Tyson... Please Retire

The Dudes talk about the Tyson v. Paul fight. Tyson isn't what he was back in the day, but would The Dude's get in the ring with him for the right money? The Dude's also talk the new Call of Duty.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
But that has never been my cars, never queen every
single day in the same root. See no money in
the bank of gas in my tank tone, no what
to do, don't know what the thing do?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Come and welcome to the problem problem. We're gonna disco
technic op in here.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I was jamming just now, dude, we were dancing. I
was doing the little Irish dance where they hop down
you know what I mean, as to the grass and
then they stick a foot out. That's what I was doing.
I think it's a Russian dance.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
And I know what you're talking. I think it is
r Yeah, I think it's Russian.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
They like fold their arms like and then they that's
exactly which by the way.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
By the way, I keep going, it's.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Very physically demanding. I can't do it. I haven't met
a person, a single person who could do I entertained
the podcast. I'm gonna try to do it. I'm gonna
actually I'm gonna choose to entertain you guys by describing
Jaden looks like, so he's in a squatting position. Yeah,
I mean, dude, you gotta extend legs fully.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Out a yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Ask me to stay right there as cannot move. You
cannot go up with ass. You went up with ass
and he fell on the Grand Guys Jade instead.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm in his will, so I get all everything. I
get all thirty three cents we made from the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, yeah, he's right. That is physically to make. My
legs are actually a little tired getting But on the head set,
She's like, man, yeah, no, I tried it. I was.
I was dead out of breath.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I got in my car and drove home and I
was just like trying to catch my breath. I trying
to a c up so I can get like more
two or something. You try this up at like eleven Yeah, yeah,
I tried this like fresh out of work at like twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
O'clock at night. Esus Christ. When when did he do this?
I don't know. I didn't know. I wasn't there. It
was done, you weren't.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
It was a quick one, I think it was. It
was a video that was shown too to the boys,
and then we just tried to recreate it, and then
after everyone failed, we just left and it was like.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, but you know, failure una exactly. But you know,
a man a lot of not not much has happens.
It's the last podcast. I still have uploaded the last podcast.
I'm a piece of ship. You are a piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Bro were both pieces of But I'm just because it's
also my responsibility to be like, oh, that's you know
what's super funny about that?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
This is gonna, this is gonna. Did you saying hey,
I'm gonna upload the podcast you never did?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
And you you actually know what's super funny about that too?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
What is?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I told Ashton that when Ashton brought up the fact
that we hadn't dropped the episode. So I think you
guys have known but or I have heard of. But
you know, my buddy Ashton in the navy, and he
listens to the podcast on the on the ship all
the time. He shows the boys. So there's like a
small group of views that are just consistently some dudes
on a on a carrier, a naval carry. Yeah, it's

(02:48):
really cool. That's so bad, And so do you all
really do?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
On the book?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
He was already asked all these questions, already asked him
all these questions. I don't know if I'm allowed to
say what the answers where, though, probably take take from
and take from anyways.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
But yeah, he would, dude.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
He was reciting so many like quotes from all different podcasts.
At one point, I was like, have we explained the trickling?
I wanted to tell him because we were talking about
finances when it came to the podcast, because he was interested,
and I was trying to explain the little trickle down effect,
you know what I mean, just from the first episode
you made constantly getting more views.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
And he's like, you already explained.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
This and I was like I did. He's like, yeah,
on the podcast, and I was like, when.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Did I ever do that on the podcast? Yeah, we did.
Anyone to know it was with your dad. It was
a podcast that we did with with so funny with yeah,
mister Brian Grimes. G money. Bro, that's the worst thing
about doing the podcast is I don't remember ship we
talked about it.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
But that's why we have Ashton. That's why we have
the fans to remember us, to remind us.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm sorry to not of fans. Bro's it's a family.
It is a fan. Yeah, it is a fan, damn it.
I'm sorry. Yeah, you're right anyways, but it was really
exciting to see Ashton shout out Ashton. Bro, No, shout
out Ashton.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
It was the first time I got to the hug
him in a very long time. I smacked his butt.
It's the first time I got to smack his butt,
you know what I'm saying. And and yeah, he he
you know, we got to catch up. It was a
very beautiful moment, Bro, It's a very beautiful moment. He's
uh he said he's coming back in December for like
two weeks. Uh huh, So, you know, we want to
get something together. He said he wants to meet the guys.

(04:15):
He wants to meet peeps, you know, if he really
wants to meet Jaden, because he thinks he already knows
you for the podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
And I feel like I already know Jayden just from
the podcast, Like I just know Jayden so much about
I'm gonna first, I already know the and then and then.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
He's interest in a meeting, Alex as well, that's the
You should always be interested in the meeting. Yeah, you
should always be in exactly, a specimen of a man, Bro,
a specimen of a man. He was lab grown, he
was Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was lab grown in Dubai.
In Dubai lab grown Dubai baby, Bro, he was made.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
From twice super white but huh's super white but he's
from Dubai exactly. Well, I mean, plus he's part French.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I think actually, no, French French people are no, no, no,
they got like the Arl of Shade, don't. Yeah, I
was thinking of I was thinking of Italian people. They
got all of shape, but most of them are white.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Bro. That gets bro. Let them Bro. I don't know.
I'm very American cultured, American.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Mind, American culture Maria, my mom puts on the culture,
American mind.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I don't know me, brother, I don't know what's going on,
brother podcasts. I don't know if it's not not if
it's not an America, I don't pay attention. You know
what was in America? Though? Oh what I was gonna
say something that's shake Fall Fight. Yeah, yeah, that was
in Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, that's I think that's the most probably American place
in America. But I'm not gonna lie. So I'm if
it was in the epitome of America.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Before we talk about the Tyson, let's talk about them
women that went on before that, because the the dudes
that went on before the women were boring as ship.
I genuinely, I promise you. You can ask my father.
I took a nap. I didn't even see them because
I was at work. I wasn't paying attention to a
damn nap on the couch during that fight. Yeah, it
was so boring. I couldn't even don't even remember who won.
But the girls, oh my god, those girls killed each other.

(06:00):
That was the most insane ship I've ever seen her.
I was about to fall out. I know it was crazy.
You're talking about Irish chicken. Spanish chick. Yes, Irish chick.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I'm gonna sound super super racist saying that her last
name was Serrano because it's like a pepper. But I'm
almost I'm almost positive, dude, her last name, and I
thought it was like, sir, I know her name is
Katie Taylor, so Katie Taylor versus So get this.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I put money on Katie Taylor to win, and she won,
but she didn't win it by a ko ko ko.
So I didn't get any of.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
The Amanda Serrano. Just so everyone knows, Amanda Serrano.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Look at you. Shout out to them ladies anyway, like
the pepper, like the pepper, like the damn pepper like
like what, like, oh, you know what I'm saying. I
do know what you're saying. But them ladies, they were
there killing each other. And I had money on uh
what Katie, Katie Irish Katy, you know the girl that
probably drink ship ton of beer because she's Irish. Again,

(07:00):
this is that what they drink in Irish and Irish.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
And Irish would drink. Don't worry, Aboud. I used to
call Canada Canadian.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
But we've talked about this on the podcast. I know,
I remember. That was like one of the few times
always remember because that she had me so much sound funny.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
There's been times on the podcast where we've just had
like super funny moments that just go down in history.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
And like ten years will do a compilation.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Really did say it like that compulation comp But the
two tricks were killing each other.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
You had money on Katie. Yes, sorry, I forgot even
say that. I know we read money on I May
started making noises. I had money on Katie. And it
was by KO. She had to get a KO. She
did not win by KO. She won by split decision
or wasn't it was? I don't think it was a
split decision, but it was a decision and she got
points adducted from her because of the head budding and
all that. Ship. But they weren't head buddying. They kept

(07:48):
running into each other, you know what I mean. Like,
there wasn't really like like, oh, I'm going to fucking
hit you with my head. There was none of that.
It was all accidental, yeah, from what people could see.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
So I I was talking ship up my ass, and
I was talking about how you're talking up here. She
was endorsed by coconom McGregor whatever. It was a different
Irish chick. He's also a fighter who is who is
related to her and is her cousin and actually just
recently found out through the twenty three and me thing
that they were cousins. Actually well but that was the

(08:19):
woman that was and that was a fight that already happened,
so on and so forth. But I just got confused
with it. I did find out that econom McGregor actually
went to Twitter and Instagram to say that she did cheat.
He took the side of everyone saying that she was
headbudding and cheating and everything.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Really, yeah, no, she was not. The one thousand percent
was not. They were going head to head the whole time.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Honestly, Bro, I don't think it would have mattered if
it was headbutting or not, because before anyone, Yeah, that's
what I'm saying, Like everyone.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Was kidding, dude. They both looked, but they were both
like swinging though the whole time. I like, she was
not going down.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I was surprised that, I mean, Katie Taylor is. She's
been known to be like a really good fighter, you
know what I mean, especially in the woman's division. Yeah,
and and she dominates, bro, But that that the Serrano
girl had that high difference, I really thought maybe something
was gonna and she was a big girl though, like
broad shoulders, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Like if like if we were dating, she'd beat the man. Yeah,
Like she'd beat the fuck out of me, for sure.
I'd be scared of her. Yeah, I mean, Katie Taylor
would also beat the fuck out of me.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I'd be less scared of her though, yeah, because she's
I mean, Irish people are just nice, yeah, other than
when they're fighting.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, because she obviously obviously, because they're always in bars.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Those fucking those hands are those hands are fucking Yeah,
I need to look at those hands.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Are fucking They really are everything. Everything they touched, They
fucked bro because her face was her eyeball was like no, no,
I genuinely thought it was gonna probably could if.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
You like squeeze the base of it, if there was
a wide pressure, you'd probably be able to pop it out.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
That's so gross.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
I'd hate to have to feel the pain of having
an eyeball or just any part of my body in
general swollen like that. Imagine get punched in the ribs
like a hundred times for someone to be like, split decision,
It's gonna be this person instead, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Like, I'd be pissed. I'd be like, this's like I
gotta I mean, I get paid, So how much do
you think she get paid? Though? It's not like she's
a big name.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
There's gotta be bread though, because I mean the fight
that was after it's it's I feel like, don't they
get paid off of the amount of money that the
arena makes?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Kind of I'm not. It's not a second. But Tyson
got paid twenty mil. Jesus fuck dude. Yeah, Tyson only
had like ten mil now and then and then he
got paid twenty mil so, that's kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Twenty million, dude. Yeah, to like if someone if someone said, like,
you know who Jake Paul is, right, and I was
like yeah, and they were like, would you go to
a ring and fight him for zero experienced, zero training?
Like right now, I'll follow you over there fighting for
twenty million, I would one hundred percent. So yeah, I
don't need any training, I don't need any knowledge. I

(10:45):
will just do whatever I can. If I win, Bro,
that'd be insane. I'd be famous, you would be And
if I lose, I'd also be famous.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
And I have no matter what. Yeah, exactly get how
much Jake Paul got for that fight fifty forty forty
I was you heard me go like you know, but
I yeah, I figured Tyson would get more. I'd be
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
They probably they probably want to misguide people from the
the the what's it called the rumor of like all
of it being you know, set up and everything like that.
So if Tyson got more and he lost, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I don't know. I don't think it was set up.
I don't I don't know. Yeah, That's what I'm saying.
He is horrible.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
There was there was one person who was who who
was arguing about it because they showed the training clip
that Tyson put out on like Twitter or Instagram or whatever,
and he was like moving super fast and he had
you know what I mean, And like when you look
at that compared to the fight, huge difference, you know
what I mean. Like if Tyson was was fighting like
he was training here, he won, would have won there.

(11:50):
But when you get older, it's not like just power
you lose, it's just consistency. Yeah, so he could in
that training video just for the promotion, be pumping himself
with adrenaline, like medically, have a doctor there, and like,
you know people do that, famous people do that.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
But like you just you know, you know, you can
speed up the video or you can just speed up
the video, that's true, pump into your veins. No, they do.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
People do that shit, bro, like older people like boxers.
And I'm just saying, like maybe he just wasn't it, bro,
he's an old man.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, he just knee his knee was bummed. He had
the little knee brace thing on. You know, he couldn't
really move. He was like a fucking statue. But it
was still like elderly abuse like that. Shit was not okay,
it was fucked up. I mean he did get paid
twenty millions of who cares? It is showbiz.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Though you always got a disrespect person you're fighting and
say some shit about him.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
They took a different direction.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
You saw a video when they sat down and like
he was like, I brought you a gift and shit
like that, and they have really they have like a
debate on YouTube and it was like a twenty minute
video and they just sat down and like talk to
each other at a table and had an interviewer ask
some questions and they brought each other gifts.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
No, I don't remember that. No, I never saw that.
I'll show it to you after so, so I don't
sound stupid, okay you No, I do not remember that.
But it was. It was just a really bad fight overall.
And Netflix took a giant ship during that whole thing.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
All night long, they didn't they dropped the ball, but
then they.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Picked it back up. And now they dropped the ball
all night. Do you think so? For me? Yeah, really,
I experienced it. Yeah, damn. Even we missed a couple
of rounds of the Tyson fight. That was the thing
about that is like, I didn't have a single problem.
Were you watching on your phone? Yeah that's why. Yeah, yeah,
that's why. And for some reason, everyone on their phone
was just fine, but on TV's and ship it was
not working. Yeah that sucks. I'm sorry about that. It's okay,

(13:29):
and then you weren't really missing anything. But the NF
or not the NFL. Netflix is trying I think they're
streaming the Super Bowl Netflix or something like that. They're
not gonna be able to handle that ship. They can't
handle the Tyson fight.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, I don't I don't really understand why they're trying
to do all that. Are they increasing prices? Is there
like a reason.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I don't know. The Dow is also going to Netflix
started the twenty twenty five. That's cool, but there that's
again live TV every week, So it's just weird. They're
doing live stuff now. I don't know. And that's like
literally every week.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
So I think it's because it's like Prime does it too?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
They have like Prime Sports games. Yeah, but they've been
I feel like they've been doing that for a good
Tube TV. Yeah, but I don't know. Netflix that' does
not Netflix game. I feel like Netflix has been going
down for quite a little bit.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, I mean they increase prices, they made it harder
to share accounts, and their movies.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
The movies always suck, bro, The movies are actually dogs.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
And the thing is is like the the nice thing
about it is, I know when I can go on
Netflix now because it shows you the movies coming out
up to like seven months.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
In the future.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Really yeah, And so I've actually, yeah, if you go
up to just coming out or coming soon, it shows
you like up to seven months in the future, like
fucking shows and movies that are coming out.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I knew they had the coming soon part, but I
didn't know it was up to like seven months.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
You can go up there, bro, it's it's it's pretty
it's pretty solid, pretty solid. So I just know, like I,
you know, how to keep up with the outer banks,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I never I never got into the outer banks. It
was I could, dude, I could spoil it. I can
ruin everyone's life right now, but I'm not going to
do it. Be super fun, pusy do it. Do it, Damn, bro,
You're making me feel weird now. I feel pure pressure
to do it. Dude. You think people care about that show.
How recent is it.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's super recently. The second part of the the C
season four just came out, like last week. Then don't
do that, or like half not even like last week,
then don't do that.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, I'm not gonna do it. Don't do it right now.
You know what's super funny?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I was I was talking to so and not because honestly,
when this podcast comes out, when this episode comes out,
it's gonna be a little bit later.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Anyways. No, we're just gonna do this episode and the
last one both today both.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, respect it respected double episode post episode post We've
done that.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
We've done that before. Doesn't that once I was slacking uploading.
It's all good.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
It gives it gives Ashton and the boys some extra time.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
They're gonna have like fucking like two hours of just listening.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
He just moved actually Pensacola. It was he was in
Virginia and then he just moved to Pensacola's very That's
why he.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Was like, yeah, I know, he was. It's an eight
hour drive. Still, what de Pensacola?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I know. I searched it up. I went on Google,
Google Maps or whatever. It was six and a half
hours for him to get there, he said, which is good.
But I mean they left, like, you know, when there
wasn't really people on the road, so.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
They wouldn't like what two of the morning, No, no, no, no, they.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Left at right after rush hour, so I think it
was like eight o'clock at night. And then obviously they
rode it into the night. Like you know, yeah, when
I drive into my dad's over in Saint Pete when
it's eleven or twelve, if there's no one on the road,
like there's probably the very any traffic on I four
or anything like that, So it shouldn't have been a problem.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
If you go late at night, say eight hours turns
into like six, you shave a good amount of time.
Is the traffic that really fucks you. And I'll say
this every time I don't understand traffic on the highway. Motherfucker.
Just move, dude.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I mean, like, would you like, Okay, So even if
I am a chronic speeder, which I'm not, or you
know what I'm saying, but why do you look at
me when you said that I'm not You're it's me
and you having a conversation saying live so you know,
I gotta look.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
You right right eye at the point. You know what
I'm saying, it made fun of my speed and before contact.
No no, no, never, never, he's giving me that fucking look.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Imagine, no, no, no, no, no, I listen. I'm not
a chronic speedier. But if you look at the sign
that says speed limit, right, and let's say it's says sixty,
let's say it's six sixty five, Let's say it's seventy.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
So you go to like ninety.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
If everybody was all going seventy miles an hour, there
wouldn't it wouldn't be traffic because I would be getting
where I need to go at the average rate that
I'm going. But if you're going fucking fifty miles an
hour and a seventy right, then you're causing problems for
zero fucking reason.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
What if What do you think the merging lanes cause
any traffic? I think if you write it down and
think that's what, you're not letting people in. Like, so
if you're if you're a if you're in the lane, like,
whose responsibility is it? Really?

Speaker 3 (17:54):
It's it's the person who's merging, you know what I mean?
I feel like when it comes to the wall, when
it comes to the right way to do it. It's
like a person that's merging, it's on them. But if
you are sitting there and you're not getting over when
you could to the how do I say, what's the
lane not the lane that they need to merge into.
If you're driving in that lane and you're going fifty
miles an hour and there's people who were speeding up

(18:15):
to eventually go in there. If you're not getting over
and you're you're able to so everyone else can get
over and eventually merge at the end, then you kind
of be in an asshole. Tell them, you know what
I mean, you're just kind of being an ass You're
kind of being an asshole.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Or like eight in the morning and you're on the
four twenty nine trying to get to the turnpark or
turnpark onto the turnpike and everyone's, you know, in that
big ass line just trying to you know, get to
their fucking destination and you're over here going eighty and
then you cut up the whole fucking thing that causes
more traffic and none of and none of us can
get on the goddamn turnpike because we got to let
your dumb ass in and then it takes forever. So

(18:46):
I fucking I hate you with the passion if you
do that.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
I bitch about construction a lot, dude.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Problem construction I don't care about. Really, I fucking hate construction.
It depends and they're like shutting down roads and like
it's like, uh, like.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
The past four times gotten pulled over, it's been due
to construction, and it's stupid, and like it's it's it's
it's unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I feel like I feel like a lot of the
times it is because there won't even be workers out
and there's just cones. And that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
It's like, I, well, no, I'll see the things that say,
you know, go fifty five, slope down and then it
beeps when you're going fucking it flashes when you're not
going to speed, and then you know a little after that,
I'll slow down to sixty and then I see the
blue lights, you know, I see, Yeah, it flashes. Whenever
you go above the fifty five, it'll stay is solid
and stop flashing.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
If you go lash it flash. Yeah, bro, that's insane.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
The fact that you don't even know what under fifty
five looks like on those.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Signs is crazy.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
But dude, I see the blue lights, I slow down,
and when I'm slowing down and I look over to
my left to see this construction, it's like a fucking
truck and like a couple of dudes just looking at
shit and like banging on shit. But like they got
seven fucking lanes closed.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
You have to shove like fifty cars during rush hour
traffic at seven o'clock when everyone's trying to get home
to one lane or something, and it's just really annoying.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
It is. There was a really bad one on uh,
what's it called the turnpike. I was on the turnpike
trying to get on, you know, the eggs. I forgot
what the exit number was. Is it to sixty seven? Yeah,
two sixty seven A, yes, two sixty seven A. And
right before that they closed down the right lane, so
everyone last second was just trying to get over. It
was just a fucking yeah lost dude. And it was

(20:30):
six o'clock.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I just think, like, come on, make it a night job, bro.
It's not that it like fucking destroys my life to
have to deal with traffic.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, it destroyed my life.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I get very upset, bro, And honestly, people need to
recognize that, and people need to people need to understand
my feelings.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
No, my feelings are valid. Add they are valid. They're valid.
That was so loud. I know that I turned it
all the way up.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Anyone listening in their car, I guess or headfe well,
I want it's probably not even that loud for the
I mean, it was pretty loud for us, and we
have had phones, but I guess.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
But we're turned up a lot louder, so so maybe
we turn up. Yeah, we turned we turn we turned up. Yeah,
we turn off that Benny. You know, I meant to
say Henny, but I said Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny. Dude,
I was thinking the same dude.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
You said Benny, and I was like, Benny Blanco, there's
really not anything else.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
You couldn't really what else would there be, though, Ben Benny.
I feel like there's like a cartoon in the name
of Benny. I'm sure there's a lot of fucking Dude.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
If I met a kid named Benny growing up, I
would have I got bullied chronically growing up, but I
probably Ben.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I'm that was such a crazy turnaround. If I met
a kid named Benny. When I was a kid, I got.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Chronic chronically bullied bro for being a fat kid named Devon,
which not.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I mean, it's not that my name was Devin. It
was just exactly but I was like eleven. He sucked.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
But it's fine, like eight nine, Who cares, year, bro?
My point is I was actually relatively fit at like
eight nine. That was probably my prime. No, when eight
and nine years old is your prime? That's and I'm
only twenty one.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Man, I probably hit my prime. Like, wait, when did
I go? When's the last time I went to Massachusetts?
That's why I was really working out a bunch. When
when did I went? For being serious about prime? That
was like two months ago. That was my prime, and
I don't think I'll ever get back to it. I'm sorry, Bro,
But like you gotta like when you're when you're seven
and eight and you just like are skinny. I wasn't

(22:30):
skinny at seven or eight. Really I was a fat kid, bro,
Damn Bro. I was skinny as soon as I got
into middle school. Like no, actually, no, it's a lie.
As soon as I met my stepfather, I got fat,
and he was fat at the top. I mean he was,
he was kind of so. The thing is is he was.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
He was at the time, like one hundred and seventy
five pounds when he met my mom. He wasn't bad
because he's a little shorter, so like he's got some
stomach there, but it's nothing crazy. What do you mean
my stepfather?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah? Tall, motherfucker's insane. Is he not tall? No, he's
not always like five to seven? No, wait, whenever, dude,
every time I pictured him, I think of like a
six to two. No, he's so, he's so tiny. Why
do I always picture him as a big ass dude.
He's not. He's like a little tiny dude. Bro. Damn yeah,
I fun with him out being tiny all time.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I always think about him as like a big as
because he wears size ten shoes because his feet are wide,
but he can really fit in like an eight.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah wears bro, he's like six foot two. Swear to god.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
No, I'm sorry, bro, I just I'm sorry. I just
ruined your life, my life anything. But he was already
on his his spiral down, you know what I'm saying.
Like he met my mom, we moved in. We called
him too much. Problems ship was you know what I'm saying,
Like he's just started eating every night. But then he
was like he would come into my room and fuck
with me, Brokes, I'm playing video games in my undies.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Bro, you know a pack of Oreos? You know what
I'm saying. I feel but at this time I'm skinny.
But he'd be like, you know, you want to come
out and eat coming, And I'm like, fuck you come.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
We'll go to seven eleven, get like a two liters
a mountain dew and like a ton of Brookies, like
these brown Yeah, but I haven't seen seven eleven Brookies
in a minute. Bro, It's like they exists Brookies and chips,
And we would go there at a certain time where
like they were starting to just take all the hot
shit off, so we would get those like crunchy ass
fucking rolls of bread with shit in it.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
You mean, uh fuck? Why am I forgetting? What's ketosiketos?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
There we go? There we go. I was lip bro,
I eat that every day though, to go back to
the Brookie thing, because Bro, they have the peanut butter
cookies now and they're so fucking good. Yeah, but it's
not as good as a no, you shut your mouth.
If you get a two eight, they are a dollar
peanut butter brookie would be way better than just a
regular no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
The seven eleven cookies one ninety nine two cookies peanut

(24:37):
butter cookies. They're nice, super hot, they're beautiful. There was
I promise you some of the best cookies I've ever
had in my life. I've lived on this order for
nineteen years. And the seven tens, the seven to ten,
the seven eleven peanut butter cookies are amazing.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
The reason why is they're just like those those ones
that you get over there in the dairy aisle, you
know what I mean, Like they come in pre cut
squares so you could break off the giant panel you
know what I'm talking about, bro? Yeah, raw cookie though,
oh yes, but you know how they're in like a
rectangle package and they come like already like kind of
cut up so you can break them off into small,
small squares. Yeah, bro, those are the kind of cookies

(25:12):
they're serving, and those are the best cookies. You could
go somewhere like Crumble, you can go somewhere like fancy
New York, that big ass cookie. But like, I mean,
it probably is really good because it's homemade, but I
love those little like.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Just manufactured like good. I don't think mushy guy. The
older I get, the more I'm like, damn, I don't
really like all these chemicals in my food and shit,
you're living a dangerous fucking life, bro. Well with my foot, yeah,
I know I've been doing it. You know you did
it every time I go up you like put your
foot underneath, and then I've been doing it the whole
living life on the edge. This group chat, text me

(25:45):
one more time. Sorry, I get so excited. I'm like, oh,
who texted me? It's a group chat. I know That's
why I have a silence, Bro, I know I need
to silence it.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I don't give a fuck with gayby saying, you know
what I'm saying, gay saying, why.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Why you put gab out like that? I love Bro,
I'm just kidding game, Nos, I just get I know
he's like every time I hate standing next to I
genuinely I hate standing next to him. Yeah, because he's
seven foot tall. It makes me look like a child.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, I mean, dude, I mean like when he hugs you,
you know what I mean? And because of his stature,
he's able to like pat you on the head and
make you feel like like it'll get you, you know
what I mean, because it's not like you doing it
to me, but like it's different because you're doing it
to me. It's like, you know, you're not that much
bigger than me, but Gabe doing it to me and
the fact that I have to look up at him.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
And there's nothing you can do about it, and I'm
just like damn because he can do that thing like
where you're you.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Know, like he holds your head and like you're like
missing every punch because you can't reach.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, I know. And it's so sad because it's like,
what do you I want? If I dude, if you
ever saw Gabe angry, that'd probably terrib He's such a
gosh out. I've seen him angry, but really, oh my god,
I would never I would. I would walk away.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
He gets like super, I don't. I can't really, I'm
not like that.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
No, I was just trying to be like, damn me that.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I was just gonna say artistic, but I don't want
to be rude.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Oh I mean, that's fine, he's super autistic. That's okay,
good times, good times, good time, shout out gay. And
he's very tall and scary anyways, very tall, scary, tall
and scar He's very toll and scaredy oh damn. What
else I was gonna talk about something? Oh my god? Sorry,
go ahead, now you go. I want you to I

(27:16):
want you to go. You're gonna make me go, say
what you're gonna say.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I was gonna ask how much money would it wouldn't
have to be to get in a ring with Prime Tyson?
Because I just that was I was a question I
was gonna ask so much longer ago. But then since
we're thinking, I don't.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Think I would want to do it, really, I don't
think i'd want That's exactly what I was gonna say.
I really just don't think I would want to do it.
There's a certain level of like desperate for money, you
know what I'm.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Saying, Yeah, like I would, Well, Well, the thing is
is these people that are going up against like Prime Tyson,
they're also like pretty fucking big and dangerous bro I
would get I would really hope he just starts off
with like a head shot, because if he starts off
with like a rib shot, I'm gonna have to be
like before he like pits me in the face and

(28:04):
like knocks me out.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I'm dead. I'm more worried about him biting my ear
or some ship. Oh dude, like he was a crazy motherfucker.
He gave that guy his ear back. Okay, are we
are we talking like Mike Tyson like like right out
of jail? Are we talking? I'm talking to jail title.
I'm talking right out of jail. I'm not doing it.
I'm finished working out, Bro. You know what I'm saying, dudes,
Bro like dead ass. That's the tip what he was

(28:27):
doing in the White Boy. I was gonna show you
that clip right after. I love it's the funniest clip
I thought a white boyl fuck you in the air.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
A few fucking stupid white boys.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
He says a lot more than that. I know, Bro, not,
I just is not. That's one thing that we can't
say on this podcast. I should look it up. That's funny.
It isn't. Just look up Mike Tyson White Boy and
Mike Tyson, fu you in the ass that one too.
That one's probably get you a little more concerning searches.
But going images, bro, definitely don't go on images. It

(29:00):
might show you. Actually no, it'd probably just be the
meme with Mike Tyson's asked at this point, Oh yeah,
this is.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Fair, solid owl solid if y'all want to see Mike
Tyson saggy like sixty year old.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
But dude, I can't believe that man's sixty and he's
fighting like that. Shit's so upsetting? Is he? I don't
even know how he is. I just made that. Yeah, okay,
he says sixty, Just round up sixty. I'm sorry, it's depressing.
He shouldn't be fighting. He should have never fought. He
should have just got the twenty mail.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Even the people, the people who were they were fuck dude,
like voicing the commentary. The commentary, they were just like
it's a young man's game, you know what I'm saying,
and like.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Tyson really is like I'm sorry, Well, one of the
commentators was the dude who beat Tyson. One of the
dudes who beat Tyson.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
One of the commentators was one of the dudes who
beat Tyson. Really, yeah, I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, So they were like, they asked at one point,
He's like, you're gonna fight Tyson again? He was like, look,
at him.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
No, no, No, that's probably old too, he is, but like, yeah, yeah,
that was fucked though. Sorry to bring it back to
the Tyson f I know we already talked about that, guys,
but that was a question we were just gonna I
plan on asking way earlier, but then we like went
down our rabbit hole of conversations and then ended up towards.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
You know, you can't charge me a single amount of
the world to go fight prime Mike Tyson. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
No, I was just interested to see if like you
had a number of mine or if you were just
gonna automatically say no, because my answer was going to
be no, and I was hoping that you were going
to be like two millions, so then I could say
not even be special. But now we're just special together.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, I mean, I feel like it's I feel like
a lot of people would say no to that. I
don't know, dude. I feel like there's people out there
that would probably have a number. Dude, like, like I
do it for one hundred mil.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I was gonna say, someone who says one hundred mile
to my face, I'll have to consider it.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
But there's gotta be rules, bro, Now, Like, why did
they restrict Tyson from from going all out? What do
you mean?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Someone said that there was restrictions on on how Tyson
was able to fight.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
When the first when the fight first got formed, there
was a lot of restrictions for Tyson, but there was
no not really any for this fight when it first
came out. Jake Paul is gonna wear head gear. Tyson wasn't. Uh.
Tyson was gonna, I think, wear heavier gloves so the
impact would be less than Jake Paul wasn't. There was

(31:14):
like a bunch of shit, like a ship ton of stuff.
But then none of that felt like all that felt
through I think clearly because Tyson did not Jake the
ninety yeah, exactly, like he was running laps around Tyson.
Jab felt bad that Holy shit, this is what Tyson's like. Now,
let me not knock his ass out because he could have.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, for sure, probably. I mean, Jake's a big fucking dude, bro,
he is. He's a really big guy. Yeah, he's hot
for sure. Oh okay, what are you talking about? What?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I hope he fights like a he wants to. I
forgot the dude's name, but he's like like the boxing champion, right,
like like the biggest champion boxing or whatever I forgot,
but he wants to fight him, and Jake Paul fights him,
he'd get his ass beat boxing or mm A boxing.
Jake Paul's never gonna do any m m A. It's
gonna be only boxing.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Ever, there's people, I mean, there's there's He's called people out,
but I don't think he's ever been able to.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
I mean, I remember at one point he's fought multiple
UFC fighters, but all in boxing, not in mm Yeah,
he bought He like some of the greatest too, like
Anderson Silva, Tyrone Woodley, like like goodass fighters, but it
doesn't want to see him fight like John Jones bro.
Maybe in a cage ring, but all that ship does
not translate to boxing. It's Ryan Garcia. It's so different

(32:23):
that dude. It's fucking batshit crazy.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
He is kind of the point insane. I feel like
Jake Paul is kind of batshit insane too.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Not as much as he is like the new Diddy bro.
He's taking over the world. I don't I don't know
if Jake Paul is touching children, probably not.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
But I see Jake Paul everywhere I go, and it's
it's actually like really upsetting. I hate seeing one person's
face like no matter what. But every every second I
am on on social media, it's just always like.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I think, I don't know, I think this is your
social I never see don't even gamble anymore, I don't know.
The only time anymore anymore gas. The only time I
ever see Jake Paul is when the Tyson fight was happening. Ever,
other than that, I never saw anything. Did pick ads
all the time. Really, when they were talking about my
phone's gonna hear me, it's gonna insert Jake Paul to
everything in my life. Yeah, I'm sure it is. But

(33:13):
before prior to this, start talking about cat food, cat food, Yeah,
I don't have a cat. Speaking of cat, actually, I
bought a toy for my dog. I thought you were
gonna go somewhere else with that, speaking of cat. That's
speaking of cat actually no, okay, Yeah, I bought a
cat toy for my dog, and I thought it was
a dog toy and his cat nip in it, so
I gotta return it. No one came. I would kind
of do cats high, so I don't know what he

(33:36):
would do to a dog. I don't think it gets
it doesn't really get them high. Yeah, it's like they're
it's like they're wed.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I know, I have catenep for like all the you
know what I'm saying, that's probably why Faith is so fat. Actually,
like a stoner cat. She gets blasted and then just
goes eating cats food exactly.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
That's insane. It all makes sense now, yeah, it really does. Damn.
Faith is just like an uneducated like druggy Yeah, like
lazy cat. It all makes sense. Tinsil's very smart though.
Does Tensil do a lot of cat in it? No?
Does Faith? No? Yes, then they go yeah Faith fox
with cat. Yeah. See it's you know, some of them

(34:13):
like the leaf, some of them don't. That kind of
makes sense, yes, you know, it just really all depends. Man.
I feel like we were a little quiet. I don't
even realize now we're a lot louder. So hello podcast,
Can you hear my voice? Can you hear my voice
as well? That's worry, Like I really asmr right there,
but I just want to make sure you guys can
hear me. You know, I hope everyone's happening a great day.
What a weird little pause in this podcast? Yeah, that

(34:36):
is kind of buddy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Anyway, it's just hope you guys are having a great
day now that that's over. Yeah, I mean there's probably
like a seventy six percent chance seventy eight. Nah, let's
do something like, is a sixty nine chance you you
might get abducted by an alien bro because they're real.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
It's it's declassified. Yeah, which that is old news.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
You know what I'm saying that that file has been
open for a while, but they just had the newest happen.
Tons of conversations about it. They just had one of
the newest core that core case. This court case has
been going on for years. Oh really it's the same
court case, but they just get new ship.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Oh I see, I got you. I was gonna say,
I haven't seen much and I need to catch up
on it because I think the ship is really interesting.
But the only clip I've really seen so far is
because one I haven't really looked at it. But the
one I've only seen is where the dude was like,
I can't answer that conversation. I can't answer that question.
Here we do it behind closed doors. Well there's there's
stuff that's like, see, it has to be off the record.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
But even then it's like still like classified information, and
so it is a crime to just go out there
and say it. But it seems it seems so fictional
the way these these people try to convey their message,
you know what I mean, Because they'll be like, there
was biologicals on the ship when we recovered it, and
they're like so non human biologicals.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
And he was just like there, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
And it's just like, obviously you can't say much, but
you're not really helping the case here, you know.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
And I think it's just like these these.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Unidentified objects they were flying in the sky, they split,
they were like split in his several ships. He's like,
not a ship a thing, right, we're unaware. He just
really wants people to know that they don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
What the fun is. Yeah, they don't know what. I
saw this other clip. It was like it was this
video of all the presidents and they were all different
like time periods and ship not time period, but like
different presidents from the last like what twenty years or
some shit, so like from Bush to fucking Trumpy or
whatever they're asking him about. Uh, aliens are like aliens
real blah, blah blah. They none of them ever answered,

(36:29):
but they never say no or yes, So for me,
that's a yes. Yeah. They just fucking give a little smirk.
So I mean, like it's obvious. You know, it's got
to be. Well, you're also just stupid to think that
we're the only like intelligent life form in the universe. Yeah,
you gotta be stupid to think there's definitely there's definitely.
You probably think the Earth is flat if you think

(36:49):
they're they're aliens, are the Earth is flat? Do you imagine,
bro Kyrie Irvin head ass?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
That'd make for that make for great. I'm sure there's
somebody that listens to this, bro. I think thee those statistics, Bro,
I feel like it's one in ten people that are
secretly a flat Earther.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I feel like you gotta be fucking stupid. No, I
mean like, yeah, you just gotta be. Yeah, you gotta be.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I mean, like you could you could, I understand if
someone's like I guess I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I don't even know. Actually there's people that like dedicate
their lives of like proving that Earth is flat. So
those people are retarded.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
But if you're like fourteen, like if you're if you're
my fourteen year old little brother or something and.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Like, which I actually don't have before.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
If you're my twelve year old little sister and you
show me a TikTok video of like someone doing a
science experiment proving that the Earth is flat, and like
you believe it, I'm probably just gonna be like.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
You're kind of fucking stupid for believing this. Look in
the comments, you know what I'm saying. Do research.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
You have a like the most powerful computer ever and
you're in the palm of your fucking hands, bro, like
full information you so uh, And then I would just
be like, no, it's around.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
You're retarded now, and then you know, she'd grow up.
I will say back in the day when I was
like nine, I was a really big Minecraft kid, I
will say the Earth being flat didn't makes sense to
my nine year old brain a little bit.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
But essentially when you just walked you just yeah, but
that's because.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I played Minecraft and the world is flat in Minecraft.
It is, so I was just you know, comparing it
to Minecraft. So that was I don't really count that.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
People who think the Earth is flat. I have to
because then I'm like, what kind of flatness. You know
what I mean, flat is very broad term. I understand
what you mean is the Earth is flat. But is
it a circle, yeah, like a pancake flat? Or is
it like a flat as in like we are a
giant square Earth and each side of the Earth is flat.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I think I think they think like the square. I
think that's what they mean. Really, yeah, I think that's
what they mean. At least that's what I imagine. But
if the Earth's flat, why doesn't it does get like
a BBL. You wanted to make that joke, so I
want to.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
As soon as you thought about it, you're like, this
is fire.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah I did. I didn't.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I made a fucking solid joke to tailor in the
in the kitchen. I take that and bringing it up
right now because I really don't remember what it is.
I'm trying to remember what it is. But it was
a It was a homemade, dude. It was just like
on the spot improv dad joke.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
And that ship made him laugh so hard. It made
me laugh so hard because he.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Was like really enjoying it, like crying like red eyes,
you know what I'm saying, like tearing up.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
I can see I can see him laughing like that. Yeah,
he loved it.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
I just don't know because I mean, my delivery was
really good.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
The pauses, the starts, it is.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
It is like if I delivered it now because I
remembered it, I probably wouldn't be able to deliver it
as good as I did that time. But if the
podcast is over and I remember it, I might be
able to deliver it to you specifically better. Not for
the podcast, but it's going to create a better moment
than it would have on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
The universe speaking to me, guys, I have voices in
my head.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I've had him in the head for the past. He's schizophrenic. Yeah,
just admitted to it. Yeah. The numbers, the numbers so
much call of duty the past, Like, oh yeah, dude,
it's been out. I have it and graved in my head.
It came out like two weeks ago. It came out

(40:02):
two weeks something like that when it come out the sixth.
Did it come out in October? No, it came out
in November. I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I thought it was like late October, and then he
got pushed back to early November.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
It was very early November. I think I want to
say it's the six six. I think it was the
six here. I think it came out on a Friday.
I can tell you it definitely did come out on
a Friday. Hold on, could have been late October. No,
it was. No, I don't think it was the eighth,
was it? Oh? But we're pretty deep into this. Oh

(40:34):
you know what it was? November first? Was that Friday? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
so BO six came out November first, and that's the
only game I've played since.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Been seventeen days. Yeah, yeah, only game I've ever been playing.
I'm working on the cameo grind right now. It's consuming
my life.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I was doing really good, but then they took out steakeout,
and now it's I haven't been doing as good when
it comes to progress. But I finished my snipers, got
those diamonds, and now I finished three of my s
in Jee's and got those diamonds, and I just.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Perceived it too. I did three sm jes this morning.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Damn. See. If I didn't get my haircut, I would
have played, but I just I've been busy, been busy
with ship.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
You look very handsome, bro, Thank you the haircut. Jayden
was ify on his haircut. You know what I'm saying,
It's just not because it's it's a little bit shorter
than he's used.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
It, but he looks good. Two inches of hair. I
really like it.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I'm gonna cut mine, but I'm gonna get it probably
around around the same length.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Really, honestly, I like b I like the length there.
I know, I just I like a dude. I feel
like it's just so much hair. Do you see how
much hair I had just had? I know, I feel
like I didn't have enough either.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
The thing is is my hair isn't super I mean,
I know I could do things to fix the amount
of volume the back of my head has, but I
hate how like it looks pretty good from the front
go on like this, but then when you just get
to the back of my hair, just like straight falls
and then like that's the puffy thing at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I wish it was just all kind of like does
the same shit.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I wish it all just did something bro but having
straight hairs whatever. Honestly, I might just get a perm. Dude,
don't do that same full But I love you.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I'll make fun of you for so much, so much,
I'll get a perm and then what I'm gonna start
doing is like after every sentence, I'll be like, ahh
s lick my lips more, touch my chin, hair more
my hair, well, my hair when it grows out, like
when I get it long, it's super curly, like not
super curly, but it's curly and wavy. I feel like

(42:26):
I've really treated it. I could. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
I mean when when it comes to the products you
put in your hair, the temperature, shower at everything.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Hot, shower very hot, shot. I shower cold, bro, No
I do hot. I shower cool. I hate Cold Show.
I love Cold Show. I was gonna say something that
might be too much for the podcast, but they turn
into grapes. Dude, I can't do the cold shriveled up raisins.
You know what I'm saying, your butchies, No, you toes, No,
no you're not, never mind you're I thought I thought

(42:56):
you would understand pretty quick. Yeah yeah, when that was.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
The Yeah, No, I mean a little raisins, dude, I
think I think honestly, it gets cold. I'm gonna have
to say the Testies are built different over here.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
The Testies like the cold. They like the challenge.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
It's like a cold plunch for him and what doesn't
kill and makes them stronger.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
You know what I'm saying. I want that shit.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I also just need to lower my body temperature before
I go to bed, because I I'm a very hot sleeper.
I sweat a lot, where like I'll wake up in
a fucking pool of sweat if I don't have like
I I dude, I have two fans, and I take
cold showers before bed, and like recently I've been leaving
my my my windows open because the low at night
it's been like fifty. I've been enjoying that. But yeah,

(43:37):
I I fucking sweat bad. So I take cold showers
to like lower my body temperature so I can like
walk into a fucking triple fan room.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
No, dude, I throw off my fan after I get
off the shower. I get cold so easily. Like sometimes
I'm scared. I'm ane mackamnight the cold. I just love
being cold, dude. Like I'll just be sitting in my
room and I'll be shivering cold. I'm like, oh fuck me,
and dude, it's so bad. It'll be like summer. There's
points where like when it kin, I could I could
probably live somewhere cold, but there comes a level of

(44:07):
freezing where like I can't you know, handle myself for sure.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
But when it comes to like taking a cold shower
before before bed, like what I'll do is I'll put
it on lukewarm water just like halfway so it's just
like room tamp water. And then uh, once I get
the conditioner in my hair, and then I need to
like start washing my body after washing my hair, I'll
turn it down to cold and then I'll just wash
my body, runs out the conditioner and then get out
and then I'm done.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I don't wash my hair every day, wash my hair
like once a week. True, Yeah, I'll wash my hair
every day. Oh that's that's why I have long hair.
I don't know what I'm gonna do it short hair.
I don't know how it looks.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I switch it up with Like I just hate when
I go to work and I get like nasty stuff
in my hair.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I don't work. I don't work in as That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
So like if I'm if I'm at work, if I'm
doing kitchen, then every time I dump the chicken and
the fucking shit, you know what I'm saying, I get
chicken juice on my on my hair. But if I'm
doing venues retissriy hot case doing the the rotisserie gets
chemicals and like chicken grease all.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
In my hair. Yeah that sucks. I don't have to
worry about any of that. That sucks. I send the
ace and just be like, how you doing.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
And if I touch my hair after making subs where
I have like vinegar and oil, like soaking in my
gloves because like after time, like yeah, the plastic gloves break,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah, you can get it with the knife. So it's
just so fucking gross. And I have vinegar hair. Yeah,
I'm so happy you never you were so close to
getting me in the deli and I probably would have
hated you. No, you would have loved the deli. Bro.
The Deli's not bad.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
You just you're just a stinky boy.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
You know what I'm saying, A sky boy. The deli
makes you a stinky boy.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Bro. There ain't no women in the stinky boy game. Yeah, Bro,
there is, dude, No, there's a Then I smell like
chicken grease and they're not gonna like that's the best
part about it. Bro, You're right, you got the chicken.
I imagine you know what, there's the images popped in
my head when you walk out of the deli kitchen.
You probably like a SpongeBob when he's standing there in
that silhouette when he had when he's like really stay

(46:00):
and all the green smokes coming right behind him. That's
exactly what you do. You stand there like I'm not
that bad. You stand there in your superhero pose like
this and with your with your mouth wide open, and
you just have all that fucking chingus. Chickis gingus? You
have all that chingus? What does that remind me of?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I don't know. I think I meant to say chicken,
and then I meant to say fungus and I mixed
it in us chingus. You're just making an Asian chingus. No,
I'm trying to chingus anyways. Are you thinking about Big
chuckis Yes, yes, Big chungus bro, big genius. I know
what I understand.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
That's such like a that was such like a missing part.
Was it was like so like where it needed to
be in my head, which was forgotten. Yeah, and then
it kind of like bothered me and reminded me of it.
You just told me Big Chungus. What did Big Chungus
look like?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Again? Super basically just a fat what's uh not the
rabbit from Looney Tunes? What's his name? Books? Just a
fatter yeah, fatter bugs. Oh my god, Big Chungus. Isn't
he just like a fatter bugs? Yeah? That's lit. I
love Big Toungus. Yeah what a guy. All right, Well,

(47:13):
I have to get ready for work. It's been a
good podcast. Two podcasts today, two dose dull say those
those podcast? Yeah, don't say is that? Isn't that twelve?
I don't dull say. Yeah, I don't say. I thought
that ship was like Carmel. He could be who knows.

(47:33):
All Right, everyone, have a great day. We love you
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