January 2, 2025 • 53 mins
The Dudes go stupid with their prior decisions in life... They didn't always make the best choices, and have done some pretty stupid things. They also talk about the Stanley cup recall and recap Christmas.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gentlemen, please welcome the podcasting sensations Jaden Grimes and Devin
the evs that has never been number cars, never clean,
never seeple day in the same.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Root see no money in the bank, of gas in
my tank?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Tone, no what to do? Tone?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What the thing do?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hello? Hello, Welcome to the dude Problem. We're in a
studio audience say hello.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's actually the only way they know how to say hello. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I know we might have used that joke like eight
thousand times already, but it's a good joke. It's funny, guys,
it's out. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Kind of what we do here.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Actually, yeah, we repeat the same jokes jokes. Every podcast
is actually just a copy and paste.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, you guys just don't remember anything, like your minds.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Every time it's like men and buck Well we say
have a good day, guys that that's like you just.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Completely forget the podcast. But that's why I forget it
all the time exactly. It all makes you just don't
know what we're talking about. It.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We just ramble and then people were like, hey, you
remember that talking about that, And I'm like.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, no, no, no, I don't, but.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I will remember it. For you in that moment.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, you see I really thought that, Yeah, in that moment. Well,
Merry Christmas, guys, Yeah, Merry Christmas. This is a Christmas episode,
a little bit of a late Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's the twenty six as we're recording this.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I told people Merry Christmas to day at work that works.
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They were like, I mean you didn't see him on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, I mean I guess typically people you.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Tell Merry Christmas too the day after Christmas. You don't
have their phone numbers to tell them Christmas in the
first place.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You know, there was a lot of Christmas texcent. You
say that I did not reply to. Yeah, I feel
really bad to I got a reply.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Dude, I had a lot bro I ended up just
turning my phone on my ringer off, and then I
threw my phone on my bed, and then I just
went and had family Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah. I called him like three times yesterday, ye answer.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Mama made bomb ass cast role. That's why I did
an answer though. Yeh, yeah, I fucking well.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Then I called him at like eleven. I was like, oh,
he for sure don't with the family stuff now, and
he didn't answer. I was like, are you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Calling me to hop on?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, like eleven Yeah, bro, I fell asleep. Damn.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Realists knocked up the audience, say what's up. We just
wanted to prove to you guys that the audience is here.
If they weren't here, they wouldn't be able to do
that on command.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Exactly, audience, boo, Devin.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's one member we have. His name is Jimmy. He
plays Trumbo. He's eleven years old. Yeah, and he's wanted
to be on the show for a while now, so
we let him. We let him play the trumpbone.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
He has one eye.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He has one eye and one job. Yeah, and that
sucked your attitude, Jimmy, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You suck.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
For later.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah. That was our buddy, Trevor.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's the new hire, Trevor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he just
replaced Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Exactly. Wow, we have we have new new characters for
the show. We have Jimmy and Trevor.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We're gonna have to remember these names. Write it down.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, no, I mean, what do you mean. They're like,
we're in the audience right there there exactly exactly exactly, audience,
write it down, Yeah, audience, right down, I don't have
anything for like that'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
They were like a little scribble scribble.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Audience just makes scribble noises, wrote that ship down. We
ain't never lie?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Would you give for Christmas? Pookie?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I got a fifty dollars a MasterCard gift card that
you're looking at I got.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was peeping the same sanitizer actually.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I got that was part of my white elephant gift.
Oh my god, Emily in Paris. It smells like women girlfriends. Yeah,
Emily in Paris.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It was Emily in Paris.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know who else was in Paris?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
A couple of friends of mine, A couple buddies of mine.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I got you good, couple of guys on mine. I
got him good. I got him good guys. What else
I get for? I got cologne, gift card, candy. Uh,
I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We're killing it, bron you got an early Christmas present
with the desk.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I guess. Oh my dad covered the cruise for me.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh true word Mary.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, Merry Christmas, Merry christ Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So I looked out pretty good. I got I gotta
I gotta watch a coach watch. Got got a new
headset for the gaming. You know what I'm saying. Hell yeah,
got some clothes. Got some dad pants. You know what
I mean. I've been asking for some dad pants for
a minute now. So I got some dad pants and
uh and yeah, man, I think I got some candy too.
I got a Chipotle gift card. I got this belt
(04:22):
I'm wearing. It's like a stretchy belt view o. No, no,
good fellow, Target. A lot of my stuff is from Target.
I really fuck with Target brand. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I got some Target brand ship.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It ain't nothing wrong with it, yeah, bro.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And you know, I think I looked out this Christmas.
I was. I was. It was a pretty viby Christmas too.
But I had some family over in the morning and
we had some breakfast, open presence, so on and so forth.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
We made hibachi.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You guys made hibachi.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, that's pretty on the what was it called Blackstone
on the black Stone?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh Blackstone?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, you know, like the flat top shits.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Do you guys do it yourself or do you have
an Asian buddy come over?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Uh? Well, we have this guy in basement or Korean buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, it's fine, we have this guy in the basement
and whenever we want to do wait, like parasite, never
seen it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You've never seen parasite. No, same difference. Really kind of
the plot of the movie is like like these poor people,
one of them gets one of the poor fam one
of the family members in the poor family gets a
job in a rich family's house and then move their
family into the basement and they live in the basement.
So rich family. No, he's a tutor or she is
(05:33):
a tutor and she lives there in the basement. But
she moved her whole family into the crib. They get
a little too comfortable and they start going crazy. You
know what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, that's the suspense a
horror movie anymore. It's a kind of it's a suspenseful
movie for sure.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay, I get what you mean.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, Like you think something's gonna happen, and then like
a sharp violin plays and then like the scene plays on.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I was thinking about this the other night. I haven't
watched a movie, like sat down and watched a movie
and forever same like it's been we know, I feel
like you watch movies all the time. You were just
telling me about how you watch this movie the other
day movie. Don't remember we were at your house.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I thought you meinly got a movie theaters.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
No, I meant just like in general.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Sat down and watching movie out of your crib.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, oh I do that.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's what I'm saying. What are you talking about? You
do like every day? No, I haven't done it in forever.
I think about the other day. I was like, oh,
I should probably do it, but I get bored.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I watched Austin Powers.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's what it was. Yeah, yeah, that is.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What we were watching. I know I put on a
little bit of it that one night you were at
my home.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah. Then we started watching something else, Kung Fu Hustle, Bro,
Kung Fu Hustle, and then I fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I know, type ship, but that movie is funny as fuck. Yeah,
there's part of the entire time.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You fell asleep too.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It was super goofy. I was like knocked out towards
the end of the movie. Yeah, it's like when it happened.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Bro, and then you were like, oh, you used to
sleep too, you want to go home.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I know. I woke up and I looked at you.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I was trying something so hard.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I was trying, bro, I was trying how much conversation
I had with myself in my head to try to
keep myself up.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh dude, you know how any times I was asleep
and then forced myself to wake up and then just
go right back to bed.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I hate that feeling though, of what being so sleepy?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh yeah, it's the worst. It's one of the worst feelings.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I hate that. Dude. I'll be sitting next to Valentine
in the bed, We'll be watching a movie and that
I can feel myself like drifting off, and then my
eyelids become so heavy. I'm like, I'm so fucked bro.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, I mean, the only thing you can do is
go to bed.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I tell myself. I'm like, I'm not gonna go to bed.
And then I wake up in the morning and I'm like,
what the fuck happened?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
How did I get here? What happened? Sorry, I'm trying
to mess with these I was looking at the audio.
I was trying to mess with it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I hope you guys all got what you wanted for Christmas.
I hope it was a jolly time. I honestly, I
listen Christmas is and I know we talked about ranking
holidays already in previous podcast episodes, but Christmas is definitely
high up there when it comes to two favorite holidays,
I think I think it's third. Do you think it's third?
(07:50):
I was I was thinking third too, but I'm gonna
put it second to be No, I'm gonna put a third.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Recency bias. Recency bias? What recency biased?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes? Or dictionary?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It happened yesterday, so it's recent more biased towards it.
It was pretty self explanatory.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That does make sense. Yeah, I mean, like I was,
I was thinking of putting it at two, but then
I literally just thought of a holiday that I actually
do enjoy more than Christmas. What Halloween?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah? My number one is Halloween, Thanksgiving? Christmas?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh Thanksgiving is up there for you? Yeah? Okay, okay,
I so my number one and listen, go ahead, cloud me,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh wait, actually, I wouldn't change it. Can I change mine?
Before you say? Uh, I'm gonna do. Hold on, I
just had it in my head. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Fourth of July,
New Year's Christmas, okay, because I love blowing ship up
on those two days. True, you know, fourth of July
and New Year. It's like the one time of year
(08:50):
where you are two times a year you can legally
do fireworks, and.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's a fact you can. You can without getting on
it like terrorist washlets.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, exactly exactly. And I got these.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Nukes and you know those country bum fucks, Bro, they're
out there, like.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's where I go this year. I didn't buy anything, sadly,
but I still have four leftovers that I'm ready to
shoot off. And like I said, they're like nukes.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
There's gonna be a great time.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm on Valentine's Day for og number one.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Bro, Dude, my fucking car broke down on Valentine's Day.
Fuck Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Valentine's Day, Halloween, Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Valentine's Day is cool. I don't know. I feel like
I don't do anything on the actual day itself though,
because everything's so busy. So I just go like the
weekend of Valentine's Day, ye, like a couple of days prior,
because I.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Just have good memories of it. I really love those
chalky candies. I have little messages. Oh I hate That's
what I'm saying, bro, Like those were like as it listen,
bro as and I know we've gone through it. Honestly,
you were you were you were no were you less
of affected than I was growing up? You were skinny
when you were like younger, younger, right, because I really
I got into the fat kid game when I was
like nine or ten.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, it's about me too, Okay, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That was like the only ounce of love I got
on Valentine's Day growing up. Was like those candies and
then like that, you were forced to get them, you
know what I'm saying. Like chick you liked would come
up to you give you these candies. Been in like
a weird way because she thought you were fucking disgusting
and fat, but you got the candies, traummer, So you
were like, damn, at least I got something. And now
I have a girlfriend, so it's pretty cool, bro, I
(10:21):
get to like look good and like.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That reminds me of a story you remember in elementary
school when you would have Valentine's Day and you'd have
to bring in like the yeah, the little whatevers. Yeah,
in first grade, Missus Jones. Shout out Missus Jones.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Shoutout missus.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
She's probably long gone by now. She was like sixty
five when I was in first grade.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Holy shh, she's probably right, missus Jones.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
She loved me. I was her favorite student, like out
of everyone. And uh, we were doing it was either
my birthday or Valentine's Day because the were four days apart,
they're so close. But I had cupcakes and we were
handing them out and this girl named Kimberly she was
she was a bigger lady. Yeah, and she she got
held back a year, so she was older than us.
(11:03):
And she was like, I'm getting one, right, And Miss
Jones came up to me and she was like, you know, honey,
if you don't want to give her one, you don't
have to give her one.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
To this day, it's the funniest shit to.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Be Miss Jones pulling up First Amendment right, you know
what I'm saying, Like, you don't gotta do shit. She
was Kimberly, shut the fuck up. Shut your mouth. I
am sixty five. You know I am your your elder.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You weren't getting a coup caike, she got a cupcake.
I felt because Miss Jones said it loud enough, you.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Gotta drop Kimy a cupcakes.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
She said it loud enough for Kimmy to hear her
kill bad. But I thought that was really funny. Shout
out Miss Jones. I have a lot of Miss Jones stories.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
That was my girl, dude, I had just I mean,
like honestly, most of my most of my funnier stories
and like wackier stories are just from when I was
like a younger kid.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No minor, like high school. Like, we took the door
off the bathroom store really like yeah, brought it to
the deans, like, hey, we found this bathroom door, but
like it was already like halfway off the hinges. We
just kind of finished the jump and he was like, oh,
we appreciate you for finding that for us, and then
we put it in a closet for him. Yeah, it
was like it's just stupid.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So in a way you're goaded, but in a way
you're not, you know, because we took the door off
I I had, Yeah, but he appreciated it. You caused
a human to feel the emotion of appreciation. That warmed
his soul that you brought that door to him.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Bro. Yeah, in the eighth grade, we uh, okay, so
I didn't really do this. This is this is like
way more Jurassic than the door. But okay, I didn't
like really do this. It's more of a lookout kind
of guy, you know. But there was a fire extinguisher
in the bathroom and ate in the eighth grade, and
uh my buddy picked it up and he sprayed it everywhere, insane. Yeah,
(12:58):
and I was kind of look out and then they
saw it. I was lookout on cameras. So they all
brought us into the little dean's room. And the dean
was really bald, like stupid bald. So he was like,
here's this lotion. The lotion goes on my head. If
you have it in your hand, you can talk. So
we had to pass his lotion around and we can
only talk if we had the lotion in our hands.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I bet you were fulfilling sexual desires for him.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
There's a group of like six of us.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
There was definitely something weird going on between that guy
his lotion and you guys.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
But yeah, and we just we just talked to him
about why we did it and what we did, and
he was like, okay, please don't do that again. And
it was like one of the last days of school
and he was just like goodbye, You'll take it. Yeah,
it was like one of our well, we were in
eighth grade, we were about to be freshman, so it
was kind of true. You know, it's like, what are
we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, that's true, that's true. I don't know, dude, I
never really did. I guess super insane shit like that.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, I was a dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I mean I mean like, I put myself in situations
that got me hurt a lot, I feel like is
what I was like. Physically, Yeah, physically physically physically. Listen,
I know the locals listen to the podcast and it's
basically it. You know what I'm saying. Not worldwide, so
a lot of people might understand what I'm saying. Especially
Ye that's what I'm gonna do. Sorry, That's what I did.
(14:20):
Over by where I went to elementary school on Dillard Street.
It's near downtown wind A Garden, very specific location. But
behind the school was the trail, the Orange, the win
A Garden Orange Trail whatever that takes just fraight straight
to downtown whin A Garden as long as you follow
it the right way, and so me and my boys
used to take it. But going down there's there was
(14:41):
at one point there's a hill where you can go
all the way down and all the way up, so
it's like a giant dip in the earth. Think about that, right.
It's mad steep, and it's like so long, it's like
a quarter mile long. So you go a quarter mile down,
you probably have flat surface for like five feet, and
then immediately an incline starts. And we were all riding
(15:04):
longboards and we were like, yo, we should definitely like
ride our longboards like so hard down this hill and
see what happens. And my boy Clayton, he's been doing
it for a minute. This guy had gloves on, you
know what I'm saying. He was really committed to dude,
he was he was hung you know, and he he
was he figured out he knew how to control his
board when it like got to a higher speed. I
(15:28):
just got this longboard that I have. I bought it
for like one hundred and fifty bucks, saved up for
it to chores at Zoomi's this board in no way
like it had like plastic wheels, not like the silicone
soft ones, you know what I'm saying, Like the ones
they're hard plastic in the middle, but towards the outside
of the wheels typically on a longboard, they're like rubbery,
(15:49):
so it's easier when it rolls over harder yeah roads,
And I got one of those, but I didn't have
it yet, so I had this other one that was
like one hundred and fifty bucks. You know, someone on
the cheap side made out of being whatever, fucking hard wheels.
I'm riding down the shit, I start wobbling and I'm
going I had to be going like twenty five miles
an hour, like so fast. I'm fat, you know what
(16:10):
I mean. I'm there's so much weight. There's like one
hundred and fifty pounds of like a seventh grade kid
going down on these hard plastic wheels and he jumped
off of his board. Are you he into the grass? No? Clayton,
Oh okay, okay. And I was behind him and so
I hit his board with mine.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh did you go flying?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And I went flying? Bro I went flying probably like
like not like vertical. I didn't go in the air
like I dead ass, just superman, I believe it fucking
into the concrete the incline of the hill and I
basically landed on my palms, shoulder blades went all the
way back and then like you ended up in almost
(16:52):
like a handstand position, and then I fell backwards because
I'm on the incline, so basically I'm pushing off this
way kind of and then onto my knees and like
completely fucked my knees up. I'm almost positive, Like, dude,
my hands were so black and blue and bloody.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
You're trying to do a push up basically, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
But like leading into the push up was a twenty
five mile per hour start, dude, the downhill incline, I
broke my palm. That was the point of the the
funniest thing. That's why I can move my thumb like that.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Oh that's gross. Uh So I also have an injury
from skating, but mine is so like less drastic it was.
Did I say that word right?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Drastic?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, like the park. No, I'm just kidding. Drastic.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, you know what I meant. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying it right, Yeah, Anyways, I was going like
a mile per hour or you know how like the
sidewalks had like the little red bumpy thing.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, yeah, I do know though I was I was
on my phone just texting while I was on my
skateboard and I was going over the little bumpy things
and I wasn't going fast enough so my board just
couldn't go over it. So I fucking fell and I
fell right on my elbow and I broke my elbow. Nice, yeah,
going like a mile per hour.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
And then I was like, damn, that hurt like a bitch.
And then I kept skating like and then I started
like actually skating after that, and I came home. I
got in the shower and I couldn't move my elbow
like at all. It was like walk. It was like
what the hell? And it started to hurt and I
couldn't put my shirt on. So then I went to
the hospital and it was broken.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Damn yeah, damn Yeah, that's crazy, right, But what a story, buddy,
Mario broke his elbow.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
No way, shout out Mario.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah five girl fell on it stopped so serious. And
now I mean listen, and it's not being vulgar because
I'm thinking of when we're kids here, all right, which
is exactly what I would have said as a child.
It was a fucking It was at the kickball field
Dilla Street Elementary Shout out Dyllard brother, you know elementary school.
Homeboy was was in push up position after sliding and
(18:53):
getting the dubs. Securing the dub, Homeboy was in like
push up position as he's pushing up, shoddy trips, falls
on top of his elbow and just snaps it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh it sounds horrible.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, and it was like damn that fast, bro crazy.
But it just wasn't a good look on her because
she broke someone's arm falling on it.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah. No, it would be like damn, yeah, so fat. Yeah,
I wouldn't say that to her, but I would think it. No.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I mean, I'm pretty he might have said something like
that when it happened out of anger and just out
of pain in general. But I like he cried and everything. Dude,
I felt bad. That was bad.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
If we're just gonna be good than anybody just going
these pain stories. I was playing flag football.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I love pain.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I was playing flag football, and flag football is no contact.
I mean it's football, so obviously it doesn't be a
little contact. Yeah, but I'm going up in the air
for this fucking past. Mind you, our quarterback. We did
a little trick play. I'm fucking I'm open. I'm going
for this past if I catch it. Bro I'm going
all the way. It's touchdown. This guy comes out of
nowhere and hits my ankle. I'm fucking in this guy.
I swear to God, Dude, I land and I dude,
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I'm in so much pain I do. I'm like fourteen,
not even probably like thirteen, yeah, like thirteen. And then
there everyone's running up to me, like all the coaches.
And then the other coach was like, my god to
even hit him, or the other coach for the other
teams like, my god, even hit him. I was like, yeah,
daddy's stupid. And then the guy the coach got pissed
because I called him stupid.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I mean fucking he said his guy didn't even hit him.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, you see me on the ground.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
How did I do with three sixty backflip? Yeah, onto
the ground.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I either called him an idiot or I called him stupid,
but one of them, but he did not like both
of them. Yeah, he's a dumb idiot, just to fly
both of them. Yeah, you know, he's a dumb idiot.
Stupid is what he is.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, dude, I remember football days, but football days were fun.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
And then dude, my other, my other, I've only broken
two bones, my obow my collarbone, both on the same arm.
We were doing right before another flag football game. Bro.
We were just running warming up and this asshole of
a kid tripped me because he thought it'd be funny,
and I landed and I heard it pop and I
didn't get up for like ten minutes, and like you
broke your college Yah, I broke my collarbone and it
was dan and it broke down, so it was instead
(20:58):
of up like through the sea, it broke down so
it was like touch.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Them up, like made a glass or something. Dude me, yeah, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
And like every now, every time now I do a
push up or something like when I lift or anything,
I hear it pop and I hate it. I hate
it so much it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
In confidence. I can't say I broke a bone because
I've never gone to the hospital, but I can do
some pretty weird shit with my body with parts that
I hurt, you know what I mean. In the past, did.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
He want you?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, Bro, what you.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Said you can do weird things with your body, So
I mean I said I can, Yeah, I said, did
he want you now? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
No, I mean not that kind of weird stuff. Just
ebe gooby stuff. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
That doesn't make it, That doesn't make it, made it
sound worse.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I remember twenty not twenty first birthday, dumbass, twenty second
of October. I know, I know, twenty second of October.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
During the year of two thousand and maybe sixteen or fourteen,
I was playing football and the coach was all right,
brought to your football or I'm sorry, it's yours yo.
It's your football, yo, it's your birthday. You're running the ball.
And so at this point, I've been center. I've been alignment,
(22:10):
by the way. I'm just I mean just in general,
I've been alignment my entire life because I've been big
and uh at this point, dude, I'm like, I don't
know what age I am, but I'm fucking I'm big.
You know, I'm big enough to just bigger than the
kids in my age. I'm in a ninth grade team,
but I'm still like not even a uh high schooler yet.
You know, I haven't trade. Yeah, so I'm like fucking
(22:31):
five five eight, solid, one eighty five you know, of fat,
not muscle, by the way, like just fat. Bro. Yeah, bro,
I was there all these other kids you know, like
there's a kid on our team we used to call
Peanut because he was a running back, but he was
like four to eight dude, and this kid would like
run through legs like you don't even understand. And and yeah, man,
we went up against a team they were it was
(22:52):
the Apopca Lions, and do you know anything about them?
Like this isn't this isn't I think this is au corner. Yeah.
I didn't play, I didn't payner, I didn't play pop
wonner League. I played I don't know what the fuck
that is. I played AUU, I played YAU and the
football league. We played a popka of the Apopuca Lions
and I looked up Bro and I was like when
(23:15):
I cause I was center at the time playing this game,
and this this fucking kid like number ninety seven. He's
got a full grown beard. He's got like the blonde
mustache to match the beard. This kid is like maybe
six two, way way fatter than I am, way fatter.
And so I told my coach, I was like, Bro,
(23:36):
absolutely not get Brandon on this guy, because Brandon's like
a six foot three, two twenty five pound kid, like
he can handle this. And so He's like, all right, bro,
just I'll move you over to the left, like two spots. Bro,
fuck it, you know you don't got to worry about it.
I was like perfect. And then they switched that guy
out that I'm in front of with a different kid,
(23:56):
and he is like massive, bro, Like his strategy was
to just fall like he was so big. He genuinely
used his way. He was so round, he could have
token up two spots of players like. He was definitely
like I I mean I was I could have foot
(24:16):
I was speed compared to this kid. Bro. I was
flash compared to this kid. And so they get they say,
you know it's your birthday, you're running the ball, and
I've been playing lineman the entire game. So I'm like, damn,
all right, I'd never done this before. This is the
end of the game. We're about to win. We're killing him,
you know what I'm saying, Fuck it, I'll do it.
(24:37):
I was so hesitant. I sat there with the ball
in my hands. I was like, there's no way I'm
running this fucking ball.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Bro blown up.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, but that fat kid was talking shit and I
was like, I'm gonna run his way, and so and
so that's what well, dude, because I didn't think he'd
be able to like run or anything like that. Like, dude,
this kid was like, I mean, like he like walks
like a peng when he's so fat.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I bet he was fast as hell.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm I'm first all. He wasn't, by the way. Okay,
he wasn't by the way, But big fella I was
talking about with the beard. Hm, I call the ball,
catch it. I'm running towards the right side of the field.
Big fella pushed Brandon just away, and this dude's tits
went up. Bro, this dude like I'm getting I'm up
(25:22):
in my I'm outstanding, guys, I'm standing for the ones
on the pod. Took the largest strides over and just
picked me up and dropped me onto the ground in
front of my whole fucking family who was there to
watch me play that game for my birthday. Bro, My
entire family, my sister's boyfriend at the time, who was
huge into football and was very supportive of me. One
(25:44):
of the first games my father went to, my grandmother,
my grandfather, my friends, I had everyone at that game.
They said, you run the ball. I look, everyone's cheering
for me. Bro, I don't even get past my line.
He bright into the ground.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Bro, because you focused on on the on the fans.
You tried, Yeah, I bet you did. You got embarrassed
obviously fourteen. You gotta put on a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
My mom had many cupcakes afterwards.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
That's fire, so it was all better. You know, that's fire.
But yeah, you gotta put on a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I just wanted to tell that story. I think. I
think if I was to make a comedy movie about
my life, that'd be an amazing thing, though, because the
hype but was I mean, the hype was insane. Think
you're on a stage, lights on you, all these cameras,
you know what I mean, the flash lights. You're like,
you're famous. You think you're about to do something crazy
on your birthday, your day, and then you get stomped
into the fucking ground, not after four seconds after catching
(26:36):
the ball.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah that's not Yeah, yeah, that's a little it's a
little unfortunate that it's sad. I my my junior year.
This has nothing to do with me, but my junior
year we were playing freedom. Junior and senior year we
were playing freedom, and Freedom kicked our ass. My junior
year but senior year we fucked them up. But yeah,
(27:00):
we did really good senior it was we got to
get back against every person. We went seven and three.
That's not bad that we were pretty close to the playoffs,
but we you know, our conference was some of the
best teams in Orlando, Like we had Jones and Edgewater,
what Diday and Kaiva? What where where did I play?
(27:22):
I was on the D line. Yeah, I was on
the D line. But we had some of the best
teams in Orlando in our conference, so we had no
chance in any situation to make it to the was good.
My D was great. D was great. He was great.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
And as long as you got good D.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, D was great. But that's besides the point. But yeah,
we were close to the playoffs my senior year. But anyways, uh,
Freedom had this running back and when I tell you,
he was like five to seven, but he looked like
he weighed two hundred. Yeah, and he like he was
fat like this marshmallows. Like this boy was fat, but
he could he could move. He could move like he
(27:59):
was one one hundred flat. Like this dude with like
the juke moves and everything. It was wild. I was like,
how was that big boy running Like.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, seeing seeing a fast facum in the wild, it's
pretty insane.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah. No, And he was like a good running back.
It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I was able to I was able to keep up
with a lot of my my friends when we would
do like the little track in like middle school.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Absolutely that I was never I would be able to get.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Like two laps, bro. I mean I had like two
laps running, dude. I had like a ten minute mile,
and then all the other you know, fast fit kids
had like seven thirties. So it was like, I take
that extra two, bro, you know that extra three? Man,
I don't even I didn't. I never even tried on
my mile. I hate running. Even then, I hated running.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean I also hate the pacer test. I wanted
to die. Yeah, we already talked about that.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah. I hated a bunch of pacer tests.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Fucked the pacer test. Yeah, it's it was horrible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That That's pretty much all my football story. I mean
I probably have more if I really thought about him.
But like I played football for years, I actually didn't
play for too long, dude. I I I kind of
just bitched out because I started taking more more interest
in in band. Honestly, I have a I have way
more band stories. Do There's so many, Oh there's honestly,
(29:15):
they get gross.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, play my play the trumpet for me?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
They get I probably could. I used to kill the trumpet.
People used to like. Honestly, guys, the the idea of
band kids being the goodie two shoes, you know, high
high GPA, smart, nerdy kids, it's not true.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It is.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It's not bro. You have more of those kids combined,
and because think about we're thinking of an entire band combined.
Out of your seven classes, you run into more of
those kids in your classes than you do in band,
like I never like really yeah, I mean the kids
that are so there's there's all throughout your years in band,
there's gonna be a first chair in the first chairs,
(29:55):
like the leader of your instrument. And those are typically nerds. Yeah.
Those are typically the guys that go home and they
play for hours and and they study music and they
practice all the time. I practiced, but I can only limitedly,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I can do.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I live in a neighborhood where it's a bunch of
seventy year old people who go to bed at nine pm.
So I can't play the trumpet just as shit, you
know what I mean? Yeah, And uh.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Man, you can go in the backyard, you guys. You
got space, you got land.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Nah, dude, I mean yeah I could, but like I
would have to mute. I would have to put a
mute on my trumpet.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
No, you could just go into your house.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Those kids had. Really there's things you could put in
the tip of your trumpets or the end of your
trumpets where you could play as loud as you want
and it'll only.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Be don't even know how good it sounds.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Then if you like you have headphones that you connect
to it's and then you turn the volume down and
it's literally you just listen to yourself play technology. Right. Yeah,
it's pretty crazy. It is pretty crazy. But no, most
of the kids, man, other than those kids who were
first chair always always getting coocuse. We had practice rooms
where it was like completely zero volume. You know what
I'm saying. You cannot hear a person playing as loud
(31:00):
as possible in these fucking rooms. They have like the soundproofing, Yeah,
the soundproofing plus a seal, you know, like kind of
like a cooler door at Public's.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I get what you mean. Yeahoms, you are passing them.
You could hear them at my schools.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
And it was we had even though we weren't allowed to.
There were covers for the windows of those rooms because
kids would complain that, like, you know, people don't like
it when you're in there practicing and you can still
kind of hear because people are you know what I mean.
It's not super soundproof, but you can. People would just
look through the windows and be annoying. Yeah no, no, yeah,
(31:33):
So people would put down those tarps and they would
have sex in there.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Jesus Christ, like all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
That's wild, like all you like, genuinely all the time,
and no one, no one knew because obviously the covers
were always down because everyone just always left it down,
and then the kids would literally just during his band
period was a free period for a lot of us
who were in like the higher bands. You didn't like
go in there and just sit there and practice like
they knew you were good. They would just tell you
to practice whatever you wanted, like instead of everyone playing
(31:59):
the same song unless it's a song for marching band,
like an actual like like there, you just play whatever
you want to practice and so they would go in
there and be like, Okay, you have twenty minutes to
go in there, and the kids would just go in
there and have sex.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, bro, that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
That's actually why.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I know four band kids that are dead.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It was gang violence, Jesus. Yeah, bro, Yeah, it's kind
of insane.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
School was crazy. High school was crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Would like I would.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I would go to the gas station by a whole
bag of gummy bears, go into the bathroom. I would
lick the back of every gummy bear. I'd cover the
wall and gummy bears.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You're an asshole, that's what I would do with.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You're just and as many gummy bears as possible.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Well, I guess I covered the bathroom and.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I wasn't having sex in the in the practice room,
which no gummy bears in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna call you an asshole for that because
I feel bad for the janitor. But I sprayed a
fire hydrant, or not a fire hydrant, but extinguish or.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Everywhere you would look out to spray.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I I was lookout. I didn't do it. I was
a lookout, obviously, I really was the lookout. I swear
to God, no, no, I believe you. It's a federal offense,
you know, is it really that's what he's telling I
definitely believe you. Then he was he was like, he
was like, you know, we have to pay someone to
come down here and clean it, not we can't just
clean it ourselves.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'm such a homief. The cops ever showed up to
my house and asked if I knew you, whether they
were telling me if you were dead or not, I
wouldn't know, you know what I'm saying. I wouldn't even
let it get that far. If they came to me
and they were like, do you know Jaden Grimes, I'd
be like, fucking nope, shut the door, bro.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
What yeah, I guess you got a point like nope,
not mean well, he actually won the lottery and he
told us to come to you and give it to you.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
So I was that Grimes or Grims? I know?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, I know, grin Yeah, I think a mullet, white,
a couple of tattoos.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, you just killed a couple kids. You're getting arrested. Shit,
that's part of it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Damn he got me good white kids.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I don't Oh maybe not kids.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You're right like that. This makes me like an asshole.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, you're right, hippos, that's even bigger.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I have an asshole. Birds what kind.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
The gray ones with really long necks.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
No, sand cranes are cool, really.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Bro, they attacked my mom. They're not cool. I have
heavy beef with cranes, dude, and grains are not okay
on my list. Yeah, they don't kill fucking sea seagulls, seegers, seagulls, seekers, seagulls.
The birds don't like my mom. My mom got attacked
by cranes. She got ship on and her McDonald's stolen
(34:39):
by seagulls at a beach, and then she got pecked
in the head by an ostrich and her hair pulled out.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
There was this one that's actually wild. Yeah, bro, that's wild.
I never sued either, crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
That's insane. I Uh, we were at Disney. I was
real young, and this bird was gy. I like Universal more.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I like Universal way more than me, but I just
with theme parks. Uh.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
This white bird was giant and it was coming to
take my burger. My mom my mom. Mama buried it
and she was like right to that bird. Just promise
you can go ask her the story right after the podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
On sight if you mess with baby boy, bro you
on this podcast?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, bro? And then she yeah, she attacked that bird
for me. I got my burger. I kept my burger.
I've never been then terrified of like giant birds, I
say it away.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, I was gonna say I haven't. I haven't been
attacked by I don't have too many animals I'm scared of. No,
I've picked up snakes before.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
No, I don't like snakes. Don't do snakes. Do not
do the snakes.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I'll find a snake and I would just sit there
and just like grab it by its neck and just
pick it up and like flinging around.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, no, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I don't do it in the backyard. No. I mean
I'm terrified cockroaches. You'll never see I will jump off
of Like if I see a cockroach on the ground,
I'll jump off the ground and onto something else, like
a fucking cat.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, I'm terrified of cockroaches. Every other animal I could.
I'm confident of to fight a bear if I had to.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Can you do that mean, if you ever play Fallout
and there's a big cockroaches, do you get scared?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I can handle that.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You don't get scared?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
No, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Mean I used to not play zombies myself when I
was a kid.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I do. I forgot what I was. I was playing
Ready or Not my PC last night and I was like, damn,
this is kind of eerie. I'm I'm a little spooked.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I mean, yeah, with how realistic that game is. It is.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, you know, like I was in a drug house
and I was like, damn, this is this is kind
of spooky.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
For So for those of you who don't know Ready
or Not as a video game.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, it's like a like a squat thing.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's like a hyper realistic thing. Honestly, we should show
that video game to my grandfather because.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, we should show him six Days in for Lucia
six Well that's the military.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Though, Yeah, I mean he was a squat commander.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah no, actually, so you'd probably like that one. Yeah, Bro,
call unk, call unk.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Grandpa Tom is an ex swat commander.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Grandpa calms da.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
He looks so young, I know, bro, grandpaton Bro, but
he was an Xbox mat I mean he's genuinely. I
mean I think he's like sixty seven. What what the devil?
I mean, yeah, he's not seventy. I think.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I need his skin skin care routine.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Ask him.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I don't know. They eat so healthy really. They have
like two avocados and like honey, yeah yeah, like yeah
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Like whenever I would go over there and construct something,
build something in the workshop, Grandma Dawn, my grandmother comes
out with like a charcuterie board of peanut butter and
jellies on some like homemade bread. Dang, it's all organic
peanut butter and jelly like halft boiled eggs with some
seasoning on it, some apples, some oranges, some starfruit, some parface.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I'm down with all the fruit, the all that, and
then you know she could keep the They also do
cold plunges. No, we have a cold tub right in yoga.
We have a we don't do those are the secrets
of life, guys, write that ship down. I don't do
no cold plunge. It's too cold. Hell No.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
That's why when I was asked if I wanted to
go the pool tonight, I thought.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Like in a pool, Yeah, you're stupid.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I was like at your apartment, bro, like we're gonna swim.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
We're swimming.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
It's like fifty four degrees tonight.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah. Bro. The fact that you thought like it was
like an actual pool because the text said, hey, do
you want to go play pool tonight? It wasn't a
hey do you want to get in the pool.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
No, I'm pretty sure he said, hey, play pool, Hey pool.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I mean that. Yeah, it's pretty self explanatory. I knew
what you were asking in. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I don't know, bro. Maybe I'm just like the troubled person.
I feel like, oh, you know, those are two different things.
I just need extra help with stuff. He said, a
pool later tonight, Yeah, pool later tonight.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I took that as like the game.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Pool, swim, swim, swim.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
I'm just gonna start saying that we swim.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I forgot what. Oh my god, dude, I got some
new lingo and I want to start using it.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
What I forgot what it was.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I'm gonna have to call Gary, oh new York window.
Yeah no, No, it wasn't even New York lingo.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
This is this is just what the kids are saying.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
No, this is made up Gary lingo. Bro, this is
only Gary.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Saying we're going to start something. We're gonna start it.
We're gonna start That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
We need to st He had something real good. He
tried going on after that and it wasn't good. We
should do this, and I was like, yo, yeah, can
only yeah, you can only drop like one banger at
a time. You can't just take advantage of the moment.
But you drop the fucking banger and I'll give it
to you.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I completely forgot what it was.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I wish I could then it could have been that
good of a banger.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
No, I'm telling you it was a good banger. I've
just had a lot going on, man.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yeah, no, I feel I found.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
A mental Yeah. I got Christmas and ship.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Speaking of holidays, New Year's, New Year's coming up. It's
like three days.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I'm excited for New Years for New Years? Nothing? Brother?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
What is what? They? Uh?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Tuesday? It's Tuesday thirty first Tuesday? Wednesday is the first?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Okay? Yeah cool? Okay, yeah, no, then I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Neither of mine. I Uh Saturday, We're doing the Miami Hurricane.
Yeah yeah, yeah, first of the Iowa State really big,
really big game. Really gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah,
it's gonna be a lot of fun. It's gonna be
a great time.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
What do your what would you say? Have you been
working on any New Year's resolutions?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
And that was you know, I was gonna ask you
the same thing.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I'm trying not to do the usual, even though the
usual is also kind of still what I want. Yeah,
I just I've never done my fucking resolutions.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, neither of. I've done a couple. I want to
get back in the gym because I was doing really
good and then I went up to Massachusetts to see
my brother, and I just fell off ever since. Uh,
and I'm losing all my muscle dudes, So now I
got to really get back into it. Uh, trying to
think if I have any others. I think that's really
like number one. Yeah, I think that's really like number one. Okay, yeah, okay,
(40:56):
I really think that's my only one.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I see. My My my new Year's resolution right now
is yes one, to get back in the gym. I
do want to start working out.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yeahs such bullshit because I try to get you with
the gym with me so many times, I know, and
you never went we went one.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Time I have. That's the thing though, is like, that's
why I stopped working out with Tristan is because I
like lost that like love for working out, you know
what I'm saying. And then I mean, it's it's not
that I stopped working out just because I didn't like
working out. It just became harder to work out then, yeah,
because of all the hours. So when it comes to
like do I want to do this or work out,
(41:33):
I typically choose to do that.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
No, And that's what it is because I work so
much now and it's like, fuck, I either want to
play Xbox or I work out. I'm like, oh, the
boys are on ex.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
That's what I'm saying. And the way I think about
it is like I really do like video games is
a huge part of my life. It always has been,
it probably will continue to be for a good amount
of time, probably for the rest of my life. I'm
not gonna lie. And and I mean whether it's like
whether if I'm not playing games in the future when
I'm fifty, I'm probably gonna be collecting some dumb shit,
you know.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I will Well, I'm definitely gonna be collecting. I'm probably
gonna be playing games, But totally I have another resolution.
I want to get out more twenty five. I want
to do more shit, su Yeah, I'm ninety percent of
my days are fucking cooped up in this room.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
When I have the free time, I'm in here fucking
on the PC of year, on the Xbox or something stupid.
So I want to go out more.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I want to. I want to eat better.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah that too, Yeah, good to eat.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Better, bro, I want to. Uh, I've been I've been like,
oh my god, bro, just like my stomach recently is
going back to what it was like when I was
in customer service. Oh that's years ago. Yeah, it's bad,
and I just noticed, like.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Well, it's also probably for other reasons too.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
I mean, I'm sure it's for other reasons and I
can yeah, I mean, I can only imagine. But I
do want to definitely eat healthier, because if I'm gonna
do the other reasons, I at least want to be healthy.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I do want I also kind of want to drop
the other reasons. Yeah, at least one of them. Yeah
you know what I mean. Yeah, I mean probably the
colorful one.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah, no one going to get what we're talking about here, no,
I mean, I know, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
You you do, They don't.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Oh, I see what you're talking Yeah, I now I
see what you're talking about. But yeah, I understand, but
know what you're talking about? Yeah, dropping You guys don't
have context because there were super secretive But I'm going
to go ahead and just drop it there for you guys,
because it's part of exposing the New Year's resolution. Me
and Jaden want to start para shooting.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
More, para shootings insane.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
And I got him this parachute that was extremely colorful,
and he has GTA.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
He ever played GTA. It's like the GTA parachute.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
And we want to start parachutingmore. Yeah that's all.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, that's all. No, I'm kidding. And you actually will
never see me jump out of a plane ever. H No,
definitely want a skydive, bro, No, I never will. I'm
not gonna say it's one of my New Year's of solutions.
If I do that next year and I die at
twenty two, I'll be sad. I'll do it later when
I'm more fulfilled with life.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I'm gonna risk my life jumping out of a fucking plane.
Stropped on some dude's chests.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Oh oh, that's why you would die. I was so
confused with.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
How what his balls against my upper back?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Oh no, my my buddy, he just turned to eighteen
family friend. It's not like I'm befriending high school guys.
But yeah, he he just went skydiving for his graduation.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
That's the thing. I'm so terrified of it. Just because
I want to do it, It doesn't mean I'm not terrified
of it.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah. No, I could never do it.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, if I ever end up doing it, I'm going
to be terrified.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
You would have to get me like thirteen shots before
I even consider it, Like vaccines, no imagine, y yeah,
just feed me the flu.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
So for me eating better, hitting the like at least
because I want to start consistently doing the gym. And
I mean, like you need to start off slow, so
like once or twice a week until I can trust
myself to.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Like dude, I was going five days, I know.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
But in order to do that, I would need to jet.
I would have to cancel something. Oh, I mean a times,
you know what I mean. Like I'm a big I'm
a very stubborn person when it comes to my time
and when it comes to what I do, spending it
on and so it's just like I'm I'm huge on
just doing whatever I just want to do, you know,
And so I make a lot of my decisions based
on that. Whether or not it makes another.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Person, I will say, once you get in the groove
of going to the gym, though, it's so easy.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
It starts. That's what I'm saying. I want to make
it like a habit forming short of thing.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
I was going. It was only for like two three months,
but I was going five days a week, no fucking problem.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
That's what I'm saying. You could still, you could You
could accomplish it, you know what I mean. You could
push yourself. Yeah, so that's what I It's kind of
like my main thing. I also just want to be
like a a better person, not to get super deep,
just a better person. Yeah, I just want to be
a better person. I'm an asshole, dude, I I want
to It just takes so much energy to be an
(45:37):
asshole these days.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
It's not even I'm not saying I'm a bad person.
I'm not a bad person. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying I just have opinions. Yeah, and not even
opinions for me. I just want to do more for
people like I want to like I feel like I
don't do none for nobody. You know what I'm saying.
I used to be a very romantic friend.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
If you understand what I'm saying, you probably don't have
sound say that sounds super gay. Trust me, guys, it's
not super gay. I'm just saying I used to always
like I just always when when me, Rolando, and Tristan
were hanging out a lot back in the beginning of
the Deli, it was every day I was texting the
boys and being like, Yo.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yeah, I wish for work. I wish I could see
the text between me and Devin. You know my text?
He doesn't answer.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Then I'd be like, yo, you see my text, and
I'd be like, what text?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
No, I don't because I really don't know the text.
I don't get blue little pop up bubbles.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Bro, he's lying.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I know. I'm really I'm really not like. So what
happens is is you'll text me and I'll be in
the middle of doing something, just like everyone else is,
and then I opened the text, and then I'm like, fuck,
let me text this guy back and I'm done because
because and then after I'm done, I completely forget and
(46:52):
I go to bed most of the time.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Sorry, I wish we had a camera so bad, But no,
it's such garb because who answered.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Once we do? We need to be fucking entertaining.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I know we can't just be like this. We have
like a couple of entertaining but hello, no one gets
this isn't funny to them.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
I know that's not funny. Then we're doing fucking camera
ship right now, but we don't have a camera.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Sorry, guys, what was I gonna? You distracted me? Because
because I was calling you out? No, you were saying
something about me not answering. Yeah, you won't answer my text?
What you answer group chat?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, well answer the group chat? When did I answer
the group chat?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (47:27):
When did I answer?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
I'm saying like in general, and you just admitted to it.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean I've definitely done it before.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I really do.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Just let's shislip my mind.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, I know, So that's why I just start calling you.
I was gonna doesn't even answer those anymore?
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Can I I'm not gonna make no what I was
gonna say edgy jokes, edgie jokes, but the I don't
want to make the edgy joke. Yeah, the person, the
person that the edgy joke would be about, like sometimes
listen to the podcast, No, Lie, so like the Drake
for security reasons, for personal reasons, Lie? Yeah, yeah, Rick,
So that sounds like a sex song.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
It could be. Yeah, maybe who chains in Champagne? That's
that song.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
I don't know if I mean, I'm sure you guys
probably have seen a lot of a lot of viral
videos going on in your social media's. But something pretty
fucking insane has happened. And we always tend to talk
about pretty insane ship whether it's sad or not, on
this podcast, some pretty insane shit has happened.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
And he fucking cracked.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Bro, that was so stupid. Sorry, I mean I just started.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
A woman was set on fire in the metro train.
I'm sorry. That's definitely what I was.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
I was going. I thought we were talking about Stanley Cupps.
So ready to talk about the Stanley dude.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
I am so ready to talk about Stanley Cups dude.
Fuck listen, guys, I I mean we'll get through it
because Stanley cup topic is also I mean, this could
save a lot of lives out here, you know what
I mean, This could save pick You're right, yeah, just
don't take the subway. No. A woman was set on
fire on the subway and she just sat there and
burned alive while a lot of people recorded her. It
was very sad that person didn't have a Christmas. It
(49:08):
was a couple of days before Christmas. Very sad. Sit
here and go ahead, moment of silence for the woman
who passed.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
I'm not gonna do it. There we go do that
silence was enough what we just did right there. I
almost went it's very sad. It is.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
It is very Sometimes you need to incentuate the uh,
the sadness.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
And we've never done a moment of silence on this podcast.
So I was just like, what the hell we were
throwing it down. That's why I was gonna go like this.
I was like, Oh, it's a little used resolution, bro,
better person, you know, That's what I'm saying. It's a
little intensitive. I went like, yeah, but like it's fine.
It's funny. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
It is kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Thank you, audience, thank you, thank you. I forgot you
guys were here.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I completely forgot that.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
I forgot the audience is here.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Trevor, are you good? Bro? You want me to loosen
the handcuffs? He's fine, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
He's fine. Why is Trevor in handcuffs? He was fine.
Jimmy's the one in handcuffs. I forget the dude. You
are the wor owner employees person.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Listen. If you guys have a Stanley sold between some
June June in the past.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
June to this current date December twenty sixth.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
June to this current date December twenty six be careful, okay.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, because your lid's gonna yeah. No, there are sixteen
the twenty ounce basically every single cup.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah over, Like a million Stanley's were recalled recently because
two point one two point one. That's not the two
point six damn.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
It is it? Two point six two point six? I
was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Two point six million Stanley cups were recalled because their
trigger action trigger flip lock triggers on the caps to say,
the little flippy thingy, the little flippy Thingky's very guys,
the little fippy thing is broken.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Boys. Yeah, you know the thing like if you put
coffee in it, well, basically it is really hot. Yeah right,
if it gets really so, it's.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
The cap that gets really hot. The cap itself expands
and then when you open and release that pressure, the
bottle basically just explodes.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
And you should go watch the videos. They're actually really funny.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Sometimes the cap will just explode and hit you in
the face. Sometimes the scolding hot liquid inside will splash
all over you and calls thirty pop. Why we only
put water or sometimes the entire cup itself the metal
will even fucking explode like a pipe bomb and blow
your hand up.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
So that's why we just put water in the stand
and don't worry about it, and you know, get coffee cup,
get a regular coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
That that is actually pretty crazy. I honestly wouldn't even know.
I wonder if those people are getting sued, because if
I had a Stanley cup right now, I'd be soon
I'd be sooning, like, yeah, if it exploded in my hand,
boiling hot water and just throw it in my backyard
until it explodes, smack myself in the face with my hand.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Well, no, that definitely wouldn't work. But like if you
were like the dude we saw in the office and
like it just and like it burned and stuff, that
he'll definitely win the lawsuit. But if it's like, oh
my lid exploded and boom and nothing happened, I mean,
what are you gonna get from that? And I don't
see how to.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Cup explode from in my hands before I have cup
exploding PTSD, it's chronic.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh my godd at that point, you would just be
milking the system.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
And I I, you know this, this fucking hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Bro, I guess you could do that mentally mess me up. Yeah,
I guess you really could do that.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
I'm scarred, Bro.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
I'll never drink from from Stanley, only from hands. Well,
the moral of today's podcast is don't trust Stanley Cup.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Don't trust the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, I think that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
And we hope you all had a wonderful like Christmas.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
And I mean, yeah, you know, I guess I hope
you guys had no kidding, I hope you guys had
a great kiss kiss miss Christmas because I had a
great Christmas and.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
Jane about to have a Chistmas.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
All right, Well, yeah, that that's the podcast today. Everyone,
have a great day, Happy New Year's.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Happy New Years.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Thank you audience, last time, Thank you guys, Thank you guys. Jimmy,
let me get one over there, Trevor, let me get
one over there.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Shit treverslaughing.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
There we go, Trevor.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Trevor on the drums and guitar at the same time.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
There we go Trevor. Thank you Trevor. Have a great
day everyone,
Gentlemen, please welcome the podcasting sensations Jaden Grimes and Devin
the evs that has never been number cars, never clean,
never seeple day in the same.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Root see no money in the bank, of gas in
my tank?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Tone, no what to do? Tone?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What the thing do?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hello? Hello, Welcome to the dude Problem. We're in a
studio audience say hello.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's actually the only way they know how to say hello. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I know we might have used that joke like eight
thousand times already, but it's a good joke. It's funny, guys,
it's out. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Kind of what we do here.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Actually, yeah, we repeat the same jokes jokes. Every podcast
is actually just a copy and paste.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, you guys just don't remember anything, like your minds.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Every time it's like men and buck Well we say
have a good day, guys that that's like you just.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Completely forget the podcast. But that's why I forget it
all the time exactly. It all makes you just don't
know what we're talking about. It.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We just ramble and then people were like, hey, you
remember that talking about that, And I'm like.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, no, no, no, I don't, but.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I will remember it. For you in that moment.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, you see I really thought that, Yeah, in that moment. Well,
Merry Christmas, guys, Yeah, Merry Christmas. This is a Christmas episode,
a little bit of a late Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's the twenty six as we're recording this.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I told people Merry Christmas to day at work that works.
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They were like, I mean you didn't see him on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, I mean I guess typically people you.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Tell Merry Christmas too the day after Christmas. You don't
have their phone numbers to tell them Christmas in the
first place.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You know, there was a lot of Christmas texcent. You
say that I did not reply to. Yeah, I feel
really bad to I got a reply.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Dude, I had a lot bro I ended up just
turning my phone on my ringer off, and then I
threw my phone on my bed, and then I just
went and had family Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah. I called him like three times yesterday, ye answer.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Mama made bomb ass cast role. That's why I did
an answer though. Yeh, yeah, I fucking well.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Then I called him at like eleven. I was like, oh,
he for sure don't with the family stuff now, and
he didn't answer. I was like, are you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Calling me to hop on?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, like eleven Yeah, bro, I fell asleep. Damn.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Realists knocked up the audience, say what's up. We just
wanted to prove to you guys that the audience is here.
If they weren't here, they wouldn't be able to do
that on command.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Exactly, audience, boo, Devin.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's one member we have. His name is Jimmy. He
plays Trumbo. He's eleven years old. Yeah, and he's wanted
to be on the show for a while now, so
we let him. We let him play the trumpbone.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
He has one eye.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He has one eye and one job. Yeah, and that
sucked your attitude, Jimmy, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You suck.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
For later.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah. That was our buddy, Trevor.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's the new hire, Trevor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he just
replaced Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Exactly. Wow, we have we have new new characters for
the show. We have Jimmy and Trevor.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
We're gonna have to remember these names. Write it down.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, no, I mean, what do you mean. They're like,
we're in the audience right there there exactly exactly exactly, audience,
write it down, Yeah, audience, right down, I don't have
anything for like that'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
They were like a little scribble scribble.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Audience just makes scribble noises, wrote that ship down. We
ain't never lie?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Would you give for Christmas? Pookie?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I got a fifty dollars a MasterCard gift card that
you're looking at I got.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I was peeping the same sanitizer actually.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I got that was part of my white elephant gift.
Oh my god, Emily in Paris. It smells like women girlfriends. Yeah,
Emily in Paris.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It was Emily in Paris.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know who else was in Paris?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
A couple of friends of mine, A couple buddies of mine.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I got you good, couple of guys on mine. I
got him good. I got him good guys. What else
I get for? I got cologne, gift card, candy. Uh,
I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We're killing it, bron you got an early Christmas present
with the desk.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I guess. Oh my dad covered the cruise for me.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh true word Mary.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, Merry Christmas, Merry christ Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So I looked out pretty good. I got I gotta
I gotta watch a coach watch. Got got a new
headset for the gaming. You know what I'm saying. Hell yeah,
got some clothes. Got some dad pants. You know what
I mean. I've been asking for some dad pants for
a minute now. So I got some dad pants and
uh and yeah, man, I think I got some candy too.
I got a Chipotle gift card. I got this belt
(04:22):
I'm wearing. It's like a stretchy belt view o. No, no,
good fellow, Target. A lot of my stuff is from Target.
I really fuck with Target brand. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I got some Target brand ship.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It ain't nothing wrong with it, yeah, bro.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And you know, I think I looked out this Christmas.
I was. I was. It was a pretty viby Christmas too.
But I had some family over in the morning and
we had some breakfast, open presence, so on and so forth.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
We made hibachi.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You guys made hibachi.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, that's pretty on the what was it called Blackstone
on the black Stone?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh Blackstone?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, you know, like the flat top shits.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Do you guys do it yourself or do you have
an Asian buddy come over?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Uh? Well, we have this guy in basement or Korean buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, it's fine, we have this guy in the basement
and whenever we want to do wait, like parasite, never
seen it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You've never seen parasite. No, same difference. Really kind of
the plot of the movie is like like these poor people,
one of them gets one of the poor fam one
of the family members in the poor family gets a
job in a rich family's house and then move their
family into the basement and they live in the basement.
So rich family. No, he's a tutor or she is
(05:33):
a tutor and she lives there in the basement. But
she moved her whole family into the crib. They get
a little too comfortable and they start going crazy. You
know what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, that's the suspense a
horror movie anymore. It's a kind of it's a suspenseful
movie for sure.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay, I get what you mean.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, Like you think something's gonna happen, and then like
a sharp violin plays and then like the scene plays on.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I was thinking about this the other night. I haven't
watched a movie, like sat down and watched a movie
and forever same like it's been we know, I feel
like you watch movies all the time. You were just
telling me about how you watch this movie the other
day movie. Don't remember we were at your house.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I thought you meinly got a movie theaters.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
No, I meant just like in general.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Sat down and watching movie out of your crib.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, oh I do that.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's what I'm saying. What are you talking about? You
do like every day? No, I haven't done it in forever.
I think about the other day. I was like, oh,
I should probably do it, but I get bored.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I watched Austin Powers.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's what it was. Yeah, yeah, that is.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What we were watching. I know I put on a
little bit of it that one night you were at
my home.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah. Then we started watching something else, Kung Fu Hustle, Bro,
Kung Fu Hustle, and then I fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I know, type ship, but that movie is funny as fuck. Yeah,
there's part of the entire time.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You fell asleep too.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It was super goofy. I was like knocked out towards
the end of the movie. Yeah, it's like when it happened.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Bro, and then you were like, oh, you used to
sleep too, you want to go home.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I know. I woke up and I looked at you.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I was trying something so hard.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I was trying, bro, I was trying how much conversation
I had with myself in my head to try to
keep myself up.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh dude, you know how any times I was asleep
and then forced myself to wake up and then just
go right back to bed.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I hate that feeling though, of what being so sleepy?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh yeah, it's the worst. It's one of the worst feelings.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I hate that. Dude. I'll be sitting next to Valentine
in the bed, We'll be watching a movie and that
I can feel myself like drifting off, and then my
eyelids become so heavy. I'm like, I'm so fucked bro.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, I mean, the only thing you can do is
go to bed.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I tell myself. I'm like, I'm not gonna go to bed.
And then I wake up in the morning and I'm like,
what the fuck happened?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
How did I get here? What happened? Sorry, I'm trying
to mess with these I was looking at the audio.
I was trying to mess with it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I hope you guys all got what you wanted for Christmas.
I hope it was a jolly time. I honestly, I
listen Christmas is and I know we talked about ranking
holidays already in previous podcast episodes, but Christmas is definitely
high up there when it comes to two favorite holidays,
I think I think it's third. Do you think it's third?
(07:50):
I was I was thinking third too, but I'm gonna
put it second to be No, I'm gonna put a third.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Recency bias. Recency bias? What recency biased?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes? Or dictionary?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It happened yesterday, so it's recent more biased towards it.
It was pretty self explanatory.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That does make sense. Yeah, I mean, like I was,
I was thinking of putting it at two, but then
I literally just thought of a holiday that I actually
do enjoy more than Christmas. What Halloween?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah? My number one is Halloween, Thanksgiving? Christmas?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh Thanksgiving is up there for you? Yeah? Okay, okay,
I so my number one and listen, go ahead, cloud me,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh wait, actually, I wouldn't change it. Can I change mine?
Before you say? Uh, I'm gonna do. Hold on, I
just had it in my head. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Fourth of July,
New Year's Christmas, okay, because I love blowing ship up
on those two days. True, you know, fourth of July
and New Year. It's like the one time of year
(08:50):
where you are two times a year you can legally
do fireworks, and.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's a fact you can. You can without getting on
it like terrorist washlets.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, exactly exactly. And I got these.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Nukes and you know those country bum fucks, Bro, they're
out there, like.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's where I go this year. I didn't buy anything, sadly,
but I still have four leftovers that I'm ready to
shoot off. And like I said, they're like nukes.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
There's gonna be a great time.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm on Valentine's Day for og number one.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Bro, Dude, my fucking car broke down on Valentine's Day.
Fuck Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Valentine's Day, Halloween, Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Valentine's Day is cool. I don't know. I feel like
I don't do anything on the actual day itself though,
because everything's so busy. So I just go like the
weekend of Valentine's Day, ye, like a couple of days prior,
because I.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Just have good memories of it. I really love those
chalky candies. I have little messages. Oh I hate That's
what I'm saying, bro, Like those were like as it listen,
bro as and I know we've gone through it. Honestly,
you were you were you were no were you less
of affected than I was growing up? You were skinny
when you were like younger, younger, right, because I really
I got into the fat kid game when I was
like nine or ten.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, it's about me too, Okay, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That was like the only ounce of love I got
on Valentine's Day growing up. Was like those candies and
then like that, you were forced to get them, you
know what I'm saying. Like chick you liked would come
up to you give you these candies. Been in like
a weird way because she thought you were fucking disgusting
and fat, but you got the candies, traummer, So you
were like, damn, at least I got something. And now
I have a girlfriend, so it's pretty cool, bro, I
(10:21):
get to like look good and like.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That reminds me of a story you remember in elementary
school when you would have Valentine's Day and you'd have
to bring in like the yeah, the little whatevers. Yeah,
in first grade, Missus Jones. Shout out Missus Jones.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Shoutout missus.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
She's probably long gone by now. She was like sixty
five when I was in first grade.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Holy shh, she's probably right, missus Jones.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
She loved me. I was her favorite student, like out
of everyone. And uh, we were doing it was either
my birthday or Valentine's Day because the were four days apart,
they're so close. But I had cupcakes and we were
handing them out and this girl named Kimberly she was
she was a bigger lady. Yeah, and she she got
held back a year, so she was older than us.
(11:03):
And she was like, I'm getting one, right, And Miss
Jones came up to me and she was like, you know, honey,
if you don't want to give her one, you don't
have to give her one.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
To this day, it's the funniest shit to.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Be Miss Jones pulling up First Amendment right, you know
what I'm saying, Like, you don't gotta do shit. She
was Kimberly, shut the fuck up. Shut your mouth. I
am sixty five. You know I am your your elder.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You weren't getting a coup caike, she got a cupcake.
I felt because Miss Jones said it loud enough, you.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Gotta drop Kimy a cupcakes.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
She said it loud enough for Kimmy to hear her
kill bad. But I thought that was really funny. Shout
out Miss Jones. I have a lot of Miss Jones stories.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
That was my girl, dude, I had just I mean,
like honestly, most of my most of my funnier stories
and like wackier stories are just from when I was
like a younger kid.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No minor, like high school. Like, we took the door
off the bathroom store really like yeah, brought it to
the deans, like, hey, we found this bathroom door, but
like it was already like halfway off the hinges. We
just kind of finished the jump and he was like, oh,
we appreciate you for finding that for us, and then
we put it in a closet for him. Yeah, it
was like it's just stupid.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So in a way you're goaded, but in a way
you're not, you know, because we took the door off
I I had, Yeah, but he appreciated it. You caused
a human to feel the emotion of appreciation. That warmed
his soul that you brought that door to him.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Bro. Yeah, in the eighth grade, we uh, okay, so
I didn't really do this. This is this is like
way more Jurassic than the door. But okay, I didn't
like really do this. It's more of a lookout kind
of guy, you know. But there was a fire extinguisher
in the bathroom and ate in the eighth grade, and
uh my buddy picked it up and he sprayed it everywhere, insane. Yeah,
(12:58):
and I was kind of look out and then they
saw it. I was lookout on cameras. So they all
brought us into the little dean's room. And the dean
was really bald, like stupid bald. So he was like,
here's this lotion. The lotion goes on my head. If
you have it in your hand, you can talk. So
we had to pass his lotion around and we can
only talk if we had the lotion in our hands.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I bet you were fulfilling sexual desires for him.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
There's a group of like six of us.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
There was definitely something weird going on between that guy
his lotion and you guys.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
But yeah, and we just we just talked to him
about why we did it and what we did, and
he was like, okay, please don't do that again. And
it was like one of the last days of school
and he was just like goodbye, You'll take it. Yeah,
it was like one of our well, we were in
eighth grade, we were about to be freshman, so it
was kind of true. You know, it's like, what are
we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, that's true, that's true. I don't know, dude, I
never really did. I guess super insane shit like that.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, I was a dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I mean I mean like, I put myself in situations
that got me hurt a lot, I feel like is
what I was like. Physically, Yeah, physically physically physically. Listen,
I know the locals listen to the podcast and it's
basically it. You know what I'm saying. Not worldwide, so
a lot of people might understand what I'm saying. Especially
Ye that's what I'm gonna do. Sorry, That's what I did.
(14:20):
Over by where I went to elementary school on Dillard Street.
It's near downtown wind A Garden, very specific location. But
behind the school was the trail, the Orange, the win
A Garden Orange Trail whatever that takes just fraight straight
to downtown whin A Garden as long as you follow
it the right way, and so me and my boys
used to take it. But going down there's there was
(14:41):
at one point there's a hill where you can go
all the way down and all the way up, so
it's like a giant dip in the earth. Think about that, right.
It's mad steep, and it's like so long, it's like
a quarter mile long. So you go a quarter mile down,
you probably have flat surface for like five feet, and
then immediately an incline starts. And we were all riding
(15:04):
longboards and we were like, yo, we should definitely like
ride our longboards like so hard down this hill and
see what happens. And my boy Clayton, he's been doing
it for a minute. This guy had gloves on, you
know what I'm saying. He was really committed to dude,
he was he was hung you know, and he he
was he figured out he knew how to control his
board when it like got to a higher speed. I
(15:28):
just got this longboard that I have. I bought it
for like one hundred and fifty bucks, saved up for
it to chores at Zoomi's this board in no way
like it had like plastic wheels, not like the silicone
soft ones, you know what I'm saying, Like the ones
they're hard plastic in the middle, but towards the outside
of the wheels typically on a longboard, they're like rubbery,
(15:49):
so it's easier when it rolls over harder yeah roads,
And I got one of those, but I didn't have
it yet, so I had this other one that was
like one hundred and fifty bucks. You know, someone on
the cheap side made out of being whatever, fucking hard wheels.
I'm riding down the shit, I start wobbling and I'm
going I had to be going like twenty five miles
an hour, like so fast. I'm fat, you know what
(16:10):
I mean. I'm there's so much weight. There's like one
hundred and fifty pounds of like a seventh grade kid
going down on these hard plastic wheels and he jumped
off of his board. Are you he into the grass? No? Clayton,
Oh okay, okay. And I was behind him and so
I hit his board with mine.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh did you go flying?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And I went flying? Bro I went flying probably like
like not like vertical. I didn't go in the air
like I dead ass, just superman, I believe it fucking
into the concrete the incline of the hill and I
basically landed on my palms, shoulder blades went all the
way back and then like you ended up in almost
(16:52):
like a handstand position, and then I fell backwards because
I'm on the incline, so basically I'm pushing off this
way kind of and then onto my knees and like
completely fucked my knees up. I'm almost positive, Like, dude,
my hands were so black and blue and bloody.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
You're trying to do a push up basically, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
But like leading into the push up was a twenty
five mile per hour start, dude, the downhill incline, I
broke my palm. That was the point of the the
funniest thing. That's why I can move my thumb like that.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Oh that's gross. Uh So I also have an injury
from skating, but mine is so like less drastic it was.
Did I say that word right?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Drastic?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, like the park. No, I'm just kidding. Drastic.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, you know what I meant. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying it right, Yeah, Anyways, I was going like
a mile per hour or you know how like the
sidewalks had like the little red bumpy thing.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, yeah, I do know though I was I was
on my phone just texting while I was on my
skateboard and I was going over the little bumpy things
and I wasn't going fast enough so my board just
couldn't go over it. So I fucking fell and I
fell right on my elbow and I broke my elbow. Nice, yeah,
going like a mile per hour.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
And then I was like, damn, that hurt like a bitch.
And then I kept skating like and then I started
like actually skating after that, and I came home. I
got in the shower and I couldn't move my elbow
like at all. It was like walk. It was like
what the hell? And it started to hurt and I
couldn't put my shirt on. So then I went to
the hospital and it was broken.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Damn yeah, damn Yeah, that's crazy, right, But what a story, buddy,
Mario broke his elbow.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
No way, shout out Mario.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah five girl fell on it stopped so serious. And
now I mean listen, and it's not being vulgar because
I'm thinking of when we're kids here, all right, which
is exactly what I would have said as a child.
It was a fucking It was at the kickball field
Dilla Street Elementary Shout out Dyllard brother, you know elementary school.
Homeboy was was in push up position after sliding and
(18:53):
getting the dubs. Securing the dub, Homeboy was in like
push up position as he's pushing up, shoddy trips, falls
on top of his elbow and just snaps it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh it sounds horrible.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, and it was like damn that fast, bro crazy.
But it just wasn't a good look on her because
she broke someone's arm falling on it.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah. No, it would be like damn, yeah, so fat. Yeah,
I wouldn't say that to her, but I would think it. No.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I mean, I'm pretty he might have said something like
that when it happened out of anger and just out
of pain in general. But I like he cried and everything. Dude,
I felt bad. That was bad.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
If we're just gonna be good than anybody just going
these pain stories. I was playing flag football.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I love pain.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I was playing flag football, and flag football is no contact.
I mean it's football, so obviously it doesn't be a
little contact. Yeah, but I'm going up in the air
for this fucking past. Mind you, our quarterback. We did
a little trick play. I'm fucking I'm open. I'm going
for this past if I catch it. Bro I'm going
all the way. It's touchdown. This guy comes out of
nowhere and hits my ankle. I'm fucking in this guy.
I swear to God, Dude, I land and I dude,
(19:54):
I'm in so much pain I do. I'm like fourteen,
not even probably like thirteen, yeah, like thirteen. And then
there everyone's running up to me, like all the coaches.
And then the other coach was like, my god to
even hit him, or the other coach for the other
teams like, my god, even hit him. I was like, yeah,
daddy's stupid. And then the guy the coach got pissed
because I called him stupid.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I mean fucking he said his guy didn't even hit him.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, you see me on the ground.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
How did I do with three sixty backflip? Yeah, onto
the ground.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I either called him an idiot or I called him stupid,
but one of them, but he did not like both
of them. Yeah, he's a dumb idiot, just to fly
both of them. Yeah, you know, he's a dumb idiot.
Stupid is what he is.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, dude, I remember football days, but football days were fun.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
And then dude, my other, my other, I've only broken
two bones, my obow my collarbone, both on the same arm.
We were doing right before another flag football game. Bro.
We were just running warming up and this asshole of
a kid tripped me because he thought it'd be funny,
and I landed and I heard it pop and I
didn't get up for like ten minutes, and like you
broke your college Yah, I broke my collarbone and it
was dan and it broke down, so it was instead
(20:58):
of up like through the sea, it broke down so
it was like touch.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Them up, like made a glass or something. Dude me, yeah, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
And like every now, every time now I do a
push up or something like when I lift or anything,
I hear it pop and I hate it. I hate
it so much it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
In confidence. I can't say I broke a bone because
I've never gone to the hospital, but I can do
some pretty weird shit with my body with parts that
I hurt, you know what I mean. In the past, did.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
He want you?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, Bro, what you.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Said you can do weird things with your body, So
I mean I said I can, Yeah, I said, did
he want you now? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
No, I mean not that kind of weird stuff. Just
ebe gooby stuff. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
That doesn't make it, That doesn't make it, made it
sound worse.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I remember twenty not twenty first birthday, dumbass, twenty second
of October. I know, I know, twenty second of October.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
During the year of two thousand and maybe sixteen or fourteen,
I was playing football and the coach was all right,
brought to your football or I'm sorry, it's yours yo.
It's your football, yo, it's your birthday. You're running the ball.
And so at this point, I've been center. I've been alignment,
(22:10):
by the way. I'm just I mean just in general,
I've been alignment my entire life because I've been big
and uh at this point, dude, I'm like, I don't
know what age I am, but I'm fucking I'm big.
You know, I'm big enough to just bigger than the
kids in my age. I'm in a ninth grade team,
but I'm still like not even a uh high schooler yet.
You know, I haven't trade. Yeah, so I'm like fucking
(22:31):
five five eight, solid, one eighty five you know, of fat,
not muscle, by the way, like just fat. Bro. Yeah, bro,
I was there all these other kids you know, like
there's a kid on our team we used to call
Peanut because he was a running back, but he was
like four to eight dude, and this kid would like
run through legs like you don't even understand. And and yeah, man,
we went up against a team they were it was
(22:52):
the Apopca Lions, and do you know anything about them?
Like this isn't this isn't I think this is au corner. Yeah.
I didn't play, I didn't payner, I didn't play pop
wonner League. I played I don't know what the fuck
that is. I played AUU, I played YAU and the
football league. We played a popka of the Apopuca Lions
and I looked up Bro and I was like when
(23:15):
I cause I was center at the time playing this game,
and this this fucking kid like number ninety seven. He's
got a full grown beard. He's got like the blonde
mustache to match the beard. This kid is like maybe
six two, way way fatter than I am, way fatter.
And so I told my coach, I was like, Bro,
(23:36):
absolutely not get Brandon on this guy, because Brandon's like
a six foot three, two twenty five pound kid, like
he can handle this. And so He's like, all right, bro,
just I'll move you over to the left, like two spots. Bro,
fuck it, you know you don't got to worry about it.
I was like perfect. And then they switched that guy
out that I'm in front of with a different kid,
(23:56):
and he is like massive, bro, Like his strategy was
to just fall like he was so big. He genuinely
used his way. He was so round, he could have
token up two spots of players like. He was definitely
like I I mean I was I could have foot
(24:16):
I was speed compared to this kid. Bro. I was
flash compared to this kid. And so they get they say,
you know it's your birthday, you're running the ball, and
I've been playing lineman the entire game. So I'm like, damn,
all right, I'd never done this before. This is the
end of the game. We're about to win. We're killing him,
you know what I'm saying, Fuck it, I'll do it.
(24:37):
I was so hesitant. I sat there with the ball
in my hands. I was like, there's no way I'm
running this fucking ball.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Bro blown up.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, but that fat kid was talking shit and I
was like, I'm gonna run his way, and so and
so that's what well, dude, because I didn't think he'd
be able to like run or anything like that. Like, dude,
this kid was like, I mean, like he like walks
like a peng when he's so fat.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I bet he was fast as hell.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm I'm first all. He wasn't, by the way. Okay,
he wasn't by the way, But big fella I was
talking about with the beard. Hm, I call the ball,
catch it. I'm running towards the right side of the field.
Big fella pushed Brandon just away, and this dude's tits
went up. Bro, this dude like I'm getting I'm up
(25:22):
in my I'm outstanding, guys, I'm standing for the ones
on the pod. Took the largest strides over and just
picked me up and dropped me onto the ground in
front of my whole fucking family who was there to
watch me play that game for my birthday. Bro, My
entire family, my sister's boyfriend at the time, who was
huge into football and was very supportive of me. One
(25:44):
of the first games my father went to, my grandmother,
my grandfather, my friends, I had everyone at that game.
They said, you run the ball. I look, everyone's cheering
for me. Bro, I don't even get past my line.
He bright into the ground.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Bro, because you focused on on the on the fans.
You tried, Yeah, I bet you did. You got embarrassed
obviously fourteen. You gotta put on a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
My mom had many cupcakes afterwards.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
That's fire, so it was all better. You know, that's fire.
But yeah, you gotta put on a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I just wanted to tell that story. I think. I
think if I was to make a comedy movie about
my life, that'd be an amazing thing, though, because the
hype but was I mean, the hype was insane. Think
you're on a stage, lights on you, all these cameras,
you know what I mean, the flash lights. You're like,
you're famous. You think you're about to do something crazy
on your birthday, your day, and then you get stomped
into the fucking ground, not after four seconds after catching
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the ball.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah that's not Yeah, yeah, that's a little it's a
little unfortunate that it's sad. I my my junior year.
This has nothing to do with me, but my junior
year we were playing freedom. Junior and senior year we
were playing freedom, and Freedom kicked our ass. My junior
year but senior year we fucked them up. But yeah,
(27:00):
we did really good senior it was we got to
get back against every person. We went seven and three.
That's not bad that we were pretty close to the playoffs,
but we you know, our conference was some of the
best teams in Orlando, Like we had Jones and Edgewater,
what Diday and Kaiva? What where where did I play?
(27:22):
I was on the D line. Yeah, I was on
the D line. But we had some of the best
teams in Orlando in our conference, so we had no
chance in any situation to make it to the was good.
My D was great. D was great. He was great.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
And as long as you got good D.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, D was great. But that's besides the point. But yeah,
we were close to the playoffs my senior year. But anyways, uh,
Freedom had this running back and when I tell you,
he was like five to seven, but he looked like
he weighed two hundred. Yeah, and he like he was
fat like this marshmallows. Like this boy was fat, but
he could he could move. He could move like he
(27:59):
was one one hundred flat. Like this dude with like
the juke moves and everything. It was wild. I was like,
how was that big boy running Like.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, seeing seeing a fast facum in the wild, it's
pretty insane.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah. No, And he was like a good running back.
It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I was able to I was able to keep up
with a lot of my my friends when we would
do like the little track in like middle school.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Absolutely that I was never I would be able to get.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Like two laps, bro. I mean I had like two
laps running, dude. I had like a ten minute mile,
and then all the other you know, fast fit kids
had like seven thirties. So it was like, I take
that extra two, bro, you know that extra three? Man,
I don't even I didn't. I never even tried on
my mile. I hate running. Even then, I hated running.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean I also hate the pacer test. I wanted
to die. Yeah, we already talked about that.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah. I hated a bunch of pacer tests.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Fucked the pacer test. Yeah, it's it was horrible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That That's pretty much all my football story. I mean
I probably have more if I really thought about him.
But like I played football for years, I actually didn't
play for too long, dude. I I I kind of
just bitched out because I started taking more more interest
in in band. Honestly, I have a I have way
more band stories. Do There's so many, Oh there's honestly,
(29:15):
they get gross.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, play my play the trumpet for me?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
They get I probably could. I used to kill the trumpet.
People used to like. Honestly, guys, the the idea of
band kids being the goodie two shoes, you know, high
high GPA, smart, nerdy kids, it's not true.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It is.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It's not bro. You have more of those kids combined,
and because think about we're thinking of an entire band combined.
Out of your seven classes, you run into more of
those kids in your classes than you do in band,
like I never like really yeah, I mean the kids
that are so there's there's all throughout your years in band,
there's gonna be a first chair in the first chairs,
(29:55):
like the leader of your instrument. And those are typically nerds. Yeah.
Those are typically the guys that go home and they
play for hours and and they study music and they
practice all the time. I practiced, but I can only limitedly,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I can do.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I live in a neighborhood where it's a bunch of
seventy year old people who go to bed at nine pm.
So I can't play the trumpet just as shit, you
know what I mean? Yeah, And uh.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Man, you can go in the backyard, you guys. You
got space, you got land.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Nah, dude, I mean yeah I could, but like I
would have to mute. I would have to put a
mute on my trumpet.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
No, you could just go into your house.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Those kids had. Really there's things you could put in
the tip of your trumpets or the end of your
trumpets where you could play as loud as you want
and it'll only.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Be don't even know how good it sounds.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Then if you like you have headphones that you connect
to it's and then you turn the volume down and
it's literally you just listen to yourself play technology. Right. Yeah,
it's pretty crazy. It is pretty crazy. But no, most
of the kids, man, other than those kids who were
first chair always always getting coocuse. We had practice rooms
where it was like completely zero volume. You know what
I'm saying. You cannot hear a person playing as loud
(31:00):
as possible in these fucking rooms. They have like the soundproofing, Yeah,
the soundproofing plus a seal, you know, like kind of
like a cooler door at Public's.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I get what you mean. Yeahoms, you are passing them.
You could hear them at my schools.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
And it was we had even though we weren't allowed to.
There were covers for the windows of those rooms because
kids would complain that, like, you know, people don't like
it when you're in there practicing and you can still
kind of hear because people are you know what I mean.
It's not super soundproof, but you can. People would just
look through the windows and be annoying. Yeah no, no, yeah,
(31:33):
So people would put down those tarps and they would
have sex in there.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Jesus Christ, like all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
That's wild, like all you like, genuinely all the time,
and no one, no one knew because obviously the covers
were always down because everyone just always left it down,
and then the kids would literally just during his band
period was a free period for a lot of us
who were in like the higher bands. You didn't like
go in there and just sit there and practice like
they knew you were good. They would just tell you
to practice whatever you wanted, like instead of everyone playing
(31:59):
the same song unless it's a song for marching band,
like an actual like like there, you just play whatever
you want to practice and so they would go in
there and be like, Okay, you have twenty minutes to
go in there, and the kids would just go in
there and have sex.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, bro, that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
That's actually why.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I know four band kids that are dead.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It was gang violence, Jesus. Yeah, bro, Yeah, it's kind
of insane.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
School was crazy. High school was crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Would like I would.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I would go to the gas station by a whole
bag of gummy bears, go into the bathroom. I would
lick the back of every gummy bear. I'd cover the
wall and gummy bears.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You're an asshole, that's what I would do with.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You're just and as many gummy bears as possible.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Well, I guess I covered the bathroom and.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I wasn't having sex in the in the practice room,
which no gummy bears in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna call you an asshole for that because
I feel bad for the janitor. But I sprayed a
fire hydrant, or not a fire hydrant, but extinguish or.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Everywhere you would look out to spray.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I I was lookout. I didn't do it. I was
a lookout, obviously, I really was the lookout. I swear
to God, no, no, I believe you. It's a federal offense,
you know, is it really that's what he's telling I
definitely believe you. Then he was he was like, he
was like, you know, we have to pay someone to
come down here and clean it, not we can't just
clean it ourselves.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'm such a homief. The cops ever showed up to
my house and asked if I knew you, whether they
were telling me if you were dead or not, I
wouldn't know, you know what I'm saying. I wouldn't even
let it get that far. If they came to me
and they were like, do you know Jaden Grimes, I'd
be like, fucking nope, shut the door, bro.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
What yeah, I guess you got a point like nope,
not mean well, he actually won the lottery and he
told us to come to you and give it to you.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
So I was that Grimes or Grims? I know?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, I know, grin Yeah, I think a mullet, white,
a couple of tattoos.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, you just killed a couple kids. You're getting arrested. Shit,
that's part of it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Damn he got me good white kids.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I don't Oh maybe not kids.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You're right like that. This makes me like an asshole.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, you're right, hippos, that's even bigger.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I have an asshole. Birds what kind.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
The gray ones with really long necks.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
No, sand cranes are cool, really.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Bro, they attacked my mom. They're not cool. I have
heavy beef with cranes, dude, and grains are not okay
on my list. Yeah, they don't kill fucking sea seagulls, seegers, seagulls, seekers, seagulls.
The birds don't like my mom. My mom got attacked
by cranes. She got ship on and her McDonald's stolen
(34:39):
by seagulls at a beach, and then she got pecked
in the head by an ostrich and her hair pulled out.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
There was this one that's actually wild. Yeah, bro, that's wild.
I never sued either, crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
That's insane. I Uh, we were at Disney. I was
real young, and this bird was gy. I like Universal more.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I like Universal way more than me, but I just
with theme parks. Uh.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
This white bird was giant and it was coming to
take my burger. My mom my mom. Mama buried it
and she was like right to that bird. Just promise
you can go ask her the story right after the podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
On sight if you mess with baby boy, bro you
on this podcast?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, bro? And then she yeah, she attacked that bird
for me. I got my burger. I kept my burger.
I've never been then terrified of like giant birds, I
say it away.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, I was gonna say I haven't. I haven't been
attacked by I don't have too many animals I'm scared of. No,
I've picked up snakes before.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
No, I don't like snakes. Don't do snakes. Do not
do the snakes.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I'll find a snake and I would just sit there
and just like grab it by its neck and just
pick it up and like flinging around.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, no, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I don't do it in the backyard. No. I mean
I'm terrified cockroaches. You'll never see I will jump off
of Like if I see a cockroach on the ground,
I'll jump off the ground and onto something else, like
a fucking cat.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, I'm terrified of cockroaches. Every other animal I could.
I'm confident of to fight a bear if I had to.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Can you do that mean, if you ever play Fallout
and there's a big cockroaches, do you get scared?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I can handle that.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You don't get scared?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
No, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Mean I used to not play zombies myself when I
was a kid.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I do. I forgot what I was. I was playing
Ready or Not my PC last night and I was like, damn,
this is kind of eerie. I'm I'm a little spooked.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I mean, yeah, with how realistic that game is. It is.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, you know, like I was in a drug house
and I was like, damn, this is this is kind
of spooky.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
For So for those of you who don't know Ready
or Not as a video game.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, it's like a like a squat thing.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's like a hyper realistic thing. Honestly, we should show
that video game to my grandfather because.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, we should show him six Days in for Lucia
six Well that's the military.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Though, Yeah, I mean he was a squat commander.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah no, actually, so you'd probably like that one. Yeah, Bro,
call unk, call unk.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Grandpa Tom is an ex swat commander.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Grandpa calms da.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
He looks so young, I know, bro, grandpaton Bro, but
he was an Xbox mat I mean he's genuinely. I
mean I think he's like sixty seven. What what the devil?
I mean, yeah, he's not seventy. I think.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I need his skin skin care routine.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Ask him.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I don't know. They eat so healthy really. They have
like two avocados and like honey, yeah yeah, like yeah
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Like whenever I would go over there and construct something,
build something in the workshop, Grandma Dawn, my grandmother comes
out with like a charcuterie board of peanut butter and
jellies on some like homemade bread. Dang, it's all organic
peanut butter and jelly like halft boiled eggs with some
seasoning on it, some apples, some oranges, some starfruit, some parface.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I'm down with all the fruit, the all that, and
then you know she could keep the They also do
cold plunges. No, we have a cold tub right in yoga.
We have a we don't do those are the secrets
of life, guys, write that ship down. I don't do
no cold plunge. It's too cold. Hell No.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
That's why when I was asked if I wanted to
go the pool tonight, I thought.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Like in a pool, Yeah, you're stupid.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I was like at your apartment, bro, like we're gonna swim.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
We're swimming.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
It's like fifty four degrees tonight.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah. Bro. The fact that you thought like it was
like an actual pool because the text said, hey, do
you want to go play pool tonight? It wasn't a
hey do you want to get in the pool.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
No, I'm pretty sure he said, hey, play pool, Hey pool.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I mean that. Yeah, it's pretty self explanatory. I knew
what you were asking in. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I don't know, bro. Maybe I'm just like the troubled person.
I feel like, oh, you know, those are two different things.
I just need extra help with stuff. He said, a
pool later tonight, Yeah, pool later tonight.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I took that as like the game.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Pool, swim, swim, swim.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
I'm just gonna start saying that we swim.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I forgot what. Oh my god, dude, I got some
new lingo and I want to start using it.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
What I forgot what it was.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I'm gonna have to call Gary, oh new York window.
Yeah no, No, it wasn't even New York lingo.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
This is this is just what the kids are saying.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
No, this is made up Gary lingo. Bro, this is
only Gary.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Saying we're going to start something. We're gonna start it.
We're gonna start That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
We need to st He had something real good. He
tried going on after that and it wasn't good. We
should do this, and I was like, yo, yeah, can
only yeah, you can only drop like one banger at
a time. You can't just take advantage of the moment.
But you drop the fucking banger and I'll give it
to you.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I completely forgot what it was.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I wish I could then it could have been that
good of a banger.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
No, I'm telling you it was a good banger. I've
just had a lot going on, man.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yeah, no, I feel I found.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
A mental Yeah. I got Christmas and ship.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Speaking of holidays, New Year's, New Year's coming up. It's
like three days.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I'm excited for New Years for New Years? Nothing? Brother?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
What is what? They? Uh?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Tuesday? It's Tuesday thirty first Tuesday? Wednesday is the first?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Okay? Yeah cool? Okay, yeah, no, then I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Neither of mine. I Uh Saturday, We're doing the Miami Hurricane.
Yeah yeah, yeah, first of the Iowa State really big,
really big game. Really gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah,
it's gonna be a lot of fun. It's gonna be
a great time.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
What do your what would you say? Have you been
working on any New Year's resolutions?
Speaker 2 (40:20):
And that was you know, I was gonna ask you
the same thing.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I'm trying not to do the usual, even though the
usual is also kind of still what I want. Yeah,
I just I've never done my fucking resolutions.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, neither of. I've done a couple. I want to
get back in the gym because I was doing really
good and then I went up to Massachusetts to see
my brother, and I just fell off ever since. Uh,
and I'm losing all my muscle dudes, So now I
got to really get back into it. Uh, trying to
think if I have any others. I think that's really
like number one. Yeah, I think that's really like number one. Okay, yeah, okay,
(40:56):
I really think that's my only one.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I see. My My my new Year's resolution right now
is yes one, to get back in the gym. I
do want to start working out.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yeahs such bullshit because I try to get you with
the gym with me so many times, I know, and
you never went we went one.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Time I have. That's the thing though, is like, that's
why I stopped working out with Tristan is because I
like lost that like love for working out, you know
what I'm saying. And then I mean, it's it's not
that I stopped working out just because I didn't like
working out. It just became harder to work out then, yeah,
because of all the hours. So when it comes to
like do I want to do this or work out,
(41:33):
I typically choose to do that.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
No, And that's what it is because I work so
much now and it's like, fuck, I either want to
play Xbox or I work out. I'm like, oh, the
boys are on ex.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
That's what I'm saying. And the way I think about
it is like I really do like video games is
a huge part of my life. It always has been,
it probably will continue to be for a good amount
of time, probably for the rest of my life. I'm
not gonna lie. And and I mean whether it's like
whether if I'm not playing games in the future when
I'm fifty, I'm probably gonna be collecting some dumb shit,
you know.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I will Well, I'm definitely gonna be collecting. I'm probably
gonna be playing games, But totally I have another resolution.
I want to get out more twenty five. I want
to do more shit, su Yeah, I'm ninety percent of
my days are fucking cooped up in this room.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
When I have the free time, I'm in here fucking
on the PC of year, on the Xbox or something stupid.
So I want to go out more.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I want to. I want to eat better.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah that too, Yeah, good to eat.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Better, bro, I want to. Uh, I've been I've been like,
oh my god, bro, just like my stomach recently is
going back to what it was like when I was
in customer service. Oh that's years ago. Yeah, it's bad,
and I just noticed, like.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Well, it's also probably for other reasons too.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
I mean, I'm sure it's for other reasons and I
can yeah, I mean, I can only imagine. But I
do want to definitely eat healthier, because if I'm gonna
do the other reasons, I at least want to be healthy.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I do want I also kind of want to drop
the other reasons. Yeah, at least one of them. Yeah
you know what I mean. Yeah, I mean probably the
colorful one.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah, no one going to get what we're talking about here, no,
I mean, I know, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
You you do, They don't.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Oh, I see what you're talking Yeah, I now I
see what you're talking about. But yeah, I understand, but
know what you're talking about? Yeah, dropping You guys don't
have context because there were super secretive But I'm going
to go ahead and just drop it there for you guys,
because it's part of exposing the New Year's resolution. Me
and Jaden want to start para shooting.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
More, para shootings insane.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
And I got him this parachute that was extremely colorful,
and he has GTA.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
He ever played GTA. It's like the GTA parachute.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
And we want to start parachutingmore. Yeah that's all.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, that's all. No, I'm kidding. And you actually will
never see me jump out of a plane ever. H No,
definitely want a skydive, bro, No, I never will. I'm
not gonna say it's one of my New Year's of solutions.
If I do that next year and I die at
twenty two, I'll be sad. I'll do it later when
I'm more fulfilled with life.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I'm gonna risk my life jumping out of a fucking plane.
Stropped on some dude's chests.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Oh oh, that's why you would die. I was so
confused with.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
How what his balls against my upper back?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Oh no, my my buddy, he just turned to eighteen
family friend. It's not like I'm befriending high school guys.
But yeah, he he just went skydiving for his graduation.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
That's the thing. I'm so terrified of it. Just because
I want to do it, It doesn't mean I'm not terrified
of it.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah. No, I could never do it.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, if I ever end up doing it, I'm going
to be terrified.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
You would have to get me like thirteen shots before
I even consider it, Like vaccines, no imagine, y yeah,
just feed me the flu.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
So for me eating better, hitting the like at least
because I want to start consistently doing the gym. And
I mean, like you need to start off slow, so
like once or twice a week until I can trust
myself to.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Like dude, I was going five days, I know.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
But in order to do that, I would need to jet.
I would have to cancel something. Oh, I mean a times,
you know what I mean. Like I'm a big I'm
a very stubborn person when it comes to my time
and when it comes to what I do, spending it
on and so it's just like I'm I'm huge on
just doing whatever I just want to do, you know,
And so I make a lot of my decisions based
on that. Whether or not it makes another.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Person, I will say, once you get in the groove
of going to the gym, though, it's so easy.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
It starts. That's what I'm saying. I want to make
it like a habit forming short of thing.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
I was going. It was only for like two three months,
but I was going five days a week, no fucking problem.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
That's what I'm saying. You could still, you could You
could accomplish it, you know what I mean. You could
push yourself. Yeah, so that's what I It's kind of
like my main thing. I also just want to be
like a a better person, not to get super deep,
just a better person. Yeah, I just want to be
a better person. I'm an asshole, dude, I I want
to It just takes so much energy to be an
(45:37):
asshole these days.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
It's not even I'm not saying I'm a bad person.
I'm not a bad person. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying I just have opinions. Yeah, and not even
opinions for me. I just want to do more for
people like I want to like I feel like I
don't do none for nobody. You know what I'm saying.
I used to be a very romantic friend.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
If you understand what I'm saying, you probably don't have
sound say that sounds super gay. Trust me, guys, it's
not super gay. I'm just saying I used to always
like I just always when when me, Rolando, and Tristan
were hanging out a lot back in the beginning of
the Deli, it was every day I was texting the
boys and being like, Yo.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yeah, I wish for work. I wish I could see
the text between me and Devin. You know my text?
He doesn't answer.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Then I'd be like, yo, you see my text, and
I'd be like, what text?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
No, I don't because I really don't know the text.
I don't get blue little pop up bubbles.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Bro, he's lying.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I know. I'm really I'm really not like. So what
happens is is you'll text me and I'll be in
the middle of doing something, just like everyone else is,
and then I opened the text, and then I'm like, fuck,
let me text this guy back and I'm done because
because and then after I'm done, I completely forget and
(46:52):
I go to bed most of the time.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Sorry, I wish we had a camera so bad, But no,
it's such garb because who answered.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Once we do? We need to be fucking entertaining.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I know we can't just be like this. We have
like a couple of entertaining but hello, no one gets
this isn't funny to them.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
I know that's not funny. Then we're doing fucking camera
ship right now, but we don't have a camera.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Sorry, guys, what was I gonna? You distracted me? Because
because I was calling you out? No, you were saying
something about me not answering. Yeah, you won't answer my text?
What you answer group chat?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, well answer the group chat? When did I answer
the group chat?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (47:27):
When did I answer?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
I'm saying like in general, and you just admitted to it.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean I've definitely done it before.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I really do.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Just let's shislip my mind.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, I know, So that's why I just start calling you.
I was gonna doesn't even answer those anymore?
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Can I I'm not gonna make no what I was
gonna say edgy jokes, edgie jokes, but the I don't
want to make the edgy joke. Yeah, the person, the
person that the edgy joke would be about, like sometimes
listen to the podcast, No, Lie, so like the Drake
for security reasons, for personal reasons, Lie? Yeah, yeah, Rick,
So that sounds like a sex song.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
It could be. Yeah, maybe who chains in Champagne? That's
that song.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
I don't know if I mean, I'm sure you guys
probably have seen a lot of a lot of viral
videos going on in your social media's. But something pretty
fucking insane has happened. And we always tend to talk
about pretty insane ship whether it's sad or not, on
this podcast, some pretty insane shit has happened.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
And he fucking cracked.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Bro, that was so stupid. Sorry, I mean I just started.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
A woman was set on fire in the metro train.
I'm sorry. That's definitely what I was.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
I was going. I thought we were talking about Stanley Cupps.
So ready to talk about the Stanley dude.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
I am so ready to talk about Stanley Cups dude.
Fuck listen, guys, I I mean we'll get through it
because Stanley cup topic is also I mean, this could
save a lot of lives out here, you know what
I mean, This could save pick You're right, yeah, just
don't take the subway. No. A woman was set on
fire on the subway and she just sat there and
burned alive while a lot of people recorded her. It
was very sad that person didn't have a Christmas. It
(49:08):
was a couple of days before Christmas. Very sad. Sit
here and go ahead, moment of silence for the woman
who passed.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
I'm not gonna do it. There we go do that
silence was enough what we just did right there. I
almost went it's very sad. It is.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
It is very Sometimes you need to incentuate the uh,
the sadness.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
And we've never done a moment of silence on this podcast.
So I was just like, what the hell we were
throwing it down. That's why I was gonna go like this.
I was like, Oh, it's a little used resolution, bro,
better person, you know, That's what I'm saying. It's a
little intensitive. I went like, yeah, but like it's fine.
It's funny. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
It is kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Thank you, audience, thank you, thank you. I forgot you
guys were here.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I completely forgot that.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
I forgot the audience is here.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Trevor, are you good? Bro? You want me to loosen
the handcuffs? He's fine, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
He's fine. Why is Trevor in handcuffs? He was fine.
Jimmy's the one in handcuffs. I forget the dude. You
are the wor owner employees person.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Listen. If you guys have a Stanley sold between some
June June in the past.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
June to this current date December twenty sixth.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
June to this current date December twenty six be careful, okay.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, because your lid's gonna yeah. No, there are sixteen
the twenty ounce basically every single cup.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah over, Like a million Stanley's were recalled recently because
two point one two point one. That's not the two
point six damn.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
It is it? Two point six two point six? I
was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Two point six million Stanley cups were recalled because their
trigger action trigger flip lock triggers on the caps to say,
the little flippy thingy, the little flippy Thingky's very guys,
the little fippy thing is broken.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Boys. Yeah, you know the thing like if you put
coffee in it, well, basically it is really hot. Yeah right,
if it gets really so, it's.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
The cap that gets really hot. The cap itself expands
and then when you open and release that pressure, the
bottle basically just explodes.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
And you should go watch the videos. They're actually really funny.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Sometimes the cap will just explode and hit you in
the face. Sometimes the scolding hot liquid inside will splash
all over you and calls thirty pop. Why we only
put water or sometimes the entire cup itself the metal
will even fucking explode like a pipe bomb and blow
your hand up.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
So that's why we just put water in the stand
and don't worry about it, and you know, get coffee cup,
get a regular coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
That that is actually pretty crazy. I honestly wouldn't even know.
I wonder if those people are getting sued, because if
I had a Stanley cup right now, I'd be soon
I'd be sooning, like, yeah, if it exploded in my hand,
boiling hot water and just throw it in my backyard
until it explodes, smack myself in the face with my hand.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Well, no, that definitely wouldn't work. But like if you
were like the dude we saw in the office and
like it just and like it burned and stuff, that
he'll definitely win the lawsuit. But if it's like, oh
my lid exploded and boom and nothing happened, I mean,
what are you gonna get from that? And I don't
see how to.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Cup explode from in my hands before I have cup
exploding PTSD, it's chronic.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh my godd at that point, you would just be
milking the system.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
And I I, you know this, this fucking hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Bro, I guess you could do that mentally mess me up. Yeah,
I guess you really could do that.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
I'm scarred, Bro.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
I'll never drink from from Stanley, only from hands. Well,
the moral of today's podcast is don't trust Stanley Cup.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Don't trust the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, I think that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
And we hope you all had a wonderful like Christmas.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
And I mean, yeah, you know, I guess I hope
you guys had no kidding, I hope you guys had
a great kiss kiss miss Christmas because I had a
great Christmas and.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
Jane about to have a Chistmas.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
All right, Well, yeah, that that's the podcast today. Everyone,
have a great day, Happy New Year's.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Happy New Years.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Thank you audience, last time, Thank you guys, Thank you guys. Jimmy,
let me get one over there, Trevor, let me get
one over there.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Shit treverslaughing.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
There we go, Trevor.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Trevor on the drums and guitar at the same time.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
There we go Trevor. Thank you Trevor. Have a great
day everyone,
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