March 14, 2024 • 18 mins
Jayden and Devin taste test a line up of Celsius flavors... one may or may not taste like "Fart In A Can"
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From movies to games on Xbox,from ice cream to sweat sucks. It's
Juice with Reviews. Hello everyone,welcome to Dudes with Reviews. This is
the first episode where we have avideo going. Look at that. You
guys can see us. We cansee you, well, we can't see
you, but you can see us. So it's pretty cool. That's all
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that matters. Yeah, that's allthat matters. Yeah, today we got
a little Selsia's tear list going on. Say a load to Pops. There's
pops. Hello. We got thevibes, We got the tea's all the
way to the vibes. We're gonnastart off with the tea's and with the
vibes. How does that sound?Sounds great? Lemon lime not a vibe,
not a vibe, the only onethat's not a vibe, sticking out
like a sore thumb. Yeah,but it's okay, very excited for that
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one. So let's get let's getright into it. We got we got
solo cups we meant to get,you know, a little smaller cups,
small shot glasses. Someone forgot them. It's something someone forgot him. I'm
sorry about that. Brother. Ohyeah, I guess he's cracking, and
I figured the way we do it, it's just pour a little bit in
here, mm hmm, you knowwhat I mean, and then take the
initial little we gotta cheers it though. We had cheers, like, yeah,
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absolute cheers. Cheers. That's that. That's a solid flavor. Nothing's
gonna actually one more is gonna topthat, but it's hard flavor. I
don't know. I don't like theteas as much as the sparks. The
teas are so much better than thesparkling. That one's not as good as
the other tea though, I cansay that for a fact. I give
that one probably about like a Igive it a six out of ten.
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Yeah, I was thinking a six. I was thinking like a six point
two. Yeah, I give itsix point two. It's just definitely I
don't with me. I'm not ahuge fan of like the berry flavor stuff.
I'm there's something about its not thatgood of a taste to me.
But the next one, I'm veryexcited for this one right here, peach,
mango, green sea, Oh mygoodness, all right now, this
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now the tea flavors are the onlyones I drink. I haven't drink any
other flavor out of all, outof the rest of these, let's go
ahead and see. I can tellyou this one right now is ten out
of ten. Cheers, cheers.Oh that's beautiful. That's absolutely beautiful.
Let me tell you it tastes likean Arizona. It's better than the raspberry
as. I love Arizona, butthe Arizona like energy drink tea, the
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arple one or whatever, absolute garbagefart in the can. But that one
right there, I want to goas far as say it's a fart in
the can. That's a fart inthe can. Tastes like a fart.
Wait, this one did not tastelike a part. This one is the
best flavor of all time. Iforgot. This is the best Celsius ever.
I love the Celsius. It's tenout of ten, like I was
saying, the Arizonai. No,it's not a bias opinion that I was.
The reason I said fart is becauseI said the Arizona tastes like a
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fart. Interesting, Yeah, theArizona. This tastes like Arizona. No,
no, I said, stop tryingto stop trying to change my words
up here, I said, theone Arizona that has the herbal one tastes
like a fart. The energy onetaste. But that's a good energy arizona
right there. That's not an arizona. That's a Celsius. It's gonna be
it's gonna be some sparkle in thisone. I feel like this one's gonna
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be really bad. You think thisone it's gonna be really bad? This
one, hasped. I love lemonlime flavors, but I think this one's
gonna be really bad. I donot have a uh, there's only one
way to find that, brother.Why does the color does not look good
on this one? Guys, it'slike a mountain dew. Going in for
a second. Hold on, Ohdamn, m still recorder? Yeah that
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one now now, I'm gonna passon that one. That one takes like
a That one takes like a mountaindew. Yeah, mountain dew. No,
let me finish. That one takeslike a mountain dew that's been sitting
in the sun for about twelve yearsin a plastic bottle. Still a mountain
dew. That's not good. Idon't know it is radioactive. I think
you can last ten that I don'ttaste lemon or lime in that. I
just taste fart. That was notThat was not a good flavor. That
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was a great foot I would givethat a too. If I had to
give that a rating, what I'dgive that a too? That's an eight
and a half out of ten.That's insane eight and a half. I
honestly, I have no my expectationsare so low for the rest of these
flavors. Is the exact same coloras the last one. Why did you
give me so much compared to you? We have the same amount. That's
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so garbage? Are you kidding me? Look, I appreciate it, damn.
Yeah. Yeah, there you go, there you go. This bubbles
in it now, good spit bubblesgood? All right, cheers. We
did not cheers that time. Whatflavors are supposed to beach beach vibe?
I like that one. That one'sgood, actually, yeah vibe. I
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like that. It's a bit sohour it's a lot more sour than these.
Yeah. No, I like that. I like that one a lot.
No. I think the Lomon Lineone is a lot like a lot
more sour. Oh no, Imean I think this one was a lot
sours. Giving me that weird coatingin my mouth. No, I don't.
I don't know what you mean bythat weird coating. I know what
you're saying, but I know Ithink it. No, that one works
out well. I like that one. To give it a rating, give
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it a seven, seven three.This is a ten. So I got
to give this a seven. Yeah, yeah, seven three, seven three
seven. Think it's a seven toone. It's not a seven flat.
No, it's not a seven flat, but it's a seven one, but
it's rounded to a seven. Yeah. If you're talking about yeah, if
talking about we don't talk chou vibe. I think everyone's heard of this one.
I've never had it, but I'veseen it. Yea, this is
the one. It's pineapple, right, I don't know. I'm pretty I'm
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pretty sure they can't of pineapple.I don't remember. Let's go ahead and
see. Yeah, I think it'spineapple. That's very yellow. Yeah,
that's definitely pineapple right there? Seethat? Oh yeah, sparkling starfruit.
Why is there so much in thesecups? What's going on? Look at
yours and look at mine? What'sgoing on here? Bro? I'm trying
to get your caffeine. I couldI could tell I thought we're gonna choose.
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There we go. Oh that's bad. That is a bad flavor.
That is not good. I don'tlike it. That is horrible. I
don't like it. That is likelegit. What is starfruits supposed to taste
like? Starfruit is actually amazing.I love starfru It's like an apple a
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little bit. Okay, So starfruitis like this green fruit and it's like
not like it's like kind of likea banana a little bit, because it's
like it's length but not not atall, and like you cut it and
it's a little star That's why it'sa star fruit. And it tastes it
tastes like an apple a little bit. It's really good. I love them,
super juicy. Do we sell them? Yeah we do. Actually yeah,
they're like two for three. I'llbuy ones one fifty piece. I
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think you should go. And Ithink there's alid I like them. See
that for me, that's gonna bemy two. I need I need to
come after that. Lemon Lime twoYeah, No, I don't know how
I gave lemon lime and two either. I'll take I'll make Lemon Lime a
four and a half and I'll makerunning Back. Yeah, yeah, I
make a Lemon lime A four anda half. And then that Tropical Vibe
A one that ship was horrible.Yeah it was bad. Yeah bad.
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Is this the new cup? Thatis? Well, this is my new
cup? Yeah? Wait is this? Do you also grab me a new
cup? I think I did.Okay, unfortunate, I should grab more
flavors. So this is a GalaxyVibe. We actually this one nailed the
ground so hard because yeah, Idropped this one so hard before recording this
when there's a giant dent in there, They're there, giant dan at the
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bottom. To put this one alittle bit later in the list because we
wanted to make sure that Yeah,so these are the new Vibe ones.
I think these are new, right. I haven't tried these at all.
I haven't even heard of these.Walmart really let me down. I really
wanted to find the Mango one.Did not have it, the mango one
that's like crack, the one youguys were telling me about, Oh,
the essential one. Yeah yeah,it's yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
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the one I was looking for.But they did not have it. And
I've already I've had most Actually,no, I've only had one one of
those flavors, So maybe I shouldhave grabbed the essentials. But it's okay.
Yeah, the cherry Line made one. That one's also probably about like
a nine out of ten. Sogo ahead and see this right here.
Oh you already port it? Yeah, strawberry watermelon addition, that's the smell
it. I don't like the smellof that one at all. That sounds
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good. No, it smells likeperfume. Cheers for the perfume. What
is that supposed to be apple?Something that apples? Right? Yeah?
What is that supposed to be?Strawberry watermelon? Huh? I taste the
watermelon a little bit. Is that? What that is? Just green apple?
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Here? For some reason, I'mnot feeling it's good. It's good.
It's good. No I would drinkthat. I don't good. But
it's just it's misleading, it's weird. I don't know how to describe that
one. I think I have togive it a five out of ten on
default. I'm gonna go ahead andthe same because it doesn't okay, yeah,
it's it's I'll explain. I'll explainthe five out of ten the same
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reason. No, it's a goodflavor, it's a very good flavor.
Don't get me wrong, but it'snot the flavor that said like it tastes
like an apple, and that that'sa strawberry watermelon. So that's why it's
five out of ten for me.By buy it again, I think that's
pretty solid. Let me for thesame reason. All right, what's this
one? Sparkling fruit punch? Thisone? Actually, this one might be
crazy, dude, I don't likefruit punch? What really? Fortunately?
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No, yeah no, I can'tget a really good smell out of that.
It's not it's not red. Thisis not This is not looking good.
This is not looking good. It'sa huge. How are you gonna
have fruit punching it and not bered? See that's a poor, that's
a pork. That's a good flavoredpoor. Right there, I'm sorry.
Oh, give it a smell.It smells like nothing. Actually, for
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a little bit more, maybe Ineed a little bit more. Okay,
there we go. Yeah, itsmells like nothing. That's like a flavorless
smell. Right, it smells likethe jelly bellies. Oh my god,
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bootles, it doesn't. It smellslike nothing to miss. It smells like
the dog food jelly belly all right, cheers, let's get this over with,
bro. I don't like this.I don't even taste it. It
tastes like nothing, genuinely tastes likenothing. I'm gonna give this a zero
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because it tastes like nothing. Thisis shit. If you if you don't
want to taste your drink while you'redrinking. Yeah, if you want a
bunch of caffeine but don't want totaste anything, this is the drink right
here. I poured myself so muchof that too. Yeah, that's a
I'm gonna give it a five outof ten, five out of ten.
Please please explain. I would loveto hear this. It tastes like nothing.
So if I go to a Publixor a Walmart or anywhere you can
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buy celsius and I see the threeflavors on here that I don't like,
m h and that one you're gonna, I'll probably get that one. Honestly,
I probably picked the lemon lime overthat one, either a bad taste
or well, I mean, thelemon limes like the best for me.
But all right, I mean I'mgiving it a five out of ten.
Oh well, I guess I can't. I can't give it a zero.
Because I gave the tropical one totwo. Hmm, I'll give it a
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three. Your math is math,yeah, my math is mathing. I'll
give it a three. Good job. Yeah, all right, I want
to Oh, I think I hadthis one last night. Wait, no,
never mind, I had the Arcticvibe last night, interesting astro vibe.
This one just sparkling blue rats.This one is either gonna be so
good or so bad. There's noin between it all. I have the
essential celsius. That's blue ras.Is that the blue one? Yeah?
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Okay, it's pretty good. Also, these are all ten calories. That's
pretty it's pretty good. Two hundredmilligrams of caffeine. Sh that doesn't matter.
It's like water, basically. Yeah, it's basically just like water.
Are you giving me that? Look? All right? Crack? That was
a solid crack right there. Shouldwe get new cups? Uh? You
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know what? We have enough wecan spare. Yeah, we did.
We didn't switch our cups at all. I mean I counted the cups before
and I knew there wasn't enough.Why is blue rats yellow? They're all
the same colored. I don't getit. Why are they yellow? I'll
give you more than I didn't giveyou a good poor I appreciate it.
That's so much. It's gonna bea good flavor. I feel it there
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you Yeah, that smells like acandy. Oh my god, it smells
like all it smells like a bluejolly rancher. That's insane, all right,
bottoms up, bottoms up, cheers. That's uh, that's interesting.
Actually, I'm gonna go. We'llgo for a second round on that one.
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I need to new. I don'tknow how I feel about that,
because like it tastes like a candya little bit, like it's sweet.
It feels like but like the sweetsalso not there. Like I don't know
how to describe it. That's likethe best way I could describe it.
And like it wants to be sweet, but it can't be sweet. You
get it's a very subtle sweet thing. Yeah, it's like it hits you,
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like as soon as it gets inyour mouth, Mike Tyson, boom
fist to your face, and thenit's gone full of sugar. Yeah,
full of sugar, full of thatboog of sugar dom kidding you. Enjoy
you winning for the second I didbecause I wanted the second one. Is
not that good and the second one'sa lot worse than the first one.
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Now, get a second one.Get a second one, because it does
not taste the same on the secondI wonder if they all taste different on
the second run. That tastes different, right, it tastes less sweet.
Maybe I need a palate clencher becauseI honestly can't even taste it. Really.
Maybe we had had a lot ofcelsius. Maybe we should have got
a power. I mean, Ifeel like that tastes really different on the
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second Go six nine, six nine, six nine, I go lower sixty
nine. I'm a six nine onthat. I'm gonna go, like,
go five five. I go fivefive, and I give it a six.
Oh god, no, it's definitelynot there than Noah damn. Yeah,
maybe I get Let let me geta pour that. Let me get
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it pour that now. Yeah,I'm gonna give this one. Okay,
I'll give the first t of five. I'll give this a five and a
half. Why are you are youare are you mixing them all right?
Now? Oh my god, Iguess we're mixing them. What are you
talking? All right? Well,you're doing a suicide with celsius. I
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don't know how healthy this is.But at least it's the same color.
Oh well, the kind of makesit. That's why did he make it
like a little I'm pouring so muchmore than you. I feel like this
is how much I got involved.This is how much I have had with
it, Like half of it inthere. Oh, I put so little
of that one. We're just gonnakeep it like that. Yeah, sucked.
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I kind of have to do this. I no, one know.
This was never a part of myplan until I saw him do this.
You kind of have to do this. You kind of have to see everyone's
curious. No, this actually nevereven came across my brain once I poured
so much more than you, I'mlike halfway in my cup right now.
My god, you shouldn't be havingthis cheth. Okay, wow, okay,
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no, that's like even now,all right, all right, all
right ready, I'm not chugging this. Wow, the way that makes the
way that makes the inside of mymouth really tingled there, I didn't I
was not a fan of that.That felt like like a pressure point in
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my cheek right there. I didnot like that at all. Wow,
that's a if I had to givethis the most raw honestly that this review
that what I just did, whatwe just told that was better than some
of the actual flavors. I'm noteven gonna lie. That was definitely it
was pretty good. This right herewas better than this one, this one,
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this one, this one, andthis one. It was it was
it was solid. So mix themall, there you go, and yeah
you got the ultimate Celsius. Hekind of just tasted like another Selsius flavor
and they probably dude, honestly likethis this it just tastes like Celsius.
There's no like flavor to it.We're calling this the uh suicide vibe.
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The suicide vibe. That's not somethingI think we should call that. Okay,
yeah, I don't think we shouldcall it that. Uh yeah,
I think we should call it likea how about a sunset vibe. It
looks like a sunset. Yeah,it looks like a sunset. The colors
like sunset is. Yeah, wecould do that because of the tea that's
what made that's this purple one rightnow. Yeah, yeah, we do
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sunset vibe. I'm sure that's probablyalready something. But yeah, yeah,
overall, Celsius are not that great. Uh, they don't they don't have
the best flavor one drink. Wedrink as Celsius every single podcast. Don't
get it wrong, Celsius sponsor us, but some of the flavors aren't that
great. I ain't gonna lie toyou, but the essentials are a step.
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Yes, the new ones we shouldhave got the new ones. I
really slacked on them by fault guys. But the new ones very good,
very very good. The cherry linemade nine out of ten. Ultimately,
for me, I think Celsius isa solid energy drink. I think it's
a solid energy drink if you wantto be healthier. I think they taste
a lot better than some there's definitely, uh, there's definitely better tasting energy
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drinks. But like Monster and stufflike that hurts my stomach. I got
a real sense of the stomach,like Monster. Like if I drink a
Monster, a whole can of Monster, my stomach's cooked for the rest of
the day. I'll chug Monster mangos. Yeah, can like the juice one.
That one's so good, But againit's so sweet, and Monster hurts
my stomach so bad, I justcan't do it. So I like Celsius
a lot, But I think Ithink Celsius is a solid, a solid
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energy drink. Yeah, over fortyof them can be consumed happily, you
know what I mean. It dependson the person. I want to say
happily. I think if you knowthat you have one that you prefer the
most, which Jayden does, thenit's not that bad. Yeah yeah,
listen, you know, if youfind the one you like, that's my
best advice. Find the one youlike, because they got good flavors.
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There is gonna be one you like. For lemon lime, Guys, don't
go for lemon lime, guys gofor listen, stay away from tropical vibe
lemon lime. And there's another oneI did not like at all, but
he's gonna finish that one. Thatone's gonna be his. This one's gonna
be mine. This one's absolutely amazing. Go get you some green tea.
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From movies to games on Xbox,from ice cream to sweat sucks. It's
Juice with Reviews. Hello everyone,welcome to Dudes with Reviews. This is
the first episode where we have avideo going. Look at that. You
guys can see us. We cansee you, well, we can't see
you, but you can see us. So it's pretty cool. That's all
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that matters. Yeah, that's allthat matters. Yeah, today we got
a little Selsia's tear list going on. Say a load to Pops. There's
pops. Hello. We got thevibes, We got the tea's all the
way to the vibes. We're gonnastart off with the tea's and with the
vibes. How does that sound?Sounds great? Lemon lime not a vibe,
not a vibe, the only onethat's not a vibe, sticking out
like a sore thumb. Yeah,but it's okay, very excited for that
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one. So let's get let's getright into it. We got we got
solo cups we meant to get,you know, a little smaller cups,
small shot glasses. Someone forgot them. It's something someone forgot him. I'm
sorry about that. Brother. Ohyeah, I guess he's cracking, and
I figured the way we do it, it's just pour a little bit in
here, mm hmm, you knowwhat I mean, and then take the
initial little we gotta cheers it though. We had cheers, like, yeah,
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absolute cheers. Cheers. That's that. That's a solid flavor. Nothing's
gonna actually one more is gonna topthat, but it's hard flavor. I
don't know. I don't like theteas as much as the sparks. The
teas are so much better than thesparkling. That one's not as good as
the other tea though, I cansay that for a fact. I give
that one probably about like a Igive it a six out of ten.
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Yeah, I was thinking a six. I was thinking like a six point
two. Yeah, I give itsix point two. It's just definitely I
don't with me. I'm not ahuge fan of like the berry flavor stuff.
I'm there's something about its not thatgood of a taste to me.
But the next one, I'm veryexcited for this one right here, peach,
mango, green sea, Oh mygoodness, all right now, this
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now the tea flavors are the onlyones I drink. I haven't drink any
other flavor out of all, outof the rest of these, let's go
ahead and see. I can tellyou this one right now is ten out
of ten. Cheers, cheers.Oh that's beautiful. That's absolutely beautiful.
Let me tell you it tastes likean Arizona. It's better than the raspberry
as. I love Arizona, butthe Arizona like energy drink tea, the
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arple one or whatever, absolute garbagefart in the can. But that one
right there, I want to goas far as say it's a fart in
the can. That's a fart inthe can. Tastes like a fart.
Wait, this one did not tastelike a part. This one is the
best flavor of all time. Iforgot. This is the best Celsius ever.
I love the Celsius. It's tenout of ten, like I was
saying, the Arizonai. No,it's not a bias opinion that I was.
The reason I said fart is becauseI said the Arizona tastes like a
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fart. Interesting, Yeah, theArizona. This tastes like Arizona. No,
no, I said, stop tryingto stop trying to change my words
up here, I said, theone Arizona that has the herbal one tastes
like a fart. The energy onetaste. But that's a good energy arizona
right there. That's not an arizona. That's a Celsius. It's gonna be
it's gonna be some sparkle in thisone. I feel like this one's gonna
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be really bad. You think thisone it's gonna be really bad? This
one, hasped. I love lemonlime flavors, but I think this one's
gonna be really bad. I donot have a uh, there's only one
way to find that, brother.Why does the color does not look good
on this one? Guys, it'slike a mountain dew. Going in for
a second. Hold on, Ohdamn, m still recorder? Yeah that
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one now now, I'm gonna passon that one. That one takes like
a That one takes like a mountaindew. Yeah, mountain dew. No,
let me finish. That one takeslike a mountain dew that's been sitting
in the sun for about twelve yearsin a plastic bottle. Still a mountain
dew. That's not good. Idon't know it is radioactive. I think
you can last ten that I don'ttaste lemon or lime in that. I
just taste fart. That was notThat was not a good flavor. That
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was a great foot I would givethat a too. If I had to
give that a rating, what I'dgive that a too? That's an eight
and a half out of ten.That's insane eight and a half. I
honestly, I have no my expectationsare so low for the rest of these
flavors. Is the exact same coloras the last one. Why did you
give me so much compared to you? We have the same amount. That's
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so garbage? Are you kidding me? Look, I appreciate it, damn.
Yeah. Yeah, there you go, there you go. This bubbles
in it now, good spit bubblesgood? All right, cheers. We
did not cheers that time. Whatflavors are supposed to beach beach vibe?
I like that one. That one'sgood, actually, yeah vibe. I
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like that. It's a bit sohour it's a lot more sour than these.
Yeah. No, I like that. I like that one a lot.
No. I think the Lomon Lineone is a lot like a lot
more sour. Oh no, Imean I think this one was a lot
sours. Giving me that weird coatingin my mouth. No, I don't.
I don't know what you mean bythat weird coating. I know what
you're saying, but I know Ithink it. No, that one works
out well. I like that one. To give it a rating, give
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it a seven, seven three.This is a ten. So I got
to give this a seven. Yeah, yeah, seven three, seven three
seven. Think it's a seven toone. It's not a seven flat.
No, it's not a seven flat, but it's a seven one, but
it's rounded to a seven. Yeah. If you're talking about yeah, if
talking about we don't talk chou vibe. I think everyone's heard of this one.
I've never had it, but I'veseen it. Yea, this is
the one. It's pineapple, right, I don't know. I'm pretty I'm
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pretty sure they can't of pineapple.I don't remember. Let's go ahead and
see. Yeah, I think it'spineapple. That's very yellow. Yeah,
that's definitely pineapple right there? Seethat? Oh yeah, sparkling starfruit.
Why is there so much in thesecups? What's going on? Look at
yours and look at mine? What'sgoing on here? Bro? I'm trying
to get your caffeine. I couldI could tell I thought we're gonna choose.
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There we go. Oh that's bad. That is a bad flavor.
That is not good. I don'tlike it. That is horrible. I
don't like it. That is likelegit. What is starfruits supposed to taste
like? Starfruit is actually amazing.I love starfru It's like an apple a
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little bit. Okay, So starfruitis like this green fruit and it's like
not like it's like kind of likea banana a little bit, because it's
like it's length but not not atall, and like you cut it and
it's a little star That's why it'sa star fruit. And it tastes it
tastes like an apple a little bit. It's really good. I love them,
super juicy. Do we sell them? Yeah we do. Actually yeah,
they're like two for three. I'llbuy ones one fifty piece. I
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think you should go. And Ithink there's alid I like them. See
that for me, that's gonna bemy two. I need I need to
come after that. Lemon Lime twoYeah, No, I don't know how
I gave lemon lime and two either. I'll take I'll make Lemon Lime a
four and a half and I'll makerunning Back. Yeah, yeah, I
make a Lemon lime A four anda half. And then that Tropical Vibe
A one that ship was horrible.Yeah it was bad. Yeah bad.
(06:40):
Is this the new cup? Thatis? Well, this is my new
cup? Yeah? Wait is this? Do you also grab me a new
cup? I think I did.Okay, unfortunate, I should grab more
flavors. So this is a GalaxyVibe. We actually this one nailed the
ground so hard because yeah, Idropped this one so hard before recording this
when there's a giant dent in there, They're there, giant dan at the
(07:03):
bottom. To put this one alittle bit later in the list because we
wanted to make sure that Yeah,so these are the new Vibe ones.
I think these are new, right. I haven't tried these at all.
I haven't even heard of these.Walmart really let me down. I really
wanted to find the Mango one.Did not have it, the mango one
that's like crack, the one youguys were telling me about, Oh,
the essential one. Yeah yeah,it's yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
(07:26):
the one I was looking for.But they did not have it. And
I've already I've had most Actually,no, I've only had one one of
those flavors, So maybe I shouldhave grabbed the essentials. But it's okay.
Yeah, the cherry Line made one. That one's also probably about like
a nine out of ten. Sogo ahead and see this right here.
Oh you already port it? Yeah, strawberry watermelon addition, that's the smell
it. I don't like the smellof that one at all. That sounds
(07:50):
good. No, it smells likeperfume. Cheers for the perfume. What
is that supposed to be apple?Something that apples? Right? Yeah?
What is that supposed to be?Strawberry watermelon? Huh? I taste the
watermelon a little bit. Is that? What that is? Just green apple?
(08:13):
Here? For some reason, I'mnot feeling it's good. It's good.
It's good. No I would drinkthat. I don't good. But
it's just it's misleading, it's weird. I don't know how to describe that
one. I think I have togive it a five out of ten on
default. I'm gonna go ahead andthe same because it doesn't okay, yeah,
it's it's I'll explain. I'll explainthe five out of ten the same
(08:33):
reason. No, it's a goodflavor, it's a very good flavor.
Don't get me wrong, but it'snot the flavor that said like it tastes
like an apple, and that that'sa strawberry watermelon. So that's why it's
five out of ten for me.By buy it again, I think that's
pretty solid. Let me for thesame reason. All right, what's this
one? Sparkling fruit punch? Thisone? Actually, this one might be
crazy, dude, I don't likefruit punch? What really? Fortunately?
(08:58):
No, yeah no, I can'tget a really good smell out of that.
It's not it's not red. Thisis not This is not looking good.
This is not looking good. It'sa huge. How are you gonna
have fruit punching it and not bered? See that's a poor, that's
a pork. That's a good flavoredpoor. Right there, I'm sorry.
Oh, give it a smell.It smells like nothing. Actually, for
(09:22):
a little bit more, maybe Ineed a little bit more. Okay,
there we go. Yeah, itsmells like nothing. That's like a flavorless
smell. Right, it smells likethe jelly bellies. Oh my god,
(09:43):
bootles, it doesn't. It smellslike nothing to miss. It smells like
the dog food jelly belly all right, cheers, let's get this over with,
bro. I don't like this.I don't even taste it. It
tastes like nothing, genuinely tastes likenothing. I'm gonna give this a zero
(10:03):
because it tastes like nothing. Thisis shit. If you if you don't
want to taste your drink while you'redrinking. Yeah, if you want a
bunch of caffeine but don't want totaste anything, this is the drink right
here. I poured myself so muchof that too. Yeah, that's a
I'm gonna give it a five outof ten, five out of ten.
Please please explain. I would loveto hear this. It tastes like nothing.
So if I go to a Publixor a Walmart or anywhere you can
(10:26):
buy celsius and I see the threeflavors on here that I don't like,
m h and that one you're gonna, I'll probably get that one. Honestly,
I probably picked the lemon lime overthat one, either a bad taste
or well, I mean, thelemon limes like the best for me.
But all right, I mean I'mgiving it a five out of ten.
Oh well, I guess I can't. I can't give it a zero.
Because I gave the tropical one totwo. Hmm, I'll give it a
(10:50):
three. Your math is math,yeah, my math is mathing. I'll
give it a three. Good job. Yeah, all right, I want
to Oh, I think I hadthis one last night. Wait, no,
never mind, I had the Arcticvibe last night, interesting astro vibe.
This one just sparkling blue rats.This one is either gonna be so
good or so bad. There's noin between it all. I have the
essential celsius. That's blue ras.Is that the blue one? Yeah?
(11:13):
Okay, it's pretty good. Also, these are all ten calories. That's
pretty it's pretty good. Two hundredmilligrams of caffeine. Sh that doesn't matter.
It's like water, basically. Yeah, it's basically just like water.
Are you giving me that? Look? All right? Crack? That was
a solid crack right there. Shouldwe get new cups? Uh? You
(11:33):
know what? We have enough wecan spare. Yeah, we did.
We didn't switch our cups at all. I mean I counted the cups before
and I knew there wasn't enough.Why is blue rats yellow? They're all
the same colored. I don't getit. Why are they yellow? I'll
give you more than I didn't giveyou a good poor I appreciate it.
That's so much. It's gonna bea good flavor. I feel it there
(11:56):
you Yeah, that smells like acandy. Oh my god, it smells
like all it smells like a bluejolly rancher. That's insane, all right,
bottoms up, bottoms up, cheers. That's uh, that's interesting.
Actually, I'm gonna go. We'llgo for a second round on that one.
(12:16):
I need to new. I don'tknow how I feel about that,
because like it tastes like a candya little bit, like it's sweet.
It feels like but like the sweetsalso not there. Like I don't know
how to describe it. That's likethe best way I could describe it.
And like it wants to be sweet, but it can't be sweet. You
get it's a very subtle sweet thing. Yeah, it's like it hits you,
(12:39):
like as soon as it gets inyour mouth, Mike Tyson, boom
fist to your face, and thenit's gone full of sugar. Yeah,
full of sugar, full of thatboog of sugar dom kidding you. Enjoy
you winning for the second I didbecause I wanted the second one. Is
not that good and the second one'sa lot worse than the first one.
(13:01):
Now, get a second one.Get a second one, because it does
not taste the same on the secondI wonder if they all taste different on
the second run. That tastes different, right, it tastes less sweet.
Maybe I need a palate clencher becauseI honestly can't even taste it. Really.
Maybe we had had a lot ofcelsius. Maybe we should have got
a power. I mean, Ifeel like that tastes really different on the
(13:24):
second Go six nine, six nine, six nine, I go lower sixty
nine. I'm a six nine onthat. I'm gonna go, like,
go five five. I go fivefive, and I give it a six.
Oh god, no, it's definitelynot there than Noah damn. Yeah,
maybe I get Let let me geta pour that. Let me get
(13:46):
it pour that now. Yeah,I'm gonna give this one. Okay,
I'll give the first t of five. I'll give this a five and a
half. Why are you are youare are you mixing them all right?
Now? Oh my god, Iguess we're mixing them. What are you
talking? All right? Well,you're doing a suicide with celsius. I
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don't know how healthy this is.But at least it's the same color.
Oh well, the kind of makesit. That's why did he make it
like a little I'm pouring so muchmore than you. I feel like this
is how much I got involved.This is how much I have had with
it, Like half of it inthere. Oh, I put so little
of that one. We're just gonnakeep it like that. Yeah, sucked.
(14:33):
I kind of have to do this. I no, one know.
This was never a part of myplan until I saw him do this.
You kind of have to do this. You kind of have to see everyone's
curious. No, this actually nevereven came across my brain once I poured
so much more than you, I'mlike halfway in my cup right now.
My god, you shouldn't be havingthis cheth. Okay, wow, okay,
(15:00):
no, that's like even now,all right, all right, all
right ready, I'm not chugging this. Wow, the way that makes the
way that makes the inside of mymouth really tingled there, I didn't I
was not a fan of that.That felt like like a pressure point in
(15:22):
my cheek right there. I didnot like that at all. Wow,
that's a if I had to givethis the most raw honestly that this review
that what I just did, whatwe just told that was better than some
of the actual flavors. I'm noteven gonna lie. That was definitely it
was pretty good. This right herewas better than this one, this one,
(15:43):
this one, this one, andthis one. It was it was
it was solid. So mix themall, there you go, and yeah
you got the ultimate Celsius. Hekind of just tasted like another Selsius flavor
and they probably dude, honestly likethis this it just tastes like Celsius.
There's no like flavor to it.We're calling this the uh suicide vibe.
(16:06):
The suicide vibe. That's not somethingI think we should call that. Okay,
yeah, I don't think we shouldcall it that. Uh yeah,
I think we should call it likea how about a sunset vibe. It
looks like a sunset. Yeah,it looks like a sunset. The colors
like sunset is. Yeah, wecould do that because of the tea that's
what made that's this purple one rightnow. Yeah, yeah, we do
(16:26):
sunset vibe. I'm sure that's probablyalready something. But yeah, yeah,
overall, Celsius are not that great. Uh, they don't they don't have
the best flavor one drink. Wedrink as Celsius every single podcast. Don't
get it wrong, Celsius sponsor us, but some of the flavors aren't that
great. I ain't gonna lie toyou, but the essentials are a step.
(16:48):
Yes, the new ones we shouldhave got the new ones. I
really slacked on them by fault guys. But the new ones very good,
very very good. The cherry linemade nine out of ten. Ultimately,
for me, I think Celsius isa solid energy drink. I think it's
a solid energy drink if you wantto be healthier. I think they taste
a lot better than some there's definitely, uh, there's definitely better tasting energy
(17:11):
drinks. But like Monster and stufflike that hurts my stomach. I got
a real sense of the stomach,like Monster. Like if I drink a
Monster, a whole can of Monster, my stomach's cooked for the rest of
the day. I'll chug Monster mangos. Yeah, can like the juice one.
That one's so good, But againit's so sweet, and Monster hurts
my stomach so bad, I justcan't do it. So I like Celsius
a lot, But I think Ithink Celsius is a solid, a solid
(17:34):
energy drink. Yeah, over fortyof them can be consumed happily, you
know what I mean. It dependson the person. I want to say
happily. I think if you knowthat you have one that you prefer the
most, which Jayden does, thenit's not that bad. Yeah yeah,
listen, you know, if youfind the one you like, that's my
best advice. Find the one youlike, because they got good flavors.
(17:56):
There is gonna be one you like. For lemon lime, Guys, don't
go for lemon lime, guys gofor listen, stay away from tropical vibe
lemon lime. And there's another oneI did not like at all, but
he's gonna finish that one. Thatone's gonna be his. This one's gonna
be mine. This one's absolutely amazing. Go get you some green tea.
But other than that, that wasan episode of A Dudes with Reviews Today
with our first Tearless video our firstsecond review. Actually this is not our
(18:19):
first review, this is our secondreview. I hope everyone enjoyed first time
using video though. That's pretty coolthey can see us even though we can't
really see the video right now,we got to pop up, but it's
recorded so that's cool, and anyfeedback would would be amazing as well.
Yeah, I love feedback. Feedbackis a great thing, always negative,
positive, whatever, Just leave thefeedback yep, yep, and appreciate you
(18:41):
guys watching. Yep. Everyone havea great day, dude. I'm so
caffeinated right now, it's not evenYes, really dude, I feel all
the energy in my body right now
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