting seafood boil for solong. No one has to know.
Bro, it's just a boil.I'm taking her on Thursday. Well we're
not going to get a boil anyways, but it's just a boil. I
was just getting movies. Uh itsounds like you said boobies. Uh where
was I going with this? Oh? Yeah, yeah, so bail uh

(12:03):
huh and like some really good seasoningup in that bitch to make it real
nice. Oh cajun, Yeah,sure, cajun, sure, sure,
get some old bay up in theretoo. Mm hmmm mm hmm. I
want my mom's mac and cheese.I want my mom's banana pudding. I
want my mom's transleches. Uh man, this is hard. Shout out mom

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though. Yeah, bro, she'ssuch a tall three. She's so good,
she's so good at cooking anyways.Uh. Then I want I want
a cheat burger with bacon. Iwant bacon on the side. I want
hash browns, and I want Frenchtoast and uh yeah, I think that's
it. Oh and I want likefour gallons of like, hmm, what

(12:52):
the drink? That's the hard part. Yeah, oh yeah, what's drink.
That's the hardest part. I actuallyknow my drink. Hm hmm.
If you go to Firehouse sub theyhave this cherry limemaide and I want the
sparkling ones really good. That one'syeah, I want to I want like
four gallons of that stuff is reallygood. Boom. I show them my
Explorer badge, my Firefighter Explorer badgethat I still have them when I was

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in the Explorer Academy. Uh huh. And they give me the free drink.
That's so cool. I love it. I'll just go in there and
get a free drink sometimes just becauseyou came, Just because I can.
I'll go to Target and be like, let me go to free drink real
quick. Yeah yeah, I'll flashmy badge and then I go. Then
I go get a turkey Bacon ranch. But instead of turkey, I get
him respect because I fucking hate ahjust because I hate turkey reparations. Yeah,

(13:37):
smok yourself. I hate yourself.Pinch yourself. Do something. Yeah,
bro, every time you see me, like curse or something, just
like scream. No I don't don'tscream. I already did. I wasna
say scream. I already screamed.I'm sorry, probably just say an even
worse curse word to take off theattention. Take the attention. Oh that
works, you know what I mean? That works. We're thirteen minutes in
and I've dropped maybe like seven.I respect. I don't do what you

(14:01):
got it to. Everyone's gonna tunein. They're gon be like, wow,
this guy just says that bomb everyword. You know, you're a
sailor. I am a sailor.A sailor, Yeah, you're a sale.
I don't know where I get itfrom. I just decided I don't
know, probably like growing up playingvideo games. I feel like that's where
I got it from. Probably Iwas like eleven, playing with like forty
year old dude. I was playingmy first video game. Is g T
A four fact? Exactly? Yeah? Actually that explained so much. Yeah

(14:24):
it's okay, that's fine, that'sall right. We do better, bro,
Yeah we do. You look atthis? You look at this?
Really cool? Uh? Keycha ornot? Keychain? A bottle opening is
Oh that is really cool. I'llbuy that off of you. Why I'm
kidding, I want it. Ihave a belt that has a bottle opener.
I have scissors bottle open got itfrom kitchen scissors. Huh kitchen scissors?

(14:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, insane. Honestly, if I was,
yeah, dude, if I oh, what oh your last mail? Yeah
it's here, Okay, big thinking, big think, yeah, huge thinking.
I would probably only because this islike the one thing I'm gonna say
like at this moment, because I'mlike in that phase of my life,
you know what I mean. Andit's kind of all because like oatmeal,

(15:07):
Dude, I would get a mediumso I don't get too full, you
know, a medium McDonald's meal.Don't blame me because I order pounder,
just cheese, medium fry sweet see, and a guava cheese pie. Ty.
Please get a time out real quick. Do not blame me for your

(15:28):
McDonald's addiction. I won lottery andgot the boys food one time, and
then you got and then and thenever since then you just go to McDonald's.
Religiously, that's not my so yummy, bro, I was not eating
McDonald's as much as I am likethis McDonald's after this podcast, Um,
should we sneak it into the movies? Is that possible? Yeah? I

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mean, I was just it's asynopolis. There are a bunch of fourteen
note kids, I just want theyactually care. They're so anal, I
doubt they even let you bring itback back. They're so I put a
blanket in there, like eating color. I just eating my color. That's
insane. Now I want to eata while watching the movie. That's way
better. I was eating my carwhile watching YouTube, like I'm on break.
You know, I'm gonna put moremy money towards like the Truffle fries

(16:11):
or something snopolis, eat and watchthe movie. No, like a pizza.
Gross, That's what I'm gonna do. I don't like jealous, I
don't like spending money. And umm, yeah so medium medium medium? What
quarter pounder with just cheese, Okay? And then I would do the strawberry
cheesecake pancakes from Cracker Barrel. Ohyeah, that that stuff is so delicious,

(16:38):
so good. It's just cheesecake filling. It sounds so sweet, but
it's it is. It's definitely likea dessert, a Chipotle burrito with el
pasto or chicken and guak. Everythingelse can be up to them. I
really don't care. As long asI have those two things in between some
nice shopped tortilla, I'll be happy. Um when it comes to dessert here,

(17:00):
I know I have the pancakes,but dude, I gotta go like
you need a big old tell oftill a monk. No hogging dolls,
mango ice cream, that's so weird, hoggin dolls, mango ice cream for
sure. And a fat steak,a fat steak, fat steak like a
fat steak like wagoo. Yeah.Just couldn't just to say you've ate weg

(17:21):
yeah, because I've never had itbefore. This the last thing I die,
and then I'm gonna need, likeI first of all, a leader
of d C. I want aleader of DC. What do you mean?
I want to chug? A leaderof diet coke? Oh oh,
that's so weird. You remember whenwe went to waffle house and the girl
didn't give you a refill because yougot diet code. That was so mean.
It was talked about that on thepodcast. It was so mean.
That was hilarious. Why don't youbring that up? I hate that that

(17:44):
was because I think about it allthe time. Corporate I'm gonna get their
fired. They don't care. I'mjust kidding. It is sad, though
it's hilarious. She did end upgiving me a refill though, did she
Yeah? Uh oh, we gotto pop up on the computer. I
hope it doesn't cancel out the podcast. And if it does, open up
team speak. What's happening here?Maybe it's a voice voice activity. It's
voice activatd no voice activated remote control. All right, there we go.

(18:06):
We're good. We're good, don'tworry. And honest, that's all I
could really think of, dude.I couldn't think. Oh, maybe like
a bag of talkies. I couldsee you sucking up a bag of talkie.
Yeah. I really love talkies.I really enjoy talkies, I said.
I said the word. So that'swhy I went, oh, oh,
I see, I see. Itwas a cute little scratchy face.
I like it again. You're selfaware. I'm proud of you, Jayden.
You're making steps towards a better life, dude, And you're right.

(18:27):
I went five minutes without saying it, So you know what I mean?
I did pretty good. You puton a timer and just stop it.
Now. I can see. Ican see the time right here. You
see the time? Yeah? Howlong we've been recording the track of it?
Yeah? Last time I said itwere at thirteen. We're at eighteen
though very good, very good.But what I was what I was interested
in saying earlier about what was goingon outside. Dude, this is my

(18:47):
favorite kind of weather. I lovethis weather. The fact that we're going
to a movie. I really hope, Jayden, you don't even understand you.
If I like, if there's likea little bit of thunder during this
movie and I can I can hearit, I'll just be like, I'm
gonna be you know that song,yeah, Fallout boy, that's kidding.
Say do you like imagine get yourwhite boy music right? Do you like?

(19:11):
Oh they're okay? Imagine dragging thesenuts? Question? And I'm I'm
just gonna go die. So I'mjust gonna go die in my room.
I know my stepfather taught me thatone. He taught you that one.
Really, dude, He's he's theking of these nuts jokes, is it?
Unfortunately? Yeah, I believe it. Believe he came up with so

(19:33):
many. Honestly, like, Inever really thought of things like all these
and Windy's when it came to likethese nuts jokes. I've always looked under
there. These nuts look underwear.Ah may say underwear, but NA do.
When I was he would always hitme with something to say, Hey,
do you I mean your mom's goingto all these for groceries and ships
or anything you want. I'm like, typically she goes to publics and he's
like, yeah, you don't likeall these and I'm like, I mean

(19:56):
I like all these. He's likeall these nuts and it's just great.
He's like, I'm gonna I'm gonnaget something to eat Taco Bell. He
knows they didn't like talk about thetime. I was like, can we
get Windy's And he was like,oh, you like Wendy's. I'm like,
oh, dude, I I almostsaid it. I love Wendy's.
And then he was just like youlove when he's on Windy's nest smack in
the face. It gets me everysingle time Wendy's instead of a McDonald's.

(20:17):
No, I don't want to doWindy's Bride. I can't. I'm not
on Windy's wave anymore. Shut up. Also, Windy's is free because I
gift cards. Is it really?Damn? Just because I do kind of
want to go McDonald's. I justdon't like their fries. Do you like?
Everyone like? I don't get Idon't care because I'm not going to
get a fry. You know theirfries. I'm not gonna get a fry
either, are all right, Butburgers are amazing. You get a baconat

(20:38):
or no mao, and that's thebest fast food burger you can ever get.
And I'm getting so defensive right now, you are getting very defensive.
I'm not gonna say. I'm notgoing to put my opinion out there.
Don't say your quarter power with cheeseis better, because it's notice, dude,
my quarter pounder with just cheese.You don't chicken challenges. No,
I'm not gonna tell you what Ido. You know what it is that's
insane. Bring that up. Peopleare gonna look that up and like,

(21:00):
dude, what the don't don't lookup the MC chicken challenge. Okay,
it's a Twitter challenge from like twentysixteen. When you're the age of twenty
two and you're listening to this podcast, I would I would recommend looking up
the mid chicken challenge. You're theage of twenty four, twenty five,
you probably do know what the chickenchallenge is. Yeah, but I mean
if you don't and you're at thatage like twenty five and above, I

(21:21):
would just advise not doing it atthat point in your life. You don't
need to worry about this kind ofshit. Don't don't look up the McChicken
chicken, the McChicken Twitter challenge,I would advise not to. Definitely,
don't even put Twitter. Don't goon Twitter and look it up either.
I don't know. This is fromlike almost ten years ago. I don't
know if it would still be onthat. That's the insane part. Almost
ten years ago. I was ten. Yeah, no way, I was

(21:42):
that kind of shit on social yearsago. That's insane. Yeah, that's
why I'm as messed up as Iam today. Yeah, me too,
all this media bullshit ever since Iwas ten. Dude. Yeah, but
it's a challenge, tide paw challenge, okay, challenge. Genuinely never seen
a tie pod challenge video in mylife. Yeah dude, really Yeah,

(22:03):
that's really yeah, Oh dude,that's the same. I mean you look,
I think we looked at up lasttime when it came on the podcast
or I don't know if you have. Yeah, we saw the stat That's
why I don't believe this stands.People were dead and I don't believe them.
What do you mean you believe them. It's Google, Google who died?
Yeah, because like they're just tryingto give pop them. Yeah,
because tide pods are actually kill you. Have you seen someone drink detergent?

(22:23):
They start foaming out the mouth andinstantly die and blood starts coming out of
their eyes. No, I actuallyhave not. Yeah, really, that's
a real thing. It's disgusting.Yeah, how have you seen that?
It's on Twitter. I'm just bescrolling through, That's what I mean.
Like, you don't even mean tosee stuff like this. Bro. You'll
go in there and look up likehow to clean your clothes, and then
there's a lady drinking detergent. It'sinsane. What a crazy switch, you

(22:47):
know what I mean. But I'mjust trying to figure out how to use
my new, brand new washer andI just see a lady drink laundry detergent.
Yeah, that's a pretty gory thing. I don't want to should be
the podcast title drinking laundry Detergent?Should we do the challenge laundry Detergent Check?
I can hear the rain on theroof. It's so relaxed, dude,
It's like thundering lightning all the shibacco. I don't know where this weather
came from. Dude. It waslike this every day. No, it's

(23:10):
not yesterday. I was pissed becauseit was supposed to be like this and
then it wasn't like this every dayof the week. It's like, not
like this this. It's been rainingnow consistently all day for the past couple
hours. It has not like yesterday. It rained for maybe like thirty minutes
and it sprinkled, and I waspissed. I mean, you said ninety
chance of rain at eight pm andthen it barely rained, lik aally yawning.

(23:32):
That's how you know? This isso relaxing, the rain, the
dimmed light against the blinds of thewindows. Yeah, even understand what I'm
saying. I do I do.If we turn off these lights right here,
I would probably fall asleep, genuineYeah, I'm so dude. I
got we gotta your energy drink beforethe movie. I might fall asleep.
I'm down for an energy drink.Yeah, I definitely fall asleep in the
I love a good energy drink.Yeah. We gotta go to publics anyways,

(23:56):
So yeah, you do have togo to publics anyways. Yeah,
we not me. We you dohave to go to public Okay, just
okay, I forgot you got togo to publics. But you're gonna go
We're gonna take separate cars. You'regonna go to Windy's and I'm gonna go
to McDonald's. This is the dumbestthing I've ever heard me? What is
this podcast turned into I don't knowus dude? US US having problems mentally

(24:19):
that we don't talk about problems?Actually the podcast that does not We are
the problems. That's actually dude.I just we are with the secret out.
It's not dude problems. It's dudes. Who are the problem? Dudes
are? Yeah, and you knowwho the dudes are? US problems?
Yeah, dudes are I see whatyou probably I don't know, you know

(24:41):
they're us. I tried, We'rethe dudes. I tried. You know.
This reminds me of you want toknow how you want to know how
I got the name for this podcast. We thought of it. No,
we walked around going dodass forever andthat was we always said dudes. So
I was like, oh we didalways say dude? Yeah, no,
of course, because when we werethinking about it, we're like, yo,
do is problems, problems that thatwould have been an insane title for

(25:06):
the podcast. Welcome back to Welcomeback to as dude ass, where I'm
not gonna say what I was gonnasay, because we're not. That's not
what we do. That's not whatwe do. This extremely bad weather reminds
me of the time that I wassitting at the bus stop waiting to get
picked up to be taken to schoolvery early in the morning and it's been

(25:27):
pouring down rain all night. That'ssuch a crazy, like switch up here
the whole topic, right, AndI walked down, like call the sack.
You don't want to talk about tryingto switch up the whole topic.
You want to continue talking about duass? How how like entertaining can talk
about dud as more than five minutes. I was just making sure there's no
way that they're sitting here, said, these guys aren't talking about you.

(25:52):
Gotta go back to the Let's goback to the We're already back and see
we are back on. It waspretty quick. Now we're back on.
See you talk about the would askyou to get addicted. It started raining.
It did start raining. It startedraining, dude. I was standing
I started I got addicted to therain. Got you addicted to the dude
aash insane? The bus got meaddicted to the Dudeash. That's real,

(26:15):
that probably happens. I have sucha funny story to tell you. And
and uh and yeah, it waspouring down rain. Turns out my mother
got a notification or was supposed toget a call or a text message of
some kind that I was not Yeah, like the bus was not gonna be
coming to pick us up. AndI just dead stood out there, like

(26:37):
under a tree, trying to notget as well as possible but still getting
very wet, waiting for the busand it never came. And I'm just
dumb because I should have known whenlike the only other person that was out
there waiting for the bus was likethe dumbest kid. I should have been
like, damn, yeah you shouldhave. Yeah, you definitely took the
out. But technically I'm also justas dumb as he was because I sat
there under a tree trying not toget rained on. That's all the people

(27:00):
driving by you. There was noone driving by me. Oh it's pointin,
Yeah, you got a point.Yeah. I never went to school
that day though. It is thebest day ever. You know, I
I thought if you stood in rainfor too long, you get syphilis.
The is syphilis? Oh well,that's not funny. Then you don't know.
You don't even know it's an STDIs it really? Yeah? No

(27:23):
it doesn't. I just no.I just thought that's how you get it.
Can you get syphilis from rain?No, you can't just get the
sniffles. But I thought you getsyphilis from the rain. Depending on the
yocidity of the rain and where youlive in the world, some rain can
give you syphilis. Oh my god, because of because of the pollution and

(27:45):
some bodies of water. What I'mkidding, I made that up? Oh
wow. No, the what Iclicked on says, can you get syphilis
non sexually? Simply touching an infectedsore or sharing items such as sex toys
or razors could transmit it? Eazythese razors? Why are you that's weird
like shaving? Well, anyways,I thought I thought syphilis was just like

(28:06):
the sniffles or something. I thoughtacid rain was real. Acid rain is
real? Is it really? Ninetynine percent? Sure? Yeah? Acid
rain? Yeah, it's real.Yeah yeah, But I thought it killed
you. It doesn't kill you.Probably burned your skin. No, it
doesn't either. Probably, No,I'm pretty sure it doesn't. No,
it definitely does. I think it'sjust high in hold on effects, contributes
to the corrosion of services exposed toair pollution, and it's and it's responsible

(28:30):
for the dude, it's not.It doesn't kill you. It can cause
health problems like asthma, heart touse an I irritation, strong, stand
out, little taller, you knowthat. No, it's Katie Perry and
that music video. Yeah, inthat music video, she was going into

(28:51):
the military. You know, shelike shaved her head in a gas station
and everything. What yeah for thatmusic video for that music video, shaved
your head in the gas station.Yeah, to the military. And then
she went to the military and shedid a bunch of military drills and then
she was like singing the song whileshe was in the military. I used
to watch I used to wake upin the morning and watch like the top

(29:11):
like fifty music video things. Ohyeah, I saw that. I like
talking videos so much. Well,are you talking about the music video?
Are you talking about like what shedid to prepare for that video? What
are you talking about? No,like the actual music video, that's actual
music video. That's what she didin the Yeah, I guess I kind
of stand a little drum, it'dbe cool. She was like floating in
the air and she was like asuperhero or something. I think I'm sure
she did that at one point.I'm sure one does that. Yeah,

(29:33):
everyone does that. I thought youwere so I got Katie Perry. Demi
Levado confused. I still might evenbeginning to two of the Demi Levatto does
Heroin. Yeah, that was Iknew one of them did harol. Yeah,
demiv does Heroin. And sometimes Icash myself saying it was Katy Perry
and someone seemed starstruck. No,no, no, Demi Levado is the
one that does Heroin and she wasin camp and maybe maybe I don't know.

(29:55):
I don't know, I don't know. She goes, I'm gonna try
it out. No, no,no, no no, I don't want
any of that. Tillar buddy tar, I couldn't imagine, dude, give
me a guitar though I play ajame, sorry, a guitar guitar,
A guitar guitar? What's a guitar? Guitar? Guitar guitar guitar guitar.

(30:18):
Guitar, What are you talking abouta guitar? Oh, there you go.
Yeah, it was my country accent. I respect. Yeah, your
country accents getting better, It's alwaysbeen great. You gotta start learning other
actions. Th No, I justwant to one thousand per You're putting all
your skill points into into in thecountry, dude, it's insane and British.

(30:41):
I want to be a lad whenI can be a hic, you
know what I mean. But thenyou it opens up buddy, drinking beer
and shooting shot guns. It opensup windows of opportunity because when I remember
when I was in customer service,there was some like customers that had British
accents that would like, obviously nothingwants that worry. I'm not talking about
both staras, but there were somecustomers that had British accents. And I

(31:02):
did talk to a lot of handouts. Name dropping on the podcast is crazy
name dropping. I said, nofree handout. Yeah yeah, neither Sarah's.
Yeah, neither Sarah's. Neither ofthem exist. Neither of them exists.
I'm just kidding. I love youguys. Podcasts. I call her
Auntie Sarah when I say it ina British accent, but I would talk

(31:22):
to the British people and then theywould like, I would just tell them
I'm from Manchester blah, and theneventually I wouldn't know, like where I
was in Manchester and they called,I'm sorry. I like, I like
going like this instead of like beingfrom Manchester and like you know, tea
and crumpets all that. I likebeing like, yeah, I'm from Bama
and we run over rodents and wellthat works. You can just do that

(31:44):
with like any like fat white dudethat lives around here. All the construction
guys exactly. There's a guy whocame in like two days ago, right
exactly like that the right next levelwork. I promise you. All the
construction workers that are like super likecountry redneckish love me. They love talking
ship. Yeah. Bro, there'sone dude comes in every single day two
packs three or five blue one hundreds. You have my hair tie went somewhere.

(32:07):
I see. Oh you're so beautiful. I'll just thank you. I
was gonna play with them, Iknow, I buy one to play with
it. I'm stimming. Uh yeah, Anyways, this dude comes in like
every day two packs three or fiveblue one hundreds. What's going on,
brother? How you doing, brother? I'm good, brother. Probably it's
probably the same guy that goes overto deli and just yells at people.
Small glass, a short guy,glasses, bald head, No, never

(32:30):
mind. Yeah, no, thisdude's got like now, he's straight up
by cigarettes and leaves interesting and hemight buy a dollar or to scratch off.
You know, this dude looks likehe's dangerous, you know what I'm
saying. Like he's been in prisonlike twice he comes into the deli department.
I don't know. You think IRoger. I've known him since I
was six. He's yeah, myguy, grew up together. Fuck an
idiot. I don't know. Howabout you kill yours? Someone whoa I

(32:52):
don't say. I did not saysee how I did. I did get
verbally abused you guys. I didnot say I have a collar on with
a chain that's connected to the ground. I didn't hard floor. Jaden is
currently stepping on my head. Andthat's how this is how it works towards
a podcast. This is how Jadenstepping on my head with his stinky feet.

(33:14):
No side cancel me. I'm theworst. I wasn't gonna say,
oh yeah. He comes into thedaily department and he just shows that people.
He he asks questions, but they'revery aggressive questions, and it's very
like Hickey the way he says it. Y'all gots y'all got that. That's
his, that's his, that's hisnumber one thing. If no one's on

(33:34):
slicers because there's not a lot ofpeople here or there, or someone's in
the bathroom or whatever it is,I shoone working here, and like every
single time, Tippa been outside inthe nine degree weather for five hours,
drinking my bud lot and smoking mycigarettes, getting paid by the hour to

(33:54):
do construction. Now, if youdon't come here and cut my damn mate?
Is that what he says? Uh, it's along those lines. It's
a long sorry, I got reallycarried away with that. It's because I
think just in deep in your corea little redneck anyway, I definitely do.

(34:15):
But anyways, you continue, I'mfairly sorry. No, no,
no, you're fine. No.That that was basically the end of the
story. He goes in there andhe just shouts at people super aggressively with
his his his like super redneck accent, and typically we all just laugh at
him because it's really funny. It'sso funny. It's knowing all the people
behind the deli too, makes iteven more funny. And that's the insane
part. Rang a tangle banging.Sorry, so excited, tood Jen.

(34:39):
Jayden's showing me things that he considersgood news. And he he always says,
ring and ticking banging in a verysinky voice. Yeah, it's from
U. It's from the one memewith the gorilla spinning in the bag.
I do remember, yes, yes, yes, gorilla gorilla to spinner.
I rang a tangle banging. Wasn'tthat fine? Days? Probably, dude,
I miss find dude, it isstraight Nagasaki outside right now. That's

(35:04):
not what I meant to say,but Nagasaki Nagasaki is like, it is
straight bang, dude, I don'teven known, dude. My fence like,
look my I'm missing hole like I'mmissing fence pieces from the from the
wind. Guys, I'm getting upoff of my ass. You see look
and look the wind moving the windtook out took took the took the fence.
Oh my god, that's insane.It's at my neighbor's yard now,

(35:25):
probably, oh my God, that'sinsane. Yeah, that's insane. Look
at the pool. Is it probablyoverflowing? It is overflowing, of course
it is. I'm gonna trip overthese wires and die. No, you're
not ship. Nothing better than couldhave played. I told you guys,
bro I said I was gonna doit. I don't know what happened.

(35:47):
I swear to God, these chordsthat like minds of their own, They
like jump up when you're about towalk by him, like they move.
It's either that or Jayden's got likean invisible chord and he's chipping me.
Dude, Because I said it andit happened, You even click that.
I didn't click it, dude.I don't know who clicked that. I
know maybe I did when I wentto go catch this, But that was

(36:07):
that was beautiful. I told youguys that it was gonna happen. I'm
a very clumsy person. Du Yeah, you are probably falling so many times
in my life I can't get up, but I've never hit my head.
You remember that, You remember thatcommercial back in the day, what I've
fallen and I can't get up?Yes, the old lady, Yes,
yeah, yeah, yeah, Iwas about saying life Invader, life alert,

(36:29):
Life Invaders, Yes, yeah,life alert, life alert. I
need a life alert. I wouldnot. I mean not for like you
don't need a life no, no, no no no, for like like
I need like medical attention, butlike a life alert for like a friend
life alert, like when you feellike when you're feeling lonely, Yeah,
when you're feeling lonely, you clickit and then someone's like, yo,
what's up, Y know what's goingon? Yeah? And I feel like

(36:49):
that'd be pretty cool. And thenthey just come in your life and they
just go, yeah, then you'regonna be calling a different number suicide prevention.
I love what you say. Iforgot it's a logic. So it's
the logic songs. That's why alot of people the song does suck.
Do you think you thank you somuch? Every logic so sucks. I

(37:12):
couldn't understand all the time. FadeAway. I do like fade Away,
and I only like fade Away becauseI learned all of it. I don't
like anything about logic. He's reallyannoying songs. He's really annoying to me.
I'm sorry, I don't I don'treally like him as well. I
had to be honest with you,he's a really big forehead too. I
mean I also have a big forehead, but he has a really big You
cover it up with your fluffy hair. That's why I keep my hair like

(37:34):
this. That my hair has alwaysbeen like this for a reason. I
need to start doing the fluffy,the fluffiness to bro to cover now.
Everyone always ships on me for it, for your forehead, for my hair.
Oh why, I don't like anything'swrong with your hair? Every time
I walk to work, Bro,just be shipping. I think your hair
is beautiful. How many hairstyles haveyou gone through? You think since you
were like a kid and you startedcutting your hair. I'm not talking about

(37:58):
toddler and you had buzz guy likea mohawk. You had a mohawk.
I had a fux hawk. Ihad a mohawk. I had a fullhowk.
I had blue hair, I hadblonde hair. UH had buzz cuts.
And then once I started, onceI like was my own person,
essentially, like middle school, Istarted growing out my hair, and my

(38:19):
hair's pretty much been like this.It was like this but a lot longer,
and everything was shaved, like thesides and everything. All it was
was the top and then now it'sthe fucking ring a tank of banging time.
Now it's all yeah, but nowit's a mullet. And I've had
them all for like four years,and deep down, I low key am

(38:42):
sick. This is a dude problem. I'm lokey, very sick of the
mullet. But like I can't changeit because it's so like big personality wise,
like a lot of people know mebecause of the mullet, like work
wise, blah blah blah blah.I get, I don't know. I
just can't can't change it. Kindof so since you put me on the
mulley game man, and I grewmine out, I just haven't changed it.

(39:07):
Yeah, I mean I can't thinkI look back again. Here's the
thing. I can't imagine me withany other hair. But that's why it's
kind of just like all over theplace right now because I'm just like whatever,
I'm just bored. Yeah, Apart of me just wants me to
like because my hair is also veryunlike unleveled, Like it's like going like
a downhill slope. I got youknow what I mean, Like it's like

(39:27):
like the comb over kind of situation. I guess, but like it's just
it's just unleveled. No, Sothe only way to fix that is literally
to shave my head and let itregrow. And I don't want to do
that. Yeah, I've done thatbefore and I regretted it every single time.
Well I would only like yeah,no, I yeah, I don't.
Yeah. When I was right beforeI got hired at Publics, and
it was obviously had to be duringCOVID because no one else would do this

(39:51):
in the right, that was whenmy hair was the longest during COVID.
That's my hair was the shortest.I shaved my head, but with an
actual like razor that you like,shave your no, you know what I
mean, or I guess your faceshave You're I'm trying. I'm just trying
to describe. It's just the reasonyou would typically like, you know what
I mean, for the women whohave a boyfriend or a husband, like
the razor that they shaved their facewith. It goes very close to the

(40:14):
skin for a reason, right,it's not there's no guard on it.
And that's exactly what I shaved myface with. I'm sorry, not my
face, it's exactly what I shavedmy head with and I gave myself a
mohawk. The idea was to dothat's crazy? Oh was it ang from
Avatar? The Last Air Factor,the Ero. But my brother messed the

(40:35):
arrow up, so if you canimagine me now, my head was primarily
I would say it was like atwo, but it was just a strip
of hair going across my back,my head, and then I bleached it
and then I died at Hot Pink. You're disgusting. How have I never
seen a picture of this? Ido have a picture of it. I've
never seen a picture of it.You've never seen a picture of this.
That's the same. Are you serious? I'm so so for real. I

(40:58):
cannot wait to show you the pictureof it. I don't believe you.
I genuinely don't believe you. Allright, So you're gonna have to somehow
keep a conversation going while I lockin, and I'm gonna do my best
to also talk to you. You'regonna wait. You can just wait till
after the podcast. You're gonna waittill after the podcast. I mean,
if you guys are interested in seeingthis. I know some people I was
gonna say, I know some peopleknow me who listen to this. So

(41:19):
this is it before it was.I'm just gonna show you that now and
I'll find a body. Dude,you have not age at all. I
genuinely you look the exact same.It's because I can't grow any other facial
hair other than the trying at youlook terrifying, which picture I haven't changed.
Oh I know, I know,yeah, you look terrifying. I

(41:43):
know you can never shave your head. I can't wait to show you you
can't shave your head. I knowI can't shave my head. Need all
those pictures, by the way,I need know I need to post them.
I'm so sorry, but the wantyou. It's gonna I'm gonna give
you the pink mohawk. You knowyou can give you that. The pink
mohawk. I can have that peakmohawk is peak. And that's why I
want that one. That one was, I can't do that one. I

(42:05):
want that one. That one is. I'm off the charts. I just
wanted it. He looked. Helooks no kidding, okay, good,
he looks like he's off like sixpark ascet. Yeah, it looks I
was. It looks like I waslike sketch going through. He's like future,
Like futures is to represent chase acheck, never chase a bitch.
Mask off, fuck it, maskoff. I guess when you're singing,

(42:27):
right, No, when you singit doesn't count because it's part of a
song. Okay, I'm sure everythingI say is part of a song.
Though. No, yes, no, yes, no, that should be
the name of the podcast. Thisepisode actually rangang and banging, if we
can, if we can figure outto spell it. I completely forgot.
I forgot to mention this forty twominutes in this podcast. This is the

(42:49):
first double feature, two episodes inone day. Someone someone didn't upload last
week. Don't don't look at me. It's okay, though I didn't.
I it's not. It's my fault. It's what she said not to look
at you, and I looked away. I know, I know, I
know. I thank you, soyou know that I know I respect you.
Thank you. It was my fault. But a two episodes this week.
It happens. It happens all thetime, and unfortunately we're not going

(43:10):
to have an episode next week.Yes, I mean depending on when you're
listening to this, of course,when or when this episode comes, I
mean realistically, we could save oneepisode for when you're on vacation exactly,
but the previous episode we'll just putout to at the same time. I
like it. It gives people somethingto listen to anyways. But yeah,
I'm going on vacation. I'm goingto upstate New York. It's a place

(43:31):
called Cumberland Head. It's two hoursfrom the Symptom. It's like the the
the the the the the the thethe, the Cyberpunk. When Kenny Reeves
keeps say income yes, that's that'sa good video of that video. That's
a good video. And yeah it'sit's it's on the border of Canada.

(43:55):
Oh first, so you'll be inCanada. I'm gonna walk over the border
of Canada. I did it lasttime when they were like you gotta get
over the years. Actually, Iswear to god. Yeah, it's a
it's a huge situation. Me andmy family did it. My mom actually
did it too, and she's suchlike a always sketched out about ship,
you know what I mean. Yeah, I met and she did it,
and she was just like she's sucha bad girl. Yeah she was.
Probably she was came over and we'reyelling at us but yeah, man,

(44:16):
I'm gonna go cliff jumping off oflike a forty foot rock into the into
the lake. Be careful. Ialmost die ball and almost died. It's
the same place every time. Ohyou told me about this place actually yeah,
Oh we've talked about this place onthe podcast. Yes, yes,
that's where they do the Olympics andeverything. So I'm really excited. We
haven't done this vacation in two years, and they've been working on building more

(44:39):
square footage onto the cabin so there'smore rooms and aloft and everything like that.
So it's pretty cool. I'm actuallyreally excited. I haven't and my
brother's going it's the first time.My brother's going, Oh, look at
that. That's pretty cool. I'mso exhitity, so shiity goyh, I'm
so shidy. You know, I'mgonna I'm gonna confess real quick. I

(44:59):
accidently he took the work card todayhome in my pocket. The work card.
Yeah, like the card for you, Mickey. Absolutely not, I
said, absolutely absolutely free movie tickets, no change should chink should ching?
No, let's not put that outthere. They're gonna be like, who's
spend all this money? You're gonnabe like, probably Brian, No,

(45:22):
yeah, I think it was him. It was the guy that doesn't even
touch this card. Yeah, Ithink it was I think it was him.
But it's okay, it's all right. We live and we learned.
Don't check your pocket before you leavenext time. Yeah, yeah, you
should dig your bikes before you leave. I want a work card, bro.
I wish public should just give mea card public's card. I mean
it's for gas, that's not forOh yeah, that sucks, that's all.

(45:45):
That's literally all. I hate whenwe get gift cards in publics like
they give us a hundred. Imean, I hate it. I shouldn't
say I love it, but backin I love. Technically, I'm pretty
sure I can buy a Visa giftcard with it. We got so many.
I don't think sure you can't.No, I'm like ninety nine percent
sure, you know, because youcan't go from gift card to another gift
card. I at least back inthe day, you used to be able

(46:07):
to. Because I had this conversationwith someone really, uh huh at one
point, I don't know about anymore, but at one point in time,
I'm like ninety nine percent sure youused to be able to. Yeah,
I wonder if I can do amoney order with it. No, I
can't answer that question for really thatorder. Yeah, you can only do
a money order with debit and cash. That's so lame. Yeah, no

(46:30):
gift or credit cards are oh mygod. But yeah, public say just
give us a hundred gift not anymore, bro, they're with that ship is
only for the COVID situation. Theyno longer give back to their employees anymore.
Wait, wait, really they don'tgive a hundred dollars gift cards.
No, it was because of theCOVID situation, that's all. That's the
only reason they were doing it.It was the only reason they were that.
If you were working with publics duringthe peak of COVID, you were

(46:51):
getting them like every two weeks.Like my sister was getting hundred dollar gift
cards because she lived with me,and I know this. She was getting
hundred like gift cards genuinely, likeevery month and a half, bro.
Really, yeah, I didn't knowif she was giving them all to my
mom. So my mom, whogrocery for the whole house and everything,
saved them up eventually, like itwas insane. And then when we got
hired. They were giving them out. Yeah, we got them like every
month. Yeah we got like wegot them a good amount, you know

(47:13):
what I mean, every month,every two months, I think it was
every quarter. And then after thatwe started getting them like once a year.
And it wasn't once a year forholidays. Yeah, you're right.
Actually, yeah, you're right.So like ITAs was it was like Easter,
Thanksgiving. We didn't get one forChristmas. Yeah, yeah, groceries,

(47:35):
but most of us I used itfor break employees use it for break
food. And I feel like weshould just be allowed to get like a
discount, dude, either a discasking for free, for a damp discount.
It's not even that we're gonna buygroceries corporation. Give me a discount,
dude. I'm there like forty hoursevery week exactly. That's what I'm
saying. You can't give me alittle discount. I've devoted so much time

(47:59):
in my life. I'm not saying. Bro had Christmas with my family,
dead ass, and just fried chickenall day for that company, dead ass.
And I was only like seventeen,really was. I got yelled at
like tip of my tongue, thisdude, F you f public's uh huh
those yeah, yeah, not likeVerbatim does continue to just f you,

(48:22):
f you right to my face becausehe couldn't get cash back with a credit
card, you dumb ass. Yeah. I explained that multiple times that you
have to use a debit card,dude, idiot. This is this is
the only time I almost snapped ona customer. I had to step away
and call my manager because I almostput his ass back in the hospital.
The way he was talking about hecame from the hospital. Yeah, that
that he know. He pulled measide and apologize. He's like, I

(48:44):
just came back from the hospital.I see. I said it's okay and
walked away because truthfully, I don'tcare. Bro talk to me like,
yeah, you're not going to comeup to me, And just because they
work in an establishment doesn't mean I'mless human than you are. You know
what I'm saying. You're not gonnago ever, gonna move if you why
does not evan working f you?And then expect me to be like,

(49:04):
yeah, bro, you're all good? Nah? Bro, yeah said I
had dirty ass hands. Huh rememberwhen someone I do? Remember that?
Yeah? I do? That wasthat was a rough day. It was
a rough week. That was Christmasthat was that was Christmas Eve? Was
that that's the same lady? Yeah, yeah, it's Christmas Eve, bros.
Christmas Eve. That's what I meanthough, Like my family are all
first responders, so they don't theycan't work Christmas Day. We can't celebrate.

(49:25):
They all work Christmas Day. Youcan't celebrate Christmas Day, so we
celebrate Christmas Eve. I guess whoworks on Christmas Eve? All day?
Me? Yeah, I get togo. It's basically all day because it's
seven. My family's white, thenwe seven drinking or anything like that.
My family's white and getting exactly.But you you got the spicy, spicy
white family. I do have thespicy white family, right. But my

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mom hasn't had a tiny ship ofalcohol. Like last drink she had,
honestly was probably when I was liketwelve, and it was a mix hard
lemonade. Are you serious? Yeah? She she used to buy She bought
like a six pack of Mike's hardlemonadeonce because her friend was coming over and
her friend was like, this isit and she was like, yeah,
you know, yeah, two ofthese, you know, and I'm fine,

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that's insane that's crazy, not thatI would know have like literal juice.
Really yeah, shut the fuck upall right? Anyways, I think
that's religious. Yeah, I'm veryreligious. I love What does that mean?
I don't know Jeva Witness. Iknow what Jehovah Witness actually, you
know, swear to God. Ithought they went swear to God. I

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know one really swear he works atiHeart? Oh, like is it a
kid grown twenty seven? I don'tknow what Jehovah winnesses. They knock on
doors, Yeah, they go aroundto your doors. He actually does.
He doesn't. I don't think heknocks on doors, but they do.
Yeah, he's just trying to getthe connects of iHeart. What do you
mean he's gonna knock on doors throughradio walk at each station. But what's

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going on? Guys? Not inJehovah Witness. Now you're gonna want to
be one, right, I meanyou didn't name of God exactly pamphlet.
Yeah, just fucking smacks them onthe face with one here. Believe in
Jesus, bitch, I haven't experiencedtoo much of that. Those those people,
not dude. My people come andknock my door all the time,

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and my mom hates it. Getout my door. Look at this sign
and it says no soliciting, andshe slams the door. The sign says
no soliciting. Yeah, and itsays no solicity. Yes, no solictening
unless you're bringing wine. That's whatit's. I love that. Yeah,
that's so cool. Yeah, andmy mom just slams the door in her
face. Out they're popping off onthem. I feel bad, I know.
I feel bad for the people becausemy mom scariest ship. So I

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feel bad because they're like young people, like they're just trying to make a
paycheck. My mom is a greatlady, but she's scary. She knows
it. I guess she knows it. If you're selling solo to get out
of my face, I'm sorry.Yeah, bro, get that ship out
of and no one wants your solarthis duke duke energy, get out of
here. Who cares? Yeah?I agree. But anyways, let's uh,
let's end this podcast. Oh yeahsand do that. We're gonna we're

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gonna go see a movie. Yeah, we are gonna go see a movie.
All right. Well, I hopeeveryone has a great day, and
I hope the episode was enjoyable.Yeah, and uh yeah, we love
you guys, I said, andyeah, like six times. Kisses