Terror Of High School

The Dudes tell stories from their High School years... Talk about Busch Gardens and their favorite rides since they are tearing down Scorpion. Spooky Season is almost here and Jayden wants a new tattoo. Plus hear Jayden's first time being officially on the radio.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You a stand up dude.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I would have had you lock a ass up and
put it on a fuck away goddamn ten days, ten days,
ten days, you fucking somebody else ten days. We stopped
talking for ten days. This wasn't thirty ninety days, four
or five months.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
This is ten days. But that has never made it
in My car's never clean. Every seple day it's the
same route. See no money in the bank of gassing
my tank tone, no what to do, don't know what
did thing do? Come damn boom boom boom boom boom

(00:38):
boom and welcome the dude problem. Wow, what an intro?
What an intro? We always get so loud. It's okay,
I know we always screaming. I feel like at this
point where they're just used to it. Also, for the
last month and a half, I've been saying, it's episode seventeen.
This is episode twenty two. That's in school.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Who's your last episode? I was super confidently saying, like
iding just one his widow. Will we seventeen eighteen?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah? No, we this is episode twenty two. So next week,
let's have the Brian Grimes on the podcast, because we
said twenty five. Have him on pod, but let's just
do it a little early. That's so funny. Yeah, so
Brian Grimes back on the podcast next next Monday, so fast.
Yeah yeah, I know that's a little wild saying, yeah, dude,
twenty two weeks of doing this, I mean actually a
little longer because we missed a couple of weeks. Yeah yeah,

(01:25):
So damn dude, we're like, probably we probably had like
twenty six weeks, but twenty two uploaded. That's really good.
I'm proud of us, look at us. That is good.
Speaking of that, that's that's super consistent considering we can't
even hold a five minute conversation. Yeah yeah for us
two dudes. Bro, that's kind of hard while we're stroking
our ego real quick shout out to the dude at uh,

(01:46):
the security at House of Blues who stopped me, dude went,
are you Jaden Grimes? And I damn near cried. That
ship was awesome. I've never had I've never had someone
ask me that, So that shit was really cool and
I appreciate it. I don't really know what to say
to that. That was just like so heartwarming and like,
holy shit, people actually listene awesome about wells bro, dude. Yeah, wells, Yes,
shout out pig, shout out. I don't know if that's

(02:06):
his rule name, but that's what it says on Instagram. Wells,
so shout out. Well he knows who he is. Yeah,
he knows who he is. I was I gonna say, yes, dude.
My dad went to Taco Bell and he was like, Yo,
are you Jaden Grime's dad? M wait, yes, he was like,
I listened to the podcast. I went to high school
with him. So and I didn't get a name for him.
But shout out you as well, because that's fucking awesome.

(02:26):
That is really cool, dude. You can hear Lolo in
the background sucking yapping right now. I don't even know
that was your Lolo. Yeah, third dude, she really she
wants in the room. He does want the room talking.
But I know the pod. I told you she's a
third dude. Bro. She's very opinionated, though, guys, I'm not
really too sure if we're gonna have her on here. Yeah,
you know, she's very controversial. She yeah, she's a little racist. No,

(02:48):
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Lolo. She so little, she's a
little baby. She's a little bite she doesn't know what's
right and wrong. You know. Oh my god, she got
a little life jacket today, guys, Oh my god. Yeah,
she a little pink like sparkly life. No, it's not that.
I don't think. It's not sparkling. Yeah, no, it's not sparkling.
It's yeah, it's sextual pink. But it's a it's it

(03:08):
has a little shark fan. Yeah, it has a shark fan.
It's very cool. It's very nice, very cool. Yeah. So
to test it out, we opened the door and like
punted her into the water and and she she floated. Sorry,
I was expecting you to keep going with that. You're fine.
I don't think she floated. I don't think we should.
I don't think she went in the water. Yeah, we

(03:28):
kicked or remember what the fuck are you talking? We
did We did not kick my dog into the water.
Stop it. No podcast. We did not do that, No
podcast podcast him? Sorry? Seven five three five? Is that
the pedants? Is that the actual peda?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I just made that number. I was like, damn, why
do you know that this dude got peed on speed dow? Everyone?
Watch out. You've been man, I haven't seen you since
last time. We recorded that. Yeah, I've been good. I've
been we's been going by fast. I've been working. You know,
I got a little project going on in the workshop
right now. Oh, let's hear about it. Building Valentina a vanity.

(04:10):
I didn't even know what a vanity was, dude. You
know furniture that's like where they do their makeup and ship, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
so you have more common knowledge than that. Well, my
my ex had one. Oh she would always sit by
that ship and she just do you know what I mean,
I didn't know what a vanity was. Like I also, like,
I just called it a desk, and like, now it's
a vanity because it looks like it does. It's a mirror.
You know, put a desk in a mirror together, you

(04:31):
got vanity. But anyway, I guess why, you know, what's
you count this as a vanity? Or do you count
that as a vanity? Actually, I don't know if I
would not think it's like a display case. Yeah, yeah,
that's what I would say, more professional that way.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
But yeah, you know, so I got the base built. Basically,
I got the stool and then and then the entire base.
All I need to do is put the the drawer on,
and the shelves, and the mirror.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Said that draw the drawer on. Draw on. I gotta
put the draw on, and then I gotta stain it,
so stain it. I ain't gonna stain it. I was
gonna paint it.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I was gonna airbrush it, so it came out with
like a Matt finish, and it was gonna beautiful because
I figured I would paint her favorite color.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
But then she said she wants more of a natural
color or a natural wood, you know. Yeah, I'm gonna
go ahead and stain it instead, like stain white, like
off white. Almost No, No, it's just basically stay makes
like the wood just look more like old, came from
a tree a little bit older, like a like a
bourbon brown, you know what I mean. And then when

(05:31):
you polish it, it shines very nice in the sun
and it doesn't take too much damage to got a
random goth gee, sorry podcast, but yeah, So I'm excited, dude,
I'm excited. I'm gonna gooday to go finish it up.
I'm working on it. I put like far for far.
I put far. I was gonna say, because no, run

(05:52):
four or five hours into it. Yeah, that was pretty good,
just on Monday Saturday. And then like minecrafting like smart,
like smelting the sand and making a glass. That's exactly
what I'm doing. Actually yeah yeah the wait, where are
you actually smelling? I go and chop down trees since
this is what with your fist? Yes, just like I
started with my fist and then using the crafting table

(06:13):
in the workshop, I was able to make myself a pickaxe.
You know. Really damn So you really just go and
find diamonds yet? Yeah, I have not found diamonds yet unfortunately. Yeah,
that's so unfortunate. I have a pair of gold boots
that are enchanted. Yeah but golden some and I got
it from killing a zombie. Yeah but gold gold Actually
ask interesting? Do you not know that about micraft?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I think I do. My gold is like the worst
arm the skuy dos Minecraft used to always called it.
We do not fuck with Sky just gout his Minecraft.
We do not Like he was my favorite as a kid.
But he's a really bad guy, is he really? He's horrible.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
When I found out what he looked like as a kid,
I did feel like a bit scared to watch him.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh he I wasn't expecting him to look the way
he did. He's got like one, dude, he's a raunchy
looking guy. He is he yeah, he was like you
should watch the whole thousands of YouTube videos about it.
He's a horrible person. I have to watch him since
I was like, oh, dude, he's like Jack like neglected kids, everything,
like abuse, all of it. What a terrible person. I

(07:09):
think he seems to hear someone from your childhood is like, yeah, dude,
one of my favorites from my child This is gonna gets
so depressive. But all those mind started. I know, all
those minecraft people from when I grown up are like
either like off the internet because they're convicted pedophiles, or
like they're just done horrible ship like neglect their kids
and ship like that. And one of them dead has
killed themselves. Do you know who Basher Versus? Yeah, dude,

(07:31):
bash Vers killed himself. I mean he was he was
not a good dude, but I did as a kid.
I didn't know that and I just watched his content
like that ship's crazy crazy. You know, there's a there's
a few things that's going on on the Wow, this
podcast got so depressive. I know this yeah, I know.
Here's thanks for watching guys there. Yeah the hype, no

(07:55):
more depression. So tell me about your week, broosso raptor
fucking scream. I just yeah, my week's been really good.
It's been very busy. I just constantly on the move
with working. I h what did I do this week?
What did I do? What do I do? What do
you do? I did? Uh? The House of Blues event
with a shine Down. You know who shine Down is?

(08:15):
There's some rock band here, Let's shine down. I doubt
that's what any of this. I don't know. On the town,
I met the least singer and everything though. That that
was cool. It was also like my first really big gig,
so that that was really cool. This is their biggest
the house and that just here. I don't want to
get copyrighty. I don't know. I mean I like it.

(08:41):
It's kind of like a you know, a little rock
kind of situation. Yeah. No, there they were. They put
on a really good show. There was also some local
people there, uh, Disney Springs, right, yeah, yeah, House the Blues,
Disney Springs. There was a couple of local people there
and then another person from somewhere. Yeah, but it was
a really good event. A lot of people came out,
sold out, crazy sold Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I mean, dude, House of Blues is just always a
really good time, especially on the I'm assuming this was
on the Weeknriday night.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Friday night, a rain like a motherfucker. As soon as
the event started, it monsoon rained like it was bad. Interesting,
it was like it was like worse than the hurricane.
It's mostly indorsed though, right. Yeah, none of us got wet,
except very good the two guys from Shine Down, they
came in so getting wet. They were using like a
hair dryer to get all their ship like blown off

(09:24):
and everything or dried off. Yeah, it was wild, but uh,
I'm trying to think what we did that night. Man.
We just ran around, did a bunch of social ship,
did a bunch of shit hyping up the crowd. It
was a really good night. Hung out on the grain room,
did some other things around House of Blues. It was
really good. Cool. We went back there today to go
pick up the giant banner we had on the stage

(09:44):
because we had to leave it there just because it's
fucking massive. Only couldn't get it down like that night,
And we picked up another little CD, but it was
just because it was like super fucking high would have
burnt the ship out of us, and we picked it
up that night, so we just picked it up today.
That was pretty cool. I got it, like going to
Disney Springs and then go into like the little side,
you know, like the House of Blues. How they have
the fucking giant wooden like fence. Yes, yeah, I got

(10:07):
to go inside there and then go in the back
entrance and dude, House of Blues looks so I should
have taken a video so I could post it. It
looks so cool when no one's in there, everything was
just black and it was just dead, and yeah, it
was crazy and nursing House of Blues like that because
obviously only go there for concerts and it's just packed.
So that was really cool seeing it like that. Uh,
it was really cool. I gotta. I've been working with
my dad now, so that's really fucking cool. Like it's

(10:28):
super surreal. Like I can go up to my dad
and be like, Hey, what time do we got to
be there? Blah blah blah blah, like talk to my
dad about workshit. It's just wild to me. It's so
much fun. I love it. It's great. It does sound
really fun. Yeah. No, I post on Instagram if you
want to check out the pictures. I didn't post all
the pictures, but I go. It's some cool pictures there.
House the Blues is a really cool venue. And I
always love how your dad also posts the support photos
of you as well. I get to see his Yeah,

(10:51):
his Instagram store too. Yeah, bro's awesome to take a
picture of you actually like doing some shit. You just
don't know he's taking the picture. Yeah, bro, locked in bro. Yeah.
And then the day I went, I had a McDonald's
event for Rumba, the Spanish station. Me had had an
event for the Spanish station. So for like the first
hour I could, it was very hard to communicate with
some people because you know now of course, and you know,

(11:13):
so I was just trying to help him the best
I can. I gave him free shit. Everyone loves free shit,
and yeah, I was. It was supposed to be a
two man gig, and then the one dude couldn't make it,
so it was just solo dolo. It was my first
fucking solo gig and it went pretty good, went pretty good.
I had a did the other guy speak Spanish? So
they had two. Yeah, they had two Rumba events. So

(11:34):
the Spanish speakers went to the bigger one. We went
to the Yeah. Uh. It worked out though, because someone
from Rumba was there, so like an hour in because
he was inside just doing a bunch of social stuff,
and then like an hour in he came out and
it was a chill after that. Got me a frozen
sprite that was fire because it was, dude, it was
like one hundred and two degrees. I'm sitting outside in
McDonald's parking, like, got you a frozen sprite?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, it was frozen solid, not that I would complain,
but it's like an icy Okay, that's what you meant
by it.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I didn't know that's what they call it. A frozen bottles. No, no, no,
they just call it that sounds it was fire, dude,
and it really quinched my thirst because I was like, dude,
it's fired. It's like they had a phantom one too,
like the blue Oh. I haven't had blue fans, but
I think it's a blue phantom. I've had the orange Fanta.
I didn't know they had a orange one. I thought
it was only the blue one. I mean, what are
we talking about they who are McDonald's. Oh McDonald yeah,

(12:22):
oh no, I was just talking about like a regular
like you. No, no, no, I'm talking about I'm talking
about McDonald's. Okay, I don't know. I didn't even know
they had those. Yeah. Yeah. It was a new McDonald's
towards UCF. So we were just doing a grand opening.
They had Ron McDonald in there. I've seen Ron McDonald
like ever get terrified, bro, it's on site with dude
on No. He seemed like a cool guy. But so
it was time for him to leave. Little white face.

(12:43):
As soon as it was time for him to leave,
he fucking printed out there. But she was like, I
ain't talking to no one. Yeah, absolutely not. When I
was a kid, I watched like this creepypasta video Donald McDonald.
I know exactly what you're talking about. Kids. Yeah you
could just yeah, that's the type of show was on
the internet when we were children. Actually, do be fair.
I only know what's on the internet anymore. I didn't
pay attention to all that shit, Like do you remember

(13:03):
ghost cars? I am out of nowhere, by the way,
do you remember ghost car? You don't know what ghost
car is? Man, I really want to type it up
on that computer. But I don't want to close up,
Like I don't want to minimize the program and fuck
anything up. Listen to guys like the you talk I
find ghost cars.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
There's a monumental switch growing up, Like at the I
would say, at the age like of like anywhere between
eleven and thirteen, there wasn't a slow transition to the
media that you saw.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
You just went from watching what is this? This is
a ghost car. Sorry, I don't mean to cut you off.
I have seen this. It's gonna get a fucking loud
hold on, yeah, this jump sky Le's get the ship
me back in the day when I was a child.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
So yeah, But anyways, there wasn't like a smooth transition
between the media that we watched. Your dad ashes went
from and obviously we didn't have Coco Melan, but like
we went from.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Like no we had like sorry, sorry, no, you're good.
We went from like SpongeBob to like years of war
gameplay of like cutting people and half with saws and
still I went from that's like how that's how it
was for me. I went from I was doing both.
I was four years old playing GTA really GTA four
is my first video game. I remember.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
It's so basically the content that I watched the because
I didn't have anything other than like a TV.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
You know, my channel, bro, my favorite YouTuber. I was
such a big YouTube kid on my fucking iPad. And
my favorite YouTuber should not have been watching him. It
was His name was uber hacksis Nova. I still watch
him to this day because he's funny as hell, Like
this dude he's making He's making videos for grown ass men,
and I'm watching this as like a ten year old.
He's playing Gary's Mode and ship, I'm watching this younger
than ten. That's that's why. That's the way I am. Yeah,

(14:35):
I guess that's I guess it helped, though. I feel
like I'm more mature because you watched No. Just like no,
I just watched like older people. I always hung around
older people like I hung around my parents. Yeah that
makes sense, and that makes sense. Like everything I watched
on YouTube was like adult humor. It wasn't like kid shit.
The only kid shit I watched was Scott's Minecraft and
he also cursed on everything. So yeah, no, I mean

(14:56):
that's true. But I did also watch, like I did
watch a lot of kids Ship, but I'd always watch
like versus Blue, I get. I don't know. If I wouldn't,
I wouldn't know. I wouldn't consider that kids ship because
at all I mean there is that was like and
everything exactly and that was like when YouTube first popped off.
That was Halo at its prime.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
That was yeah, but that was like, that was at
that time I was playing, like fifteen sixteen, I was
playing you know, the Ods team.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah. I just bought my best friend Halo Wars two
for his birthday, no way, yeah, just because he loves Halo.
And that's not the only thing I got to play
that Halo Wars games. I've never played Halo like that,
not Halo but Halo War. I've never played Halo like
that in gen really. Yeah. I want to download the
master chief Collection and play the campaigns with someone.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, I know the game pass, dude, I do. Yes,
we could the master Chiefs Collection. You can make the
settings on your on the game. You can make it
look like how I played it. Yeah, dude, it's so I.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Know I played it, but I want I don't want
to do the campaign so I want to do them
with someone. So if you want to reinstall it. We
could definitely, I mean i'd be down hopefully have enough space,
because isn't it like one hundred and sixty four gigs.
That's insane. It might be more whole shit. I can
check for you. I mean, if I can find a
way to install it on my external drive and play it,
I believe it needs to be on your internal Sorry, Bud,
I know, but you so you can transfer games, so

(16:11):
it's just gonna run like shit and play like shit. Though,
what do you mean if it's made for the internal
when you're playing off the externals? No, no, no, no,
that's not what I mean. So what I so, it's
faster than downloading games. Transferring games is faster than downloading
like copying games, Yeah, you have the game has to
be installed first.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
So what I'll do is I'll I have all my
games copied onto the external so I can delete all
of them when I need to install something that has
a ton of gigs, and then I'll just transfer that
over there.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
And then if I you know, I can just transfer
between games. Basically, It's what I'm trying to say. You
can't get it. I mean, it's a little bit of
a hasshole, but it really does. Like most of the
games that are thirty gigs, it really only takes like
seven minutes to transfer the game. It's extremely fair. Man.
I really wish I could uh tell you how many
gigs this damn game is download the console, but it
won't tell me how many, like what massive change collection. Yeah,

(16:58):
but I believe it's I'm sure, I'm I think it's
one sixty forty like, yeah, it's a metric shit ton, dude.
I feel like I'm getting sick, okay, unfortunately, Yeah, I
just feel like shit. Maybe it's because I'm tired. It
could because you're tired. But sleeping. Yeah, I went bet
at like eleven thirty, not bad, but I woke up
at like five. I went to Oh I forgot. I
talked about this during my week. I've been working with
the magic of one O seven seven. I've been I've

(17:20):
said it before, but I've been working them a lot
more and I'm having a fucking blast. It's so much fun.
I love radio. I love talking, I love doing all
the shit. Radio is green. If you're just cool, like
you just love talking. I mean I don't talk on
the radio, I mean I do every once in a
while they passed and when they passed me the mic,
but i'd be editing ship and you know, I've been
doing my thing. It's a lot. When they passed me

(17:41):
to probably yo, yeah, no, there's a mic above me,
and then everyone's wanted to and they pointed me, and
I go and I go, hey, yeah, yeah, that's exactly
about on the radio for the first time, dude, just
like that other radio. Were you nervous for something, Yeah,
I was, absolutely. I mean I've talked about it. I've
talked on it since I was a child, just like
be working, going to work with my dad and shit

(18:02):
like that. But it's so different now. So I didn't
even like play footsages with you right there. It's so
different now though, because I'm like, holy shit, I want
this to be my career. So I'm trying to like
actually be decent at it and not just sound like
a brainless person. You know, you want to have a
personality to it, huh. You don't want to be like, yeah,
and today I made peanut butter sandwich, even though actually

(18:24):
I'd probably listen to that, but I made peanut butter sandwich. Today.
I made peanut butter sandwich with the banana and bread
only to creep me. No, crunchy, I don't like it
with the nuts in it anyways, you know, just trying
to be just trying to be me honestly, it's a

(18:45):
good time. It's fun. I love it. Yeah, And every
time you tell me you were on the radio, I
wish I just will help and put the radio on
in the morning. Dude, I want to get on recording.
I have one of them scream records. I don't know
like how like far back it was, but yeah, one
of them screen recorded. Verty cool, very cool, very nice,
very nice. I got a haircut today? Did you already caret?

(19:07):
I didn't even know. Yeah, it's okay, it's okay. I
just got the faith on the Oh, that's why. That's
why I was. I was also doing a little bit
of game end today. What the fuck did you just say?
I was doing a little bit of gaming today. That
is not what you said. That's absolutely not what you
just said. I was gaming. No, that is not what
you said. What are you talking about? I'm you're trying

(19:28):
to You're trying to give me in a little pickle here.
I see your smile and I'm not I'm not following
for it, but we both know what you said. I
said I was gaming. I will we will rewhy does
it look like that we'll rewind it. So I was
I was gaming today, guys, just playing some video games,
you know, if you're not ga, I did not know.
I don't know. I said I was gaming. No, that
is not what you said. I was. I was gaming.

(19:49):
So I had a headset on and the the hair
had like the.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
And then after that it took like a forty minute
nap before you you called me and told me you
were going home. So the hair is like super ratched
right now, it's all over, super fluffy. Unfortunately, had it
nice and done for you, you know, because I want
to I want to give you the breast best.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Presentation you want to give me the breast? Hell yao, brother?
Bait chuga? Bro, what the hell is a bait juga?
Bait chuga is how you say breast and Spanish for chicken.
That's che cheese, cheese, che cheese, Let me che cheese.
That Oh I see, I see la chuga. Yeah that's

(20:34):
let us I know. Okay, don't worry about me, respect bro. Yeah,
you're basically fluent ale rollole, if you so you I
feel so bad for any Spanish viewer listening to this
right now? What did I don't even know what she
put me on Ruma's insane Mela. The Spanish radio guys

(20:56):
talk way too fast. I can never understand Spanish, like
even my dad, Like my dad's a very slow Spanish speaker,
and he still can't do it. He has a really
hard time like understanding what they're saying because it's just
so fucking fast. Man.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
He's also very I mean, I mean you know he's
he's been speaking English for a while. Yeah, mostly for most.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Of his life. You know what was I going to say?
Oh my god? Do you know how yet? So do
you go to Busch Gardens? Like? Have you been to
Busch Gardens? Dude? Yeah, Bro, that's my childhood. I used
to love going to So do you know you know
the scorpion? I do know the scorpion. Yeah, it's going away.
They're taking it down. That's like a staple of bush gardens.
That's exactly how.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Do dead ass? That's exactly what's gonna go out of
my mouth? Like when I said that's but then you
started talking. I don't want to cut you off. That's
fucking insane. But why didn't take that away?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
That was my brother's favorite rollercoaster? I texted him as
soon as it happened. I mean, I do hate. I
don't know if the I haven't been on it in
a while. This is the one that's like towards the
back with the it's red and it's blue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, Okay, Yes,
I do know that one. It's I'm pretty sure it's
the over the lat bar. Pretty sure. I don't remember

(22:01):
it yet. I was always terrified that I was. I'm
the biggest puss too. My brother baby going everything and
so really Also, I found the clip of me going
on on the radio, so here I can play it
for you.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
The boats go down in the meantime. The rest of you,
including both of the guys that are here today. Brian Grimes,
you know, he's on in the afternoon. His son Jayden's
in here with us this morning. And Chad both saw
this movie over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh here, let's skip this a little bit, all right.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
That's so low on magic Jadon there he is. It
sounds just like Brian, you saw it on opening night?
You're what nineteen nineteen years old. From a nineteen year
old perspective, what did you think?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I thought it was really good. I thought it was
really funny, and I just kept going in the pace.
He was really good with it. Everything just worked out. Really,
that's enough, because I don't like it. I'm very thought.
I was super nervous. He's so happy. Yeah, the biggest
smile on my face. Just now. That was fun. I'll
send it to you. I don't like hearing it. I
don't know. I felt I could just like feel the nerves,

(22:57):
like just listening to it, I can just feel the
fucking nerves. I want to read. That's so bad. But
it's okay. It is what it is. It's awesome. But
back to the conversation about Bush Gardens, because because I
think we can go pretty crazy. Oh yeah, I mean
I okay. So here's my thing. I didn't really go
to Busch Gardens that much. It's all the way in
fucking Tampa. Yeah, but I liked it. Me and my brother,

(23:18):
Me and my brother his wife went How long ago
is this? Damn when I graduated, so almost two years
ago at this point, and we rode everything except Cheetah
because we were gonna go ride Cheetah and then they
closed down because of thunderstorms. That sucks. Yeah, that was
amazing and that was the last rollercoaster we had to do,
and that's the only one I wanted to do. She

(23:40):
is so cool and yeah, and I couldn't do it,
So I was a little disappointed. But I think Bush
Gardens is awesome. I don't know why they get rid
of the Scorpion because that's like, again a staple. I
feel like if they could just like close it down
and maintain it because it's old. It's from the ages,
and I'll give you that it's very old, but it's
again a staple, and I feel like they should just
read like model it.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, but I mean again I agree. I mean there's
a roller coaster that they definitely should have taken down
way before they took down Scorpion. It's the same area.
It's like kind of like so Scorpion, it's like right here.
I'm gonna try to describe it to you. It's over
in the back, like are you talking. It's like it's
it's one of the smaller one.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
They took it. They took it down. They did. I'm
fairly because that ass every time I rode that coaster.
The corners were so it's like a Minecraft sand cast. Yes, yes,
they took I'm pretty sure they got rid of that.
I felt like it was gonna bounce off the rails
every time you hit a turn. It was terrifying. Yeah,
I remember it. The Pirate ship was also, like, I
hated the pirate ship that was there. That it goes

(24:35):
back and forth until eventually spins all the way around. Yeah, no,
I do remember that. Yeah, no, I not not the
way you're talking about, the one where it does ship. Yeah,
I hate that ship. Never I did that the fair,
and I would never do it again. Manta Manta. That's
one SeaWorld No, isn't isn't No, what the what is
it called? Dad? Right? Actually I forgot what it's called.

(24:55):
It's a blue roller coaster at Bush Gardens. You see
it when you're taking the tram, so for it's roller coaster,
you see. I don't know. God, that sucks, brother, Oh
my god, that's gonna pim onto. Yes, I know what
you're talking about. It's pronounced different, but yeah, I know
what you're talking about. Yeah, I know exactly what. Yeah. Yeah,
and it's so it's the one where your legs dangle.
And I really like that one. It's just very fun
to me. Bro. What's the one where you go, fuck?

(25:17):
Oh man, I wish I could remember these dangle on
the corner I hate Oh. I closed my eyes for
that one. I closed my eyes for that one. My
brother loves that one. I went like this, I went,
I would close my eyes. That's the one with the
water right, there's like a little yeah. Yeah, I closed
my eyes for that one. Well, what was the one
I was trying to think the Tiger. It's it's orange
and it goes noom and then you go all the

(25:40):
way up and then you do like a loop because
it's like one of those things that back and forth
and you go faster and faster and faster and then
eventually you do the whole loop. M That one was sick.
Really yeah. I thought I thought I would hate it,
but that one was my favorite one.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
You haven't been recently, though, Yeah, No, I haven't been
on the Iron Guassi. I'm assuming you haven't been on
the Eye.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I know the new roll. No, I'm pretty sure that
was there when we went. Really it's green, No, I'm
the Iron Guasi is fairly new. They redid the Guassi
roller coaster. It was in construction for like a very
long time. I don't know that. I thought said that
it might have been within the last two years that
it opened, though, well then then boom, I've been within
the last two years. It might have been.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
You're right, it might have been there. I'm not gonna lie,
but I mean that roller coaster I want to so cool.
It's really nice, very tall, very fast, ten outs and
roller coaster. I just love theme parks, but I love
roller coasters. Bro It's like the favorite thing in the world.
It sucks that it's so expensive, and it sucks that
if I want to ride like a ton of roller
coasters and go to Busch Gardens, I gotta drive like
two hours.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I okay, well, I don't like roller coaster. I'm kind
of a bit I don't like roller coaster. I mean, listen, people,
people don't like roller coasters. No, I like roll coasts.
I don't like roller coasts that go upside down. I
like every roller coaster, every kind of you know what
I mean. Kind I hate Bride Rocket with the Passion,
but some roller coasters I just don't like how they're
built or how they like like smooth their writing. Yeah,
what you mean? Yeah, those fucking stuff. The Mummy is

(27:00):
pretty fire, the ones and this this Mummy is where
where is universal? Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Universal? I'm sorry. I don't think I've been on the
Mummy recently. You're lying, bro, that's so remember it's one
of the best rides there because I really think I
am getting sick. I'm sorry to cut you off. No,
that's okay, Bro, I don't know. I feel it creeping
up on me every ever. Yeah, you need it, Like,
start taking medicine now, man, take care of yourself. Now.
Drink like some hot tea, kill you know, whatever kind
of bacteria is going on on. Yeah, dude, I think dude,

(27:25):
I got COVID thirty. COVID thirty's insane. I think we're
on like one hundred and six, bro, one hundred and
six COVID. Dude, your COVID levels are so high. That's
what happened. You cut me off and said sorry to
cut you off, but I'm feeling really sick. That's not
what I said. I said. I I said I feel
like creeping on me. Oh you feel creepy, Yeah, you
feel like you're getting sick. Yeah, Oh yeah, I would

(27:47):
have cut it if I would have been, like you
needed to do some fucking robo tusson. That's like baby insane. Yeah,
I'm saying, I don't know. I don't think babies pretty sure.
I think it's only for babies if you like, don't
drug the whole bottle, what you know, like if you
give them like one serving. Oh no, I think it's
just don't chug like bottles of fucking coughs. No, I
do it every day. Yeah, that's what I was just saying.

(28:08):
I might be addicted. D oh when I'm sick and
I just buy a bottle of cough surrup. I don't
think you can do that and like two swigs. I don't. Yeah,
I don't know. If this is every couple hours, it's
gonna get you. Just don't get the one that makes
you sleepy, don't get the one that makes you eapy,
the epy one. Yeah, I don't know if I agree
with you. I don't know if I can just down

(28:29):
fucking robin testing bro. Whenever I was like shooting my
brains out due to like chrome or whatever, I would
chug pepto bismo. But that was like that ass my
favorite drink at the time. Basically, just I would chug it.
That's so gross. I know it's so chalky in my mouth. Dude,
I always got like to this white fucking texture on
my mouth really bad, but liked my stomach was killing

(28:49):
me so bad I had to do it. You just
you just opened up the whole podcast. Oh yeah, dude,
I'd be a sucks if y'all don't know, I be
a sucks bro. Ibs is terrible. Ibs is probably like
top five bad things going on in my body right now.
And did we learn from your decisions? Did we learn
from your decisions? Did we learn from my decisions? No,

(29:11):
don't learn from my decisions. Yeah no, I still eat talkies,
probably still eat spicy food, everything that messes up my stomach.
I still continue to eat exactly. I thought you're about
a pool. Never mind a video you just poured out
your phone. I actually genuinely do have so many of
those videos because I like sending them to the boys. Yeah,

(29:32):
weird fella. It's okay audio only, bro, because people I
need people to understand. I need witnesses in court because
I actually haven't told the story A small little story
time when I was in customer service. I did tell
our manager at the time that I had IBS, So
I like, I used the restroom quite often and like,
when I am using the restume, it takes me a

(29:54):
little bit. What are you about to play? And uh
and I told him, you know, like listen, sorry, jay
didn't just put some It was so cute both thank you,
pushing my closer to my mouth, thinking you welcome you
awa anyways, Yeah, so uh he. I wanted him to
believe me, so I started recording my poopy times because

(30:16):
when I knew he was gonna call me out on
it and be like, Devin, like, why are you pooping
so much? And when he did that, when that day came, Bro,
I was just gonna show him poopy videos, bro, and
be like, this is it. This is the truth, bro. Personally, Now,
that was not me. First of all. Okay, that was
Jayden's soundboard. That is not a personal part. This guy's

(30:43):
that's what your doctor was saying. Sorry, that's such a
dad joke. Nicole and Osk could be doctor. Imagine that'd
being your job. I mean you butter eh. But the
that if that audio was that audio wasn't so long,
I'd play it, but it's like the longest clipper. I
don't know, it's so dragged out. But no, dude, I do.

(31:04):
Col Oskies are great too. I've had to have several
of those. People are surprised they hear like, you've had
two colon Oscarbies because I'll throw it out and like, yeah,
you're talking twenty. Throw that ship down in casual combo. Bro.
Typically people don't get a coln oscy till like they're
like fifty. It is not like a yeah, cash because
when you say you have two at the age of twenty,
you're like, what the fuck exactly? I'm telling them, bro,
like Crons and ibs. Bro, I'm telling you it sucks.
It sucks, Bro. But dude, Colonoscarby's waking up from a

(31:26):
Colonoscarby like the best thing in the world. You wake
up so clear. You know what I'm saying, Dude, I
would kill for that feeling. Bro. I feel like you
slept for like thirty days and some like guy, you
on the lips and you woke up okay, wait so good.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
You wake up like, ah, you can't walk. They will
you out in a wheelchair because you're so like hopped
up and just fuck and then once that sun hits
your skin, you're.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Like, damn, damn, dang.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
That entire process takes thirty minutes, but it feels like
it takes way longer. Really, yeah, dude, it only takes
thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
It only takes thirty minutes, and then you just wake
up butt ass naked in a bed. It's insane. Man,
Depending who you're asking, that situation does not sound like
a good time. What I mean, it really does. Like
you feel like you're you just got roofy. Like if
you've been in that situation, I'm so sorry because that
genuinely it is kind of scary because the drugs make
you wonky. Imagine when you first wake up, you really

(32:19):
are confused what's going Like, You're like, what the fuck?
Why am I naked? You're you're in there for your cold?
He give he gives you the medicine. You think it's
a doctor. Next thing you know that, you wake up
in a new doctor walked. It's all right, you ready
for this medicine. It's oh my god. Bro. It's the
most vulnerable thing too, because you're just naked. And that's
what I'm saying, Bro, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
The guy told me, he's like, you can't last. I'm
you're not gonna be able to count the tent. And
I was like, I'll count the tent, bro.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I stopped.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I didn't inhale. He was pumping, and I was like, okay.
I was like, I was breathing out, so I didn't inhale.
You're so stupid.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
And then after he was like, holy shit, and then
I inhaled. I was like, and then I knocked the
fuck out. But I had him going. I had him going.
You pranked them good. I had him going. You pranked
them good. Dah iron Man lungs long as the state.
I was like, I do the ship at home, bro. Yeah,
you know, I just put myself to sleep. Whippets, bro,
whipp its, Oh my fucking oh. You know kids are

(33:15):
doing that now. It's really it's like eighty four bucks
for like the Giant tube of buying it at the
smoke shop and it says do not inhale on the box.
Is that where they get it from? They sell it
on Amazon. That's insane. Yeah, they sell on Amazon for
eighty four dollars. Why is it flavored? It's flavored air
and these kids are legit doing with like these thirteen
year old favored air. It's just do not inhale. It's
like it's like not good for you. What it is? Yeah,

(33:37):
it's literally just c to a fuck co two and
just like right, that's exactly. Yeah, I don't know. It's
like COEO two and it's like I don't know, smelling
salts or whatever. It's really bad though, because it's all
over social media. I know, like, dude, thirteen year old
kids are gonna have no legs in like ten years.
It's genuinely like people talk a lot of shit about
a lot of other stuff that kills No. Yeah, no,

(33:58):
like that's like sniffing marker. Yeah that stupid. Genuinely. Yeah no,
some kids are a little stupid. But it's okay.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Tell me because I used to like suck down whipped
cream cans all the time and my mom was always
just like careful when it's empty. And I was just
like why She's like, just don't like sit there and
inhale like whip cream, yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Whip it. And I was just like I don't know
what that means, but I got you. Dream is fine.
I doubt you called it a whip it but is
five is fine? B Yeah, that shit's wild. Anyways, it's
spooky season, is it? Is it really? See? I mean
it's just it's basically everywhere it's been fall stuff, Like
in publics were selling all the pumpkin ches, which is great.

(34:37):
Damn they're still asking for stores. I'm really happy about it.
I always love new pumpkin things, bro, I mean, I'm happy. Listen,
I am happy for the Starbucks Pumpkin Lifebly gonna get
one pumpkin pie, dude, I love pumpkin pie pumps. It
has to be from top ten pumpkin pie. I only
get it from me and my mom only get it
from Pophail. Yeah. Interesting interesting. I try to make it

(35:01):
fuck that. Yeah, I try to make it fuck that.
I don't try to make bouncing interesting. One for publics
is so good. She made a very good pumpkin pie. Anyways,
I doesn't have a lot of cool. I'm meant to
point that out because we got the spooky thing on
the TV and it's looking real cool. There's a witch
that flies by every once in a while. But I'm
also designing. Might I have my dad drawing my new tattoo,
and it's gonna be a little spooky. Yeah, it's gonna

(35:21):
be I wanted. I don't know if I have enough
room on my arm right here, because I want to
fill out this arm. But I'm gonna do like a
like a skeleton arising from his grave with like the
moon behind him and some baths. It's gonna be bad.
It's gonna be Yeah, I'm really excited. Wow crazy, Yeah,
but I'm really excited. The wave link is crazy. Yeah, dude,
I would like a new tattoo. I should get something

(35:42):
spooky season. I mean, my birthday is in October. It's
like you might as well genuinely six days before fucking
holloway exactly. No, seven, your birthdays on the twenty first,
twenty second, So seven six. I'm sorry. You're right. I
was right the first because I'm the bitch. I can't.
I can't believe you made me like start rethinking. Yeah, no,
because the October thirty first of Halloween. Yeah, yeah, so

(36:02):
you're right, you're right. Wait no, no, I'm wrong. I'm stupid.
We got a kid. Yeah, nine days, nine days right now?
Nine days, and it's difference nine days go back to school? No,
I graduated. You didn't. No, I did not. Boom, it
is unfortunate, bro boom. Listen. I mean technically I did.
I mean I didn't graduate. I didn't like walk on

(36:24):
the stage.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, you also, but I still mean I did get
my bag though I did get my exactly yeah, but
I also got my bag at the same time. I
just just able to start working instead of going to school. No,
I mean yeah, I guess. Oh that which flew by again,
shout out which and the bats. So I was just happy,
like I was the first one to get like a
newer car because I was just saving up bread for it,
you know. Yeah, I mean I give what you mean?

(36:46):
I mean so yeah, I guess I guess I worked
out for you.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
And I was just like, I'm just gonna start working
and get my GED because I turned eighteen, and I
was like this bullshit because on the GED it's it's
it's an equivalent to a high school TOMA.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
So I was just like, the fuck am I doing
this for? If you If I can get this at
eighteen and like not have to be here, I'm going
to one hundred percent do that. I mean, yeah, it
worked out, so like I was just like I'm finished.
I'm done. I'm just gonna do this. Yeah, I mean,
what year did you drop out? The end of junior year?
I was going into senior year. I turned Yeah, I
turned eighteen. I know kids that dropped out during senior year.

(37:19):
I'm just like, bro, you fucking stupid. See, Like that's
the thing exactly, Like I'm like, here, you have worked
this hard and you're just going to drop out and
then everyone else went back to school and then I
just got a job at publics. Yeah, I mean no,
but here's my thing. If you're a senior and you're
about to drop out, are you like that dumb? Like
let's let's be realistic, like if that's only time is
fast year, yes, and the only time it's reasonable if

(37:40):
like you know, you have no chance of graduating, like
if you haven't been a fuck up for the whole listen,
I'm just gonna laugh, and I'm I'm someone to talk.
I was that kid, but then I locked in, So
it's okay. I always just locked in. When I was
locked you're getting like a horrible student in high couple
of seas, I will admit I have so many still
or I could tell on this podcast, that would you

(38:02):
change the face of the world about me? But I
was a little asshole children in high school, asshole children. Yeah,
I was an asshole child children, multiple children that was me. Children, Yeah, children,
But yeah, I just wouldn't ever go back. I was
an asshole. I forgot where my point of dot that was,
where I was going with that. I had a really
good like topic and then it just lost all training

(38:24):
to thought. I feel like you had a little bit
of a story. Maybe I know I one thousand percent did.
But then I was like, man, I was an asshole.
I'm not ready to tell these yet.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
It was just, dude, I was just I couldn't deal
with the assholes. Not saying that other kids were assholes.
I mean there were other kids that were assholes. But
the main reason I don't give a shit was because
of a teacher. And I'm not gonna say his name.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh you tell me about this? Oh yeah, I'm not
gonna say his name because he is known to genuinely
like if like justin case ever ever in his life
he ever heard this bro. He's known to sue people
really stupid. So I'm gonna mauture micro quick. No, You're fine.
What's his name, mister Charleston. That's crazy, absolutely insane, but

(39:06):
it's fine, dude. He he will he actually if he
ever did not know about this podcast, it's hopefully he
never gets a hold of it, bro, and he has
wonder what we're gonna tell him. He tries to sue
us that's here, no so no, no, no, he's he's uh.
He sued o CPS several times, wow because they fired

(39:29):
him so like talking shit to like students like he
was like he would always come up to me and
be like, you look too hispanic. You need to shave
that mustache. That's crazy, or like your hair is just ugly.
You have ugly hair, Like that hairdo is just fucking
terrible on you. He'd call me like every time he'd
be like, you need to wrap the wire like under over,
and I'm like, can you show me what under over means?

(39:50):
He's like, it's super fucking easy, wrap it under and over.
And then I would do like under and over and
he'd tell me it was wrong and he'd say I
was retarded, and I was just like, dude, listen, like
I'm gonna fucking crash out, like I'm the kid right now,
who's known to like punch walls in the bathroom and
flip granite tables during testing periods because a teacher snatched
my pencil away from me, Like you don't understand, I'm

(40:11):
gonna crash out right now, bro, and I started skipping
his class. I skipped it for two months and then
they caught me on the second lunch. Damn was like,
aren't you supposed to be in mister Charlison's class? And
I was just like, yeah, yeah, I am doing this
for like two months and then they pulled me aside
and talked to me. I was like, I just want
to be out of his class. I was in his
class the previous year. I said I did not want

(40:33):
to be in his class. I did not pick his elective.
But he chose me to come back because he did
not have enough students choosing his class because everyone hated him.
That's crazy. Basically like four students back in there. I
had a yeah, and they didn't take me out.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
So I was just like, I'm gonna drop out because
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let this guy ruin
my my my fucking GPA, and my everything else.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
He outed people's GPAs damn out of my own GPAs,
so no one could do it. He telled people like
what what their grades were in other classes and give
no shit like just outside is blatantly Here's my thing
I hear is people for no reason. I knew I
was a bad student, so that ship would never face me.
I mean I I also knew I was a bad student.
But I also wasn't just like an asshole person. I wasn't.
I wasn't an asshole just to be I didn't. But

(41:16):
I was just shipping because I didn't have good grades. No,
I agree, I wasn't an asshole to be an asshole.
I was just kind of an asshole, you know what
I mean, like not towards like teachers. Like my junior year,
I started to realize, holy shit, you know, like I'm
an adult, Let's start treating people like an adult. And then,
uh so I became less than an asshole a lot
more respectable. But at the same time, if like, I
would still be a little asshole because you know, rebellious team,

(41:38):
if you pissed me off, I'm gonna die. I was
an asshole. That's just how it was. I mean, you know,
everyone has like like a little high school life like that. Yeah,
I mean, like you know, you do stupid ship all
the time. My freshman year, we did. I had a
skipping the last period my freshman year time. My freshman year,
we ripped the door off the bathroom and brought it
to the dean's office and we're like, yo, this door

(41:58):
broke and we're the ones that fucking broke it. Yeah,
and then they're like, damn it, well just put it
in this closet, and we were like all right, So
we skipped the seventh periods because because we broke the
door and they didn't no clue. Yeah, So I just
I tried to, uh, I try to be smart and
like fucking outsmart the school system or I guess the
deans or whatever. And I told them I wanted to

(42:19):
switch my class. My last class was like history, and
I was like, I want to make it banned. And
the previous class before that one, like the sixth class,
was mister Charleston's class, So I had them switched band
to the last one. My teacher, of course, never really
like gave anyone, he never failed anyone, but I told
him what was going on, and he was very sympathetic.

(42:41):
He's my dog brush shout out, mister Hendricks genuinely like
the future, genuinely like a Pops bro Like mister Hendricks
is is the og guard. I don't know your teacher
was future what the hell? But he's fine. I mean,
he's a lot. He's probably features dad, to be honest,
this guy's fired. He's really cool. But but anyways, Yeah,
so I just started leaving after a fifth period. I
would just walk fresh out the doors and just get

(43:01):
in my car and go home and just be like, yeah,
fucking yeah, you know, it is what it is and whatever. Sorry, no,
I I he never I don't think he failed me.
I'm I'm being class guy. I had this hit, not
that it mattered. And this history teacher. I'm not going
to say the grade because that's really dead giveaway in
this area. I've lived in this area for a while,

(43:22):
if I can must say the grade and eighth grade,
I had this teacher and she hated Muslim people like
legit had like a hatred for Muslim people and it
was crazy. And that's the story, because that's really all.
That's all I'm gonna say, because that that might have
been one of the most wild drama written classes. And
all the drama was about the teacher. Isn't it insane?
How like there's teachers like right, like people like yeah,

(43:44):
I forget they had several teachers. I can't remember life.
They found her Twitter. I think they found her Twitter.
I think it was. And back then you can see
likes and everything. Yeah, you see, you know, so it was.
Twitter is a lot different. And this was this was
right before four. No, this was during Trump's presidency. This
was daring because he got he got elected when I

(44:04):
was in the sixth grade, I believe. Okay, yeah, that
seems about right. And uh, she was. She was a
big Trump supporter and at a time that was definitely
not like liked and so mind you she was. She
was a bigger lady. She had a buzz cut, you know,
she was. She she was a lady, and she was
very nice. She was very sweet to me. So I'm

(44:24):
not really tripping about it. Yeah, you know, obviously she
didn't have some good views, but you know, she was
nice to me. She liked me. I kept good grades
in her class because history is the one because when
you're a kid and you're going to school, you're not
really a kid. I'm in the eighth grade. I'm about
to go to high school. Still that still, that's what
I mean. I mean, you're a fucking kid. I mean,
but yeah, I guess I mean, I mean, yeah, I'm
more of a teenager. I don't know. I feel like

(44:45):
every time someone said kid, I just imagine like a
six year old. I mean, dude, look at the fresh
I did not look like the freshman that you see
walking around. I don't just look at him like those
are kids. I genuinely don't know who's in what grade anymore.
They either look like super young or super old. Bro. Yeah,
it's really weird. But like being at work, you just
see like people that look like they're like twelve, and

(45:06):
then they'll be like seventeen, and then you see people
that are like fourteen and they look like they're fucking
twenty two. Yeah, it's kind of weird, true, But yeah,
I think that's I think it's a good spot to
end off. We just you think, so we were just
we were right before having that small conversation we just had.
We were saying something, were we Yeah, and then we
just like win and do we have like main conversation

(45:28):
He branched off in mind, I guess we'll keep on
micro conversation. I don't know. I mean, I mean, like
we're talking about school. Oh my teacher, Yeah she did.
She They went to her likes and uh she Yeah,
she was liking stuff about Muslim people that were not
good things about Muslim people.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
So then she got outed and then uh she uh
she got Yeah. I'm actually I'm not gonna talk about
all that because that's so like weird on the podcast
to talk about. But like, she had a bunch of
drama around her name. I loved it. I genuinely loved it.
Every day it would be something new you hear about
miss such and such, what was going on with her? Like, nah,
feel me in what happened? Something new? Every single day.

(46:07):
It was wild. One of the she was gone for
like three weeks. One time we were like, man, what happened?
Oh my god? We thought she finally got fired, but
she did it. That's insane. There's so many, just dudes,
the school stories, bro, we could probably have an entire like, dude,
if I really wanted, I have the most insane school stories,
like why don't we why don't we talk? Why don't

(46:29):
we want stories. I don't know if I want to
out myself like that. Well, I I got it, Like
I'm not gonna say I didn't mean stories like that,
Like I have stories like that too, But I mean
those mean I didn't like d anyone like you know
what I mean. Those aren't to the grave. Those are
just like oh yes, yes, I mean public public grave
is different grade. Now no, these aren't public grade either.
It's just but you know, wait a little a.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Little later on in the podcast, point is is, uh
my middle school had a bomb thread there were two
suspicious backpacks that were hung on the uh the bike racks.
That's what I mean, like these kind of stories, not
like fucking jerking off in the bathroom or something.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Like I saw a kid do that too. I have
another story about that, dude. We all have stories about
I was. I was in a act testing how many
times has students have students had sex in the bathroom
and you found out at school? Bro, Like several times,
had to be several times, multiple times a lot of times,
like it's absolutely insane what people are doing. But yeah,
so I mean, but it was insane, like we all

(47:23):
had there was a there was a bomb squad that
showed up these people with like these giant like eod
suits and everything like that, and and it ended up
being like nail bombs.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
I was not at this middle school. This was when
I literally my freshman year of high school. I had
just left the middle school. Was that next year that
that happened?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Really yeah? And it was like I don't think I
think it ended up being like some phony nail bombs,
like not actual bombs, like it looked like them, and
someone just wanted to like do really fucked up sick
brank that's crazy? But like people like kids were scared. Yeah,
parents were just like, are you fucking like there could
be a school? Like people are freaking out. It was
a huge thing, I believe it. And I was just like,

(47:59):
that's insane. My freshman year, I'm gonna out this high
school because I fucking hated this high school. I don't
know how it is now I've been in I haven't
been there in four or five years, but uh, fuck,
it might have been six at this point. No, it
can't be six. Ah. Maybe I mean I've been graduated
for like two years at this point, so maybe it
has been like six. I don't know. Whatever my freshman

(48:19):
year was. I went to Windermere High School. There was
lockdowns every day due to shooting threats, bomb threats. Just
some kid lit the bathroom on fire at my freshman
year Windomere straight just black smoke, like the whole buildings
on fire coming out of the bathroom. Crazy shit, chicken
the day off. Now it was like seventh period. Why
couldn't you do it in the first period? Yeah, I
know what else I had? Like the whole point of

(48:41):
this story was, oh my god, Yes, the worst thing
about Windomere my freshman year there were three people that
committed suicide, three in the school. In the school. That's
some crazy shit. We only had one and it was
an attempt. No, no, these are like three full on suicide.
And there was a girl of the year prior that
committed suicid. The whole when I went there, everyone was

(49:02):
just assholes. Everyone like was this fucking mean? So yeah,
that's school fucking sucks. So I'm sorry if you go there,
maybe it's cool now, I don't know, I mean.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Isn't it just that's just insane though, Like that how
you would go to show Like people like don't even
know about that, Like not to make it super depressing, but.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
It really is. Just yeah, this episode has been really depressing.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I mean kids sit there and genuinely think like I'm
gonna go to school and kill myself because I want
them to know.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I mean they didn't kill in the school. Well you
know what I mean, Yeah, I want them to know,
like why I kill myself, Like it's the I'm bullying
the school whatever. Like people were like, really bad, I
can't think that way, and no, even I was like,
fuck man, I don't want to be here, and I
didn't go there after that year I went to I
did the Florida Virtual School. That's how bad I didn't
want to go there. Yeah, I mean it was it
was the COVID year after my freshman year anyways, so

(49:45):
it worked out, but still, you know, there was a
girl who tried to slitter wrists in the school at
our school. I know about that, and she was like
there was blood all over the floor. I don't know
how I know about that girl walked in and like
screamed and saw her and like immediately like called someone.
That girl knew her and was like what the fuck
is going on? And she was just like explaining to
her like like I don't, like she's just sitting there bleeding,

(50:07):
like I don't, I don't know, Like I'm like, I'm
just gonna die.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Like people laughed about it all the time because I
mean that was her reaction though, like she didn't feel
any pain. She slit her wrists, her nerves, her her
veins and everything was just like I don't know, I'm
just I'm just gonna die. And the girl was just
like that's so depressing, Like she did not give a
shit about dying at all. She was just like, I'm
just gonna die.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Like now, I don't hear those stories anymore about high school,
and then I'm not in high school. Yeah, so I guess, yeah,
of course, but I mean that was in the high school. Yeah,
that's crazy. I have another crazy story. There's so many
deaths that actually happened in like my high school career.
I won't I there's this one girl never knew this lady.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
But actually I don't even know if I should tell
this on the pot. I don't think I should. It's
not my pressing. I mean, it's yeah, it's yeah, I'm
not gonna tell that story. That's not a cool story.
But yeah, I my high school career was fucking wold.
I have a story for legit everything. And I'd even
like I didn't even go out that much, Like I
would hang out with my friends, but I wasn't like

(51:00):
a to this day, I don't go to parties and
shit like that, Like parties aren't cool to me. I don't. Yeah,
I don't like him either. I never was like a
big fans. I don't really have like crazy party stories.
I just did dumb shit in school and then dumb
shit my homies is out of school, like exactly, yeah, exactly, dude,
I wouldn't. I mean, I can say this now because
I'm I'm fucking ground, but I would. I would go.
I would tell my parents going to my buddy's house,
and then I would just hang because all my friends

(51:21):
were seniors when I was a freshman. Yeah, and so
everyone has a car. So I'd just be like, yeah,
I'm gonna go to my buddy's house and i'd go
get picked up at down the block by my whole boy.
We would all go hang out and just do stupid shit.
You know. Eventually I got caught and that that all
came to an end. But you know, at the time
it was a great time in life. Shit, yeah, you know,
it's good stuff. But yeah, we can do a whole

(51:42):
podcast one day. It's just about you know, actually, you know,
who'd be a great person to talk about. And I
think we talked about it a little bit last time
he was on the podcast. I would have to re
listen to the episode my dad next week. He's had
some crazy fucking stories in his life. Yeah, high school stories.
We just kind of talk about it. We did, We
did have ninety nine percent. We did talk about that.
But he's had some crazy fucking so I want to

(52:03):
know more about like his adult life, like because he
like when you first started getting into radio and ship
because I feel like he probably has some crazy stories
from that. So yes, next week we're gonna have du
Brian Grimes on on the podcast. So go check it
out time. Don't check it out yet because it's not
out yet, it's not even make but yeah, go check
out Dude Problems Pod on Twitter and Dude Problems Podcast

(52:24):
on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, and
check out the Jaden Grimes and Devinhove on Instagram. I
think that's all our socials. I think I just plugged
everything right there. Yeah. Yeah uh. I don't know what
else to say, So have a great day. Everybody, have
a good one.