November 16, 2023 • 24 mins
The titular setting for the show was "a seedy bar and grille on New York's Third Avenue". The cast had Ed Gardner as Archie, Alan Reed as Finnegan, Pattee Chapman as Miss Duffy, Jimmy Conlin as Charlie, Veda Ann Borg as Peaches La Tour, and Herb Vigran as Second Story Jackson.
The radio version of Duffy's Tavern ended in 1952. When the TV version began two years later, Gardner's involvement was limited to acting. He said, "In radio, I was the producer and the director and half the time the writer and also Archie." The TV version had Hal Roach Jr. as producer and Harve Foster as director.[6]This program was the second effort to have a TV version of Duffy's Tavern. An earlier, hour-long version was filmed for showing as part of the All Star Revue series. It was never broadcast because the Revue was sponsored by a milk company, and the barroom setting conflicted with the company's image.
The radio version of Duffy's Tavern ended in 1952. When the TV version began two years later, Gardner's involvement was limited to acting. He said, "In radio, I was the producer and the director and half the time the writer and also Archie." The TV version had Hal Roach Jr. as producer and Harve Foster as director.[6]This program was the second effort to have a TV version of Duffy's Tavern. An earlier, hour-long version was filmed for showing as part of the All Star Revue series. It was never broadcast because the Revue was sponsored by a milk company, and the barroom setting conflicted with the company's image.
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(00:18):
Hello, Duffy's welly elate made datedoughty to mind just taking Duffy ain't hair?
Hello, Duffy tonight. Uh.Philly Burke the movie actors, huh
what's he like? Well, uh, just imagine one of them Sinatra fans
grown up? Yeah, yeah,she plays and I'm drawing room pictures.
(00:39):
You know what? Pardon me,mister stink for Did I just drop some
light cream down your shape? It? Yeah, Philly Bike, he's kind
of a female Finnegan. Well,Duffy, A lot of people get paid
for band dumb, which reminds me, duppy. How about that raise?
(00:59):
Raise more money raise, that's funny, I can hear you. Well,
Duffy, you could give me adollar raise? How about seventy five cents?
Fifty cents? Thirty five? Look, my pride's gonna answer this transaction
(01:26):
any minute. All right, moneyain't everything working for you? It ain't
anything I'm for you? Fact Eddie, how that Duffy hates to spend though?
Yeah, Joe hates the part withmoney. Don't he know he can't
take it with him? There isone guy, Eddie. If he can't
take it with him, I guaranteehe don't go. Boy, am I
(01:52):
broke? Look you want you gonnaydo? Eddy? No, Look I
just say a guy sip your quarterled. Well let's say it. Did
you fight it? I did itonce and I did it twice and before
I knew it was gone. Miss? How come you so sudden? It's
(02:13):
some money conscience? Well you've seenwhat's mainly funds and makes me and I
can't afford the fine war funds youknow, make a lot of other guys
down. It's no trying to governmentwants you to for ten percent of your
salary and funs. I don't makethat much. Never did I too,
(02:38):
And you see the government here's afammunition if they relied on you and me,
that there shooting babies and we gottado something. That Eddie wants your
girlfriend, Sonya Jones when you're somedota fine puns. Oh no, no,
just throw at me because I'm alwaysbroke, Eddie. Maybe she don't
really love you. Oh she lovesme, all right. The question is
can she afford me? Gaddy?If my heart really belongs to you,
(03:05):
dog shouldn't have the into it.Oh heart belongs to me all right.
Just travelers, the rest of themgoes out with guys or harve door money
money money. I just gotta raisesome dough someway. How about your ThM
weavers face it going on? Yousee, I got a certain amount of
income from that, but I'm talkingabout real dog five or ten bucks.
(03:29):
I ain't talking on chicken feace olor lort. So wet to you,
Finnigan, how come you so excitedover Billy Blank so large at the royal
chief in the fact of day,and I'm an edible bachelor had a boat,
(03:50):
Finigan? The word is I legible, to archiable, to much eligible
as somebody who can't read? Canyou read suchet he? Wait? Man,
it comes crack potto stool a jackpoidyou I have cracked monter. What
(04:12):
are you doing handling? I'm lookingfor clud face clipper, flud face clipper,
the safe cracket. Yeah, you'rejust missing me and just went out
for lunch with planthy to come.What do you want with clud faith?
Well, I'm thinking of giving upfortune, and I understand flood face wants
to sell a safe cracking route.God willin or crack fun You retiring from
(04:35):
fortune checks? Why that's like aboutbut spoiling was to stop making baseballs.
All right, I can't help it. It's getting so I despised of very
white forgery crack funds. I'm gladyour poor old dad ain't around to hear
you say. Don't worries, crackpuddle Fool, the son of fact Simileoool,
(05:00):
the greatest Fordune that ever lived.He'd be hurt, crack pipe if
he knows, maybe he does know, Maybe he knows everything that you do.
You know they they hear about themthings up and sing sing. Two
(05:26):
generations are forges. Why not thetradition You shouldn't forget crack picked two generations?
The old tools have been forged sincethe founding of this country. Fun
the uh momentary love didychrack But uh, look with such a background, crack
(05:46):
pot, you mean to tell meyou want to become a common ordinary,
say cracker. Well, I've beenthought of thinking I'd like to get married
and settled down a little cottage,small by a waterfall, mule little wharton
to come home to, and maybewho knows a little crackpot running around?
But uh, why switch to safecracking? Well, look dodge, one
(06:10):
day he kid's gonna look up atme. And say, daddy, what's
your line of Wait if I sayforge, it sounds like a sissy.
What if I say, Sonny,last night, your daddy blew open the
Whites National Bank. There's something hecan brag about to his little playmate.
But bag pot getting married? Thatmarriage is poison. You know, that
is a sentence where there ain't noperule, and good behavior only makes it
(06:35):
last longer. Ouch, what's wrongwith marriage? Well? Nothing, It's
wonderful, but not for single guys. Belave me for a bachelor, it's
poison. Don't wink to him.Marriage is the most noble experienced a man
can go through anime propaganda. Ilisten Messapia radio program, I listen to
(07:00):
what radio program? Twen's second husband. Yes's another one of them day time
stereos. This one has absolutely beentaken them too long? Who says so?
The announcement. It's the story ofthis Jill Millicent who's made twenty two
husbands supremely happy. Just a minute. If these guys were also supremely happy,
(07:23):
why did they all divorce it?They didn't? They mostly kill themselves?
Oh sure, how much happiness cana guy's stand? Look? How
often does this milicin get a newhusband every week. Every week a guy
gets bumped off with divorce. Theyhave to, they have to. Why
(07:46):
that's the idea of the program?Everybody, there's a contest for the name
of a husband who stats Monday.You mean they changed the name of the
program every week, like I'm twentysecond to twenty third husband next week and
twenty fourth husband and so on.What's night? What did they call the
program when it started? Northant Mphythere walk out brother? A husband awake?
(08:15):
Who sponsors this program? Prodn' bredbentis taking powers? Oh well,
tell me who is the Millicent's slatestvictim. His name is subject Frederick sounds
like a cat. Yes, yes, yes, this is you. Has
(08:37):
a friend who's been getting him tofour cross and Millicent's nose. Now Frother
has spent a rolling in money whenall's second. The guy is forging checks
in Millicent's name and him and hisfriends is rolling in zone. Greg Father,
you listening to this? To me, it's very boring. To me,
(08:58):
it's very interesting. Chrek. Youwas talking about getting married before.
Have you ever seen Billy Bake?Billy Boake? Yeah, a dame with
a fact checking account and a simplesignatures percent a tame like Billy count and
with that little gift of yours youmarry her and the both of us is
(09:18):
in the doom. But right,didn't you just tell me to marriage his
person? Besides? How well,Frankly, you know, ain't Billy the
kid. But you got to remember, you see, and all the dame
is always more mature. H areyou listening to me? What are you
(09:41):
looking at? There? Now?There's a tomato. I wouldn't mind marry
him, frank Pot, that ain'tno tomato, that's fine. Vauda the
singer, very high class tomato JickBlake Park Avenue. Oh a tomato?
Huh? And with plenty of letters? Hey, what do you have to
(10:03):
pay a dame like that? What'dyou saying? Why do you have to
pay a dame like that? Nothing? Mus No? So why does she
work here? She needs to do? Then? How about a song?
Okay, claud anyway she sounds Johnny, Hey, tomato, how's about your
(10:24):
life? Plot? Do not trinklewith this jame's emotions? Don't forget you
are practically an engaged man? Sing? Then? Eh? Like the game?
But who can play it all?Along? Every chap should hold a
(10:48):
hard to call his own love.Make come back. First night they called
me, when night are you?I you I had found the only love
when I foll you. I knowthat you know that I'll go where you
(11:16):
go. I kuse you don't.I wish you knew how much ilong to
hold you in my own It's Iit's my time woo to me. The
dim sent in the starl with onemore little kids say ninety nine, I
(11:39):
know that you know that I'll gowhere you go. I cuse you lose
you. I wish you knew howmuch along you old you look all one
(12:03):
more kin, one mo one moreword, one my love, no another
(12:28):
you sian in the groove and cookingright on the front burner. Thank you,
Eddie. H ahead a really sickJoe go out and you me sick.
I guess yes, you must beupy me. I'm not appy.
(12:56):
Yes, I'm certainly Joe that I'mnot. I went away. I am
hut oh, oh who are youArchie? Okay, your pardon, I
said, I'm Archie. That's change. You look just like him? Why
cool like Archie? But I amhim. But I still think the resemblance
(13:20):
is remarkable, so your archist.Well, now I ain't so sure.
Well, the next time I recognizeyou by your face, you have an
easy say to remember you poor thing. Look, there is nothing wrong with
(13:43):
my faith. Ah, that's justskitty. Keep thinking that and no one
can ch Oh look, uh feetthat is that may and maybe it's might.
But uh how how did the jointtale look so you, miss fiame
ever Y? Yeah, yes,yes, the dame as it was last
year. Nothing has been changed,not even the table claws. That's fake
(14:05):
and table clots was tined over onlyjust last week, and fright them are?
How come you remember the table plotsand you don't remember me? I
do remember you? Here you I'mArchie Archie who Archie the table fort.
This game is the paranomiac. Ohand oh yes, mister Clifton finning and
(14:33):
dishes. Miss Billy Flake, howdo you do? You're cute? You're
used too? Yeah, but you'recute then? No, No, I
think you're futt Oh one of themstubborn times. We're all right, I'm
cui than you, but you're muchstudent, much more intelligence. A god,
(14:58):
there, you're more intelligence than Ohno, no, you're more intelligence.
No, no you will, No, no, you are. This
one will be at that heat whereit's nice to have had such scum you.
They can talk with you. I'msumulated too well. So well,
(15:22):
goodbye, sister, goodbye wisdom.Very interesting conversation. Yes, I a
woman could be very happy. Itwas an intelligent man like that. You
know. Sometimes I say to myself, Philly, why don't you accept an
offer of marriage from some intelligent man. Then I answer myself and I say,
(15:46):
Philly, no intelligent man will everoff you. Well, maybe I
can help you out. That's missBlake. How would you like to settle
down in a little cottage small bya waterfall? She so suddin, Wait
a minute, not me. Icame here to talk for crackpot and oh
(16:07):
look, I got a guy withme and named a crack planel' tool young
attractive hard workers. What did hedo? He rights? Uh? Nice,
saw a settled kind of a guy. You know that one of them
flighty guys. This guy has beenknown to stay in one spot for from
five to ten years. I thinkyou should meet him. Who. Well,
(16:33):
I did it, So those dangingmeanings changed now almost sounds like,
yeah, I guess it's done.Who all looks wrong with that? Bring
you here? Okay, I've beenthinking it all us. I can't harry
(18:00):
is name, Crackpot. It's yourpatriotic duty. Look, the governor asked
me to buy buns. How canI buy buns unless you marry this name
and get me some dough? Igo? Why not? By not doing
it, you are traded to yourcountry. Well watch if it's for me
(18:26):
country, that's better. That's better, crackpot. Now let's see how you
look. You got on present nameit straight in your side. They gave
you a bum suit this time.Now, now look what are you gonna
say to me, spike when youmade it? For instance, if you
are going to ask around the time, well I say, puts. How
(18:49):
about you or me going out andtying on the feedbag crack five? Why
explain that has caught me? Ofcourse, crackpot. Really your ghostis a
go uh no, you say,miss fake, I am charmed. Wotch
can't do sup supper wood can tosup up supper with meat. It is
(19:10):
fortunate. Just wasn't it fortunate?In English word means brunch. Look we
better practice it. Come here Finnagain. Look, make believe you a
dame. See, I want thecrackpot to try something. So what's it
gonna throw? It's the idea ismeeting a dame. Now you'll beat a
(19:41):
dame. Okay, now crack fight. Let's try it, crackpot meet Miss
Finnigan. Hello, Miss Finnigan,are you busy tonight? Oh? I
was gonna stay home and rinse outA few things don't fly so good now
crackpot a compli? Okay, MissFinnigan. Them is lovely diamonds. You
(20:03):
is wearing dish, Oh, dishis wy it's going great, Backpoe going
great? Now the proposal, MissFinnegan, how's about us getting hitched?
So? Oh will you support me? Yeah? So you pretty clouds?
(20:25):
Yeah? Wasn't your brib me abeautiful hot? Yeah? So to you?
I wish I was a doing soI think you're wonderfulk track fix.
Hey, yead, you got mepracticing with a moron. Why do you
think you're gonna propose to you?See? I want your training under actual
(20:49):
battle conditions, So I'll be goingif nobody wants me. Okay, funny
and yeah, now to me,there's all things sounds jelly eddie. You
mean that you're trying to discourage mefrom buying vun' but you can get it
the trouble. Don't worry. Hejust came as fool. Pro you are
(21:11):
a fool and livered the pool.Tell me it's not your septic. Come
on back by, let's go.Oh, miss Brake, Miss Brake,
I would like to present you withmister O'Toole Uh, mister o'too Miss Burke,
Miss Burke, mister o'tour crackpot crackfie. How do you do miss
(21:34):
boke? Oh? Do you callme dinny Billy? That name strikes a
tender note me Billy? I wasonce hit over the head with a billy?
Well, well, isn't it asmall world? I would rad you
here? Did we have something incommon? You mean you was hit over
(21:56):
the head with a billy? Pool? No, no, no, In
my case it was a calls ned. There's somad any showl? Mate,
Digital do you read much? WheneverI get time? He reads quite a
(22:18):
bit. Have you have you runacross a tree road? In booklet?
Is it near Ebbittsfield? Well?I don't know. I'm only up to
page four. Well what thought onewant to get chat crackpot pop the question,
Oh miss Boyck, would you careto honor me by marrying me this
fortnight? If you too. Idon't usually marriage change men, but I
(22:42):
feel that you are a man Ican trust. Well, you certainly can.
I used to be a trustee,a trust h yeah, a crackpot.
Used to be with a bank,you know, on the board of
trustean I except your proposed good good? Uh? Mis boike? On which
(23:03):
bank do you carry your checking account? Checking a count I wouldn't think of
having a checking account. All mymoney is in wo no checking account.
Here you are, I've been ropedin. Don't look at me. I
warned you. I told you marriagewas poisoned for bachelors. Don't blame her
(23:26):
age what he wit? Mainteen?She's thinking out Duffy and that's right.
The next week up, make yourbows, it's gonna be here. He
ain't kidding. Make your bows fromthe amate hower. Yeah. I can
hardly wake meself everybody. He'll bearound here. Good night, Duffy dog.
(24:07):
The three podcast is a presentation ofthe Armed Forces Radio Tips
Hello, Duffy's welly elate made datedoughty to mind just taking Duffy ain't hair?
Hello, Duffy tonight. Uh.Philly Burke the movie actors, huh
what's he like? Well, uh, just imagine one of them Sinatra fans
grown up? Yeah, yeah,she plays and I'm drawing room pictures.
(00:39):
You know what? Pardon me,mister stink for Did I just drop some
light cream down your shape? It? Yeah, Philly Bike, he's kind
of a female Finnegan. Well,Duffy, A lot of people get paid
for band dumb, which reminds me, duppy. How about that raise?
(00:59):
Raise more money raise, that's funny, I can hear you. Well,
Duffy, you could give me adollar raise? How about seventy five cents?
Fifty cents? Thirty five? Look, my pride's gonna answer this transaction
(01:26):
any minute. All right, moneyain't everything working for you? It ain't
anything I'm for you? Fact Eddie, how that Duffy hates to spend though?
Yeah, Joe hates the part withmoney. Don't he know he can't
take it with him? There isone guy, Eddie. If he can't
take it with him, I guaranteehe don't go. Boy, am I
(01:52):
broke? Look you want you gonnaydo? Eddy? No, Look I
just say a guy sip your quarterled. Well let's say it. Did
you fight it? I did itonce and I did it twice and before
I knew it was gone. Miss? How come you so sudden? It's
(02:13):
some money conscience? Well you've seenwhat's mainly funds and makes me and I
can't afford the fine war funds youknow, make a lot of other guys
down. It's no trying to governmentwants you to for ten percent of your
salary and funs. I don't makethat much. Never did I too,
(02:38):
And you see the government here's afammunition if they relied on you and me,
that there shooting babies and we gottado something. That Eddie wants your
girlfriend, Sonya Jones when you're somedota fine puns. Oh no, no,
just throw at me because I'm alwaysbroke, Eddie. Maybe she don't
really love you. Oh she lovesme, all right. The question is
can she afford me? Gaddy?If my heart really belongs to you,
(03:05):
dog shouldn't have the into it.Oh heart belongs to me all right.
Just travelers, the rest of themgoes out with guys or harve door money
money money. I just gotta raisesome dough someway. How about your ThM
weavers face it going on? Yousee, I got a certain amount of
income from that, but I'm talkingabout real dog five or ten bucks.
(03:29):
I ain't talking on chicken feace olor lort. So wet to you,
Finnigan, how come you so excitedover Billy Blank so large at the royal
chief in the fact of day,and I'm an edible bachelor had a boat,
(03:50):
Finigan? The word is I legible, to archiable, to much eligible
as somebody who can't read? Canyou read suchet he? Wait? Man,
it comes crack potto stool a jackpoidyou I have cracked monter. What
(04:12):
are you doing handling? I'm lookingfor clud face clipper, flud face clipper,
the safe cracket. Yeah, you'rejust missing me and just went out
for lunch with planthy to come.What do you want with clud faith?
Well, I'm thinking of giving upfortune, and I understand flood face wants
to sell a safe cracking route.God willin or crack fun You retiring from
(04:35):
fortune checks? Why that's like aboutbut spoiling was to stop making baseballs.
All right, I can't help it. It's getting so I despised of very
white forgery crack funds. I'm gladyour poor old dad ain't around to hear
you say. Don't worries, crackpuddle Fool, the son of fact Simileoool,
(05:00):
the greatest Fordune that ever lived.He'd be hurt, crack pipe if
he knows, maybe he does know, Maybe he knows everything that you do.
You know they they hear about themthings up and sing sing. Two
(05:26):
generations are forges. Why not thetradition You shouldn't forget crack picked two generations?
The old tools have been forged sincethe founding of this country. Fun
the uh momentary love didychrack But uh, look with such a background, crack
(05:46):
pot, you mean to tell meyou want to become a common ordinary,
say cracker. Well, I've beenthought of thinking I'd like to get married
and settled down a little cottage,small by a waterfall, mule little wharton
to come home to, and maybewho knows a little crackpot running around?
But uh, why switch to safecracking? Well, look dodge, one
(06:10):
day he kid's gonna look up atme. And say, daddy, what's
your line of Wait if I sayforge, it sounds like a sissy.
What if I say, Sonny,last night, your daddy blew open the
Whites National Bank. There's something hecan brag about to his little playmate.
But bag pot getting married? Thatmarriage is poison. You know, that
is a sentence where there ain't noperule, and good behavior only makes it
(06:35):
last longer. Ouch, what's wrongwith marriage? Well? Nothing, It's
wonderful, but not for single guys. Belave me for a bachelor, it's
poison. Don't wink to him.Marriage is the most noble experienced a man
can go through anime propaganda. Ilisten Messapia radio program, I listen to
(07:00):
what radio program? Twen's second husband. Yes's another one of them day time
stereos. This one has absolutely beentaken them too long? Who says so?
The announcement. It's the story ofthis Jill Millicent who's made twenty two
husbands supremely happy. Just a minute. If these guys were also supremely happy,
(07:23):
why did they all divorce it?They didn't? They mostly kill themselves?
Oh sure, how much happiness cana guy's stand? Look? How
often does this milicin get a newhusband every week. Every week a guy
gets bumped off with divorce. Theyhave to, they have to. Why
(07:46):
that's the idea of the program?Everybody, there's a contest for the name
of a husband who stats Monday.You mean they changed the name of the
program every week, like I'm twentysecond to twenty third husband next week and
twenty fourth husband and so on.What's night? What did they call the
program when it started? Northant Mphythere walk out brother? A husband awake?
(08:15):
Who sponsors this program? Prodn' bredbentis taking powers? Oh well,
tell me who is the Millicent's slatestvictim. His name is subject Frederick sounds
like a cat. Yes, yes, yes, this is you. Has
(08:37):
a friend who's been getting him tofour cross and Millicent's nose. Now Frother
has spent a rolling in money whenall's second. The guy is forging checks
in Millicent's name and him and hisfriends is rolling in zone. Greg Father,
you listening to this? To me, it's very boring. To me,
(08:58):
it's very interesting. Chrek. Youwas talking about getting married before.
Have you ever seen Billy Bake?Billy Boake? Yeah, a dame with
a fact checking account and a simplesignatures percent a tame like Billy count and
with that little gift of yours youmarry her and the both of us is
(09:18):
in the doom. But right,didn't you just tell me to marriage his
person? Besides? How well,Frankly, you know, ain't Billy the
kid. But you got to remember, you see, and all the dame
is always more mature. H areyou listening to me? What are you
(09:41):
looking at? There? Now?There's a tomato. I wouldn't mind marry
him, frank Pot, that ain'tno tomato, that's fine. Vauda the
singer, very high class tomato JickBlake Park Avenue. Oh a tomato?
Huh? And with plenty of letters? Hey, what do you have to
(10:03):
pay a dame like that? What'dyou saying? Why do you have to
pay a dame like that? Nothing? Mus No? So why does she
work here? She needs to do? Then? How about a song?
Okay, claud anyway she sounds Johnny, Hey, tomato, how's about your
(10:24):
life? Plot? Do not trinklewith this jame's emotions? Don't forget you
are practically an engaged man? Sing? Then? Eh? Like the game?
But who can play it all?Along? Every chap should hold a
(10:48):
hard to call his own love.Make come back. First night they called
me, when night are you?I you I had found the only love
when I foll you. I knowthat you know that I'll go where you
(11:16):
go. I kuse you don't.I wish you knew how much ilong to
hold you in my own It's Iit's my time woo to me. The
dim sent in the starl with onemore little kids say ninety nine, I
(11:39):
know that you know that I'll gowhere you go. I cuse you lose
you. I wish you knew howmuch along you old you look all one
(12:03):
more kin, one mo one moreword, one my love, no another
(12:28):
you sian in the groove and cookingright on the front burner. Thank you,
Eddie. H ahead a really sickJoe go out and you me sick.
I guess yes, you must beupy me. I'm not appy.
(12:56):
Yes, I'm certainly Joe that I'mnot. I went away. I am
hut oh, oh who are youArchie? Okay, your pardon, I
said, I'm Archie. That's change. You look just like him? Why
cool like Archie? But I amhim. But I still think the resemblance
(13:20):
is remarkable, so your archist.Well, now I ain't so sure.
Well, the next time I recognizeyou by your face, you have an
easy say to remember you poor thing. Look, there is nothing wrong with
(13:43):
my faith. Ah, that's justskitty. Keep thinking that and no one
can ch Oh look, uh feetthat is that may and maybe it's might.
But uh how how did the jointtale look so you, miss fiame
ever Y? Yeah, yes,yes, the dame as it was last
year. Nothing has been changed,not even the table claws. That's fake
(14:05):
and table clots was tined over onlyjust last week, and fright them are?
How come you remember the table plotsand you don't remember me? I
do remember you? Here you I'mArchie Archie who Archie the table fort.
This game is the paranomiac. Ohand oh yes, mister Clifton finning and
(14:33):
dishes. Miss Billy Flake, howdo you do? You're cute? You're
used too? Yeah, but you'recute then? No, No, I
think you're futt Oh one of themstubborn times. We're all right, I'm
cui than you, but you're muchstudent, much more intelligence. A god,
(14:58):
there, you're more intelligence than Ohno, no, you're more intelligence.
No, no you will, No, no, you are. This
one will be at that heat whereit's nice to have had such scum you.
They can talk with you. I'msumulated too well. So well,
(15:22):
goodbye, sister, goodbye wisdom.Very interesting conversation. Yes, I a
woman could be very happy. Itwas an intelligent man like that. You
know. Sometimes I say to myself, Philly, why don't you accept an
offer of marriage from some intelligent man. Then I answer myself and I say,
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Philly, no intelligent man will everoff you. Well, maybe I
can help you out. That's missBlake. How would you like to settle
down in a little cottage small bya waterfall? She so suddin, Wait
a minute, not me. Icame here to talk for crackpot and oh
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look, I got a guy withme and named a crack planel' tool young
attractive hard workers. What did hedo? He rights? Uh? Nice,
saw a settled kind of a guy. You know that one of them
flighty guys. This guy has beenknown to stay in one spot for from
five to ten years. I thinkyou should meet him. Who. Well,
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I did it, So those dangingmeanings changed now almost sounds like,
yeah, I guess it's done.Who all looks wrong with that? Bring
you here? Okay, I've beenthinking it all us. I can't harry
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is name, Crackpot. It's yourpatriotic duty. Look, the governor asked
me to buy buns. How canI buy buns unless you marry this name
and get me some dough? Igo? Why not? By not doing
it, you are traded to yourcountry. Well watch if it's for me
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country, that's better. That's better, crackpot. Now let's see how you
look. You got on present nameit straight in your side. They gave
you a bum suit this time.Now, now look what are you gonna
say to me, spike when youmade it? For instance, if you
are going to ask around the time, well I say, puts. How
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about you or me going out andtying on the feedbag crack five? Why
explain that has caught me? Ofcourse, crackpot. Really your ghostis a
go uh no, you say,miss fake, I am charmed. Wotch
can't do sup supper wood can tosup up supper with meat. It is
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fortunate. Just wasn't it fortunate?In English word means brunch. Look we
better practice it. Come here Finnagain. Look, make believe you a
dame. See, I want thecrackpot to try something. So what's it
gonna throw? It's the idea ismeeting a dame. Now you'll beat a
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dame. Okay, now crack fight. Let's try it, crackpot meet Miss
Finnigan. Hello, Miss Finnigan,are you busy tonight? Oh? I
was gonna stay home and rinse outA few things don't fly so good now
crackpot a compli? Okay, MissFinnigan. Them is lovely diamonds. You
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is wearing dish, Oh, dishis wy it's going great, Backpoe going
great? Now the proposal, MissFinnegan, how's about us getting hitched?
So? Oh will you support me? Yeah? So you pretty clouds?
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Yeah? Wasn't your brib me abeautiful hot? Yeah? So to you?
I wish I was a doing soI think you're wonderfulk track fix.
Hey, yead, you got mepracticing with a moron. Why do you
think you're gonna propose to you?See? I want your training under actual
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battle conditions, So I'll be goingif nobody wants me. Okay, funny
and yeah, now to me,there's all things sounds jelly eddie. You
mean that you're trying to discourage mefrom buying vun' but you can get it
the trouble. Don't worry. Hejust came as fool. Pro you are
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a fool and livered the pool.Tell me it's not your septic. Come
on back by, let's go.Oh, miss Brake, Miss Brake,
I would like to present you withmister O'Toole Uh, mister o'too Miss Burke,
Miss Burke, mister o'tour crackpot crackfie. How do you do miss
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boke? Oh? Do you callme dinny Billy? That name strikes a
tender note me Billy? I wasonce hit over the head with a billy?
Well, well, isn't it asmall world? I would rad you
here? Did we have something incommon? You mean you was hit over
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the head with a billy? Pool? No, no, no, In
my case it was a calls ned. There's somad any showl? Mate,
Digital do you read much? WheneverI get time? He reads quite a
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bit. Have you have you runacross a tree road? In booklet?
Is it near Ebbittsfield? Well?I don't know. I'm only up to
page four. Well what thought onewant to get chat crackpot pop the question,
Oh miss Boyck, would you careto honor me by marrying me this
fortnight? If you too. Idon't usually marriage change men, but I
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feel that you are a man Ican trust. Well, you certainly can.
I used to be a trustee,a trust h yeah, a crackpot.
Used to be with a bank,you know, on the board of
trustean I except your proposed good good? Uh? Mis boike? On which
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bank do you carry your checking account? Checking a count I wouldn't think of
having a checking account. All mymoney is in wo no checking account.
Here you are, I've been ropedin. Don't look at me. I
warned you. I told you marriagewas poisoned for bachelors. Don't blame her
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age what he wit? Mainteen?She's thinking out Duffy and that's right.
The next week up, make yourbows, it's gonna be here. He
ain't kidding. Make your bows fromthe amate hower. Yeah. I can
hardly wake meself everybody. He'll bearound here. Good night, Duffy dog.
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