The Dudes Direct A Movie

The Dudes kick around some movie ideas... What did The Dudes think about the Presidential Debate and some of the funny momnets. What would The Dudes do if they were in office? Maybe fix the roads in Florida because they suck!

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
I want to talk in that accentfor the whole podcast. Yeah, so

(00:02):
the presidential to bite, uh okay, talking all stupid like yeah, sorry,
every time I talking to I gotlike code I black talking all dope
a lot. But that has neverMy cars never clean every single day in
the same root see no money inthe bank of gas in my tank.

(00:23):
Tne know what to do, don'tknow what the thing do. Yeah,
it's like it's like a gangster Floridianright, Yeah, it's just a gangster
Floridian redneck dude. Those exist thatthey do. That's yeah, I know
that's the crazy part. I've seena lot of them. I'm not even
gonna lie. It's so funny.Yeah, it's so because they're so Floridian,

(00:46):
bro, they are, but they'resuper redneck. Yeah, but they're
like you know how people say,like all people from New York are like
different, built different. I feellike Florida is a state that counts in
that that genre. I feel like, yeah, that's well know, the
whole Florida man thing was like ameme for like ten years exactly of like
people smacking gators with fran Yeah,and I don't know how other people felt,
but I felt like it was sooverdone. It's like, get it

(01:07):
bro Florida. Man, I mean, yeah, but there is no Michigan,
man, there's no There should beMichigan, Michigan, Michigan. I
said, Michigan, Michigan. Oh, ain't no Michigan. Man, Like,
what the fuck is he talking about? There? Ain't no Michigan Man,
Ain't no Michigan America. I lovewhat it. Ain't no Michigan America.
Ain't no Michigan America's son. Ohbut yeah, man, no,

(01:30):
no, we were talking about thepresidential debate. We just watched it.
We just watched for like forty fiveminutes. We didn't even do the intro.
Oh no, we didn't do theintro and welcome the dude problem problem.
Now we've done the intro. Nowwe can talk. Good. Yeah,
we're talking about baby. Just watchwe just washed pretty ad antel debate.

(01:51):
Guys. It's actually pretty funny.Yeah, it's not gonna lie.
It's actually chat chat, chat chat. It's funny. Chat It's funny.
It's funny chat. No watching it, man, I just we so we
would just watch the s n Lversion. I genuinely think it sucks.
The actual version is so much funnynot a word. Funny, more funny,

(02:13):
it's more funny, funny, morefun not a word. Yeah,
are you serious? Wait? No, I'm thinking of fun that. I
had a brain dead moment. Funner. Funner is not a word. No,
Funner is not a way that funderis not a word. That ship
way. I got argument with someonethat work about that ship. I'm not
good. I'm not getting that's sofunny. Oh my god. Like funner
is not a word. They're likea funner is a word. I just

(02:35):
said it. There's no way Itell you. I thought you'd funner.
It's just funner. Wait is it? No? Is it a word?
No, it's not like what ifit what context? Context? You always
say it's more fun really, yeah, funner is not I mean that's just
funner. No, that's that's justmore fun Okay yeah, I mean yeah,

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yeah, okay, you're right.Yeah, I kind of I am
kind of stupid. Before I saidI thought the context would change it.
I was like what wait, wait, wait a minute, No, that's
funner or but if it is funnerif I say it here, what happens
if I say it there? No, it's not a word. Right now.
Wow, you know we're loud allthe time. We are. Anthontona's

(03:23):
down here, dude, Oh mygod? Can oh? I don't know
if I can know. I don'tknow if I can tell the story.
Oh, it's unfortunate. It happenedat work, though, so I think
I can. I mean, Iguess is it a hypothetical situation. It's
like it's something that that genuinely happenedand every people know it works. I
don't know if I can say itbecause it wasn't with employees with customers.
Okay, yeah, I mean Idon't know. I don't I would I

(03:45):
am going to say it. No, are you gonna say it? All?
Right? Do you know the storyI'm talking about? I really don't
know. That's why I'm just interesting. I'm just sure, My god,
you don't even know this story.So this is so perfect. Say it's
heard the podcast, So I won'tgo in detail. For the podcast,
I'll give you in detail. SoI won't go into detail, but I'll
give it to you indie like afterthe podcast, after the podcast, My
bad, My bad, Go ahead, so uh, and then we'll get

(04:08):
into the presidential debate. Sorry,but this is like no no, no,
no. Once I tell you thestory, you will completely understand.
Okay, So I'm here for it. Nine, this kid walks in.
Mind you he's middle schooler. I'mnot gonna give you an age. I'll
give you an age after the podcast. Okay, just think of like a
middle school kid. Okay. Andthen so he walks into his family bathroom.

(04:28):
In ninety three, another middle schoolkid walks into the bathroom. Yeah,
I I do understand that when thefamily resting was inspected, the you
know where you change your baby,that plastic feast that folds down was loose
off the wall. I'm well awareyou. I don't think you're saying I'm

(04:49):
the one who found them. That'scrazy. Yeah, really, yes,
that is wild. Yeah. Soit all started. We got the last
customer, I think at ten ohfive, like it was such a good
night. We're waxing this night,we're cooking it, but we're going fast.
You were done and good. Teno five last customers out. So
I go over the PA. Istart barking, dog, I start barking

(05:13):
over the PA. I don't evenknow if you guys heard me. I
really wanted to bark, so Iwas. I was barking into deli too.
For a long time. I wasright into the PA and that's when
I think the kids realized we wereclosed. And then our manager got on
the phone, or my managers,not your man. My manager got on
the phone. I was like,you know, we're waxing. Y oh
you shure O the break room blahblah blah blah if you didn't say shit,

(05:34):
But I got gotlines, gotlines.But uh so she you know,
we did that. Everyone got ourthings. And then ten twenty rolls around.
I'm walking to the manager's office togo grab a cookie because I bought
cookies that night and I really wanteda cookie. Mind you, if I
never got a cookie, these kidswould never been found. I just want
you to know that. So welove cookie. Yeah. I so I'm

(05:57):
going for a cookie. And Ilooked to my left because I don't know,
I just looked to the bathrooms.I see two heads peeking out of
the family bathroom. I go,what the fuck anyone in there? We're
closed like twenty minutes ago. Andthis little kid comes out and he looks
terrified. He looks scared. SoI'm just like, yo, look and
then this we all just see thiskid try to leave, and I'm like,

(06:19):
yo, door's locked. We callit John Brown out there. John
Brown opens, he goes, whatare you doing? Kid goes, oh,
I'm taking this shit. We're likeokay, I mean, we don't
think anything of it, but mindyou, I see these people in the
bathroom. I know there's two peoplein there. Like, I'm like,
I could have swore there's a secondperson in there, dude. The girl
walks out two seconds later and myjaw drops. I oh shit, like

(06:43):
that that is my dad. Ismy genuine reaction, Like I couldn't hold
it. I probably I probably wouldhave done the same thing, though I
couldn't hold it full understandable real Itwasn't like super loud, but like I
said it out loud, like Ithought out loud, I probably would have
been like, what the fuck?And dude, we're all dropped dead,
silent. We don't say a thingto the girl. We're all sitting there
in shock. And what I meanall of us, I mean yeah,

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I mean Jbe, I mean Imean my manager, like all of us,
Dude is crazy. We're just fuckingbaffled. Yeah, and then two
days later we get a complaint thething that you've changed your babies on is
broken. Yeah, and dude,it's control your damn kids. Dude,

(07:29):
what the fuck? Because that isabsolutely ridiculous. Yeah, dude. The
crazy thing is is that they obviouslygot there, probably onlike these electric scooters
that almost every kid and they walkhave they walked? They walked. But
that's just see, that's that's insane. They probably they probably got dropped off.
They probably I wasn't I didn't disclosetheir age, but thanks, well,
I mean you said middle schooler.Yeah, I know, but like

(07:49):
they were like genuinely that age,so that's why I didn't say that age.
Yeah, understood. So uh anyways, where was I going? You
cut? Fuck? Oh? Yeah, they they probably got off. Yeah,
they probably got dropped off like urbanair. I guess that that's what
every single kid does. They getdropped off urban air and then I'm track

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of the kids. What's crazy isthat's not even the first time it happened.
Really, No, that's the firsttime that's encountered. No way,
I mean there was there was uh, you know, minors of a older
age group, you know what Ioh no, no, no, who
also got caught inside the store inthe family bathroom alone, while the store
was like fifteen minutes closed, already'slike ten to fifteen. There was this

(08:33):
group, Uh, there's actually that. There's a group of like high schoolers,
they're probably freshmen. They all wentto the family bathroom. There's like
three of them dude and two girl. I remember that too, but that
was like during the day. Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's anything
big. They're in there for likefive minutes. Yeah, probably just taking
pictures or something. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, that is just that's
intense. Bro, that's intense.Why in a public's Bathroomyeah, I don't
get to get why a lot ofpeople want to like chance anything like that.

(08:56):
She's absolutely ridiculous. I when you'rethat, I don't know. I
wasn't thinking like that, But Idon't mean that young and getting trespassed off
of publics. There are kids thatyoung, even younger that are like there
were those people doing the YouTube videoswhere they would like build like the force
out of toilet paper rolls and shipand stay at Walmart. Yeah, until

(09:16):
they all started getting like arrested,and then real people started doing it.
Yeah, and then kids like we'relike getting arrested. Well, no,
we've trespassed multiple kids. Yeah,well that's just because we trustpassed people all
the time. No, we reallydon't. I feel like I feel like
we do, but we really don't. Really. We have like two people
trespassed the Delhi unfortunately just recently gotlike a like a couple that are above

(09:37):
the age of like eighty five.Tress pass really because they come in every
day. They order a whole sub, split the half and a large soup
and split the soup and then theyeat it as soon as they get it.
There's the walk right out. Ibelieve it. And like, have
I seen them before? Who feellike you have? I don't know.
I mean I don't really know theirnames. Just a really old couple who

(10:00):
comes in there. Dude. It'sjust wild, like they don't give any
ship, dude. I remember Joshcame over to walk talk to them one
time because Josh was still here atthe time, and it was just like
listen, you know, stop stop, just stop, man, And then
they were really just like down onthe soundboard, you know. He's like,

(10:22):
you got to pay for that beforeyou leave, and they're like,
okay, we got you. Andthen they got up and just walked out
after eating their food. They wouldpay for anything, but Josh didn't stop
them, of course, but reallyjust like serial robbers right here, you
know what I mean, Like,you know, you know how bad the
economy is. A public sub islike ten dollars. Yeah, dude,
it's so that you do that forten days, it's one hundred dollars.
They do this every day, tendays, every day. For so long,

(10:43):
this was just free lunch for them. Yeah dude, it's that's yeah,
like it was insane. That iskind of crazy. Yeah, they
got forever. Yeah, they canjust go to with them, you know,
for real, because we all expressedthat, like this is happening and
so it's not in our hands anymore. So whenever they would come, I
would just be sure you don't wantmore, you know what I mean,
Like and you like no, no, because you know, because it's like,

(11:07):
what are you gonna do about it? Yeah? I guess you to
everyone in this department, literally everyoneknows who you and your wife are.
Yeah, and they know every daylike we yeah, exactly, but they're
like super old, so no oneknew how to approach it. So it
lasted so long, you know whatI mean, it lasted so long.
Damn dude. I'm trying to thinkif I if I know him or not?

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No, seriously, they would,I would I get a description.
They're they're they're both Caucasian. Theguy is like a taller, lengthy gentleman,
very short gray hair, and thewife is super small and wrinkly,
like I don't know, very old, dude, like these guys are old.
Like they always ask for the Theyused to always ask for the softest

(11:50):
bread, you know, really gumbingit. Really, they had to be
gumbing it like this. I'm sodude. So they where they get it
toasted? No? No, no, it was no. It was always
in an Italian and they would getlike a tuna sub. They would order
like a liver worse hubs, aliver wortub. You don't know what liver
worst is. It's quite literally whatit sounds like. Liver. It's liver,

(12:11):
but like grounded up into like groundliver and then pressed really hard into
like a slice meat or a loga log. So the way we slice
it is like it's like super sticky. That's gross. I'm not a fan.
Yeah, dude, liver is disgusting. Yeah, I wouldn't suggest that
people buy chicken hearts and old peoplewho like that stuff. People buy chicken

(12:33):
huts for their dogs. Let's bereal, no one's going home and cooking
the chicken hart. I would hopenot. I had this one guy tell
me he likes them. Really.Yeah, you see, the ADHD is
happening. I just thought of astory and and I just immediately was about
to switch that story. Uh huh, but I'm gonna calm down, and
let's what did you just say?This guy told me he likes chicken hearts.

(12:54):
Oh yeah, see, I don'tbelieve that. That's disgusting. Dude,
what the fuck? I know mystepfather bought chicken hearts one time,
and he was just like, eatit, be a man. He told
me he fries them something. Reallyyeah, he told me two years ago
with like a random customer I've neverseen again. Interesting, Like yeah,
he told me he fries them.Interesting. I just when we were talking

(13:16):
about that, it made me thinkof meat department. And I remember when
I got scared shitless in meat departmentbecause I didn't know when we got shipped
like an entire pig, like anentire frozen pig. I didn't know that
dude, it's insane and like Jonathanput the pig like right in right next
to the door, like eye level, and it's just it's like entire body,
superman like and it's bro it's face, it's eyeballs everything, like I'm

(13:41):
so, it's just it's a fromit's looking into my eyes. Brother,
dude, next time that there,can you please grab me? I do?
They don't get them all the time, but they're like they're so heavy.
Really typically get them like yeah forlike hot holidays as an Eastern like
typically biblical holidays because Cubans cooked thatship up. Dude, I didn't know
we sold it, like damn dire, we sot entire pigs, no way

(14:03):
to nails and everything. How dowe display that we don't. We have
to order it. It's like anorder. I thought, Oh, or
it's like talked. I'm sure there'san add somewhere and I talked to the
meat departy. Did you drive inthe back and they just put it in
your car? No, it's inthe freezer, Dude, I don't know.
On the same dude, drive tothe back of public so they didn't
like a giant box dude, whatYeah, But Jonathan had an ass.

(14:26):
When I went to go get themeat department buckets for all the deli waist
at the end of the night,I looked over to my right soon as
I opened the door because I waspushing it over my like my left shoulder,
and she kind of got to bethere to understand, like you gotta
work there, so obviously you don'tget it. But it's to my right.
I'm opening the door with my leftshoulder, so I'm facing the pig
and I just opened the door andbam, there's a dead, frozen pig.

(14:48):
I was like, holy shit,and I was like put my finger
like in its mouth like I wastripping. I was like, no way,
we have pigs because I've never seenthat before. I would start,
Yeah, dude, you gotta showme that ship. I'll take a picture
of it. You know what.I'll just tell Jonathan to order it,
dead ass. That'd be so funny, yo, Like, Jonathan, buy
it, Jonathan, we'll give itaway. The fuck are we gonna do

(15:11):
it? We'll roast it, dude. Dude problems give away. First giveaway.
Listen to enter. You need auh two dollars tickets, two dollars
take a win. You could winlike one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
worth of a pig. The fuckdoes two dollars tickets mean? I don't
know what the ollow tickets? Yougive us two dollars and we answer you
into the raffle. Oh oh.But the thing is, if one person

(15:35):
does it, they're guaranteed to winbecause no one else is dumb enough to
do that too. Yeah, youknow the craziest thing. You make a
profit. Bro, Fifteen minutes agowe said we were gonna talk about the
presidential debate. Oh yeah, nowwe're talking about frozen pigs. It's what
happens to us all the time.It's what we do. We just start
going and going and going. Youknow those toys that you have to wind
up? Where is this going?But yeah, we're like those toys,

(15:58):
but we don't ever stop. Alwaysjust keep going forever, Just keep going
forever. Yeah I believe that.Yeah, that's that's kind of just how
it is. But I mean,do you want to talk about the presidential
debate? I just thought it wasfunny. I also thought it was funny.
I love how that he was talkingabout his golf swing. He can't
swing. He can't hit a ballfit the yards. I can hit a
ball fit the yards. Yeah,I took a test. You couldn't answer

(16:21):
five questions on that. It wasit was, it was. It was
Trump Donald Trump is this comedic goldfunny. I think they're both kind of
stupid. I'm not gonna lie.They were both failing really bad. I
don't, I don't. I mean, yeah, yeah, I just think
Trump's really funny, like it was. It was just a complete I think
Biden is funny, to be honest, I think looking I think the stutters.

(16:42):
Dude, it just reminds me oflike I feel, man, just
feel really bad for him. Whydo you feel bad? Oh? I
mean I could. Yeah, Isee what. He's embarrassing himself. I
see what. I don't think he'sembarrassed, but he's just trying his best
to get it out. He probablyhears it right in his head and then
he's just he doesn't know he's embarrassinghimself. He was that old either,
he's super old. He's old asdirt. Yeah, I didn't know Trump

(17:03):
was also. Yeah, Trump's veryTrump's old, but not as that as
old. I don't, I don'tknow. I thought Trump was like how
old is Trump? Trump? Trump? What's your guess? What's your guess?
I think I think he's like seventysix, seventy seven six, Okay,
okay, I got you. Whatis that noise? I'm so confused?
Is it a chair? He couldbe Okay, Yeah, he's seventy
eight, seventy eight, and thenBiden is eighty one. Yeah, but

(17:26):
Donald Trump's only three years. Butbut look at the difference. You saw
it and just in the in thestayer, Yeah, I mean yeah,
Biden't just got to take more cognitivetests. Yeah, Trump got the brain
of like a thirty year old.Take the more cognitive test, more cognitive
tests, bro, I think weshould run for president. We should run
for president. What would you doif you were president? I would just

(17:51):
completely abolish school. That's that's stupid. It's destroy school. It's a little
stupid. And then I'm gonna say, okay, we're the whole countries,
mad Rich, huh, just disperseit against like eight billion people, not
eight bill Right, I will haveher as much as in America and just
be like, live your lives anddie. We get like we can get
like real technical, real quick.We're gonna do about like all all the

(18:12):
debt though, like all the debtwe got, bro. Oh, I
mean, we would just we wouldcrumble from there. We're done. Right
after that, We're done. Yeah, we're already in a bunch of days
were downfall. I'm sure we're thesource of a lot of supplies in other
countries as well, you know whatI mean. And we have a lot
of money compared to a lot ofother countries that we help as well.
I think most of the you know, most of the other parts of the

(18:33):
world would also crumble. And thenit'd be crazy if the US just completely
just got destroyed, and then howthat would affect everything else. I mean
they could. I wouldn't want todo that. I wouldn't. I just
want to live in a perfect worldhere in a perfect world. I don't
think any world is perfect. I'mcommunist. I'm unning for communist arty.
You're a comedy I'm running forty Youcomedy, I run for comedy party.
Bro. The U S s R. Destroyed, the rich destroyed, right,

(18:56):
It's like it's like a Oppenheimer likeOppenheimer. Yeah, have you seen
Oppenheimer. Yeah, we've talked aboutthis, we have. Yeah, we
like both of us have the Oppenheimerand like our top two. Oh yeah
talk Oh yeah, by the way, but I've been thinking about this since
we've talked about that tier list.Yeah, I want to switch my tier
list. No way, you wantto switch a movie TOI your list?
Yeah? No way? Yeah?Really? Yeah, you had a good

(19:18):
tier list. I don't even rememberwhat it was. I mean, I
know Oppenheimer was on it. Ohyeah, yeah, I'm gonna switch Oppenheimer.
All right, I'm gonna do noway, We're switching on this right
now. I'm just crazy, dude. I'm so gonna do Revenge of the
Sith. Okay, the Dark Knight, fucking Nerd straight out of Compton,
Straight out of Compton. Yeah,I love that movie so much. I

(19:41):
rewatched it recently. I was like, oh my god, I forgot how
much. No, I bought this. You don't understand. I bought this
movie years ago. I bought iton my Xbox is still on this bad
bitch but my Xbox. Yeah.I don't know why I said it like
that, but you were emphasized.I was, I was, and then
uh, I still watch it.It's a great movie. I love the
movie. Yeah, fantastic movie.When I first waught the movie. I

(20:02):
watched like ten times in like aweek. It's a great movie. I
don't I honestly don't remember too muchof it. I know I've seen it,
dude. It's the best movie ofall time. Not the best movie,
it's start on my list, butit's a really good movie. You
should watch it. I'm trying tothink of a movie that I've watched ten
times in a week. It wasmy top three right there? Really?
Yeah, bro, you can watchmovies like that many times over those three

(20:23):
Yeah, I guess. I guess. Can I throw in like a trilogy
or like rather than just one movie? Yeah? Does that make sense?
Yeah? I have watched Equalizer one, two and three. Like I know,
I do one two three, onetwo three, one two three,
one two three, and then sometimesif I'm really fucking with an episode,

(20:45):
I'll just do two like twice andthen go three. That's crazy. I
love those movies really, dude.Danzel's Washington's like he just the way he
plays that characters just ridiculous. Howabout you watched Straight out of Compton and
I watch Equalizer one two three?Yeah, so I watched one movie you
watch too? Wait, damn thatwouldn't be fair. Yeah, no,
I say, we do it.I think you're really Have you not seen

(21:06):
the Equalizing movie? You've seen oneof them? You've seen one of them,
the first one. I think itwas the first one. Okay.
The first one's about like when hehe's trying to protect like a young girl
who's like a prostitute and under eachprostitute, Yes, I think so,
and he it's like a really darkmovie, not like like like like visually
yeah right, yeah, there's there'slike another like mafia side of it,
and it's yeah, it's a verydark movie. They're fighting in like a

(21:26):
Low's but the lights are out,you like, yeah, yeah, I
know what you mean. I wasjust thinking about that. I was like,
because is he in a cafe?At one point? Is he in
a cafe? Yeah? I thinkin every movie he's in a cafe.
Okay, then I've seen I've seenone of them. I've seen one of
them. I don't know which one. He was in a cafe though,

(21:47):
yeah, I mean it was ayellow Italian cafe. It was yellow.
It was yellow. Yes, yes, the first one, the first one,
he was he was in the diner. It's actually a diner. Yes,
you're it's a diner. See seeI've seen the first one. Yes,
yes, yes, you have seethe first one. Okay, so
yes, he was in a dineof the first one, in a cafe
on the but it was in likeItaly or something. He was in Italy.

(22:07):
Yeah, I didn't know. He'sin Italy doing some ship with the
mafia over there. That's just that'sthat's what I kind of like those niche
movies where it's like this dude issuper badass, super like military whatever,
but he's just like a low's worker, right you know. Yeah, and
he's just doing this ship out ofm I bored March, Rambo. You
know what I mean, Rambo,I've seen Rainbow. I'm serious, dude,

(22:30):
I could. I used to.I used to do the face and
the scream like because I don't wantto be super loud on everything. Yeah.
It's omarrassed myself because no one cansee me, and I don't want
my boobs to jiggle in front ofyou either. Yeah, the wife beater.
I know. I didn't realize youcould really just like see oh yeah,
bro, yeah, I can seeyour tattoos like you can see my

(22:52):
tattoo my nipple. Yeah, Ican't solid bro rate them two damn all
right, fuck it, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Have
you seen the account? Have Iseen the account accountant? No? Okay,
you should watch that movie too.You should really put that on you.
What is the account He's an accountantand he deals, you know,

(23:12):
he handles money for very rich really, but these very rich people are like
very bad people. They're horrible people. They're like stupid, stupid meanies.
Yeah, stupid meani assholes. Andhe works in just like a very small
little firm situation. And uh,and he's like he's like his own undercover

(23:33):
spy. He's his own undercover spy. Yeah. But what he works he's
an account for all these people anddeal with money. Okay, he takes
them all out understood. And atthe same time, the FBI is looking
for this guy because they think he'sthe money of all these villains everything.
But he's I see, I see, I see anti hero. Yeah,
but there ends up being a hugeplot twist. He takes all the money.

(23:56):
You know, you get his entirestory. So as a as a
kid, he had a brother.Don't spoil it if you want me to
watch the movie. You're right,I'm not gonna do it. I'm sorry,
you're right. Hey, let me, hey, watch this movie,
but let me spoil the whole thing. No, no, no, no,
no, never mind, never mind. I'm not gonna you know,
you should just watch it. It'sokay, it's a great movie. What
a pitch. Yeah, I'm gonnahave you. I want you to watch

(24:18):
this movie, but I want totell you the whole plot before you before
you go. I'm just one ofthose people. I get so excited like
a dog, you know what Imean? Yeah rocket? Okay, not
like obviously, like why is thatjust? Why? Why is that the
first thing you go to when youthink of dog excited. I was thinking
of like when you come home fromwork and you know your dog all that's
when they get a red rocket?Bro. What Yeah, they just they're

(24:40):
not like humans. They don't seelike a pair of hits on the TV
screen and they're like, yeah,oh, it's just when they're excited over
anything. If you get them foodafter they're hungry for so long movies.
Yeah, dude, I didn't knowthat. No, I mean some dogs
obviously don't. Because half these dogsget their balls chopped off. They're gonna
say because they ain't loyal. No, that's crazy, because see it's wild.

(25:11):
Stop laughing home, stop laughing hard, stop laughing hard, stop laughing
hard. We start laughing hard.I had a silent laugh. That's how
hard it was. That was,Yeah, I was, I was.
It was good in the chest.It was good on the chest, good
on the not uh huh what itwas good on the chest, it was.

(25:33):
It's weird of the chest. It'sgood workout. I'll get good work.
See my brain already went somewhere elsethere too. Oh you you already?
Mind is son of a bitch.I'm sorry, brother, I'm sorry
brother. You know you know ifyou laugh you get abs. Really yeah,
no, co workout. I don'tbelieve that at all. Swear.
It's like when you sneeze in yourheart stops. What that's what people say.
That's not true. It's not true. It'd be dead. Yeah no,

(25:57):
well like every time, like you, you sneeze, your heart stops.
No, then it's back parents,I know it's not. I had
to prove that to people. Dude. How many people believe in fucking conspiracy
theories these days? It's hard.Oh, I believe in a couple,
but some of them are like provennot yeah, like I believe it.

(26:18):
I mean, you know, they'renot proven, but it's like, okay,
it's okay to have theories. Ifthat didn't happen, then then what
the it's okay to have theories.It's okay to have theories. I mean
I have like opinion theories on likealiens not you know what I mean,
they're real, not like whether myheart's they're probably they're probably not Like aliens
are real, but they're probably notlike what they're what we make them out

(26:41):
to be, you know, likelittle green dudes. Yes, little green
dudes, Like they're not like that, but no, they're probably not butt
probers, probably not. If Now, how crazy would it be if eventually
we do make contact with aliens andthe first thing they want to do is
like touch a butt. Yeah no, see I can, I hope not.
The alien theory probably came from somewhereI can, like Tallahassee, Tennessee,

(27:04):
somewhere somewhere in the teas It's probablylike you say, you and I
only, and that gonna probably yourbutt, put up your butt. I'm
gonna put some of your butt boy, you've been run. If you see
U F M O and then it'sjust spreaded man, and eventually it spreaded
a word back jack, spreading,spreading, spread spread it, yeah,
more spreads. You could be likeI need more spread Yeah, but like

(27:29):
no, I spreaded the butter.Okay, doesn't sound right. Spread it,
spread it. Hey, I don'tknow what my phone is. Keep
talking spread it. I don't knowwhat I was talking about. Now,
I gotta look it up. Igotta look it up. You know it
doesn't sound right. Spreaded. Itsounds fine to me. Spreaded. We're

(27:49):
really stupid. Yeah, of coursewe are. It's probably yeah, of
course we are. Yeah, we'reembarrassing ourselves. Bro, We're just this
is us. Hold on, holdon the okay, hold on. The
past of spread is spread spread.It is a rare, non standard variant,
so spread. Most people have viewedspread it as an error. So
it's not a word. I guessit's not a word. It's not a

(28:10):
word. It's not not a word. Confirmed, So it's just spread.
I spread. I spread the butter. Yeah that works? Did you spread
the butter? Yeah? I spreadthe butter. Yeah. Oh I guess
that does work. Yeah, Ispread the butter. It like that changed

(28:30):
the context and it doesn't sound right. I spread the butter. I spread
butter, butter spread, but Ispread the butter. It turned into the
whole. It doesn't I spread butter. But who was that I spread butter?
That was someone I don't know whothat was that spread butter. Okay,
okay, stop sorry, I thoughtthat was venom or something maybe.

(28:52):
But oh that was trying. Yeah, I was trying. Yeah, okay,
yeah, you make me. Youjust feel a little gale. Bro,
I tell you voice actors. Bro, why don't we be voice actors.
Yeah. I'll be a redneck andyou can be venom. Speaking of
redneck, this is huge transition,huge transition, right, you're trying to
do it Trump? No, hugetransition? Oh right, speaking of redneck

(29:15):
huh the video that has taken overthe world right now? Yes, dude,
it's intense. Yeah, Bro,she was just with Shack. She's
making like so much money, dude. Some someone offered. Dude, someone
was like, yo, you spitin a jar for me. You six
hundred dollars, oh my six hundreddollars for you to just start spinning in

(29:37):
jars. Yeah, bro, justbecause a semi semi attractive country lad.
Fiend was like selling farts. Yes, this is like that. No,
No, that was so much morecrazy. You're gonna in a jar if
anyone know you don't, I wantone hot to Please give me one of

(29:57):
them hot. Let me get ahawk play you get a hot terror.
I'm trying to buy hocked. Now. Do you not remember how crazy the
bell of the Fiend shit was?No? I do. That was like
the first person. That was likethe first girl to be like only fan
bathwater girl farts in a jar inbathwater. Yes that it was mainly bathwater.

(30:21):
It was like ninety five percent bathwater. I'm pretty sure that would that.
I don't think she was actually doingwith the fart in the jar thing.
Well, I no, she was, because when I bought mine,
I had await like six weeks forit. I have the far in the
jar and I have the bath water. Okay you're fucking yeah, dude,
what the fuck? Yeah? Yeah, Okay, she genuinely believed it.
Second, yeah, you're like,wait a minute, Yeah, you said,

(30:45):
dude, I'm good at that.Yeah, dude just slipped off.
I know, but uh, yeah, dude, she was like the first
one and people were like, yeah, bro, she gave me the committee.
They were throwing a bunch of crazyaccusations because of the bath water.
Oh that's crazy. Yeah, andshe hasn't. She didn't, like I
don't think she may have sent outa little bit, but I don't think
she sent out that much. Mydude, it's been like seven years since

(31:07):
I remember, like heard this topic. But I'm just telling you what I
remember. She didn't like send everyoneto the bath water either, oh,
because fucking bath ward. But shedid eventually everyone, Eventually everyone got their
bathwater because she told me, likeshe went on a podcast. She told
me you were on the podcast.I know she went on a podcast and
she was like, yeah, Iwould just sit in a bathtub for hours,

(31:30):
just filling it up and then Isend it out to people. But
like, just no way though,no I was her at first. No
people were saying she died. Peoplewere saying that she fucking had chlamydia.
People made a fake fucking mugshot ofher, like crazy shit, Yeah,
they just did. They just didthe death hoaks on a hot tool girl.

(31:52):
I won't believe that. I meanmaybe, I mean, no one
believes it, but it's like oneof those things on Snapchat when you swipe
over and it's like the all therandom stories. The main one is just
like hot to a girl died ina fucking car wreck and then yeah,
dude, and then it showed likea video of a car wreck. This
was like barstool. This is barstoollevel media, you know what I mean.
It's not barstool obviously, but it'slike some other like you're up.

(32:13):
Yeah, you're pretty up here onmy I don't I don't think it takes
hard. I think you just payfor that. Really, yeah, I'm
pretty sure you just pay for that. That's stupid. Why don't we just
start doing that? Yeah, becauseI don't know exactly because it's all a
bunch of like famous I mean notfamous. It's all like rich people in
like Hollywood that pays for that ship. Yeah. I don't know, man,
I just got to be in theright moment in the right time.

(32:35):
I feel like if I just sheliterally said a really good joke while she
was drunk. Who hock Tour.Oh yeah, that's all it was.
It was, Yeah, it's allit was. She was She's in Tennessee.
She was also okay, well,if you watch the whole fucking interview.
She was talking about cheating the veryfor the next very next like fifteen
seconds, the very next fifteen secondsshe was talking about she fucking cheated on
so yeah. But then right beforethat she was like, hock too.

(33:01):
She said hot cares because she wenthot too. No one cares because she
says, spit on that that.It's crazy. That's her. That's all
I do. Oh my god,just one and just be in the right
place in the right time, that'sall it was. My sister met.
I don't know if you know.These guys on TikTok, they're like two
dudes, you seven college campuses.One's a tall white guy, the other

(33:23):
the due standing there. They standthere and then they say they wanted to
bring me a bowl of mac andshe, I know, yeah, yeah,
my sister knows dropped name. Youknow, she knows them. That's
fucking cool. Yeah, she knowsthem. She knows them, Tom,
she knows Oh, she knows them. She was like hanging out with them.
Oh what, that's so cool.Yeah, yeah, it's it's pretty

(33:44):
it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. But like that was that was cool,
Like all that cool shit happened toTennessee? Where did that hot toool
girl get the interview? It was? It was Tennessee, was it?
Yeah? It was Tennessee. Ialways wondered why she went to ten Why
your sister went to Tennessee. Iwas like, what the fuck in Tennessee?
I guess everything. I mean,like, she lives in Nashville.
So it's a party town, Soit's a party down. Well, no,

(34:06):
she got promoted to go up there? Oh does she really? Yeah?
Oh I know, but I'm stillsaying it's a party town. Oh,
yes, it is a party town. Yeah. Like I didn't mean
like she went there because there's apart of time saying she's in a party
town. Yeah, she's in thepart. She got lucky, dude,
because she's got like the rent's goodup there, you know what I mean,
it's so much better up there.But you're in a downtown spot.
Downtown Orlando is so expensive, butdowntown Nashville is actually just as affordable,

(34:27):
really as Yeah, I love livingdowntown Orlando. That so far. Really,
yeah, I would. I wouldlove to list Tennessee one time in
a lifetime. I don't know aboutthat fucking drive thirty minutes to go to
the fucking gas station. Yeah.Now, no, I just build a
gas station. Yeah, I'll makemy own gas. My car roads off
pro pane. I'm gonna buy exceonmobile. You can buy ex on Mobile.

(34:52):
I know the CEO. Bro I'mgonna go to. I'm gonna say,
listen, we flip a coin.Either it's my company, tails,
you keep it, kill me jesus. Yeah, I mean it's a good
trade off. I'm sure it is. Bro rich people, you know what
I mean. He'd be like,for sure, dude, let's do it.
Yeah, they do this. Theydo the movies all the time,
like rich people hunt like people.You know. Oh, the perch,
Yeah, yeah, it took mea second. Is it the perch?

(35:15):
Yes, a perch. There's somany purchase Yes, dude, there's like
eight thousand. Surprised. They havea Red Dead Redemption style perch movie.
They need to do like an oldSouthwest. Oh, I'm sure they have.
They should make a video game here, it would be kind of cool.
Thou shall have thirteen minutes to killThow's partner, thirteen neighbor they have

(35:35):
the whole day. Yeah, Idon't I don't know. Thirty minutes was
like a whole they could make likea ship about time. Back then,
they were using the sun. Yeah, they're like, oh the shadow looks
kind of far. Yeah yeah,using the sun doll. I was like,
so bitch, like the shadows therefirst announced, look at now the
sun's white. It's it's half ofit's half a pizza, half a pizza.

(35:58):
Half. It's half a pizza rightnow. Guy, When it rained,
they just thought it was nighttime forthe whole day. They probably when
is the sun coming back? Imean that would probably that was like that's
caveman level and intelligence right there,which we're probably not that far away from
me and you. Actually everyone else, No, yeah, there's other dumber
people. No. I think they'redumber people than us. I think.

(36:21):
I think because a lot of people. You ask a lot of people this
question, like, what would youdo if you could go back in time
and you just went back in timeand saw the caveman? You know what
I mean, you're gonna teach themfire give I genuinely think about this all
the time. I think me andyou would be dumb enough if we went
there together, we would be like, yo, let's fit in and we'll
just strip naked and just start beinga caveman. Bro. Nah, I

(36:43):
say, we just be caveman.If I had someone else to do it
with, yes, but like that'swhat I mean. But like, think
about it. You don't know anythingabout them, Like the slightest thing could
piss them off and you're dead.We bring a strap, Let's bring a
strap. Oh I don't. Idon't think a strap would kill him?
Really, caveman? No, it'sa dude. You They probably have the
thickest flesh known to man. Knowthe dinosaurs? Do you think do you

(37:07):
think a gun could kill a dino? No, I'm not thinking about a
dino. Think think about it,think think thinking you have you have a
fucking AR fifteen? Yeah you thinkyou think an AR fifteen is killing a
dino? No? No? No, what about it's all headshots? Maybe?
Maybe? Yeah? Maybe? Ijust don't know. What about t

(37:27):
rex? I don't know, Likethink about like a giant turtle shell.
Some of those dinosaurs have a treck. Maybe I feel like you've shoot
a t rex in the eye.He's done, just like both eyes.
Like if I had like an elephantrifle, do you know what an elephant
rifle is? Yes, it's superpowerful. If I like an elephant rifle,
you'd probably be good. Yeah,you'd probably be good. Probably mean
personally, I would just do liketwo katanas, start chopping them up,

(37:51):
Yeah, kanas, because at theend of the day, he's probably gonna
be dumbing enough to like open hismouth and go down. You're just gonna
hold them up and just split likehe's you know what I mean, like,
oh, I see, I see, I see sin take his wisdom.
Yeah, bro, I'm just gonnasplit his jaw open those they need
to be really shark gaitanas. Yeah, you I just want to be bad
ass. If I die, Idie, I go one on one with

(38:13):
a dinosaur? Which one? Yeah, not a lot, bro. I
would do like that reallygasaurus stegosaurus.Yeah, you would go one on one
with a stegosaurs. Go one onone with this you have nothing and he
has nothing. You would fist.You would fist fight vegetables. Okay,

(38:35):
they eat plants. Yeah, soyou're gonna with all your might. What
are you're gonna do with your fisYou're gonna yeah, and then he's gonna
kick your ass with his back.But like a horse, bro, he's
gonna whip you with his tail.No, yes, get on top of
it. Stegosaurus is don't they havelike ship on top of their back,
like get your ass ripped up?Uh uh uh huh uh uh huh No,

(38:58):
yeah, no, dude, Iknow, dinas. I'm gonna sit.
I'm gonna sit on the one spotwhere you can't. There has to
be a spot with no horns.I mean I'm sure there, yeah,
maybe exactly, so i'd sit onthat one spot on I would do have
lost raptor if I had to goone on one. Why because they're like
so fast and the fuck you up? I mean yeah, but like you
I'm not Yeah, you're right.They have feathers. I'm talking about like

(39:21):
the first world Lost raptors feathers.Did you have feathers? Did you know
that? Ye? Chickens are likereally close relative birds exactly. Chicken is
a bird. So yeah, butno, maybe maybe not the lost What's
that? What's that little thing fromthe very first movie, the one that
spits at you? The one thatspits that one's also really fast and really

(39:44):
it's like but it's tiny. Ijust want to grab it by its neck
and snap it. Yeah, Iwould probably be able to do that,
but it's gonna right at you.I'll smack the funk out of it.
His flail and like shows you he'sgonna spit on you and then spits on
you. So I'm gonna be whenhe does that. I'm not even given
them. I'm just yeah, yesthe time. What if he can,

(40:04):
like if he's gonna look at melike did you just fucking slap me?
But what was that forward? LikeI feel like he's just gonna walk away,
you know, either that I wasgonna like bite you. He could
bite me. He could bite Yeah, he very well could bite you.
I'm still confident, Like my my, I'm not. I'm talking like you're
winding all the way, dude,smacking the face child, and I'm whinding

(40:25):
my like like like the MMA dudes. Yeah, those aren't even mm they're
not Like I don't know. There'speople off the side, like German and
Russia. Those German people sign upforward and then smack the ship out.
They don't sign up, there's noway they signed they sign up. They
just walk into a pretty sure meand you can hop in there and then
we'll be in the same weight class. We smack the out we probably would
be at the same weight class andthey would probably get sucked up by some

(40:46):
German guys. Yeah. Yeah,they got big hands, bro, Yeah,
they got big hands. I havevery small hands. I wouldn't do
nothing the same I got skinny fingies. Bro. Yeah, dude, I
would do nothing to those guys.Yeah. They look at me and be
like that's all you got, andthen they knocked my ass completely out.
It's also I feel like they allpurposely like stress their skin out on their

(41:07):
hands to where they get callouses.Oh yeah, it's like super rough.
It's so rough, like if Iwas to smack someone really hard, it
would hurt my hand too. Yeah, you know it's probably there's probably like
sandpaper, you think so Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, I
get what you're saying. Yes,yeah, you know what I mean.
There's a dude on TikTok who doesthat. He rubs his hand on wood
every every day. I'm like,why why until his he his he measures

(41:30):
his uh, his grit of hisof his callouses. Why the fuck would
you want to do that. Idon't know he wants to be able to
like shave wood with his hand.How doesn't make any sense? He got
him famous on TikTok. I guessyeah, yeah, let's be real here,
crazy ship dude, you know whatI mean? Dude, you see
about the dude who is like tryingto like completely remove his body, Like
he got rid of his nose.He like completely trying Jamesville, he got

(41:52):
rid of his nose. I thinkI have Yeah, yeah, I think
he died now he had he hadto like lose his legs and stuff.
Really yeah, he like he choppedoff his legs. He cut off some
fingers. He chopped off his legs. Yeah, all like medically, but
like, yeah, like you justwanted his legs off, Yeah you wanted
to. I did not know this. Yeah. Yeah, he like split

(42:12):
his tongue in half. He's seenthat. He's like tattooed on the face.
Yeah he's no, but he's likecompletely blacked out. Yeah exactly.
He's got like those lumps on hishead because he's got the implants and everything.
Yeah, it's like horns, yeah, horns. So I know what
he's talking about. No way hechopped off his legs, bro, Yeah,
I know it could have been someoneelse, someone else doing the same
thing. Okay, I say,chopping off your legs medically without needing to

(42:35):
is absolutely crazy. That's ridiculous.Yeah. Wow, it might have not
been him, but someone else likehim. Did that? Interesting? You
have Ken the Barbie? Ken?The Barbie's like the plastic surgery guy.
I don't know that guy. Yeah, it's like a hell of botox all
over and now, actually, likethat's just gross to me. It looks
like a doll like his skin.Yeah, that's just a doll. It

(42:57):
is actually really creepy. Yeah,I don't like that. I would to
be able to freak me out.I wouldn't be able to be if I
saw that thing. I'm not thatthing. But if I saw that person,
right, can Barbie? I know, dude, I know, but
like if I saw him standing atthe end of my house in like a
dark room, I'd kill him.The texture, are you kidding me?
Like glowy eyes and horror. That'slike a horror movie. Are you kidding

(43:20):
me? It's like a giant Kendoll just chasing exactly. Yeah, I
would never do that. Right tostart the script. Start the script,
bro, this is how we getrich. Dude. If they can make
Winnie the Pooh blood guts and honey, we can we can make yeah Ken
Ken kills Barbie. Yep, thatmight be copyright. Yeah, Ben kills
Harvey. It works, you knowwhat I mean. It works. It's

(43:45):
it's it's it's enough to know that, you know we're talking about Yeah,
but Ben kills Harvey, Ben KillsHarvey, bro And then we'll just make
like their suits a different color.We're fine. There we go, and
then we name we named the guyHarvey and the girl the girl Ben sure.
Sure, just to just to geta further a brunette should out to

(44:06):
be a brunette. No keep nono, no, no no no no,
just keep her blonde, keep herblond. No, because we're switching
their names to get further away fromthe copyright. I see, you see
what you see what I'm doing here? Okay, I see, I do
understand what you're doing. I don'tknow if it's gonna work, though,
why not? I don't think it'llwork. How that would not work?
Because if we just completely take whatthey already made and put it in our

(44:27):
movie, but just changed the names, I think it's still copyright. It's
like their videos, their video itselfis no, we'll change them a little
bit. When we could be likefunny, we just give one a mole,
you know, just slap a molein the face. But then then
she wouldn't be Barbie. No,that she's you know, I guess she's
not Barbie. She's Harvey. Shehas a mole on her lower back.
That and we emphasized it in thefirst episode. We start off by,

(44:52):
oh, Barbie or the movie startoff the movie by saying this is not
Barbie because there's a mole. No, we can't, no, we can't
acknowledge it's Barbie, because then thatthey already know we're saying it's not Well,
we have to act like Barbie,noting like it doesn't even exist.
Well, we know Barbie's just exactlythe movie. Yes, we know,

(45:14):
but copyright right, So we can'tjust be like, yeah, we know
it's Barbie. Is not Barbie.No, no, no, no,
we don't know. We just don'tsay that. We just we just the
first shot is of the mole zoomsout and it's a Harvey. So then
if they decide to say something,and then what do we say, She
has a mole on her lower back, on her lower back set the very

(45:38):
first shot. I guess, Iguess I thought see I thought you were
gonna say, and then this isnot Barbie and no, no, no,
and then we'll say that after afterthe we'll be like, we'll be
like, she has a mole onher lower back. This is not Barbie,
this is not Barbie. And thenthey'll be like email, Yeah,
it'll be fine. We won't dolike the dream House and nothing like that.

(45:59):
She will have a man, youknow nothing, She'll she'll be like
halfway house, how about that?Yeah it, She'll be really fucked up
about that. And then uh yeah, there you go. There's Harvey.
There we go. All right,So with someone writing that down at all
or no, that was like asix man like I was just letting.
I was like, all right,dude, you get really into it,

(46:20):
like are we making this movie?Yeah? I'm sorry. I really got
into the Harby even if you're downto make the movie, Harvey, what
was it Harvey and Ben? Benand Harvey, Ben and Harvey. I'm
down for the lore. I'm downfor it too. I know these movies
are fun. I like parody movieslike. I like parody movies too.
What was the one parody movie Iwatched back in the day, Haunted House?
No, no, Meet the Blacks, don't be in menace. It

(46:44):
was Meet the Blacks, Meet theBlacks. It was a purge knockoff with
the the fuck is that guy's nameMike Epps? Mike Apps? It was
a purge knockoff. Yeah, what'shis name? Mike Apps? Like the
Killing movie? Yeah, but it'scalled Meet the Blacks. So funny,
dude, I'd love to watch itright after this podcast if you weren't busy.
What it is, Mike Apps?Why did I know that Mike Apps?

(47:07):
This guy? Oh that's Mike App. Yeah. I don't know why
I knew his name. I don'tknow why I knew his name, but
I did. Yeah, Mike Apps, Meet the Blacks. Look it up.
It's a great show. Interesting ornot show movie movie, movie movie,
Okay, okay, yeah that soundsfunny as it's seventeen percent running tomatoes
seventy or seventy seventeen. No movie, it's every parody movie gets really bad.

(47:30):
Yes, but because those those arethe guys who went to college to
like critique, like genuine pussies.Pussies said, they get that in front
of them. This is absolutely rrendous. Exactly, That's what we called it
twelve thirteen years of film college andParis, Paris, to look at these

(47:50):
footage, this cluston and fucking shovesthe back, get down the throat exactly.
Yeah, his loser, absolute loser, absolutely los, absolutely just garbage
loser. But yeah, I wouldlove to go to film school and get
paid for doing some shit like that. To be honest, I would too.
I'm I'm shitting on him because Iwant to be him. But anyways,
exactly, it's everybody, bro,It's okay, Yeah, that's okay.
If you have a cyber truck,I'm sitting shitting on you just because

(48:12):
you have a cyber truck. Inerectly, I actually got I don't want
to be you at all. Iwas driving on my way home from a
store that I went to, andthere was a cyber truck all black down,
Matt Black, driving on the oppositelane. You know, I'm going
forward, They're gonna eventually pass mecross you get it. And then all
the cars that were in front ofme just all like slammed down their fucking

(48:34):
brakes to like slow down, tolike look at this cyber truck slowly like
drive by, And I genuinely wasso pissed because like everyone like did the
dude in front of me like wasvisibly like he had his phone he was
recording like outside of his window,not looking at the road, and like
everyone else like slowed down and shipnowhere near a light, nowhere near anything.
This was just open road, justcompletely bam. Actually, quick time

(48:57):
out. I was driving on fuckingthe eye for today, and uh,
this, dude, this I don'tknow what it was. Dude, it
looked like someone's seat. Okay,it looks like someone's passenger seat of a
fucking car. Well yeah, andeveryone everyone just had a crazy panic attack
because it was like it was inthe worst spot too. It was like
it was was I on I forit? I think I was on I

(49:19):
for Yeah, I was coming homefrom work. Do you know where you
are? And I for when youwhen you come home from work at all?
No? No, no, no, no no, no, I'm
sorry. I just got on thefour weight. Okay, I just got
I just got on the four WEIGHTYgot you? Yeah, I'm on the
four weight, and uh, dude, it's like you know how the four
you know how the four weight it'slike a little curvy. Yeah, so
it's like right, as it's likecurving so you can't see it coming.

(49:40):
Oh shit. Yeah, So everyone'sfucking slamming on their breaks, legit,
everyone's left and right like it's MarioKart. I'm just in the back,
just all my brakes, just likeI'm gonna let this unfold. Dude.
Funniest shit but like at the sametime, like scariest ship. And I'm
driving past it and I'm like,what the fuck is that? Dude?
It's dead ass looks like someone's passengerseats. It's the big black Yeah,
this thing. Have you ever seenlike an accident in front of you?

(50:04):
No, it's a very Oh mygod. Oh there was definitely an accident
right there, because there's car pieceseverywhere. I don't know, because you
I don't do you Have you drivenon the four twenty nine going towards like
my house in Nikoe. Yes,okay, so driving that way to college
that way, driving that way,there's like the uh when you get to
the grove. I don't know ifit's a little before a little after the
grove, but there's a bridge thatgoes over here. Yes, yeah it
is, that's a grove. It'sthat bridge that you're going under yes,

(50:28):
okay, So that bridge, there'straffic up front, A car slam down
in sprakes. There's a car infront of me and a car in front
of that one. That car slammeddown. It sprakes because it's like holy
shit, that semi truck in frontof me is stopping. And then the
car that was in front of me, behind the guy I'm talking about,
was just not paying attention. AndI was already slowing down. I'm pretty

(50:52):
close to the guy still, buthe just full seventy miles an hour.
This dude stops right before he hitsthe drug because he slaimed on his brakes.
The dude behind going seventy just smashedhis car into the back of the
semi and then the other car waslike up it's car like was on the
bridge, you know what I mean. It was crazy, no other way

(51:14):
to describe it. But the carwas like not halfway but just the very
tip of the car was like rampedup onto the bridge. So that had
to be horrendous, but probably dead. Completely avoided the accident. And then
I rolled my window down and Istarted waving like both my hands and I
was just like you let me justfucking go, and the dude let me

(51:37):
go because I was the one whowas in the position where like I either
went right in front of me andlike, no, dude, the other
lane is also backed up, notmoving forward because there's a semi truck that
Yeah, I used to be nowhere. I need to get to the left
lane to get away from these carsso I can go forward and go home.
I can be stuck here fucking foreveruntil the cops get here and shut

(52:00):
this roadown. So I'm like,dude, please, can I just go?
And he let me go, andI was just out of there.
What a guy. Yeah, Ican only imagine and I say, your
fucking actually in your hands. That'slike such a funny visual to me.
It was. I don't know ifI have it anymore, but I did

(52:20):
make a video where I was like, holy fuck, and I was like
shaking my hand. I was like, holy fuck, that's crazy. It
was intense. It was intense.And then I got out of that,
went home and play video games.Yeah, I just watched a couple people
die, but I'm playing they weren'tdead. They weren't dead. I've seen
I've seen dead people. I've seenwant to see a dead body. I've
seen dead people. The four twentynine is a dangerous place. It is

(52:44):
a dangerous for twenty nine is reallynice now. I mean like they're opening
it up, which is I'm sohappy that it took all those accidents so
this city be like, yo,this is a problem. You know,
maybe maybe we shake the four twentynine a little better with all these shitty
roads. Yeah, exactly, Butthey made the fourth twenty nine better after
I stopped taking it every single day. I guarantee you it was. It

(53:05):
was the last year. Like lastyear there was like I think five deaths
just on that part of the fourtwenty nine. I believe between my house
and your house. Literally between myhouse and your house, I believe it
on the four twenty nine is likefive deaths. And that was the most
has ever been in a fuck concernedamount of that is such a small amount
of area for accidents that happened soconsistently. Oh yeah, and like people
die, Like five deaths is crazy. Like I understand, like bumper to

(53:28):
bumper traffic, you fucking run intosomeone, but these are like people on
the opposite direction of the road thatwhite truck. Remember last year that was
there was a white truck going theopposite direction on the road and they smashed
into another car. I don't rememberthat. Yeah, and it fucking blew
up, and then the road wasclosed. Four nine was closed. I
can't say I remember this unfortunately.Yeah, no, I don't want your

(53:50):
story. That's crazy. I knowwhat the hell? Driving is A is
a? I love driving. Ilisten, I'm a great driver. I
think I pride myself for my driving. I listen, I have the I'm
the best driver of all time.I love my driving. I'm so super
glazy in each other's driving. Iam what, Jaden. I love your
driving, you know what, Devin, I love your driving. I was

(54:13):
gonna say, I was really gonnaI was gonna be like, you're such
a shooty driver. I was gonnatake it back. But like I was
gonna say, I really felt you, and then like I gave you the
eyes where I was just like,please don't Yeah, you felt bad.
I mean you didn't do that.I appreciate you. That was such a
cute. I sweat that's what youjust did. Are you mad that I

(54:40):
made fun of you? Are youjust mad at that? I'm mad,
line, I'm mad that's what youcompared me to what you were, like
a school girl that was not aschool girls, just that that was straight
school girl sounded like a Pokemon.Sounded like a Pokemon. I'm just people.
I can do this thing where Ican either choose to sneeze normal or

(55:02):
I could I could like do areally high pitch like girl sneeze, and
I sometimes do the high pitched girlsneeze and I do in front of customers.
That's great. Like when I genuinelyhave to sneeze, I will like
make that decision in my head outgoing. That's crazy that you do that
the customer and I think it's sofunny. We need to start recording the
podcast, genuinely. We need tofor my safety, for my four hours,

(55:32):
for me and Shade and safety,we need to start recording the podcast.
He's loving it. He's loving it'sso funny. I know you think
it's so funny. We just needto start recording. It's just no context.
But it doesn't need to be contextbecause it's the dude's dirty little secret.
Yeah that does not know that doesnot sound right at all. It's

(55:52):
d d ls T d d ls. Does that mean the dude's dirty little
secret. Okay, T D dL. Take the dirty part out.
You can leave everything else the dude'ssecret, you can. You can even
keep the little part. You justdo this little secrets. You just kinda
take the dirty part out. Guys, it's dirty little secret. What's wrong

(56:15):
with that? People say this shipall the time? Am I wrong?
You're not, but the stinky littlesecret you're talking. You're talking about for
your safety, you need cameras andship, and then you're talking about it's
our dirty secret dirt. I'm notsaying we did dirty things. It's just

(56:36):
like the noise. Yeah, I'mrunning off. I can know sleep.
We're gonna end this podcast. We'regonna go to bed, all right.

(56:57):
Everyone, have a great night.Thank you for checking us out. This
is like episode something. This isepisode fifteen, episode hope you all enjoyed.
Have a great day, y'all,Love you guys. It was the
last podcast we've had in like twoweeks. Oh, very good, three
weeks something like that. I've beenending at like forty five for a little
bit. But I like that.Yeah, we were just going side.
Okay, I'm