November 3, 2024 • 34 mins
The Dudes discuss Horror Movie Villians and they think they could take in a fight. The Dudes are in Florida but where would they live if it wasn't Florida? And Jayden took the Brightline train to Miami.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They make that. They make the twigs bigger. They're trying
to make us fat. You know what I mean, the
twits double, the sage, trying to make us fat. They
make the best cars. Never Queen, never seple Day. It's
the same root see. No money in the bank, no
gas in my tank, telling no what to do, telling.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No what the thing do? Welcome to dude problems. Oh wow,
that was that was a nice little change of tone. Sorry,
I feel like I'm kicking you out of the smell.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Look look how loud we are as well. That's super funny. Miscalculation, miscalculation,
miss input, missing pang. It was a missing miss input,
gang mismissing bang. The one thing looks good, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The one time I wanted to be quiet on the podcast. Wow,
look at that, we're super loud. It's okay, gang. Anyways,
how you been man, I've been hanging out brother. It's
been a good, solid week, super boring. We have some
big news on the podcast. Everyone, drum roll please, even
though this is not a drum roll Jesus thing I
got right now?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What what did you say?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Stephan's birthday tomorrow? But you know, since he says, I'm pregnant.
We're just gonna skip this whole bit. Oh damn no,
I'm kidding. Happy Birthday, Devin, shout out, Devin.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Next week's Devin's Birthday Podcast recap.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh yeah, you guys are gonna hear all these stories
from about it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
From like the three birthday events that are going down.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You heard Tristan's birthday. You're gonna hear my birthday. Yeah,
you're gonna hear a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Tristan could be on the pod next week, special guest
Tristan next week. That'd be that'd be really cool for
yeahs old dude, our first boy on the pod. That
would be so awesome. Hike for episode twenty seventh.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty no, it's twenty
I think it's twenty six, really no, no notice, twenty seven,
twenty seven because I mean I said twenty seven to
twenty eight, because when Brian my dad, he came on,
it was twenty five. Mister Grabs.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, mister g. Mister g he came on on twenty five.
We did once, so yeah, twenty seven. But anyways, well,
you do anything cool last week, anything special.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, man, No, just been working just from playing video games.
Just been a pretty average week, I'm not gonna lie.
Today was probably the busiest I've been really with us
my weekends because I went to the DMV. Bro. You know,
it's always a it's always a trip. It's always a trip.
And uh, I think I told you earlier when we
were hanging out. I had a little story. Yes, it's all.
It's just a it's a big graphic. So I will say,
you know, trigger warning for some people, probably if you
(02:14):
have to, if you don't like dealing with ship, you know,
But for the pussies the now. I went to the
bathroom at the DMV, man, and I was just going
in there because I picked a scab on my thumb
from this blister and I started bleeding. So I was
just like, yeah, yeah it is so I obviously am
(02:35):
I go look for paper towel. There's no paper towel.
There's only the dice in fucking blowing ship, which is stupid,
you know what I mean? Can I have some paper
towl you know, you know how make your hand? Imagine
there's no toilet paper and you have to like make
a like secret poop mission to that paper towle to Spenser, hoping,
no one's in the bathroom. You can't blow poop out
of your butt. I'm just saying that's stupid. So I
(02:56):
went to the first doll first all was disgusting, no
toilet paper. Second install a disgusting, no toilet paper. Third stall, disgusting,
no toilet paper. I get downe to the forestall, which
is the family stall, and it's locked as a dude
in it and he coughs when I tried to open
the door, and like immediately after, dude, like this guy
must have had like if I could like the pepsi
(03:17):
nitro shit all right, b I didn't mean to Yeah,
I know, I didn't mean to bring I know it's
a source subject for you. Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No I like pepsi mango.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't care about the r yeah no, but this
like it like he had. It was just you know,
I couldn't. I really can't even do it, slid. It
was bad. I walked all the way to the end
of the bathroom after finding some toilet paper, and I
still smelt it by the entrance dude, and I was
just like the son of a bitch, this is bad.
(03:45):
And he was still going and that that was just it.
It's always funny. I don't know. I don't know, man.
I mean, it's a d M. There's a lot of
people there. There was a ton of people there. You
choose to go with the DMV. I thought I was
the only guy in there, man, And it was just
like I hit the stall. The dude's like that cough,
like that.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Cough, just everything.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I felt like I startled the ship out of him.
That's so funny. Literally literally startled the out of him.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, dude, I went on what's it called the the
Bright Line, the train that goes down to the Miami. Yeah,
I went on that for work. I went there in
Orlando and one day went to Miami and Orlando and
back one day. What a long fucking day that was, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
How long does it take to get over there? Uh?
Like three and a half. That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
On the way there, we had less stops, so it
was quicker. I see on the way back there, I
feel like on the way back there like trying to
fill in time or something because we were going stupid slow,
like stupid slow, like it took its interesting, it took
its like forty five minutes to get us out of
like West Palm, and it took it. We flew by
it like twenty minutes. It felt like on the way there,
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, typically the way back supposed to feel faster too. Yeah,
what I know, I agree, I completely agree with you.
So they were definitely trying to fill in time because
once it got like close to the when we're supposed
to get there, we got there so quick we sped.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Was it cool? Was it? Like? What are the rules?
Can you walk? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You can walk around? Yeah, you can walk. You can
walk around the whole train if you wanted to. Literally
what I said, it's literally the bullet train. It flies too.
But I feel so bad for fly. Well, no, it
can't fly, but they like.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I see ye undertood, that would be pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Do you really think it could fly?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah? Maybe you know. I mean, have you seen like
fucking GT six.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Right, you're right?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
My bad, My bad?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
But uh, the seat the one thing I don't don't
like the seats. Uh, they don't like lean back or anything,
so like after I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
A little stiff.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, you wouldn't be on it for as long as
I've been on it, but because you know, I was
literally on it all day long.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Or imagine being stiff for that long.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And dude, that that's what killed me.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
On the way on the way there, it was fine,
but on the way back, I was like, holy shit,
can I lean back a little bit?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You know? You know what I'm saying, dude. I mean,
you're stiff for two hours. You're like, yeah, eventually, you
know what I'm saying. But the bathrooms, dude, the bathrooms
are insane. Dude, They're crazy. You weren't stiff in the bathroom.
Bathrooms are dude. The bathrooms are like a little like
you could sleep in there. Dude.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I feel dude, I could do full on man spread
in the bathroom. It's insane.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's really like lay down on the ground. You can
laying on the ground as I would.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I would never, I would never do it. But I'm
just saying, like I thought you were describing what you did.
Do No, I'm just saying, I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You can't. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But the one thing I will say, if you're walking
around on the bullet train, dude, the bullet train, the
bright line, you're gonna be back and forth. I did
that like they could see me. I was just looking
stupid in my chair from yeah you were, yeah, but
no you enjoy You were weaving back and forth. But
there's things you can hold on while you're walking, so
it's fine, like little handlebars like on every seat. Okay, yeah, yeah,
(06:51):
so it's cool. It's a really cool experience. It's a
shaky ride, but yeah, I like I would go on
it again. Yeah, Like, think about it realistically. You're spending
a like I think it's like one hundred and twenty
five for take, but if you're doing tolls and gas
and all that, it's probably gonna be about the same amount.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I was just gonna say that. Yeah, I mean, last
time I drove to Miami, it took me. It was
for a cruise. It took me like a five and
some change, you know what, Because once you get into
the inlet, it's like damn, like everyone's coming on this crew.
It's like what's going on. So it took me like
five and some change bro to get there. And yeah,
I spent I had to fill my take up twice,
which was fifty bucks each time. And imagine getting off
the crew, spending all that money and having to do
(07:26):
it again.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That's already a Bright Line ticket right there exactly. So
it really is probably the cheaper option, even though it
might not seem like it at first, it definitely is
the cheaper.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Option, you know what I'm saying. I can see how
people want the convenience of having their own vehicles so
they can, like you know what I mean, when they
get to their destination, they're limited as to where they
could go. For sure, it makes sense. But I mean
if you're making a day out of it, or if
you're going to a trip, like if you're going on
a cruise, I take the Bright Line. Yeah, that's what
I mean. Like you're going on a trip, you need
to get to Miami so you can get to the airport.
(07:56):
You know, if you're leaving your car at an airport
at you're spending money, you know what I mean. So
I think that you take me. Does you go to
the airport? Yeah? You uh yeah, So that's that's way better.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't know about Miami, but it you go to
Terminal C where JEB Blue is to go on the.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Bright Line, oh really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, like you don't go it's not the same drop off,
Like you know, you lean right for the terminal seed
drop off, you veer to the left and you go
to the right line.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I see.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, so it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, it was.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Four What do you mean you were doing Taylor Swift
Taylor Swifts in Miami. I didn't go to the concert
or nothing, but that they were doing like the whole
Taylor Swift train or whatever. The whole train was Taylor
Swift out. It was kind of crazy, but yeah, I
don't know. It had me thinking like about like that's
like really like you go to New York and that's
there's a bunch of trains and buses, subways, and that's
(08:49):
like really like the only thing we got there. Yeah,
you know what I mean, like public transport or aren't
I get what's the word like big here at all?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean we're it's not like
we're in a city, you know what I mean. You've
got a lot of land, I feel like compared to
most places, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And it had me thinking if like if I could
like live somewhere else and like with all the public
transport and all that and everything, where would I live?
And I was like, dude, if I get like super
super super rich, I would definitely move up to like Massachusetts.
But here's my thing. I wouldn't live in Boston because
Boston such as shit. So I would live in a
place like Andover or something like that. Get a super nice,
(09:23):
big house because that's all the houses are up there, big,
that's why they're so expensive, and s bunch of land
and everything, and just watch the tree ex change colors
and everything. Shit would be fucking beautiful.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah. No, I have you heard of Salem?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, my brother used to live in Salem.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, that's that. That was probably my first answer. No,
I know it's a ship show because uh, when when
it gets to the October November there's town is going?
Is it? Really?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's my brother? He told me that when I last time, I.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Sucks so much. Fine, then what'stock Virginia is could be
my second? Then Salem? Can you? Yeah? What's stock Virginia?
I genuinely switching over really after yeah, after hearing what
you just said. Yeah, someone who actually has lived in Salem.
I'm switching. Yeah, that those are he lived in Salem
for like three years, so that I trust his words.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, I trust his words.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
What's stuck Virginia is a really nice place, and it's
a super small town kind of like Salem, but it's
not super t they that is not where they do
What's duck ninety nine? Now, this is just called What's
I think the lore of the town is. Actually, I
don't know if I should like the lore. I don't know,
like the pokemonage, I don't know the Pokemon they made
(10:28):
a ton of money off of Limber. That's what the
town was for, like cutting down trees and everything, like
in the middle of a forest too, So oh that's cool,
yeah Slenderman, yeah exactly. But all the trees, all the
trees are those big tall trees that turn orange and
everything like that. It's just the fall is beautiful. It's
like three months it gets cold, but not like you know,
like super you're gonna die, yeah, yeah, if you can
afford just getting like some sort of snow tires of
(10:50):
some kind, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Mass My one thing though, with like massa choots and
stuff like and over and all that. Everything's like in
the woods. I'd be so scared of like murderer type
thing like Slenderman for real coming true. Every time I
stay in like a cabin or something. That's the first
thing I think about is oh shit, someone's gonna slaughter me.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I used to play the I used to be terrified
to play the Slenderman games, but I would push myself
through it. But it was one of the hardest things
I used to do. And I remember when the movie
came out, I was like, I didn't see this, this
might be spooky, and it was like one of the
worst dogs. Like I didn't see it so bad. It
was very bad like representation of what Slenderman was, and
like the whole point of it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And yeah, most video game movies are really dog shit.
But you know what they did do with Slenderman. Actually,
they remastered the video game and it looks magnificent. We
should play it for like a YouTube video or something
one time.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'd be interested in doing that. I look that I'm
not a bit anymore, you know what. I'm still a bit. Oh,
I'm for sure, still a little bit. But it'll be fine.
It's only like twenty bucks, I think too. It's a
solid remastered. Hey, I know, I'm so sorry. I understand.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Like, dude, come on here, what's going on? What is this?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Devin's given half ass performance here? I'm giving half assed
performance because My girlfriend has called me like seventeen times
about these movie too.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's her fault.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
She has, she has, she has, no, it's my fault.
I told her I was going to call her back
on the other side of recording, tell her she has
Anna's number. I was gonna hear she's gonna kill you.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
She doesn't even dreams every night. That's what she dreams
about the most time.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I know she hates me. Anyone who doesn't understand that's
Devine's girlfriend. She doesn't actually hate me. But she's.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So Massachusetts. Bro, you said specifically Boston.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No outside of Boston, outside of I would never drive
into Boston.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I just wanted to make sure I go down. Driving
in Boston is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'd never do it. Never once. Nope, I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Have you seen the roads? Oh my god, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Start getting in the gang and ship, get in with
the gang.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Another thing is my brother lives in Massachusetts. I need
to go to Boston. I just call him, YO, drive
me to Boston. I'll give you gas.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
True.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I never driving in downtown Boston. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I just want somewhere that has all four seasons.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Boston, Massachusetts. Yeah, I say Boston, like that's the whole state,
but no mass to choose it. That's I think that's
New York.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
But that is New York. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
One time I was in downtown. This was in downtown Boston.
This dude spin on my brother's car. Why because he
was I think, I said, turned to tell the story
in the podcast. One time he was turning right, Uh,
and this guy was coming with the bike. Yeah, he
just kept going in and stopping. We're in the crosswalkers,
We're about to turn right, and uh, he goes around
and he looks at us, and he is right on
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my window.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
If that hypothetically happened to me, I would have ran
him over.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I I just laughed.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I just laughed really hard. I've never experienced something like.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You should have had a spit fight with him. Yeah.
I just started to like roll the window down, spit
rolling it back up, you know what I mean, try
to like dodge and dude, he would he would have
like chased us. Try to peek no way and yeah
he's on a bike. What is dip she gonna do? No?
Once we get to a red light. We're screwed. You
seen bowlt of fucking run him? You know what I'm saying.
You seen bowl of fucking bikes there fucking banging on
(13:56):
the wood. It feel like it takes a pretty strong
guy to break a car window too. It's like the
dude from Lego City commercials back in the day.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Hey, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, I did the construction guy right, yes, yeah, so
whenever something would happen. No, I do know exactly what.
That's so funny too. You always bring up the weirdest,
like parts of my brain.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I did. I just have the weirdest reverence.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, I know, because you unlock these memories. I just
completely forgot. I had, like this is random Lego guy.
I think one time we had a conversation on Lego Ninjago.
We did, and I don't I don't know about Lego Nikta.
I was no, Yeah, I think we're just talking about
which Ninja we would be. I think we were talking
about Legos though, and we were like the Lego movie
and then I was like Ninjago probably Lego movies, so fire,
I know Lego movies, fine, Lego Batman movies. Fire you
(14:38):
know what else is fire is this time of year.
I fucking love spooky season. I do also love I
think we had a conversation about our favorite holidays, and
I think I did say. I know, I just not
that I think I did say. I'm pretty sure I
said Halloween.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I think I also did say. I don't remember, but
I think I said Halloween.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I love Halloween time where you can be someone you're
not shut the fuck I'm kidding. Well, no, it's the
time that most children get killed per capita, hi cars?
Is that is that true? Like that was true like
twenty eighteen when everyone was wearing those like late like
not LATEX.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
But like what solid black suits? Oh, they were like
yeah suits or something. They had like all kinds of color. No,
I know what you're talking. Yeah, but the kids were
like the solid black ones like in the middle of
like butt fucking nights.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And yeah, there's still kids that do that.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I feel like, maybe maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like, no,
I feel like they're doing like neon ones and shit.
Now mmm, you know, I do know what you're talking. Well,
they do a lot of the inflatable ones. Yeah, they
like were not kids. I mean, we're not children, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You turned twenty one tomorrow and I turned twenty in
a February. Man, we're growing up exactly. We're growing exactly.
I'm not going to say we're grown, but we're growing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We're definitely growing. I wish we had a camera so
you can see what this man just did.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I was referencing my facial hair. Obviously, he was not
he was. He was referencing a male genitalia, my toes.
That's not Jenny Tayla.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Are you sure? Yeah, I've seen people get pregnant movies
by those alien movies. Obviously. What was that like Tentacles? Yeah,
kind of movies. Are you watching the ones on? I
can't say yeah, that's a free poem. I'm not gonna
say the worst. I knew where that was going, but
uh but no, dude, Halloweens Halloween's the best. Now, it's
it's really I like horror movies.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
See here's my biggest like spooky movies. I never got
like super into like horror stuff, like I'm a bitch,
But I think there's a certain point, like obviously now
because it's different, we can watch older horror movies that
are classic then and like they're super corny and funny,
you know what I mean. And then the ones that
do genuinely scare me because I like them and I
know it's all fiction and bullshit. If it genuinely scares me,
(16:44):
I think it's pretty good. Yeah, we're about to go
see Smile too tonight. I don't have super high expectations
for the movie. It's really good, the best movie in
the world. But I liked Smile one because it was
a pretty creepy concept.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Was it. I've never even seen the first one music
good movie. I just seen the.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Promo where they are all at like sporting events and shit,
just smiling. Yeah, well, I mean you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
When we're on the way there, I'll give you a
recapper just right after I'll give you Smile.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh yeah, for everyone, We're gonna go see to Night
with some buddies. Oh my god, I see with some guys.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
We have friends. We do have friends, dude, shout out,
we have adult friend We do have adult friends. Shout out. Yeah, bro, dude,
you guys say that.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
But I'm the youngest. I'm designated driver for the next
two years.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's true. I mean I'm still I'm designating driver for
the next like twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, not even yeah, for like the next four hours.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
That is actually insane. We'll probably be on Xbox talking
when I'm twenty one. Yeah, well yeah, dude, we'll probably
feel it. I will be the first person to tell
you heavy bird basically most likely. Yeah, we're gonna be
on the finals. Bro, we got to get at least
one finals win. I'll even do it quick.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I couldn't even tell you the last time we got
a finals ranked win last night.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
For that, we did not get a win. We got
to the finals twice. Yeah, we're not talking about this.
Hold on. I was about to say, look at us,
hold on, No, because we were doing so good this
entire as.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
For everyone who uh, for everyone who doesn't know what
the finals is. It's a little bit game. Me and
Devin and one of our other friends play. You know,
we played a pretty good amount, but we we suck.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Most nights. We don't win.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, yeah, we don't win. We're good players, but we
cannot win.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I think it's just luck, man. I think honestly, one day.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
We're like Kevin Durant without Curry.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
We might be the best in the league, but we
ain't gonna win when we are gonna win then, so
you know, it's it's it's a little unfortunate, but it's okay.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's always okay.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
A little sports reference there that might be like the
sports reference I've ever done.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But I mean, since we're talking about video games, I
will say, like, I like spooky video games as well,
which puts me kind of I mean, I get in
the mood to play them when I'm in like the October.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
So you ever play until dawn?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I have. I have played until you know what that is? Yeah? Yeah,
I know that first. I do know that. I will
already watch Jev's play through of it all. No way
you have it, we can play it. That's cool. Yeah, dude,
we should play it. That'd be sick. We should play
I would fuck with that. Yeah, I bet I played
the first one. I played Man with Madan.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I've played all of them, like the very very new ones.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I don't think there are all the Dark. Yeah, I've
played a lot of the Dark.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
There's like eight of them. I've played like the first
five once they went into like Afghanistan. That's when I stopped.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I also did not do any of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, I loved the Little Hope. A Little Hope was so.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Little Hope was a really good game. These are, I mean, again, bro, spooky.
Look at us.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
We see we're already getting in the spooky season. I
mean look, we got the candle, we got the little lamp,
we got silent Hill in the background.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Oh yeah, you guys are gonna you guys might see
that podcast, yeah at Dude Proms podcast on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Go check it out. This is the setup. It's a
little garage band set up. Pretty much.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
We posted our little set up because I know you
guys were under the impression we were doing this nice little,
cheeky fucking living room set up with the couch in
the chair. We were probably that's true. Yeah, for like
the first ten episodes we were. But we noticed the
room when you turn off the lights and you have
all this ambient lighting, it's just it's just sixy And.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We also, I also live with my parents and they
kicked me out of the living room, so we're now
in my room.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No, we don't talk about that alone, don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, mansion every day, six car garage yeah, car,
we're just upgraded.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We're both you know, we only have like three bugattis each.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, you know I paid them ten grand just because
the other day.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, he just want to give me that money. Yeah,
you know, I was like, you know, oh, it's because
I bought you that Chick fil a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You're right, he bought me one hundred Chick fil A sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
No, I bought you one. Every time someone one of us, remember,
every time one of us buy something like a snack
for each other, we have to give each other ten bands.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh yeah, you're so right. My bad, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
We do.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. That's just that's the life we live. Yeah,
that's the life we live. I want you to know
Devin's going back on his phone mid podcast because when
someone call him out, no I am don't.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Well, okay, so Jade's about to look really stupid because
I had this really sweet idea shit to put on
this uh generator wheel of spooky horror movie characters, uh huh.
And then whether it's just like two, three or four whatever,
who cares. I wanted to hear what our thoughts would
be on trying to beat them trying to get away
from them. What we would do in the situation.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
All right, maybe I did fuck up. I'm sure you guys.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
No, it's okay, No, it's okay. But Jay's here. Oh
I'm spending it right.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Now because I see I'm sorry podcast you can't see this,
but we can't.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh, we're about to get the climb. That's so dog ship.
He doesn't he like kids? Pause?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Wait wait you know he does?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he only goes for kids. So kids.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, so we're good.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, well, I mean he gets into a tiff with
the one as their adults. Do we say who it was?
They can't see who it was? Say no, we said
the class. You know. Yeah, he goes for kids, but
he will kill adults.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Are we doing the TV movie it or the newer one?
Because it's the TV movie IT from the nineties, I'm
killing him. He's that that's easy wipes.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, this is let's go classic. That's easy.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Let's go classic. That's absolutely easy wipe.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Because when I'm talking scream, I don't mean streaming these
new movies where he can like teleport and building. Yeah,
with the new it's like, man, he looks like he
can mess you up.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
The old one bitch?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah, yeah, the old one is kind of a bitch,
he is. So let's do the new one. Okay, you
want to do the new one?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, superpowers and ship, I know, but we would just
roy the old it. It's literally just so we'll do
the new one. Yeah, it's I mean. The trick to
him now that we know this to the movies is
to not be scared of him. I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, truly he will. He can't kill you if you
don't fear him. He feeds off of fear. Okay, that's
how he knows. He's like Freddy Krueger. Yeah, kind of
like Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Okay, yes, cougar, Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Freddy Freddy. He's he's an.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Older girl, that is younger man.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
He's a cougar. That's that you said Freddy Krueger. I
said a Krueger. Oh it's Krueger, Krueger. It really is Krueger.
There's an r. Yeah, holy shit, dude, I've said Freddy
Krueger my whole life.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It's not a cougar. Why I was making fun of you.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
This is new, this is new information. We land on him.
So you can see the r that's insane. Yeah, this
is this is really Oh fuck, I just burnt my
finger on.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You're stupid. So yeah, I don't know how to defeat it.
I've never seen the movies, but I'm a man, so
I don't think he would really want me anyways, But
didn't the kids just beat him in one of the
movies anyways, like straight up, they came back.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They came back to the second and the second movie
as adults and beat his ash right. I'm pretty sure
one of them died. Maybe not, but yes, not actually
a few of him died. But they beat that ash right, Yeah,
because they stopped fearing him. Yeah, exactly, so he turned
into like a tiny little clown and then they fucked
him over the bath. Yeah I'll be a okay dude, Okay,
I think he's pretty fucking scary though. I'm just gonna
(23:28):
be behind Jayden most of that. I'll be safe.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, I'll be I'll man it out.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Who is Ash? But we don't get Ash, we get
Michael Meyers. There's nothing we can do, really, nothing we
can do for Michael Myers. Nothing we can We're dead.
How do you why do you really have you never
seen my Michael with Myer movie. Like he was in
a prison for a good amount of time.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Bro, Yeah, do you not see what he did when
he got back? Fuck people up exactly? And I'm pretty
sure in the third I don't know what happened to
the third one. I never saw the third one. You
never saw the third one. He's alive?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Did he did he finish? They trapped him. They trapped
him in a house, and and they set the house
on fire, and the house like the newest third one, Yes,
the newest third one. It's called Halloween.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Halloween Kills or no Halloween Ends.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, Halloween ends. Yeah, yes, this is what happened. I think.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm seeing the last one. I'm pretty sure is Halloween Ends.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I'm pretty sure I've seen it. Yeah, they kill him,
but then at the end they show that he's.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Not actually were exactly. He never dies, he never done.
He here, just fucked. Sorry, was making fun of your staughter.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Such an innocent smile. After looking at me to you're
just like sorry, I had to make jas I'm sorry,
that's okay. I apologize, you apologize, your apology accepted, Thank you.
I'd be able to fuck him up.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I would bet my left leg, my left arm, my
right arm, and my right leg that you couldn't.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's not like he's ever getting in cars. If I'm
being logical here, I'm gonna immediately.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Teleports, dude. He's always everywhere he has to teleport. But
at the same time, maybe if you just like leave
the fucking town. If I know that, I ever, I
just think I just gotta sorry finish you go ahead, no,
because I think I just found a loophole.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Really yeah, yeah, I was just gonna be like guys, cops,
like this dude with this fucking machete, I need like
the heaviest box that you can just put on top
of him, uh huh, and we'll just leave him in
that box and never like like lift it up. I
like your answer. Your answer is a lot more funny
than mine mine, like really logical. Really yeah, oh fuck,
I feel like that's pretty logical. What are you talking
a box? You're the heaviest like iron box? I was
(25:36):
thinking like a cardboard box. No, like not like the
heaviest most well like suited, just metal box and just
put him inside of it, like when you drop that
shit on him. It like indense into the concrete of
the earth, like he cannot get out. Oh then yeah,
like I say, and then hopefully he starves. But if
he can teleport, were fucked like a safe basic Yeah,
Like I say, put him in a giant safe and
(25:58):
just have him be there. Okay, I think he can
go fuck himself.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I thought you've met like a cardboard box.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Why would I ever know?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I was thinking, he loves his mom's house so much,
and where he grew up in everything, like where he
lived when he was a kid, and he's never gonna
leave that town. So why don't you just leave the town?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You know what I'm saying, gang, Yeah, because people are stubborn, bro,
I don't know. That's just what i'd do.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
If he's a killer there, I don't think i'd want
to be there. I guess you could do that, especially
the one that just doesn't die. Yeah, that's how i'd
kill him.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I just leave. Yeah, because everyone still their kids like
run around for Halloween too. Knowing that like constant murders,
I understand you gotta be like movie ish about it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I mean, I'm still gonna look at it with a
little bit of logic. Yeah, but let's be fucking real.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It's a movie. They need the movie. I think I
think we could beat him.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Uh no, I want on one like this fight. I
can't run away, we're no matter what. I agree with that,
But like if I can leave and like find a
way to like get out of town, yeah, I'm straight.
If I got a car, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Give me a fifty cow.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I think a fifty cow would also do some damage.
I think that would knock him out for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Give me.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't know if it'd kill him, but a fifty
cow to the to the fourn.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Me a bear it, fifty cow.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Broro pressor no suppress. You know what we're doing with suppressor?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I mean whatever just increases velocity, I guess, and.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Suppressed suppressor would probably down your velocity. But he wouldn't
know where you're shooting him from.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I guess not. I want to be right, and I
want him to be I want him to be looking
at giant fifty cow. Bear it in my fucking hands.
I just want to if it's real life, you're not
getting like recorded in for a movie. Dude, Let's get
some Let's get some further back. If you've got a
fifty cow. You know, are we talking like getting suited
up and like vests and looking badass? You play MW
(27:37):
three Yeah, like the original? Yes, the campaign? You ever
beat the campaign? Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Talking the final mission where your priced and you're coming
out with the in the jug suit in facts. Okay, yeah,
well I'm talking. Okay, that's that's it, That's what I want. Yeah, Wow,
what a reference? All right, I want to spend the
next one.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Okay. Oh, he's excited. I'm tapping it. Keep tapping really
really heavy in here. I don't know how long this
is going to go on. Let's see who do we get?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
What does that say?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I think we know it? Pinhead? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I've never seen the movie Pinheads and couldn't even tell
you anything about him.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Really, you've never seen Silent Hill. Silent Hill. You mean
Silent Lambs Silent Hill. Oh he's from Silent Hill. Pinhead
is from Silent Hill. I did not never Okay, So
who do you know the Do you know the name
of the character from Silent Hill, the main character?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
No, I don't even played Silent Hill.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, fuck it. So the main character of Silent Hill,
Pinhead is the representation of him, but like Pinhead's only
reason he lives in Silent Hill is to keep the
main character human, Like he is like the epitome of
that guy's pain and everything like that, because you know,
he's very.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Like so he's like another conscience of him.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, basically gotch and and he's always there, like he
just his he They made like a silent bet that
Penhi was just stay in Silent Hill and all he
would do for the rest of eternity is just cause
as much fucking pain as humans. Christ. Yeah, but he
kills mons. Pinhead kills monsters, he killed, he tries to
ham he kills everybody. He doesn't give animals, he doesn't
give a shit who who it is. He'll just be
(29:04):
walking around killing ship. He just heaing it. But he's
like the only guy that makes whatever the main character
is it like feels fear. So that's what keeps him human.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
So we scare him and he doesn't because exact exactly
the facts, and then he scared him.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
We're good. He's super slow. Oh so he cannot run him.
He's super slow. He I don't I'm pretty sure. I
mean I haven't. I haven't seen in the or just
like movings. No, he's just super what are you Okay?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
He just went like a complete silence that wasn't like
edited or nothing. He just stopped everything he was saying
and just is now looking at the wall being dead. Say,
is this a bit?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
This is a bit? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Are you having a stroke?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I think if you need help, you need help. No, okay,
this is Pinhead. I don't think you're thinking of the
right guy. I'm thinking of that dude with that giant try.
I think you're thinking of the guy with the nails
in his face, like in his head. Yeah, that's Pinhead.
Yeah right, I'm pretty sure you're from Silent Silent of
the Lambs. No, Silent of the Lambs is when that
(30:05):
dude is Cannibal Hell Razor, Hell Razor. Yeah, he's from
hell Raiser.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
That's what I've never seen how Razor. I couldn't tell
you anything about.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, so I don't know about Sorry. I hope you
enjoyed that. Lore Tho whoever, I someone knows what video
game that is? Yeah it is Silent Hell. Okay, who's
got like a giant pyramid? Pyramid head from Silent Hill.
Yeah this pyramid heead?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Okay, Well, I was just saying, all the lord for
pyramid Yeah, okay, well you got him a little mixed
up pyramid head.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I know I can see where you can get that.
I'll give you that.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Thank you. I'll give you that. They're both heads, bro,
they're both both exactly. I'll give it to you. He
heads brom.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I don't know anything about him. I'm skipping up.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Do you know the dude from Silent Hill exactly? Pyramid
head Annabelle? Dude, Okay, I'm kicking the ship out of Annabelle.
It's a little bro. I don't know who the crew
is it. It moved up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Fuck that guy. We're doing annabel Yeah, we're gonna do Annabelle.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I would it's a doll, I would would stop.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Nothing's happening, there's no I mean, like, I understand if
the doll ever like looks at me like it's doing that.
You know what I mean? You know how people like
hear the doll move and they look over and the
doll doesn't move, and they like, everything's fucking fine. No,
if I hear the doll twitch, I'm one of those
guys where like if I saw a coat on hanging
on a door and it was dark, and I thought
it was a person. I would throw something at the
(31:29):
fucking door, at the coat, and then it would be
like I'd be like, fuck, that's not a person. Because
I was always making sure I was the kind of
guy that would fucking like take a piss here, like
a drop fall from the foss end of my shower
and I would just sucker punch the fucking the shower curtains.
I'm always being careful, bro. If I ever got the
slightest instinct that that doll ever moved or or has
(31:52):
any fucking weird demonic powers, I'm doing everything. I don't
know if I'm taking this doll to church, bro. But
like until I was like fourteen, I was I was
like I was terrified of the dark, and I.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Would this is like Jennen coming out. I would I
would run past like dark like doors. Like if the
bathroom door was open it was pitch black at like
ten o'clock, I look at it like, holy shit, dude,
if I'm going it used to be so bad. In
mind you, I'm still like fourteen. If I'm going up
the stairs and it's pitch black, not only do I
need a YouTube video going in my ears to make
(32:26):
me feel a little safe.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm dashing up those stairs. I'm sprinting so god damn fast. Dude.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I was terrified at the I mean I.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Used to do that when I was like a kid.
I was fourteen. I know you. I mean you were
a kid. You were just like a kid with like
pep No, dude, I was like I was like a
kid going through puberty. Yea's what I'm saying. What I said.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, I don't know why that came out. I don't
know why you even said that.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
No, I'm really haavy. It came home, bro, I think
that was great. I know who Jeff the Killer is?
What sorry, continue what you were saying. Jeff the Killer,
he's the next one. But I know who he is.
Do you know who Jeff the Killer is? Who is
Jeff the Killer he?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Do you know Creepy Pasta's he was like the first
Creepy Pasta. This guy, oh you know him when I
don't know anything about him, but I feel like I
could just kick his ass.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Uh. I think he is super like freak you loicking
in the face. He is, And if he ever did
try to attack, he terrify me. I would bully him.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Oh, I would kick his ass. Though he doesn't even
have a nose, he can't smell me.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
He also has long hair, I believe he does.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
That's that blacks his hair around.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
And his eyes are very protruded, Like I would just
poke his eyeballs out and slem with my arm, saying
my hands. And he has normal teeth, it's not like
they're sharp. Yeah. I know it's gonna be like a
toddler biting you.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah no, So I'm just.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah no.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
But with that being said, I feel like that was
a great place to leave off. We have to go
see a movie we do actually have. We are going
to go see a Smile too. I hope everyone enjoys
a little can we fuck up these movie characters?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Can we? Can we? That was the segment name. You
moved the up away from that sentence and shit gets insane?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Oh chickens diddy real cool.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Especially since we're saying can Anyways, you guys have a
wonderful day, and I hope you enjoyed the podcast. Have
a great day everyone, Seasons and happy birthday, Devin
They make that. They make the twigs bigger. They're trying
to make us fat. You know what I mean, the
twits double, the sage, trying to make us fat. They
make the best cars. Never Queen, never seple Day. It's
the same root see. No money in the bank, no
gas in my tank, telling no what to do, telling.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No what the thing do? Welcome to dude problems. Oh wow,
that was that was a nice little change of tone. Sorry,
I feel like I'm kicking you out of the smell.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Look look how loud we are as well. That's super funny. Miscalculation, miscalculation,
miss input, missing pang. It was a missing miss input,
gang mismissing bang. The one thing looks good, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The one time I wanted to be quiet on the podcast. Wow,
look at that, we're super loud. It's okay, gang. Anyways,
how you been man, I've been hanging out brother. It's
been a good, solid week, super boring. We have some
big news on the podcast. Everyone, drum roll please, even
though this is not a drum roll Jesus thing I
got right now?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What what did you say?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Stephan's birthday tomorrow? But you know, since he says, I'm pregnant.
We're just gonna skip this whole bit. Oh damn no,
I'm kidding. Happy Birthday, Devin, shout out, Devin.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Next week's Devin's Birthday Podcast recap.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh yeah, you guys are gonna hear all these stories
from about it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
From like the three birthday events that are going down.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You heard Tristan's birthday. You're gonna hear my birthday. Yeah,
you're gonna hear a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Tristan could be on the pod next week, special guest
Tristan next week. That'd be that'd be really cool for
yeahs old dude, our first boy on the pod. That
would be so awesome. Hike for episode twenty seventh.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty no, it's twenty
I think it's twenty six, really no, no notice, twenty seven,
twenty seven because I mean I said twenty seven to
twenty eight, because when Brian my dad, he came on,
it was twenty five. Mister Grabs.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, mister g. Mister g he came on on twenty five.
We did once, so yeah, twenty seven. But anyways, well,
you do anything cool last week, anything special.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, man, No, just been working just from playing video games.
Just been a pretty average week, I'm not gonna lie.
Today was probably the busiest I've been really with us
my weekends because I went to the DMV. Bro. You know,
it's always a it's always a trip. It's always a trip.
And uh, I think I told you earlier when we
were hanging out. I had a little story. Yes, it's all.
It's just a it's a big graphic. So I will say,
you know, trigger warning for some people, probably if you
(02:14):
have to, if you don't like dealing with ship, you know,
But for the pussies the now. I went to the
bathroom at the DMV, man, and I was just going
in there because I picked a scab on my thumb
from this blister and I started bleeding. So I was
just like, yeah, yeah it is so I obviously am
(02:35):
I go look for paper towel. There's no paper towel.
There's only the dice in fucking blowing ship, which is stupid,
you know what I mean? Can I have some paper
towl you know, you know how make your hand? Imagine
there's no toilet paper and you have to like make
a like secret poop mission to that paper towle to Spenser, hoping,
no one's in the bathroom. You can't blow poop out
of your butt. I'm just saying that's stupid. So I
(02:56):
went to the first doll first all was disgusting, no
toilet paper. Second install a disgusting, no toilet paper. Third stall, disgusting,
no toilet paper. I get downe to the forestall, which
is the family stall, and it's locked as a dude
in it and he coughs when I tried to open
the door, and like immediately after, dude, like this guy
must have had like if I could like the pepsi
(03:17):
nitro shit all right, b I didn't mean to Yeah,
I know, I didn't mean to bring I know it's
a source subject for you. Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No I like pepsi mango.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't care about the r yeah no, but this
like it like he had. It was just you know,
I couldn't. I really can't even do it, slid. It
was bad. I walked all the way to the end
of the bathroom after finding some toilet paper, and I
still smelt it by the entrance dude, and I was
just like the son of a bitch, this is bad.
(03:45):
And he was still going and that that was just it.
It's always funny. I don't know. I don't know, man.
I mean, it's a d M. There's a lot of
people there. There was a ton of people there. You
choose to go with the DMV. I thought I was
the only guy in there, man, And it was just
like I hit the stall. The dude's like that cough,
like that.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Cough, just everything.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I felt like I startled the ship out of him.
That's so funny. Literally literally startled the out of him.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, dude, I went on what's it called the the
Bright Line, the train that goes down to the Miami. Yeah,
I went on that for work. I went there in
Orlando and one day went to Miami and Orlando and
back one day. What a long fucking day that was, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
How long does it take to get over there? Uh?
Like three and a half. That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
On the way there, we had less stops, so it
was quicker. I see on the way back there, I
feel like on the way back there like trying to
fill in time or something because we were going stupid slow,
like stupid slow, like it took its interesting, it took
its like forty five minutes to get us out of
like West Palm, and it took it. We flew by
it like twenty minutes. It felt like on the way there,
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, typically the way back supposed to feel faster too. Yeah,
what I know, I agree, I completely agree with you.
So they were definitely trying to fill in time because
once it got like close to the when we're supposed
to get there, we got there so quick we sped.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Was it cool? Was it? Like? What are the rules?
Can you walk? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You can walk around? Yeah, you can walk. You can
walk around the whole train if you wanted to. Literally
what I said, it's literally the bullet train. It flies too.
But I feel so bad for fly. Well, no, it
can't fly, but they like.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I see ye undertood, that would be pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Do you really think it could fly?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah? Maybe you know. I mean, have you seen like
fucking GT six.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Right, you're right?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
My bad, My bad?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
But uh, the seat the one thing I don't don't
like the seats. Uh, they don't like lean back or anything,
so like after I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
A little stiff.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, you wouldn't be on it for as long as
I've been on it, but because you know, I was
literally on it all day long.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Or imagine being stiff for that long.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And dude, that that's what killed me.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
On the way on the way there, it was fine,
but on the way back, I was like, holy shit,
can I lean back a little bit?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You know? You know what I'm saying, dude. I mean,
you're stiff for two hours. You're like, yeah, eventually, you
know what I'm saying. But the bathrooms, dude, the bathrooms
are insane. Dude, They're crazy. You weren't stiff in the bathroom.
Bathrooms are dude. The bathrooms are like a little like
you could sleep in there. Dude.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I feel dude, I could do full on man spread
in the bathroom. It's insane.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's really like lay down on the ground. You can
laying on the ground as I would.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I would never, I would never do it. But I'm
just saying, like I thought you were describing what you did.
Do No, I'm just saying, I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You can't. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But the one thing I will say, if you're walking
around on the bullet train, dude, the bullet train, the
bright line, you're gonna be back and forth. I did
that like they could see me. I was just looking
stupid in my chair from yeah you were, yeah, but
no you enjoy You were weaving back and forth. But
there's things you can hold on while you're walking, so
it's fine, like little handlebars like on every seat. Okay, yeah, yeah,
(06:51):
so it's cool. It's a really cool experience. It's a
shaky ride, but yeah, I like I would go on
it again. Yeah, Like, think about it realistically. You're spending
a like I think it's like one hundred and twenty
five for take, but if you're doing tolls and gas
and all that, it's probably gonna be about the same amount.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I was just gonna say that. Yeah, I mean, last
time I drove to Miami, it took me. It was
for a cruise. It took me like a five and
some change, you know what, Because once you get into
the inlet, it's like damn, like everyone's coming on this crew.
It's like what's going on. So it took me like
five and some change bro to get there. And yeah,
I spent I had to fill my take up twice,
which was fifty bucks each time. And imagine getting off
the crew, spending all that money and having to do
(07:26):
it again.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That's already a Bright Line ticket right there exactly. So
it really is probably the cheaper option, even though it
might not seem like it at first, it definitely is
the cheaper.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Option, you know what I'm saying. I can see how
people want the convenience of having their own vehicles so
they can, like you know what I mean, when they
get to their destination, they're limited as to where they
could go. For sure, it makes sense. But I mean
if you're making a day out of it, or if
you're going to a trip, like if you're going on
a cruise, I take the Bright Line. Yeah, that's what
I mean. Like you're going on a trip, you need
to get to Miami so you can get to the airport.
(07:56):
You know, if you're leaving your car at an airport
at you're spending money, you know what I mean. So
I think that you take me. Does you go to
the airport? Yeah? You uh yeah, So that's that's way better.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't know about Miami, but it you go to
Terminal C where JEB Blue is to go on the.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Bright Line, oh really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, like you don't go it's not the same drop off,
Like you know, you lean right for the terminal seed
drop off, you veer to the left and you go
to the right line.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I see.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, so it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, it was.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Four What do you mean you were doing Taylor Swift
Taylor Swifts in Miami. I didn't go to the concert
or nothing, but that they were doing like the whole
Taylor Swift train or whatever. The whole train was Taylor
Swift out. It was kind of crazy, but yeah, I
don't know. It had me thinking like about like that's
like really like you go to New York and that's
there's a bunch of trains and buses, subways, and that's
(08:49):
like really like the only thing we got there. Yeah,
you know what I mean, like public transport or aren't
I get what's the word like big here at all?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean we're it's not like
we're in a city, you know what I mean. You've
got a lot of land, I feel like compared to
most places, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And it had me thinking if like if I could
like live somewhere else and like with all the public
transport and all that and everything, where would I live?
And I was like, dude, if I get like super
super super rich, I would definitely move up to like Massachusetts.
But here's my thing. I wouldn't live in Boston because
Boston such as shit. So I would live in a
place like Andover or something like that. Get a super nice,
(09:23):
big house because that's all the houses are up there, big,
that's why they're so expensive, and s bunch of land
and everything, and just watch the tree ex change colors
and everything. Shit would be fucking beautiful.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah. No, I have you heard of Salem?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, my brother used to live in Salem.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, that's that. That was probably my first answer. No,
I know it's a ship show because uh, when when
it gets to the October November there's town is going?
Is it? Really?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's my brother? He told me that when I last time, I.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Sucks so much. Fine, then what'stock Virginia is could be
my second? Then Salem? Can you? Yeah? What's stock Virginia?
I genuinely switching over really after yeah, after hearing what
you just said. Yeah, someone who actually has lived in Salem.
I'm switching. Yeah, that those are he lived in Salem
for like three years, so that I trust his words.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, I trust his words.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
What's stuck Virginia is a really nice place, and it's
a super small town kind of like Salem, but it's
not super t they that is not where they do
What's duck ninety nine? Now, this is just called What's
I think the lore of the town is. Actually, I
don't know if I should like the lore. I don't know,
like the pokemonage, I don't know the Pokemon they made
(10:28):
a ton of money off of Limber. That's what the
town was for, like cutting down trees and everything, like
in the middle of a forest too, So oh that's cool,
yeah Slenderman, yeah exactly. But all the trees, all the
trees are those big tall trees that turn orange and
everything like that. It's just the fall is beautiful. It's
like three months it gets cold, but not like you know,
like super you're gonna die, yeah, yeah, if you can
afford just getting like some sort of snow tires of
(10:50):
some kind, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Mass My one thing though, with like massa choots and
stuff like and over and all that. Everything's like in
the woods. I'd be so scared of like murderer type
thing like Slenderman for real coming true. Every time I
stay in like a cabin or something. That's the first
thing I think about is oh shit, someone's gonna slaughter me.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I used to play the I used to be terrified
to play the Slenderman games, but I would push myself
through it. But it was one of the hardest things
I used to do. And I remember when the movie
came out, I was like, I didn't see this, this
might be spooky, and it was like one of the
worst dogs. Like I didn't see it so bad. It
was very bad like representation of what Slenderman was, and
like the whole point of it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And yeah, most video game movies are really dog shit.
But you know what they did do with Slenderman. Actually,
they remastered the video game and it looks magnificent. We
should play it for like a YouTube video or something
one time.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'd be interested in doing that. I look that I'm
not a bit anymore, you know what. I'm still a bit. Oh,
I'm for sure, still a little bit. But it'll be fine.
It's only like twenty bucks, I think too. It's a
solid remastered. Hey, I know, I'm so sorry. I understand.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Like, dude, come on here, what's going on? What is this?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Devin's given half ass performance here? I'm giving half assed
performance because My girlfriend has called me like seventeen times
about these movie too.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's her fault.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
She has, she has, she has, no, it's my fault.
I told her I was going to call her back
on the other side of recording, tell her she has
Anna's number. I was gonna hear she's gonna kill you.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
She doesn't even dreams every night. That's what she dreams
about the most time.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I know she hates me. Anyone who doesn't understand that's
Devine's girlfriend. She doesn't actually hate me. But she's.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So Massachusetts. Bro, you said specifically Boston.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No outside of Boston, outside of I would never drive
into Boston.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I just wanted to make sure I go down. Driving
in Boston is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'd never do it. Never once. Nope, I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Have you seen the roads? Oh my god, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Start getting in the gang and ship, get in with
the gang.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Another thing is my brother lives in Massachusetts. I need
to go to Boston. I just call him, YO, drive
me to Boston. I'll give you gas.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
True.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I never driving in downtown Boston. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I just want somewhere that has all four seasons.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Boston, Massachusetts. Yeah, I say Boston, like that's the whole state,
but no mass to choose it. That's I think that's
New York.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
But that is New York. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
One time I was in downtown. This was in downtown Boston.
This dude spin on my brother's car. Why because he
was I think, I said, turned to tell the story
in the podcast. One time he was turning right, Uh,
and this guy was coming with the bike. Yeah, he
just kept going in and stopping. We're in the crosswalkers,
We're about to turn right, and uh, he goes around
and he looks at us, and he is right on
(13:25):
my window.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
If that hypothetically happened to me, I would have ran
him over.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I I just laughed.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I just laughed really hard. I've never experienced something like.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You should have had a spit fight with him. Yeah.
I just started to like roll the window down, spit
rolling it back up, you know what I mean, try
to like dodge and dude, he would he would have
like chased us. Try to peek no way and yeah
he's on a bike. What is dip she gonna do? No?
Once we get to a red light. We're screwed. You
seen bowlt of fucking run him? You know what I'm saying.
You seen bowl of fucking bikes there fucking banging on
(13:56):
the wood. It feel like it takes a pretty strong
guy to break a car window too. It's like the
dude from Lego City commercials back in the day.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Hey, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, I did the construction guy right, yes, yeah, so
whenever something would happen. No, I do know exactly what.
That's so funny too. You always bring up the weirdest,
like parts of my brain.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I did. I just have the weirdest reverence.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, I know, because you unlock these memories. I just
completely forgot. I had, like this is random Lego guy.
I think one time we had a conversation on Lego Ninjago.
We did, and I don't I don't know about Lego Nikta.
I was no, Yeah, I think we're just talking about
which Ninja we would be. I think we were talking
about Legos though, and we were like the Lego movie
and then I was like Ninjago probably Lego movies, so fire,
I know Lego movies, fine, Lego Batman movies. Fire you
(14:38):
know what else is fire is this time of year.
I fucking love spooky season. I do also love I
think we had a conversation about our favorite holidays, and
I think I did say. I know, I just not
that I think I did say. I'm pretty sure I
said Halloween.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I think I also did say. I don't remember, but
I think I said Halloween.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I love Halloween time where you can be someone you're
not shut the fuck I'm kidding. Well, no, it's the
time that most children get killed per capita, hi cars?
Is that is that true? Like that was true like
twenty eighteen when everyone was wearing those like late like
not LATEX.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
But like what solid black suits? Oh, they were like
yeah suits or something. They had like all kinds of color. No,
I know what you're talking. Yeah, but the kids were
like the solid black ones like in the middle of
like butt fucking nights.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And yeah, there's still kids that do that.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I feel like, maybe maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like, no,
I feel like they're doing like neon ones and shit.
Now mmm, you know, I do know what you're talking. Well,
they do a lot of the inflatable ones. Yeah, they
like were not kids. I mean, we're not children, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You turned twenty one tomorrow and I turned twenty in
a February. Man, we're growing up exactly. We're growing exactly.
I'm not going to say we're grown, but we're growing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We're definitely growing. I wish we had a camera so
you can see what this man just did.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I was referencing my facial hair. Obviously, he was not
he was. He was referencing a male genitalia, my toes.
That's not Jenny Tayla.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Are you sure? Yeah, I've seen people get pregnant movies
by those alien movies. Obviously. What was that like Tentacles? Yeah,
kind of movies. Are you watching the ones on? I
can't say yeah, that's a free poem. I'm not gonna
say the worst. I knew where that was going, but
uh but no, dude, Halloweens Halloween's the best. Now, it's
it's really I like horror movies.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
See here's my biggest like spooky movies. I never got
like super into like horror stuff, like I'm a bitch,
But I think there's a certain point, like obviously now
because it's different, we can watch older horror movies that
are classic then and like they're super corny and funny,
you know what I mean. And then the ones that
do genuinely scare me because I like them and I
know it's all fiction and bullshit. If it genuinely scares me,
(16:44):
I think it's pretty good. Yeah, we're about to go
see Smile too tonight. I don't have super high expectations
for the movie. It's really good, the best movie in
the world. But I liked Smile one because it was
a pretty creepy concept.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Was it. I've never even seen the first one music
good movie. I just seen the.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Promo where they are all at like sporting events and shit,
just smiling. Yeah, well, I mean you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
When we're on the way there, I'll give you a
recapper just right after I'll give you Smile.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh yeah, for everyone, We're gonna go see to Night
with some buddies. Oh my god, I see with some guys.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
We have friends. We do have friends, dude, shout out,
we have adult friend We do have adult friends. Shout out. Yeah, bro, dude,
you guys say that.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
But I'm the youngest. I'm designated driver for the next
two years.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's true. I mean I'm still I'm designating driver for
the next like twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, not even yeah, for like the next four hours.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
That is actually insane. We'll probably be on Xbox talking
when I'm twenty one. Yeah, well yeah, dude, we'll probably
feel it. I will be the first person to tell
you heavy bird basically most likely. Yeah, we're gonna be
on the finals. Bro, we got to get at least
one finals win. I'll even do it quick.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I couldn't even tell you the last time we got
a finals ranked win last night.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
For that, we did not get a win. We got
to the finals twice. Yeah, we're not talking about this.
Hold on. I was about to say, look at us,
hold on, No, because we were doing so good this
entire as.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
For everyone who uh, for everyone who doesn't know what
the finals is. It's a little bit game. Me and
Devin and one of our other friends play. You know,
we played a pretty good amount, but we we suck.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Most nights. We don't win.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, yeah, we don't win. We're good players, but we
cannot win.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I think it's just luck, man. I think honestly, one day.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
We're like Kevin Durant without Curry.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
We might be the best in the league, but we
ain't gonna win when we are gonna win then, so
you know, it's it's it's a little unfortunate, but it's okay.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's always okay.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
A little sports reference there that might be like the
sports reference I've ever done.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But I mean, since we're talking about video games, I
will say, like, I like spooky video games as well,
which puts me kind of I mean, I get in
the mood to play them when I'm in like the October.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
So you ever play until dawn?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I have. I have played until you know what that is? Yeah? Yeah,
I know that first. I do know that. I will
already watch Jev's play through of it all. No way
you have it, we can play it. That's cool. Yeah, dude,
we should play it. That'd be sick. We should play
I would fuck with that. Yeah, I bet I played
the first one. I played Man with Madan.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I've played all of them, like the very very new ones.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I don't think there are all the Dark. Yeah, I've
played a lot of the Dark.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
There's like eight of them. I've played like the first
five once they went into like Afghanistan. That's when I stopped.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I also did not do any of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, I loved the Little Hope. A Little Hope was so.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Little Hope was a really good game. These are, I mean, again, bro, spooky.
Look at us.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
We see we're already getting in the spooky season. I
mean look, we got the candle, we got the little lamp,
we got silent Hill in the background.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Oh yeah, you guys are gonna you guys might see
that podcast, yeah at Dude Proms podcast on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Go check it out. This is the setup. It's a
little garage band set up. Pretty much.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
We posted our little set up because I know you
guys were under the impression we were doing this nice little,
cheeky fucking living room set up with the couch in
the chair. We were probably that's true. Yeah, for like
the first ten episodes we were. But we noticed the
room when you turn off the lights and you have
all this ambient lighting, it's just it's just sixy And.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We also, I also live with my parents and they
kicked me out of the living room, so we're now
in my room.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No, we don't talk about that alone, don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, mansion every day, six car garage yeah, car,
we're just upgraded.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We're both you know, we only have like three bugattis each.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, you know I paid them ten grand just because
the other day.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, he just want to give me that money. Yeah,
you know, I was like, you know, oh, it's because
I bought you that Chick fil a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You're right, he bought me one hundred Chick fil A sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
No, I bought you one. Every time someone one of us, remember,
every time one of us buy something like a snack
for each other, we have to give each other ten bands.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh yeah, you're so right. My bad, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
We do.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. That's just that's the life we live. Yeah,
that's the life we live. I want you to know
Devin's going back on his phone mid podcast because when
someone call him out, no I am don't.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Well, okay, so Jade's about to look really stupid because
I had this really sweet idea shit to put on
this uh generator wheel of spooky horror movie characters, uh huh.
And then whether it's just like two, three or four whatever,
who cares. I wanted to hear what our thoughts would
be on trying to beat them trying to get away
from them. What we would do in the situation.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
All right, maybe I did fuck up. I'm sure you guys.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
No, it's okay, No, it's okay. But Jay's here. Oh
I'm spending it right.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Now because I see I'm sorry podcast you can't see this,
but we can't.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh, we're about to get the climb. That's so dog ship.
He doesn't he like kids? Pause?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Wait wait you know he does?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he only goes for kids. So kids.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, so we're good.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, well, I mean he gets into a tiff with
the one as their adults. Do we say who it was?
They can't see who it was? Say no, we said
the class. You know. Yeah, he goes for kids, but
he will kill adults.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Are we doing the TV movie it or the newer one?
Because it's the TV movie IT from the nineties, I'm
killing him. He's that that's easy wipes.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, this is let's go classic. That's easy.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Let's go classic. That's absolutely easy wipe.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Because when I'm talking scream, I don't mean streaming these
new movies where he can like teleport and building. Yeah,
with the new it's like, man, he looks like he
can mess you up.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
The old one bitch?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah, yeah, the old one is kind of a bitch,
he is. So let's do the new one. Okay, you
want to do the new one?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, superpowers and ship, I know, but we would just
roy the old it. It's literally just so we'll do
the new one. Yeah, it's I mean. The trick to
him now that we know this to the movies is
to not be scared of him. I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, truly he will. He can't kill you if you
don't fear him. He feeds off of fear. Okay, that's
how he knows. He's like Freddy Krueger. Yeah, kind of
like Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Okay, yes, cougar, Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Freddy Freddy. He's he's an.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Older girl, that is younger man.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
He's a cougar. That's that you said Freddy Krueger. I
said a Krueger. Oh it's Krueger, Krueger. It really is Krueger.
There's an r. Yeah, holy shit, dude, I've said Freddy
Krueger my whole life.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It's not a cougar. Why I was making fun of you.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
This is new, this is new information. We land on him.
So you can see the r that's insane. Yeah, this
is this is really Oh fuck, I just burnt my
finger on.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You're stupid. So yeah, I don't know how to defeat it.
I've never seen the movies, but I'm a man, so
I don't think he would really want me anyways, But
didn't the kids just beat him in one of the
movies anyways, like straight up, they came back.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They came back to the second and the second movie
as adults and beat his ash right. I'm pretty sure
one of them died. Maybe not, but yes, not actually
a few of him died. But they beat that ash right, Yeah,
because they stopped fearing him. Yeah, exactly, so he turned
into like a tiny little clown and then they fucked
him over the bath. Yeah I'll be a okay dude, Okay,
I think he's pretty fucking scary though. I'm just gonna
(23:28):
be behind Jayden most of that. I'll be safe.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, I'll be I'll man it out.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Who is Ash? But we don't get Ash, we get
Michael Meyers. There's nothing we can do, really, nothing we
can do for Michael Myers. Nothing we can We're dead.
How do you why do you really have you never
seen my Michael with Myer movie. Like he was in
a prison for a good amount of time.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Bro, Yeah, do you not see what he did when
he got back? Fuck people up exactly? And I'm pretty
sure in the third I don't know what happened to
the third one. I never saw the third one. You
never saw the third one. He's alive?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Did he did he finish? They trapped him. They trapped
him in a house, and and they set the house
on fire, and the house like the newest third one, Yes,
the newest third one. It's called Halloween.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Halloween Kills or no Halloween Ends.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, Halloween ends. Yeah, yes, this is what happened. I think.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I'm seeing the last one. I'm pretty sure is Halloween Ends.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I'm pretty sure I've seen it. Yeah, they kill him,
but then at the end they show that he's.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Not actually were exactly. He never dies, he never done.
He here, just fucked. Sorry, was making fun of your staughter.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Such an innocent smile. After looking at me to you're
just like sorry, I had to make jas I'm sorry,
that's okay. I apologize, you apologize, your apology accepted, Thank you.
I'd be able to fuck him up.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I would bet my left leg, my left arm, my
right arm, and my right leg that you couldn't.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's not like he's ever getting in cars. If I'm
being logical here, I'm gonna immediately.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Teleports, dude. He's always everywhere he has to teleport. But
at the same time, maybe if you just like leave
the fucking town. If I know that, I ever, I
just think I just gotta sorry finish you go ahead, no,
because I think I just found a loophole.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Really yeah, yeah, I was just gonna be like guys, cops,
like this dude with this fucking machete, I need like
the heaviest box that you can just put on top
of him, uh huh, and we'll just leave him in
that box and never like like lift it up. I
like your answer. Your answer is a lot more funny
than mine mine, like really logical. Really yeah, oh fuck,
I feel like that's pretty logical. What are you talking
a box? You're the heaviest like iron box? I was
(25:36):
thinking like a cardboard box. No, like not like the
heaviest most well like suited, just metal box and just
put him inside of it, like when you drop that
shit on him. It like indense into the concrete of
the earth, like he cannot get out. Oh then yeah,
like I say, and then hopefully he starves. But if
he can teleport, were fucked like a safe basic Yeah,
Like I say, put him in a giant safe and
(25:58):
just have him be there. Okay, I think he can
go fuck himself.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I thought you've met like a cardboard box.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Why would I ever know?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I was thinking, he loves his mom's house so much,
and where he grew up in everything, like where he
lived when he was a kid, and he's never gonna
leave that town. So why don't you just leave the town?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You know what I'm saying, gang, Yeah, because people are stubborn, bro,
I don't know. That's just what i'd do.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
If he's a killer there, I don't think i'd want
to be there. I guess you could do that, especially
the one that just doesn't die. Yeah, that's how i'd
kill him.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I just leave. Yeah, because everyone still their kids like
run around for Halloween too. Knowing that like constant murders,
I understand you gotta be like movie ish about it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I mean, I'm still gonna look at it with a
little bit of logic. Yeah, but let's be fucking real.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It's a movie. They need the movie. I think I
think we could beat him.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Uh no, I want on one like this fight. I
can't run away, we're no matter what. I agree with that,
But like if I can leave and like find a
way to like get out of town, yeah, I'm straight.
If I got a car, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Give me a fifty cow.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I think a fifty cow would also do some damage.
I think that would knock him out for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Give me.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't know if it'd kill him, but a fifty
cow to the to the fourn.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Me a bear it, fifty cow.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Broro pressor no suppress. You know what we're doing with suppressor?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I mean whatever just increases velocity, I guess, and.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Suppressed suppressor would probably down your velocity. But he wouldn't
know where you're shooting him from.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I guess not. I want to be right, and I
want him to be I want him to be looking
at giant fifty cow. Bear it in my fucking hands.
I just want to if it's real life, you're not
getting like recorded in for a movie. Dude, Let's get
some Let's get some further back. If you've got a
fifty cow. You know, are we talking like getting suited
up and like vests and looking badass? You play MW
(27:37):
three Yeah, like the original? Yes, the campaign? You ever
beat the campaign? Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Talking the final mission where your priced and you're coming
out with the in the jug suit in facts. Okay, yeah,
well I'm talking. Okay, that's that's it, That's what I want. Yeah, Wow,
what a reference? All right, I want to spend the
next one.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Okay. Oh, he's excited. I'm tapping it. Keep tapping really
really heavy in here. I don't know how long this
is going to go on. Let's see who do we get?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
What does that say?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I think we know it? Pinhead? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I've never seen the movie Pinheads and couldn't even tell
you anything about him.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Really, you've never seen Silent Hill. Silent Hill. You mean
Silent Lambs Silent Hill. Oh he's from Silent Hill. Pinhead
is from Silent Hill. I did not never Okay, So
who do you know the Do you know the name
of the character from Silent Hill, the main character?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
No, I don't even played Silent Hill.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, fuck it. So the main character of Silent Hill,
Pinhead is the representation of him, but like Pinhead's only
reason he lives in Silent Hill is to keep the
main character human, Like he is like the epitome of
that guy's pain and everything like that, because you know,
he's very.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Like so he's like another conscience of him.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, basically gotch and and he's always there, like he
just his he They made like a silent bet that
Penhi was just stay in Silent Hill and all he
would do for the rest of eternity is just cause
as much fucking pain as humans. Christ. Yeah, but he
kills mons. Pinhead kills monsters, he killed, he tries to
ham he kills everybody. He doesn't give animals, he doesn't
give a shit who who it is. He'll just be
(29:04):
walking around killing ship. He just heaing it. But he's
like the only guy that makes whatever the main character
is it like feels fear. So that's what keeps him human.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
So we scare him and he doesn't because exact exactly
the facts, and then he scared him.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
We're good. He's super slow. Oh so he cannot run him.
He's super slow. He I don't I'm pretty sure. I
mean I haven't. I haven't seen in the or just
like movings. No, he's just super what are you Okay?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
He just went like a complete silence that wasn't like
edited or nothing. He just stopped everything he was saying
and just is now looking at the wall being dead. Say,
is this a bit?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
This is a bit? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Are you having a stroke?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I think if you need help, you need help. No, okay,
this is Pinhead. I don't think you're thinking of the
right guy. I'm thinking of that dude with that giant try.
I think you're thinking of the guy with the nails
in his face, like in his head. Yeah, that's Pinhead.
Yeah right, I'm pretty sure you're from Silent Silent of
the Lambs. No, Silent of the Lambs is when that
(30:05):
dude is Cannibal Hell Razor, Hell Razor. Yeah, he's from
hell Raiser.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
That's what I've never seen how Razor. I couldn't tell
you anything about.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, so I don't know about Sorry. I hope you
enjoyed that. Lore Tho whoever, I someone knows what video
game that is? Yeah it is Silent Hell. Okay, who's
got like a giant pyramid? Pyramid head from Silent Hill.
Yeah this pyramid heead?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Okay, Well, I was just saying, all the lord for
pyramid Yeah, okay, well you got him a little mixed
up pyramid head.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I know I can see where you can get that.
I'll give you that.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Thank you. I'll give you that. They're both heads, bro,
they're both both exactly. I'll give it to you. He
heads brom.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I don't know anything about him. I'm skipping up.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Do you know the dude from Silent Hill exactly? Pyramid
head Annabelle? Dude, Okay, I'm kicking the ship out of Annabelle.
It's a little bro. I don't know who the crew
is it. It moved up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Fuck that guy. We're doing annabel Yeah, we're gonna do Annabelle.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I would it's a doll, I would would stop.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Nothing's happening, there's no I mean, like, I understand if
the doll ever like looks at me like it's doing that.
You know what I mean? You know how people like
hear the doll move and they look over and the
doll doesn't move, and they like, everything's fucking fine. No,
if I hear the doll twitch, I'm one of those
guys where like if I saw a coat on hanging
on a door and it was dark, and I thought
it was a person. I would throw something at the
(31:29):
fucking door, at the coat, and then it would be
like I'd be like, fuck, that's not a person. Because
I was always making sure I was the kind of
guy that would fucking like take a piss here, like
a drop fall from the foss end of my shower
and I would just sucker punch the fucking the shower curtains.
I'm always being careful, bro. If I ever got the
slightest instinct that that doll ever moved or or has
(31:52):
any fucking weird demonic powers, I'm doing everything. I don't
know if I'm taking this doll to church, bro. But
like until I was like fourteen, I was I was
like I was terrified of the dark, and I.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Would this is like Jennen coming out. I would I
would run past like dark like doors. Like if the
bathroom door was open it was pitch black at like
ten o'clock, I look at it like, holy shit, dude,
if I'm going it used to be so bad. In
mind you, I'm still like fourteen. If I'm going up
the stairs and it's pitch black, not only do I
need a YouTube video going in my ears to make
(32:26):
me feel a little safe.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm dashing up those stairs. I'm sprinting so god damn fast. Dude.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I was terrified at the I mean I.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Used to do that when I was like a kid.
I was fourteen. I know you. I mean you were
a kid. You were just like a kid with like
pep No, dude, I was like I was like a
kid going through puberty. Yea's what I'm saying. What I said.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, I don't know why that came out. I don't
know why you even said that.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
No, I'm really haavy. It came home, bro, I think
that was great. I know who Jeff the Killer is?
What sorry, continue what you were saying. Jeff the Killer,
he's the next one. But I know who he is.
Do you know who Jeff the Killer is? Who is
Jeff the Killer he?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Do you know Creepy Pasta's he was like the first
Creepy Pasta. This guy, oh you know him when I
don't know anything about him, but I feel like I
could just kick his ass.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Uh. I think he is super like freak you loicking
in the face. He is, And if he ever did
try to attack, he terrify me. I would bully him.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Oh, I would kick his ass. Though he doesn't even
have a nose, he can't smell me.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
He also has long hair, I believe he does.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
That's that blacks his hair around.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
And his eyes are very protruded, Like I would just
poke his eyeballs out and slem with my arm, saying
my hands. And he has normal teeth, it's not like
they're sharp. Yeah. I know it's gonna be like a
toddler biting you.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah no, So I'm just.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah no.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
But with that being said, I feel like that was
a great place to leave off. We have to go
see a movie we do actually have. We are going
to go see a Smile too. I hope everyone enjoys
a little can we fuck up these movie characters?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Can we? Can we? That was the segment name. You
moved the up away from that sentence and shit gets insane?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Oh chickens diddy real cool.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Especially since we're saying can Anyways, you guys have a
wonderful day, and I hope you enjoyed the podcast. Have
a great day everyone, Seasons and happy birthday, Devin
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